January 13, 2023 • 38 mins
How did a first date turn into a hospital visit? Jubal Fresh reports on the incident in this episode of the Jubal Show!
ALong with that, the cast and callers the burning Ridiculous Internet Question which is, What is the worst habit that a coworker could have? A man on the phone wants Jubal Fresh to prank his girlfriend in this Phone Prank because she is about to graduate clown school, Producer Bennett reports on why Mariah Carey is going back to court in this Jubal News Network, tthis First Date Follow Up might just be a case of mistaken identity, the caller in this Dirty Little Secret has a trick on how to get free food, and there is a caller who wants us to do Unscreened Phone calls so that he can talk to us about his very weird situation!
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ALong with that, the cast and callers the burning Ridiculous Internet Question which is, What is the worst habit that a coworker could have? A man on the phone wants Jubal Fresh to prank his girlfriend in this Phone Prank because she is about to graduate clown school, Producer Bennett reports on why Mariah Carey is going back to court in this Jubal News Network, tthis First Date Follow Up might just be a case of mistaken identity, the caller in this Dirty Little Secret has a trick on how to get free food, and there is a caller who wants us to do Unscreened Phone calls so that he can talk to us about his very weird situation!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. The worst habit that a
co worker could have? Call us right now eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. It's the Jewel Show. Hey Chris, Yeah,
I's going not too bad man, How are you? I'm
doing well. You're doing well because you don't have to
do with your co worker right now, right what's the
(00:21):
worst habit a co worker could have? Exactly? So, I
used to work on a submarine and it was it
was a horrible job. And I've got this one co
worker who complains about his old warehouse job. I think
it's hilarious. Just the worst thing I'm saying that the
co works that can do. It's complain about a job
that you had before or during. Just nonstar complinking or
(00:45):
just complaining. Yeah, complaining about your job. A co worker
who does nothing but complain all the time. Yeah, Like,
we're all at work, nobody cared. Thanks for reminding us
that we're all at work and this job sucks. We
all know it sucks. We're trying to get through it.
If you didn't have to remind us every five seconds,
it would make the day go quicker. We all hate
(01:06):
our lives here. It's not just if you're only ever
gonna say that it suck. That's very very true. That's
a word right there. Yeah, if all you see is problems,
all you're gonna have in life is problems. And working
on a submarine that's close quarters to be working with
someone who won't stop complaining. It's like, all right, I'm
just gonna end it for all of us. I'm gonna
(01:26):
open this hatch while we're underwater. And it's time for
ridiculous Internet questions. Call us up right now. Eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. That's today's
ridiculous Internet question. What is the worst habit that a
co worker could have? What is the worst habit a
(01:47):
co worker you can have? Victoria in your opinion? What
is the worst habit a co worker could have? Not
being considerate of your co workers? Like I used to
be a lifeguard out a resort and we had scheduled
lunch breaks, and like to go on your break, you
had to get the other person in coming, like you
used to be a lifeguard. Yeah, that was a pretty
good one. Lives have you saved? One? I was gonna say,
how many people die? Some of the worst add I've
(02:10):
ever seen Victoria on the lifeguard stand. There's somebody drowning.
What I saw I was downloading any Taylor Swift? Can
you jump in there and save them? Yeah? One second,
I forgot what I was doing on that guy. Yeah, no,
that would be you. While someone's drowning, could I ask
a question? Rat? Should I go save their lives? An
(02:32):
hour and a half later, where's Victoria? I don't know.
Something shiny. She saw something shiny on the ground, and
she's been over there ever since. Two people have drowned
in call us right now? Eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. Hey Megan, what is the
worst habit a coworker can have? Yeah? Hi, good morning.
So we have a co worker where I work who
(02:54):
continually fart. What oh yeah, oh yeah, And it's this
sankey is fart in the world. We have station, so
she'll walk past our each station and fart and go
to hers. And we work with the public, so the
public looks at us like did you just fart? And
(03:15):
I'm like, oh my goodness, what do you do? Oh? Shoo? Okay,
so I worked at the Guitar of Life and say, oh,
you know what, then, no surprise, Like I'm like, yeah,
that would be a daizing. That is disgusting though. It's horrible,
and our customers that are standing in front of us
(03:38):
think that I'm doing it. You should definitely call her
and be like, hey, sorry, that wasn't me. You see
her over there, she won't stop farting. It's not me,
and let everybody know that she's the dol farter. Call
us right now, three four. That doesn't surprise me at
the DOL or d NBA at all. I would expect
(03:59):
they actually she gets up and farts in your face
and does deal with it, deal with it, get back
in line. Yeah, call us up right now, eight three
four three one oh six one. What is the worst
habit a co worker could have? Analysia? Yeah, what's the
worst habit a co worker can have? I think that
the worst habit that they could have is having a
really bad attitude. Just tune as you wake up on
(04:20):
a Monday morning. Yeah, it doesn't do anybody any favors, right,
I guess misery does love company. But also when people
come in to work in a bad attitude, Like they're
not a morning person and they just have a bad attitude.
And especially when they use their coffee as an excuse
that's always bugging me. I'm sorry, I haven't had my
morning coffee. You just stablish it or they just they
just like you say good morning, and they're like, what's
(04:43):
good about it? Yeah? Nothing? Apparently, go back to bed then, Lord, yeah,
thank you, call us up. Eighty eight three four three
one o six one. What is the worst habit a
co worker can have been? It the co worker that
loves to schedule meetings. I mean, no shots fired, but
like this meeting that used schedule for thirty minutes could
have been an email fill me and it's like you
(05:05):
like meetings, I don't. Let's not do that. Let's not
schedule them. Love me, love one, and they love to
make it a weekly one. I think the worst habit
of coworker can have is in meetings. The ones that
joke a bunch in meetings and just make them go longer.
It's like, this is not your Netflix stand up special, Bob,
stop with the jokes. Also, you're never gonna have a
stand up let it go because jokes are terrible and
(05:27):
nobody's gonna get your jokes because it's just about this
meeting that we're in. You're not doing anything but wasting
our time. Calls up right now eight at eight three
four three, one oh six one. That's today's ridiculous Internet question.
And the phone lines are still packed. A lot of
people want to talk about their coworkers. So we'll keep
taking phone calls. The Jubil Show on demand. It's another
Jubile phone Frame Mornings. T Hi, this is Pete Deekins
(05:56):
calling from Is this Joan? Yeah? Hi? Hi? How are
you good? Are you excited? Graduations coming up? Oh my god? Yeah,
this has been a lifelong dream and my grandfather was
a clown and going to you know, learning how to
be professional, going through this tren has been amazing. Yeah. Well,
(06:16):
we are one of the premier clown schools in the nation.
And speaking of that, I needed to call you and
talk to you about something that just came to our attention, okay,
and it's regarding you and our school and you graduating
(06:36):
our school to go on to a very successful career
as a clown. What day was going on? Wait? What
is going on exactly? We didn't get your sat scores
and we realized that you did not furnish that, so
we cannot let you graduate without those. Also, I don't
know how you were admitted to the school without them,
so that was not even required on the application. Are
(06:58):
you kidding me? What are you talking about? Say? What
are you talking about? I mean, look, I this is
obviously no. I'm not saying anything bad about the school.
I love the school. It's a very prestigious program. But
the reality is I never took my SATs because I
was literally going to County School. Um, so I think
(07:18):
if I heard you right, and you didn't take the
SAT when you got out of high school because you
knew that you were going to go onto a career
as a clown, and somehow you got accepted to our
program and nobody asked you for your SAT scores. So
you don't have those scores, do you? Yes, you understand
me correctly, Yes, yes I did. There's no shame in that.
Do not shame me on that I did not take
(07:40):
my SAT because I knew what my future was going
to be, which is not my fault that your people
failed to ask me for something. Oh here ago when
I apply, Oh, let me work with you here because
I want you to graduate, and I can tell you're
passionate about clowning, and that's really what we want above
all things. We want to go to sad score off course,
but really we need a passion for clown and you
(08:04):
don't have the scores. So are you able to if
you can? Oh my god, my brain is going to explode.
I don't need a recap. Can you just please tell
me what I need to do, what needs to be done,
I will do it. Are you able to go? Oh? Yeah?
(08:29):
Are you able to? Oh? My god, my head hurt.
Are you able to speak? Are you guys going to
get im? Sorry? Yes, I was processing in my head.
Sorry about that. Are you able to go back to
high school and take the SATs am? I able to
travel back in time to five years ago and go
(08:51):
back to high school? Seriously, that's your solution? That's okay? Okay, Well,
the only other way that we can let you graduate
is to get Gordon by Bruno. What did you think, gor?
Did you say Gore? Yes, we're talking about we are
a clown school, and and of course that involves rodeo clowns,
and we've had this happened before and what we'll do
(09:14):
is we'll put you in a ring with Bruno the
bowl and let him gore you a few times. Then
we can probably just let well, I don't know if
you'll be able to walking in, but you walk in graduation?
Are you kidding me right now? Darious Slee? You're like
this prestigious school and you're telling me that I have
to stand there and be gored by a bull. Nope, Nope, nope.
(09:36):
What's gonna happen here is you're gonna give me a refund.
You're going to refund what I said, my entire tuition.
I want a refund to this year of my life
I have wasted with you people. These are not a joke. Well,
then I'll just let you know that it is actually
a joke, because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels
Shore doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend
Barry set you up, sweet mother guy kill him. He
(10:01):
said that you are about to graduate clown school and
he's very excited for you, and he wanted us to
make you think that you weren't going to graduate. Oh
my god, I'm not a stress. Is getting gored by
a bull named Bruno? True or the sat is. Actually
the SATs are a little bit more stressed than that.
I think. I was like, what the Jubil show on
(10:26):
demand for some great Snow, will you count us down today?
I'm so excited about It's Friday the thirteenth, so probably
I think the countdown for the news should be like
you count it down from five to one, and then
because it's right the thirteenth minute, screams okay, and that's
when we go perfect Like what type of scream right
at thirteenth surprise? Scary? I'll try all right, ready, yeah,
(10:49):
let's do it by four, three, two one And the
Jubil News Network for Friday, January twenty three. That was awesome.
This is J and N reminding you that when it
comes to the J and N fact checking us, it's pointless.
Not because we were right all the time, it's just
(11:10):
we don't care about the facts. I'm jewel fresh and
does anybody out there have a worst first kiss story
than this? A Turkish model is going viral because of
pictures she posted after she made out with a guy
for the first time. Okay, he accidentally bit the tip
of her tongue off all the way off. Oh and
doctors had to sew it back together. That's how bad
(11:34):
the kiss was. What in the world. Yeah, so she
posted it on TikTok or whatever. It went viral and
I don't know if anybody has a worst kiss story
than that. Have you ever have you ever dealt with
the tongue biter before? Too much? I have before. I've
kissed the tongue biter And at first it was kind
of hot because they nibbled right, but then it wasn't
(11:57):
because they were biting, and I was like, dude, if
you're going to nabble on something, better not be something
that's in my mouth. You can didn't we we had
dinner before, like, where are you still hungry? Like so, yeah,
he actually bit the tip of her tongue off. That's
how bad of a kisser he was. Wow, not a kiss.
And also imagine the PTSD like I would never be
(12:18):
able to just yeah, you know, seriously, someone would go
to kiss you on a first eight and you'd punch
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(12:40):
nothing but plugs. All right? For her next story, let's
send it over to Bennett. I wonder what I got. Hey,
it's Benny and the holidays are over. So Mariah Carey
is going from all I want for Christmas is you,
to all I want is full custody. Okay, that's right.
The singer and mother of two is asking for full
custody over her twins with Nick Cannon due to his
(13:01):
growing family because he just had his twelfth child earlier
this year. Okay, according to inside sources, Nick Cannon is
a great father, But the reality is the twins, Morocco
and Munroe, they're always with Mariah, and she wants to
put Nick Cannon on notice. You can't just fit into
and out of their lives. As he attends his other children.
He's got so many kids, why they will not stop
(13:21):
having them? Right? You went from zero to one hundred
real real fast, like in one year. Right now? Not
Nick Cannon, it's Nick machine gunn shooting of every cloud.
Well basically, Mariah Carey, she's doing her best to take
herself off of Nick Cannon's growing collection of baby mamas.
That's basically what she's doing, all right, And I don't
(13:43):
blame her, Mariah, do your thing. Yeah, that is a
good point. Nick Cannon does collect baby mamas. That's his thing.
That's what happens when you get super rich. You're like, well,
what can I collect. I've got cars, I've got anything
you could buy to collect her. I just want a
collection of baby mamas. Yeah, some people collect hard rock
teas from all over the world. Nick getting clicks, baby.
This is the JNN, the Jewel News Network where we
(14:07):
always try just it's hard enough. Next story, listen to
Christian Grace ng. Yes, I'm on location in a Dare, Iowa,
where a local police chief should have been you know,
maybe a little more logical because he has now been
charged for fraud. According to USA Today, Bradley Went was
arrested and charged with making false statements to the Bureau
of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and Explosives to obtain numerous
(14:30):
machine guns over a four year period on behalf of
the police department. Okay, so what he was doing is
he would put these requests and it makes me be like, hi,
you know, my team here needs this equipment. Correct, Over
the years, it was ninety machine guns that he put
in the request for. Mind you, the town is only
has a population of eight hundred people, so why would
a police department for something that small? New mighty guns. Obviously,
(14:51):
the ATF when they found this out there, like that's
a little suspicious, so they looked into it. Turns out
went owns a private gun selling company, so he was
getting the guns for and then turning around and selling
him for a massive profit. He was also hosting public
shootouts where he would charge up five dollars around So
you know, I guess the police weren't paying him enough
(15:12):
and he said, look, I gotta do what I gotta do.
And I know him sooner hosting public shootout four years.
It took them four years, and if he's filmed guilty,
he faces up to ten years in prison. So about
that before y'all put in those silly requests at work,
that's how much that town didn't need machine guns. Yeah,
they had an open shootout and it still wasn't on
the radar of anybody. They're like whatever, and these guys
(15:33):
are flying over there also hundred people one machine gun,
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I met Christian Grace Snow the Jewel Show on Demand
First day follow up. Craig is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and he's getting ghosted
by someone named Maggie. Craig has no idea why. Apparently
they met at a movie screening. Craig, Before we get
into all of that, I want to ask you, how
long has it been since you talked to Mag's. It's
(16:16):
been a couple of weeks. I don't really understand went wrong. Okay,
how many times have you tried to reach out to
her in that couple of weeks? I just twice. Tell
us a little bit about your date. Your email said
that you met at a movie screening. Yeah, so we
met at a movie screening and we really kind of
hit it off. It was pretty unique and it was
(16:37):
nice to be able to share that with someone. So
we started talking about how what kind of movies we like,
and we were both eating clean right now, like you know,
for our diets, and we both talked about how like
our one of our favorite cheat nails eating popcorn. So
I was really excited to like do that again with someone. Basically,
we kind of set up another date. I took her out.
(16:59):
We had a really next night. I brought her back
to my place, and she just like left in the morning,
like you know, normal. So did you guys hook up though? Yeah,
we did? Okay, all right, what was the review of that?
I think it was pretty great? Right, that's good? Okay,
(17:22):
And so she just left in the morning and you
didn't hear anything else. No. I texted it, you know,
like just a normal like follow up text, I've had
a great time, really look forward to seeing you again.
No response, but that was a little interesting. Maybe you know,
she had working and who knows, you know, people got
things going on. Follow it up? Still nothing And I
(17:43):
don't really understand what's going on because you're connected so well.
Is there like think back on it, where there any
silly moments? Did you accidentally say something and put your
foot in your mouth, like to be honest, I like,
I used to drink a lot, and I really was
sober for this date, and I was actively trying to
(18:04):
be sober for the state so I could be just
like who I am so she could understand who I was.
Now I'm all in my head like that was like
the problem, like I didn't have like, you know, like
my courage juice. If you were like so you think
maybe the fact that you you weren't drunk, you weren't
loose enough, I don't know, something like that, or maybe
she just thought I was like some stale old dude.
Was she drinking? I mean not that I'm aware of. Okay,
(18:29):
you think that because you weren't drinking, you simply weren't
exciting enough. Actually, like a really concerned that like to
the issue. Okay, that's okay. On her way out, what
were the final words? Because I usually kind of hints
at if something happened or if she was looking forward
to a second date or a second hookup. All right,
So like so I was like walking around so she
(18:51):
could get in her car to like go home, and
he noticed that my car was like on blocks in
my window was bashed in. I don't know what that happened,
but maybe she thinks I'll live in like a bad
neighborhood and don't need the best neighborhood. But so you're thinking,
maybe she's not calling you back because of two options.
(19:12):
Maybe you weren't drunk and you think that maybe you
weren't like that exciting because you feel like you're funnier
or whatever when you're drinking, and or she thinks you
live in a in the hood because you walked out
in your car was on blocks and someone has stole
your tires and busted your windows. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
I guess. But like at the same time, like I'm
(19:32):
going to movie screens, like she should relax, like you know,
oh my god, okay, and a free movie, right because
he won the tickets. So all right, Well we'll try
to figure it out for you. Then we'll see what
it is. We'll play a song come back, and then
call her and find out if we can and see
if we can get the reason she's not calling you
back and maybe get you another date with your first date.
Follow up next in the middle of today's first day
(19:54):
fallow up. If you're just joining us, Craig is on
the phone, and Craig isn't getting a call back from Maggie,
and he doesn't know why. They met at a movie screening,
went for dinner, ended up hooking up at his place,
so it seems like everything went well, but it's been
a few weeks and he hasn't heard anything from her.
He thinks the reason he might not be getting a
callback is because maybe he wasn't drinking, because you're trying
to eat healthier, Craig, That's what it is. Yeah, I'm
(20:16):
trying to eat out there, just kind of have a
clear mind, okay, And he feels like he's a little
more fun when he drinks, so maybe he was boring.
I get that. The other reason that Craig is speculating
about why he's not getting a callback is that when
he was walking her out of his place in the morning,
they went outside and his car had a window bashed
in and it was on blocks. Someone has stole his tires.
I don't think they did that anymore, but apparently they do.
(20:39):
And so Craig is thinking maybe she thinks that he
lives like in a bad area and doesn't want to
go out with him and have to go over there
all the time. Those those are two reasons. Yeah, and
I don't think I've a bad area, you know, it
just exactly it might make so yeah, you say, all right, well,
we'll see if we can figure out where you get
her on the phone right now and see if we
(21:01):
can figure it out for you. Here we go, Hello
him aspect to Maggie. Please, this is her. Hello, Maggie,
how are you? My name is Jewel and I host
a radio show called The Jewel Show. I'm Bennett from
(21:23):
the same show. I'm Christian Gray Snow and surprise, I'm
also from the same show. And how are you. Maggie. Hi,
Hi everyone, I'm okay. I'm kind of familiar with your show,
and now that I think about it, I think I
actually might know what this is about. Okay, give us
a guest. I think it's about a guy named Craig.
(21:46):
This is the first day follow up. So we got
an email from Craig. He said he really liked your date,
but he doesn't know why you're ghosting him, and that's
why we're on the phone. Why are you ghosting Craig.
I'm not trying to to be like that. I mean,
it was a great second date. It was a second date. Um, yeah, yeah,
(22:07):
it actually it actually was. That was Craig and I
second date. Okay, he did not let us know that
go off. It was the first date. This is also
the first day air the mouth. Then they'll put get
you know, put you in front of an audience and
or put the movie from an audience. Didn't have them,
you know, screen and that that's what he told us.
That's where you met was at a movie screen. Yeah,
(22:28):
but that was the second time that that had actually happened.
The first time was a year ago, same scenario, like
exact same scenario. Um, not the exact um. So last time,
we hit it off during the screening and we were
talking afterwards and then we ended up going to a
(22:49):
bar and we got so so sloppy drunk and I
offered for him to come back to my place and
he did, and um, well, we we had fun and
he uh, I mean we were basically blackout drunk, and
(23:10):
then you know, next morning we parted ways. Never never
saw our spoke to each other again. But then flash
forward to you know, just recently with the other screening,
we hit it off again and went to his place
and we were in the middle of things, and I
(23:33):
just saw something. He has this birthmark that's like on
his upper leg, that he has this birthmark, and it
was very distinctiual, and I all of a sudden it
hit me. I remember why I remember this guy. It
was like an immediate turn off, and you know, just
let the night play out and I left. And what
(23:56):
happened after I left is what pissed me off the most.
And I didn't want to go back out with this guy.
What happened? What happened? So I had just bought this
really nice set of m panties and underwear and I
had accidentally left them. They were they became my favorite pair.
I accidentally left them um at his place. Yes, yeah, exactly.
(24:23):
And so when I realized that when I got home,
I texted him and uh he was like, oh sorry,
I threw them away? What ah? That quick? Yeah? So
not only were they my favorite pair, but they were
the most expensive hair. Like I spent well over one
hundred dollars on this hair. Oh so you're not calling
(24:46):
him back because you hooked up with him over a
year ago. It looks like neither of you remember it
because you were both drunk I guess then you. Then
you met him at a movie screening just a few
weeks ago, up with him again, saw the birthmark on
his leg, and remember that's the guy that threw out
your favorite ones. Yep, that's it all right, Maggie, Craig
(25:10):
is on the line listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh my gosh, okay, oh my god. Um high, uh so,
I don't remember I was cooking up at all, Like
are you sure that? I mean, look, I was pretty
(25:31):
drunk too, but I there are two factors into that
night that definitely make it sure that it's you. Um
so yeah, I mean do you have a birthmark? Right?
Everyone has a birthmark? What do you mean? Well, it's
on your upper leg, your upper right leg? Right? I mean,
(25:51):
am I wrong? Okay, It's it's you, and you like
threw away like the best most six onems of hair
of bunderwear that I've ever owned. Already know more people
more because you told me and then I never spoke
to you again, and then you never spoke to me again,
and like that that was it. I have never thrown
(26:13):
a pair under or away that was left in my house,
so you definitely have me a mistaken. Are you sure
that was me? Um? Yeah, because I've never slept with
somebody with a birthmark like that, and I remember, I'm
not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm just telling
(26:33):
you that that's how I know it's you. I remember
seeing that. That's only happened one other time, and that
was a year ago. No, I had a girlfriend a
year ago. It couldn't have been me. Well, now, I
just feel like I'm being gas lit here. I somebody did,
and somebody messaged me. That's I know for a fact.
I was sober the next day, painfully sober, and I
(26:57):
remember getting a message one I asked about it and
it was a test screening too, and everything like, there's
no way that it was just all of this was
a coincidence, and I'm thinking of somebody else. All right, Well,
you said that you met me at a movie screening.
What movie screening was it? It was for Yeah, I
(27:18):
have never seen that movie, Maggie. Do you think that
maybe you got correg confused with somebody else who you
met at that movie screening that threw away your underwear
Because I'm confused. I feel like he might be gay. Yeah,
I don't even know what to think anymore. I mean, seriously,
what are the odds that I go to a test
screening and twice and I have this incredible, like perfect
(27:43):
image of a birthmark on the exact same place as
this guy. I mean, unfortunately, sounds like it's very likely, Maggie. Like, honestly,
like if he would have left like your underwear of
my house, I probably would have just like SCRAMed them
and left them. I would have shown them away. So
I have to say, all, that's cute, creepy. Hey, Maggie,
would you like to go out with Greig again on
(28:05):
another date? We'll pay for it. Um, now that you
know he's not the guy that threw out your underwear,
Greig would actually frame them. M Yeah, I actually I
would like to. I mean, awesome, Greg, are you down
to go out with Maggie again? Yeah? That sounds actually
really great. That's awesome. Well, you guys have fun, and
(28:26):
you know what, maybe we'll send along a gift card
for framing shop too, so that you can get those
frame That sounds perfect. The Jewels Show on demand Jewels
Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is The
(28:52):
Jewels Show? And you texted us at four one oh
six one and said he had a dirty little secret.
So we're calling you back to ask what your dirty
little secret is. How are you I I'm good. I
was gonna okay, um, what's your little secret? Man? Do
you have time to sells right now? Yeah? Yeah? Um,
I'm a bit of I'm a bit of a scammer. Okay. Well,
(29:13):
there used to be this show on TV called cons right,
and they would con Oh remember that show? Yeah, okay,
all right, Yeah, they taught you know, they taught everyone
how to get away with some things. And one of
the one of the ones I hit on was fast
food theft. I'm kind of like the hamburger or a
(29:35):
little bit. So you're a fast food thief. That's your
dry little secret. Well, you know, there's this there's this
little trick where, um, you know how sometimes you go
to a fast food place and you ask for like
no on the ends or extra catchup or something on
your burger or whatever. I go into the trash and
look for those receipts. Okay, but the modification receipts. And
(29:58):
if you go up to the register and show it
to them and say, hey, you've messed up my burger,
you put the ketchup, you put the onion on, they
have to give you a whole new meal. Oh interest,
all right, so you find so you find a receipt
that someone through away, then you tell them that they
mess it up, and then you get free food. Yes, yep,
(30:18):
I'm mad at it. Yeah, No, I think that's a
good idea. Like I thought what you said, scammer. I
was like, oh great, is it something that he's like
defrauding people credit card scams things like that. But no,
you're just getting free burgers. Yeah, I'm just getting free burgers.
You know, I'm their company. They don't have to feeling.
He's right, right, that's true. I just don't know if
the reward is worth the work. The work I've gone
through the trash. You know what, if like somebody didn't
(30:40):
have any modifications for hours, you're gonna be digging through
that trash forever. And you could have just got a
mcdouble for a dollar. Right. Oh, but I gotta mcdouble
and some fries for free. I can wash my I
can wash my hand. Okay, all right, I'm just curious,
what's the best restaurant like you've ever scammed at restaurants,
food chain, whatever you want to, Oh, Chilis. I was
(31:04):
only thinking that you were doing that at you know, McDonald's,
a fast food place, that you you did it at Chili's.
Oh yeah, they get receipts too, like any of those
chain restaurants, like a Chili's or a damn Ese. What
did you get? Oh? I got two blooming onions and
I got one of their thick birds. I forgot what
it was called, but it was like one of the
(31:26):
ones with the bourbon sauce on it. I love chilies.
I haven't been. It's been so long since I've been
to a Chili's and we go today, Yes, I think arving.
I don't think I've ever been to chili. Chilies was
my date spot from about seventeen to twenty two. I
would every day I had I would go to Chilis.
It's the only place where even is like a fifty
(31:47):
year old adult. You're encouraged to get chicken tinued. Yeah,
and they're called chicken crispers to mature and they're still around. Well. Chilies, yeah,
all over the country, right, you don't. I don't see chilies.
I'm where I think they're downside I see those chilies
to go at the airport that they have sometimes, and
those are terrible. I see. I was just gonna say,
the best experience is getting chilies in an airport like
(32:08):
you've ever been, like slightly hungover. You're on the way home,
and it's like, you know, I got thirty five minutes
before my flight. You go in there and get a
big old coke and some honey. A perfect vacation. Oh man, Well,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Man did
you bill show on demand? I think you guys should
(32:28):
stop calling it unscreened phone calls and calling it unprotected
phone calls. That idea text message we just got in
at four one six one. I think that's a great idea.
That's fantastic because that's what we're doing right now. We
do it every once in a while in the show.
We just decide to let you call up and talk
about whatever you want. And it is risky. It's high
risk radio. Oh he's what, it's dirty. I just wish
(32:50):
we could say the callers are raw dogging everyone's in
a while. We yeah, every one's in while we go
raw and do a round of on screen phone calls.
Call us right, now eight eight eight three four to
three one oh six one. You can literally talk about
whatever you want if you ever want to have a podcast,
anything that's on your mind, no matter how weird it is.
(33:10):
And we have some weird listeners. Call us right now.
We'll just answer the phone and the show is now
yours eight eight eight three four three one oh six one. Hello.
Who's this Blenda? How are you doing? Love that about yourself?
You know what, Belinda? I was going to say the
same thing as Christian just said. You don't meet a
lot of Belinda's, but I've always liked the name Belinda.
(33:30):
It's beautiful. Yeah, beautiful name girl. It's like the yep,
that's obvious. I shouldn't be even better because Belinda's better
than Melinda. What do you want to talk about today, Belinda?
So it's it's something small that I thought of. The
biggest thing is people don't put their damn blinkles on,
so freaking annoying, yes, like soul like especially when like
(33:54):
when you're driving normal feet and then they just turn
and don't even give no signals like dude, Yeah, it's
I hate it. So that's that's what you want to
say today? Is put your blinker on. Yes, yeah, especially
on the freeway and you just have a blinker on,
so you're like behind him, like you know, cautious, and
the whole time they forget the blinkers on and you
(34:15):
can't like signal them like tink or dam blinker. Okay,
So just pay attention to the blinker today when you're
out there, and think of Belinda, and I will. I'll
take that advice today because I'm terrible with my blinker.
I hardly ever use it. You're talking about me, and
I feel like a jerk because I'll see people behind
me slam on their brakes when I'm turning, and I'm like,
oh man, I forgot the blinker, So but I can't
(34:36):
stop and say sorry because then they'd be really mad
because I'm in my getting a car accident. Calls up
eighty eight three four three one oh six one on
screen phone calls. You can talk about whatever you want. Hello,
who's this Stefanie? Hey, this is Stephanie. This is the
Jewel Show. My name's Jebilitoria, my name's Bennett, and I'm
Christian Grace. Now what do you want to talk about today?
(34:57):
I have been trying to get a hold of you
for the plank. Okay, you to call my mom. Okay.
She gets these coupons from Safeway and she prints them
out and then it it prints out so big that
it doesn't say like the quantity, and they says and
then the price prints off. So she brings these coupons
in and she would get like ten loaves of bread
(35:19):
even though she got going to need them, and she'd
be handing them out at the checkstand. I got this
free here. You could have one. I mean it's front
of the check and then there would be like somebody
new in there and they'd be like, no, this is
not right, and she like throw up bit in front
of them and like no, and then and then they
go to customer service and then Dy'd give her her
money back. I mean, it was this whole thing for
(35:40):
so long. I think it'd be funny if he called
her and said, hey, we want the money back. Okay,
that's a good one, Yes, it would. Did you submit
that one on the website so I may have. I
don't know, but I've been trying to do this for
like a long time, and I thought cool. So then
you guys came on and said I could talk whatever
I wanted, I thought, I call them all right, I'm
gonna put you on hold real quick and get some
(36:01):
information from you. I'll have a producers grab you and
then get some information and we'll see if we could
set that up. Okay, okay, perfect, cool to hang on.
All right? Hello, who's this Stacy? What the show is now? Yours?
I just want to you know, everybody said, of course,
I love the show. I just kind of wanted to
mention the two of the things why I think the
show it's so spectful. Oh, thank you? And next to
(36:22):
everybody does it okay, um, go for it. Well, first
of all, I love the group you've got there right now.
I think it's a really dynamic group, and that's why
I'll bring something different to the table. But the main,
the one common one of the commonalities is that your kindness.
I really feel your kindness something through on the radio,
(36:46):
and I think that's a rare, rare quality, and it's
unfortunate's rare as well. Well, thank you, Stacy, very That's
what I mean, that's what we try to do. We
are all very kind people, I think so, at least
at least most of the time. We have our moments.
(37:07):
I'll be exactly. Thank you, Thank you for doing to
show the way you do it really well. Thank you, Stacy,
and thank yeah keep calling back. I mean not just
to give us compliments. I mean but you could. Yea, sir,
We'll take ten. We'll actually create a special line just
for you. Thank you for calling. All right, let's talk
to you later. Thank you, guys. Here, that's it for
(37:29):
on screen phone calls first today. I think we got
away fairly clean. Yeah, let's celebrate that. Yeah, where you
can follow the show on social media. At the Jewel Show,
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single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming
up in just a few minutes. What are you laughing?
Because I didn't know. I'll just forgot. We were about
(37:50):
to do our round and I took a bite. As
soon as you were like I'm doing I was like,
I'm eating. She looked up and I was like, it's
the Jewel Show. Jewels Show on Demand
The Jewel Show on demand. The worst habit that a
co worker could have? Call us right now eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. It's the Jewel Show. Hey Chris, Yeah,
I's going not too bad man, How are you? I'm
doing well. You're doing well because you don't have to
do with your co worker right now, right what's the
(00:21):
worst habit a co worker could have? Exactly? So, I
used to work on a submarine and it was it
was a horrible job. And I've got this one co
worker who complains about his old warehouse job. I think
it's hilarious. Just the worst thing I'm saying that the
co works that can do. It's complain about a job
that you had before or during. Just nonstar complinking or
(00:45):
just complaining. Yeah, complaining about your job. A co worker
who does nothing but complain all the time. Yeah, Like,
we're all at work, nobody cared. Thanks for reminding us
that we're all at work and this job sucks. We
all know it sucks. We're trying to get through it.
If you didn't have to remind us every five seconds,
it would make the day go quicker. We all hate
(01:06):
our lives here. It's not just if you're only ever
gonna say that it suck. That's very very true. That's
a word right there. Yeah, if all you see is problems,
all you're gonna have in life is problems. And working
on a submarine that's close quarters to be working with
someone who won't stop complaining. It's like, all right, I'm
just gonna end it for all of us. I'm gonna
(01:26):
open this hatch while we're underwater. And it's time for
ridiculous Internet questions. Call us up right now. Eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. That's today's
ridiculous Internet question. What is the worst habit that a
co worker could have? What is the worst habit a
(01:47):
co worker you can have? Victoria in your opinion? What
is the worst habit a co worker could have? Not
being considerate of your co workers? Like I used to
be a lifeguard out a resort and we had scheduled
lunch breaks, and like to go on your break, you
had to get the other person in coming, like you
used to be a lifeguard. Yeah, that was a pretty
good one. Lives have you saved? One? I was gonna say,
how many people die? Some of the worst add I've
(02:10):
ever seen Victoria on the lifeguard stand. There's somebody drowning.
What I saw I was downloading any Taylor Swift? Can
you jump in there and save them? Yeah? One second,
I forgot what I was doing on that guy. Yeah, no,
that would be you. While someone's drowning, could I ask
a question? Rat? Should I go save their lives? An
(02:32):
hour and a half later, where's Victoria? I don't know.
Something shiny. She saw something shiny on the ground, and
she's been over there ever since. Two people have drowned
in call us right now? Eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. Hey Megan, what is the
worst habit a coworker can have? Yeah? Hi, good morning.
So we have a co worker where I work who
(02:54):
continually fart. What oh yeah, oh yeah, And it's this
sankey is fart in the world. We have station, so
she'll walk past our each station and fart and go
to hers. And we work with the public, so the
public looks at us like did you just fart? And
(03:15):
I'm like, oh my goodness, what do you do? Oh? Shoo? Okay,
so I worked at the Guitar of Life and say, oh,
you know what, then, no surprise, Like I'm like, yeah,
that would be a daizing. That is disgusting though. It's horrible,
and our customers that are standing in front of us
(03:38):
think that I'm doing it. You should definitely call her
and be like, hey, sorry, that wasn't me. You see
her over there, she won't stop farting. It's not me,
and let everybody know that she's the dol farter. Call
us right now, three four. That doesn't surprise me at
the DOL or d NBA at all. I would expect
(03:59):
they actually she gets up and farts in your face
and does deal with it, deal with it, get back
in line. Yeah, call us up right now, eight three
four three one oh six one. What is the worst
habit a co worker could have? Analysia? Yeah, what's the
worst habit a co worker can have? I think that
the worst habit that they could have is having a
really bad attitude. Just tune as you wake up on
(04:20):
a Monday morning. Yeah, it doesn't do anybody any favors, right,
I guess misery does love company. But also when people
come in to work in a bad attitude, Like they're
not a morning person and they just have a bad attitude.
And especially when they use their coffee as an excuse
that's always bugging me. I'm sorry, I haven't had my
morning coffee. You just stablish it or they just they
just like you say good morning, and they're like, what's
(04:43):
good about it? Yeah? Nothing? Apparently, go back to bed then, Lord, yeah,
thank you, call us up. Eighty eight three four three
one o six one. What is the worst habit a
co worker can have been? It the co worker that
loves to schedule meetings. I mean, no shots fired, but
like this meeting that used schedule for thirty minutes could
have been an email fill me and it's like you
(05:05):
like meetings, I don't. Let's not do that. Let's not
schedule them. Love me, love one, and they love to
make it a weekly one. I think the worst habit
of coworker can have is in meetings. The ones that
joke a bunch in meetings and just make them go longer.
It's like, this is not your Netflix stand up special, Bob,
stop with the jokes. Also, you're never gonna have a
stand up let it go because jokes are terrible and
(05:27):
nobody's gonna get your jokes because it's just about this
meeting that we're in. You're not doing anything but wasting
our time. Calls up right now eight at eight three
four three, one oh six one. That's today's ridiculous Internet question.
And the phone lines are still packed. A lot of
people want to talk about their coworkers. So we'll keep
taking phone calls. The Jubil Show on demand. It's another
Jubile phone Frame Mornings. T Hi, this is Pete Deekins
(05:56):
calling from Is this Joan? Yeah? Hi? Hi? How are
you good? Are you excited? Graduations coming up? Oh my god? Yeah,
this has been a lifelong dream and my grandfather was
a clown and going to you know, learning how to
be professional, going through this tren has been amazing. Yeah. Well,
(06:16):
we are one of the premier clown schools in the nation.
And speaking of that, I needed to call you and
talk to you about something that just came to our attention, okay,
and it's regarding you and our school and you graduating
(06:36):
our school to go on to a very successful career
as a clown. What day was going on? Wait? What
is going on exactly? We didn't get your sat scores
and we realized that you did not furnish that, so
we cannot let you graduate without those. Also, I don't
know how you were admitted to the school without them,
so that was not even required on the application. Are
(06:58):
you kidding me? What are you talking about? Say? What
are you talking about? I mean, look, I this is
obviously no. I'm not saying anything bad about the school.
I love the school. It's a very prestigious program. But
the reality is I never took my SATs because I
was literally going to County School. Um, so I think
(07:18):
if I heard you right, and you didn't take the
SAT when you got out of high school because you
knew that you were going to go onto a career
as a clown, and somehow you got accepted to our
program and nobody asked you for your SAT scores. So
you don't have those scores, do you? Yes, you understand
me correctly, Yes, yes I did. There's no shame in that.
Do not shame me on that I did not take
(07:40):
my SAT because I knew what my future was going
to be, which is not my fault that your people
failed to ask me for something. Oh here ago when
I apply, Oh, let me work with you here because
I want you to graduate, and I can tell you're
passionate about clowning, and that's really what we want above
all things. We want to go to sad score off course,
but really we need a passion for clown and you
(08:04):
don't have the scores. So are you able to if
you can? Oh my god, my brain is going to explode.
I don't need a recap. Can you just please tell
me what I need to do, what needs to be done,
I will do it. Are you able to go? Oh? Yeah?
(08:29):
Are you able to? Oh? My god, my head hurt.
Are you able to speak? Are you guys going to
get im? Sorry? Yes, I was processing in my head.
Sorry about that. Are you able to go back to
high school and take the SATs am? I able to
travel back in time to five years ago and go
(08:51):
back to high school? Seriously, that's your solution? That's okay? Okay, Well,
the only other way that we can let you graduate
is to get Gordon by Bruno. What did you think, gor?
Did you say Gore? Yes, we're talking about we are
a clown school, and and of course that involves rodeo clowns,
and we've had this happened before and what we'll do
(09:14):
is we'll put you in a ring with Bruno the
bowl and let him gore you a few times. Then
we can probably just let well, I don't know if
you'll be able to walking in, but you walk in graduation?
Are you kidding me right now? Darious Slee? You're like
this prestigious school and you're telling me that I have
to stand there and be gored by a bull. Nope, Nope, nope.
(09:36):
What's gonna happen here is you're gonna give me a refund.
You're going to refund what I said, my entire tuition.
I want a refund to this year of my life
I have wasted with you people. These are not a joke. Well,
then I'll just let you know that it is actually
a joke, because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels
Shore doing a phone prank on you and your boyfriend
Barry set you up, sweet mother guy kill him. He
(10:01):
said that you are about to graduate clown school and
he's very excited for you, and he wanted us to
make you think that you weren't going to graduate. Oh
my god, I'm not a stress. Is getting gored by
a bull named Bruno? True or the sat is. Actually
the SATs are a little bit more stressed than that.
I think. I was like, what the Jubil show on
(10:26):
demand for some great Snow, will you count us down today?
I'm so excited about It's Friday the thirteenth, so probably
I think the countdown for the news should be like
you count it down from five to one, and then
because it's right the thirteenth minute, screams okay, and that's
when we go perfect Like what type of scream right
at thirteenth surprise? Scary? I'll try all right, ready, yeah,
(10:49):
let's do it by four, three, two one And the
Jubil News Network for Friday, January twenty three. That was awesome.
This is J and N reminding you that when it
comes to the J and N fact checking us, it's pointless.
Not because we were right all the time, it's just
(11:10):
we don't care about the facts. I'm jewel fresh and
does anybody out there have a worst first kiss story
than this? A Turkish model is going viral because of
pictures she posted after she made out with a guy
for the first time. Okay, he accidentally bit the tip
of her tongue off all the way off. Oh and
doctors had to sew it back together. That's how bad
(11:34):
the kiss was. What in the world. Yeah, so she
posted it on TikTok or whatever. It went viral and
I don't know if anybody has a worst kiss story
than that. Have you ever have you ever dealt with
the tongue biter before? Too much? I have before. I've
kissed the tongue biter And at first it was kind
of hot because they nibbled right, but then it wasn't
(11:57):
because they were biting, and I was like, dude, if
you're going to nabble on something, better not be something
that's in my mouth. You can didn't we we had
dinner before, like, where are you still hungry? Like so, yeah,
he actually bit the tip of her tongue off. That's
how bad of a kisser he was. Wow, not a kiss.
And also imagine the PTSD like I would never be
(12:18):
able to just yeah, you know, seriously, someone would go
to kiss you on a first eight and you'd punch
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nothing but plugs. All right? For her next story, let's
send it over to Bennett. I wonder what I got. Hey,
it's Benny and the holidays are over. So Mariah Carey
is going from all I want for Christmas is you,
to all I want is full custody. Okay, that's right.
The singer and mother of two is asking for full
custody over her twins with Nick Cannon due to his
(13:01):
growing family because he just had his twelfth child earlier
this year. Okay, according to inside sources, Nick Cannon is
a great father, But the reality is the twins, Morocco
and Munroe, they're always with Mariah, and she wants to
put Nick Cannon on notice. You can't just fit into
and out of their lives. As he attends his other children.
He's got so many kids, why they will not stop
(13:21):
having them? Right? You went from zero to one hundred
real real fast, like in one year. Right now? Not
Nick Cannon, it's Nick machine gunn shooting of every cloud.
Well basically, Mariah Carey, she's doing her best to take
herself off of Nick Cannon's growing collection of baby mamas.
That's basically what she's doing, all right, And I don't
(13:43):
blame her, Mariah, do your thing. Yeah, that is a
good point. Nick Cannon does collect baby mamas. That's his thing.
That's what happens when you get super rich. You're like, well,
what can I collect. I've got cars, I've got anything
you could buy to collect her. I just want a
collection of baby mamas. Yeah, some people collect hard rock
teas from all over the world. Nick getting clicks, baby.
This is the JNN, the Jewel News Network where we
(14:07):
always try just it's hard enough. Next story, listen to
Christian Grace ng. Yes, I'm on location in a Dare, Iowa,
where a local police chief should have been you know,
maybe a little more logical because he has now been
charged for fraud. According to USA Today, Bradley Went was
arrested and charged with making false statements to the Bureau
of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms and Explosives to obtain numerous
(14:30):
machine guns over a four year period on behalf of
the police department. Okay, so what he was doing is
he would put these requests and it makes me be like, hi,
you know, my team here needs this equipment. Correct, Over
the years, it was ninety machine guns that he put
in the request for. Mind you, the town is only
has a population of eight hundred people, so why would
a police department for something that small? New mighty guns. Obviously,
(14:51):
the ATF when they found this out there, like that's
a little suspicious, so they looked into it. Turns out
went owns a private gun selling company, so he was
getting the guns for and then turning around and selling
him for a massive profit. He was also hosting public
shootouts where he would charge up five dollars around So
you know, I guess the police weren't paying him enough
(15:12):
and he said, look, I gotta do what I gotta do.
And I know him sooner hosting public shootout four years.
It took them four years, and if he's filmed guilty,
he faces up to ten years in prison. So about
that before y'all put in those silly requests at work,
that's how much that town didn't need machine guns. Yeah,
they had an open shootout and it still wasn't on
the radar of anybody. They're like whatever, and these guys
(15:33):
are flying over there also hundred people one machine gun,
This is in J and N the Jewel News Network.
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(15:55):
I met Christian Grace Snow the Jewel Show on Demand
First day follow up. Craig is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and he's getting ghosted
by someone named Maggie. Craig has no idea why. Apparently
they met at a movie screening. Craig, Before we get
into all of that, I want to ask you, how
long has it been since you talked to Mag's. It's
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been a couple of weeks. I don't really understand went wrong. Okay,
how many times have you tried to reach out to
her in that couple of weeks? I just twice. Tell
us a little bit about your date. Your email said
that you met at a movie screening. Yeah, so we
met at a movie screening and we really kind of
hit it off. It was pretty unique and it was
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nice to be able to share that with someone. So
we started talking about how what kind of movies we like,
and we were both eating clean right now, like you know,
for our diets, and we both talked about how like
our one of our favorite cheat nails eating popcorn. So
I was really excited to like do that again with someone. Basically,
we kind of set up another date. I took her out.
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We had a really next night. I brought her back
to my place, and she just like left in the morning,
like you know, normal. So did you guys hook up though? Yeah,
we did? Okay, all right, what was the review of that?
I think it was pretty great? Right, that's good? Okay,
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And so she just left in the morning and you
didn't hear anything else. No. I texted it, you know,
like just a normal like follow up text, I've had
a great time, really look forward to seeing you again.
No response, but that was a little interesting. Maybe you know,
she had working and who knows, you know, people got
things going on. Follow it up? Still nothing And I
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don't really understand what's going on because you're connected so well.
Is there like think back on it, where there any
silly moments? Did you accidentally say something and put your
foot in your mouth, like to be honest, I like,
I used to drink a lot, and I really was
sober for this date, and I was actively trying to
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be sober for the state so I could be just
like who I am so she could understand who I was.
Now I'm all in my head like that was like
the problem, like I didn't have like, you know, like
my courage juice. If you were like so you think
maybe the fact that you you weren't drunk, you weren't
loose enough, I don't know, something like that, or maybe
she just thought I was like some stale old dude.
Was she drinking? I mean not that I'm aware of. Okay,
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you think that because you weren't drinking, you simply weren't
exciting enough. Actually, like a really concerned that like to
the issue. Okay, that's okay. On her way out, what
were the final words? Because I usually kind of hints
at if something happened or if she was looking forward
to a second date or a second hookup. All right,
So like so I was like walking around so she
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could get in her car to like go home, and
he noticed that my car was like on blocks in
my window was bashed in. I don't know what that happened,
but maybe she thinks I'll live in like a bad
neighborhood and don't need the best neighborhood. But so you're thinking,
maybe she's not calling you back because of two options.
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Maybe you weren't drunk and you think that maybe you
weren't like that exciting because you feel like you're funnier
or whatever when you're drinking, and or she thinks you
live in a in the hood because you walked out
in your car was on blocks and someone has stole
your tires and busted your windows. Yeah, I mean, yeah,
I guess. But like at the same time, like I'm
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going to movie screens, like she should relax, like you know,
oh my god, okay, and a free movie, right because
he won the tickets. So all right, Well we'll try
to figure it out for you. Then we'll see what
it is. We'll play a song come back, and then
call her and find out if we can and see
if we can get the reason she's not calling you
back and maybe get you another date with your first date.
Follow up next in the middle of today's first day
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fallow up. If you're just joining us, Craig is on
the phone, and Craig isn't getting a call back from Maggie,
and he doesn't know why. They met at a movie screening,
went for dinner, ended up hooking up at his place,
so it seems like everything went well, but it's been
a few weeks and he hasn't heard anything from her.
He thinks the reason he might not be getting a
callback is because maybe he wasn't drinking, because you're trying
to eat healthier, Craig, That's what it is. Yeah, I'm
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trying to eat out there, just kind of have a
clear mind, okay, And he feels like he's a little
more fun when he drinks, so maybe he was boring.
I get that. The other reason that Craig is speculating
about why he's not getting a callback is that when
he was walking her out of his place in the morning,
they went outside and his car had a window bashed
in and it was on blocks. Someone has stole his tires.
I don't think they did that anymore, but apparently they do.
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And so Craig is thinking maybe she thinks that he
lives like in a bad area and doesn't want to
go out with him and have to go over there
all the time. Those those are two reasons. Yeah, and
I don't think I've a bad area, you know, it
just exactly it might make so yeah, you say, all right, well,
we'll see if we can figure out where you get
her on the phone right now and see if we
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can figure it out for you. Here we go, Hello
him aspect to Maggie. Please, this is her. Hello, Maggie,
how are you? My name is Jewel and I host
a radio show called The Jewel Show. I'm Bennett from
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the same show. I'm Christian Gray Snow and surprise, I'm
also from the same show. And how are you. Maggie. Hi,
Hi everyone, I'm okay. I'm kind of familiar with your show,
and now that I think about it, I think I
actually might know what this is about. Okay, give us
a guest. I think it's about a guy named Craig.
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This is the first day follow up. So we got
an email from Craig. He said he really liked your date,
but he doesn't know why you're ghosting him, and that's
why we're on the phone. Why are you ghosting Craig.
I'm not trying to to be like that. I mean,
it was a great second date. It was a second date. Um, yeah, yeah,
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it actually it actually was. That was Craig and I
second date. Okay, he did not let us know that
go off. It was the first date. This is also
the first day air the mouth. Then they'll put get
you know, put you in front of an audience and
or put the movie from an audience. Didn't have them,
you know, screen and that that's what he told us.
That's where you met was at a movie screen. Yeah,
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but that was the second time that that had actually happened.
The first time was a year ago, same scenario, like
exact same scenario. Um, not the exact um. So last time,
we hit it off during the screening and we were
talking afterwards and then we ended up going to a
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bar and we got so so sloppy drunk and I
offered for him to come back to my place and
he did, and um, well, we we had fun and
he uh, I mean we were basically blackout drunk, and
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then you know, next morning we parted ways. Never never
saw our spoke to each other again. But then flash
forward to you know, just recently with the other screening,
we hit it off again and went to his place
and we were in the middle of things, and I
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just saw something. He has this birthmark that's like on
his upper leg, that he has this birthmark, and it
was very distinctiual, and I all of a sudden it
hit me. I remember why I remember this guy. It
was like an immediate turn off, and you know, just
let the night play out and I left. And what
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happened after I left is what pissed me off the most.
And I didn't want to go back out with this guy.
What happened? What happened? So I had just bought this
really nice set of m panties and underwear and I
had accidentally left them. They were they became my favorite pair.
I accidentally left them um at his place. Yes, yeah, exactly.
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And so when I realized that when I got home,
I texted him and uh he was like, oh sorry,
I threw them away? What ah? That quick? Yeah? So
not only were they my favorite pair, but they were
the most expensive hair. Like I spent well over one
hundred dollars on this hair. Oh so you're not calling
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him back because you hooked up with him over a
year ago. It looks like neither of you remember it
because you were both drunk I guess then you. Then
you met him at a movie screening just a few
weeks ago, up with him again, saw the birthmark on
his leg, and remember that's the guy that threw out
your favorite ones. Yep, that's it all right, Maggie, Craig
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is on the line listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh my gosh, okay, oh my god. Um high, uh so,
I don't remember I was cooking up at all, Like
are you sure that? I mean, look, I was pretty
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drunk too, but I there are two factors into that
night that definitely make it sure that it's you. Um
so yeah, I mean do you have a birthmark? Right?
Everyone has a birthmark? What do you mean? Well, it's
on your upper leg, your upper right leg? Right? I mean,
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am I wrong? Okay, It's it's you, and you like
threw away like the best most six onems of hair
of bunderwear that I've ever owned. Already know more people
more because you told me and then I never spoke
to you again, and then you never spoke to me again,
and like that that was it. I have never thrown
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a pair under or away that was left in my house,
so you definitely have me a mistaken. Are you sure
that was me? Um? Yeah, because I've never slept with
somebody with a birthmark like that, and I remember, I'm
not saying there's anything wrong with it. I'm just telling
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you that that's how I know it's you. I remember
seeing that. That's only happened one other time, and that
was a year ago. No, I had a girlfriend a
year ago. It couldn't have been me. Well, now, I
just feel like I'm being gas lit here. I somebody did,
and somebody messaged me. That's I know for a fact.
I was sober the next day, painfully sober, and I
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remember getting a message one I asked about it and
it was a test screening too, and everything like, there's
no way that it was just all of this was
a coincidence, and I'm thinking of somebody else. All right, Well,
you said that you met me at a movie screening.
What movie screening was it? It was for Yeah, I
(27:18):
have never seen that movie, Maggie. Do you think that
maybe you got correg confused with somebody else who you
met at that movie screening that threw away your underwear
Because I'm confused. I feel like he might be gay. Yeah,
I don't even know what to think anymore. I mean, seriously,
what are the odds that I go to a test
screening and twice and I have this incredible, like perfect
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image of a birthmark on the exact same place as
this guy. I mean, unfortunately, sounds like it's very likely, Maggie. Like, honestly,
like if he would have left like your underwear of
my house, I probably would have just like SCRAMed them
and left them. I would have shown them away. So
I have to say, all, that's cute, creepy. Hey, Maggie,
would you like to go out with Greig again on
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another date? We'll pay for it. Um, now that you
know he's not the guy that threw out your underwear,
Greig would actually frame them. M Yeah, I actually I
would like to. I mean, awesome, Greg, are you down
to go out with Maggie again? Yeah? That sounds actually
really great. That's awesome. Well, you guys have fun, and
(28:26):
you know what, maybe we'll send along a gift card
for framing shop too, so that you can get those
frame That sounds perfect. The Jewels Show on demand Jewels
Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is The
(28:52):
Jewels Show? And you texted us at four one oh
six one and said he had a dirty little secret.
So we're calling you back to ask what your dirty
little secret is. How are you I I'm good. I
was gonna okay, um, what's your little secret? Man? Do
you have time to sells right now? Yeah? Yeah? Um,
I'm a bit of I'm a bit of a scammer. Okay. Well,
(29:13):
there used to be this show on TV called cons right,
and they would con Oh remember that show? Yeah, okay,
all right, Yeah, they taught you know, they taught everyone
how to get away with some things. And one of
the one of the ones I hit on was fast
food theft. I'm kind of like the hamburger or a
(29:35):
little bit. So you're a fast food thief. That's your
dry little secret. Well, you know, there's this there's this
little trick where, um, you know how sometimes you go
to a fast food place and you ask for like
no on the ends or extra catchup or something on
your burger or whatever. I go into the trash and
look for those receipts. Okay, but the modification receipts. And
(29:58):
if you go up to the register and show it
to them and say, hey, you've messed up my burger,
you put the ketchup, you put the onion on, they
have to give you a whole new meal. Oh interest,
all right, so you find so you find a receipt
that someone through away, then you tell them that they
mess it up, and then you get free food. Yes, yep,
(30:18):
I'm mad at it. Yeah, No, I think that's a
good idea. Like I thought what you said, scammer. I
was like, oh great, is it something that he's like
defrauding people credit card scams things like that. But no,
you're just getting free burgers. Yeah, I'm just getting free burgers.
You know, I'm their company. They don't have to feeling.
He's right, right, that's true. I just don't know if
the reward is worth the work. The work I've gone
through the trash. You know what, if like somebody didn't
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have any modifications for hours, you're gonna be digging through
that trash forever. And you could have just got a
mcdouble for a dollar. Right. Oh, but I gotta mcdouble
and some fries for free. I can wash my I
can wash my hand. Okay, all right, I'm just curious,
what's the best restaurant like you've ever scammed at restaurants,
food chain, whatever you want to, Oh, Chilis. I was
(31:04):
only thinking that you were doing that at you know, McDonald's,
a fast food place, that you you did it at Chili's.
Oh yeah, they get receipts too, like any of those
chain restaurants, like a Chili's or a damn Ese. What
did you get? Oh? I got two blooming onions and
I got one of their thick birds. I forgot what
it was called, but it was like one of the
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ones with the bourbon sauce on it. I love chilies.
I haven't been. It's been so long since I've been
to a Chili's and we go today, Yes, I think arving.
I don't think I've ever been to chili. Chilies was
my date spot from about seventeen to twenty two. I
would every day I had I would go to Chilis.
It's the only place where even is like a fifty
(31:47):
year old adult. You're encouraged to get chicken tinued. Yeah,
and they're called chicken crispers to mature and they're still around. Well. Chilies, yeah,
all over the country, right, you don't. I don't see chilies.
I'm where I think they're downside I see those chilies
to go at the airport that they have sometimes, and
those are terrible. I see. I was just gonna say,
the best experience is getting chilies in an airport like
(32:08):
you've ever been, like slightly hungover. You're on the way home,
and it's like, you know, I got thirty five minutes
before my flight. You go in there and get a
big old coke and some honey. A perfect vacation. Oh man, Well,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Man did
you bill show on demand? I think you guys should
(32:28):
stop calling it unscreened phone calls and calling it unprotected
phone calls. That idea text message we just got in
at four one six one. I think that's a great idea.
That's fantastic because that's what we're doing right now. We
do it every once in a while in the show.
We just decide to let you call up and talk
about whatever you want. And it is risky. It's high
risk radio. Oh he's what, it's dirty. I just wish
(32:50):
we could say the callers are raw dogging everyone's in
a while. We yeah, every one's in while we go
raw and do a round of on screen phone calls.
Call us right, now eight eight eight three four to
three one oh six one. You can literally talk about
whatever you want if you ever want to have a podcast,
anything that's on your mind, no matter how weird it is.
(33:10):
And we have some weird listeners. Call us right now.
We'll just answer the phone and the show is now
yours eight eight eight three four three one oh six one. Hello.
Who's this Blenda? How are you doing? Love that about yourself?
You know what, Belinda? I was going to say the
same thing as Christian just said. You don't meet a
lot of Belinda's, but I've always liked the name Belinda.
(33:30):
It's beautiful. Yeah, beautiful name girl. It's like the yep,
that's obvious. I shouldn't be even better because Belinda's better
than Melinda. What do you want to talk about today, Belinda?
So it's it's something small that I thought of. The
biggest thing is people don't put their damn blinkles on,
so freaking annoying, yes, like soul like especially when like
(33:54):
when you're driving normal feet and then they just turn
and don't even give no signals like dude, Yeah, it's
I hate it. So that's that's what you want to
say today? Is put your blinker on. Yes, yeah, especially
on the freeway and you just have a blinker on,
so you're like behind him, like you know, cautious, and
the whole time they forget the blinkers on and you
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can't like signal them like tink or dam blinker. Okay,
So just pay attention to the blinker today when you're
out there, and think of Belinda, and I will. I'll
take that advice today because I'm terrible with my blinker.
I hardly ever use it. You're talking about me, and
I feel like a jerk because I'll see people behind
me slam on their brakes when I'm turning, and I'm like,
oh man, I forgot the blinker, So but I can't
(34:36):
stop and say sorry because then they'd be really mad
because I'm in my getting a car accident. Calls up
eighty eight three four three one oh six one on
screen phone calls. You can talk about whatever you want. Hello,
who's this Stefanie? Hey, this is Stephanie. This is the
Jewel Show. My name's Jebilitoria, my name's Bennett, and I'm
Christian Grace. Now what do you want to talk about today?
(34:57):
I have been trying to get a hold of you
for the plank. Okay, you to call my mom. Okay.
She gets these coupons from Safeway and she prints them
out and then it it prints out so big that
it doesn't say like the quantity, and they says and
then the price prints off. So she brings these coupons
in and she would get like ten loaves of bread
(35:19):
even though she got going to need them, and she'd
be handing them out at the checkstand. I got this
free here. You could have one. I mean it's front
of the check and then there would be like somebody
new in there and they'd be like, no, this is
not right, and she like throw up bit in front
of them and like no, and then and then they
go to customer service and then Dy'd give her her
money back. I mean, it was this whole thing for
(35:40):
so long. I think it'd be funny if he called
her and said, hey, we want the money back. Okay,
that's a good one, Yes, it would. Did you submit
that one on the website so I may have. I
don't know, but I've been trying to do this for
like a long time, and I thought cool. So then
you guys came on and said I could talk whatever
I wanted, I thought, I call them all right, I'm
gonna put you on hold real quick and get some
(36:01):
information from you. I'll have a producers grab you and
then get some information and we'll see if we could
set that up. Okay, okay, perfect, cool to hang on.
All right? Hello, who's this Stacy? What the show is now? Yours?
I just want to you know, everybody said, of course,
I love the show. I just kind of wanted to
mention the two of the things why I think the
show it's so spectful. Oh, thank you? And next to
(36:22):
everybody does it okay, um, go for it. Well, first
of all, I love the group you've got there right now.
I think it's a really dynamic group, and that's why
I'll bring something different to the table. But the main,
the one common one of the commonalities is that your kindness.
I really feel your kindness something through on the radio,
(36:46):
and I think that's a rare, rare quality, and it's
unfortunate's rare as well. Well, thank you, Stacy, very That's
what I mean, that's what we try to do. We
are all very kind people, I think so, at least
at least most of the time. We have our moments.
(37:07):
I'll be exactly. Thank you, Thank you for doing to
show the way you do it really well. Thank you, Stacy,
and thank yeah keep calling back. I mean not just
to give us compliments. I mean but you could. Yea, sir,
We'll take ten. We'll actually create a special line just
for you. Thank you for calling. All right, let's talk
to you later. Thank you, guys. Here, that's it for
(37:29):
on screen phone calls first today. I think we got
away fairly clean. Yeah, let's celebrate that. Yeah, where you
can follow the show on social media. At the Jewel Show,
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up in just a few minutes. What are you laughing?
Because I didn't know. I'll just forgot. We were about
(37:50):
to do our round and I took a bite. As
soon as you were like I'm doing I was like,
I'm eating. She looked up and I was like, it's
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