September 12, 2022 • 37 mins
The Jubal Show kicks off the show with what the worst name you can give their child, a guy named Matt called into the show to prank his girlfriend Danielle in this Phone Prank, Jubal Fresh reports on a new definition that the dictionary may have gotten wrong in this INN, for today's First Date Follow Up Callie is on the phone because she is not getting a call back from a guy named Paul after they met at a backyard barbeque, there is a guy on the phone for this Dirty Little Secret who might be crossing a line when it comes to keeping it in the family, and how much do Alex Fresh and Christian Gray Snow know about football? Well we find out in this episode!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jebel Show on demand is Stupid Internet questions? The
Universe is most exciting game show? What is the question
that everybody's talking about online today? You're in luck, We're
about to discuss. You can always call us up. Eighty
eight three four three one six one text in four
one six one. If you'd like to be a contestant
on stupid Internet question, I'm Bobby Lay Sundays and today's
(00:25):
stupid Internet question is what would be the worst name
that you could give your child? Eighty eight three four
three one six one text in. Let's get to we
can start there. What would be the worst name that
you could give your child? Okay, so y'all gonna think
I'm lying, but I swear I know someone from back
(00:48):
even by dates, back in California, UM and his name,
his birth given name is Jeffrey Epstein. Whoa what? Oh? Where?
He has the twin brother named Justin. He didn't come solf. No,
He's thriving in the streets West Hollywood as a gay man.
I would definitely change my name like what it was. Yeah,
I would go by my middle name. I've told him,
(01:09):
I'm like, you got to switch it up. What did
you say, I think he likes the little bit of
the shop factor be yeah, oh no, the fact that
we're looking for it would getting funny after a while, though.
You know, you just see people's face every time you
introduce yourself. I mean just imagine whenever the whole ordeal
about him really popped off, like he had this name
all these years, I immediately hate him. Yeah, it's stupid
(01:32):
Internet questions. Call us up eighty eight three four three
one to six one text in four one oh six one.
Today's stupid Internet question is what would be the worst
name you could give your child? Eight three four three
one six one text in four one oh six one
Tim What could be the worst name you could give
your child? Adolf Hitler? Oh God, that is horrible name.
(01:54):
Wasted no time. Yeah, has a birthday right the day
before mine. Oh yeah. There's people that have done that
and they make news because they get canceled. You know,
like every once in a while, the story comes out
where somebody did that at the birth certificate makes the
news and you see a picture of the couple and
you're like, they look exactly like somebody who I think
would name their kid that, And uh, I would not
(02:14):
recommend ever naming your kid Adolph hit. Yeah, it's a
bad name, would especially known if it's a girl. Oh no,
it's Adolph, Adol Adolph. I said make your bed, and
I was like, no, I do not make my own bed.
Someone else makes my Bed's just a little dictator, aren't
they eight eight, three, four, three one or six one.
(02:35):
It's stupid internet questions, And today's stupid internet question is
what is the worst name you could give your child? Felony, felony.
I used to know a felony. I went to junior
high school with her, and every time we had to
say her name, I would just be like, they named
her felony, Like you know her parents they had a
few felonies. I think, Oh no, they were just like,
that's actually a beautiful word, family name. The name that
(02:58):
I would say would be one of the worst names
you could a child was Croutchley. Yeah, I just add
a lead to that. That's good, that's horrible. I was
thinking isis. There are a lot of isiss? Are there? Yeah?
There are? And that was before isis meant a bad
thing or like you thought of a bad thing when
you thought of isis? But after nine to eleven. All
(03:18):
the isis is probably wanted to change their name. I would.
One of my favorite names was I don't know if
he still plays in the league or not, one of
the NBA player de John Thompson. So I'm like, that's Mustard.
Come on, it's a cool name. Though. It's a cool name.
What about queen? What about anyone of Nick Cannon's kids?
(03:39):
The list of his still stand by? Powerful Queen is
an amazing name for a kid, Dude, I would love
to be named Powerful Queen. That's right, powerful Quenyah. It's
stupid Internet questions. In today's stupid Internet question is what
is the worst name you could give your child? Eighty
eight three four three one six one text in four
one to six one. It'sa maybe like Brad or Chad. Sorry,
those are just typical like frat pointings here Chad, Well,
(04:03):
I would think if you Chad, I don't know why,
I just feel like Chad, and that's always a f
you before, like if Chad whatever, dude, that's what I
hear every time I hear meet somebody named Chad audition
for like a surfer boy partner. If you Chad, you
ever meet a Chad in a very professional setting. No neither.
(04:25):
Let's start the meeting off. Mar Ceo Chad. I've heard
that before. If I ever had a kid, and this
is real, and every by time I say it, people
think that I'm joking. But if I did have a
kid out of my own loins, which will never happen,
I don't think. But I would want to name Exodus.
I think that's a dope name. It is, it is.
It has multiple meanings too, because like it's just kind
of a cool name, right, Like that's that's a solid name.
(04:46):
If you meet an Exodus, you're like, whoa, Right, But
it would come from me, so they'd be very small
and it wouldn't match because you'd picture it. Exodus would
be like a big dude. But anyway, um, but also
that's how they came into this world, Like they exited,
you know, a big exodus as exited out though yeah,
like exited well yeah, exited out into the world, into
the world. Say dad, how did you decide my name? Someday?
(05:07):
You say, well, I saw you Exitus right out your
three one oh six one text in four one six one.
It's stupid Internet questions. Why join us tomorrow? Same time
for another exciting round of America's most favorite game show,
Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask you the question that
(05:29):
everybody's talking about on the dot com. Remember, you can
follow show on social media at the Jewil Show, follow
us all individually. I'm a Jubil Fresh, I'm at that dres,
I might Christian Gray Snow and your phone break oppins
every single hour on the twenties. Your next one is
coming up in just a few minutes. The Jewil Show
on Demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on
the twenties. Hello, Hey Danielle Gary, Gary. Yeah, Danielle, how
(06:02):
you doing? We've never spoken this way before? This is weird?
What's going on? Old pal? Wait? Is this Gary from
grocery store? Gary? Yeah? Yeah, you shop at grocery store
and we talk all the time. I'm surprised you didn't
know my voice right away? How'd you get my number? Oh?
I don't know? Um, Hello, Rewards member, I work at
(06:26):
the grocery store. Pretty easy to get your number. But
I wanted to follow up on our convo the other day.
What do you how do? What'd you think of it? Um?
Are you talking about dark chocolate? Yeah? We were talking
about the choco and you were saying that you really
liked the dark chocolate. I'm not a big fan of
the light chocolate, little too sugary, the dark chocolate literal
(06:47):
too bittery, and the medium chocolate just right, kind of
like Goldilocks with the chocolate. So how do you how'd
you like the chocolate you got? Okay, Um, you know what, Garry,
I I really feel like it's weird that you got
my number from the numbership card. Okay, Like I don't
think you're allowed to get my number. Oh no, I'm
(07:10):
not at all. Yeah. I know they frowned upon that,
but I knew that you and I had a little
bit of a connection there, and I'm to believe me,
I'm a happily married man four times actually, so I'm
not telling up to hit on it if it came
across that way. Oh my goodness, I am so sorry.
That's how I lost wife three? Oh I tell you
about her? No? Yeah, Well, I'm surprised because normally when
(07:35):
I have conversations with customers at the grocery store, you know,
I'm a talk to you one. I get into the
story about my third wife and how she was a
dancer and how she just had a little bit of
a jealous bone in her body and she couldn't handle
how much I talked to customers at the grocery store
and came in there one day and burned a whole
shelf down. It was awkward for everybody. Oh my god,
(07:57):
almost burning the whole grocery store down. Actually, okay, you
know she's still from time to time shows up. What. Yeah,
you seem like a nice person. But I'm sorry, um,
is that someone knocking at your door right now? Yeah?
Oh boy, well, CoA, I'm gonna ask it not to
(08:21):
get that door. Please don't answer that right now. Please
don't answer that. I'm begging you, please don't answer that
for your own safety. I'm sorry. How do you know
who's at my door? Okay, so, I'm not sure if
you heard the story about my third ex wife a
little bit of a jealous bone in her body and
kind of at it. I think she just knocked part
(08:43):
Oh my god, Oh my god, what was going on there?
What just happened there? I couldn't really hear what was
going on there at Kara. She keeps knocking at my
door and I she's knocking again. Isn't she. Oh my good, Okay,
(09:04):
she's serious about this one. Hey, I think you should
find a way to sneak out the back or something.
She's a little bit nutty, like I said, like a
good dark chocolate nutty candy bar. Oh Jesus, I can't
believe this is happening. Like, you know you're gonna go
to jail, but both of you are going to go
to jail. Well, don't do that, because it's actually your
boyfriend Matt knocking on the door and he's on the
(09:26):
phone right now. Hey, Cora, this is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your
boyfriend Matt set you up. He told us about the
weird grocers or employee that talks to you all the time.
I wanted to mess with you. He's also outside knocking
on the door. Wait what you're wait? I'm so confused.
(09:48):
What there's No, that wasn't Gary on the phone. No,
just okay, And there's no woman at my door. There
is my boyfriend's Yet you are at my door and
this was deep right right? Yes, Oh my god. Now
I am really calling the doll the Jewels Show on demand.
(10:10):
Welcome to the iron N, the idiot news network where
idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.
For Monday, September twelve, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh
and the dictionary added a bunch of new words, and
I think they got a definition wrong for one of them. Oh,
you find out what the words are and see if
they got a definition wrong in just a second. But first,
let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and I've said
it this whole time. Tupac Shakur is alive, but debatable
(10:33):
if he is well because pack was seen in Florida
this week and did something to land right in the slammer. Oh,
I have what Bock did coming up in my story.
I'm Christian Grace knowing while some parents unknowingly supply their
kids with perhaps not the healthiest foods, my idiot is
well just an idiot. Mark coming up my story. This
coming up in my story. More on those in just
a second before your first story of the day, and
then report the news. The Merriam Webster Dictionary just added
(10:55):
three hundred and seventy new words and phrases to the dictionary.
But I think they might have got the definite for
one of them wrong. Okay. Some of the words that
they included were side, hustle, two works, Okay, I don't
think it's hyphenated, so it's two words. But whatever. Yeah, um, metaverse,
oh my god, laggy space, force, video, doorbell. But here's
the definition that I think they got wrong. But you
can correct me because I might be wrong. Okay, eat
(11:16):
They added yat to the dictionary. You know, what would
you mean? Like you eat something? You like, throw something
like I yeated that thing? Yeah? To me that it
sounds like eat that, like did you eat that? It
sounds like something they would do on the blue collar
comedy to it the words yeat, yeah, did you eat that?
(11:40):
The dictionary says it's slang used to express surprise, approval,
or excitedness. Okay, but I've always heard it used to
throw things. When I Google, it says it means to throw.
It feels a lot better to say I yeted that
than I threw that. It really does. I learned the
word eat from my ten year old son Jack. Yeah. Well,
I trust that he knows the true meaning, so I
wish he were here to tell I just remember the
(12:01):
first time I heard it. I think I threw something
and he goes, man, you yated that, and I was like,
what did you say? Yell? Text in four one six one?
Is that definition correct? Or did the dictionary get it wrong?
Which wouldn't surprise me at all. I and the idiot
news network where idiots aren't just in the news the
news for our next story, let's send I don't know
(12:21):
heard of how ex fresh who was on location well
in Florida, but you know, I just google it and
it says an urban dictionary from two thousand and eight says,
yeat is an excited exclamation, particularly in sports and sexual context. Okay, sexual, Okay, well,
the next time that happens, that's going to be what
I exclaim can go. It's not with me, but anyways, Okay,
(12:47):
So I'm in Florida where a woman named Duo has
been arrested and charged for beating an older man with
a baseball bat. Geez, I mean the only thing that's
different is down it's a woman. Oh that when he
was when while he is alive, and she got arrested,
she went to jail. But who beats up on older people?
(13:10):
That is like my thing? Animals and old people really
like he suffered some injuries. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah,
I mean that would be what I was saying, was like,
they're old. You need a bat. Poye that bat. It
was a female, so I don't know if she changed
her name or she was born with the same name
as pack but or just maybe Pok is caught up
(13:32):
with the times and it's very inclusive of him. That's
why we never I was sending it back to you.
This is the network. Gradients aren't just in the news.
They report for the next story, Let's send it to
Christian Gray Snow who was on location. I'm on location
in Ohio where local police were surprised to find a
six year old boy with a smearknoff ice in his
(13:53):
hand at a local park. Okay, and the woman who
claimed to and it was the woman. She didn't claim
to be his mom, but she was like his guardian, right,
She's like, oh, I didn't. I don't know how he
got one of my drinks. I'm so sorry. Um. And
then so they get another call a couple of days
later about a kid riding a scooter in a gas
station parking lot. They were like, you should come check
(14:14):
out this kid. He's like by himself. They go check
it out, smearing off ice in his hand. The same kid,
the kids, same an alcoholic kids, same guardian was in
the store. They asked her again. She said, oh my god,
he must have gotten one in the store. I don't
know how that they did that. Yes, so somehow the
cops eventually got notified that they needed to do a
wellness check at this house. Right right, They find the
(14:37):
boy walking down the hall. He is scaring a smearing
off ice in his hand. Turns out the boy lives
with his father and his father's girlfriend, and he said
that his dad's friend gave it to him to help
him sleep. Oh, so the kid has since been taken.
His biological mom was notified, so he got taken back
to her. Thing, God, bio, haven't I don't know. I
(15:01):
don't know how he got here in the first place.
They're gonna say, what flavor smearenoffer? I'm I'm curious too,
and didn't happen? Yeah. I don't support kids that young drinking,
even if it's smearnoff ice. But I would love to
have someone who was an adult that looked like a
kid walking around all the time with a smeared off ice,
So you just would walk out and walking down the hallway,
(15:21):
it looks like a little kid walking about the smirenoff ice, Like,
what's up, bro, person? Yeah, pretty much. That's all I
have to you. This is the i Nnddian News network
where idiots aren't just in the news, they reported the news.
Tune in tomorrow, same time for another hard hitting report
from the i nd Rube. You can follow the show
on social media. At the Jewel Show follow all of
us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I met that dres
(15:42):
I might Christian Grace now the Jewel Show on demand
first day follow up. He is on the phone today
for a first day follow up, and she's not getting
a call back from a dude she went out with
named Paul. Paul Paul. That's exactly how his name is. Callie,
thank you for email on the show. Sorry you're not
getting a call back from Paul. Tell us what's going on? Okay, Well,
(16:02):
here's the story. UM met Paul at a barbecue for
like a house party, and he happens to live there.
I didn't know him, So you just went with friends
or something. Yeah, well with friends and just happened to
be at his house and that's how we met. And
like that day we ended up just like spending all
of our time together. We like talked for hours. We
(16:24):
ended up like making out a little bit. That sounds
like a home run party to me. Yeah that sounds
that sounds like an awesome time unexpected. Yeah, yeah, it
was nice, you know, and um, now I'm getting nothing.
Oh I want to know what happened? Yeah, I mean,
that's really weird that you'd meet him same day, hang
(16:46):
out that much, you'd make out, and then now he's
not calling you back at all. That's weird. Yeah, what
did you do? How long has it been since you
talked to him? It's only been like a couple of days.
But yeah, I mean he told me like, hey, send
me your info on Insta and I DMS him and
he thought it. And he hasn't responded to it or
you know, even texted me or anything. But I know
(17:07):
he thought. And it's also weird because like we have
mutual friends, you know what I mean, So like, yeah,
it's weird to go somebody we have mutual friends because
they can talk, you know, like even if you were
interested to not be like, oh hey girl, nice leading
you you know something, Yeah, like to let you down easy,
so it's not awkward in the friend group. What do
you what do you think happened? Then? Why do you
think he's not calling you back? I don't know. It
just it just really felt like we vibed, like I
(17:28):
felt like we just talked for like four hours solid.
I don't know it. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe he's
like whoa, she talks way I think too. When you
have mutual friends, it's like, God, it's already like so
much weightlifted because you're like, no, I don't have to
introduce you to my friends. You don't have to introduce you. Yes,
he had genital herpies, somebody would know and tell me,
(17:48):
I mean, or they could be like my X where
he actually told me on two different occasions two of
his friends had herpies because he was scared that I
was gonna leave him for them or something. I don't know. Hey, um,
yeah that guy's cool, is my friend. But also don't
ever mess around with them. If you ever think about
messing around one other to me because totally hoped up.
Yeah what the heck? Yeah? Look, but you're right though,
if you made somebody that you're interested in and you
have mutual friends. It is cool because you can get
(18:10):
the dirt on him, right, Like you'll find out things
that you would normally maybe find out three months into
dating when you're like, holy crap, that's true. Like I
had no idea that they have a third eye growing
out of their stomach. That's weird, hot but weird, right, yeah,
you know, really hot. You might know that early, right,
it is weird. Everybody likes eyeball in the stomach, we
know that, right. Yeah, it's like a built and safety net.
(18:33):
Have you guys ever dated anybody in your friend group
you were friends before you started dating or mutual friends,
like in the same group before you started dating him.
Not me, not for a long time. But I did
go on the date with this one guy who I
apparently went to high school with and was on the
basketball team with his sister. And I didn't know oh
wow um, And he knew a lot about me really
because of her, well because he just remembered me. Okay, yeah,
(18:54):
like I had no clue who he was. That's kind
of flattering, kind of creepy. Yeah, And he took me
to sushi and I don't like sushi, and so I
just choked it down. It was so bad. I'm not
even kidding. I had a California roll, you guys. Like
that's like the most basic, like don't even don't don't
judge me, but like I was having such a hard
time chewing fallowing it that I had to wash it
down with water. Literally, he had no idea to like
(19:16):
turn my head and take a drink of water and
like choke it down, you guys. I went on a
date with someone who was in with my friends group
one time. We were mutual friends and then we decided
to actually try to go out on a date. And
I always thought they were cool as a friend, and
then we were on a date and I was like, wow,
they are terrible. We'll see if we can figure out
why Paul's not calling you back and see if we
can get you another day. We'll play us on come
(19:37):
back and get your first dad follow up, next, the
first dad followup. If you're just joining us, Callie is
on the phone and she's not getting a call back
from a dude named Paul. No call from Paul, No
call from Paul. That's what Kelly's dealing with. Oh sorry, Kelly,
they actually met at his house. He was having a party.
They have mutual friends. It was his house. They ended
up talking for a while, hanging out pretty much all day.
They even made out, and then he just stopped talking
(19:59):
to her after or she left. She's even messaged him
on Instagram and saw that he saw the messages but
hasn't responded, so she's wondering what she did and why
he won't talk to her. So we're about to call
his number right now, see if we can get him
on the phone, and then find out why he's not
calling Callie back, and then see we get Callie another
date if she wants it. All. Okay, here we go,
let's get it. Hello, Let's just get right to it. Hey, Paul,
(20:29):
what's up. This is Jewel from The Jewel Show. This
is Alex from The Jewels Show. It's a radio show
called The Jewel Show. What's up? This is Paul? Right, Yeah, yeah,
speaking Paul, you sound kind of confused. Is this confusing
to you? I am like, this is definitely not where
I thought today was gonna go. You know, well, that'll happen,
especially when you go somebody and then they email us
to get you on the phone. And find out what happened. Literally, yeah,
(20:50):
this is the first day fallo up. If you don't
know what that is. That's where if you go somebody,
they can email us, get you on the phone so
that we can ask why. And you recently hung out
with a girl named Callie at your house at a
party you were having, like not like California, Yeah, like Kelly,
like like Kelly. Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, she left an impression. Really,
I don't know if that's a good thing or a
bad thing. There's good impressions and bad impression. What kind
(21:12):
of impression is this? Yeah? Why aren't you calling her back? Uh? So? Yeah,
so she told you we we met. She she met
at my place. We had like a bash and she
came over. She knew some people that were there, and right,
she told us, thought that you met there, What did
you think of her? We hit it off and uh
then you know, party was going on, and uh she
(21:34):
left kind of a rush. Well I hope nothing happened really, Well,
I hope she wasn't rushing home to her boyfriend. Yeah,
she definitely didn't. Does that? So she left in a rush?
Yeah yeah, yeah, all of a sudden, she was just
like I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, and was
like out the door. Maybe she had to go to
the bathroom really bad. Hmm, I didn't want to do
it there. What did you do when that happened? Um?
(21:55):
I was like, wow, it's weird, but you know, my
figured we connect again. Whatever. But like she gave him
her number and stuff before she left, right yeah, I
mean yeah, yeah, yeah we were yeah. Um, and you
know we we traded like Instagram handles and stuff that
we were following each other. It's no big deal. But um,
but the thing is is, like, not too long after
(22:15):
she left, one of my roommates came in and said
that somebody clugged the toilets. So it did have to
do with that, I guess, not that she had to
go why Yeah who cares? Uh? Yeah, that it was
like a mess. Um, so you know, noah, but how
(22:39):
do you know it was her? Yeah? Well look I'm
not I'm not definitively saying it was her, but I'm
saying that, like putting the pieces together, it seems pretty
obvious that she was out the door because she uh,
because she you know, like like made a made an impact.
(23:00):
Oh night left, God and you're not calling her back
because of that. How many times have you clogged the toilet? Yeah?
And so that so that's the reason you're not calling
her back though, because of that. I mean, look, look,
I know it sounds petty, but this was not just
your run of the middle clogs. We ended up having
to call a plumber out. It caused three hundred buck Like, who, okay,
(23:22):
are you serious? Do you live in a nineteen hundred house? Right?
Did she shove a body down there? Hell? Going on?
I don't. I don't know what she ate or drank
that day, but she destroyed that toilet. Oh come on,
well it was your food because you guys were having
the barbecue at your house. Yeah, could kind of did
(23:42):
it to yourself. I mean maybe, but like we got
three toilets in the house that nobody else had those
kinds of problems. You have a bunch of musical friends, right, Like,
you're not telling all them that she clogged the toilet,
are you? No? No, no, no no, of course not. I'm
not a monster, right Like, like, I I mean, I
guess now I'm staying on the radio, So maybe I'm
kind of a monster, But like I didn't I didn't
(24:05):
call her. I didn't call her out at the party,
Like I was just like, oh that sucks. You know,
not only are you saying it on the radio, you're
actually saying it to Callie because Callie's on the phone
right out listening and wants to talk to you. Cally
say hi to Paul. That is so Paul was embarrassing.
Why would you, Oh my god, there she is. Just
(24:28):
look that that thore who calls you would put you
on the radio like this is kind of on you,
Like he does kind of have a point, but like
everybody poops and everybody has closed the toilet, come on,
oh good boy. If I thought that was why you
weren't getting back to me, obviously I wouldn't have called
the radio. Obviously. Well, hey, I don't know how you
didn't think that was how the why I wasn't getting
(24:49):
back to you. Right, you ran out the door and
you knew you made a mess, and you knew she
were could be embarrassed about it. Like, I don't know
what you thought was gonna happen. Do you thought I
was just gonna like be like, oh, that's weird that
she ran away and someone clogged the toilet. Like, yeah,
I mean, usually the culprit of that kind of thing,
you know exactly who it is, because they're the person
(25:09):
that leaves right after the toilet gets clogged. Come on, Kelly,
did you clogged the toilet? I don't know. I was drunk,
I don't I don't know. This is embarrassing. I don't know.
I'm sorry it could be that embarrassed by it. I mean,
it really is embarrassing, but just not a reason to
not call her back though. And plus, like you're the
one who served her the food, Paul, And like, honestly,
that like doesn't usually happen to me, Like it was
(25:31):
because of the food you're barbecues, but like, I don't
know what the hell's who put in that food to
make me? But like you're kind of on you a
little bit, turn it around, real plate No no, no,
no, no no no no, it's not only me. It's not
only because no one else had that problem. It's not
like every Oh I do, I too. We had to
have a plumber come out toilet. I know. Oh good,
(25:58):
it's crazy. Oh what God is what I said when
I had to try to plunge that. All right, well,
this is the perfect point for me to ask, um, Paul,
would you like to go on another date with CALLI
will pay for it? What do you say, Paul? Look,
I gotta I got a hard pass on that I've seen.
I've seen too much if I can't go back from it, Callie,
(26:20):
I'm so sorry. Sorry CALLI. Yeah, I'm assuming you probably
just want to be done with this phone call at
this point. No for you? Sorry, Um, yeah, I can't
get off this call. Pass enough? What an I care?
The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
(26:50):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you text
it in at four one, six one day have a
dirty little secret? So now we're calling you back to go, Hey, man,
what's the dirty little secret? Oh? Wow? That was? That
was crazy? Okay crazy? Hold on, let me just make
sure I'm in a yeah heard, yeah yeah, so uh
(27:14):
yeah and so yeah, gets a good place, so you
can tell you a little good No yeah, no, no no, no,
I'm good good Actually it's good. Yeah. So, Um, I'll
just come right out and saying I've been having an
affair with my wife's sister. For wow, I hate you?
Who that was? That's not even a love hate thing? Yeah,
(27:38):
that's not even a good secret. Bro. Like, everybody cheese
on everybody a lot. If they're not in a relationship,
they one undred percent want to be in a lot
of people cheat. Everybody cheats on everybody a lot. How
does this even get started? Yeah, like, my wife travels
a lot work. It wasn't something that either wanted intended,
(28:00):
But how does it happen? Then if you guys were
like we I do not want to do this, and
then all of a sudden you're like, whoa, now we're
doing this. Well, so she was, she was helping us
with childcare while my wife was out of town initially,
and like there were a couple of times when when
(28:21):
when I was like there a little bit earlier than
the kids came home from school, and and and my
wife and her sister are identical twins. Sick, and you're
a double cliche because not only are you sleeping with
her sister, you're also sleeping technically with the nanny that's
also her sister. Yeah, and still kind of your wife
(28:43):
because they're twins. Yeah. Well, so I went in thinking,
you know, waiting for my sister in law to come
help me with the kids, And I thought they look
a lot alike. So I thought my wife like surprised me.
And she was just like in the house and I
I saw her, and I saw her from behind, and
(29:03):
I just like snuck up on her. Oh you bad boy,
just was a very familiar thinking that she was my wife.
I don't believe you think, Okay, I don't. I don't
know if I believe that either. Well, it happened. I
mean I thought it was you. It looked just like you,
but your wife's twin sister. Oh hell no, what is
(29:28):
she thinking? She took you up on it. I mean
she told me that she'd been wanting to do it
for a really long When did you find out that
it was not your wife? If you initially thought it
was your wife when you made the move like halfway
through you're like, wait a second. I mean, I don't
know what the definition of halfway through would be, but um,
(29:51):
it was pretty quickly. Thank you. I knew you were No, yeah, please,
thank you, ma'am. Okay, Well, I have to know obviously
it's not the best thing that you're donna know that
if you called the show. I'm not gonna be okay
with this. Yeah, yeah, of course. I also have to
(30:15):
know who's better. Yep, that was my question. You guys
always have to know. As mad as I am at
you even think you're a horrible person, I still want
to know. Well, they have different skills, Yin yang. All right, Yeah,
(30:37):
her sister does things that she doesn't do, and she
does things that her sister does. The grass isn't greener
on the other side, just a different type of grass. Right,
It's greener where you water bed. Be careful. I could
end up being crab grass. Then you got to explain
some other stuff. Well, go on with your Yeah, I
just I don't really know how to end it because
I know how toe. Okay, thanks, I got all my
(31:07):
sisters and me. That's what he said. Thank you for
your secret man for you. Okay, The Jewel Show on demand.
It's time dig deeper, turn it up a gear and
go faster. Yes, it is times dig deeper, turn it
up a gear and go faster. Does that mean harder, longer?
(31:32):
What what are we talking about, Hiakra, It's no, We're
talking about Monday night football. It's The Jewil Show and
it's time for a breakdown of football like you've never
heard before. The NFL season is officially in full swing
and it's swinging around everywhere some hard and fast and hard. Oh,
(31:55):
and we don't know a lot about sports on this show.
But what we do know is that we don't know
a lot about and nobody knows less in this room
right now than Christian and Alex snows football a little
bit but hasn't watched it in a while. We figured
what better way to celebrate Monday night football than to
(32:16):
have a battle on the gridiron of two football titans
going head to head and back to back to see
who has the most football edge. That's a football and
knowledge not ite. Who's got the most football knowledge? Christian
(32:38):
or Alex? Are you guys ready here? I'll ask you
both the same question. Christian, you get to try to
answer it first, and then Alex tries to answer it,
and I'll let you know right after that if both
of you were wrong, one of you were right, or
both of you were right, which is probably not gonna happen.
But first question, Christian, Grace, Now, what is a dime package?
(33:07):
Christian just person lives together and put his head downs
covering his mouth. Dime package was not a football term.
It is football term. So I'm going to leave it.
I'm gonna surprise you with this one, Christian, but that
(33:30):
is definitely wrong answer, Alex. What is a dime package?
A dime package? I mean, obviously my first thought was
what Christian thought, Um, but I've actually never heard this term.
But I'm going to say that it is ten players
(33:50):
aside from the quarterback. Oh, that's smart. That is a
way better answer than something dirty that you can't see
on the radio that you learn about in college. No,
but also maybe really, I'm gonna go in and give
you correct a score. Well, it dime packages. When you
have six defensive backs on the field at the same time,
that's a dime pack. Okay, and it had to do
(34:12):
with actual football. Congratulations. My answer, Alex is now answer.
We're asking and Alex some football questions in honor of
Monday Night Football, which starts tonight. Christian Gray snow, yes,
if you decide to squib, what are you doing? Christians thinking?
(34:40):
Something that could work a squib is when you turn
around run back the opposite direction to fool your opposing
teammates and they're like, what's he doing? And then you're like,
I'm swimming and then you're actually go and run and score.
It has that has to happen in the place I
have to go. Are you doing I'm swimming? They get, yeah,
(35:03):
I love that. That's very wrong, Milk. That is not
what a squib is, Alex. If you're squib being, what
is it are you doing? I think it's when the
quarterback is trying to run away because they can't throat anybody. No,
that is a wrong answer as well. Both of you you
guys got that one wrong. It is finally wrong. Congratulations.
(35:25):
A squib as a kick. It's a type of kick
that they do. They can squib off with that. What
kind of kick is it? It's a it's a low
it's a low kick. Hope that it bounces off somebody's
head or something and then you can get it and
like squib You sorry about that. You just got squib
I wish they would do that. They do the NFL
(35:45):
miked up and I wish you hurt things like that.
You just got squibbed. Suck. Last question to find out
who the true raging question. I am already the raging champion.
You get it true? For fun? For fun? All right,
Gray Snow, Yes, there is the last question of this
round of football bology. Alright to see footballogy, thank you,
(36:09):
to see who knows the most about football? Between you
and Alex Christian Gray Snow, what does it mean if
a player gets called for illegal touching Harvey Weinstein was
on the field. I'm gonna go ahead and get a
correct answer for that happen based on a technicality. That
is a point to you, Christian, that would definitely happen
if Harvey watching playing Alex, what would happen? What does
(36:32):
it mean if a player gets called for illegal touching?
Unnecessary roughness? No, let me just give you a second
one because I'll get to have a point for oat
it right all side? Nope, Um, hold on, I could
get a three quarter point if they tackle somebody when
they were supposed to. No. Illegal touching is if a
(36:53):
player who's not eligible to catch the ball catches the
ball illegally touch the ball. No, sorry about that. I
knew that. You still want it? Okay, how do you
feel about this victory? Alex? I feel kind of like
half fast about it? So do we all money football?
(37:14):
Go whatever team you're gonna say, go for for it,
and hopefully you learn a little bit about illegal touching today.
I certainly follow show on social media. Didjewil Show? You
can follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh,
I'm at that dress, I'm at Christian Grace Now. Did
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that everybody's talking about online today? You're in luck, We're
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(00:25):
stupid Internet question is what would be the worst name
that you could give your child? Eighty eight three four
three one six one text in. Let's get to we
can start there. What would be the worst name that
you could give your child? Okay, so y'all gonna think
I'm lying, but I swear I know someone from back
(00:48):
even by dates, back in California, UM and his name,
his birth given name is Jeffrey Epstein. Whoa what? Oh? Where?
He has the twin brother named Justin. He didn't come solf. No,
He's thriving in the streets West Hollywood as a gay man.
I would definitely change my name like what it was. Yeah,
I would go by my middle name. I've told him,
(01:09):
I'm like, you got to switch it up. What did
you say, I think he likes the little bit of
the shop factor be yeah, oh no, the fact that
we're looking for it would getting funny after a while, though.
You know, you just see people's face every time you
introduce yourself. I mean just imagine whenever the whole ordeal
about him really popped off, like he had this name
all these years, I immediately hate him. Yeah, it's stupid
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Internet questions. Call us up eighty eight three four three
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Today's stupid Internet question is what would be the worst
name you could give your child? Eight three four three
one six one text in four one oh six one
Tim What could be the worst name you could give
your child? Adolf Hitler? Oh God, that is horrible name.
(01:54):
Wasted no time. Yeah, has a birthday right the day
before mine. Oh yeah. There's people that have done that
and they make news because they get canceled. You know,
like every once in a while, the story comes out
where somebody did that at the birth certificate makes the
news and you see a picture of the couple and
you're like, they look exactly like somebody who I think
would name their kid that, And uh, I would not
(02:14):
recommend ever naming your kid Adolph hit. Yeah, it's a
bad name, would especially known if it's a girl. Oh no,
it's Adolph, Adol Adolph. I said make your bed, and
I was like, no, I do not make my own bed.
Someone else makes my Bed's just a little dictator, aren't
they eight eight, three, four, three one or six one.
(02:35):
It's stupid internet questions, And today's stupid internet question is
what is the worst name you could give your child? Felony, felony.
I used to know a felony. I went to junior
high school with her, and every time we had to
say her name, I would just be like, they named
her felony, Like you know her parents they had a
few felonies. I think, Oh no, they were just like,
that's actually a beautiful word, family name. The name that
(02:58):
I would say would be one of the worst names
you could a child was Croutchley. Yeah, I just add
a lead to that. That's good, that's horrible. I was
thinking isis. There are a lot of isiss? Are there? Yeah?
There are? And that was before isis meant a bad
thing or like you thought of a bad thing when
you thought of isis? But after nine to eleven. All
(03:18):
the isis is probably wanted to change their name. I would.
One of my favorite names was I don't know if
he still plays in the league or not, one of
the NBA player de John Thompson. So I'm like, that's Mustard.
Come on, it's a cool name. Though. It's a cool name.
What about queen? What about anyone of Nick Cannon's kids?
(03:39):
The list of his still stand by? Powerful Queen is
an amazing name for a kid, Dude, I would love
to be named Powerful Queen. That's right, powerful Quenyah. It's
stupid Internet questions. In today's stupid Internet question is what
is the worst name you could give your child? Eighty
eight three four three one six one text in four
one to six one. It'sa maybe like Brad or Chad. Sorry,
those are just typical like frat pointings here Chad, Well,
(04:03):
I would think if you Chad, I don't know why,
I just feel like Chad, and that's always a f
you before, like if Chad whatever, dude, that's what I
hear every time I hear meet somebody named Chad audition
for like a surfer boy partner. If you Chad, you
ever meet a Chad in a very professional setting. No neither.
(04:25):
Let's start the meeting off. Mar Ceo Chad. I've heard
that before. If I ever had a kid, and this
is real, and every by time I say it, people
think that I'm joking. But if I did have a
kid out of my own loins, which will never happen,
I don't think. But I would want to name Exodus.
I think that's a dope name. It is, it is.
It has multiple meanings too, because like it's just kind
of a cool name, right, Like that's that's a solid name.
(04:46):
If you meet an Exodus, you're like, whoa, Right, But
it would come from me, so they'd be very small
and it wouldn't match because you'd picture it. Exodus would
be like a big dude. But anyway, um, but also
that's how they came into this world, Like they exited,
you know, a big exodus as exited out though yeah,
like exited well yeah, exited out into the world, into
the world. Say dad, how did you decide my name? Someday?
(05:07):
You say, well, I saw you Exitus right out your
three one oh six one text in four one six one.
It's stupid Internet questions. Why join us tomorrow? Same time
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Stupid Internet Questions, where we ask you the question that
(05:29):
everybody's talking about on the dot com. Remember, you can
follow show on social media at the Jewil Show, follow
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I might Christian Gray Snow and your phone break oppins
every single hour on the twenties. Your next one is
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on Demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on
the twenties. Hello, Hey Danielle Gary, Gary. Yeah, Danielle, how
(06:02):
you doing? We've never spoken this way before? This is weird?
What's going on? Old pal? Wait? Is this Gary from
grocery store? Gary? Yeah? Yeah, you shop at grocery store
and we talk all the time. I'm surprised you didn't
know my voice right away? How'd you get my number? Oh?
I don't know? Um, Hello, Rewards member, I work at
(06:26):
the grocery store. Pretty easy to get your number. But
I wanted to follow up on our convo the other day.
What do you how do? What'd you think of it? Um?
Are you talking about dark chocolate? Yeah? We were talking
about the choco and you were saying that you really
liked the dark chocolate. I'm not a big fan of
the light chocolate, little too sugary, the dark chocolate literal
(06:47):
too bittery, and the medium chocolate just right, kind of
like Goldilocks with the chocolate. So how do you how'd
you like the chocolate you got? Okay, Um, you know what, Garry,
I I really feel like it's weird that you got
my number from the numbership card. Okay, Like I don't
think you're allowed to get my number. Oh no, I'm
(07:10):
not at all. Yeah. I know they frowned upon that,
but I knew that you and I had a little
bit of a connection there, and I'm to believe me,
I'm a happily married man four times actually, so I'm
not telling up to hit on it if it came
across that way. Oh my goodness, I am so sorry.
That's how I lost wife three? Oh I tell you
about her? No? Yeah, Well, I'm surprised because normally when
(07:35):
I have conversations with customers at the grocery store, you know,
I'm a talk to you one. I get into the
story about my third wife and how she was a
dancer and how she just had a little bit of
a jealous bone in her body and she couldn't handle
how much I talked to customers at the grocery store
and came in there one day and burned a whole
shelf down. It was awkward for everybody. Oh my god,
(07:57):
almost burning the whole grocery store down. Actually, okay, you
know she's still from time to time shows up. What. Yeah,
you seem like a nice person. But I'm sorry, um,
is that someone knocking at your door right now? Yeah?
Oh boy, well, CoA, I'm gonna ask it not to
(08:21):
get that door. Please don't answer that right now. Please
don't answer that. I'm begging you, please don't answer that
for your own safety. I'm sorry. How do you know
who's at my door? Okay, so, I'm not sure if
you heard the story about my third ex wife a
little bit of a jealous bone in her body and
kind of at it. I think she just knocked part
(08:43):
Oh my god, Oh my god, what was going on there?
What just happened there? I couldn't really hear what was
going on there at Kara. She keeps knocking at my
door and I she's knocking again. Isn't she. Oh my good, Okay,
(09:04):
she's serious about this one. Hey, I think you should
find a way to sneak out the back or something.
She's a little bit nutty, like I said, like a
good dark chocolate nutty candy bar. Oh Jesus, I can't
believe this is happening. Like, you know you're gonna go
to jail, but both of you are going to go
to jail. Well, don't do that, because it's actually your
boyfriend Matt knocking on the door and he's on the
(09:26):
phone right now. Hey, Cora, this is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your
boyfriend Matt set you up. He told us about the
weird grocers or employee that talks to you all the time.
I wanted to mess with you. He's also outside knocking
on the door. Wait what you're wait? I'm so confused.
(09:48):
What there's No, that wasn't Gary on the phone. No,
just okay, And there's no woman at my door. There
is my boyfriend's Yet you are at my door and
this was deep right right? Yes, Oh my god. Now
I am really calling the doll the Jewels Show on demand.
(10:10):
Welcome to the iron N, the idiot news network where
idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.
For Monday, September twelve, twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh
and the dictionary added a bunch of new words, and
I think they got a definition wrong for one of them. Oh,
you find out what the words are and see if
they got a definition wrong in just a second. But first,
let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and I've said
it this whole time. Tupac Shakur is alive, but debatable
(10:33):
if he is well because pack was seen in Florida
this week and did something to land right in the slammer. Oh,
I have what Bock did coming up in my story.
I'm Christian Grace knowing while some parents unknowingly supply their
kids with perhaps not the healthiest foods, my idiot is
well just an idiot. Mark coming up my story. This
coming up in my story. More on those in just
a second before your first story of the day, and
then report the news. The Merriam Webster Dictionary just added
(10:55):
three hundred and seventy new words and phrases to the dictionary.
But I think they might have got the definite for
one of them wrong. Okay. Some of the words that
they included were side, hustle, two works, Okay, I don't
think it's hyphenated, so it's two words. But whatever. Yeah, um, metaverse,
oh my god, laggy space, force, video, doorbell. But here's
the definition that I think they got wrong. But you
can correct me because I might be wrong. Okay, eat
(11:16):
They added yat to the dictionary. You know, what would
you mean? Like you eat something? You like, throw something
like I yeated that thing? Yeah? To me that it
sounds like eat that, like did you eat that? It
sounds like something they would do on the blue collar
comedy to it the words yeat, yeah, did you eat that?
(11:40):
The dictionary says it's slang used to express surprise, approval,
or excitedness. Okay, but I've always heard it used to
throw things. When I Google, it says it means to throw.
It feels a lot better to say I yeted that
than I threw that. It really does. I learned the
word eat from my ten year old son Jack. Yeah. Well,
I trust that he knows the true meaning, so I
wish he were here to tell I just remember the
(12:01):
first time I heard it. I think I threw something
and he goes, man, you yated that, and I was like,
what did you say? Yell? Text in four one six one?
Is that definition correct? Or did the dictionary get it wrong?
Which wouldn't surprise me at all. I and the idiot
news network where idiots aren't just in the news the
news for our next story, let's send I don't know
(12:21):
heard of how ex fresh who was on location well
in Florida, but you know, I just google it and
it says an urban dictionary from two thousand and eight says,
yeat is an excited exclamation, particularly in sports and sexual context. Okay, sexual, Okay, well,
the next time that happens, that's going to be what
I exclaim can go. It's not with me, but anyways, Okay,
(12:47):
So I'm in Florida where a woman named Duo has
been arrested and charged for beating an older man with
a baseball bat. Geez, I mean the only thing that's
different is down it's a woman. Oh that when he
was when while he is alive, and she got arrested,
she went to jail. But who beats up on older people?
(13:10):
That is like my thing? Animals and old people really
like he suffered some injuries. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah,
I mean that would be what I was saying, was like,
they're old. You need a bat. Poye that bat. It
was a female, so I don't know if she changed
her name or she was born with the same name
as pack but or just maybe Pok is caught up
(13:32):
with the times and it's very inclusive of him. That's
why we never I was sending it back to you.
This is the network. Gradients aren't just in the news.
They report for the next story, Let's send it to
Christian Gray Snow who was on location. I'm on location
in Ohio where local police were surprised to find a
six year old boy with a smearknoff ice in his
(13:53):
hand at a local park. Okay, and the woman who
claimed to and it was the woman. She didn't claim
to be his mom, but she was like his guardian, right,
She's like, oh, I didn't. I don't know how he
got one of my drinks. I'm so sorry. Um. And
then so they get another call a couple of days
later about a kid riding a scooter in a gas
station parking lot. They were like, you should come check
(14:14):
out this kid. He's like by himself. They go check
it out, smearing off ice in his hand. The same kid,
the kids, same an alcoholic kids, same guardian was in
the store. They asked her again. She said, oh my god,
he must have gotten one in the store. I don't
know how that they did that. Yes, so somehow the
cops eventually got notified that they needed to do a
wellness check at this house. Right right, They find the
(14:37):
boy walking down the hall. He is scaring a smearing
off ice in his hand. Turns out the boy lives
with his father and his father's girlfriend, and he said
that his dad's friend gave it to him to help
him sleep. Oh, so the kid has since been taken.
His biological mom was notified, so he got taken back
to her. Thing, God, bio, haven't I don't know. I
(15:01):
don't know how he got here in the first place.
They're gonna say, what flavor smearenoffer? I'm I'm curious too,
and didn't happen? Yeah. I don't support kids that young drinking,
even if it's smearnoff ice. But I would love to
have someone who was an adult that looked like a
kid walking around all the time with a smeared off ice,
So you just would walk out and walking down the hallway,
(15:21):
it looks like a little kid walking about the smirenoff ice, Like,
what's up, bro, person? Yeah, pretty much. That's all I
have to you. This is the i Nnddian News network
where idiots aren't just in the news, they reported the news.
Tune in tomorrow, same time for another hard hitting report
from the i nd Rube. You can follow the show
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us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I met that dres
(15:42):
I might Christian Grace now the Jewel Show on demand
first day follow up. He is on the phone today
for a first day follow up, and she's not getting
a call back from a dude she went out with
named Paul. Paul Paul. That's exactly how his name is. Callie,
thank you for email on the show. Sorry you're not
getting a call back from Paul. Tell us what's going on? Okay, Well,
(16:02):
here's the story. UM met Paul at a barbecue for
like a house party, and he happens to live there.
I didn't know him, So you just went with friends
or something. Yeah, well with friends and just happened to
be at his house and that's how we met. And
like that day we ended up just like spending all
of our time together. We like talked for hours. We
(16:24):
ended up like making out a little bit. That sounds
like a home run party to me. Yeah that sounds
that sounds like an awesome time unexpected. Yeah, yeah, it
was nice, you know, and um, now I'm getting nothing.
Oh I want to know what happened? Yeah, I mean,
that's really weird that you'd meet him same day, hang
(16:46):
out that much, you'd make out, and then now he's
not calling you back at all. That's weird. Yeah, what
did you do? How long has it been since you
talked to him? It's only been like a couple of days.
But yeah, I mean he told me like, hey, send
me your info on Insta and I DMS him and
he thought it. And he hasn't responded to it or
you know, even texted me or anything. But I know
(17:07):
he thought. And it's also weird because like we have
mutual friends, you know what I mean, So like, yeah,
it's weird to go somebody we have mutual friends because
they can talk, you know, like even if you were
interested to not be like, oh hey girl, nice leading
you you know something, Yeah, like to let you down easy,
so it's not awkward in the friend group. What do
you what do you think happened? Then? Why do you
think he's not calling you back? I don't know. It
just it just really felt like we vibed, like I
(17:28):
felt like we just talked for like four hours solid.
I don't know it. Maybe that's the problem. Maybe he's
like whoa, she talks way I think too. When you
have mutual friends, it's like, God, it's already like so
much weightlifted because you're like, no, I don't have to
introduce you to my friends. You don't have to introduce you. Yes,
he had genital herpies, somebody would know and tell me,
(17:48):
I mean, or they could be like my X where
he actually told me on two different occasions two of
his friends had herpies because he was scared that I
was gonna leave him for them or something. I don't know. Hey, um,
yeah that guy's cool, is my friend. But also don't
ever mess around with them. If you ever think about
messing around one other to me because totally hoped up.
Yeah what the heck? Yeah? Look, but you're right though,
if you made somebody that you're interested in and you
have mutual friends. It is cool because you can get
(18:10):
the dirt on him, right, Like you'll find out things
that you would normally maybe find out three months into
dating when you're like, holy crap, that's true. Like I
had no idea that they have a third eye growing
out of their stomach. That's weird, hot but weird, right, yeah,
you know, really hot. You might know that early, right,
it is weird. Everybody likes eyeball in the stomach, we
know that, right. Yeah, it's like a built and safety net.
(18:33):
Have you guys ever dated anybody in your friend group
you were friends before you started dating or mutual friends,
like in the same group before you started dating him.
Not me, not for a long time. But I did
go on the date with this one guy who I
apparently went to high school with and was on the
basketball team with his sister. And I didn't know oh
wow um, And he knew a lot about me really
because of her, well because he just remembered me. Okay, yeah,
(18:54):
like I had no clue who he was. That's kind
of flattering, kind of creepy. Yeah, And he took me
to sushi and I don't like sushi, and so I
just choked it down. It was so bad. I'm not
even kidding. I had a California roll, you guys. Like
that's like the most basic, like don't even don't don't
judge me, but like I was having such a hard
time chewing fallowing it that I had to wash it
down with water. Literally, he had no idea to like
(19:16):
turn my head and take a drink of water and
like choke it down, you guys. I went on a
date with someone who was in with my friends group
one time. We were mutual friends and then we decided
to actually try to go out on a date. And
I always thought they were cool as a friend, and
then we were on a date and I was like, wow,
they are terrible. We'll see if we can figure out
why Paul's not calling you back and see if we
can get you another day. We'll play us on come
(19:37):
back and get your first dad follow up, next, the
first dad followup. If you're just joining us, Callie is
on the phone and she's not getting a call back
from a dude named Paul. No call from Paul, No
call from Paul. That's what Kelly's dealing with. Oh sorry, Kelly,
they actually met at his house. He was having a party.
They have mutual friends. It was his house. They ended
up talking for a while, hanging out pretty much all day.
They even made out, and then he just stopped talking
(19:59):
to her after or she left. She's even messaged him
on Instagram and saw that he saw the messages but
hasn't responded, so she's wondering what she did and why
he won't talk to her. So we're about to call
his number right now, see if we can get him
on the phone, and then find out why he's not
calling Callie back, and then see we get Callie another
date if she wants it. All. Okay, here we go,
let's get it. Hello, Let's just get right to it. Hey, Paul,
(20:29):
what's up. This is Jewel from The Jewel Show. This
is Alex from The Jewels Show. It's a radio show
called The Jewel Show. What's up? This is Paul? Right, Yeah, yeah,
speaking Paul, you sound kind of confused. Is this confusing
to you? I am like, this is definitely not where
I thought today was gonna go. You know, well, that'll happen,
especially when you go somebody and then they email us
to get you on the phone. And find out what happened. Literally, yeah,
(20:50):
this is the first day fallo up. If you don't
know what that is. That's where if you go somebody,
they can email us, get you on the phone so
that we can ask why. And you recently hung out
with a girl named Callie at your house at a
party you were having, like not like California, Yeah, like Kelly,
like like Kelly. Yeah, oh yeah, Okay, she left an impression. Really,
I don't know if that's a good thing or a
bad thing. There's good impressions and bad impression. What kind
(21:12):
of impression is this? Yeah? Why aren't you calling her back? Uh? So? Yeah,
so she told you we we met. She she met
at my place. We had like a bash and she
came over. She knew some people that were there, and right,
she told us, thought that you met there, What did
you think of her? We hit it off and uh
then you know, party was going on, and uh she
(21:34):
left kind of a rush. Well I hope nothing happened really, Well,
I hope she wasn't rushing home to her boyfriend. Yeah,
she definitely didn't. Does that? So she left in a rush?
Yeah yeah, yeah, all of a sudden, she was just
like I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, and was
like out the door. Maybe she had to go to
the bathroom really bad. Hmm, I didn't want to do
it there. What did you do when that happened? Um?
(21:55):
I was like, wow, it's weird, but you know, my
figured we connect again. Whatever. But like she gave him
her number and stuff before she left, right yeah, I
mean yeah, yeah, yeah we were yeah. Um, and you
know we we traded like Instagram handles and stuff that
we were following each other. It's no big deal. But um,
but the thing is is, like, not too long after
(22:15):
she left, one of my roommates came in and said
that somebody clugged the toilets. So it did have to
do with that, I guess, not that she had to
go why Yeah who cares? Uh? Yeah, that it was
like a mess. Um, so you know, noah, but how
(22:39):
do you know it was her? Yeah? Well look I'm
not I'm not definitively saying it was her, but I'm
saying that, like putting the pieces together, it seems pretty
obvious that she was out the door because she uh,
because she you know, like like made a made an impact.
(23:00):
Oh night left, God and you're not calling her back
because of that. How many times have you clogged the toilet? Yeah?
And so that so that's the reason you're not calling
her back though, because of that. I mean, look, look,
I know it sounds petty, but this was not just
your run of the middle clogs. We ended up having
to call a plumber out. It caused three hundred buck Like, who, okay,
(23:22):
are you serious? Do you live in a nineteen hundred house? Right?
Did she shove a body down there? Hell? Going on?
I don't. I don't know what she ate or drank
that day, but she destroyed that toilet. Oh come on,
well it was your food because you guys were having
the barbecue at your house. Yeah, could kind of did
(23:42):
it to yourself. I mean maybe, but like we got
three toilets in the house that nobody else had those
kinds of problems. You have a bunch of musical friends, right, Like,
you're not telling all them that she clogged the toilet,
are you? No? No, no, no no, of course not. I'm
not a monster, right Like, like, I I mean, I
guess now I'm staying on the radio, So maybe I'm
kind of a monster, But like I didn't I didn't
(24:05):
call her. I didn't call her out at the party,
Like I was just like, oh that sucks. You know,
not only are you saying it on the radio, you're
actually saying it to Callie because Callie's on the phone
right out listening and wants to talk to you. Cally
say hi to Paul. That is so Paul was embarrassing.
Why would you, Oh my god, there she is. Just
(24:28):
look that that thore who calls you would put you
on the radio like this is kind of on you,
Like he does kind of have a point, but like
everybody poops and everybody has closed the toilet, come on,
oh good boy. If I thought that was why you
weren't getting back to me, obviously I wouldn't have called
the radio. Obviously. Well, hey, I don't know how you
didn't think that was how the why I wasn't getting
(24:49):
back to you. Right, you ran out the door and
you knew you made a mess, and you knew she
were could be embarrassed about it. Like, I don't know
what you thought was gonna happen. Do you thought I
was just gonna like be like, oh, that's weird that
she ran away and someone clogged the toilet. Like, yeah,
I mean, usually the culprit of that kind of thing,
you know exactly who it is, because they're the person
(25:09):
that leaves right after the toilet gets clogged. Come on, Kelly,
did you clogged the toilet? I don't know. I was drunk,
I don't I don't know. This is embarrassing. I don't know.
I'm sorry it could be that embarrassed by it. I mean,
it really is embarrassing, but just not a reason to
not call her back though. And plus, like you're the
one who served her the food, Paul, And like, honestly,
that like doesn't usually happen to me, Like it was
(25:31):
because of the food you're barbecues, but like, I don't
know what the hell's who put in that food to
make me? But like you're kind of on you a
little bit, turn it around, real plate No no, no,
no, no no no no, it's not only me. It's not
only because no one else had that problem. It's not
like every Oh I do, I too. We had to
have a plumber come out toilet. I know. Oh good,
(25:58):
it's crazy. Oh what God is what I said when
I had to try to plunge that. All right, well,
this is the perfect point for me to ask, um, Paul,
would you like to go on another date with CALLI
will pay for it? What do you say, Paul? Look,
I gotta I got a hard pass on that I've seen.
I've seen too much if I can't go back from it, Callie,
(26:20):
I'm so sorry. Sorry CALLI. Yeah, I'm assuming you probably
just want to be done with this phone call at
this point. No for you? Sorry, Um, yeah, I can't
get off this call. Pass enough? What an I care?
The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
(26:50):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you text
it in at four one, six one day have a
dirty little secret? So now we're calling you back to go, Hey, man,
what's the dirty little secret? Oh? Wow? That was? That
was crazy? Okay crazy? Hold on, let me just make
sure I'm in a yeah heard, yeah yeah, so uh
(27:14):
yeah and so yeah, gets a good place, so you
can tell you a little good No yeah, no, no no, no,
I'm good good Actually it's good. Yeah. So, Um, I'll
just come right out and saying I've been having an
affair with my wife's sister. For wow, I hate you?
Who that was? That's not even a love hate thing? Yeah,
(27:38):
that's not even a good secret. Bro. Like, everybody cheese
on everybody a lot. If they're not in a relationship,
they one undred percent want to be in a lot
of people cheat. Everybody cheats on everybody a lot. How
does this even get started? Yeah, like, my wife travels
a lot work. It wasn't something that either wanted intended,
(28:00):
But how does it happen? Then if you guys were
like we I do not want to do this, and
then all of a sudden you're like, whoa, now we're
doing this. Well, so she was, she was helping us
with childcare while my wife was out of town initially,
and like there were a couple of times when when
(28:21):
when I was like there a little bit earlier than
the kids came home from school, and and and my
wife and her sister are identical twins. Sick, and you're
a double cliche because not only are you sleeping with
her sister, you're also sleeping technically with the nanny that's
also her sister. Yeah, and still kind of your wife
(28:43):
because they're twins. Yeah. Well, so I went in thinking,
you know, waiting for my sister in law to come
help me with the kids, And I thought they look
a lot alike. So I thought my wife like surprised me.
And she was just like in the house and I
I saw her, and I saw her from behind, and
(29:03):
I just like snuck up on her. Oh you bad boy,
just was a very familiar thinking that she was my wife.
I don't believe you think, Okay, I don't. I don't
know if I believe that either. Well, it happened. I
mean I thought it was you. It looked just like you,
but your wife's twin sister. Oh hell no, what is
(29:28):
she thinking? She took you up on it. I mean
she told me that she'd been wanting to do it
for a really long When did you find out that
it was not your wife? If you initially thought it
was your wife when you made the move like halfway
through you're like, wait a second. I mean, I don't
know what the definition of halfway through would be, but um,
(29:51):
it was pretty quickly. Thank you. I knew you were No, yeah, please,
thank you, ma'am. Okay, Well, I have to know obviously
it's not the best thing that you're donna know that
if you called the show. I'm not gonna be okay
with this. Yeah, yeah, of course. I also have to
(30:15):
know who's better. Yep, that was my question. You guys
always have to know. As mad as I am at
you even think you're a horrible person, I still want
to know. Well, they have different skills, Yin yang. All right, Yeah,
(30:37):
her sister does things that she doesn't do, and she
does things that her sister does. The grass isn't greener
on the other side, just a different type of grass. Right,
It's greener where you water bed. Be careful. I could
end up being crab grass. Then you got to explain
some other stuff. Well, go on with your Yeah, I
just I don't really know how to end it because
I know how toe. Okay, thanks, I got all my
(31:07):
sisters and me. That's what he said. Thank you for
your secret man for you. Okay, The Jewel Show on demand.
It's time dig deeper, turn it up a gear and
go faster. Yes, it is times dig deeper, turn it
up a gear and go faster. Does that mean harder, longer?
(31:32):
What what are we talking about, Hiakra, It's no, We're
talking about Monday night football. It's The Jewil Show and
it's time for a breakdown of football like you've never
heard before. The NFL season is officially in full swing
and it's swinging around everywhere some hard and fast and hard. Oh,
(31:55):
and we don't know a lot about sports on this show.
But what we do know is that we don't know
a lot about and nobody knows less in this room
right now than Christian and Alex snows football a little
bit but hasn't watched it in a while. We figured
what better way to celebrate Monday night football than to
(32:16):
have a battle on the gridiron of two football titans
going head to head and back to back to see
who has the most football edge. That's a football and
knowledge not ite. Who's got the most football knowledge? Christian
(32:38):
or Alex? Are you guys ready here? I'll ask you
both the same question. Christian, you get to try to
answer it first, and then Alex tries to answer it,
and I'll let you know right after that if both
of you were wrong, one of you were right, or
both of you were right, which is probably not gonna happen.
But first question, Christian, Grace, Now, what is a dime package?
(33:07):
Christian just person lives together and put his head downs
covering his mouth. Dime package was not a football term.
It is football term. So I'm going to leave it.
I'm gonna surprise you with this one, Christian, but that
(33:30):
is definitely wrong answer, Alex. What is a dime package?
A dime package? I mean, obviously my first thought was
what Christian thought, Um, but I've actually never heard this term.
But I'm going to say that it is ten players
(33:50):
aside from the quarterback. Oh, that's smart. That is a
way better answer than something dirty that you can't see
on the radio that you learn about in college. No,
but also maybe really, I'm gonna go in and give
you correct a score. Well, it dime packages. When you
have six defensive backs on the field at the same time,
that's a dime pack. Okay, and it had to do
(34:12):
with actual football. Congratulations. My answer, Alex is now answer.
We're asking and Alex some football questions in honor of
Monday Night Football, which starts tonight. Christian Gray snow, yes,
if you decide to squib, what are you doing? Christians thinking?
(34:40):
Something that could work a squib is when you turn
around run back the opposite direction to fool your opposing
teammates and they're like, what's he doing? And then you're like,
I'm swimming and then you're actually go and run and score.
It has that has to happen in the place I
have to go. Are you doing I'm swimming? They get, yeah,
(35:03):
I love that. That's very wrong, Milk. That is not
what a squib is, Alex. If you're squib being, what
is it are you doing? I think it's when the
quarterback is trying to run away because they can't throat anybody. No,
that is a wrong answer as well. Both of you you
guys got that one wrong. It is finally wrong. Congratulations.
(35:25):
A squib as a kick. It's a type of kick
that they do. They can squib off with that. What
kind of kick is it? It's a it's a low
it's a low kick. Hope that it bounces off somebody's
head or something and then you can get it and
like squib You sorry about that. You just got squib
I wish they would do that. They do the NFL
(35:45):
miked up and I wish you hurt things like that.
You just got squibbed. Suck. Last question to find out
who the true raging question. I am already the raging champion.
You get it true? For fun? For fun? All right,
Gray Snow, Yes, there is the last question of this
round of football bology. Alright to see footballogy, thank you,
(36:09):
to see who knows the most about football? Between you
and Alex Christian Gray Snow, what does it mean if
a player gets called for illegal touching Harvey Weinstein was
on the field. I'm gonna go ahead and get a
correct answer for that happen based on a technicality. That
is a point to you, Christian, that would definitely happen
if Harvey watching playing Alex, what would happen? What does
(36:32):
it mean if a player gets called for illegal touching?
Unnecessary roughness? No, let me just give you a second
one because I'll get to have a point for oat
it right all side? Nope, Um, hold on, I could
get a three quarter point if they tackle somebody when
they were supposed to. No. Illegal touching is if a
(36:53):
player who's not eligible to catch the ball catches the
ball illegally touch the ball. No, sorry about that. I
knew that. You still want it? Okay, how do you
feel about this victory? Alex? I feel kind of like
half fast about it? So do we all money football?
(37:14):
Go whatever team you're gonna say, go for for it,
and hopefully you learn a little bit about illegal touching today.
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