October 26, 2020 • 52 mins
Today The Jubal Show talk about a petty office war that's been going on, a Dirty Little Secret that makes you think twice what you say in public, a Phone Prank that involves renal cars, and Drug Kingpins people who tip poorly are Alex Fresh's Worst Person!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the
new Hits one oh six point one, Ladies and Gentstice.
Is the moment you've waited for. The Jewil Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
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villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do
it in style. It's time for the best radio you've
heard in a while, The Jewels Show. Happy Monday, everyone,
I got a case from the Monday. Sorry. I just
thought i'd start off the show the most annoying way possible.
You did it. It's a Jewel Show. Happy Monday. And
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I don't know if you realize this or not, but Saturday,
this Saturday, it's Halloween already. I feel like the year
just started in saying this has been such a weird year.
And to think that it's already Halloween times almost twenty
twenty one. Yeah, I can't wait. And we've been out
of the house four or five times. That's crazy. I
don't know our kid's gonna even be able to trick
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or treat for Halloween, do you guys know? I think
it depends on where your country. Also, it depends on
who your parents are. Really Yeah, yeah, but that's always
the way it is. Say that's a really good point
in true, that's the same every year. Text in four
one or six one. What are some Halloween ideas and
some things that you're doing for Halloween? Because it's confusing
right now. I don't really know what to do, you know,
I mean, you can't really have a lot of parties.
You can, but you have to be careful how you party. Yeah,
(01:27):
you might get fine. You always gotta be careful how
you party. But like how many people we have together,
you could get fined worse, or you could get sick.
Who knows. So there's not gonna be a lot of
get togethers my buddies not. I figured out a way.
What are you what are you doing? We have, as
some of you know, we have a scooter club, yeah,
which is the family thing. Ever, our executive producer, Justin
Barnes is you're the head of the scooter Sam l
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PRESIDENTI Oh my god, so we I mean thinking about
it like you're wearing a helmet, so obviously you're pretty
much shielded up. So when you're not going to be
very close together. So we decided that we're doing a
Halloween scooter ride. It doesn't matter nice dressing up in costumes. Really,
hope no one crashes for real blood. That could be
really bad if one of one of you guys is
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on your scooter in your Halloween costume and it has
fake blood, don't you just kind of tip it over
and now the paramedics are called, like, oh my god,
this guy just doesn't know it's my costumes. Stopped playing
a joke. And those like the best things too with
us friends. Yeah, you like dressed up in h Stanta
costumes and goes Vegas. I'm just saying, do you do
the best things with your friends? Do you have a
lot of friends? What is it like to have friends? Right?
Justin it is you know English seven. Justin and I
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have known each other for a long time and he
always does fun stuff like that, And knowing someone like that,
it's always like I have to mute you on Instagram
or something because like you're always doing all this fun stuff. Yeah,
and so all of us are like, well, you're doing
what you're going You're going out this weekend, We're dressing up.
I'm like that sounds literally the most exhausting thing ever.
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This is weird because I used to go out and
party a lot like I was always out. I remember
Party Jewel. Yeah, party Jewel doesn't remember most the party
English heven or you you got any Halloween plans come,
You're gonna hate me, but yeah, me and my girlfriend
we're gonna dress up as Megan Markle and Prince Harry
and and you know, probably walk my count on a
leash because that's what we do. Okay, So your girlfriend's
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gonna pretty much go as is, and you're pretty much
gonna go as is. Yeah, exactly, all right, and then
we're gonna go to a pumpkin patch. Actually you like
the pumpkin patch. I've never been to a pumpkin patch.
Will be my first pumpkin patch. I'll tell you. I'll
give you some information. I'm breaking the seal. And you've
never been to pumpkin patch. I felt the urge this
year something about it. Yeah, because you have a girlfriends
for the first time. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, yes,
(03:35):
that's exactly what it is. I was asking you to
go right, I've never felt the urge either. I've been
dragged to a couple of badges that if you've never
been to a pumpkin patch, that's what I was gonna
explain to you English seven a pumpkin patches this it's
a bunch of happy girlfriends trotten around taking pictures and
boyfriend's dead eyed boyfriends behind them looking like zombies, like
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they have alcohol here. But it's fun. You'll enjoy yourself. Yeah, okay,
it sounds like it. I just didn't know that guy's
hated the pumpkin patch that much. Like it's not exactly
a big dude spot, you know, like it's not like
you dislike it that much that if you don't have
a girlfriend or kids, you would never go correct never.
I feel like it's like shopping with your significant other,
you would never go shopping for women's clothing, aside from
(04:19):
if you had a girlfriend. I guess I just not.
I don't know. Yeah, I would have never gone to
a pumpkin patch had it not been for a girlfriend
or Alex, and not even Alex because Alex and are married.
If you didn't know that Alex and her kids, because
last year we went to a pumpkin patch for them
to take pictures and the whole time like they're over
there doing the things with pumpkins. She's like, this is terrible.
I just want to go. Let's get some pictures to
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get out of here. And I was like, that's why
I love Yeah. This year I ordered them from a
local grocery store and those are the pumpkins. Have you card?
That's what you should do english having to get out
of it. That's why I order some pumpkins from the
grocery store. How the show up at your front porch
and be like, look, I brought the pumpkin patch us.
Can we play some video games or something? All right?
Your phone pranks coming? At six twenties did Jewil Show
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on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one
oh six point one twenty couldn't get any crazier. The
crime of the Century is going on right now and
nobody's talking about it. I can't even believe it. The
Jewbil Show, we have something to tell you about that
will rock your world. I'm very passionate about this. Yeah,
very passionate. You're about to hear how passionate in just
a second. And if you work in an office, or actually,
(05:24):
if you have any co workers, if you have a job, yeah,
good for you, because right now it's kind of weird.
Like I said twenty twenty but you'll definitely be able
to relate to we're about to talk to you. Because
co workers are terrible. Sometimes I'll set the scene for
you before we get into it. One day, we're in
here getting ready to start the show. It's just me
an English Evan. It's quiet, relaxing, we're having a nice time,
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and then the studio door busts open and it's Alex
and we had to take out our cameras in film
because this is how she entered the room. I'm livid
right now. Who does this? Who the friends time? And
she was so angry, but here's her talking about what
was going on. Somebody keeps taking the Snoop Dog picture
and putting it back and replacing it with the Jonas.
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That's right. We have a Snoop Dog picture in the
hallway here at the station. It's a really cool picture.
But when we first started here doing the show, there
was a Jonas Brothers picture outside right outside of our
studio door. I'd walk by it every day and I'd go, yes, yep,
it's just a slightly different vibe yeah to what we have. Basically,
Joe Jonas, no offense is no Snoop Dog. So Alex
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really liked a Snoop dog picture, and so she just
moved it in front of our studio door. But somebody
keeps putting the Joe Jonas one back in front of
our door and moving the Snoop one back to its
original place, and Alex is definitely not happy about it.
I'm livid right now. Actually, she's livid right now. Heard.
I am. For as much time, blood, sweat and tears
(06:57):
that I've put into the studio, you can't even let
me have my Snoop dog picture outside of it? Are
you kidding me? Well, I've never seen Alex this angry.
For Alex and I are married. If you didn't know that, right,
and I've never seen her this angry. I will play
Devil's advocate. One thing you have to acknowledge is that
they are probably thinking the exact same thing. Who is
taking the time to keep moving up painting? Okay, well,
(07:19):
let me just explain something real quick. We're on this
big floor in an office and there's only about I
don't know ten pupil that are on air that are here. Yeah,
because if COVID, there's no office workers either. So the
normal hr office worker, who's gonna be like um, nobody
put in paperwork to move that Snoop dogging photo. I'm
going to have to move it back and send a
mass email act about this. There's nobody there here to
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do that right now. It's just the on air people.
How many times total do you think we've moved it
back and forth? I mean, I allowed have moved it
three times. I moved it three times in one day.
We got in here to do the show, and of
course I'm trying to set up my stuff, and Alex
is like, I'm lived right now, and she's like, can
you go move the photo? And I'm like, yeah, moved
the photo. And then later on, like a couple hours later, Alex,
(08:05):
I'm livid right now. She's like, I gotta go move
the photo. So we go move the photo. I was
walking with her. So then we're leaving the station at
about four o'clock in the afternoon, and I'm livid right now. Okay,
So we moved the photo back, the Snoop Dog photo
back before we leave. And then at about six o'clock
I realized I forgot something at the station, so I
come back in. I'm walking down the hallway just coming
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to grab my stuff and my phone goes off. It's
Alex texting me, and she goes check on the Snoop
Dog photo, and so I check and the photo has
been moved. So I text her back and I'm like,
somebody moved it. Yeah, live it right now. It's pretty
much what she texts me. That's pretty much what she
texted back there. And I know that sounds trivial, but
it's a big deal in offices when co workers start
doing this thing to each other. Also, there have been
(08:48):
developments in this that are not just us moving it
back and forth. Now the person is taunting us and
and we've developed a plan for how to catch them. Yep.
It might involve drilling holes in the walls and things
like that, but we're gonna figure out how to do it. Also,
text in four one six one if you have any
ideas on how to catch them murder. Well, the murder
will happen, but it's it's only gonna be after we
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catch them. And then Alex is like, I'm plivd right now.
Alex is gonna kill them. Yes, So text us four
one six one, call us eight at eight three four
three one oh six one if you have any advice
on how we catch the bandit. Okay, now this is
starting to get creepy. It's the Jewel Show and if
you missed it, we're trying to catch a criminal and
(09:31):
just talked about something that's been going on at the station.
There is a Snoop Dog photo in the hallway, a
big canvas a Snoop Dogg. Alex loves the picture. Snoop
Dogg is her spirit animal and when we first started
doing the show, she put the Snoop Dog photo in
front of our studio and moved to Jonas Brothers one away. Well,
someone keeps swapping the two photos back. They've gotten into
(09:53):
a battle, have gotten into a battle, and it's gotten serious,
and they've been taunting us. We'll tell you how in
just a second. And if you didn't know how mad
Alex is, here's some audio of her when she first
noticed that somebody kept doing this to us. Somebody keeps
taking the Snoop Dogg picture and putting it back. I'm
livid right now. Who the does this? By the way,
(10:16):
we'll put those videos up on the at Jubile Show
Instagram story so you can see them. And we just
got this text in at four one six one that is.
Now it's getting creepy. Now it says I'm the one
that's been moving the Snoop Dogg picture. Wait hold on those.
It says, I'm listening to you in our hallway right now,
our radio station, our show is playing in the hallway currently,
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So that's legit. Then wow wow, So now they're screwing
with us. It's coming together, it is, so we have
to get to the bottom of it and find out
who it is. Text in four one six one, call
us late three four three one six one. How do
you think we can find the person? Hold on, hold
up one seconds. Stefanie, our technicals director, is what it
comes to seal. Her name, her name Stephanie, but her
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name looks like Stefanie, so call us Stefanie. But she
just walked in here kind of waving her hands around.
So what was up? I was just messing with the all.
I was the one who was texting alright, wow, okay,
you can leave now. Yeah, we weren't convinced you were
about to take us down a whole different road and
just trying to figure out who's taking this. So that
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was all right, Well it did. You can go back
to your cave. And edit now, don't ever do that again.
I was scared, all right. So the fact of the
matter is the person who keeps swapping out the Snoop
Dog photo with this Joe Jonas photo is screwing with
us because they left a note, like if you listened
to the first part, we talked about how this started happening,
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and Alex is really upset about it. We all are,
because now it's just the point of the whole thing.
I grabbed the photo and behind it was this thing
like taped on the wall, and they printed off and
it says, of course, you realize this means war with
like bugs bunny holding a shotgun. So so so at
first it probably started because they noticed that the Snoop
Dog photo had been moved to in front of our studio.
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But it's been there for two weeks. Right then they
moved it back to its original place, and then they
notice that we moved it back. It's now just a
very petty game, it is. And by the way, if
you go to the Adjible Show Instagram, you can see
the video of Alex when she first noticed that someone
was doing this to us. I'm livid right now. I mean,
how many times are you going to play it? I'm
gonna play that all the time for the rest of
my life. Was livid. Yeah, she was livid. Now that
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video is just gonna be blackmail. Yeah, I feel we're
going to use it all the time. Yes, we are
livid right now. But now the issue is trying to
catch this criminal mastermind, which really surprises me. There's a
criminal mastermind in this building because I've met most of
the people that are here when they're here. But someone
was obviously offended that we moved that snoop dog photo
and now they keep putting it back and we have
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to catch them. So Texas for one or six one
call us blade three four three one h six one?
What do you think we should do to catch them?
And the dude that calls all the time for everything
on the show, Armor Car Jake is here. Yes, it's
up armored. How are you are you just sitting in
the armor car right now? You know how it is?
Wait for that if armor car Jake calls us constantly
(13:04):
because he works in an armored car, that's why we
call him Jake. Didn't do that because he's getting They
got like a big chest and works out a lot
like an armored car. And so what do you think
we should do to figure out and put a stop
to the person who won't let us have our snoop
dog photo. I think it's two. It's a two part plan,
two pronged approach. I think you. I think you first,
(13:29):
go pro the area, okay, right, you just set it up,
go pro time laps so you don't waste your battery.
And then armor card Jake. I was wondering about that
because the obvious thing that people are texting in is
put cameras in the hallway. One. Of course we thought
of that. We're not completely stupid, but but I was like,
how do you keep it lasting for so long without
plugging it in and making it obvious? Yeah, time laps
(13:50):
is a good idea though, Thank you for that suggestion. Yes,
and then also build the cage and put it around
the picture screwed into the wall. That's genius. I love
that idea. First, when you said build a cage, I
thought you were gonna say, like a mouse trap and
trap the pus Again, remember that the whole thing I
was saying about not being a mastermind in this whole building.
(14:11):
I was on the same page with you. What I
was picturing was somehow propping a cage up above the painting.
Was like, let's do something on the floor where they
kick it over when they're going to grab it, or
when they grab the painting, it drops down on top
of them. That would have been amazing. Plus, I can't
even hang a picture on the wall at home. How'm
I gonna build a human trap? I mean like, I
(14:32):
feel like it's a game. I feel like they are
just on top right now, they are on top because
we haven't moved the Snoop Dog photo back yet to
in front of our studio. What is going on? So
I think that's a great idea that armor card Jake
gave us to actually put a cage around it on
the wall. I think on top of that as well,
we need like a burglar alarm. If they touch it, it
it just goes, oh okay, this is yeah, this is
(14:54):
like a what do they call a round table? Yeah? Okay,
this is so Armer Card Jake. Are you good at
you know, hanging stuff on and building stuff like that?
Because we were not? Yeah, we got no all right?
Texting four one six one? Are you a man? Are
you a handyman that can do manly things because we
need to we need a big strong man around this
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studio to help us out with hanging some things on
the wall, and because none of us can do it texting, yeah,
texting four one six one. But okay, let's do that.
Let's set up cameras, hidden cameras, and also a really
loud alarm, yes, so that when they take the Snoop
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Dog photo off of the wall to put it back
where they got it, Like it's loud, so that we
can see video of them doing that and then freaking
out because this alarm is going on. I didn't need
so after the alarm, have like Alex's sound like just going,
I'm effing living. Maybe oh you know what, maybe we
can figure out how to do that. Oh that's an
amazing live it right now. I'm down to that. All right, Well,
(15:59):
we'll do that. We'll get it all set up, and
we'll keep you updated on the crime of the Century. Listen,
I know there's things going on right now, some sort
of an election thing, some sort of pandemonium, pandemic. Really,
everybody's talking about this, The Jewel Show and the Curious
Case of the Snoop Dog Photo. We'll get the trap
set up and keep you updated, but keep texting in
(16:21):
four six one. Look if there is anybody out there
who's really good at espionage and catching people, security experts,
military Navy Seals, Swat Team, Matt Damon, Oh my god,
if Matt Damon's listing, text us four one six one, Matt,
we need your help right now. The Jewel Show on
demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one
(16:42):
oh six point one Jewils Dirty Little Secret the New
Hits one oh six point one. Let's see if you
guys can guess who is on the phone to tell
us a dirty little secret. Remember, if you want to
tell us a dirty little secret, text in four one
to six one and we will let you tell your
dirty little secret on the air. And we always keep
everybody anonymous. We don't even ask your name. I want
to see, based on my impression, if you guys can
guess who was on the phone. Okay, Okay, here we go.
(17:03):
You're getting a dirty secret. You are getting everybody. Yes,
Oprah is on the phone to tell us a dirty
little secret. What's up, Oprah? What's going on? I wish
I had Oprah's money. Yeah, Oprah, you got some secrets, girl,
(17:25):
what is one of your dirty little secrets? This is
kind of embarrassing, but in my opinion, is also kind
of awesome. So okay, Um, so when I go like
places I don't know that sounds so random, like to
the gym or wherever. Um, I put my headphones in,
(17:46):
but I don't put anything on, like no music or
audio book or podcast. Okay, okay, Well you don't want people, yeah,
they don't want people talking to you or something. Well, no,
but young people think you're cool when I got in facts, Um, well,
(18:07):
I mean I am very cool obviously, I'm Oprah. Yeah. No,
but I like to listen to other people's conversation. Oh
all right. I love to go out to eat somewhere
and I'll sit by myself, you know, obviously, and I'll
just put my headphones in and like listening to everybody's conversation.
(18:28):
That's awesome. That's fantastic idea. It kind of sounds like
the lead up though, to being a stoka, doesn't It
sounds like an entry way. I mean maybe if you
overhear a conversation and you really like what the person
had to say, so you keep falling around with headphones
and listening to what they're saying. That's actually a great idea.
I mean, eavesdropping on people's hilarious. Yeah, I've heard some
(18:49):
pretty cringe e conversations. I mean when I've been by
myself and when I've been with other people. Imagine the
cringing ones you hear when they don't think you're listening
because they think you're listening to music. Right, Oh yeah,
Oh my gosh. There was actually one time where I
did actually follow the girl into like she and her
husband were having a huge fight. She gets up the
coos to the bathroom, and I did actually sort of
(19:10):
follow her into the bathrooms. Oh and if you always
had headphones in trying to listen to other people, have
you ever heard anyone talking about you because they assumed
you had the headphones in so I couldn't he Oh yeah, totally.
So there was this one time, Um, I was at work,
actually my headphone's in and also a very great place
(19:31):
to oh yeah, and this one time I was at
work with my headphones in and um, this Becky going
off about me about like, oh, she must be on
her period or I don't know something, and while like, yeah,
that's right. Wow, So you actually heard your coworker talking
(19:51):
trash about you. Oh yeah, she was. I mean we
don't see eye to eye own a lot of things,
but still like, come on, yeah, that's a great, great
way to find some Well, I didn't even have to
wear headphones. Do you guys just do it to my face?
You do it to my face and both do you
guys do it behind my back to face? Yeah? I
mean there are times where I'll have my earbuds in
(20:12):
at the gym and they'll die right like during my
work out, but I'll keep them in just so people
won't talk to me. Oh yeah, I know. I ask
you to take your headphone down and then have a conversation.
Point you're like, hey, hey, take your headphones out. Hey okay,
hey no, And sometimes they don't even wait until you'll
finish with the exercise. It's crazy. I've had someone to
do that to me on the treadmill before. I'm like
(20:33):
running sprints on the treadmill and this dude comes like
your headphones. I'm like, I'm about to die of a
heart attack. Man, what is it? He's like, I like
your show. Yeah, well, Oprah, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. I'm gonna probably use that in
the future. It's a good one. What's Your Dirty Little Secret?
(20:53):
The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio, and the
New Hits one oh six point one New Hits one
of six point one. The Jewel shows idiots in the news.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. Monday, October twenty six,
twenty twenty, let's send it on over to Alex Fresh
(21:14):
for your first story. Who's on location in Los Angeles, California, Alex,
I have some hard hitting news this morning. Okay, you
know I just got some quotes from Amber Rose. Oh yeah,
and if you guys remember back in like twenty fifteen,
Kanye said about Amber Rose, it's very hard for a
woman to be with someone that's been with Amber Rose.
I had to take thirty showers before I got with Kim. Wow. WHOA.
(21:36):
But I bet you Kanye didn't make Kim take a
shower being with Ray j Oh Probably not. Yeah, very
good point. Yeah, but it also has a very stupid comment.
I don't know much about STDs, never had one, but
I don't think Dove soap, no matter how much you
use it can here, An, std, I don't think so.
Amber says she's done that. Ten years later after their breakup,
Kanye is still bulling her. Yeah, it's weird that ten
(21:59):
years after the breakup he would still have comments about her,
Like you think by now he'd be over that, right,
I mean if you don't, Kanye God. Yeah, that's an
amazing presidential campaign. Stop though, I want to talk to
you about how to save of America. Also, do you
know my ex girl from ten years ago? She's a prostitute? Anyway,
vote for me, Kanye. Well, I hope to get some
(22:19):
more updates from me and a Rose. Thank you very much.
Back to you, Hope so too, Yeah, me too, Thank
you very much. Alex. This is the I n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just the news.
And for our next story of the day, let's send
it on over to English Evan, who's on location at
a bakery in Charleston, South Carolina, frosting a cake for
a stranger's retirement party. Weird location. Wow, that was the
longest one yet. No, I'm actually in Ireland though, and
(22:42):
Guinness has launched their latest product which will make everyone
in Ireland question their very existence. The latest beer from
Guinness is non alcoholic. What non alcoholic? That sounds terrible.
That does sound terrible. Exactly. The beer is made using
the same process and ingredients as the alcoholic version, but
the alcohol is removed through a cold filtration method. But
(23:03):
to me, I don't know, it's like having perfect skin
and then getting botox in wrinkles, Like there's no point. Yeah,
I don't get why who's drinking this? Well, okay, so
it's like a lower calorie version, and they say that
people who want the same taste as Guinness can provide
but without the calories, can now drink this but fun alcohol,
(23:23):
I know, yeah, it has an alcohol. Fun fact, Guinness
is one of the lowest calorie beers out there because
it really. Don't think it is because it's so heavy,
but actually the process of it, it's actually one of
the lighter beers out there. Also, people who drink Guinness
are beer snobs and alcohol snobs, and I doubt they
want to drink a non alcoholic beer. Biz. If I
was going to drink something that tastes good, I wouldn't
(23:44):
be in a bar. I'd have like a glass of
orange juice or like a coke exactly. You know, I'm
not gonna have a beer. I like skin things like that,
but I also any drink with an umbrella or something
in it. I'll get down on that right away. Anytime.
Alex and I, if you didn't know, we're married, and
so we got out to dinner sometimes because that's a
people do, and whenever we do, usually she'll order a
moscow mule or something which comes in a copper mug,
(24:06):
and I'll get something very free. Yeah, I like try
to give it to her and I'm like, no, no no, no,
you give that over here swinging that bad. So that
is my story, Jewels sending it back to you. Thank
you very much. English seven. This is the i n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the
news the news and for our next story, let's send
it on over to Jubil Frash. Yes, you guys got
(24:39):
it correct. I was gonna say, if you couldn't tell
what I was humming, then you are terrible at appreciating
a skilled hum at work. You guys knew that I
was humming one of the great classics, the Macarena, which
was Mozart's biggest hit back in the day. Anyway, I
was humming it because we've all been there where you
can't remember the name of a song but you kind
of know the melody. Google has announced it's new hum
(25:02):
to search feature. WHOA where interesting? Yeah, users can hum,
whistle or sing a melody and it will try to
find the song for you. That's pretty cool. Actually, a
paranoid person might look at this new technology and say, wait,
so in order to use it, you have to enable
Google to have access to your devices microphone. Yeah, like,
what are they going to get from this? Like they're
(25:22):
always They're going to learn a lot about people from
this before you even set that. Yeah, And when I
saw the story, that's why I was thinking to tales like, wait,
so it's going to learn your humming, like not only
your musical taste, but it's going to learn your voice
so well that it's just going to turn on when
you start talking and then track you down. But that's
what a paranoid person would say, like saying, I mean,
I'm just excited about it. It'll be easier to find
(25:45):
the new Drake tune on my phone while the Killer
Jones are coming to get me, so I can dial
list needs to Drake. I guess job. See you're about
to lease your job, lady. Job that means job for
today detaining me. Well nothing, lose yo job. You about
(26:05):
to lose yoke job? You about to lose yoke job.
That was the I n N, The Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. The Tune in
tomorrow for another hard hitting report. This is I n
N News, The Jubil Show on demand only on iHeartRadio
(26:30):
and the New Hits one oh six point one. It's
another Jebil phone frame day mornings. That's one only on
the New Hits one oh six point one. Hello. Hi,
this is Pete Eakins calling from gren a car. I
was looking for Dana Grunfield. Yeah, this is me. Hello Dana.
(26:51):
How's your day going? Um? Pretty well? How are you?
I am good, especially with the little surprise I found
in the car that you were in last weekend. Um,
I'm sorry? What oh? I would I would be playing
them too. Trust me. Just know that I found it
and you and I should probably have a conversation about
getting it back in your possession. I am not sure
(27:16):
I know what you're talking about. Okay, okay, okay, this
is gonna be difficult. I know we probably have to
use code. I'm just gonna say this. Okay, this is
my personal phone. Nobody's listening to this conversation. You rented
a car from us last weekend? Right? Right? How was
your experience? It? Totally fine? M Did you take everything
(27:39):
with you from the car, all your belongings? Yeah, yes,
I didn't leave. Did I leave something in the car?
I don't recall. Oh, you left a few things in
the car. I cleaned it out myself and I found
what you had in the floorboards. So I'm sorry. What
(27:59):
are you talking about? I don't listen, Dana, Dana, Dana.
This is me and you. This is Pete and Dana
just talking here. Nobody else is listening. I promise. I'm
not wearing a wire. I'm not bugged. It's just me
and you. Okay. So we don't have to use code
if you don't want to. But if you want to
use code, we can't. Which one do you want to do? No? Well,
I would like to know what you're talking about, because
I don't. I'm not sure. Is are you serious? What
(28:19):
is this? I found the hidden compartment with the soft
drink in it, you know, what I mean. Are you
pick up what I'm putting down? Danaum? You you are.
You're saying you found my soft drink. Like I said before,
(28:40):
it's just me. It's just Pete and Dana talking here.
Nobody's listening. But yes, I found the cocaine that you
had stashed in the car. I okay, hold on, I
did not there. I didn't sound nervous. Are you having
another car then, because I found this one. Now, I
don't know what you found, but that is not that
(29:02):
I did not leave that in there. You're going to
tell me that the three kilos of coca cola that
I found in the car or not yours? Well, you
were the last one to rent it. No, I have
never even seen drugs in person. Oh right, sure, okay,
So you're gonna tell me that you rented a car
(29:25):
from us that had been cleaned and inspected before you
took it, and you returned it, and there just happened
to be three kilos of kokanya in a hidden compartment
in the trunk. I was. I rented a car, but
that is it, and I and I returned that car, right.
I don't know what I know the rules. I know
the rules I know the rules of the game, like
(29:46):
I've always wanted to do this. Oh my god, I've
always wanted to be a part of something like this.
I know the rules. No snitching, right, no snitching. I
have nothing just to say snitch. I'm not a snitch, Dana.
What I'm trying to say is that it's obvious that
you are an international drug trafficker and old peakins wants
in on the business, or I can call the cops.
(30:08):
You you want in on the business. I am not.
I am not even a drug dealer. What are you saying?
This is so cool. I've never talked to a real
life drug dealer before, and I've seen all of narcos
so excited. Stop that you think, idiots? That is not mine. Okay,
but I can tell I made you upset, and I
don't want to get upset because I you know what
(30:28):
happens when you make the boss upset, right, you know
what you have upset me and I wind up in
the river with some cement shows on yabuco. I'm really
bad at the whole mafia. Avoid them. Shut up, all right,
listen asked, I am not your boss. I'm not a
drug kingpin. Okay, I work at a jobabrit Well, now,
(30:50):
what do you know that you're a kingpin? You're laugh
you're laughing? Really, what the are you laughing at? I'm
laughing because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a prank on you. Oh my god, it's a joke. Stop.
Oh my god. Your friend Lindsay set you up. She
(31:12):
did not. She said, you're like the most innocent person
in the world ever, and you recently took a trip
out of town, so I thought i'd see if you
were maybe a drug kingpin and we didn't know it. Wow. God,
my blood pressure is through the roof. Hey, sorry about that, boss,
Sorry about that. Good because I'll cut you The Jewel
Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and the New
(31:36):
Hits one oh six point one New Hits six point
one First Day follow Up. This food taste like food?
Send it back? Right? Um? I don't like this restaurant
because it smells like they're cooking something in here. Can
we go somewhere else? But what's happening? This drink is
(31:57):
way too liquidy send it back? Are you making fun
of me? I'm not. Alex tends to be a little
bit picky. You didn't know. Alex and I are married,
so I know her eating styles. And no, I'm not
making fun of you at all. Usually when you do
complain about food, it is a legit concern and it's
not just like you're picky, you're being high maintenance. The promise.
I'm not just saying that because all but on the
(32:19):
phone right now is Kim for a first date follow up,
and she feels like that's the way she came off
on her first date with a dude named Carter, and
that's why she's not getting a call back. And we're
gonna hopefully find out the reason that he's not calling
her back in just a second. But first, Kim, we'll
slop how are you? I'm glad? How are you? Oh
my god, this phone call sounds like a phone call.
It's bucking me. We stop that. We'll get to the
(32:41):
thing about you feeling like you were too picky or
whatever on your date. But before we talk about that,
tell us about the dude you want to call today.
What is his name? I'm Sanus Carter, And we send
friends for a while, but casual friends like close okay,
and so it's not like a best friend situation where
you I decided to like, hey, you know, we've been
(33:01):
friends for her, let's try it out out dating. And
now he's not calling you back. Oh no, not at all.
Who initiated the first conversation like to go out? Oh
it was Carter, but I I've always had like a
little bit of a crush on him, so I was
really excited when he asked me out. Okay, so did
you guys end up going for your date? Um, well,
we went to dinner, but I had to do Sorry,
(33:25):
I'll stop doing that. That's annoying. Okay, Okay, So we
went to dinner and it was just a restaurant nearby,
but everything was like great, Like we had a great
conversation and we laughed a long which I love. What
was he more than what you thought he'd be based
on the fact that you guys kind of knew each other,
you know, you said he had a crush on him.
Was he everything that you thought was Carter? Everything that
(33:48):
you thought Carter would be? Yes, Carter was we Like
I said, we didn't know each other super well, but
he's funny and he's really smart. And we also talked
about like our family ais and even our like fears
and dreams. So it was a little deeper than I
thought it would be, and like it was surprisingly like
really good. What are the fears like spiders and things
(34:09):
like that, or worried? Did you go, hey, what's your fear?
And he's like commitment dying? We did like irrational fears
and then just you know, thinking that you're kind of
afraid of like in general. Yeah, so you said that
things like went good on your date, but you said
that you think that you're high maintenance. Well I think, well,
(34:29):
the only thing I can think of is that I
did send my drinks back twice because it just it
didn't taste right and I don't normally do that, but
it really was like not good. Yeah, well that's not good.
You should maybe he thought I was too picky or
something or high maintenance. Did you did you send anything
else back? Okay? Well I did get a steak and
(34:52):
it wasn't done enough, so I did like send it back. Okay,
All right, that's the reason you think he's not calling
you back. I mean, it sound like everything went great
other than that. Yeah, I mean we even like when
I dropped him off, we even like kissed and like
everything went great, And that's kind of the only thing
I could think of that surprising off. Okay, And there's
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absolutely like nothing else that you're leaving out that you
think he might not be cooling you back for No,
I mean not at all. Okay, did you guys meet there? No,
his car was in the shop, so I actually picked
him up when we drove together. Okay, okay. So have
you tried to text her call since and he's not
answering or what's going on with that? Yeah? Well, I've
(35:35):
texted him a couple of times and he's just kind
of takes hours to respond and normally he's like way
more responsive, and then his responses are a little more short,
and it just like, yeah, okay, so you can tell
that he's just not interested in going out again. That's
kind of how I feel, and I don't know why. Okay.
(35:56):
And when you dropped him off, he kissed you at
the end of the day, so kind of weird. Well, exactly,
play a song, come back, call him and see if
we can figure it out. Okay, Okay, thank you, all right,
hold on, we'll do it next. It's a Jewel show
on Hits one or six point one. The New hits
one oh six point one first day follow up. Something
that I've always found interesting with these type of segments,
(36:20):
the first date follow up, which you're in the middle
of right now, is that when people go out on
a date, right, a lot of times they'll kiss. At
the end of the day, they'll kiss the person that
they went out with and then never talk to them again.
Done it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Kim, who's on the phone
right now for a first date follow up, thinks that
might have happened to her because she went out with
(36:41):
a friend of her name, Carter. I guess they're more
like acquaintances. But they went to dinner. She said, they
had a great time. They even talked about their fears
and other deep conversations she said. She said he was
really funny, and even at the end of the night,
she drove because his car was in the shop. At
the end of the night when she dropped him off,
they shared a kiss. But he's not talking to her.
And the only thing that she thinks she could have
(37:02):
done wrong is maybe she came off a little picky
because Kim, you wouldn't stop sending your food back, isn't
that right? Well? No, I mean I sent my drink
back and I sent my steak back. But I was
really you know, it was really nice about it was right,
all right, you don't have to be rude about that. Okay,
please come down. Yeah. I mean you don't sound like
somebody who would be really rude or anything. So we
will get him on the phone right now and see
(37:23):
if we can figure it out. Okay, okay, great, here
we go. Hello him, I speak the Carter please, this
is him. Hey, Carter, how are you. This is Jewil
from the Jewil Show. I think you might have the
(37:45):
wrong number. I don't think so, because I asked for
Carter and you said yes, and then I said Carter
again and you still respond. It's like I think I
have the right number unless I'm calling a random Carter
that has the same number as you. Carter, Okay, this
is the what'd you say your name was? Again? My
name is Jebil, and I ho it's a radio show
called The Jewels Show. Okay, so why are you calling me?
(38:09):
That is an interesting question, Carter. Before I answer that,
I want to introduce you to everybody on the show.
My name is Jewel, like I said, with me as
always as Mahata's wife, Alex free Out Hello and English Evan, Hello, Carter, Hello,
So where are you calling me again? I'm calling you
because we got an email about you from somebody who
listens to the show. Okay, we do a thing on
(38:34):
the show where if you go out on a date
with someone and then ghost them, that person can email
us to get you on the phone and figure out
what happened. And recently we got an email from a
woman named Kim. Okay, Yeah, did you go on a
date with a woman named Kim? Yes? I did. Did
you kiss a woman named Kim and never call her back? Yes?
(38:57):
That is that is what I did. All right. Do
you mind telling us why you don't want to call
her back? She's really curious. Oh that she she wants
to know. Yes, I don't really want to hurt her
feelings or anything. Well, she reached out to us and
wants to know. So not a big deal, like you
can say it. Yeah, she knows a deal we all
want to know. Okay, Well, she's she's really cool. Um.
(39:20):
You know, we've been kind of friends for a little
while and we've always gotten along really well. You know,
I always kind of had a little crush on her.
Oh you guys both had crushed on each other and
you were kind of friends for a long time. Why
aren't you married by now? Yeah? Um? Well, I, like
I said, she was cool. There was just something I
discovered that I didn't know about her that kind of
(39:40):
threw me off a little bit. What was that? She
kind of seems to have some anger issues, really want
anger issues. Well, she said that she had been like
her drink and her steak back. But she said that,
I mean, she wasn't rude about it. Oh yeah, no
that like that didn't bother me at all, Like that
(40:02):
was no big deal. So where does the anger come
into play? So she picked me up to go to
the to go to the restaurant, and it was pretty
road rage on the way there. Oh oh really yeah,
like like really road ragi, like because like you can
road rage, but then you can road rage yeah people off. Yes,
(40:27):
yes to both of those things, like super aggressive driving,
you know, cutting people off? Um, are you talking about
my husband? People? No? This is uh, you know, nice
old Kim wow is serious. Yeah. I don't know if
she just felt comfortable doing that because we like knew
(40:49):
each other. But like I I did not feel like
getting in a fight for a first date. Yeah, that'd
be a weird warm up get to dinner. Well, she
definitely didn't tell us about the road range. Oh she didn't.
I think I know why she lifted out. Now, why
is that because she's a road ranging it's crazy? Oh?
Yeah she was. She was scary. I was, I was,
(41:09):
I was scared, all right, well, Firecracker, Yeah, Well, hopefully
she's in a good mood still, because Carter, I have
to let you know that she's actually on the other
line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you.
What she's on the phone listening? Yes, she is, unless
she hung up. Are you there, Kim, Yeah, I'm here,
(41:30):
is what Carter says. True. I mean, I get like
a little irritative when I drive, but I didn't think
it was crazy or scary. You know, I don't think
you're crazy, but that was crazy behavior. I mean I
was a little angry. I'm sorry. I just wanted to
get to the restaurant and well, were you hungry? Um
(41:54):
after the date? Because the road rage was not that
much better on the way home? Well, yeah, I mean,
if I'm driving behind some nugget that's slow. I'm going
to flip them off. Yeah, I'm always wanting to slip
someone off if they're going at or below the speed limit. Yeah.
Those nuggets, man, those nuggets. There's the there's the rage.
(42:14):
Like you know how many times I heard uget this,
NuGet that on the way home. That's funny. Look, Carter,
I am sorry, like I do get a little angry
when I drive. But apart from that, I the date
was really great, right, yeah, I mean other than being
scared for my life, um, going there and coming back,
(42:34):
it was great. Well, well it clearly wasn't that bad
because you did kiss me. Yeah. I mean I had
just gone through a traumatic experience. You know, I was scared.
He's gonna get raged one to make out rage? All right, Well,
at least we know what happened. But Carter, would you
like to go out on another date with Kim? We'll
(42:55):
pay for it. I'm not sure that was a scary run.
I promise, like you can you can drive every time,
and I promise I will be like that. There you go, Carter.
I mean you said you liked her, just don't ever
let her drive? Yeah, Um, well you were looking pretty
cute in those heels, so I wouldn't really seeing that again.
(43:19):
So yeah, I mean, yeah, let's do it. Awesome. Congratulations
seems like kind of a scared yes, but yeah, it
does seem very timid. It's a timid yes, but it's
a yes. Nonetheless, that rhymed Kim, Congratulations, we got you
another date with Carter? Yeah, thank you guys. Yeah, and
I would have hate to have found out what would
have happened if we didn't get you a date from
the same things. Well, I would have had to call
(43:43):
you guys. Should Jubiles show on demand only on iHeart
Radio and the New Hits one oh six point one.
Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one
oh six point one. I hope you guys are ready
to get pumped up, always ready, because it's hard not
to be hype with Who's on the phone right now?
(44:04):
It's time for Dirty Little Secret? Remember texting four one
six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you
can tell it on the show. We always keep everybody anonymous.
We don't even ask what your name is. And on
the phone right now, Richard Simmons, whoa fitness guru you know,
short shorts, tan, little body, curly, hairy. Yeah, okay, Richard
Simmons is on the phone to tell us a dirty
(44:24):
little secret. What's up? Richard Simmons, Hey, what's up? Not
much so putting out much material lately? Yeah, still working out,
running around from confetti on people or whatever you do.
Oh for sure, tons of confetti, deal emal. I think
he did the deal emial thing. That's a really old reference.
Are you now, Richard Simmons, Yeah, sixty seventy two, seventy two,
(44:48):
you're seventy two. Enough about you and at your age,
Richard Simmons, you're calling in to tell us a dirty
little secrets? So what is your dirty little secret? Oh?
My dirty little secret is I flirt with guys who
liked me to get them to do stuff for me.
I feel like every woman does that. You just described
(45:12):
how the world was. Yeah, you describe why dudes have jobs.
What are some things that you've gotten guys to do
for you? Change my tires, oil light bulbs, run the
errands sometimes. Right, it sounds like she said this before.
Are you sure this is a secret? Yeah? Yeah, So
(45:32):
you basically have personal assistance by flirting with dudes. Yeah,
I mean I don't initiate the flirting, so okay, well
you know that that guys expects stuff in return. Well,
but most guys are stupid, and there'll keep doing it
and doing it and doing it and doing it, and
it takes probably about four or five years, and they'll
be like, oh, I don't think she ever gonna touch me. No. Actually,
(45:54):
a lot of guys just go for it. Really, they
make a move at some point, so it moves made
on you at all. Yeah, I mean some tribes, but
I turn them down every times, right, I mean, do
you have any idea of how to do these things
on your own? Though? Like change your light bulb and stuff?
So I actually know how to do all of that stuff,
(46:17):
probably way better than these guys do. But you know,
it's more free time. You have all the skills to
do all the things that you're having guys do for
you by flirting with them. You just don't want to
do it. Yeah, for sure, why do it if I
don't have to? If they're doing errands for you and
things like that, are like as any of them giving
you money to Yeah, are you flirting with them to
get cash? Pay some bills? They haven't dollar dollar bills, y'all.
(46:41):
I haven't tried that one, but I have saved money
on gas. It sounds like these guys would do yea
and some light bulbs. It sounds like these guys would
do anything for you, So I would upgrade your game
to cash. Yeah, I would definitely. No, I don't want
to use them. You are using them, I mean I
think that's still using them, but you know, like not
(47:03):
really like I'm not using them using them. I'm just
like having them do things for me to help me. Yeah,
and you're not like paying them to do the things
for you, You're having them do it by flirting with them. Yeah. Yeah, Okay,
Well I think everybody in this room can agree. What
is that called using oh the jewel show, Well, that
(47:30):
just goes to show you women could get anything from
thirsty dudes. And speaking of thirsty dudes, yeah, follow Alex online.
I'm a thirsty dude. No thirsty dudes would want to
follow you because you're a chiline. I'mlin. I guess that
didn't really make my point. Yeah, I'm a thirsty dude
for Alex. Follow me online. Do follow her, but it's
(47:51):
at that dreas if you want to follow Alex at
that dre If you want to follow me, it's at
Jewel Fresh. If you want to follow me, it's at
Evan on the radio. And also you can just all
the show at the Jewel Show. Sorry to be so
confusing about the thirsty dude this thing. There are a
lot of thirsty dudes, but I'm definitely not one of them.
What's your Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand
(48:12):
only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one h six
point one. Who's Alex's worst person in the world today?
Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? This one,
I don't know. I don't know about this one because
some people do it and some people don't, depending on
the situation. Okay, okay, the worst person in the world
(48:33):
today for me is bad tippers. And I say all
that because some people are okay with tipping bad if
they get bad service, but I can't. If I get
bad service, I feel too bad. I know you do
it all the time, Alex does it all the time.
We'll have bad service, real bad service. And I'm an
over tip for a couple of reasons. Over tip because
I worked in the service industry for a long time.
(48:53):
I was a service for a long time and it
was a terrible service, so I got short at on
tips a lot. But I also over tip because I'm
very bad at matt. I don't feel bad they have
to like bust people out, you know, or like tip
out their busters and tip o other people. I don't know.
I just feel like they might have been really busy,
you know, even even though it's bad service, I still
cannot tip less than twenty percent. Is there a regular
place that you guys go to eat or anything. We
(49:13):
go to three places, so yeah, we always go to
the same place. They probably love it when you guys coming, Yeah,
they do. But I also noticed what they do all
the restaurants do is they put twenty percent, you know,
like they put the ten or fifteen or twenty or
whatever at the bottom. But they're suggesting that you pay
twenty percent on top of taxes. Oh and I actually
didn't even know that for a long time, where I
(49:34):
was tipping twenty percent on the full bill and you
should only be doing it on the sub total. It's
very shady that they didn't say that before I do.
Alex is like my worst person in the world to
day is bad tippers, and then she's just breaking down
how to give them less money. I mean, I think
I think that tipping more than twenty percent is too much.
Like that's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot on a bill,
so you're having it's pretty much like twenty five percent
that they do it on top of just a subtitals too.
(49:56):
I am a bad tipper, are you really? Well? Because
you're English and they don't tip over there very well? No,
because we were taught that you're not supposed to tip,
like all the time as well. Like you guys will
go to say like a haircut or if you pick
up food from somewhere and they'll ask you like for
tips or like it's expected that you are supposed to tip.
Yeah I don't. I don't tip on pickup orders. Okay,
yeah I don't either, But I still feel bad, now,
(50:17):
do you really? Yeah, they've done nothing. I know. I
pretty much tip everybody because they still have a to
go person working there getting all the stuff ready right,
and so that's I used to used to do that
job a lot, you know, and people would never tip me.
So to go workers though that's a legit thing. They're
getting it. They have to get everything ready to go
and pack it up for you. If you call a
place and you're like, I wanted to go order, they
usually have one person that designated and do that, So
(50:38):
I feel like you should tip them. You should definitely
tip on haircuts. Really yeah, definitely. Every single time you
don't tip on a haircuts Semon, I don't tip on haircuts?
Oh my god, they hate you, but that's their job
to cut my head. But it's also required to tip
in America? Is it on your haircut? Is it illegal?
It's illegal? Yeah, nobody is really, like people will expect
on a service like that, you should. So do you
(51:00):
go to the same haircut person every time? Yeah? He
hates you. No he doesn't. Jake had me over for
dinner not that long ago, probably to ask you why
you don't tip him. He's like, can you get the bill? Ye? No,
he does like me. Does Jake listen to the show
at all? I think so? Yeah, Jake text in four
one O six one. There's a lot of people out
there who are who despised tipping, who don't tip on purpose,
not just because they don't think the job deserves tipping,
(51:21):
but they just hate tipping in restaurants at all, and
they're just like no, no, they got they get a
paycheck and that's it. I had a friend who she
would find any reason and not tip him good and
it was so annoying. And I just think she's cheap.
You see how dirty our servers shoes are? Nt him
actually need more tips to buy some new shoes. She's blonde.
It was like do you not? It was so obvious.
(51:43):
It was like every time, wow, yeah, and it was
always worth Like another friend who was a server and
we would talk about it. Oh yeah, gosh, he's just
trying to get out of tipping because she's cheap. That's
what it is. It is well, I mean it's expensive
and people are broke, you know, I understand it. Like, look,
I'm not I don't want a tip, but I just
feel pressured to tip sometimes. Yeah, And so I tipped
(52:03):
too much because, like I said, bad at math also
kind of dumb. So with that kind of stuff, Well,
I learned something new today, what that Evan's a bad tipper.
So also, if we ever go out to eat, I'm
probably gonna tip a little extra because you probably enough
even because you tip bad and other people tip bad
(52:25):
and probably make the waitresses go home and cry at night.
You were the worst person in the world today. That
made me feel bad. That was person in the world today.
That was Missus, worst person in the world today. The
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(00:21):
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do
it in style. It's time for the best radio you've
heard in a while, The Jewels Show. Happy Monday, everyone,
I got a case from the Monday. Sorry. I just
thought i'd start off the show the most annoying way possible.
You did it. It's a Jewel Show. Happy Monday. And
(00:43):
I don't know if you realize this or not, but Saturday,
this Saturday, it's Halloween already. I feel like the year
just started in saying this has been such a weird year.
And to think that it's already Halloween times almost twenty
twenty one. Yeah, I can't wait. And we've been out
of the house four or five times. That's crazy. I
don't know our kid's gonna even be able to trick
(01:05):
or treat for Halloween, do you guys know? I think
it depends on where your country. Also, it depends on
who your parents are. Really Yeah, yeah, but that's always
the way it is. Say that's a really good point
in true, that's the same every year. Text in four
one or six one. What are some Halloween ideas and
some things that you're doing for Halloween? Because it's confusing
right now. I don't really know what to do, you know,
I mean, you can't really have a lot of parties.
You can, but you have to be careful how you party. Yeah,
(01:27):
you might get fine. You always gotta be careful how
you party. But like how many people we have together,
you could get fined worse, or you could get sick.
Who knows. So there's not gonna be a lot of
get togethers my buddies not. I figured out a way.
What are you what are you doing? We have, as
some of you know, we have a scooter club, yeah,
which is the family thing. Ever, our executive producer, Justin
Barnes is you're the head of the scooter Sam l
(01:48):
PRESIDENTI Oh my god, so we I mean thinking about
it like you're wearing a helmet, so obviously you're pretty
much shielded up. So when you're not going to be
very close together. So we decided that we're doing a
Halloween scooter ride. It doesn't matter nice dressing up in costumes. Really,
hope no one crashes for real blood. That could be
really bad if one of one of you guys is
(02:09):
on your scooter in your Halloween costume and it has
fake blood, don't you just kind of tip it over
and now the paramedics are called, like, oh my god,
this guy just doesn't know it's my costumes. Stopped playing
a joke. And those like the best things too with
us friends. Yeah, you like dressed up in h Stanta
costumes and goes Vegas. I'm just saying, do you do
the best things with your friends? Do you have a
lot of friends? What is it like to have friends? Right?
Justin it is you know English seven. Justin and I
(02:32):
have known each other for a long time and he
always does fun stuff like that, And knowing someone like that,
it's always like I have to mute you on Instagram
or something because like you're always doing all this fun stuff. Yeah,
and so all of us are like, well, you're doing
what you're going You're going out this weekend, We're dressing up.
I'm like that sounds literally the most exhausting thing ever.
(02:53):
This is weird because I used to go out and
party a lot like I was always out. I remember
Party Jewel. Yeah, party Jewel doesn't remember most the party
English heven or you you got any Halloween plans come,
You're gonna hate me, but yeah, me and my girlfriend
we're gonna dress up as Megan Markle and Prince Harry
and and you know, probably walk my count on a
leash because that's what we do. Okay, So your girlfriend's
(03:15):
gonna pretty much go as is, and you're pretty much
gonna go as is. Yeah, exactly, all right, and then
we're gonna go to a pumpkin patch. Actually you like
the pumpkin patch. I've never been to a pumpkin patch.
Will be my first pumpkin patch. I'll tell you. I'll
give you some information. I'm breaking the seal. And you've
never been to pumpkin patch. I felt the urge this
year something about it. Yeah, because you have a girlfriends
for the first time. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, yes,
(03:35):
that's exactly what it is. I was asking you to
go right, I've never felt the urge either. I've been
dragged to a couple of badges that if you've never
been to a pumpkin patch, that's what I was gonna
explain to you English seven a pumpkin patches this it's
a bunch of happy girlfriends trotten around taking pictures and
boyfriend's dead eyed boyfriends behind them looking like zombies, like
(03:58):
they have alcohol here. But it's fun. You'll enjoy yourself. Yeah, okay,
it sounds like it. I just didn't know that guy's
hated the pumpkin patch that much. Like it's not exactly
a big dude spot, you know, like it's not like
you dislike it that much that if you don't have
a girlfriend or kids, you would never go correct never.
I feel like it's like shopping with your significant other,
you would never go shopping for women's clothing, aside from
(04:19):
if you had a girlfriend. I guess I just not.
I don't know. Yeah, I would have never gone to
a pumpkin patch had it not been for a girlfriend
or Alex, and not even Alex because Alex and are married.
If you didn't know that Alex and her kids, because
last year we went to a pumpkin patch for them
to take pictures and the whole time like they're over
there doing the things with pumpkins. She's like, this is terrible.
I just want to go. Let's get some pictures to
(04:41):
get out of here. And I was like, that's why
I love Yeah. This year I ordered them from a
local grocery store and those are the pumpkins. Have you card?
That's what you should do english having to get out
of it. That's why I order some pumpkins from the
grocery store. How the show up at your front porch
and be like, look, I brought the pumpkin patch us.
Can we play some video games or something? All right?
Your phone pranks coming? At six twenties did Jewil Show
(05:01):
on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one
oh six point one twenty couldn't get any crazier. The
crime of the Century is going on right now and
nobody's talking about it. I can't even believe it. The
Jewbil Show, we have something to tell you about that
will rock your world. I'm very passionate about this. Yeah,
very passionate. You're about to hear how passionate in just
a second. And if you work in an office, or actually,
(05:24):
if you have any co workers, if you have a job, yeah,
good for you, because right now it's kind of weird.
Like I said twenty twenty but you'll definitely be able
to relate to we're about to talk to you. Because
co workers are terrible. Sometimes I'll set the scene for
you before we get into it. One day, we're in
here getting ready to start the show. It's just me
an English Evan. It's quiet, relaxing, we're having a nice time,
(05:46):
and then the studio door busts open and it's Alex
and we had to take out our cameras in film
because this is how she entered the room. I'm livid
right now. Who does this? Who the friends time? And
she was so angry, but here's her talking about what
was going on. Somebody keeps taking the Snoop Dog picture
and putting it back and replacing it with the Jonas.
(06:12):
That's right. We have a Snoop Dog picture in the
hallway here at the station. It's a really cool picture.
But when we first started here doing the show, there
was a Jonas Brothers picture outside right outside of our
studio door. I'd walk by it every day and I'd go, yes, yep,
it's just a slightly different vibe yeah to what we have. Basically,
Joe Jonas, no offense is no Snoop Dog. So Alex
(06:36):
really liked a Snoop dog picture, and so she just
moved it in front of our studio door. But somebody
keeps putting the Joe Jonas one back in front of
our door and moving the Snoop one back to its
original place, and Alex is definitely not happy about it.
I'm livid right now. Actually, she's livid right now. Heard.
I am. For as much time, blood, sweat and tears
(06:57):
that I've put into the studio, you can't even let
me have my Snoop dog picture outside of it? Are
you kidding me? Well, I've never seen Alex this angry.
For Alex and I are married. If you didn't know that, right,
and I've never seen her this angry. I will play
Devil's advocate. One thing you have to acknowledge is that
they are probably thinking the exact same thing. Who is
taking the time to keep moving up painting? Okay, well,
(07:19):
let me just explain something real quick. We're on this
big floor in an office and there's only about I
don't know ten pupil that are on air that are here. Yeah,
because if COVID, there's no office workers either. So the
normal hr office worker, who's gonna be like um, nobody
put in paperwork to move that Snoop dogging photo. I'm
going to have to move it back and send a
mass email act about this. There's nobody there here to
(07:41):
do that right now. It's just the on air people.
How many times total do you think we've moved it
back and forth? I mean, I allowed have moved it
three times. I moved it three times in one day.
We got in here to do the show, and of
course I'm trying to set up my stuff, and Alex
is like, I'm lived right now, and she's like, can
you go move the photo? And I'm like, yeah, moved
the photo. And then later on, like a couple hours later, Alex,
(08:05):
I'm livid right now. She's like, I gotta go move
the photo. So we go move the photo. I was
walking with her. So then we're leaving the station at
about four o'clock in the afternoon, and I'm livid right now. Okay,
So we moved the photo back, the Snoop Dog photo
back before we leave. And then at about six o'clock
I realized I forgot something at the station, so I
come back in. I'm walking down the hallway just coming
(08:26):
to grab my stuff and my phone goes off. It's
Alex texting me, and she goes check on the Snoop
Dog photo, and so I check and the photo has
been moved. So I text her back and I'm like,
somebody moved it. Yeah, live it right now. It's pretty
much what she texts me. That's pretty much what she
texted back there. And I know that sounds trivial, but
it's a big deal in offices when co workers start
doing this thing to each other. Also, there have been
(08:48):
developments in this that are not just us moving it
back and forth. Now the person is taunting us and
and we've developed a plan for how to catch them. Yep.
It might involve drilling holes in the walls and things
like that, but we're gonna figure out how to do it. Also,
text in four one six one if you have any
ideas on how to catch them murder. Well, the murder
will happen, but it's it's only gonna be after we
(09:10):
catch them. And then Alex is like, I'm plivd right now.
Alex is gonna kill them. Yes, So text us four
one six one, call us eight at eight three four
three one oh six one if you have any advice
on how we catch the bandit. Okay, now this is
starting to get creepy. It's the Jewel Show and if
you missed it, we're trying to catch a criminal and
(09:31):
just talked about something that's been going on at the station.
There is a Snoop Dog photo in the hallway, a
big canvas a Snoop Dogg. Alex loves the picture. Snoop
Dogg is her spirit animal and when we first started
doing the show, she put the Snoop Dog photo in
front of our studio and moved to Jonas Brothers one away. Well,
someone keeps swapping the two photos back. They've gotten into
(09:53):
a battle, have gotten into a battle, and it's gotten serious,
and they've been taunting us. We'll tell you how in
just a second. And if you didn't know how mad
Alex is, here's some audio of her when she first
noticed that somebody kept doing this to us. Somebody keeps
taking the Snoop Dogg picture and putting it back. I'm
livid right now. Who the does this? By the way,
(10:16):
we'll put those videos up on the at Jubile Show
Instagram story so you can see them. And we just
got this text in at four one six one that is.
Now it's getting creepy. Now it says I'm the one
that's been moving the Snoop Dogg picture. Wait hold on those.
It says, I'm listening to you in our hallway right now,
our radio station, our show is playing in the hallway currently,
(10:36):
So that's legit. Then wow wow, So now they're screwing
with us. It's coming together, it is, so we have
to get to the bottom of it and find out
who it is. Text in four one six one, call
us late three four three one six one. How do
you think we can find the person? Hold on, hold
up one seconds. Stefanie, our technicals director, is what it
comes to seal. Her name, her name Stephanie, but her
(10:58):
name looks like Stefanie, so call us Stefanie. But she
just walked in here kind of waving her hands around.
So what was up? I was just messing with the all.
I was the one who was texting alright, wow, okay,
you can leave now. Yeah, we weren't convinced you were
about to take us down a whole different road and
just trying to figure out who's taking this. So that
(11:18):
was all right, Well it did. You can go back
to your cave. And edit now, don't ever do that again.
I was scared, all right. So the fact of the
matter is the person who keeps swapping out the Snoop
Dog photo with this Joe Jonas photo is screwing with
us because they left a note, like if you listened
to the first part, we talked about how this started happening,
(11:39):
and Alex is really upset about it. We all are,
because now it's just the point of the whole thing.
I grabbed the photo and behind it was this thing
like taped on the wall, and they printed off and
it says, of course, you realize this means war with
like bugs bunny holding a shotgun. So so so at
first it probably started because they noticed that the Snoop
Dog photo had been moved to in front of our studio.
(12:00):
But it's been there for two weeks. Right then they
moved it back to its original place, and then they
notice that we moved it back. It's now just a
very petty game, it is. And by the way, if
you go to the Adjible Show Instagram, you can see
the video of Alex when she first noticed that someone
was doing this to us. I'm livid right now. I mean,
how many times are you going to play it? I'm
gonna play that all the time for the rest of
my life. Was livid. Yeah, she was livid. Now that
(12:22):
video is just gonna be blackmail. Yeah, I feel we're
going to use it all the time. Yes, we are
livid right now. But now the issue is trying to
catch this criminal mastermind, which really surprises me. There's a
criminal mastermind in this building because I've met most of
the people that are here when they're here. But someone
was obviously offended that we moved that snoop dog photo
and now they keep putting it back and we have
(12:43):
to catch them. So Texas for one or six one
call us blade three four three one h six one?
What do you think we should do to catch them?
And the dude that calls all the time for everything
on the show, Armor Car Jake is here. Yes, it's
up armored. How are you are you just sitting in
the armor car right now? You know how it is?
Wait for that if armor car Jake calls us constantly
(13:04):
because he works in an armored car, that's why we
call him Jake. Didn't do that because he's getting They
got like a big chest and works out a lot
like an armored car. And so what do you think
we should do to figure out and put a stop
to the person who won't let us have our snoop
dog photo. I think it's two. It's a two part plan,
two pronged approach. I think you. I think you first,
(13:29):
go pro the area, okay, right, you just set it up,
go pro time laps so you don't waste your battery.
And then armor card Jake. I was wondering about that
because the obvious thing that people are texting in is
put cameras in the hallway. One. Of course we thought
of that. We're not completely stupid, but but I was like,
how do you keep it lasting for so long without
plugging it in and making it obvious? Yeah, time laps
(13:50):
is a good idea though, Thank you for that suggestion. Yes,
and then also build the cage and put it around
the picture screwed into the wall. That's genius. I love
that idea. First, when you said build a cage, I
thought you were gonna say, like a mouse trap and
trap the pus Again, remember that the whole thing I
was saying about not being a mastermind in this whole building.
(14:11):
I was on the same page with you. What I
was picturing was somehow propping a cage up above the painting.
Was like, let's do something on the floor where they
kick it over when they're going to grab it, or
when they grab the painting, it drops down on top
of them. That would have been amazing. Plus, I can't
even hang a picture on the wall at home. How'm
I gonna build a human trap? I mean like, I
(14:32):
feel like it's a game. I feel like they are
just on top right now, they are on top because
we haven't moved the Snoop Dog photo back yet to
in front of our studio. What is going on? So
I think that's a great idea that armor card Jake
gave us to actually put a cage around it on
the wall. I think on top of that as well,
we need like a burglar alarm. If they touch it, it
it just goes, oh okay, this is yeah, this is
(14:54):
like a what do they call a round table? Yeah? Okay,
this is so Armer Card Jake. Are you good at
you know, hanging stuff on and building stuff like that?
Because we were not? Yeah, we got no all right?
Texting four one six one? Are you a man? Are
you a handyman that can do manly things because we
need to we need a big strong man around this
(15:15):
studio to help us out with hanging some things on
the wall, and because none of us can do it texting, yeah,
texting four one six one. But okay, let's do that.
Let's set up cameras, hidden cameras, and also a really
loud alarm, yes, so that when they take the Snoop
(15:37):
Dog photo off of the wall to put it back
where they got it, Like it's loud, so that we
can see video of them doing that and then freaking
out because this alarm is going on. I didn't need
so after the alarm, have like Alex's sound like just going,
I'm effing living. Maybe oh you know what, maybe we
can figure out how to do that. Oh that's an
amazing live it right now. I'm down to that. All right, Well,
(15:59):
we'll do that. We'll get it all set up, and
we'll keep you updated on the crime of the Century. Listen,
I know there's things going on right now, some sort
of an election thing, some sort of pandemonium, pandemic. Really,
everybody's talking about this, The Jewel Show and the Curious
Case of the Snoop Dog Photo. We'll get the trap
set up and keep you updated, but keep texting in
(16:21):
four six one. Look if there is anybody out there
who's really good at espionage and catching people, security experts,
military Navy Seals, Swat Team, Matt Damon, Oh my god,
if Matt Damon's listing, text us four one six one, Matt,
we need your help right now. The Jewel Show on
demand only on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one
(16:42):
oh six point one Jewils Dirty Little Secret the New
Hits one oh six point one. Let's see if you
guys can guess who is on the phone to tell
us a dirty little secret. Remember, if you want to
tell us a dirty little secret, text in four one
to six one and we will let you tell your
dirty little secret on the air. And we always keep
everybody anonymous. We don't even ask your name. I want
to see, based on my impression, if you guys can
guess who was on the phone. Okay, Okay, here we go.
(17:03):
You're getting a dirty secret. You are getting everybody. Yes,
Oprah is on the phone to tell us a dirty
little secret. What's up, Oprah? What's going on? I wish
I had Oprah's money. Yeah, Oprah, you got some secrets, girl,
(17:25):
what is one of your dirty little secrets? This is
kind of embarrassing, but in my opinion, is also kind
of awesome. So okay, Um, so when I go like
places I don't know that sounds so random, like to
the gym or wherever. Um, I put my headphones in,
(17:46):
but I don't put anything on, like no music or
audio book or podcast. Okay, okay, Well you don't want people, yeah,
they don't want people talking to you or something. Well, no,
but young people think you're cool when I got in facts, Um, well,
(18:07):
I mean I am very cool obviously, I'm Oprah. Yeah. No,
but I like to listen to other people's conversation. Oh
all right. I love to go out to eat somewhere
and I'll sit by myself, you know, obviously, and I'll
just put my headphones in and like listening to everybody's conversation.
(18:28):
That's awesome. That's fantastic idea. It kind of sounds like
the lead up though, to being a stoka, doesn't It
sounds like an entry way. I mean maybe if you
overhear a conversation and you really like what the person
had to say, so you keep falling around with headphones
and listening to what they're saying. That's actually a great idea.
I mean, eavesdropping on people's hilarious. Yeah, I've heard some
(18:49):
pretty cringe e conversations. I mean when I've been by
myself and when I've been with other people. Imagine the
cringing ones you hear when they don't think you're listening
because they think you're listening to music. Right, Oh yeah,
Oh my gosh. There was actually one time where I
did actually follow the girl into like she and her
husband were having a huge fight. She gets up the
coos to the bathroom, and I did actually sort of
(19:10):
follow her into the bathrooms. Oh and if you always
had headphones in trying to listen to other people, have
you ever heard anyone talking about you because they assumed
you had the headphones in so I couldn't he Oh yeah, totally.
So there was this one time, Um, I was at work,
actually my headphone's in and also a very great place
(19:31):
to oh yeah, and this one time I was at
work with my headphones in and um, this Becky going
off about me about like, oh, she must be on
her period or I don't know something, and while like, yeah,
that's right. Wow, So you actually heard your coworker talking
(19:51):
trash about you. Oh yeah, she was. I mean we
don't see eye to eye own a lot of things,
but still like, come on, yeah, that's a great, great
way to find some Well, I didn't even have to
wear headphones. Do you guys just do it to my face?
You do it to my face and both do you
guys do it behind my back to face? Yeah? I
mean there are times where I'll have my earbuds in
(20:12):
at the gym and they'll die right like during my
work out, but I'll keep them in just so people
won't talk to me. Oh yeah, I know. I ask
you to take your headphone down and then have a conversation.
Point you're like, hey, hey, take your headphones out. Hey okay,
hey no, And sometimes they don't even wait until you'll
finish with the exercise. It's crazy. I've had someone to
do that to me on the treadmill before. I'm like
(20:33):
running sprints on the treadmill and this dude comes like
your headphones. I'm like, I'm about to die of a
heart attack. Man, what is it? He's like, I like
your show. Yeah, well, Oprah, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. I'm gonna probably use that in
the future. It's a good one. What's Your Dirty Little Secret?
(20:53):
The Jebel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio, and the
New Hits one oh six point one New Hits one
of six point one. The Jewel shows idiots in the news.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. Monday, October twenty six,
twenty twenty, let's send it on over to Alex Fresh
(21:14):
for your first story. Who's on location in Los Angeles, California, Alex,
I have some hard hitting news this morning. Okay, you
know I just got some quotes from Amber Rose. Oh yeah,
and if you guys remember back in like twenty fifteen,
Kanye said about Amber Rose, it's very hard for a
woman to be with someone that's been with Amber Rose.
I had to take thirty showers before I got with Kim. Wow. WHOA.
(21:36):
But I bet you Kanye didn't make Kim take a
shower being with Ray j Oh Probably not. Yeah, very
good point. Yeah, but it also has a very stupid comment.
I don't know much about STDs, never had one, but
I don't think Dove soap, no matter how much you
use it can here, An, std, I don't think so.
Amber says she's done that. Ten years later after their breakup,
Kanye is still bulling her. Yeah, it's weird that ten
(21:59):
years after the breakup he would still have comments about her,
Like you think by now he'd be over that, right,
I mean if you don't, Kanye God. Yeah, that's an
amazing presidential campaign. Stop though, I want to talk to
you about how to save of America. Also, do you
know my ex girl from ten years ago? She's a prostitute? Anyway,
vote for me, Kanye. Well, I hope to get some
(22:19):
more updates from me and a Rose. Thank you very much.
Back to you, Hope so too, Yeah, me too, Thank
you very much. Alex. This is the I n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just the news.
And for our next story of the day, let's send
it on over to English Evan, who's on location at
a bakery in Charleston, South Carolina, frosting a cake for
a stranger's retirement party. Weird location. Wow, that was the
longest one yet. No, I'm actually in Ireland though, and
(22:42):
Guinness has launched their latest product which will make everyone
in Ireland question their very existence. The latest beer from
Guinness is non alcoholic. What non alcoholic? That sounds terrible.
That does sound terrible. Exactly. The beer is made using
the same process and ingredients as the alcoholic version, but
the alcohol is removed through a cold filtration method. But
(23:03):
to me, I don't know, it's like having perfect skin
and then getting botox in wrinkles, Like there's no point. Yeah,
I don't get why who's drinking this? Well, okay, so
it's like a lower calorie version, and they say that
people who want the same taste as Guinness can provide
but without the calories, can now drink this but fun alcohol,
(23:23):
I know, yeah, it has an alcohol. Fun fact, Guinness
is one of the lowest calorie beers out there because
it really. Don't think it is because it's so heavy,
but actually the process of it, it's actually one of
the lighter beers out there. Also, people who drink Guinness
are beer snobs and alcohol snobs, and I doubt they
want to drink a non alcoholic beer. Biz. If I
was going to drink something that tastes good, I wouldn't
(23:44):
be in a bar. I'd have like a glass of
orange juice or like a coke exactly. You know, I'm
not gonna have a beer. I like skin things like that,
but I also any drink with an umbrella or something
in it. I'll get down on that right away. Anytime.
Alex and I, if you didn't know, we're married, and
so we got out to dinner sometimes because that's a
people do, and whenever we do, usually she'll order a
moscow mule or something which comes in a copper mug,
(24:06):
and I'll get something very free. Yeah, I like try
to give it to her and I'm like, no, no no, no,
you give that over here swinging that bad. So that
is my story, Jewels sending it back to you. Thank
you very much. English seven. This is the i n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the
news the news and for our next story, let's send
it on over to Jubil Frash. Yes, you guys got
(24:39):
it correct. I was gonna say, if you couldn't tell
what I was humming, then you are terrible at appreciating
a skilled hum at work. You guys knew that I
was humming one of the great classics, the Macarena, which
was Mozart's biggest hit back in the day. Anyway, I
was humming it because we've all been there where you
can't remember the name of a song but you kind
of know the melody. Google has announced it's new hum
(25:02):
to search feature. WHOA where interesting? Yeah, users can hum,
whistle or sing a melody and it will try to
find the song for you. That's pretty cool. Actually, a
paranoid person might look at this new technology and say, wait,
so in order to use it, you have to enable
Google to have access to your devices microphone. Yeah, like,
what are they going to get from this? Like they're
(25:22):
always They're going to learn a lot about people from
this before you even set that. Yeah, And when I
saw the story, that's why I was thinking to tales like, wait,
so it's going to learn your humming, like not only
your musical taste, but it's going to learn your voice
so well that it's just going to turn on when
you start talking and then track you down. But that's
what a paranoid person would say, like saying, I mean,
I'm just excited about it. It'll be easier to find
(25:45):
the new Drake tune on my phone while the Killer
Jones are coming to get me, so I can dial
list needs to Drake. I guess job. See you're about
to lease your job, lady. Job that means job for
today detaining me. Well nothing, lose yo job. You about
(26:05):
to lose yoke job? You about to lose yoke job.
That was the I n N, The Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. The Tune in
tomorrow for another hard hitting report. This is I n
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(26:30):
and the New Hits one oh six point one. It's
another Jebil phone frame day mornings. That's one only on
the New Hits one oh six point one. Hello. Hi,
this is Pete Eakins calling from gren a car. I
was looking for Dana Grunfield. Yeah, this is me. Hello Dana.
(26:51):
How's your day going? Um? Pretty well? How are you?
I am good, especially with the little surprise I found
in the car that you were in last weekend. Um,
I'm sorry? What oh? I would I would be playing
them too. Trust me. Just know that I found it
and you and I should probably have a conversation about
getting it back in your possession. I am not sure
(27:16):
I know what you're talking about. Okay, okay, okay, this
is gonna be difficult. I know we probably have to
use code. I'm just gonna say this. Okay, this is
my personal phone. Nobody's listening to this conversation. You rented
a car from us last weekend? Right? Right? How was
your experience? It? Totally fine? M Did you take everything
(27:39):
with you from the car, all your belongings? Yeah, yes,
I didn't leave. Did I leave something in the car?
I don't recall. Oh, you left a few things in
the car. I cleaned it out myself and I found
what you had in the floorboards. So I'm sorry. What
(27:59):
are you talking about? I don't listen, Dana, Dana, Dana.
This is me and you. This is Pete and Dana
just talking here. Nobody else is listening. I promise. I'm
not wearing a wire. I'm not bugged. It's just me
and you. Okay. So we don't have to use code
if you don't want to. But if you want to
use code, we can't. Which one do you want to do? No? Well,
I would like to know what you're talking about, because
I don't. I'm not sure. Is are you serious? What
(28:19):
is this? I found the hidden compartment with the soft
drink in it, you know, what I mean. Are you
pick up what I'm putting down? Danaum? You you are.
You're saying you found my soft drink. Like I said before,
(28:40):
it's just me. It's just Pete and Dana talking here.
Nobody's listening. But yes, I found the cocaine that you
had stashed in the car. I okay, hold on, I
did not there. I didn't sound nervous. Are you having
another car then, because I found this one. Now, I
don't know what you found, but that is not that
(29:02):
I did not leave that in there. You're going to
tell me that the three kilos of coca cola that
I found in the car or not yours? Well, you
were the last one to rent it. No, I have
never even seen drugs in person. Oh right, sure, okay,
So you're gonna tell me that you rented a car
(29:25):
from us that had been cleaned and inspected before you
took it, and you returned it, and there just happened
to be three kilos of kokanya in a hidden compartment
in the trunk. I was. I rented a car, but
that is it, and I and I returned that car, right.
I don't know what I know the rules. I know
the rules I know the rules of the game, like
(29:46):
I've always wanted to do this. Oh my god, I've
always wanted to be a part of something like this.
I know the rules. No snitching, right, no snitching. I
have nothing just to say snitch. I'm not a snitch, Dana.
What I'm trying to say is that it's obvious that
you are an international drug trafficker and old peakins wants
in on the business, or I can call the cops.
(30:08):
You you want in on the business. I am not.
I am not even a drug dealer. What are you saying?
This is so cool. I've never talked to a real
life drug dealer before, and I've seen all of narcos
so excited. Stop that you think, idiots? That is not mine. Okay,
but I can tell I made you upset, and I
don't want to get upset because I you know what
(30:28):
happens when you make the boss upset, right, you know
what you have upset me and I wind up in
the river with some cement shows on yabuco. I'm really
bad at the whole mafia. Avoid them. Shut up, all right,
listen asked, I am not your boss. I'm not a
drug kingpin. Okay, I work at a jobabrit Well, now,
(30:50):
what do you know that you're a kingpin? You're laugh
you're laughing? Really, what the are you laughing at? I'm
laughing because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a prank on you. Oh my god, it's a joke. Stop.
Oh my god. Your friend Lindsay set you up. She
(31:12):
did not. She said, you're like the most innocent person
in the world ever, and you recently took a trip
out of town, so I thought i'd see if you
were maybe a drug kingpin and we didn't know it. Wow. God,
my blood pressure is through the roof. Hey, sorry about that, boss,
Sorry about that. Good because I'll cut you The Jewel
Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and the New
(31:36):
Hits one oh six point one New Hits six point
one First Day follow Up. This food taste like food?
Send it back? Right? Um? I don't like this restaurant
because it smells like they're cooking something in here. Can
we go somewhere else? But what's happening? This drink is
(31:57):
way too liquidy send it back? Are you making fun
of me? I'm not. Alex tends to be a little
bit picky. You didn't know. Alex and I are married,
so I know her eating styles. And no, I'm not
making fun of you at all. Usually when you do
complain about food, it is a legit concern and it's
not just like you're picky, you're being high maintenance. The promise.
I'm not just saying that because all but on the
(32:19):
phone right now is Kim for a first date follow up,
and she feels like that's the way she came off
on her first date with a dude named Carter, and
that's why she's not getting a call back. And we're
gonna hopefully find out the reason that he's not calling
her back in just a second. But first, Kim, we'll
slop how are you? I'm glad? How are you? Oh
my god, this phone call sounds like a phone call.
It's bucking me. We stop that. We'll get to the
(32:41):
thing about you feeling like you were too picky or
whatever on your date. But before we talk about that,
tell us about the dude you want to call today.
What is his name? I'm Sanus Carter, And we send
friends for a while, but casual friends like close okay,
and so it's not like a best friend situation where
you I decided to like, hey, you know, we've been
(33:01):
friends for her, let's try it out out dating. And
now he's not calling you back. Oh no, not at all.
Who initiated the first conversation like to go out? Oh
it was Carter, but I I've always had like a
little bit of a crush on him, so I was
really excited when he asked me out. Okay, so did
you guys end up going for your date? Um, well,
we went to dinner, but I had to do Sorry,
(33:25):
I'll stop doing that. That's annoying. Okay, Okay, So we
went to dinner and it was just a restaurant nearby,
but everything was like great, Like we had a great
conversation and we laughed a long which I love. What
was he more than what you thought he'd be based
on the fact that you guys kind of knew each other,
you know, you said he had a crush on him.
Was he everything that you thought was Carter? Everything that
(33:48):
you thought Carter would be? Yes, Carter was we Like
I said, we didn't know each other super well, but
he's funny and he's really smart. And we also talked
about like our family ais and even our like fears
and dreams. So it was a little deeper than I
thought it would be, and like it was surprisingly like
really good. What are the fears like spiders and things
(34:09):
like that, or worried? Did you go, hey, what's your fear?
And he's like commitment dying? We did like irrational fears
and then just you know, thinking that you're kind of
afraid of like in general. Yeah, so you said that
things like went good on your date, but you said
that you think that you're high maintenance. Well I think, well,
(34:29):
the only thing I can think of is that I
did send my drinks back twice because it just it
didn't taste right and I don't normally do that, but
it really was like not good. Yeah, well that's not good.
You should maybe he thought I was too picky or
something or high maintenance. Did you did you send anything
else back? Okay? Well I did get a steak and
(34:52):
it wasn't done enough, so I did like send it back. Okay,
All right, that's the reason you think he's not calling
you back. I mean, it sound like everything went great
other than that. Yeah, I mean we even like when
I dropped him off, we even like kissed and like
everything went great, And that's kind of the only thing
I could think of that surprising off. Okay, And there's
(35:14):
absolutely like nothing else that you're leaving out that you
think he might not be cooling you back for No,
I mean not at all. Okay, did you guys meet there? No,
his car was in the shop, so I actually picked
him up when we drove together. Okay, okay. So have
you tried to text her call since and he's not
answering or what's going on with that? Yeah? Well, I've
(35:35):
texted him a couple of times and he's just kind
of takes hours to respond and normally he's like way
more responsive, and then his responses are a little more short,
and it just like, yeah, okay, so you can tell
that he's just not interested in going out again. That's
kind of how I feel, and I don't know why. Okay.
(35:56):
And when you dropped him off, he kissed you at
the end of the day, so kind of weird. Well, exactly,
play a song, come back, call him and see if
we can figure it out. Okay, Okay, thank you, all right,
hold on, we'll do it next. It's a Jewel show
on Hits one or six point one. The New hits
one oh six point one first day follow up. Something
that I've always found interesting with these type of segments,
(36:20):
the first date follow up, which you're in the middle
of right now, is that when people go out on
a date, right, a lot of times they'll kiss. At
the end of the day, they'll kiss the person that
they went out with and then never talk to them again.
Done it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Kim, who's on the phone
right now for a first date follow up, thinks that
might have happened to her because she went out with
(36:41):
a friend of her name, Carter. I guess they're more
like acquaintances. But they went to dinner. She said, they
had a great time. They even talked about their fears
and other deep conversations she said. She said he was
really funny, and even at the end of the night,
she drove because his car was in the shop. At
the end of the night when she dropped him off,
they shared a kiss. But he's not talking to her.
And the only thing that she thinks she could have
(37:02):
done wrong is maybe she came off a little picky
because Kim, you wouldn't stop sending your food back, isn't
that right? Well? No, I mean I sent my drink
back and I sent my steak back. But I was
really you know, it was really nice about it was right,
all right, you don't have to be rude about that. Okay,
please come down. Yeah. I mean you don't sound like
somebody who would be really rude or anything. So we
will get him on the phone right now and see
(37:23):
if we can figure it out. Okay, okay, great, here
we go. Hello him, I speak the Carter please, this
is him. Hey, Carter, how are you. This is Jewil
from the Jewil Show. I think you might have the
(37:45):
wrong number. I don't think so, because I asked for
Carter and you said yes, and then I said Carter
again and you still respond. It's like I think I
have the right number unless I'm calling a random Carter
that has the same number as you. Carter, Okay, this
is the what'd you say your name was? Again? My
name is Jebil, and I ho it's a radio show
called The Jewels Show. Okay, so why are you calling me?
(38:09):
That is an interesting question, Carter. Before I answer that,
I want to introduce you to everybody on the show.
My name is Jewel, like I said, with me as
always as Mahata's wife, Alex free Out Hello and English Evan, Hello, Carter, Hello,
So where are you calling me again? I'm calling you
because we got an email about you from somebody who
listens to the show. Okay, we do a thing on
(38:34):
the show where if you go out on a date
with someone and then ghost them, that person can email
us to get you on the phone and figure out
what happened. And recently we got an email from a
woman named Kim. Okay, Yeah, did you go on a
date with a woman named Kim? Yes? I did. Did
you kiss a woman named Kim and never call her back? Yes?
(38:57):
That is that is what I did. All right. Do
you mind telling us why you don't want to call
her back? She's really curious. Oh that she she wants
to know. Yes, I don't really want to hurt her
feelings or anything. Well, she reached out to us and
wants to know. So not a big deal, like you
can say it. Yeah, she knows a deal we all
want to know. Okay, Well, she's she's really cool. Um.
(39:20):
You know, we've been kind of friends for a little
while and we've always gotten along really well. You know,
I always kind of had a little crush on her.
Oh you guys both had crushed on each other and
you were kind of friends for a long time. Why
aren't you married by now? Yeah? Um? Well, I, like
I said, she was cool. There was just something I
discovered that I didn't know about her that kind of
(39:40):
threw me off a little bit. What was that? She
kind of seems to have some anger issues, really want
anger issues. Well, she said that she had been like
her drink and her steak back. But she said that,
I mean, she wasn't rude about it. Oh yeah, no
that like that didn't bother me at all, Like that
(40:02):
was no big deal. So where does the anger come
into play? So she picked me up to go to
the to go to the restaurant, and it was pretty
road rage on the way there. Oh oh really yeah,
like like really road ragi, like because like you can
road rage, but then you can road rage yeah people off. Yes,
(40:27):
yes to both of those things, like super aggressive driving,
you know, cutting people off? Um, are you talking about
my husband? People? No? This is uh, you know, nice
old Kim wow is serious. Yeah. I don't know if
she just felt comfortable doing that because we like knew
(40:49):
each other. But like I I did not feel like
getting in a fight for a first date. Yeah, that'd
be a weird warm up get to dinner. Well, she
definitely didn't tell us about the road range. Oh she didn't.
I think I know why she lifted out. Now, why
is that because she's a road ranging it's crazy? Oh?
Yeah she was. She was scary. I was, I was,
(41:09):
I was scared, all right, well, Firecracker, Yeah, Well, hopefully
she's in a good mood still, because Carter, I have
to let you know that she's actually on the other
line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you.
What she's on the phone listening? Yes, she is, unless
she hung up. Are you there, Kim, Yeah, I'm here,
(41:30):
is what Carter says. True. I mean, I get like
a little irritative when I drive, but I didn't think
it was crazy or scary. You know, I don't think
you're crazy, but that was crazy behavior. I mean I
was a little angry. I'm sorry. I just wanted to
get to the restaurant and well, were you hungry? Um
(41:54):
after the date? Because the road rage was not that
much better on the way home? Well, yeah, I mean,
if I'm driving behind some nugget that's slow. I'm going
to flip them off. Yeah, I'm always wanting to slip
someone off if they're going at or below the speed limit. Yeah.
Those nuggets, man, those nuggets. There's the there's the rage.
(42:14):
Like you know how many times I heard uget this,
NuGet that on the way home. That's funny. Look, Carter,
I am sorry, like I do get a little angry
when I drive. But apart from that, I the date
was really great, right, yeah, I mean other than being
scared for my life, um, going there and coming back,
(42:34):
it was great. Well, well it clearly wasn't that bad
because you did kiss me. Yeah. I mean I had
just gone through a traumatic experience. You know, I was scared.
He's gonna get raged one to make out rage? All right, Well,
at least we know what happened. But Carter, would you
like to go out on another date with Kim? We'll
(42:55):
pay for it. I'm not sure that was a scary run.
I promise, like you can you can drive every time,
and I promise I will be like that. There you go, Carter.
I mean you said you liked her, just don't ever
let her drive? Yeah, Um, well you were looking pretty
cute in those heels, so I wouldn't really seeing that again.
(43:19):
So yeah, I mean, yeah, let's do it. Awesome. Congratulations
seems like kind of a scared yes, but yeah, it
does seem very timid. It's a timid yes, but it's
a yes. Nonetheless, that rhymed Kim, Congratulations, we got you
another date with Carter? Yeah, thank you guys. Yeah, and
I would have hate to have found out what would
have happened if we didn't get you a date from
the same things. Well, I would have had to call
(43:43):
you guys. Should Jubiles show on demand only on iHeart
Radio and the New Hits one oh six point one.
Jubils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits of one
oh six point one. I hope you guys are ready
to get pumped up, always ready, because it's hard not
to be hype with Who's on the phone right now?
(44:04):
It's time for Dirty Little Secret? Remember texting four one
six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you
can tell it on the show. We always keep everybody anonymous.
We don't even ask what your name is. And on
the phone right now, Richard Simmons, whoa fitness guru you know,
short shorts, tan, little body, curly, hairy. Yeah, okay, Richard
Simmons is on the phone to tell us a dirty
(44:24):
little secret. What's up? Richard Simmons, Hey, what's up? Not
much so putting out much material lately? Yeah, still working out,
running around from confetti on people or whatever you do.
Oh for sure, tons of confetti, deal emal. I think
he did the deal emial thing. That's a really old reference.
Are you now, Richard Simmons, Yeah, sixty seventy two, seventy two,
(44:48):
you're seventy two. Enough about you and at your age,
Richard Simmons, you're calling in to tell us a dirty
little secrets? So what is your dirty little secret? Oh?
My dirty little secret is I flirt with guys who
liked me to get them to do stuff for me.
I feel like every woman does that. You just described
(45:12):
how the world was. Yeah, you describe why dudes have jobs.
What are some things that you've gotten guys to do
for you? Change my tires, oil light bulbs, run the
errands sometimes. Right, it sounds like she said this before.
Are you sure this is a secret? Yeah? Yeah, So
(45:32):
you basically have personal assistance by flirting with dudes. Yeah,
I mean I don't initiate the flirting, so okay, well
you know that that guys expects stuff in return. Well,
but most guys are stupid, and there'll keep doing it
and doing it and doing it and doing it, and
it takes probably about four or five years, and they'll
be like, oh, I don't think she ever gonna touch me. No. Actually,
(45:54):
a lot of guys just go for it. Really, they
make a move at some point, so it moves made
on you at all. Yeah, I mean some tribes, but
I turn them down every times, right, I mean, do
you have any idea of how to do these things
on your own? Though? Like change your light bulb and stuff?
So I actually know how to do all of that stuff,
(46:17):
probably way better than these guys do. But you know,
it's more free time. You have all the skills to
do all the things that you're having guys do for
you by flirting with them. You just don't want to
do it. Yeah, for sure, why do it if I
don't have to? If they're doing errands for you and
things like that, are like as any of them giving
you money to Yeah, are you flirting with them to
get cash? Pay some bills? They haven't dollar dollar bills, y'all.
(46:41):
I haven't tried that one, but I have saved money
on gas. It sounds like these guys would do yea
and some light bulbs. It sounds like these guys would
do anything for you, So I would upgrade your game
to cash. Yeah, I would definitely. No, I don't want
to use them. You are using them, I mean I
think that's still using them, but you know, like not
(47:03):
really like I'm not using them using them. I'm just
like having them do things for me to help me. Yeah,
and you're not like paying them to do the things
for you, You're having them do it by flirting with them. Yeah. Yeah, Okay,
Well I think everybody in this room can agree. What
is that called using oh the jewel show, Well, that
(47:30):
just goes to show you women could get anything from
thirsty dudes. And speaking of thirsty dudes, yeah, follow Alex online.
I'm a thirsty dude. No thirsty dudes would want to
follow you because you're a chiline. I'mlin. I guess that
didn't really make my point. Yeah, I'm a thirsty dude
for Alex. Follow me online. Do follow her, but it's
(47:51):
at that dreas if you want to follow Alex at
that dre If you want to follow me, it's at
Jewel Fresh. If you want to follow me, it's at
Evan on the radio. And also you can just all
the show at the Jewel Show. Sorry to be so
confusing about the thirsty dude this thing. There are a
lot of thirsty dudes, but I'm definitely not one of them.
What's your Dirty Little Secret? The Jewel Show on demand
(48:12):
only on iHeartRadio and the New Hits one h six
point one. Who's Alex's worst person in the world today?
Who's Alex's worst person in the world today? This one,
I don't know. I don't know about this one because
some people do it and some people don't, depending on
the situation. Okay, okay, the worst person in the world
(48:33):
today for me is bad tippers. And I say all
that because some people are okay with tipping bad if
they get bad service, but I can't. If I get
bad service, I feel too bad. I know you do
it all the time, Alex does it all the time.
We'll have bad service, real bad service. And I'm an
over tip for a couple of reasons. Over tip because
I worked in the service industry for a long time.
(48:53):
I was a service for a long time and it
was a terrible service, so I got short at on
tips a lot. But I also over tip because I'm
very bad at matt. I don't feel bad they have
to like bust people out, you know, or like tip
out their busters and tip o other people. I don't know.
I just feel like they might have been really busy,
you know, even even though it's bad service, I still
cannot tip less than twenty percent. Is there a regular
place that you guys go to eat or anything. We
(49:13):
go to three places, so yeah, we always go to
the same place. They probably love it when you guys coming, Yeah,
they do. But I also noticed what they do all
the restaurants do is they put twenty percent, you know,
like they put the ten or fifteen or twenty or
whatever at the bottom. But they're suggesting that you pay
twenty percent on top of taxes. Oh and I actually
didn't even know that for a long time, where I
(49:34):
was tipping twenty percent on the full bill and you
should only be doing it on the sub total. It's
very shady that they didn't say that before I do.
Alex is like my worst person in the world to
day is bad tippers, and then she's just breaking down
how to give them less money. I mean, I think
I think that tipping more than twenty percent is too much.
Like that's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot on a bill,
so you're having it's pretty much like twenty five percent
that they do it on top of just a subtitals too.
(49:56):
I am a bad tipper, are you really? Well? Because
you're English and they don't tip over there very well? No,
because we were taught that you're not supposed to tip,
like all the time as well. Like you guys will
go to say like a haircut or if you pick
up food from somewhere and they'll ask you like for
tips or like it's expected that you are supposed to tip.
Yeah I don't. I don't tip on pickup orders. Okay,
yeah I don't either, But I still feel bad, now,
(50:17):
do you really? Yeah, they've done nothing. I know. I
pretty much tip everybody because they still have a to
go person working there getting all the stuff ready right,
and so that's I used to used to do that
job a lot, you know, and people would never tip me.
So to go workers though that's a legit thing. They're
getting it. They have to get everything ready to go
and pack it up for you. If you call a
place and you're like, I wanted to go order, they
usually have one person that designated and do that, So
(50:38):
I feel like you should tip them. You should definitely
tip on haircuts. Really yeah, definitely. Every single time you
don't tip on a haircuts Semon, I don't tip on haircuts?
Oh my god, they hate you, but that's their job
to cut my head. But it's also required to tip
in America? Is it on your haircut? Is it illegal?
It's illegal? Yeah, nobody is really, like people will expect
on a service like that, you should. So do you
(51:00):
go to the same haircut person every time? Yeah? He
hates you. No he doesn't. Jake had me over for
dinner not that long ago, probably to ask you why
you don't tip him. He's like, can you get the bill? Ye? No,
he does like me. Does Jake listen to the show
at all? I think so? Yeah, Jake text in four
one O six one. There's a lot of people out
there who are who despised tipping, who don't tip on purpose,
not just because they don't think the job deserves tipping,
(51:21):
but they just hate tipping in restaurants at all, and
they're just like no, no, they got they get a
paycheck and that's it. I had a friend who she
would find any reason and not tip him good and
it was so annoying. And I just think she's cheap.
You see how dirty our servers shoes are? Nt him
actually need more tips to buy some new shoes. She's blonde.
It was like do you not? It was so obvious.
(51:43):
It was like every time, wow, yeah, and it was
always worth Like another friend who was a server and
we would talk about it. Oh yeah, gosh, he's just
trying to get out of tipping because she's cheap. That's
what it is. It is well, I mean it's expensive
and people are broke, you know, I understand it. Like, look,
I'm not I don't want a tip, but I just
feel pressured to tip sometimes. Yeah, And so I tipped
(52:03):
too much because, like I said, bad at math also
kind of dumb. So with that kind of stuff, Well,
I learned something new today, what that Evan's a bad tipper.
So also, if we ever go out to eat, I'm
probably gonna tip a little extra because you probably enough
even because you tip bad and other people tip bad
(52:25):
and probably make the waitresses go home and cry at night.
You were the worst person in the world today. That
made me feel bad. That was person in the world today.
That was Missus, worst person in the world today. The
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