The Jubal Show predicts the future of 2022 with Nostradamus!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do

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it in style. It's time for the best ready ego
you've heard in a while, The jew Show. So second show.
It's twenty twenty two. It's the Jewel Show. And I
know that a lot of people have been off work
for the last week or so, and yesterday was kind
of a holiday for a lot of people. And in
case you miss it, when we talked about Nostradamis's predictions
for twenty twenty two, like the fact that maybe an

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asteroid is going to hit us this year, I'll just
hit a place so you can hear those predictions, because
probably important. I can predict the future. Really watch I
predict that. I'm going to tell you the name of
the show you're listening to. It's The Jewel Show. I
just did it. WHOA, he's a pro. Okay, Well, maybe
I'm not that good at predictions, although I thought that
was pretty impressive. But the famous astrologer no Stredamus, who

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lived in the fourteen hundreds. He sure could predict the future.
He wrote a bunch of poems when he was alive,
and he predicted a lot of future events and he
was right about a lot of them. Nine to eleven
he predicted. He predicted the rise and fall of a
lot of different empires, World War two, the Nazi, like
all kinds of stuff, not just bad stuff. Earthquakes last

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year he predicted. Famine was one of the things that
he predicted. It. Yeah, if you don't know what faminist
can't get food even now, my grandma's meals is safe
way that he usually gets. They're out exactly. So he
predicted that. And what did no Stredamus predict for the
year twenty twenty two? He wrote a bunch of poems
called quatrains. You have to kind of decipher what he
was saying in his poems. But they have experts who

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go over all this stuff and not us in the room.
And this is what the experts say. An asteroid, oh great,
you know what, make impact with the Earth. But it's
gonna be like the closest asteroid, but it's not gonna
have the Earth. There's constantly thinks about asteroids coming closer
and closer and closer. Ways. Nodamas wrote this back in
fourteen hundred. Fire, I do see that from the sky

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shall fall, and apparently the experts say that that means
there could be an asteroid. Another prediction from nostredamis he
says this, and see if you guys can guess what
the prediction is. Hello, my name is Notre Damas, and
I predict the future. Who he's not here anymore, he
said this. No abbots, no monks, no novices to learn.

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Honey shall cost far more than candle wax. Oh well,
bees ago an extinct Yes, you're saying, or inflation and
the fall of the dollar or the economy and troubled
stock markets and the rise of bitcoin. Yeah, no, I
that's what they're saying. Yeah, the honey would be money

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basically like you know, the sweet sweet nectar of getting reach,
but will fall as far as financials go, as far
as like hard money and bitcoin and those kind of
things will be on the rise, which would cause a
crash in the stock market. I love how literal I
take things. I heard honey. I'm like, beast, Yeah, it's
got to be the beasts, all right. And this prediction
from Nosredomas, This last one that I'm going to read.
It's creepy to me because it's one hundred percent going

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to happen in twenty twenty two. Oh, I know that
that's good based on something I saw two days ago,
okay before I even read this prediction. So here here's
what no Damas said, the moon in full of night,
over the high Mountain, the new stage with a lone brain,
seize it by his disciples, invited to be immortal. I

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have no idea. All her was cheese it. Yeah, I
wouldn't have had any idea what Nosredomas was talking about
with that prediction for twenty twenty two. But you know
scholars of his that have people, Yeah, they go and
they decipher what he was trying to say because they've
learned his code sort of artificial intelligence where they're are
actually robot people walking around. Wow. And two days ago

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I saw this robot on like science news. I read
a lot of science news, right. It was a robot
that looks like a person. It looks like from a movie.
They've developed artificial intelligence that can move like a person.
It's facial like, it shows emotions, if it can feel
whatever robot feels as far as emotion goes, and it
looks like if you were watching a sci fi movie
the robots that are like working at the grocery store

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when they go through there, it's exactly like that. Eventually,
technology is going to take over. It's gonna become self aware,
and it's gonna enslave the human race and you're gonna
have to go to do whatever technology wants you to
do at that point, or are they gonna try to
kill us all. I'm always like, yeay, I love it,
let's do it. So to recap real quick, what are
the predictions for twenty twenty two from Nostradamus, the famous

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astrologer in the fourteen hundred who predicted a lot of stuff.
An asteroid could hit the world at some point sounds fun.
There will be inflation and maybe in economy collapse sounds fun. Yeah,
real and artificial intelligence where there are actually robot people
walking around. I do think that everything that he's predicting

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will come true in a sense, just like it's not
gonna be as crazy as everybody think. So I think
that's what they do because they look at this and
they go No. Damas said that an asteroid is going
to hit him, hit the world and burn everything, right,
because that's just how people think, because we're all nervous,
and we all are anxious, and we all think worse
case scenario. All right, text in four one six one.
Do you have any predictions that you think are gonna happen?
In twenty twenty two the Jebil Show on demand. It's

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another Jebil phone Frameyday Mornings on the twenties. Ahi, my
name is Jimmy Birthday and I'm calling from Furnishings. I
was looking for Nicholas to discuss. Hi, Nicholas, how are you?

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This is Jimmy Birthday from furnishing Son. I know, I know,
I know the last name, right, Yeah yeah, what's up now?
So well, I'm calling about some items of furniture that
you recently returned. Yeah sure, I'm guessing this is the
night scene everything. And I went through this with I

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don't know how many people at this point, there were
so many of them involved, but Journey refund of the
money and we sent it back and yeah, yeah, yeah,
That's what I'm calling is because we did receive those items,
so thank you for sending them back. We've gone ahead
and also taken the refund back because of the way
that they were returned. Excuse me, Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

(06:36):
We did issue a refund, and normally we wait until
the furniture is back in our warehouse so that we
can check it. But you returned that furniture damaged, so
we can't really take it back, so we've gone ahead
and reverse that charge. No, it was damaged before it
got to us, and then we sent it back, and
the whole purpose I'm sending it back. It was damaged, right,
it's damaged. It was damaged, and so we can't. You

(07:00):
sent it to me. It was damaged before it got
to me. When it arrived at my home, it was
already damaged. I noticed the damage. Sent in pictures to
your people. Well, then we finally shipped it back to
you and you issued the refund because you had sent
me damaged merchandise. I didn't hear much of what you
said after you were sending naughty pictures to our employees.

(07:22):
What the heck are you talking about? Well, I'm talking
about what you just told me. This. You just said
you said you started sending pictures. No, I said, I
took pictures of the damaged item as it has arrived
at our home, and then sent that as proofs so
that they didn't think that we did this. It was okay.
I thought you were saying that one of our employees
asked you to send them naked pictures, and so you

(07:43):
send them naked pictures, and that's what you were upset about.
I did not bring up nude fictures, I said, I
took pictures of the damaged item. Where did you go
from the damaged piece of furniture to naked people? These
that make no sense whatsoever. And I can understand why
you're upset. Okay, you've just found out that we have
to take that refund back because you returned the damage furniture.
I don't know where I got damaged, and I'm not

(08:03):
accusing you of anything like I said. And then, I mean,
I would be mad too if I was dealing with
a company whose employee asked me for nudy picks and
I said, nuty picks you want to back? I can
make sure and I'll check the phones around here going
on here. What's going on here is I want to
find those pictures of your naked body that we got
laying around here. I don't even know what you're talking about.
At this point, nothing has been done with anything about
my body. I always had furniture that was damaged sent

(08:26):
back to a company that took forever to figure out
how to actually issue a refund and take things back
that was damaged before I even touched it. All right, great,
So just to let you know that furniture is on
the way back to you. You You can do with it
whatever you want, seeing is it's damaged. And thanks for
understanding about us having to take the refund back. I
appreciate that. No, I want it back. What the heck

(08:46):
is wrong with you? Take a look at what you
just did? Reverse it all and shove it up? Oh?
Oh huh? Hello, yeah, oh boy, what the heck are
you doing? I just did what you said. I was doodling. Well,

(09:08):
I was talking to you and I had a pen
and you said reverse it, so I turned the picture around.
And then the other thing you said about shoving, I
did that, and whoa, Oh my god, what the heck
is wrong with you? Okay, I'm gonna have to uh
probably in this phone call, and you're gonna be hearing
from my lawyer. I don't understand what's going on at

(09:28):
this point, Can I pull you speak to somebody else
in charge? No, you can't, because this is actually Jewel
from The Jewels Show doing a phone break on you
and your wife. Beatrice set you up. Oh my god,
you've got to be kidding me. She said, You've been
going back and forth with some furniture company for sending
back where they say you damage goods, and then you
sent back their damage goods and it has been of pains.
I figured to high from there. The Jewel Show on

(09:52):
Demand First Day follow up Today's First Day follow up,
two of the most dressed out people went out on
a date together. They're not one of them is not
going to call back, I said, because Kelly is the
name of the woman who's on the phone for a
first Day fall today. She's not going to a call
back from a guy named Barry. And the reason I
say there's some of the most stressed out people in
the world the world is I guess both of them
are single parents. That's what they kind of bonded over

(10:14):
when they met and went out on their date because
they're both single parents and they're like, man, I can relate.
Life is hard, right, now, before we get into your date,
how long has it been since you talked to Barry.
It's been three weeks. So how did you guys meet?
So we actually met at a daycare. We're both single parents,
and we basically see each other every day. Oh yeah,

(10:36):
and one day we just we started talking and you know,
had a conversation and that's kind of how we started
talking to each other. That's rare actually that you actually
kind of knew each other beforehand based off of somewhere
where you guys go, And it wasn't you were on
tender and some guy was like, oh, you're a single mom.
Huh cool, let's go out. I guess it was like

(10:57):
old school way of meeting someone who asked who out.
He asked you out, or you asked him out. So
I don't know, it's kind of a mutual thing. You know.
We started talking about the struggles of being a single
parent and decided to grab some coffee. That's cute. Yeah,
And how was it? It was? It was good. I mean,
you know, it wasn't like a date date, but you know,

(11:20):
we grabbed coffee and it felt like it had some
dating implication. It wasn't just a friendly coffee, so to speak,
because that makes sense. So you're sure it wasn't like
considered a date on his part because he's the one
not calling you back coffee if that's iffy territory when
you make it a date. Yeah, well, I definitely flirted
with him. There was definitely some flirting going on. All right,

(11:43):
So how long has it bensins you've heard from him? Um,
it's been about Unfortunately, it's been about three weeks, which
is too me super weird considering all the communication that
we had beforehand. And he hasn't responded to you at all. No,
not at all the last basically the end of the day.
I just asked him if you wanted to grab coffee
again some time. But other than that, I haven't heard doctor. Well,

(12:05):
why do you think he's not calling you back? Though?
What happens? Like you know how we're on a date
and sometimes you can tell the other person's really not
into you. Could you tell if he was like into
you like you were into him? I mean I thought
you was, but it could have been. I mean maybe
it was flirting too much. Like I said, it wasn't
a date date, but I definitely, you know, it was coffee.
It was it was friendly. It was like my only

(12:28):
way to really during the date. You can't think of
a time where maybe the vibe got like weird. Like
I said, I mean, I'm thinking maybe the flirting maybe
was a little off. If it was a date, you
would think you would want the flirting rate. That's why
I'm thinking maybe he didn't think it was a date,
or since I was my first instinct after you said, um,

(12:49):
the last thing that you guys said to each other
after getting coffee was hey, let's get coffee again, sometime
I was like, ah, that would feel like not a
date to me. Well, or or that I had that
I didn't pass the first coffee and we're not going
to dinner. Now now it's just like hey, we're coffee buddies,
you know. True. Maybe I mean perhaps I was friend zoned. Yeah,
perhaps I really want to know what's going on with theory,

(13:10):
because like he was really he was really sweet. He
was a gentleman. As a single parent, he kind of
understands the struggles of like, you know, day to day
life as a parent, um, you know, not having that
significant other. And I don't know, I just felt like
we had a lot in common. I thought we had
common grounds. And you know, I'm just a little I'm
a little discouraged that, you know, I haven't heard from him.

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And he was also the perfect height. You know, I
love all men taller than me and I'm only five three,
so I'm five foot so yeah, you know, put hills
on me and one still really short, So all right,
doesn't take much for me. All Right, we'll try to
figure it out for you. Play a song, comeback, and
then call him and get your first day follow up. Okay,
all right, thank you, all right, we'll do it next.

(13:52):
Kelly is on the phone and Kelly isn't getting a
call back from a dude named Barry. They met at
their kids daycare. They struck up conversation and they've known
each other for a kind of a little bit casually,
and then they decided to go out for coffee. She
said coffee was the most amazing experience of her life
for ever, and she was pretty sure she was ready
to get down on one knee and proposed to him

(14:13):
right there in the middle of that indie coffee shop.
She said that she liked him a lot. They went
out for coffee, had a good time, they're both single parents.
They bonded over that, they boughted over a bunch of
other things. He's the perfect height. She likes that too,
And now he's not calling her back. It's been three weeks.
And how they ended things was she said, hey, let's
go get coffee against sometime and he said sure, and
that's it. So she's wondering what happened and you really

(14:37):
can't think of anything like awkward or weird. I don't know.
I really think that I came on too strong. Yeah,
guys did too strongrong? Yeah, well, I'm gonn Dallas. Phonehim
right now and get him on the phone and see
we can figure it out. Okay, here we go. Hello, Hey, Ma,

(15:03):
speak to Berry please, Lucy Berry. Who's this? How are
you Berry? This is the Jewel Show. My name is
Jewel and my name is Alex. What are you so?
What are you calling for? Exactly? We're calling you because
we do a segment on the show called first Date
follow Up. That's where if you go out on a
date with someone and then you ghost them after, they

(15:24):
can email us to get you on the phone and
find out what happened. And you went out on a
date with a woman named Kelly. Yeah, I did, Yes,
you did, and Kelly said that she really enjoyed your date.
But has been three weeks and you haven't not responded
to a single text or phone call from her. Yeah, I, um, honestly,

(15:48):
I probably should have contact her back at some point,
But well, why aren't you calling her back? It's I
didn't want to. Really, you've been kind of hard recently, um,
just in my personal life, so that played into it
a little bit. Okay, okay, is it anything that you
could talk to us about because she really liked you
a lot, you know, it's, uh, it's kind of a

(16:11):
hard topic to talk. I just don't know if I
want to bring that up. To be quite awesome, I mean,
if you're really not comfortable enough, then you don't have
to tell us. I get it. So my therapist actually
brought this up and said, I hadn't start talking about this.
I just have to open up. And I guess that's
going to be with you. Your therapistode you gotta start

(16:32):
talking about something, and this is the reason that you're
not calling Kelly back. Did you like Kelly? I did? Yeah. Actually,
I think Kelly is a great person. I see her
every day, and and honestly, I wish I had more,
you know, I wish I would have just called her back,
but and you know, and and and under maybe different circumstances,
I think i'd probably let you see her again. This

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one's rough. So all right, Well we can just tell
her you weren't interested. No, I see that, And that's
the problem because I am interested. So, like I said before,
I think my therapist really wants me to talk about it.
Do you want to talk about it now? It's uh,
my wife is the issue. You're married? No, not entirely.

(17:15):
I was married and she passed away down to her. Oh,
it's a little bit different. It's a twist on her.
Damn man, I'm sorry. Yeah, it's um, it's all right. Um.
You know, when I met Kelly, it was it was
it was fun and I I really knew I liked her,

(17:35):
But it also scared me that I liked her. So yeah,
I can definitely see that. Yeah, the idea of moving
on is, um, it's difficult, and I feel guilty. How
long has it been It's been a year? Oh man,
a year. Well, if you feel like that, and you
know you've obviously talking to your therapist about it, and
she or he feels that you need to talk to

(17:59):
people about it, then would you be open to possibly
going out with her again. I would definitely go out
with her again, but at the same time, I kind
of feel bad about wanting to do that. So let's say, so,
did you talk to your therapist about that after the date? Um?
I did. I did mention it. We brought it up

(18:20):
and talking with him, he just said and I kind
of knew we would say this, and he said that
I have to just kind of get back to a
normal life and then I have to be okay with
this decision and make peace with the fact that I'm
just not a bad person for wanting something new and
wanting to move on and heal. So, and it's very normal.

(18:42):
I feel like what you're what you're feeling. And then
once you do, you know, find someone. If you do
that you fall in love with again. Then I believe
that if it's you know, the right person for you,
that it'll feel good. It won't feel bad, it won't
feel you know, obviously this was like the first date
and that you know, that's different than what I'm talking about,
but you will feel good and happy and like, you know,

(19:03):
so that's the thing. I you know, we went out
and I actually felt good for once it's been quite
a while. I didn't actually feel guilty while I was there,
but it was just, I don't know, it was a
good experience, and then I just started thinking about it crazy.
Thank you for sharing. Yeah, and I know that was
incredibly hard. I will tell you this though. Kelly is
actually on the phone listening and she wants to talk

(19:25):
to you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So Kelly's on the
line and she and she knows what's going on her. Yeah,
she's been listening. Well, you know, I'm actually glad she
she was on the line and she heard it, and honestly,
she she deserves it, not it. I shouldn't have ignored her,
so at least she knows why now. I'm Kelly. Are

(19:46):
you there, Hey, Mary, I'm I'm here. I'm wow. I'm
so sorry to hear about your wife. I appreciate that.
It's okay, it's real. It's just not your fault, you know. Yeah,
I you know, listen, I didn't realize what was going on,
and if I had known, I definitely would not have

(20:08):
pressed on, you know. Yeah, I mean, I don't think
anybody saw that coming. Are you? Are you sure you good? Barry? Oh? Yea,
my mom, Now that you know why he wasn't calling
you back, I mean, do you have anything to say
to him at all? Obviously you can't blame him, right, No,
I not, not not at all. Um, at the very least.

(20:29):
You know, I'd love Barry. I would love for us
to be friends and and grab coffee again. But you know,
obviously take our time. It really doesn't have to go anywhere.
I totally understand. I really did like you though, So
if you do decide to take take things a little
further with me down the road, you know, I'd love
to revisit that and um, you know we can just

(20:50):
go at your pace. Okay, Well I appreciate that, but
I'm gonna be honest with you. I really do want
to go on a do with you too. Okay, all right, then, Barry,
would you like to go on another date with Kelly?
We'll pay for it. Yea, guys, she's awesome, know that,

(21:11):
but she is so this is well. I really hope
the best for both of you, and you find complete
happiness and love and everything at all. For sure. Let
us know how it goes. Keep us updated the Jewels
show on demand, Jebils Dirty little secret. Have you guys

(21:32):
seen how that Ratta Tui TikTok musical made over a
million dollars? Yeah? No, yeah, I only bring it up
because special guest on the phone right now to tell
us a dirty little secret. Ratitui? Oh yeah, I love
your Ever seen it? Yeah? Oh my god, Alex, neither
of I so Alex and I have not seen it
English having to say it's a Disney movie, right, Yeah,

(21:54):
it's so good. It's Disney. It's a rat though? Is
it a rat? About a rat that cooks? Yeah, he's
a rat who's like a five star Michelin chef. Okay, well,
I mean, why are we talking about it? We might
as well just ask him because Rat Twi's on the
phone right now, tell us a dirty little secret. What's up?
Ratta Tui? Oh my gosh, what a silly name? Hi
got you? Hi? How are you? I'm okay, I'm okay.

(22:19):
How are you not too bad? So you have a
dirty little secret that you want to tell us? I do? Okay?
What you got cooking up? I like that? Yeah? Um,
I got a lot cooking up. So my New Year's
resolution was not to cheat on my boyfriends I have
in the past. It's a great resolution. That's that should

(22:39):
be a all the time resolution. Yeah, it shouldn't. You
have a problem staying faithful to your boyfriend a little bit? Yeah?
Um he has found out in the past. Yeah, okay,
so he took you back in the past, or he has.
I mean usually it's I go out drinking, I black out. Wow.

(23:02):
Yeah all right. So your new Year's resolution was to
not cheat on your boyfriend and we're not even that
far into the new year. How's it going. Um, I've
broken it already. Oh my god. I know. I was
celebrating the New Year and I just got really drunk

(23:22):
and we got separated. He went home early. I was
still with friends and it just happened. So, yeah, you
literally broke your new Year's resolution of not cheating on
your boyfriend on New Year's Yeah. So does he cheat
on YouTube? Then? I mean he's a little secretive. Things
have been rocky. Yeah, I assume. Why do you guys

(23:45):
just break up? Honestly, I just I love him, So,
I mean, we what we have, it seems to work
for us. Okay, she likes her cake and her ice cream. Yeah,
handlehipped cream. So you guys both cheating. You guys both
cheat on each other. Probably, you definitely do. And your
New Year's resolution was not to cheat on him, but

(24:05):
you I've already screwed that up. Dang. Well yeah, but
it's a great relationship and you love him you Oh yeah,
I mean we've been together for years and I loved
him so much starting the year with a bang. Oh well,
I mean yeah, I mean, I guess so. But it's weird.
I get it, but it works for us. Okay, Well,

(24:28):
continued success in your relationship and go have some good makeup,
you know what makeup? Make up? You know what with
your boyfriend and someone out, Well, she's bad at New
Year's resolutions. Yeah, she also bad at being a girlfriend
or being in a relation. Should be single. One of

(24:49):
my news resolutions was to prepare better for the show. Okay, okay,
and at the beginning of I said, not very good.
I already failed because I said twenty six percent of
people will only stick to their news resolution. I actually
to pull some ups. Actually twelve percent, only twelve percent
of people actually stick to their New Year's resolutions. And
here are the top reasons why your resolutions fail. They say,

(25:10):
number five, you're treating it like a marathon. You're hoping
everything to get everything done at once, rather than realize
you know, it's a sprint. No, it's a marathon, not
a sprint. Right, yes, right, you know what I mean.
The other one, you don't believe in yourself, so you're like, yeah,
that's my problem. You're in too much of a hurry
to get your New Yar's resolutions done, so it was
quick and easy, everybody would do what they say. They
also say you don't enjoy the process. So if your

(25:32):
New Year's resolution is a losing weight, then you don't
actually like you do things you don't actually enjoy for workouts.
Makes sense, right, And the biggest reason why most New
Year's resolutions fail they say it says you know you're what,
but you don't know why. The more specific you can
make a goal, the more likely you will succeed it.
Oh interesting, Yeah, yeah, so she said a goal. I said,
I'm not going to cheat on my boyfriend for a week.

(25:53):
I think for her making it a week would be
a success, a major success. On demand. Smell that, Yeah,
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News Network where idiots aren't just in the news, they
report the news. For Tuesday, January fourth, twenty twenty two,
I'm Jewel Fresh and go ahead, take a deep breath

(26:14):
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y and won't believe what she told a cop to
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For me, it's that this is not my childhood necessarily,
although kind of sometimes anyway. Tequila like it's one of
those things that you smell tequila. I feel sick, you know,
like a smell can trigger a memory, Jack Daniels, But

(26:57):
I didn't drink. Yeah, oh my god. This is why
you guys are in therapy, not about child I was
just saying making the point of smell can trigger a memory,
like a hangover or whatever. But there are the ones,
the smells that remind you of childhood. Um and the
top answers, the top three answers. You guys got any
guests on what those are? These are the top smells
that remind people of childhood. Bacon always rounded me of
my childhood. So when you smell baking, you think of

(27:18):
your childhood. Yeah, because my dad used to coop me bacon. Oh,
he is all. Yeah. Mine is the smell of basketball court.
Oh yeah, because you played look growing up. I'll explained
basketball growing up. Yeah. I like that smell a lot. Um.
The smell of sulfur is one that always reminds me

(27:38):
of childhood. Soul sulfur. Why, there was like a sulfur
leak in the area of one place where I lived,
and I accidentally I washed my face with sulfur water
and then I was told not to use the sink.
And then I did it to wash my face and
then I the smell took like two days to go away.
Everyone knows. So it reminds me of my childhood. Yeah,
the three top ones though freshly cut grass. Oh I

(28:00):
love fresh child Oh yeah, that actually does the same
for me. I'm like, I don't like that at all.
It means I'm gonna be sneezing for the next half
an hour. Another one of the top smells that reminds
you of childhood certain meals being cooked. So there you go,
English having bacon and crayons. I love the smell of
crayons really. Yeah, I don't even know what is. They
smell like, they're like waxy. They're kind of a little funky. Yeah,

(28:21):
they don't smell great, but like old pans, all those
felt like markers. Oh my god, I would the ones
that were scented to like. It was like a great one.
I used to stick it up my nose and just
leave it there in class as a kid, me and
my friends weren't allowed those because we were smelling them
in a group. Yeah, like the ones that are just regular,
you know, like the sharpees. Yeah, yeah, it's like really
potent fun. Yeah, I still want to smell. I want
to smell some of those right now, all I am

(28:42):
is on Prime S. This is then in the Idiot
News Network, where idiots aren't just in the news for
next story the day, Let's send it on over to
Alex Fresh, who was on location. Are you at a
jail again, I'm in the back of a cop car.
Back of a cop car? Yeah, because this lady she
was swervin. She all pulled over, right, because swerving at
two am and drinking. So do you why HOMEO? But
she told the cop that she was eating an egg roll.

(29:04):
That's why she was fine. It's fine, It's fine, that's
what I drunk. I'm not gone, officer. Yeah, I'm sergirls
still on my shirt. L No, I think she actually
was it an arrow? Right, Yeah for sure? And but
the eggirl's not going to get you out of a
t no, absolutely not. And also you can't admit to

(29:25):
the other thing. You can't be like, I'm drunk, so right,
I was hitting an a roll. Okay, that's a leg roll.
Excuse again, Huff the fifth one to night. That's all
I has sending it back to you. This is the
I n N the Idiot News network where idiots aren't
just in the news. For the next story of the day,
let's send it on over to the English seven, who's
on location somewhere where there's a fake arm or something. Yes,

(29:45):
because an Italian man is facing charges of fraud after
turning up for his COVID nineteen vaccine wearing a fake arm.
Oh yeah, this guy is now way down money wise
because he also paid hundreds of dollars for the press
sthetic arm that he ended up not even getting a
shot in. You're going to a doctor's office, They're gonna
know what a fake arm looks like, right, because he

(30:07):
had an arm. He like, it's not like he was
missing an arm and put an arm in. No, we
had three arms technically. At that time, it reminded me
of when me and my friends's kids we actually tried
to stack each other up to get into a movie
that was like rated ar one. Well, like stand on
each other's shoulders. We actually tried that and had a
trench coat. Didn't work. Why, yeah, I bet it didn't.
That's scene from a bad sitcom. That's what happened. Actually

(30:29):
thought that would work. They would you stay on each
other's shoulders while they told you and I would just
like for you guys like stumble away. Yeah, I'm never
coming back here. Try still sext time. Yes, well I'm
growing up now, so sable. You're about to lose your job, lady,
That of course means the ANON has done for the day.

(30:49):
But don't worry, we'll do it again the same time. Job,
but lose young job? About to lose yoth job? Are
you about to lose yo job? Because nothing? And that
was the i n N, The Idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news. Student tomorrow, same time

(31:11):
for another hard hitting report from the i n N.
Remember you can follow us all on social media. At
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I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that dres, I'm at
Evan on the radio, the Jewbil Show on demand. It's
another Jebil phone frameyday mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hi,

(31:35):
this is Kevin Nordstrom calling from Nordstrom. I was looking
for Nicole. This is Nicole. Hi, Nicole, how are you?
I'm good? How are you? Um? I'm doing wonderful. Thank
you very much for asking. I appreciate that. I wonder

(31:55):
if I can, if I'm gonna be able to say
the same for you after this phone call. Is there
anything you want to tell me? No, I don't know
what you're talking about. You called me, Yes, I did.
My name is Kevin Nordstrum calling from Nordstrum. Okay, yeah,
part of the family business. Part of the family business.

(32:15):
So something got escalated to my desk. And whenever we
notice somebody doing the things that you've been doing at
our stores, I like to reach out. I mean, I
don't really get what you're talking about. You can just
spit it out and tell me. Okay, we'll know. What
I need you to do is just be honest with
me and admit that you are habitually buying items from

(32:38):
our store, wearing them two events, or wearing them throughout
your day, and then returning them for the money back,
because you know that we take anything back. What okay,
what are you talking about. I'm talking about the fact
that I know and that we know. I've seen all
the video footage, I've gone through all of the returns
that you've made at our store, and you left some

(32:59):
tape on one of the shoes that you bought, or
what should I say, borrowed and return the other day.
That's what tipped us off. Tape. Maybe it got caught
on from something else like that doesn't mean I wore it.
Whatever you're reference, it's obvious that you've been doing this,
and guess what, We've caught you. And now that we've
caught you, I am calling to let you know that

(33:20):
you will never be allowed in one of our stores
ever again. Why that's right. It happens all the time
to us. Okay, I have had to ban so many
people just today because everybody knows that we take anything back.
So go ahead and buy an item, wear it to
fancy dinner over the weekend, then return it. Buy some shoes,
put some tape on the bottom so they don't get dirty,
then return it. Do you think they we're idiots? This

(33:42):
is absolutely ridiculously. I am one of your number one
customers high shop there, so frequently do you have any
customers I've brought to you? Every time I wear something, Okay,
I am like an influencer and everybody wants to wear it.
Well I know that. Well, I will get to the
influencer thing in just a moment, because I don't think
we don't know that. I don't know if you know
this or not, but it's a department store and it's

(34:04):
not your best friend's closet where you can just borrow
things and return them. So you will never be allowed
in one of our stores again. And congratulations on being
featured on our social media for today. Have you checked
it yet? No? What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah,
the last fifteen posts? Are you slided with my detective work? Okay?

(34:24):
I got your name and your information based on the
returns that you've had, because you've had so many, I
already knew I was going to ban you from the store,
but I wanted to just rub it in a little
bit more. So. I'm with your social media and I
found all of the outfits that you've returned to our
store that you've warned a different things, and I've posted
them all on our social media, showcasing you as a
thief and a liar. How is it okay? Well, how's

(34:45):
it okay to pretend to buy close from our store
and then return them knowing that we'll just take them back? Okay,
I'll tell you what. I will take them down if
you admit to me that you buy close from our
store and then return them. I will take those posts down. Okay, fine,
I did it. I guess I did it a couple
of times. It was just a few times, though, Like why,
I feel like it doesn't matter. You guys are worth

(35:06):
like a million dollars to it. I knew, I knew
I could get you to confess. Here's the funny part
about this whole thing. Here's the funny part. Yeah, I
also funny part. The funny part is I also lied
about that. I didn't even do that. I just said
that to see if you would admit that you do
this in our stores. And guess what chocob of victory
for me? What just happened? Oh? Oh, what happened is

(35:28):
your husband Jeremy sat you up for a phone prank.
So that's what That's what just happened. What my husband,
This is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your husband. Jeremy set you up.
He said he always gives you a bad time for
buying and returning clothes at Norstrom and wanted to scare
you a little bit. Oh man, I really, you guys

(35:51):
really had me there The Jewel Show on demand. It's
time floor of the Roses only on the Jewil Show.
I really hope today isn't one of the days where
we catch a cheater. Why because Mitchie is on the
phone and she thinks that her husband of five years
might be cheating on Oh, I guess I never hope.
I don't want anybody to cheat on anybody. I just
want you to be people. I want you to be

(36:12):
with people that you don't need to cheat on. It's entertaining,
but no, we don't like doing it. Yeah. Well, Mitchie
is on the phone, like I said, and she thinks
that her husband might be cheating on her. And his
name is Frank, And I don't want this to be
true because I like the name of the couple, Mitchie
and Frank. That's like Mitchie. That's like a movie. Yeah,
that's like a romantic comedy couple, Frank and Michie, like
the twenties or thirties. Yeah, it is like that. So

(36:34):
I don't know how old are But Mitchie is on
the phone, Mitchie old, How old are you? Hey? I'm
twenty nine. Okay, you don't sound like you're from the fourties.
So you think that your husband, Frank might be cheating
on you? Why, Yeah, I mean I think maybe. Um.
So there's this girl Taylor, who um like I kind

(36:54):
of know from spin class. She's just like an acquaintance.
But she texted me a few weeks ago seeing that
she thinks she served my husband at work with another
girl restaurant. Yeah yeah, but she's only seen pictures have
been on Facebook. Oh okay, so she's seen pictures of
him on Facebook and she thought it was him. And

(37:14):
did she take a picture of the dude? No? What?
And you had no idea about, you know, him going
out that day? No, No, I didn't. And then I
tried to ask him about it, and I was just like, oh,
it's funny, my friend thinks she served you at And
he was like, oh, no, weird. I haven't been to
that restaurant months. I must have a twin. And then

(37:35):
he just tried to change the subject. Weird, not even
I've never been there. I haven't been there in months.
To have you gone there with him before? I don't think,
So okay, and so I must have a twin, all right.
I mean, you know, it could have been mistaken. I've
seen people before that I thought was like, oh, that's
my friend's wife or whatever, and then I'm like, no,
that's not them at all. So she's never seen a

(37:56):
picture of him other than on Facebook, but she's never
met him in person, none of that. She never met
him in person. Yeah, but it was just it was
his reaction, you know. And then like and then I
noticed he doesn't let me really look at his phone.
He always has his phone face down. I mean, you
guys have been together for a while, so, I mean
five years is a long time. Is that something that's

(38:17):
been newer or something that you just didn't even notice
because you just weren't It wasn't on your radar. Yeah,
I never thought about it. But now I'm like, oh,
I think that might be like a red flag. And
has cheating ever been an issue in the relationship, Not
that I'm aware of. I mean, you guys have been
together long enough to five years where you should know

(38:37):
just based on intuition if something is weird about it, right,
because you kind of know how someone acts and doesn't
act if they've I mean, five years is a long time.
You're past the just getting to know you stage. I
think you know that's a probably a few years in
you get to know everything, and then you're like now
now if something changes, it's really weird, right, yeah, exactly,
And yeah, just his response was just so strange for him,

(39:01):
and yeah, like I know him. Was he more like
caught off guard looking or was it just like super
shady because he just was trying to change the subject,
like he wasn't really making eye contact him. Then he
sort of walked away too or something. I mean, it
definitely sounds shady. Have you thought of a way to
call him that would seem legit so that he you know,

(39:21):
we can try to catch him. Yeah, I mean I
thought maybe you could call from the restaurant and say,
like that the girl he was with left something there
maybe Okay, Yeah, that was just I mean yeah, because
then you would know at least that he went there
and lied to you if he does, if he like
entertains a conversation or if he goes I don't know

(39:41):
what you're talking about, it was never there then exactly. Okay,
that sounds like a good idea. Yeah, all right, And
then I'll see somehow if we can figure out how
to work in sending flowers or something. Maybe maybe I'll say, hey, sorry,
sorry for the inconvenience. We'll send some flowers to someone
special and see if he gives us your name or
someone else. Okay, yeah, let's try it. I guess yeah,

(40:03):
all right, cool, Well we'll try right after this, we'll
play a song, come back, and then see if he
is cheating. Next it's a jewel show. Still really hope
that Frank isn't cheating on Mitchie. We will do Hey, Mitchie,
did people when you guys got together. You've been married
to Frank for five years? Right? Your husband, who, unfortunately
you do think, might be seeing someone else. You've been
married for five years? But do people want make comments

(40:25):
about your names? It's seriously is the perfect title to
a romantic comedy. Frank and Mitchie years? What do you know? Like,
you guys have a great couple name. I hope that
you aren't gonna I hope you don't find out he's cheating. Yeah,
I hope so too. Not not just because I mean, listen,
Lenny Mitchie, I'm gonna be adorable with anyone, but yeah,
I mean I love him so yeah, listeners, it is

(40:46):
so you know, if you do hear something you don't
want to hear, just remember that Mitch, You'll be adorable
with anybody. And someone who won't cheat on you because
your name's MITCHI Okay, all right, Well, we're gonna try
to call her husband, Frank right now. They've been together
for five years. The other day, one of her friends
from a spin class, who doesn't really know her husband
or know her very well, hit her up and texted
Mitchie and said that she thinks that her husband was

(41:10):
at the restaurant where that woman works. Well, the thing is,
Mitchie wasn't there, and then when Mitchie asked him about
it later, he said that he has never been there
and kind of laughed it off and then was really
awkward about it. So we're about to call him right
now from that restaurant and say that he forgot something
here and hope that one he confirms that he did
go there, and two we'll see if we can. We'll

(41:30):
see if we can offer her to send flowers to
someone for the inconvenience, and see if he gives us
his wife Mitchie's name or someone else's. All right, Mitchie,
are you ready? I'm ready? I'm ready? Yeah, all right, cool?
All right'm and Dallas when I'm hello. Hi, this is

(41:57):
Jimmy birthday. I'm the manager of and I was looking
for Frank. Oh yeah, this is him. So you're you're
calling back about my complaint, calling back about your complaint. Yeah,
I remember I called the complaint. I was there about
three weeks ago, I think with a friend and uh

(42:21):
uh you know, your server told somebody I know that
I was there and that you know. But I mean
that's like a huge invasion of didn't did you not
get that? Uh? Do you remember who you spoke to? Uh? No,
but you know they were supposed to tell the manager.
Oh okay, all right, that makes sense. Sorry man, that

(42:43):
was confusing. Um. Yeah, I'm calling you back back. Yeah,
I'm calling you back about that. Great. Thanks. So, so
you haven't spoken to anybody else about this situation, you know,
just a just a person. I talked to us that
they would let you, you know, they would elevate it
to you. One of our employees told someone, you know,

(43:04):
that you were in the restaurant, right, And that's super uncool.
It's very unprofessional, for sure. I'm just wondering why. Okay,
so maybe did they know you or new a mutual
friend of yours or something, you know, someone comes in
that I think there's an expectation you know, to write
to some privacy right absolutely that you said it was

(43:25):
three weeks ago that you were in here. Around three
weeks Yeah, yeah, Okay, that's really upsetting. Do you remember
the name of the person that that told the mutual
friend that you were there? Do you remember their name?
Not off hand, but just in general, it doesn't you
know whoever it was, you know, Can you let your
servers know, you know that they need to have a

(43:45):
little more discretion, right, all of them. Yeah. The one
thing they know about jimmy birthday around here is that
I take this stuff very seriously. We will be having
a full meeting about it. I promise you that, and
I will be making everybody aware that our customer and
our guests live their own lives, and once they're in
these four walls of the restaurant, that is a safe space,

(44:06):
and we shouldn't talk about them to anybody outside. We
shouldn't do any of that. They will understand, I promise
you that. And also I want to say that I
really feel bad and would love to offer um to
give you, you know, obviously a free dinner one night.
I don't know if you have a significant her or
anything like that, but I would love to send flowers
to somebody specialty. If I could, I could just come delivered.

(44:29):
Oh oh okay, sure, yeah that's that's that's a very
kind Yeah. Absolutely, I mean I feel like at least
I could do. Thank you. Do you know who you'd
like to send flowers to? Um? Yeah, yeah, that's that's
awful nice. I mean, I'm not the flowers sending type,
but as I think this person would really appreciate it.
So why don't you send them to Sasha s a

(44:52):
s h A Sasha her last name is. I can
probably send a card along with it. Do you want
to just say anything nice? How about great to see
you the other day, can't wait to see you again?
How's that? I'm not too good at this, but well
I probably see yeah too original? Well, the way you

(45:13):
describe that, I'm wondering what kind of roses in one?
Yellow or red because yellow is just a friendship ros
And then the ray the way that you wrote that,
I mean, I don't know if it's it's romantic or not.
And I'm not telling you how to live your life,
but um, I don't know. Let's just say that we're
friends with benefits and you know, she'll she'll like the red,
she'll know what it means. Okay, friends with benefits, your

(45:34):
friends in benefits? RuSHA, Hi, there some that, sir, sirs?
Someone else on the phone here? Oh? Yes, somebody else
is this is actually you don't recognize my voice. I
guess it. Wait, what's going on? Frank? This is actually
the Jewels Show? What's the radio show? My name is Jewel,

(45:55):
and Min's Alex and mind English Heaven. And your wife,
Mitchie is on the phone because we do a segment
where try to catch people cheating. And she heard that
you were out at a restaurant the other day and
you seem shady about it, and it sounds like you
were there with someone named Sasha. Mm hmm. What the hell?
What's going on? I knew you were lying to me.
What's going on is? I knew you were lying to
me and I caught you in it. You said you

(46:17):
weren't at the restaurant you were. You don't trust you
tried to me. I mean, you said, how could I
trust you? Why would I trust you? You obviously lied
to me. There's no reason for me to trust you.
Don't act like this is me having a problem when
you're the one. Like, if I don't trust you, but
you're like being great, then that's on me. But I
don't trust you because you literally lied to me about
being with another woman and now you're sending her flowers?

(46:39):
Do you not put that on me? Are you look
a p I on me? On me? What is this?
Who cares what I did? You're the one who's cheating
on me. I can do whatever the guy want at
this point, Who the is Sasha just a friend of mine? Yeah?
You said with benefits? Does she know that you're married
or not? You did to say friends with benefits? You

(47:01):
told me jimmy birthday that it was friends with benefits.
I'm not treating I actually know that you're married. Wow,
So frank real quick. If you're saying that you didn't
say you were friends with benefits, who does this sound like? Um?
I don't know. Let's just say that we're friends with

(47:23):
benefits and she'll chill like the red. She'll know what
it means. Sure sounds to me like that was you
saying that your friends with benefits with Sasha? Um? Hung up? Wow? Wow?
Um wow? Can I keep that audio? Yes? You can.
We'll have a producers in court, and I'm gonna take

(47:46):
all his money. There. There you go. Every cloud has
a SIVI And remember your name is Mitchie with anyone,
Yeah exactly, And that does suck, but you'll be all right,
um and well, our producer sends you the audio. So yeah,
thank you did Jebils show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret.

(48:09):
It's time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in
at four one oh six one. If you have a
dirty little secret, you can tell us anything whatever you want.
Nobody will know it's you. We keep everybody anonymous. We
don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody
gets a fake name when they call in to tell
us a dirty little secret. So you're safe to just
feel that TL over everybody's layout. Yeah, and so on
the phone right now, I'll tell us a dirty little secret.
Is somebody I don't know their real name, but we'll
give him a fake name. I'll say an actual name,

(48:31):
then Alex Frey Ash will say an adjective and then
Englishman will say it nown and that will be the
name of the person on the phone. Sight on the
phone right now is Tom Inquisitive Banana. It's the thing. Yeah, good, okay,
I'm inquisitive banana on the phone for a dirty little secret.
How's it going, I'm going it's going good. How are
you guys doing good? Good? So what's your dirty little secret? Okay,

(48:54):
my dirty little secret. It's pretty raunchy, all right, let
me tell you. Okay, well home, my freaking uncle has
been cheating on my freaking aunt and I just found out.
Oh that sucks. Yeah, it sucks. But it's also like,
what the hell's wrong with you? Like this is the
third time he's done this. What's wrong with your aunt?

(49:15):
Why not leaving him? Seriously? She's like old school, you know,
like this to keep parrots together, blah blah blah, marriage
about Okay, you don't care, so why should you? Would you? Guys? Anyway,
so let me just let me get get into it.
Let me tell you what happened. So I go over
to their house the other day. We're getting ready to
have dinner, and um, like a buffoon, like, if you're

(49:38):
gonna cheat, don't leave your phone out like hello. But
he's already been caught twice, so he probably thinks like whatever. Yeah,
at this point, he's like whatever, She's cool, I'll keep
doing it. Anyways, so he So I go check. I
go through his phone and I go through his like
hidden photos, hidden like you know, folder in his phone,

(49:58):
like he he thinks he's so cool, like so dumb.
So I find the grossest picture of him and like
this lady that he goes to work with and they're
naked in the bed. Oh what really he's got? That
one is hidden? Did you show your aunt? I haven't
showed her yet. I don't know what took it. Yeah,
what'd you do with that? I've been well four I

(50:18):
screenshotted and sidment to myself. You know, if you're on.
Did your aunt ever give him like an ultimate him
and say like, hey, one more time and you're done?
The fourth time? Is it? Yeah? Four time? Yeah, that's
what she told me. She told him, she said the
last time, like, this is it. I'm not taking me
back anymore. You need to get out my house. This
is disgusting. You're disgusting. Yeah, but I guarantee you he
doesn't believe I guarantee you he doesn't believe her. Yeah,

(50:40):
exactly what you know. He doesn't believe her though, because
if he's been alright at this point one time, I
think could be too much right, you should probably drop
someone after the cheer you one time, but okay, maybe
maybe for some reason, you go, all right, I'm going
to give you one more chance. They do it twice, Definitely,
they should be clipped three times now is your fault,
and they're not even going to think fourth time matters,

(51:00):
even if you give him a ultimum. There's been like, dude,
you've told me you're gonna leave me three times now
because I've cheated on you, I'm gonna keep going exactly. Yeah,
you took the words right out of my mouth. I
was gonna say, first time, shame on you, Second time,
shame on you, kind of shame on me. Third time.
It's completely my fault. Like, yeah, I feel bad, like
she's so stupid, Like I don't know what's wrong with her,

(51:22):
But she's not so stupid. It's just that, you know,
she's in a hard situation and has a sucky wife
no husband. Oh, he's definitely in a hard situation, that's
for sure. Yeah, you should just blow him up, you know,
because I guarantee that she wants to leave him, probably
every day she wants to leave him. That's a stressful
life too, to be with someone that you know has

(51:44):
done that before. You can't trust them ever. Again, that's
a lot of stress. She probably wants to leave for
whatever reason she can't, But you should, literally, I don't
know if you have any money in the bank. Put
up a thing in towns in Times Square, like a
billboard of the pick sure, oh man, and then put
a number on it for your aunt so that everybody
can text her and you say you should leave this dude,

(52:06):
or does blackmail? You could do some muction. Everybody can
use much money, everybody. But yeah, well if yeah, I
forgot to ask that question first. Does he have money?
Oh yeah, they're pretty well off. Oh blackmail. That's but
that's another thing I was thinking too, because they're so
well offt maybe she like doesn't care anymore. Like maybe
she's like, whatever, you're gonna die and I'm gonna get
all this money anyways. Yeah, yeah, she's doing her own

(52:27):
thing on the side too. Black do the blackmail first,
don't know the blackmail first? Okay, do that. That's all
motto on this show. All right, Well, thank you for
telling us your little secret. Thanks, guys, I got some
good tips. Then you will show on demand family. Hey,
I got a riddle for you. Okay, what do you

(52:47):
get when you cross a carrot with a personality? A
carrot with a personality? Um, it's okay to say Adam,
know you could say him, I don't know. Yeah, a
British tread that a dude named Devin. I don't know

(53:09):
why you just reminded me of carrot just now, but
it is time for Beat the Bread I know why? Why?
Because my head's read. Maybe it might be why. Yeah,
characters are kind of orangey. Yeah, maybe that's what it is.
Either way, though, Emily has signed to play Beat the
brit the only American game show with an English guy
who reminds you of a carrot, answering trivia questions with
a weird German dancy intro. Are you ready? Yeah, all right,

(53:32):
We're gonna send the carrot out of the studio. Here
I get English. Evan is gonna go into the other studio.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and English even has to beat you
outright to win. Okay, okay, perfect, All right, here we go.
Alex has the theme first before we get started, theme
is New Year's. New Year's is the theme? I like

(53:55):
how you did that? You're welcome? Yeah? All right, Emily? Ready, yeah,
your time starts now. Only about twenty five percent of
the world's population enter the New year at the same
time because the time zones. So how many time zones
are there? Seven? How large is a time square New
Year's Eve ball in diameter? Ha? What is a number

(54:17):
one champagne to toast two on New Year's Eve? Oh?
That's a root one or whatever? On average? What percentage
of people keep their New Year's resolution? Steven Bertha? What
is it burst zone for people born in January of Crystal? Already? Okay,
all right, got that. On the time we'll bring English

(54:37):
Evan back into the studio. Emily. This is the time
in the game where I ask whoever is playing the
contestant area question about themselves. Do you have an interesting
Emily tidbit that we should know? Yes? I can shake
my eyes really really fast. And when I was in
elementary school, everyone would call me Matilda because they were
hoping I could move things with my eye. Oh my gosh,
I can do that too, like your actual eye balls. Yes,

(55:01):
can you show us please? I'll try after you know
the time for that right now? We got to get
to the questions. Yeah. Yeah. And also it's radio, but
nobody can see if she's actually doing it, we'd lie. Whoa,
I just did it? Crazy, But yeah, I want to see.
And I don't know. I wonder if I can do
it too well Matilda though, that's kind of cool. Maybe
maybe we're Matilda. I mean we have magical powers. Yeah. Well,

(55:23):
let's see if you have got to tap into it.
Ye see if I have magic powers to beat an
English guy in trivia, Evan, here we go. Okay, all right, Evan.
The theme is New Year's okay, and your time starts now.
Only about twenty five percent of the world's population into
the years at the same time because the time zones.
How many times zones are there in total in the
world in the world, um fifteen? How large is the

(55:46):
time squares Newyear's eball in diameter thirty five inches? What
is the number one champagne to toast two one Year's eve? Um? Bucks?
On average? What percentage of people keep their New Year's resolution? Um?
Five percent? What is it burstone for people born in January?
Of course? All right, I don't even know a stone.

(56:09):
Time is up. Let's send it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
executive producer, Brad show Nolan, all right, all right, thank
you for starting off the New Year with some easy math.
You both got zero that I guess. Yeah, English haven't loses.
He's supposed to beat you out right to win. Congratulations.

(56:30):
Well you beat the breaths. Congratulations. I will send it Alex.
Look over the answers now to see how just how
how bad you got them. It's a hard time for
all of us. Only about twenty five percent of the
world's population into the New Years at the same time
because of time zones. How many time zones are there
in total? Thirty eight? How large is the time scores
ne yar as eball in diameter twelve feet? Whoa, it's

(56:53):
huge thing A small TV? Okay? Um? What is the
number on Champagne to toast two on New Year's Eve?
It's tainger. On average, a percentage of people keep their
newars resolution thirty five percent? Thought, yeah, way higher than
I thought. What is a burst stone for people born
in January? A garnet? She said, Crystal and you said courts.

(57:18):
I almost said big Stone because I was like, I
don't even know stone, really big Row. Well, congratulations Emily
for beating the brit and for doing so, I'm going
to send you some Jewel Show swagger for Hanglo mine
so I can get your congratulations. Emily, you were able
to beat the brit And remember we played Beat the
Britt every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time, so
tune to the next time when we beat the Bread.

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