January 27, 2023 • 38 mins
How did this man survive floating in the Caribbean Ocean for 24 days?? That is the big question on everyones mind today, and find out the answers to that story and more in this epidose of The Jubal Show!
To end the week, The Jubal Show couldnt help but ask this Rediculous Internet Question for a second time, If being naked was the norm, What would be the worst job to have? In today's Phone Prank a girls bestfriend set her up becuase she is a cat sitter and luckly Jubal Fresh is in need of that for his fake cat that he does not have. Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on an unknown possible explosion that was found in Louisianna, there is a guy on the phone not getting a call back after one of the best dates of his life in this First Date Follow Up, there is a caller on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret that she has kept since she was a child, and in honor of National Florida Week we are looking up everyones birthdays and finding out what happend in Florida on those days!
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To end the week, The Jubal Show couldnt help but ask this Rediculous Internet Question for a second time, If being naked was the norm, What would be the worst job to have? In today's Phone Prank a girls bestfriend set her up becuase she is a cat sitter and luckly Jubal Fresh is in need of that for his fake cat that he does not have. Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on an unknown possible explosion that was found in Louisianna, there is a guy on the phone not getting a call back after one of the best dates of his life in this First Date Follow Up, there is a caller on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret that she has kept since she was a child, and in honor of National Florida Week we are looking up everyones birthdays and finding out what happend in Florida on those days!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubile show on demand. The worst job to have
naked would be a profession where you have to crawl
in crawl space. Is a professional crawl space? It would
be a horrible job to have naked. Call us up
eighty eight three four three one oh six one, text
in four one o six one. It's time for Ridiculous
Internet questions, where we ask you what people are talking
(00:20):
about on the dot com today. What is today's ridiculous
Internet question? It's a good one. The answers have been hilarious.
It's a question we've asked before on the show. Though,
if being naked was the norm, what would be the
worst job you could have? Call us right now eighty
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. Text your answer
(00:40):
in at four one oh six one. Jesselyn, good morning,
Good morning. What would be the worst naked job in
your opinion? I would say anything to do working with
young kids, your school teacher, because are brutally honored. One. Yeah,
(01:03):
because I remember in this fantasy world we've created, being
naked is the normal, so that's not a weird thing
to do in that world. But also kids are too
honest and they will point out every single naked flaw
that you have, tell you everything. Why do you have
a roadmap on your stomach? Those are stretch marks. You
just have to You spend your whole time as a
guy being like it's cold in here, that's why. Yeah,
(01:24):
call us up eighty eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one six one is ridiculous Internet questions,
and we're asking the question, what is the worst naked
job you could have? Hey, Bill, Bill, this is not Bill.
I was confused because it said Bill on the call screen.
(01:44):
You're thinking, what's the worst naked job you could have? Bill?
Being a lawyer? A lawyer, Oh, you're having to argue naked?
Arguing naked would be bad. I mean, you know you've
been in relationships. Have you ever been in a relationship
and have to argue, like when you're out of the
shower naked or something. It's always so awkward, Like would
be in the middle arguing. I'm like, I'm naked right now.
This is really weird. I'm wearing nothing. If you're arguing
(02:05):
in court too, I mean, sometimes they do take low
blows at each other, the lawyers, and you're gonna hear
a whole lot of truth about you're gonna trust the
guy that looks like that. Judge calls up eighty eight
three four three six one text and four one six one.
What would be the worst naked job to have, Tanner?
An electrician? Oh? Yeah, an electrician would be a tough
(02:29):
naked job. Yeah, I don't want to catch an art
clash down. Man. Are you trying to put the tester
thing in there that you guys use? Are you an electrician? Tanner? Yeah?
I actually am. Yeah, that little tester that you stick
in there and you grab something else down by your
tool belt if you're wearing a tool belt, take it
and then you try to test it with that that
could hurt or every electrician is a little bit of
(02:51):
naked electrical word, no idea. There's a dirty little secret
from the electrician world out there. You could charge for that.
On the same call us eighty eight three four three
one six one text in four one o six one.
What would be the worst profession you could have naked? Hey, Dennis, yep,
what's the worst naked job? So? I would say a
professional athlete of pretty much any pour un lets me
(03:13):
maybe track? Yeah, I couldn't imagine a Super Bowl with
these guys, but o, I'm imagining it now. I mean
they're athletes, so their bodies are good right, like they're
gonna But also if you're watching the Super Bowl and
the sounds, you know, the sounds of the pads hit,
(03:33):
but the sounds of like and the linemen and football
are huge, Like these guys are like four hundred pounds
and they got bellies and stuff, and it's the sound
of skin flapping together, smashing together instead of that would
be such a weird thing. Ru Yeah, thank you, call
us up eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one. What would be the
worst naked job? Victoria? I would say being I feel
(03:57):
like a cook somewhere at a fast food restaurant. Like
imagine if you get oil on something, There's nothing worse
than oil popping off the stoven. Here, being a fried
cooke naked would be terrible because of that. And then
also the jokes in the kitchen. They would constantly be
making small fry jokes or you know what I mean,
you get you would get ripped on so much in
the kitchen if you were a naked fry cook all
(04:18):
the time, call us up six one values that texting
four one six one, Hey Mason, Yeah, Hey, what's up?
What's the worst naked job? Mason being a beekeeper? Oh
(04:39):
my god, that would be a bad job unless you
get Yeah, but if you had a date that night,
you get stung in the right place, a little bit
of swelling. It's like, yeah, it's always like that, calling
us up one text ten four one o six one.
What would be the worst naked job? Hey, Garrett, what
do you think the wor snaked job is? Oh? Hands down,
(05:02):
it's got to be Santa Claus. Oh god, oh the chimney, Yeah,
scraping exactly, It's all right. Shot and he sits on
your couch and eats a cookie, like you're gonna have
a Santa's naked butt on your couch naked and the kids.
(05:23):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, it's TSG is this Megan?
This is Megan. I'm sorry, who are you? Yeah, I
know you're probably surprised that I didn't have an assistant
(05:44):
set it up. My assistant is off for the day,
so I'm calling myself making phone calls on my own.
It's TSG. I'm sorry, I don't know it TSG. I'm
Catherine's uncle, Theodore Sebastian Giles. I go by TSG. Oh, TGH,
that's TROI. Catherine informed me that you agreed to watch
Phineas for us while we're out on vacation next week,
(06:05):
and I really appreciate that. I wanted to call and
touch base with you a little bit about Phineas because
he's a finicky kitty. Oh yeah, they all. We do
have cameras in every room, nanny cameras, not in the bedrooms,
not in the bathrooms, but you will be I'm just
letting you know in case you want to those fingers
of yours get a little sticky. We do have a
lot of nice things around. Oh yeah, no, you don't
(06:28):
need to worry about that. I'm glad that you're telling
me you are a pet sitter. So I figure, you know,
one of our vases go missing, you think no big
deal to us, and you get a couple thousand dollars
for selling it on the black market or whatever you do.
And I just want to let you know that we
do have cameras. Oh of course. Yeah, no, I would
never I would never do that. Okay, great, So I
let's go over care for Phineas, my kitty. What don't
(06:49):
even know? Are there any like medical conditions I need
to know about. No, Phineas is as healthy as a racehorse,
but he's a kittie. We do have racehorses, though, you
won't be watching the people watching my cat. For sleeping arrangements,
Phineas has his own bedroom, Okay, Phineas will need you
to be sleeping in the same room. There is a
queen size bed, but we will make sure there's a
(07:11):
mat on the floor for you to sleep on. Wait,
so I'm the one sitting on the mat and Phineas.
How are you with waking up early? Um? I don't
have a problem looking up early. Okay, wonderful, Phineas gets
up at five forty five. It starts at five thirty,
and then he fully wakes up at about five forty five,
So you'll need to be up at five thirty rubbing
(07:32):
his little feet. I'm you're you're joking, right? I don't
know why that would be a joke. Sorry, Uh, okay,
sure I should warn you. Of course we didn't. He's
not declawed so you might get scratched up a bit
trying to give him a little bit of a rub.
He could be cranky in the morning. How I mean,
(07:53):
have you done yoga before? Have you ever done yoga before? Um? Yeah,
I love yoga, wonderful. How about pilates? Oh yeah, yeah,
I love plate So at five forty five, before he eats,
he gets his metabolism started by doing thirty minutes of
kitty yoga and thirty minutes of kitty pilates. So that's
sixty minutes of exercise and then he's allowed to eat,
(08:13):
and you'll be instructing. Of course, what is yates. It's pilates,
but a kitty doing it. I am not certified to.
Another thing about Phineas. Another thing about Phineas. He does
not go to the bathroom alone, so you'll have to
accompany him to the bathroom. But there is a little
box right next to the toilet. Oh okay, I'm sure
(08:33):
the little boxes for you, that is his bathroom. I'm sorry,
So you're saying that I had to use the box. Yes,
the toilet, the toilet is for the cat, the little
boxes for the for you. I I know what. I'm
at the point foot. I'm gonna say, no, Katy did
not tell me that her uncle is that touches. Oh,
(08:56):
that is funny. I've been called all kinds of names
by kings and queens and princes and oil airs, but
I've never been called a pretentious whatever you just said
by someone who before. That's hilarious to me to put
that in the next artib Anyway, Um, it sounds like
you're trying to drive a hard bargain, and I can
(09:17):
tell you that I'm game. How much more do you want?
So I'm gonna have a phone now, you have a
good day. I'm going to call Katie and tell her
that her uncle is up pretentious. Okay, well don't do that,
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels shot doing
a phone break on you and your friend. Katie set
you up. What she said that you pet sit So
she told you she has an uncle Ted who needed
(09:39):
you to watch his catch just so she could do
this phone call. Yeah you're not the uncle. No, I'm not.
So there's a there's no actual no, it's yeah, no,
it's all up. Yeah. Oh my god, I, oh my god,
Like I was so angry. The Jewel Show on Demand Victoria. Yes,
(10:04):
can you do a hand puppet? You know this hand
puppets sickle like that, like with your thumb and everything
for her hand. What would you name your hand puppet?
I don't know. I mean it's your hand puppet, Josh,
Josh Victoria's handpuppet. Josh is going to count down the
J and N today. Josh, take it away, Nice to
meet you. Go ahead on Victoria three. Josh sounds like Victoria.
(10:25):
That doesn't sound like Josh at all. I know Josh,
and that does not sound like Josh. Ree who one,
thanks Josh. That was that was Josh. Yeah, sound a
little tired, but anyway, This is J and N the
Jewel News Network for Friday, January twenty seven to twenty
twenty three. This is J and N. And while those
(10:47):
other news networks try to be all dramatic e to
get you to listen to their news stories, we don't
do that here at the J and N because every
single story that we share is the most important story
you'll hear all day. Otherwise something terrible and horrible could happen.
So pay attention to every single word we say on
the JNS because it's news that you need, need yeah,
but we don't get dramatic like those others. I'm Jewel
(11:07):
Fresh and for your first story of the day to day.
And Arby's employee in Montana is a hero. Arby's they
have the meats and they also have heroes. And Arby's
employee in Montana actually saved a customer's life the other
day by doing CPR on them the restaurant. Yeah, it
sounds like the person had a heart attack and the employee,
I don't know if they jumped over the counter, but
in my head, they jumped over the counter. They told
(11:27):
everybody to get back, and they did CPR and they
actually saved one of their customers. So congratulations that Arby's
employee in Montana. And I'm actually surprised that people are
surprised by this. Why because I figure, if you work
at Arby's, that should be part of the training. CPR.
I mean, you're working at Armies. That's going to happen
in the Restaurant's got to be ready to act and
(11:47):
you got to be ready to go. Okay, this is
the j and the Jewel News Network. This edition of
JANN is sponsored by cousin Tommy's Trash Removal if you
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Trash or move. Our operators are standing by and ready
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(12:08):
get our hands on your junk. All right for our
next story, let's sit it out over to Bennett. Already
a long way to go to get there, but hey,
it's Bennett. So the Colombian Navie just rescued a man
from the Dominica who survived twenty four days adrift in
the Caribbean. Oh my gosh, wow, it's ridful, right because
it wasn't going in this case. But Elvis Francois, he's
forty seven. He scrawled up the world Help in English
(12:31):
on the side of the boat so people can find him,
and that's how they found him. You'll never believe what
his diet was on those twenty four days at sea?
What was it? He ate garlic powder? What season? And
garlic powder in the middle of the sea. Maybe out
of I get this catch up piece of five by
eating catch up gosting, So like shout out to one
(12:53):
of the listeners and I who sent me this story
and asked me if I would have survived? Absolutely, and
diet been it hates catch up because I've heard stories
of people that have been lost out at sea before
and how did they survive. They didn't have any garlic
or catch up on them. They would catch like seagulls
or whatever it, catch birds and eat them, try to
catch fish, and I feel like you would rather catch
(13:14):
up pigeon and eat it before you would eat a
packet of ketchup? Would be anything before catch up? Anything?
Not anything anything before catch up? Absolutely? How long was
this guy stuck out in the middle of the scene.
Twenty four days? Wow? Days? But it's the Caribbean sea, Like,
I mean, I feel bad for him. That's a long time.
But did you catch fish and put the garlic sau
on it? That sounds like a better idea. That sounds delicious,
(13:35):
fish sticks catch up? See that's what I mean. Twenty
four days in the Atlantic ocean, cold, stormy, gray, twenty
four days out there and you're a little hungry. I mean,
that's a nice vacation. Yeah, this is the Jewel News
Network where we're dishing up a hot helping of news
for you to put right in your news hole for
(13:57):
next story. Listening to Christian Gray Snow Christian, I'm a
location in the Saint Mary Parish of Louisiana where local
law enforcement officials were shocked to find a quote unknown
possible explosive device last week. Okay. According to WAFB dot com,
a potential threat caused cops to order an evacuation of
an entire street in this neighborhood because they thought they
had found a bomb. The bomb was found, well, what
(14:18):
they thought was a bomb was found after a call
came into nine one one and the caller said that
she had been receiving death threats from someone again something
going on in her personal life, and that she had
found the device outside her home. So she thought, oh gosh,
they're about to get me. They put a bomb in
my house, right, so she called the cops. Cops clear
the whole street. Turns out it was an egg. What explosive?
I know, awkward, So we should be more embarrassed the
(14:42):
woman who thought that somebody was coming after her with
an egg bomb or the cops who evacuated for an
egg or an egg? Please tell me that there was
a detective who was like, well, no, it's just an egg.
People looks like we've got some egg on our face. Yeah,
the yoke was on us. Huh No, all right, sorry,
the Jay the Jewel News Network. No other news network
(15:05):
out there is giving you bad egg jokes like this
the News network. And that's the J and N guarantee
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same time every single weekday morning. So congrats, suck us.
You just got news everywhere all the show on social media,
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Jewel Fresh and that zero zero, I'm at Bennett News,
(15:25):
I'm at Christian Gray Snow the Jewel Show on Demand.
First day follow up. Zane is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and Zane isn't getting
a call back from a date he went on with Roseanne,
and I think that they should definitely be together because
Zane and Roseanne, Rosane just goes together. That's goes together perfectly,
(15:46):
flows right off the time. What's up, Zane? Hey, guys,
what's up? All good? Before we talk about your date
with Roseanne and try to figure out why you're getting ghosted,
how long has it been since you talked to Rosanne
oh Man. Okay, so the date was like a few
days ago, I would say, like four or five days ago,
and I've been texting her and I actually called her
once too, but it doesn't go straight to voicemail, but
(16:08):
like she just lets it ring and then I text
her and she has like the settings where like it's
I can see when she reads it. And so I
thought at first, maybe she's busy, you know, at work,
or I don't know, maybe she's like a family or something.
But I sent another text, you know, two days later,
and then that one just went like it didn't even
tell me she read it or not. So I'm assuming
(16:30):
if she just didn't open the text, or if she
changed her settings. But I'm kind of like, you know,
wondering what happened. Yeah, did the notification say read to
either one of them? Yeah? The first two times that
I text her, it said red. And so I called
her that same night. You know, I didn't want to
seem like, you know, weird or anything, but so I
got a few hours passed, and that night I ended
(16:52):
up giving her a call before I went to bed,
like around ten, and it just rung like so she
didn't ignore my call. She maybe didn't see it or
up but doesn't want to let you know. Yeah, or
maybe she just has like you know, they do not
disturb features. So maybe she just didn't even see the
(17:13):
notification because sometimes I put that on. But who knows.
Tell us a little bit about the date then. Yeah,
So it was an awesome day, guys. You know, I
went out with her. We went to like a local
bar and you know the kind of bar where you know,
if you have an arcade, you know, delicious food. You know,
they brew their drink stare. So we had a few beers.
We played a bunch of arcade games. And by the way,
(17:35):
she's really competitive, so that was that was a lot
of fun. Like we were constantly laughing. You know, I
feel like everything went really great. You know, we have
a lot in common. You know, she likes to laugh.
You know, she has a beautiful smile, by the way,
and you know, we kind of had this like good
competition by going you know, while playing and we were
(17:56):
just kind of like talking about the most random things.
I wasn't shy. I can tell she wasn't shy. Nothing
was awkward. She's outgoing, she's really nice, she's educated. I mean,
she's stunning. You know, out of all the girls that
I've been dating here and there, she's the only one
that I can't get off my mind. You know, I've
been kind of going back to that date and wondering, like, Okay,
(18:18):
why isn't she texting me back? Or should I even
text her back? You know? So I've already text her
twice and I called her once. Okay, so I thought
about you guys. I'm like, let me call them because
I mean, I don't want to tell my friends. I
don't want to sound like a total crieve or anything
like that. So yeah, here I am. Pretty soon we'll
find out if you made the right decisions. So why
(18:41):
do you think she's ghosting you? Then? Is there any possibility?
Is anything in your mind that you think could be
the problem? You know what, There's only one thing that
I could think about. When the bill came, I offered
to pay, of course, you know, so I take on
my debit card, and my card declined because I have
(19:01):
a pass code, like a security feature on on my
card where I have to actually go into the app
and I have to manually unlock it. So I was
having such a great time that I forgot to do that.
And so the lady comes back and she said it
in front of her. She's like, you know, sir, you
know your card is declined. Do you have another card?
And so I really quickly went onto the app and
(19:21):
I unlocked it really quick, and I have to lady
to run it again and it's you know, everything was
good after that. Okay, Yeah, so maybe because you got
your card declined, she's not calling you back. I mean,
that's the only thing I can think of which would
suck if that's the reason. Yeah, yeah, it would. She
didn't say anything, right, you said she was just on
her She didn't hear you, No, she didn't. She didn't
(19:43):
say anything. I think she kind of like joked like, um,
you know, do you want to play another game? And
and so you know, we went to playing other game.
But I mean, it would suck if that's why. I mean,
I mean, I hope not, because, man, like I'm telling you,
like we had amazing chemistry, Like it's very rare when
you go on a first state and it's like corney
of the sound, like love at first sight like that. Okay,
(20:06):
well we'll try to figure it out for your play
a song, come back, and then call her and get
your first day follow up next. Okay, all right, thanks,
all right, right in the middle of your first date
follow up if you're just joining us, Zane is on
the phone and Zane is in love with Roseanne. Is
it okay to say loves Dane? Yeah, it's okay. I mean,
she's not listening already, all right. You know, he really
(20:28):
liked Roseanne. They went out to a bar, they had
a lot of fun. He said a lot of nice
things about her. But she's been ghosting him now and
he doesn't know why. He thinks maybe the reason is
because on the date his card was declined, it was
declined because he has a security feature on his phone
that he has to unlock. He forgot to do that,
and he thinks maybe that Roseanne thinks that Zane has
(20:48):
terrible credit and never wants to see him again unless
she's a bill collector, and then she's collecting a bill
from Zane. And that's the only thing you can think of, Zane,
is that the credit card thing. There was nothing else
awkward that happened, I mean, thing that I can think of.
I mean, I did go to the bathroom but you know,
I didn't take that long. But no, no, nothing really
that I can think about. Guys, Maybe she has maybe
it's a deal breaker for her people who go to
(21:09):
the bathroom. We'll find out right now. Okay, get her
on the phone and see if we can figure it out.
Here we go, Hello him spector Roseanne? Please, this is
hello Roseanne. How are you? This is jew Bowl from
(21:31):
the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. This is Victoria
the je Bowl Show. This is Bennett from the jew
Bil Show. And Christian guys now from the Jewil Show. Yeah,
I know all of you guys, this a joke or
somebody who went on a date with you that you're
ghosting and they want to know why you're ghosting them.
(21:52):
I know what this is about. Yeah, the first date
follow up, So you know how that goes. If you
go out on a date with someone ended up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened and do you have any idea
who could want us to get a hold of you.
I don't know if I feel super comfortable I was
talking about this. I just would rather say this is
(22:15):
just part of the past, because I'm not really interested
at all. Who do you think it is? Zane? Yes,
his name is Zane. Yeah. The date was that bad
where you don't even want to talk to us about it.
I mean, you know, the date was great, it was
really fine. They took me to the cool, cool place
and it's play games and we're having Honestly, it was
(22:36):
like kind of a maid in the movies kind of night.
That's what he said. He did. Yeah, he said he
loved it. He said it was probably the best date
he's been on in a long time. Yeah. He had
a lot of nice things to say about it and
about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, why
do you sound surprised that he would say that. I
guess it's because I'm thinking that because of the reason
(22:58):
why I don't want to talk to him anymore. I
was like, because, you know, at his phone, like throughout
the date was just dinging or pinging or zinging all
night long with Tinder notifications. Oh you know, and I
didn't say anything about it, and you know, I understand
it was the first date, and but I just would
(23:19):
have thought maybe he could have turned his notifications off
maybe during a date and it was just a distracting
turn off. I mean that just shows he's in high demand.
Yeah yeah, but it got worse. Oh well, because after
the dates, I was telling my rider Die about Zane
(23:45):
and crazy thing is Zane matched with her on Tinder
after our date? Oh what? And she wasn't making it
up or trying to start I don't have one of those,
you know, bff, that's like trying to start drummer anything.
So she actually took a screenshot of it and she
sent it to me and I could see that it
(24:05):
was after our date. It was the night of our date.
Like I you know, obviously I didn't go home with Dane. Um,
we had a small, small little kids. But he's matching
with people and he d ends her and it's trying
to go out with her after our date that same night.
Oh night, Yes, that does not fly. And it's just like, really,
(24:30):
you're this is such a great date and uh and
then but you're still trying to go out with another
girl after our amazing date, Like oh no, dude, you
are you are shady as wasn't the fact that it
was like just another girl or is it the fact
that it was your best friend? I mean both, It
(24:53):
doesn't matter that I'm glad it was my best friend.
I am so glad it was my best friend because
I know about it. It not been my best friend,
I would never know. So I'm really really being honest Rozanne. Also,
I need to let you know that Zane is on
the phone listing and wants to talk to you. I
don't hate, it's just one of the glad. Hey, yeah,
(25:20):
so much are a great date. You are kind of scummy.
I'm not saying take you know, it's just a first
date we had. You don't have to delete your app,
but it's just like it couldn't have been that magical
if you're still kindering. And wait, so your friends name
is Michelle, No, it's Shelley. So did you do this
(25:40):
with a grummy Michelle to that night? Oh? God? OK,
hold on, hold on. I can see where you're coming from,
and you have really great points to me, and I
just want to know that that doesn't let me let
me just explain. That doesn't change the fact that I
had a really good time, and we had a really
good time. You know, before somebody, before a guy settles down,
(26:05):
he likes to keep his options open. And it was
our first date, but sure, if you give me a
second chance that I will be open to deleting the app,
so that I am not saying you are a walking
cliche and I really really advise you just you get
some kind of get checked out. Man, I gotta go.
(26:27):
So things would have been different if my phone would
have been off, you know, like that's just because you
saw it, But if you would have never seen it,
you would have still been getting to know me, which
I think you're still You're still this guy, and I'm
so glad I know that you're this kind of guy
that you can, like have this amazing date. You couldn't
have been thinking about me too much and too hard
(26:48):
because you're you're swiping on all sorts of grando girls
like you know this, Michelle, And you also message my
friend and that's what I really saw, you know, So
this is you at your core and it just I
don't know, it stinks and I'm I I you know,
I'm gonna un subscribe from this drama. So well, I
(27:09):
haven't asked if you going to go on a second
date with him? Wait? Hello, did you did you hang up? Hello?
I not hang you? No, I didn't hang up on
you all right, So what was that word that you
called me? A cliche? Can you spell it? Why? Because
(27:31):
I'm I'm I'm googling what it means. Oh lord, oh
my god. Um, it means that I am not going
out with you? So by wow, you hung up saying them, Yeah,
becauseful about who you d am after dates. Man, it
just sucks, like damn, Like next time, I'll know to
(27:52):
just you know, I'm not getting married or anything, but
I thought we were. Damn. It just sucks. I'm like,
I don't know. And her friends she doesn't know this,
but her friend actually like reply to me, and she
was like, hey, so I don't know if she knows
that or not. I'll probably just hit up her friend though,
go for it. The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty
(28:12):
Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is The Jewels Show.
And you texted us at four one six one and
said you had a dirty little secret. So we're calling
you back to ask if we can talk about it.
Oh my gosh, what's up? Good morning? Yeah, d morning morning.
(28:36):
Do you still have a dirty little secret? I sure do? Yeah,
all right, let's hear it. What is it? Um? This
is from when I was a kid, I stole money
from my job. I think I've done that as an adult. Yeah,
how much do you still well? I stole I stole
one hundred dollars, which at the time was so much money.
(28:57):
I still can't believe I did it. What job was it? So?
I was working at a candy shop, you know, just
like running the register, and I was broke, and I think, yeah,
I think I like had a trip coming up. You
just took it out of the register. Yeah, yeah, like
and you never got I know, no, I know, it's okay.
(29:17):
So this is how stupid I was. I was like,
I don't know, maybe like nineteen twenty so I was
really young, and I was like, well, I'll take one
because small bills they won't notice as much, right, Yeah,
you took one hundred dollars. Notice a hundred dollars in
one Oh my god, I straight from the cash register
(29:38):
a safer. I don't know the tip jar, but I've
never heard the register. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to
sleep at night for fear that they were like back
at the store, like you know, putting together at all together,
They're going to figure out it was me. It's like
a miracle that I didn't get caught because they of
course they noticed, and they launched an investigation and were
like checking all the books and anything. And it turns
(30:01):
out there was this new girl who had just started
working there, and she like I know, I know he
had like kind of bragged, like kind of celebrated with
somebody one day that like, oh my gosh, I need
like one hundred dollars in tips today, And so that
got around and the owner has just assumed that she
(30:23):
was the one who took the money. Oh man, so
you didn't like blame it on her. They just you
just didn't speak up when they said it was her.
You said, I'll hold the door on your way. Yet Yeah, yeah,
I feel terrible. And you stole one hundred and one
so if they saw that in your pocket, you just like, yeah,
I have a second job. I'm a stripper. Yeah, I
paid it all once. I don't know what I would
(30:45):
have done if they had caught me. Like now that
I'm older, I'm like, I wish I had just confessed
to taken the consequences. I feel terrible about it, but
like that's howard shook out. And I don't know, did
you ever tell the girl the truth, like, hey, I'm
really sorry. Yeah, but Facebook, it's a good thing. You
find her. Oh my gosh, that's never even occurred to me.
You're gonna go look her up on Facebook, and then
(31:06):
you're gonna find out that she's just a life of crime.
It was all downhill after that. You literally sit in
her spot. It was your Yeah, her Facebook pictures to
make sure. Yeah, her Facebook here, she's a mud shot. Yeah,
look her up. Man, is that candy store still around?
Maybe you have a hundred bucks you could give it
back to him now. Yeah, Oh I wish they shut
(31:26):
down a long time ago a business. God, you wereruined live. Yeah,
they were one hundred dollars shy of going bankrupt. That's
what happened. Oh my god, no, it can it be me.
They're supposed to feel better to get that off your chest. Now,
you probably feel worried. You called the wrung a little bit. Yeah,
(31:48):
they don't feel bad about it. I don't feel bad
about it. I used to steal from the Olive Garden
so hard when I worked there. Oh my dude, Because
at the Olive Garden I worked in restaurants a lot
growing up, and a lot of my life I works
in restaurants. I worked at the Olive Garden and the
up and salad deal. If you work for Allive Garden
and you're in management, and if they haven't changed the
policy on this, your employees are stealing from you. But
every single one of us would do it in the restaurant.
(32:09):
But if somebody orders a super and salad, that's something
that you prepare yourself, right. The cooks don't do that,
so you don't have to ring it in. So you
could potentially ask your customer when they order super and
salad if they're gonna being paying cash or card, and
if they pay a card, then you ring it in.
If they pay cash, then you just go make it
and take the cash. Potentially that can happen. Yeah, and potentially, Yeah,
(32:31):
potentially you could work in a business park where they
would order just soup and salad for lunch for the
whole office and potentially you could do that one time
when they paid like a thousand dollars cash. Ye, Potentially
that would be a great day working at Alive Garden. Potentially,
then you could be a radio host years later talking
about the potentially then Jebel Show on demand. You know
(32:55):
what that sound is that's the official birthday song for Florida.
Oh Florida, National FLOORI today Today, this is the week
that we celebrate all that is Florida because National Floridaday
happen this week. And in honor of that, call us
up right now eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
(33:17):
oh six one. We're going to honor the Applebee's of America,
where all the weirdest news stories come from, by telling
you the top weird news story from Florida on your birthday.
Call us eight at eight three four three one o
six one text in four one oh six one. Happy
National FLOORI today. Hey Christine, Happy National Floridaday to you.
(33:43):
What's your birthday? My birthday is tomorrow tomorrow. Okay, your
birthdays tomorrow. I'm to do a real quick google and
ooh Christine, in honor of National Florida Today, on your birthday,
the top news story that comes up from one of
the weirdest places on the planet is this Florida man
finds World War two grenade, places it in his truck,
(34:05):
drives to Taco Bell and the grenade just like the
Tacos YEP yeah, no one on if he got the
taco bell. But there you go. That's the top news
story from Florida on your birthday. Happy Birthday eight eight
eight six one text in four one o six one
National Florida Day. Call us up with your birthday. We'll
(34:26):
tell you what weird news story came out of Florida
on that day in history. Victoria, what's your birthday? March fourteen,
March fourteen, Christian, Google that and tell Victoria what her
weird news story from Florida is for her. Yes, Victoria's
weird news story for her birthday is a South Florida
man claimed voodoo caused him to This is so messed up.
(34:49):
I can't even read it. No, wait, what basically impregnate
someone against their wheel? He said voodoo was out here
causing him to do crazy stuff. Oh my god, it
is Florida. Call us up. Eighty eight three four three
one o six one text in four on the sixth one,
Hey Megan, good morning, good morning. Birthday is April fourteen,
(35:11):
April fourteenth. Alright, googling that right now, Megan. Have you
ever been to Florida? I have. I was stationed there
and my husband's from there. Oh really? Okay, So how'd
you like it? Was it weird? I'd say something for
weirder than others? Yeah, but it was overall pretty nice. Yeah,
(35:32):
overall pretty nice. That's a great way to describe it.
It is the Applebees of America. I also googled one,
Megan while you were talking about living in Florida on
your birthday in Florida. Here's another headline. Florida man shoving
spaghettian mouth arrested for berating children. You know what, I
can't do anything. These NICs call us up eighty eight
three four three one oh six one text in four
(35:54):
one oh six one. Tell us what your birthday is,
and we'll tell you what weird thing happened in Florida
on your birthday day? Been at? When's your birthday? October eighteenth?
October eighteenth? A right, Christian? He's going October eighteenth in Florida? Yeah, okay, Christian?
What happened in Florida on Bennet's birthday on October eighteenth?
What was going down in Florida was a Florida man
with half ahead was arrested for attempted murder and arson.
(36:16):
What half ahead? Double the crimes. What did he get
half ahead? You? I don't know, and you know he
had a nickname around wherever he lives, probably in somewhere
in Tallahassee or something like that. Right, it's half ahead Fred,
half every that's a half had Fred? Do what half
haudsled does? Again? He drank too much of Applebe's and
stumbled out half had Fred. You know you can't have
(36:37):
a full beer, you gotta half half half ahead? Call
us up eight at eight three four three one oh
six one text and four one oh six one. Tell
us where your birthday is. We'll tell you a weird
thing happened in Florida on that day. Haley, what's up?
How are you fi? Good? Are you good? Happy National
Florida Day? Thank you? And when's your birthday? June twenty eight?
(37:00):
June twenty eighth. Okay, have you ever been to Florida? Haley?
I'm actually from Florida. Okay, so then you yikes. Now,
since you're actually from Florida, let me ask you a question.
Is this offensive to Floridians or are you aware of
how weird it is? I am aware of how weird.
We're celebrating the weirdness, right, so anyway, here we go
(37:23):
June twenty eighth. Right, here's the top news story if
you google your name, your birthday and Florida, Florida man
back in jail after failing to pay TAXI that picked
him up from jail. That's funny, Haley, thank you for
calling call us up eighty at eight three four three
one six one. Text in four one six one. Tell
us what your birthday is, and we'll tell you what
weird thing happened in Florida on your birthday. Hey, April, Yeah,
(37:47):
happy National Florida Day. Whoa, whoa? When is your birthday?
My birthday is April twelve. April twelfth is April? Your
birthday is April twelfth. That's school I'm gooing right now,
all right, April twelfth, April. Here's the line. Florida man
threatens to raise a turtle army. Yes, I love that.
When we're giggling the day on different computers, we're getting
(38:09):
different versions of the same story. Have they arrested that man?
Or is he the head of a turtle army now?
Or is he available to come for an interview? Because
that is why I want to know how how he's
training these turtles for battle. I want to be part
of the turtle Army. Yes, I think I want to
move to Florida. Yeah. The Jewels show on demand
Then Jubile show on demand. The worst job to have
naked would be a profession where you have to crawl
in crawl space. Is a professional crawl space? It would
be a horrible job to have naked. Call us up
eighty eight three four three one oh six one, text
in four one o six one. It's time for Ridiculous
Internet questions, where we ask you what people are talking
(00:20):
about on the dot com today. What is today's ridiculous
Internet question? It's a good one. The answers have been hilarious.
It's a question we've asked before on the show. Though,
if being naked was the norm, what would be the
worst job you could have? Call us right now eighty
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. Text your answer
(00:40):
in at four one oh six one. Jesselyn, good morning,
Good morning. What would be the worst naked job in
your opinion? I would say anything to do working with
young kids, your school teacher, because are brutally honored. One. Yeah,
(01:03):
because I remember in this fantasy world we've created, being
naked is the normal, so that's not a weird thing
to do in that world. But also kids are too
honest and they will point out every single naked flaw
that you have, tell you everything. Why do you have
a roadmap on your stomach? Those are stretch marks. You
just have to You spend your whole time as a
guy being like it's cold in here, that's why. Yeah,
(01:24):
call us up eighty eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one six one is ridiculous Internet questions,
and we're asking the question, what is the worst naked
job you could have? Hey, Bill, Bill, this is not Bill.
I was confused because it said Bill on the call screen.
(01:44):
You're thinking, what's the worst naked job you could have? Bill?
Being a lawyer? A lawyer, Oh, you're having to argue naked?
Arguing naked would be bad. I mean, you know you've
been in relationships. Have you ever been in a relationship
and have to argue, like when you're out of the
shower naked or something. It's always so awkward, Like would
be in the middle arguing. I'm like, I'm naked right now.
This is really weird. I'm wearing nothing. If you're arguing
(02:05):
in court too, I mean, sometimes they do take low
blows at each other, the lawyers, and you're gonna hear
a whole lot of truth about you're gonna trust the
guy that looks like that. Judge calls up eighty eight
three four three six one text and four one six one.
What would be the worst naked job to have, Tanner?
An electrician? Oh? Yeah, an electrician would be a tough
(02:29):
naked job. Yeah, I don't want to catch an art
clash down. Man. Are you trying to put the tester
thing in there that you guys use? Are you an electrician? Tanner? Yeah?
I actually am. Yeah, that little tester that you stick
in there and you grab something else down by your
tool belt if you're wearing a tool belt, take it
and then you try to test it with that that
could hurt or every electrician is a little bit of
(02:51):
naked electrical word, no idea. There's a dirty little secret
from the electrician world out there. You could charge for that.
On the same call us eighty eight three four three
one six one text in four one o six one.
What would be the worst profession you could have naked? Hey, Dennis, yep,
what's the worst naked job? So? I would say a
professional athlete of pretty much any pour un lets me
(03:13):
maybe track? Yeah, I couldn't imagine a Super Bowl with
these guys, but o, I'm imagining it now. I mean
they're athletes, so their bodies are good right, like they're
gonna But also if you're watching the Super Bowl and
the sounds, you know, the sounds of the pads hit,
(03:33):
but the sounds of like and the linemen and football
are huge, Like these guys are like four hundred pounds
and they got bellies and stuff, and it's the sound
of skin flapping together, smashing together instead of that would
be such a weird thing. Ru Yeah, thank you, call
us up eighty eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one. What would be the
worst naked job? Victoria? I would say being I feel
(03:57):
like a cook somewhere at a fast food restaurant. Like
imagine if you get oil on something, There's nothing worse
than oil popping off the stoven. Here, being a fried
cooke naked would be terrible because of that. And then
also the jokes in the kitchen. They would constantly be
making small fry jokes or you know what I mean,
you get you would get ripped on so much in
the kitchen if you were a naked fry cook all
(04:18):
the time, call us up six one values that texting
four one six one, Hey Mason, Yeah, Hey, what's up?
What's the worst naked job? Mason being a beekeeper? Oh
(04:39):
my god, that would be a bad job unless you
get Yeah, but if you had a date that night,
you get stung in the right place, a little bit
of swelling. It's like, yeah, it's always like that, calling
us up one text ten four one o six one.
What would be the worst naked job? Hey, Garrett, what
do you think the wor snaked job is? Oh? Hands down,
(05:02):
it's got to be Santa Claus. Oh god, oh the chimney, Yeah,
scraping exactly, It's all right. Shot and he sits on
your couch and eats a cookie, like you're gonna have
a Santa's naked butt on your couch naked and the kids.
(05:23):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame Mornings.
That's twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello, it's TSG is this Megan?
This is Megan. I'm sorry, who are you? Yeah, I
know you're probably surprised that I didn't have an assistant
(05:44):
set it up. My assistant is off for the day,
so I'm calling myself making phone calls on my own.
It's TSG. I'm sorry, I don't know it TSG. I'm
Catherine's uncle, Theodore Sebastian Giles. I go by TSG. Oh, TGH,
that's TROI. Catherine informed me that you agreed to watch
Phineas for us while we're out on vacation next week,
(06:05):
and I really appreciate that. I wanted to call and
touch base with you a little bit about Phineas because
he's a finicky kitty. Oh yeah, they all. We do
have cameras in every room, nanny cameras, not in the bedrooms,
not in the bathrooms, but you will be I'm just
letting you know in case you want to those fingers
of yours get a little sticky. We do have a
lot of nice things around. Oh yeah, no, you don't
(06:28):
need to worry about that. I'm glad that you're telling
me you are a pet sitter. So I figure, you know,
one of our vases go missing, you think no big
deal to us, and you get a couple thousand dollars
for selling it on the black market or whatever you do.
And I just want to let you know that we
do have cameras. Oh of course. Yeah, no, I would
never I would never do that. Okay, great, So I
let's go over care for Phineas, my kitty. What don't
(06:49):
even know? Are there any like medical conditions I need
to know about. No, Phineas is as healthy as a racehorse,
but he's a kittie. We do have racehorses, though, you
won't be watching the people watching my cat. For sleeping arrangements,
Phineas has his own bedroom, Okay, Phineas will need you
to be sleeping in the same room. There is a
queen size bed, but we will make sure there's a
(07:11):
mat on the floor for you to sleep on. Wait,
so I'm the one sitting on the mat and Phineas.
How are you with waking up early? Um? I don't
have a problem looking up early. Okay, wonderful, Phineas gets
up at five forty five. It starts at five thirty,
and then he fully wakes up at about five forty five,
So you'll need to be up at five thirty rubbing
(07:32):
his little feet. I'm you're you're joking, right? I don't
know why that would be a joke. Sorry, Uh, okay,
sure I should warn you. Of course we didn't. He's
not declawed so you might get scratched up a bit
trying to give him a little bit of a rub.
He could be cranky in the morning. How I mean,
(07:53):
have you done yoga before? Have you ever done yoga before? Um? Yeah,
I love yoga, wonderful. How about pilates? Oh yeah, yeah,
I love plate So at five forty five, before he eats,
he gets his metabolism started by doing thirty minutes of
kitty yoga and thirty minutes of kitty pilates. So that's
sixty minutes of exercise and then he's allowed to eat,
(08:13):
and you'll be instructing. Of course, what is yates. It's pilates,
but a kitty doing it. I am not certified to.
Another thing about Phineas. Another thing about Phineas. He does
not go to the bathroom alone, so you'll have to
accompany him to the bathroom. But there is a little
box right next to the toilet. Oh okay, I'm sure
(08:33):
the little boxes for you, that is his bathroom. I'm sorry,
So you're saying that I had to use the box. Yes,
the toilet, the toilet is for the cat, the little
boxes for the for you. I I know what. I'm
at the point foot. I'm gonna say, no, Katy did
not tell me that her uncle is that touches. Oh,
(08:56):
that is funny. I've been called all kinds of names
by kings and queens and princes and oil airs, but
I've never been called a pretentious whatever you just said
by someone who before. That's hilarious to me to put
that in the next artib Anyway, Um, it sounds like
you're trying to drive a hard bargain, and I can
(09:17):
tell you that I'm game. How much more do you want?
So I'm gonna have a phone now, you have a
good day. I'm going to call Katie and tell her
that her uncle is up pretentious. Okay, well don't do that,
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels shot doing
a phone break on you and your friend. Katie set
you up. What she said that you pet sit So
she told you she has an uncle Ted who needed
(09:39):
you to watch his catch just so she could do
this phone call. Yeah you're not the uncle. No, I'm not.
So there's a there's no actual no, it's yeah, no,
it's all up. Yeah. Oh my god, I, oh my god,
Like I was so angry. The Jewel Show on Demand Victoria. Yes,
(10:04):
can you do a hand puppet? You know this hand
puppets sickle like that, like with your thumb and everything
for her hand. What would you name your hand puppet?
I don't know. I mean it's your hand puppet, Josh,
Josh Victoria's handpuppet. Josh is going to count down the
J and N today. Josh, take it away, Nice to
meet you. Go ahead on Victoria three. Josh sounds like Victoria.
(10:25):
That doesn't sound like Josh at all. I know Josh,
and that does not sound like Josh. Ree who one,
thanks Josh. That was that was Josh. Yeah, sound a
little tired, but anyway, This is J and N the
Jewel News Network for Friday, January twenty seven to twenty
twenty three. This is J and N. And while those
(10:47):
other news networks try to be all dramatic e to
get you to listen to their news stories, we don't
do that here at the J and N because every
single story that we share is the most important story
you'll hear all day. Otherwise something terrible and horrible could happen.
So pay attention to every single word we say on
the JNS because it's news that you need, need yeah,
but we don't get dramatic like those others. I'm Jewel
(11:07):
Fresh and for your first story of the day to day.
And Arby's employee in Montana is a hero. Arby's they
have the meats and they also have heroes. And Arby's
employee in Montana actually saved a customer's life the other
day by doing CPR on them the restaurant. Yeah, it
sounds like the person had a heart attack and the employee,
I don't know if they jumped over the counter, but
in my head, they jumped over the counter. They told
(11:27):
everybody to get back, and they did CPR and they
actually saved one of their customers. So congratulations that Arby's
employee in Montana. And I'm actually surprised that people are
surprised by this. Why because I figure, if you work
at Arby's, that should be part of the training. CPR.
I mean, you're working at Armies. That's going to happen
in the Restaurant's got to be ready to act and
(11:47):
you got to be ready to go. Okay, this is
the j and the Jewel News Network. This edition of
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(12:08):
get our hands on your junk. All right for our
next story, let's sit it out over to Bennett. Already
a long way to go to get there, but hey,
it's Bennett. So the Colombian Navie just rescued a man
from the Dominica who survived twenty four days adrift in
the Caribbean. Oh my gosh, wow, it's ridful, right because
it wasn't going in this case. But Elvis Francois, he's
forty seven. He scrawled up the world Help in English
(12:31):
on the side of the boat so people can find him,
and that's how they found him. You'll never believe what
his diet was on those twenty four days at sea?
What was it? He ate garlic powder? What season? And
garlic powder in the middle of the sea. Maybe out
of I get this catch up piece of five by
eating catch up gosting, So like shout out to one
(12:53):
of the listeners and I who sent me this story
and asked me if I would have survived? Absolutely, and
diet been it hates catch up because I've heard stories
of people that have been lost out at sea before
and how did they survive. They didn't have any garlic
or catch up on them. They would catch like seagulls
or whatever it, catch birds and eat them, try to
catch fish, and I feel like you would rather catch
(13:14):
up pigeon and eat it before you would eat a
packet of ketchup? Would be anything before catch up? Anything?
Not anything anything before catch up? Absolutely? How long was
this guy stuck out in the middle of the scene.
Twenty four days? Wow? Days? But it's the Caribbean sea, Like,
I mean, I feel bad for him. That's a long time.
But did you catch fish and put the garlic sau
on it? That sounds like a better idea. That sounds delicious,
(13:35):
fish sticks catch up? See that's what I mean. Twenty
four days in the Atlantic ocean, cold, stormy, gray, twenty
four days out there and you're a little hungry. I mean,
that's a nice vacation. Yeah, this is the Jewel News
Network where we're dishing up a hot helping of news
for you to put right in your news hole for
(13:57):
next story. Listening to Christian Gray Snow Christian, I'm a
location in the Saint Mary Parish of Louisiana where local
law enforcement officials were shocked to find a quote unknown
possible explosive device last week. Okay. According to WAFB dot com,
a potential threat caused cops to order an evacuation of
an entire street in this neighborhood because they thought they
had found a bomb. The bomb was found, well, what
(14:18):
they thought was a bomb was found after a call
came into nine one one and the caller said that
she had been receiving death threats from someone again something
going on in her personal life, and that she had
found the device outside her home. So she thought, oh gosh,
they're about to get me. They put a bomb in
my house, right, so she called the cops. Cops clear
the whole street. Turns out it was an egg. What explosive?
I know, awkward, So we should be more embarrassed the
(14:42):
woman who thought that somebody was coming after her with
an egg bomb or the cops who evacuated for an
egg or an egg? Please tell me that there was
a detective who was like, well, no, it's just an egg.
People looks like we've got some egg on our face. Yeah,
the yoke was on us. Huh No, all right, sorry,
the Jay the Jewel News Network. No other news network
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First day follow up. Zane is on the phone today
for a first date follow up, and Zane isn't getting
a call back from a date he went on with Roseanne,
and I think that they should definitely be together because
Zane and Roseanne, Rosane just goes together. That's goes together perfectly,
(15:46):
flows right off the time. What's up, Zane? Hey, guys,
what's up? All good? Before we talk about your date
with Roseanne and try to figure out why you're getting ghosted,
how long has it been since you talked to Rosanne
oh Man. Okay, so the date was like a few
days ago, I would say, like four or five days ago,
and I've been texting her and I actually called her
once too, but it doesn't go straight to voicemail, but
(16:08):
like she just lets it ring and then I text
her and she has like the settings where like it's
I can see when she reads it. And so I
thought at first, maybe she's busy, you know, at work,
or I don't know, maybe she's like a family or something.
But I sent another text, you know, two days later,
and then that one just went like it didn't even
tell me she read it or not. So I'm assuming
(16:30):
if she just didn't open the text, or if she
changed her settings. But I'm kind of like, you know,
wondering what happened. Yeah, did the notification say read to
either one of them? Yeah? The first two times that
I text her, it said red. And so I called
her that same night. You know, I didn't want to
seem like, you know, weird or anything, but so I
got a few hours passed, and that night I ended
(16:52):
up giving her a call before I went to bed,
like around ten, and it just rung like so she
didn't ignore my call. She maybe didn't see it or
up but doesn't want to let you know. Yeah, or
maybe she just has like you know, they do not
disturb features. So maybe she just didn't even see the
(17:13):
notification because sometimes I put that on. But who knows.
Tell us a little bit about the date then. Yeah,
So it was an awesome day, guys. You know, I
went out with her. We went to like a local
bar and you know the kind of bar where you know,
if you have an arcade, you know, delicious food. You know,
they brew their drink stare. So we had a few beers.
We played a bunch of arcade games. And by the way,
(17:35):
she's really competitive, so that was that was a lot
of fun. Like we were constantly laughing. You know, I
feel like everything went really great. You know, we have
a lot in common. You know, she likes to laugh.
You know, she has a beautiful smile, by the way,
and you know, we kind of had this like good
competition by going you know, while playing and we were
(17:56):
just kind of like talking about the most random things.
I wasn't shy. I can tell she wasn't shy. Nothing
was awkward. She's outgoing, she's really nice, she's educated. I mean,
she's stunning. You know, out of all the girls that
I've been dating here and there, she's the only one
that I can't get off my mind. You know, I've
been kind of going back to that date and wondering, like, Okay,
(18:18):
why isn't she texting me back? Or should I even
text her back? You know? So I've already text her
twice and I called her once. Okay, so I thought
about you guys. I'm like, let me call them because
I mean, I don't want to tell my friends. I
don't want to sound like a total crieve or anything
like that. So yeah, here I am. Pretty soon we'll
find out if you made the right decisions. So why
(18:41):
do you think she's ghosting you? Then? Is there any possibility?
Is anything in your mind that you think could be
the problem? You know what, There's only one thing that
I could think about. When the bill came, I offered
to pay, of course, you know, so I take on
my debit card, and my card declined because I have
(19:01):
a pass code, like a security feature on on my
card where I have to actually go into the app
and I have to manually unlock it. So I was
having such a great time that I forgot to do that.
And so the lady comes back and she said it
in front of her. She's like, you know, sir, you
know your card is declined. Do you have another card?
And so I really quickly went onto the app and
(19:21):
I unlocked it really quick, and I have to lady
to run it again and it's you know, everything was
good after that. Okay, Yeah, so maybe because you got
your card declined, she's not calling you back. I mean,
that's the only thing I can think of which would
suck if that's the reason. Yeah, yeah, it would. She
didn't say anything, right, you said she was just on
her She didn't hear you, No, she didn't. She didn't
(19:43):
say anything. I think she kind of like joked like, um,
you know, do you want to play another game? And
and so you know, we went to playing other game.
But I mean, it would suck if that's why. I mean,
I mean, I hope not, because, man, like I'm telling you,
like we had amazing chemistry, Like it's very rare when
you go on a first state and it's like corney
of the sound, like love at first sight like that. Okay,
(20:06):
well we'll try to figure it out for your play
a song, come back, and then call her and get
your first day follow up next. Okay, all right, thanks,
all right, right in the middle of your first date
follow up if you're just joining us, Zane is on
the phone and Zane is in love with Roseanne. Is
it okay to say loves Dane? Yeah, it's okay. I mean,
she's not listening already, all right. You know, he really
(20:28):
liked Roseanne. They went out to a bar, they had
a lot of fun. He said a lot of nice
things about her. But she's been ghosting him now and
he doesn't know why. He thinks maybe the reason is
because on the date his card was declined, it was
declined because he has a security feature on his phone
that he has to unlock. He forgot to do that,
and he thinks maybe that Roseanne thinks that Zane has
(20:48):
terrible credit and never wants to see him again unless
she's a bill collector, and then she's collecting a bill
from Zane. And that's the only thing you can think of, Zane,
is that the credit card thing. There was nothing else
awkward that happened, I mean, thing that I can think of.
I mean, I did go to the bathroom but you know,
I didn't take that long. But no, no, nothing really
that I can think about. Guys, Maybe she has maybe
it's a deal breaker for her people who go to
(21:09):
the bathroom. We'll find out right now. Okay, get her
on the phone and see if we can figure it out.
Here we go, Hello him spector Roseanne? Please, this is
hello Roseanne. How are you? This is jew Bowl from
(21:31):
the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. This is Victoria
the je Bowl Show. This is Bennett from the jew
Bil Show. And Christian guys now from the Jewil Show. Yeah,
I know all of you guys, this a joke or
somebody who went on a date with you that you're
ghosting and they want to know why you're ghosting them.
(21:52):
I know what this is about. Yeah, the first date
follow up, So you know how that goes. If you
go out on a date with someone ended up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask what happened and do you have any idea
who could want us to get a hold of you.
I don't know if I feel super comfortable I was
talking about this. I just would rather say this is
(22:15):
just part of the past, because I'm not really interested
at all. Who do you think it is? Zane? Yes,
his name is Zane. Yeah. The date was that bad
where you don't even want to talk to us about it.
I mean, you know, the date was great, it was
really fine. They took me to the cool, cool place
and it's play games and we're having Honestly, it was
(22:36):
like kind of a maid in the movies kind of night.
That's what he said. He did. Yeah, he said he
loved it. He said it was probably the best date
he's been on in a long time. Yeah. He had
a lot of nice things to say about it and
about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, why
do you sound surprised that he would say that. I
guess it's because I'm thinking that because of the reason
(22:58):
why I don't want to talk to him anymore. I
was like, because, you know, at his phone, like throughout
the date was just dinging or pinging or zinging all
night long with Tinder notifications. Oh you know, and I
didn't say anything about it, and you know, I understand
it was the first date, and but I just would
(23:19):
have thought maybe he could have turned his notifications off
maybe during a date and it was just a distracting
turn off. I mean that just shows he's in high demand.
Yeah yeah, but it got worse. Oh well, because after
the dates, I was telling my rider Die about Zane
(23:45):
and crazy thing is Zane matched with her on Tinder
after our date? Oh what? And she wasn't making it
up or trying to start I don't have one of those,
you know, bff, that's like trying to start drummer anything.
So she actually took a screenshot of it and she
sent it to me and I could see that it
(24:05):
was after our date. It was the night of our date.
Like I you know, obviously I didn't go home with Dane. Um,
we had a small, small little kids. But he's matching
with people and he d ends her and it's trying
to go out with her after our date that same night.
Oh night, Yes, that does not fly. And it's just like, really,
(24:30):
you're this is such a great date and uh and
then but you're still trying to go out with another
girl after our amazing date, Like oh no, dude, you
are you are shady as wasn't the fact that it
was like just another girl or is it the fact
that it was your best friend? I mean both, It
(24:53):
doesn't matter that I'm glad it was my best friend.
I am so glad it was my best friend because
I know about it. It not been my best friend,
I would never know. So I'm really really being honest Rozanne. Also,
I need to let you know that Zane is on
the phone listing and wants to talk to you. I
don't hate, it's just one of the glad. Hey, yeah,
(25:20):
so much are a great date. You are kind of scummy.
I'm not saying take you know, it's just a first
date we had. You don't have to delete your app,
but it's just like it couldn't have been that magical
if you're still kindering. And wait, so your friends name
is Michelle, No, it's Shelley. So did you do this
(25:40):
with a grummy Michelle to that night? Oh? God? OK,
hold on, hold on. I can see where you're coming from,
and you have really great points to me, and I
just want to know that that doesn't let me let
me just explain. That doesn't change the fact that I
had a really good time, and we had a really
good time. You know, before somebody, before a guy settles down,
(26:05):
he likes to keep his options open. And it was
our first date, but sure, if you give me a
second chance that I will be open to deleting the app,
so that I am not saying you are a walking
cliche and I really really advise you just you get
some kind of get checked out. Man, I gotta go.
(26:27):
So things would have been different if my phone would
have been off, you know, like that's just because you
saw it, But if you would have never seen it,
you would have still been getting to know me, which
I think you're still You're still this guy, and I'm
so glad I know that you're this kind of guy
that you can, like have this amazing date. You couldn't
have been thinking about me too much and too hard
(26:48):
because you're you're swiping on all sorts of grando girls
like you know this, Michelle, And you also message my
friend and that's what I really saw, you know, So
this is you at your core and it just I
don't know, it stinks and I'm I I you know,
I'm gonna un subscribe from this drama. So well, I
(27:09):
haven't asked if you going to go on a second
date with him? Wait? Hello, did you did you hang up? Hello?
I not hang you? No, I didn't hang up on
you all right, So what was that word that you
called me? A cliche? Can you spell it? Why? Because
(27:31):
I'm I'm I'm googling what it means. Oh lord, oh
my god. Um, it means that I am not going
out with you? So by wow, you hung up saying them, Yeah,
becauseful about who you d am after dates. Man, it
just sucks, like damn, Like next time, I'll know to
(27:52):
just you know, I'm not getting married or anything, but
I thought we were. Damn. It just sucks. I'm like,
I don't know. And her friends she doesn't know this,
but her friend actually like reply to me, and she
was like, hey, so I don't know if she knows
that or not. I'll probably just hit up her friend though,
go for it. The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty
(28:12):
Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is The Jewels Show.
And you texted us at four one six one and
said you had a dirty little secret. So we're calling
you back to ask if we can talk about it.
Oh my gosh, what's up? Good morning? Yeah, d morning morning.
(28:36):
Do you still have a dirty little secret? I sure do? Yeah,
all right, let's hear it. What is it? Um? This
is from when I was a kid, I stole money
from my job. I think I've done that as an adult. Yeah,
how much do you still well? I stole I stole
one hundred dollars, which at the time was so much money.
(28:57):
I still can't believe I did it. What job was it? So?
I was working at a candy shop, you know, just
like running the register, and I was broke, and I think, yeah,
I think I like had a trip coming up. You
just took it out of the register. Yeah, yeah, like
and you never got I know, no, I know, it's okay.
(29:17):
So this is how stupid I was. I was like,
I don't know, maybe like nineteen twenty so I was
really young, and I was like, well, I'll take one
because small bills they won't notice as much, right, Yeah,
you took one hundred dollars. Notice a hundred dollars in
one Oh my god, I straight from the cash register
(29:38):
a safer. I don't know the tip jar, but I've
never heard the register. Yeah. I wouldn't be able to
sleep at night for fear that they were like back
at the store, like you know, putting together at all together,
They're going to figure out it was me. It's like
a miracle that I didn't get caught because they of
course they noticed, and they launched an investigation and were
like checking all the books and anything. And it turns
(30:01):
out there was this new girl who had just started
working there, and she like I know, I know he
had like kind of bragged, like kind of celebrated with
somebody one day that like, oh my gosh, I need
like one hundred dollars in tips today, And so that
got around and the owner has just assumed that she
(30:23):
was the one who took the money. Oh man, so
you didn't like blame it on her. They just you
just didn't speak up when they said it was her.
You said, I'll hold the door on your way. Yet Yeah, yeah,
I feel terrible. And you stole one hundred and one
so if they saw that in your pocket, you just like, yeah,
I have a second job. I'm a stripper. Yeah, I
paid it all once. I don't know what I would
(30:45):
have done if they had caught me. Like now that
I'm older, I'm like, I wish I had just confessed
to taken the consequences. I feel terrible about it, but
like that's howard shook out. And I don't know, did
you ever tell the girl the truth, like, hey, I'm
really sorry. Yeah, but Facebook, it's a good thing. You
find her. Oh my gosh, that's never even occurred to me.
You're gonna go look her up on Facebook, and then
(31:06):
you're gonna find out that she's just a life of crime.
It was all downhill after that. You literally sit in
her spot. It was your Yeah, her Facebook pictures to
make sure. Yeah, her Facebook here, she's a mud shot. Yeah,
look her up. Man, is that candy store still around?
Maybe you have a hundred bucks you could give it
back to him now. Yeah, Oh I wish they shut
(31:26):
down a long time ago a business. God, you wereruined live. Yeah,
they were one hundred dollars shy of going bankrupt. That's
what happened. Oh my god, no, it can it be me.
They're supposed to feel better to get that off your chest. Now,
you probably feel worried. You called the wrung a little bit. Yeah,
(31:48):
they don't feel bad about it. I don't feel bad
about it. I used to steal from the Olive Garden
so hard when I worked there. Oh my dude, Because
at the Olive Garden I worked in restaurants a lot
growing up, and a lot of my life I works
in restaurants. I worked at the Olive Garden and the
up and salad deal. If you work for Allive Garden
and you're in management, and if they haven't changed the
policy on this, your employees are stealing from you. But
every single one of us would do it in the restaurant.
(32:09):
But if somebody orders a super and salad, that's something
that you prepare yourself, right. The cooks don't do that,
so you don't have to ring it in. So you
could potentially ask your customer when they order super and
salad if they're gonna being paying cash or card, and
if they pay a card, then you ring it in.
If they pay cash, then you just go make it
and take the cash. Potentially that can happen. Yeah, and potentially, Yeah,
(32:31):
potentially you could work in a business park where they
would order just soup and salad for lunch for the
whole office and potentially you could do that one time
when they paid like a thousand dollars cash. Ye, Potentially
that would be a great day working at Alive Garden. Potentially,
then you could be a radio host years later talking
about the potentially then Jebel Show on demand. You know
(32:55):
what that sound is that's the official birthday song for Florida.
Oh Florida, National FLOORI today Today, this is the week
that we celebrate all that is Florida because National Floridaday
happen this week. And in honor of that, call us
up right now eight eight eight three four three one
o six one eight eight eight three four three one
(33:17):
oh six one. We're going to honor the Applebee's of America,
where all the weirdest news stories come from, by telling
you the top weird news story from Florida on your birthday.
Call us eight at eight three four three one o
six one text in four one oh six one. Happy
National FLOORI today. Hey Christine, Happy National Floridaday to you.
(33:43):
What's your birthday? My birthday is tomorrow tomorrow. Okay, your
birthdays tomorrow. I'm to do a real quick google and
ooh Christine, in honor of National Florida Today, on your birthday,
the top news story that comes up from one of
the weirdest places on the planet is this Florida man
finds World War two grenade, places it in his truck,
(34:05):
drives to Taco Bell and the grenade just like the
Tacos YEP yeah, no one on if he got the
taco bell. But there you go. That's the top news
story from Florida on your birthday. Happy Birthday eight eight
eight six one text in four one o six one
National Florida Day. Call us up with your birthday. We'll
(34:26):
tell you what weird news story came out of Florida
on that day in history. Victoria, what's your birthday? March fourteen,
March fourteen, Christian, Google that and tell Victoria what her
weird news story from Florida is for her. Yes, Victoria's
weird news story for her birthday is a South Florida
man claimed voodoo caused him to This is so messed up.
(34:49):
I can't even read it. No, wait, what basically impregnate
someone against their wheel? He said voodoo was out here
causing him to do crazy stuff. Oh my god, it
is Florida. Call us up. Eighty eight three four three
one o six one text in four on the sixth one,
Hey Megan, good morning, good morning. Birthday is April fourteen,
(35:11):
April fourteenth. Alright, googling that right now, Megan. Have you
ever been to Florida? I have. I was stationed there
and my husband's from there. Oh really? Okay, So how'd
you like it? Was it weird? I'd say something for
weirder than others? Yeah, but it was overall pretty nice. Yeah,
(35:32):
overall pretty nice. That's a great way to describe it.
It is the Applebees of America. I also googled one,
Megan while you were talking about living in Florida on
your birthday in Florida. Here's another headline. Florida man shoving
spaghettian mouth arrested for berating children. You know what, I
can't do anything. These NICs call us up eighty eight
three four three one oh six one text in four
(35:54):
one oh six one. Tell us what your birthday is,
and we'll tell you what weird thing happened in Florida
on your birthday day? Been at? When's your birthday? October eighteenth?
October eighteenth? A right, Christian? He's going October eighteenth in Florida? Yeah, okay, Christian?
What happened in Florida on Bennet's birthday on October eighteenth?
What was going down in Florida was a Florida man
with half ahead was arrested for attempted murder and arson.
(36:16):
What half ahead? Double the crimes. What did he get
half ahead? You? I don't know, and you know he
had a nickname around wherever he lives, probably in somewhere
in Tallahassee or something like that. Right, it's half ahead Fred,
half every that's a half had Fred? Do what half
haudsled does? Again? He drank too much of Applebe's and
stumbled out half had Fred. You know you can't have
(36:37):
a full beer, you gotta half half half ahead? Call
us up eight at eight three four three one oh
six one text and four one oh six one. Tell
us where your birthday is. We'll tell you a weird
thing happened in Florida on that day. Haley, what's up?
How are you fi? Good? Are you good? Happy National
Florida Day? Thank you? And when's your birthday? June twenty eight?
(37:00):
June twenty eighth. Okay, have you ever been to Florida? Haley?
I'm actually from Florida. Okay, so then you yikes. Now,
since you're actually from Florida, let me ask you a question.
Is this offensive to Floridians or are you aware of
how weird it is? I am aware of how weird.
We're celebrating the weirdness, right, so anyway, here we go
(37:23):
June twenty eighth. Right, here's the top news story if
you google your name, your birthday and Florida, Florida man
back in jail after failing to pay TAXI that picked
him up from jail. That's funny, Haley, thank you for
calling call us up eighty at eight three four three
one six one. Text in four one six one. Tell
us what your birthday is, and we'll tell you what
weird thing happened in Florida on your birthday. Hey, April, Yeah,
(37:47):
happy National Florida Day. Whoa, whoa? When is your birthday?
My birthday is April twelve. April twelfth is April? Your
birthday is April twelfth. That's school I'm gooing right now,
all right, April twelfth, April. Here's the line. Florida man
threatens to raise a turtle army. Yes, I love that.
When we're giggling the day on different computers, we're getting
(38:09):
different versions of the same story. Have they arrested that man?
Or is he the head of a turtle army now?
Or is he available to come for an interview? Because
that is why I want to know how how he's
training these turtles for battle. I want to be part
of the turtle Army. Yes, I think I want to
move to Florida. Yeah. The Jewels show on demand
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