Are You Officially Old?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you can't handle me at my worst, then honestly
you're missing out because that's when I get really, really funny.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Objectively, I am the funniest what I am at my worst.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
I feel sorry for you.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
You're missing out on some real knee slappers, some really
good content.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
It's a Jubal show. Let's face it.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
No matter how hard you try to fight it, everybody
gets old. And there's a thread going viral of people
sharing the random signs that you are officially old, and
not only is it funny, but it's very true. So
we'll go over it right after this and you can
see how old you actually are.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
That's next.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
It's the Jebal Show. How old are you? It's the
Jewel Show, not like physically, like mentally. I asked the
question because there's a thread going viral of people sharing
the signs that you know you are officially old.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
You know, for me, I cannot wait to be old?
Why it means that you can live totally free, victorious?
There is truth to that.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
If you feel like going for a walk outside with
nothing but panios and a cowboy hat on old, you won't.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Judge it for it.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
You've done that anyways to both getting old alsome. He's
never having to turn your blinker off.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Ever, that's not true. It's like just a baseline for
you in your car.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Click click click, doesn't matter where I'm going.

Speaker 5 (01:13):
I'm old, okay. Also, at some point you're gonna lose
your teeth, which awesome. How much of a pain is
it to have teeth? You have to brush them and
go to the dentist. You'd save so much money. And
if you had dentures, if you've got mad at somebody
in traffic, you can always take them off and throw
the mats off.

Speaker 7 (01:31):
You see the video of the girls spinning out her
dentures trying to pretend like she's the.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
New Hawk to up, She's like, it's a whole lot
of fun can be had with us. You can go viral.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Yeah, but there's a list going viral of the top
signs that you know you're officially old. Let's go over
them right now so you can see just how old
you actually are. If you still print your boarding pass
just in casefens.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Her boarding pass.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
Sometimes, why app is acting funny, it's easier just to
have it.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Here's the bread is raising his hand and Nina also Yeah,
they just do it when you check in your bags.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
When I show up at the airport, I go straight
to the kiosk and print my boarder.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Waste time. I don't know. I just want to be
prepared exactly. That's how I feel.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
Nothing's sounding me from getting on this way my phone.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
That's another sign that you might be officially old. You
snap your fingers when you're trying to remember something. Oh,
I do that one. When I remember, I'm like and
then I get distracted by the snap, and I'm like, oh, cool,
that's the cool.

Speaker 8 (02:35):
SI.

Speaker 7 (02:37):
What if you like snap to be like something's cool,
like that's right, or like oh that's good, Like that's cool.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Right, we're not done with the list yet. That's because
that's cool, it says.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
And this one is very true. How do you know
you're getting older? You can't sit or stand without making
some sort of noise.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's what do you mean? That's get out of a
chair across the.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
I thought it was like if your knees popped or
like something like that.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, but you know, every time I sit down lately,
my sound is.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
I can always tell when I'm drained, you know, mentally
stressed out or whatever, because I start doing that. I
don't do it normally. If I'm feeling fine, I'll just
get out of a chair. But when I start noticing that,
I'm going like, I'm like, oh man, I need a break.
Just listen to the sound going over hey thread that's
going viral of people saying the signs that you know

(03:39):
you're officially old.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
You use your speakerphone for most of your calls.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Okay, No, I feel like allies do that, younger ones too,
and it's the most irritating thing.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
On the planet. Why are you talking on your.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Speakerphone and there's other people around you. Don't you want
privacy in your conversation.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't do that. I'm scared of what people are
going to say on my speakerphone. I have to do
it in public. But some people will have any conversation
on the steet.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah, I don't get it at all.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
I was at the airport once and this woman sat
down next to me, and she was away for the
weekend cheating on her boyfriend. Oh, and she that rip
on speaker Well, she didn't say it necessarily, well, she
did at some point, but it was very obvious what
she was doing.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
She had her sister watch. I knew the whole conversation right.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Her sister watched her kid while she went out of
town and was looking up with another guy.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
But her sister somehow let the boyfriend know.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
That the kid was there on accident or something like that,
So she was on speakerphone like, oh my god, you did.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
What are we going to do now? Shes know that
I was coming to see this guy.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
It was a fun conversation. It was the most fun
I've had in a while at the airport listening to that.
It's that kind of conversation. Keep it on speaker. But
other than that, another sign that you know you're old.
You watch the local news every night.

Speaker 6 (04:56):
I don't know how to find it. I would, I
don't know how to find it, are you?

Speaker 9 (05:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I listen to the local news on the radio.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
I listen to the local news every single day, two
to three times a day.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
But isn't the same local news find.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
It on the TV. So I'm not old. I use
radio instead, So.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
You're even older. I don't need the moving pictures. I
have a simple man, simple place, it says.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Another sign that you're officially old is you judge parents
if their kid isn't wearing a jacket, like it's April,
that kids should have a jacket on what.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
I judge parents for a lot of things, So yes,
my choice. Let them live their life, man stopping them
from doing it. I just think it's irresponsible parenting. If
it's cold out, put a jacket on it.

Speaker 10 (05:45):
Maybe they're warm blood they like like the warm they
you warm up, brad.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
Or like when they're walking around barefoot on like a
dirty cement, like you should probably put shoes on. I
mean that'd be a great I think that they could
step on and hurt their foot. That doesn't mean you're old.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
That's called antsy life.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Dad, another signed that you're officially old. You know exactly
where your heating pad is?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Yep?

Speaker 7 (06:06):
I use it every day. I get a lot of anxieties.
I'll put it on my chest or I'll put it
around my neck. I sleep with my heating pad every night.
I just like cuddle it so I don't feel alone.
It's awesome.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
I have a question, what does it mean if you
went to go buy heating pad and you saw the
prices and you were like, well this inflation, I'm just
not going to get one. Because that was my situation
with eating pads.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
It's time for you to retire. Just get it. You'll
feel a way about it around the house and use
some gardening. It's another jewbile phone frame day mornings on
the twenties.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
Hello, Yes, Hello, this is Tit Dabodo'll call him from collections.
I was looking for anybody that knows Ryan.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Uh, yeah, I'm a girlfriend.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
Yes, Hi, this is an attempt to collect the debt. Debt, debt, Yes,
the debt. We are looking to gave recoup o thousand
dollars for that inflatable pool that he purchased a few
months ago.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Has not paid for it.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Wait, I'm sorry, I I there's no way he bought
an inflatable pool.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
That can't be.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Says right here.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
An inflatable pool he about three months ago has not
made one single payment that was fifteen hundred dollars. So
we uh looking to collect payment. If you could please
tell me a window of time that you will be
around him so I could call back, because he does
not answered my phone calls.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
I'm this is I don't even know what to say.
That's really unlike him.

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Well, you could just let him know that we are
looking to collect payment. If you could please pick up
the phone when I call next time, same number.

Speaker 9 (07:45):
Okay, I'll pass the message on, Thank you much.

Speaker 11 (07:57):
Hello, Hi, this is Trouvor calling from collections. I was
looking for somebody that might know Ryan.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Yeah, that's I'm his girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Hi O, Hi, what's your name?

Speaker 9 (08:12):
My name's yeah.

Speaker 11 (08:14):
Okay, So sorry to bother you like on your phone,
but I'm trying to get in touch with your boyfriend
because he owes like a lot of money and so
the charges. I'll just to let you know if you
could pass this along to him. There from about six
months ago, he bought six samurai swords and four hundred
Ninja stars.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (08:33):
Is he training to become sort.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Of undred you know, I don't take four hundred.

Speaker 11 (08:37):
Yes, four hundred ninjastars. He has about three thousand dollars
on that has not paid for it. So I'm calling
from the bank four okay.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I can he return any of this?

Speaker 12 (08:48):
Is that?

Speaker 13 (08:49):
No?

Speaker 11 (08:49):
Unfortunately, when the bank transfers a debt to us, our
job is to just collect the payment. But can you
pass along message that I will call back and please answer,
And also we'd be willing to make a deal with him,
you know, for like half or whatever, or even like
personally if you want to send some of the ninjastores
my way, but I can talk to him about that later.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh yeah, okay, your time. Yeah, thanks, thanks, I will
I'll pass them asage along.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, hey, how you doing? This is Petekins calling from collections.
I was looking for anybody that might know a Ryan.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh my god, are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Are you collecting more bills?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (09:36):
It is my job. I do that, and don't worry.
I don't know who you are. But I'm just calling
because he will not answer my phone calls. And so
we're looking up people that are, you know, known associates,
people that know him anyway.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
How are you related to him? You came up and
say searches that I did?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Okay, yeah, I'm his girlfriend. This is like you're like
the third person that has called me oh boy, stupid purchases.
Oh my god, this is we just moved in together.
But I had no idea how this much yet.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh boy god, yeah, I'm sorry. I run into that
a lot. Question for you. Does he in the performing
arts or something? Is that why all the dinosaur costumes what.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Yeah, what I'm calling in regards to the forty dinosaur
costumes that he ordered and has not paid for. That
is a bill upwards of zero Yes, forty dinosaur costumes.
It's from about four months ago.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Oh my, what the like, I don't even know who
I moved into it?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Like this is so weird. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Well, if you could just let him know that I called,
it would be great.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Uh yeah, We're gonna have a big conversation tonight. I
will let him know that you called. I let him
know that all these crazy people have called, Like I
am going to kill him.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Don't do that just yet, because this is actually Jubil
from The Jewel Show doing a phone break on you
and your boyfriend. Ryan said, off, what, no, yeah are you?
He said that you guys just moved in together, and
so he wanted to freak you out.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I was like, what is he doing with costume?

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, It's time
for Nina's what's trending. We have a new.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Richest female musician in the world. Interesting.

Speaker 7 (11:30):
It is interesting. Sometimes people roll their eyes, I know,
and you see headlines like this. But the reason why
I think it's so interesting is because a lot of
their riches come from.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
Us, you know.

Speaker 7 (11:40):
Yeah, so it's like, okay, well, who are we giving
our money to you to make him the richest new
female in the world.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Or whatever I said. But to no surprise, it's Taylor Swift.
Yeah it is do it.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
One point six billion dollars is what her estimated worth is.
It puts her ahead of Rihanna, who's at one point
four billion. But the interesting is that Rihanna still maintains
the richest female musician of all time title? Wait how
because at one point she was worth one point seven
to seven billion, and what's Swift one point six wow?

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Okay sorry, yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
Jay Z is the richest of all time at right
at two point five billion.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh get them?

Speaker 6 (12:18):
And that's not their that's like their net worth. That
doesn't mean they have that cash. It just means their
businesses collectively are worth that much, and they're real estate
and all that stuff, and you add it all together.

Speaker 7 (12:27):
Yeah, but that's also kind of a lesson too, right
as you try to accumulate well, because somehow they're like
that's how they do it.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
It's not just their music, it's like everything else.

Speaker 6 (12:35):
And Rihanna's is almost entirely not her music right well, now.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
It's the fantastic way. Really, I did not know that, man.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
And also side note about Rihanna, do you know that
she just turned down headlining Coachella for twenty twenty four?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
What and why? Why did you turn it down?

Speaker 7 (12:49):
Because she's got one point four billion dollars doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I would still want to do Coachella.

Speaker 6 (12:55):
What she got to sing? Though?

Speaker 7 (12:56):
Nobody wants to do Coachella. Well, she's got lots of hits.
Let's not go there, No, no.

Speaker 6 (13:00):
I mean, I mean, usually you do Coachella when you've
got new like it's a new music type place, right
like you want to go, you play the hits, but
you go. The benefit of going is to get your
new music on the stage. I mean, it's that's what
I'm saying. I'm not saying she doesn't have hits. I'm
saying that, like, usually you choose to go to Coachella
when you got something brewing.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Well, but right now Coachella is just trying to get
any man come to Coachella because the sales for those
tickets have gone down so much because it's been overtaken
by pop music and influencers.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's not the same anymore. It's not like that's the
other reason to turn it down.

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Well, it's just not her scene. She's like, we.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Kendrick Glamar turned it down to yeah really yeah, he's
doing the super Bowl but not Coachella.

Speaker 10 (13:42):
Well, I feel like nowadays it is kind of like
a lot of influencers and so it's just not their
vibe anymore.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
So now they're trying to struggle to find somebody else
to headline it. But I just thought all of that
was interesting culmination. Is that the right way to use it? Okay,
thank you with their money.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
Weird thing about Coachella really quick though, This happens to
like every festival. Every festival starts at cool and then
they have to keep it going, so they invite all
the annoying people and then the annoying people end up
taking it over and nobody wants to go anymore.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Why do they have to take it over? Like, why
do you have to because.

Speaker 6 (14:09):
They is so cool?

Speaker 14 (14:11):
Well no, but they can still buy a ticket to go,
like you don't have to, Like, I think it's brands
that pay for these people to go to get No, but.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
I'm just saying that there's the vibe of the whole
festival changes to be annoying people. That's why nobody wants
to go to tou Loom anymore because all the influencers going.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
There, and I really want to go so bad, so
of course you do. Also still worth going.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
Just be careful, careful of the fire ants, but it's
still worth going. Yeah, that's an extra detail.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
Still on the music tip, cassettes are coming back. Oh wait, yes,
cassette tapes are coming back. Do we have something to
play them with once what was once sold is new again?
And that's a great question, Victoria, because people are struggling
to try to find old walkman's. They're getting into cars
that I still have cassette players in them just so
they can play their music from a.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Cassette mine a the CD player.

Speaker 6 (15:03):
Okay, that's not going to work with this.

Speaker 7 (15:05):
Those are also still making your comeback randomly. You know,
you can have your little things above your visor that
hold all of your CDs in them.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, I still like my phone be somethings are just
extreaming is easy.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
But just in case you're interested, everybody else is looking
for those walkmans too, So that's what's treading.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Its time to catch a cheater. Only on the.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Jubile Show, Rick is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater, and he actually thinks that his sister
might be cheating on her husband of two years. Oh
and he wants to try to catch her if she is.
So Rick, thank you for your email, Thanks for coming
on the show. Tell us so some man, we'll go
on with your sister, all right.

Speaker 15 (15:45):
Man, Well, it's pretty much what you said.

Speaker 9 (15:47):
Man, I just think that my sister is cheating on
her husband. And I don't know, man, I feel like
as the as the as the sibling, I feel like
it's my duty to call out some kind of weird
promissuous stuff like look, I feel like we should be
holding ourselves a little more accountable these days, so we
all call I just I don't know one hundred percent anything.
So I just feel like we should get this ball
and then try to figure something out, you know what

(16:08):
I mean.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
Do you think that her husband has any feeling about
her cheating on him or this is just something that
you're taking upon yourself to do.

Speaker 9 (16:17):
Honestly, I'm not sure if he's too aware of what's
going on. I mean, I'm sure he's picked up things
here and there, but ultimately I don't really think that
he is one hundred percent aware it was going That's
kind of why I want to get involved here, because look,
it's like, like her husband is a good friend of mine,
Like I was really kind of grown pretty close to
this dude, and so I just feel like I just
feel like we should get stuff cleared up and get.

Speaker 15 (16:37):
Things one hundred percent because if this is a.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Friend of mine, despite it being my sister, I feel
like I got to kind of do him a service here,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Okay, did you ask your sister?

Speaker 9 (16:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I haven't.

Speaker 9 (16:47):
I haven't officially like confronted her one hundred percent. But
this is the thing, is that I feel like she
she's good enough to kind of lie around that with me.
That's why we're doing all this, because like if we
were on some kind of open communication, I could just
talk about it than I feel like that's something I
would have done. But I don't think that she's going
to be fully honest in that scenario if I'm busting
her here, you know what I mean. So I haven't

(17:08):
really talked to.

Speaker 15 (17:08):
Her and I just kind of wanted to catch her
in the act.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Feels kind of weird that you're trying to catch her sister.

Speaker 7 (17:13):
Yeah, Like I feel like there should be some loyalties there,
but but okay, there is to her husband.

Speaker 9 (17:19):
I mean yeah, and it's I think it's to both, right,
it extends because like I feel like if she's doing
him dirty, then she's doing herself dirty in a way.

Speaker 15 (17:26):
So I don't know, I just feel like I just
feel like I'm on the something here.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
What's she doing that makes you think she's cheating?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, uh, it's okay.

Speaker 9 (17:33):
So it's just like some little stuff, right, Like something
about Abby that y'all should know always that, Like I
feel like Abby she's kind of how do I put this,
Like I don't want to say the word PROMISKI was
still I'm not going to say that word. But she's
out there. She's a little bit I almost want to say,
like tom boyish, like she's kind of she's outside the
box a little bit, you know what I mean, Like
she's not she's not too reserved.

Speaker 15 (17:53):
So let me explain it like this all right, still,
like about a week and a half ago, right, like
it was me and my whole family, and we went
out to this one of the other I know, those
like outdoor pavilion, like the concert things or whatever where
everyone sits in lawn chairs and we listen.

Speaker 9 (18:04):
To old people music. We'll get some wine kind of things. Yeah,
we we go to one of those, and you know,
cause I don't see them a whole lot. So it
was just a good time. The family's all there.

Speaker 15 (18:13):
One was having a good time, like the folks enjoyed
the music or whatever.

Speaker 9 (18:15):
But at one point, right so I get up to
go to a food truck. I was gonna grab like
some some fries or whatever. I go to this food
truck and I see Abby. I see her with some dude,
and like that would have been fun or whatever, but
she was getting really flirty and kind.

Speaker 15 (18:28):
Of like close with this dude. Like I don't know if.

Speaker 9 (18:30):
She didn't like see me, but I watched her for
a while just to make sure nothing dumb was happening or.

Speaker 15 (18:34):
Whatever, and so like like I don't know, and I
just see them kind of flirting and they're getting kind
of close.

Speaker 9 (18:39):
It just looks a little bit weird, right, So I
don't know. I told my mom about it, and and
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (18:45):
I just think there's something suspicious.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
Going on right there, like, and I haven't really talked
to Mark about this one hundred percent, but I just
don't want her to hurt the homie. I don't want
her to hurt Mark if this is what I thought
I saw. I just saw her getting weird, and I
just I don't know. I just I don't want to
I don't want him getting hurt.

Speaker 15 (19:01):
Over some of this. So I just saw enough, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Sure? Okay? And he told your mom about it?

Speaker 9 (19:08):
Nah, Yeah, I got ahead it well because she knows
how Abby is and she knows how I am.

Speaker 15 (19:13):
She just knows both of us really well.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
So I did. I had the conversation with my mom
about it. I still haven't talked to Abby. You haven't
talked to my dad. I haven't talked to anybody else.

Speaker 15 (19:19):
But I don't know.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
I just I saw some weird stuff at this concert,
and I just have a feeling that there's something going on.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
Okay, Well, well play a song, come back. And then
you told us what grocery store she is a rewards
card member at, So we'll pretend to be from there
and say that she's this month's lucky winner of free
flowers delivered from our floor apartment. We'll see, we'll see
if she sends those to her husband or somebody else.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
Okay, okay, Greg, good, all right.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
We'll play a song come back and get your to
catchcheter next. Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheeter.
And if you're just joining us, Rick is on the
phone and he's actually seeing if he can catch his
sister Abby cheating. So in a second, we're going to
call her and pretend to be from the grocery store
that she's a rewards card member at and say that
she he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered

(20:02):
to anybody that she wants from our flour department, and
we'll see if she chooses her husband, whose name is Mark,
or someone else.

Speaker 7 (20:07):
I'm just gonna make sure we clarified it because you
were checking on the brothers sister cheat.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
It's not him, she's married.

Speaker 5 (20:12):
Yes, all right, Rick, Before we make our phone call,
why don't you kind of tell everybody why you think
she's cheating?

Speaker 15 (20:19):
Well, I don't know, so, like I was saying, it's
like I.

Speaker 9 (20:21):
Went I went out with some family recently, including my sister,
and I just saw some some weird like behavior, you
know what I mean, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (20:29):
I was at a taco chruck and I saw.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
Her kind of sort of rubbing up, flirting.

Speaker 15 (20:33):
Getting a little bit too weird with.

Speaker 9 (20:35):
This other random guy. So I just kind of picked
up on something.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
And here we are, all right, well you're ready for
us to call her?

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Yeah, let's do it, all right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Hi, this is Corbyn calling from I was looking for
our rewards card. Remember named Abby?

Speaker 9 (21:01):
This is Abby Abby.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 2 (21:40):
Okay, So here's how it works.

Speaker 15 (21:44):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
The first thing I would need for you to be
the first and the last name of the person you'd
like to send them to.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Okay, it's Blake, okay.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
And would you like to send a card with that?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah? Okay, Just hey, lover, buy me something nice.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
L Hey, lover, buy me something nice. Great.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
I can definitely do that. Also, so Abby, just a
quck quick question. Do you have any family members? I mean,
do you have brother, sisters, anything like that.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
I have a brother Okay, yeah, his name.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Is Rick, correct. Yeah, well he's actually on the phone
right now. Because this is a Jubile show. It's a
radio show, and we do a segment called to Catch
a Cheater and your brother thought you might be cheating
on your husband named Mark, and it sounds like you
might be Oh.

Speaker 9 (22:40):
My god, what the hell, dude?

Speaker 16 (22:42):
Hang on, It doesn't matter who Blake is. You're my brother.
Why are you getting in the middle of my marriage?
But you have absolutely nothing to do with this.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
And even if you did, like.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
Side Abby, this is crazy, look and this is why
I did it. This way because I knew that if
I talked to.

Speaker 15 (23:05):
You about this, but this would be something that you.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Would open up to me about. So this is why
I had to do.

Speaker 15 (23:09):
I just got to explain that off the back because.

Speaker 9 (23:11):
I already knew that you were going to be shady
with me, and you're being shady with the one dude
in your life that actually cares about you, like you're rich.
This is crazy, Like I don't know who this blake
dude is. I don't know who this blake did.

Speaker 15 (23:24):
I have a feeling it's that dude I saw at
the concert with you.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
But listen, let me back it up here, because this
is crazy. Like your husband, like Mark is the He
is the only dude in your life that actually cares
about you, put everything into you, and this is really
how you're treating him. Like, as my sister, I just
feel like this is this is just too far. This
is crazy abby, Like what are we doing here? Well?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Like, as my brother, first of all, do you don't
have anything.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
To do with my marriage? This has nothing to do
with you. You should not be getting involved. But if
you are going to get involved, you should be on
my side because you're my brother, Like this is just.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Like you would always freaking do you know when we
were growing up, I should have been on mindside. But
what would you do? You always like run and tell
mom and dad on me, you know, instead of like
if I got in trouble, so's helping me cover it up,
what would you do to tell on me?

Speaker 2 (24:09):
It's the same thing grow up.

Speaker 9 (24:12):
Yeah, but let me explay. I would be on your
side if you were ever on the right side, if
you were ever doing the right thing, I could back
you up all the way. But this is crazy. And
the reason I had to settle this instant like this
is because you're just so dishonest with the people that
actually care, including yourself. And that's why that's.

Speaker 15 (24:31):
What I feel like I got to step in. It's
because I just.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
Want you burn stuff down. That's what you do. You
burn stuff down, and you're burning down your marriage now,
like this, this is messed up at me, Like I
need you to admit that to yourself that was you're
doing because I knew something was up with this.

Speaker 15 (24:45):
I knew something was up with this, so well you
need to do you need to admit to yourself that.

Speaker 9 (24:48):
You're wrong, and then you're in the wrong, and then
you did in the wrong, and that your brother is
trying to help you. Actually, because that's all I've been trying.

Speaker 15 (24:54):
To do every time I tell on you, every time
I call you out. What this is is me trying
to help you.

Speaker 9 (24:59):
So so I need you to back this up and
I need you to figure something out here, Yo, this
because this is crazy. I don't know who this Blake
guy is.

Speaker 17 (25:07):
I don't I almost don't even want to know who
this Blake guy is. All I know is that you
didn't stay Mark, and that's a problem for me because
that's the man that would have said your name every time.
So the fact that you are taking this I just
I can't even with you.

Speaker 9 (25:18):
I really don't even know how to help you here. Abby.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
Maybe we ask her point blank though, because yes, she
was given the flowers to somebody she called a lover.
But Abby, are you having an affair or is this
like a one off?

Speaker 9 (25:27):
No?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Well, I'm having an affair.

Speaker 16 (25:29):
It's just like some Yeah, it's the guy from the
thing that I was flirting with, Like, I'm.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Just like talking to him.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I'm not doing anything.

Speaker 7 (25:36):
I mean, lover's pretty incriminating, and it's still not a
good thing. So you haven't done anything with this dude yet.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
No, Like I gave him my number with the texting
for my tex texting.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
I don't even buy that though. I don't even buy that.

Speaker 15 (25:49):
Because that's why I said all this up. I don't
think you're I think you're lying to these people.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
I think you're lying to me.

Speaker 15 (25:53):
And you I think I think you're doing too much here,
Like you clearly had something going on with that dude
at the concert, and this confirms it for me. This
is absolutely there.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
That's how you can help me. You're gonna you're gonna
tell on me.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
My husband, try and get me to end up divorced.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's that's how you're gonna help me.

Speaker 9 (26:12):
You know what I'm not. What I'm doing is a
favor for you, and I'm gonna go ahead and extend
that and do another favor for you. Listen to me here, Abby,
I'm gonna make you a deal. Listen, I'm gonna make
you a deal with something here, because this is this
is all crazy and I don't want to have to
affect Mark with this. I don't want this to have
to I want this to stop, that's all I want.
I don't want this to have to be something nuclear
in saying that we can't back out and listen, I
think I'm gonna make you a deal.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Right.

Speaker 9 (26:33):
I don't think Mark is even going to listen to this.
He's not gonna hear this. He's not gonna hear this.
But what this is is accountability. I'm gonna hold you
accountable with this. If you ever do something like this again,
He's gonna hear this segment right now. Hear me here,
because here's the deal, right And if you and if
you agree to stop all of this, and if you
can just start being honest with yourself, being honest with me,

(26:54):
then listen. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make him
hear this segment that we're on right now. But but
if I catch you do stuff like this, if I
see more of this of this behavior, this is just
is just dishonesty. If I see more of this smoke
in the mirrors, than what.

Speaker 15 (27:07):
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna play him this segment.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
And he can figure it out from there. So what
do you think about that? Because listen, I don't want
this to.

Speaker 15 (27:14):
Be something nuclear or something crazy.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
I don't be crazy.

Speaker 15 (27:18):
Your entire life up. You need accountability. I think this
would be accountability.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
You're literally trying to hold this for from my head
so you can. Oh, well, if you messed up, I'm
going to tell your husband and oh, like, you're just
manipulating me.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
This feels crazy.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
Yeah, before we do, and you can take my advice
or not.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Abby, Cheating is wrong if you want to get through
to your.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Sister, leading with love versus blackmail usually goes a longer way.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Well, now you know Rick that you were right?

Speaker 15 (27:50):
Yeah, yeah, and I'm telling mom the.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Jewble shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 18 (27:57):
You know what's weird about your quiz is, Katie, is
that all the work is right and just the answers
are wrong. I know that having a boyfriend may seem
like the most important thing in the world right now,
but you don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
To like you.

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Speaker 11 (30:20):
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Speaker 5 (30:21):
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just say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright
t win?

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Speaker 3 (30:36):
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Speaker 7 (30:39):
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Speaker 3 (30:48):
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Speaker 9 (30:51):
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Speaker 3 (30:52):
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Speaker 9 (30:59):
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Speaker 2 (31:02):
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Speaker 3 (31:07):
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Speaker 5 (31:07):
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Speaker 8 (31:13):
Today that I am desperately someone.

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as possible.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
If you don't know when Jesse pass and you have
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Speaker 7 (31:43):
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you can tell Victoria when to go?

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Speaker 6 (31:51):
Go?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Which is the biggest planet in the Solar system? Oh?

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Youranus mat which le is known by the nickname sea
cow a cow?

Speaker 3 (32:01):
How many chambers are there in the human heart? Nine?

Speaker 9 (32:04):
Two?

Speaker 7 (32:04):
Rydry do do? Which is the most populous country in
the world.

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Wait a time to think, uh portable name the primary
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(32:30):
Name all matter to her are red wine.

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Speaker 9 (32:56):
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Speaker 5 (32:57):
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Speaker 3 (33:05):
The biggest plan in the solar system is Jupiter. I'm
gonna say.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
The animal that's nickname is the sea cow is a manatee.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Oh, I thought about that.

Speaker 7 (33:14):
Actually, there are four chambers in the human heart. What
China is the most populous country in the world, Vatican
City is the smallest country, and the primary colors are red, yellow,
and blue.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
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Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah, nikes, I lost my first date.

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Speaker 7 (34:02):
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Speaker 5 (34:09):
Lauren is on the phone today for our first day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Sammy.
So in a few minutes we'll call him in Sefa
tells why's ghosting her and maybe get her another date.
But first, Lauren, how long has it been since you
heard from Sammy?

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Oh it's been like a week or show.

Speaker 9 (34:25):
Now.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Have you reached out to him in that time?

Speaker 12 (34:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, I definitely have, although I don't think he.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Knows that I have.

Speaker 9 (34:33):
I'll probably have to explain that to you a little bit.
You have a weird.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Situation, okay, but I can't believe I'm saying it.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
So the date was actually like amazing and it's so
rare that I meet anyone, whethers you know, I RL
or online where it's like especially online to say, because
you know, we'll text and like I think that there
could be a possibility that going somewhere, and then like
I don't know, we meet off and it's just not
what I expected. But in this case, the text chemistry

(35:00):
absolutely translated to real life.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
We spent like several hours together. Wasn't just at one spot.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
We were like kind of hopping all around one venue.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
To the next, and believe it or not, even I
got to know some of his friends and they came
awesome as well. And the night ended up at his place,
which I didn't expect.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
But yeah, I know, you know talk in the radio,
so something's happened at our you know PG thirteen rated R.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
So I stayed the night there and then we decided
to meet up for date number two, which was just
casual but so much.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Fun, like downtown after work, you know, not my neighborhood
where I live, but it was just a great time.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Did you go back with him after date number two?

Speaker 19 (35:43):
Too?

Speaker 9 (35:44):
Well?

Speaker 4 (35:45):
I texted him and just got no response, Like I
didn't know where he was, so sitting there like what
And then after fifteen minutes, I did something that like
I never want to do, like the phone.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Call like hey, where are you? That sort of thing. Awkward.

Speaker 7 (36:02):
So wait, wait, wait, I'm sorry he disappeared in the
middle of your date.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
No, I got there and he was nowhere to be found.

Speaker 9 (36:11):
Clever, got it?

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yeah again, I really think I like this guy. So
I'm like, normally, after fifteen minutes, I would just leave, like, Okay,
you're gonna going to waste my time.

Speaker 9 (36:20):
I don't even know you.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
But I'm like, let me give a chance that you
never know, like what could have happened? Right?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
So I call and I lost at my calls are
doing like the same thing every single time. It would
like ring twice and then I'll go straight to voicemail.
I talked this up to like okay, he's in a
bad service area, that sort of thing, but it happened,
I want to say, like four times.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
In a row.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
So at that point I just was like, Okay, I'm
going to go ahead and google, like how do I
know if someone's blocked me? Because I never could understand
the answer to this. But it's actually turns out it's
really easy to do that. Apparently, like you could just
make your number anonymous. Yeah, to black.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
People, you can just to find out if you walcked
or to be blocked, to be.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Blocked, okay, Like this was a lesson for me because
like apparently like if it rings more than twice before
the voicemail, that means you're blocked?

Speaker 7 (37:09):
It does or does that mean you're getting sent to
voicemail it's blocked?

Speaker 3 (37:13):
So I mean, okay, either way, it's not okay.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
So I was like, all right, well, I wow, this
sucks right, And I just went back to my car
and I was smoking there, Like I.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Couldn't even bring myself to drive home. I was still
bummed out.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
So that's really enoughmer.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
I would be frustrated about that, especially if you think
the date went so well that's yeah, you want to
know why.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Also, you're like.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
Well, did you do something though, Like if you think
back to that first date, is there anything that could
have happened that would cause the blocking?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
No, And I've asked myself that now, like up and down,
and I'm for me.

Speaker 15 (37:48):
I thought it was mutual, like we.

Speaker 4 (37:49):
Have this insane chemistry that's super rare. So that's why
I'm so disappointed. I can't come up with any reason.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Why, especially after, like you know, seeing each.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Other more than less, but he would ghost me, is
why woudn't you just say something?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Okay, well, we'll try to figure out for you to
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if he'll.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Tell us why he's ghosting you.

Speaker 15 (38:08):
Okay, Okay, thank you.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Play song, come back, get your first day follow up
next if you're just joining us for today's first day
follow up. Lauren is on the phone and she's getting
ghosted by a dude named Sammy. So in a second,
we're gonna call him seefa, tellus why he's ghostinger, and
maybe get her another date if she still wants one.
But before we do that, Lauren, why don't you catch
us up on your situation?

Speaker 4 (38:31):
Yeah? Well, basically, I had like two really nice dates
with this guy, and I went for date number three.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
And he was m I A and he has not
talked to me whatsoever. And I don't understand why I'm
being ghosted.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
And you think you might be blocked.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
Even yeah, blocked me why? I did take him for
being a coward. So that's why I'm so cute.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
All right?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
You ready for us to call him?

Speaker 2 (38:57):
That's all for me.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
Yeah, okay, here we up? Hello him, I speak to
Sammy please? Uh yeah, this is Sammy.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
What's up? This is Jewbel. My name is Jeubel. I
host a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
How's it going, Sammy? The whole show's here. I'm Nina
Hi and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 9 (39:23):
Oh hi, Hi?

Speaker 2 (39:25):
All right?

Speaker 3 (39:26):
You ever listened to the show?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (39:28):
Yeah, I mean I've ever heard you guys on Well have.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
You ever heard of first a follow up before?

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
I have.

Speaker 9 (39:35):
I'm starting to get nervous here, but.

Speaker 5 (39:36):
Don't be nervous because we're calling you because somebody did
send us an email about you, So maybe you'd be nervous.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
But it's a segment where if you're ghosting somebody, they
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
And we got an email about you from somebody.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
Okay, I think I probably know who you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
You want to try to take a guess at the
Dame Lawn?

Speaker 5 (39:58):
Yes, Sammy, you're correct, you've one absolutely nothing. But do
you mind telling us why you're ghosting her?

Speaker 8 (40:05):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (40:06):
Man?

Speaker 9 (40:06):
All right?

Speaker 8 (40:07):
Look, we we texted for a while it was great
we meet for the date, chemistry is there, she's really cool,
she's hot. Everything was good, and then at some point
the conversation turns around to like, you know, relationship stuff.
You know, we're just talking about like relationship things like
you know we are you ever gonna have kids?

Speaker 9 (40:27):
Are you ever gonna get well?

Speaker 8 (40:28):
I don't know whatever, you know, just stuff like about
relationship okay, And at one point I asked her what
her definition of cheating is If a guy goes to
a strip club, is that cheating that sort of.

Speaker 6 (40:38):
Thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 8 (40:39):
Yeah, And let's just say that her perspective is pretty strict.
She said even watching adult movies was cheating. That to
me is like pretty.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Extreme, and nobody's gonna take that from you.

Speaker 8 (40:52):
So you're saying, it's not like I watched it all
the time, but it is a part of my life
and it is okay that I enjoy.

Speaker 9 (40:59):
I don't know, it just feels like that to me
is not cheating. You know, that's just like entertainment.

Speaker 7 (41:03):
So did you have that conversation with her and like
express your concern with her line that you do in
regards to adult film.

Speaker 8 (41:11):
Oh, I mean I just kind of got awkward and
it kind of gave me the ick, you know what
I mean, And it just was weird, and.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I gave you an Okay, that's that's new.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (41:21):
I mean, I don't want to be a cheater, like
if we got together, like I'd be cheating on her
all the time.

Speaker 15 (41:27):
You know.

Speaker 8 (41:28):
It's like she can feel however she wants to feel,
and that's totally fine. But I just kind of realized,
like maybe this wasn't like a long term thing, and
I maybe I should have said something I didn't. I mean,
this happened in like the first forty five minutes of
the date, and it was like four hours long, and
like you know, you know, she spent the night and
it was great.

Speaker 9 (41:47):
You know, that was fun.

Speaker 8 (41:47):
But the whole time I was just kind of this
is in the back of my mind, and I just,
I mean, what do you say to that? Do you say, like,
wait a minute, I gotta watch adult movie.

Speaker 7 (41:57):
I feel like I would want to get to the
bottom of it and kind of understand why that was
such a hard line for somebody. Yeah, because I think
we asked those questions in the beginning of a date,
whether it's about the adult film or just like do
you want to get married? But like to understand where
the person comes from, and sometimes that's sometimes that sparks
a conversation that helps the other person see where you're
coming from and you can change your mind a little bit.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
She might have been into it if she was like,
it's not cheating if you watch it with me.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
No, cauy.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
I just say something right now, it is absolutely textbook cheating,
Like no.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
Matter who he's watching it with, Sammy, wait a minute, Lauren, Wait,
Lauren's here.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yes, that's Lauren. She's on the phone listening and wants
to talk to me.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Oh man, oh man.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Yeah, And I came here to get answer.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
This was not one I was expecting to get of all.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
The reasons that could be. But you know, like I
have sort of been wondering, like why he was so
like animated.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Turns sect and I'm like, maybe he was mimicking a performance,
like he's had any experience watching these tutorials. If you will,
would you see it can be a good thing. I mean, yeah,
And you know, while we're putting everything out on the
table right now, I just want to ask something, like,
you know, we went on two dates. So there was
a little bit of time in between, you know, Gate

(43:08):
one and date clue. So what were you doing.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
During that time?

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Were you spending your time like prepping, you know, watching
all these videos cheating? You know what were you doing? Well, yeah,
I watched some videos in between. That's what people do. Okay,
So the gist of it is you were cheating on me.
We weren't experience as we'd gone on the date. What
are you talking about? You know, this is cheating again, textbooks, cheating.

(43:34):
It should just be between two people. It's it's to me,
it's no different than cheating, swinging, watching for it's all
the same group, it all together. And Gary had like
thinking that you're amazing, But it turns out I's been
blinded by something because you could not even.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Say faithful to me for two dates.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
Well, I mean, look, it wasn't like I was watching
videos of girls that looked like you. I was watching
videos of like other types of.

Speaker 15 (43:56):
The matter what they look like.

Speaker 4 (43:58):
Lauren.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
We went on food day. Well, it's not like we
were engaged. Like this is wild to me.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
Really, you're forgetting in those four Actually it was six
hours that we spend together, not four like you said.
I guess you're forgetting half the things she said to
majoring essay.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
But this cool, it's fine.

Speaker 8 (44:18):
I didn't make commitments, and I'm am I in single
white female right now?

Speaker 9 (44:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Is that another video kind of yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:29):
About a crazy girl? It's scared. I don't know, this
is wild man.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I really don't think you would be acting pretty nor
you'd be pretty crazy if you.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Just found out you got cheated on too, Okay, buddy, if.

Speaker 8 (44:40):
You came to me and said, hey, I was watching
a bunch of porn this week, I'd be like, hell, yeah,
look I didn't see it on you. We weren't together,
we went on two days. This is not okay. You
can come up with an excuse, Havers.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
You try to, like, you know, floss it all over
and whatever you want to say, but like you're a
cheater and I do not ever want to see you again.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Well, I haven't asked you that, Sammy. Would you like
to go on another day with Lauren? Will pay for it?

Speaker 8 (45:06):
No, I would like to log into my internet and
watch some art.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Films now, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Oh okay, I think that's really just proved my point
that I've been talking about with my friends, like every
single guy out there is a cheater in some way,
shape or form.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
I don't know that's a good way to put it,
but sure, all right, Lauren, you know I just nobody
asked you to talk you Wile's first day follow up
in another life?

Speaker 12 (45:35):
Before I died, they were probably like, oh, do you
want to be pretty or do you want to be
saying in your next life?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I think it's pretty obvious which one that I chose.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I'm insanely pretty.

Speaker 5 (45:46):
Show and researchers have figured out one of life's biggest questions,
something that humans have been trying to figure out since
the beginning of time. Oh and that question is how
to know if a man is good in the bedroom?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
What based on how they are outside of the bedroom?

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Yeah, lots of their surprise fellas having a huge, jacked
up truck is not on the list.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
Shocker.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
But we'll tell you what is coming up right after this.
It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Sometimes I'm like, where did I Where did it all
go wrong?

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Like when did I lose my mind and go and
say was it twenty twenty?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Could know it was twenty nineteen eighteen. I wasn't sane
then too, was it twenty fifteen?

Speaker 6 (46:23):
I was still mad crazy.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
Oh maybe I've just always been.

Speaker 15 (46:28):
Show own it.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
And you know how it is, you meet someone new,
and then it's hard to listen to what they're saying
because the whole time you're like, I know this is important,
and this meeting could be big for my career, and
this is the first time I met the CEO of
this company. But all I can think about is I
wonder how he is in the bedrooms. I mean, I
see how he is in the boardroom, but I cannot
stop thinking about that, you know, and then before you know,

(46:50):
if the meeting's over and you don't know a single
word that.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Was said, you've all been there, jewels are he is
in our imagination?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Researchers have just released a study on how you can
tell if a man is good in the bedroom based
on how they are outside of the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, I have a theory about this too, so I'm
interested to see what they say. What's your theory?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Before we get into it, we'll go over the list
in a second of ways that you can tell a
guy is good in the bedroom just based on how
they are out in the actual world, right, what's your theory?

Speaker 20 (47:17):
You know?

Speaker 7 (47:18):
For me, it's how they drink their beer. Why, yes,
how they drink their beer. First, if it's a bottle,
it's how they're holding their beer and how they take
their SIPs because it's a savoring thing. Or maybe it's
not beer. Maybe it's a drink not water. That's different
because that's admission to just drink water. But there's something
about how they drink their beer, like a craft beer,
like are.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
You savoring it? Are you pounding it? Are you licking
your lips? Are you holding the glass? What are your
fingers doing? And where's your hand moving?

Speaker 7 (47:40):
There's a whole like science, what how it's being consumed?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
And then you could be like if I was that beer,
would I enjoy this? And you've managed way too much,
you guys drinking beer. You know, it's officially the creepy
middle aged.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
In the bar, you know, setting in the corner, just
looking at everybody drinking beer, just like you.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
Know what, you laugh and you say that.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
But ladies, if you pay attention to this, you will
see that there is some truth to my theory.

Speaker 10 (48:06):
Yeah, but then they're gonna think I'm creepy, So that
I'm never gonna make it to be.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
That's not my fault. If you were creepily watching, you
gotta have game too.

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Also, mostly guys don't care.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Yeah they don't.

Speaker 5 (48:14):
They're like that checking me out, and their friends are like, yeah,
she looks kind of murdery.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Doesn't matter. I think I can get lucky.

Speaker 9 (48:20):
Ye die.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
What a researcher said about the way you can tell
how a guy is in the bedroom based on how
they are outside of the bedroom, The top few things
they said are he talks with his hands, like a
lot of hand movements of hand puppets and things like that.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I don't think that, Victoria. You know a lot of gestures.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
Yeah, meet my friend mister knuckles.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
That's how you know you never want to sleep on
that guy.

Speaker 7 (48:50):
Em you know now that I meet the one that
does handle like.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Sig.

Speaker 21 (48:59):
Story is gonna be your test. You do some field work,
walks up to a guy, how good are you at
hand puppet? Yeah?

Speaker 16 (49:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
This guy that talks with his hands a bunch not
using hand puppets is usually a sign that they're good
in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
Interesting.

Speaker 7 (49:18):
I wouldn't say that, though, because I think sometimes if
you're like flailing your hands into animated. That's just kind
of signals like trying too hard, or like boastful, or.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Like yeah, you're so excited you like to chase your hands.

Speaker 9 (49:31):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
That also means quick.

Speaker 6 (49:38):
As a guy who's really good in bed I will
say there is a middle ground. There's a middle ground
you have to find with the hands speaking with a.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Hand puppy, so you know it's true. There's certain I
didn't need to know about people this ship.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Another sign that scientists you can televent is good in
the bedroom is he's not in a rush, so he's
like takes his time. I guess which would make sense
how that would relate to the bedrooms.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Slow dudes, you want to really take this one dark
because you are very slow.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
I am like, I don't rush ever, you know and time,
and I will walk through the park very slow, and
I will do hand puppecks in public.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
I don't care. People can think I'm weird.

Speaker 6 (50:23):
Whatever.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I want to do a handier right now.

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Another way that you can tell if a guy is
good in the bedroom or not, he makes a serious,
intense eye contact with you.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I don't know, I'm.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Sure I like it.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
The eye contact game is a weird little tap dance
you have to do because you can also do the
eye contact for too long. Yeah you know, and then
it's like yeah, it goes from being sultry to just
awkward and creepy.

Speaker 10 (50:53):
But you in where to look, so you're also just
like looking around the room and he thinks you're not
paying tention.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
This is really funny because Nina and Victoria is so
different in this way because I feel like if anyone
looks at Victoria's she's like, I gotta go, I'm going
to hide everything, And if you look at Nina, she's like,
I'm looking back.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Let's play again. That is very true.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Another way they say you can tell that a man
is good in the bedroom outside of the bedroom is
if he pays attention to your feelings.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Aw, I'm that sweet.

Speaker 5 (51:19):
Yeah, and Victoria are just like yeah, which that existed.
So we live in a fantasy world. That's a hand
poppety sun break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. It's Nina's what's trending. It's the

(51:41):
jubile show your feelings at it's time for Nina's what's trending.
How closely do you pay attention to the cell by
dates when you go grocery shopping?

Speaker 6 (51:51):
Not very all the time. It's my biggest fear to
eat some bad stuff. It's a cell not eat Okay,
I know, but I'd like to know when it's supposed
to be sold so that I know when to eat it.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
Guys, this is a perfect example of what's happening. Oh,
that's why California has just become the first state to
ban cell by dates expired dates, because, like Brad said,
his fear is to eat expired food, although it's saying
sell by Victoria, which means it's not expired. So their
reason for doing this is to reduce consumer costs and
cut back on food waste.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Oh so their idea.

Speaker 7 (52:23):
Is now to change the labels to best if used
by to indicate peat quality and use by to designate
the food safety.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
So I mean, I'm with you, Brad.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
I always pay attention to the cell by dates, and
I've probably thrown away bags of things before I needed to,
just because I don't want to get sick.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
But it's just a suggestion.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
Well, I I was educated very early on by my
mother that the difference is between best if used by,
used by and sell by. So if I see a
cell by today, I'll still buy it if I'm gonna
eat it in the next couple of days. But it
still is a fear of mine. I try to only
buy things to say use by, because then I know
that's my drop dead.

Speaker 7 (52:58):
Like it's totally And you know, when you go to
like buy lettuce and bags of like spinach and stuff,
I always pull them out and go to the very
very back because because those are the ones that are
long that are going to be there longer.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Everybody's got a trick.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
You got your own thing, like with meats, I don't
even play, but oh these are now the way to
this is now the way to distinguish it. Or if
you're like Victoria, you think logically and and don't have
the spear, taste it and if you don't get sick
then it was okay.

Speaker 10 (53:26):
Or if it just tastes our just fed it right
back out, done that many times.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Almond milk pro tip.

Speaker 7 (53:33):
There's a question that's booming around the internet, and that
is why are people meowing at Billie Eilish concerts?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Are we doing that? Concerts.

Speaker 7 (53:41):
People are meowing at Billie Eilish concerts, so specifically when
she starts singing the song what I Was Made For,
which is the song from the Barbie movie. Well, I
guess on TikTok it's now gone viral and there's a
cover by Bongo Cat where they mew the whole thing.
And so now at the concerts people are meowing and
it sounds a little bit like this.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
This is the Bongo Cow version.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Okay, what.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
I mean?

Speaker 7 (54:08):
It's kind of pretty, so it is. The internet is
a wild place, so now people are showing up.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Billie Eilish is trying to have a moment.

Speaker 7 (54:20):
She's trying to get deep and sing her song and
people out in the audience are just out here meowing
along to every word.

Speaker 10 (54:25):
You know, I want the lyrics, I don't want them whatever,
how is the stands are divided.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
It's so funny. If you're gonna get upset about your
song being me out to, then go home.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
I want to be up said, I want to listen
to her lyrics.

Speaker 14 (54:40):
If I want to hear my cat meow, I would
just like not feed her for a day and then
she'd be all day, Like.

Speaker 6 (54:45):
I thought yeah, one day for your cat for sure.
Hey you brad, most cats to three days your cat.
Oh this is literally what she sounds like when when
Victoria doesn't feed her for like three minutes.

Speaker 3 (55:03):
My mom doesn't love me, is what she's said. She's saying,
I'm just a hungry cat. Can't you feed me?

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Health?

Speaker 3 (55:12):
Anyway, Billy's not mad. The fans are just like you're
getting angry right now.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
And lastly, Meta has just announced that they're getting into
the AI game.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Did you hear this?

Speaker 7 (55:23):
Yeah, but they're doing it now to compete against things
like Open Ai and eleven Labs and other the new
generation startups. So now they have an AI model called
movie Gen that can create realistic video and audio clips
in response to prompts.

Speaker 14 (55:36):
How does that help us creating AI movie clips? And
just like other clips, like, that's just asking for trouble.

Speaker 7 (55:43):
That's why people are trying to put laws in place
or how you can use all of this stuff?

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Don't have it if you're interested.

Speaker 7 (55:48):
Movie Gen can make up to sixteen second long videos,
while forty five second.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Long you know, clips of audio and stuff. Okay, now,
now cat might have been movie home.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Can you imagine if this was about.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
I mean, it would probably was.

Speaker 10 (56:04):
It would take away the question that I had of
like who on the Sunday decides to go to their
computer and make that versus.

Speaker 11 (56:10):
Like let me go for a walk.

Speaker 7 (56:12):
Victoria, you're the last person to ask the why question.
You are the girl that plays with the samurai soared
for no reason.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
So I don't think it's yea, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 7 (56:26):
Remember when you used to leave me voice notes of
how of you playing your piano?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
So okay? That is you? Actually this was Victoria. Then
that was the one man Man.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Okay movie and some random guy in his basement teamed
up and then I'm not.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
Gonna say I see the artistic and that's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
Jewbles dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Hello, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 8 (56:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
I do?

Speaker 3 (56:53):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 9 (56:55):
Well?

Speaker 20 (56:58):
Ago, So this is like when I was seventeen, and
it actually happened more than once.

Speaker 15 (57:05):
I was at a friend's house and.

Speaker 9 (57:07):
We're underage drinking unfortunately, you know, don't do that.

Speaker 19 (57:11):
But I was in his restroom in his parents' house
and it's a really nice house, and his parents had
these towels that were like stamped with super official logos.

Speaker 20 (57:24):
And I don't really know what brand it was, but
there was absolutely no toilet different.

Speaker 9 (57:34):
And luckily enough they were like a darker color. But yeah, so.

Speaker 20 (57:39):
When I heard when I finished, I didn't really know
what to do, and I knew her parents were probably
not going to like me after that, So I just
folded up the towel and put it back in the cabinet.

Speaker 9 (57:53):
Underneath a couple of other towels.

Speaker 20 (57:56):
Oh no, yeah, yeah it was pretty.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
But you said this happened a couple of times.

Speaker 9 (58:04):
Yes, that is true.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
When did I ever find out?

Speaker 9 (58:09):
I have no idea. I think only one other person
knows about.

Speaker 20 (58:12):
It, because okay, listen, I went to her house, and
her dad like a week later kept looking at me funny,
and she purposely was like going out of his way
to show.

Speaker 9 (58:24):
Me like bathroom supplied.

Speaker 19 (58:26):
You're like, yeah, can you take this soap to the bathroom?

Speaker 8 (58:29):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (58:29):
Can you put this towel in the cabinet?

Speaker 15 (58:31):
So why you ask?

Speaker 3 (58:35):
He probably got it.

Speaker 5 (58:36):
That's why it is probably like you're disgusting.

Speaker 9 (58:40):
All right, you didn't do it.

Speaker 7 (58:42):
But also really it's their fault. They didn't have toilet
paper in the bathroom more than once.

Speaker 9 (58:47):
Yeah, but I had a cell phone.

Speaker 7 (58:49):
You Okay, I'm trying to have you out, bro.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
Well, thank you, thanks for telling us. There's a little secret.
Yeah bye bye. Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty
little secret.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
I do have a really harty secret.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Let's hear it. Okay, Well, it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
I's kept this myself, but I have to get it out.

Speaker 15 (59:11):
And I don't know.

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Okay, here he is. I have a really huge question
in my boss.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Well, that makes it fun to go to work exactly.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
I wake up so excited, I like do.

Speaker 12 (59:23):
My whole wake up like I'm glam walking to work.
And he's just like literally my type, like everything if
I ever dreamed of in a man, he's my paws.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
And it's bad.

Speaker 9 (59:35):
And I don't know what to do.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Is he married or in a relationship or anything? Great question,
that's the problem. He is married and he has three kids.
Stand down, lady, sorry, ask if he has a brother.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Oh no, he doesn't.

Speaker 12 (59:52):
I know everything about him me. He doesn't have a brother.
And there was even a figure issue here though.

Speaker 10 (01:00:00):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:00:00):
Naturally, I flirt with him because I like him so much,
and recently he's been flirting back with me, and so
now there's a lot of specual tensions between us, and
I just don't know where this is going.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
I do feel bad. I know I shouldn't do this.
He's married, You've got to kid the whole family.

Speaker 12 (01:00:17):
But there's something going off between us, and I don't
know how to stop it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
I want to continue it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
I don't know what to do when you're playing with fire, Mama,
I know, I know, I just I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
I really can't help.

Speaker 12 (01:00:29):
I should I leave the job, Like there's nothing I
can do in there, Like I just can't control myself.

Speaker 7 (01:00:35):
Really, I guess it depends on what kind of job,
Like you know, like what are you doing in this position?
Can you find another job where you're doing the same
thing or maybe the pay is similar? Like getting yourself
out of temptation, especially when you could blow up somebody's life.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
I don't know. That just doesn't feel right or cay
you do like.

Speaker 14 (01:00:53):
The same job, but like maybe like on a different
part of your job.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Basically were you having from boss? That makes sense? Yeah, yeah,
I do have that ability, and I've thought of that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
Do you guys think maybe if I just, you know,
make out with him?

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Just one time.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
I don't think I don't think that this is going
to get out of your system. It might make it worse,
actually definitely worse.

Speaker 12 (01:01:15):
Oh, it's just like literally dain JM. I can't even
focus at work. You passify me and like I literally.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
Don't even know how to do my job.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
He is driving me crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
He's so hot, and when he talks, I.

Speaker 7 (01:01:29):
Just like right now, I'm just you know, the solution
to this type of problem is always just finding somebody else.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Just it's hot to get under, so you can get
over that in your mind. That might help.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
And a cold shower.

Speaker 12 (01:01:40):
Yeah, that's a very old tower, one of those like plunge,
like the ice plunges.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
To thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Please don't myself. Please, what's your dirty little secret,

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