September 30, 2022 • 38 mins
The Jubal Show kicks off with what the best birthday presents are, in this Jubal Phone Prank Lisa is on the phone and wants to prank her husband Joseph on their Airbnb, Jubal Fresh reports on Snoop Dog and what he did while on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune in this Jubal News Network, there is someone not getting a call back in this First Date Follow Up and it may be because she smelled like pee, there is a listener on the phone for this Dirty Little Secret who likes to do something specific when her husband is not around, and The Jubal Show reports on a rapping legend that passed away!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. Are you ready? It's The
Jewel Show and Hi everybody, I'm Jack me Hoff and
it is time for Stupid Internet Questions. So it's America's
favorite new game show where we ask you the question
that everybody's debating on the Internet today. Also, we've decided
(00:21):
that it's not always stupid. Sometimes the questions are pretty smart.
So we're gonna call it Ridiculous Internet Questions because you
never know what's going to happen on Ridiculous Internet Questions,
and it's time to get ridiculous. Get it. By the way,
we are the first show to ever name anything ridiculous.
(00:42):
Don't let them tell you any different. I know there's
that show. I don't know if it's still on Ridiculousness
with what's his name, Rob Deardeck. We created that and
he sold it from us. This is Ridiculous Internet Questions.
And today's question that everybody's talking about on the dot
COM's is this. What is the best gift that you
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can get for your birthday? Call us up right now
eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one Alex, what is the best
gift that you can get on your birthday, Jeble. I
think the best birthday gift would be probably something that
is very thoughtful and coming from you, Jeble, since you're
my husband, handmade or written, like a poem, as some
(01:26):
flowers and a tarot deck. Okay, yeah, Like I prefer
gifts that are thoughtful and handmade. Like it depends. You know,
when you're a kid and you don't have a lot
of stuff, then stuff is cool, right, But when you
get older and you have stuff, things like that are cool,
like make a piece of art and give it to somebody,
or make a card and give it to somebody. I mean,
I will throw a card away no matter what, but
I always feel like saving cards when people give me cards,
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and chances are I'm probably going to save the one
that's handmade, way longer than I would a card from Hallmark. Yeah.
Text in four D six one, call us up eight
to eight three four three one oh six one. Hey Sarah, Hey, Hey,
welcome to ridiculous Internet questions. Sarah, what is the best
gift that you can get for your birthday? So, the
best gift I could get would definitely be skydiving. Right,
(02:12):
here's a question for you, Sarah, skydiving have you done
it before? No, I haven't. Okay, here's a question for you.
Let's say you had a boyfriend or whatever and they
got you skydiving. Would you want them to go with
you or just get you the skydiving? Well, um, definitely
I would want them to go with me. But in
my case, my husband doesn't want to go with me,
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so it would be just me. Okay, I've been pregnant
the last four years. I've been pregnant, so I haven't
been able to go, and I think this year might
be the year that he's going to get me that
gift because I'm not pregnant. Yeah, you should have gone
while you're pregnant and somebody would have gone with you.
Oh no, I'm skydiving. I only ask because I had
(02:58):
a girlfriend at the time and she wanted to want
to go skydiving, and I got skydiving, but I didn't
want to do it one bit. It was cool in
a way, but also so scary and then when they stopped,
they do the parachute thing and it catches you and
then they're like, what do you think man? You know,
because that's how all scott In instructors are. How was
that for you, and I was like, just can we
(03:18):
go to the ground please? Yeah, And he's like, we
want to look around and I was like no, no.
Text In four one six one calls I made at
eight three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous
Internet questions. And what's the best gift that you can
get on your birthday? Bennett? The best thing to get
on your birthday? And shout out so I libras because
it's our birthday season. But I just want your time,
(03:38):
you know, just spend some time with me. I'm not
expecting much, but have you ever spent a birthday by yourself?
It's like the worst. So just give me a time
and then if you give me anything else, that's extra.
Text In four one six one calls up eighty eight
three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet
questions and a Lisa Hello, Hey, what's up? What is
(04:00):
the best gift you can get for your birthday? Okay today,
that's actually my birthday, Happy birthday, thank you? The best
gifts I could get? My friends and I we love
to go to the bar and do karaoke, and like
the best gift I could ever get is just like
the whole bar packed for karaoke and everybody just doing
(04:21):
their thing. It's your birthday today, Are you gonna go karaoke? Then?
Of course? Okay, what's your goal to karaoke? Song before
Cheese by Karrie Underwood. Yeah, I bet you sell that one.
I like going to karaoke. I'm not good at singing karaoke, obviously,
(04:43):
because I can't sing. I don't know why'd be obviously.
I'm just letting you know I can't sing. The only
times I've tried to do karaoke was when I was
drinking a lot in my life, and I would be
so hammered that I couldn't make out words anyway, and
I've gotten kicked off of the mic most times I've
tried to karrioke. But one time I was at a
bar and it was one of the funniest things I've
seen in my life because it's bro and they do
karaoke upstairs, and these guys were doing karaoke and they
(05:04):
were singing, Oh man, what kind of the other song?
Right now? It's the song everybody gets into and U yes,
Sweet Caroline, thank you. Brad Our producer knew that route
I was. Everybody knows Sweet Caroline. That's the karaoke song
that everybody loves, especially bros that are drunk. They love that.
And this dude was singing Sweet Caroline. And then there
was another guy whatever. They were getting in a fight,
(05:24):
and the guy was on the ground still trying to
sing Sweet Caroline while getting punched in the face by
the other guy. And everybody in the bar was jumping
around singing Sweet Caroline while these two were beating the
crop out of each other while singing Sweet Caroline. I
was like, this is an amazing experience the Jubil Show
on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame. Hello, Hey, this
(05:53):
is Stu. I'm currently staying at the Airbnb at Street.
This is the emergency number that was on the listing
to call, and I wanted to let the owner know
that most of them have been replaced, but there's a
couple we can't replace. I don't know who I need
to talk to you about that or Um I rented
to Brian. I didn't know ye he told me there
was just gonna be one person, So um, I'm gonna
(06:16):
have to contact Brian about that. But anyway, what needs
to be replaced? Wait? Hold on, did it what did
I say My name was Stu? Yeah? No, uh, Stew
is my middle name. My first name is Brian. So hey,
this is Brian. Wait a minute, No, I don't buy
that at all. Sorry. I know you're trying to like
keep Brian out of trouble, but Stu monage, just tell
(06:38):
me what needs to be replaced and we'll deal with
the other thing later. Oh well, no, this is Brian.
It's just me staying in your airbnb. But I go by.
Just tell me what needs to be replaced. Well, didn't Brian,
I mean didn't I message you last night? Okay, Stu,
I know you're not Brian. You can stop with this
little game. It's not gonna help. What did you break?
(07:01):
And what did you quote replace? I need to know? Okay, So, um,
long story short, we were looking for friebees for the pool.
We don't have frisbee right yeah. Also, we shouldn't be
throwing frisbees in the backyard. You know. We were definitely
break a window. Did you break a window? Oh no, no,
nothing like that. And we weren't throwing frisbees. Well what
(07:22):
were you throwing a Well? We found um some records
and we're trying to find records. I don't know if
you know this, but there's this room in the house
where there's like a ton of records. That room should
be locked. How did you get in there? The door
was open when I found it. Okay, um, oh my god,
I can't believe you. What do you guys like? Ten
(07:46):
you're just throwing around records? You know those things are valuable, right?
You've grabbed records from my record collection and threw them
in the pool. Yeah, Chip did well. Chip also should
not have been there because we explicitly said no guests.
We definitely don't rent it out to groups of idiots
who throw other people's property in the pool. We also
(08:07):
didn't throw them in the pool. If that's what you're thinking,
I don't care who did what, but the group that
you are there with it sounds like what you're telling
me is that you threw frisbees in outside around my pool.
Not frisbees, You threw my records and use them as frisbee. Okay.
When you say you, when you say you do, you
(08:28):
mean me specifically? I mean the Royal you, I mean
the collective you, all of you guys you do Okay, Yes,
I mean I feel like you should take some responsibility
because there was no note saying we couldn't touch the records.
I didn't think I had to leave a note about
not playing records because that door was supposed to be locked. Now,
which records did you break? I swear to god if
(08:49):
you touched my first pressing David Bowie hungry, Dori, I'm
gonna murder somebody. Okay, understood. So when you say touch,
you mean like, did I pick it up and touch
it with my hands? Did you break it by throwing
it outside? I did not throw that record outside. Did
(09:11):
anyone in your group throw that record? Yes? Oh my god?
But I did not throw it. I hit it with
a bat. Okay, I am. I am so done here
you kidding me? You guys were playing baseball with my records.
That's it. I am coming down there right now. I
(09:33):
am coming with the police. None of you better leave.
I know your name is stew All. Right, I'm gonna
contact Brian if you any of you guys are gone.
I know there's Chip, I know there's Stu. I know
there's a Brian. So there better be three people at
least down there. And I'm bringing the cops and they're
not there to arrest you. They are there to protect
you from me because I am going to start swinging bat. Okay,
well then I'll just tell you the prank phone call
(09:54):
and your wife Lisa is on the phone. This is
actually the Jewels doing a phone prank on you and
your wife. Lisa set you up. She said that you
guys have an Airbnb and you have a prize record
collection that you keep locked up. And she said, yeah,
I was worried about people breaking your records. I'm sorry, honey,
(10:15):
I couldn't help this. The Jewel Show on demand. This
is the chain and the Jubil News Network. More Americans
get their news from the Jewil News Network than any
other country because we're based in America. But it's time
for the Jewel News Network and we've got some great
stories for you today for Friday, September thirtieth, twenty twenty two.
(10:35):
I'm Jewel Fresh, and I've got audio of Snoop Dogg
on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and is just as hilarious
as it sounds. You'll hearing in just a second. I'm
Alex Fresh, and imagine walking past your favorite restaurant and
seeing something inside the window after it's closed, that ruined
it for you forever. Well, that's happened to one woman
in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and I have the audio of her
reaction coming up in my story. Hey, it's ben A
(10:57):
and you know what they say, choose your battles. Why
is and this cash year at the seven eleven in
Olympic Valley, California. He was very wise. I'll spill the
tea of my story back to you, jubil all right,
more on those stories in just a second before your
lead story of the day on the Jubal News Network,
the J and N, where if it's news to you,
it's probably also news to us. I've got audio of
Snoop Dogg on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune the other day.
(11:18):
It's hilarious because he pretty much didn't get anything right
and was very wrong about his answer. So I'll play
that first and then I've got another clip after that.
But here you go and Snoop banking onions. Know everybody
else baking brownie? Yes, I have no idea, but mark
(11:42):
talented artists swallowing no, that's not all right. Everybody else
down a banded sweetening the yeah, oh my god. An
airport teacher everybody Helsema acting teacher. He was so awesome
(12:08):
on so many easy also have more in common than
I thought. I suck at Will of Fortune. But did
he actually solve a puzzle at all. Here's more audio
of Snoop on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. I'd like to
solve the puzzle. Well, then go ahead up, suns out,
buns out. That was actually correct. He actually felt solve
(12:29):
that one. That's the only thing he got right was
suns out, buns up. I'm surprised he didn't say nun's out,
blunts out, just thinking of nuns smoking boys. This is
the JNN, the Jewil News Network. Some of the facts,
none of the time. And now for our next story,
let's sit it over to Alex Crash, who's in Minneapolis,
Minnesota right now. I am, and I'm at this like
local fish restaurant right where this lady was walking by
(12:53):
and she saw a little visitor inside and it was
a mouse. She saw a mouse in the restaurant in
a food been. It's Russian closed. Yeah, you can see it,
like everything was put away and like wrapped up. But
she was flopping out. But then she got interviewed later
and this is what she had to say about it.
(13:13):
Walk past Fellas and like, I seen something just right
in my face, like and it was moving. It was like, oh, rat,
Like it was a huge ray. It was a really big,
huge rack. Rat was thicker than me. Like it was
like hearing a food down like I'm talking about, was
eating a food. Oh that brings up flashbacks so bad
(13:35):
for me. I used to do stand up comedy and
there was this club that I used to go to
all the time. It was my regular club, and there
was a schwarm up place next to it, you know,
peta place, and I used to eat there all the
time because I was at the comedy club literally every
single day for hours. And then one night we were
all hanging out in the alley by where the place was,
and I noticed something moving in there and I looked over,
same thing, a huge rat eating from their stuff. No,
(13:57):
And that was basically what was going on inside me.
Was this That's what I felt like in my body
when I saw that. This is j and N the
Jewel News Network, where four out of ten Dennis agree Jann,
it's twelve point twelve percent more Newsy than the other guys.
It's pretty good. Yeah, let's sit it over to Ben
and hour. Hey it's Benny and I'm at the seven
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eleven in Olympic Valley, California, where a cashier was shocked
to witness a full grown bear who probably had the
munchies because he robbed the whole store. He walked in,
grabbed some donuts, laught, came back, started on the chips.
Then he left, came back, grabbed some candy. And what
did the cashier do? Ant say? Here's the audio. Don't
believe buddy. Come on, you had enough to eat. Let's
(14:41):
go choo chooko here, you'll kill me there safe man.
Humans are taking back the world from bears. There's a
video of this dude too that just viral yesterday of
a dude and his girlfriend walking dogs and they almost
got attacked by a bear, but the dude protected his
girlfriend and his dogs by smacking the bear in the
(15:04):
face and the bear ran away. What. Yeah, he actually
stepped up and smacked the bear in the face and
the bear ran away and he saved his girlfriend and
his dogs. O. What a hero. Yeah, And every single
girlfriend is with her boyfriend right now just looked over
at them like what a chump about that guy wouldn't
smack a bear. If you were in a relationship and
you smacked a bear to protect your significant other and
the bear ran away, you literally fought a bear off
(15:25):
for them. You have AMMO the rest of your whole life. No,
I don't want to go to your parents' house for Thanksgiving?
What Remember when I fought a bear for you in
one Remember that? Okay, okay, thank you, I'm staying home
all right. That was the J and N the Jewel
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First day is on the phone for a first date
follow up today and she's not getting a call back
from Kevin, and we're gonna try to find out why
(16:06):
and then get him on the phone and straight up
ask Kevin what's going on keV and see if he
tells us why he's not calling Tory back. Because she's
tired of being ghosted by Kevin, aren't you Tor, Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, Tory,
thank you for your email before we get into your
date with Kevin and try to figure out why Kevin
isn't calling you back. I'm not gonna stop taying his
name like that until we get him on the phone
(16:27):
and we find out if he's likable or not, and
if it's a good reason, because I have your back, Tory,
how long has it been since your date with Kevin?
It's been a couple of weeks. A couple of weeks,
all right, huh, there's quite some time, it is. That's
a long time. A couple weeks since your date. And
how many times since your date have you reached out
to Kevin? I'm embarrassed to stay like I followed up
(16:52):
like the next day and didn't hear anything. So I
followed up the next day like when I saw something funny,
and then like a week pass and I reached out again,
and then like just now, once it hit two weeks,
I was, you know, diet a final, So like four times,
oh oh, four times okay, and Kevin has a responded
to you at all? Huh no, which is like shocking
to me because I felt like it went great. Okay,
(17:14):
well tell us a little bit about the day and
then we'll see if we can figure it out before
we give old Kevin a call. Yeah, well, it like
started pretty great. I mean we talked online for a
couple of weeks, like you know, got to know each other,
and then we met for coffee. And part of the
reason I was so surprised you didn't follow up was that,
(17:34):
like we went from coffee to dinner and drinks and so,
like it was a long day. Okay, was it supposed
to just start just be coffee and then it turned
in two more? Yeah, Like it was just supposed to
be coffee, And I think like we just really quickly,
we're hitting it off and like talking about all kinds
(17:55):
of things, and it was like, hey, you know, we're hungry,
why don't we go get like drinks and dinner. That's
a good side. That's a good sign when you show
up to like, you know, just to have coffee and
then all of a sudden, you're on a six hour
date with somebody. So tell us about you know, the
rest of the evening with Kevin. I don't know. I
mean we talked about my cats and like my job
(18:15):
and we like covered all the bases. It's just so strange.
He would definitely be someone i'd want to bring home
to my parents. Okay, so you liked Kevin. That's the
home alone. Mom. Now I'm just searching the internet for
Kevin's while you're talking, and I think I heard you
saying it was a nice date and you how to
bring him home to mom. But Kevin isn't calling you back.
(18:36):
So what do you think happened? Is there anything you
can think of? My only thought is like, because I
did talk about my cats a lot, and like he
did ask about them a lot. Like I'm wondering if
he's more of a dog person and he's like worried
that I have a couple of cats. I mean, I
don't think that's a reason to not call or check
somebody back. He might be allergic to say that, severely allerged.
(18:57):
He say that you wouldn't have to Yeah, there's just sneezing,
Like Alex is allergic to cats. Very he went on
a date with someone who had a lot of cats
or who had cats. Yeah, Oh wow, was heavin sneezing
or anything on your day? No? And I mean that's
a good point like I had to considered he could
(19:18):
be allergic. But again, like there's clearly a lot he's
not telling me that. It seems like it went so
well and I'm now getting nothing. Yeah. Also, the only
other thing I'm thinking, my phone was like ringing a lot,
and I kept just immediately, you know, shutting it down,
and eventually I put it like in my purse. But
I noticed when my phone was ringing a lot, he
(19:41):
would look down a lot and I was just sending
it straight to voicemail. So you think he thought it
look shady. That's so we're kept calling and I was
like panicking, like stop, and so I was kind of
making a face and I just kept sending the voicemail
and eventually I just told him like sorry, it's worked,
but he kind of made a face like he didn't
believe me. Oh right, Maybe maybe because you were panicking,
he thought you looked guilty. He's like, why are you
so nervous? Yeah, yeah, that would be an easy thing
(20:03):
to think that, like the other person is lying about. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know. Maybe thinks like I have
a boyfriend who was trying to reach me, and I'm
on to do with him and I'm just like racking
my brain for whatever it could have been the issue. Yeah,
I mean we all do that if we've been on
a dating someone's ghosting us. We started thinking about everything,
like maybe they don't like my socks. It's got to
be my socks. I had a hole in my sock,
but I didn't even take out my shoes, but they
(20:23):
know that I had that hole. That's what I had
to be what it is? All right, Well, we'll try
to figure out for you. We'll play a song, come back,
and then call him in and ask him why he's
ghosting you right after this, Okay, okay, first day, follow
up next in the middle of the first day to
follow up. If you're just joining us. If Tori is
on the phone and she's not getting a call back
from Kevin, yep, And I'm gonna say his name like
that until we get Kevin on the phone and ask
(20:45):
him why he's ghosting Tory, because we don't support people
ghosting our listeners unless we call Kevin and find out
he listens more than you, Tori, and then sorry, we'll
take Kevin's say yeah true. All right. So anyway, Tory
met Kevin on Tender. They went out for coffee, and
that coffee turned it into more of a date. They
(21:06):
went from there to dinner. She said that she thought
he had a great time. She even said that he's
a dude that she'd like to take home to mom.
That's a big state wherever. Yeah, like you liked him
a lot, right, Tory, Yeah, I really did. Yeah. And
now he's not calling her back and she's wondering why,
So we're about to get him on the phone. The
only thing that Tory can think of is that she
has cats, and maybe the dude doesn't like cats. Also,
(21:26):
her work was trying to get ahold of her during
the date, and she kept sending the call to voicemail,
and it was a while before she told her date
that it was work calling, so it looked like her
phone was blowing up, but she kept sending it the voicemail.
So she thinks maybe it looked like she had a
boyfriend or something that was trying to get ahold of her,
because boyfriends don't like it when you're on dates with
other dudes most of the time. She thinks that that
looked kind of suspect, and maybe Kevin thinks that she's
shady all right, other than that Tory. That's it, right, Yeah,
(21:48):
that's all I can think of. All right, well, here
we go. I'm on a Dallas phone of me right now,
and see we figured out for you. Hello? Is this Kevin? Yeah?
This is Kevin? Who's this? What's up? Kevin? H nothing?
Who is it? keV? Should I call you? keV? Dog? Okay? Okay?
(22:10):
What's going on? Do hang up on me? Kevin? Do
you sound like you're on the verge of hanging up
on me? Don't do that, please, Kevin. I don't know
who this is Kevin. This is Jewel from the Jewel Show.
It's a radio show. This is Alex from the same show.
This is Christian, also from the same show. This has
Benett from the same show We're Awesome, the same show. Yeah,
(22:31):
what's up Kevin? All right? So like I'm on the
radio right now, Yes, surprise. Yeah, and it'll be in
a podcast later on too. Congratulations, lucky you. You You want
to tell people high your big chance shout outs you
want to give. I don't know what to say right now.
Why am I on the radio? You're on the radio
(22:52):
because one of our listeners emailed us and asked us
to call you. Okay, I'll tell you one thing and
then we'll see if you know who it would be. Okay.
We do a segment on the show and it's called
the first Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, they can email us to get you
on the phone and go, hey, Kevin, why aren't you
(23:13):
calling them back? So you recently went on a date
and you've been ghosting somebody and they're wondering why, and
we want to get the answer. That's why we're here. Okay. Yeah,
I was gonna say the only date I've really been
on lately was with Tori. Is it Tory? You are
a smart man, Kevin, Dan, Dang it is it's Tori?
It is? Yeah, guess why? Yes, it's why are you
(23:34):
ghosting to? Oh my gosh. Okay, So she wants to
know why I'm not going out with her? Got it?
Yes she does, Kevin, And so do we, and so
do the literally tens of people listening. Right. I mean,
I feel bad embarrassing her, But what does she tell
you about our date? I mean, first of all, she
said that she thinks she's pregnant. Oh, God, surprise again
(23:56):
that one's not me. I don't know if okay, no,
she didn't tell us anything like that. She said that
you guys met on tender, you went for coffee, and
that coffee turned into dinner and stuff, and she thought
you had a great time. But now you're not calling
her back. We asked her what she thinks the problem
could be, and she said that one, she has cats.
Maybe you don't like cats. The other thing was that
her phone was blowing up and it was work, she says,
(24:16):
trying to get a hold of her, but she was
sending the call to voicemail a lot, and she said
that it looked like you thought maybe that was shady,
that she was sending somebody else to voicemail, like a
boyfriend or na man. So so let me you had
it right with the first one. Those cats. You know,
I'm sitting around this date and I can smell something
that just smelled pungent. It was gross. And as she's talking,
(24:38):
she's mentioning that she's had three cats, and then they
pee on stuff at the house and that's when I
kind of put two and two together, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, this chick's clothes are covered in cat urine.
Oh my god. Yeah, she smelled like catpy so bad. Oh,
catpe is a horrible smell, tost. I used to have
(25:02):
a cat. Oh, and I got a cat because they
don't like people, and I figured cool, like I would
have a pet, but I don't have to really take
care of it, take care of it. But I got
a people cat, and it would get mad every time
I go out of town, and it would always pee
in my bags because I want to town alive. If
I didn't have it out of the room when I
was packing, I would literally turn around and it would
be peeing in the bag, looking at me like, enjoy
the flight now. Oh my god. So that's why you're
(25:23):
not calling her back because she smelled like cat pee. Yeah.
I don't want to that around me. I don't want
I don't want to smell like cappy. I don't want
her to come over to my place and then that
place smells like cappy, and I don't want her in
my car, and then the car smells like cappy. I'm good.
Her place must be disgusting. It makes me gag thinking
about what she must be living in A right same
all right? Well, thank you for telling us why you're
(25:44):
not calling her back. Man, appreciate that. Also, I should
have been honest with you from the beginning and tell
you that Tory is actually on the phone listening and
she wants to talk to you. Yeah. Oh gosh, hey Kevin, Hey,
just for your information, I'm very clean and I didn't
smell like cat pea. Geez, yeah you did. My sinuses
(26:06):
are still bleeding. Oh yeah, guess what. I did make
a comment that my cat peat on something, but it
was a joke, and I guess you were too busy thinking.
I sell like happy to be paying attention and know
it was a joke and you're just an idiot. Okay, well,
how do you explain the cat pee? Then you're the
only person around it reeks like cat ear, and explain yourself. Yeah,
what's up with that? For your information, I already knew
(26:27):
I didn't smell good because I got new perfume and
it smells awful and my roommate mad a joke and
its smell my catpe You need to get your money back. Okay. Well,
if it smells like cat pee, and it looks like
cat pee, it's cat pea. It's not catpe. I put
on this new perfume and my roommate told me it
smells like cappy, and I did take it back. It's
not cat peat. Did your roommate tell you it smelled
(26:49):
like cat pee before your date? No, she told me
a couple days later, And so I was really embarrassed
because I was like, oh, crap, I think I wore
that on my date, and obviously I did, so Kevin
things I smelled cat Oh maybe it was just a perfume.
And then like, she has cats, that's what like you
thought it was. Well, how am I supposed to know
that it's not cat pee? You have three cats? It
(27:10):
reeks like cat pee. You're telling me stories about how
your cat pete on stuff. How am I not supposed
to think that you're covered in urine? Well? Yeah, so
nice to hold a woman at the store. Like I
was like, it smells exactly like capy, Like it smelled
good in the bottle, but when I put it on,
I didn't even realize until my roommate's bed cappy and
then I was like, oh, no, that's exactly what it
smells like. No, but like I'm really clean. This is
(27:35):
super embarrassing now, I'm like, want to prove to you
I don't stink. Well, let me just ask Kevin. Now
that you know that it's not catpe that Tory smells like,
it was just really bad perfume that smelled like catpy
that she took back, would you like to go on
another date with Tory? We'll pay for it. Listen, I'll
give him another shot. But if you show up smelling
like cat pee, I'm gonna know that it's the cats
(27:56):
and not the perfume. She already told you. Okay, Well, congratulations, guys,
you did it. Yeah, you got another date? Tor Hi,
I will not smell it happy and it will be wonderful.
I'm looking forward to it. Oh. Good to the Jewels
Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
(28:31):
You texted in at four one o six one that
you have a dirty little secret and this is the
Jewel Show calling you back to ask you what your
dirty little secret is. Hi, this is Jewil. Hello, this
is Christian, this is Bennett. What's up? So nice to
hear you, well, thank you, nice to hear it. Nice
to hear you. You You are you able to tell us
what your dirty little secret is? Right? Now, oh my god, Yes,
you guys are gonna think I'm so weird though, I'm
(28:52):
just doing this this morning, all right. So like on
the show, we don't judge you, and you need to
be judged, so go for it. Don't worry my gosh. Okay,
So when I was growing up, I had a pet
tree frog as my first pet ever, and his name
was Dave. Okay, and that's a good name. He had
little steaky pads on his feet and Dave name, and
(29:17):
I had a stalag kind of. He wasn't my friend's charming,
that's for sure. So that was a really good pat
in my life. I loved him as about seven years old.
And fast forward to today, I have a dog named Petunia,
and Petunia is so cute and beautiful. But she has
(29:38):
the smelliest breath, just like Dave cage and you know,
he smells just like his aquarium. And so sometimes if
I'm feeling nostalgic, like this morning, I laid him bed
next to Petunia and I just smelled her breath. I
love what that little that little dog smells just like
(29:58):
Dave's aquarium. I'm done. So you smell your dog's breath
because it smells like a stinky aquarium, and it reminds
you of the frog that used to have on Exactly
do you do you let your dog lick your lips too?
Or you're in slide of your mother? Oh yeah, I
(30:21):
love my little baby Abby's breath. Stinky Abbey kisses you
on the lips all day every day. Oh my gosh,
you're good, daddy some morning kisses and I need daddy's
princess baby angel. Absolutely yes, listen on the on the cheek,
on the cheek, on your hand, on your arm, and
not in the mouth. Think no, that's disgusting, you know.
(30:46):
For you, it's cute in a weird way. But Christian,
that's weird. Stop. So that's your that's your dir little
secret though it is. I mean I have more, but
that's full of secret. Naughty, a double dirty, double dirty.
Oh gosh, um. Whenever my husband goes out of town,
(31:08):
I actually become the biggest slob on the planet. Whenever
he's here, I'm cleaning up behind him, sweeping every little crumb.
As soon as he leaves town, I'm like a frat boy.
Why do you do that? I have no idea he
like a clean house. No, I do, so, then why
do you like the dirty? And everybody's got no idea
(31:31):
and mean literally like throwing stuff everywhere. I'm just walking
around in my under I thought it was something way dirtier.
Husband goes out of town. I said dirty. I'm like
when I said naughty, i'man like, yeah, you know, naughty, dirty, dirty,
like actual problem. Thank you for your dirty little secret?
(31:52):
All right, let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Yeah?
So my dirty little secret? Uma. Like. I have a
nephew and sometimes I watched him after school and he
likes riding bikes and stuff, and so recently I've gotten
a little tired of it. So when he's at school,
I kind of take the air out of the tire.
So when he found is in and wants to ride bikes,
(32:15):
I'm like, oh no, the tires flat. We can't, dude,
that's a great idea. You know, Alex and I were
married if you didn't know that, And we recently got
some of those e bikes. They're a lot of fun, right,
They're fun. Also, we have a ten year old Alex's
son my steps on Jack's, and he's gonna want to
ride bikes all the time, and there's gonna be days
or Alex and I are like, don't feel like righting
(32:36):
the bike. Thank you for the advice, Janius. Thanks, they're
not looking. Thanks for telling us you dirty little secret. Yeah,
the Jewil Show on demand. Hey, you guys want to
get weird, let's get weird. It's the Jewil Show. That's
a very good point, I guess I am. Every once
in a while, though, you gotta do something different and
mix it up a little bit. Otherwise you get bored
(32:57):
and then you'll quit doing this job on the radio,
and then you'd have to find a new show to
listen to. But we are going to do something a
little different right now. And before we tell you what
that is, I want everybody who's listening to stop, look
around you and appreciate life. Realize that all we really
have is time, and the things that bother you on
a day to day basis can probably wait most days
because everything could be gone in a second. So appreciate it.
And why am I interrupting your stress this morning to
(33:19):
tell you to appreciate life. It's because we haven't had
a chance to talk about it yet. But just the
other day, rapper Coulio died at fifty nine years old
from a heart attack. And if you don't know who
he was, Coolio was an icon in the late nineties.
He went a Grammy in nineteen ninety five for Gangster's Paradise,
which is a huge song. Weird Al Yankovic redid that
to Amish Paradise and he actually did the theme song
for Nickelodeon's Keenan and Kel I forgot about that. Coolio
(33:42):
was huge for a while. He took over the world
because he was different than everybody else. And that's another
reason why we're talking about it, because this is the
Jewel Show. It's not a show, it's a vibe. And
one thing we always stress and want for people is
to be okay being different. That's what Coolio did back
in the nineties when Coolio came out. The reason why
he was so different and big he was a West
Coast rapper. And on the West Coast they just had
the La riots. There was food chorges, there were threats
(34:04):
of war. All the rappers on the West Coast, the
Ice Cubes and people like that. They were angry rapping,
which also helpful at that time because that voice needed
to be heard as well, but Coulio came from the
same areas, lived in those same neighborhoods, but he was different.
He was about having fun. Someone who shouldn't have been right,
somebody who should have probably been dead in its twenties,
was rapping about having fun. He was just a good vibe.
He was positivity coming out of a really negative situation
(34:26):
and showing people then what they should also know now
is no matter where you come from, no matter what
you do, you make your own reality. Coulio lived a
great positive life that could have gone completely different because
it started off in a really grimy situation. And I
think Coolio's existence is a good example for everybody out
there to not get wrapped up in the day to
day bs. Do life with a smile and do it
your way, and not only will you be successful at
(34:47):
what you do, but you'll also touch the lives of
the people around you in a very positive way. So
we're gonna play Anxious Paradise right now, so you can
listen to this and celebrate the life of Coulio. As
(35:08):
I'm walking through them now, the other shadow of Death,
I take a look at her like he real line,
there's nothing because I'm in lasting and laughing so low
that even my mama thinks that my mind is so
But I ain't never crost the man that just dis
hurbing Bbtree that like a mom, you know that's unhurt
up at a white you're talking and where you're walking?
(35:29):
Are you and your might be lying shot. I really
hate to trip, but I gotta lower as they cool.
I see my stones in the pimpol smoke boom. I'm
kind of a little homies. Want to be like all
my knees in the night time prayers in the stream line.
(35:58):
Look at the situation they got me facing. I can't
live a normal I was raised about the Sha, so
I gotta be damned with the hood team too much.
That Levintion watch. It got me chasing dreams. I'm an
educating pool with money on my mind, got my tin
in my hand and the gleaming my eye. I'm a
low down, tripping bank and my hormies is down, So
(36:20):
donna round my anger fool death ain't nothing but I
heart beat away. I'm never like to do a guy,
but can't I say I'm prety three cover woll I
never see twenty both away being just going. I don't know.
Sham me so blind to see that we keep standing.
(37:10):
Hour have the money, money and the powers. Minute after man,
Hour was me myst name. But I M what's going
on in the kitchen, But I don't know what's spy.
They say I got the nerve, but nobody's here to
teach me. If they can't understand it, how can they
teach me. I guess they can't. I guess they fought.
(37:31):
I guess they front. That's why I know my life
is out of that fool standing keeping until his next
(38:47):
fantastic voyage. Rest in Power The Jewel Show on demand
The Jewel Show on demand. Are you ready? It's The
Jewel Show and Hi everybody, I'm Jack me Hoff and
it is time for Stupid Internet Questions. So it's America's
favorite new game show where we ask you the question
that everybody's debating on the Internet today. Also, we've decided
(00:21):
that it's not always stupid. Sometimes the questions are pretty smart.
So we're gonna call it Ridiculous Internet Questions because you
never know what's going to happen on Ridiculous Internet Questions,
and it's time to get ridiculous. Get it. By the way,
we are the first show to ever name anything ridiculous.
(00:42):
Don't let them tell you any different. I know there's
that show. I don't know if it's still on Ridiculousness
with what's his name, Rob Deardeck. We created that and
he sold it from us. This is Ridiculous Internet Questions.
And today's question that everybody's talking about on the dot
COM's is this. What is the best gift that you
(01:04):
can get for your birthday? Call us up right now
eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one Alex, what is the best
gift that you can get on your birthday, Jeble. I
think the best birthday gift would be probably something that
is very thoughtful and coming from you, Jeble, since you're
my husband, handmade or written, like a poem, as some
(01:26):
flowers and a tarot deck. Okay, yeah, Like I prefer
gifts that are thoughtful and handmade. Like it depends. You know,
when you're a kid and you don't have a lot
of stuff, then stuff is cool, right, But when you
get older and you have stuff, things like that are cool,
like make a piece of art and give it to somebody,
or make a card and give it to somebody. I mean,
I will throw a card away no matter what, but
I always feel like saving cards when people give me cards,
(01:48):
and chances are I'm probably going to save the one
that's handmade, way longer than I would a card from Hallmark. Yeah.
Text in four D six one, call us up eight
to eight three four three one oh six one. Hey Sarah, Hey, Hey,
welcome to ridiculous Internet questions. Sarah, what is the best
gift that you can get for your birthday? So, the
best gift I could get would definitely be skydiving. Right,
(02:12):
here's a question for you, Sarah, skydiving have you done
it before? No, I haven't. Okay, here's a question for you.
Let's say you had a boyfriend or whatever and they
got you skydiving. Would you want them to go with
you or just get you the skydiving? Well, um, definitely
I would want them to go with me. But in
my case, my husband doesn't want to go with me,
(02:33):
so it would be just me. Okay, I've been pregnant
the last four years. I've been pregnant, so I haven't
been able to go, and I think this year might
be the year that he's going to get me that
gift because I'm not pregnant. Yeah, you should have gone
while you're pregnant and somebody would have gone with you.
Oh no, I'm skydiving. I only ask because I had
(02:58):
a girlfriend at the time and she wanted to want
to go skydiving, and I got skydiving, but I didn't
want to do it one bit. It was cool in
a way, but also so scary and then when they stopped,
they do the parachute thing and it catches you and
then they're like, what do you think man? You know,
because that's how all scott In instructors are. How was
that for you, and I was like, just can we
(03:18):
go to the ground please? Yeah, And he's like, we
want to look around and I was like no, no.
Text In four one six one calls I made at
eight three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous
Internet questions. And what's the best gift that you can
get on your birthday? Bennett? The best thing to get
on your birthday? And shout out so I libras because
it's our birthday season. But I just want your time,
(03:38):
you know, just spend some time with me. I'm not
expecting much, but have you ever spent a birthday by yourself?
It's like the worst. So just give me a time
and then if you give me anything else, that's extra.
Text In four one six one calls up eighty eight
three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet
questions and a Lisa Hello, Hey, what's up? What is
(04:00):
the best gift you can get for your birthday? Okay today,
that's actually my birthday, Happy birthday, thank you? The best
gifts I could get? My friends and I we love
to go to the bar and do karaoke, and like
the best gift I could ever get is just like
the whole bar packed for karaoke and everybody just doing
(04:21):
their thing. It's your birthday today, Are you gonna go karaoke? Then?
Of course? Okay, what's your goal to karaoke? Song before
Cheese by Karrie Underwood. Yeah, I bet you sell that one.
I like going to karaoke. I'm not good at singing karaoke, obviously,
(04:43):
because I can't sing. I don't know why'd be obviously.
I'm just letting you know I can't sing. The only
times I've tried to do karaoke was when I was
drinking a lot in my life, and I would be
so hammered that I couldn't make out words anyway, and
I've gotten kicked off of the mic most times I've
tried to karrioke. But one time I was at a
bar and it was one of the funniest things I've
seen in my life because it's bro and they do
karaoke upstairs, and these guys were doing karaoke and they
(05:04):
were singing, Oh man, what kind of the other song?
Right now? It's the song everybody gets into and U yes,
Sweet Caroline, thank you. Brad Our producer knew that route
I was. Everybody knows Sweet Caroline. That's the karaoke song
that everybody loves, especially bros that are drunk. They love that.
And this dude was singing Sweet Caroline. And then there
was another guy whatever. They were getting in a fight,
(05:24):
and the guy was on the ground still trying to
sing Sweet Caroline while getting punched in the face by
the other guy. And everybody in the bar was jumping
around singing Sweet Caroline while these two were beating the
crop out of each other while singing Sweet Caroline. I
was like, this is an amazing experience the Jubil Show
on demand. It's another Jubil phone frame. Hello, Hey, this
(05:53):
is Stu. I'm currently staying at the Airbnb at Street.
This is the emergency number that was on the listing
to call, and I wanted to let the owner know
that most of them have been replaced, but there's a
couple we can't replace. I don't know who I need
to talk to you about that or Um I rented
to Brian. I didn't know ye he told me there
was just gonna be one person, So um, I'm gonna
(06:16):
have to contact Brian about that. But anyway, what needs
to be replaced? Wait? Hold on, did it what did
I say My name was Stu? Yeah? No, uh, Stew
is my middle name. My first name is Brian. So hey,
this is Brian. Wait a minute, No, I don't buy
that at all. Sorry. I know you're trying to like
keep Brian out of trouble, but Stu monage, just tell
(06:38):
me what needs to be replaced and we'll deal with
the other thing later. Oh well, no, this is Brian.
It's just me staying in your airbnb. But I go by.
Just tell me what needs to be replaced. Well, didn't Brian,
I mean didn't I message you last night? Okay, Stu,
I know you're not Brian. You can stop with this
little game. It's not gonna help. What did you break?
(07:01):
And what did you quote replace? I need to know? Okay, So, um,
long story short, we were looking for friebees for the pool.
We don't have frisbee right yeah. Also, we shouldn't be
throwing frisbees in the backyard. You know. We were definitely
break a window. Did you break a window? Oh no, no,
nothing like that. And we weren't throwing frisbees. Well what
(07:22):
were you throwing a Well? We found um some records
and we're trying to find records. I don't know if
you know this, but there's this room in the house
where there's like a ton of records. That room should
be locked. How did you get in there? The door
was open when I found it. Okay, um, oh my god,
I can't believe you. What do you guys like? Ten
(07:46):
you're just throwing around records? You know those things are valuable, right?
You've grabbed records from my record collection and threw them
in the pool. Yeah, Chip did well. Chip also should
not have been there because we explicitly said no guests.
We definitely don't rent it out to groups of idiots
who throw other people's property in the pool. We also
(08:07):
didn't throw them in the pool. If that's what you're thinking,
I don't care who did what, but the group that
you are there with it sounds like what you're telling
me is that you threw frisbees in outside around my pool.
Not frisbees, You threw my records and use them as frisbee. Okay.
When you say you, when you say you do, you
(08:28):
mean me specifically? I mean the Royal you, I mean
the collective you, all of you guys you do Okay, Yes,
I mean I feel like you should take some responsibility
because there was no note saying we couldn't touch the records.
I didn't think I had to leave a note about
not playing records because that door was supposed to be locked. Now,
which records did you break? I swear to god if
(08:49):
you touched my first pressing David Bowie hungry, Dori, I'm
gonna murder somebody. Okay, understood. So when you say touch,
you mean like, did I pick it up and touch
it with my hands? Did you break it by throwing
it outside? I did not throw that record outside. Did
(09:11):
anyone in your group throw that record? Yes? Oh my god?
But I did not throw it. I hit it with
a bat. Okay, I am. I am so done here
you kidding me? You guys were playing baseball with my records.
That's it. I am coming down there right now. I
(09:33):
am coming with the police. None of you better leave.
I know your name is stew All. Right, I'm gonna
contact Brian if you any of you guys are gone.
I know there's Chip, I know there's Stu. I know
there's a Brian. So there better be three people at
least down there. And I'm bringing the cops and they're
not there to arrest you. They are there to protect
you from me because I am going to start swinging bat. Okay,
well then I'll just tell you the prank phone call
(09:54):
and your wife Lisa is on the phone. This is
actually the Jewels doing a phone prank on you and
your wife. Lisa set you up. She said that you
guys have an Airbnb and you have a prize record
collection that you keep locked up. And she said, yeah,
I was worried about people breaking your records. I'm sorry, honey,
(10:15):
I couldn't help this. The Jewel Show on demand. This
is the chain and the Jubil News Network. More Americans
get their news from the Jewil News Network than any
other country because we're based in America. But it's time
for the Jewel News Network and we've got some great
stories for you today for Friday, September thirtieth, twenty twenty two.
(10:35):
I'm Jewel Fresh, and I've got audio of Snoop Dogg
on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and is just as hilarious
as it sounds. You'll hearing in just a second. I'm
Alex Fresh, and imagine walking past your favorite restaurant and
seeing something inside the window after it's closed, that ruined
it for you forever. Well, that's happened to one woman
in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and I have the audio of her
reaction coming up in my story. Hey, it's ben A
(10:57):
and you know what they say, choose your battles. Why
is and this cash year at the seven eleven in
Olympic Valley, California. He was very wise. I'll spill the
tea of my story back to you, jubil all right,
more on those stories in just a second before your
lead story of the day on the Jubal News Network,
the J and N, where if it's news to you,
it's probably also news to us. I've got audio of
Snoop Dogg on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune the other day.
(11:18):
It's hilarious because he pretty much didn't get anything right
and was very wrong about his answer. So I'll play
that first and then I've got another clip after that.
But here you go and Snoop banking onions. Know everybody
else baking brownie? Yes, I have no idea, but mark
(11:42):
talented artists swallowing no, that's not all right. Everybody else
down a banded sweetening the yeah, oh my god. An
airport teacher everybody Helsema acting teacher. He was so awesome
(12:08):
on so many easy also have more in common than
I thought. I suck at Will of Fortune. But did
he actually solve a puzzle at all. Here's more audio
of Snoop on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. I'd like to
solve the puzzle. Well, then go ahead up, suns out,
buns out. That was actually correct. He actually felt solve
(12:29):
that one. That's the only thing he got right was
suns out, buns up. I'm surprised he didn't say nun's out,
blunts out, just thinking of nuns smoking boys. This is
the JNN, the Jewil News Network. Some of the facts,
none of the time. And now for our next story,
let's sit it over to Alex Crash, who's in Minneapolis,
Minnesota right now. I am, and I'm at this like
local fish restaurant right where this lady was walking by
(12:53):
and she saw a little visitor inside and it was
a mouse. She saw a mouse in the restaurant in
a food been. It's Russian closed. Yeah, you can see it,
like everything was put away and like wrapped up. But
she was flopping out. But then she got interviewed later
and this is what she had to say about it.
(13:13):
Walk past Fellas and like, I seen something just right
in my face, like and it was moving. It was like, oh, rat,
Like it was a huge ray. It was a really big,
huge rack. Rat was thicker than me. Like it was
like hearing a food down like I'm talking about, was
eating a food. Oh that brings up flashbacks so bad
(13:35):
for me. I used to do stand up comedy and
there was this club that I used to go to
all the time. It was my regular club, and there
was a schwarm up place next to it, you know,
peta place, and I used to eat there all the
time because I was at the comedy club literally every
single day for hours. And then one night we were
all hanging out in the alley by where the place was,
and I noticed something moving in there and I looked over,
same thing, a huge rat eating from their stuff. No,
(13:57):
And that was basically what was going on inside me.
Was this That's what I felt like in my body
when I saw that. This is j and N the
Jewel News Network, where four out of ten Dennis agree Jann,
it's twelve point twelve percent more Newsy than the other guys.
It's pretty good. Yeah, let's sit it over to Ben
and hour. Hey it's Benny and I'm at the seven
(14:19):
eleven in Olympic Valley, California, where a cashier was shocked
to witness a full grown bear who probably had the
munchies because he robbed the whole store. He walked in,
grabbed some donuts, laught, came back, started on the chips.
Then he left, came back, grabbed some candy. And what
did the cashier do? Ant say? Here's the audio. Don't
believe buddy. Come on, you had enough to eat. Let's
(14:41):
go choo chooko here, you'll kill me there safe man.
Humans are taking back the world from bears. There's a
video of this dude too that just viral yesterday of
a dude and his girlfriend walking dogs and they almost
got attacked by a bear, but the dude protected his
girlfriend and his dogs by smacking the bear in the
(15:04):
face and the bear ran away. What. Yeah, he actually
stepped up and smacked the bear in the face and
the bear ran away and he saved his girlfriend and
his dogs. O. What a hero. Yeah, And every single
girlfriend is with her boyfriend right now just looked over
at them like what a chump about that guy wouldn't
smack a bear. If you were in a relationship and
you smacked a bear to protect your significant other and
the bear ran away, you literally fought a bear off
(15:25):
for them. You have AMMO the rest of your whole life. No,
I don't want to go to your parents' house for Thanksgiving?
What Remember when I fought a bear for you in
one Remember that? Okay, okay, thank you, I'm staying home
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First day is on the phone for a first date
follow up today and she's not getting a call back
from Kevin, and we're gonna try to find out why
(16:06):
and then get him on the phone and straight up
ask Kevin what's going on keV and see if he
tells us why he's not calling Tory back. Because she's
tired of being ghosted by Kevin, aren't you Tor, Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah, Tory,
thank you for your email before we get into your
date with Kevin and try to figure out why Kevin
isn't calling you back. I'm not gonna stop taying his
name like that until we get him on the phone
(16:27):
and we find out if he's likable or not, and
if it's a good reason, because I have your back, Tory,
how long has it been since your date with Kevin?
It's been a couple of weeks. A couple of weeks,
all right, huh, there's quite some time, it is. That's
a long time. A couple weeks since your date. And
how many times since your date have you reached out
to Kevin? I'm embarrassed to stay like I followed up
(16:52):
like the next day and didn't hear anything. So I
followed up the next day like when I saw something funny,
and then like a week pass and I reached out again,
and then like just now, once it hit two weeks,
I was, you know, diet a final, So like four times,
oh oh, four times okay, and Kevin has a responded
to you at all? Huh no, which is like shocking
to me because I felt like it went great. Okay,
(17:14):
well tell us a little bit about the day and
then we'll see if we can figure it out before
we give old Kevin a call. Yeah, well, it like
started pretty great. I mean we talked online for a
couple of weeks, like you know, got to know each other,
and then we met for coffee. And part of the
reason I was so surprised you didn't follow up was that,
(17:34):
like we went from coffee to dinner and drinks and so,
like it was a long day. Okay, was it supposed
to just start just be coffee and then it turned
in two more? Yeah, Like it was just supposed to
be coffee, And I think like we just really quickly,
we're hitting it off and like talking about all kinds
(17:55):
of things, and it was like, hey, you know, we're hungry,
why don't we go get like drinks and dinner. That's
a good side. That's a good sign when you show
up to like, you know, just to have coffee and
then all of a sudden, you're on a six hour
date with somebody. So tell us about you know, the
rest of the evening with Kevin. I don't know. I
mean we talked about my cats and like my job
(18:15):
and we like covered all the bases. It's just so strange.
He would definitely be someone i'd want to bring home
to my parents. Okay, so you liked Kevin. That's the
home alone. Mom. Now I'm just searching the internet for
Kevin's while you're talking, and I think I heard you
saying it was a nice date and you how to
bring him home to mom. But Kevin isn't calling you back.
(18:36):
So what do you think happened? Is there anything you
can think of? My only thought is like, because I
did talk about my cats a lot, and like he
did ask about them a lot. Like I'm wondering if
he's more of a dog person and he's like worried
that I have a couple of cats. I mean, I
don't think that's a reason to not call or check
somebody back. He might be allergic to say that, severely allerged.
(18:57):
He say that you wouldn't have to Yeah, there's just sneezing,
Like Alex is allergic to cats. Very he went on
a date with someone who had a lot of cats
or who had cats. Yeah, Oh wow, was heavin sneezing
or anything on your day? No? And I mean that's
a good point like I had to considered he could
(19:18):
be allergic. But again, like there's clearly a lot he's
not telling me that. It seems like it went so
well and I'm now getting nothing. Yeah. Also, the only
other thing I'm thinking, my phone was like ringing a lot,
and I kept just immediately, you know, shutting it down,
and eventually I put it like in my purse. But
I noticed when my phone was ringing a lot, he
(19:41):
would look down a lot and I was just sending
it straight to voicemail. So you think he thought it
look shady. That's so we're kept calling and I was
like panicking, like stop, and so I was kind of
making a face and I just kept sending the voicemail
and eventually I just told him like sorry, it's worked,
but he kind of made a face like he didn't
believe me. Oh right, Maybe maybe because you were panicking,
he thought you looked guilty. He's like, why are you
so nervous? Yeah, yeah, that would be an easy thing
(20:03):
to think that, like the other person is lying about. Yeah,
I mean, I don't know. Maybe thinks like I have
a boyfriend who was trying to reach me, and I'm
on to do with him and I'm just like racking
my brain for whatever it could have been the issue. Yeah,
I mean we all do that if we've been on
a dating someone's ghosting us. We started thinking about everything,
like maybe they don't like my socks. It's got to
be my socks. I had a hole in my sock,
but I didn't even take out my shoes, but they
(20:23):
know that I had that hole. That's what I had
to be what it is? All right, Well, we'll try
to figure out for you. We'll play a song, come back,
and then call him in and ask him why he's
ghosting you right after this, Okay, okay, first day, follow
up next in the middle of the first day to
follow up. If you're just joining us. If Tori is
on the phone and she's not getting a call back
from Kevin, yep, And I'm gonna say his name like
that until we get Kevin on the phone and ask
(20:45):
him why he's ghosting Tory, because we don't support people
ghosting our listeners unless we call Kevin and find out
he listens more than you, Tori, and then sorry, we'll
take Kevin's say yeah true. All right. So anyway, Tory
met Kevin on Tender. They went out for coffee, and
that coffee turned it into more of a date. They
(21:06):
went from there to dinner. She said that she thought
he had a great time. She even said that he's
a dude that she'd like to take home to mom.
That's a big state wherever. Yeah, like you liked him
a lot, right, Tory, Yeah, I really did. Yeah. And
now he's not calling her back and she's wondering why,
So we're about to get him on the phone. The
only thing that Tory can think of is that she
has cats, and maybe the dude doesn't like cats. Also,
(21:26):
her work was trying to get ahold of her during
the date, and she kept sending the call to voicemail,
and it was a while before she told her date
that it was work calling, so it looked like her
phone was blowing up, but she kept sending it the voicemail.
So she thinks maybe it looked like she had a
boyfriend or something that was trying to get ahold of her,
because boyfriends don't like it when you're on dates with
other dudes most of the time. She thinks that that
looked kind of suspect, and maybe Kevin thinks that she's
shady all right, other than that Tory. That's it, right, Yeah,
(21:48):
that's all I can think of. All right, well, here
we go. I'm on a Dallas phone of me right now,
and see we figured out for you. Hello? Is this Kevin? Yeah?
This is Kevin? Who's this? What's up? Kevin? H nothing?
Who is it? keV? Should I call you? keV? Dog? Okay? Okay?
(22:10):
What's going on? Do hang up on me? Kevin? Do
you sound like you're on the verge of hanging up
on me? Don't do that, please, Kevin. I don't know
who this is Kevin. This is Jewel from the Jewel Show.
It's a radio show. This is Alex from the same show.
This is Christian, also from the same show. This has
Benett from the same show We're Awesome, the same show. Yeah,
(22:31):
what's up Kevin? All right? So like I'm on the
radio right now, Yes, surprise. Yeah, and it'll be in
a podcast later on too. Congratulations, lucky you. You You want
to tell people high your big chance shout outs you
want to give. I don't know what to say right now.
Why am I on the radio? You're on the radio
(22:52):
because one of our listeners emailed us and asked us
to call you. Okay, I'll tell you one thing and
then we'll see if you know who it would be. Okay.
We do a segment on the show and it's called
the first Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and then you end
up ghosting them, they can email us to get you
on the phone and go, hey, Kevin, why aren't you
(23:13):
calling them back? So you recently went on a date
and you've been ghosting somebody and they're wondering why, and
we want to get the answer. That's why we're here. Okay. Yeah,
I was gonna say the only date I've really been
on lately was with Tori. Is it Tory? You are
a smart man, Kevin, Dan, Dang it is it's Tori?
It is? Yeah, guess why? Yes, it's why are you
(23:34):
ghosting to? Oh my gosh. Okay, So she wants to
know why I'm not going out with her? Got it?
Yes she does, Kevin, And so do we, and so
do the literally tens of people listening. Right. I mean,
I feel bad embarrassing her, But what does she tell
you about our date? I mean, first of all, she
said that she thinks she's pregnant. Oh, God, surprise again
(23:56):
that one's not me. I don't know if okay, no,
she didn't tell us anything like that. She said that
you guys met on tender, you went for coffee, and
that coffee turned into dinner and stuff, and she thought
you had a great time. But now you're not calling
her back. We asked her what she thinks the problem
could be, and she said that one, she has cats.
Maybe you don't like cats. The other thing was that
her phone was blowing up and it was work, she says,
(24:16):
trying to get a hold of her, but she was
sending the call to voicemail a lot, and she said
that it looked like you thought maybe that was shady,
that she was sending somebody else to voicemail, like a
boyfriend or na man. So so let me you had
it right with the first one. Those cats. You know,
I'm sitting around this date and I can smell something
that just smelled pungent. It was gross. And as she's talking,
(24:38):
she's mentioning that she's had three cats, and then they
pee on stuff at the house and that's when I
kind of put two and two together, and I'm like,
oh my gosh, this chick's clothes are covered in cat urine.
Oh my god. Yeah, she smelled like catpy so bad. Oh,
catpe is a horrible smell, tost. I used to have
(25:02):
a cat. Oh, and I got a cat because they
don't like people, and I figured cool, like I would
have a pet, but I don't have to really take
care of it, take care of it. But I got
a people cat, and it would get mad every time
I go out of town, and it would always pee
in my bags because I want to town alive. If
I didn't have it out of the room when I
was packing, I would literally turn around and it would
be peeing in the bag, looking at me like, enjoy
the flight now. Oh my god. So that's why you're
(25:23):
not calling her back because she smelled like cat pee. Yeah.
I don't want to that around me. I don't want
I don't want to smell like cappy. I don't want
her to come over to my place and then that
place smells like cappy, and I don't want her in
my car, and then the car smells like cappy. I'm good.
Her place must be disgusting. It makes me gag thinking
about what she must be living in A right same
all right? Well, thank you for telling us why you're
(25:44):
not calling her back. Man, appreciate that. Also, I should
have been honest with you from the beginning and tell
you that Tory is actually on the phone listening and
she wants to talk to you. Yeah. Oh gosh, hey Kevin, Hey,
just for your information, I'm very clean and I didn't
smell like cat pea. Geez, yeah you did. My sinuses
(26:06):
are still bleeding. Oh yeah, guess what. I did make
a comment that my cat peat on something, but it
was a joke, and I guess you were too busy thinking.
I sell like happy to be paying attention and know
it was a joke and you're just an idiot. Okay, well,
how do you explain the cat pee? Then you're the
only person around it reeks like cat ear, and explain yourself. Yeah,
what's up with that? For your information, I already knew
(26:27):
I didn't smell good because I got new perfume and
it smells awful and my roommate mad a joke and
its smell my catpe You need to get your money back. Okay. Well,
if it smells like cat pee, and it looks like
cat pee, it's cat pea. It's not catpe. I put
on this new perfume and my roommate told me it
smells like cappy, and I did take it back. It's
not cat peat. Did your roommate tell you it smelled
(26:49):
like cat pee before your date? No, she told me
a couple days later, And so I was really embarrassed
because I was like, oh, crap, I think I wore
that on my date, and obviously I did, so Kevin
things I smelled cat Oh maybe it was just a perfume.
And then like, she has cats, that's what like you
thought it was. Well, how am I supposed to know
that it's not cat pee? You have three cats? It
(27:10):
reeks like cat pee. You're telling me stories about how
your cat pete on stuff. How am I not supposed
to think that you're covered in urine? Well? Yeah, so
nice to hold a woman at the store. Like I
was like, it smells exactly like capy, Like it smelled
good in the bottle, but when I put it on,
I didn't even realize until my roommate's bed cappy and
then I was like, oh, no, that's exactly what it
smells like. No, but like I'm really clean. This is
(27:35):
super embarrassing now, I'm like, want to prove to you
I don't stink. Well, let me just ask Kevin. Now
that you know that it's not catpe that Tory smells like,
it was just really bad perfume that smelled like catpy
that she took back, would you like to go on
another date with Tory? We'll pay for it. Listen, I'll
give him another shot. But if you show up smelling
like cat pee, I'm gonna know that it's the cats
(27:56):
and not the perfume. She already told you. Okay, Well, congratulations, guys,
you did it. Yeah, you got another date? Tor Hi,
I will not smell it happy and it will be wonderful.
I'm looking forward to it. Oh. Good to the Jewels
Show on demand, Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
(28:31):
You texted in at four one o six one that
you have a dirty little secret and this is the
Jewel Show calling you back to ask you what your
dirty little secret is. Hi, this is Jewil. Hello, this
is Christian, this is Bennett. What's up? So nice to
hear you, well, thank you, nice to hear it. Nice
to hear you. You You are you able to tell us
what your dirty little secret is? Right? Now, oh my god, Yes,
you guys are gonna think I'm so weird though, I'm
(28:52):
just doing this this morning, all right. So like on
the show, we don't judge you, and you need to
be judged, so go for it. Don't worry my gosh. Okay,
So when I was growing up, I had a pet
tree frog as my first pet ever, and his name
was Dave. Okay, and that's a good name. He had
little steaky pads on his feet and Dave name, and
(29:17):
I had a stalag kind of. He wasn't my friend's charming,
that's for sure. So that was a really good pat
in my life. I loved him as about seven years old.
And fast forward to today, I have a dog named Petunia,
and Petunia is so cute and beautiful. But she has
(29:38):
the smelliest breath, just like Dave cage and you know,
he smells just like his aquarium. And so sometimes if
I'm feeling nostalgic, like this morning, I laid him bed
next to Petunia and I just smelled her breath. I
love what that little that little dog smells just like
(29:58):
Dave's aquarium. I'm done. So you smell your dog's breath
because it smells like a stinky aquarium, and it reminds
you of the frog that used to have on Exactly
do you do you let your dog lick your lips too?
Or you're in slide of your mother? Oh yeah, I
(30:21):
love my little baby Abby's breath. Stinky Abbey kisses you
on the lips all day every day. Oh my gosh,
you're good, daddy some morning kisses and I need daddy's
princess baby angel. Absolutely yes, listen on the on the cheek,
on the cheek, on your hand, on your arm, and
not in the mouth. Think no, that's disgusting, you know.
(30:46):
For you, it's cute in a weird way. But Christian,
that's weird. Stop. So that's your that's your dir little
secret though it is. I mean I have more, but
that's full of secret. Naughty, a double dirty, double dirty.
Oh gosh, um. Whenever my husband goes out of town,
(31:08):
I actually become the biggest slob on the planet. Whenever
he's here, I'm cleaning up behind him, sweeping every little crumb.
As soon as he leaves town, I'm like a frat boy.
Why do you do that? I have no idea he
like a clean house. No, I do, so, then why
do you like the dirty? And everybody's got no idea
(31:31):
and mean literally like throwing stuff everywhere. I'm just walking
around in my under I thought it was something way dirtier.
Husband goes out of town. I said dirty. I'm like
when I said naughty, i'man like, yeah, you know, naughty, dirty, dirty,
like actual problem. Thank you for your dirty little secret?
(31:52):
All right, let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Yeah?
So my dirty little secret? Uma. Like. I have a
nephew and sometimes I watched him after school and he
likes riding bikes and stuff, and so recently I've gotten
a little tired of it. So when he's at school,
I kind of take the air out of the tire.
So when he found is in and wants to ride bikes,
(32:15):
I'm like, oh no, the tires flat. We can't, dude,
that's a great idea. You know, Alex and I were
married if you didn't know that, And we recently got
some of those e bikes. They're a lot of fun, right,
They're fun. Also, we have a ten year old Alex's
son my steps on Jack's, and he's gonna want to
ride bikes all the time, and there's gonna be days
or Alex and I are like, don't feel like righting
(32:36):
the bike. Thank you for the advice, Janius. Thanks, they're
not looking. Thanks for telling us you dirty little secret. Yeah,
the Jewil Show on demand. Hey, you guys want to
get weird, let's get weird. It's the Jewil Show. That's
a very good point, I guess I am. Every once
in a while, though, you gotta do something different and
mix it up a little bit. Otherwise you get bored
(32:57):
and then you'll quit doing this job on the radio,
and then you'd have to find a new show to
listen to. But we are going to do something a
little different right now. And before we tell you what
that is, I want everybody who's listening to stop, look
around you and appreciate life. Realize that all we really
have is time, and the things that bother you on
a day to day basis can probably wait most days
because everything could be gone in a second. So appreciate it.
And why am I interrupting your stress this morning to
(33:19):
tell you to appreciate life. It's because we haven't had
a chance to talk about it yet. But just the
other day, rapper Coulio died at fifty nine years old
from a heart attack. And if you don't know who
he was, Coolio was an icon in the late nineties.
He went a Grammy in nineteen ninety five for Gangster's Paradise,
which is a huge song. Weird Al Yankovic redid that
to Amish Paradise and he actually did the theme song
for Nickelodeon's Keenan and Kel I forgot about that. Coolio
(33:42):
was huge for a while. He took over the world
because he was different than everybody else. And that's another
reason why we're talking about it, because this is the
Jewel Show. It's not a show, it's a vibe. And
one thing we always stress and want for people is
to be okay being different. That's what Coolio did back
in the nineties when Coolio came out. The reason why
he was so different and big he was a West
Coast rapper. And on the West Coast they just had
the La riots. There was food chorges, there were threats
(34:04):
of war. All the rappers on the West Coast, the
Ice Cubes and people like that. They were angry rapping,
which also helpful at that time because that voice needed
to be heard as well, but Coulio came from the
same areas, lived in those same neighborhoods, but he was different.
He was about having fun. Someone who shouldn't have been right,
somebody who should have probably been dead in its twenties,
was rapping about having fun. He was just a good vibe.
He was positivity coming out of a really negative situation
(34:26):
and showing people then what they should also know now
is no matter where you come from, no matter what
you do, you make your own reality. Coulio lived a
great positive life that could have gone completely different because
it started off in a really grimy situation. And I
think Coolio's existence is a good example for everybody out
there to not get wrapped up in the day to
day bs. Do life with a smile and do it
your way, and not only will you be successful at
(34:47):
what you do, but you'll also touch the lives of
the people around you in a very positive way. So
we're gonna play Anxious Paradise right now, so you can
listen to this and celebrate the life of Coulio. As
(35:08):
I'm walking through them now, the other shadow of Death,
I take a look at her like he real line,
there's nothing because I'm in lasting and laughing so low
that even my mama thinks that my mind is so
But I ain't never crost the man that just dis
hurbing Bbtree that like a mom, you know that's unhurt
up at a white you're talking and where you're walking?
(35:29):
Are you and your might be lying shot. I really
hate to trip, but I gotta lower as they cool.
I see my stones in the pimpol smoke boom. I'm
kind of a little homies. Want to be like all
my knees in the night time prayers in the stream line.
(35:58):
Look at the situation they got me facing. I can't
live a normal I was raised about the Sha, so
I gotta be damned with the hood team too much.
That Levintion watch. It got me chasing dreams. I'm an
educating pool with money on my mind, got my tin
in my hand and the gleaming my eye. I'm a
low down, tripping bank and my hormies is down, So
(36:20):
donna round my anger fool death ain't nothing but I
heart beat away. I'm never like to do a guy,
but can't I say I'm prety three cover woll I
never see twenty both away being just going. I don't know.
Sham me so blind to see that we keep standing.
(37:10):
Hour have the money, money and the powers. Minute after man,
Hour was me myst name. But I M what's going
on in the kitchen, But I don't know what's spy.
They say I got the nerve, but nobody's here to
teach me. If they can't understand it, how can they
teach me. I guess they can't. I guess they fought.
(37:31):
I guess they front. That's why I know my life
is out of that fool standing keeping until his next
(38:47):
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