Gold Digger Test

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I assumed everyone asking why there's no awady signed on

(00:01):
the Eiffel Tower right now we're joking.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It has come to my attention that you guys are serious.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
And I don't know how to tell you this, but
those are the Olympic rings.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's the Jewel Show. What people are confused by the
Olympic rings on the Eiffel Tower, thinking why is Audi advertising?
How they pay for that ad? That's crazy, that's funny
the Jebel Show. And you might be getting lied to. Oh,
it could also be a great thing for you and
your future that you're getting lied to. Why do I

(00:30):
say that? Because one woman's story is going viral about
something a guy lied to her about on a date,
so she ghosted him and now the entire internet says
that she's insane for doing what she did. Also, there's
a new trend of a certain type of guy lying
to you on a first date because of it, a
new kind of we'll tell you what is next so
you can see if you're getting lied to in the
best way. I'll tell you what it is right after this.

(00:52):
It's the jebil Show. Look, Kai, yes, good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Just know that if you're driving in front of me.
You may not be in a hurry, but I am,
and I've got places to go and people to see.
So if you could please take your head out of
her and put your foot on the gas, I would
certainly appreciate. I don't care if you drive a twenty
twenty five Maserati or if you drive a two thousand
and one box.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Get out of my way, because I'm coming.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Through, whether you like it or whether you don't.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
And I've got good insurance, so you might want to
take that into consideration.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I'm sure there's a lot of people that can feel
that today. And you know how it is. You go
out on a date with somebody and you want to
put your best foot forward, so you might tell a
little white lie in order to get the person to
like you. I know, for me, I always tell women
I'm a starting forward for the Los Angeles Lakers, right,
or a bad thing that they believe me. I don't

(01:45):
know of that checked out, Or I'm very busy at
work because I started this little company called SpaceX. You
tell them you're helo. Yes. Well, there's one story going
viral of a woman being lied to on a first date,
and so she was angry about it, and people are
actually calling her insane for being angry about it. We'll
tell you what happened, because there's a new trend of

(02:07):
also this type of guy lying on a first date.
Here's how the story went. The woman said she went
out on a date with a guy that she met
through a dating app and the date started out good.
They had a great time until she asked him what
he does for work. He said that he's a tradesman,
and then she asked what kind and he seemed to
hesitate for a second and then said a carpenter. Okay,

(02:28):
why he hesitate because he was lying, Oh, he's not
a carpenter. She started asking him questions like what kind
of carpentry does he do? Furniture, structural roofing, all kinds
of things, and he was very vague about it, and
he ended up admitting that he was lying and he's
not a carpenter. Okay, he was testing her. What Apparently

(02:48):
there's a new trend of guys doing a gold digger test. Oh,
come on. Apparently he makes a lot of money and
wants women to like him because of his personality, not
for his money, so he has to be cautious and
He made up a low paying job as a test
to see if she actually liked him for just him,
and she got upset that he lied and then ended
up not going on another date with him.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Okay, yeah, that was dumb on her part. But this
is kind of exciting because now you go on a date,
there could be a surprise at the end. You could
have gotten the golden ticket. You know, you go on
a date, You're talking to him in the back of
your head, I'm like, is he gonna tell me he's
a carpenter? So really we know that he's about to
be a millionaire, and I good be too.

Speaker 7 (03:27):
This is what we're defending against, Nina. Now there's going
to be so many women. It's not really a carpenter.
It's a billionaire. Great, now we're all going to be delusional.
And he's like, no, I really am a carpenter.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Carpenters like make pretty good money too.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
They do, And I know she's not a bad sure,
but it's exciting if you get to unwrap the present.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
There's a new trend of guys that make a lot
of money not telling women what they do or lying
about their job on a first date to see if
the woman actually likes them for them. I support it
on what Yeah, I do why because I've been burnt
by a lot of people who really just wanted to
take advantage of me for what I have.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
I guess, but like, why do you gotta put me
through tests? Like the last guy that I went on
a date with put me through a test. It was
like so weird, Like I.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Don't get the test he gave you, Victoria bro. This
was like the most mind boggling thing to me. He
was asking me.

Speaker 8 (04:16):
He's like, let's play a game, and I'm like, okay,
I like games, and you can play like rocketswers. No,
it was a game where he's like, okay, so you're
in a box and then there's a box in the
middle of the room. And I was like, it's like
a psychological thing though he got from TikTok, I guess
and like I spent it to Brad.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
So he said, you're in a box in the middle
of the room, and then.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
What and then there's another box in the middle of
the room. Okay, so then like you have to say,
like what color is the box? And I was like,
I don't know, hees what's in the box? I was like,
I don't know, you're the one who put the box there.
He's like, he's like, but you're in the box, and
I'm like, wait what. I was so confused, but I
was Okay, that's a red flag right there. Some guy's like, Hey,
there's a box in the middle of the room and
you're in it. That's creepy, really scary.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
No, it's just the thing I think is carefully you
have to be careful about with tests, is that you
just shouldn't let the other person know that they're being tested.
I feel like it's okay for you to have kind
of your own measurement of whether or not somebody's going
to pass and make their way to the next date,
whatever that question is or whatever it is that makes
you feel comfortable, but you shouldn't be telling them that
they're being tested, because that's going to make somebody feel

(05:19):
really uncomfortable, and then they're gonna judge you, and then
it's gonna all.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Blow up in your face. They're true, but I guess
if you tell someone they're a carpenter and they believe you,
then six months down the road you have to go, hey,
so I'm not a carpenter. I own a carbenter company
and I make a lot of money doing it. I mean,
are they going to be mad aitude that you lied
after six months?

Speaker 9 (05:36):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (05:38):
I also think that here's the issue I have with
this being a trend for guys on the internet. It's
that most of the guys who are giving these gold
digger tests don't have any gold Oh they're literally like
a gold digger, bro, you weren't at McDonalds when you're
a manager and have been for six months.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Just wants me for my cash and the fact that
I wear uniform and women love the gray and yellow uniform.

Speaker 7 (06:07):
The other part about this is I feel like a
lot of men who are doing this test are what
I like to call temporarily embarrassed millionaires, meaning someday they're
gonna be millionaires in billionaires, but they're on their.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Way up and they don't want a gold digger. Dude,
Come on, one day, I'm going to make a million
dollars and I have to trust if you actually love
me for me, Well, you don't have a million dollars
right now, right like, so you liking you for who
you are right now? She likes you for who you
are right now when you do become a millionaire, You're
probably gonna trade up. That's what happens. Yeah, pull a

(06:39):
Jeff's house. I mean yeah, I'm paranoid of people on
dates and stuff like that because I've been taking advantage
of a lot, right, Yeah. Like I literally had an
ex girlfriend from like seven years ago, right, seven years ago? Yes, yikes?
Email me, so I've been yeah, yeah, I lost few relationships,

(06:59):
have complete taken advantage of me. And I think they
were in it for one thing and one thing only,
and that was for a comfortable life, honestly, right, And
she emailed me seven years go by. I opened up
my email box the other day and I'm like, weird,
that's like an old email of hers get highlighted or something.
I'm like, no, that's from today. Oh wow. I open
it up and she's asking me for money. Why why

(07:24):
to take care of the dog that we got together.
When we got a dog over seven years ago, over
seven years ago, and the dog's just old, right, seven
years old, poor little guy. I know I missed him,
but also what seven years he goes? I suppose I
could get pet insurance to make it cheaper on you.
I suppose you could just not expect. A response to

(07:45):
this email.

Speaker 6 (07:47):
Sumption was that okay, that's different and not okay on
so many levels.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Hey, Kathy's responding to I'm a carpenter. Now, would you
be mad if somebody did a gold digger test on you? Yeah?
I would?

Speaker 10 (08:09):
Okay, I actually I actually have a funny story. Can
I tell him?

Speaker 9 (08:14):
Or do you have a minute?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yes? We do?

Speaker 10 (08:17):
Okay, Well right now, I mean, I'm married, and.

Speaker 11 (08:23):
You know, my husband's a truck driver.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
And it's cool, it's very nice. You know, he's like
kind of like being married to a rock star. Like
he goes on the road just when you need a break. Yeah,
and then and then when you get lonely and.

Speaker 12 (08:34):
Miss him, he comes back, you know, exactly without without
the groupies hopefully. But yeah, but anyway, like but before him,
before I found my prince.

Speaker 11 (08:54):
You know, I do believe this.

Speaker 10 (08:55):
I'm very Catholic, and I am very shy, and I
only and went out on two dates in my life.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
In your entire life, yeah.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
My entire life, I was until that point. And you're
not going to believe this, but it's true.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
My first date was with Bill.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Gates back in the day.

Speaker 12 (09:16):
Yes, like Microsoft, Yes, the micro thought, dude, but I
had yes, but this is back in the day, and
I had no idea who he was.

Speaker 10 (09:25):
And he told me ironically that he was a truck driver.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
And I was like, that's amazing, Well he should be
doing that.

Speaker 10 (09:39):
And I totally felt I know, I totally was like, oh,
you're really sweet, you know, and he seemed really bright,
but you know.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
I was like, so you blew him off.

Speaker 13 (09:51):
Yeah, now you're a truck driver.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 9 (10:00):
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 14 (10:07):
Huh, Hi, is this is Trevor calling from Drake Cleaning?
Is it Shane?

Speaker 9 (10:13):
Yeah, this is Shane. Is my jacket gun?

Speaker 14 (10:17):
So that's why I'm calling you because like you have
that really cool jacket in here for us to dry clean.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Okay, what is it ready?

Speaker 14 (10:27):
So it's gonna be like a lot longer until we
can get it back to you, Like.

Speaker 9 (10:34):
Okay, you guys told me we'll be ready in today's Yeah.

Speaker 14 (10:37):
So we yeah, we did say that, but then like
we had like a little bit of a mishap and
so there's like, what do you mean. So there's like
a it got a tear and like a stain in it, so.

Speaker 11 (10:53):
A tear and yeah, and so what happened?

Speaker 14 (10:58):
Okay, so I'll just tell you, but like if you promise,
go ahead, okay, but do you promise like not to
get like mad?

Speaker 9 (11:05):
What are you? Are you a child?

Speaker 15 (11:08):
No?

Speaker 9 (11:08):
What happened?

Speaker 14 (11:09):
I'm not a child because like I work here, like
and and like I.

Speaker 9 (11:13):
Don't have to have what happened?

Speaker 14 (11:16):
Like, you know, what is your first job? My first job?
I was like sixteen, but like I'm a lot older
than that now, So.

Speaker 9 (11:23):
Just tell me what happened.

Speaker 14 (11:25):
Oh so okay, So that jacket is super sweet, like
it's really cool, and like I was on tender, you know,
and like anyway, I got a date, which I don't
get many of and so like.

Speaker 11 (11:40):
Yeah, I can see why you don't get many dates.

Speaker 14 (11:42):
You work do It's clear of like kind of a workaholic,
you know, like dry cleaning is my life. So anyway,
so I borrowed your jacket for my date and then
like she spilled wine on it, and then also like
things got pretty hot and heavy.

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Jacket to a date, That jacket.

Speaker 14 (12:03):
Super sweet.

Speaker 11 (12:04):
I had to I won that.

Speaker 9 (12:05):
Jacket on an auction. It was fifteen thousand dollars and
you took it to a date.

Speaker 14 (12:12):
Yeah, and like honestly, I can see why that jacket
is like so was so expensive or whatever, because like
like it works, like you know, I think because I
was earning the jacket, like things got hot and heavy
and then like I was.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
Like, you're not real off.

Speaker 11 (12:30):
I've never spoken to anybody so dumb and unprofessional.

Speaker 16 (12:34):
So you're telling me that you took my jacket on
a date that you got on tender.

Speaker 14 (12:38):
Yeah, and like she spilled wine on it. So technically
like the stain isn't my fault, but the rip like
was my fault, because.

Speaker 9 (12:45):
Like everything is your fault.

Speaker 11 (12:47):
Was little.

Speaker 14 (12:49):
I can see that, Like you're upset, but I would
like to make it better if I got like.

Speaker 9 (12:54):
Listen, you can't make it better.

Speaker 17 (12:55):
There is no way that you were a little dump
makes enough money to fix this.

Speaker 14 (12:59):
Well what if okay, so what if I'd be willing
to give you a chef outfit that we just got
in in exchange, Like you know, I know it doesn't
fully replace the jack appaid.

Speaker 17 (13:09):
You said, a chef outf it like you no, no, no,
you listen, you better you better save that chef up
it because after I'm done and you get fired.

Speaker 9 (13:18):
You're gonna need it. I'm getting in my car right now,
I'm gonna be there.

Speaker 11 (13:21):
I'm like, what ten minutes away?

Speaker 9 (13:23):
Dude, you you better not be there. It better be
somebody smarter there talking toout.

Speaker 14 (13:27):
Okay, well in that case, then I'll let you know
that it's a prank phone call and your girlfriend set
you up.

Speaker 9 (13:34):
A frank phone call.

Speaker 11 (13:35):
That's all you're gonna try and get out of this one.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
No, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone break on you and your girlfriend. Tarra set
you up.

Speaker 9 (13:42):
Seriously that this is this is how you're gonna is that?
Is that what you guys do at the drag coaner?
You just mess around with your customers.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
No, it's not a drag cleaner. It's a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Your girlfriend listens to it
and wanted me to mess with you because she said,
do you love your jacket?

Speaker 9 (13:55):
Oh my god? No, are you pleased something here?

Speaker 11 (13:58):
Are you serious?

Speaker 9 (13:58):
It's really a radio show?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Like yes, like the fine, the jacket is fine, I think, coude?

Speaker 9 (14:07):
So you really convince me that some idiot bore my
jacket on a baby hat on Cinder, wake up.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
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Speaker 6 (15:07):
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Speaker 2 (15:11):
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Speaker 7 (15:18):
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Speaker 2 (15:21):
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Speaker 7 (15:23):
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Speaker 6 (15:31):
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But it's interesting that they're looking for that replacement because
Stranger Things made so much money for Netflix with the
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So we'll see what happens. When TV is life, you
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(15:52):
you watch, I love television.

Speaker 8 (15:54):
I'm sorry, Oh, it's a suitable and Brad booth with
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Speaker 2 (16:00):
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Speaker 6 (17:07):
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Speaker 2 (17:12):
I saw that.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
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Speaker 8 (17:23):
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put them in your house because if anything ever happens,
I don't know where to go.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
So I'm going to go to your house building a bunker.
You know, I want to start doomsday prepping. Listen, when
I was growing up.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
Listen, when I was growing up, my mom's husband had
the basement full of everything. We had everything you can
need for twenty thirty forty years. It was wild. We
had all these types of buckets, We had all these
sorts of things we used to go searching for, like
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Speaker 6 (17:57):
Myself, like, wait, why are we not ask the question
how it can have twenty five year shelf life? Aren't
we worried about the food that can last for.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Twenty You should worry about it if there is an apocalypse. Yeah, money, food, allergy,
survival of the fittest Nina.

Speaker 11 (18:17):
Kill me.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
So whether or not the apocalyps or the bucket, I
guess it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
In the bunker by bye, it's just a fun fact
as well.

Speaker 7 (18:28):
I don't think the apocalypse is going to happen in
one like fell Swoop. I think it's gonna happen slowly
and you're not gonna know what's happening till it's too late.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
So go get your buckets. I will live in your
bunker now. Yeah, I'll go in the first round. Good
time to get ready to say. I was actually thinking
about that in the shower this morning. I was like, man,
I would just like to go to the desert and
live like in the ground for a while. Yeah, a bunker.
You should build bunkery serious?

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Yeah, and you start doomsday prepping for have you seen
the TV show Lost No where they live underground in
a bunker?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Wait, why do you been part of it? Yeah? Okay,
Yeah that's what I'm want to do. I've seen doomsday
preppics before, and I respect all those guys because they
know it's up. Ready.

Speaker 6 (19:07):
If you're listening and you've already done all of this,
you guys can start a club and helped you will
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Speaker 18 (19:13):
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Speaker 2 (19:20):
Andy is on the phone today for our first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named Serena.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call her and
see if she'll tell us why she's a ghostinger and
maybe get him another date. But first, Andy, how long
has it been since you heard from Serena?

Speaker 5 (19:32):
It's been two weeks?

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Have you been counting? Yeah? Yeah, okay, that's so frustrating.
Have you reached out to her?

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Yeah, I've reached out. I've sent her some texts and stuff,
but yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 9 (19:44):
I'm not. I haven't heard anything back.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Why don't you go back and tell us about the date?
How did you meet her?

Speaker 19 (19:50):
So we met him Bumble, and we spent a few
weeks talking and facetiming before we actually met up the
first time, so it's.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Like, I feel like we got to know each other
a little bit.

Speaker 19 (20:01):
We eventually planned to meet at a cafe that we
both are into, and we were going to do a
bike ride and drinks later and stuff, and I was
really excited to meet her in person, but.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, she never ended up being able to show up.
Did not actually have the date?

Speaker 19 (20:18):
No, actually, because about twenty minutes before I was you know,
I've been sending way to get the coffee shop, and
she sent me a text that her dog was sick
and something got picked so she needed to take them
to the vet and never ended up happening, and I
and I was really excited, like I I ended up
wearing a T shirt, these plaid shorts and sneakers that

(20:39):
you know, she's kind of like telling me to wear
beforehand so that she could find me.

Speaker 5 (20:43):
But you know, I was, I was.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
Happy, you were happy, So she told you what to wear.
You guys planned this whole date. And then so her
dog got sick. Did she ever give you an update
on her dog? Like what happened with.

Speaker 11 (20:56):
That after that?

Speaker 16 (20:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (20:58):
I haven't.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
I honestly haven't really heard. So that's where yeah, I'm
trying to figure it out.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
How did you respond to that text?

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Cause oh yeah, yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah no. When she
sent me that, I that's okay.

Speaker 19 (21:08):
So I responded like I just kind of said, bummer,
and I said hope your dog is okay, because I was.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
I was really sad at the time.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
But I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
I've looked back and I've read that text a million times, and.

Speaker 19 (21:18):
I feel like maybe I maybe I wasn't a little cold.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Would she have expected you to say more?

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Maybe maybe maybe I should offer to go with her?

Speaker 6 (21:31):
So has anything happened then between that text message and
maybe all those face times? You know, like if you're
talking for the past couple of weeks, you kind of
start to build what is it about her that makes
you want to see her again? Like if this girl
just disappears, like, don't you kind of feel like screw you?

Speaker 14 (21:44):
Then?

Speaker 12 (21:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (21:45):
I mean I think she's first of all beautiful, and
I felt like our personalities kind of balanced each other out,
and you know, she seems like she does once and
I'm happy to give that to her.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
So okay, Okay, So you just ghosted you basically for
the date, like she didn't show up and then hasn't
responded to you since, saying that she couldn't make it
because her dog.

Speaker 19 (22:07):
Was sick, right, And yeah, again, like I don't know
if I just responded wrong at the time, it wasn't
you know nice.

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Enough, but hopefully, hopefully we can get it worked out.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
What if, like something really bad happened to her dog.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
That's also a concern of mine too.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Yeah, would I be mad at a bummer, Like if
somebody responds bummer if your dog sick? I mean maybe
I would have been like, Okay, maybe, yeah, you know,
maybe that's what she's like, bummer is more than a bummer? Yeah? Maybe?
All right, Andy, Well we'll try to figure it out.
We'll play a song and then come back and call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and maybe get you another date. Okay, all right,
we get your first date follow up next. Right in

(22:44):
the middle of today's first date follow up, if you're
just joining us, Andy is on the phone and he's
getting ghosted by Serena. So in a second we're going
to call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another date. But first, Andy,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation?

Speaker 9 (22:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:57):
So I met Streena on Bumble.

Speaker 19 (22:58):
We've spent a few weeks to walking facetiming before we
finally met or plans to meet up in person. And
then during that time, you know, I wore a T shirt,
plaid shorts, white shoes that she told me to pick out.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
I was waiting for her and I got a text
that said her dog was sick and that she need
to take me to the vet. So the date never
happened and I haven't heard from her sex.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
And it might be because he responded, bummer, all right, Andy,
are you ready to call her?

Speaker 15 (23:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man speak to Serena. Please. Yeah,
Hi Serena. My name is Jewbel, I host to Rato show.

(23:47):
It's called the Jewbel Show. Hi, Serena. I'm Nina. The
whole show's here. Hi, and I'm Victoria. How are you Hi?

Speaker 17 (23:54):
I'm good.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
We're calling you today because we got an email about
you from somebody who listens to the show and they
wanted us to call you. Okay, So we do a
segment on the show. It's called the first Date follow Up.
What that is is if you go out on a
date with somebody and then you end up ghosting them,
they can ask us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. So a dude named
Andy emailed us. He told us about your date, well,

(24:18):
the date that didn't happen, and then asked if we
could call you and ask why are you ghosted him?

Speaker 17 (24:24):
Wow, that's really cute. You know, he's that far to
see what happened, So you.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Think it's cute. Is your dog? Okay?

Speaker 17 (24:34):
No, no I didn't. It's just not what I thought
he would be.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
And uh, it's the dog. Is your dog? Okay? No?

Speaker 11 (24:42):
Andie do you have a dog?

Speaker 14 (24:45):
Even?

Speaker 20 (24:47):
No? Whoa? I mean we chatted for a while on
a bumble. It was nice getting to know him. Yeah,
and he also like, I actually don't have a dog.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
I figured that's where it was going, thank you.

Speaker 11 (25:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (25:07):
So I when I walked up to go to the
date they wouldn't go on. I just saw him sitting
there like a puppy dog. He had like a rose
and some dirty white sneakers, and I'm just like, I'm
not busy, but how am I keep sept? The sneakers
just kind of shows a.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Lot, you know, So it's the dirty shoes.

Speaker 17 (25:27):
Yeah, Like I don't know, just it wasn't He didn't
look like he did any pictures, but.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
He had a rose there.

Speaker 17 (25:35):
Yeah, but it's just like I was just sitting there
like a like a bad puppy dog. Like it's just like,
I don't know, you sound.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Like you could bull doze in. I mean sometimes sometimes
that's sometimes that's the thing. I mean, it sounds a
little shallow, but sometimes you know, if you're gonna like
be too much for somebody.

Speaker 20 (25:52):
Yeah, and if I did have a dog and he
replied a bummer or your dogs, like come.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
On, okay, so it was because he was sitting like
a puppy dog and he had dirty sneakers.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Oh so what did dirty sneakers say about him? Man
to you?

Speaker 17 (26:08):
I mean, come on, it's the first date. If you
can't like seeing your shoes or like wear some like,
come on, like was it.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
A nice like fancy restaurant that you were going to.

Speaker 17 (26:18):
I mean it wasn't a fatty restaurant.

Speaker 20 (26:20):
It was just like a caffe But so come on, like,
come on, just at least wash your shoes or buying
a new pair on a first beat.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
I get presenting yourself nicely. I wouldn't And we don't
have to go as far as buying new shoes, but
I mean keeping them, you know, do you think about that?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I do? I try not to wear dirty shoes if
I go places. But also yeah, but I'm one of
those people that always wants, you know, tries to clean
my shoes and stuff too. Right, Some people don't care.

Speaker 20 (26:45):
Though, I mean, well I cared, and I was just
sitting there with like a rose, like not even like
a boltage of like a rose.

Speaker 17 (26:52):
Oh now it's really blimpy, you know.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Well okay, well, thank you for telling us. And now, Serena,
I'll let you know that Andy is actually on the
phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
What.

Speaker 19 (27:08):
I'm a wimp because I had dirty shoes and a rose.
You lied about having a sick dog.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
I was wearing when you told.

Speaker 16 (27:17):
Me to wear.

Speaker 20 (27:19):
I didn't tell you to wear dirty shoes. And you know,
come on, first impression that kind of big.

Speaker 19 (27:26):
Well, I went out and bought a new shirt and
plaid shorts because I didn't have any I wasn't thinking
about my shoes.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (27:33):
Oh that's a bummer.

Speaker 19 (27:35):
So you so you saw me sitting there and instead
of coming up to me and saying anything like an adult,
you just walked away and hid lied about having a
dog that was sick.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
And you're saying that I'm awa.

Speaker 17 (27:49):
Yeah, I mean a little bit, and you don't even
look like your pictures.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
So you know what, you didn't look like your pictures either,
you didn't look evil.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Well, I think that was appropriate time to ask Serena,
would you like to go on another date with Andy?
Will pay for it?

Speaker 11 (28:04):
H No, thank you? No, good luck, though I.

Speaker 9 (28:08):
Wish you the ba Andy.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Somebody's gonna appreciate your rose.

Speaker 11 (28:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
I think I'm dodging a bullet.

Speaker 19 (28:16):
You know what, well, I'll pay attention to if you
ever do end up getting a dog, and I'm gonna
call ASPC on you, because yeah, you shouldn't be on an.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Animals Juble's first day follow up.

Speaker 18 (28:28):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Like It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You
Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on our own Victoria
Ramirez in a pool floating game of trivia for all
the trivia glory. Also, speaking of pool floating, don't get
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(29:21):
to get little Vicky's head all ready to go for
the game. You ready, word association Victoria? Okay, first word
that comes to mind when I say tell a tubby
purple splash, splish, splish, splash, taking a bath, dirty Vicky,

(29:41):
Vicky go, It is all right? You versus Victoria is
coming up right after this. It's the Jubile Show.

Speaker 16 (29:54):
Got room for one more If you still want to
go to ask where did you find that some kid
back in town traded the van for it.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Straight up, I can get seventy miles to the gallon.

Speaker 9 (30:03):
On this hog.

Speaker 14 (30:06):
You know, Lloyd, Just when I think you couldn't possibly
be any dumber, you go and do something like this.
I am totally redeem yourself.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Time for America is a favorite trivia game. You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's
gift card. And let's meet today's contestant for you versus
Victoria Jesse. What's up, Jesse?

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (30:32):
What's up? My man?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Not much? How you doing today?

Speaker 16 (30:36):
Oh yeah, I'm just uh not too great. I'm feeling
good now we're on the show here. I messed up
my knee a little bit. Uh God, for the show.
Let's not even worry about it. We're moving on.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Okay. I was gonna ask, how'd you mess it up?
And let's just move on?

Speaker 11 (30:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
All right. So you're playing hurt Victoria. Her allergies are
bugging here today too. She's also playing with an injury
even Steven. Yeah in Victoria out of the studio, Jesse.
The game is played like this. You have thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible if you don't know one.
Jesse passed and Victoria has to beat you, all right

(31:11):
to win? And she's going outside. The door is closing
and he's closed. All right, Jesse, here we go. You ready?

Speaker 11 (31:19):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (31:20):
Your time starts now.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
What was the original color of the Statue of Liberty?
What state did Sabrina Carpenter grow up in.

Speaker 16 (31:32):
With Johnson?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
What are clouds made of.

Speaker 16 (31:37):
Precipitation?

Speaker 2 (31:38):
How many seconds are there in a day?

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (31:42):
Quite a few?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
A few? Who was the original voice of Mickey Mouse?

Speaker 16 (31:49):
Oh? Again?

Speaker 2 (31:51):
When did the US drinking.

Speaker 6 (31:53):
Age rays from eighteen to twenty one?

Speaker 16 (31:57):
Nineteen fifty five?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Okay, all right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back
into the studio. Well, she's getting settled, Jesse. What's something
you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 16 (32:10):
What do you want to let him know?

Speaker 10 (32:11):
Anything?

Speaker 16 (32:12):
I got my son here? I think you want to
say something?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Oh sweet? What's his name? Oh? How much you get
for that? What's your son's name?

Speaker 11 (32:24):
His name is Gio?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
What is it? Jill Jio?

Speaker 20 (32:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
I like that name. That's cool, all right, I know
I always.

Speaker 9 (32:32):
Liked that, man.

Speaker 16 (32:33):
I wish it was my name, so he got it.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Intead, Geo, what do you think the chances of Victoria
beating your dad are? Okay?

Speaker 16 (32:40):
Yea, let him know ge All right, here.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
We go, Victoria thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know him, just say pass
and you have to beat Jesse outright to win, and Jesse,
you can tell Victoria win to go?

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Do you want to go?

Speaker 2 (33:03):
What was the original color of the Statue of Liberty?

Speaker 20 (33:06):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:06):
I know it's one? Uh well, hold it now gold?
What state did Sabrina Carpenter grow up in? Uh Los Cales, California?
What are clouds made of? Uh water? How many seconds
are there in a day?

Speaker 11 (33:22):
A lot?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Who was the original voice of Mickey Mouse? I don't know,
Doble Fresh? When to the US drinking age race from
eighteen to twenty one?

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Flame nineteen ninety What Apollo mission landed the first humans
on the Moon?

Speaker 14 (33:37):
Okay, second second and follow fun?

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Is it? Sorry? Well that was your guess, though I
was hoping you say, oh no, no, alright, let's just
send it on over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard producer bread.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Jesse got one correct and Victoria got one correct.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I know that made Jesse you win. Congratulations Jesse and
g Yeah, you got one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
Thank you for playing, and let's get the answers right
now with Nina.

Speaker 6 (34:15):
The statue of Liberty was originally brarown what wait, weathered
to green?

Speaker 2 (34:20):
Because it's green now. Sabrina Carpenter grew.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Up in Pennsylvania. Clouds are made of water. That's great precipitation.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Did we take that? Yep? We did?

Speaker 16 (34:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (34:30):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
How many seconds?

Speaker 6 (34:32):
There are eighty six four hundred seconds in a day?
Wal Walt Disney was the original voice of Mickey Mouse.
The US drinking age changed from eighteen to twenty one
in nineteen eighty four, and then Apollo eleven is the
mission that landed the first Humans.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
There's a one in it somewhere extra one.

Speaker 9 (34:49):
You totally know it.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
You basically got it. Jesse, thank you very much for
playing man.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
Yeah, thank you guy.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
Yep, Thans cuge GGG. Is there anything else you want
to say before we end the game?

Speaker 11 (35:04):
What do you want to you're thinking real hard.

Speaker 9 (35:12):
What collection.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's cool? I don't have any honors. I need to
get some.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
Wait, do you want to know a fun fact about otters?
They hold hands when they sleep so they don't float
away from each other.

Speaker 14 (35:30):
Oh my gosh, Hotter facts dot com.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Have you ever seen Yeah, they show pictures of them
sometimes on social media. They're sleeping and they're holding hands.
It's so cute. How don't you seen my discovery page?
Thanks Jesse and Geo. Take care play versus Victoria at
the same time every single weekday morning. Remember, if you
want to play Victoria, all you have to do is
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of things there. You can listen to every single phone prank.
You can listen to every single anything that we've ever
done on the show. You can also submit for phone
franks on there. Yeah, have fun.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
It's time take Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Billy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
He's been married to his wife Adrian for three years,
but they've been together for eight years and now he's
suspicious that something might be going on, so we'll see
if we can help him out. Billy, what was that, Man,
I'm sorry you're going through that. Tell us about your situation.

Speaker 11 (36:28):
Yeah, hey, thanks man, Yeah, that's that's that's it.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Like you said, we've been married for three who've been
together for eight, I'd say things have been going. Like recently,
things have been going pretty great for us. Like, you know,
we're on an upswing. We we just got a new house.
We're first time homeowners. We get to call the place hours,
you know, it's all hours.

Speaker 8 (36:51):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
All that stuff's going really well. Even like my work
life is going really well, Like I just got a
promotion on a bigger role at my company, so it's
like that's good, you know, more money for like our family.

Speaker 11 (37:06):
As far as home life goes, like we're still in
the process.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Of getting the house set up. It's taken a little
bit longer than I expected, just because I'm working and
and she's kind of at home, like getting like like
her style in there, like because she has an eye
for style, so it's like and she likes doing it,
so so it like kind of works out that she's
kind of like taken on like the house repairs and
like fixing it up and kind of making it ours

(37:31):
like here's here's kind of like I guess the reason
why I emailed you guys. It's like I've been so
busy with work that she like hired a contractor to
like help us work on like the bathroom. They're getting
the bathroom redone.

Speaker 11 (37:47):
This guy's like he's he's.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
Putting in like new floors, new showers, new new tile,
like the whole thing. This guy might And you know,
they've been hanging out at the house a lot lately
while I'm working. There's I've come home and they're There's
been like a couple of times where, like I swear
that like I feel like I interrupted something between like
my wife and Mike. Like I'll come home and she'll

(38:11):
she's like darts away from him real fast, Like if
they're in an area of the house, she like darts away.

Speaker 16 (38:17):
You know.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
Like I didn't say anything at the time. Maybe it's nothing,
but it's still just like kind of bugs me.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
You notice stuff like that that would bug me?

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Yeah, I just wonder if if you're looking for it, Billy,
because I mean, I don't know if you have a
contractor in your house, you're going to be together. And
I understand a man feeling uncomfortable with his wife being
alone with another man, but he's there to do a job.
So I don't know, is she doing anything else that
makes you feel like she could be cheating on you?

Speaker 11 (38:46):
She feels distant.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
It's like it's we just feel very distant too, So
like like maybe she's got on bored, you know, with us,
Like she looks happy and whatnot, like when she's working on.

Speaker 11 (38:56):
The house and stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
By the time I get home, like I'm during you know,
I know she's been working on the house. Am I
wasting time killing myself? Like working like this for no reason?
Like like the whole reason I am working like this
is for her, you know, Like I'm putting in all
these hours for her, for us, for the home, for
our lives.

Speaker 11 (39:20):
So you know, I don't know she she is.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
She has been distant and like like I said this
guy Mike, like they get along and like really well, and.

Speaker 11 (39:29):
Like she just come home, she starts.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
Away, But I just wanted to do like whatever I
can to like make her.

Speaker 11 (39:36):
Happy, you know. So that's just kind of like where
I'm sitting right now.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
All right, And you said that you have a good
way you think we could catch her?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Yeah, yeah, we So we go to like this cookie place,
like at least once a week every week. They got
like brand new flavors. The cookies are like huge, like
it's really good. So we go there a lot. So
I think that that would be and we're in like
the email list and stuff. They have our info, So
I think it would be like good to say.

Speaker 11 (40:04):
That you're from there, maybe like offer like some cookies
or something.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
Okay, yeah, well we'll see.

Speaker 11 (40:11):
If you know, I don't know, you guys know how
to do this, so I cookies.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Yeah, you can have a dozen cookies or you know,
could deliver to somebody that's a great guy. Yeah, we
can do that and then we'll see if she sends
them to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 11 (40:22):
Okay, yeah, it'd be great.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
All right, we'll play a song, come back, and then
call her and hopefully she isn't cheating, but if she is,
hopefully we can get your answer right after this with
the ketch theater next if you're just joining us for
its catch teater. Billy is on the phone and he
thinks that his wife of three years named Adrian might
be cheating on him. So we're going to see if
we can catch her hare in just a second. But
before we do that, Billy, why don't you refresh everybody's

(40:44):
memory on your situation.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
We've been married three years, together for eight we just
got a new house. I got a promotion. I've been
working a lot lately. She's fixing up the house. She
hired a contract or, this guy named Mike.

Speaker 11 (41:00):
I come home, he's.

Speaker 3 (41:02):
Still over like. She darts away from him real fast.
She's been distant.

Speaker 12 (41:07):
You know.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
I'm hoping that these guys can call from like this
cookie place that we visit a lot, and see if
maybe we could like trapper cheating or whatever.

Speaker 11 (41:14):
You know, I need to get to the bottom of all.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Right, Well, we'll call and pretend to me you're from
the cookie place and say that since you guys are
regular customers, she's won a gift box of cookies to
be delivered to somebody and she'll see I see if
she sends them to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 11 (41:27):
Okay, awesome, thank you.

Speaker 13 (41:29):
Yeah, Hello, Hi, this is Jordan calling from I was
looking for our valued customer, Adrian.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah, that's me, Hi, Adrian, Please don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. Thank you very much
for being such a loyal customer. We actually are calling
you today with a free gift.

Speaker 11 (41:55):
Oh that's awesome. What's a gift?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
A gift is a dozen cookies delivered to anybody that
you want. Seriously, yep, a dozen cookies. You can choose
which ones they are, and we can deliver them to
anybody they that you want within the United States. Because
you know our cookies are delicious, we'd love to spread
the love.

Speaker 11 (42:11):
Well man, that's awesome. Hell yeah, all right, yeah, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
If you know who you want to send them to
right now, I can take the information down.

Speaker 11 (42:19):
Yeah, absolutely, I know how I want to sind cookies too.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
First thing I will need is the first last name
of the person you like to send them to.

Speaker 11 (42:27):
Okay, it's Billy last name.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Okay. Would you like to put a note or anything
with it?

Speaker 11 (42:34):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, can think it's a bad word. Was
that cool?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Oh? I love bad words?

Speaker 11 (42:39):
Yeah, go for it. Then say free cookies.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
I love you, Okay, Adrian, this is actually Jewble from
The Jewel Show. It's a radio show.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Hi, Adrian, I'm mean on the show too. Listening to
all of this love about cookies, and your husband, Billy
is actually on the phone. He's been listening this whole time.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Well, why do you want to tell her? Do you
want to tell her why?

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
I'm like really happy right now. Hey, I'm like so, well, yeah,
I will let them explain it.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I guess Okay, Adrian, we do a segment on our
show called to Catch a Cheaters, where if you think
somebody might be being unfaithful, you try to see who
they'll send flowers or something to. In this case, cookies,
and so Billy has been a little suspicious and wanted
to suit.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Wait wait, wait, Billy, you think I'm cheating on you
and you called a radio station.

Speaker 11 (43:29):
But the good news maybe not You're not.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Uh so, I there's a lot going on. I'm really
happy right now, but I'm like, kind of I feel
like a little embarrassed, like I thought you were cheating
on me with Mike.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Honestly, I'm glad you're because I'm kids like I can't
believe you thought of with Mike our contractor.

Speaker 11 (43:53):
Yeah, oh my god, yeah no, that's wow.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
No, I'm I can feel like a little distance, but
it's not because I'm doing anything with Mike, it's because
you got this new promotion.

Speaker 11 (44:07):
And it's like I don't exist anymore to you. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
I mean I definitely have been busy, you know, and
I know I come home tired, and you know, I
do love you so much, like everything I do is
for you.

Speaker 11 (44:22):
But I just felt like, you know, like I've come.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
Home a few times and like you might be in
the other room with Mike and you like dart away,
like you're like you're doing something, and it's like, yo,
that's a little suspicious. So I was just like, I
guess worried about it.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I literally have no idea what you're talking about. If
I'm ever skirting away from Mike when you come in
the front door, it's because like I was coming up
to welcome you home or like grab you to show
you what Mike had gotten done that day.

Speaker 11 (44:50):
Like it's you who's.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Been weird and awkward around Mike. Like he's actually pretty
chill dude. And if you didn't know, because you don't
actually talk to him, he just got back from his
honeymoon with his actual model life.

Speaker 11 (45:05):
So wow, yeah, yeah, good wow. I'm embarrassed, but like
this is great news.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Well it sounds like it cracked open a little bit
of communication though. Billy you were feeling insecure, and then
Adrian you were feeling neglected. So now we can come
together and be like, hey, let's go eat cookies.

Speaker 11 (45:30):
Yeah, well you can have like at least one time
a day that we talk. But now it's like Billy
closes his computer and it's lights out every day, like
even the weekend.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
So I just feel like, you know, like duper lonely
and trapped at home, you know, and like I can
go out with friends like I do, but I just
like I'm.

Speaker 11 (45:49):
Just going out in counting trouble with your dumba like
I Mick, I really do miss that too.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yeah, but now you've stuck me at home, Like I
work from home, so I'm forced to hang out with
Mike and like talk to Mike and like I said,
he's a chill toode, but like I don't get to
just hang out with you anymore.

Speaker 11 (46:10):
It stucks. You're right, I'm so sorry, Like I miss
you too.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
I It's like work is important because like I'm making
all this money for us and for a new home, and.

Speaker 9 (46:22):
Like you know what you guys need to do.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
You guys need to go out for a cookie date.
That's the last time you guys got cookies together.

Speaker 11 (46:29):
I would love a cookie boat. Yeah, you guys are
still hooking us up with free cookies, right.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
No, Unfortunately that was like a made up thing. I mean,
you guys both sound like you miss each other and
cookies are your thing. Why don't I go make some
time to go get some cookies. Make it a priority.

Speaker 11 (46:45):
Yeah, I mean, like that sounds great to me. I
would love that.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
I would absolutely love that, Like I am, I'm very embarrassed.
I'm so sorry for like this whole little setup thing.
I I'm going to try so much harder to like
spend time with you, even if I have to take
a few days off a month to like ease up
our schedules, Like I miss you, I miss holding you,
being in love with you, laughing, getting goofy, getting cookies,
just talking like I miss you a lot.

Speaker 11 (47:11):
So then cooking me what.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
She wants. Your wife wants to be cooking. Cook here, billy,
I don't know what cookies mean anymore. At least you
know it's not cheating.

Speaker 11 (47:24):
Yeah, hell yeah, I got you, babe. I'm gonna cookie
your cookie.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
I know, if I could say that, but I don't
know if you can't either. We better end this before weird.

Speaker 18 (47:37):
The Jubile Shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 15 (47:40):
Sometimes you got me bad decisions just to spice up
your life. Because I'm quite a self aware person, I
know what's good, I know what's bad. I know what
the right thing to do is most of the time.
But life gets a bit boring, and right now, no
one else is causing drama in my life, so I
gotta call some myself because I need some entertainment. Things
are too mundane, things are too proper, and I don't
like it. So we make some bad decisions. But because

(48:02):
we're self aware of it, we're okay.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Speaking of bad decisions, it's the Double Show, and we'll
check in with the jubil Show next. If there's no
drama in your life, you can hear about the ones
that's going stuff going on in ours, and then you've
got enough drama for at least a year or so.
I don't to hear it. Right after this, we check
in with the show. It's the Jewel showIn your heart.

Speaker 21 (48:26):
Is true, your bell, and in everyone just a little.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
The biggest gift would be from me and the cord
Attash would say, thank you. Oh that felt really good.

Speaker 20 (48:49):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jubil Show is no different. Why it's the Jubil
Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And of course there's
everybody's favorite younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And you could forget
the quirky neighbor kid who lives lives next door and
pops by every once in a while to ask if
she can use our Wi Fi tax that's the dark
Web to purchase the sloth because her guinea pig is

(49:12):
getting lonely. Our social media producer Gabby what's the past word?
Also our producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there, Tiger.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the
Jewbil Show and this is the time and week where
we check in with the show and see what's going
on in our lives. Nina, what's up with you? I
got asked out by a family. I have been dying. Family,

(49:34):
you understand, I've been dying to talk to you guys
about this, but I was saving it for the check
in because it was the most bizarre thing ever.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
It was a family slash biker gang slash Wait what whoa?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Okay? Also, I was on my hot girl trail. It's
a dream words to actually have this actually happened.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
So I'm on like my wrist weights and my ankle
weight game, and I'm on my hot girl walks. And
there's this trail by my house that I go on frequently.
Now in one direction it takes you like off into
the woods, and then the other direction it takes you
down to some like breweries. So I'm walking in the
direction towards the woods, and there's always bikes on this trail.
So it's two brothers had to be in their fifties

(50:11):
and their elderly father. So they pass by me and
I just smile with all my weights on. Okay, like
I'm looking like freaking marshmallow Man with all my weights,
and they're just they smile and they're like hi, and
they disappear.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I'm not thinking anything of it. I got my headphones in.
They circle back.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
Now, they circle back, and now all of them are
on their bikes, kind of walking their bikes, talking to
me like you bear them all Instantly, I'm on a
trail and.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Circle surrounded by the.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
Bear you know, I'm trying to be nice because I'm
a nice person. So I'm like, okay, Hi'm you know,
walking because they're like, what are you doing? What are
you doing when you come to the brewery with us?
Can we buy you a drink? Why don't you spend
the day with us?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Now?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
All this stuff. She was like, I'm good.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Things, and I'm also trying to digest what's happening at
the same time as I'm looking at these guys circling
me like a buddy markings like all significantly older.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
That definitely shows you that some guys never grow out
of the She smiled at me. Therefore she wants mental.
Another person on the trail again totally said hi to us.
We definitely have to go back because once again another
chick wants us.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
It was the weirdest thing. Finally I got them to
go away. I was like, I just need to you know,
I'm just going to keep going by ha fun guys,
And they're like, okay, it was how it ended. Yeah,
they finally like circled off away, But it was like
this lingering like hope that I was going to change
my mind.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah, they probably were at a brewery drinking beer. Going
like she's gonna walk in that door anyway. Yeah, yeah,
so that happened, Victoria. What's up with you this week?

Speaker 11 (51:58):
Guys.

Speaker 8 (51:58):
I've been apartment hunting and is very very annoying because
for the first time in my life, I try to
be prepared early and apply like a month ago for
certain apartments and all then told me to come back
when I have like maybe a month left of my lease,
and I'm like, homie, that's not enough time for me, Like.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
I need more time than that.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
I'm like a very procrastinated person, like, if you give
me a month to do it, I always to go
last freaking week. It's not the last day. So I'm
emailing all these people. Mind you, half them are bots,
but it's okay.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
But they're all telling me like, oh my gosh, like
you can apply here. But then I apply and then
they're like.

Speaker 8 (52:28):
Ooh, your applications third in line or ooh your application
fifth in line. I'm like, oh, we then just coming
I don't have in the beginning anyways.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
That's it. It feels like it's pretty good though, because
a lot of the time that stuff falls through.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Yeah, but you need like number one, number two to
fall through. I need to get to number three. Oh yeah, okay,
I don't have very good chances with that though.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
That's my good attitude getting scammed, Like Brad, I'm pretty sure, Brad. Yeah,
that's true. I was first in line. Second okay, first, Oh, hey,
look everybody, it's our social media producer, Gabby stopping by. Hey,
Gabby Hill h Me and my husband Ty. We are

(53:12):
planning our honeymoon, and we bought our flight. We're going
to go to Japan. So I'm very excited about that.
And you guys have been married for a year. Yeah,
you're just taking your honeymoon now. Yeah. Yeah, we we
had to delay it a little bit, but yeah, I'm excited.
I can't wait. I'll meet you there. I'm gonna crash.

(53:34):
We're saying right now, four one o six one. Would
you like to crash Gabby's honeymoon with us? Now it's
not honeymoon anymore. I'm not hearing any more detail. I
was gonna be like, where are you staying? We'll all
of Japan. What's up? Honey One's going to be so fun,

(53:57):
isn't it. I've been waiting. Itinerary all planned out, so
you can't don't have to worry about it. You know,
I changed my mind. We're going to Tiland. I welcome
to the family.

Speaker 11 (54:07):
This is what it's like.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Up with you this week.

Speaker 7 (54:11):
I was having some shower thoughts last night, and I
had a couple of questions that maybe you guys could
answer for me. If prisoners were to take their own mugshot,
would that be a selfie?

Speaker 2 (54:25):
What where the crickets at selfie? WoT it was actually
a selfie? No?

Speaker 7 (54:41):
If a pig loses its voice, does it become disgruntled?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
What grunt?

Speaker 16 (54:50):
You know? Not a grunt?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
That's actually that's good. Why are you guys good at that?
And they say guys are and they say guys aren't pigs.

Speaker 7 (55:04):
Also a quick public service announcement, whoever hacked into my
Microsoft account, I will find you.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
You have my hacks in your Microsoft Oh my goodness
playing it. I don't get it. I don't get it.
Have my Microsoft word, you have my word? I will
find you. Oh my god. What's going on with you?
Nothing that fun, that's for sure. What's going on with
me is I'm excited. I'm releasing another song at the

(55:30):
end of the month, so I'm very excited about that.
I played it for I was on TikTok Live last
night and I played it for the people that were
watching the live, and everybody really liked it. So I
scrolled past your live. I didn't I passed it. Victoria
stop in and say hi.

Speaker 8 (55:45):
I was going to, but I was like, is it
weird that I saw him this morning?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
And now I'm gonna watch him on the Lock and
be like, no more hacky sacking in the.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
Dude, I'll let him out, Which is so funny because I.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Wasn't watching it for him. I'll add you on my
life next time.

Speaker 20 (56:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Yeah, it's like yeah, Well, for the people that stuck
around on the live, they liked the song when I
played it for him. It's called I walk Away. Oh yeah,
So like can you describe it? Yeah, like describe the
sound of it.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
Or like is it a beat? Is it a slow song?
Is it kind of like it's mid it's not, it's
not fast, it's not slow.

Speaker 16 (56:33):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
I'm just stuck around on that live. The song is
about anybody who's had to walk away from a toxic relationship.
Oh I've had to do that a lot in my life.
So it's a very well written song because a lot
of life experience goes into it, a lot of relatability. Yeah, definitely,
But a'll be the end of the month. I think

(56:56):
on the thirtieth. I have to check on the date,
but I'll keep you posted. I'm very excited about that. Also,
I've been taking a shot of olive oil in the morning,
and you should try that. It's why it doesn't make
you right away. I know this is am I, but
that's why I thought it would do. Oh, I don't
know if it's for If it's for that, it does help. Really,
why have you been taking it? Because it's supposed to
be good for you. It's also really good for your skin. Skin.
My skin feels really smooth right now, and just because

(57:18):
of the olive oil. Taking a shot of olive oil
in the morning, and your Tea Bossy oil and the
Tea Bossi oil that I made. Yeah, that's Nina's company,
if you have to check that out. I've been cleaning
my ears out with peroxide. My peroxide killed the bacteria
that's in there. Bro, I'm glad you're clean. I'm stuck
on the olive oil.

Speaker 7 (57:34):
You take a shot of like down the gullet or
you just like take a shot to the face.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Take a shot right down the gullet in the morning,
first thing in the morning. Have they been doing it
in Greece for since the ancient time? Yeah, there's a
lot of things we don't do anymore.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
For you, And I won't go on a tangent, but
you're doing a good thing for your in the bottle
of day badly, it'll really be in the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Might have a problem from her time, Vernina's what's trending.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
This was probably not on your bingo card, but there
is a Trump owned company that's selling limited edition sneakers
depicting the former president with blood on his cheek and
his hand raised in a fist for two hundred and
ninety nine dollars. There will be five thousand pairs of
the Fight Fight Fight high tops that.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Are going to be on sale.

Speaker 6 (58:20):
Ten pairs are going to get randomly autographed, and they
will ship in September to October.

Speaker 7 (58:25):
This is the exact opposite of what we need to
have happened right now, Like I don't Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
We don't need to be merchandising assassination. Yeah at all.
Dang So that I figured that was going to happen.
I did it because it's America and that's how we roll.

Speaker 6 (58:40):
I could see like his face on a T shirt,
but I was really not anticipating sneakers with his Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
I don't know. Yeah, anyway, we have pre ordered him.
Sorry what In other news.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
In other news, NASA has transmitted its very first hip
hop song into space.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
That's cool and it's Missy.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Elliot song called the Rain or you know this one.

Speaker 2 (59:05):
It's a good song. Have you heard it before? Victoria? No,
it's goods. It's a good song.

Speaker 6 (59:13):
So it is not only the first hip hop song
sent into space, it's the second track ever to receive
the honor behind the Beatles song across the universe.

Speaker 11 (59:20):
This is great.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
The aliens are going to be really mad now because
that is that song gets stuck in your head. I'm
gonna being around like I can't stand that we got
to kill the earthlakes. I don't even waity anyway, but
we have to do it now.

Speaker 6 (59:35):
I started thinking about the aliens right away too. When
I heard about this. It was like, did they ask
for it? Were they asleep? Is this like the noisy neighbors?
Just like keeping them awake?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Mass of those things. We don't know.

Speaker 7 (59:45):
They requested it. Mas is actually an interestellar radio station.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Yeah maybe, or in another dimension, they already made that
song and now they're mad because they think she ripped
it all. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (59:56):
That's a lot of layers I do know. However, it
wasn't just transmitted into space. It was transmitted to Venus specifically.
Holy so why Venus specifically? Because Missy chose Venus because
it symbolizes strength, beauty and empowerment, and so she was like,
he chose it. She's like, of all the planets, he's
gonna get my song, it's Venus. Okay, so Mars is

(01:00:17):
probably jealous, but Venus.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Got I thought maybe they knew so like NASA knew something.
They're like, no, like Venus will love this song, they'll
put it on the clubs there, but we send it
to Mars. They're gonna hate it. Mars like really grungey rockets.
You gotta know your audience.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
So that happened. Also, probably not on your Bingo card. However,
this is interesting. We're all talking about the Summer Olympics,
but did you know that the athletes actually get paid
extra when they win a gold medal? Some countries get
more than others. I'll tell you what US Olympians get
in just a second, but I'll name a couple of like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
The top payer outers.

Speaker 6 (01:00:52):
Serbia gives their athletes two hundred and fourteen thousand dollars.
Malaysia will give them two hundred and twelve thousand dollars
if they win gold. Morocco the athlete will get two
hundred thousand dollars. Americans, when you get the gold medal,
you will get thirty seven thousand dollars and five thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Seven five hundred dollars. What why so to the other one,
I have no idea.

Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
That it's because of the US tax code. That's right
under a line for a tax gift.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Reason.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Oh really yeah, so if they give them more than that,
they'd have to pay a bunch of taxes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Only that makes sense. Other times, well, I don't know,
but interesting, huh. I had no idea. So much they
sell the medals for I'd be a terrible if I
was winning gold. They would all be sold the next day.

Speaker 16 (01:01:42):
You have you have a.

Speaker 7 (01:01:43):
Card in your pocket that you would pull out as
they were putting it on you be like, this is
for sale, auction A yeah, jubilesgold dot com would set
on the party.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
It might be like, go to my eBay account after
if you would like this medal that takes away all
the specials. But a and that's what's trending doubles.

Speaker 11 (01:02:03):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
Hello growth, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 16 (01:02:09):
Yes I do.

Speaker 9 (01:02:10):
It's very very sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
What is it?

Speaker 16 (01:02:13):
I don't right after I go number two?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
You don't why you know?

Speaker 16 (01:02:19):
It started during the pandemic because turlough paper would uh
you know, hard to come by. Uh So I would
just shower afterwards. And I just been doing anything.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
So every time you go number two, you just jump
right in the shower.

Speaker 16 (01:02:34):
Yeah, I'm pretty regular. I go in the morning and
then and then after they went down from work. So
I don't really have any problem.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
What do you have an unexpected drop?

Speaker 16 (01:02:47):
I mean, I have tour paper at the house. If
I have guessed, I don't want me to do what
I do.

Speaker 9 (01:02:52):
That's gross.

Speaker 16 (01:02:53):
But it's my shower, so I don't, you know, I
want I wouldn't want you guys coming over and during book?

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Are you married?

Speaker 16 (01:03:06):
I'll just check? Yeah? A girlfriend? Yeah, I'm single, So
as long as I live style, I think I get
away with it a little. I take money, and if

(01:03:27):
you think about it, I'm party started in the environment.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
You know, trading paper for water.

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
Yeah, thank you for sing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
Yeah, thank you for dirty little secret. Bye. Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 15 (01:03:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:03:45):
I do?

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 12 (01:03:47):
So?

Speaker 17 (01:03:47):
I was asked to cat sit for a guy friend
of mine.

Speaker 11 (01:03:51):
This is a while ago.

Speaker 20 (01:03:52):
And while I was doing that for about a week
and he was out of town, I obviously snooped around
his apartment and the.

Speaker 11 (01:04:00):
Information that I found I later used to nab him
as my husband.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
Oo, okay, how did that work. That's a real mission accomplished,
you know.

Speaker 17 (01:04:12):
I mean we're still married, so it definitely works.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
That's kind of fun. Yeah, I mean it's good to
get to do your research to get what you want exactly.

Speaker 11 (01:04:22):
That's how I looked at it.

Speaker 20 (01:04:24):
And you know, I've never told him, obviously, I don't
know that I will, but he still thinks to this
day that we have a lot of things in common.

Speaker 2 (01:04:34):
That little laugh at Thank you very much for your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 11 (01:04:39):
Well, thank you guys, have a

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Good one you too, But what's your dirty little secret?

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