January 25, 2023 • 37 mins
What elderly NFL quarterback is back in the news? In case you were wondering we are talking about Tom Brady and here what is going on with him in this episode of The Jubal Show!
Along with that in today's episode, we answer today's Ridiculous Internet Question of, If you could have invented anything that exists, what would it be and why? A womans friend set her up in today's Phone Prank, Producer Bennett reports on something that customs agents picked up while someone was passing through this border the other day in this Jubal News Network, we find out what the sexiest job alive is in this First Date Follow Up, theres a woman on the phoen who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret that might offend soem people, and we go through the weirdest place woman have been taken on dates!
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Along with that in today's episode, we answer today's Ridiculous Internet Question of, If you could have invented anything that exists, what would it be and why? A womans friend set her up in today's Phone Prank, Producer Bennett reports on something that customs agents picked up while someone was passing through this border the other day in this Jubal News Network, we find out what the sexiest job alive is in this First Date Follow Up, theres a woman on the phoen who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret that might offend soem people, and we go through the weirdest place woman have been taken on dates!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebil Show on demand. I could have invented anything,
I would have invented belly buttons because I like belly buttons.
Why that's text message. We just got to end at
four one oh six one. Big belly button fan out there. Yeah, yeah,
they would have invented belly buttons. That is today's ridiculous
Internet question. Welcome to Ridiculous Internet Questions on the Jebil Show.
(00:22):
It's the most exciting game show the world has ever seen.
It's not a game show at all. Actually, we just
find a trending topic on the Internet and then ask
you the same question and you get to weigh in
and be a contestant on Ridiculous Internet questions. So call
us up eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. That number again one more time is eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Also text
(00:43):
in four one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question
is if you could have invented anything that exists today,
what would it be? And why? Belly buttons has already
been taken, So you got to choose something else. I
was my bill. Would you invent something other than belly buttons? Oh?
This is a mail is this the jew Bowl show.
(01:03):
Yes it is, Bill. Oh, I listened to your show
quiet frequently, thank you, sir. And yeah, I do a
lot of trips and all that. Okay, I was trying
to I was gonna invent a toilet seat in my
back car so I ain't cast out the rest stop.
Oh yeah, I would love that, and I think they
do have something like that, so you would have invented that,
but not all Yeah, but why don't you stop? I
(01:29):
don't want to stop. I don't want to stop at
those damn rest stop the ye dirty they're asking. I'd
just do it my back to my car and then
just be on my way. I have to worry about
stopping somewhere. Yeah, I've done a little bit of research
in this field because I have to peel all the time, right,
Like I have a very very tiny little week bladder,
(01:49):
and so I have to peel all the time. So
road trips for me are very annoying for other people
and for myself because I have to pull over every
five seconds, right, And I also drink a ton of water,
so I don't stop drinking water when I should so
that I can drive a little longer. And they do
make devices that you can wear, that you can put on.
It's kind of like a Cameter type thing. So you
don't have to stop Christian to answer your question. You
can just drive and go at the same time. Also,
(02:12):
that's what Gatorade bottles are for too. By the way,
Gatorade bottles, if you do have to go to the
bathroom in a Gatorade bottle, get rid of it. Yeah,
throw it out of your car because you might one
time be on a date and it's like I'm thirsty
and then you're like, no, get that out of your
ham Now that's happened to me before. Smacked it out
of the Oh gosh ippeid in that the other day,
(02:37):
So don't drink that. You could invented anything that exists today,
what would it be in hy Victoria? Sorry, I would
have probably invented like Instagram or a camera, because think
how far we've come, Like the very first camera that
was ever invented. There's video cameras. Now there's regular cameras,
there's like DSLR cameras. So what would your reason be
for wanting to invent cameras well? Because we've come so far.
(03:00):
I don't in the credit Bennett if you could have
invented anything that exists today, what would it be A one?
I would invent the Illuminati for so many reasons. Yeah,
because I want to know everything. I just want to
know all of the little secrets. And I also want
to be jay Z and Beyonce's boss, like I want
to let them know what they have to do. So yeah,
(03:20):
it's a good one, right, And then I wouldn't know
who to talk to because I've been campaigning for a
while now. But if you been invented the Illuminati, I
could just be like, Hey, Bennett, can I join your
high Let's go in the world. Call us say to
day three or three one of six one text in
four one or six one of ridiculous Internet questions. And
today's question is if you could have invented anything that
exists today, what would it be? And why? Christian Grace. Now,
(03:42):
if I could invent anything that exists today, it would
be scams because she developed it about three or four
years ago and it already has a value of three
billion dollars. She is in stores all over the world.
She has had collaborations with people like with companies like Findi,
which is insane. She designed the official undergarments for all
(04:02):
the Olympians like when they were competing, which is huge,
very impressive. What it exactly is Skims. It's in like
a shapewear company. So they started as like bras and
like panties for like women, and now it's just all
kinds of stuff like from roads to like dresses to
a lot of like shapewear type of things. And they
do have the Boyfriend Collection, I will say, which is
(04:22):
making sex stuff. If you ever catch me wearing a
plain black, white or gray T shirt is from Skims
in collection. And I always wear Skims underwear every day.
Oh okay Collins eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one. If you could invent
anything that exists today, what would it be? And why
somebody takes it in Velcrow. Oh that's a good one.
(04:45):
Someone else said they would invent the sticky note. Oh, Michelle, Yeah,
that movie. Somebody takes it in at four six one,
said Romeo and Michelle's high school renad that movie. They
said that they invented Facebook because of sticky notes. There
because I said I would invent Facebook because I would
want all the money that Facebook has got. Text in
formula six one calls up eighty eight three four three
(05:07):
on a six one. If you could invent anything that
exists today, what would it be? And why your phone
prank is coming up? And just so you know, I
did invent the phone prank. Yeah you did. Oh yeah,
from the first one to ever do it, especially on
the radio. Ever, ever, ever, it has not been around
for fifty years on the radio. And I just caught
on when I came on a history shape shifter over here.
I invented the phone pranks in the prank. Actually, yeah, jokes.
(05:31):
I invented the whole prank. I invented jokes and pranks.
That's what I did at all of it. And stand up. Yeah,
the Jubil Show on demand, it's another Jubil phone prank
WED Mornings twenties. Hello, Yeah, Hi, my name is Pete
(05:53):
Eakins and I'm calling from library. I was looking for Jenny. Um. Yeah,
that's hi Jenny. How are you Hi? I'm good? Thanks?
How are you? I am not so great? Actually, thank
you for asking, though I appreciate it, not like you care. Um, okay,
(06:16):
I'm not late on any new books like I've I've
been keeping. Yeah, no, yeah, yep. Yeah, it looks like
everything's up to date ish with your account, so I'm
not calling about any late fees. So okay, good. So
what what's going on? Oh? I don't know. Maybe you
should tell me what's going on? I do. You don't
(06:40):
even sound like a real librarian. I've everyone's really nice. Okay,
well I'm really so I don't know what's going on.
Let you know that I'm the head librarian here at
library where you love to rent books, don't you. Yes,
you guys are my favorite. I go there, Oh, your favorite? Yeah,
(07:00):
I like the room with the tree, and it just
feels like your favorite. I'm going to go ahead and
focus on what you just said there. We're your favorite library,
which means you have other libraries that you rent books from,
don't you. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I wanted to call
you today because I was going over some of our
(07:20):
frequent renters of books from our beautiful library, just to
see if they're being faithful to us. And I've found
that you have sixteen other library cards from sixteen other libraries. Yeah,
but like, I don't think that's against the law. Yeah,
I don't think cheating in a marriage is against the law.
Technically what people still get divorces over that, don't they?
(07:42):
It's still being unfaithful. I mean, I'm not married to
your library. You're my favorite, but I collect library cards
to light. Sorry, I'm actually at the library now, so
I need you to kind of pipe down just a
little bit please. Okay, I'm just really passionate about collecting
library cars. I think sorry about that. You're just being
(08:03):
a little loud for the library. You were saying, I'm sorry,
I have Yeah, they have special images on them and
they come in little you're being a little loud. I'm sorry. Okay,
I've never been shished before, so you've never been shished.
But you're a library, so I don't know how excuse me?
You called me a library, Yes I did. Somebody gets around,
(08:24):
so I'm sure you've been That is not appropriate. How
could you talk to a patron like this because you're
no longer a patron, That's why i'm calling you're Yes,
I'm sorry. You've been unfaithful to this library. You've been
galivanting all over the globe, renting other books from different
libraries like the library. Oh god, I wanted to me
(08:45):
say a word that I shouldn't say anyway the library
that you are. So we're revoking your membership and on
to no, no, no, no, please please. I you're the
one that they call me a library. Well, if a
Lebard has spots, you call it a Lepard, don't you.
I don't know, and you know what, you know what
I need to sign to her supervisor. Oh look, I
(09:07):
just hit enter on my computer for the four thousand
dollars in late fees. I just charge you libraries for
four thousand dollars. Four thousand dollars. I mean wait, so
you started like twenty five cents. Yeah, I mean you've
been late for years and years and years. That's what
I put in there. Yeah, you know what, Fine, charge
me four thousand dollars. I don't care because I have
(09:30):
fifteen other libraries I can visit, and one of them
can become my favorite. You did you just say you? Yes?
You fifteen other libraries and you're open about it like that.
That is disgusting. No, what's disgusting is you your library.
This conversation and you know what, I'm going to find
your supervisor and your friend Rachel set you up. Yeah, yeah,
(09:53):
she said, oh I got rael your friends always roup
on you because you collect library cards from all over
the world. So guy, so I think you can still
go to that library and still see those other libraries
with the bigger selection. Well, those other libraries they really
need to satisfy Memore. The Jewels show on demand. Good good, Well,
(10:22):
if you're good to go, then you should give us
a countdown bop okay, five, four, three, two one, And
you just got your countdowns. I'm tried to enjoin you,
and then I'll accidentally wow, wow, I'm trying to do
it and Unison, did you see me staring? It was right?
This is one. This is the kind of drama you
(10:44):
only get on the JNN, the Jewil News Network. You
just heard a live countdown jacking Christian took when it
count down away from him. This is the Jewel News
Network for Wednesday, January twenty five, twenty twenty three. This
is the JNN. When news breaks, we're the crew that
sweeps it up or just leaving. Yeah, actually we think
about sweeping up and then we don't. Then somebody complains
about it. Anyway, I'm Jewel Freshen for your first story
(11:06):
of the day. The elderly are so cranky aren't they always,
especially the elderly quarterbacks of the NFL, more specifically Tom Brady.
Tom Brady is not in the playoffs for the first
time I think since he's been alive. But everybody's wondering
is he going to retire? Because remember last season at
the end of the season, he retired and then said
he was unretiring, and then his wife retired from their marriage,
(11:28):
and now he's just by himself confused as a non
sports person. Is he in the game or not? Like
pick a lane? Do you want to work or no?
It's definitely in the game. Okay, good. Everybody's confused, including
a recent radio show that he was on where they
asked him about retiring, and Tom Brady is obviously tired
of hearing the question. Here's the audio from it. Do
you have any type of a timetable as to what
(11:48):
you might want to do regarding your football career? Jim,
if I knew what I was gonna do, I've already
done it. Okay, I'm taking a day at a time.
I sent you're antagonized by the question. I appreciate you asking,
Thank you. Yeah, I don't think he appreciates the asking,
you know. I actually think it's very rude to be
toying the idea of retirement around when there's this movie
(12:09):
about him that's coming out. It's called like eighty for Brady,
and it has all these like iconic actresses that are
up in age. It's got Jane Fonda, Sally Field, readA Marino,
and Lily Tomlin in it. It's basically about four best
friends who want to live life to the fullest and
they embark on a trip to see their hero Tom
Brady and the twenty seventeen Super Bowl. Wow, you know that,
you know that you have been working a long time.
(12:32):
If you're in the public eye and your fans are
now eighty Sally Field and readA Marina are playing in
a movie about you, it could be time time. Seriously.
The good thing is, you know Tom Brady and Gizelle
are getting a divorce. Well apparently he's got a lot
of options now. Oh yeah, and they don't have much time,
(12:53):
so they're ready to get down. This is and the
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(13:14):
Oh yeah, all right for a next door listening. On
over to Ben Itt. Hey, it's been a nowadays. The
US Customs and Border Protection officials have been hard at work,
especially because people are smuggling in something new to the country. Okay,
besides confiscating you know, drugs and guns, custom agents are
now intercepting shipments of eggs. Wow, that's right. There's been
an uptake of about one hundred and eight percent in
(13:36):
egg seizures in the last three months because the prices, Yes,
because the chicken pandemic. Whow. Yeah. So people are smuggling
in eggs and they're confiscating and you get a ten
thousand dollars fine if you're caught. Oh my god, ten
thousand dollars. I mean used to be able to buy
a dozen eggs for a dollar and eighty five cents.
Now it's like eight dollars. It's insane. I mean eggs, yes,
(13:57):
but a lot of groceries are like even if you
go to buy like a chicken rests or like raw chicken.
It's like nine ten dollars for a pack of chicken.
I'm like, that's like a what. Honestly, I feel real
bad eating my breakfast because I eat two eggs every morning.
I'm like, I feel like I'm doing like a foreign
delicacy or some girl. Yeah, having like dinner at the
risk as This is a JNN the Jewel News Network
(14:18):
continuing to keep you update on egg Gate twenty twenty three,
will Copeel dated with more news on the eggs. That's
sounded weird For next story, Let's send it over to
Christian Grace. No, Christian, do you have an egg update?
I don't, but I do have another update for you.
Y'all know that song Your Body is a Wonderland by
John Mayer, Well, it unfortunately did not help people when
it came to the survey by a place called my
(14:39):
London dot com. They did a survey in London and
up to forty five percent of people, unfortunately are not
able to locate where their rectum is. That is right,
but with no surprise, women are the smarter ones amongst
the group of the people that were surveyed. Okay, just
over half of these that were surveyed, fifty two percent
of the women could find all their reproductive organs, whereas
only forty seven percent of men could find a fraction
(14:59):
of Yes, how do you not know where that is?
I think people know what it is. I think people
just don't know the erectum is your booty right down there.
They don't know the proper terminology for everything. I think
they're scared to go down there too. Yes, but also
amongst other things that couldn't be located were appendix, intestines
and throat. Your throat Why everybody knows your throat is
(15:22):
attached to your rectum? They're stupid. JN Juble News Network.
Remember you're gonna send to the JNN this same time
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(15:48):
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Christian Grace Snow the Jewel Show on demand. First Day
follow up Millie is on the phone today for a
first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a
dude named Geo. What's up, Millie? How are you? I'm okay, guys,
(16:10):
but thanks for having me. Is it nice when you
come to come on the phone and three people go, oh,
we're on your side? Yeah, thank you. So before we
get into your date with Geo, tell us a little bit.
Tell us how long it's been since your date? Uh,
it's been like, gosh, two weeks now, I think, Um
(16:31):
I ghosted? Um? Yeah? Yeah? How many times have you
tried to get a hold of him? I reached out
like once. I'm I'm a big believer of like letting
the guy pursue. So, like I reached out, and when
I didn't share back, I was like, oh, gosh, that's
that's that's not that's a ghost Like. So yeah, I'm
pretty clear on that. Maybe you're getting ghosted because you
(16:53):
didn't reach out and he feels like you're not interested. Well,
I did reach out once, but he just never responded.
What did you say when you reached out? Hey, I
had a great time hope your week is going well,
and like he never never responded, Yeah, okay, all right,
we'll tell us a little bit about your date with
Geo then yeah yeah yeah he Um. So we went
(17:13):
to a steakhouse and like took a walk. That was
the date. So it's really nice. But we had like
tons of time to talk, which is my favorite. Okay,
And the conversation was good, Oh my gosh, so good.
I he's I'm liked you was super cute. I had
a really fun time. He picked me up like in
this really nice car. So like immediately I was like, oh,
provider vibes. Love that. All right, So he had a
(17:39):
nice car, you like that? Yeah, I mean like I
knew I recognized it immediately. It's a like a nineteen
sixty eight Mercury Cooper. Like my granddad had the exact
same car, and so I was really impressed by that.
And like also he dressed well. It was just it
was a really good date. I mean we talked a
lot about like growing up and like going like getting
(18:00):
odd jobs to you know, make it work and making
rent through the years, and like he was just he
was really humble and um yeah, we like we laughed
a lot. He got a good sense of humor, so
there's a lot of positives. All right, Well, it was
like he was easy also to talk to, which is
kind of nice to have. Yeah, totally, totally. I felt
really comfortable with him. Why do you think he's ghosting you? Then? Yeah,
(18:22):
now that I've like had two weeks like a woman
to spin out a little bit, um, I'm worried I
may have come off dizzy. Um okay, I just yeah,
like it's just something that I think I can do.
It's it's dumb. I get like nervous on dates, and
I think I default to be like a little dizzy.
Like at one point we were I was like, do
(18:42):
they have dakiris here? And I was like, I don't
even know how to spell dachri And it just I
don't know. I don't know if I like came across
dissy and your defends dais a hard word, is okay,
thank you? Thank you. I don't know how to spell ann. Yeah,
And I was spelling the champion fourth grade and I'm
just saying yeah. And even like at one point, like
I you know, I got so excited about the car,
(19:04):
like I was, I was a little too excited, and
so I just downplayed, like how much I knew about
the car um, you know, like just trying to I
don't know, dumb myself down. So I'm worried that that's
the reason. Okay, So maybe he was just like wow, okay,
she's like fun but not very smart. Yeah, but you think, yeah, okay,
(19:24):
I was trying to find a way Okay, yeah, all right,
And how did the date end? Did you guys make out? Um,
It wasn't like a big makeout. There was just like
a kiss. It was a little listen, it was a
little awkward. I think for dates with chemistry can be
a little awkward with like that. But it was a
really sweet kiss and it was it felt like if
(19:45):
you got me, if you pulled me aside after the
date said are you going to get a call from
this guy, I'd be like one thousand percent like it was.
It was a solid date, you guy. All right, Well,
we'll see if we can figure out why he's ghosting,
and then we'll play a song come back and then
call him and see if we can get you another date. Well,
if you still want one after you hear why he's ghosting, Okay,
all right, place so I'll come back new your first
(20:06):
day follow up. Next, you're just joining us for today's
first date follow up. Millie is on the phone and
Millie isn't getting a call back from a dude named Geo.
They went out for steak in a walk, which is
a nice dage. They had great conversation. She really liked him.
He had an awesome car. What kind of car was
it again, Millie? Oh, the car that he picks me
(20:26):
up in was a nineteen sixty eight Mercury Cougar Creek Cougar,
and I guess Millie's grandfather had that same car, so
she's been a fan of that car. The reason that
Millie thinks she's not getting a call back is maybe
because she was nervous and she really liked him. She
might have come across a little dizzy and he might
have been turned off by that. And there's nothing else
you can think of. Yeah, there's like nothing else I
(20:48):
can think of. I've replayed it a lot in my head. Okay, well,
well the other phone of it right now and see
if we can figure it out. Where you here we go? Hi?
May I speak to Geo? Please? Yeah? This is j Geo.
(21:11):
How are you man. This is jew Bil. I host
a radio show called The jew Bil Show. And this
is Victoria from The Jewil Show as well. Man Christian
Grayson Now and surprise also from the same show with
Jebil show. Why you're called I'm calling you today because
we do a segment on our show called the First
Date follow Up. What it is is if you go
out on a date with somebody and end up not
calling them back, they can email us to get you
(21:32):
on the phone and ask what happened? So you recently
went out on a date with somebody and you're ghosting them.
Is this about Millie ding Ding Ding? Yes, it is
about Millie. So, man, I can't believe you guys called
me about David. Yeah. So she, you know, she emailed
us and we talked to her about your date. She
she really liked you. She thought you were great, and
(21:53):
she's wondering why you're a ghostinger. Can you tell us?
Would you mind? Yeah? I mean she was great. I
just I feel bad that I misrepresented myself a bit.
You misrepresented yourself? What do you mean? I don't I
don't know why I did this, but I kind of
I faked something. You faked something what do you mean
(22:14):
she didn't tell us to day went that far? She said,
you guys ended with a kiss? Yeah, no, no, nothing,
What did you fake? I actually I borrowed the car
that I took her out in from my uncle. Oh
so you didn't. So you showed up in your uncle's car,
(22:36):
and I'm guessing you didn't tell her this is my
uncle's car. And she was way too excited about the
car that is actually not going yet. We talked to
her and she did tell us how awesome that car was.
So she was into the car, and you knew that obviously.
And that's the thing, like I am. I guess I
(22:56):
felt like, you know, it's not a match if she
only likes me through the car. So that's kind of
how the date fell. She just got so excited about it,
you know, So you feel like she only liked you
and it was only going out with you because or
four of the car. No, I just I don't know.
I couldn't tell if she was excited to be with
me or excited to be in the car, or if
(23:18):
her enthusiasm was you know, what was it for me
or for my uncle's car. I had no idea when
you guys agreed to go out. She didn't know about
the car, right, Yeah, exactly. I didn't like put a
picture of me in the car, you know, online to
get her to go out with me. I want to
think about that because it seems like it's probably a
cool car. And so she didn't see the car until
(23:38):
you showed up. No, and we had great conversation, it
just kept coming back to the car. That's so I
was really confused. Okay, so you think maybe she's materialistic
then and just into that kind of stuff for what Yeah, maybe,
you know, she didn't come up across like that, but
it was also a first date and the car stuff
just made me think that maybe maybe that's all she
(23:58):
cared about. So that's why you decided to ghost her. Yeah,
I just yeah, it just it felt like she was
more into the car than me. Well, thanks for telling us.
Why are you, um, why are your ghosting? Or? I
appreciate that? Man? Again, she was great. I just felt
like maybe she cared about the car a little too much.
Since you were honest with us, I'm going to be
honest with you, Okay. Millie is actually on the other
(24:20):
line listening and wants to talk to you, Hey doo,
I actually heard all that. Hey hey Millie, this is
pretty awkward. Yeah, I mean I had I had a
really good time with you. Um I didn't. I didn't. Um,
(24:43):
I was a claid about the car, but like, yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry. Did you really think I was only interested
in the car or I know? I mean you just
heard me. I never felt that you were only interested
in the car. I just I saw how excited you
got about it, and you know, we had a great job.
(25:05):
I really enjoyed talking to you, but you kept mentioning
the car throughout the night, So I just you know,
I thought maybe that impressed you more than me, and
that's why you kept mentioning it. So I guess, you
know what, I guess. I'm sorry. I was a little
insecure about it. Oh that's great. No, I mean, like
I get it. I was definitely talking about the car
(25:25):
a lot that m but like the reason I was
talking about it a lot GEO is. Um, First of all,
it's an amazing car, but the minute I thought, like
my granddad had the exact same car, the exact same model,
I'm pretty sure, the same year, like just all of it. So, um,
I just I don't know it really that was why
(25:46):
I was excited. It was like more emotionally based than
like me just being excited about a car. Does that
make sense? That makes I mean, that makes a whole
lot of sense. And I could totally understand that now,
and I would be super excited to seeing my granddad's car,
you know. Uh so I get that, and you know,
I just I wanted to borrow a car. And of
(26:07):
course the car I borrow try to impress you is
is the one car that like blows you out of
the water and gives you all these memories. Yeah, nobody
could have planned for that one. We just had to
borrow a car and not tell her, and it happens
to be a car that her grandfather actually had. The
only Yeah, well no, I mean the conversation with you
(26:31):
is much more exciting to me than the car. But
I totally guest that, like it would seem funny, but
I keep talking about the car, and I just want
to like make it crystal clear. You know, I didn't
not tell you that the car was my uncle's to
hide it from you or you know, be kind of shady.
I just I just didn't tell you because you know,
(26:51):
I wanted to impress you on our first date. Oh
that's actually really cute. Policy yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly like
but yeah, I guess if we ever did a second date,
I don't would you just make sure to bring your
uncle's car because you know that vaccine is pretty big.
(27:12):
Oh oh hello, hey, in that case, radio show, would
you like to go with Millie on another date? We'll
pay for it. Oh, I'm definitely down for that, but
I think Milli and I are going to go on
a few more days. Well, let's say, what kind of
car do you actually drive, Geo? I have eight Toyota
(27:33):
rav four and it's very clean and very nice. Well
that sounds like a nice car. Rap fours are nice.
I'm happy with that. Okay, Well, I mean I'm an
insurance guy. I mentioned this. You know this, Millie, so
it's a very safe car. You know ben uh Volvos
it was. It was a toss up. Well, love sounds
(27:54):
like Geo is a sensible dude too. Well, you mean,
sensible is definitely more attractive and exciting to me than
you know, some classic car. So oh well, if you
like that, just wait till I show you all the Kubans.
But I clipped before I go, this is getting too sexy.
(28:15):
But congratulations The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? It's the Jewels Show. You texted us at
four one o six one claiming that you had a
(28:37):
dirty little secret. So now we're calling you to see
if you if that's the truth, if you were lying
about it? Hi? Hi, jee? Okaying, phone call? What's up? Um? Nothing,
I'm just on my way to work. Okay, sweet, So
can you tell us your dirty little secret now? Then? Yeah? Sure,
all right, go for it. M Okay. So it sounds
(28:58):
kind of messed up. But I wish I had had
like some type of chronic illness so that I'd be
more interesting. Oh well, so okay, you have a specific
chronic illness you'd love to have. I mean, like all
my friends are like scrolling through TikTok and self diagnosing
saying they have like ADHD and autism now, and I'm
(29:19):
just like, you know what, I kind of want to
like just have something so I could shut them up
and like be more interesting as some character. Okay, So
your that's your dirty little secret is that you wish
you had something so that you could feel more interesting. Yeah,
that's really meant a little bit. Yeah, I mean you
(29:40):
could also have a find a new hobby or something
other than like some sort of sickness, I would think.
I guess that could work too, But it's just a
different level of a character. M okay, I'm character branding. Yeah,
so why is that your dirty little secret? What's so
(30:02):
attractive about it? Is it the attention you might get
or what. I don't know. I feel like it's trending
right now, like everyone seems to have ADHD or something
or you know, on the spectrum or I don't know,
you can I mean that like a little offensive. I
don't know. I think people are more open to it
than they used to be. I know, but at the
(30:23):
end of the day, I don't think having ADHD is offensive.
But it's like romanticizing and wanting the struggle if someone
else's everyday life that they don't, you know, unfortunately have
to deal with. Like, I just don't know that it's worth,
you know, getting a little bit of sympathy and some
TikTok lights here and there. That's just me. Yeah, I
guess I just feel like I'm boring. I never had
(30:44):
like anxiety or depression or anything like that. Consider yourself
happy about that until you're a crippled from a panic
attack in another country. Yeah. And you know, there are
a lot of people that throw those words around that
don't really have it on the level that exactly. It is,
(31:04):
like really, you know, because everybody deals with some sort
of anxiety about something, but to actually have an anxiety
of disorder is really it's something to struggle with. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
It's like I know people that will say, oh, I'm
just so CD about that, and I'm like, no, no,
you're not. You're just like a clean house. Yeah you don't.
You don't have to Yeah, yeah, you don't have to
hit the light switch exactly seventy three and a half
(31:26):
times before you leave a room every single time. That
didn't without having oddn't think about that one wrong. Honestly,
maybe I'll start today. I'm just gonna decide what my
OCD is and start doing that. Okay, Okay, So they
so has your dirty little secret changed from wanting it
(31:49):
to now you're going to fake it so that you
can be more interesting? Commit All right? All right, congratulations,
Um hit us back and what you're problem? What your
new problem? Which every when you land on Yeah, all right,
thanks for telling us your little secret. Thank you, guys.
The Jewel Show on demand? Where is the weirdest place
(32:12):
a guy has ever taken you on a date? It's
a Jewel Show? But I asked a question because there's
a section on Reddit called ask Women, and someone asked
them to name the weirdest place guys have ever taken
them on a date. And if you know, guys, some
of us, most of us, all of us. Sorry to generalize.
(32:34):
Bad planners sometimes and also plan really weird dates. Calls
up eighty eight three four three o six one text
in four one oh six one. Where's the weirdest place
a guy has ever taken you on a date? Somebody
in this reddit feed said, two weeks into dating, a
guy took a girl to his grandfather's funeral. Oh wow,
(32:54):
and introduced her as a special friend. Not too lively
of an event. Well, in a couple of ways, Yeah, right,
a funeral is an interesting place to take a date.
I could see maybe the benefits actually in taking somebody
to a funeral. No, you don't think so, I mean,
think about it's emotional, right, it's better than you're both
(33:15):
contemplating life like, hey, man, it's short, Like life is short,
contemplating that you want it to be over because some
of the too, you do a funeral for a date. Well,
but if you're just you know, if you're looking to
you know, seal the deal after, there's no better way
to do that than Look, our time is short. My
grandfather just passed away, very terrible. I'm already halfway there
left also, and then there's pity too, right, like I'm
real sad my grandfather passed away. How are you gonna
(33:37):
make me feel bad? Or hey, we're all gonna die
and we're gonna die soon. We might as well just
do this anyway, right right in the back of that
hearse Who cares about a body count these days? Yeah?
Eight at eight three four three one o six one
text in four one oh six one. We're going over
a list of the weirdest place that guys have ever
taken women on a date. Where's the weirdest place a
(33:58):
guy has ever taken you on a Datectoria, where's the
weirdest place you've ever been on a date? I don't
think I've ever been on like weird dates, like I've
gone to like restaurants the beach. Okay, I've never gone
to any weird places, but I'd love to know you
have to date more. Oh my gosh. This one woman
said some creep took a woman to an adult bookstore
and then tried to get her to watch a movie
(34:19):
with him in their gross theater room. If you're the
woman who goes on that date, how do you not
show up to the adult bookstore and go, um, no,
I'm no, I'm not going on this date, thank you
very much. I don't think we're going in here to
read right. Another one says a guy offered to show
(34:44):
his girl the quote unquote hidden spot in the city. Right,
that sounds mysterious, And it was an underpass, A filthy underpass,
is what it said. I mean, I'm trying to think
of how an underpassed date. It sounds kind of cool
to me. But then no, it's not cool. But maybe
they if you like graffiti, you could look at some
(35:05):
cool graffiti. Yeah right, Yeah, Like I like graffiti, so
I'm like that might be kind of cool, except I
wouldn't take a date there unless you knew like they
like to spray paint too. And then it was like Okay,
so we go down there and just like spray paint
and like mess around. That'd be fun. Yeah, that would
be fun. Yeah. I feel like someone told me once
that they were going to take me to like a
magical place in the city. And it was literally the
top of a park, like a parking garage, and like
you could see the lights a little bit, but it
(35:26):
wasn't anything special. And I was like, oh, top at
the top of a parking garage that it was probably
the same garage. It was magical up there. I've done
some stuff in a parking garage too. It's fun. Look
at that parking garage is a really underestimated date spot.
If you have a date tonight there you go find
a parking garage. That's really all you need. Cherry on
(35:47):
top text in four one to six one, call us
up eight eight eight three four three one to six one.
Where's the weirdest place a guy has ever taken you
on a date? We're going over this list from Reddit.
Another woman said that she was expecting to go to
lunch and instead the guy took her to a gun
range with three of his buddies. No what, No, a
gun range could be fun, though, if it's controlled gun range, right,
(36:08):
they exist. It's fun to shoot guns like it is
fun to shoot right, like if you've never shot a
gun before. Even if you hate guns, there is an
exhilarating thrill that comes along with it. Right. I'm not
saying go out and be irresponsible. If you go to
a gun range, that could be a cool date, right yeah, right.
I don't like loud noises, so for me, I'm immedia.
As soon as we roll up in the parking lot,
it's like, I'm amost sit in the car. I mean,
(36:28):
for me, that's like a turn on. I'm like, you're
gonna bring me to the gun range, like you would
get to know that you can operate a gun. And
it's been It though, like three other guys been It's like, yeah, sweet,
this is a great day. I think the worst part
of that day was there was three other dudes there.
(36:52):
I guess. I don't think there's any weird date for
Been It. No, I've brought someone on a weird date before.
I remember one time I went to a bar and
I got blackout and I accidentally stole like they had
like a snake centerpiece on one of the tables, and
I accidentally stole it and brought it home and slept
with it that night. So the next day I had
a date. See that's how you know. But there's no
(37:12):
weird date for a minute. He still up with a centerpiece.
They found me on Facebook and they're like, hey, could
you bring this centerpiece back? And I'm like, yeah, sure,
I have a date tonight. So week ago return it
together and we did and it was a great date.
We had dinner after I returned the stolen Why had Yeah,
I was like, I accidentally stole this from a bar
last night. Let's go return it and then somewhere dinner.
(37:32):
There's somebody on Reddit that went out with Bennett, replying
to a thread saying, I'm the weirdest date I ever
went out with this one dude who stole something and
I had to return it with it the next day.
The Jewel Show on Demand
Then Jebil Show on demand. I could have invented anything,
I would have invented belly buttons because I like belly buttons.
Why that's text message. We just got to end at
four one oh six one. Big belly button fan out there. Yeah, yeah,
they would have invented belly buttons. That is today's ridiculous
Internet question. Welcome to Ridiculous Internet Questions on the Jebil Show.
(00:22):
It's the most exciting game show the world has ever seen.
It's not a game show at all. Actually, we just
find a trending topic on the Internet and then ask
you the same question and you get to weigh in
and be a contestant on Ridiculous Internet questions. So call
us up eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. That number again one more time is eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Also text
(00:43):
in four one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question
is if you could have invented anything that exists today,
what would it be? And why? Belly buttons has already
been taken, So you got to choose something else. I
was my bill. Would you invent something other than belly buttons? Oh?
This is a mail is this the jew Bowl show.
(01:03):
Yes it is, Bill. Oh, I listened to your show
quiet frequently, thank you, sir. And yeah, I do a
lot of trips and all that. Okay, I was trying
to I was gonna invent a toilet seat in my
back car so I ain't cast out the rest stop.
Oh yeah, I would love that, and I think they
do have something like that, so you would have invented that,
but not all Yeah, but why don't you stop? I
(01:29):
don't want to stop. I don't want to stop at
those damn rest stop the ye dirty they're asking. I'd
just do it my back to my car and then
just be on my way. I have to worry about
stopping somewhere. Yeah, I've done a little bit of research
in this field because I have to peel all the time, right,
Like I have a very very tiny little week bladder,
(01:49):
and so I have to peel all the time. So
road trips for me are very annoying for other people
and for myself because I have to pull over every
five seconds, right, And I also drink a ton of water,
so I don't stop drinking water when I should so
that I can drive a little longer. And they do
make devices that you can wear, that you can put on.
It's kind of like a Cameter type thing. So you
don't have to stop Christian to answer your question. You
can just drive and go at the same time. Also,
(02:12):
that's what Gatorade bottles are for too. By the way,
Gatorade bottles, if you do have to go to the
bathroom in a Gatorade bottle, get rid of it. Yeah,
throw it out of your car because you might one
time be on a date and it's like I'm thirsty
and then you're like, no, get that out of your
ham Now that's happened to me before. Smacked it out
of the Oh gosh ippeid in that the other day,
(02:37):
So don't drink that. You could invented anything that exists today,
what would it be in hy Victoria? Sorry, I would
have probably invented like Instagram or a camera, because think
how far we've come, Like the very first camera that
was ever invented. There's video cameras. Now there's regular cameras,
there's like DSLR cameras. So what would your reason be
for wanting to invent cameras well? Because we've come so far.
(03:00):
I don't in the credit Bennett if you could have
invented anything that exists today, what would it be A one?
I would invent the Illuminati for so many reasons. Yeah,
because I want to know everything. I just want to
know all of the little secrets. And I also want
to be jay Z and Beyonce's boss, like I want
to let them know what they have to do. So yeah,
(03:20):
it's a good one, right, And then I wouldn't know
who to talk to because I've been campaigning for a
while now. But if you been invented the Illuminati, I
could just be like, Hey, Bennett, can I join your
high Let's go in the world. Call us say to
day three or three one of six one text in
four one or six one of ridiculous Internet questions. And
today's question is if you could have invented anything that
exists today, what would it be? And why? Christian Grace. Now,
(03:42):
if I could invent anything that exists today, it would
be scams because she developed it about three or four
years ago and it already has a value of three
billion dollars. She is in stores all over the world.
She has had collaborations with people like with companies like Findi,
which is insane. She designed the official undergarments for all
(04:02):
the Olympians like when they were competing, which is huge,
very impressive. What it exactly is Skims. It's in like
a shapewear company. So they started as like bras and
like panties for like women, and now it's just all
kinds of stuff like from roads to like dresses to
a lot of like shapewear type of things. And they
do have the Boyfriend Collection, I will say, which is
(04:22):
making sex stuff. If you ever catch me wearing a
plain black, white or gray T shirt is from Skims
in collection. And I always wear Skims underwear every day.
Oh okay Collins eight three four three one six one
text in four one six one. If you could invent
anything that exists today, what would it be? And why
somebody takes it in Velcrow. Oh that's a good one.
(04:45):
Someone else said they would invent the sticky note. Oh, Michelle, Yeah,
that movie. Somebody takes it in at four six one,
said Romeo and Michelle's high school renad that movie. They
said that they invented Facebook because of sticky notes. There
because I said I would invent Facebook because I would
want all the money that Facebook has got. Text in
formula six one calls up eighty eight three four three
(05:07):
on a six one. If you could invent anything that
exists today, what would it be? And why your phone
prank is coming up? And just so you know, I
did invent the phone prank. Yeah you did. Oh yeah,
from the first one to ever do it, especially on
the radio. Ever, ever, ever, it has not been around
for fifty years on the radio. And I just caught
on when I came on a history shape shifter over here.
I invented the phone pranks in the prank. Actually, yeah, jokes.
(05:31):
I invented the whole prank. I invented jokes and pranks.
That's what I did at all of it. And stand up. Yeah,
the Jubil Show on demand, it's another Jubil phone prank
WED Mornings twenties. Hello, Yeah, Hi, my name is Pete
(05:53):
Eakins and I'm calling from library. I was looking for Jenny. Um. Yeah,
that's hi Jenny. How are you Hi? I'm good? Thanks?
How are you? I am not so great? Actually, thank
you for asking, though I appreciate it, not like you care. Um, okay,
(06:16):
I'm not late on any new books like I've I've
been keeping. Yeah, no, yeah, yep. Yeah, it looks like
everything's up to date ish with your account, so I'm
not calling about any late fees. So okay, good. So
what what's going on? Oh? I don't know. Maybe you
should tell me what's going on? I do. You don't
(06:40):
even sound like a real librarian. I've everyone's really nice. Okay,
well I'm really so I don't know what's going on.
Let you know that I'm the head librarian here at
library where you love to rent books, don't you. Yes,
you guys are my favorite. I go there, Oh, your favorite? Yeah,
(07:00):
I like the room with the tree, and it just
feels like your favorite. I'm going to go ahead and
focus on what you just said there. We're your favorite library,
which means you have other libraries that you rent books from,
don't you. Yeah. Yeah, that's why I wanted to call
you today because I was going over some of our
(07:20):
frequent renters of books from our beautiful library, just to
see if they're being faithful to us. And I've found
that you have sixteen other library cards from sixteen other libraries. Yeah,
but like, I don't think that's against the law. Yeah,
I don't think cheating in a marriage is against the law.
Technically what people still get divorces over that, don't they?
(07:42):
It's still being unfaithful. I mean, I'm not married to
your library. You're my favorite, but I collect library cards
to light. Sorry, I'm actually at the library now, so
I need you to kind of pipe down just a
little bit please. Okay, I'm just really passionate about collecting
library cars. I think sorry about that. You're just being
(08:03):
a little loud for the library. You were saying, I'm sorry,
I have Yeah, they have special images on them and
they come in little you're being a little loud. I'm sorry. Okay,
I've never been shished before, so you've never been shished.
But you're a library, so I don't know how excuse me?
You called me a library, Yes I did. Somebody gets around,
(08:24):
so I'm sure you've been That is not appropriate. How
could you talk to a patron like this because you're
no longer a patron, That's why i'm calling you're Yes,
I'm sorry. You've been unfaithful to this library. You've been
galivanting all over the globe, renting other books from different
libraries like the library. Oh god, I wanted to me
(08:45):
say a word that I shouldn't say anyway the library
that you are. So we're revoking your membership and on
to no, no, no, no, please please. I you're the
one that they call me a library. Well, if a
Lebard has spots, you call it a Lepard, don't you.
I don't know, and you know what, you know what
I need to sign to her supervisor. Oh look, I
(09:07):
just hit enter on my computer for the four thousand
dollars in late fees. I just charge you libraries for
four thousand dollars. Four thousand dollars. I mean wait, so
you started like twenty five cents. Yeah, I mean you've
been late for years and years and years. That's what
I put in there. Yeah, you know what, Fine, charge
me four thousand dollars. I don't care because I have
(09:30):
fifteen other libraries I can visit, and one of them
can become my favorite. You did you just say you? Yes?
You fifteen other libraries and you're open about it like that.
That is disgusting. No, what's disgusting is you your library.
This conversation and you know what, I'm going to find
your supervisor and your friend Rachel set you up. Yeah, yeah,
(09:53):
she said, oh I got rael your friends always roup
on you because you collect library cards from all over
the world. So guy, so I think you can still
go to that library and still see those other libraries
with the bigger selection. Well, those other libraries they really
need to satisfy Memore. The Jewels show on demand. Good good, Well,
(10:22):
if you're good to go, then you should give us
a countdown bop okay, five, four, three, two one, And
you just got your countdowns. I'm tried to enjoin you,
and then I'll accidentally wow, wow, I'm trying to do
it and Unison, did you see me staring? It was right?
This is one. This is the kind of drama you
(10:44):
only get on the JNN, the Jewil News Network. You
just heard a live countdown jacking Christian took when it
count down away from him. This is the Jewel News
Network for Wednesday, January twenty five, twenty twenty three. This
is the JNN. When news breaks, we're the crew that
sweeps it up or just leaving. Yeah, actually we think
about sweeping up and then we don't. Then somebody complains
about it. Anyway, I'm Jewel Freshen for your first story
(11:06):
of the day. The elderly are so cranky aren't they always,
especially the elderly quarterbacks of the NFL, more specifically Tom Brady.
Tom Brady is not in the playoffs for the first
time I think since he's been alive. But everybody's wondering
is he going to retire? Because remember last season at
the end of the season, he retired and then said
he was unretiring, and then his wife retired from their marriage,
(11:28):
and now he's just by himself confused as a non
sports person. Is he in the game or not? Like
pick a lane? Do you want to work or no?
It's definitely in the game. Okay, good. Everybody's confused, including
a recent radio show that he was on where they
asked him about retiring, and Tom Brady is obviously tired
of hearing the question. Here's the audio from it. Do
you have any type of a timetable as to what
(11:48):
you might want to do regarding your football career? Jim,
if I knew what I was gonna do, I've already
done it. Okay, I'm taking a day at a time.
I sent you're antagonized by the question. I appreciate you asking,
Thank you. Yeah, I don't think he appreciates the asking,
you know. I actually think it's very rude to be
toying the idea of retirement around when there's this movie
(12:09):
about him that's coming out. It's called like eighty for Brady,
and it has all these like iconic actresses that are
up in age. It's got Jane Fonda, Sally Field, readA Marino,
and Lily Tomlin in it. It's basically about four best
friends who want to live life to the fullest and
they embark on a trip to see their hero Tom
Brady and the twenty seventeen Super Bowl. Wow, you know that,
you know that you have been working a long time.
(12:32):
If you're in the public eye and your fans are
now eighty Sally Field and readA Marina are playing in
a movie about you, it could be time time. Seriously.
The good thing is, you know Tom Brady and Gizelle
are getting a divorce. Well apparently he's got a lot
of options now. Oh yeah, and they don't have much time,
(12:53):
so they're ready to get down. This is and the
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Oh yeah, all right for a next door listening. On
over to Ben Itt. Hey, it's been a nowadays. The
US Customs and Border Protection officials have been hard at work,
especially because people are smuggling in something new to the country. Okay,
besides confiscating you know, drugs and guns, custom agents are
now intercepting shipments of eggs. Wow, that's right. There's been
an uptake of about one hundred and eight percent in
(13:36):
egg seizures in the last three months because the prices, Yes,
because the chicken pandemic. Whow. Yeah. So people are smuggling
in eggs and they're confiscating and you get a ten
thousand dollars fine if you're caught. Oh my god, ten
thousand dollars. I mean used to be able to buy
a dozen eggs for a dollar and eighty five cents.
Now it's like eight dollars. It's insane. I mean eggs, yes,
(13:57):
but a lot of groceries are like even if you
go to buy like a chicken rests or like raw chicken.
It's like nine ten dollars for a pack of chicken.
I'm like, that's like a what. Honestly, I feel real
bad eating my breakfast because I eat two eggs every morning.
I'm like, I feel like I'm doing like a foreign
delicacy or some girl. Yeah, having like dinner at the
risk as This is a JNN the Jewel News Network
(14:18):
continuing to keep you update on egg Gate twenty twenty three,
will Copeel dated with more news on the eggs. That's
sounded weird For next story, Let's send it over to
Christian Grace. No, Christian, do you have an egg update?
I don't, but I do have another update for you.
Y'all know that song Your Body is a Wonderland by
John Mayer, Well, it unfortunately did not help people when
it came to the survey by a place called my
(14:39):
London dot com. They did a survey in London and
up to forty five percent of people, unfortunately are not
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follow up Millie is on the phone today for a
first date follow up and she's getting ghosted by a
dude named Geo. What's up, Millie? How are you? I'm okay, guys,
(16:10):
but thanks for having me. Is it nice when you
come to come on the phone and three people go, oh,
we're on your side? Yeah, thank you. So before we
get into your date with Geo, tell us a little bit.
Tell us how long it's been since your date? Uh,
it's been like, gosh, two weeks now, I think, Um
(16:31):
I ghosted? Um? Yeah? Yeah? How many times have you
tried to get a hold of him? I reached out
like once. I'm I'm a big believer of like letting
the guy pursue. So, like I reached out, and when
I didn't share back, I was like, oh, gosh, that's
that's that's not that's a ghost Like. So yeah, I'm
pretty clear on that. Maybe you're getting ghosted because you
(16:53):
didn't reach out and he feels like you're not interested. Well,
I did reach out once, but he just never responded.
What did you say when you reached out? Hey, I
had a great time hope your week is going well,
and like he never never responded, Yeah, okay, all right,
we'll tell us a little bit about your date with
Geo then yeah yeah yeah he Um. So we went
(17:13):
to a steakhouse and like took a walk. That was
the date. So it's really nice. But we had like
tons of time to talk, which is my favorite. Okay,
And the conversation was good, Oh my gosh, so good.
I he's I'm liked you was super cute. I had
a really fun time. He picked me up like in
this really nice car. So like immediately I was like, oh,
provider vibes. Love that. All right, So he had a
(17:39):
nice car, you like that? Yeah, I mean like I
knew I recognized it immediately. It's a like a nineteen
sixty eight Mercury Cooper. Like my granddad had the exact
same car, and so I was really impressed by that.
And like also he dressed well. It was just it
was a really good date. I mean we talked a
lot about like growing up and like going like getting
(18:00):
odd jobs to you know, make it work and making
rent through the years, and like he was just he
was really humble and um yeah, we like we laughed
a lot. He got a good sense of humor, so
there's a lot of positives. All right, Well, it was
like he was easy also to talk to, which is
kind of nice to have. Yeah, totally, totally. I felt
really comfortable with him. Why do you think he's ghosting you? Then? Yeah,
(18:22):
now that I've like had two weeks like a woman
to spin out a little bit, um, I'm worried I
may have come off dizzy. Um okay, I just yeah,
like it's just something that I think I can do.
It's it's dumb. I get like nervous on dates, and
I think I default to be like a little dizzy.
Like at one point we were I was like, do
(18:42):
they have dakiris here? And I was like, I don't
even know how to spell dachri And it just I
don't know. I don't know if I like came across
dissy and your defends dais a hard word, is okay,
thank you? Thank you. I don't know how to spell ann. Yeah,
And I was spelling the champion fourth grade and I'm
just saying yeah. And even like at one point, like
I you know, I got so excited about the car,
(19:04):
like I was, I was a little too excited, and
so I just downplayed, like how much I knew about
the car um, you know, like just trying to I
don't know, dumb myself down. So I'm worried that that's
the reason. Okay, So maybe he was just like wow, okay,
she's like fun but not very smart. Yeah, but you think, yeah, okay,
(19:24):
I was trying to find a way Okay, yeah, all right,
And how did the date end? Did you guys make out? Um,
It wasn't like a big makeout. There was just like
a kiss. It was a little listen, it was a
little awkward. I think for dates with chemistry can be
a little awkward with like that. But it was a
really sweet kiss and it was it felt like if
(19:45):
you got me, if you pulled me aside after the
date said are you going to get a call from
this guy, I'd be like one thousand percent like it was.
It was a solid date, you guy. All right, Well,
we'll see if we can figure out why he's ghosting,
and then we'll play a song come back and then
call him and see if we can get you another date. Well,
if you still want one after you hear why he's ghosting, Okay,
all right, place so I'll come back new your first
(20:06):
day follow up. Next, you're just joining us for today's
first date follow up. Millie is on the phone and
Millie isn't getting a call back from a dude named Geo.
They went out for steak in a walk, which is
a nice dage. They had great conversation. She really liked him.
He had an awesome car. What kind of car was
it again, Millie? Oh, the car that he picks me
(20:26):
up in was a nineteen sixty eight Mercury Cougar Creek Cougar,
and I guess Millie's grandfather had that same car, so
she's been a fan of that car. The reason that
Millie thinks she's not getting a call back is maybe
because she was nervous and she really liked him. She
might have come across a little dizzy and he might
have been turned off by that. And there's nothing else
you can think of. Yeah, there's like nothing else I
(20:48):
can think of. I've replayed it a lot in my head. Okay, well,
well the other phone of it right now and see
if we can figure it out. Where you here we go? Hi?
May I speak to Geo? Please? Yeah? This is j Geo.
(21:11):
How are you man. This is jew Bil. I host
a radio show called The jew Bil Show. And this
is Victoria from The Jewil Show as well. Man Christian
Grayson Now and surprise also from the same show with
Jebil show. Why you're called I'm calling you today because
we do a segment on our show called the First
Date follow Up. What it is is if you go
out on a date with somebody and end up not
calling them back, they can email us to get you
(21:32):
on the phone and ask what happened? So you recently
went out on a date with somebody and you're ghosting them.
Is this about Millie ding Ding Ding? Yes, it is
about Millie. So, man, I can't believe you guys called
me about David. Yeah. So she, you know, she emailed
us and we talked to her about your date. She
she really liked you. She thought you were great, and
(21:53):
she's wondering why you're a ghostinger. Can you tell us?
Would you mind? Yeah? I mean she was great. I
just I feel bad that I misrepresented myself a bit.
You misrepresented yourself? What do you mean? I don't I
don't know why I did this, but I kind of
I faked something. You faked something what do you mean
(22:14):
she didn't tell us to day went that far? She said,
you guys ended with a kiss? Yeah, no, no, nothing,
What did you fake? I actually I borrowed the car
that I took her out in from my uncle. Oh
so you didn't. So you showed up in your uncle's car,
(22:36):
and I'm guessing you didn't tell her this is my
uncle's car. And she was way too excited about the
car that is actually not going yet. We talked to
her and she did tell us how awesome that car was.
So she was into the car, and you knew that obviously.
And that's the thing, like I am. I guess I
(22:56):
felt like, you know, it's not a match if she
only likes me through the car. So that's kind of
how the date fell. She just got so excited about it,
you know, So you feel like she only liked you
and it was only going out with you because or
four of the car. No, I just I don't know.
I couldn't tell if she was excited to be with
me or excited to be in the car, or if
(23:18):
her enthusiasm was you know, what was it for me
or for my uncle's car. I had no idea when
you guys agreed to go out. She didn't know about
the car, right, Yeah, exactly. I didn't like put a
picture of me in the car, you know, online to
get her to go out with me. I want to
think about that because it seems like it's probably a
cool car. And so she didn't see the car until
(23:38):
you showed up. No, and we had great conversation, it
just kept coming back to the car. That's so I
was really confused. Okay, so you think maybe she's materialistic
then and just into that kind of stuff for what Yeah, maybe,
you know, she didn't come up across like that, but
it was also a first date and the car stuff
just made me think that maybe maybe that's all she
(23:58):
cared about. So that's why you decided to ghost her. Yeah,
I just yeah, it just it felt like she was
more into the car than me. Well, thanks for telling us.
Why are you, um, why are your ghosting? Or? I
appreciate that? Man? Again, she was great. I just felt
like maybe she cared about the car a little too much.
Since you were honest with us, I'm going to be
honest with you, Okay. Millie is actually on the other
(24:20):
line listening and wants to talk to you, Hey doo,
I actually heard all that. Hey hey Millie, this is
pretty awkward. Yeah, I mean I had I had a
really good time with you. Um I didn't. I didn't. Um,
(24:43):
I was a claid about the car, but like, yeah, yeah,
I'm sorry. Did you really think I was only interested
in the car or I know? I mean you just
heard me. I never felt that you were only interested
in the car. I just I saw how excited you
got about it, and you know, we had a great job.
(25:05):
I really enjoyed talking to you, but you kept mentioning
the car throughout the night, So I just you know,
I thought maybe that impressed you more than me, and
that's why you kept mentioning it. So I guess, you
know what, I guess. I'm sorry. I was a little
insecure about it. Oh that's great. No, I mean, like
I get it. I was definitely talking about the car
(25:25):
a lot that m but like the reason I was
talking about it a lot GEO is. Um, First of all,
it's an amazing car, but the minute I thought, like
my granddad had the exact same car, the exact same model,
I'm pretty sure, the same year, like just all of it. So, um,
I just I don't know it really that was why
(25:46):
I was excited. It was like more emotionally based than
like me just being excited about a car. Does that
make sense? That makes I mean, that makes a whole
lot of sense. And I could totally understand that now,
and I would be super excited to seeing my granddad's car,
you know. Uh so I get that, and you know,
I just I wanted to borrow a car. And of
(26:07):
course the car I borrow try to impress you is
is the one car that like blows you out of
the water and gives you all these memories. Yeah, nobody
could have planned for that one. We just had to
borrow a car and not tell her, and it happens
to be a car that her grandfather actually had. The
only Yeah, well no, I mean the conversation with you
(26:31):
is much more exciting to me than the car. But
I totally guest that, like it would seem funny, but
I keep talking about the car, and I just want
to like make it crystal clear. You know, I didn't
not tell you that the car was my uncle's to
hide it from you or you know, be kind of shady.
I just I just didn't tell you because you know,
(26:51):
I wanted to impress you on our first date. Oh
that's actually really cute. Policy yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly like
but yeah, I guess if we ever did a second date,
I don't would you just make sure to bring your
uncle's car because you know that vaccine is pretty big.
(27:12):
Oh oh hello, hey, in that case, radio show, would
you like to go with Millie on another date? We'll
pay for it. Oh, I'm definitely down for that, but
I think Milli and I are going to go on
a few more days. Well, let's say, what kind of
car do you actually drive, Geo? I have eight Toyota
(27:33):
rav four and it's very clean and very nice. Well
that sounds like a nice car. Rap fours are nice.
I'm happy with that. Okay, Well, I mean I'm an
insurance guy. I mentioned this. You know this, Millie, so
it's a very safe car. You know ben uh Volvos
it was. It was a toss up. Well, love sounds
(27:54):
like Geo is a sensible dude too. Well, you mean,
sensible is definitely more attractive and exciting to me than
you know, some classic car. So oh well, if you
like that, just wait till I show you all the Kubans.
But I clipped before I go, this is getting too sexy.
(28:15):
But congratulations The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? It's the Jewels Show. You texted us at
four one o six one claiming that you had a
(28:37):
dirty little secret. So now we're calling you to see
if you if that's the truth, if you were lying
about it? Hi? Hi, jee? Okaying, phone call? What's up? Um? Nothing,
I'm just on my way to work. Okay, sweet, So
can you tell us your dirty little secret now? Then? Yeah? Sure,
all right, go for it. M Okay. So it sounds
(28:58):
kind of messed up. But I wish I had had
like some type of chronic illness so that I'd be
more interesting. Oh well, so okay, you have a specific
chronic illness you'd love to have. I mean, like all
my friends are like scrolling through TikTok and self diagnosing
saying they have like ADHD and autism now, and I'm
(29:19):
just like, you know what, I kind of want to
like just have something so I could shut them up
and like be more interesting as some character. Okay, So
your that's your dirty little secret is that you wish
you had something so that you could feel more interesting. Yeah,
that's really meant a little bit. Yeah, I mean you
(29:40):
could also have a find a new hobby or something
other than like some sort of sickness, I would think.
I guess that could work too, But it's just a
different level of a character. M okay, I'm character branding. Yeah,
so why is that your dirty little secret? What's so
(30:02):
attractive about it? Is it the attention you might get
or what. I don't know. I feel like it's trending
right now, like everyone seems to have ADHD or something
or you know, on the spectrum or I don't know,
you can I mean that like a little offensive. I
don't know. I think people are more open to it
than they used to be. I know, but at the
(30:23):
end of the day, I don't think having ADHD is offensive.
But it's like romanticizing and wanting the struggle if someone
else's everyday life that they don't, you know, unfortunately have
to deal with. Like, I just don't know that it's worth,
you know, getting a little bit of sympathy and some
TikTok lights here and there. That's just me. Yeah, I
guess I just feel like I'm boring. I never had
(30:44):
like anxiety or depression or anything like that. Consider yourself
happy about that until you're a crippled from a panic
attack in another country. Yeah. And you know, there are
a lot of people that throw those words around that
don't really have it on the level that exactly. It is,
(31:04):
like really, you know, because everybody deals with some sort
of anxiety about something, but to actually have an anxiety
of disorder is really it's something to struggle with. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
It's like I know people that will say, oh, I'm
just so CD about that, and I'm like, no, no,
you're not. You're just like a clean house. Yeah you don't.
You don't have to Yeah, yeah, you don't have to
hit the light switch exactly seventy three and a half
(31:26):
times before you leave a room every single time. That
didn't without having oddn't think about that one wrong. Honestly,
maybe I'll start today. I'm just gonna decide what my
OCD is and start doing that. Okay, Okay, So they
so has your dirty little secret changed from wanting it
(31:49):
to now you're going to fake it so that you
can be more interesting? Commit All right? All right, congratulations,
Um hit us back and what you're problem? What your
new problem? Which every when you land on Yeah, all right,
thanks for telling us your little secret. Thank you, guys.
The Jewel Show on demand? Where is the weirdest place
(32:12):
a guy has ever taken you on a date? It's
a Jewel Show? But I asked a question because there's
a section on Reddit called ask Women, and someone asked
them to name the weirdest place guys have ever taken
them on a date. And if you know, guys, some
of us, most of us, all of us. Sorry to generalize.
(32:34):
Bad planners sometimes and also plan really weird dates. Calls
up eighty eight three four three o six one text
in four one oh six one. Where's the weirdest place
a guy has ever taken you on a date? Somebody
in this reddit feed said, two weeks into dating, a
guy took a girl to his grandfather's funeral. Oh wow,
(32:54):
and introduced her as a special friend. Not too lively
of an event. Well, in a couple of ways, Yeah, right,
a funeral is an interesting place to take a date.
I could see maybe the benefits actually in taking somebody
to a funeral. No, you don't think so, I mean,
think about it's emotional, right, it's better than you're both
(33:15):
contemplating life like, hey, man, it's short, Like life is short,
contemplating that you want it to be over because some
of the too, you do a funeral for a date. Well,
but if you're just you know, if you're looking to
you know, seal the deal after, there's no better way
to do that than Look, our time is short. My
grandfather just passed away, very terrible. I'm already halfway there
left also, and then there's pity too, right, like I'm
real sad my grandfather passed away. How are you gonna
(33:37):
make me feel bad? Or hey, we're all gonna die
and we're gonna die soon. We might as well just
do this anyway, right right in the back of that
hearse Who cares about a body count these days? Yeah?
Eight at eight three four three one o six one
text in four one oh six one. We're going over
a list of the weirdest place that guys have ever
taken women on a date. Where's the weirdest place a
(33:58):
guy has ever taken you on a Datectoria, where's the
weirdest place you've ever been on a date? I don't
think I've ever been on like weird dates, like I've
gone to like restaurants the beach. Okay, I've never gone
to any weird places, but I'd love to know you
have to date more. Oh my gosh. This one woman
said some creep took a woman to an adult bookstore
and then tried to get her to watch a movie
(34:19):
with him in their gross theater room. If you're the
woman who goes on that date, how do you not
show up to the adult bookstore and go, um, no,
I'm no, I'm not going on this date, thank you
very much. I don't think we're going in here to
read right. Another one says a guy offered to show
(34:44):
his girl the quote unquote hidden spot in the city. Right,
that sounds mysterious, And it was an underpass, A filthy underpass,
is what it said. I mean, I'm trying to think
of how an underpassed date. It sounds kind of cool
to me. But then no, it's not cool. But maybe
they if you like graffiti, you could look at some
(35:05):
cool graffiti. Yeah right, Yeah, Like I like graffiti, so
I'm like that might be kind of cool, except I
wouldn't take a date there unless you knew like they
like to spray paint too. And then it was like Okay,
so we go down there and just like spray paint
and like mess around. That'd be fun. Yeah, that would
be fun. Yeah. I feel like someone told me once
that they were going to take me to like a
magical place in the city. And it was literally the
top of a park, like a parking garage, and like
you could see the lights a little bit, but it
(35:26):
wasn't anything special. And I was like, oh, top at
the top of a parking garage that it was probably
the same garage. It was magical up there. I've done
some stuff in a parking garage too. It's fun. Look
at that parking garage is a really underestimated date spot.
If you have a date tonight there you go find
a parking garage. That's really all you need. Cherry on
(35:47):
top text in four one to six one, call us
up eight eight eight three four three one to six one.
Where's the weirdest place a guy has ever taken you
on a date? We're going over this list from Reddit.
Another woman said that she was expecting to go to
lunch and instead the guy took her to a gun
range with three of his buddies. No what, No, a
gun range could be fun, though, if it's controlled gun range, right,
(36:08):
they exist. It's fun to shoot guns like it is
fun to shoot right, like if you've never shot a
gun before. Even if you hate guns, there is an
exhilarating thrill that comes along with it. Right. I'm not
saying go out and be irresponsible. If you go to
a gun range, that could be a cool date, right yeah, right.
I don't like loud noises, so for me, I'm immedia.
As soon as we roll up in the parking lot,
it's like, I'm amost sit in the car. I mean,
(36:28):
for me, that's like a turn on. I'm like, you're
gonna bring me to the gun range, like you would
get to know that you can operate a gun. And
it's been It though, like three other guys been It's like, yeah, sweet,
this is a great day. I think the worst part
of that day was there was three other dudes there.
(36:52):
I guess. I don't think there's any weird date for
Been It. No, I've brought someone on a weird date before.
I remember one time I went to a bar and
I got blackout and I accidentally stole like they had
like a snake centerpiece on one of the tables, and
I accidentally stole it and brought it home and slept
with it that night. So the next day I had
a date. See that's how you know. But there's no
(37:12):
weird date for a minute. He still up with a centerpiece.
They found me on Facebook and they're like, hey, could
you bring this centerpiece back? And I'm like, yeah, sure,
I have a date tonight. So week ago return it
together and we did and it was a great date.
We had dinner after I returned the stolen Why had Yeah,
I was like, I accidentally stole this from a bar
last night. Let's go return it and then somewhere dinner.
(37:32):
There's somebody on Reddit that went out with Bennett, replying
to a thread saying, I'm the weirdest date I ever
went out with this one dude who stole something and
I had to return it with it the next day.
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