Common Dating App Mistakes

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the Jebel show. High how are you? I did
not feel good?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It felt great. Yeah, I just listen to that song.
I couldn't help but get the countryside coming out of
me time.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
It's taking over the world now.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Show shout out to the friends who are consistently down.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
You could text.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Them any plan at any time of any day and
they're like, Okay, I'll start getting ready now, I'll meet
you in five Like they need more respect because so
many people, especially when you're an adult, always want to
say no to things, always have something to do. But
there's a small portion of you who are always down.
And I see you and I salute you.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
That's Victoria, But she's never ready in five minutes.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
She'll say she is. It's a dual show.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Do you wonder if you and your partner are a
good match, even if your relationship is just with yourself.
Thanks to the Internet, there's a study going viral of
signs that you aren't compatible with your partner. So we'll
go over it next and you can see see if
you need to break up with another person or yourself
this morning.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Do we really need signs for this? I'll go over
next it's the Duble Show.

Speaker 6 (01:00):
If you're my best friends who just made a reservation
for eight thirty and told me eight, well played, because
I just showed up at eight twenty two and was
like to those siss oh, like this c ol for
eight o'clock and she was like three thirty. She was like,
you're the first one here, and I was like, well played,
well played it Gittle show.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
And if you woke up this morning and tripped over
your significant others shoes on the way to the bathroom
and then sat in the toilet because the seat wasn't
left down, only to reach over and find that there
wasn't any toilet paper on the roll. No, and now
you're questioning the choice of significant other that you've made.
Don't worry, You're not alone because it's a daily struggle
for a lot of people. And because of that, relationship

(01:42):
experts have released the signs that you aren't compatible with
your partner. So we'll go over it right now, but
I will still ask that you count to ten before
sending that breakup test. Yeah, okay, So what are the
top signs that you aren't compatible with your partner? You
move at different tempos is one of them. Yes, as

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in like speed or just like life, speed and life,
it says, sometimes mismatched life tempos can be a problem.
Some people are laid back and let little get to them,
while others take every one of life's challenges to heart.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
But don't you realize that in the moment when you're
getting irritated at the slower tempo of the person that
you're with.

Speaker 7 (02:21):
I mean I feel like sometimes like opposite the tract,
like the slower one likes the pace of the faster.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Once is sure if you balance each other out and
you're not getting irritated, But if you're getting irritated all
the time, wouldn't you know that that's not a good
thing for you?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You should, you would hope.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
So I think in the beginning this also looks like, oh,
they do a lot and I don't do a lot,
so I'm available and they're like, we're It's like we
have all of these this time together that we wouldn't
have if we were both so busy.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I've had a lot of people get really annoyed with that.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
That's true in relationships because I move at my own
tempo right, Sometimes it's slow. Every once in a while
I'll move fast, but most of the time it's pretty
slow and easy going.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
When fast, it's kind of arm It's weird what happened there.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Usually I'm pretty slow, and I've been with people that
will walk fast and in front of me and stuff
like that. I've also been a lot of narcissist and
they tend to do that, so that's a red flag.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Pay attention to that.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
But also that's d Yeah. But and they've gotten annoys
me because I'm like, go ahead, like because I won't try.
I'm not going to run to keep up with you
and be like I'll meet you inside the store. I'm
just taking my time, And they would get annoyed. But
I would find myself walking by myself a lot.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
That's not fun.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
That should but see, that should annoy you. If somebody
can't even be patient enough to be with you, like,
that's also an issue.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Maybe it should annoy me. I just doesn't.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
I'm just like, whatever, go ahead, go out your speed,
U because I'm kind of like everybody do their own thing, right,
But yeah, it is kind of lonely to have to
walk by yourself all the time in a relationship.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
If my dad ever starts walking a little bit in
front of my mom. My mom will stop on the
side of the sidewalk and she'll be like hello, I'm.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like, you know what merication is key? They've been married
for a very long time.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
And she just whipp whip. Signs that you aren't compatible
with your partner. Your diets are vastly different. Things like
one person being adventurous while others being very picky can
become a bigger issue then you think, I get I
think so definitely.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I can really too, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:20):
An issue as long as the person who's like picky
likes to just go for the vibes, like go for
the time.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
You don't have to eat anything. I mean, okay.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I always had a deal breaker in relationships are in dating,
which I ignored a few times and it came back
to bite me. But if a girl didn't eat fish,
I wouldn't or didn't at least try it. If she
said she'd never eat she'd never had fish but hated it,
or sushi but hated it, you never tried it.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
How do you know that you hate it? That's a
red flag for anyone. It doesn't matter what the relationship is, friend, family, person.
If you tell me you hate something, that you've never tried.
I don't like you.

Speaker 7 (05:00):
You already just know based on I'm like what other
people have said, or like the technolog not know.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Well, I want to tell you I hate frog legs
and I'm not going to try them.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Or make me friends. Well, I mean that's for a
lot of other reasons.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
To me, it just shows that they're not willing to
take risks. They're not willing to try new things. They're
just stuck and they won't go outside of their comfort
zone to try something that they might like.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
I could see that. That's an interesting test for me.
It's really hard when I go on dates with like
dudes that don't want to eat carbs or drink alcohol,
and he.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Goes on a day with a lot of bros. I know,
the macros aren't totally right in.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Bear or no alcohol right now because I'm ready for
the competition that's coming out, you know, but chuck.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Out my Exactly.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
I went on a date with this one dude and
he just was sitting there ordering all of the protein
on the menu. But it was like this huge buffet
of protein and then he's like like, look you can
see all of my actually did that me?

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Now you stayed on that day.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
That was interesting, touched him. Yes, yes I did. How
do you know if you're compatible?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
They have abs popping at the restaurant.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I was drinking beer and eating carts. It's like, y'all,
can you shush on your day real quick?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Like I'm not interested in hearing about that, Like maybe later,
but you should totally check out my eyes. It's burning
too much calories. Listening to you, it sounds like you
have roped at work. You know what'll makes you feel
better me.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
He's not a husband, but he's got very good time.
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Dave, Yeah, yeah, Hey,
this is Pete Deacons. I'm working.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
I work with the company that's building your treehouse in
the backyard.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, what about it?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Uh we uh oh boy? Uh we got a problem?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
What what? What's the problem?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:16):
So I built the treehouse, but I kind of closed
myself inside, so I'm stuck in the I'm trapped in
the treehouse.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
What to do.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
We?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I mean, what do you get tapped in?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
I drew a thing for the door, but I left
my tools outside and then I closed it all up.
And now I'm stuck in here in your tree.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Listen, come rescue me? Can you rescue me?

Speaker 10 (07:45):
I cannot come rescue dude.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm I'm busy.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
My phone's about to die and there's no charger up
here because I'm in a tree.

Speaker 11 (07:53):
Due this is I can't do thathing for you. I
won't be home for another forty minutes. I'm I'm forty minutes.
I don't know what we're gonna do it forty minutes.
I don't live any food. Dude. Come on, man, it's
only forty minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
You're not gonna die.

Speaker 11 (08:09):
I know I'm your first call anyway.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Because I figured you could come rescue me since it's
your tree.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I can't help you with this. What the hell? I
want to let you know that I also called my lawyer.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
Who's your lawyer? You called your lawyer?

Speaker 1 (08:25):
You call your mama? Suing?

Speaker 12 (08:27):
You suing me for what?

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Because I'm stuck in your tree?

Speaker 13 (08:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (08:32):
Yeah, don't don't call me with this book. I mean,
you know you're talking about you caught up in a tree.
It's not even my fault. This is.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
This is so stupid.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
This tree order the treehouse built, I wouldn't be stuck
up here.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
You know what, I'm gonna tell you this, It's gonna
be off my property when I get there.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
About that, Oh my god, there's a squirrel.

Speaker 10 (08:55):
Yeah, well I hope the squirrel bite you in a
because this is so stupid. And you know what, I'm
calling it, Compson, and they get you out of that
damn treehouse before I get home, because when I get home,
I'm gonna take you at that treehouse myself, and you
may not come out of one piece.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
And you know what, trying to sue me.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
For you being the idiot getting caught in the tree.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
Like, what kind of is that you're gonna sue me?

Speaker 10 (09:16):
Hey, David, deserve your bit kicked and fussing a boy
the squirrel and me whooping you Dave.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
This is actually Jubil Jesus, actually Gebel from the Jewel
Show doing a phone brank on you and your wife.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Say you up what he said?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
She said, you're having a treehouse built for your kids
and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 10 (09:38):
I couldn't believe this dude was calling me in the
middle of they talking about he's.

Speaker 11 (09:42):
Stuck in a tree out like a serious.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Wake up every morning with jebile phone Franks.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Time, Vernina's what's trending. Think about your closet. What's the
oldest item in there that you still wear?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's aol what I get it in my closets?

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Okay, Well, aside from ethel, the reason why I'm talking
about this is that it's really cool now to wear
clothes from like when you're in high school or middle
school if you still fit in them. And it's called
under consumption core. Thank you gen Z who are now
bringing us this because this trend has gone pretty wild
on TikTok, especially because people are sick and tired of
being told to buy more things, yeah, to have the latest,

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and to spend more money. So now there's all kinds
of videos of people's apartments without any decoration up on
the walls, clothes from years ago, and they're just using
everything that they have so they don't have to buy
anything new. But it has a name, and it's under
consumption core.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It feels good to do. I'm gonna be honest, I don't.

Speaker 14 (10:50):
I try not to buy new things and if I
haven't used something in six months or so, really rid
of it.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
So your look is under consumption core. My look is
whatever is.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Having minimal things because I can't remember where I put stuff.
Like if I have one of something, then I know
where it is. Usually if I have too many things
and I just things get lost and then I'll look
sometwhere and like, oh, I remember that thing that I had.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
I love that thing. I'd rather does not have that
many things stresses me out. I'm borderline horder.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
Getting rid of things stresses me out all.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
What do you mean? Trust myself not to fill drawers
with nonsense.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Gets the opposite of everything that is under consumption.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
You know what, you can successfully do this? That's great.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
Now, this is also the same generation that is doing
SPF contouring.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Okay, what are we I don't know. We need to
talk about this. I'm not hating. I'm just reporting the news. Okay.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
So SPF contouring is essentially contouring your face the same
way that you do with contour stay. So for those
that don't know, you can use makeup to kind of
make your face look slimmer, rounder or whatever it is.
So now instead of using makeup, you use SPF and
put it in the places where you want the sun
to hit and then not to hit.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
So you're using the sun to contour.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Your skin like tanning certain areas of your skin. Yes,
give it like a shadow. Yes, this is not good
for your skin though, why not?

Speaker 1 (12:21):
What do you mean why not?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
You're not putting SPF on your cheeks because you want
to highlight your cheekbones, but everywhere else you're putting SPF,
and now you have chances of getting all the nasty
sun stuff on your face.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Your mechans like it's a sunburn.

Speaker 8 (12:33):
Actually seventy here, Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
So I don't know, Just do that with the makeup
and use your SPF. Guys, you'll thank me later.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
What are you saying? Ah, or you don't use your SPF?
I don't what do you not? Wait? What?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
All?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Right?

Speaker 5 (13:00):
Oh, sports fans, this is kind of interesting. So Kobe
Bryant's locker was almost completely destroyed in twenty eight nine
when they were redoing the locker room, but one of
the workers was like, no, this is Kobe Bryant's locker.
We're going to save this, and so he kept it
in storage all this time. And now, for the first time,

(13:20):
fans have the option to buy this locker and keep
this insane memorabilia.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, it's going up for auction.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
They're expecting it to get more than a million dollars obviously.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
But is the money going to a charity? Part of
it will?

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Why wouldn't they just keep it like as a monument
or whatever like that?

Speaker 8 (13:36):
You know how they go hire a jersey, Like, why
wouldn't they just keep it there?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Like, yeah, you go to a game and walk by
it or have it. They have the statues and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
It is really cool or some kind of museum. I mean,
that's a really good point. But they're they're going this
route first, and so maybe who ever gets it will decide.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
To do that.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
It still smells like a sweat, Okay, champion sweat, champion sweat.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
So as the creepy guy trying to break into the locker,
I just want to smell what and.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well that's what's trending.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
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Speaker 1 (14:12):
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Speaker 2 (14:14):
Remy is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Erica. So in
a minute we're gonna call her that tell us why
she's ghosting, and maybe get another date But first, remy,
how long has it been since you heard from Tarika.

Speaker 15 (14:25):
It's been in about two weeks now.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Okay, have you reached out to her?

Speaker 15 (14:30):
I mean at first I was reaching out, but you know,
I've kind of gotten the point and you know, held
back recently.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
But why don't you tell us about your date?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (14:39):
Sure, So we went out to a stake place in
town I really like, and then after that we went
out for a froio and then we even went out
a little dive bar I really like after that. So
I don't know, it was a great night, you know,
you know, we met up around seven, and you know,
by the time I dropped her off, it was you know,
almost already night. So great night, a lot of fun.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
It's always weird to me when you go to three
different locations and then you get ghosted, because at that
point you have a pretty good feeling that, like, this
person wants to spend time with you, Like you had
it out two different times.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Did you feel like she was super nice?

Speaker 15 (15:15):
Yeah, she was super nice. I like, you know, we
talked a while before even our first date, and like,
I don't know, we're both vibing really good together, and yeah,
it was really weird that she didn't tell me anything
was wrong.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
So could it be like work or family related that
she's not like something's going on in her personal life.

Speaker 15 (15:33):
Yeah, I mean she she's some like she really had
her stuff together. But you know, it's definitely possible she
get just gotten busy. But you know, like I said,
it's been a couple of weeks, so I forgurt. If
she wanted to go out another date, maybe she would
have answered me. But I really, at least, you know,
want to know why.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
During the date, Remy, did she give you feelings that
she liked you? Did she say that? Or is there
something that could have possibly happened that would have made
the date kind of take a turn? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (15:58):
Like so I guess the one thing is I was
making like kind of some suggestive comments, like, you know,
because things were going so well, like you know, how
much I liked her and stuff, and it seemed.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Like those feelings were kind of reciprocated.

Speaker 15 (16:10):
But I don't know, maybe I pushed too hard, Like
that's the one thing I could really.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Think of, But like, what did you say? What direction
were you pushing? Like, Oh I really liked you? Reason
we get married yea or yeah.

Speaker 15 (16:21):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, nothing like that, but just like, oh,
you know, next time I have to do this, and
you know, things like that, like you know kind of
you know, you know, insinuating that you know, this would
to be the only you know date.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
I think that's good things.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah. Yeah, you can't think of anything awkward that happened
or any reason did you'd be getting ghosted?

Speaker 16 (16:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (16:42):
I don't know, Like, uh, I don't know. Maybe I
wasn't dressed right, like I was wearing like corduroy pants
or something.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Maybe she was judging me on that.

Speaker 16 (16:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Corduroys are in now, so ish okay, so maybe you
were getting judged on that, Like I mean, I.

Speaker 16 (16:59):
Like them tight?

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Were they?

Speaker 15 (17:06):
You said?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Just right?

Speaker 15 (17:07):
Man?

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Okay, all right, Well we'll see if that is the issue.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
and see if she tell us why she's ghosting you,
and then maybe get you another day if you still want.

Speaker 15 (17:16):
Okay, all right, also appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
So we'll play a.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Song come back and get your first day followup next
right in the middle of your first day follow up
if you're just joining us, Remy is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Tarika. So in a second,
we're going to call her and see if she tell
us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date.
But first, Remy, why don't you catch everybody up on
your date with Tarica?

Speaker 15 (17:36):
So yeah, we went out to stage place, we had
frozen yogurt, you know, we went to a dive bar,
you know, all together. We're together probably for about five hours.
It's a great day.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
You know.

Speaker 15 (17:45):
A text her a few times after the date. But
now it's been about two weeks, haven't heard from her.
Don't know if she was judging me on my CORTERU right,
paint some of the talent that was making, you know,
you know, hoping that we would you know, it wouldn't
be our only date and there's anything like that. And yeah,
I'm just really like to hear from her again, or
at least find out like why I'm.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
An Okay, cool, you're ready for us to call her?

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Hell you?

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay? Here we go, Hi, I speak to Erica. Please.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
This is hey Tarica, how are you? My name is
Jewbell and I'm calling from a radio show. It's called
the Jebel show.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Hi, Sarah, I'm Nina. I'm also on the show.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 16 (18:33):
Serious please serious?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
You listen to the show.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Ever, Yeah, we do a segment on the show called
the First Date follow Up where if you go on
a day with somebody and ghost them, that person emails
us to call you up and ask why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Okay, so.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
We got an email about you?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Okay, all right, it's.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
From a named Remy. Oh no, oh yeah, yep? Are
you ghost Remy?

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Can I say yes or no?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Okay? Yeah? Would you mind explaining to us what that means?

Speaker 17 (19:14):
Though?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I get like, I.

Speaker 9 (19:18):
Definitely put off messaging him back. I'll put it that way.
I've put off messaging.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Him back, So he's not totally ghosted yet, it's just delayed.
Just mailed him a letter at this point sounds funny.

Speaker 9 (19:34):
It wasn't anything like I literally just got thrown off.
That was that was it? Like, it wasn't like anything.
I was just thrown off. Okay, So I couldn't stop
thinking about what happened where we went to get frozen
nerbor like, like I don't know what happened, but like he.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
He like became like a monster in that proio shop.

Speaker 9 (19:57):
Like he added everything that they had available for toppings
and stuff, and he went bonkers, like he added everything
like cookies and gummy bears and sprinkles and the Choblin
syrup and the strawberry.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah it sounds.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, it sounds like something I do too. I was
sending forty bucks those.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Some things are so good. I don't understand what you
just one right, Well.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
It was my thought process, but I was like, I
was like weird.

Speaker 9 (20:33):
I was like, Okay, this thing is going to weigh
forty pounds, and I was just like, has you never
been to one of these places like this first time
out of the house, Like no, I just I guess
I thought about it like way too much. And then
I was like, well, I'll get back to him.

Speaker 17 (20:48):
You know.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
I was still in my head.

Speaker 9 (20:50):
And then I completely forgot to get back to him.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Okay, that sounds like something, Victoria.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Yeah, obviously you're judging him on having so many toppings.
Does that Does that tell you something about his character?
Or you're just really not sure how somebody can mix
cookies and gummy bears together. I'm not really understanding how
this was like an ick for you.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
It's just it's just like a lot like I think.
I was just stunned. It was kind of like a
train wreck kind of thing. I was just watching it
and I'm.

Speaker 18 (21:22):
Like, I just can't I just can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
I know.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Okay, let me ask you this, Erika, This will help
me understand. What do you put on your frozen yogurt?

Speaker 9 (21:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well, like the flavors coordinate, Like I'll.

Speaker 9 (21:33):
Do like, you know, two three flavors that like all
make sense together, but no toppings. I'll do some toppings,
but I'll do like, oh, like, let's do like a
strawberry and a chocolate with like some fresh strawberries on
it or something like that that makes sense, Like I
do a couple of things.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
And yeah, no, no, I get it now. Her closet
is like it's color coordinating.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
It is actually yeah, see, okay, nice.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
It just needed to understand. Okay, well, the chaos.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
The chaos is a good word for it.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Yes, that's the reason that you're ghosting him is because
of the toppings on his froyo.

Speaker 9 (22:10):
I was just kind of picturing, you know how, like
there's those people at the like soda fountains that they
get like a splash of every single flavor in the
cup like that always.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
Okay, so I do that too. What Yeah, it's very incoction.
It's called Anina.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
I understand your name, like Nina aid, you know, like lemonade.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Was Like anyways, Erica, thank you for telling us.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I should also let you know that Remy is on
the phone listening and wants to talk to a little.

Speaker 15 (22:41):
So yeah, I guess I kind of like you could
say a fruit punch of frozen yogurt, like, uh, you've
heard of the kid in the candy store, while I'm
like the man in the frog place, Like I just
can't make my mind. So I guess maybe I didn't
want to hold on the date. So because of deciding,
I just started a little bit of everything. Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
If I don't think you need to apologize, I don't know.

Speaker 15 (23:07):
I'm just pretty offended.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
So I was okay, So I was clarification. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (23:13):
I was not offended. I was just blown away. My
mind is just blown like I don't think I have
the power to think after that.

Speaker 15 (23:21):
You know, maybe sometime you go out for pizza or something,
but you know, I like to order a lot of
topics on those too.

Speaker 9 (23:28):
I was gonna say, like, how many topics go on
your pizza? Like, are you one of those people that
puts like party, contina butter or something.

Speaker 15 (23:36):
No, but maybe some sausage and pine apple and green
pepper and onion and Canadian bacon and taco and you know,
pepperoni and black olloves, green olives. So not too many mushrooms,
but not too many toppings.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
But I like it.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
I don't know, well, at least like with pizzas, you
can usually order like a half and half.

Speaker 15 (24:03):
So but yeah, so it was just a proio. Huh,
Like it's really kind of just going around.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
A ear from you. Oh, Like I wasn't really like
Gho seeing me because of it.

Speaker 9 (24:15):
I just got in my head about it, and then
I honestly I meant to get back to you, and then.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
I just I just didn't like that. That's what.

Speaker 18 (24:23):
Like, I wish I had a better excuse.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I wish I had a clever and I have nothing.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
It was just would you like to go out with
Remy again? We'll pay for it. I mean we'll pay
for most of it. I don't know how much ISO cost.
If you guys get froo, but we'll pay for it.

Speaker 18 (24:37):
I mean, I guess your question is like, is he
willing to go out with me again?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
That's fair?

Speaker 15 (24:43):
Yeah, you know that, uh pizza with the twenty toppings
sounded pretty good now, so that'd be awesome.

Speaker 9 (24:50):
Well, I mean, if you want a third date, just
don't get the twenty topping pizza.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
I'm like, good.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
First date.

Speaker 19 (24:59):
Follow What you just said is one of the most
insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point
in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to
anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in
this room is now dumber for having listened to it.
I award you no points and may God have mercy

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on your soul.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
You Versus Victoria.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez and
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And if you want to play, Victoria calls right now
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eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
go to the Jubilshow dot com if you want to play.
And now let's get Vicky all warmed up and ready
to go. Okay, some word association. First word that comes

(26:09):
to mind Victoria when I say Rick Victoria Victoria. It's
a cute name.

Speaker 20 (26:15):
You should never you kid that one. You have absolutely
not Gord detO hinge.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
A good reaction to it.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Actually, you versus Victoria's coming up right after this. It's
the Jewel Show.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
An I get to a tall chick at a large
black coffee, large black cock? Do you mean a venty No?

Speaker 15 (26:42):
I mean a large?

Speaker 3 (26:43):
He means event, Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 19 (26:45):
Venty is large, is twenty large is large.

Speaker 15 (26:50):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for
large venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations are stupid?
And three lay what It's.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Time for America's favorite trivia game.

Speaker 2 (27:02):
You versus Victoria, your chance to take on our own
Victoria Marrors in a game of trivia for one hundred
dollars Macy's gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for
you versus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
David. What's up, David?

Speaker 12 (27:14):
Not much?

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Wells or solid? Do you think that you can take
down Victoria?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
I think I can.

Speaker 21 (27:24):
I beat her about ninety of the time.

Speaker 15 (27:26):
I think.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Okay, there, I gotta say it like that.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
All right, we're gonna say your life is awesome, David.
We're gonna Victoria out of the Steau and while she's leaving,
here you go. You got thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know when, just
say pass and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Okay, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Right, the door is closing, Victoria is spinning around in
circles in.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
All the way typical, And David, your time starts now.
What is a group of lions called?

Speaker 5 (28:01):
I heard what is the name of the Canadian meal
that combines French fries and gravy share out a single
How many tentacles does an octopus have?

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Eight?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
What animal does calamari come from?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Octopus?

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Quin?

Speaker 1 (28:19):
What is the baby kangaroo called?

Speaker 12 (28:23):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (28:23):
I can't remember path?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
How much is a baker's dozen?

Speaker 21 (28:28):
Hertie?

Speaker 5 (28:29):
All?

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Right? Time is up?

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Good job, David, will bring Victoria back to the studio.
I have no idea what Victoria is doing outside right now?
What were you doing?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
What was making a low tone?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
I looked through the window and I just see her mouth.
That was like she pretending to be a fish right now,
like a guppy eating anyway, David, while Victoria gets ready,
what's something you would like the world to know today.

Speaker 21 (28:54):
I'm an identical mirror image twin.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Oh really, that's cool guy.

Speaker 21 (28:58):
You guys left, I'm left handed, he's right handed. My
hair parts and left his parts on the right.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
We put our hands together.

Speaker 21 (29:04):
It looks like we're looking in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
Weird cool? You guys ever mess with people?

Speaker 3 (29:10):
We did?

Speaker 21 (29:10):
We did when we were younger. We're older now and
we're exact opposite. Like I say, mirror, we're even mirror
image in life. So yeah, we're totally opposite.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
What's the what's one thing that you did as twins
to mess with somebody?

Speaker 12 (29:23):
Oh?

Speaker 21 (29:24):
We switched classes when we're in school, and so we
did that all the time. I'm like, he would, he'd
want my sport I'm doing, so we'd switch.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Wow. Did you guys like ever do that when you
were dating somebody? Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:37):
No, not really.

Speaker 21 (29:39):
We tried, but it didn't work.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
All right, Victoria is ready to Here we go? Victoria
thirty seconds ans there as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat David outright to win.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Are you ready? Yes? I was mouthing what you what
you were saying?

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, I saw you were in your own little world. There.
Here we go, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
David, you can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
What is a group of lions called a lion? What
is the name of the Canadian meal that combines French
fries and gravy basically in gravy?

Speaker 17 (30:12):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (30:12):
How potentacle does an octopus have? What animal does calamari
come from?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Octopus?

Speaker 5 (30:18):
What is the baby kangaroo called u babying guru? How
much is the Baker's dozen a twelve, which ingredient is
needed to make bread rice?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Oh why?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Why?

Speaker 17 (30:35):
I know?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Ye all, I got that. Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our
scoreboard producer bread.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
Victoria got two correct and David got three.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Damn, congratulations, you did it. You got three correct, Victoria,
and you got one hundred dollars Macon's gift card. Let's
get the answer, Nona.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
A group of lions is called a pride.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Although I do like lie and there's more than one,
so it's just longer to say.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
To the name of the Canadian meal that combines French
fries and gravy is poutine.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
What it's pretty delicious? It is. I've had octopus have
eight tentacles? Not that right?

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Valamari comes from squid what yep? Also delicious. A baby
kangaroo is called a joey or baby kangaroo. A Baker's
dozen is thirteen. And then yes, it does take yeast
to make bread rice.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, I got that one on time.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Also, why do they call it a Baker's doesn't if
it's more than a dozen? Bro to say it's a
dozen is twelve? A Baker's dozen is thirteen. No, it
still has a dozen. It's still Oh they eat one?
Is that why they give you?

Speaker 9 (31:45):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I think it's back in the day when you're either
your bakery used to be your friendly neighborhood bakery, they
give you one'd go in there and be like, hey,
how you know it this morning?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
So I threw an extra one in there for you.
Yep Son been like, hey, I want a dozen donut.
It's like I want a Baker's doesen don't I?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hey you got Victori? Yeah, I throw an extra one
in there for you. I'll see you later when your
husband's not home. Oh, I think that's what happened today, don't.
That's the last man. If you want to your versus Victoria,
you can his dm as at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com. It's time to Catch

(32:20):
a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Daisy is on the phone today for to catch a Cheater.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
She's been together with her boyfriend Tom for four years,
but now she thinks that something might be going on,
so we'll see if we can help her out. Daisy, Sorry,
you have to come on the show this way but
what's up? Why do you think Tom's cheating on you?

Speaker 17 (32:36):
Well, it all started about a month ago. We do
this thing called stiff and Paint, and it's a really
fun time.

Speaker 16 (32:42):
We always do it.

Speaker 17 (32:44):
Tom is actually a little bit better of a painter
than I am, but we're always like typically in a
big group of people. But anyway, there's always this one
girl that's kind of flirtatious and kind of hangs by him,
and there's always complimenting how good he paints, and she's
super flirtatious with him, and he has a tendency to kind.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Of be flirtatious as well.

Speaker 17 (33:04):
I've caught him a few times flirting and getting a
little handy at a club, but you know, that's just
kind of how he is. So I don't know if
it's just his personality, but it's just been a lot.

Speaker 3 (33:15):
Lately, so I'm kind of thinking he might be cheating.

Speaker 17 (33:20):
He also has been coming home lately with like little
specks of paint on his.

Speaker 16 (33:25):
Hands, and that's.

Speaker 17 (33:27):
Like, you know, three days after we did the paint
and step and I know obviously he.

Speaker 18 (33:32):
Washes his hands, So is he painting.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
With this girl? Am I crazy for thinking this?

Speaker 16 (33:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
So when you say that you've caught him like getting
handsy in a club and like flirting with this girl,
even so he's just openly doing this in front of you,
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (33:46):
Yeah, he just kind of is very flirtatious. It's kind
of his personality. So I don't know if it's just
his personality or if there's like some intention behind it,
especially with this one girl at the painting step.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Have you asked him about her?

Speaker 20 (33:59):
Uh?

Speaker 17 (33:59):
Yeah, I mean he kind of just plays it off
and says he's just being friendly. It's nothing like that,
and not to worry.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Have you ever told him you don't like it when
he flirts with other people in front of you?

Speaker 17 (34:10):
Yeah, I mean he knows, and he knows I definitely
have a tendency to, you know, react, like I could
get a little mad about it on his end, and
I can also get mad at the girls.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
So he's well aware.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Of that, okay, And you're cool with him being handsy,
just not like if it goes any further than that,
I think so.

Speaker 17 (34:29):
I mean, as long as it's there's no like ill
intent where he is cheating or thinking about cheating, it isn't.

Speaker 16 (34:36):
You know, the worst thing that's I don't know, it
is kind of just who he is.

Speaker 17 (34:42):
But you know, one time he did come home like
one night with a spot of paint on the bottom
of his shirt, and it was a shirt that he
had never worn before, like on our knights that we paint.
So I know, like he has to be out painting.

Speaker 16 (34:53):
I don't know if it's with her.

Speaker 17 (34:55):
I really don't think he would be doing it with
his friends. I mean, it's kind of like a girly
activity and his guy friends wouldn't like that. So I
just feel like he's out painting with her.

Speaker 5 (35:05):
Well, it's kind of weird for him to show this
paint on his hands one day and then paint on
a shirt another. Is it like a color paint or
could it be like white paint from painting a wall.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Oh, it's usually colored paint.

Speaker 16 (35:16):
And like he doesn't really it's not like I mean,
if he painted.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
A wall, I would know about it.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. I mean what does he say
when you like bring it up?

Speaker 17 (35:25):
Well, he tries to just kind of act like, oh,
I forgot to like clean it up from the last time.
But this shirt in particular, I'm like, you didn't wear
it the last time. You didn't wear this when we
were painting.

Speaker 16 (35:35):
So he tried to act like, oh.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
I forgot to like wash my hands or stress through this.

Speaker 16 (35:39):
But that doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
That would definitely be an unsettling situation outside of the
paint and the flirtations, are there Is there anything different
at home in your relationship.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 17 (35:49):
I think it's fairly normal, honestly, really didn't tell.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Okay, all right, well we'll see if we can figure
it out for you. You told us a grocery store,
he's a rewards card. Remember at us song come back
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that he's this month's lucky winner
of free flowers delivered from our florid department, and.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
We'll see if he sends those tea or to somebody else.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Okay, okay, all right, we'll play a song, come back
and get here to catch Cheeter next. If you're just
joining us for today's to Catch Cheater. Daisy is on
the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of four
years is cheating. So on a second, we're going to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards member at and say that he's
this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered to anybody

(36:30):
that he wants and see if he sends them to
her or to somebody else. But first, Daisy, why don't
you catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 17 (36:37):
So me and Tom are usually going to these paint
and sip nights, and there's been this one girl that's always,
you know, by his side, complimenting every little thing, and
they're very flirtatious with one another. He does have a
flirtatious personality, so I couldn't tell if that there was
any intention behind it. But now he's been coming home
with little like spots of paint on him, like three

(36:57):
days after the fact that we went on the paint
and ships. I think he's out painting with this girl
or going to her classes or something. And I called
into the show to see if he can help me
find out if he's cheating or what the deal is.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 16 (37:11):
Then?

Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Corbyn
calling from I was looking for our rewards card member
named Tom.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
This is he Hi, Tom, how are you.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm calling to let you know. Congratulations, you're this month's
big winter Thank you for.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Shopping with us, Thanks for letting me know.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Absolutely yep you In case you weren't aware, Every single month,
we choose one Rewards Card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've just won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want with in the fifty United States of America.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Oh wow, Uh, okay cool, and you'll deliver.

Speaker 16 (38:05):
Them for me.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, you'll get confirmations that there is no charge. Is
absolutely free. It's just our way of saying thank you
very much for shopping. And and you know who you
want to send them to right now or you need
me to call you back.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
No, no, I think I think I know who I
want to sell to.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, okay, great.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
First thing I would need to be the first and
last name of the person you would like to send
them to.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Yeah. Sure, this is my lady friend. Her name is
Amber Amber.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
And uh, is there anything you like to put on
a card to Amber. He says, your lady friend, I
can do a lovey love kind of card if you'd like.

Speaker 12 (38:42):
Yeah, yeah, how about I can't wait to paint you again?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Baby? Whoa every whoa.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
That's a spicy one. I don't even know what that means.
But I'm not gonna and I'm not gonna ask any questions.
But good for you, Tom.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
Yeah, yeah, we've been doing this. We've been doing this
activity together.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
She'll get okay, great, well, and now at this point,
I'll let you know that your a girlfriend is probably
gonna be pretty upset with you. And she's on the
phone listening because this is actually the Jubil Show, it's
a radio show.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, well, how could you? I knew something going on
between you and that girl? What are you talking? What's happened?
What's happening right now? How could you not like tell
me the truth? You know that I've been questioning you
about it.

Speaker 16 (39:27):
I've been asking you. You've been coming home with.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Paint all over you for days now, Like I knew
something was going on.

Speaker 16 (39:33):
Why are you being dishonest with me?

Speaker 3 (39:34):
Like I'm not being dishonest.

Speaker 12 (39:37):
I think I think this is being completely blown out
of proportion.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Obviously, Obviously it was a joke. Obviously that was a joke.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
I can't wait to paint all over you. Yeah what, Yeah,
that was a joke.

Speaker 16 (39:50):
You would have sent them to me.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Come on, that's ridiculous. I can't believe you would do
this to me.

Speaker 17 (39:55):
Like we've been together for four years and you're going
to just let things go, Duise, because.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
If you meet some girl on our paintings at night.

Speaker 16 (40:02):
That must be a romantic date between us.

Speaker 12 (40:04):
You you're the one that said you wanted me to
be like more adventurous.

Speaker 17 (40:08):
I'm just like, I'm like, like, let's plan more fun dates,
like outside the box, not just same old boring ones
and go on.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
So I thought paintings it would be fun for us.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
You cannot blame for a while.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
Yeah, this is absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 12 (40:22):
You tell me to do something, and now you're getting
upset at me, Like I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
You're literally seeing the girl that helps us with the painting.

Speaker 17 (40:30):
Says like like she's the person that teaches us how
to paint.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
How much does it feel?

Speaker 12 (40:37):
Yeah? But like I think it's kind of crazy to
like call me out on this on the radio. I
mean like this is like a conversation we should have personally,
Like this is this.

Speaker 17 (40:45):
I tried to have this conversation personally numerous times, and
you're not, like you're not giving You keep saying that
I'm overthinking.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
It's not that serious.

Speaker 16 (40:52):
There's nothing between you.

Speaker 3 (40:54):
You forgot to wash your hair. That doesn't make any sense,
Like what do you like hands all the time? Like
this is crazy? This is absolutely insane.

Speaker 5 (41:06):
Tom, I mean, at this point, you're busted. So to
insult her by telling her it was her idea and
then I don't know, point fingers in every other direction
other than looking at yourself seems a little bit ridiculous.
So you could just own it.

Speaker 12 (41:20):
No, you guys don't even know the half of it. Okay,
you guys don't even know what the hell you're talking about.
And Daisy, you know what, at least Amber, Amber doesn't
nag me constantly. You know, I'm done with this boy.

Speaker 18 (41:30):
Of course he doesn't, because he's okay with being a
side piece.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
He knows you've been together for four years. Come on,
you know she's more than a side piece.

Speaker 12 (41:38):
Okay, at least she doesn't nag me and treat me
like the way you treat me and and I can't
believe you put me on this jubile jew Beel. What
the hell this show is? I'm done with this. I'm
out of here by.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
What all right, Daisy? I'm so sorry.

Speaker 17 (41:54):
Yeah, you know what, it's fine. I'm glad you exposed
him like thanks for helping me out.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I don't think I would have rowed out to the
botom of this if I didn't call you, guys.

Speaker 16 (42:02):
So you know what, this is the best thing I.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Can happen now I know who he is, and I'll
be enjoying sick and paint by myself or maybe maybe not.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Again nervous, or find someone who isn't so handsy, you know,
and they just maybe handsy with you when you want them.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
To be exactly Yeah, sorry though, sorry, it's all right.
Thank you so much, guys.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Seriously, you sound really strong.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
The Jewel shows. To catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
You're on one of your favorite dating apps and you're
swiping left, right, left, right, left, right again, and then
all of a.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Sudden and boom goes a dynamite.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
You see someone's super cute and they've also swiped on you,
so now it's time to make contact. And you sit
there wondering what your first line should be. A joke,
a simple hey, or go for the glory and get
the lighting right so you can send them a spicy pick,
only to be interrupted by your co workers telling you
to turn the lights back on and.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Put your shirt back on.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Ever thought of the open office concept. It's obviously never
been on the dating apps, so true. Anyway, there's a
new poll out that asks people what the cringiest dating
app texts are, and we'll go over them next so
you can see just how cringey you are in the
dating world right after this. It's a double show. What's up?
If you're a vegetable, you'd be a cuecumber? What of cucumbers?

(43:30):
My name's Court, Yeah, and we should totally meet up.
See a picture of a cucumber. It's a double show.
And the dating world could be tough, especially when you're
on the dating apps and have to deal with guys
like Court. That's why they did a poll and ask
people what the cringiest dating app texts are. Now you

(43:52):
can know how to not be so cringey when you're
online dating.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
You need to know this, please. Victoria is on hinge
like it's a full time job right now. Yeah, why
it's like a recent thing. Have you had a lot
of bad cheesy lines, guys.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
Bad cheesy note just no one starts a conversation. I
was telling Jubil and Brad and I walked in this
morning that I felt so bad because I sent them
three emails about it yesterday.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Than guys, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
Like, am I supposed to be the one to start
the message? And then what do I say?

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Hi? Hey, what's up? You up? I'm not gonna see
you up? But like I just as everyone said, I'm like,
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Here are some of the cringiest responses that you can
give on the dating apps. It says when somebody says
something like they need to go take a shower, and
you say without me, oh, okay, you can only.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Do that when you're actually dating somebody.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Yeah, I have a feeling that a lot of people
do that way too early on though.

Speaker 8 (44:44):
I believe that, Yeah, you should just not tell anybody
you're taking a shower, just like, just avoid the whole
thing altogether.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Just be not available for those fifteen twenties.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Especially if you're into dating guys, because there's no way
to tell a guy that without the masting going. They're
telling me that because they want me to think about
them showering. I get it without me sweet thing. Yeah,
like I had a whole life of worrying to know
you existed. Literally, No, I'm just going to take a shower.
What's another cringey response that you could give on a

(45:14):
dating app? Do you like bad boys or bad girls?
Depending on who you're texting?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Who texts that?

Speaker 17 (45:21):
Like?

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Ask us a question? I feel like I've been asked
that question on an actual date. What like not in
the text though, they're just like, so you like the
bad boys.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
They're just trying to fill you out, and that's like
their psychological tests. But what are you feeling at like,
I mean, and we already know.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
What that means psychology. Yeah, I mean it.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
Is because I'm sure that they like identify as some
version of that.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, just check it out. I'm going to be like
really emotionally unavailable.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
I'm probably trying to hook up with everybody but you,
and also you once in a while, but I respect you.
But if you're into that sort of thing, yeah, bad
boy right here, jacket.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
Another thing they say to not say on dating apps
is hey, sexy, what's your number?

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Yeah? I just asked for the number I've gotten, but
I haven't gone the number sexy.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I'm just like guys on dating apps or even on
social media to just throw it out there so much,
just hey, sexy, you're beautiful, you're hot. Yeah, you know,
and then they don't get responses. But every once in
a while, I think they must find somebody who's like, wow,
what a sweet talker.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Yeah, it's so strange call that part. Like when you
never met somebody and they call you sexy, it's very uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, because sexy is a whole vibe. It's one of
those things that's over you. Is like genius.

Speaker 8 (46:44):
We call too many people a genius, right, I think
we call too many people sexy.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
They started switching on dating apps, Hey genius, what's your number?
Come across kind of rude, but also it would interest you.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
Genus, Like are you mean sas? I bet you're smart?
Want to hang out? Yeah? Actually, I think that's way cooler.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
They say, don't send the eggplant emoji when you're starting
to talk to somebody on the dating it's the banana.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Yeah, and that feels like it's common sense. I actually
had somebody look at one of my pictures once when
I was on these apps. So I'm a I'm a
hoop girly. I was wearing the hoops. This one guy
sends a message and he goes, you know what they
say about girls that wear big hoops?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
What do they say? The bigger the hoops, the bigger
the ho Yep, I didn't know that. I've never heard
that before. I'm a fan of hoopeerings, but I didn't
know that.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Yeah, the bigger the hoops and bigger than that. And
I was just like cool.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
He actually thought that was going to get him somewhere.
Oh my god, did you just call me it? Oh
my goodness, you're so sweet. That's not working for you, brother. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
The number one thing they say not to do when
you start talking to somebody on the dating app is
send pics. Rated it as one of the rudest or
cringiest things that you can do when sending a message
to somebody that you first start talking to on the
dating app.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
We're talking about specific picks though, right It just says.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
Well, I think there's already so many pictures on these apps, right,
Like it's so visual already, which.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Is part of the problem of the apps, I think.
And so, yeah, sending picks is weird.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
I like that really, Yeah, Like I don't like a
picture of you that's a selfie or you in the mirror,
but if you're cooking, look what I'm doing, or if
it's like we've been talking like a couple times and
you're like, hey, I'm at the park with my dog,
and like you send a picture like that.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Like I'm kind of into it.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
You're starting to show what your life is like, not
the creepy stuff, but like regular stuff.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
If I like that.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
My apps are just in everything that I do. I'm
at the park with my dog. You can't see the
park or my dog, but my shirt is off.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
So you know, a.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Few more things that ranked high are don't say you're
so hot and spell hot ha w t h a.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
W I'm so hot.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
I guess it is still a thing that was reserved
for like your guess and your girl, you know, mama
like that, don't ask.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
What are you wearing the gonna anyway? Yeah, don't ask
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:25):
I got that one, don't use the word hey with
multiple wys hey exclamation points, I hate that, and don't
use the letters D T F. They also say without
a question mark this proper punctuation. Of course, it's time

(49:47):
for ninas. What's trending?

Speaker 5 (49:48):
The ultimate multitasking tool has been invented. It is a
vape a phone kind of. You can't talk on it,
but you can text and check your social media and
a fitness tracker all in one.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
Okay, I don't I mean.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yes, I didn't see. I definitely saw game controller. Yeah something.
Actually it does that too. It does more than I
just named.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
So there's a company called Swipe that has created this
vape pen that does a lot. It does have games
on it, and also it's disposable, so once it's over,
like there's no more vape juice left, you throw it
away and you get the next one and then you
attach all of whatever it is that you need.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I'm assuming there's like apps that go with it to
make sure.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
That its change your number, changing the fitness tracker, and
it's like you're vaping right now, thank you great zero.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
Yeah, it's pretty wild.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
It's twenty dollars for one, which is actually kind of reasonable.
I mean, it doesn't say how long they last, but
I guess that would also depend on your vape habit.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Yeah, it seems entertaining at the very least. Yeah, definitely,
you could get your stick like your steps in just
like walk walk.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I don't know, I don't know how the idea of
it seems about, I'm gonna start vaping in studio like
the big you know this huge clouds that one, Yeah,
doing it, like we'll be talking right here, he goes,
just look over and there just blown some smokest clouds.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
On the size of your whole hand. Yeah, you'd be like, God,
he's so cool. Is that what we would think?

Speaker 17 (51:21):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
So, in other news, Kim Kardashian got a new acting role.
And I know what kind of sounds cringey that I'm
talking about this, but this is very interesting. She's going
to be playing her actual divorce lawyer. So if you've
been following any Hollywood breakups, there's this divorce lawyer. Her
name's Laura Wasser, and she's kind of infamous and a
badass and making sure that people get everything in these divorces.

(51:46):
So Ryan Murphy's developed this new Hulu show and it's
called All's Fair, which is also the name of Laura
Wasser's podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
So Kim is going to play Laura. Why doesn't Laura
just play Laura? Yeah, because Kim. I'll be honest.

Speaker 14 (52:04):
If someone's like, hey, listen, Kim Karashian's gonna play you
in a movie, I was like, let's not do the movie.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Let's not do.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I love it if Kim Karashian played me in a movie.
I would like to see how they did that. Also,
I've wanted cakes like that for a long time.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Her, but don't change them case.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah, accurate depiction of my booty.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
I'm sure that's what Laura Wesser is saying as well.

Speaker 7 (52:31):
Halle Berry's gonna be in that movie. Also, though, actually
has a good cast or do I think it's funny?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Yeah, it's a series. It's a TV series. Actually, I
think it sounds really interesting. I'm just surprised that she
got the lead like that. But anyway, we'll see how
that plays out. Speaking of TV, Netflix is getting very
frustrating and it has become such a tease.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Do we all agree?

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Let me explain why, because now when new seasons come out,
they have to break it up into two. We just
found out about Emily in Paris, which is very exciting.
August fifteenth, the first part of the next season comes out,
but then they don't like do the second half until September.
Why because they want to tease you and be like,
look at how good and this juicy? This is now
sit wait, drink ice water and wait until the next round.

(53:11):
And what do they do between every one of those
change their pricing.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
In Paris? You gotta pay for it?

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yea, wow, it's actually really freebasing you a little bit
of Emily in Paris, and then they're just upping the
charge later on.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
She hooked, it's serious. It's the same thing with Cobra Kai.
I just finished the first half of the new season.
Now I got to sit here and be patient.

Speaker 8 (53:31):
Yeah, and I'm gonna pay those because remember they're taking
away the basic level. They are now your cheapest one
is like four dollars more.

Speaker 7 (53:39):
What why, let's go back to the time when it
was eight dollars.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
Yeah, Victoria, I don't watch any of those shows.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
What's annoying? You gotta roll up, thank you right now.

Speaker 13 (53:54):
I am livid, am brad, I feel it, so do you
feel it too.

Speaker 1 (54:04):
Just know that you're not alone. That's what's trending.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Absolutely sweet?

Speaker 1 (54:15):
What is it?

Speaker 17 (54:17):
So?

Speaker 22 (54:18):
My ex girlfriend, So I was with her and we
wasn't actually really together, but we was dating and.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
She went on a trip and she ended up hooking.

Speaker 22 (54:29):
Up with her ex girlfriend and came back and then
she told me, and then I was like, you know,
kind of bummed about it. But then she tried to
hook me up with one of her friends and I
was like, nah, I'm cool. I don't want to mess
with her. So we kind of separated for a hot minute,
but then we ended up getting back together. But before

(54:51):
we got back together, I ended up hitting her friends
and we actually hooked up a couple of times, and
I never told her, And then we was in a
relationship for three years and I never told her that
I actually hooked up with her friend later on, So
you know, it was kind of like a little sweet
revenge for me.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
There's a lot of moving parts to that, you ever.

Speaker 22 (55:16):
Know, I never told her to the day, I never
told her, but her friend, like I used to do
patrol and I used working and her friends stayed like
like where I worked at, and I hit her up.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
She was like, yeah, come through, and I.

Speaker 22 (55:28):
Ended up going through there, and we ended up hanging
out and then being led to another and we ended
up looking up and then like maybe like a couple
of days later, he hit me up again and I
went back over there. We hooked up again, and then
I stopped talking to her, and then I got back
with my ex girlfriend and then we was together in
a relationship for three years and I never told her
I hooked up with her friend. Well, yeah, no problem, man,

(55:55):
you gots rock now every morning, aid, I have a
good day.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
You took all right?

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Buye? Hello? Hello, Okay, what's up? You have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 3 (56:06):
I do?

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 3 (56:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 23 (56:09):
I just started dating this guy, and uh, you know,
now we're starting to meet each other's families. And as
I'm meeting his family, I'm realizing that literally all of
the other guys.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
In his family are way hotter than him.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Are they Are they single?

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Some of them, I mean his brother, but like his
dad isn't.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Are you thinking about switching family members?

Speaker 15 (56:40):
Like I would be lying if I said that thought
didn't enter my mind.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
But you know, it's like it's too late for that.
I don't know what you do with that.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I guess you use it as inspiration, right, and you
look around the room and you go upstairs and you say, let's.

Speaker 9 (56:54):
Go, but.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Close your eyes and let whatever.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Yeah, you can do that, just to be careful that
you don't say the wrong name, right, trying not to
learn any.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
Of their name.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
What if she said the dad's name.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Instead of like calling me daddy, it's like call me
your daughter real quick. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Thank what's your dirty little secret?

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