June 28, 2024 • 49 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's The Jibile Show minus jewbil In Nina.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But that's okay because through the magic of radio, we've
compiled the best conversations that have existed on The Jubile
Show and we're going to play one for you right now.
It's a list of what people notice immediately when they
walk into your house and they immediately judge you on it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh gosh, My.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Producer Brad Victoria's here, digital producer Gabby's here, and it's
time to rock.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Here we go, girl. I don't know what kind of
brank up you don't you? But no mounts where it sat?
Ben and Jerry is that is a mortgage? You can
be sad and the sun and bora bora for the
price that's going to cost you your island hoping in
Greece for that amount of money and find yourself a
Greek man flights not a field. The video that's going
viral at TikTok or somebody who had fifteen things of
Vina Jerry's in their grocery shopping man when those times hit, Okay,
(00:45):
you're no judging. It's the Jibile Show, And do you
judge someone as soon as you walk in their house?
I think absolutely. Yeah, I think everybody does. There's a
list going viral of the top things that people notice
immediately when they get to your house and what they
judge you on. Okay, smells immediately, mels. You don't notice
what a house smells like when you walk into it.
I only really notice it if it smells bad, but
I guess not if it smells good. Scent is the
(01:07):
first one on the list, By the way. Thing I
noticed that too, as soon as you walk into someone.
You ever have some friend who's got a house that
just always smells just off.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You know, that smell of like wet T shirts, like
when you do laundry, and then it's like wet T
shirts oot.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, like when you leave it in the washer for
too long.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And I did it to my comforter and I had
to wash it three times to get the smell out.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, victorious house stinks. No, you just won and I
hated it though. Another thing that people notice and judge
you on as soon as they walk in your house
to lighting. Is it warm and inviting or too dim
or too harsh? Interesting? I don't notice that.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I don't think I noticed that, but I will say
if it's like pitch black. I mean, obviously you're walking
into freaking walls left and right, But I gotta like
a nice little.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Do you pay attention to that jubil I don't know
if I pay attention to that still probably not. Probably not.
If you had a lot of lighting, like neon lights everywhere,
I probably would be like, okay, are you still sixteen?
Some stuff like that my mouse and like a toddler.
So the clutter, they notice if you're have your house clutter.
(02:07):
They don't notice if you don't mop, but they will
notice if you have random stuff scattered everywhere. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, But I also notice if you don't mop, do you, Yeah,
because you can see scuffs on the floor, like I
like to swiffer mop my floors. Because you notice when
like little marks are like little things from pets and.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It just bothersh me see if it doesn't stink, I
don't start exploring, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We're going over a list of what people notice and
judge you on as soon as they walk in your home.
A dirty kitchen or bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yes, kitchen, That's like the number one thing I check
out anytime I go to somebody's house. I also try
to figure out what kind of cups they have, because
I don't know, there's just something about too many plastic
cups and not having regular cups. But if you have
a section that's just for the plastic cups, that's not
just all around the sink and then like also glassware, oh,
then that's cool. So but otherwise I'm like, you have
a messy kitchen. You have just plastic cups and like
(02:56):
that are faded sports teams on them.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know what I mean? Do you go through the
bathroom cupboards and drawers bathroom we don't talk every time.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wait, the top drawer, sometimes just the top drawer. Sometimes
because I'm like, where's your toothpaste? I just want to
make sure.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You have that. We know what he is looking for toothpaste.
I like to look. I like to look through the bathroom.
If I go over to your house and just know
I'm probably looking through your bathroom. Anything cool. I've never
found anything cool yet, but I like to look at
what prescriptions people have. WEIRDO.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's why it's interesting. We're going overless is going viral
of the top things that people look at when they
first enter your house and what they judge you on
house plants. I love when you have plants that are
not dead. Let me just look at jewbile and smile.
Are doubles plants all dead?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Nobody has one upstairs that is dead. Yeah, it's a
cross from his little studio.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I got called on that out on that yesterday, someone
came over to my apartment and they were like, oh
my gosh, it's so clean, it's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm like thanks, and they're.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Like, it's like that plant it's dying. And I'm like, well,
it's not my it's my roommates. And they're like, what
it's dying? And I'm like, what do you want me
to do about it? Like? I can water it, but
I don't know how to nurse a plant back to life.
You don't take care of her plants when she's gone.
She asked me once, and I think I've forgotten, so
she doesn't ask me anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I felt so bad. Oh my god, I need to
completely die. That's terrible. Another thing that people notice as
soon as they walk in your house and judge you
on the entryway, Yes, what about it? It's the first
thing they see. So if you want to impress people,
we have to make it nice. Oh, I always.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Get kind of intimidated when it's like a shoe rack
where all of the shoes are lined up perfectly. Take
off your shoes right when you walk in, Like I
understand that, I get it, but like throw themre on comfortably,
but not all lined up perfectly by color, by like
you know, style.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So Nina is not like neat and organized.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I do, but right when you walk into the house,
it kind of screams a little bit like, well.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You are strong, we are not the last little bit.
Another thing that people notice as soon as they walk
into your house and judge you on the furniture if
it's interesting or classy or if you're so is old
and sunken and full of claw marks from your cat. Yeah, totally,
I guess that'll makes sense. Also music, if you have
(05:09):
music playing or not. I don't really notice that. But
do you all judge on the type of music? Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Really? Why?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Because if I walk into your house and you're playing
something I don't like, we probably aren't friends.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, But my taste or my taste, your taste or
your taste man like, don't like my music?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Another thing that people notice as soon as they walk
in house. Is the temperature especially it's way too hot
or cold?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, hot drives me crazy. When you walk into somebody's house,
it's super hot. You don't have layers on, you're not
prepared for it. But some people just run cold, and
so they keep it super hot. And then you're sitting
there sled. Are you trying to act like you're cute?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, like you're cute.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They just keep it hot, so they're hoping. At one
point it's like, hey, it's super hot. He needed to
take our It's another jewbile phone frame Morning on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello,
(06:07):
my name is Ted Tibodo and I'm coming from air
conditioning and Heating. I was looking for Jane's.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
This is she Hello James, and I finally get a
call back. I've been leading messages for the last four days.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, yes, and that's why I'm calling you back right now,
because apparently there is some sort of issue with your
air conditioning unit, heating unit something like that. Yes, it's
not working. My house is tell me a little bit
about it.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Hot pot from help super good.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, all right, are you in the what are you doing?
I'm just typing down notes here while you tell me
what the issue is. So sorry about that. Let me
because so go ahead and tell me a little more
about it. I'm sorry, what's that?
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Yeah, No, you can't hear me because I can barely
hear you.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
It's really loud.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Its loud. The air condition is loud. Okay, I take
that down right now. Air conditioning is loud.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
Typing you're typing or whatever you're doing over there is loud.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You said, my typing is loud, yes, sir, okay, let
me just get that down so I can be No,
we have to document everything over here, so let me
just type of typing is too loud for the customer,
I mean, just try to cap typping down. Okay, So anyway,
what is the issue again? Let me just make sure
I get a very detailed report of that. My AC
is broken.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
I don't know if the lines are frozen or what's
going on, but nothing is coming.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Out customers my house.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
My house is incredibly hot, and I'm this is a
new system. There's absolutely no reason that this should not
be working.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
There.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's large, that's loud in the background. Take I'm just
getting this all down here. What was that? What in
the are you doing?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Like?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
How can you possibly listen to me with all of
that noise in the background.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I'm just trying to help you out with your air
conditioning problem. You're not helping right now. Customers seems to
think that Customers isn't the health and why is it?
Why am I not being healthy all.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Of this noise?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Are you working on a freaking keyboard from the nineteen fifties?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What the hell are you doing? I'm so sorry about that.
Is it the sound of a keyboard when I'm typing
down the notes? Just a little loud? Just a bit? Okay?
Would it be better for you if I switched over
to pen and paper? That would be amazing. Okay, I
can do that for you, because it sounds like you're
pretty fired up right now. We don't want you hot
in the house with no air conditioning, now, do.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
We sounds particularly okay.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So why don't you go ahead and start telling me
that issue. I just write down with a pen and
paper so it'll be a little less loud for you.
The A is a working, it's new.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
What is me?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's the sound?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's just me? I'm writing it down here, just writing
it down on the pen and paper with a pen
and paper for you? Okay, are you sitting next to
a copy machine?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Is that what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Because there's just way too much noise. The dependent paper
as loud as what you're saying.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Everything is a little bit loud for me.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Let me switch over to a different device. And I'm
so sorry about that. It has never been an issue before.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
I don't see how it could not have been an
issue before.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, well, now everything should be fine. I've put down
the pen and paper. I will not be using my
computer keyboard, and I will be paying attention and just
I do have to take notes, but it will not
be loud, I promise, thank you. Yes, So go ahead.
What's the issue?
Speaker 11 (09:28):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Are you?
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Do you think type rater right now?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah? Just type it down real quick because I don't
have any of those that more quiet. I'm so sorry
about that. What was that?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I stopped? Just stop.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
I'm gonna rip the ac out of the phaone and
throw it onto my front yard so you all can
drive by and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, well, then at this point I'll just let you
know it's a prank phone call and your sister set
you up.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Jackie, Yes for me.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your sister Jackie set you up. Oh,
it's a joke. She said that. I'm sorry you've been
trying trying to get a hold of the air conditioning
people and you get really frustrated with bad customer service.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
And yeah, you nailed that on the.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
War Wake up every morning with jewble Phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's time for Nina's What's trending? But she's not here?
Why because she has more vacation days.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
And boom goes a dynamite.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Also, Jeubil's not here. Would you like to guess why?
He also has more vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Victoria is going to do what's trending because we still
felt like you needed to know what was going on
in the world. So it's time for Nina's What's trending
with Victoria.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Well, guys, Tesla cyber trucks are being recalled for a
fourth time, but for some reason, with all these recalls,
people still go out and buy them.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Have you seen one in the while? I have not.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It is the ugliest thing of it ever seen. Everyone
says this and I think it's true. It looks like
Elon Musk drew a truck when he was like four
years old on a piece of paper and he's like.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Let's make it oriole.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Really silly.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I mean, it's so silly.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
But every time I've seen one, and this goes to
this recall thing, every time I've seen one, it's having
a problem. There is yeah, it's being towed. It's like
there's a cop around it. There's like something going on.
These things are absolute pieces of junk.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Well, it looks like he tried to build it like
a Tesla, but with like a cyber Okay, but think
about what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Have you ever been in a tesla. They're made like
garbage as well.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Seriously, every Tesla owner I know is like yeah, and
then this knob fell off, and then it's like the
doors kind of not looked together properly.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I heard a crazy thing the other day because they
self lock, I guess.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Or when the battery runs out, the locks don't work,
so you think it like locked in or locked out
if the battery dies.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
I don't know if this is true because I don't
have a Tesla, but I heard that.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
That is my greatest fear getting locked in the car. Yeah,
oh wow, you met You're just like, oh, it's hot outside. Yeah,
there has to be a wait around that. There has
to be, but we don't know it. Yeah what Tesla
owner is actually reading them manual No One And if
you have one of these, go get it checked out.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
And if you' driving Tesla also probably go get that
check switch.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's just switched to something else. Every time I'm on
the highway, I can see Ford any given time. You're
no longer special.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh well, anyways, moving on.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I hate to say it, guys, but the majority of
gen Z is in debt right now.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I believe it.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So if you have a gen Z friend or you
are in gen Z, just go maybe check on them,
because apparently a new online analysis said that just over
ninety seven percent of gen z ors, which is in
the largest metropolitan areas, are in debt.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And that's all that advice you're giving on TikTok seem
a little less valid.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Out.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I mean, you.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Come at us millennials and the gen xers and.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
The boomers and all that. You come you know, this
is how you should live life.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh yeah, what's that bank account?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Like, Hey, we may not have money, but we have opinions.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's the political slogan for gen Z's gen Z. We
don't have any money, but we're full of things we
don't know about, and we have opinions on all of it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
We do.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Wow anything but work. That's why you're in debt. You
won't get a job. That is what's trending. It's the
Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show,
Kathy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend Steven of five months
might already be messing around. Hey, Kathy tells, what's going on.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
Yeah, well, basically, yeah, it's been about five months, and
you know, we've had an awesome five months. We met
at a party that he had actually crashed, even actually crashed,
and he sort of like wedged himself in between me
and my sister. But you know, we were just having
an awesome time and we had a great connection. And
(14:13):
then I don't know about last week, he's been I
don't know, just I don't know, just kind of off.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
It's just not who I've seem to have.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Met, you know, So I caught him at least cut
once or twice looking at my phone, and when I
asked him about it, he just said he was looking
for a picture that we had taken and that we
wanted to post. And you know, I really didn't care.
(14:43):
I was just you know, I wasn't hiding anything, so
I just let him send himself the picture. But on
the flip side, he's been released sketchy with his computer,
and you know, he has a key to my place
where at that point, you.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Know, and I.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
Actually walked in on him talking quote unquote with someone,
but he was just a sight who enjoying himself while
doing so on his laptop and catch my dress.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think it was so weird.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
He just said that he was adjusting himself, like to
write or whatever that means.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
We've been pretty open in you know, bedroom wise since
we've met, and we've had a very very healthy physical
kind of relationship, if he catch my grips. But not
only that, but two weeks ago, I had this girl's
night over at my place and he knew it, and
he kind of just invited himself over, which was okay,
(15:48):
I guess, but the whole time, he was just ignoring me,
like I don't know, like I was the third wheel
that night, and so we got into a huge fight
about it. I mean, I don't know, I could go on.
It's just he's just acting really weird, if I can
just say that, and I just think something's up.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
There's kind of a lot of flags here.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
He crashes the party, he's crashing your party, he's going
into your house playing with himself. I mean, I don't know,
some of some of this stuff just doesn't feel.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Like it's not right, right, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
And it's five months. They say that nobody can fake
who they really are for longer than three months, right,
so five months. Maybe he was able to fake it
for four and like the five months point, he's just
a sketchy dude.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
So I'm just trying to find out, like what the
heck is going on. You know, women are always really
good about like we have to listen to our intuition.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah right, and der intuition is telling me that something
is going on, telling you yeah, yeah, he's telling me too,
and I don't yeah, I mean, it definitely sounds shady,
and and he wasn't like apologetic or I mean, his
reaction sounds strange to me, That's.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
What I mean.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
It's just that makes sense, like.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You could effortlessly lie about anything else, like whether he's
or not. There's a lot of stuff that feels sicky.
Speaker 10 (17:04):
I don't know what to say, and I don't want
to be paranoid girlfriends or whatever, but I want to
know what's before we keep going down in the road,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I think there's a time to be rightfully paranoid, you know, Yeah, I.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Mean that that I just so, I mean, it's just,
you know, when I approach him about it, he's just like,
you know, come on, it's just me being a guy
and it's guy's stuff, and you know, he's just downplayed
at all, like, you know, come on, big, Like I
just I don't know, I don't just you know, just
just adjusting myself and whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, all right, well we'll try to figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back, and you
already told us what grocery store he's Awards Card member at,
so we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, one of our Lucky Rewards
card members wins free flowers delivered to anybody that they want.
It's our little way of saying thank you, and we'll
see if he sends those flowers to you or to
somebody else. Okay, Yeah, I just want to know. Yeah,
(17:57):
we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll play
a song come back and get your Catch Cheater next.
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, And
if you're just joining us, Kathy is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of five months named
Steven might be cheating on her. We're about to help
her out and give him a call and pretend to
be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card
member at, and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from
(18:19):
our floral department. We'll see if he sends those to
Kathy or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kathy,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Yeah, I just you know, my boyfriend of five months
has just been acting really weird and I have to
follow my gun and think I've tried to approaching about it,
and you just downplaced everything I caught him, you know,
playing with himself.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
But he said it was just like from adjusting.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Herself and I was like, yeah, whatever, and then he's
just acting weird at my girls night and I just
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Something is just.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Not adding up. Okay, all right, well you ready for
us to call him?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Please please?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
I just want to know.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Short. Been
calling from I was looking for our Rewards Card member
named Stephen.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Ah. Yeah, this is Stephen.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Hi. Stephen, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to give you some
good news today. Congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Where did I win?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single month, we
choose one Rewards Card member at random to win free
flowers delivered from our floral department. It's our little way
of saying thank you very much for shopping. So you've
just won thirty six long stim red roses, a card,
and a box of candy to be delivered to anybody
that you want in the United States, absolutely free. It's
a three hundred and twelve dollars value.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Actually, okay, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
If you know who you want to send them to.
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes over the phone. So if you know who
you want to send them to right now, we can
do that right now.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, No, I can do it right now.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's fine, right, Okay, I guess I just need to
get the first and last name of the person you
would like to send them to.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
You can send them to Sasha.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay, Sasha, Okay, hold on.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
A second, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's my sister, Stephen.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Hey, this is the Dubal Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment where we're trying to catch people cheating.
That is actually your girlfriend, Kathy. On my god, you.
Speaker 13 (20:29):
I'm sorry, Stephen, that's my theme, sister.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (20:38):
You're gonna have you been?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Have you been shagging?
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
We have not?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
We haven't.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
We haven't hooked up yet. We haven't even hooked up yet.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yes, oh my god, I am a fool.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I can't explain, honestly, but.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
We've had a great fun.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
So the truth is, the first night that that we met.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
I was actually trying to hook up with Sasha, but
you were all over me, and I was like, maybe
I'll try.
Speaker 13 (21:12):
Maybe I'll try this for a little while. And so
I did, and I say, and I thought that, you know,
for a little bit, it was all right. And then
I don't know, it didn't feel like a perfect match.
And so I started talking to Sasha again and it
felt like we had more of a connection, and I
just like, I don't get together.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We've been together five months.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
You came to Christmas, my Christmas dinner with my sister.
So were you guys?
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Just all flirty flirty?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Like when I was in the kitchen cooking a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I just like, sorry, guys, it was oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I hate you.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I you know, I hate my sister. You my dog. No,
And I don't I'm done.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I don't mean to make I don't. I really I
did try.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
And the truth is, I just have more of a
connection with your sister and I and I, honestly, I
just hope that one day you can respect that.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Though.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, with her sister though a.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Little bit like we didn't hook up yet or anything,
just talking. We just didn't like, could you do this?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Five months?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
We've been together five months, You're touch dog.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I hate you. I hate you. I never want to
see you again. You are awful. I'm gonna go bye.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
We haven't even hooked up yet.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It doesn't make it any better. I was going to say,
how does that make it better? It doesn't. It doesn't
make it any better at all. Kathy hung up, and Steven,
it doesn't make it better. Man. You know what?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You have everything up? All right? You gets happy? I did.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I didn't even date Kathy and then start dating her
sister in the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Nope, are you're going around narking on everybody? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You will shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's the Jebel Show and it's sign for everybody's favorite game.
You versus Victoria, Jubeling Nina are not here, so we're
gonna play back one of our favorite ones and we'll
see if Victoria's gonna shave her head or not.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
How does that sound? No, not fun. I'll grab the clippers.
Here we go in the way back machine.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
In the world right now, but you don't have to
dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
To like you. It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
Oh You Versus Victoria Your chance to take on Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia to see who gets
to compete in this year's trivia deathmatch, where one wrong
answer could be your last. We love you, it's been nice,
and let's meet today's contestant. Sarah was up. Sarah, Hey,
(23:50):
how are you great? Thanks for asking? Are you ready
to take on Victoria? I'm so ready. So I'm a
little nervous. Set either nervous or that calm where you're like,
oh no, she's gonna be a beast. All right, We're
gonna send Victoria out of the studio and the game
is played like this. Sarah, you have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
(24:11):
just say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright, wain, Okay, okay,
all right, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
The white willow trees bark produces what popular medicine path?
Where was the Caesar salad invented? What is the only
bird that can fly backwards?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Pa?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
What year did Australia get its independence? What is the
average max speed of a parrot in flight?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio Sarah while she's
getting settled. What's something you would like the world to
know about you today? I just thought my cosmetology license.
What are you going to do with it?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Thank you? I'm hopefully open up my own little salon eventually.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Nice. Okay, what's your favorite thing to do cosmetology wise?
Is that? That's like everything? Right? Like? Yeah, what's your
favorite thing to do?
Speaker 10 (25:14):
I really like doing.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
The last extensions.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
I mean, I'm just starting.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Out, but they're what I'm most interested in.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So very cool. Well, if you win, there's another prize
on the line. You get to shave Victoria's head. All right, Victoria,
why at your head? Why do you get out here?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
We go?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Because I'm growing my hair along on top I can
do that just doesn't fit into my plane. Yeah, but
your head fits into my plan. You can cut your hair,
all right, Victoria. Thirty seconds stands as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Sarah outright to win. You ready, Yes, Sarah,
you can tell her when to.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Go, okay go.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
The white willow trees bark produces what popular medicine?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What is the twister.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
H Where was the caesar salad invented Italy? What is
the only bird that can fly backwards?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What a gegle?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
What year did Australia get its independent bro fourteen fifteen?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
What is the average max speed of a parrot in flight?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Question?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Hard questions today really are over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard prodezer bread.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Sarah, you didn't get any correct so sorry about that.
And I just drew a picture of Victoria's shaved head
because she didn't get any correct Sarah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That means you win. Y didn't beat you out right?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Owl backwards.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
We'll find out in just a second. What bird flies backwards? Wait?
What what bird did you say? Sarah? Hey, owl.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Backward.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Their head turns all the way around. They can look
at the back. I hears the shaved headed Victoria very bird,
and you can just shave Victoria's.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Head, Sarah. So let's go over the answers that with Nina.
Aspirin is what comes from the white willow tree?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I said, very close though, Ceo Wana, Mexico was where
the Caesar salad was invented.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, oh weird. I did not expect.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That Victoria would know it because she's Mexican.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
She doesn't know. She maden't know about your culture. Did
you know what bird flies backwards? Google hummingbird? Yes, yep, okay,
just like hummingbirds. I know that humming birds are my fabies,
and they literally fly backwards. Every time you see a
video of them, they're like flying fourd back, four back back.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I just watched them drink because we got one of
those little houses for them. Anyway, Australia got its independence
in nineteen oh one and the average max speed of
a parrot is two hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I said twenty just times out crazy. And they can talk,
so do you think they're like yelling like Sarah? Congratulations
play versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
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Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oliver is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Sarah and has
no idea why. So we're going to call her in
a few minutes and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him. But first, Oliver, how long has it
been since you heard from Sarah?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
It's been about a week.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
How many times have you try to get ahold of
her in that week?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Well?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
I was texting her for the first couple of days,
three days, and I had spent like a text message
and she like replied like really short, and then like
the next day I didn't hear anything, and then the
next day I didn't hear anything either, So then I
tried to call her, and then after that I just
(28:48):
I was like, you know, I don't want to seem
too much like a soccer so let me just just
back off a little bit. So I haven't personally reached
out to her in like two days now, all.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Right, So we gave her a little break for a
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Let's go back to your date. Can you tell us
about that?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Yeah, So we met up at a bar and we
were going to get a drink or two because I
had made reservation, so we were just kind of waiting
for those to get to get get the tailor ready.
But there was this really dope band that was playing
in the bar area and me and her were just
really enjoying the music, and we kind of talked about it, like,
(29:29):
you know what, we can order food at the bar.
Let's you know, let's just still here. So I went
and canceled the reservation and we just had some food
there at the bar, had some drinks and really enjoyed
this cool band and that. Yeah, and that was the date.
And then after that I drove her home and left
her there, said good night and yeah, so it was
(29:49):
really weird. I feel like we had an awesome time.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
So you just said good night? No kiss, handshake, the hug.
Was there any kind of interaction other than just buy I.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Guess I'm saying, yeah, yeah, Like, uh, I didn't feel
like I should go in for the kiss, but I
definitely hug her and I said, hey, I would love
to hand again, see you again.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I didn't want it.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
I'm not too forwardive a guy like that, but I
you know, I definitely wanted to.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, of course, did you feel like she wanted to?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I don't know. That's that's the thing, Like she she
seemed excited in her response about going on another date.
And it wasn't like a quick little hug like it
was it was a nice little embrace, like just you know,
you know when someone really enjoys hugging and it's kind
of there's a little squeeze and yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
So then what about like on the date, was there
anything that was awkward that would make her not want
to call you back? Or is there anything really great
that happened?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Could she have also wanted to go to the dinner
reservation and like not wanted to stay and listen to
the music?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Like do you think she could have met about that?
Speaker 7 (30:49):
No, I mean she she's actually the one that kind
of first suggested it. But you know, there was one
thing when when I walked back to the bar after
canceling the reservation, she was like kind of talk to
this guy, and it was it sounded like it was
a little heated, like maybe they were arguing about something.
I mean, it seemed like she knew him. What could
(31:10):
have been an ex or friend or something else. I'm
not too sure, but like when I asked her about it,
she was just like, oh, he was like trying to
hit on me, And you know, I kind of think
of it now, she did seem a little off after
that interaction. Okay, maybe it was an X. Maybe it
was a you know, a friendship gone wrong, or you
(31:31):
didn't ask her like she just kind of she was like, oh,
you know, he's just hitting on me?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Was she saying? Next to you and she was getting
hit on?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
I saw it. I wasn't like physically there, but I
could see it as I was walking up, And by
the time I got there, the guy had already gone,
but it looked like it was heated. She didn't seem
amused by it.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, we'll try to figure it out. We'll plays and
come back and then call her, get her on the
phone and ask her why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get you another.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Okay, yeah, that'd be perfect, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Play song, come back, get your first Day follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
and Oliver is on the phone today he's getting ghosted
by Sarah. He doesn't know why. So we're about to
call her in just a second and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Oliver, why don't you catch everybody
up on your date with Sarah.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
Yeah, we went to a bar and we were going
to have dinner at a restaurant, and we had a
great time at the bar because it was live music,
so we decided to stay there and we had it
at a great time and it seemed like a pleasant evening.
You want to drop her off, but now I can't
get a hold of her.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, Well we'll see if we can figure it out.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, my speak to Sarah please sir,
Hey Sarah, how are you? My name is Jewbel from
a radio show called The Jebel Show. Hi, Sarah arm
(32:57):
Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria. Oh hey, Hi,
what's up? You listen to the show?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
Okay, I love it. Why are you guys calling.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Me because somebody else listens to the show too?
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Well?
Speaker 9 (33:14):
I think a lot of people listen to you, guys.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
This is a person that you know, Oh okay, And
they wanted us to call you because you went out
on a date with them and now you're ghosting them.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
Oh okay, okay, I think I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
This is a first date follow up. And Oliver is
a guy who emailed us and said he went on
a date with you and he doesn't know why you're
ghosting and he thought everything was.
Speaker 9 (33:38):
Cool, Oh, Oliver, Yeah, you know what, He's actually a
really good person and he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Well he told us about your date. If he's a
good guy, why don't you want to go out with
him again?
Speaker 7 (33:53):
You know?
Speaker 9 (33:54):
It's not I got sound funny. It's not him. It's
I just don't know what I want. I'm getting out
of a relationship, and I don't know for sure I'm
going to get out of it or not.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
My ex keeps blowing up my phone.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
I was in a two year relationship. So it's just
really hard because I just don't know exactly what I want.
I don't know if I want to move on and
date other people or just be stingle for a while,
or get back together with my ex.
Speaker 7 (34:23):
So I'm just confused.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I get that. Why did you go on a date
in the first place?
Speaker 9 (34:27):
Though, because I didn't know what I wanted that I
wanted to go out and see. I still don't know
what I want.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Well, who was on dry What?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
That was Oliver? Sarah? Or he's actually on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, who were you?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
That was my ex?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
What that?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
I I didn't want.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
To say anything to you because I didn't.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
I didn't know how you.
Speaker 9 (34:59):
Would take this situation. I just went through a breakup.
Of going through a breakup, My extion isn't happy, he
still wants me back. I don't know what I want,
and so I just didn't say anything. It was awkward,
and so I just went on to the date my
ex last he didn't stay there.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Date.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
So yeah, he saw he saw that I was.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
On a date. He got it on my friend's app,
and he couldn't stand that I was with another guy.
So he showed up and he's, you know, wanting to
ask questions and all that stuff.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
I mean, like, why couldn't you just tell me that,
like are you Are you back with him? Like what's
what's the deal? I'm not back with him.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
I just don't know what I want. I wanted to
go out on a date with you to see if
that's what I want, And then he showed up, and
so now I'm thinking, I'm just confused because he's bringing
back all the good things that we have and like
why we should breakup and why we back together again.
So I just know what I want, Like, I don't
know if I want to get back together with him,
or if I just want to be single and have
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a good time or go out with you.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Sarah, you did tell us that you're talking to him
though I.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
Am talking to what my acts? Yeah, of course it
was two years. I don't know exactly what I mean.
I can't just end it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I feel like that's fair. But then why go on
a date with Oliver and like ghost him?
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Yeah, I mean that's what dating.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
You go out and you date someone and you just
get to note them, Like, I mean, it's not it's
not like her boyfriend girlfriend, But you.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
Don't usually go on a date with someone when you're
still in a relationship with someone else, Like, like, how
does that make any sure? Like are you just trying
to am I? Like a my booty call? Like he's
trying to hook up with me, And like, well, what's
wrong with.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
A booty call? Maybe it takes another guy to get
over the other guy.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Well I'm not that guy, Like I'm trying to find
like a relationship, you know, Like I'm trying to be
that guy. I'm not trying to just be puking up
with whoever. Especially Yeah, but you don't know me until
you hook up with me. Maybe I'm a little old friend.
I mean, I don't think that's I don't think that's true.
But even so, like like what if I was there,
(37:20):
Like would your ex have like punched me in the face.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Like, no, he's not violent. He might follow, he's not violent.
He probably would just stare at your safe somewhere.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
But he left, so he left. He didn't.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Hey, nobody asks for my advice. But whenever a third party,
like as in an X, shows up on a date,
it's never a good sign. They continue to pop up
and even sometimes break into the house and look at
you in bed with that person while you're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well, and bring into the house and look at you
while you're specific. That's why I said, nobody ask my advice.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Well, I have experience in this apartment, and just let
just so you know, when the X pops up on
a date run.
Speaker 7 (38:01):
Yeah, yeah, that would have been good to know.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oliver would ran, there's d Fallow up.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's the Jubil Show. But we don't have Jewbel and
we don't have Nina. Just producer Brad Victoria and digital
producer Gabby are here. So we gathered some audio for
you and we're gonna play it. This is our list
of animals that Americans think they cou're going to fight against.
Oh my, it's a great conversation and you get your
fix of Jubil and Nina in this one.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
So here we go.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Why do my calls go straight to voicemail because my
phone is on Do not Disturb twenty four seven. I
don't want to be disturbed ever. I choose when I
want to see my notifications. You don't get to just
pop into my life, pop into my phone and surprise me,
catch me off guard, take me aback. No, I get
to choose when I swipe down and see the not diffs,
and then I'll decide if I even want to respond
(38:50):
to you about everyone just leaves me alone for the
rest of my life.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
It's the Jewbil show. And you know how it is.
You're watching Animal Planet and you look at the lions
walking around like they're all the king of the jungle
or something, and you wish you could put one of
them right in their place. So you book a ticket
to the African Sahara so you can take a safari
and just punch one of those cocky felines right in
the grill. Fuck, what the new survey was just released
(39:16):
and it asked Americans what animals they think they could
win a fight against. Oh my god, so let's see
how ridiculous some of these are. And also, I don't
know why they felt the need to do this survey,
but anyway, the animal most Americans feel confident they could
beat in a fight is a rat. Well, okay, say
they could win against the rat. Okay, I would say that,
I don't know if I could win against the rat.
(39:36):
What because they're scary to me. I would probably run
away from a rat, would you, Yeah, or a rat
will get you in a long game, because it'll end
up giving you the bubonic plague at some point they
stare at you.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I've had a lot of experience with rats because when
I lived in New York and i'd wait for the
subway in the morning by myself, the rats.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Would come around, and like I felt like they were
talking to me. Yeah, why's so weird? Yeah, they're actually
pretty nice. My brother had two growing up. I don't
know rats would scare me, but apparently seventy two percent
of people say they could win a fight against the rat.
And next up is a house cat. No, why would
you want to beat up a house cat. This is
if you had to beat it. Yeah, like if you
(40:13):
really had no choice, right, I guess well, sixty nine
of people think they could beat up a house cat
followed by a goose after that. I don't know about
a geese? Are really they are? No? I was chased
around a golf course by one once. I couldn't get
my golf ball.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah? I won like a multiple one, this one enre goose.
My ball landed by this goose and he was not
happy about it, and I went to go try to
grab it, and he just kept chasing me. Like I
guess I lost the fight. I lost against the goose.
He hit you. It would be money to see that
you didn't get me, But it was scary. Those things
are ferocious. They don't care. They moved fast. Also, the
(40:55):
other morning, I went on a run and I ran
down this dock and then I stopped because I've saw
something And I was like, what is that? And there
was three geese at the end of it, just sitting
there staring at me. Yeah, I stopped and I just
backed away slowly, like.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Forget about robbers in a dark Nay, Yeah, don't get
stuck on a doc of three geese.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
They're going over a new survey that asked people what
animals they think they could beat in a fight. The
only other animals that Americans tend to think that they
could take on as a medium sized dog. Oh I
just but not even half. Forty nine percent think they
could win a fight against a large dog. Why. I
don't know if I could beat a large dog, I
(41:33):
just wouldn't want to. It goes downhill from there. Seventeen
percent of people think that they could win unarmed against
a chimpanzee. Yeah right, what like, how do you think
you could beat that? There are fifteen percent of people
feel like they would win a fight against the king kobra. Oh,
(41:53):
hell no, they can win. I thought about that one
a lot. Actually, Why because you see those snake charmers
and stuff, and I'm like, what if I was a
snake charmer and you have to practice, right, so at
some point you're not charming snakes, they're angry at you,
and so you have to kind of bob and we
even get out of the way. Would you rather fight
a king cobra or an anaconda? I think I'm dead
either way. I guess a cobra. Yeah, I would rather
(42:16):
fight the cobra because I would just stand in front
of it and wait for it to strike, and then
I would just smack it right in the cheek. Snakes
have cheeks. There's you a bobbing and weaving and smacking snakes.
You know you're just about to get eaten alive. We're
going over a new survey that ask Americans which animals
they think they could beat in a fight. A few
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folks think they could win against some really dangerous animals,
including a wolf. Twelve percent of people think they could
beat a wolf. Wow, how those are the BROSI see
at the gym? That right? A crocodile? Nine percent of
people think they could beat a crocodile. Oh, I don't know.
I've seen a video.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I've seen a few videos on YouTube where if I
get into it the crocodile, I think I can hold
them down long enough.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, but you will be to beat a catter and dog.
But you're sure you can take down a crocodile.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
No, but the crocodiles, you're just rolling. Basically, you gotta
keep rolling with them, and you gotta keep turning and
twisting and then you can, like if you get them,
like tire him out before he tires you out, you.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Can like keep him. That's what the YouTube videos that
I see, say a gorilla, an elephant, or a lion.
Eight percent of people think they could beat those up. Okay,
well those eight percent are tripping. And the elephant, I
don't know. I guess it would charge you, but they
seem pretty slow, but they can easily step on you. Yeah,
like there's so much bigger than you. You can get
(43:34):
out of the way and just give it like a
right hook to the tusk that probably hurt her. There
goes your hands shattered on a tusk. You will bother
it and weave it and they give it the gribe
it by its big ears, and you're coming with me.
The animal and Americans are least confident they could be
victorious against in a bare handed fight is a grizzly bear. Oh.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I thought more people would say that they could and
me too, see that.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I think think I would win a fight with a
bear over a lion. Now, I mean I probably lose
to either one of them. You're logic, man, I don't know,
but I feel like a bear. I don't know why
I feel like a bear i'd have a good chance against. Also,
I was hiking the other day and there was a
sign that there was a bear in the area. Woe
you look for it and not with bear. It said
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that there was a bear sighting, and I walked around
like whatever, and then I left, like after five minutes.
I was scared of the bear. So I don't think
i'd win against a bear. Mister was really risky in
his life, Texas.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Far one or sixty one. What animal do you think
you could beat in a fight? Time for Nina's what's trending.
But we don't have a Nina. We only have a Victoria. Yeah,
it's a tiny little Victoria here today.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Sorry guys, But now I'm let me tell you what's trending.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
The presidential debate happened last night, So if you want
to watch it, go check it out on Max, Hulu
or Peacock. It's going to be available on all of
those services. Please go check it out.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I knew I was gonna say, it's your responsibility to
know one that's going on. Yeah, that's fair responsibly and boom.
Speaker 7 (45:04):
Goes a dynamite.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Wow. Okay, Well another news I don't know if it's
good or bad. But mistake. IRS is sending Yeah that
I couldn't. I got that. You can't wait for navy
to give back. Okay, the IRS, So you can actually
understand what's trending out. Fake notices. Wait, hold on, the
IRS is sending out fake notices. Well, fake notices are
being sent out that look like the IRS. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
The IRS says that some taxpayers are receiving a notice
of non payment even though they paid their twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Tax Is it a scam or is it the IRS
just messing up? I think the IRS is messing up.
Now you know what's happening.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
They're sending a form, but they say, don't pay right away.
Make sure to go check and see if if you
already paid your taxes, then just like, don't worry about it,
don't pay anything, and if you haven't, then you can pay.
But also they're warning people because scammers might also be
doing this. Oh, if you get a letter, just check
it out before you do anything.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Let's just say that.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Use my approach, which is the producer Brad approach to taxes.
Don't pay a lot, just let them bills pole.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Up, don't do that. Don't listen to Brad.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
No, if you can put it off for ten years,
I don't think they can collect after ten years.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Wait, seriously, I think that's how that works.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
No, I think there's a statute on it.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So if, like, if you didn't pay taxes in twenty fourteen,
can't she in trouble though?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
We can't get you four now. I think you could
go to jail. Yeah, we'll find out. Oh do you
have another story? I do. It's a happier one. We're
hitting a Forrest Gum reunion.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Well not exactly, but Tom Hanks and Robin Wright, the
two people played Forrest Gum.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
And Jenny Jenny.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Forest and Jenny are reuniting in a new film titled here.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh so it does nothing to the Forest Gump at all.
It's just two actors in a movie together again.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
But it's like they're in the same or different movie.
Oh dang it, I thought it was a second No.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, my trending song right today, guys, But that's Nana
the Victorian.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Jubiles dirty Little Secret. Hello you have a little secret?
Oh yeah, I do it.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
So I worked for a school district in a different
state and uh, let's just say I had keys to
you know, all the schools I did, like mechanical stuff
and whatnot. And uh, during summer, I'd go in and
I could get in the mechanical rooms. And what I
would do is I had a pillow that I found
like in like the health department, right, and like a pad,
(47:28):
like a wrestling pad, and I put up a mechanical room,
and I would go into cafeteria and get carton and
you know, milk or chocolate milk, and then I would
get some kind of snack and go up mechanical room
and I'd take me a nice little nap for an
hour two hours, three hours until I was rested, and
then I would go back to work.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Did you bring your blanky with you to go with
your chocolate milk?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
All right?
Speaker 7 (47:53):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Like how your nap was an hour two hours, three hours,
I'd sleep there all day pretty much.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Yeah, sometimes there was an hour. Sometimes it was pretty
close to about three hours. But you know, just been
on how tired I was. And that's that's my very
little sick here. It was not a good one, you know,
but hey, if you're tired, I guess good taking nap.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
I think it's a great one.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I identify as a sleepy girl, so I totally am
with that.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You're tired. You got taking naps, nap, yeah, you know,
and you got free snacks and everything. So great. Thank
you for telling us your a little secret.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
You bet you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
You too. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a little secret.
Speaker 8 (48:31):
Yes, okay, So my different little secret is I work
at a call center, and some of the times when
I put people on hold, it's like, so I could
like take a little break and like eat a lunch.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Or I've always heard that was always happening. Explains a lot.
Actually it's not always.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
But you know, if I if I'm hungry and I
want to grab like a Luna bar, you know, I'll
be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to transfer you home.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Please. Have you ever been caught doing that?
Speaker 9 (49:00):
How would they know?
Speaker 7 (49:01):
I mean, you know, they don't know why they're on hold?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Sure, right, yeah, unless you come back on chewing.
Speaker 9 (49:08):
I make sure all the evidence is gone.
Speaker 7 (49:09):
I swallow.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
I'm good at that point, and I'm like.
Speaker 8 (49:11):
Oh, sorry, the other departments just had a bass up
in their hold center and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Now I know exactly how angry to get when I'm
on hold.
Speaker 10 (49:23):
Thank you me, Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
What's your dirty little secret?
It's The Jibile Show minus jewbil In Nina.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
But that's okay because through the magic of radio, we've
compiled the best conversations that have existed on The Jubile
Show and we're going to play one for you right now.
It's a list of what people notice immediately when they
walk into your house and they immediately judge you on it.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Oh gosh, My.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Producer Brad Victoria's here, digital producer Gabby's here, and it's
time to rock.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Here we go, girl. I don't know what kind of
brank up you don't you? But no mounts where it sat?
Ben and Jerry is that is a mortgage? You can
be sad and the sun and bora bora for the
price that's going to cost you your island hoping in
Greece for that amount of money and find yourself a
Greek man flights not a field. The video that's going
viral at TikTok or somebody who had fifteen things of
Vina Jerry's in their grocery shopping man when those times hit, Okay,
(00:45):
you're no judging. It's the Jibile Show, And do you
judge someone as soon as you walk in their house?
I think absolutely. Yeah, I think everybody does. There's a
list going viral of the top things that people notice
immediately when they get to your house and what they
judge you on. Okay, smells immediately, mels. You don't notice
what a house smells like when you walk into it.
I only really notice it if it smells bad, but
I guess not if it smells good. Scent is the
(01:07):
first one on the list, By the way. Thing I
noticed that too, as soon as you walk into someone.
You ever have some friend who's got a house that
just always smells just off.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
You know, that smell of like wet T shirts, like
when you do laundry, and then it's like wet T
shirts oot.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Oh, like when you leave it in the washer for
too long.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And I did it to my comforter and I had
to wash it three times to get the smell out.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, victorious house stinks. No, you just won and I
hated it though. Another thing that people notice and judge
you on as soon as they walk in your house
to lighting. Is it warm and inviting or too dim
or too harsh? Interesting? I don't notice that.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I don't think I noticed that, but I will say
if it's like pitch black. I mean, obviously you're walking
into freaking walls left and right, But I gotta like
a nice little.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Do you pay attention to that jubil I don't know
if I pay attention to that still probably not. Probably not.
If you had a lot of lighting, like neon lights everywhere,
I probably would be like, okay, are you still sixteen?
Some stuff like that my mouse and like a toddler.
So the clutter, they notice if you're have your house clutter.
(02:07):
They don't notice if you don't mop, but they will
notice if you have random stuff scattered everywhere. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah, But I also notice if you don't mop, do you, Yeah,
because you can see scuffs on the floor, like I
like to swiffer mop my floors. Because you notice when
like little marks are like little things from pets and.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It just bothersh me see if it doesn't stink, I
don't start exploring, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
We're going over a list of what people notice and
judge you on as soon as they walk in your home.
A dirty kitchen or bathroom.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yes, kitchen, That's like the number one thing I check
out anytime I go to somebody's house. I also try
to figure out what kind of cups they have, because
I don't know, there's just something about too many plastic
cups and not having regular cups. But if you have
a section that's just for the plastic cups, that's not
just all around the sink and then like also glassware, oh,
then that's cool. So but otherwise I'm like, you have
a messy kitchen. You have just plastic cups and like
(02:56):
that are faded sports teams on them.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
You know what I mean? Do you go through the
bathroom cupboards and drawers bathroom we don't talk every time.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Wait, the top drawer, sometimes just the top drawer. Sometimes
because I'm like, where's your toothpaste? I just want to
make sure.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
You have that. We know what he is looking for toothpaste.
I like to look. I like to look through the bathroom.
If I go over to your house and just know
I'm probably looking through your bathroom. Anything cool. I've never
found anything cool yet, but I like to look at
what prescriptions people have. WEIRDO.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's why it's interesting. We're going overless is going viral
of the top things that people look at when they
first enter your house and what they judge you on
house plants. I love when you have plants that are
not dead. Let me just look at jewbile and smile.
Are doubles plants all dead?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Nobody has one upstairs that is dead. Yeah, it's a
cross from his little studio.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I got called on that out on that yesterday, someone
came over to my apartment and they were like, oh
my gosh, it's so clean, it's so pretty.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm like thanks, and they're.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Like, it's like that plant it's dying. And I'm like, well,
it's not my it's my roommates. And they're like, what
it's dying? And I'm like, what do you want me
to do about it? Like? I can water it, but
I don't know how to nurse a plant back to life.
You don't take care of her plants when she's gone.
She asked me once, and I think I've forgotten, so
she doesn't ask me anymore.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
I felt so bad. Oh my god, I need to
completely die. That's terrible. Another thing that people notice as
soon as they walk in your house and judge you
on the entryway, Yes, what about it? It's the first
thing they see. So if you want to impress people,
we have to make it nice. Oh, I always.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Get kind of intimidated when it's like a shoe rack
where all of the shoes are lined up perfectly. Take
off your shoes right when you walk in, Like I
understand that, I get it, but like throw themre on comfortably,
but not all lined up perfectly by color, by like
you know, style.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
So Nina is not like neat and organized.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I do, but right when you walk into the house,
it kind of screams a little bit like, well.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
You are strong, we are not the last little bit.
Another thing that people notice as soon as they walk
into your house and judge you on the furniture if
it's interesting or classy or if you're so is old
and sunken and full of claw marks from your cat. Yeah, totally,
I guess that'll makes sense. Also music, if you have
(05:09):
music playing or not. I don't really notice that. But
do you all judge on the type of music? Oh? Absolutely?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
What?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Really? Why?
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Well?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Because if I walk into your house and you're playing
something I don't like, we probably aren't friends.
Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, But my taste or my taste, your taste or
your taste man like, don't like my music?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Another thing that people notice as soon as they walk
in house. Is the temperature especially it's way too hot
or cold?
Speaker 8 (05:29):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Yeah, hot drives me crazy. When you walk into somebody's house,
it's super hot. You don't have layers on, you're not
prepared for it. But some people just run cold, and
so they keep it super hot. And then you're sitting
there sled. Are you trying to act like you're cute?
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, like you're cute.
Speaker 8 (05:46):
Like that.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They just keep it hot, so they're hoping. At one
point it's like, hey, it's super hot. He needed to
take our It's another jewbile phone frame Morning on the twenties. Hello, Yes, Hello,
(06:07):
my name is Ted Tibodo and I'm coming from air
conditioning and Heating. I was looking for Jane's.
Speaker 9 (06:15):
This is she Hello James, and I finally get a
call back. I've been leading messages for the last four days.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Okay, yes, and that's why I'm calling you back right now,
because apparently there is some sort of issue with your
air conditioning unit, heating unit something like that. Yes, it's
not working. My house is tell me a little bit
about it.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Hot pot from help super good.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Okay, all right, are you in the what are you doing?
I'm just typing down notes here while you tell me
what the issue is. So sorry about that. Let me
because so go ahead and tell me a little more
about it. I'm sorry, what's that?
Speaker 10 (06:51):
Yeah, No, you can't hear me because I can barely
hear you.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
It's really loud.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Its loud. The air condition is loud. Okay, I take
that down right now. Air conditioning is loud.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
Typing you're typing or whatever you're doing over there is loud.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You said, my typing is loud, yes, sir, okay, let
me just get that down so I can be No,
we have to document everything over here, so let me
just type of typing is too loud for the customer,
I mean, just try to cap typping down. Okay, So anyway,
what is the issue again? Let me just make sure
I get a very detailed report of that. My AC
is broken.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
I don't know if the lines are frozen or what's
going on, but nothing is coming.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Out customers my house.
Speaker 9 (07:33):
My house is incredibly hot, and I'm this is a
new system. There's absolutely no reason that this should not
be working.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
There.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
It's large, that's loud in the background. Take I'm just
getting this all down here. What was that? What in
the are you doing?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Like?
Speaker 8 (07:51):
How can you possibly listen to me with all of
that noise in the background.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
I'm just trying to help you out with your air
conditioning problem. You're not helping right now. Customers seems to
think that Customers isn't the health and why is it?
Why am I not being healthy all.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Of this noise?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Are you working on a freaking keyboard from the nineteen fifties?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
What the hell are you doing? I'm so sorry about that.
Is it the sound of a keyboard when I'm typing
down the notes? Just a little loud? Just a bit? Okay?
Would it be better for you if I switched over
to pen and paper? That would be amazing. Okay, I
can do that for you, because it sounds like you're
pretty fired up right now. We don't want you hot
in the house with no air conditioning, now, do.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
We sounds particularly okay.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
So why don't you go ahead and start telling me
that issue. I just write down with a pen and
paper so it'll be a little less loud for you.
The A is a working, it's new.
Speaker 8 (08:45):
What is me?
Speaker 1 (08:47):
What's the sound?
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Now?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
That's just me? I'm writing it down here, just writing
it down on the pen and paper with a pen
and paper for you? Okay, are you sitting next to
a copy machine?
Speaker 10 (08:56):
Is that what I mean?
Speaker 7 (08:57):
Like?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Because there's just way too much noise. The dependent paper
as loud as what you're saying.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
Everything is a little bit loud for me.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Let me switch over to a different device. And I'm
so sorry about that. It has never been an issue before.
Speaker 10 (09:10):
I don't see how it could not have been an
issue before.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Okay, well, now everything should be fine. I've put down
the pen and paper. I will not be using my
computer keyboard, and I will be paying attention and just
I do have to take notes, but it will not
be loud, I promise, thank you. Yes, So go ahead.
What's the issue?
Speaker 11 (09:28):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
Are you?
Speaker 12 (09:29):
Do you think type rater right now?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Yeah? Just type it down real quick because I don't
have any of those that more quiet. I'm so sorry
about that. What was that?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You know?
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I stopped? Just stop.
Speaker 10 (09:42):
I'm gonna rip the ac out of the phaone and
throw it onto my front yard so you all can
drive by and pick it up.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Okay, well, then at this point I'll just let you
know it's a prank phone call and your sister set
you up.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Jackie, Yes for me.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
This is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your sister Jackie set you up. Oh,
it's a joke. She said that. I'm sorry you've been
trying trying to get a hold of the air conditioning
people and you get really frustrated with bad customer service.
Speaker 6 (10:13):
Oh my god.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
And yeah, you nailed that on the.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
War Wake up every morning with jewble Phone Franks.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's time for Nina's What's trending? But she's not here?
Why because she has more vacation days.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
And boom goes a dynamite.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Also, Jeubil's not here. Would you like to guess why?
He also has more vacation.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Victoria is going to do what's trending because we still
felt like you needed to know what was going on
in the world. So it's time for Nina's What's trending
with Victoria.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Well, guys, Tesla cyber trucks are being recalled for a
fourth time, but for some reason, with all these recalls,
people still go out and buy them.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Have you seen one in the while? I have not.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It is the ugliest thing of it ever seen. Everyone
says this and I think it's true. It looks like
Elon Musk drew a truck when he was like four
years old on a piece of paper and he's like.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Let's make it oriole.
Speaker 8 (11:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Really silly.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
I mean, it's so silly.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
But every time I've seen one, and this goes to
this recall thing, every time I've seen one, it's having
a problem. There is yeah, it's being towed. It's like
there's a cop around it. There's like something going on.
These things are absolute pieces of junk.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Well, it looks like he tried to build it like
a Tesla, but with like a cyber Okay, but think
about what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Have you ever been in a tesla. They're made like
garbage as well.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Seriously, every Tesla owner I know is like yeah, and
then this knob fell off, and then it's like the
doors kind of not looked together properly.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
I heard a crazy thing the other day because they
self lock, I guess.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Or when the battery runs out, the locks don't work,
so you think it like locked in or locked out
if the battery dies.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
I don't know if this is true because I don't
have a Tesla, but I heard that.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
That is my greatest fear getting locked in the car. Yeah,
oh wow, you met You're just like, oh, it's hot outside. Yeah,
there has to be a wait around that. There has
to be, but we don't know it. Yeah what Tesla
owner is actually reading them manual No One And if
you have one of these, go get it checked out.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
And if you' driving Tesla also probably go get that
check switch.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
It's just switched to something else. Every time I'm on
the highway, I can see Ford any given time. You're
no longer special.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Oh well, anyways, moving on.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I hate to say it, guys, but the majority of
gen Z is in debt right now.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I believe it.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So if you have a gen Z friend or you
are in gen Z, just go maybe check on them,
because apparently a new online analysis said that just over
ninety seven percent of gen z ors, which is in
the largest metropolitan areas, are in debt.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
And that's all that advice you're giving on TikTok seem
a little less valid.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
Out.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
I mean, you.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Come at us millennials and the gen xers and.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
The boomers and all that. You come you know, this
is how you should live life.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Oh yeah, what's that bank account?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Like, Hey, we may not have money, but we have opinions.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
That's the political slogan for gen Z's gen Z. We
don't have any money, but we're full of things we
don't know about, and we have opinions on all of it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
We do.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Wow anything but work. That's why you're in debt. You
won't get a job. That is what's trending. It's the
Jubil Show.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's time to Catch a Cheater. Only on the Jubil Show,
Kathy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend Steven of five months
might already be messing around. Hey, Kathy tells, what's going on.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
Yeah, well, basically, yeah, it's been about five months, and
you know, we've had an awesome five months. We met
at a party that he had actually crashed, even actually crashed,
and he sort of like wedged himself in between me
and my sister. But you know, we were just having
an awesome time and we had a great connection. And
(14:13):
then I don't know about last week, he's been I
don't know, just I don't know, just kind of off.
Speaker 5 (14:19):
It's just not who I've seem to have.
Speaker 10 (14:22):
Met, you know, So I caught him at least cut
once or twice looking at my phone, and when I
asked him about it, he just said he was looking
for a picture that we had taken and that we
wanted to post. And you know, I really didn't care.
(14:43):
I was just you know, I wasn't hiding anything, so
I just let him send himself the picture. But on
the flip side, he's been released sketchy with his computer,
and you know, he has a key to my place
where at that point, you.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
Know, and I.
Speaker 10 (15:01):
Actually walked in on him talking quote unquote with someone,
but he was just a sight who enjoying himself while
doing so on his laptop and catch my dress.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I think it was so weird.
Speaker 10 (15:17):
He just said that he was adjusting himself, like to
write or whatever that means.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
You know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
We've been pretty open in you know, bedroom wise since
we've met, and we've had a very very healthy physical
kind of relationship, if he catch my grips. But not
only that, but two weeks ago, I had this girl's
night over at my place and he knew it, and
he kind of just invited himself over, which was okay,
(15:48):
I guess, but the whole time, he was just ignoring me,
like I don't know, like I was the third wheel
that night, and so we got into a huge fight
about it. I mean, I don't know, I could go on.
It's just he's just acting really weird, if I can
just say that, and I just think something's up.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
There's kind of a lot of flags here.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
He crashes the party, he's crashing your party, he's going
into your house playing with himself. I mean, I don't know,
some of some of this stuff just doesn't feel.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Like it's not right, right, No, not at all.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
And it's five months. They say that nobody can fake
who they really are for longer than three months, right,
so five months. Maybe he was able to fake it
for four and like the five months point, he's just
a sketchy dude.
Speaker 10 (16:29):
So I'm just trying to find out, like what the
heck is going on. You know, women are always really
good about like we have to listen to our intuition.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah right, and der intuition is telling me that something
is going on, telling you yeah, yeah, he's telling me too,
and I don't yeah, I mean, it definitely sounds shady,
and and he wasn't like apologetic or I mean, his
reaction sounds strange to me, That's.
Speaker 10 (16:54):
What I mean.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
It's just that makes sense, like.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
You could effortlessly lie about anything else, like whether he's
or not. There's a lot of stuff that feels sicky.
Speaker 10 (17:04):
I don't know what to say, and I don't want
to be paranoid girlfriends or whatever, but I want to
know what's before we keep going down in the road,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
I think there's a time to be rightfully paranoid, you know, Yeah, I.
Speaker 10 (17:16):
Mean that that I just so, I mean, it's just,
you know, when I approach him about it, he's just like,
you know, come on, it's just me being a guy
and it's guy's stuff, and you know, he's just downplayed
at all, like, you know, come on, big, Like I
just I don't know, I don't just you know, just
just adjusting myself and whatever.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, all right, well we'll try to figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back, and you
already told us what grocery store he's Awards Card member at,
so we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, one of our Lucky Rewards
card members wins free flowers delivered to anybody that they want.
It's our little way of saying thank you, and we'll
see if he sends those flowers to you or to
somebody else. Okay, Yeah, I just want to know. Yeah,
(17:57):
we'll try to figure it out for you. We'll play
a song come back and get your Catch Cheater next.
Right in the middle of to Catch a Cheater, And
if you're just joining us, Kathy is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of five months named
Steven might be cheating on her. We're about to help
her out and give him a call and pretend to
be from the grocery store that he's a rewards card
member at, and say that every single month, we choose
one rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from
(18:19):
our floral department. We'll see if he sends those to
Kathy or to somebody else. But before we do that, Kathy,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on your situation.
Speaker 10 (18:27):
Yeah, I just you know, my boyfriend of five months
has just been acting really weird and I have to
follow my gun and think I've tried to approaching about it,
and you just downplaced everything I caught him, you know,
playing with himself.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
But he said it was just like from adjusting.
Speaker 10 (18:41):
Herself and I was like, yeah, whatever, and then he's
just acting weird at my girls night and I just
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Something is just.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Not adding up. Okay, all right, well you ready for
us to call him?
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Please please?
Speaker 7 (18:55):
I just want to know.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Short. Been
calling from I was looking for our Rewards Card member
named Stephen.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Ah. Yeah, this is Stephen.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Hi. Stephen, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to give you some
good news today. Congratulations, you're this month's big winner.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
Where did I win?
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Maybe you haven't seen the signs. Every single month, we
choose one Rewards Card member at random to win free
flowers delivered from our floral department. It's our little way
of saying thank you very much for shopping. So you've
just won thirty six long stim red roses, a card,
and a box of candy to be delivered to anybody
that you want in the United States, absolutely free. It's
a three hundred and twelve dollars value.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Actually, okay, that's that's awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
If you know who you want to send them to.
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes over the phone. So if you know who
you want to send them to right now, we can
do that right now.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
Yeah, No, I can do it right now.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's fine, right, Okay, I guess I just need to
get the first and last name of the person you
would like to send them to.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
You can send them to Sasha.
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Okay, Sasha, Okay, hold on.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
A second, hold on, hold on, hold on. That's my sister, Stephen.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Hey, this is the Dubal Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment where we're trying to catch people cheating.
That is actually your girlfriend, Kathy. On my god, you.
Speaker 13 (20:29):
I'm sorry, Stephen, that's my theme, sister.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (20:38):
You're gonna have you been?
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Have you been shagging?
Speaker 11 (20:42):
Have you?
Speaker 5 (20:45):
We have not?
Speaker 6 (20:46):
We haven't.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
We haven't hooked up yet. We haven't even hooked up yet.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yes, oh my god, I am a fool.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
I can't explain, honestly, but.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
We've had a great fun.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
So the truth is, the first night that that we met.
Speaker 11 (21:02):
I was actually trying to hook up with Sasha, but
you were all over me, and I was like, maybe
I'll try.
Speaker 13 (21:12):
Maybe I'll try this for a little while. And so
I did, and I say, and I thought that, you know,
for a little bit, it was all right. And then
I don't know, it didn't feel like a perfect match.
And so I started talking to Sasha again and it
felt like we had more of a connection, and I
just like, I don't get together.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
We've been together five months.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
You came to Christmas, my Christmas dinner with my sister.
So were you guys?
Speaker 7 (21:36):
Just all flirty flirty?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Like when I was in the kitchen cooking a little bit.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I just like, sorry, guys, it was oh my god,
oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 7 (21:49):
I hate you.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I you know, I hate my sister. You my dog. No,
And I don't I'm done.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I don't mean to make I don't. I really I
did try.
Speaker 11 (22:02):
And the truth is, I just have more of a
connection with your sister and I and I, honestly, I
just hope that one day you can respect that.
Speaker 12 (22:11):
Though.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Yeah, with her sister though a.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
Little bit like we didn't hook up yet or anything,
just talking. We just didn't like, could you do this?
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Five months?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
We've been together five months, You're touch dog.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
I hate you. I hate you. I never want to
see you again. You are awful. I'm gonna go bye.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
We haven't even hooked up yet.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
It doesn't make it any better. I was going to say,
how does that make it better? It doesn't. It doesn't
make it any better at all. Kathy hung up, and Steven,
it doesn't make it better. Man. You know what?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
You have everything up? All right? You gets happy? I did.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I didn't even date Kathy and then start dating her
sister in the middle of it.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Nope, are you're going around narking on everybody? I don't know?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
You will shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's the Jebel Show and it's sign for everybody's favorite game.
You versus Victoria, Jubeling Nina are not here, so we're
gonna play back one of our favorite ones and we'll
see if Victoria's gonna shave her head or not.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
How does that sound? No, not fun. I'll grab the clippers.
Here we go in the way back machine.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
In the world right now, but you don't have to
dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
To like you. It's time for America's favorite trivia game.
Oh You Versus Victoria Your chance to take on Victoria
Ramirez in a game of trivia to see who gets
to compete in this year's trivia deathmatch, where one wrong
answer could be your last. We love you, it's been nice,
and let's meet today's contestant. Sarah was up. Sarah, Hey,
(23:50):
how are you great? Thanks for asking? Are you ready
to take on Victoria? I'm so ready. So I'm a
little nervous. Set either nervous or that calm where you're like,
oh no, she's gonna be a beast. All right, We're
gonna send Victoria out of the studio and the game
is played like this. Sarah, you have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
(24:11):
just say passed and Victoria has to beat you outright, wain, Okay, okay,
all right, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
The white willow trees bark produces what popular medicine path?
Where was the Caesar salad invented? What is the only
bird that can fly backwards?
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Pa?
Speaker 3 (24:33):
What year did Australia get its independence? What is the
average max speed of a parrot in flight?
Speaker 6 (24:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio Sarah while she's
getting settled. What's something you would like the world to
know about you today? I just thought my cosmetology license.
What are you going to do with it?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Thank you? I'm hopefully open up my own little salon eventually.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Nice. Okay, what's your favorite thing to do cosmetology wise?
Is that? That's like everything? Right? Like? Yeah, what's your
favorite thing to do?
Speaker 10 (25:14):
I really like doing.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
The last extensions.
Speaker 7 (25:16):
I mean, I'm just starting.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Out, but they're what I'm most interested in.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
So very cool. Well, if you win, there's another prize
on the line. You get to shave Victoria's head. All right, Victoria,
why at your head? Why do you get out here?
Speaker 7 (25:32):
We go?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Because I'm growing my hair along on top I can
do that just doesn't fit into my plane. Yeah, but
your head fits into my plan. You can cut your hair,
all right, Victoria. Thirty seconds stands as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Sarah outright to win. You ready, Yes, Sarah,
you can tell her when to.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
Go, okay go.
Speaker 3 (25:51):
The white willow trees bark produces what popular medicine?
Speaker 1 (25:55):
What is the twister.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
H Where was the caesar salad invented Italy? What is
the only bird that can fly backwards?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
What a gegle?
Speaker 3 (26:11):
What year did Australia get its independent bro fourteen fifteen?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
What is the average max speed of a parrot in flight?
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Question?
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Hard questions today really are over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard prodezer bread.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Sarah, you didn't get any correct so sorry about that.
And I just drew a picture of Victoria's shaved head
because she didn't get any correct Sarah.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
That means you win. Y didn't beat you out right?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Owl backwards.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
We'll find out in just a second. What bird flies backwards? Wait?
What what bird did you say? Sarah? Hey, owl.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
Backward.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
Their head turns all the way around. They can look
at the back. I hears the shaved headed Victoria very bird,
and you can just shave Victoria's.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Head, Sarah. So let's go over the answers that with Nina.
Aspirin is what comes from the white willow tree?
Speaker 4 (27:09):
I said, very close though, Ceo Wana, Mexico was where
the Caesar salad was invented.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, oh weird. I did not expect.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
That Victoria would know it because she's Mexican.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
She doesn't know. She maden't know about your culture. Did
you know what bird flies backwards? Google hummingbird? Yes, yep, okay,
just like hummingbirds. I know that humming birds are my fabies,
and they literally fly backwards. Every time you see a
video of them, they're like flying fourd back, four back back.
Speaker 8 (27:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
I just watched them drink because we got one of
those little houses for them. Anyway, Australia got its independence
in nineteen oh one and the average max speed of
a parrot is two hundred miles per hour.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
I said twenty just times out crazy. And they can talk,
so do you think they're like yelling like Sarah? Congratulations
play versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
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Speaker 1 (28:09):
Oliver is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Sarah and has
no idea why. So we're going to call her in
a few minutes and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him. But first, Oliver, how long has it
been since you heard from Sarah?
Speaker 7 (28:22):
It's been about a week.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
How many times have you try to get ahold of
her in that week?
Speaker 8 (28:26):
Well?
Speaker 7 (28:27):
I was texting her for the first couple of days,
three days, and I had spent like a text message
and she like replied like really short, and then like
the next day I didn't hear anything, and then the
next day I didn't hear anything either, So then I
tried to call her, and then after that I just
(28:48):
I was like, you know, I don't want to seem
too much like a soccer so let me just just
back off a little bit. So I haven't personally reached
out to her in like two days now, all.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Right, So we gave her a little break for a
couple of days.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Let's go back to your date. Can you tell us
about that?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
Yeah, So we met up at a bar and we
were going to get a drink or two because I
had made reservation, so we were just kind of waiting
for those to get to get get the tailor ready.
But there was this really dope band that was playing
in the bar area and me and her were just
really enjoying the music, and we kind of talked about it, like,
(29:29):
you know what, we can order food at the bar.
Let's you know, let's just still here. So I went
and canceled the reservation and we just had some food
there at the bar, had some drinks and really enjoyed
this cool band and that. Yeah, and that was the date.
And then after that I drove her home and left
her there, said good night and yeah, so it was
(29:49):
really weird. I feel like we had an awesome time.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
So you just said good night? No kiss, handshake, the hug.
Was there any kind of interaction other than just buy I.
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Guess I'm saying, yeah, yeah, Like, uh, I didn't feel
like I should go in for the kiss, but I
definitely hug her and I said, hey, I would love
to hand again, see you again.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
I didn't want it.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
I'm not too forwardive a guy like that, but I
you know, I definitely wanted to.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Okay, of course, did you feel like she wanted to?
Speaker 7 (30:16):
I don't know. That's that's the thing, Like she she
seemed excited in her response about going on another date.
And it wasn't like a quick little hug like it
was it was a nice little embrace, like just you know,
you know when someone really enjoys hugging and it's kind
of there's a little squeeze and yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
So then what about like on the date, was there
anything that was awkward that would make her not want
to call you back? Or is there anything really great
that happened?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
Could she have also wanted to go to the dinner
reservation and like not wanted to stay and listen to
the music?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Like do you think she could have met about that?
Speaker 7 (30:49):
No, I mean she she's actually the one that kind
of first suggested it. But you know, there was one
thing when when I walked back to the bar after
canceling the reservation, she was like kind of talk to
this guy, and it was it sounded like it was
a little heated, like maybe they were arguing about something.
I mean, it seemed like she knew him. What could
(31:10):
have been an ex or friend or something else. I'm
not too sure, but like when I asked her about it,
she was just like, oh, he was like trying to
hit on me, And you know, I kind of think
of it now, she did seem a little off after
that interaction. Okay, maybe it was an X. Maybe it
was a you know, a friendship gone wrong, or you
(31:31):
didn't ask her like she just kind of she was like, oh,
you know, he's just hitting on me?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Was she saying? Next to you and she was getting
hit on?
Speaker 7 (31:41):
I saw it. I wasn't like physically there, but I
could see it as I was walking up, And by
the time I got there, the guy had already gone,
but it looked like it was heated. She didn't seem
amused by it.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
Okay, we'll try to figure it out. We'll plays and
come back and then call her, get her on the
phone and ask her why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get you another.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
Okay, yeah, that'd be perfect, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Play song, come back, get your first Day follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first date follow up,
and Oliver is on the phone today he's getting ghosted
by Sarah. He doesn't know why. So we're about to
call her in just a second and see if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Oliver, why don't you catch everybody
up on your date with Sarah.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
Yeah, we went to a bar and we were going
to have dinner at a restaurant, and we had a
great time at the bar because it was live music,
so we decided to stay there and we had it
at a great time and it seemed like a pleasant evening.
You want to drop her off, but now I can't
get a hold of her.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
All right, Well we'll see if we can figure it out.
Here we go. Hello, Hi, my speak to Sarah please sir,
Hey Sarah, how are you? My name is Jewbel from
a radio show called The Jebel Show. Hi, Sarah arm
(32:57):
Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria. Oh hey, Hi,
what's up? You listen to the show?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (33:05):
Okay, I love it. Why are you guys calling.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
Me because somebody else listens to the show too?
Speaker 8 (33:14):
Well?
Speaker 9 (33:14):
I think a lot of people listen to you, guys.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
This is a person that you know, Oh okay, And
they wanted us to call you because you went out
on a date with them and now you're ghosting them.
Speaker 9 (33:26):
Oh okay, okay, I think I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
This is a first date follow up. And Oliver is
a guy who emailed us and said he went on
a date with you and he doesn't know why you're
ghosting and he thought everything was.
Speaker 9 (33:38):
Cool, Oh, Oliver, Yeah, you know what, He's actually a
really good person and he's a good guy.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Well he told us about your date. If he's a
good guy, why don't you want to go out with
him again?
Speaker 7 (33:53):
You know?
Speaker 9 (33:54):
It's not I got sound funny. It's not him. It's
I just don't know what I want. I'm getting out
of a relationship, and I don't know for sure I'm
going to get out of it or not.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
My ex keeps blowing up my phone.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
I was in a two year relationship. So it's just
really hard because I just don't know exactly what I want.
I don't know if I want to move on and
date other people or just be stingle for a while,
or get back together with my ex.
Speaker 7 (34:23):
So I'm just confused.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
I get that. Why did you go on a date
in the first place?
Speaker 9 (34:27):
Though, because I didn't know what I wanted that I
wanted to go out and see. I still don't know
what I want.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Well, who was on dry What?
Speaker 6 (34:39):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
That was Oliver? Sarah? Or he's actually on the phone
listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (34:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, who were you?
Speaker 7 (34:50):
That was my ex?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
What that?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
I I didn't want.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
To say anything to you because I didn't.
Speaker 7 (34:58):
I didn't know how you.
Speaker 9 (34:59):
Would take this situation. I just went through a breakup.
Of going through a breakup, My extion isn't happy, he
still wants me back. I don't know what I want,
and so I just didn't say anything. It was awkward,
and so I just went on to the date my
ex last he didn't stay there.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Date.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
So yeah, he saw he saw that I was.
Speaker 9 (35:20):
On a date. He got it on my friend's app,
and he couldn't stand that I was with another guy.
So he showed up and he's, you know, wanting to
ask questions and all that stuff.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
I mean, like, why couldn't you just tell me that,
like are you Are you back with him? Like what's
what's the deal? I'm not back with him.
Speaker 9 (35:43):
I just don't know what I want. I wanted to
go out on a date with you to see if
that's what I want, And then he showed up, and
so now I'm thinking, I'm just confused because he's bringing
back all the good things that we have and like
why we should breakup and why we back together again.
So I just know what I want, Like, I don't
know if I want to get back together with him,
or if I just want to be single and have
(36:05):
a good time or go out with you.
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Sarah, you did tell us that you're talking to him
though I.
Speaker 9 (36:13):
Am talking to what my acts? Yeah, of course it
was two years. I don't know exactly what I mean.
I can't just end it.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
I feel like that's fair. But then why go on
a date with Oliver and like ghost him?
Speaker 7 (36:26):
Yeah, I mean that's what dating.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
You go out and you date someone and you just
get to note them, Like, I mean, it's not it's
not like her boyfriend girlfriend, But you.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
Don't usually go on a date with someone when you're
still in a relationship with someone else, Like, like, how
does that make any sure? Like are you just trying
to am I? Like a my booty call? Like he's
trying to hook up with me, And like, well, what's
wrong with.
Speaker 9 (36:53):
A booty call? Maybe it takes another guy to get
over the other guy.
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Well I'm not that guy, Like I'm trying to find
like a relationship, you know, Like I'm trying to be
that guy. I'm not trying to just be puking up
with whoever. Especially Yeah, but you don't know me until
you hook up with me. Maybe I'm a little old friend.
I mean, I don't think that's I don't think that's true.
But even so, like like what if I was there,
(37:20):
Like would your ex have like punched me in the face.
Speaker 9 (37:23):
Like, no, he's not violent. He might follow, he's not violent.
He probably would just stare at your safe somewhere.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
But he left, so he left. He didn't.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Hey, nobody asks for my advice. But whenever a third party,
like as in an X, shows up on a date,
it's never a good sign. They continue to pop up
and even sometimes break into the house and look at
you in bed with that person while you're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Well, and bring into the house and look at you
while you're specific. That's why I said, nobody ask my advice.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Well, I have experience in this apartment, and just let
just so you know, when the X pops up on
a date run.
Speaker 7 (38:01):
Yeah, yeah, that would have been good to know.
Speaker 1 (38:04):
Oliver would ran, there's d Fallow up.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
It's the Jubil Show. But we don't have Jewbel and
we don't have Nina. Just producer Brad Victoria and digital
producer Gabby are here. So we gathered some audio for
you and we're gonna play it. This is our list
of animals that Americans think they cou're going to fight against.
Oh my, it's a great conversation and you get your
fix of Jubil and Nina in this one.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
So here we go.
Speaker 12 (38:29):
Why do my calls go straight to voicemail because my
phone is on Do not Disturb twenty four seven. I
don't want to be disturbed ever. I choose when I
want to see my notifications. You don't get to just
pop into my life, pop into my phone and surprise me,
catch me off guard, take me aback. No, I get
to choose when I swipe down and see the not diffs,
and then I'll decide if I even want to respond
(38:50):
to you about everyone just leaves me alone for the
rest of my life.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
It's the Jewbil show. And you know how it is.
You're watching Animal Planet and you look at the lions
walking around like they're all the king of the jungle
or something, and you wish you could put one of
them right in their place. So you book a ticket
to the African Sahara so you can take a safari
and just punch one of those cocky felines right in
the grill. Fuck, what the new survey was just released
(39:16):
and it asked Americans what animals they think they could
win a fight against. Oh my god, so let's see
how ridiculous some of these are. And also, I don't
know why they felt the need to do this survey,
but anyway, the animal most Americans feel confident they could
beat in a fight is a rat. Well, okay, say
they could win against the rat. Okay, I would say that,
I don't know if I could win against the rat.
(39:36):
What because they're scary to me. I would probably run
away from a rat, would you, Yeah, or a rat
will get you in a long game, because it'll end
up giving you the bubonic plague at some point they
stare at you.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
I've had a lot of experience with rats because when
I lived in New York and i'd wait for the
subway in the morning by myself, the rats.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Would come around, and like I felt like they were
talking to me. Yeah, why's so weird? Yeah, they're actually
pretty nice. My brother had two growing up. I don't
know rats would scare me, but apparently seventy two percent
of people say they could win a fight against the rat.
And next up is a house cat. No, why would
you want to beat up a house cat. This is
if you had to beat it. Yeah, like if you
(40:13):
really had no choice, right, I guess well, sixty nine
of people think they could beat up a house cat
followed by a goose after that. I don't know about
a geese? Are really they are? No? I was chased
around a golf course by one once. I couldn't get
my golf ball.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah? I won like a multiple one, this one enre goose.
My ball landed by this goose and he was not
happy about it, and I went to go try to
grab it, and he just kept chasing me. Like I
guess I lost the fight. I lost against the goose.
He hit you. It would be money to see that
you didn't get me, But it was scary. Those things
are ferocious. They don't care. They moved fast. Also, the
(40:55):
other morning, I went on a run and I ran
down this dock and then I stopped because I've saw
something And I was like, what is that? And there
was three geese at the end of it, just sitting
there staring at me. Yeah, I stopped and I just
backed away slowly, like.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Forget about robbers in a dark Nay, Yeah, don't get
stuck on a doc of three geese.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
They're going over a new survey that asked people what
animals they think they could beat in a fight. The
only other animals that Americans tend to think that they
could take on as a medium sized dog. Oh I
just but not even half. Forty nine percent think they
could win a fight against a large dog. Why. I
don't know if I could beat a large dog, I
(41:33):
just wouldn't want to. It goes downhill from there. Seventeen
percent of people think that they could win unarmed against
a chimpanzee. Yeah right, what like, how do you think
you could beat that? There are fifteen percent of people
feel like they would win a fight against the king kobra. Oh,
(41:53):
hell no, they can win. I thought about that one
a lot. Actually, Why because you see those snake charmers
and stuff, and I'm like, what if I was a
snake charmer and you have to practice, right, so at
some point you're not charming snakes, they're angry at you,
and so you have to kind of bob and we
even get out of the way. Would you rather fight
a king cobra or an anaconda? I think I'm dead
either way. I guess a cobra. Yeah, I would rather
(42:16):
fight the cobra because I would just stand in front
of it and wait for it to strike, and then
I would just smack it right in the cheek. Snakes
have cheeks. There's you a bobbing and weaving and smacking snakes.
You know you're just about to get eaten alive. We're
going over a new survey that ask Americans which animals
they think they could beat in a fight. A few
(42:37):
folks think they could win against some really dangerous animals,
including a wolf. Twelve percent of people think they could
beat a wolf. Wow, how those are the BROSI see
at the gym? That right? A crocodile? Nine percent of
people think they could beat a crocodile. Oh, I don't know.
I've seen a video.
Speaker 4 (42:52):
I've seen a few videos on YouTube where if I
get into it the crocodile, I think I can hold
them down long enough.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Okay, but you will be to beat a catter and dog.
But you're sure you can take down a crocodile.
Speaker 4 (43:03):
No, but the crocodiles, you're just rolling. Basically, you gotta
keep rolling with them, and you gotta keep turning and
twisting and then you can, like if you get them,
like tire him out before he tires you out, you.
Speaker 1 (43:12):
Can like keep him. That's what the YouTube videos that
I see, say a gorilla, an elephant, or a lion.
Eight percent of people think they could beat those up. Okay,
well those eight percent are tripping. And the elephant, I
don't know. I guess it would charge you, but they
seem pretty slow, but they can easily step on you. Yeah,
like there's so much bigger than you. You can get
(43:34):
out of the way and just give it like a
right hook to the tusk that probably hurt her. There
goes your hands shattered on a tusk. You will bother
it and weave it and they give it the gribe
it by its big ears, and you're coming with me.
The animal and Americans are least confident they could be
victorious against in a bare handed fight is a grizzly bear. Oh.
Speaker 3 (43:56):
I thought more people would say that they could and
me too, see that.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
I think think I would win a fight with a
bear over a lion. Now, I mean I probably lose
to either one of them. You're logic, man, I don't know,
but I feel like a bear. I don't know why
I feel like a bear i'd have a good chance against. Also,
I was hiking the other day and there was a
sign that there was a bear in the area. Woe
you look for it and not with bear. It said
(44:22):
that there was a bear sighting, and I walked around
like whatever, and then I left, like after five minutes.
I was scared of the bear. So I don't think
i'd win against a bear. Mister was really risky in
his life, Texas.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Far one or sixty one. What animal do you think
you could beat in a fight? Time for Nina's what's trending.
But we don't have a Nina. We only have a Victoria. Yeah,
it's a tiny little Victoria here today.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Sorry guys, But now I'm let me tell you what's trending.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
The presidential debate happened last night, So if you want
to watch it, go check it out on Max, Hulu
or Peacock. It's going to be available on all of
those services. Please go check it out.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
I knew I was gonna say, it's your responsibility to
know one that's going on. Yeah, that's fair responsibly and boom.
Speaker 7 (45:04):
Goes a dynamite.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
Wow. Okay, Well another news I don't know if it's
good or bad. But mistake. IRS is sending Yeah that
I couldn't. I got that. You can't wait for navy
to give back. Okay, the IRS, So you can actually
understand what's trending out. Fake notices. Wait, hold on, the
IRS is sending out fake notices. Well, fake notices are
being sent out that look like the IRS. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
The IRS says that some taxpayers are receiving a notice
of non payment even though they paid their twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Tax Is it a scam or is it the IRS
just messing up? I think the IRS is messing up.
Now you know what's happening.
Speaker 4 (45:40):
They're sending a form, but they say, don't pay right away.
Make sure to go check and see if if you
already paid your taxes, then just like, don't worry about it,
don't pay anything, and if you haven't, then you can pay.
But also they're warning people because scammers might also be
doing this. Oh, if you get a letter, just check
it out before you do anything.
Speaker 1 (45:58):
Let's just say that.
Speaker 2 (46:00):
Use my approach, which is the producer Brad approach to taxes.
Don't pay a lot, just let them bills pole.
Speaker 1 (46:05):
Up, don't do that. Don't listen to Brad.
Speaker 2 (46:08):
No, if you can put it off for ten years,
I don't think they can collect after ten years.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Wait, seriously, I think that's how that works.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
No, I think there's a statute on it.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
So if, like, if you didn't pay taxes in twenty fourteen,
can't she in trouble though?
Speaker 1 (46:19):
We can't get you four now. I think you could
go to jail. Yeah, we'll find out. Oh do you
have another story? I do. It's a happier one. We're
hitting a Forrest Gum reunion.
Speaker 4 (46:30):
Well not exactly, but Tom Hanks and Robin Wright, the
two people played Forrest Gum.
Speaker 1 (46:34):
And Jenny Jenny.
Speaker 4 (46:37):
Forest and Jenny are reuniting in a new film titled here.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Oh so it does nothing to the Forest Gump at all.
It's just two actors in a movie together again.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
But it's like they're in the same or different movie.
Oh dang it, I thought it was a second No.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
Yeah, my trending song right today, guys, But that's Nana
the Victorian.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
Jubiles dirty Little Secret. Hello you have a little secret?
Oh yeah, I do it.
Speaker 6 (47:05):
So I worked for a school district in a different
state and uh, let's just say I had keys to
you know, all the schools I did, like mechanical stuff
and whatnot. And uh, during summer, I'd go in and
I could get in the mechanical rooms. And what I
would do is I had a pillow that I found
like in like the health department, right, and like a pad,
(47:28):
like a wrestling pad, and I put up a mechanical room,
and I would go into cafeteria and get carton and
you know, milk or chocolate milk, and then I would
get some kind of snack and go up mechanical room
and I'd take me a nice little nap for an
hour two hours, three hours until I was rested, and
then I would go back to work.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Did you bring your blanky with you to go with
your chocolate milk?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
All right?
Speaker 7 (47:53):
Maybe?
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Like how your nap was an hour two hours, three hours,
I'd sleep there all day pretty much.
Speaker 6 (48:00):
Yeah, sometimes there was an hour. Sometimes it was pretty
close to about three hours. But you know, just been
on how tired I was. And that's that's my very
little sick here. It was not a good one, you know,
but hey, if you're tired, I guess good taking nap.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
I think it's a great one.
Speaker 3 (48:15):
I identify as a sleepy girl, so I totally am
with that.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You're tired. You got taking naps, nap, yeah, you know,
and you got free snacks and everything. So great. Thank
you for telling us your a little secret.
Speaker 6 (48:26):
You bet you guys have a good day.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
You too. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a little secret.
Speaker 8 (48:31):
Yes, okay, So my different little secret is I work
at a call center, and some of the times when
I put people on hold, it's like, so I could
like take a little break and like eat a lunch.
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Or I've always heard that was always happening. Explains a lot.
Actually it's not always.
Speaker 8 (48:51):
But you know, if I if I'm hungry and I
want to grab like a Luna bar, you know, I'll
be like, oh, yeah, I'm going to transfer you home.
Speaker 1 (48:57):
Please. Have you ever been caught doing that?
Speaker 9 (49:00):
How would they know?
Speaker 7 (49:01):
I mean, you know, they don't know why they're on hold?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Sure, right, yeah, unless you come back on chewing.
Speaker 9 (49:08):
I make sure all the evidence is gone.
Speaker 7 (49:09):
I swallow.
Speaker 1 (49:10):
I'm good at that point, and I'm like.
Speaker 8 (49:11):
Oh, sorry, the other departments just had a bass up
in their hold center and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (49:17):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Now I know exactly how angry to get when I'm
on hold.
Speaker 10 (49:23):
Thank you me, Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
What's your dirty little secret?
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