How to Survive a Horror Movie

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Has this ever happened to you? It's a jewbile show.
You're in a conversation with some friends and one of
them says something like, I don't know, I don't think
Ryan Reynolds has the best abs in the business.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Anymore.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You know, you should just let it go. It's not
that big of a deal. But you're a big fan
of Rye rise abs and that's such their opinion. But
then it eats at you and you're not going to
go quietly on the subject, and before you know it,
you're in a heated debate about Ryan Reynolds' abs in
the middle of a bar totally, and you're so determined
to prove them wrong that you take three buses, two trains,
and three flights to find Ryan Reynolds, wait until he's

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working out, and then you try to tackle him so
you can get exact measurements of his watchboard stomach. And
then you end up locked up and wondering why couldn't
I just let it go? It's a an turn me neither. Anyway.
There's a trend going viral on the Internet of people
sharing the smallest heels that they're willing to die on. Wow,
we'll go over it next, so you can see just
how ridiculous people are. Also, if you have a very

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small button issue that gets you all worked up, call
us eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also text us at four one oh six
one and we'll go over it next. It's the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It is ready.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm ready ready. This is a double show. And who's
ready to argue about the most ridiculous topics and not
even be willing to hear any other side but yours.
I know who I am because this is America and
that's what we do. And if you approve of that.
The trend is going viral right now is people sharing
the smallest hills that they're willing to die on. So

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if you have a tiny issue that gets you all
worked up and don't know why, call us and tell
us what it is. Eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. You can also text us at
four one oh six one and we'll go over the
list right now of the smallest hills that you're willing
to die on.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I love that there's a list because I really never
know what it is until it happens.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
That's true, and then you're like, why am I even
arguing about this? But I'm actually really upset. Yes, Nickelback
is a great band. Oh that's a big one. They
really are a great band. I'm sure I didn't think
of what songs they have. Look at this vote all
I do like that. That gets awesome. They're one of
those bands that people hate for some reason. I don't

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know what eyes, but they have so many hits too.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Those people are like Nickelback. Everyone craps on Nickelback because
they're not rock and they're not pop. They're somewhere in between.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
They are they Christian?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, I'll not say what.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
I don't think they are because I saw them live
and first of all, my mind was blown, and second
of all it was not for all ages.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Wild show another small hill that people are willing to
die on. It's a trend that's coming viral on social media.
Alia will always be number one over Beyonce, who's a
leah Okay, I saw I need to take the biggest breath,
like hold.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Up, okay, because I can't hoop on her because rip
and Aliah is amazing.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
But Beyonce, dust yourself off and try again.

Speaker 5 (03:00):
Remember that song no singer that you don't know Victoria's mo,
I know Beyonce.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I just like saying that Beyonce is not the best
to any room and seeing what happens.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, it's like sneak out if you say Beyonce is
even just okay, like what that's me?

Speaker 6 (03:20):
I don't feel like fighting right now.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
I love to drop it in a room, just like
Beyonce is overrated and then just grab my popcorn.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
He really does. But she is fighting today that people
are willing to die on. There's a trend going viral
on the internet of the tiniest hills that you're willing
to die on. Greece Too will always be better than
Greece is one of the top ones.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
That's ridiculous. Okay, that person didn't see the first one.
That's okay, they don't know. It's fine.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Have you seen Greece, Victoria? If I'm gonna be honest,
they both combined in my head. I don't remember the
first and the second. I never saw the second.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
If you do ever watch Greece Too, just word of advice,
it does have probably better music, but the acting is terrible.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Where there's somebody hearing you say that, that is very mad.
Right now, there's trend going viral, people sharing the tiniest
hills that they're willing to die on. It's caramel. It's caramel,
not caramel. I've seen people argue about that one a lot.
You're so fine, here's the thing. So it's spelled caramel,
and so that's how you should say it.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Same thing with veterans. You shouldn't say veterans. You're missing
an e uh comfortable. There's a whole syllable. It's not comfortable.
It's comfortable.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah, so I words face is getting read back so
many hills, he's going to be dead. It's just like,
it just says to say the word it says. It
says it right to caramel.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Camel a r A. The caramel caramel apple, not caramel apple.
I say caramel apple because the word crude. It sounds
weird you say caramel.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I know it's weird to hear an educated person speak,
but sometimes you just got to get in on it.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
I just think it's weird that the word comfortable is comfortable,
but it's such an uncomfortable word to say if you
say it correctly.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
I just that's why it's always just comfy, just keeping easy.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
But nobody knows what you're trying to say. It's like,
that's all a comfy. Another tiny issue that people are
willing to die on the hill for is don't use
your speakers on public transit headphones only. I think that's
absolutely true.

Speaker 7 (05:38):
I mean, unless you're going to have a party with everyone,
except because you're listening to music.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, the blame music, and I can Hearl's music.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's like cool, what's that.

Speaker 8 (05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Nobody has the guts to tell that person to turn
it off, though, because you don't actually want.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
To die on that hill. And the people who have
speakerphone conversations in public usually have the most interesting conversations though.
I want to hear. Yeah, I was good about to
get on a plane one time, and this girl next
to me was on a speakerphone sitting and she was

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away from her boyfriend. She was cheating on her boyfriend.
Oh my god. And somehow the sister had tipped off
the boyfriend that she was out of town when she
wasn't supposed to be out of town. Oh my god.
And I was hearing the whole conversation. And then she
walked away and I'm like, no, come back. It's another
jubile phone frame.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Day mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Hell, I do not know where I'm going. I'm calling
him right now. We'll find out. This is my favorite song.
I love this one. This is when it's to call.
When the beat drops, when it's from Hello, Hello, Hello,
this is Herich Yes, Hello, this is Heindrich. Okay, I'm
looking for Leon. This is how to hear you once

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acond you return of my bluetooths. The bluetoth is very loud,
but this this is what I'm talking about. But I
need to turn me down now because I need to
speak to the client. But this is what this is
my favorite part. Hello, Hello, this sorry. For some reason,
my bluetooth it will not stop. Is this Leon? This
is Heinrich with the movies. I have your things? Oh no,

(07:28):
for some reason, the blue wait back home Hello one moment. Please,
my bluetooth is going. I can kind of hear you,
but I don't know if you fear because I can
kind of hear you, but I'm not sure if you
can hear me. Okay, I'm so sorry about that. Hello, Leon,

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this is Heinrich and.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
I have your okay, and where are you?

Speaker 1 (07:54):
I don't know where to go?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
What do you mean you don't know where to go?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
He's been trying your job, yes, but I am new here.
I just want someone new.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I've been waiting a week for my stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes, I know you've been waiting a week, and I'm
trying to get to you. But I do not know
exactly where to go. Can you tell me where to go? Please?

Speaker 9 (08:13):
Or not?

Speaker 2 (08:16):
GPS?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
You want to turn onto?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
What the GPS?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
There is the buttons, but where's the button?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Use your phone?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
But I'm so sorry. I'm so confused. I mean new
drive here.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I don't know would send a new driver with all
my stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
I've just came to the country and I just got
this job, and now I'm having trouble finding your house.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, you're real close to losing your job. I can
tell you that much. Little.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
I'm having trouble hearing you. Are you giving me directions
to the house?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I will give you if you turn off the bluetooth to.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Turn my bluetooths off? Do you know how to.

Speaker 10 (08:54):
Turn my.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Figured it out? I've got the bluetooth off now, all right.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Keep it on.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
So I am parked your park, Yes, I am parked
because I don't know where to go to drop off
your things company.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
What is going on?

Speaker 11 (09:11):
Man?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
At least tell me this man, Are you anywhere near
Lincoln Avenue? That's where they're supposed to be bringing my items?
That where that?

Speaker 12 (09:18):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Ish, my god.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I'm trying to one second, I can hear you all
this the music. If you just ask where are you saying?
I need to go?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I need to get the Lincoln Avenue.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
I am in link In Nebraska, yes, but I do
not know where to go from there.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You're yes, how did you get across the country?

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Very long drive to get here? But I am here now,
and so I just do not know the street to
go on to get the right direction.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
It's not the right direction.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Just because my bluts is, I don't know how I'm
going to try to turn the REDI off this one second? Okay, hello, Yes.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
You can't in Nebraska, dude. It's Lincoln Avenue.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Linking, Nebraska, and I not think God, my things are
supposed to be here three days ago, dude, and you're
halfway across the country.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
You gotta be the most incompetent driver that they have
to hire the Are you kidding me? Dude? And I
swear to god you better be the one pulling over
my driveway. I'm gonna break that speaker my shelf.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
You can turn it off, dude, because I'm having trouble
again my brutes to sneak.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
I know you are run it off. Hello, turn off
along am speaker man.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Turn off the sneaker off. Maybe speak up on the
two bits.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
It's not even good music. What are you doing over
there already?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
This is actually Gebbil from the Jebel Show doing a
fun break on you and your brother set you up?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Are you kidding right now?

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's a joke. He said that you've been having trouble
getting your stuff from the moving company and wanted to
mess with you.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yeah, well I certainly did. Man. My blood pressure is
through the roof, I tell you after that though, if
I hear that song again, I'm gonna get from it.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Wake up every.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Morning with jubile phone Franks.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
So I'm Vernina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (11:08):
It is spooky season two, you know, so we should
be talking about the top trending Halloween costumes for twenty
twenty four, and one of them is not like the others,
So I mean, I'll go through a kind of quick
So it's like Shrunken Head, Bob from Beetlejuice, Ray Gun,
Dolores from Beetlejuice, Envy from Inside Out. So it's all
these different characters from movies, right, somebody from Descendants, and
then you have Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, she's number nine on the top ten overall costumes
were twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I can see that. You know you've made it when
you become a Halloween costume.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
Yeah, it's true. There was a whole thread on Reddit
the other day about how to get a hold of
the heart shaped truss she wears. She wears like a
dress that's in different colors, Like it's like five different
pastel colors, but it's got a heart cut out of
the center of it.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Everyone's like, that's why Halloween dress. Oh, that's just a.

Speaker 6 (11:55):
Really cute dress.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yeah, did you find it?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, I was just was reading a threat that I
will you guys want me to Yes? Yeah, okay Carpenter
for ALLOWE.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Have you guys been watching The Penguin on HBO? Max
now I haven't watched it yet either, but The Penguin
is the origin story of the Penguin from Batman. But
this is really interesting because episode four of The Penguin
is the highest rated TV show of all time. Wow, right,
you got a nine point five rating, nine point five
out of ten, the highest ever for any show about anything.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
When they sneak peaked Colin Farrell as Penguin in the
I forget which show was or a movie or whatever.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I was like, I want to see that Colin Farrell's penguin,
isn't he? Yeah? I haven't watched it. Colin Ferrell? Yeah, okay? Cool?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
So if you saw episode four, like why is this
so good? But actually, don't spoil because I am going
to watch it. But interesting, right, can you find it?
It's on HBO?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Max?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Okay, Well, Max and I are fighting.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
So all right, And we had that, we had that
rank yesterday. And it's the season for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
There's a new character being debuted this year and it's
Mini Mouse. Now this may I'm not gonna really go
on a tangent here, but this is just interesting. I'll
leave it with just some dates. So obviously Mickey Mouse
was one of the first to come out. He got

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his balloon in nineteen thirty four, Pluto got his in
nineteen thirty four, Donald got his in nineteen thirty five,
Goofy finally got his in nineteen ninety two, and.

Speaker 6 (13:22):
We're waiting until twenty twenty four. Minuse to get a balloon.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, even Mini Mouse as a woman, you have to
wait until cor quality in the parade.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, she's not a main character in the show. She
was like the cutest thing of all time. Man, she's
Mickey's girl. Listen, I don't disagree with you, but she's
not a main character in the show. That's like asking
for some random background actor in Beetle Juice to get
a character.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
It's fine, but it's like doing like, oh, that's not true.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Just versus live. So I was like, here we go.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
It just doesn't make sense, Like why wouldn't have Many
come out the same time that Mickey came out. Yeah,
she's not a main character, that's true. You say that
to your daughter's face and then laugh.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh she loves Mickey. She thinks he's the coolest little
guy in the world. What does she think of Many?
I don't think she knows who she is because she's
not a man character. She is a main character, and
she's gonna be the most lovely at that parade.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Ladies are fine, I think like Elsa and all of
them have been in the parade and stuff before. But
my point is right, and that's what's trending is time.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
To catch a cheater. Only on the Jubile show. May
is on the phone today for it to catch a
cheater and she thinks that her husband of eighteen years,
whoa a long time name Jack, might be cheating on her.
May thank you very much for coming on the show.
Hopefully we can help you out and either give you
the proof that you need to move on or set
your mind at ease. But tell us a little bit more.

(14:54):
You've been married for eighteen.

Speaker 13 (14:55):
Years, Yeah, it's been a long time.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Have you suspected him cheating before?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
No?

Speaker 10 (15:01):
I don't know if I think.

Speaker 13 (15:02):
He would cheat.

Speaker 14 (15:03):
It's just that there is someone else involved who is
trying really hard to get him too.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
So is he aware that this person is trying to
come after him or is it kind of one of
those things or he's not really aware of it.

Speaker 14 (15:17):
He's not aware of it, But I keep trying to
explain it to him and he's not getting it.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
So who is this person?

Speaker 13 (15:25):
This is one of his work.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
Partners, Okay, what's going on with them?

Speaker 14 (15:30):
She does this thing where like she's constantly talking about
what a proper wife and partner should be doing.

Speaker 13 (15:38):
Now, she's got all these.

Speaker 14 (15:39):
Like rules and criticisms and hints, and she should be
making you dinner. She should have dinner waiting for you
at home. The house should always be clean. You know,
she's got all these rules and regulations for how she
proper partner should behave And then she'll never specifically say
that stuff about me, But what she will say about
me is she's told him things like, oh, I would

(16:01):
never choose to be friends with your wife because she's
really not my kind of person. Like I've seen her
reading those gossip magazines and stuff, and I would just
never That's not the kind of person that I would
choose to have in my life, that I would choose
to spend time with. Oh, because he tells me, he goes,
he goes, Yes, they asked this thing today, and it's like, whoa, whoa,

(16:25):
this is not okay for your work partner to talk
about your spouse, your partner, your person that you are
with in that way, and he just he thinks he
thinks that I'm not even sure what he thinks. I've
tried to explain it to him over and over again
and he just he's like, Oh, she doesn't mean it
that way.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Has she done anything else, like kind of more outwardly flirtatious.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Well, she asked.

Speaker 14 (16:50):
Him to help her with things like, hey, can you
come over to my house and help me move this thing?

Speaker 10 (16:57):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (16:58):
That you and this is what this is where the.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Big thing is?

Speaker 13 (17:01):
That is really I don't know how to process this.
I don't know how to like work it out.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
In my mind.

Speaker 14 (17:07):
But she needed to move some stuff across the state
to her parents' house. She needed to pack it up
in a moving van and drive it over there. It's
an overnight. They would drive down and then stay overnight
and then drive back. And he agreed to this.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
What I'm going to stir up some drama, make this pussy.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
I'm already thrown off a little bit because I'm single, right,
But the last thing I'm going to do is ask
a married man to help me, unless it's my best
friend's husband or like Victoria your boyfriend or something, if
you had one, you know, okay, So that's already off
and for him to agree to that, did you tell him.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
No, Yeah, I told him this is not okay.

Speaker 14 (17:53):
This is a person who has repeatedly said that they
don't like me, that I'm not the kind of person
they would choose to associate with.

Speaker 13 (18:02):
So for him to be.

Speaker 14 (18:04):
Going off alone with her is not okay. Like that's
I'm not okay with it. He should not be okay
with it. And that's the thing is like he can't
seem to understand why he shouldn't be okay with this.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
He sounds completely clueless to me. But also, how could
you be that clueless? So maybe he's playing clueless, you
know what I mean? Yeah, like he doesn't get it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I could definitely
see that being a more viable option than just completely
like you would have to know if you're a woman
just asked.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
You to help her move across the country or whatever
you just said, I'm sorry, a couple of states.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
I don't know. But either way, yeah, spending the night
with him, it does seem like he's like it's a
setup to do something it does, yeah to me. Well,
we'll try to figure out for you already told us
what grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So
we'll do the usual and we'll call and pretend to
be from that grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one Awards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our floral apartment, and we'll see

(18:57):
if he delivers those to you or someone else. Okay, okay,
all right, well, plaus, I'll come back and you'll get
your to Catch Cheater next if you're just joining us
for today's To Catch a Cheater. May is on the

(19:17):
phone and she thinks that her husband of eighteen years
his name is Jack, might be cheating on her, and
it's this kind of a crazy story. We're about to
call him and see he is or isn't, and May,
why don't you refresh everybody's memory on what the situation
is before we call him.

Speaker 14 (19:30):
Jack has a work partner who bad enoughs me to
him repeatedly and then invites him to help her move
across the state on an overnight trip, just two of
them together.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
Yeah, ridiculous, And so he just plays like he doesn't
get it, like, what's the big deal kind of a.

Speaker 14 (19:50):
Yeah, no, no, she's just my work partner. There's nothing,
there's nothing there. I don't see her that way.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Okay, well we'll try to figure this out for You're
about to call him right now and pretend to be
from the grocery store where he's a rewards card member
and tell him that every single month, we choose one
awards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. We'll see if he sends those
flowers to you or to what's her name by the way,
the work person, Crystal. Okay, well we'll we'll see what happens.
I'm gonna call him right now. You're ready, Okay, here

(20:18):
we go. Hello, Hi, this is Jordan calling from I
was looking for Jack. This is sim Jack. How are
you Please? Don't hang up. This is not a marketing

(20:39):
phone call. I'm calling to actually give you the good
news that congratulations, you're this month's big winner. What I'm confused.
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department.
We do delivery. Now we're trying to get the word out.
But also we want to say thank you very much
for shopping with us. So thank you for shopping. You

(20:59):
have one thirty six long stem red roses, a box
of chocolates, and a card that can be delivered anywhere
within the fifty United States absolutely free.

Speaker 15 (21:07):
Oh beautiful. I get so many random calls it. I
didn't know if that's thanks?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Yeah, if you know who you want to send them
to it, I can take the information in just a
minute or so over the phone. Yeah, let's do it
right now. Great, who would you like to send flowers
to us? We'll start with the name. First and last name,
My beautiful wife May. Okay, and is there anything you'd
like to put on a card? The beautiful wife.

Speaker 15 (21:31):
May eighteen beautiful years with my sweetheart.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Thank you so much, baby, I love you eighteen years. Whoa,
that's a long time. Oh yeah, we've been together forever.
All right. Well, then I'll just tell you that this
is not the grocery store at all. My name is Jewbell.
It's a radio show called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yay, hi Jack, I'm Nina also on that show listening
to everything that just happened, And I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
What's going on here. We do a segment on the
show called to Catch a Cheater, and your wife May
is actually also on the phone and has been listening
because she suspected you might be messing around. Mary. Hey, Jack,
what's going on here?

Speaker 14 (22:16):
I'm trying to make a point because you don't seem
to understand that what Crystal is asking you and her
trying to undermine our relationship is not okay. And ninety
nine point five percent of other people also see that

(22:37):
it's not okay, and it's not normal to be asking
the husband of someone you dislike to go away with you.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
You can also probably celebrate the fact that name didn't
even cross his mind when he was offered free flowers.

Speaker 14 (22:52):
Yes, thank, Yes, absolutely, sabe, I love you, I love you.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Nothing was going on with Crystal. Nothing.

Speaker 13 (23:02):
My boundary needs to be yes. But we need boundaries
with Crystal.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
Can I ask why you went on an overnight trip
with Crystal?

Speaker 15 (23:12):
She just needed help and I'm a nice guy, so
I'm gonna I'm gonna help.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
She's also my work partner. I've worked with her for.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Several years before. Yeah, it doesn't really stop most people. Yeah,
So what do you do then?

Speaker 12 (23:25):
Jack?

Speaker 3 (23:25):
If let's say your wife May's concerns are true, and
Crystal just rolls up and is like, well, I'd like
to escalate our relationship.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Like what do you do if she does try to
make a move. There's no way that's gonna happen. I
put my foot down. And she knows how much I
love my wife, doesn't she also talk bad? But your wife,
I mean, she has her own way of things. And
I do fill my wife in about this, It's no secret.

Speaker 14 (23:52):
I just think that there needs to be some serious
boundaries in place of Crystal, like, hey, you know what,
don't talk about my wife. I don't feel like this
is a subject we should talk about. Hey, oh you
need help moving. I know a great moving company that
will do all the work for you. There are ways
to keep work and outside of work separate, and I

(24:16):
feel like that's what Crystal needs is she needs to
understand that you guys can be totally cordial and friendly
at work, but she used to stay the hell out
of her life. She used to keep her nose out
of it. It's not her business. It's not her concern
whether or not she thinks I'm appropriate for you or
I'm doing a good job as a wife is not

(24:38):
appropriate work place conversation.

Speaker 13 (24:40):
It's just not.

Speaker 15 (24:41):
Yes, I understand, and look, if anything else, she's further
away from us now, look at that.

Speaker 13 (24:48):
Yeah, because she moved across the states.

Speaker 14 (24:50):
But I don't want her try to exert herself herself
into our lives.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
Well maybe that's why she's thinking this is a good
time to shoot her shot, because she's like, well, I'm moving,
so oh and take him with her.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
You don't. You don't need to worry about Crystal at all.
She seriously, this is not no, you haven't helped her
move yet, or you already helped her move. She's already moved,
She's already across the state. I already went. I stayed there.
I had a hotel, I locked my door. We weren't
in the same hotel. It's it's may.

Speaker 15 (25:23):
I was talking with you the whole time, we were
communicating the whole trip.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
It's not like I was like hiding and being secretive.
You knew about the whole thing.

Speaker 14 (25:30):
I know, And the point is, the point is whether
I know about it or not. It's not about you.
It's about her and her complete lack of boundaries and
how she keeps crossing lines that are not okay to cross,
and you need to push back on that. I need
you to have those boundaries and to say, hey, this
is not really okay with me.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Do you still work with her?

Speaker 13 (25:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:53):
She's my friend.

Speaker 13 (25:54):
Okay, so it needs to be it needs to be said.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Okay, may I feel what you're saying and where you're
coming from.

Speaker 15 (26:02):
You know, I love you, And let's talk more about
this later and.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
I will set those boundaries.

Speaker 15 (26:08):
But let's let's just enjoy some time together and we'll
put this aside and behind us.

Speaker 13 (26:14):
Okay, okay, all right, Okay, Now I'm.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Worried about getting phone sex the Jewel shows to catch
a cheeter, good morning?

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Can I take your orders?

Speaker 16 (26:30):
Tall?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Try a large black cook, large black cock. Do you
mean a venty?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
No, I mean a large.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
She means a venti. Yeah, the biggest onny.

Speaker 17 (26:38):
Venti is large, is twenty, large is large.

Speaker 16 (26:44):
In fact, cole is large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, You're stupid in three languages.
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(27:30):
now let's give Victoria's brain all loosened up and ready
to go. You're already laughing with you. What are you
laughing at?

Speaker 3 (27:37):
As you were talking and doing that whole thing, she
was grabbing her head, scratching it and just laughing at
what happened.

Speaker 12 (27:42):
In the laws.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Are you having a breakdown? Okay, cool, it's a it's
a Vicky breakdown.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
I think we're not. I don't think it's a breakdown. Like,
we're not gonna cry this time.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
We're good. All right, Here we go, Victoria, answer these
questions as possible, as fast as possible. If a rooster
lays an egg on top of a barn, which way
does it roll.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Down?

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Roosters don't lay eggs. If you drop a yellow hat
in the red sea, what does it become? It's still
yellow wet. Oh. If you're running a race and you
pass the person in second place, what place are you? Wait? Wait,
what do you who? Are you passing the person in

(28:32):
second place?

Speaker 6 (28:34):
Your first place?

Speaker 1 (28:35):
No, yes, you're in second place.

Speaker 6 (28:36):
Now you're not.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
You passed the person in second place.

Speaker 7 (28:39):
Well, the first one fell down, so now you're in first. Okay,
we'll play.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I'm stupid, you're smart.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're
very good looking. I'm not attractive. All right, as long
as you willing to admit that, it's time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
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(29:10):
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meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Producer, Brad, can
you fix the phone line things so I can see
the calls? Yeah, I can't see who's on there. I'm
sure there's somebody there. Yeah, we'll meet them in a second.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
Go ahead, Victoria, you got anything to say to gas
yourself up before we play?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
You want to talk about what you just talked about
off there? Victoria's life changed last night.

Speaker 18 (29:37):
It's sure, Oh my god, no, stay, you.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Just know something. Something happened to Victoria yesterday. She became
a woman. Not in the way that you're thinking. No, no,
not in that last you know.

Speaker 6 (29:56):
I just want to reiterate my parents listen to this.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I feel like they should be proud of you. Your
curiosity helps you expand your eyes. Let's meet today's contestant, Katie. Katie,
how are you?

Speaker 19 (30:09):
I'm good? How are you?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
I'm great? I wish that you could have been in
the studio to hear what Victoria was telling us. Katie,
the song was playing, But we'll get to the game, will.

Speaker 19 (30:23):
We're gonna say me too. I turned down my radio
so I didn't get to hear what was going on.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Oh well, yeah, you wouldn't hurt it anyway. She just
told us in the studio and that's okay.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
After you play, we'll tell you off the area. Okay,
that's a bonus prize. We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio. You're going your phone with you. Do You're
not gonna watch any videos on that thing.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Okay, there's so much she gets distracted what.

Speaker 13 (30:51):
She likes.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
She gets distracted by TikTok Here we go, Katie. Thirty
second's answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know what, just say paths and you have to be
Victoria or Victoria has to be you. All right to wain? Okay, Okay,
here we go, Katie. Your time starts.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
What's the two.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Letter abbreviation for the word doctor? The art which fruit
is known as the King of fruits and is notorious
for its strong smell.

Speaker 10 (31:21):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:21):
This does think? Uh? Durian?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
The US Naval Academy is located in what city?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:30):
Costa Rica borders two countries. Nicaragua is one of them.
What is the other?

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Do? Which of the following up.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Is not an official language of Switzerland, German, Italian, or
Spanish Italian.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Okay, got that. Itn't bring Victoria back in the studio.
And while she's putting her headphones, ons and stuff, Katie,
what's something you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 19 (31:55):
I am a stay at home mom of three, but
I am an unapologetic Disney adult. We just got back
from Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
So oh that's cool. On that high, that's fun.

Speaker 19 (32:04):
Did you get to Boogie Bash? It was pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Boogie Bash? What's that?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (32:08):
Yeah, so yeah, og boogie is you know they bring
out all the villains and stuff and they close down.
They closed down Disneyland and only let people with the
dams go in.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Cool.

Speaker 19 (32:23):
Yeah, so it's like a price. It's a private party.
But really we s kiited the party and just went
on a bunch of right.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
That's that's cool. I was just laughing because Producer Bread
sounded like it just woke up. He's like, oh yeah,
just out of nowhere. All right, Victoria, here we go
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know when, just say pass and you have to
beat Katie outright to win. Okay, are you ready? I think?

Speaker 2 (32:48):
So?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
All right, here we go. We're going down, Katie, you
can tell Victoria whin to go?

Speaker 2 (32:58):
All right?

Speaker 1 (32:59):
What is the two? Her abbreviation for the word doctor. Oh,
we lost her were.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
D R, which fruit is now is the king of
fruits and is notorious for its strong smell.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
She can't even get over.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
What the US Naval Academy is located in what city?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Costa Rica borders two countries. Nicaragua is one of them.
What's the other?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
All right, let's sit it over to the scoreboard and
see how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Producer brand last minute trash talk from Natalie really worked out. Yeah,
Victoria got one correct, Natalie got two correct.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I think it's Katie, but that's Natalie. We go back
to Katie telling Victoria that she was going to go down.
Was the game changer? That's my talk ever. Yeah, Katie, congratulations,
you did it. Victoria, you got one hundred dollars gift

(34:09):
cards to Macy's. Let's get the answers.

Speaker 12 (34:13):
Now, is.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
You need an ice cold shower? Letter abbreviation for the
word doctor is d R. The fruit known as the
king of fruits is the Durian. It's a thanky fruit.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Well, him in Pineapple.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
The US Naval Academy is located in Annapolis, Maryland. Panama
is the other country outside of Nicaragua that borders Costa Rica,
and the official language of Switzerland includes German and Italian,
not Spanish.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Yeah, what I got, no, Katie, thank you for playing Congratulations.

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Thank you.

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Speaker 5 (35:08):
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Speaker 1 (35:15):
Jacob is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Avas. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Jacob, how long has it
been since you heard from Ava?

Speaker 12 (35:28):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Man, it's been at least a couple of weeks. Okay,
have you tried to reach out to her during that time,
because it's kind of a while, right, Yeah, I tried
to play it cool.

Speaker 16 (35:38):
In fact, I think last pack I Center, I was like, well,
we met at a coffee shop, and so the last
thing I said, hey.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
I'll see you, I'll see it.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I'll see you back in you know, in our spot,
and then.

Speaker 16 (35:50):
She didn't respawn, So I'm pretty sure she's a ghost.
And me I haven't called because I felt like that
was a step too far.

Speaker 13 (35:59):
But I'm running out of options.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
So did y'all actually have a first first date?

Speaker 7 (36:03):
Like was it at the coffee shop or did y'all
just like randomly meet at the coffee shop?

Speaker 16 (36:08):
Yeah, so there's actually like this coffee shop kind of just.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
In the neighborhood.

Speaker 16 (36:11):
It's not too far and I go there all the time,
and that's actually the first place where I met her
because I ended up seeing her like three times in
one week.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
So this one day we kind.

Speaker 16 (36:24):
Of started doing a little small talk and then we
actually were like, well, hey, let's meet here on purpose one,
you know, next time. So that was like maybe our
first date, but it wasn't really like a full date.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
It was more like a little casual thing. Okay, And
then did you guys do something after that?

Speaker 16 (36:43):
Yeah, we actually did we really were enjoying the conversation
with each other. So I invited her to like come
to my house because we both like reality TV shows.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
So I was like, oh, well, I've never seen Love
is Blind. She hadn't seen it either, so let's oh,
let's go to my.

Speaker 16 (36:59):
House some popcorn and some snacks, and we can just
binge the whole show together.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
She was a little, you know, a little hesitant.

Speaker 16 (37:09):
On the going to my house thing, so I'm hoping
that's not what pushed her away, but it did take
a little convincing, but she did actually come over.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I was gonna say, a bold move for her first date,
to invite some of to your house. Okay, I like
the confidence.

Speaker 16 (37:23):
That normally, So it actually ended up going really well
because when she came over, I had all her favorite snacks.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I was ready to go. You know.

Speaker 16 (37:33):
I was like, I know, she loves popcorn, so I
had popcorn. She likes hershey, so I had Hershey. We
just had a bunch of snacks we could sit and
watch this show, and we ended up having a lot
of fun, you know, clowning on people group for the
people that we really thought were gonna, you know, really fine.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Love and we even drank a little wine too and.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Got to know each other.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
So did was there like a connection with the two
of you?

Speaker 16 (37:58):
I felt like a little a connection. I mean, it
was the best date I've ever had, hands down, and like,
I'm really hoping that we can have more.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
Okay, So what do you think could have gone wrong?
Like why would you be getting ghosted?

Speaker 1 (38:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Man?

Speaker 16 (38:16):
Okay, So I think we would take a break in
between the different episodes, and it was between I.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Think maybe episode two and three.

Speaker 16 (38:26):
You know, we just kind of took a little time
to get to know each other, right, we just kind
of talking and whatever. And halfway through that I just
I told her, I was like, this is the best
date I've ever been on, and I'm really glad that
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Have to spend a lot of money.

Speaker 11 (38:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
See, I was the thing.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
I was really glad that I didn't.

Speaker 16 (38:48):
Have to break the bank for us to have a
good time. And then she started to get off digit
and kind of wanted to leave after that next episode,
Like I was joking, really, my but I'm hoping she
doesn't think I'm cheap.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Okay, Yeah, well we'll see if we can figure it
out for you we'll play a song come back, and
then call her in Stifi's house why she's ghosting you,
and maybe get you another date. Okay, thanks? Yeah, all right, Plus,
don't come back. Get your first afe follow up next.
Right in the middle of your first day follow up

(39:23):
if you're just joining us. Jacob is on the phone
and he's getting ghosted by Ava. It's been a couple
of weeks since he heard from her, and we're about
to call her and ask her why she's ghosting him
and see if we can get him another date. But
before we do that, Jacob, why don't you catch us
up on your situation? Okay?

Speaker 17 (39:37):
So I met Ava at the coffee shop up the street.
We both like reality TV, so she came over to
my house so we could binge watch Love Is Blind.

Speaker 16 (39:48):
But I told her I was real happy we had
a date that wasn't expensive.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
And now I think she might think I'm cheat.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
I'm just trying to think about how that would go.
Oh man, this is the best day ever. I'm so
glad I I didn't spend any money. Yeah, special, do
you feel as the person that's on that day?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
No offense. I'm just trying to like you might be
onto something. Yeah, it might be the reason you're gettinghots.
Are you ready for us to call her? I?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Am all right, here we go. Hello him, I speak
to able Please, this is her? Hi Ava, how are you?
My name is Jewbeil. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jebel Show. Hi Ava, I'm Nina also

(40:31):
on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria. Oh wow, how
are you?

Speaker 16 (40:35):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (40:36):
Hi, I'm doing good.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
You ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Okay? Cool. We do a segment on the show called
the First Day follow Up where if you go out
on a date with somebody and you end up ghosting them,
they can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. Do you know who
would email us?

Speaker 11 (40:55):
The only person that I've been on a day recently
was this one.

Speaker 13 (41:00):
I but.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
That's probably good and Jacob okay, well guess what. Guess
what was? And told us about your date says that
you're ghosting him and he has no idea. Why would
you mind telling us?

Speaker 11 (41:19):
Oh? Goodness, like, I have really bad luck when it
comes to men. You know, our date was kind of cool,
it was cute and stuff. Uh, I just have really
bad luck when it comes to guys. So so, you know,
I started liking him a little bit, and uh, we
were watching some of the shows and you know, caught

(41:41):
feelings a little bit, and you know, I just felt
like it's probably easier for me to just stop talking
to him.

Speaker 1 (41:48):
What happened?

Speaker 12 (41:51):
Everything was good.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
We were watching uh.

Speaker 11 (41:53):
I think it was called Love is Blind and yeah,
so you know it, it's nice and cute at first,
but you know, they go to start talking about what
they do and don't like in certain people. Now now
I'm looking at Jacob like, okay, with qualities I don't
like about him now, but then I like him, but
I don't really know where it's going.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Okay, was there something specific that you didn't like about him?

Speaker 11 (42:22):
There was like a situation to where where he did
invite me over to his house. It was the first
day which I went out on a limb to do.
Everything was cute, everything was you know, fun and stuff
like that. It just started playing around a little bit
too much and I think that he just tried too hard.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
So it kind of a turn off. How so.

Speaker 11 (42:49):
I'm not you know, I like touchy philly and stuff
like that, but I don't really like someone to you know,
just jump your bone, a s fifty stifty kiss type
of person.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Did he tried to jump your bone?

Speaker 12 (43:07):
Well?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I think that.

Speaker 11 (43:09):
Uh, when we were eating popcorns and he was trying
to hide something from me with the.

Speaker 9 (43:14):
Bowl, whoa, yeah, it's good for you, like not in
that way, but he was very happy power.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Yeah I had that power over men.

Speaker 11 (43:35):
But you know, it was my first time over there
and we were just supposed to be watching TV, yeah
and stuff like that. So then it's like, oh, you're
like that right now and you're hiding it with the
bowl of popcorn that I'm taking my handed.

Speaker 13 (43:51):
That is weird.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
That's very weird. Okay, Like did he like it?

Speaker 11 (43:57):
I mean I was so is now I stood up.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
I don't know. I mean I just like, you're trying
to get into platform and it's just like that. Okay.

Speaker 11 (44:07):
I don't know what to say with that, with that situation,
So it's yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Know either, Like do you want like would you have
wanted him to tell you? Or is it? Yeah? I
mean that as a guy, I don't know what I
would do either. Just try to hide it like because
you did. You can't always control it right, Jubil No,
sometimes as a mind of its own.

Speaker 6 (44:26):
You know, I don't think you hit it really well though.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 11 (44:33):
It was a pretty big situation that could be that good.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
So that's why you're not calling him back. Oh my
gosh a little Well, thank you for being honest, and
Jacob is on the phone listening and wants to talk
to you.

Speaker 16 (44:51):
Jacob oh Man, I'm so sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I mean, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
I was trying so hard.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Wow, that was the best.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Word I can tell.

Speaker 12 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (45:15):
I didn't want to make things weird or awkward.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
That's why I was trying to, like.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Maybe make it not as obvious. I probably made it
way worse. I just I.

Speaker 17 (45:27):
Really really like you, and I love having the conversation
to tell that.

Speaker 11 (45:35):
I was asking you why the popcorn kept falling on
the floor and you were like, I don't know. Oh,
I didn't know what was going on down there, you know,
then you didn't You didn't tell me what was going on,
so it kind.

Speaker 19 (45:47):
Of freaking out a little bit.

Speaker 13 (45:48):
So it was just like, Okay, is.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
He getting like that because we're watching these ladies on
TV or me? No?

Speaker 12 (45:58):
No, really, it's definitely the beautiful lady I had in
my house.

Speaker 16 (46:02):
You know, look, I'm really sorry, and I hope that's
not I hope that won't.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Keep us from being able to go back out.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
I just really like you.

Speaker 16 (46:11):
Maybe I'll I'll do something where we're not sitting down
next time.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Can you give him some advice?

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Table, because I understand that this is awkward, but I
don't know how Jacob comes back from this clearly like
it's like it's kind of a compliment to you, Ava,
but it's also like what happened?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
I don't know. Yeah, at tape, I'm not sure.

Speaker 11 (46:40):
Abe.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Would you like to go on another date with Jacob?
We'll pay for it and give him another shot. He
doesn't sound like he's creepy, and it sounds like he
really likes you. Yeah, is he? If he's able to
double tape.

Speaker 11 (46:52):
It down, I might be willing to go on a
tape with him again.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Gosh, well all right, well cool, congratulations, Shake, have you
got another date? Thank you? Haba fun guys, thank you,
thank you.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
Jubele's first date follow up, Sorry about that, my bad. Wow,
it's the Jubil Show, but it is that scary time
of year. And have you ever wondered if you could
survive if you were in a horror movie, like, would
you be the last one standing? Always the one that
has to look.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Around and go? Now I have to download bumble BFF
because all my friends are gone. A horror movie expert
has just revealed a god on how to survive a
horror movie. We'll go over it next so you can
see what you should definitely not do if one of
the dolls in your house starts wilding a kitchen knife.

(47:53):
Follow this up how to Survive a horror movie? Coming
up right after this, it's the Jebil Show. I'm gonna
next Monday, Yes, no, wait Monday, that would be some
business days. This is seven days starting now.

Speaker 14 (48:06):
So seven days to this very hour I watched for
cow am I going to know the exact.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Hour forget hours this day, seven days.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
From now, there's a holiday coming up to you count.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
The holidays, Martin Luther King Day?

Speaker 10 (48:20):
Why not?

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Everybody work is taking it off the show? And if
that ever happens to you, we got you covered. Do
you think you have what it takes to survive if
you were in a scary movie? I think I do well.
Just in time for Halloween A horror movie expert has

(48:41):
put out a guide on how to survive if you're
ever in a horror movie. I'll tell you what the
number one thing you definitely should not do is in
a second, but if you're in a horror movie, will
help you out. I was the guide on how you
can survive if you ever find yourself in a cabin
in the woods when your friend Jenny thought it would

(49:02):
be cute to get away for the weekend and run
an Airbnb to have a seance. What are the things
you should definitely not do in order to survive a
horror movie? Never ever, ever, ever say the words I'll
be right back, hello, or who's there? Who's there? Boom,

(49:32):
you're gone, We're coming over. A horror movie expert who
released a guide on how to survive a horror movie
if whatever happens to you. They also say, do not
ever go check things out. It goes for lights and

(49:52):
sounds or anything else that might spark your interest. Just
stay put.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
Come on, what is that weird, totally weird thing that's
happening out there?

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I'm gonna go see. Yeah, hold up, we're in a
haunted house. Who just played tarot cards with this deck
that's supposed to be haunted, and I heard a sound
from that room over there that's locked. I'm gonna break
that lock and go check it out.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Jubled eyes actually because it's gonna be like his.

Speaker 6 (50:16):
Adhd You guys, hear that.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
If it's locked, till stop and go do something else.
It also says how can you survive if you're ever
in a horror movie? Don't improvise? Like in Scream six
they tried to use a ladder across two apartment buildings
and crawl over it.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Right, it didn't end well, you just got a master
hiding right, Like, doesn't that.

Speaker 8 (50:45):
Do it for you?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
But then you're stuck And I think you just welcome
them in.

Speaker 6 (50:49):
What come on in?

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Man? I see you make them fall in love and
get distracted like you guys, he just killed Billy over there. Well,
let's be honest, we're all kind of tired of Billy anyway.
Billy wouldn't stop with the wise crack and the whole movie.
So I'm gonna let him in and I'll talk it out.

(51:13):
I'll help you let off your face. He just needs love.
He's got an axe in his hand. He's out doorsy.
Strong too. I'm in here. You have big brownie man,
no problem, Yeah, throw it right through a wall.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Imagine the wall.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
I yeah, I think he can throw me through a wall.
Like to see you try.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Over.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Horror movie experts out the list dead on how you
can survive if you were in a horror movie. Don't
answer the phone. Just don't answer the phone.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
It says, the problem is you don't know you're in
a horror movie until you answered the phone.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Well that's true. But if all your friends have answered
the phone before you and then they perished, don't answer
the phone. So they always answer the phone. He do
like it'll be in one of their friends hands ringing
and they're like, I guess I got a answer.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
No, at least we know you will will survive out. Yeah,
I definitely wants answer.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
If he wants to do what he does with his
emails and not answer it, that's why I answer the phone.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
I'm always sure it's a murderer on the other end.
That's good. I'll let our boss know that's your reason. Yeah,
that's what it is. That's why I answer the phone. Hello, murderer.
Anytime they call it in confused, nice, try We'll tell
you what the number one way to survive a horror
movie is in just a second, but it says, don't

(52:46):
be the hottest one at the party. Wait what hot one?
So always die first?

Speaker 6 (52:52):
So I'm dead and I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I'm invisible, I Needa. Do you think you survive a
horror movie?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
I like to think that I would, though, really, and
I feel like it is because of my negotiation skills
and because I give good love.

Speaker 7 (53:07):
So therefore she does think she can survive because she
can fix him.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Victoria, Victoria, do you think you could survive a horror movie?

Speaker 19 (53:15):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (53:16):
Absolutely? Are you kidding? With my speedies fast skills, I
can just.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Run around, last around.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
That man trying to catch me should be rolling around
like mission impossible that it takes Victoria a while to
catch on sometimes.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Yeah, so you wouldn't even get that he was trying
to murdery. Yeah, and he'd be so confused to be like,
why are you scared? Why were you doing that? Voice talk?
More like did something happen and we met?

Speaker 11 (53:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (53:41):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Were you like my last kinder day?

Speaker 13 (53:43):
Did you give me?

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Honest? You sound like that because you smoked. You shouldn't smoke. Whatever,
I'm out of here right.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
This is t I will say.

Speaker 7 (53:56):
My dad did tell me if I ever got kidnapp
THEYD probably just bring me right back because I talked
to him.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
You survive? You think you could survive a horror movie?
I'm off two minds here.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Either I would sacrifice myself for everybody else so they
could get away because I'm a stellar dude, or Wolf
is booty.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
I'm gonna baby. Yeah, you'd be the guy that would
rush out of the door, like I'm tired of this.
You will not get me inside of a home, mom,
and I want to be in there. I'm gonna pubble
that apparition that keeps attacking us. You know I can
fly planes, I don't think so. Do you think you

(54:39):
could jule survival horror movie? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, because I
would run right away, you will. I would just be
gone by the guy. I have a tendency to wander
off when I'm in groups, so I'd be like, hey, yeah,
go ahead, you guys, I'll be right there. And then

(55:00):
I'd be like in the woods meditating for three hours,
and I'd come back and be like, well, it's quiet
in here. I guess I'm meditating here.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Too.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
What is the number one thing they say you should do,
if you should not do if you want to survive
a horror movie? It says, do not, under any circumstances
have intimate relations with somebody, because if you do that,
you're for sure to die. In a horror movie, people

(55:31):
that are doing it always die, they do. Victoria is
going to be left standings.

Speaker 6 (55:39):
You care for me first.

Speaker 1 (55:41):
It also says, as an extra note, do not high
five and hug and cry after you think that you've
killed the villain there. Never just leave the scene right away.
They're always they're never dead, and you know they're never dead,
like they're gonna pop up right behind you.

Speaker 8 (55:58):
Can you guys get the celebration over with, please? Why
are they so strong? Why didn't they use these skills
for better purposes? I always wonder what's gonna happen after
the horror movie. If it's one of those ghost ones
or whatever where they can't find you know where, it's
something like that, and all the friends are dead, and
then the cops show up at the end. Sometimes, Oh yeah,
you're standing in a room soaked in all your friend's blood.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
Yeah, and you gotta go dide this doll came alive
and did all this, but I was able to stop it,
but it went into this like pit of hell somewhere.
You're gonna go to jail. For a long time, Ciberninas
was trending.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
So Meta is trending again, but this time because it
fired two dozen employees from its LA office for misusing
company meal credits for things like laundry, detergent, wineglasses, and
acne treatment pads.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Isn't this wild?

Speaker 3 (56:48):
So they're given money for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and
they have and I'm sure many of you guys have
heard about how they have these really amazing like cafeterias,
like you can eat for free, Like they want you
to eat good while you're working, like stay there and work, order.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Food and work so you never have to leave off.

Speaker 3 (57:07):
So and somebody actually had food delivered to their home
with using the credit and they got in trouble for that.
So you can't use the money that they give you
for anything else other than food at Meta or delivered
to Meta, or you're gonna get fired like these two
dozen employees.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Really, Well, it's a food credit, it's not an acne
pad credit. If they wanted you to have ACNE pads.
It give you an acnipad credit.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Which they should, but isn't it also just to kind
of like help you just be happy while.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
You're for food. It's for food, Nina. If I have
a ZiT, I'm going to be.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Very distracted by it all day long and I'm not
going to be able to focus as hard. So if
I need to go out and get an ACNE pad
to get rid of my ZiT to feel better about
myself so I can perform for you.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
What do you care the six figures they pay you
at Meta, you can go get your ACNE pad.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
You can also buy yourself a sandwich.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
But the stress that this job is caused has given
me acne, So now I need them to pay for
the pad to get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
It sounds like they've helped you out by firing you.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
I just feel like it's a little bit silly if
you're getting these vouchers. I guess it is said that
they're for meals, but I don't know, man, I'm just like,
why do you care? Maybe I didn't feel like eating today,
Oh I would If I had.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
That job, I would definitely have gotten fired for that day.
Three for sure, e bowls, I would be or I
would use that money for anything but food.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Whatever.

Speaker 1 (58:30):
They it's already gone to them. Yeah, they care exactly.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
So I'm kind of surprised by this, but anyway, it's
it's a hard line for them.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
Well this is cool.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Remember Bed Bath and Beyond the store that closed, Well
it's coming back, and it's coming back inside of container stores,
which is funny because they were always a competitor. But
now they've decided to mend mines and inside of the
container store you'll be able to have Bed Bath and
Beyond products sold there, which was always so fun because
I always had like the coolest toasters and like really
fun on blankets. What do they call comforters do they?

(59:05):
I'd always get lost with the plates. They had the
coolest place and colors and shapes and stuff.

Speaker 4 (59:09):
I'm gonna be honest, they really did. It was it
was pleasant experience. I'm not really sure why they shut down,
because one of the worst experiences I've ever had is
a container store.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
Wait, seriously, what's wrong with it?

Speaker 4 (59:19):
You go in there and you're like, okays, buy boxes.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
I don't like so much stuff, and the container start's great.

Speaker 4 (59:25):
I know, but I think I get grossed out by like,
why do you need this much storage space?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Like, get rid of your stuff.

Speaker 6 (59:30):
But it's also like being able to organize, get rid
of it.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
That's oh okay. My favorite thing is to go to
the container store and buy a bunch of organizations and
stuff and then never use it. Use it super hard
on myself when I walk by. You know, why can't
you get organized?

Speaker 4 (59:47):
She was the most organized garage on the outside, But
when there's nothing in and it's all just laying it.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Lastly, here's a tip for you if you are trying
to avoid a hangover. Studies say that if you work
out more often, it's going to be less painful for you.
Oh really, if you work out maybe cardio. I guess specifically,
at least thirty minutes a day when you drink it
should you should be bounced back faster.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Do you feel that happens to you, Jubil, I don't feel
like I get hangovers.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Yeah, oh all right, but that says I don't drink
pop off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
I work out and I drink and I get hangovers.
So balance and that's what's trending. Geubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 16 (01:00:32):
I was up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
You have a dirty little secret. I sure do.

Speaker 16 (01:00:36):
So.

Speaker 12 (01:00:37):
Basically, my boyfriend is obsessed with Halloween. I mean, he
goes all out. He decorates the front porch, the yard, everything,
and it is just, you know, it's cute, and now
I don't love it, but he thinks that I love it.
That's pretty much My secret is that I actually hate it.

Speaker 15 (01:00:57):
I hate Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
That's true sacrifice. Yeah, so you play along.

Speaker 12 (01:01:04):
I play along because I'm nice and I don't want
to rock the boat, you know. But it's messy, it's unnecessary.
I hate all the clutter and candy. It's really bad
for you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Do you just hate holidays or Halloween?

Speaker 12 (01:01:19):
Halloween holidays are fine, okayeen you don't even get off work.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
It's not even a federal holiday. Does he take off?
Does he like Halloween so much he takes awful work
for a couple of days.

Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
Oh yeah, he requests off for the whole week. We
do a whole party. I mean it's a lot of
you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
Oh like, he's really into Halloween. But I want to
come to that part. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:01:40):
I mean it's fun, but just like the setup and
the breakdown and the cleanup, it's just not worth it
to me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
That's nice of you. Thank you for telling you a
little secret. Yeah, no problem. Hey, what's up? You have
a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (01:01:54):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
Sweet. Okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 10 (01:01:58):
Okay, So I recently just found out that my ex
was cheating on me.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Oh, I'm sorry, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:02:09):
We broke up and I realized that I had left
my sun blasses with him in his car.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
And wanted the sunglasses back.

Speaker 10 (01:02:21):
I did, so I was driving past contemplating for a
little while.

Speaker 13 (01:02:28):
She just like knock on his door and asked for it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:32):
I unblock him.

Speaker 13 (01:02:35):
I ended up going to his car and seeing them
like right in the rear window.

Speaker 7 (01:02:43):
You saw your glasses in the window, or you saw
him with a different girl in the window.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
With your glasses.

Speaker 10 (01:02:49):
Well, I actually caught him cheating at our old apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah yeah, okay, so you saw the glasses in the window.

Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
So I saw my sunglasses in the window, and I
was like trying to jiggle the door handle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Okay, but did you smash a window? Though?

Speaker 10 (01:03:11):
I ended up thinking about how he was.

Speaker 13 (01:03:15):
Cheating on me.

Speaker 10 (01:03:17):
One girl.

Speaker 13 (01:03:20):
I went a little crazy and I sort of shicked to.

Speaker 10 (01:03:25):
His window and his door and how I was able
to get my sunglasses.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Oh sweet, got your sunglasses back though, Does he know
it's you?

Speaker 12 (01:03:36):
No, he thinks he was robbed after all that.

Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
Yeah, he thinks someone for actually like break into his
car to take his car.

Speaker 13 (01:03:45):
He doesn't know that I left my sung glasses in there.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
Okay, well, thank you for telling little secret. Got your
sunglasses back, that's happy. Yeah, I'm sure it was therapeutic too.

Speaker 13 (01:03:55):
Oh, it was very therapeus.

Speaker 1 (01:03:58):
What's your little secret

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