Dirty Little Secret - Did we find the youngest clepto?

How old was he when he started stealing?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubiles dirty little Secret. Hello, oh hey, you have a
dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes I do, of course, sweet.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
So?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
When I was like about like like six, seven years old,
I used to steal money from my mom a lot,
and then I took a purse and I ended up
finding a hundred dollars bill and I took it, and then, yes,
I did, so I went to the liquid store to
get me a little snack and then it was my

(00:33):
first time getting cash back, and I'm like, oh crap.
I got the money up, and then I came home afterwards,
and then I had the money stacked in the bathroom
and then I ended up forgetting that I left in there,
and then and then it was gone, and I assume
it was my mom that took it, and I can't

(00:53):
tell her like, oh, where's my money? I should be thinking, yeah,
and then should be thinking like what kind of seven
year old boy would have money? You know? And then
I can say anything because I would be grounded or
whatever you call it.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Right, son, she still has your money?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh yeah, this was like years ago. And then I couldn't,
you know, just tell her, And then and then I
end up stealing more money from her.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
She just laughs about it.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I was like in elementary school at that day, and
then there's always a books fair.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
You know those book fairs, man, they really just take
a lot of money from me.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's the thing about book fairs. They contribute to childhood delinquency.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah. I used to love just buying things over there,
and then I would like sneakily steal at the.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Book fair, Like I would buy everything but books at
the book fair. Do they have the book fairs all
kinds of stuff, like cool racers, like fun little pens.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Magic pens where it's like you could only it's like
you couldn't see it unless you had a little light.
The pen had the light on it, so you could
like to write secret messages to your friends. Do those
book fairs be taking money?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You're saying you steal.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
From the book fair.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Damn, I think I've never been to a book fair.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
So much fun.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, thank you for your little.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Secret, man, Yeah, thanks, of course.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Text? Shoebol to four one oh six one