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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Victoria is hurt like inside or physically like inside, She's
hurt all around. Did you fall not this time? Okay,
why are you hurt? Victoria?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, jubol I found something out the other day and
it's a little hurtful.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
You know, I was kind of confused at first of it.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Wait, does it have to do with me or something?
Is that where this is leading, because now I feel
like it is. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. Okay, I'm
wondering what I did. Well.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The other day, you texted me and Brad and You're like, hey,
make sure it tag me if we ever post something
that way, I can repost on my story.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And I was like, yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Which first off, I responded within a few minutes, and
I did you responded back?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
And that texted back asking a question and you will
didn't respond.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I never responded until yeah, but I did when I
came in and say, hey, sorry, I meant to respond
to you. I did say sorry, I meant to respond
thet I'll never responded.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Also, I was surprised because I do that all the
time to people. I'll be like texting him and then
I'm like gone for a while. Yeah, So that didn't
surprise you. That's not the thing that hurts you. Yeah, okay,
that was.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Just an extra Okay, but what hurt is And I
realized I don't know what made me realize this, but
you don't follow me on Instagram?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh I don't. I wait, I thought I followed you. No,
it's unbelievable. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
And you keep saying you're trying to get to one
hundred K.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, I following me, not me following.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm one of those followers.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
And I was like, ouch, doesn't he call back, just
like I sit next to you every day?

Speaker 6 (01:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I also put that you can't tag me, can't tag
me in stories? I didn't know. I honestly didn't realize
I didn't follow you. I thought I followed you.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
You didn't wonder why you never saw videos of her,
pictures of her pop up in your feet.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I don't see anything from anybody that I actually want
to see you on Instagram. There's a one way account.
I can promise you that. It's so weird. I saw
a post of yours the other day, Nina, you did, yeah,
and I liked it. He is the only person I
recognized in my feet. I mean also because I like
the posts and I like you, Nina, but I was like,

(02:09):
oh cool, it's somebody I know. I don't know why, nobody,
nobody that I know shows up on my feet. So
when someone does, then I get excited and I like
it because I want to see more of the people
that I know. But you're probably follow them first. Okay,
that's probably.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
A good you see, Jubil does follow me, but you've
been following me since the beginning of Instagram. That's true,
so you know, like we're just kind of grandfathered in here.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I've been following Nina since it was Facebook, and then
Instagram started and said, do you want to import your
contacts and I said, yes, yeah, the memories of Jubil
on my Facebook. Yeah, but that's you.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
It makes me feel a little better that now I
know why he's ever liked any of my photos.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, it's so funny that we really care.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Though.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Brad just found something out. He was looking on Instagram
right now.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I saw do I not follow you? Brady?

Speaker 7 (02:58):
No, I've been your right hand man executive for almost
three years.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I don't even have a follow. I wonder why I
never see anything of you either. I mean, Victoria posts
dumb stuff. Why wouldn't you follow me because you don't
post anything easy follow. I don't even know who I
follow anymore at all, none of us. But for me,
it's not on purpose.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
I do think you don't follow Victoria because nobody knows
what her user name is, because you just.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Like say it, say what you're at Victoria?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
It's at b ramire zero zero.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Oh yeah, that's the best you've ever done it? Yeah,
very slow. It still was if I would have listening
to be like via remera.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
What zero zero the Ramirez zero zero?

Speaker 1 (03:44):
There you go about her? Okay, yeah, you still need
to change her at the side. So v e e
r it right, you suck. It's the letter v Ramirez
zero zero.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Is that how she say it?

Speaker 7 (03:57):
That's how I would say it if I were This
is dumb Instagram like you.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I've heard Victoria say her. I've heard Victoria say her
at so many times, and this is the first time
I'm going to it. Oh cool, that's you.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Wow, who would have known?

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, fifteen and seventeen followers, ninety five posts following five
hundred ninety three that's cool.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yeah, man, I'm trying to help you get to one
hundred k. The least you can use help me gets
two K.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Okay, I don't know. Look at your real quick you know.
Let's see, there's suit of two kinds of people in
the world. The ones that just hit that follow freely
and the other ones that are like I gotta make sure. Yeah,
you got to pass ten. All right, I'm gonna all
follow you right now, Victoria. That's nice. There you go,

(04:48):
and I also blocked you at the same time. That's fine.
You can follow Brad and then I'll follow it. Yeah,
so pull up Brad here. So that's at Brad Nolan,
no wonder. I don't see anybody, man, I don't fallow
when you put it.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Listen, if you want Jeubile Fresh to follow you, now's
the time to hit that text message and get on
those phones.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I will lead your case. I'll follow you back because
I'm trying to get two hundred K. Like I've been
very close for a long time now, and if it
means I have to follow people back, absolutely I'll do it.
Don't gotta twist your armor. That's Brad. That's his Instagram
right there. You can value though, because I wouldn't.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
I'm like you, I don't I either follow somebody for
one or two reasons. Either politically, I must follow them.
That's why I'm falling, Victoria, and then the other reasons
because they're content.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Who what's on there? And Red as a kid? All right,
I'm gonna give you a follow. Who knew that's true?

Speaker 8 (05:46):
Crazy?

Speaker 9 (05:47):
Did jubile show on demand?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Nina? What's trending? Boys are fighting? We've got two beefs
going on.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
We've got one with MGK and Jack Harlowe and then
the other one is between Usher and Chris Brown.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
So we'll start there, Okay, okay, So this is cool, right, funny.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
So over the weekend was the Lovers and Friends Festival
in Vegas, so Usher and Chris Brown were both performing there.
Usher was at Chris Brown's birthday party and they were
at a roller skating rink, and so some beef started
going out.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Chris Brown turned thirty four and Usher's like sixty, right,
So they're all.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Skating around and Chris Brown was upset about somebody else
that was there, and he wanted Usher to tell them
to leave, but he didn't, so instead he punched him
in the face, and so Usher had a bloody nose.
These are what reports are saying. I saw this all
over social meds like I had to dig deeper so
it sounds hilarious.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
It really Yeah, so that happened so Usher wouldn't tell
the person that Chris Brown didn't wanted his birthday party
to leave, and then Usher got faced. Essentially, yes, okay,
so that does fit his name though you are usher
them out. Usher, it's your name, do it, but he

(07:08):
didn't do it, so he got knocked out. I'm not
knocked out, but a bloody knows. So that's what happened there. Now,
Jack Carlow and MGK, imagine you're Jack Harlow. You're just chilling,
You're mine in your business, You've done nothing wrong, and
all of a sudden, MGK decides to drop a song
over the renegade beat and come after you. I see
why they call you jack man. You jack Man's most
swag get Drake kissed brot back man. Why why I

(07:33):
like Jack.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Harlow too, Jack, he's the nicest gentleman ever. Yeah, but
that's so funny. He's mining his business. And then here's MGK.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Is there any reason, no that you know of? No,
MGK just woke up that day and was like, you
know what, screw Jack Harlow.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Why I don't get such a drama Yeah, you guys
are a bunch of drama kings.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
I don't get it.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
So mgk' is a wild card. A few experiences with him,
and he's always mad about something, so he's constantly looking
around trying to fight somebody.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
I peed next to him at a concert one time.
I was backstage and he came in and we were
peeing next to each other, and I just looked over
and I was like, man, you are tall, and he
was like, yeah, I am. And then I was like, okay, cool, Well.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
You'd be careful. One day you might wake up and
you're going to be the subject of a song.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
That's what's trending the Jubil Show on demand. I waited
in line for fifteen hours for a Star Wars movie.
What the Jeubil Show. I haven't, but that's a text
we got in at four one oh six one, And
that text was from one of our producers, Sharky from
the other room. Fifteen hours for a Star Wars movie. Yeah. Also,

(08:48):
somebody texted in at four one oh six one in
said I camped out for four days back in the
nineties for OLP tickets when they first started touring. Who's OILP?
I don't know? Text us back, who is OLP? And
you wait? You camped up for four days to get
those tickets? Great for day they must have been. I'll
call us up right now eight eight eight three four
three one six one text in four one o six one.
It's the Jubil Show. And the question is what is

(09:09):
the longest that you've waited in line? And why? Because
Nina saw something over the weekend that apparently was a
big long line of dudes. It was the longest line
of dudes I've ever seen in one place. I was like,
is it Christmas?

Speaker 5 (09:24):
But I was at the cracking game last night, and
you know, when you go to a shower out basically anywhere,
the women's bathroom always has a line out the door
right not here. Last night, the line of dudes was
so long I couldn't believe it. I just watched it
just kept going farther and farther and farther, like wrapping
around on the concourse.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I was like, what are you? What's going on there?
So so the line of the bathroom was that long?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Usual?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
I mean the women's bathroom always has a line, but
the guys bathroom usually isn't that bad? Oh is that bad?

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Like I was in and out, no problem, and it
just kept wrapping around. It's like something specials going on
in there or something were seeing that before.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I would have probably peed my pants. I know, I
think of you. I have a very I have the
bladder of an eighty year old woman.

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Probably you know.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah, I have to pee every five seconds, and I'm
not very good at holding it. I mean I I
I can't drive like ten minutes without having to pee.
It's like an automatic thing. I went to go pick
up curbside delivery from Best Buy this weekend and that's
literally ten minutes, and I had peed before I left

(10:35):
the house and I had to pee in a water
bottle on the way there. What yeah, real creative. Yeah,
stop therapy tanks. I I mean, I mean, if you
ever need any expertise on how to pee in public anywhere? Yeah,
I pee all over the place, So yeah, I would
not have been able to wait and liign that long

(10:56):
for the bathroom. No way, No, it was incredible.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
But how did it feel like the thing?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Great?

Speaker 2 (11:06):
Victoria Ramirez, what I meant to Nita, how did it
feel as a girl watching the guy's line be so long?

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Oh, it was excellent. It felt like victory, Like, oh yeah,
it's your turn.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
This is like interesting to see what people will wait
in line for. Obviously the bathroom, but I mean our
own producer Richard Sharky waited in like fifteen hours for
a Star Wars movie. Somebody texted in and said that
they waited in line for eight hours to get a
video game on Black Friday. Okay, so what if you
waited in line for call Us Up eight eight eight
three four three one six one eight eight eight three

(11:39):
four three one six one. Every time the iPhone comes
out with people camp out for weeks, when it's like,
just wait until a couple of days after it comes
out in stores and then you'll just be able to
buy it at the store with no line.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
But it's more exciting when you get to be a
part of the process. You know, you work for it,
you earned it.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
I hate lines so much that I don't I can't
think of a single time I stood in line for
a long time for something they could I could literally
be dying and they're like, hey, we have the cure
for this disease that you have. At the end of
this line, it's gonna be an hour wait, and I'd
be like, I'm good, I'm fine, I'm officially ready to die.
I don't need to wait.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Ane.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
I will be at the grocery store and I'll fill
my cart and if there's a line that's too long,
I'll just dish the cart and leave. Yeah, you're so weird.
I won't even eat those eyes. I hate standing in
line so much. You were and I are so different
because the longest I've ever waited in line was for
four hours for a cheeseburger, So I'll ditches food and
not eat.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Meanwhile, I'm like four hours for this. A cheval burger
in Chicago. If you've ever been a chival, is the
best burger of your life. I had friends visiting when
I lived in Chicago, and we stood in line for
four hours for that thing.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Was it worth it? Yes?

Speaker 5 (12:48):
Really, really so worth it? The best burger of my life.
I still dream about that burger. Would you do for
those four hours? Went to the bar next store?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (12:58):
So good?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Actually I don't even remember if I ate a burger,
but I know I got real drunk, and I made
friends with the people on line too. Yeah, it's a
good time. Hey Devin, Hey, so you waited overnight for
what chick fil a? What?

Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Why you know?

Speaker 8 (13:18):
It was because I mean I don't know. They did
this thing where like the first hundred people who were
there get like three meals for a year.

Speaker 11 (13:25):
So they were like everything set up, and I definitely
stayed overnight.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Did you like camp out, put up a tent and everything.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
Yeah, I had friends come over. It was fun. It
was fun.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
So did you get the free meals for a year?

Speaker 8 (13:39):
Yeah, and I actually wasted them, like in six months,
because I.

Speaker 12 (13:43):
Mean, it is it is.

Speaker 8 (13:44):
It's been a free meal. But I kind of went
through it.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
It was delicious. Though. I do like chick fil A.

Speaker 10 (13:51):
It was worth it.

Speaker 12 (13:53):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
I mean, yeah, for for years worth of free stuff.
When I think that's one of the things that people
wait in line for the longest, is chick fil a
A chick If a chick fil A opens in any town,
any town, even if there's a chick fil A a
couple streets over, as there's a line for like traffic stops,
cops have to you'd have to come out there and
direct traffic. It's crazy. You never understood it.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
I only had it once and I like, what, okay,
wait really really so?

Speaker 1 (14:21):
And then you don't you you don't you wait out?
You waited in the line, you know, for four hours
for this burger, but you wouldn't do it for a
Chick fil a. Probably not. I mean, it's cool if
it's there, I guess, but no, not like gosh of
all calls up eighty eight three four three text four
to six one, Hey Allison, Hi, what did you wait
in line for?

Speaker 12 (14:41):
I waited about around sixteen hours to try to meet
in sinc in a competition. It was MTV competition and
I lost, but it was it was amazing. It was
in southern California. We have to drive up to the snow,
and I'm not the snow girl. So all the girls

(15:01):
who lived in the snow, they knew how to survive
the elements to win.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
You sound like me whenever I see snow, I have
I've gotten frost bite already. It's like, no, that's actually
not that that is frost. It's not even snow, right, So.

Speaker 12 (15:20):
Did you get to think at that time? Well, I
didn't meet them. I didn't win the competition, but I
saw them at Demi's afterwards, so that was a pretty
cool time.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Oh yeah, definitely a great consolation for sixteen hours.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Thank you for your phone, call house and call us
up eight A eight three four three one O sixty one.
What if you waited in line for? And why? I
don't understand it. I cannot wait in line.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
I just love that people are saying sixteen hours and
days and meanwhile, I'm like, four hours. It sounds like
nothing compared to sixteen hours.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Steen hours to meet Nikolae. No, that's the wrong group, bro,
that's degrees in sync? Which ones are in sync? I
get them all? Oh that's Timberlake, the other ones? Yeah?
And whoever else? Chriz, I don't remember, Joey. Sorry, this
is a fun times Did you will show on demand

(16:09):
what's trending with Nina? Yes?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
And this is for Victoria Ramirez and all of you
other swift He's out there because Okay, there are two
things in life that you really shouldn't count of other peoples.
You don't count other people's money, and you shouldn't count
their relationships or bodies whatever. And I'm not meaning to
do that on purpose. But what the actual all right,
Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift unfortunately broke up with her boyfriend

(16:33):
Joe Alwyn earlier a couple months ago or something.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
That was big news because she stopped doing a song
on her tour right or switched up her set list,
and then it was like, oh, she switched it up.
That means she broke up with right dude.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
And then it ended up getting confirmed. And this may
have happened a long time ago. It's hard to keep
up with it because she's very good at promo around
her relationships. I love Taylor Swift too, but it's just
very interesting to watch. So now she's been rumored to
be dating Healy, who is the lead singer for the
nineteen seventy five, which is a band. So now Matti

(17:06):
Heally popped up at her show in Nashville on Friday
and then she mouths some I Oh no, she didn't
mouth it.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
She said it. This is about you. You know who
you are. I love you. Why Matti Healy is there? Okay?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
So like what, Well, it's because I actually have It's
because he said that at one of his concerts.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
I know he loves her.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
No, I think it was just to his fans, So
she was saying it her fans, but then sometime they're
kind of both saying it like to each other.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
So it was like passive aggressive, but not really passive aggressive.
It's like passively telling each other that they love each
other by telling them saying it in front of other people.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Essentially it is you know, it could mean something else,
because she's really good at like leaving little easter eggs.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
As they call them. But I don't, like, you.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Know, I have such a hard time with this. It's
like you watch all these people come in and out
of relationships, me and wow, just still sitting here.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
I'm not how do you do? Taylor Swift is in
love every week with someone new.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
You know, I want to do that too. Anyway, that's
what's trending.

Speaker 9 (18:14):
Did jubile show on demand?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
That's the sound of somebody puking? I just pulled it
up on YouTube right like the Titanic. No, it's from
the movie Team America, World Police where the dude pukes
for like five minutes straight. It's the Double Show. And
like I said, just a few minutes ago, if you
think you're having a rough morning, did you wake up

(18:44):
with puke on your shoes someone else's puke. If you didn't,
then congratulations, you're doing better than our own. Victoria Ramirez,
Yes you are. She needs your help and apparently her
shoes are all pukey. What Okay? So what happened, Victoria?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Okay, So I just need to know if I'm in
the wrong for this kind of But what happened is
this last weekend, I went off my friends and one
of my friends decided she was gonna take a lot
of shots this night because she's one of those girls
who likes try to keep up with the guys, and
so she was like, I can keep up, let me try,
and she took a lot more shots.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Always love like I used to, you know, I used
to drink a lot, and you'd meet someone at a
bar like I could tell I drink at you guys,
I'm like, oh yeah, all right, game on, let's see.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
Well they were doing that. They're like pushing me, like okay,
let's see how far you can go.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Then I'm like, why why not a good idea? No,
it's always bad when you're in a bar you' getting
competitive overshots. It just means you're gonna wake up probably
in the street somewhere.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yeah, I was me in college.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I can't do that now, Okay, So your friend was
doing that at the bar, yes, And so by the
time we were ready to leave, we were all pretty drunk,
but she was just hammered. And so we got on
the Uber and she was being one of those girls
an uber, which I've definitely been. This girl is no
issue with this girl, but the one it's like, oh
my god, can you play this song?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Oh? Keep it on this? Oh my god, this is
my song? Sing along? What's your name? And then you
just start calling the uber driver by name the whole time,
like they're your best friend, and they're sitting there like
I want to get you out of my car so bad, Like.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
How fast can I drive down this road?

Speaker 2 (20:25):
And my guy was driving pretty fast also, and I
think it was to get her out of the car,
because there was at one point where she was singing,
she was talking, we were good, and then you could
just kind of hear go oh no, and just like
lean back in her chair and she didn't.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Talk the rest of the Uber girl.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Five more minutes.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
But so we get out of the car.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
And she just immediately project how vomits everywhere and it
was so gross. She got it on my shoes shoes, yes,
and they were pretty new.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
And I know she felt bad, like like yesterday, the
next morning she felt pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
She probably didn't remember, Okay, but that sucks.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
But so now I'm like, do I ask her to
buy me a new pair?

Speaker 8 (21:15):
Like?

Speaker 3 (21:15):
I know she feels bad and they weren't necessarily.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Like cheap, but I just I feel bad asking to
buy her buy me a new pair.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
But at the same time, she should be offering to
buy you a new pair for call us right now
eighted eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one six one text in four
on A six one you have any advice for Victoria
on how to either get replacement PUW shoes or I
guess some money for them, or what I mean, what
kind of what do you do in that situation? What
would you do? Call us up eighty eight three four

(21:44):
three one o six one so and they were.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Like swayed, so you can't really get no fuke out
of that, like even if you get it cleaned, but.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Then how do you even clean them? Like I don't know.
I've debated on putting him in water.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
For those of you who think this is not her
fault because she was drunk, there is a general rule
that if you're throwing up in an uber, you do
it in the door pocket ew. You don't do it
on someone's shoe. You have to have the wherewithal to
do it in the door holder. That's gross. We would
have gotten charged, yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
But at least you would have your shoes, so yeah,
I mean, even if you could clean it off, it's
still though. I wouldn't want to put them on because
it wasn't my puke. If it was my puke, that's
a different story, you know. But if it was somebody
else's puke, I don't want to wear someone else's puke
on my feet, even if it was my puke. I
myself like, but we're not going to have is puky shoes.
I've been hammered before, and I peed in my shoe ill, okay,

(22:39):
and not like down my leg. I woke up in
the middle of the night and literally play. I was
staying in a hotel with a couple of friends, and
I sat my shoe on the ground and I peed
in the shoe, thinking it was the bathroom. That sound
was black toout. We were we were like on a roach,
we were like on vacation together. And that was the
only pair of shoes I brought the whole time, So

(23:00):
I had to spend three more days walking around in
my peep shoes. No, I guess I didn't even remember
until I put my shoes on. They were kind of wet,
and I wondered why. And they're like, you remember what
you did last night? And I was like, no, They're like,
you peede in your shoes.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
I'm not sorry. That's your fault, just like I'm not.
I mean, your friends should be very sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
And she was, hey, Jen, yeah, i'm here. You have
some advice for Victoria.

Speaker 8 (23:36):
Well, yeah, unfortunately, it's not where you're gonna want to hear. Honey.

Speaker 11 (23:38):
I'm fifty one, and when I went out in my twenties,
you just kind of dealt with whatever hand was given
to you.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
And you know, she feels I'm sure she feels terrible.

Speaker 11 (23:47):
But I had a friend drove on the side of
my cow one, so you just deal with it and
chalk it up to having a good time.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
I mean, I guess that's true.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
You though I don't know, I feel you. I see
what you're saying. You know, you just it's part of
the game. But at some point you do need to
take responsibility for your actions. Like a friend puked on
my carpet, like a really cute carpet that I had,
and I made her take that to go get it cleaned,
and that costs more.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Than buying me a new one. And I didn't care.
See my taking responsibility when I was getting blacked out
all the time, was just sorry for partying. What do
you want me to do? Sorry? I partied a little bit.
I know your shoes are ruined. Sorry for partying. You
want new ones? Go buy some new ones? You got money? Hello? No, hello, hello, Hey,

(24:32):
you have some advice for Victoria.

Speaker 12 (24:36):
Yes, I.

Speaker 11 (24:39):
Unfortunately was the friend that ended up ruining my cousin's
roommates closed my mistaking it for the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Oh no, I think this happens a lot. So what
did you do in that situation? Did you replace the clothes?

Speaker 13 (24:58):
Absolutely?

Speaker 11 (24:59):
It was like a hundred fifty dollars worth of clothes,
and I felt so bad, and especially since I was
visiting my cousin and I was out of town, so
I felt so bad. I had to go and pull
the money out of the APM the next morning, like
I couldn't do it without doing that.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
Oh wow, And is a stand up thing to do.
I respect that.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
I just I know she feels so bad and I
don't want to make her feel worse and be like, hey.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
She puked on your shoes, though, you want to make
her feel worse. You've got pew shoes now she was drunk.
Yeah nope, no, but you do you booth? Hey, breathe, Hey,
what's up? What do you think Victoria should do?

Speaker 10 (25:43):
I'm back again. I think Victoria should get some new
shoes helpfully, but I think if she does go to
a cleaner you can maybe they could help you out
with that, because I had swage roller skates and they
can help you out that. But I am Something similar
happened to me one time. My sister passed away about
eight months ago. I went to her celebration of life,

(26:03):
and afterwards, I went out with his family and friends
and we got pretty wasted, and I saw up in
my friend's car and uh, and uh, I felt really bad,
like I don't know, the car was just going so
fast and I just I couldn't hold it and I
just pooped and it was really bad and I felt
so bad and I tried to help the clean up,

(26:24):
but I just made it worse. And so she's like,
get in the house. And then I pooped in the
bathroom too, and but but it happens, you know, when
you're partying it up. But I feel so bad for
your friends, but I feel bad for your shoes. That's
really tough about your friend's Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Well, great the next day. Thank you for your phone call, Brie.
You know what, this whole conversation has just made me
realize why hand sanitizer is a thing. Everything you touched
and everything you're in on a daily basis has had
puke on it at some point.

Speaker 9 (26:50):
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Speaker 1 (26:58):
Joseph was on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he thinks he's being well, he is
being ghosted by Samantha. So we're going to see if
we can figure out why and maybe get him another
date if he still wants one. After he hears why,
Joseph was up.

Speaker 8 (27:12):
Man just sitting around being ghosted.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Joseph, well, tell us a little bit about it. How
long has it been since you heard from Samantha.

Speaker 8 (27:23):
Man h Five days and eight hours.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Not that you're chaluning, Okay. Have you tried to reach
out to her a bunch?

Speaker 8 (27:34):
Yeah? Yeah, I've been texting her and to no avail.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
What was your last interaction with.

Speaker 8 (27:41):
Her sitting on a park bench sharing a model whiskey?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I love that. That sounds fun. Tell us about the date, then,
Was that your date sitting on a park bench drinking whiskey?

Speaker 8 (27:54):
I met her at a bar. We ended up talking
at the bar, and then well, I asked if you
wanted to go on a walk, So we left the bar.
We walked towards the park. There's like this park kind
of nearby, and before there there was like this little
liquor store. So I just went in there real quick
and said, heck, I'm just gonna buy a little bottle whiskey.

(28:14):
And then we went to the park and we sat
at the park and talked, and we passed a bottle
back and forth, so we shared it and shared some
some good conversation.

Speaker 5 (28:26):
I thought, just to clarify, Joseph, the same night that
you met her in the bar is still the same
night that you guys went for the walk and ended
up drinking whiskey on a bench.

Speaker 8 (28:36):
Yeah, yeah, that's correct.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, how late was that?

Speaker 8 (28:40):
It was pretty late. I would say. It's always a
little sketchy to be walking around, you know, really late
at night. Yeah, with a bottle, But we did it.
It was probably around midnight ish, I would.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Say, Yeah, midnight on a park bench drinking whiskey.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Did you exchange numbers, like after you finish your bottle
or at what point were you like we shoul do
this again?

Speaker 8 (29:01):
Yeah? Well, we were kind of like hitting it back
and forth, and then kind of towards the end of
the bottle when we were both I'm sure feeling pretty
pretty good. She put her number in my phone, like
she gave me her number.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Then, So cool, do you guys kiss or do anything
else on that bench in the park.

Speaker 8 (29:21):
I like to play it slow. I held her hand
a little bit, you know, just to kind of give
that indication like, Hey, I'm really into this conversation. I'm
really into you. And it was kind of like it
was almost like it was a movie or something. I mean,
she was so cool and yeah, we talked till really late.
I know, we got there around midnight, but I'm sure
we were there till probably three in the morning or something.

(29:42):
It was really late.

Speaker 1 (29:43):
That sounds like a really awesome experience.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Yeah, it's rare too, because I never meet people at bars.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
What do you think could be the reason why she's
not responding to you?

Speaker 8 (29:54):
Well, I don't know. At first, I thought maybe I
gave her like a bad impression because I went in
and bottle bottle whiskey on a way to a park.
I also felt like she was you know, I was
gauging this situation, and once we got to the park
and we were kind of passing the bottle back and
forth having a conversation, I figured, Okay, she's cool with it.

(30:16):
It's not like I just sat there and trank a
loan or something.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I don't know, Joseph.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
I don't mean to stress you out or anything, but
just listening to the story, it feels like she was
just drunk and in a moment and had fun and
maybe just like woke up the next day and just
not that into you. I don't that's harsh. I know,
I'm sorry, but is that possible?

Speaker 8 (30:37):
I mean, in my mind, you know, that's first case scenario.
I guess. I mean, it's kind of crossed my mind,
but it just didn't have that vibe. I don't know,
it just didn't feel like it was gonna it felt
like there was gonna be something more real.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
You would know that feeling. You were the one that
was there.

Speaker 8 (30:56):
Yeah, it's like a feeling, but you never know what
people nowadays.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
That's true. All right, Well, we'll try to figure it
out for you to play a song, come back, and
then call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting you, and see if you want another date
after Okay.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
Okay, you're awesome, thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Yeah, man, you are too. Play a song, come back,
and get your first day follow up next. Right in
the middle of your first date follow up and if
you're just joining us, Joseph is on the phone and
he's being ghosted by a woman named Samantha. It sounds
like they had a really good date. But now it's
been five days and he's said nothing. So we're going
to see if we can get her on the phone
and find out why she's ghosting him and maybe get

(31:30):
him another date if he still wants one. Joseph, real quick,
just refresh everybody's memory on your date and what happened.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
I met a girl at a bar named Samantha.

Speaker 14 (31:39):
We ended up talking and I felt like we had
a really good time. I invited her to go on
a walk with me. As we were walking together, I
stopped by a little licture store, and then we headed.

Speaker 8 (31:53):
Over to like this local park, and we essentially sat
and talked for hours on a park bench while passing
back and forth a little bottle of whiskey.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
And then at the end of it, you got her number.

Speaker 8 (32:07):
Right at the end of it, she put the digits
in my phone and since then it's been them around
the firesh days.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Well, let's see if we can get her on the
phone and find out why and get you another date.
Here we go, I'm gonna call her in now.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
Okay, Okay, Hello, may I ask who's calling?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yes, Samantha, this is Jewbil from the Jewbil Show. It's
a radio show. Hi. I'm Nina. I'm on the show.
And here as well.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Hi, I'm Victoria. I'm also here.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
It's a radio show and we were looking to talk
to Samantha.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
Awesome. Well, unfortunately there is no Samantha on this phone line.
My name is Megan.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Oh Okay, have you ever gone to a bar and
gave a fake name to anyone before?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
For recently recently and the name was Samantha. No, no, okay.
We do a segment called the First Date follow Up.
That's where if somebody goes out on a date with
someone and ends up ghosting them, they have us call
that person to try to find out why they're being
ghosted and maybe get them another date. And we are

(33:22):
one of our listeners is ghosted by a woman named Samantha,
and this is the phone number that he gave us.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
So, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry that I can't help.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I'm not Samantha, Megan.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Sorry for wasting your time, but nice to talk to you.
You sound lovely.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Oh, thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yeah, have a good day.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Okay, okay, you too.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Hey Joseph, Hey, maybe I took the number down wrong
or or can you give me the number one more time?

Speaker 8 (33:53):
It's two one night.

Speaker 6 (33:58):
Okay, Hi, it's Meghan again.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Oh so I did type it in? I guess you did.
I'm just confused. Hey Joseph. Yeah, so Meghan, meet Joseph. Joseph,
meet Meghan.

Speaker 15 (34:22):
Sorry that you're being ghosted, Joseph.

Speaker 8 (34:25):
Oh, thanks for your your sympathy. I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Is this, Samantha, But you're acting like you're in Megan
because you don't want to talk to Joseph.

Speaker 13 (34:34):
No, I really don't know Samantha.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
She doesn't sound familiar upside Joseph. Then Samantha's not really
ghosting you.

Speaker 8 (34:45):
Yeah, I guess maybe I got the wrong put in
the wrong phone number.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
She typed her number into your phone. Two options, either
she was drunk and type the wrong number in, or
she did the whole Like I'm going to put a
couple digits off, you drink a bottle of wish. I
want to believe that that's why, for your sake, So.

Speaker 15 (35:03):
You guys drank a bottle of whiskey together. I'm just
now that I've been thrown into this, I'm just curious.

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Yeah, it wasn't like a huge bottle whiskey, but yeah
it was. We had a little little drink on the bench.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
It works.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
Oh yeah, well no, I mean, well we started at
a bar, and I know it sounds shady, but no,
we started at bar and we started just we just
met at a bar, and then from there we just
decided to go on to walk and then yeah, I
guess the rest is history.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
That kind of sounds like fun.

Speaker 15 (35:38):
I bet you have been the random phone number that
has been texting me.

Speaker 8 (35:42):
Oh yeah, probably sorry about that.

Speaker 15 (35:48):
Yeah sorry, I don't really replied to random text because
you know, I do have a psycho ex boyfriend, so
I was like, hey, maybe it's just him texting me
off another number again.

Speaker 8 (35:59):
Oh not it not it that that was me probably
texting you. I'm sorry about that. I thought you were
I thought you were Samantha and Megan.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
You said, ex boyfriend.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yes, I am single.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Oh snap?

Speaker 8 (36:15):
Are you near park?

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
I actually do live really close to them, like walking.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Oh that's cool, that's graazy. That's where Joseph went on
his date with the woman who gave him the wrong number.
Give me your number?

Speaker 8 (36:29):
Oh you actually respond?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Is this some of those moments where like fate steps in?

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
You know, Wow, you guys should go out on a date.

Speaker 8 (36:43):
I mean, she sounds cute. I mean I'd be down.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I guess, hey, i'd love you.

Speaker 15 (36:51):
I'm not really doing anything.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
What are you doing in like an hour?

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Perhaps give me some time. Let's do a little bit
later tonight.

Speaker 8 (37:03):
Okay, yeah, I'm I'm free tonight yeah, anytime after six thirty.

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Okay, cool, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
Let me I'll just ask the question because it's the
end of the first day follow up. Already know the answer.
But Megan, would you like to go on a date
with Joseph? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Absolutely sounds like a fun time.

Speaker 13 (37:21):
I'll bring the whiskey.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Okay, okay, wo wow, Okay, Well check in with us
and let us know how the date goes. Maybe it's
an happy accident.

Speaker 8 (37:33):
Okay, Hey, what's your uh, what's your social media? Like,
what's your Insta?

Speaker 15 (37:38):
I'm on there as Megan and last name.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
This is great, it's not blind blind look at you? Op. Okay, yeah,
well there's me Tevan.

Speaker 8 (37:53):
Hope you like the cowboy hat.

Speaker 13 (37:57):
Dude, I love cowboy hat.

Speaker 8 (38:00):
I'm not really a cowboy. That's just yeah. That was
a fun night, but not as fun as maybe tonight.
We'll have tonight.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Okay, Okay, this just doesn't happen. This is a moment.
Can everybody understand that this is a moment?

Speaker 8 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (38:16):
Oh wow?

Speaker 8 (38:16):
Is that you? Oh man? I love your brown eyes?
Thank you, way you're way You're way prettier than what's
her face?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Congratulations you guys, enjoy the data.

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Okay, you're sexy. Okay, sorry sorry sorry no, no, no, okay
bye see years later.

Speaker 13 (38:43):
No, no you sorry, you're sexy too.

Speaker 9 (38:49):
Jules first d The Gebile Show on demand Jewbles Dirty
Little Secret?

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little Secret?

Speaker 13 (39:11):
I do?

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Sweet, We're ready. Yeah.

Speaker 13 (39:16):
So it's kind of like a two part secret. There's
the first one is that So my mom she actually
introduced me and my first boyfriend when I was around
the age of fifteen, to you know, Mary Jane, and
then so fast forward a couple of years to like wead.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh weed, yeah, to marry Janey. You guys are like
marriage Jane said to Mary Zane, like what got it?

Speaker 9 (39:49):
No?

Speaker 13 (39:50):
And then like fast forward a couple of years she
found me in the dikyard smoking and grounded me. So
I held resentments from it. Found out a couple of
years later that she was actually like buying PhD carts
and would give them to a couple of friends and
they keep thrust for herself. So out of resentment up
until the date that I moved out, I would like

(40:11):
take from her sash.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Why would she ground you if she was on to
introduce you to that's funny.

Speaker 13 (40:19):
Yeah, I think it was more about like probably feeling
left out, but also that she was like afraid that
I couldn't go and like, you know, get things that
weren't late. That's this teach Sea carts she was getting
from a minor and they were not that good, Mom,
they were not that good. Yeah, probably a couple hundred

(40:43):
dollars that I ended up like getting worth of stuff
from her sash.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
So to this day, she still has no idea of
no clue. No, that's funny. Wow, Yeah, that's great. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret
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