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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's definitely not catch up because he's a punk and
I'll whoop him for you to share them. My a
show and this is how you're all doing. Oh my,
least say five kiss. Hold on, friends, It's Monday. Welcome in.
What a gorgeous day it is outside. I'm regretting wearing
(00:22):
pants today. Sounds weird, but that's okay. Welcome into the program.
Hookups on the way for you, of course, including but
not limited to, We'll get your ghost to three twenty
five twenty on the show. You're looking for hookups, We're
going to send you to see Halsey and I've got
moress to cash your tickets for you all week on
the show. But the most important thing. First things first,
how are you Cleveland? I wish your weekend. Love to
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check in with you all The text A two one
sixty five seven eight ninety six five, Oh why you're there?
Spread some good vibes. Tell me a moment over the
weekend that made you feel amazing. Some good vibes is
a great way to start the program, especially those people
out there are having like eh Mondays. We all know
Tuesdays this is the weakest day of the week. But
Mondays aren't are right behind, So maybe someone needs turned around.
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They want to hear your good vibes. Bride them with
the program. Hit us up on the app to new
and improved iHeartRadio app that read microphone called a talkback button.
It'll come to me right here in the studio. It's Monday, friends, Shy.
I'm gonna say it to anyone who listens for the
best probably guitar solo ever heard on ninety six five
Kiss fam mainly because we weren't around in the eighties,
said Cheramia show on your lookop station. We've got Holsey
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tickets on the way two forty five. But good vibes now,
cleven good things happening in your life. Would love to
hear from you if you want to check in on
the text. Danielle text that she just booked plans for
some patio cocktails today. Oh it's cocktail batty o weather guys,
it is it is time you got your good vibes
two one, six seven eight, ninety six five. Oh Angel,
what about you tell me something good that happened to
(01:48):
you today in your life? Oh you were at the
what hair hair salon? I thought you said, eating a
Swan and I got very confused. Angeliu, I don't know
if that's legal, right? What do we do to the
hair today? We get a we get a color, we
go full bore on here, what was the deal?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Here?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
We go?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Wait? What style are you into with the cut? Does
it have a name?
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I don't know, Okay. All I know is my wife
will go to the salon and she's like, oh, I
got a bob blowout, Sally Joe Ralphael. I'm like, I
don't know what you just said to me, lady. I
don't know if that's English, Like, what kind of style
is that? I don't know. I'm not even being saying
the right words, because as as soon as she starts
talking about her hair, my mind just goes blank and
it's like that little mechanical monkey who has the symbols.
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That's what's going on in my head when she explains
this stuff to me. Really, I don't know what you're
jumping about. Let's go get away. It's a Chere Amias
Show on ninety six five Kids FM, Cleveland's number one
hit music station with actipaying your bills by the way,
three o'clock, your next shot to get hooked up there
every hour during the chair Ami as Shure, we got
you covered. Also Halsey tickets on the way. Guys, A
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lot going on. It's Monday. Let's dive in. Let's get
the good vibes going, good things happening in your life.
Jennifer joining us on the program. Now, Jennifer, tell me
something that happened.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
I got a work an hour early.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You got out of work an hour early. Let's go,
how did you manage that? Well?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
We got done early, Okay, I had no more patience.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Okay, So now we're going to have a long day
tomorrow and Friday. So human patience or animal patience?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Human? Human? Well, I guess animal patients are still technically
human patients if we're if we're being specific about that right,
Why so busy tomorrow? A lot of procedures to do
you guys taking off toes tomorrow. What's the game plan?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
So where I work, we have a specific demographic of patience,
and their availability.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Is usually like Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Look at you hip in the crap out of this conversation.
By the way, looky, I can tell you're good to
your job because your hippo skills are on point, Jennifer, Oh,
thank you, keep on keeping on. Tell everyone in that demographic.
I said, Hi tomorrow, I will.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
I will for sure.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Sit here on Mindy showing ninety six to five Kiss FM,
trying to get you to Halsey. She's coming to Blossomy
and June. Let's go to Color twelve. It's Nicole and
Apartment Nicole. Good afternoon, agar all, Nicole. What are your
what are your thoughts on Flacco being Baco? How do
we feel? I'm totally I'm good with it.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm a big brown fan.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I'm so pumped. I'm happy to see him back. I
kind of want to wear him to wear I want
him to kind of wear number four as a middle finger.
You are you with me on that? I am so
with all right, So here's what's gonna happen. I'm gonna
give you the name of a human being. That human
being was either a Browns quarterback at some point, or
they they are a fictional television character. Get two of
these right and you win. Okay, okay, all right, let's
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start with Oh, those are too easy, these are really easy.
All right, Let's start with Barney Stinson. Did Barnie Stinson
play for the Browns or is he fictional television character
TV character? That's right, Yeah, you are you? How I
met your mother? Fan?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Not at all? Good?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
So you're good with the Browns quarterbacks. Let's go to then,
how about Brandon Brandon Whedon, Brown's quarterback or TV character?
I want to see Whedon was good? He was a quarterback?
He was that's right, you were, yeah, coolie? He fun
fact is the Browns quarterback? Remember the guy who got
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clotheslined by the American flag? Yes, that's him. That's what
Brandon Whedon is known for. Awesome and also he's known
for getting hooked up with the Halsey tickets. You have
a blasted blossom. Okay, thank you. You are so welcome.
Hang on, Nicole, I'm gonna get that info and remind
you people we got more tickets for Halsey again tomorrow,
win him at two forty five. But if you want
a thousand bucks, we're back to paying your bills on
kids FM. We'll get that right after the standby.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Stop staring at that red receipt unless the Jeremiah Show
found out why.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You got ghosted. Now for a famous ghost story, Tividy,
welcome into the program. Tell me all about you and Colin,
how we got to today. Obviously your ghost now that's
bad news. We're trying to turn it around. Tell me
about how you guys met, dates you've been on, all
that stuff. I mean we went out a couple of times.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Well, confession, like we actually yeah, I mean we hooked
it on the first date.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Oh, Like it wasn't Yeah, I mean it wasn't because I.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
Was looking for like a one night thing or anything.
It just sort of happened like.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
We just had like I don't know, we had like
like a vibe.
Speaker 6 (06:12):
Right, And he hasn't texted me back, and so I'm like, oh,
maybe he judged it because but that's just stupid because.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
He was all in too. So yeah, well, and it
was a it was a couple of dates too, So
I think maybe that's maybe a little bit overthinking. But
when you're in a situation where you're ghosted, you're probably
overthinking absolutely everything. Right where youthink in the outfield order?
Blah blah blah blah blah. Did I do this? Did
I do that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
So I don't know, I mean, I don't know. I
don't get ghosted ever.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, I don't know what this is. Well, let's let's
see if we can fix it for you. Pretty cut
and dry. Here, I'm gonna play one song and then
we'll come back. We'll try to give Colin a call.
Seat Field, tell us what's going on? Sound good? Yeah? Okay?
All right? More ghosted less than three minutes away. It's
kiss FM.
Speaker 5 (06:50):
Mart.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Well, they hooked up on the first date, but they
went on multiple dates. That's a situation we got here
with Tiffany and Colin. It's the Jeremiah Show. In the
middle of You're ghosted. We're ninety six five Kiss FM. Tiffany,
Now is the time I'm going to give Colin a call.
I will have you stay on the phone with me,
but just don't say anything right away. Let me chat
with him first. Typically he will be a little more
honest if you like, doesn't know you there? You know
what I mean? Yeah? Yeah, definitely, here we go, good luck.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Hi, is Colin available? Yes? Speaking? Hey Colin, It's the
Jeremiah Show, ninety six five Kiss FM, giving you a call? Okay, Hello, Hi? Yeah, Sorry,
I get it. You're completely confused. Only in a few
minutes of your time. You're not expecting the call. We're
calling about a girl you might have went out with,
maybe a couple of times. Girl named Tiffany. Do you
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know what Tiffany? And did you go stay Tiffany? Yeah?
I guess I just don't really think that's gonna work out. Okay,
Well you know what she did. So here's where we sit.
She was the kind of looking for some closure. She
didn't have any we talked to her. She mentioned about
you guys like hooking up on the first date, and
she thought that's what it was. Is is that we're
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looking to go back to her with something. You know
what I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Well, I mean, if I can be honest, it was
kind of her tattoos.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
Oh, okay, tattoos on what are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Okay? Wow, hang on, let me catch everyone up. Tiffany
is here, Colin's here, Colin s I forgot to tell
you that also, Tiffany, we can't say that word, so
if you could just not not go what all right? Colin?
Is that is that the tattoo that she's you were
referring to the one that she just brought up and
said a word you can't stay on the radio. Uh, yeah,
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that's the one. Okay, what's up with it? I mean,
it's just not your thing to explain it to me.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, you know, it's kind of it's just not Yeah,
it's just not pray Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
Okay, okay, tattoos on my big you're upset with that,
you're upset with.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
That, can't say the word I'm not. I'm not I'm
not upset with it. To each their own, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, Oh my god, I can't even I can't even
with death.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Well, it's like, so here's here's where it gets tricky.
And I kind of I call it. I see where
you're coming from. Like we all have preferences, right, there's
things we don't like, the things and things that we do.
Like is that kind of where you're coming from there? Yeah,
I mean, you know, and not everything for everybody.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
And you know I didn't I didn't want to be rude.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Or anything, but yeah, so so you sort of like
ghosting might be more appropriate than just the truth. I
wanted to avoid confrontation.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
If I'm being right, whatever, whatever you stuck, I really,
I mean whatever. My stattooes are cute and their mind
and like, I don't know, like you didn't really have
a problem with it hooking up with me like that
wasn't a problem. I don't know. You're just shallow, You're
just like this boring app like like you're just basically
like white bread, boring ass bulls, Like I don't.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Even need this, I don't even need this.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I had to go, yeah, thank you, because then we
can stop cussing than you are you ghosting?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Slide into our DMS at Jayshow Radio and we'll get
to the bottom of it on the Jeremia Show.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Of all the people commenting about today's ghosted, it just happened.
That'll be up on the podcast if you missed it,
I'll check me out on the free iHeart Radio web
wherever get your favorite podcast. People chiming in about ghost
some love, sandwich matches, texting, and whitebread. Mister grim is
dying on the text saying he's trying to be cool
and she's nuts. And then I got a lot of
questions about this And this is a tok pack that
(10:23):
I got from Renee. I just know that ghosted you're
telling me you can't see telling the radio sexist. That's
one of many. There's a couple and that word is
one that I can't say on the radio. I could
list the rest, but I wouldn't be here to do
the show for you tomorrow, so I definitely won't hit
that with a Google thousand bucks on the way paying
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your bills on the Trauma Show. It's ninety six five
Kiss FM, Cleveland's number one hit music station. Also got
your cashio hook up on the way. We got those
tickets for you all week again this week. This post
up on our Instagram now ninety six five Kiss FM
collapbing with our friends over there, and I'm from Cleveland
asking Clevelanders whom is the best Cleveland mascot. I'd love
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for you to chime in on the text right now
two one, six, five seven eight ninety six five. Oh,
obviously we got a ton out there. Some of the
ones in the comments, Sully, that's for your Cleveland Monsters, Slider.
Obviously you've got Brownie rip Chomps. No Chomps is alive.
Chomps is the soft one. But there was a live dog.
A couple of them passed away. A lot of people
(11:31):
thrown in the comments that Chief Wahoo is their favorite mascot,
and to that, I say, that's a logo, not a mascot,
because that'd be like saying the Guardian is your favorite
mascot in Cleveland. No, that was a logo, right mine.
(11:53):
Oh man, I gotta go with my boy Mustard, not
catch up. We all know why. There's history there Mustard.
But I'll tell you what spicy Mustard she's making a
running man. She really is. Go see that. You can
chime in on the comments there and ninety six five
kids have FM mine from Cleveland as well our friends
over there. But tell me tell me what she got
two one six seventy ninety six five. Oh, we can
(12:15):
debate at all you want. Best mascot in Cleveland, Olivia
Cargo Falls? What's say you? Oh? Y'all did not?
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Goodness?
Speaker 4 (12:24):
See?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Are you torn between two mascots or where are we blanking?
Speaker 5 (12:30):
I see I'm torn because like Moondog moondogs, I got
a street moondog.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I don't know who are you debating over? Then? It
was moondog or who slighter? Oh yeah, that's a good
that's a tough fight. It really is, because Slider's in og.
He's been there. I mean, name another Cleveland mascot that
literally broke their leg while mascoting?
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, exactly. He puts in the work.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
He puts in the work. But Moondog has a ring.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
There's too many factors to a best Scott.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Here's what here's what we all can agree on. It's
definitely not ketchup because he's a punk and I'll whoop him. Yes,
me and you both, Yeah, we'll take him out. Watch it.
You better watch your bat ketch up. Me and Olivia
are looking for you. You better, We're gonna find you.
Catch up two one, six five seven eight, ninety six five.
Oh hit me up on detection and call if you
want to, or hit that red microphone on the new
and improved iHeart Radio. Leave me to talk back. Best
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mascot in Cleveland, Go ahead, try to try to tell
me chief why who's a mascot? Not a logo? He's
a logo. Cashi Chickens all the way, got him for
you all week again. This week on the cher on
Maya Shirts ninety six five Kiss FM, we were a
hook up station talking about the best mascot in Cleveland.
This post blown up in the comments right now at
ninety six five Kiss FM, A clab with our friends
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from I'm from Cleveland, Justina, what do you think, who's
got the best mascot in Cleveland? Oh, the hot dog,
the hot but wait, all three of well there's four
of them now, but which one? Which one?
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Four of them?
Speaker 1 (13:57):
All four?
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Well talk because I'm answering for myself.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
And my husband.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Let okay, so we had them, Actually we paid for
them to be at our wedding because we're just yeah,
we're suppsed with them. Anyway, that was before Spicy was around.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
So now I'm a level of salty. But it's right.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
I am always a girl's girl. I always love onions.
And then my husband is a very big Ketchup fan.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You have to divorce him, Justina, you have to divorce
him right now. Ketchup is a punk, he's a puck.
Speaker 5 (14:27):
I totally agree. But we're both equally Mustard fans because
we love an underdog. So it's like that's why we
love all three of them. I can't give opinions on
Spicy yet, only because I haven't met her yet, Like
I've got to feel it out. I got to see
what it's like, you know, how she is. But anyway,
the best mascots are the hot dogs. Love it and
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that's like there's no I don't.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Even think there's even any company. I don't think it's anything.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Coming in like very close second.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
But they almost come as a package deal.
Speaker 5 (14:57):
A ust Yeah, like I agree with I would agree
with that, but I would say overall, if I had
to picture just one, I mean, I am a girl's
girl and it's.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So You're on my show in ninety sixty five kiss
f am at your hookup station with cashing tickets on
the way for forty five and another shot at a
grand coming at five o'clock top of the hour every
hour during the program. We got you covered there. Hey,
I'll be looking over your shoulder if you get married,
because your mom could swoop in. This happened in India.
A twenty year old man from India eloped with his
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forty year old soon to be mother in law just
nine days before their scheduled wedding. So the groom was
set to marry his wife his new wife's daughter on
Wednesday bought on April sixth, he left home under the
pretense of shopping for wedding clothes. A little bit later,
(15:51):
he informed his dad that he was leaving and should
not be searched for. This has got to be lost
in translation like it must an indie and it must
sound way way better than informed his father that he
was leaving and should not be searched for. So. At
the same time, his future mother in law was discovered
(16:12):
with the family savings and she gone just disappeared. How
do you are you not getting apt flags when you
drain your family savings account? So both the bride and
the groom's father excuse me, no, sorry, there's too many
(16:36):
people here. So basically, there's an unusual They were noticed
having an unusually close relationship. That would be the mom
and the groom. That's how I'm going to refer to
them over the last few months, including frequent phone conversations. However,
they chose not to intervene to avoid causing problems for
the wedding. That's a red flag, is it not. Would
(16:58):
you not look at that situation and be like, oh,
it's weird. My future husband and my mom are talking
a lot. Why would they be talking about wedding thing?
Because they fall in love. That's that's wild. That's this
is the most they're still missing. By the way, I've
just completely I've read this story three times, and every
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time I read it, it just gets more shocking and like,
how did how did you guys not see this happening?
Are you that involved in the wedding when you see
the groom and the mother talking a lot, you're not
You're not flagged by that. That's not throwing up anything
for you. Well, I hope this is a lesson learned
(17:42):
for everyone to not let your mom and your future
husband get too close. Sit here on Maia Show on
ninety see five Kissam Clevelands number one eight music station. Guys,
we're commercial free for you right now with a shot
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way less than a ten minutes. We'll get those for you.
(18:03):
I gotta talk back. That's a red micro funny. Listen
on the app. It's new and approved Buckhout Radio. You
can leave me messages. They come to me here in
the state at studio. I don't want to say who
this is because well, it's in reference to the story
we just talked about the groom who we looked for
the soon to be mother in law.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
So, Jeremiah, that story you just told that woman might
have lost her future husband to her mother. But at
least she didn't walk in on her future husband with
her mother like someone I know who's definitely not me did.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I'm so sorry. Wow, everyone's got something right, said Jeremiah.
Show commercial free on ninety six five Kiss FM. Cashy
tickets for you all week. Let's talk to Rachel and Parma,
mainly because she's called a twenty Rachel, Good afternoon, Haygar,
what's up here, Maya? I'm trying to hook you with
a cash tickets you down, dude.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
I would love some cash of tickets.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
I won tickets from you guys years ago.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
So let's let's hopefully going to get this round two
and let's see if we can get you hooked up
right now. So this AI song summary game. I've taken
a Kiss FM song. I've asked our iHeartRadio AI to
summarize it for me. So I'm gonna play you what
the robot said. You tell me what song she's summarizing. Okay,
here we go. Good luck?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Is it pop?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
See the pop dance pop, power pop, disco, pop and
disco track that tells the story of a woman who
moves from Tennessee to southern California. She takes a job
as a dancer in a gate club in West Hollywood
despite her mother's disapproval.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
What song is that, Rachel?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
Is that Pinpoint Club by.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
Chapel Ron?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Wait wait, Rachel, goodness, let's go. Oh, I gotta think cosplay,
you gotta. There's a whole lot to think about, horror
works done because we just we just hooked you up
with your cash she tickets. Rachel, congratulations in the market.
(19:57):
Wait what did you just say? What about your pocket?
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Is that wrong?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Listen?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
My brain is like, well, we're the full day and
one cash of tickets.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
My brain is an overt right now. All right, go
get some wine, Okay, Rachel, all right, we go hang on.
Let me get that info. I'll get it off the air,
and we'll have more catchy tickets for you tomorrow. We
got you get it for forty five on your hook
up stations ninety six five kiss a hey, thousand bucks
on the way soon to hang.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
On for that.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Let's be smart about this. I'm smart, so smart.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
It's time to smart you up, Cleveland. We're not gonna
be the stupid people anymore. With Jeremiah's fun fact of
the day.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Now, let's nugget for you. You know, blastic pickles, Big
pickle guy, especially flastic those are my number one. So
the pickle lastic pickles. Their mascot is say it together.
That's right, it's a stork. But why is it a stork? Well,
they use a stork mascot because pregnant women are known
to great pickles. That's genius. That's how you talk. That
is how you talk to your demographic. Now I'm not
(20:52):
a pregnant woman, and I will sit down and neat
an entire jar of Dill baby pickles. Oh babies, How
cute is that? Never sweet and sour though, nope, never
sweet pickles, always the deal pickles. I want to see
what that marketing board look like at Plastic when they
were trying to figure out we need a mascot, what
do we need to appeal to? And someone's like, oh,
pregnant ladies, storks boom, pickles in my mouth. Sorry you're
(21:15):
saying pickles in my mouth? Just a heads up. More
Halsey tickets coming up for you tomorrow and the Jami
issue two forty five will get you hooked up on
ninety six five Kiss FM. It's what we do as
your hook up station. We also feed you your genius
to the day daily, your genius today. Of course, somebody's
done something so stupid. Anything you've done pails in comparison.
(21:35):
A video of a Minnesota influencer is going viral after
she died her Easter eggs in the toilet. Yes, not
only did she waste about three thousand dollars in eggs,
that's about how much two dozen costs right in her
toilet bowl. It's attracted over three million views and sparked
wide spread online debate. We're debating this all right, So
Kate places two dozen eggs in the toilet, adds food coloring,
(21:58):
baking soda, pours knagger in and resulting in Thai di
like designs Now, people are calling it unsanitory. Really why huh? Interesting?
A lot of people pointing out the potential health risk.
What do we do with Easter eggs? Are we eating that?
Don't eat them? Don't eat them period? I mean, I
(22:18):
guess maybe I have once or toys. But people are
saying that, well, you shouldn't be posting this on the internet.
You know, you don't know what she should she should
post out of the internet, because if she dies Easter
eggs in a toilet, and you then do that you
deserve whatever illness has come your way.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
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