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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebil Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world and we're gonna do

(00:21):
it in style. It's time for the best ready go
you've heard in a while? Show? How exactly is your
day gonna go to day? Are you gonna be one
of those people that is completely chill and cool when
you hear somebody say why do we have to remind
people to set their clocked forward because your cell phone

(00:42):
does it automatically? Are you gonna take that okay and
be like cool? Or are you feeling argumentative today and
be that one person who always goes what about your
microwave and yourself and everybody else? I would like to
do it. I know, how are you feeling today? Are
you tired? Probably? Yeah, Well, we'll find out exactly how
the rest of your day is going to go with
Alex's daily vibration. Let's do it because it is that

(01:02):
time to raise your vibration. And I'm going to do
a one car Taro draw for you. So while I
shuffle my cards, you're going to think up a question
for yourself so that you need clarity on Here we
go while you shuffle your card, I'm gonna dance in
my hair a little bit. Yeah, I got it. Oh, yes,
leveling up. I see you're tapping into your ability to

(01:23):
manifest your dreams. I like it. It's the page of pinacles.
Pages come with messages of new beginnings. So this page
is a clear sign that this is a motivation and
the energy that you need to begin the process of
turning your dreams into reality. If your biggest dreams for
yourself are to have enough abundance and stability and freedom
long term, then you have to start somewhere. Literally. For

(01:44):
those of you who think that you're going to fail,
then you're gonna fail. Yeah, So you have to believe
in yourself. You have to believe that it's going to happen,
otherwise you're manifesting that I won't. Also, I just want
to point out that it's really hard to be successful
if you don't have supported people around you. If you're
in a relationship and your significant other isn't supporting you
with your dream and does more harm than good, that
actually might be a relationship to reevaluate, because if it's
not going to help you raise your vibration and be

(02:06):
your best and most successful self, then that might not
be the perfect situation for yourself to be in. Definitely,
if you have a partner, you're in a relationship and
that person doesn't want you to win, that's super weird. Yeah,
it's like that, though I've been with some I have
people like that where they would actually get upset and
jealous when I would get something. Yes, you would think

(02:27):
that if you're with someone, they'd be like, wow, that's
really cool, sweet and celebrate it with you. But a
lot of people don't. For their partners, they would literally
be mad at me and then get mad when I said,
you're not supportive. Yeah, what are you talking about? Well,
I don't know. Getting mad at me for doing a
good job. That doesn't feel like support and it's not. Yeah,
if you're in a relationship like that, jump, If you
are that person what Jebel's talking about, you know who

(02:48):
you are. It doesn't have to be like that. Whatever
the case is. It's not raising the vibration. And we
really need every single person on this earth to have
a positive thought in their mind to be able to
raise a vibration. So do your best throughout your day
to change your negative thoughts into as much as possible.
If you believe things are gonna be one way, they're
gonna be that way. If you believe that your life
is always gonna suck, and what's the point of trying?
And I'm never gonna try, then you're never gonna try.

(03:08):
It's not that you believed that and it just happened.
You're just never gonna try because you're not gonna try
because you believe it's pointless. And I always looked at
it this way because I've been incredibly miserable a lot
of my life, but I did always chase happiness, and
I worked at jobs that I would cry on the
way to work every day. I would look at this
one freeway exit, and I always wonder what happened if
I just don't get off the freeway to day and
I just drove. How amazing would that be if I

(03:29):
didn't go in there? Every single time though, I'd take
the exit and I would cry, and then I would
go in there and I would do this job that
I hated, and then I was finally like, this is
worse than death. Honestly, that that's really how I felt.
I was like, my life is miserable. I hate my
day to day. I work hard at this place and
it's terrible, and then I get home and I do
exactly what Alex said. I don't do anything to work

(03:50):
on goals and my actual happiness. So if I'm just
gonna live miserable, what's the point of living like that?
That's the way I felt. So I'm gonna I'm gonna
take a risk. And if I don't do it and
I end up living on the street and I die
in a snowstorm, I wouldn't because I would never be
homeless in a cold city. I would be in a
warm city because that's I would be at the beach.
I'd find a way out to Hawaii. So I wouldn't happen.
But if I died for some reason, hey, at least

(04:12):
I tried. Because living a life where you're just unhappy
and it's just the constant grind like that, to me,
has always been a fate worse than death. Yeah, so
that's kind of how I was able to put it
in perspective for myself. Well, just like the infamous words
of Kim Kay nobody wants to work these days. True.
Surround with people. You're feeling this environment. Everyone loves with

(04:35):
me too. No toxic work environments. And show up and
do the work. To the work. That's so true. Do
the work, and remember I close out your daily vibration
with the daily affirmation. So with hard work and creativity,

(04:56):
I can build a financial picture that I desire. That's
so true. You can follow the show on social media.
At the Jewel Show, I'll follow all of us individually.
I'm at Jewel Fresh and I'm at Christian Grace. Now
the Jewel Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone Frank
Day Mornings on the twenties. He was on the phone

(05:19):
and he wants to prank his friend Devin. Why do
you want to prank Hi? Because you guys have been
working on a documentary. Yeah, we're friends since we were kids,
and we're going over the last two years and we
sent it off to get edited. So what I want
to do is I thought it would be funny to
tell him that someone brought an emotional support goat and
the goat got hungry at eight. That's amazing, all right, cool, Yeah,

(05:39):
we'll do that. I actually have a goat sound effect
ready to go. So when you call up and we'll
tell him that his lifelong dream, his documentary that he shot,
all the footage has been lost because someone brought in
their emotional support goats and it ruined everything. And see
how you're acting. This is gonna be funny. All right,
here we go. We've got to get these goats out

(06:08):
of here. I don't understand why anybody would bring emotional
support goats and to work. I have to tell him.
I can't not tell him here, Devin, I'm so okay.
I gotta hold on. Let me go in another room
real quick. Hold on it just one second. What can
you hear? The goats? Yeah? I'm sorry. Who is this?
I'm okay, Devin, I'm My name is thorpe Or Productions.

(06:31):
Say yes, I did. Can we do something about these goats? Please? Yes?
I did at the footage you're talking about, the footage
that you gave us for the documentary that you spent
two years of your life shooting video for that you
were excited about about. Yeah, I'm just calling you with
a little bit of an update on everything that you

(06:52):
dropped off. Really great stuff that you dropped off. I
can barely hear you. I don't know what's going on
over there, what's going to your animals? And I'm gonna
go hold on, let me go in another room. Hold on,
let me go in another room. Okay, can you hear
the goats now? Is that audio is their actual goats? No, Devin,
those are actual goats. And I'm calling you because I
don't know how to break this news to you. So

(07:14):
what is my footage? Fine? Oh? It was amazing stuff
like you should really be proud of all the video
and all the time that you put into shooting this documentary. Yeah, yeah,
I appreciate it. Yeah, you get to the point fleet Okay,
have you ever had a co worker that you just
can't stand and they always have to bring their emotional
support pets into the office. You ever have a coworker
like that. I've had co workers that I can't stand,

(07:36):
but nobody brings animals. You never had a Yeah, well,
we have a co worker that we can't stand here.
His name is Josh, and so Josh decided to bring
in his emotional support goats today. I never heard of
that kind of thing, but neither of I. But I
have heard of Josh. I didn't say opened the door.
The goats are back so close. I'm trying to have

(07:57):
a conversation with him. Sorry, okay, I'm just gonna get
to the point. Josh brought his emotional support goats into
work today, and they destroyed all of your footage there,
I said it. What do you mean to destroyed all
the footage? I mean they've aiming everything. They ate all
of your hard drives like goats. I apparently goats on
the day thing. So everything is gone. No, no, no, no no, no,

(08:20):
you need to do your best to get my footage back.
All right, this is all we have. We don't have
any backups. And that was it. A ghost man. Get
to another room. I'm sorry, I can't hear you. I can't.
Are you still talking about something you're saying? And there
you were saying it's okay. No, no, I didn't say
it was cool. It is not cool. All right, I'm
gonna come down there. I'm gonna punch you in the face,

(08:41):
your partner, I'll punch in the faith. I'll punch every
goat in the face if you have over there. I
can't even flo I think you said you're gonna punch
these goats and I would love to punch one of
these goats in the face. I'm glad we're on the
same page. Hey, if you'll do do a favor, if
you could leave us a good review on Yelp, regardless
I'm leaving anything on you. Okay, Well, don't do that,
because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

(09:02):
a phone prank on you and your buddy Cody set
you up and he's on the phone. I'm so sorry. Sorry,
the footage is fine. I sorry's funny, man, this is
so nuts. I'm so sorry. I'm going to I'm going
to murder you. You're sleep man, I swear to God,
I'm gonna murder Josh. You're bringing these goats. That's what

(09:24):
I'm gonna The Jewel Show on demand. It's time Floor
of the Roses only on The Jewel Show. I really
hope today isn't one of the days where we catch
a cheater. Why and because Mitchie is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of five years might
be cheating on Oh, I guess I never hope. I
don't want anybody to cheat on anybody. I just want

(09:45):
you to be people. I want you to be with
people that you don't need to cheat on. It's entertaining,
but no, we don't like doing it. Yeah. Well, Mitchie
is on the phone, like I said, and she thinks
that her husband might be cheating on her. And his
name is Frank, And I don't want this to be
true because I like the name of the couple, Mitchie
and Frank. That's MITCHI that's like a movie. Yeah, that's
like a romantic comedy couple, Frank and Mitchard, like the
twenties or thirties. Yeah, it is like that. So I

(10:08):
don't know how old are but Minchie is on the phone,
Mitchie old, How old are you? Hey, I'm twenty nine. Okay,
you don't sound like her from the fourties. So you
think that your husband, Frank mighte be cheating on you? Why? Yeah,
I mean I think maybe. Um. So there's this girl Taylor,
who um like I kind of know from spin class.

(10:29):
She's just like an acquaintance, but she texted me a
few weeks ago seeing that she thinks she served my
husband at work with another girl. Yeah. Yeah, but she's
only seen pictures of him on Facebook. Oh okay, so
she's seen pictures of him on Facebook. And she thought
it was him, And did she take a picture of

(10:49):
the dude? No? What? And you had no idea about
you know, him going out that day? No, No, I didn't.
And then I tried to ask him about it, and
I was just like, oh, it's funny, my friend thinks
she served you at And he was like, oh, no, weird.
I haven't been to that restaurant months. I must have
a twin. And then he just tried to change the

(11:11):
subject weird, not even I've never been there. I haven't
been there in months. Have you gone there with him before?
I don't think, so okay, And so I must have
a twin, all right. I mean, you know, it could
have been mistaken. I've seen people before that I thought
was like, oh, that's my friend's wife or whatever. And
then I'm like, no, that's not them at all. So
she's never seen a picture of him other than on Facebook,

(11:32):
but she never met him in a person, none of that.
She never met him in person. Yeah, but it was
just it was his reaction, you know. And then like
and then I noticed he doesn't let me really look
at his phone. He always has his phone face down.
I mean, you guys have been together for a while, So,
I mean five years is a long time. Is that
something that's been newer or something that you just didn't

(11:53):
even notice because you just weren't it wasn't on your radar. Yeah,
I never thought about it, But now I'm like, oh,
I think that my be like a red flag. And
has cheating ever been an issue in the relationship, not
that I'm aware of. I mean, you guys have been
together long enough to five years where you should know
just based on intuition, if something is weird about it, right,

(12:16):
because you kind of know how someone acts and doesn't
act if they've I mean, five years is a long time.
You're past just getting to know you stage. I think
you know, that's a probably a few years in you
get to know everything and then you're like, now, now
if something changes, it's really weird, right, Yeah, exactly, And yeah,
just his response was just so strange for him, and yeah,

(12:36):
like I know him. Was he more like caught off
guard looking or was it just like super shady because
he just was trying to change the subject, like he
wasn't really making eye contact him then he sort of
walked away too or something. I mean, it definitely sounds shady.
Have you thought of a way to call him that
would seem legit so that he you know, we can

(12:56):
try to catch him. Yeah, I mean I thought maybe
you could call from the restaurant and say, like that
the girl who was with left something there. Maybe Okay, yeah,
that was just I mean yeah, because then you would
know at least that he went there and lied to you.
If he does, if he like entertains a conversation, or
if he goes I don't know what you're talking about.

(13:17):
It was never there then exactly. Okay, that sounds like
a good idea. Yeah, all right, And then I'll see
somehow if we can figure out how to work in
sending flowers or something. Maybe maybe I'll say, hey, sorry
to sorry for the inconvenience. We'll send some flowers to
someone special and see if he gives us your name
or someone else's. Okay, yeah, let's try it, I guess. Yeah,

(13:37):
all right, cool, Well we'll try it right after this.
We'll play a song, come back, and then see if
he is cheating. Next it's a jewel show. I still
really hope that Frank isn't cheating on Mitchie. We will
do Hey, Mitchie, did people when you guys got together.
You've been married to Frank for five years, right, your husband, who,
unfortunately you do think, might be seeing someone else. You've
been married for five years? But do people want make

(13:59):
comments about names? It's seriously, is the perfect title to
a romantic comedy Frank and Mitchie or what do you know? Like,
you guys have a great couple name. I hope that
you aren't gonna I hope you don't find out he's cheating. Yeah,
I hope to too, not just because I mean, listen,
Lenny Mitchie. I'm gonna be adorable with anyone, but yeah,
I mean I love him so yeah, the listeners it

(14:20):
is so you know, if you do hear something you
don't want to hear, just remember that, Mitch, you'll be
adorable with anybody and someone who won't cheat on you
because your name's MITCHI okay, all right, Well we're gonna
try to call her husband Frank right now. They've been
together for five years. The other day, one of her
friends from a spin class, who doesn't really know her
husband or know her very well, hit her up and
texted Mitchie and said that she thinks that her husband

(14:44):
was at the restaurant where that woman works. Well, the
thing is, Mitchie wasn't there, and then when Mitchie asked
him about it later, he said that he has never
been there and kind of laughed it off and then
was really awkward about it. So we're about to call
him right now from that restaurant, say that he forgot
something here and hope that one he confirms that he
did go there, and two we'll see if we can

(15:05):
We'll see if we can offer to send flowers to someone,
uh for the inconvenience, and see if he gives us
his wife Mitchie's name or someone else's. All right, Mitchie,
are you ready? I'm ready. I'm ready. Yeah, all right, cool,
all right, and Dallas when I'm right here with Hello. Hi,

(15:32):
this is jimmy birthday. I'm the manager of I was
looking for Frank. Oh yeah, this is him. So you're
you're calling back about my complaint calling back about your complaint. Yeah,
I remember I told the complaint I was there about
three weeks ago, I think with a friend and uh, uh,

(15:56):
you know, your server told somebody I know I was
there and that you know, but I mean that's like
a huge invasiment. Didn't did you not get that. Do
you remember who he spoke to? Uh no, but you
know they were supposed to tell the manager. Oh okay,
all right, that makes sense. Sorry man, that was confusing. Um. Yeah,

(16:19):
I'm calling you back. Yeah, I'm calling you back about that. Great. Thanks. So,
so you haven't spoken to anybody else about this situation,
you know, just a just a person I talked to
that they would let you, you know, they would elevate
it to you. One of our employees told someone, you know,
that you were in the restaurant, right, and that's super uncool,

(16:43):
very unprofessional for sure. I'm just wondering why. Okay, so
maybe did they know you or new a mutual friend
of yours or something, you know, someone comes in that.
I think there's an expectation, you know, to write to
some privacy right. Absolutely, you said it was three week
weeks ago that you were in here. Around three weeks
ye yeah, okay, that's really upsetting. Do you remember the

(17:07):
name of the person that that told the mutual friend
that you were there? Do you remember their name? Not
off hand, but just in general. It doesn't you know
whoever it was, you know, can you let your servers
know you know that they need to have a little
more discretion, right, all of them. Yeah. The one thing
they know about Jimmy birthday around here is that I
take this stuff very seriously. We will be having a

(17:28):
full meeting about it. I promise you that, and I
will be making everybody aware that our customers and our
guests live their own lives, and once they're in these
four walls of the restaurant, that is a safe space,
and we shouldn't talk about them to anybody outside. We
shouldn't do any of that. They will understand. I promise
you that. And also I want to say that I

(17:48):
really feel bad and would love to offer to give you,
you know, obviously a free dinner one night. I don't
know if you have a significant editor or anything like that,
but I would love to say, flowers to somebody specialty
if I could, I could just gime delivered. Oh oh okay, sure, yeah,
that's that's that's a very kind Yeah, absolutely, I mean

(18:09):
it feel like at the least I could do. Thank you.
Do you know who you'd like to send flowers to? Um? Yeah, yeah,
that's that's awful nice. I mean I'm not the flowers
sending type, but I think this person would really appreciate it.
So why don't you send them to Sasha s A
s h A Sasha her last name is. I can

(18:32):
probably send a card along with it. Do you want
to just say anything? Nice? How about great to see
you the other day? Can't wait to see you again?
How's that? I'm not too good at this, but well
I probably yeah, not too original? Well the way you
describe that, I'm wondering what kind of roses in one?
Yellow or red? Because yellows just a friendship rose and

(18:52):
then the ray the way that you wrote that, I mean,
I don't know if it's it's romantic or not. And
I'm not telling you how to live your life, but um,
I don't know. Let's just say that we're friends with
benefits and you know she'll she'll like the red, she'll
know what it means. Okay, friends of benefits, your friends
and benefits? Basha? Hi, what there's some that, sir? Is

(19:17):
someone else on the phone here? Oh? Yes, somebody else is?
This is Actually you don't recognize my voice. I guess
you since it's spending so much. What's going on? Frank?
This is actually the Jewel Show? What's a radio show?
My name is Jewel, and mine's Alex and minds Englishevan.
And your wife, Mitchie is on the phone because we
do a segment where we try to catch people cheating.
And she heard that you were out at a restaurant
the other day and you seem shady about it and

(19:39):
it sounds like you were there with someone named Sasha.
Mm hmm. What what the hell? What what's going on?
I knew you were lying to me? What's going on?
If I knew you were lying to me and I
caught you in it, you said you weren't at the
restaurant you were? You don't trust you lie to me?
I mean you said, how could I trust you? Why
would I trust you? You obviously lied to me. There's

(20:00):
no reason for me to trust you. Don't act like
this is me having a problem when you're the one
like if I don't trust you, but you're like being great,
then that's on me. But I don't trust you because
you literally lied to me about being with another woman
and now you're sending her flowers? Do you not put
that on me? Are you going to hire like a
like a PI on me? I mean, what is this?
Who think? Here's what I did you're the one who's

(20:21):
cheating on me. I can do whatever they want at
this point. Who is Sasha just a friend of mine?
What benefits? Yeah? You said with benefits? Does she know
that you're married? Not? You did to say friends with benefits?
You told me jimmy birthday that it was friends with benefits.
I'm not cheating. Let's actually know that you're married. Wow.

(20:50):
So Frank, real quick. If you're saying that you didn't
say you were friends with benefits, who does this sound like? Um?
I don't know. Let's just say that we're friends with
benefits and she'll still like the red. She'll know what
it means. Sure sounds to me like that was you
saying that your friends with benefits with Sasha? Um? Hung up? Wow? Wow?

(21:14):
Um wow? Can I keep that audio? Yes? You can.
We'll have our producer send tea. I'm going to use
it in court and I'm gonna take all his money. There.
There you go. Every cloud has a slight. And remember
your name is Mitchie. So I'm gonna be too with anyone. Yeah, exactly,
And that does suck, but you'll be all right. Um.
And we'll have our producers send you the audio. So yeah,

(21:34):
thank you. Did Jebels show on demand jubils dirty little
secret sign for your dirty little secret text in four
one six one. If you have a dirty little secret
to tell us, you can tell us anything. We don't
even ask what your name is. Everybody remains anonymous, so
you're free to say whatever you want. All right, what's

(21:54):
your dirty little secret? Um? It actually involves my boyfriend.
My boyfriend, he has a parrot, and it's just kind
of weird because like no one had parrots nowadays. The
parrot do you? Yeah? I would, I don't get a parrot.
Those grape I think it's an African gray. They can
learn like a thousand words and they can use them

(22:16):
in context, which is crazy. Yeah. And also though I
read about them because I wanted to get one really bad,
because I'm like, that's cool. A bird that can, like
I can have a conversation with. It's dope, absolutely, except
they get real sad and we travel a lot and
they can die of a broken heart. They can die
of loneliness. That's a fact. Yeah, that's sad. So I
was like, oh, because and that was back when Alex
and I are married by way, you know, we were

(22:36):
traveling way more. And I'm like, dude, we're gonna get
this bird and it's gonna be my best friend other
than Alex, and I'm gonna talk to it all the time.
And then we're gonna leave on vacation. I'm gonna come
back and it's gonna be dead from a broken heart. Yeah,
you have that thing for like two weeks would be dead. Also,
they live for like one hundred and fifty years, and
I don't want that long over sponsibility anyway. Your boyfriend
as a parrot, yeah, and it is like you just

(22:58):
made me feel even worse. He will, he loves his spirit,
and I clearly there are people that like parrots out there. Yeah. Yeah.
The issue comes up with, you know, boarding and trying
to get someone to watch to the parrot when we're
out of town and things like that. And you want

(23:20):
to be a falconier so bad. I'm sorry, I haven't
heard a word you said. Now I'm thinking about birds.
I really I want a falcon so bad. I want
to be able to stand and just like talk to
someone and then just put my hand out and a
big falcon comes down. Its right in the middle of
a business meeting. Yeah, who's gonna mess with you, then
no one. This is my falcon Todd. He will peck
your eyes out, my falcon Todd. I really apologize that
I haven't listened to words you said. You start talking

(23:41):
about birds, and now I realized that I just want
all kinds of birds. Can you tell us again? And
I promised to shut the hell up. He won't interrupt anymore.
Oh okay, yeah, so it's all good. Um. And so
I'm trying to, like, you know, the understanding of his
parrot and things like that. But sometime he'll tell me
to shut up. And so I don't know where he
picked that up to tell me specifically to shut up,

(24:02):
but he does sometimes I feel like he did, honestly. So, UM,
I always think it's hard sometime to find boarding, you know,
you have to find special spots that will take parrots
and things like that. And we're going to my family's
house for two weeks. We've been planning for it, and

(24:24):
I've been reminding him for weeks, you know, to make
the boarding appointment, and he waited until the last minute,
like he always does with certain things. And and so
now it's ridiculously priced to try to get an appointment
for a parrot, because you know, it's an exotic animal
and things like that. And so at this point, my
dirty secret. I found a part and I took the

(24:47):
parrot and I released him. You did, oh wow, that
was your solution. I didn't know what else to do.
You know, we don't have anyone that came watch him
while we're out of town. It doesn't trust many people.
And yeah, you are, a lot of people are gonna
be hating on you. I guarantee it. What's your boyfriend

(25:09):
gonna do? Does he know? I don't even know. I
feel like we can just talk about it later somewhere
down the line. Let part I just I don't know, guys,
I don't know. It was just I'm just thinking too,
if that parrot ever finds its way home, it's going
to swear up a storm and tell the truth about
what you did. Or it's in a park now and

(25:30):
people are walking by and there's just a burden the
tree going shout up, which is also hilarious. Well yeah,
maybe maybe better off, you know. Thank you, Thank you
for telling us you're a little secret. Thank you guys.
Thank THEE Show on Demand. Welcome to the I N
N The idiot news network where idiots aren't just in
the news. For Monday, March fourteenth, twenty twenty two, I'm

(25:52):
Jewel Fresh and the TSA made a major announcement about
wearing or not wearing masks. I'll tell you what's going
on in the wacky world of mask mandates in a
few seconds, but first, let's meet the idiot. I'm Alex Fresh,
and Kim Kardashian has a lot of heat for saying this.
I have the best advice for women in business, get
your fast up and work. It seems like nobody wants

(26:13):
to work these days. Oh my god. Yeah, more on
that coming right up in my story when I tell
you about it. Wait, people are ripping on Kim Kardashian
for being motivational. Yeah, because I have the best advice
for women in business, get your fast up and work.
It seems like nobody wants to work these days. You literally,

(26:33):
I am so upset by that. I'm ripping her too,
because I think it's just ridiculous she would even say that.
I mean, it would be really easy to work a
lot when you have been given everything. Yeah, that's very true,
That's very true. This is weird. Territory for me to
be in, because I would be the first person to
rip on a Kardashian anytime. I look for every opportunity, right,
we know, I actually support Kim. Everybody is living on

(26:57):
her and I've seen some of the tweets that people
have said things like, oh, sure, when you're born into money,
try being broke and make it. Well, guess what. I
disagree with that opinion because she was born into a
ridiculous amount of money, right, Yeah, so yeah, she has
it easier to start up stuff. She's got money to
she's got money to burn, right also, and won't ruin
a broke person's life if they try to start something
and fail. It's just a little harder, right. But the

(27:18):
reason that I disagree is she has every opportunity to
actually not hustle, and she does so she knows about
working hard. That's why just because she got money to
do it doesn't mean that she's not actually working. Look
at her brother, That dude's got money. He doesn't do
anything but just eat a lot of trust fund kids.
They don't even work at all. They can just literally
sit on the couch. Right. A lot of people that

(27:39):
are broke that complained about their spot in life. They
sit on the couch when they should be hustling. Kim
Kardashian is hustling in spite of having all that money.
If I had parents who had millions of dollars, yeah,
I would barely get out of bed. Absolutely, So I
think it's impressive because she does work hard because as
I haven't either. So you don't get to be a

(28:00):
billionaire just because your parents had money, exactly, you don't.
You have to work for that. And her parents had money,
but they don't have the money she has now. Yeah,
I think it's so cringe how she said it, though.
I feel like when she tries to motivate, it's just
super cringe, Like she's the last person that should be
motivating people to like, I don't know, to do anything
because it's just really cringey. First part was Courtney being
like right on National TV, say I'm leaving it and

(28:25):
I don't care what it wants. Courtney, what are you
talking about? You're the least Okay, you're she's second worst
to Rob. That's so true. I have the best advice
for women in business, get your fast up and work.
It seems like nobody wants to work these days. True,

(28:47):
it does sound funny that Kim Kardakton saying this. I
see both sides. I'm just saying, if you're looking at
it like she's only successful because she was born into money,
then you're not respecting the work ethic to actually make
more money on that. She didn't. Just it doesn't. It
doesn't grow from nothing, So she would have done anything.
Who knows if she would have done it if she
didn't have it, right, that's one hundred percent true. I
saw somebody that tweeted this and said she was born
with millions. She and her sister turned that into over

(29:10):
one billion. She could afford to fail over and over
and over again and still be richer than the majority
of the world. Yeah. Also, there's a lot of people
that have been broke and that are super broke, that
are failing over and over again, and they might become
the next Jeff Bezos. That attitude, right there is a
losing attitude. Honestly, it is because I didn't have anything
growing up. I didn't have money either. It's not like

(29:30):
I'm balling out of control right now, but decent and
if I had the attitude of like whoa I just
don't have it. I'm not gonna even try because I'm
gonna fail, and then I'm not even gonna be able
to get up and do anything. Then I would never
do anything. And the worst part about this is I
don't really care that much and I'm sticking up for
a Kardashian and that's super weird to me and I
don't like it. And also I just realized, holy crap,

(29:52):
we didn't actually do the I N N. This was
the beginning car of the NN, and we all got
constructed by the Kim Kardashian story. So did I see
Kim actually screwed that up for us? Okay, so be English,
Evan and Christian Gray snow have five seconds to do
our news story. Okay, mine with masks, public transportation a
broteen state plub mina teach of fid wowzy story. Okay,

(30:12):
burglar sheriff and President Biden. Whoa, that's an insane news
story too. You are about let's see you about to
lose your job, lady, and that means the N is
done for the day. Don't worry that we'll do it
against same time tomorrow. Job beat. This dance stops to lose,

(30:38):
And that was the i n N, the Idiot News
Network where idiots aren't just in the news. Soon in
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(30:59):
Your next one is come up in just a few minutes.
That the Jewbil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone
frame day mornings on that's twenties. Hello, hey dad, getting
any sleep? What Hey? I'm sorry. I was just a

(31:24):
real quick joke for you. This is Pete Ekins. I'm
calling from hospital. I was looking for emmett Ah. Yeah,
this is him. Hey, new Papa. You're getting any sleep? Yeah?
A little bit here? Yeah, Hey, I know how it is. Um.
I'm also a new father myself. I my wife and
I gave birth. I'm a little bit longer than you though,

(31:46):
but my wife and I did have a baby not
that long ago. So it's just kind of joking around
with You're saying, how are you sleeping? I'm sleeping great,
but um, you know, just a just a new dad joke,
another one new dad to another new dad, even though
I've been a dad a little bit longer. Okay, So um,
what was about? Well, Um, we are just calling to
kind of check up on things. We do that from

(32:07):
time to time, just to make sure everybody's settling in. Okay. Um,
and the baby and the family are doing well. Um.
That's they did the same thing when I had one
and we were doing great. So how do you feel
bringing him home? Uh? We took him home, very excited
to get him into his nursery and uh, oh yeah,
did you did you customize the nursery yourself? Because we

(32:29):
did that? Uh? Yeah, yeah, we painted the walls ourselves. Nice,
that's great ideas. Yeah, we painted ours too. Um, but
I had somebody come in. I had an actual guy
who does murals and stuff come in and make a
mural on our wall. Um. It looked great though, and
it was so exciting to do. I mean, even though
I had him do it, I didn't really paint it myself,
but that was super exciting. Um. Yeah, so I'm just

(32:52):
super exciting. Yeah, I'm sorry. Are you just trying to
like tell me that you're a much better than me? Oh, no,
not at all. I'm sorry that you get that impression.
I don't know why you think that. Oh, it just
seems like you're taking everything I say and to just
telling me that you've done it better. Oh, I'm so sorry. No,

(33:14):
I'm just I'm really excited because, like I said, I'm
a new dad and you're a new dad, and I
mean I've been a dad a little bit longer than
you have, but I don't get to talk to many
new dads that often, no matter how long they've been
a dad. So it's just exciting. Um, I'll just get
back to the call because I'm sensing that you're a
little frustrated, and I didn't mean for it to come
off like that. Um. Is there any questions that you
have for us about anything? Well, I guess it is.

(33:38):
His poop is all different kinds of colors right now.
Is that normal? Yeah? That, Um, yes, that is totally normal.
That happens. You know, they're they're getting used to everything.
Are you using regular diapers or cloth or we're using
regular diapers? Yeah, we use cloth at our house. I
just didn't know what you thought about that. I mean,
it takes a little extra work to clean them, but

(34:00):
just going a little extra mile. That's just kind of me. Anyway,
it is again. Yeah, you see how I said, I
asked about poop and you asked about diapers, and you
just said that no difference. You brought up cloth diapers,
take a little bit more extra time, a better dad.
I guess no, well, no, no, it just means it's
you know, it's a little harder to deal with. That's
all I meant. I didn't mean anything by that. I'm

(34:21):
so sorry that you picked up. I'm so sorry about that.
It might be that you're you're not getting a lot
of sleep, I mean ours a sleeping through the night,
but I'm sure you's a stand awake. No, there it
is again, you somehow our miracle dad who can sleep
better than a new dad. You're slightly longer as a dad,
but you can sleep better. I'm so sorry about that. Okay,

(34:41):
Like I said, that was not my plan. I'm just
like it was dad to dad. I mean, you know,
I know you've been a dad, not quite as long
as I haven't been a dad, a little bit longer
than you get it. You've been a dad longer. You've
probably been a longer than me too. What is the point. Oh, well,
the point is that this is actually Jewel from The
Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife.
Say you up? She said that you you guys just

(35:06):
had a kid and you get really annoyed by one uppers.
So I figured why not combined the two? Oh I
hate yeah, you know what. I hate them too, but
I just hate them, like maybe a little bit more
than you. Then Jebel Show on Demand First Day follow
Up alex Is on the phone today for a first
date follow up. Hey, how's it going y'all? Apparently you

(35:28):
were ghosted by somebody named Christie? Right? How long? How
long has it been since your day? It's only been
about a week. About a week, okay? And how many
times have you reached out to her in that week? Um?
Three times? I texted her three times, once the day
after saying it had fun, you know, usual, and then
the day after that I asked her our day was going,

(35:49):
and then this weekend I asked if she had any plans,
But all three messages accord. So I think that's so
rude to ignore someone when they ask you like how
that day is going. Yeah, it's hard though, like when
you don't want to talk to somebody in right, bad?
You don't you know, you feel abad ghosting, you feel
bad responding? Right, yeah, you don't want to respond. And
somebody's situation, it really is. And if it's somebody that
you don't want to talk to, they keep texting you

(36:09):
and hey, hey, hey morning, you're smiling to day sunshine.
Hey how's your day going? And you're always like it
was good until you texted. Now I feel bad about
myself because I don't want to respond to you, and
I know that you're so hopeful. So what did you
do then? Why do you what do you think she's
just ghosting like that? Um? I don't know. I mean

(36:31):
it's kind of driving me crazy, to be honest, Like,
like I keep thinking about it. I didn't talk with
food in my mouth, I didn't like fill my drink
all over the table. I didn't get drunk, you know,
so there's nothing embarrassing and everything was just you know,
normal chill, and then she just stopped responding. Weird, Well,
how often were you guys talking before you guys met?
We met on Tinder and we TD for like a

(36:52):
couple of days there and we then we only switched
to texting, like to make our plans M. And she
picked the place we went to, which, you know whatever.
I'm fine with that. Um, but I can see she's
still active on tender, so it's not like she did
that's good. That means there's a chance for another date
unless you're a weirdo and I don't support that. Well,

(37:13):
what about her? You said you didn't do anything to
embarrass yourself. Did she do something to embarrass herself in
front of you? And maybe that's why she just kind
of like bounced from the situation. I mean, the only
thing she did to embarrass herself is not texting me
back everything. M. Yeah, no, no, I think the only
thing I can remotely remember. At one point, she seemed

(37:35):
to be looking around a lot like she was looking
for somebody. UM. I asked her if she saw someone
she knew, and she said, oh, it's nothing. But I
I didn't think anything of her until literally, like right now.
Oh okay, so you just you just thought of that.
That's really the only thing you can think of. Yeah,
I said, I have fun, and you know I told
her that let me know if she made home okay

(37:56):
that night, and you know, we'd have to do it again,
she said, for sure, would definitely do this again. But
you know they're pretexted, as you know by now. All right,
when you guys were departing from your date, did you
guys make any plans again? Like for sure? Like how
is her vibe during it? I mean she seemed great,
she seemed good, like we both had a good time.
Um I didn't. You know, I've been on dates before
where you know what's done at the end of it.

(38:17):
But it felt great. All right, So you really don't
know why she's ghosting you. I mean you have a
couple of theories, but really basically you don't know it
anything at all about the data. I mean, I'm trying
to talk about you as a person. You don't know.
Oh no, I mean maybe she felt there was no chemistry,
you know, That's that's fine. I just want to know,
you know, right, And I feel like I need to

(38:39):
know because I felt there was chemistry and if there wasn't,
then you know, was my game off? That's a whole
other issue. I don't want to people right right, you
know where. Honestly, though, when you're dating and you get ghosted,
it is nice to actually know, yeah, because then you go,
all right, well, I don't want to do that again.
If I did something that was annoying, or if it's
something that you just like about yourself and they don't like,

(39:00):
then you're like, okay, well screw you. Yeah right, Well
we'll try to figure out for you. We'll play a song,
come back, and then call her and find out if
Christy is dead, alive or just not interested. That's a
fun game that alive or just not interested? All right,
we'll do it next bright in the middle of your
first date. Follow up. If you're just joining us, we're
playing the new game dead alive or just not interested.

(39:21):
It's the Jubile Show. And our contestant today on dead
or Alive or just not interested is Alex, who went
on a date with a woman named Christy. He doesn't
know what happened. They met on tender. He thought everything
was going great on the date. They even shared a
little bit of a kiss and said they'd see each
other again, except he's texted or three times. Has been
about a week and he has heard nothing. The only

(39:42):
suspicious thing that he can think of is that while
they were at the restaurant, she was kind of looking
around the place weird and he doesn't even really know
why before we call her Alex during that song. Is
there anything else you can think of that might be
a reason she's not calling you back? I don't think so.
I'm gonna be really embarrassed at this. Something I forgot,
really something though. Yeah, there's always a weird reason. Let's

(40:03):
do this. Okay, I'm gonna call right now here. Hello, Hi,
man's week to Christy. Please. This is Christie. Hey, Christy,
how are you. My name is Jebel Fresh, my name

(40:25):
is Alex, my name is English Evan, and I'm Christian
Gray Snow. And this is a radio show called The
Jewel Show. Why the hell are you all calling me?
What the hell is this? We're calling you? You sound
worked up. We're calling you because we got an email
about you from someone who listens to our show. It's
a radio show. It's called The Jewel Show. My name
is je Bowl and my name is Alex and my
name is English Evan, and I'm Christian Grace. Now, oh god,

(40:48):
can you guys like stop just repeating yourselves over and over?
So okay, so let me get this, Let meet this
strayca So this is a KIO show. Calling me because
someone emails you about me. Yes. We do a segment
on our show called the First Date follow Up. It's
where if you go out on a date with someone
and then end up not calling them back, that person
will email us to get you on the phone and

(41:08):
ask what happened. And you recently went on a date
with a guy named Alex. Oh yeah, and Alex emailed
us because he said he really enjoyed going out with you.
But it's been a week and he's reached out to
you three times and you've just ignored him and he
doesn't know why, and he wants to know why. That's
why we're calling again. This is the Jewels Show. My

(41:29):
name is Jewel and my name is Alex. I'm my
name is sing and I'm a Christian Grace. Yeah, I
get it, I get it. I get it. Okay, So
all right, So I mean, yeah, the date was nice. Um,
so what's the problem. I'm just I'm just I'm not
ready to be dating yet. I don't think I'm fully
ready to be talking about this, oh to us or

(41:54):
I mean, my my X and I just broke up
two months or so ago, and I I'm just trying
to get back out there, and I don't I don't
know that I'm going about it in the right way.
Oh all right, what do you mean going about it
in the right way if you don't mind asking? I mean,
he really wants to know he liked you a lot.
So no, I just, um, you know, uh, I just uh,

(42:17):
this is a safe say. I was. So, I was.
I was talking to Alex on Tinder, you know, um,
in distractions after the breakup that happened. Um, and he
asked if I wanted to go out that weekend. And
I was like, well, let's just do it. But the
thing is is that um, and this is probably me
and I didn't tell him, but when he asked me

(42:37):
to pick a place, I picked the restaurant. My X
is the GM of why why would you want to
do that? That's kind of creeper status. You want your
ex to see you on a date? Is that why?
I mean? Yeah, I mean I I want yeah, I
wanted him to see me. Um. It sounds bad when

(42:58):
you say it like that. I mean, there's no other
way to say. It sounds bad because it is bad. Ye,
trying to make you jealous? I mean yeah, yeah, Okay,
So you were using your date to make your ex jealous,
so you didn't even like your date? No, hen sweet,
I just, I just I shouldn't even have gone on

(43:18):
the date because I'm really I'm just not I'm not ready.
But well it sounds like you're still a well distractions.
I just need you know, I'm just I'm not ready
to like do something for real. I just I don't
know you're saying that the dude you went on a
date with, Alex, who we talked to, the guy that
emailed us and wanted to know why you're not calling
him back. You're not calling him back because you went

(43:41):
and you went to the restaurant that your ex is
the GM of so you can make your ex boyfriend jealous,
and Alex was basically just a distraction for you. Yeah,
he's kidding me. What who is that is? See on
the phone? Yes he is? Wow, you're quick, that's Alex.

(44:04):
He's actually on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you. So yeah, Chrissy, Um yeah, that's uh some
some corrupt right there. You only went out with me
hoping that your X would see us. I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry. I um I said I could have
handled this better. I'm so sorry. So, yeah, yeah, you

(44:27):
could have handled it. You handle it better by like
not agreed to go out in the first place like Alex.
I just I don't know. Did your ex actually see you?
I don't. I don't think he was, even though that
night I didn't. I didn't. He did this whole thing
for nothing, well not exactly for nothing. What do you

(44:50):
mean by that? Yeah? What do you mean? So? I mean,
I don't want to tell you this, but afterwards I
texted my ex picture of us on the date? You
didn't want the strange? Did he respond? I didn't? I
mean yes? Was he jealous? Um? He just said, next

(45:15):
time we go in for a date, he'll give us
a discount. Oh that didn't work like you thought out?
He doesn't care. Well, there's a great time to ask them.
Would you like to go on another date with Alex?
We'll pay for it and you can go back there
and get a discounted. What do you think here? Uh
say no, no, no, I'm gonna I'm gonna say, you

(45:38):
know you can. You can go back by yourself. You're
gonna have a date by yourself, and you can sit
there there and like this talker. You are great. Oh
my god, you don't even know me, Alex, I don't
want to if you if you use me and do
creeper like that. No, thanks, Christy, I have a colonoscopy
schedule for next week and the sounds like way more
fun to hang out with you. Did Jebel show on

(45:59):
demand jubils Dirty Little Secret? Hello? Hey, what's up? Hello?
It's always super awkward because naturally, in a conversation you
want to go, hey, what's your name? But I can't
do that because it's dirty Little Secret and everybody remains anonymous.
So you have a dirty little secret you want to

(46:20):
share with us? I do. Okay, now's your time, go
for it. So my soon to be ex husband is
cheating on his girlfriend with me. Oh wow, Scar with
who you're soon to beat me? Oh okay, that's what

(46:42):
it is. So you're all you like, have divorced him basically, Yeah,
we're like in the process. It's almost fun. And he
has a girlfriend that he lives with. But you guys
hook up. He's still up with me. Why are you
guys still hooking up if you guys are getting divorce? Um,

(47:02):
But it's a good question. Our divorce is good. It's good.
It's just we're still friends. Everything's like mutual, you know
what I mean? Right? But do you want to be
hooking up with them? Or is it like you? I mean,
you know what I mean? Like, oor is it this
one that you're in the same room? And then I've
went him from remember, you know, like sixteen years, so
it's kind of what I'm used to, I guess. Okay,

(47:22):
so she has no idea, She has no idea. How
often do you guys hook up? Maybe once a week? Okay,
so it's a regular thing. Well, I have a personal
question for you. So, like you, you're very aware obviously
that you two are hooking up. Does it not bother
you knowing that he's out here hooking up with another
girl too? Like, yeah, you're helping him keep a secret,
But how does that not because that would eat me away?

(47:45):
Eat away? Well, I mean that's kind of part of
our divorces. He wasn't a faithful person. He's never going
to be. Oh no, no, no, no, no no. Because
now he has his cake and he's eating and you're
you're giving him all the good and it's like, I
think that you need to do your fund somewhere else. Girl,
you should tell his girlfriend or that. Yeah, I mean

(48:07):
he's getting over on everybody, right, like he's getting over
on you. For sure. You divorced him because no, I
filed right, because he cheated, right, That's why I was,
I would answer, was assuming, But you divorced him because
he was cheating on you. Now he's got a new girlfriend,
and he seeing on that girlfriend with you. You say
he's never gonna be faithful. I mean, is it that good?

(48:32):
I mean no, I just I don't. Still I feel
like maybe once the divorce is final, a little stop.
Are you? Were you upset? Like? Are you upset that
he cheated on you? And stuff? Does it because make
you angry? I mean I was in that at the beginning,
But it's just I mean, we're better off separate apart,

(48:54):
right for exactly, So maybe you should actually be separate
and apart and not let him be continuing to mess
with your feelings like this, because I think, unfortunately that
might be why. Yeah, he's gonna keep doing it because
he's he's got you under his thumb. I don't mean
that in a rude way, but he definitely does. Like
what you're right, Yeah, okay, and he's going to keep
using you don't don't let that happen to yourself because also,
I'm sure at some point you want to move on,

(49:16):
right I do? Yeah? Yeah, and you probably you probably
don't want to cheat on your person, no, right, but
I guarantee you you keep talking to this cat, even
if you find a new boyfriend, He's gonna get you
to cheat because you just give into him. If you
stop giving into him, then you can find someone else. Also,
you can know for yourself you're not going to be unfaithful.
Yeah yeah, I mean I just don't want to. I

(49:38):
just don't like seeing people get used like that. Do
you guys have kids? Okay, well that makes it more
a little bit more difficult. Yeah sure, yeah, like an
other person too, because I'm not gonna piss off someone
that thrown my kids, you know, yeah, for sure. You
know what you should do is just make it for
you because obviously you have troubles saying no to this dude, right,

(50:03):
never just meet up with him when you guys are
switching off kids or whenever you have to be around,
and meet up with him in public. Just don't let
yourself be alone because if you're alone, you might do
stuff that you might do stuff you want to do
but don't want to do, like because you obviously enjoy it,
but don't do that to yourself. That's what I think.
Meeting the McDonald's parking lot and if it happens there,
you guys are getting arrested and everybody's gonna come, so

(50:24):
you won't be doing it anyway, then Jebel Show on demand.
Yes it's Monday. Yes it's daylight savings time, so you're
more tired than usual? Is it that bad? Probably not.
Did you eat a piece of candy that cost you
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(50:46):
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bad after all. And I bring up the chocolate because
check this out, here's a wrong move. The makers of
Cadburry cream eggs. Oh yeah, they've been running a Willy
Wonka style promo in the UK where you can win
about thirteen thousand US American dollars. That's that's a lot
of money, right. Yeah. They look like normal Cadburry eggs,
but they're a mix of chocolate and vanilla, so they're

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a little different. Also, the rapper looks the same, but
on the inside it'll tell you if you won thirteen
thousand dollars. And the other day, one lucky guy found
one of those eggs worth thirteen thousand dollars. Lucky him,
except he ate the egg. But what's wrong with that?
The contest rules. Yeah, say, even if you have a
rapper that says that you won thirteen thousand dollars and

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found one of these Cadburry eggs, even if you have
proof of it, if you eat the egg, it's void.
And he didn't know. So I had everything you needed
to prove that he won on except the egg. You
have to throw up right now. Yeah, if you think
your Monday sucks, imagine that Monday doesn't look so bad now,

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does it. It's a wrong move? Monday? Call us up
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better by hearing about other people's dumb sharpie sharpie. Dumb
sharpies always make you feel a little bit better when
it's not your dumb sharpie? Kylie? What's up? Do you guys?
What's that? Can you hear me? Yes, Kylie? What's your

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wrong move? Yesterday was at the gas station and someone
came up to me, just like a stranger came out
to me. And I don't don't know where this wrong
move is gonna go. Where's this wrong move gonna go?
You're a gatation stranger came up to you. I mean
I've never had that be a wrong move. I only
had that be a great move. How go know this?
This stranger came up and asked you use my phone.
M I made the wrong move and let them. Yeah,

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I don't know. I still is feeling generous. No, they
did use it, but they dropped it and it shattered. Yeah.
I was hoping you can hear me because now it's
like sort of messed up. Yeah, they offer to pay
for it. No. I mean, well they were like and
I kind of funselves. So and there was my wrong move.

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I hope that makes everybody else to feel better about
their Monday. Yeah, I feel a lot better. What's up? Okay?
My wrong move was talking trash to someone online? Okay,
a troll or something that is a wrong move. I
mean yeah, I wasn't being a troll. I mean we
were both being trolls. And you really want to get
down to it, okay, you know, Okay, so last year

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I was playing Call of Duty okay, and uh, please
get a little bit heated obviously, and uh, you know,
I really I can really talk to business if I
do say this to myself. And I was talking smack
and we got into it. Then things got elevated and
we sort of talked about actually finding each other, and
you know, we started exchanging Maine, how are you? And
then of course I'd rather that's kidding, so you like,

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literally like, let's throw down, bro. And your wrong move
was that they showed up and it was the rock
and he just pounded you. Not quite, not quite. You
can decide whether this is worse, We're better. But it
turns out Homeboy actually worked with the IRS, and the

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next week I was audited. How do you know he
was the reason I got audited? Well, he called me
with an unmost of tone number and he's like, how
do you like being audited? That's illegal, that's amazing. I'm
sure it's illegal. But he definitely got revenge. And that

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was a wrong move to talk trash that guy. So
if you didn't get audited because you didn't talk trash
on Call of Duty or online, then your Monday is
probably looking better than mud. I got one. Hey, what's
your wrong move, Chrissy Teagan? Because that's it, She's just

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one wrong move. How's your Monday going? Now? Huh? Wrong move? Mondays?
Did you eat a Cadbury egg and realize that you
could have won thirteen thousand dollars if you didn't eat
that egg? Did you give your phone to a stranger
at the gas station and they dropped it and now
it shattered? Yes? And did you threaten to fight somebody
while you're playing Call of Duty and they wound up

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being an IRS agent who had you audited? Probably not?
And are you Chrissy Tegan? So Monday's looking up for me.
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