January 20, 2023 • 38 mins
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Along with that on today's episode, we answer today's Ridiculous Internet Question, If you could time travel to any year, what year would you time travel to? In today's Phone Prank a womans husband set her up because she is getting her grandfathers grandfather clock appraised, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on the crazy outcome from a police chase in this Jubal News Network, one listener is getting ghosted by the best date of his life in this First Date Follow Up, there is a woman on the phone who may have messed up your last tattoo in this Dirty Little Secret, and one celebrity who everyone thought passed away 26 years ago was just spotted!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jewel Show on demand. I would travel back to
two thousand and fifteen because I was a teenager then
and life was much more simple. It's the Jewel Show.
And that's a text message we just got in at
four one oh six one. It's time for America's most
exciting and favorite game show. It's not a game show
at all. It's just we find a question people are
talking about on the Internet, and then we ask you
(00:21):
and you get to call in and weigh in on
today's ridiculous Internet question. And that text message we got
in at four one oh six one, because the question
today is this, what year would you time travel to
and why? So call us up eight at eight three
four three one oh six one. Text in four one
oh six one. What year would you time travel to
if you could? And why? Victoria, I would time travel
to twenty thirty in hopes that, like, in ten years,
(00:43):
I have a little bit more of my life together. Wait, okay,
so you would get forward in time twenty thirty three, Okay,
ten years, yeah, matth you'd go forward to thank you? Sorry, okay, okay?
Call us eight at eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What year would you time travel to and why? If
you could time travel been it, I would go back
to nineteen ninety nine because just simpler times and no technology.
(01:06):
But specifically so I could go to Woodstock nineteen ninety nine,
because if you've ever seen the documentary it's called train Rap,
it shows how like what Stock was one of the
wildest music festivals ever. The original one was like in
the sixties, right, yeah, okay, and then they brought it
back in the nineties, and then they had to stop
it because it was wild and it ended with everything
(01:26):
in flames. But Limp Biscuit performed wow, and it looks
like it was the craziest before it's ever And I
would definitely love to go back and like, oh man,
enjoying your year and maybe time travel back in time
by mentioning Limp Biscus, Oh my god callus of eight
eight eight three three one six one text and four
one o six one Bryce, what year? What are your
(01:47):
time travel to? And why? I would go back sixty
five million years ago so I could see dinosaurs, because
that would be pretty awesome. That's what I was thinking too.
That was I'm having trouble deciding okay. Right, So I
was like, well, I would like to see dinosaurs. I
would like to write on a Bronto sources back, It's
always been a dream of mine. And then I would like,
I don't know how I would do this, but I
would build a shelf that is too high for a
(02:07):
t rex to grab something off of. And I would
like to laugh as they try to grab a can
off of a shelf with this tiny little you know,
you know why t rexes can do push ups? Right?
Why as their extinct? Right? You got me? He got
me too? Eight and eight three three one oh six
(02:27):
one text in four one oh six one. What year
would you time travel to n why Sean, Yeah, definitely
travel back in nineteen sixty nine. I would definitely get
up Woodstock that most epic cons are ever. Okay, so
you would go to the original Woodstock. Bennett would go
to the redone Woodstock in the nineties to see Limp Biscuit.
(02:47):
Who would you want to see at the Woodstock in
the sixties. Oh definitely Jimi Hendrix Man. There you go, Yeah,
calls up eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one o six one. If you could
time travel to any year, What year would you time
travel to and why? Christian, I have two, okay, so
number one is nineteen ninety four, because so there were
three years where Selena played the Houston Astrodome, and there's
(03:10):
footage from ninety three and ninety five. But the nineteen
ninety four concert that we've been taunted as Selena fans
for years that it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, They're
gonna drop the whole concert. They never have. I've been
waiting literally twenty years for it. So I would love
to go and see that concert itself. I would also
like to travel back to two thousand and nine, the
year before I graduated high school, because now looking back,
I realized there were a lot of guys that I
(03:31):
went to high school with I could have got down.
I just didn't realize I had the ability to make
it happen. So I would like to go back and
make it work with you. Three four three one six
one text in four one six one. If you could
travel in time, what year would you travel to and why? Hey, Grace, Yes,
what year would you travel to and why? I would
(03:52):
go to nineteen eighty five for Wembley's Stadium at Live aide, okay,
love to see pretty Mercury. I don't know. That was
like a worldwide concert that they had live aid back
in I guess it was you said eighty five, right,
was back in the late eighties, early nineties. I can't
remember the exact year, but it was. It was it
eighty five? Yeah, okay, yeah, it was like a huge
(04:14):
world concert that they did. Thank you for your call,
Grace eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one six one. If you could travel
in time, what year would you go to? And why?
Somebody texted in a four one to six one It
said I would go to nineteen seventy three, and then
I wouldn't give my virginity to that jerk. But a
lot of people on the text message board and calling
(04:34):
in would go see a concert today? I always wanted
to see, That's what I was thinking. Yeah, well, free
answer Victoria, who would you go back in time to see?
It's gonna be like a week ago, But who would
you go back in time to see them? There was
one concert that I constantly watched, like on YouTube, and
it's the Goo Goo Dolls singing Iris, and it just
looks like the most fun, it's raining. Everyone looks like
(04:55):
they're having a great time. That's when I would go back. Okay,
I show another year call us eight eight three four
three one o six one t standing at four one
oh six one. I don't know exactly what year, but
I can take a suitcase and I would go back
to right when the first humans were here walking around right,
but like after they were already over, you know, hitting
everything that they didn't understand over the head with a
rock so that I could talk to them, and I
(05:17):
would bring a magic kid with me, and then I
would be the Lord and Savior because they would be
like what this guy wall? That's crazy? And then I
would have a lighter for fire. Dude. I would run
this place for a while and then I would change everything. Yeah,
I would be definitely the Jewil Show on demand. It's
(05:38):
another Jewbil phone frame mornings Onwenties. Hello, Hey is this Melissa?
It is? How are you good? How are you? My
name is Pete Egans. I'm calling from antique market and
(05:59):
I am calling you back about the Grandfather clock that
you took in your to get appraised. Oh nice, did
you get to appraise it? We'll tell me a little
bit about it. Um, I do you know we are
we do have a price, and I think you're going
to be very happy with it. Okay, okay, well I'll
tell you about it. It is my grandfather's grandfather clock.
(06:22):
Grandfather and father clock, isn't it? Isn't it? I know,
I know. Just put it next to god? Oh my gosh?
Is that? Hello? Mary? Was that the clock? Yeah? I'm sorry.
Did you give me just one? Can give us this one?
(06:43):
So I gotta check on something just real quick. Mary.
That what uh? What was is that the was that
the hey? Was that the clock? That's? Oh? Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. Please don't let it be the clock.
Why are you dropping it? Barry? To just leave it alone?
(07:03):
Leave it? Oh my, Meliss, are you there? Sorry, I'm here,
I'm here. I'm just gonna put you. I'm just gonna
put Yeah. I'm so sorry. I'm there's a little thing
that just happened here. I gotta go check on some rope.
I'm just gonna put you on hold real quick, okay.
I just told just one second, one second, okay, Barry,
She's on hold. Yeah, what happened with the clock? I
(07:25):
dropped that clock? Down the stairs. I didn't mean to.
I told someone. Hell how many times dropping all of them?
Every single stair, every stair? How did you drop that a?
Do you know how much that clock was worse? No,
that's not my job. I just know that it's not
your job. I've got the lady on the phone. She's
on hold right now, and I was gonna give her
(07:45):
the appraisal. We'll glue it, glue it back together. Oh yeah,
that's a good idea. We'll put it back. We'll glue
it back together, and we won't tell her. Okay, Hello,
Melissa Speede Aakins, I'm back with Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, no,
I just heard a loud crash. Yeah yeah, yeah. Barry
one of our guys here. He's moving some stuff around
(08:07):
in the office, just some desks and stuff, no big um.
I thought maybe he dropped something, and I was hoping
it wasn't your clock because his butt was going to
be on a string if it was, right. So anyway,
I talked to him, Yeah, it was just a desk
or something like that. So your clock A okay, listen,
you jerk. You didn't put me on hold? Well, yes
I did. What do you mean I put you on
(08:29):
hold your second lard what I heard? What did you?
I don't understand me. I think we have a miscommunication here.
You heard what you heard? I just told you that
your clock is gonna be a okay, okay, Barry, good
to go, good to go, Your clock's good go. Yeah.
I don't no, no, no, I'm not going to accept
that as a response. Okay, I know what because I
(08:49):
heard it all down the depth, and I heard you
guys were going to super blue it. You didn't trust hold.
I heard everything that you said. So you're lying. You're
a liar. You and barrass are both liar. All right, Melissa, Melissa,
you got me yep. I thought I could make it
better there, um, so yeah, we can glue it back
together for you. Gosh, would you like it? Glue back together?
(09:10):
Because you know, if I go back together epoxy's glue
or lock tight, the best glue in the world, crazy
glue will never recover the memories and nostalgia of that clock.
And besides, nobody is going to pay any money for
a clock that's been glued together. It's antique wood. Nobody's
(09:33):
going to pay any money for something like that. Is
very good point. Well, you know what, We'll buy it
off you for fifty bucks. How about that? Does that
make it better? Listen, I'm I can't even talk about
this right now. You've got me completely flustered. Your line
to me, I'm gonna have my husband come down there
and take you all the way back to next Tuesday,
(09:54):
last Tuesday, and they're on Are you talking about your husband? John?
He's already here. He's hanging out with us right now.
He's super God, No he's not. But this is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband. John set you up. What, Yeah,
it's a joke. Oh my gosh. Serious. Yeah, he said
you took the clock in to get a praise and
(10:14):
he's worth a lot of money. Wanted to tell you
that we broke Oh my god. The Jewel Show on demand.
I think the countdown should go Christian Victoria Bennett Bennett
Victoria Christian, Okay, can you remember that we gotta start
with six six, fine, four three two one. I think
(10:36):
we must wait. That sounded beautiful. Is the JYNN The
Jubil News Network for Friday, January twentieth, twenty twenty three.
This is JNN the Spirit Airlines of News Network. I'm
Jewel fresh. And speaking of airlines, they just did a
new study on airline bathrooms, so rest in peace to
(10:57):
whoever did that study. But new researchers have found that
Jet Blue has the best bathrooms to seat ratio among
all airlines, so you're more likely not to have to
wait in line if you're on a Jet Blue flight.
Alaska is second, So Jetburn Alaska are the top for
airline bathrooms and you being able to use them and
them being readily available. The worst airline, and he guesses
(11:21):
Southwest Yep, oh wow is the worst. Yeah, definitely. I've
flown with them a lot with Abby, and like I've
always thought, like God forbidded she were to ever have
like an accident, I needed to come in here and
clean her off. I'm gonna need four bathrooms. There's not
enough bread even turn around in here. Okay. I'm surprised
Spirit Airlines doesn't have a card swipe on there, and
you have to pay a hundred bucks every time you
want to use it. I'm surprised that even have bathrooms.
(11:42):
I'm surprised it just doesn't say bathroom on it. You
opened up in a flight attendant and they're sitting on
a seat and punch you in the face. Yes, the
JNN News Network, this edition of Jayann is sponsored by
Timmy's Nose Jobs. Sure, we operate out of the back alley,
in the back of a tattoo shop, and we don't
have any medical degrees, but here it's nose jobs. We
think degrees are for dummies. Yeah, and remember why I
(12:03):
spend a bunch on a new nose when you can
come to Timmy's Nose Jobs and get a new hawker
for just twelve bucks. Wod Timmy's no Jobs. I'm gonna
get a nose to it. Yeah. Anyway, let's send it
over to Minute for our next story. Hey, it's been it.
The rumors are true. Okay, So I'm the Jewel Show.
We catch cheaters every day. But you'll never believe how
Shikia call her ex boyfriend and famous football player Gerard
(12:23):
Pisque cheating. Apparently she found out because someone ate her
strawberry jam while she was out of town, and she
knows Gerard or neither of their two kids like jam,
so she figured that somebody was in the crib and
they felt comfortable enough to help themselves to her jam.
And she was right, and that's what you think. She
was more mad about her husband cheating or the woman
he was cheating with taking her jam. Depends on what
(12:44):
kind of jam it was. Yeah, it's definitely the jam, like, definitely,
were you cheating, but you have the nerve to take
my man and my dog day, my man's one thing,
my food, absolutely right, Definitely not both. So that's why
you don't know jam. And then I don't know what
(13:04):
the line would be after that, but oh, you know
the John don't line. Oh J that's my story. Don't
go jamming and other people's refrigerator that whoever she cheated with,
ohs or some more jam. Yeah, she can't give her
a new man, but she can't give her some new jam.
It ain't smuckers. It's probably some nice organic jam, yeah,
(13:28):
exotic like her. I had a friend who got cheated
on one time, and it was similar. I just remember
he was like yelling about it, you know, like to me,
he was met, he was upset, and he when he
was like ranting, he also said something because I guess
the dude like was drinking his milk, oh my gosh,
and he was like, drink my milk out my refrigerator.
I was like, that's hilarious. The fact the way you
(13:51):
said that was really funny, though, I'm sorry I had.
This is the JNN, the Jubil News Network. It's time
for another hot news story straight out of population. You
and Christian Gray snow, I'm on location in Nebraska where
I thought, honestly, nothing crazy ever happened there until now. Okay,
I've been proven wrong. According to CBS News, Nebraska state
(14:12):
troopers were led on a high speed chase through central Nebraska,
with speeds typing over one hundred miles an hour in
a pursuit that lasted around fifteen minutes. Okay, now, while
hotspeed chases are no unusual thing here in the States,
having a thirteen year old girl be the culprit is
that's right. The driver of the car going one hundred
miles an hour was a thirteen year old teenage girl,
and she was not alone. Accompanying her in the passenger
(14:33):
seat wasn't eleven year old boy one of her friends.
They were taken into custody. Cops found a firearm and
a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle. Listen, when
I was thirteen. I was sneaking to look at dirty
things on the internet. I wasn't like still in people's vehicles,
you know, so I don't even know what yeah. I mean.
On one hand, you want to go well way to
be a self starter and to go get her. Yeah right,
(14:54):
you're going to get the wrong failure channel that energy
another direction. I would also love to see the body
Camp footage of the when they're rolling up and they're like,
how old are you? They're like, get out of the car,
get your car, and then the thirteen year old let
me go out like, oh that's cute. A second. The
JNN the Jubil News Network. Listen to the j and
(15:16):
N this same time every single morning to get your
news fix and co gress sucause we just newsed you
up again. Oh yeah yeah. Where you can follow the
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Gray Snow the Jewel Show on Demand First day follow up.
(15:36):
Marshall is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's not getting a call back from
a date he went on with Clara Ummer or Clara.
I don't know how you say it. What is it? Marshall? Marshall,
tell us a little bit about your date with car
before you get into that though. How long has it
been since your date? It's been about two weeks? Two weeks, okay?
And how many times have you tried to reach out
(15:57):
to Clara in those two weeks? Honestly, it's I probably
reached it out to her going on well calls, maybe
about little five text messages, I admit, very much in
two weeks. I mean that's yeah, that's kind of pushing it,
but it's not. I don't know if it's too crazy,
(16:17):
you know, twenty twenty hindsight, I think so. But let
me just disclaimer, like I am super duper like interested
in her, Like it's been a very long time since
I felt like literally this eager to get to know
more about someone and honestly like take it further. Okay, Um,
what did you like about her so much? Um? Well,
(16:38):
first off, we really like hit it hit it off,
but she was incredibly like down the earth. Um, she's gorgeous. Um,
and you know it's kind of like the cherry on top.
I felt like she really like accepted me and all
my quirks. Um. Okay, so tell us a little bit
about the date. The date huh yeah, so we want
(17:01):
to ask throwing um first time both of us. So
that was kind of like, you know, it was an
awesome experience. Um, I lost, but you know that's okay. Uh.
She wasn't over zealous when she beat me. She laughed
a lot. I made her laugh. She made me laugh. Yeah,
(17:23):
you know. She even kind of offered to pay for
the food. So like afterwards after we want to have
to go eat. But I was like no, of course
I got this shit just like by and large, she
it was the most perfect day I've been on third day,
I was trying to find on my word it was perfect.
So it was perfect. What do you think happened? Why
is she not calling you back? Then? Okay? Well okay, yes,
(17:45):
So when I said all my quirk, I am quirky, Um,
I really am. UM. I don't know. I mean, I
felt like she was attracted to me. Um, but I
am kind of you know, tall and lanky and um,
I don't know, I fear that maybe that I'm not
in her league and maybe that's why she goes to me. Um,
(18:10):
this is me throwing arrows in the dark, right and
just trying to maybe pinpoint why she, you know, might
have goes to me only because like we really did,
or at least I failed, We really did hit it
off in like a major way. And so I'm just shy.
I'm I'm lost. I don't know why. Okay, Well, you
did say there was a lot of laughing on the date,
So I mean, if you're quirky, she could have been
(18:33):
laughing at you instead of with you. But I feel
like you might have known that. But yeah, thanks thanks
for that for the voter confidence. How quirky? What do
you What do you mean by quirky? Like, what is
a quirk? What something you say is one of your quirks?
Quirk is a fun word to say by them. Okay.
I did mention that I do enjoy dungeons, Dungeons and Dragons,
(18:57):
and I'm excited to even though i haven't played in
a very long time, but I'm excited to see the
upcoming movie that's coming out. Yeah, and I'm an avid reader. Um, yeah,
I like an anime Okay, Okay, and hopefully I don't
(19:19):
want to hopefully I don't want to say more, right
because I don't want to embarrass myself. All right, that's cool,
that's yeah, yeah, I mean I think that'd be cool
to go with someone who has interests like that, you know. Also,
we'll see what she thinks. Then we'll play a song
come back Caller, and then get here and then see
if we can figure out why she's not calling you
back and get your first date follow up. Okay, thank
you please? Yeah, man, we'll do it next right in
(19:41):
the middle of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Marshall is on the phone and Marshall
is getting ghosted by Clara and we're about to call her.
They ended up going out acts throwing, which is a
fun date. He said that he thought they had a
great time, one of the best dates he's ever been on.
And the only reason you can think he's not getting
a callback is because he's a quirky kind of dude,
and maybe he worked her out a little bit. Maybe
he was too quirky for yah, working me out, Marshall,
(20:05):
that's the only thing you can think of. Maybe you
quorked her a little too much. Yeah, I've worked out
too much. But yeah, can you not say that please? Yeah,
I can definitely stop saying that. Anyway, Let's give her
a call right now. We're about to call her and
ask her and see if we get her on the phone,
and then ask her why she's not calling Marshall back
and see we can get him another date. Okay, Marshall,
(20:26):
here we go. Are you ready? Yes? I am? Thanks?
All right, let's do this. Hello, Hi, may speak to
Clara please. This is Clara. Hello, Clara, how are you?
(20:46):
This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and this is Victoria from that same show. This has
Bennet from the same show, and Christian Grace not from
the same show. I'm the last one. Wow, how's it going?
Let's go it on? Well, what's going on is one
of our listeners actually emailed us and asked if we
(21:06):
could get you on the phone. Oh okay, And the
reason being is we do a segment on our show
where if you've been out on a date with someone
and you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
And we recently got an email from somebody you went
(21:27):
on a date with saying you're not calling him back.
Oh hm, any idea who might have email us? Yeah,
it's probably Marshall. Probably Marshall. It is Marshall. Marshall is
the guy who emailed us. Yes, he says, you guys
went out on a date. He said, he really really
liked you, but now you've been ghosting him. He doesn't
(21:50):
know why, so he asked if we could call you
and try to figure it out. Oh yeah, I mean,
that's kind of said. Yeah, it's just I mean he's
cut and stuff. I just, um, I don't know. I've
I've been crazy, my busy, So that sounds like that's
(22:14):
not really the reason though the way you said that,
is it just because you're busy? No, No, actually I
actually kind of liked his like funny little quirkiness. It's
kind of like cool now, so, um, I mean I
thought it was cool. But honestly, it's just been the
busiest at my work. I work at a bar, and
(22:35):
like we've had some people who left and it's been
like double and chancious for me, and dating has been
like the bottom of my list of priorities right now.
So did you see his text messages? He said? He
texted you five times. Yeah, I haven't honestly been answering
like anybody's texted, just been like look at phone, Uh
(22:58):
not work, Okay, go to bed, get back, take a shower,
go again. Like it's just been crazy. No I feel that. Yeah,
I feel like that's fair. But also it's a little high,
little little response. Maybe I'm too busy. Yeah, I mean
our date was totally original, we went back stra it
was fun. I've just I've been slammed. It worked, and
(23:19):
I've been not able to do Nope, she's lying, guys lying?
Oh what was that? Oh that's Marshall. He's actually on
the other line listening and wants to talk to you,
and I guess couldn't wait. What did you say, Marshall?
I said that she was lying? Okay about what about that?
(23:42):
She had a good time, about that she works a lot,
about everything that she said? Pretty much? Okay, face right?
How do you know that Clara is lying? Marshall? That's
really weird. What why would you think that I'm lying? Like, well,
since you as I have been at the bar you
(24:02):
work at every single night since our date, and I
have not seen you working. Oh wait, maybe she lot
about where she worked because she knew you were going
to becoming increatment. Um, Marshall, what are you talking about.
I've been working, literally doubled every day, like we've been
short stuff. I didn't see you to be anywhere. Well,
(24:24):
the only work you've probably been been doing is working
on your story, and I don't know, working with going
out with other guys on dates and going acting and
stuff like that, because you haven't been working. Um okay,
I don't understand why you're saying that, like that's just
weird because I have been working. Oh well, that's funny
(24:46):
that you say that as well, because I talked to
your manager Mike, and I said, is Claria working today?
Or she working tomorrow? Or she working that she worked yesterday?
And I got a resounding note. So, Marshall, I don't
have a manager named Mike, What the hell are you
(25:07):
talking about? You know, Mike, the guy that wears the
tight pants and boots as the weird mustache. One ear ring, Mike,
not one ear ring? And then I asked them, it's
Claria working anytime soon? Is she working today? Is she
working tomorrow? Nothing? Mike said, No, That's what I'm talking about.
(25:32):
I do not have a manager named Mike Marshall. Um,
are you sure you went to say that again? What
was it? A? Call it again? I work at a
place called oh wow? Uh? All right, Well, first off,
(25:53):
I'm sorry, I'm sor right. I apologize for what I
to the wrong bar, what embarrassing? In my defense, it
is very similar in name. It's called its claim close
(26:14):
enough that manager is probably like, yeah, no, definitely, there's
no Clara on on our schedule because one doesn't work here.
Probably yeah, okay, yeah, that that definitely explains. It looks
that he was given me no, um man, Clara, would
you like to call with Marshall again? On another date?
We'll pay for it. I know you're busy, but whenever
(26:35):
you're free, would you like to call with Marshall again? Oh?
I'm kind of impressed with the effort he went through
to try to find me. So what wasn't beyond wow? What? Really?
No way? That's yeah, why not? Marshall doesn't strike me
as like a ski He strikes me as a quirkster.
(26:55):
It's quirky, quirky remember no, awesome, Yes, thank you, that
is best news. This week has been made awesome. I
can't wait. Hey, so disclaimer. Uh, you know, I just
I did all that because again, I was so into you.
(27:17):
I am into you, and you know, hey, I'm a
quirky guy. Just me seeing quirky. Soa hey, on second thought,
I think we should go to the bar that I
went to, right, just because they like ironic and funny
and yeah, I think it makes sense here The Jewil
(27:41):
Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
It's The Jewils Show and you texted us in four
one h six one you have a dirty little secret,
so we're calling you back to ask what your dirty
(28:03):
little secret is? High good morning? Hey, oh hey yeah,
oh wow, okay, um, I wasn't actually expecting a call back.
Well nobody ever is you should have more fight than yeah.
Do you have time to tell us your dirty little
secret right now? I do? Yes, all right, so let's
do it. Then? What's your dirty little secret? So? I'm
a tattoo artist. I've been tattooing for quite a few
(28:26):
years now, and my dirty little secret is that I
actually pretty recently gave my client the wrong tattoo. Wow wow, yeah,
So what had happened was she wanted a rose behind
her ear, so I placed the sencil all that good stuff,
(28:51):
you know, showed it to her in the mirror. She
said it looked great. But somehow between the time that
she was like showing me her reference and the time
that I sketched it up and placed the sencil, I
just like completely zoned out and did a sunflower instead
of a rose. And I guess she didn't notice when
(29:13):
I showed her the sencil. Yeah, I don't know. Like
I gave her the mirror, she looked, you know, like
compared and all that good stuff. She's like, oh, yeah,
this looks great. So she looked like pretty quick when
for the placement. Um. But yeah, So then I went
through and I did the whole tattoo, and I was like,
(29:34):
all right, we're done. And then I like peeked over
at my tablet that I had, you know, sitting across
the room that I had originally had as her reference
for what she sent me, and I saw my tablet
that it was a rose and sun instead of a sunflower.
So then I was like, I just I kind of
(29:59):
tried to play it huff um because this has literally
never happened to me before. And I gave her the
mirror and I was like, all right, we're done, and she,
you know, got a good look at it, and she
freaked out a little bit and she's like, what this
This isn't a rose? And I was like, what do
you mean? I was trying so hard to like play
(30:25):
it off, and I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
I somehow thought we were doing a sunflower and she
was freaking out. Yeah, dude, I was lying through my
teeth trying to save my but I'm not gonna lie, um,
because like I just started at this new tattoo establishment.
(30:45):
Also I'm like new to the area and I'm like
and it's like one of my first clients that I've
done in this shop. So she was freaking out. But
after a couple of minutes she was like, you know
what is kind of cute. I'm not gonna lie so
that I'm like wipe and sweat off my brow life.
But I did. She did. I did feel like really
(31:09):
bad obviously that I didn't give her what she originally wanted.
So right, yeah, yeah, exactly, it was just artistic interpretation.
She already gave you the okay when you put like
the little stencil thing down, she gave you that exactly,
(31:29):
so like I was like, listen, Besty, Like, it's not
my fault if you didn't like check the stencil, you
know thoroughly enough. Yeah, yeah I did. I did feel bad.
So I may or may not have offered to like
give her a couple palm sized tattoos on my dollar,
(31:51):
like at my house so she would like keep it
on the download. I'm not trying to get fired from
this tattoo place. And no matter what she's uses, you're
putting sunflowers. You're just giving her some more sunflower. It's
gonna be a sunflower field before absolutely, it's gonna be
a whole bouquet. Well, thank you for telling us your
(32:12):
dirty little secret. Thank you. Yeah, the Jewels Show on demand,
Are you guys going to talk about Tupac's still being alive?
It's a Jewels show. That's a text we just got
in at four one oh six one. He is alive,
but we don't know anything about him yet. But a
person who went missing twenty six years ago, who was
making headlines all over the place might be alive and
(32:34):
might be living in Costa Rica. Okay, if you haven't
seen the news, it's going viral. Carol Baskin from The
Tiger King, the Netflix series that took over the entire
universe when everybody was locked up during COVID. Yes, it
was everybody was obsessed with. Yeah, it was. It was
like the first thing everybody was obsessed with just a
(32:54):
few years ago. Well, everybody thinks that Carol Baskin killed
her ex husband, right, she fed into the tigers. Carol Baskin, though,
says that that dude fled the country to Costa Rica.
She's been saying it the whole time, so it's been
going viral. Everybody's like, oh man, he's still alive, because
there's a picture of some documents that the FBI has
that say that he's alive and well and living in
(33:15):
Costa Rica. Okay, they did a Tiger King too, and
Carol Baskin said, he's in Costa Rica. I didn't feed
him to the tigers. The FBI knows it, and they
have documentation and they know where he's at. Please, FBI,
would you tell everybody where my ex husband is so
nobody makes fun of me for feeding him to tigers anymore.
They haven't done that, and apparently the clip that's going
(33:35):
viral on the internet that's from a couple of years
ago of her talking about it. So there's no proof
that he's still alive in Costa Rica. But it is
a conspiracy theory that a lot of people believe. So
we're asking the question, what is a conspiracy theory that
you believe? Call us up right now? Eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. What is a conspiracy theory that
you actually believe. I've been waiting for us to do
(33:58):
this bad sir. Yeah, there's one that you believe. Yes, okay,
I believe the Titanic never sank. What is that a
conspiracy theory that? Yeah, it's out there, is at the
bottom of the ocean, like right now? Yeah, so wouldn't you.
I don't believe that it is. What about the lady
that dropped the necklace and the ocean at the Yeah, yeah,
it's a James Camera movie called Titanic that is not
(34:20):
real life. I was just about to say that I
watched the reality show that they had in the theaters
called Titanic exactly. That was a movie. What there is
a ship at the bottom of the ocean, okay, and
it is sank? Okay? And it is pretty close to
the Titanic, but it is not the Titanic. So the
conspiracy theory on the Titanic is it never sank, Yes,
(34:43):
it flew away. No, here you go, it's actually the Olympic.
At the bottom of the ocean, there were two ships.
There was Titanic and there was the Olympic. They were
identical except for two things, the shape of the windows
at the front and the number of portholes on the side.
The ship at the bottom of the ocean has the
wrong number of holes to be the Titanic because I
heard crashed in at the side of it or window.
(35:06):
That's just the middle part they got messed up. We
can still count the portholes, okay. Um. The theory goes
that it's actually an insurance scam. They actually slapped the
word Titanic on the Olympic ships sent it out to
die in the ocean because the Olympic was going to
cost too much money to fix. The ships were identical
except for those two little window shape things, and so
when you look at the pictures at the bottom of
(35:27):
the ocean, huh, it is not the Titanic. The idea
is that the Titanic continued on as the Olympic. So
it wasn't the Titanic that sank, it was sank on purpose,
and it was the Olympic. And it's one of the
only conspiracy theories I believe. The only person who's going
to have a problem with this conspiracy theory is Celine Dion,
who made a ton of royalties from the Titanic, and
she's gonna she's asking you to politely stop one eight
(35:51):
three four three six one. What is a conspiracy theory
that you think is actually true, that you actually believe. Hey,
it's Benny. I have a long list in front of me.
Some of them I can believe. I believe all of them. Okay,
someone of the Titanic one, You're like, I'm not buying
that one. More facts, you know, I've never heard that one.
I made more facts about conspiracy there? All right, some
(36:14):
of the top ones you believe? Then? Minute? All right?
So Denver Airport is the Illuminati airport? Okay, oh yeah,
they say that like it's built on top of like
FBI headquarters. There's something along that line. There's like tunnels
underneath the tunnels. Lucifer the Bronco that's outside of there,
it's killed two people, the creative people creator. Yes, sorry,
(36:35):
aviation fun fact really quick. It is the most efficient
airport that exists well year because the FBI lives underneath
with Hello, but FBI under all the airports. I'm sick
of delays. I mean, when you're doing stuff with alien
DNA under an airport, you need thing to move. Hello,
who's underneath it? The FBI or the I mean they
(37:00):
are the same thing, Victoria. Wait what, I'm still confused.
If I'm being honest, You're supposed to be confused. That's
how they get away with it. What they do, it
doesn't make sense. And don't google it because they'll be
tracking your search record. So a new conspiracy that I
believe based on the questions that Victoria's asking about the
Denver Airport, which everybody knows the FBI and Jay Z
(37:22):
and Beyonce and aliens have tea there at noon every
single day. And now I'm starting to think you work
for the FBI a government plan. Honestly, I'm not mad
about being called a spy. It's exactly something, exactly. You're
always confused too, so it makes sense. Yeah, confused, get
back under the Denver Airport where you came from? Calls
(37:45):
up right now eight at eight three four they one
to sixth one one is conspiracy theory? You actually believe
your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes,
or is it it is to say it's a conspiracy theory?
Who knows? But I don't know. I'm like Victoria, I'm
confused over here on The Jewel Show on Demand
Then Jewel Show on demand. I would travel back to
two thousand and fifteen because I was a teenager then
and life was much more simple. It's the Jewel Show.
And that's a text message we just got in at
four one oh six one. It's time for America's most
exciting and favorite game show. It's not a game show
at all. It's just we find a question people are
talking about on the Internet, and then we ask you
(00:21):
and you get to call in and weigh in on
today's ridiculous Internet question. And that text message we got
in at four one oh six one, because the question
today is this, what year would you time travel to
and why? So call us up eight at eight three
four three one oh six one. Text in four one
oh six one. What year would you time travel to
if you could? And why? Victoria, I would time travel
to twenty thirty in hopes that, like, in ten years,
(00:43):
I have a little bit more of my life together. Wait, okay,
so you would get forward in time twenty thirty three, Okay,
ten years, yeah, matth you'd go forward to thank you? Sorry, okay, okay?
Call us eight at eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What year would you time travel to and why? If
you could time travel been it, I would go back
to nineteen ninety nine because just simpler times and no technology.
(01:06):
But specifically so I could go to Woodstock nineteen ninety nine,
because if you've ever seen the documentary it's called train Rap,
it shows how like what Stock was one of the
wildest music festivals ever. The original one was like in
the sixties, right, yeah, okay, and then they brought it
back in the nineties, and then they had to stop
it because it was wild and it ended with everything
(01:26):
in flames. But Limp Biscuit performed wow, and it looks
like it was the craziest before it's ever And I
would definitely love to go back and like, oh man,
enjoying your year and maybe time travel back in time
by mentioning Limp Biscus, Oh my god callus of eight
eight eight three three one six one text and four
one o six one Bryce, what year? What are your
(01:47):
time travel to? And why? I would go back sixty
five million years ago so I could see dinosaurs, because
that would be pretty awesome. That's what I was thinking too.
That was I'm having trouble deciding okay. Right, So I
was like, well, I would like to see dinosaurs. I
would like to write on a Bronto sources back, It's
always been a dream of mine. And then I would like,
I don't know how I would do this, but I
would build a shelf that is too high for a
(02:07):
t rex to grab something off of. And I would
like to laugh as they try to grab a can
off of a shelf with this tiny little you know,
you know why t rexes can do push ups? Right?
Why as their extinct? Right? You got me? He got
me too? Eight and eight three three one oh six
(02:27):
one text in four one oh six one. What year
would you time travel to n why Sean, Yeah, definitely
travel back in nineteen sixty nine. I would definitely get
up Woodstock that most epic cons are ever. Okay, so
you would go to the original Woodstock. Bennett would go
to the redone Woodstock in the nineties to see Limp Biscuit.
(02:47):
Who would you want to see at the Woodstock in
the sixties. Oh definitely Jimi Hendrix Man. There you go, Yeah,
calls up eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one o six one. If you could
time travel to any year, What year would you time
travel to and why? Christian, I have two, okay, so
number one is nineteen ninety four, because so there were
three years where Selena played the Houston Astrodome, and there's
(03:10):
footage from ninety three and ninety five. But the nineteen
ninety four concert that we've been taunted as Selena fans
for years that it's coming, it's coming, it's coming, They're
gonna drop the whole concert. They never have. I've been
waiting literally twenty years for it. So I would love
to go and see that concert itself. I would also
like to travel back to two thousand and nine, the
year before I graduated high school, because now looking back,
I realized there were a lot of guys that I
(03:31):
went to high school with I could have got down.
I just didn't realize I had the ability to make
it happen. So I would like to go back and
make it work with you. Three four three one six
one text in four one six one. If you could
travel in time, what year would you travel to and why? Hey, Grace, Yes,
what year would you travel to and why? I would
(03:52):
go to nineteen eighty five for Wembley's Stadium at Live aide, okay,
love to see pretty Mercury. I don't know. That was
like a worldwide concert that they had live aid back
in I guess it was you said eighty five, right,
was back in the late eighties, early nineties. I can't
remember the exact year, but it was. It was it
eighty five? Yeah, okay, yeah, it was like a huge
(04:14):
world concert that they did. Thank you for your call,
Grace eight eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one six one. If you could travel
in time, what year would you go to? And why?
Somebody texted in a four one to six one It
said I would go to nineteen seventy three, and then
I wouldn't give my virginity to that jerk. But a
lot of people on the text message board and calling
(04:34):
in would go see a concert today? I always wanted
to see, That's what I was thinking. Yeah, well, free
answer Victoria, who would you go back in time to see?
It's gonna be like a week ago, But who would
you go back in time to see them? There was
one concert that I constantly watched, like on YouTube, and
it's the Goo Goo Dolls singing Iris, and it just
looks like the most fun, it's raining. Everyone looks like
(04:55):
they're having a great time. That's when I would go back. Okay,
I show another year call us eight eight three four
three one o six one t standing at four one
oh six one. I don't know exactly what year, but
I can take a suitcase and I would go back
to right when the first humans were here walking around right,
but like after they were already over, you know, hitting
everything that they didn't understand over the head with a
rock so that I could talk to them, and I
(05:17):
would bring a magic kid with me, and then I
would be the Lord and Savior because they would be
like what this guy wall? That's crazy? And then I
would have a lighter for fire. Dude. I would run
this place for a while and then I would change everything. Yeah,
I would be definitely the Jewil Show on demand. It's
(05:38):
another Jewbil phone frame mornings Onwenties. Hello, Hey is this Melissa?
It is? How are you good? How are you? My
name is Pete Egans. I'm calling from antique market and
(05:59):
I am calling you back about the Grandfather clock that
you took in your to get appraised. Oh nice, did
you get to appraise it? We'll tell me a little
bit about it. Um, I do you know we are
we do have a price, and I think you're going
to be very happy with it. Okay, okay, well I'll
tell you about it. It is my grandfather's grandfather clock.
(06:22):
Grandfather and father clock, isn't it? Isn't it? I know,
I know. Just put it next to god? Oh my gosh?
Is that? Hello? Mary? Was that the clock? Yeah? I'm sorry.
Did you give me just one? Can give us this one?
(06:43):
So I gotta check on something just real quick. Mary.
That what uh? What was is that the was that
the hey? Was that the clock? That's? Oh? Oh my gosh,
Oh my gosh. Please don't let it be the clock.
Why are you dropping it? Barry? To just leave it alone?
(07:03):
Leave it? Oh my, Meliss, are you there? Sorry, I'm here,
I'm here. I'm just gonna put you. I'm just gonna
put Yeah. I'm so sorry. I'm there's a little thing
that just happened here. I gotta go check on some rope.
I'm just gonna put you on hold real quick, okay.
I just told just one second, one second, okay, Barry,
She's on hold. Yeah, what happened with the clock? I
(07:25):
dropped that clock? Down the stairs. I didn't mean to.
I told someone. Hell how many times dropping all of them?
Every single stair, every stair? How did you drop that a?
Do you know how much that clock was worse? No,
that's not my job. I just know that it's not
your job. I've got the lady on the phone. She's
on hold right now, and I was gonna give her
(07:45):
the appraisal. We'll glue it, glue it back together. Oh yeah,
that's a good idea. We'll put it back. We'll glue
it back together, and we won't tell her. Okay, Hello,
Melissa Speede Aakins, I'm back with Yeah, sorry about that. Yeah, no,
I just heard a loud crash. Yeah yeah, yeah. Barry
one of our guys here. He's moving some stuff around
(08:07):
in the office, just some desks and stuff, no big um.
I thought maybe he dropped something, and I was hoping
it wasn't your clock because his butt was going to
be on a string if it was, right. So anyway,
I talked to him, Yeah, it was just a desk
or something like that. So your clock A okay, listen,
you jerk. You didn't put me on hold? Well, yes
I did. What do you mean I put you on
(08:29):
hold your second lard what I heard? What did you?
I don't understand me. I think we have a miscommunication here.
You heard what you heard? I just told you that
your clock is gonna be a okay, okay, Barry, good
to go, good to go, Your clock's good go. Yeah.
I don't no, no, no, I'm not going to accept
that as a response. Okay, I know what because I
(08:49):
heard it all down the depth, and I heard you
guys were going to super blue it. You didn't trust hold.
I heard everything that you said. So you're lying. You're
a liar. You and barrass are both liar. All right, Melissa, Melissa,
you got me yep. I thought I could make it
better there, um, so yeah, we can glue it back
together for you. Gosh, would you like it? Glue back together?
(09:10):
Because you know, if I go back together epoxy's glue
or lock tight, the best glue in the world, crazy
glue will never recover the memories and nostalgia of that clock.
And besides, nobody is going to pay any money for
a clock that's been glued together. It's antique wood. Nobody's
(09:33):
going to pay any money for something like that. Is
very good point. Well, you know what, We'll buy it
off you for fifty bucks. How about that? Does that
make it better? Listen, I'm I can't even talk about
this right now. You've got me completely flustered. Your line
to me, I'm gonna have my husband come down there
and take you all the way back to next Tuesday,
(09:54):
last Tuesday, and they're on Are you talking about your husband? John?
He's already here. He's hanging out with us right now.
He's super God, No he's not. But this is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank on
you and your husband. John set you up. What, Yeah,
it's a joke. Oh my gosh. Serious. Yeah, he said
you took the clock in to get a praise and
(10:14):
he's worth a lot of money. Wanted to tell you
that we broke Oh my god. The Jewel Show on demand.
I think the countdown should go Christian Victoria Bennett Bennett
Victoria Christian, Okay, can you remember that we gotta start
with six six, fine, four three two one. I think
(10:36):
we must wait. That sounded beautiful. Is the JYNN The
Jubil News Network for Friday, January twentieth, twenty twenty three.
This is JNN the Spirit Airlines of News Network. I'm
Jewel fresh. And speaking of airlines, they just did a
new study on airline bathrooms, so rest in peace to
(10:57):
whoever did that study. But new researchers have found that
Jet Blue has the best bathrooms to seat ratio among
all airlines, so you're more likely not to have to
wait in line if you're on a Jet Blue flight.
Alaska is second, So Jetburn Alaska are the top for
airline bathrooms and you being able to use them and
them being readily available. The worst airline, and he guesses
(11:21):
Southwest Yep, oh wow is the worst. Yeah, definitely. I've
flown with them a lot with Abby, and like I've
always thought, like God forbidded she were to ever have
like an accident, I needed to come in here and
clean her off. I'm gonna need four bathrooms. There's not
enough bread even turn around in here. Okay. I'm surprised
Spirit Airlines doesn't have a card swipe on there, and
you have to pay a hundred bucks every time you
want to use it. I'm surprised that even have bathrooms.
(11:42):
I'm surprised it just doesn't say bathroom on it. You
opened up in a flight attendant and they're sitting on
a seat and punch you in the face. Yes, the
JNN News Network, this edition of Jayann is sponsored by
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get a nose to it. Yeah. Anyway, let's send it
over to Minute for our next story. Hey, it's been it.
The rumors are true. Okay, So I'm the Jewel Show.
We catch cheaters every day. But you'll never believe how
Shikia call her ex boyfriend and famous football player Gerard
(12:23):
Pisque cheating. Apparently she found out because someone ate her
strawberry jam while she was out of town, and she
knows Gerard or neither of their two kids like jam,
so she figured that somebody was in the crib and
they felt comfortable enough to help themselves to her jam.
And she was right, and that's what you think. She
was more mad about her husband cheating or the woman
he was cheating with taking her jam. Depends on what
(12:44):
kind of jam it was. Yeah, it's definitely the jam, like, definitely,
were you cheating, but you have the nerve to take
my man and my dog day, my man's one thing,
my food, absolutely right, Definitely not both. So that's why
you don't know jam. And then I don't know what
(13:04):
the line would be after that, but oh, you know
the John don't line. Oh J that's my story. Don't
go jamming and other people's refrigerator that whoever she cheated with,
ohs or some more jam. Yeah, she can't give her
a new man, but she can't give her some new jam.
It ain't smuckers. It's probably some nice organic jam, yeah,
(13:28):
exotic like her. I had a friend who got cheated
on one time, and it was similar. I just remember
he was like yelling about it, you know, like to me,
he was met, he was upset, and he when he
was like ranting, he also said something because I guess
the dude like was drinking his milk, oh my gosh,
and he was like, drink my milk out my refrigerator.
I was like, that's hilarious. The fact the way you
(13:51):
said that was really funny, though, I'm sorry I had.
This is the JNN, the Jubil News Network. It's time
for another hot news story straight out of population. You
and Christian Gray snow, I'm on location in Nebraska where
I thought, honestly, nothing crazy ever happened there until now. Okay,
I've been proven wrong. According to CBS News, Nebraska state
(14:12):
troopers were led on a high speed chase through central Nebraska,
with speeds typing over one hundred miles an hour in
a pursuit that lasted around fifteen minutes. Okay, now, while
hotspeed chases are no unusual thing here in the States,
having a thirteen year old girl be the culprit is
that's right. The driver of the car going one hundred
miles an hour was a thirteen year old teenage girl,
and she was not alone. Accompanying her in the passenger
(14:33):
seat wasn't eleven year old boy one of her friends.
They were taken into custody. Cops found a firearm and
a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle. Listen, when
I was thirteen. I was sneaking to look at dirty
things on the internet. I wasn't like still in people's vehicles,
you know, so I don't even know what yeah. I mean.
On one hand, you want to go well way to
be a self starter and to go get her. Yeah right,
(14:54):
you're going to get the wrong failure channel that energy
another direction. I would also love to see the body
Camp footage of the when they're rolling up and they're like,
how old are you? They're like, get out of the car,
get your car, and then the thirteen year old let
me go out like, oh that's cute. A second. The
JNN the Jubil News Network. Listen to the j and
(15:16):
N this same time every single morning to get your
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Gray Snow the Jewel Show on Demand First day follow up.
(15:36):
Marshall is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's not getting a call back from
a date he went on with Clara Ummer or Clara.
I don't know how you say it. What is it? Marshall? Marshall,
tell us a little bit about your date with car
before you get into that though. How long has it
been since your date? It's been about two weeks? Two weeks, okay?
And how many times have you tried to reach out
(15:57):
to Clara in those two weeks? Honestly, it's I probably
reached it out to her going on well calls, maybe
about little five text messages, I admit, very much in
two weeks. I mean that's yeah, that's kind of pushing it,
but it's not. I don't know if it's too crazy,
(16:17):
you know, twenty twenty hindsight, I think so. But let
me just disclaimer, like I am super duper like interested
in her, Like it's been a very long time since
I felt like literally this eager to get to know
more about someone and honestly like take it further. Okay, Um,
what did you like about her so much? Um? Well,
(16:38):
first off, we really like hit it hit it off,
but she was incredibly like down the earth. Um, she's gorgeous. Um,
and you know it's kind of like the cherry on top.
I felt like she really like accepted me and all
my quirks. Um. Okay, so tell us a little bit
about the date. The date huh yeah, so we want
(17:01):
to ask throwing um first time both of us. So
that was kind of like, you know, it was an
awesome experience. Um, I lost, but you know that's okay. Uh.
She wasn't over zealous when she beat me. She laughed
a lot. I made her laugh. She made me laugh. Yeah,
(17:23):
you know. She even kind of offered to pay for
the food. So like afterwards after we want to have
to go eat. But I was like no, of course
I got this shit just like by and large, she
it was the most perfect day I've been on third day,
I was trying to find on my word it was perfect.
So it was perfect. What do you think happened? Why
is she not calling you back? Then? Okay? Well okay, yes,
(17:45):
So when I said all my quirk, I am quirky, Um,
I really am. UM. I don't know. I mean, I
felt like she was attracted to me. Um, but I
am kind of you know, tall and lanky and um,
I don't know, I fear that maybe that I'm not
in her league and maybe that's why she goes to me. Um,
(18:10):
this is me throwing arrows in the dark, right and
just trying to maybe pinpoint why she, you know, might
have goes to me only because like we really did,
or at least I failed, We really did hit it
off in like a major way. And so I'm just shy.
I'm I'm lost. I don't know why. Okay, Well, you
did say there was a lot of laughing on the date,
So I mean, if you're quirky, she could have been
(18:33):
laughing at you instead of with you. But I feel
like you might have known that. But yeah, thanks thanks
for that for the voter confidence. How quirky? What do
you What do you mean by quirky? Like, what is
a quirk? What something you say is one of your quirks?
Quirk is a fun word to say by them. Okay.
I did mention that I do enjoy dungeons, Dungeons and Dragons,
(18:57):
and I'm excited to even though i haven't played in
a very long time, but I'm excited to see the
upcoming movie that's coming out. Yeah, and I'm an avid reader. Um, yeah,
I like an anime Okay, Okay, and hopefully I don't
(19:19):
want to hopefully I don't want to say more, right
because I don't want to embarrass myself. All right, that's cool,
that's yeah, yeah, I mean I think that'd be cool
to go with someone who has interests like that, you know. Also,
we'll see what she thinks. Then we'll play a song
come back Caller, and then get here and then see
if we can figure out why she's not calling you
back and get your first date follow up. Okay, thank
you please? Yeah, man, we'll do it next right in
(19:41):
the middle of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Marshall is on the phone and Marshall
is getting ghosted by Clara and we're about to call her.
They ended up going out acts throwing, which is a
fun date. He said that he thought they had a
great time, one of the best dates he's ever been on.
And the only reason you can think he's not getting
a callback is because he's a quirky kind of dude,
and maybe he worked her out a little bit. Maybe
he was too quirky for yah, working me out, Marshall,
(20:05):
that's the only thing you can think of. Maybe you
quorked her a little too much. Yeah, I've worked out
too much. But yeah, can you not say that please? Yeah,
I can definitely stop saying that. Anyway, Let's give her
a call right now. We're about to call her and
ask her and see if we get her on the phone,
and then ask her why she's not calling Marshall back
and see we can get him another date. Okay, Marshall,
(20:26):
here we go. Are you ready? Yes? I am? Thanks?
All right, let's do this. Hello, Hi, may speak to
Clara please. This is Clara. Hello, Clara, how are you?
(20:46):
This is Jewel from the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and this is Victoria from that same show. This has
Bennet from the same show, and Christian Grace not from
the same show. I'm the last one. Wow, how's it going?
Let's go it on? Well, what's going on is one
of our listeners actually emailed us and asked if we
(21:06):
could get you on the phone. Oh okay, And the
reason being is we do a segment on our show
where if you've been out on a date with someone
and you end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask what happened.
And we recently got an email from somebody you went
(21:27):
on a date with saying you're not calling him back.
Oh hm, any idea who might have email us? Yeah,
it's probably Marshall. Probably Marshall. It is Marshall. Marshall is
the guy who emailed us. Yes, he says, you guys
went out on a date. He said, he really really
liked you, but now you've been ghosting him. He doesn't
(21:50):
know why, so he asked if we could call you
and try to figure it out. Oh yeah, I mean,
that's kind of said. Yeah, it's just I mean he's
cut and stuff. I just, um, I don't know. I've
I've been crazy, my busy, So that sounds like that's
(22:14):
not really the reason though the way you said that,
is it just because you're busy? No, No, actually I
actually kind of liked his like funny little quirkiness. It's
kind of like cool now, so, um, I mean I
thought it was cool. But honestly, it's just been the
busiest at my work. I work at a bar, and
(22:35):
like we've had some people who left and it's been
like double and chancious for me, and dating has been
like the bottom of my list of priorities right now.
So did you see his text messages? He said? He
texted you five times. Yeah, I haven't honestly been answering
like anybody's texted, just been like look at phone, Uh
(22:58):
not work, Okay, go to bed, get back, take a shower,
go again. Like it's just been crazy. No I feel that. Yeah,
I feel like that's fair. But also it's a little high,
little little response. Maybe I'm too busy. Yeah, I mean
our date was totally original, we went back stra it
was fun. I've just I've been slammed. It worked, and
(23:19):
I've been not able to do Nope, she's lying, guys lying?
Oh what was that? Oh that's Marshall. He's actually on
the other line listening and wants to talk to you,
and I guess couldn't wait. What did you say, Marshall?
I said that she was lying? Okay about what about that?
(23:42):
She had a good time, about that she works a lot,
about everything that she said? Pretty much? Okay, face right?
How do you know that Clara is lying? Marshall? That's
really weird. What why would you think that I'm lying? Like, well,
since you as I have been at the bar you
(24:02):
work at every single night since our date, and I
have not seen you working. Oh wait, maybe she lot
about where she worked because she knew you were going
to becoming increatment. Um, Marshall, what are you talking about.
I've been working, literally doubled every day, like we've been
short stuff. I didn't see you to be anywhere. Well,
(24:24):
the only work you've probably been been doing is working
on your story, and I don't know, working with going
out with other guys on dates and going acting and
stuff like that, because you haven't been working. Um okay,
I don't understand why you're saying that, like that's just
weird because I have been working. Oh well, that's funny
(24:46):
that you say that as well, because I talked to
your manager Mike, and I said, is Claria working today?
Or she working tomorrow? Or she working that she worked yesterday?
And I got a resounding note. So, Marshall, I don't
have a manager named Mike, What the hell are you
(25:07):
talking about? You know, Mike, the guy that wears the
tight pants and boots as the weird mustache. One ear ring, Mike,
not one ear ring? And then I asked them, it's
Claria working anytime soon? Is she working today? Is she
working tomorrow? Nothing? Mike said, No, That's what I'm talking about.
(25:32):
I do not have a manager named Mike Marshall. Um,
are you sure you went to say that again? What
was it? A? Call it again? I work at a
place called oh wow? Uh? All right, Well, first off,
(25:53):
I'm sorry, I'm sor right. I apologize for what I
to the wrong bar, what embarrassing? In my defense, it
is very similar in name. It's called its claim close
(26:14):
enough that manager is probably like, yeah, no, definitely, there's
no Clara on on our schedule because one doesn't work here.
Probably yeah, okay, yeah, that that definitely explains. It looks
that he was given me no, um man, Clara, would
you like to call with Marshall again? On another date?
We'll pay for it. I know you're busy, but whenever
(26:35):
you're free, would you like to call with Marshall again? Oh?
I'm kind of impressed with the effort he went through
to try to find me. So what wasn't beyond wow? What? Really?
No way? That's yeah, why not? Marshall doesn't strike me
as like a ski He strikes me as a quirkster.
(26:55):
It's quirky, quirky remember no, awesome, Yes, thank you, that
is best news. This week has been made awesome. I
can't wait. Hey, so disclaimer. Uh, you know, I just
I did all that because again, I was so into you.
(27:17):
I am into you, and you know, hey, I'm a
quirky guy. Just me seeing quirky. Soa hey, on second thought,
I think we should go to the bar that I
went to, right, just because they like ironic and funny
and yeah, I think it makes sense here The Jewil
(27:41):
Show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
It's The Jewils Show and you texted us in four
one h six one you have a dirty little secret,
so we're calling you back to ask what your dirty
(28:03):
little secret is? High good morning? Hey, oh hey yeah,
oh wow, okay, um, I wasn't actually expecting a call back.
Well nobody ever is you should have more fight than yeah.
Do you have time to tell us your dirty little
secret right now? I do? Yes, all right, so let's
do it. Then? What's your dirty little secret? So? I'm
a tattoo artist. I've been tattooing for quite a few
(28:26):
years now, and my dirty little secret is that I
actually pretty recently gave my client the wrong tattoo. Wow wow, yeah,
So what had happened was she wanted a rose behind
her ear, so I placed the sencil all that good stuff,
(28:51):
you know, showed it to her in the mirror. She
said it looked great. But somehow between the time that
she was like showing me her reference and the time
that I sketched it up and placed the sencil, I
just like completely zoned out and did a sunflower instead
of a rose. And I guess she didn't notice when
(29:13):
I showed her the sencil. Yeah, I don't know. Like
I gave her the mirror, she looked, you know, like
compared and all that good stuff. She's like, oh, yeah,
this looks great. So she looked like pretty quick when
for the placement. Um. But yeah, So then I went
through and I did the whole tattoo, and I was like,
(29:34):
all right, we're done. And then I like peeked over
at my tablet that I had, you know, sitting across
the room that I had originally had as her reference
for what she sent me, and I saw my tablet
that it was a rose and sun instead of a sunflower.
So then I was like, I just I kind of
(29:59):
tried to play it huff um because this has literally
never happened to me before. And I gave her the
mirror and I was like, all right, we're done, and she,
you know, got a good look at it, and she
freaked out a little bit and she's like, what this
This isn't a rose? And I was like, what do
you mean? I was trying so hard to like play
(30:25):
it off, and I was like, oh, I'm so sorry.
I somehow thought we were doing a sunflower and she
was freaking out. Yeah, dude, I was lying through my
teeth trying to save my but I'm not gonna lie, um,
because like I just started at this new tattoo establishment.
(30:45):
Also I'm like new to the area and I'm like
and it's like one of my first clients that I've
done in this shop. So she was freaking out. But
after a couple of minutes she was like, you know
what is kind of cute. I'm not gonna lie so
that I'm like wipe and sweat off my brow life.
But I did. She did. I did feel like really
(31:09):
bad obviously that I didn't give her what she originally wanted.
So right, yeah, yeah, exactly, it was just artistic interpretation.
She already gave you the okay when you put like
the little stencil thing down, she gave you that exactly,
(31:29):
so like I was like, listen, Besty, Like, it's not
my fault if you didn't like check the stencil, you
know thoroughly enough. Yeah, yeah I did. I did feel bad.
So I may or may not have offered to like
give her a couple palm sized tattoos on my dollar,
(31:51):
like at my house so she would like keep it
on the download. I'm not trying to get fired from
this tattoo place. And no matter what she's uses, you're
putting sunflowers. You're just giving her some more sunflower. It's
gonna be a sunflower field before absolutely, it's gonna be
a whole bouquet. Well, thank you for telling us your
(32:12):
dirty little secret. Thank you. Yeah, the Jewels Show on demand,
Are you guys going to talk about Tupac's still being alive?
It's a Jewels show. That's a text we just got
in at four one oh six one. He is alive,
but we don't know anything about him yet. But a
person who went missing twenty six years ago, who was
making headlines all over the place might be alive and
(32:34):
might be living in Costa Rica. Okay, if you haven't
seen the news, it's going viral. Carol Baskin from The
Tiger King, the Netflix series that took over the entire
universe when everybody was locked up during COVID. Yes, it
was everybody was obsessed with. Yeah, it was. It was
like the first thing everybody was obsessed with just a
(32:54):
few years ago. Well, everybody thinks that Carol Baskin killed
her ex husband, right, she fed into the tigers. Carol Baskin, though,
says that that dude fled the country to Costa Rica.
She's been saying it the whole time, so it's been
going viral. Everybody's like, oh man, he's still alive, because
there's a picture of some documents that the FBI has
that say that he's alive and well and living in
(33:15):
Costa Rica. Okay, they did a Tiger King too, and
Carol Baskin said, he's in Costa Rica. I didn't feed
him to the tigers. The FBI knows it, and they
have documentation and they know where he's at. Please, FBI,
would you tell everybody where my ex husband is so
nobody makes fun of me for feeding him to tigers anymore.
They haven't done that, and apparently the clip that's going
(33:35):
viral on the internet that's from a couple of years
ago of her talking about it. So there's no proof
that he's still alive in Costa Rica. But it is
a conspiracy theory that a lot of people believe. So
we're asking the question, what is a conspiracy theory that
you believe? Call us up right now? Eight three four
three one six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. What is a conspiracy theory that
you actually believe. I've been waiting for us to do
(33:58):
this bad sir. Yeah, there's one that you believe. Yes, okay,
I believe the Titanic never sank. What is that a
conspiracy theory that? Yeah, it's out there, is at the
bottom of the ocean, like right now? Yeah, so wouldn't you.
I don't believe that it is. What about the lady
that dropped the necklace and the ocean at the Yeah, yeah,
it's a James Camera movie called Titanic that is not
(34:20):
real life. I was just about to say that I
watched the reality show that they had in the theaters
called Titanic exactly. That was a movie. What there is
a ship at the bottom of the ocean, okay, and
it is sank? Okay? And it is pretty close to
the Titanic, but it is not the Titanic. So the
conspiracy theory on the Titanic is it never sank, Yes,
(34:43):
it flew away. No, here you go, it's actually the Olympic.
At the bottom of the ocean, there were two ships.
There was Titanic and there was the Olympic. They were
identical except for two things, the shape of the windows
at the front and the number of portholes on the side.
The ship at the bottom of the ocean has the
wrong number of holes to be the Titanic because I
heard crashed in at the side of it or window.
(35:06):
That's just the middle part they got messed up. We
can still count the portholes, okay. Um. The theory goes
that it's actually an insurance scam. They actually slapped the
word Titanic on the Olympic ships sent it out to
die in the ocean because the Olympic was going to
cost too much money to fix. The ships were identical
except for those two little window shape things, and so
when you look at the pictures at the bottom of
(35:27):
the ocean, huh, it is not the Titanic. The idea
is that the Titanic continued on as the Olympic. So
it wasn't the Titanic that sank, it was sank on purpose,
and it was the Olympic. And it's one of the
only conspiracy theories I believe. The only person who's going
to have a problem with this conspiracy theory is Celine Dion,
who made a ton of royalties from the Titanic, and
she's gonna she's asking you to politely stop one eight
(35:51):
three four three six one. What is a conspiracy theory
that you think is actually true, that you actually believe. Hey,
it's Benny. I have a long list in front of me.
Some of them I can believe. I believe all of them. Okay,
someone of the Titanic one, You're like, I'm not buying
that one. More facts, you know, I've never heard that one.
I made more facts about conspiracy there? All right, some
(36:14):
of the top ones you believe? Then? Minute? All right?
So Denver Airport is the Illuminati airport? Okay, oh yeah,
they say that like it's built on top of like
FBI headquarters. There's something along that line. There's like tunnels
underneath the tunnels. Lucifer the Bronco that's outside of there,
it's killed two people, the creative people creator. Yes, sorry,
(36:35):
aviation fun fact really quick. It is the most efficient
airport that exists well year because the FBI lives underneath
with Hello, but FBI under all the airports. I'm sick
of delays. I mean, when you're doing stuff with alien
DNA under an airport, you need thing to move. Hello,
who's underneath it? The FBI or the I mean they
(37:00):
are the same thing, Victoria. Wait what, I'm still confused.
If I'm being honest, You're supposed to be confused. That's
how they get away with it. What they do, it
doesn't make sense. And don't google it because they'll be
tracking your search record. So a new conspiracy that I
believe based on the questions that Victoria's asking about the
Denver Airport, which everybody knows the FBI and Jay Z
(37:22):
and Beyonce and aliens have tea there at noon every
single day. And now I'm starting to think you work
for the FBI a government plan. Honestly, I'm not mad
about being called a spy. It's exactly something, exactly. You're
always confused too, so it makes sense. Yeah, confused, get
back under the Denver Airport where you came from? Calls
(37:45):
up right now eight at eight three four they one
to sixth one one is conspiracy theory? You actually believe
your phone prank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up in just a few minutes,
or is it it is to say it's a conspiracy theory?
Who knows? But I don't know. I'm like Victoria, I'm
confused over here on The Jewel Show on Demand
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