February 11, 2022 • 53 mins
Alex Fresh sends you into the weekend with love during the Daily Vibration, this Pass The Prank is either going to make or break this relationship, you'll never guess what Isabella thinks Jackson deserves in this War of the Roses, but we agree, this teachers has a Dirty Little Secret about his students, there were more than two people in this First Date Follow Up and Jubal Fresh almost gets fired while talking football and love!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do
(00:21):
it in style. It's time for the best ready you've
heard in a while show. How exactly is your day
gonna go today? Is it gonna be one of those
days where you're skipping to work excited to watch your
team playing the big game coming up this weekend? Or
is it one of those days who are skipping to
work excited to see him playing. Then you get the news, Hey,
(00:43):
I just put us some tickets for a ballet this
Sunday at three o'clock for Valentine's Day. Hell aws, You're
day gonna go good? Ahead, you'll find out right now
with Alex's daily vibration. All right, well, let's raise your
vibration by doing your one car tarot draw. So while
i'sh off my car's guy, Zinia, think of a question
about a situation going on in your life that you
need some clarity on. Be open and aware of receiving
(01:05):
messages throughout your day. Okay, all right here we are. Oh,
it's just shuffling the cards. I do like that noise. Okay, ah,
well this isn't a coincidence. It's a page of cups upright.
The page of cups represents a happy surprise and emotional messages.
It's not a coincidence because it's Friday, on Valentine's Day weekend.
So I just encourage you to listen to your heart
(01:27):
and do all things today sentimental and romantic. Whether you're
actually just prepping for Valentine's Day celebration this weekend or
you're actually celebrating it today, just make sure that you're
thoughtful with your planning and your actions are delicate, especially
if you're one who's not so romantic or one who's
always showing a tough side. So let your guard down
and show your emotions to the ones that you love today.
(01:48):
They'll very much appreciate it, because whether you're masculine or feminine,
we all need those delicate moments from our partner more
than we realize. Yes, definitely, So take a moment today
and spend some time really thinking about what you can
do friendly this weekend. They normally do, yeah, because it
is a day of love and the person that you
share love with, even if your single could be a kid,
you know, not in a romantic way. But just think
(02:09):
about how you can do something a little bit differently
to show the people that you love, the connection that
you have, that you share the sweetest moment that you'll
remember and express your true feelings in a safe environment.
So the universe is telling you to love today. And
I don't understand why people are so scared to be vulnerable.
I mean, I know people hurt people. When people get hurt,
it happens, right, I've been incredibly hurt in my life.
I have a fair of abandonment. I love be wel
fair abandonment, you know. And they're scared that someone's going
(02:30):
to leave them, so then they keep their guard up,
and all that actually does is push the person away.
If you're vulnerable, go I'm scared you're gonna leave me.
You might find out that hey, I'm not going to
and you might not relieve each other. But if you
don't guarantee they're going to leave. So Jule and I
are married if you didn't know that bad the way.
And I'm more of the one who's not like the
romantic one in the relationship. I actually would be the
one to forget anniversaries and special days like that. Most
(02:52):
guys are like that. I'm aware of it, right, It's
something that I've struggled with that I've tried to be
more aware of because I do want to show Jubile
how much I love and care about him, and I
do in my way, But he's more the romantic one.
He gives me flowers every Wednesday, and like he really
goes above and beyond to make sure that he shows
his love for me, like more than like I've ever
seen a man do. And so I just really appreciate
it on another level. So I encourage all you guys
(03:13):
who think you can't cry in front of your partner
or show your actual true feelings and emotions. You absolutely
should and can, and you both feel better, feel better.
So you had to be thoughtful of your actions and
be aware of wanting to, you know, change your behavior
for the people you love. Right. Oh, Also, you said
the card was a happy, happy surprise and emotional messages.
It's also the big game this weekend, So if that's
(03:36):
your thing that you were thinking about, the same thing,
open up your arms, be happy and ready to embrace
your team when they win the Big Bowl. That's actually
really weird if you think about it representing a happy surprise.
The page of cups upright specifically represents a happy surprise
and emotional messages. So for one team a happy surprise
and the other team emotional message is like sorry, yeah,
(03:58):
that's weird surprise. Okay, I think the ending the Bengals
are not favored in the Big Huge Bowl game. Does
that mean that the Bengals win this weekend? Well, this
is actually for two days. So let me put another card. Okay,
one card car. We'll see. This could be some big
betting advice. Put million dollars on this. This card right
(04:21):
here is going to tell you who wins the Huge
Giant Bowl game that they won't. Let us say the
name of on radio. Okay that the two cars that
fell out were the Hermit and the ten E Pentacles,
which are both of jewels major and minor. Are conic
card just weird. I mean that I'm was right, the
(04:41):
cars telling me I was right, the Bengals are going
to win. Well maybe no it is La Rams because
you're a Rams fan. Oh yeah, so put the house
on the l A Ram. Yes, do it. Hey don't
come after me if they lose, though, I'm just giving
a message. And it wasn't even really you. It was
English seven who said it mightful. So it's the rams
don't and then you bet on them, Sue English Evan.
(05:02):
Remember I close out your daily vibration with your daily affirmations,
Damian whisping, I am open to giving my love and
receiving love. Stay wild, moonchild. That was your daily vibration.
Have a great day, and remember you can follow the
show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can
follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm
(05:24):
at that, Drea's I'm at Evan. On the radio, The
Jewbil Show on demand, it's another Jewbil Phone Frank Day
mornings on That's twenties. It's home Frank will either make
a relationship or ruin a relationship. It's the Jewil Show,
and it's time for Past the prank where all three
of us get involved. And Nick is on the phone
and Nick wants to prank his girlfriend because I guess
(05:44):
he found an email. You found an email that she's
planning on asking you to marry her on Valentine's Day.
Whoa Oh yeah, sound an email and she's supposed to
pick up the ring tomorrow. Wow, So he wanted to
prank her. And at the end of it, you want
to say that you found out that she's planning on
proposing to you, and you want to tell her yes,
because the surprise is already ruined. Yeah, yeah, to marry.
(06:09):
I mean, but I also want to prank or two. Okay,
I like that females are starting to propose. Yeah, it's cool.
And so since she picks up the ring tomorrow, we're
going to call her from the ring store and act
like we gave her ring to somebody else and it's
not there anymore, and see if she freaks out. All right, Nick,
here we go. Hello. Hey, it's Pete Aakins from Jewelers.
(06:39):
Let's just checking in since the big day is almost
hear how you liking the rings? Hi? Just checking in?
Say how are you liking it? Any last minute changes? Oh?
I haven't picked it up yet? Yeah you did? No,
I didn't, Yes he did, No I didn't. Please hold
for a second. Hi, this is Alexis is a Shannon?
(07:05):
Yes it is. I'm in a little confused and concerned
because I am supposed to pick my ring up today,
and I just got a call from your store asking
me how the ring is. I'm proposing to my boyfriend
of marrow from my kind of concern because I don't
have it. I do not ring. That's funny, Shannon. But
if you're calling about the gift with purchase that I
forgot to give to you earlier, you can come and
get that whenever. I didn't know. I did not pick
(07:29):
up the ring yet. I don't know what you're talking
about or who came in and pick my ring up.
But it was not me. Yes you did. No, I didn't.
I'm telling, didn't you not? Did I give the ring too?
If it wasn't you, I was not at that store earlier,
and you did not give me my ring to you
figure out who you gave my ring to. Okay, just
can you please hold. It's Pete Consuma speaking with It's Shannon,
(07:53):
and I even know who you get my ring too.
Please hold. This is Alfred. Alfred. I need to know
where my ring is right now. This is Shannon. I
need answers. I feel like someone came in and stole it.
This is getting to be really out of control. Well,
(08:16):
we do do rings I've been in the business for
at least sixty years now. So you're writing, Alfred, what
do you I'm telling you someone stole my ring and
I need to know who it was. Yes. I remember
when I just started in the diamond industry and we
had the same situation, Alfred, Alfred, Alfred, Yes, transfer me
to your manager. Okay, one moment, got it. I did it.
(08:41):
I finally figured out to put someone on hold. You guys. Yeah,
I gotta tell you, Alfred. I'm impressed you were able
to do that. No, I'm not on hold. I can
hear you, idiot. Oh oh, well, can you hear your
boyfriend Nick too? But yeah, Shannon, this is actually the
Jewel Show. My name is Jewel, Mine is Alex find
think Chevan, and we're doing a phone prank on you
because her boyfriend Nick. Wait what? Nick? Well, how do
(09:04):
you know about? This was supposed to be a surprise.
Okay you look, I saw one of your emails to
the store you're picking up the ring, and so I
wanted to prank you. Hekay, are you serious? You looked
at my email? This was clause I supposed to be
a surprise. You left it on the computer Okay. Also
(09:27):
I wanted to say yes, oh god, hy you so much.
But I love you you guys, congratulations, I love you.
The Jebel Show on demand, It's time Floor of the
Roses only. On the Jebil Show, Isabella is on the
(09:47):
phone and she's been with her boyfriend at Jackson for
three years and now apparently she thinks that something's going
on and Jackson's being shady. What shady Jackson? Mister Jamie nasty? Apparently? Hey, Isabella,
thank you for your email. Sorry that you have to
come on the show because of this reason. But you
think that Jackson is cheating on you? Yeah? Well, I
(10:12):
found some receipts about a week ago and I haven't
been able to stop thinking about. It's stressing me out.
Where were they from? It was a coffee stand and
it sounds crazy, but I just have a feeling. Okay,
So you found the receipts and you're suspicious because of
where they were from the receipt I sound crazy, but
(10:35):
the receipts actually on them. The last one said can't
wait to see you again? Oh what clamation marks in
a smiley face? Yeah wow. Usually they do that like
on the cup or something, right, this busy. Yeah, I
mean on the receipt written can't wait to see you again?
Is different too than like thanks for the business with
a little heart or whatever. You know, that sounds pretty direct. Okay.
(11:00):
So are you sure it's not like one of his
friends though, like one of his friends racists or something. No.
I there's a very pretty girl that works at the
coffee shop and she has an interest in your boyfriend.
I don't know. She seems flirty and does he seem
(11:21):
flirty back when you've been in there with him to
get coffee? Does he always go to the same spot? Yes? Okay,
so have you seen him be flirty back? Yes? And
he says I'm crazy. WHOA. So you've actually like asked
him about it though, like the flirting. So I've asked
(11:41):
about the flirting, but I don't want to bring the
receipt up to him. I'm I'm worried that he's going
lied to my face. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what they
typically do if they're lying or if they're cheating. Yeah.
So you don't want to confront him with that because
you're pretty sure he would just straight up lie to you,
and then you'd to be like, do I believe him,
(12:01):
or do I go with my gut and dump him exactly. Yeah,
So it's a better way just to catch him red
would I would. I would definitely not try to give
him like any sort of likely away that I sure,
yeah know anything. Yeah, And I'd hate to like throw
this out there. But the fact that you're worried about
him lying to you probably means that you shouldn't be
in a relationship with this guy red flag. Yeah already.
(12:23):
Well let's figure it out for you. Have you thought
of an easy way to call him that wouldn't seem suspect? Yes, okay,
what is it? I thought you could call from a
local Okay, he's always buying things for his stupid stupid pet. Lizard.
Always got a lizard too, stupid? Yeah, is it dumb?
(12:44):
It's at all. It's dumb. It is dumb. I'm just
not don't like a lizard, all right, But he's always
buying stuff for his pet. There is lizard? Yeah, okay,
maybe all for him flowers to send to somebody for
being a good customer or you on something something to
do with the pet store Okay, yeah, I mean they
do have a rewards program and the pet store employees
(13:07):
are very passionate about their job. You ever go into
one of those places to buy anything, they have a
billion questions about your pet because they just love it. Yeah,
so that would probably work very well if he's always
shopping there. Okay, cool, we'll call him from there. Then
we'll offer him, I don't know, some free lizard food.
I'll google some stuff about lizards while we play the song,
and then we'll come back offer him that and offers
(13:29):
a stain roses to somebody's roses to somebody special in
his life, and see if he gives us your name
or someone else. Is okay, okay, thank you, all right,
we'll do it next. It's a jewel show right in
the middle of war. The roses to catch a cheater
if you're just joining us. Isabella is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Jackson might be cheating on her because he goes to
the same coffee place all the time, and she's actually
(13:51):
witnessed him be flirty with one of the women that
works there, and the other day she found a receipt
and written on the receipt what was written on the
receipt again, it said something to the effective I can't
wait to see you again. Yeah, I can't wait to
see you again. Yeah. That's more than like a regular
customer service thing. Yeah, it feels like. So we're gonna
call him from the that he shops at and say
(14:12):
that because he has a pet lizard, and say thanks
for being such a loyal customer, we are going to
offer you some free like customer of the Month or something. Yeah,
you're our customer of the month and we're gonna offer you.
I'm just gonna do a gift card. We'll give you
a fifty dollars gift card for whatever you want in
the store, and you can send roses to somebody special
in your life and we'll see if he sends it
(14:33):
to you, Isabella or to someone else. All right, okay, okay,
here we go. I'm gonna dial his phone number right now. Hello, Hi,
(14:54):
my name is Darby. I'm calling from Is this Jackson? Um? Yes?
Who who's this again? Derby? And I'm calling from Derby.
Oh okay, you're a part of our rule rewards program.
You're our customer of the month. Oh okay, all right,
(15:17):
I didn't even know you guys offered that. That's awesome. Yeah,
we just started it, okay, And what does that come with.
It's pretty simple. It comes with a fifty dollars gift
card to the store. Now whatever you want. And also
if we if we get your permission, we want to
just put your name up on Little Black like this
month's customer of the month is Jackson, just on our thing. Also,
(15:39):
we want to send some flowers to a someone special.
Oh all right, that's uh, that's cool. So wait, so
hold on, So I get a fifty dollars gift card, um,
and I can spend it on like not just cat
and dog stuff, right, I can. I can send it
(15:59):
to I have a lizard. Yeah, I have a reptile. Though.
Is it okay for me to kind of use it
on unheard? Just like cash? And I get and I
get the flowers too. Are they are they free? Oh? Yeah,
one hundred percent free. It's just our way of saying
thank you for being our customer of the month. And
the flowers, by the way, they won't look like it
comes from us. It's another service that we use. It
(16:21):
just looks like it comes from you. It's just kind
of a nice thing. Yeah, thank you. That's that's really generous.
The gift card you can just get when you come in,
because we know you come in a lot, so you
can just put the counter. We will have that ready,
or we can email you one too. It's just really simple.
And then for the flowers, I can get those sent off.
I'm going to need just the information of the person
you want to send them to, a name first and last,
(16:42):
anything that you want to put on a card, and
then we'll get the address after. So we can start
with it's just the name, okay, Um, yeah, let me
send them to, um, Laura, and do you is there
anything that you want to put a card? Um, let's
go with I'm so bad with us. I hope you
(17:06):
enjoy the flowers. I love you something like that. Oh boy,
the l word there? What the jackson? I love you? Isabella?
Why are you on my phone? Oh? That's because this
isn't this is actually the Jewels Show. My name's Jebel,
(17:27):
and mine's Alex and mine's Evan, and your girlfriend's name
is Isabella and not Laura. And she's on the phone
because she wanted to see if she could catch you cheating.
What you are, babe? I am not cheating on you.
I promise you. Is it the girl from the coffee shop?
(17:48):
What the is this right now? It's the thing rose
to catch a cheater and I think we told you that. Yeah,
you have a question that your girlfriend Isabella would like answered.
Do not play dumb. I saw the receipts from the
copy shop. You do not hide them well, and now
you're caught. They're just oh, not to it. Be honest,
(18:10):
be direct for once. Look you're just calm down, Calm
down this. There's an explaination for all of this, and like,
I'll tell it. We'll talk when we get home. There's
no needs to do this now. No, no, do not
tell me to calm down. This is over. We're done.
(18:32):
I am moving out. I'm gonna go live with my mom.
Do not call me, do not contact me. You are
dead to me. I am so theory stopped that I'm
not cheating on you. This is so overboil. Yeah, I
love Laura. Yeah, like give it up. But Isabella, I
definitely support you in your decision. And one day you're
(18:56):
going to find somebody who won't cheat on you, who
will you know love you be. Therefore, you support you
how you deserve, and that's not Jackson. No, thank you,
Jackson's gone. Why they always hang up? Well, how did
he not admit it? Though? I don't know it, Isabella.
(19:20):
That's I'm sorry that you had to. Yeah, man, I
mean you did the right thing, though, I think because
it sounds like if you had confronted him with that
receipt and asked him about it, he would have just
straight up lied to you and not admitted anything, and
then you'd be in a weird position of like knowing
that he's lying, also probably wanting to trust him. So yeah,
(19:42):
I do appreciate you guys doing this. Yeah, I mean,
good for you for trusting your gut taking action. You're
pretty scary when you're mad. Oh my gosh, I was terrified. Sorry,
thank you so much. Yeah. I don't think he deserves me,
so he definitely doesn't be No, I can tell you
(20:04):
for sure, doesn't anybody who's in a cheat on their
significant other after no matter how long you guys have
been together, you know what's a cheater? Always a cheater.
You deserve the best, Isabella. Yeah, everybody does, and the
best is out there for you, and that obviously was
not Jackson. Yeah, Jackson doesn't deserve the best, does he No,
Jackson does not deserve the best he deserves. Yeah, oh
(20:29):
my god, he might get it all right, Well, good
luck with everything. Did jewels show on demand? Jebils dirty
little Secret? It's time for your dirty little secret? Or
is it? Did we tell you we made dir a
little secret and then do a completely different segment. No,
we didn't do that to you. It's time for your
dirt a little secret. So on the phone right now,
(20:50):
one of our anonymous listeners to tell us a dirty
little secret that they have. What is your dirty little secret? Hey, guys,
thanks for thanks for listening. Yeah, I kind of game this.
Thanks for listening, listening or are we listening? Yeah? The ones?
Thank thanks for taking me in here. I appreciate. Yeah,
(21:10):
I had a situation to work recently. Um so I
teach high school history, humanity, et cetera. Okay and lucky Yeah, no,
it's it's mostly great. How do you feel about how
do you feel about your students, like for the future
of the world. Are you hopeful? Are you fearful? You know,
the good ones are great and the other ones, uh,
(21:34):
you know, I'll just say that's hopefully I'll be dead
before they take over. Um. So, every year we have
what they call an assessment where they bring in administrators
and people from our district and just outside observers and
they watch every teacher's class for usually about a week,
and it's, you know, to see how you interact with
(21:55):
the kids, how you teach, et cetera, et cetera. And
for the most part, it goes great, except I have
this class of Level three's. They're they're the rough ones,
and they're just pretty wild all the time. So knowing
that this was going to take place, they gave me
at least three days notice, so I had time to prepare.
I made a deal with my class. Did that sound
(22:17):
like you're gonna say I made a deal with the devil? Yeah?
Oh well, it pretty much is same thing. Probably. I said, guys,
listen up, this is going to be serious when these
people are in here, would you guys just chill, just
pay attention, just stop talking, stop being on your phone,
stop doing all the nonsense that we all just ignore
(22:37):
and pretend doesn't happen. Just the one week they're here.
And if you guys do this, what I'll do is
I will give you the next week off from class.
You still have to show up while we're here, watch movies.
I'll put Seinfeld episodes on the TV. I will teach
you a damn thing for the entire week. If you
guys just cool it while they're here and pretend like
(22:58):
you're you're you're paying any actual attention to Greeks versus Romans.
And they worked, I'm assuming, you know, once I got
real with them like that, then they all kind of
like snapped up. They're like, that's pretty cool. Yeah, we can,
we can try to do that. I said, they know
what this class is, they know who you guys are.
You negotiated with terrorists, which shouldn't do, but they were.
(23:22):
They were well behaved. I gave them what I could.
I did what they wanted. And you know, for the
most part, as well as they could be behaved, they
actually they kind of played along. They were pretty chill
and uh, you know, not exactly within the rules or
the guidelines or the school policy, but you know, sometimes
(23:44):
you gotta do what you gotta do because they don't
like you to bribe. The kids don't like that, but
that's how the kids respond. And you have to teach
two of the kids not to the things those kids
in your class are not you. Definitely, that's not the
sharpest class you have. You don't have one student in
there initiative to see the opportunity they had and catch
you after class and go, look, everybody else is going
(24:04):
to get bribe with this pizza stuff. I want cash.
If you don't give me cash, I'm gonna tear it
up next week when they're here. No, because the kids
in that class aren't. That's smart to think that. Yeah,
I knew my audience. Then Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome
to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news. For Friday, February eleventh,
(24:28):
twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and everybody messes up
a little their first day on the new job. But
one guy started a new job and cost his employer
more than a million dollars. More on that in just
a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex
Fresh and a video is going viral of once celebs
Posse that was involved in jumping someone in the most
unexpected place. I have who, what and where? Coming right up?
(24:50):
And I'm in the Chevan And technically any building is
a hotel if you want it to be as much
as the man in my story. All right, you'll hear
more on those stories in just a second before you
first start the day. In the Iron where they report
the news, a new security guard at an art museum
in Russia got bored on his first day on the job. Okay,
and so he grabbed a pen and drew eyes on
the blank faces of a million dollars painting. Yeah, amazing.
(25:14):
Is he going to be suit or? Who knows? I
have no idea. I just saw that story. I saw
the headline. I'm like, that's crazy. First day on the job,
he gets board working in art museum and he's like,
I'm gonna draw a mustache on that painting over there,
a million dollar painting. But if he was smart then
he would just go. You guys didn't hire me as
a security guard. I'm an artist. Well I made it better.
(25:34):
It's now priceless. This is the i n N, the
Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
The next story, they send it on over to Alex Freya,
who's on location. I'm in a bowling alley in La
where a video went viral of the baby in his
crew basically jumping his ex girlfriend's brother. But the funniest
part of the story, well, I can't even tell if
it's real or not because there's about seven people in
(25:56):
the middle of the actual lanes where it's like slippery
right ventured out there. So I'm like, what is going on?
And there were somebody holding a video camera like recording
it all right there sitting around with them. I'm like,
what's going on. It's actually a pretty hysterical. Go watch it.
I don't think it was set up because I saw
the video. The way you would know it was set
up is if one of the guys grabbed him and
slid him down the lane and he got a strike.
That's how you would know what's set up. That's all
(26:19):
I have sending it back to you. Thank you very much.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news for next story
the day listening on a works at English seven who's
on location New Mexico. In New Mexico. Yeah, I'm just
getting this in right now. You're in New Mexico English.
Heeven I'm jubile, thank you. What are you doing in there? Well,
I'm talking to a man who allegedly broke into a home,
(26:40):
took a bath, ate some shrimp, and drank a beer
before being confronted by the homeowner. And now he's been arrested.
Why do people feel up as okay to breaking other
people's homes? Well, he thought it was so okay that
he just gave the guy two hundred dollars and thought
he could cool it quits. You know what, I like money.
I might be like, dude, that's cool, man of busy
appreciator bucks some shrimping to do what whatever the heck
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he did. I wasn't really listening that much, but well
and technically digital producer Christian jumping in here. I've been
sitting here all week. I'm annoyed because none of y'all
I've mentioned my idiot in the news and I'm like,
how are y'all missing? What did we miss this week?
We'll hold on hold on this just in on the
I N and the Indian News Network, where adios aren't
just in the news. Apparently the regular crew for Raise
(27:24):
in the News had missed a big story this WEEKND
and Christian, the digital producer is on location somewhere about
to update this on a story that we miss. Why
did we miss? I'm on location in Denver, Colorado, the
headquarters for Frontier Airlines, Because y'all, Frontier and Spirit Airlines,
the two leading low budget airlines in the y, are merging.
WHOA I did see that they in a six point
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six billion dollars deal. I didn't even know they had
six dollars much less. When you charge people one hundred
dollars for a overhead bag, and that's not even a joke,
and you have thirty seconds to put it up there
unless you start getting charged like per second. Yeah, he
use the bathroom, you get charged for use in the bathroom.
You get charged from we're having a bottle of water.
I'm surprised those airlines don't have coin machines on the
bathroom door. They have to put money in to open
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it up to use it. You know, in the day,
you had to pay like per minute to talk on
the phone. That's how it is when you talked to
a flight attend, charge you per minute, per perquests. Christian
actually got walked off the plane last weekend when he
landed in Las Vegas because he asked for some extra eyes.
Could you imagine if that happened on this flight. Oh,
they would have. They would have bankrupted me. They would
have taken every time I had the face. They would
(28:31):
have charged you convenience first. So the two worst airlines
customer service wise, have teamed up now customer service wise, no,
in general wise, because they literally have recycled airplanes, also
have the oldest aircraft sucked. The seat suck, like everything
about it sucks. And I'm just like, you know what
they say when you're a kid, that you get told this,
and when you're a kid, two wrongs don't make a right.
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Frontier is wrong, Spirit is wrong. Nothing right is going
to come out here. Yeah, I mean, whoever flies those
two airlines some big cornis it's a huge wave. All
be flying them with confidence as some gigantic globes. It
just would scare me. And you're lucky if you don't
go down. If you go down, they're going to charge
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you for it. That's the sound of a camel be
who he's getting on Spirit Airlines and getting charged a
bunch of money for it. And that means the idiot
news is done for the day. That was the i
n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just
in the news. The tune in tomorrow the same time
for another hard hitting report from the I N N.
Remember you can follow the show on social media. At
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the Jewel Show, all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
I'm at that dress, I'm at Evan on the radio,
and I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewbil Show on demand.
It's another jubil Phone Frame Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Um,
hi is this Dana. Yep, this is me. Hey, um Dana,
(29:59):
this is Earl. I don't think we've ever met, but um,
I'm one of the guys that's working on the street project,
um building building, the office building, and you're, um the
four like the four men like watching over us and like, um, yeah,
I'm I'm sorry. You said your name is Earl. Yeah,
(30:20):
it's Earl. Okay, what what's what can I help you with? Earle.
I'm in the middle of something at the moment. Okay.
I'm really sorry to bother you if you're in the
middle of something, because like I can always call back,
but I think it might be something you want to
know about, because like, okay, I know that you're the
listed is the person I'm supposed to call an emergency
or something goes wrong with the job site. So um, right,
so I was calling you to, um update you on
(30:41):
something that happened. Okay, what's going on? Okay? Um, well
you know like, uh, there's a bathroom on the job yeah,
and um, anyway, all the guys made me call because, um,
they wanted me to tell you that I blew up
the bathroom here be calling this somes you what you
(31:01):
think or something? What? What? I don't care? Yeah I
was with you or all they're messing with you. Tell
Mike to get to work and stuff around. Okay, Um yeah,
so I think there's maybe a misunderstanding a little bit. Okay. Um,
so when I said blow up the bathroom, I didn't
mean like because I went to the bathroom. I mean
like I accidentally like it exploded and sort of everything
(31:24):
is like, um like the fire departments here, Um what yeah,
the fire maybe. Well when when you say I blew
it up, what are you talking about? Because you said
it like a joke, but there was an explosion for real.
So Chad gave me this like, um okay, So we
were joking around and I was like, UM, take Chad,
(31:44):
I have to go to the bathroom. We'll be right back,
and then Chad gave me, Um, it looked like kind
of like a dynamite thingy. It could have been a
pipe bomb, are you I don't know, but it was.
It could have been a pipe bomb. Are you joking?
Did anyone hurt? Well? No, everybody was fine because, um,
everybody walked off like when I was going to do it,
because I was like, hey, guys, um, you dare mean
(32:06):
to do this? And then a couple of guys said no,
and then they ran across the street and then everybody
else kind of a round because, like I told him,
I was fire department is there. I need to speak
to somebody right now. You get me give the phone
to a fireman. I am so enraged right now. Hey,
it's Chief Tom with the fire department. Whom I talking. Um,
(32:26):
this is Dana. I'm Dana. Dana. Hey listen, I don't know.
I don't know what the hell happened down there on
the site. Hey Dana, do you have you seen the
firefighter calendar that just came out last week? I'm sorry, no,
I have not. July, that's what you're talking to right now.
Oh all right, Well, look, I you know, I've gotten
(32:51):
an absolute ton of information in the last minute or
two I need. I don't really exactly even know what
is going on down there. I'm not able. Well i'll
tell you. What's going on. Is something exploded and we
were called out and yes we are sweaty. Okay, what
(33:12):
are you? I'm sorry? This is who am I speaking with?
What is your name again? My name is chief? Um,
I forgot my name? Uh? This is what is happening
right now. What's happening is I made up a thing
on the spot to try to pass you to a firefighter,
(33:33):
and I wasn't prepared to with a name. And then
I made a name up and then I forgot it
and you asked me what it was. And now I'm
I'm stumped. What is going on? Oh Dana, this is
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you. That's what's going on. And I screwed up?
What yeah? Oh my god, oh my I am literally
(33:54):
about to punch a wall right now. Are you serious?
So this is not nothing's going on. No, your boss
Luis said that you're handling a bunch of construction jobs
right now, and so I figure. I'll tell you I
blew up the bathroom. Did you will show on demand?
First day follow up? Tina, Yeah, you're not an art critic,
(34:15):
are you? Um? No, okay, good, just checking because it's
time for your first day follow up. Tina is on
the phone. She's not getting a call back from a
dude named Malcolm. And she said that on their date,
they went to one of those sip and paint dates,
you know where you go, I have some drinks and
you they tell you what something to paint and you
paint it. And I was like, that could be a
reason you're not getting a call back if you're an
art critic and you were just super rough on him
(34:36):
after the painting, that's like, that is terrible. And then
you wrote a whole blog for whatever blog you write
for and it's gone viral and now he's the laughing
stock of the art world. That would be reason. I'm
not going to call back. But you don't really know
why you're not getting a call back, right, No? I
really doubt Okay, So it said you went to a
sip and paint date with Malcolm, the dude you went
(34:58):
out with. How long has it been since you since
your date. Well, it's been like a month, you know.
I texted him like, yeah, I texted him three times
and he left me on red three times. And look,
I just don't understand. Well, whose idea was it to
go to the paint and sip um? It was it
was his idea. He chose it. We kind of like this,
(35:19):
you know, like wildlife scene with a tiger um and
a bull. I mean, how did the date actually go?
And did he ask you if you like wine? Because
usually it's like a wine. Yeah, I think wine. I
love wine. And how did the date actually go? Was
it a good time? Do you guys? I'm good? Yeah,
I mean overall the date was smooth. I had a
really good time. We talked a lot, we laughed, Um,
(35:41):
we really related to each other a single parents and
which I love that. Do you think maybe you're not
getting a call back because he thought your painting was bad?
I mean I hope not. I'm drinking doubt that's why.
Well how did how did the date end? I mean
we were done painting? Um, he you know, he took
(36:03):
me home. I even got like a little you know
a little kiss afterwards, and then yeah, he took my
painting home. With him, is that he's going to hang
it up on the wall. That's yeah. I thought it
was super cute. I thought it was a good sign
that the date went well. Did you take his? Um? No,
I didn't take his. He wanted Maybe that's it. He's like, dude,
(36:24):
I was like, put her painting up and she didn't
even want mine. I'm not calling her back. I know
he wanted to show you know, his kid as well
what he did, because he does love his paint. So
I didn't want to punch him from him. Okay, I
mean that's cool. Yeah, that's a really that's a smooth
move right to say that, even if he wasn't planning
on it. Good job him. But I can see why
you thought you'd get a call back. Yeah, what do
(36:44):
you think happened? Yeah? I mean I don't know. I
really can't think of anything if I had to, like guess,
maybe because you know, I didn't offer to pay at
the end and it was kind of expensive for his painting.
Maybe pay for his painting. Yeah, maybe. No, for like
the whole experience with the ticket, I was thinking, like,
you know, one hundred thousand dollars, I take that painting
(37:05):
home with me, you're an amazing artist. Okay, here where
she says so, she said that she didn't offer or
she did offer. I did not offer you offer to
pay for a year half? Guy? Yeah, maybe sorry about that.
I was being I was joking around too much there.
Maybe yeah, maybe maybe that's it. Then maybe he wanted
you guys to split it. Did he seem upset when
you guys paid? Not that I noticed, Like I didn't.
I didn't notice anything different. I mean he kind of
(37:27):
offered to do it. I don't know. That's the only
thing I can think of. Okay, all right, well we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if we can figure it out. All right, thank you. Yeah,
we'll get your first day follow up bright for this.
It's a jewel show in the middle of your first
date follow up if you're just joining us. Tina is
on the phone. She's not getting a callback from a
dude named Malcolm and they went to a sipping paint night.
(37:47):
She said they had a great time and she doesn't
know why she's not getting a call back. Even at
the end of the night, she got a kiss. He
actually took her painting and said, I'm gonna put it
on my wall so cute, so it'll be at my
house the next time you come over. Yeah, I don't
know he said it that way, but there wasn't a
next time he said something. Then Yeah, there's been no
next time because he hasn't talked to her and it's
been a month, so she doesn't know why she's been ghosted.
The only reason she can think of is that maybe
(38:08):
she didn't pay for half of it. So we're about
to call him and see if we can figure out
what happened. All right, seen, are you ready? Hi? I'm ready? Okay,
here we go. Hey, can I speak to Malcolm please?
(38:30):
This is Malcolm, Malcolm, how are you not? My name
is Jewel from a radio show called The Jewel Show.
And my name is Alex from The Jewels Show. It's
a radio show. And my name is English from The
Jewel Show. It's a radio show. And we're calling you
because we did we got an email about you from
one of our listeners. We do a segment on our
show called the First Date Followup. It's where if you
go out on a date with someone and then they
end up and then you end up ghosting them. They
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can email us to get you on the phone and
find out what happened, and we got an email about
you from a girl named Tinah. Yeah, so Tina emailed
us and told us a little bit about your sip
and paint date. And she's just wondering why it's been
a month and she hasn't heard from you. I don't
really know if I want to go over this information
with you guys. Why why not? Yeah, it just it
(39:17):
just doesn't seem like something you should really put out
into the public. Well, here's the thing. She hit us up,
and she wants to know. And she does know that
there might be something that you say that she might
not want to hear, but she's okay with it. She's ready.
M did you have fun at least on the date?
The date? The date, the day was okay, but yeah,
(39:39):
there was nothing wrong with the date. She told us
that you went out and you did the sip and
paint thing and that you guys had a lot of fun,
she thought, And she said, even at the dad of
the night, you took the thing that she painted and
you were gonna put it on your wall and you
haven't talked to her. That's kind of messed up. Actually,
i'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what she thought. Okay, she thought you weren't calling
(40:01):
her back because she didn't pay for her half. Is
that it? No, that is not it at all. I
mean I didn't. I didn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't want
to take any money from her. Uh. Yeah, I'm I don't.
I don't know how to like delicately put this, So
I'm just gonna dude, she's two month She's two months pregnant.
(40:23):
She's two months pregnant. She showed up to sorry what
she were pregnant? Clear's day. She's two months pregnant. How
do you know that? Are you guessing she told you? No, no, no,
she didn't say it like right out of the gate.
But it's a snipping paint. So the whole thing is
you like get a buzz on while you're you're just
doing my partwork. So she wasn't drinking at all, and
I finally I asked her about it, and she was
(40:44):
a little hesitant, but finally she came clear and clean
and she was like, yeah, I'm two months pregnant and
I'm giving it. I have so many questions and you
didn't know. No, I didn't know. She like, who signs
up for a date two months pregnant? Literally, I can't, like,
I have so many Maybe we should ask her. I
seriously have so many questions right now. Yeah, I have
a lot of questions, but I have no interest in
(41:06):
getting any answers because I have no interest in going
on a date with a woman who was too okay, Well,
any interest in talking to her because she's actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, no, no,
she just like eight weeks ago she was catching that
row and now she wants another hit her If that's
not me, she's on the phone. Did you hear that?
I don't think he's registered it? What did you think
(41:28):
on the phone? Yeah, yeah she is. I forgot to
tell you that part came Alcolm. Oh hey dude, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were listening. I'm sorry. Uh yeah,
I'm sorry that I had to do this that I just,
you know, really wanted to know. Um, why you know
(41:50):
you left me on red so I don't know. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I guess so are you with the baby? Dad? Um? No? Um,
I actually am not going to go back to him.
He's he's abusive, but I am still going to keep
the baby. Okay. That's really actually brave of you to
(42:10):
go on a first date two months pregnant. Yeah, I'm
sorry I didn't tell you about it. I guess, you know,
it's something I'm proud of, and I just want to
go around telling everybody. I'm still trying to figure all
this out, and you know, it's a little embarrassing, it's
you know, a little complicated, and we've been talking for
a while and I just I really wanted to meet you,
(42:30):
so I you know, just thought it would be okay
to go on a date. And yeah, if you're going
on a date with someone, you should tell them that
you're pregnant, because I'm looking for a girlfriend, and it's
obvious that you're looking for a diet or a baby
that or something that I'm just that's just we're not
looking for the same thing. Yeah, but you just said
(42:52):
that you wanted, you know, I'll just starting a family
one day, and I don't know, I wasn't one day,
but honestly, yeah, I just thought you would be happy
for me, or you know, for us. Maybe I don't know,
I thought this could work out. It was just a date. Okay, yeah,
but like you didn't, like fifty percent of the date
was drinking one you couldn't do that, you know what
I mean? You want to? I mean, just like make
(43:13):
somebody aware of it so that they're not surprised when
they go out on the day and they're like, why
are you not drinking? You're like, I'm pregnant. If you
would just let people know that before it and we
can avoid all of this awkwardness. It's just that's a
really big one to like, Well, now, hey, Malcolm, now
that you know, would you like to go out on
another date? China will pay for it? No, definitely not.
(43:35):
I'm not looking to be a dad again. No, no, no, no, okay, yeah,
I mean whatever. You know what, some of the best
people have kids, So screw you. You're lost. And you
know what, get this, If any of you out there
listening right now want to go on a date with
a hot pregnant lady, dial in right now. Let them know. Okay,
(43:56):
Oh yep, and I'm pregnant, so I'm a sure thing.
I don't have to worry. I'm probably gonna get a
lot of texts the Jewels Show on Demand, The Jewel
Show on Demand. Jebils dirty little secret. He hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret. Yes, well, then spill it.
(44:19):
What is it? So? Well, my dirt little secret is
when people come over or even sit in my car
after they leave, I smell the cushions. What really is it?
Male or female? It's either or either. You don't care,
you just why? Okay, So you smell the cushions when
(44:40):
anybody sits in your car or or at home or
at home anywhere. What does it smell like? Some snow? Good?
Some the kind of bad? Wait? Is there a specific
smell that you actually like, like you know, thoughts or
other things, you know, like a good snow, but a
bad snow is it's awful sometimes, but it's still kind
(45:01):
of good, right, because that's your thing, Like, it's still
even if it's a bad it's like pizza, right, even
if it's bad, it's still kind of good. I guess innocence. Yeah, yeah,
what do you what makes you do this? Oh? I
don't know. I just oh, I don't know how I
got into it. I just know the seat when people leave.
Do you ever forget? No? Never, forget never. Yeah, that's hilarious.
(45:26):
Look like we always say we don't judge anybody on
this show unless you need to be judged. That's right,
But we're still fine. That's funny, that's fine. I mean,
like you're just smelling cushions anyone, So who smells better?
Male or female? Generally? Okay, yeah, I think that is
a given right there. Yes, so you don't really even
(45:46):
remember the first time you started doing it. You just oh, no,
I don't remember. But it's been a wall all right.
So then this is your dear little secret. Nobody knows
that you do this. Nobody knows. Here's a question. Do
you ever smell your own cushion? No, nurseal right, I
don't get high in your own supply? Right, yes? All right? Man, Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Keep
(46:07):
doing you and I hope you have some guests come
over tonight and then they leave pretty quickly. Thank you.
Remember text in for one or six one calls say
to day three four three one six one. If you
have a dirty little secret like that, you never know
what you're gonna get this. I have a way thing
that I like smelling. What do you like smelling? My
(46:28):
friends make fun of me a lot for it. What
is it my cat? You like to smell your cat?
I just pick her up and yeah, he just haven't
liked to smell his cat likes the smells cat. Does
anybody else have any weird things that they like to
smell normal things? I used to actually smell my food
before I ate it. I don't do that anymore, like
(46:48):
a deep waif. No, I just like, you know, investigated
it usually, just make sure it was like anible and
all that, so it was more of like a health issue,
you like, I don't want it, which is more or
less picky over that because I just kind of eat food,
I guess, but I trust. If I didn't trust it,
then I'm probably gonna sf it. Digital producer Christian jumping
in here. This is that weird because there are other
(47:09):
people that like the smell of this. But I love
the smell of gas, like at a gas station. Yeah.
I always have since I was a kid. Like I
remember being a kid like my grandparents, my parents pumping gas,
and I was like, it's so much smell. I know.
I love the smell of gas. Not when it's like
on your hand though, that's like if you get a
drop on your shoe or something. It's like day ruin
(47:29):
you all day. Yeah, at the gas station, the smell
of gas is such a pleasure. But if you're out
of the gas station, like you said, and you get
a drop on your foot, all of a sudden, you're like, oh,
this is disgusting. I have to go home and show
all right, here's the smell thing. You know how people
can tolerate their own farts but not other people's farts. Yeah,
but I actually really like the smell of mine when
(47:52):
they do smell out, not like in a weird way.
It's kind of only one way way of in your
the smell of your fart. I just think it's like
I'm just interested in it a lot. I'm just like, whoa,
that's what That's a really interesting fragrance. Weird. I think
it might be like your brain playing tricks with you,
(48:13):
because sometimes I feel like, because if you know what's
your own fart, you can tolerate it, right, like, but
you get disgusted if as somebody else's. I feel like
there's times where like I forgot that I farted, and
show on demand you're about to hear somebody lose their
job on the radio. Sorry, I don't have to be
(48:37):
escorted out by security and face a bunch of fines
and penalties. Why, because I don't know how I'm going
to do this segment without getting fired. What do you
mean by that? I mean we asked you the question,
what's the most important thing this weekend? That game on
(49:00):
Sunday or Valentine's Day, and we got the lines. The
phone lines are packed right now with people wanting to
tell us what is more important because we really want
to find out love or football? Call us up eighty
eight three four three one o six one. Texts us
four one o six one. But I'm scared that I'm
going to get fired because the NFL doesn't let anybody
other than the NFL say the word the name of
(49:22):
the game that it is. Say it's a big name.
It starts with the S and ends with the owl.
Yeah large ball, yeah very And I have to we
have to take calls right now asking people, Hey, what's
more important this weekend? The huge event being held at
a stadium that has football in it that a lot
of people are going to watch on Sunday or Valentine's
(49:45):
Daycause Valentine's Day weekend and it's I almost said it. Hey, Brett,
you do me a favorite? Duit? Have the beat button ready?
Because honestly, like our company has sent so many emails
saying that we could that we can't say that word.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Okay if I say because
I'll probaly screw up. Just keep it. Try not to Okay,
I'll try. But here we go. Now the question that
everybody is asking today, what is it that Americans want
(50:09):
this weekend? Do they want hardcore gridiron action at the
big huge sporting event I don't know my voice track
sporting event on Sunday? Or are they more interested in love?
Toss up eight three four three one six one text
in four one o six one. Hello it's a jewel show. Hello? Okay, really,
(50:33):
I only say that because it comes first. Oh okay
day weekend, though you got to celebrate over the weekend sometime.
That is every day though I don't know what I said.
I'm like, this was only once a year. Yeah, but
I guess we should get love done every day. Yeah,
that's true. Hey, it's a jewel show. What's more important?
(50:54):
Or Valentine's Day? For sure? Everybody? Do you have a
boyfriend or a girlfriend. I do have a boyfriend. Wouldn't
you be happy to do that? Yeah? Are you kidding me?
Of course? On boyfriends gonna be happy about that. He's
gonna be like, no, Yeah, it means we can watch
this for Valentine's Day. I love love. Finally a girl
who can do both. Hey, what's up, Jason? What's more
(51:17):
important or Valentine's Day? Definitely Valentine's keep doing it? Yeah,
the big game coming up on Sunday or Valentine's Day?
What's more important this weekend? Hey, I'll say the game?
All right? Well, thanks for me and truth. It's Valentine's
(51:37):
Day weekend and there's that huge football game that everybody
talks about that they don't let you say the name
on the radio because I don't know it's stupid. Anyway,
there's the huge football game on Sunday too, So we're
asking you the question, football or love? What's more important
to you this weekend? Is abou? What's up? Vale? Okay?
So do you watch football or no? Nope? Alright, not
(52:01):
even not even the big game. I didn't even know
there was a big game this weekend until this morning.
That's great, all right, sweet funny. What's more important this weekend?
Football and snacks and beer with your friends or telling
your loved one how much you love them on Valentine's Day?
Football or Valentine's Day? Kevin, what's up? Actually? For me?
(52:24):
It's football. I mean, right now, it seems like football
is beating out love. Football is winning. Calls up eight
to eight, three four three, one oh six one and
tell us what's more important this weekend? That huge game
that has a bowl in the name of it that
we can't stay on the radio, or Valentine's Day. It's
not the NFL anymore. For National Football League, it's Newfound love.
(52:47):
Either you're gonna go with the no Fun league because
they don't let you say the name on there. But
I like not found love. Hey, Kim, what's more important?
The big game or Valentine's Day? The concert? The halftime show?
All right? So you're just yeah, so you don't care
about the football or Valentine's Day. You just want to
see the concert in the middle. Yes, that's all I
want to see. Oh my goodness, isn't this a competition
(53:10):
to end all competitions? Joe? I should I should be
in sports broadcasting. Obviously he found amazing. Let's we're taking
phone calls when we found out that love definitely loses
to football. Everybody's more excited about the big, huge thing
happening on Sunday that the NFL doesn't let you say.
And now let's check out what they're saying on the
Instagram story because Christian, our digital director, also posted the
question on our Instagram story. Christian, thirty eight percent of
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you said Valentine's Day is more, court sixty two percent
of our voters saying the Big Game is more. People
love football more than they love Yes, they do. Remember
follow the show on social media. At the Jewel Show,
you can follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel
Fresh I met that dream at Evan the Radio. The
Jewel Show on demand
The Jewel Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do
(00:21):
it in style. It's time for the best ready you've
heard in a while show. How exactly is your day
gonna go today? Is it gonna be one of those
days where you're skipping to work excited to watch your
team playing the big game coming up this weekend? Or
is it one of those days who are skipping to
work excited to see him playing. Then you get the news, Hey,
(00:43):
I just put us some tickets for a ballet this
Sunday at three o'clock for Valentine's Day. Hell aws, You're
day gonna go good? Ahead, you'll find out right now
with Alex's daily vibration. All right, well, let's raise your
vibration by doing your one car tarot draw. So while
i'sh off my car's guy, Zinia, think of a question
about a situation going on in your life that you
need some clarity on. Be open and aware of receiving
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messages throughout your day. Okay, all right here we are. Oh,
it's just shuffling the cards. I do like that noise. Okay, ah,
well this isn't a coincidence. It's a page of cups upright.
The page of cups represents a happy surprise and emotional messages.
It's not a coincidence because it's Friday, on Valentine's Day weekend.
So I just encourage you to listen to your heart
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and do all things today sentimental and romantic. Whether you're
actually just prepping for Valentine's Day celebration this weekend or
you're actually celebrating it today, just make sure that you're
thoughtful with your planning and your actions are delicate, especially
if you're one who's not so romantic or one who's
always showing a tough side. So let your guard down
and show your emotions to the ones that you love today.
(01:48):
They'll very much appreciate it, because whether you're masculine or feminine,
we all need those delicate moments from our partner more
than we realize. Yes, definitely, So take a moment today
and spend some time really thinking about what you can
do friendly this weekend. They normally do, yeah, because it
is a day of love and the person that you
share love with, even if your single could be a kid,
you know, not in a romantic way. But just think
(02:09):
about how you can do something a little bit differently
to show the people that you love, the connection that
you have, that you share the sweetest moment that you'll
remember and express your true feelings in a safe environment.
So the universe is telling you to love today. And
I don't understand why people are so scared to be vulnerable.
I mean, I know people hurt people. When people get hurt,
it happens, right, I've been incredibly hurt in my life.
I have a fair of abandonment. I love be wel
fair abandonment, you know. And they're scared that someone's going
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to leave them, so then they keep their guard up,
and all that actually does is push the person away.
If you're vulnerable, go I'm scared you're gonna leave me.
You might find out that hey, I'm not going to
and you might not relieve each other. But if you
don't guarantee they're going to leave. So Jule and I
are married if you didn't know that bad the way.
And I'm more of the one who's not like the
romantic one in the relationship. I actually would be the
one to forget anniversaries and special days like that. Most
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guys are like that. I'm aware of it, right, It's
something that I've struggled with that I've tried to be
more aware of because I do want to show Jubile
how much I love and care about him, and I
do in my way, But he's more the romantic one.
He gives me flowers every Wednesday, and like he really
goes above and beyond to make sure that he shows
his love for me, like more than like I've ever
seen a man do. And so I just really appreciate
it on another level. So I encourage all you guys
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who think you can't cry in front of your partner
or show your actual true feelings and emotions. You absolutely
should and can, and you both feel better, feel better.
So you had to be thoughtful of your actions and
be aware of wanting to, you know, change your behavior
for the people you love. Right. Oh, Also, you said
the card was a happy, happy surprise and emotional messages.
It's also the big game this weekend, So if that's
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your thing that you were thinking about, the same thing,
open up your arms, be happy and ready to embrace
your team when they win the Big Bowl. That's actually
really weird if you think about it representing a happy surprise.
The page of cups upright specifically represents a happy surprise
and emotional messages. So for one team a happy surprise
and the other team emotional message is like sorry, yeah,
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that's weird surprise. Okay, I think the ending the Bengals
are not favored in the Big Huge Bowl game. Does
that mean that the Bengals win this weekend? Well, this
is actually for two days. So let me put another card. Okay,
one card car. We'll see. This could be some big
betting advice. Put million dollars on this. This card right
(04:21):
here is going to tell you who wins the Huge
Giant Bowl game that they won't. Let us say the
name of on radio. Okay that the two cars that
fell out were the Hermit and the ten E Pentacles,
which are both of jewels major and minor. Are conic
card just weird. I mean that I'm was right, the
(04:41):
cars telling me I was right, the Bengals are going
to win. Well maybe no it is La Rams because
you're a Rams fan. Oh yeah, so put the house
on the l A Ram. Yes, do it. Hey don't
come after me if they lose, though, I'm just giving
a message. And it wasn't even really you. It was
English seven who said it mightful. So it's the rams
don't and then you bet on them, Sue English Evan.
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Remember I close out your daily vibration with your daily affirmations,
Damian whisping, I am open to giving my love and
receiving love. Stay wild, moonchild. That was your daily vibration.
Have a great day, and remember you can follow the
show on social media. At the Jewel Show, you can
follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm
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at that, Drea's I'm at Evan. On the radio, The
Jewbil Show on demand, it's another Jewbil Phone Frank Day
mornings on That's twenties. It's home Frank will either make
a relationship or ruin a relationship. It's the Jewil Show,
and it's time for Past the prank where all three
of us get involved. And Nick is on the phone
and Nick wants to prank his girlfriend because I guess
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he found an email. You found an email that she's
planning on asking you to marry her on Valentine's Day.
Whoa Oh yeah, sound an email and she's supposed to
pick up the ring tomorrow. Wow, So he wanted to
prank her. And at the end of it, you want
to say that you found out that she's planning on
proposing to you, and you want to tell her yes,
because the surprise is already ruined. Yeah, yeah, to marry.
(06:09):
I mean, but I also want to prank or two. Okay,
I like that females are starting to propose. Yeah, it's cool.
And so since she picks up the ring tomorrow, we're
going to call her from the ring store and act
like we gave her ring to somebody else and it's
not there anymore, and see if she freaks out. All right, Nick,
here we go. Hello. Hey, it's Pete Aakins from Jewelers.
(06:39):
Let's just checking in since the big day is almost
hear how you liking the rings? Hi? Just checking in?
Say how are you liking it? Any last minute changes? Oh?
I haven't picked it up yet? Yeah you did? No,
I didn't, Yes he did, No I didn't. Please hold
for a second. Hi, this is Alexis is a Shannon?
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Yes it is. I'm in a little confused and concerned
because I am supposed to pick my ring up today,
and I just got a call from your store asking
me how the ring is. I'm proposing to my boyfriend
of marrow from my kind of concern because I don't
have it. I do not ring. That's funny, Shannon. But
if you're calling about the gift with purchase that I
forgot to give to you earlier, you can come and
get that whenever. I didn't know. I did not pick
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up the ring yet. I don't know what you're talking
about or who came in and pick my ring up.
But it was not me. Yes you did. No, I didn't.
I'm telling, didn't you not? Did I give the ring too?
If it wasn't you, I was not at that store earlier,
and you did not give me my ring to you
figure out who you gave my ring to. Okay, just
can you please hold. It's Pete Consuma speaking with It's Shannon,
(07:53):
and I even know who you get my ring too.
Please hold. This is Alfred. Alfred. I need to know
where my ring is right now. This is Shannon. I
need answers. I feel like someone came in and stole it.
This is getting to be really out of control. Well,
(08:16):
we do do rings I've been in the business for
at least sixty years now. So you're writing, Alfred, what
do you I'm telling you someone stole my ring and
I need to know who it was. Yes. I remember
when I just started in the diamond industry and we
had the same situation, Alfred, Alfred, Alfred, Yes, transfer me
to your manager. Okay, one moment, got it. I did it.
(08:41):
I finally figured out to put someone on hold. You guys. Yeah,
I gotta tell you, Alfred. I'm impressed you were able
to do that. No, I'm not on hold. I can
hear you, idiot. Oh oh, well, can you hear your
boyfriend Nick too? But yeah, Shannon, this is actually the
Jewel Show. My name is Jewel, Mine is Alex find
think Chevan, and we're doing a phone prank on you
because her boyfriend Nick. Wait what? Nick? Well, how do
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you know about? This was supposed to be a surprise.
Okay you look, I saw one of your emails to
the store you're picking up the ring, and so I
wanted to prank you. Hekay, are you serious? You looked
at my email? This was clause I supposed to be
a surprise. You left it on the computer Okay. Also
(09:27):
I wanted to say yes, oh god, hy you so much.
But I love you you guys, congratulations, I love you.
The Jebel Show on demand, It's time Floor of the
Roses only. On the Jebil Show, Isabella is on the
(09:47):
phone and she's been with her boyfriend at Jackson for
three years and now apparently she thinks that something's going
on and Jackson's being shady. What shady Jackson? Mister Jamie nasty? Apparently? Hey, Isabella,
thank you for your email. Sorry that you have to
come on the show because of this reason. But you
think that Jackson is cheating on you? Yeah? Well, I
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found some receipts about a week ago and I haven't
been able to stop thinking about. It's stressing me out.
Where were they from? It was a coffee stand and
it sounds crazy, but I just have a feeling. Okay,
So you found the receipts and you're suspicious because of
where they were from the receipt I sound crazy, but
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the receipts actually on them. The last one said can't
wait to see you again? Oh what clamation marks in
a smiley face? Yeah wow. Usually they do that like
on the cup or something, right, this busy. Yeah, I
mean on the receipt written can't wait to see you again?
Is different too than like thanks for the business with
a little heart or whatever. You know, that sounds pretty direct. Okay.
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So are you sure it's not like one of his
friends though, like one of his friends racists or something. No.
I there's a very pretty girl that works at the
coffee shop and she has an interest in your boyfriend.
I don't know. She seems flirty and does he seem
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flirty back when you've been in there with him to
get coffee? Does he always go to the same spot? Yes? Okay,
so have you seen him be flirty back? Yes? And
he says I'm crazy. WHOA. So you've actually like asked
him about it though, like the flirting. So I've asked
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about the flirting, but I don't want to bring the
receipt up to him. I'm I'm worried that he's going
lied to my face. Oh yeah, yeah, that's what they
typically do if they're lying or if they're cheating. Yeah.
So you don't want to confront him with that because
you're pretty sure he would just straight up lie to you,
and then you'd to be like, do I believe him,
(12:01):
or do I go with my gut and dump him exactly. Yeah,
So it's a better way just to catch him red
would I would. I would definitely not try to give
him like any sort of likely away that I sure,
yeah know anything. Yeah, And I'd hate to like throw
this out there. But the fact that you're worried about
him lying to you probably means that you shouldn't be
in a relationship with this guy red flag. Yeah already.
(12:23):
Well let's figure it out for you. Have you thought
of an easy way to call him that wouldn't seem suspect? Yes, okay,
what is it? I thought you could call from a
local Okay, he's always buying things for his stupid stupid pet. Lizard.
Always got a lizard too, stupid? Yeah, is it dumb?
(12:44):
It's at all. It's dumb. It is dumb. I'm just
not don't like a lizard, all right, But he's always
buying stuff for his pet. There is lizard? Yeah, okay,
maybe all for him flowers to send to somebody for
being a good customer or you on something something to
do with the pet store Okay, yeah, I mean they
do have a rewards program and the pet store employees
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are very passionate about their job. You ever go into
one of those places to buy anything, they have a
billion questions about your pet because they just love it. Yeah,
so that would probably work very well if he's always
shopping there. Okay, cool, we'll call him from there. Then
we'll offer him, I don't know, some free lizard food.
I'll google some stuff about lizards while we play the song,
and then we'll come back offer him that and offers
(13:29):
a stain roses to somebody's roses to somebody special in
his life, and see if he gives us your name
or someone else. Is okay, okay, thank you, all right,
we'll do it next. It's a jewel show right in
the middle of war. The roses to catch a cheater
if you're just joining us. Isabella is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years named
Jackson might be cheating on her because he goes to
the same coffee place all the time, and she's actually
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witnessed him be flirty with one of the women that
works there, and the other day she found a receipt
and written on the receipt what was written on the
receipt again, it said something to the effective I can't
wait to see you again. Yeah, I can't wait to
see you again. Yeah. That's more than like a regular
customer service thing. Yeah, it feels like. So we're gonna
call him from the that he shops at and say
(14:12):
that because he has a pet lizard, and say thanks
for being such a loyal customer, we are going to
offer you some free like customer of the Month or something. Yeah,
you're our customer of the month and we're gonna offer you.
I'm just gonna do a gift card. We'll give you
a fifty dollars gift card for whatever you want in
the store, and you can send roses to somebody special
in your life and we'll see if he sends it
(14:33):
to you, Isabella or to someone else. All right, okay, okay,
here we go. I'm gonna dial his phone number right now. Hello, Hi,
(14:54):
my name is Darby. I'm calling from Is this Jackson? Um? Yes?
Who who's this again? Derby? And I'm calling from Derby.
Oh okay, you're a part of our rule rewards program.
You're our customer of the month. Oh okay, all right,
(15:17):
I didn't even know you guys offered that. That's awesome. Yeah,
we just started it, okay, And what does that come with.
It's pretty simple. It comes with a fifty dollars gift
card to the store. Now whatever you want. And also
if we if we get your permission, we want to
just put your name up on Little Black like this
month's customer of the month is Jackson, just on our thing. Also,
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we want to send some flowers to a someone special.
Oh all right, that's uh, that's cool. So wait, so
hold on, So I get a fifty dollars gift card, um,
and I can spend it on like not just cat
and dog stuff, right, I can. I can send it
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to I have a lizard. Yeah, I have a reptile. Though.
Is it okay for me to kind of use it
on unheard? Just like cash? And I get and I
get the flowers too. Are they are they free? Oh? Yeah,
one hundred percent free. It's just our way of saying
thank you for being our customer of the month. And
the flowers, by the way, they won't look like it
comes from us. It's another service that we use. It
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just looks like it comes from you. It's just kind
of a nice thing. Yeah, thank you. That's that's really generous.
The gift card you can just get when you come in,
because we know you come in a lot, so you
can just put the counter. We will have that ready,
or we can email you one too. It's just really simple.
And then for the flowers, I can get those sent off.
I'm going to need just the information of the person
you want to send them to, a name first and last,
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anything that you want to put on a card, and
then we'll get the address after. So we can start
with it's just the name, okay, Um, yeah, let me
send them to, um, Laura, and do you is there
anything that you want to put a card? Um, let's
go with I'm so bad with us. I hope you
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enjoy the flowers. I love you something like that. Oh boy,
the l word there? What the jackson? I love you? Isabella?
Why are you on my phone? Oh? That's because this
isn't this is actually the Jewels Show. My name's Jebel,
(17:27):
and mine's Alex and mine's Evan, and your girlfriend's name
is Isabella and not Laura. And she's on the phone
because she wanted to see if she could catch you cheating.
What you are, babe? I am not cheating on you.
I promise you. Is it the girl from the coffee shop?
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What the is this right now? It's the thing rose
to catch a cheater and I think we told you that. Yeah,
you have a question that your girlfriend Isabella would like answered.
Do not play dumb. I saw the receipts from the
copy shop. You do not hide them well, and now
you're caught. They're just oh, not to it. Be honest,
(18:10):
be direct for once. Look you're just calm down, Calm
down this. There's an explaination for all of this, and like,
I'll tell it. We'll talk when we get home. There's
no needs to do this now. No, no, do not
tell me to calm down. This is over. We're done.
(18:32):
I am moving out. I'm gonna go live with my mom.
Do not call me, do not contact me. You are
dead to me. I am so theory stopped that I'm
not cheating on you. This is so overboil. Yeah, I
love Laura. Yeah, like give it up. But Isabella, I
definitely support you in your decision. And one day you're
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going to find somebody who won't cheat on you, who
will you know love you be. Therefore, you support you
how you deserve, and that's not Jackson. No, thank you,
Jackson's gone. Why they always hang up? Well, how did
he not admit it? Though? I don't know it, Isabella.
(19:20):
That's I'm sorry that you had to. Yeah, man, I
mean you did the right thing, though, I think because
it sounds like if you had confronted him with that
receipt and asked him about it, he would have just
straight up lied to you and not admitted anything, and
then you'd be in a weird position of like knowing
that he's lying, also probably wanting to trust him. So yeah,
(19:42):
I do appreciate you guys doing this. Yeah, I mean,
good for you for trusting your gut taking action. You're
pretty scary when you're mad. Oh my gosh, I was terrified. Sorry,
thank you so much. Yeah. I don't think he deserves me,
so he definitely doesn't be No, I can tell you
(20:04):
for sure, doesn't anybody who's in a cheat on their
significant other after no matter how long you guys have
been together, you know what's a cheater? Always a cheater.
You deserve the best, Isabella. Yeah, everybody does, and the
best is out there for you, and that obviously was
not Jackson. Yeah, Jackson doesn't deserve the best, does he No,
Jackson does not deserve the best he deserves. Yeah, oh
(20:29):
my god, he might get it all right, Well, good
luck with everything. Did jewels show on demand? Jebils dirty
little Secret? It's time for your dirty little secret? Or
is it? Did we tell you we made dir a
little secret and then do a completely different segment. No,
we didn't do that to you. It's time for your
dirt a little secret. So on the phone right now,
(20:50):
one of our anonymous listeners to tell us a dirty
little secret that they have. What is your dirty little secret? Hey, guys,
thanks for thanks for listening. Yeah, I kind of game this.
Thanks for listening, listening or are we listening? Yeah? The ones?
Thank thanks for taking me in here. I appreciate. Yeah,
(21:10):
I had a situation to work recently. Um so I
teach high school history, humanity, et cetera. Okay and lucky Yeah, no,
it's it's mostly great. How do you feel about how
do you feel about your students, like for the future
of the world. Are you hopeful? Are you fearful? You know,
the good ones are great and the other ones, uh,
(21:34):
you know, I'll just say that's hopefully I'll be dead
before they take over. Um. So, every year we have
what they call an assessment where they bring in administrators
and people from our district and just outside observers and
they watch every teacher's class for usually about a week,
and it's, you know, to see how you interact with
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the kids, how you teach, et cetera, et cetera. And
for the most part, it goes great, except I have
this class of Level three's. They're they're the rough ones,
and they're just pretty wild all the time. So knowing
that this was going to take place, they gave me
at least three days notice, so I had time to prepare.
I made a deal with my class. Did that sound
(22:17):
like you're gonna say I made a deal with the devil? Yeah?
Oh well, it pretty much is same thing. Probably. I said, guys,
listen up, this is going to be serious when these
people are in here, would you guys just chill, just
pay attention, just stop talking, stop being on your phone,
stop doing all the nonsense that we all just ignore
(22:37):
and pretend doesn't happen. Just the one week they're here.
And if you guys do this, what I'll do is
I will give you the next week off from class.
You still have to show up while we're here, watch movies.
I'll put Seinfeld episodes on the TV. I will teach
you a damn thing for the entire week. If you
guys just cool it while they're here and pretend like
(22:58):
you're you're you're paying any actual attention to Greeks versus Romans.
And they worked, I'm assuming, you know, once I got
real with them like that, then they all kind of
like snapped up. They're like, that's pretty cool. Yeah, we can,
we can try to do that. I said, they know
what this class is, they know who you guys are.
You negotiated with terrorists, which shouldn't do, but they were.
(23:22):
They were well behaved. I gave them what I could.
I did what they wanted. And you know, for the
most part, as well as they could be behaved, they
actually they kind of played along. They were pretty chill
and uh, you know, not exactly within the rules or
the guidelines or the school policy, but you know, sometimes
(23:44):
you gotta do what you gotta do because they don't
like you to bribe. The kids don't like that, but
that's how the kids respond. And you have to teach
two of the kids not to the things those kids
in your class are not you. Definitely, that's not the
sharpest class you have. You don't have one student in
there initiative to see the opportunity they had and catch
you after class and go, look, everybody else is going
(24:04):
to get bribe with this pizza stuff. I want cash.
If you don't give me cash, I'm gonna tear it
up next week when they're here. No, because the kids
in that class aren't. That's smart to think that. Yeah,
I knew my audience. Then Jebel Show on Demand. Welcome
to the i n N, The Idiot News Network where
idiots aren't just in the news. For Friday, February eleventh,
(24:28):
twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and everybody messes up
a little their first day on the new job. But
one guy started a new job and cost his employer
more than a million dollars. More on that in just
a second, but first let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex
Fresh and a video is going viral of once celebs
Posse that was involved in jumping someone in the most
unexpected place. I have who, what and where? Coming right up?
(24:50):
And I'm in the Chevan And technically any building is
a hotel if you want it to be as much
as the man in my story. All right, you'll hear
more on those stories in just a second before you
first start the day. In the Iron where they report
the news, a new security guard at an art museum
in Russia got bored on his first day on the job. Okay,
and so he grabbed a pen and drew eyes on
the blank faces of a million dollars painting. Yeah, amazing.
(25:14):
Is he going to be suit or? Who knows? I
have no idea. I just saw that story. I saw
the headline. I'm like, that's crazy. First day on the job,
he gets board working in art museum and he's like,
I'm gonna draw a mustache on that painting over there,
a million dollar painting. But if he was smart then
he would just go. You guys didn't hire me as
a security guard. I'm an artist. Well I made it better.
(25:34):
It's now priceless. This is the i n N, the
Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
The next story, they send it on over to Alex Freya,
who's on location. I'm in a bowling alley in La
where a video went viral of the baby in his
crew basically jumping his ex girlfriend's brother. But the funniest
part of the story, well, I can't even tell if
it's real or not because there's about seven people in
(25:56):
the middle of the actual lanes where it's like slippery
right ventured out there. So I'm like, what is going on?
And there were somebody holding a video camera like recording
it all right there sitting around with them. I'm like,
what's going on. It's actually a pretty hysterical. Go watch it.
I don't think it was set up because I saw
the video. The way you would know it was set
up is if one of the guys grabbed him and
slid him down the lane and he got a strike.
That's how you would know what's set up. That's all
(26:19):
I have sending it back to you. Thank you very much.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news for next story
the day listening on a works at English seven who's
on location New Mexico. In New Mexico. Yeah, I'm just
getting this in right now. You're in New Mexico English.
Heeven I'm jubile, thank you. What are you doing in there? Well,
I'm talking to a man who allegedly broke into a home,
(26:40):
took a bath, ate some shrimp, and drank a beer
before being confronted by the homeowner. And now he's been arrested.
Why do people feel up as okay to breaking other
people's homes? Well, he thought it was so okay that
he just gave the guy two hundred dollars and thought
he could cool it quits. You know what, I like money.
I might be like, dude, that's cool, man of busy
appreciator bucks some shrimping to do what whatever the heck
(27:01):
he did. I wasn't really listening that much, but well
and technically digital producer Christian jumping in here. I've been
sitting here all week. I'm annoyed because none of y'all
I've mentioned my idiot in the news and I'm like,
how are y'all missing? What did we miss this week?
We'll hold on hold on this just in on the
I N and the Indian News Network, where adios aren't
just in the news. Apparently the regular crew for Raise
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in the News had missed a big story this WEEKND
and Christian, the digital producer is on location somewhere about
to update this on a story that we miss. Why
did we miss? I'm on location in Denver, Colorado, the
headquarters for Frontier Airlines, Because y'all, Frontier and Spirit Airlines,
the two leading low budget airlines in the y, are merging.
WHOA I did see that they in a six point
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six billion dollars deal. I didn't even know they had
six dollars much less. When you charge people one hundred
dollars for a overhead bag, and that's not even a joke,
and you have thirty seconds to put it up there
unless you start getting charged like per second. Yeah, he
use the bathroom, you get charged for use in the bathroom.
You get charged from we're having a bottle of water.
I'm surprised those airlines don't have coin machines on the
bathroom door. They have to put money in to open
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it up to use it. You know, in the day,
you had to pay like per minute to talk on
the phone. That's how it is when you talked to
a flight attend, charge you per minute, per perquests. Christian
actually got walked off the plane last weekend when he
landed in Las Vegas because he asked for some extra eyes.
Could you imagine if that happened on this flight. Oh,
they would have. They would have bankrupted me. They would
have taken every time I had the face. They would
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have charged you convenience first. So the two worst airlines
customer service wise, have teamed up now customer service wise, no,
in general wise, because they literally have recycled airplanes, also
have the oldest aircraft sucked. The seat suck, like everything
about it sucks. And I'm just like, you know what
they say when you're a kid, that you get told this,
and when you're a kid, two wrongs don't make a right.
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Frontier is wrong, Spirit is wrong. Nothing right is going
to come out here. Yeah, I mean, whoever flies those
two airlines some big cornis it's a huge wave. All
be flying them with confidence as some gigantic globes. It
just would scare me. And you're lucky if you don't
go down. If you go down, they're going to charge
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you for it. That's the sound of a camel be
who he's getting on Spirit Airlines and getting charged a
bunch of money for it. And that means the idiot
news is done for the day. That was the i
n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just
in the news. The tune in tomorrow the same time
for another hard hitting report from the I N N.
Remember you can follow the show on social media. At
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the Jewel Show, all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
I'm at that dress, I'm at Evan on the radio,
and I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewbil Show on demand.
It's another jubil Phone Frame Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, Um,
hi is this Dana. Yep, this is me. Hey, um Dana,
(29:59):
this is Earl. I don't think we've ever met, but um,
I'm one of the guys that's working on the street project,
um building building, the office building, and you're, um the
four like the four men like watching over us and like, um, yeah,
I'm I'm sorry. You said your name is Earl. Yeah,
(30:20):
it's Earl. Okay, what what's what can I help you with? Earle.
I'm in the middle of something at the moment. Okay.
I'm really sorry to bother you if you're in the
middle of something, because like I can always call back,
but I think it might be something you want to
know about, because like, okay, I know that you're the
listed is the person I'm supposed to call an emergency
or something goes wrong with the job site. So um, right,
so I was calling you to, um update you on
(30:41):
something that happened. Okay, what's going on? Okay? Um, well
you know like, uh, there's a bathroom on the job yeah,
and um, anyway, all the guys made me call because, um,
they wanted me to tell you that I blew up
the bathroom here be calling this somes you what you
(31:01):
think or something? What? What? I don't care? Yeah I
was with you or all they're messing with you. Tell
Mike to get to work and stuff around. Okay, Um yeah,
so I think there's maybe a misunderstanding a little bit. Okay. Um,
so when I said blow up the bathroom, I didn't
mean like because I went to the bathroom. I mean
like I accidentally like it exploded and sort of everything
(31:24):
is like, um like the fire departments here, Um what yeah,
the fire maybe. Well when when you say I blew
it up, what are you talking about? Because you said
it like a joke, but there was an explosion for real.
So Chad gave me this like, um okay, So we
were joking around and I was like, UM, take Chad,
(31:44):
I have to go to the bathroom. We'll be right back,
and then Chad gave me, Um, it looked like kind
of like a dynamite thingy. It could have been a
pipe bomb, are you I don't know, but it was.
It could have been a pipe bomb. Are you joking?
Did anyone hurt? Well? No, everybody was fine because, um,
everybody walked off like when I was going to do it,
because I was like, hey, guys, um, you dare mean
(32:06):
to do this? And then a couple of guys said no,
and then they ran across the street and then everybody
else kind of a round because, like I told him,
I was fire department is there. I need to speak
to somebody right now. You get me give the phone
to a fireman. I am so enraged right now. Hey,
it's Chief Tom with the fire department. Whom I talking. Um,
(32:26):
this is Dana. I'm Dana. Dana. Hey listen, I don't know.
I don't know what the hell happened down there on
the site. Hey Dana, do you have you seen the
firefighter calendar that just came out last week? I'm sorry, no,
I have not. July, that's what you're talking to right now.
Oh all right, Well, look, I you know, I've gotten
(32:51):
an absolute ton of information in the last minute or
two I need. I don't really exactly even know what
is going on down there. I'm not able. Well i'll
tell you. What's going on. Is something exploded and we
were called out and yes we are sweaty. Okay, what
(33:12):
are you? I'm sorry? This is who am I speaking with?
What is your name again? My name is chief? Um,
I forgot my name? Uh? This is what is happening
right now. What's happening is I made up a thing
on the spot to try to pass you to a firefighter,
(33:33):
and I wasn't prepared to with a name. And then
I made a name up and then I forgot it
and you asked me what it was. And now I'm
I'm stumped. What is going on? Oh Dana, this is
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you. That's what's going on. And I screwed up?
What yeah? Oh my god, oh my I am literally
(33:54):
about to punch a wall right now. Are you serious?
So this is not nothing's going on. No, your boss
Luis said that you're handling a bunch of construction jobs
right now, and so I figure. I'll tell you I
blew up the bathroom. Did you will show on demand?
First day follow up? Tina, Yeah, you're not an art critic,
(34:15):
are you? Um? No, okay, good, just checking because it's
time for your first day follow up. Tina is on
the phone. She's not getting a call back from a
dude named Malcolm. And she said that on their date,
they went to one of those sip and paint dates,
you know where you go, I have some drinks and
you they tell you what something to paint and you
paint it. And I was like, that could be a
reason you're not getting a call back if you're an
art critic and you were just super rough on him
(34:36):
after the painting, that's like, that is terrible. And then
you wrote a whole blog for whatever blog you write
for and it's gone viral and now he's the laughing
stock of the art world. That would be reason. I'm
not going to call back. But you don't really know
why you're not getting a call back, right, No? I
really doubt Okay, So it said you went to a
sip and paint date with Malcolm, the dude you went
(34:58):
out with. How long has it been since you since
your date. Well, it's been like a month, you know.
I texted him like, yeah, I texted him three times
and he left me on red three times. And look,
I just don't understand. Well, whose idea was it to
go to the paint and sip um? It was it
was his idea. He chose it. We kind of like this,
(35:19):
you know, like wildlife scene with a tiger um and
a bull. I mean, how did the date actually go?
And did he ask you if you like wine? Because
usually it's like a wine. Yeah, I think wine. I
love wine. And how did the date actually go? Was
it a good time? Do you guys? I'm good? Yeah,
I mean overall the date was smooth. I had a
really good time. We talked a lot, we laughed, Um,
(35:41):
we really related to each other a single parents and
which I love that. Do you think maybe you're not
getting a call back because he thought your painting was bad?
I mean I hope not. I'm drinking doubt that's why.
Well how did how did the date end? I mean
we were done painting? Um, he you know, he took
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me home. I even got like a little you know
a little kiss afterwards, and then yeah, he took my
painting home. With him, is that he's going to hang
it up on the wall. That's yeah. I thought it
was super cute. I thought it was a good sign
that the date went well. Did you take his? Um? No,
I didn't take his. He wanted Maybe that's it. He's like, dude,
(36:24):
I was like, put her painting up and she didn't
even want mine. I'm not calling her back. I know
he wanted to show you know, his kid as well
what he did, because he does love his paint. So
I didn't want to punch him from him. Okay, I
mean that's cool. Yeah, that's a really that's a smooth
move right to say that, even if he wasn't planning
on it. Good job him. But I can see why
you thought you'd get a call back. Yeah, what do
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you think happened? Yeah? I mean I don't know. I
really can't think of anything if I had to, like guess,
maybe because you know, I didn't offer to pay at
the end and it was kind of expensive for his painting.
Maybe pay for his painting. Yeah, maybe. No, for like
the whole experience with the ticket, I was thinking, like,
you know, one hundred thousand dollars, I take that painting
(37:05):
home with me, you're an amazing artist. Okay, here where
she says so, she said that she didn't offer or
she did offer. I did not offer you offer to
pay for a year half? Guy? Yeah, maybe sorry about that.
I was being I was joking around too much there.
Maybe yeah, maybe maybe that's it. Then maybe he wanted
you guys to split it. Did he seem upset when
you guys paid? Not that I noticed, Like I didn't.
I didn't notice anything different. I mean he kind of
(37:27):
offered to do it. I don't know. That's the only
thing I can think of. Okay, all right, well we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if we can figure it out. All right, thank you. Yeah,
we'll get your first day follow up bright for this.
It's a jewel show in the middle of your first
date follow up if you're just joining us. Tina is
on the phone. She's not getting a callback from a
dude named Malcolm and they went to a sipping paint night.
(37:47):
She said they had a great time and she doesn't
know why she's not getting a call back. Even at
the end of the night, she got a kiss. He
actually took her painting and said, I'm gonna put it
on my wall so cute, so it'll be at my
house the next time you come over. Yeah, I don't
know he said it that way, but there wasn't a
next time he said something. Then Yeah, there's been no
next time because he hasn't talked to her and it's
been a month, so she doesn't know why she's been ghosted.
The only reason she can think of is that maybe
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she didn't pay for half of it. So we're about
to call him and see if we can figure out
what happened. All right, seen, are you ready? Hi? I'm ready? Okay,
here we go. Hey, can I speak to Malcolm please?
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This is Malcolm, Malcolm, how are you not? My name
is Jewel from a radio show called The Jewel Show.
And my name is Alex from The Jewels Show. It's
a radio show. And my name is English from The
Jewel Show. It's a radio show. And we're calling you
because we did we got an email about you from
one of our listeners. We do a segment on our
show called the First Date Followup. It's where if you
go out on a date with someone and then they
end up and then you end up ghosting them. They
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can email us to get you on the phone and
find out what happened, and we got an email about
you from a girl named Tinah. Yeah, so Tina emailed
us and told us a little bit about your sip
and paint date. And she's just wondering why it's been
a month and she hasn't heard from you. I don't
really know if I want to go over this information
with you guys. Why why not? Yeah, it just it
(39:17):
just doesn't seem like something you should really put out
into the public. Well, here's the thing. She hit us up,
and she wants to know. And she does know that
there might be something that you say that she might
not want to hear, but she's okay with it. She's ready.
M did you have fun at least on the date?
The date? The date, the day was okay, but yeah,
(39:39):
there was nothing wrong with the date. She told us
that you went out and you did the sip and
paint thing and that you guys had a lot of fun,
she thought, And she said, even at the dad of
the night, you took the thing that she painted and
you were gonna put it on your wall and you
haven't talked to her. That's kind of messed up. Actually,
i'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell
you what she thought. Okay, she thought you weren't calling
(40:01):
her back because she didn't pay for her half. Is
that it? No, that is not it at all. I
mean I didn't. I didn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't want
to take any money from her. Uh. Yeah, I'm I don't.
I don't know how to like delicately put this, So
I'm just gonna dude, she's two month She's two months pregnant.
(40:23):
She's two months pregnant. She showed up to sorry what
she were pregnant? Clear's day. She's two months pregnant. How
do you know that? Are you guessing she told you? No, no, no,
she didn't say it like right out of the gate.
But it's a snipping paint. So the whole thing is
you like get a buzz on while you're you're just
doing my partwork. So she wasn't drinking at all, and
I finally I asked her about it, and she was
(40:44):
a little hesitant, but finally she came clear and clean
and she was like, yeah, I'm two months pregnant and
I'm giving it. I have so many questions and you
didn't know. No, I didn't know. She like, who signs
up for a date two months pregnant? Literally, I can't, like,
I have so many Maybe we should ask her. I
seriously have so many questions right now. Yeah, I have
a lot of questions, but I have no interest in
(41:06):
getting any answers because I have no interest in going
on a date with a woman who was too okay, Well,
any interest in talking to her because she's actually on
the phone listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah, no, no,
she just like eight weeks ago she was catching that
row and now she wants another hit her If that's
not me, she's on the phone. Did you hear that?
I don't think he's registered it? What did you think
(41:28):
on the phone? Yeah, yeah she is. I forgot to
tell you that part came Alcolm. Oh hey dude, I'm sorry.
I didn't realize you were listening. I'm sorry. Uh yeah,
I'm sorry that I had to do this that I just,
you know, really wanted to know. Um, why you know
(41:50):
you left me on red so I don't know. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I guess so are you with the baby? Dad? Um? No? Um,
I actually am not going to go back to him.
He's he's abusive, but I am still going to keep
the baby. Okay. That's really actually brave of you to
(42:10):
go on a first date two months pregnant. Yeah, I'm
sorry I didn't tell you about it. I guess, you know,
it's something I'm proud of, and I just want to
go around telling everybody. I'm still trying to figure all
this out, and you know, it's a little embarrassing, it's
you know, a little complicated, and we've been talking for
a while and I just I really wanted to meet you,
(42:30):
so I you know, just thought it would be okay
to go on a date. And yeah, if you're going
on a date with someone, you should tell them that
you're pregnant, because I'm looking for a girlfriend, and it's
obvious that you're looking for a diet or a baby
that or something that I'm just that's just we're not
looking for the same thing. Yeah, but you just said
(42:52):
that you wanted, you know, I'll just starting a family
one day, and I don't know, I wasn't one day,
but honestly, yeah, I just thought you would be happy
for me, or you know, for us. Maybe I don't know,
I thought this could work out. It was just a date. Okay, yeah,
but like you didn't, like fifty percent of the date
was drinking one you couldn't do that, you know what
I mean? You want to? I mean, just like make
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somebody aware of it so that they're not surprised when
they go out on the day and they're like, why
are you not drinking? You're like, I'm pregnant. If you
would just let people know that before it and we
can avoid all of this awkwardness. It's just that's a
really big one to like, Well, now, hey, Malcolm, now
that you know, would you like to go out on
another date? China will pay for it? No, definitely not.
(43:35):
I'm not looking to be a dad again. No, no, no, no, okay, yeah,
I mean whatever. You know what, some of the best
people have kids, So screw you. You're lost. And you
know what, get this, If any of you out there
listening right now want to go on a date with
a hot pregnant lady, dial in right now. Let them know. Okay,
(43:56):
Oh yep, and I'm pregnant, so I'm a sure thing.
I don't have to worry. I'm probably gonna get a
lot of texts the Jewels Show on Demand, The Jewel
Show on Demand. Jebils dirty little secret. He hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret. Yes, well, then spill it.
(44:19):
What is it? So? Well, my dirt little secret is
when people come over or even sit in my car
after they leave, I smell the cushions. What really is it?
Male or female? It's either or either. You don't care,
you just why? Okay, So you smell the cushions when
(44:40):
anybody sits in your car or or at home or
at home anywhere. What does it smell like? Some snow? Good?
Some the kind of bad? Wait? Is there a specific
smell that you actually like, like you know, thoughts or
other things, you know, like a good snow, but a
bad snow is it's awful sometimes, but it's still kind
(45:01):
of good, right, because that's your thing, Like, it's still
even if it's a bad it's like pizza, right, even
if it's bad, it's still kind of good. I guess innocence. Yeah, yeah,
what do you what makes you do this? Oh? I
don't know. I just oh, I don't know how I
got into it. I just know the seat when people leave.
Do you ever forget? No? Never, forget never. Yeah, that's hilarious.
(45:26):
Look like we always say we don't judge anybody on
this show unless you need to be judged. That's right,
But we're still fine. That's funny, that's fine. I mean,
like you're just smelling cushions anyone, So who smells better?
Male or female? Generally? Okay, yeah, I think that is
a given right there. Yes, so you don't really even
(45:46):
remember the first time you started doing it. You just oh, no,
I don't remember. But it's been a wall all right.
So then this is your dear little secret. Nobody knows
that you do this. Nobody knows. Here's a question. Do
you ever smell your own cushion? No, nurseal right, I
don't get high in your own supply? Right, yes? All right? Man, Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Keep
(46:07):
doing you and I hope you have some guests come
over tonight and then they leave pretty quickly. Thank you.
Remember text in for one or six one calls say
to day three four three one six one. If you
have a dirty little secret like that, you never know
what you're gonna get this. I have a way thing
that I like smelling. What do you like smelling? My
(46:28):
friends make fun of me a lot for it. What
is it my cat? You like to smell your cat?
I just pick her up and yeah, he just haven't
liked to smell his cat likes the smells cat. Does
anybody else have any weird things that they like to
smell normal things? I used to actually smell my food
before I ate it. I don't do that anymore, like
(46:48):
a deep waif. No, I just like, you know, investigated
it usually, just make sure it was like anible and
all that, so it was more of like a health issue,
you like, I don't want it, which is more or
less picky over that because I just kind of eat food,
I guess, but I trust. If I didn't trust it,
then I'm probably gonna sf it. Digital producer Christian jumping
in here. This is that weird because there are other
(47:09):
people that like the smell of this. But I love
the smell of gas, like at a gas station. Yeah.
I always have since I was a kid. Like I
remember being a kid like my grandparents, my parents pumping gas,
and I was like, it's so much smell. I know.
I love the smell of gas. Not when it's like
on your hand though, that's like if you get a
drop on your shoe or something. It's like day ruin
(47:29):
you all day. Yeah, at the gas station, the smell
of gas is such a pleasure. But if you're out
of the gas station, like you said, and you get
a drop on your foot, all of a sudden, you're like, oh,
this is disgusting. I have to go home and show
all right, here's the smell thing. You know how people
can tolerate their own farts but not other people's farts. Yeah,
but I actually really like the smell of mine when
(47:52):
they do smell out, not like in a weird way.
It's kind of only one way way of in your
the smell of your fart. I just think it's like
I'm just interested in it a lot. I'm just like, whoa,
that's what That's a really interesting fragrance. Weird. I think
it might be like your brain playing tricks with you,
(48:13):
because sometimes I feel like, because if you know what's
your own fart, you can tolerate it, right, like, but
you get disgusted if as somebody else's. I feel like
there's times where like I forgot that I farted, and
show on demand you're about to hear somebody lose their
job on the radio. Sorry, I don't have to be
(48:37):
escorted out by security and face a bunch of fines
and penalties. Why, because I don't know how I'm going
to do this segment without getting fired. What do you
mean by that? I mean we asked you the question,
what's the most important thing this weekend? That game on
(49:00):
Sunday or Valentine's Day, and we got the lines. The
phone lines are packed right now with people wanting to
tell us what is more important because we really want
to find out love or football? Call us up eighty
eight three four three one o six one. Texts us
four one o six one. But I'm scared that I'm
going to get fired because the NFL doesn't let anybody
other than the NFL say the word the name of
(49:22):
the game that it is. Say it's a big name.
It starts with the S and ends with the owl.
Yeah large ball, yeah very And I have to we
have to take calls right now asking people, Hey, what's
more important this weekend? The huge event being held at
a stadium that has football in it that a lot
of people are going to watch on Sunday or Valentine's
(49:45):
Daycause Valentine's Day weekend and it's I almost said it. Hey, Brett,
you do me a favorite? Duit? Have the beat button ready?
Because honestly, like our company has sent so many emails
saying that we could that we can't say that word.
So yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Okay if I say because
I'll probaly screw up. Just keep it. Try not to Okay,
I'll try. But here we go. Now the question that
everybody is asking today, what is it that Americans want
(50:09):
this weekend? Do they want hardcore gridiron action at the
big huge sporting event I don't know my voice track
sporting event on Sunday? Or are they more interested in love?
Toss up eight three four three one six one text
in four one o six one. Hello it's a jewel show. Hello? Okay, really,
(50:33):
I only say that because it comes first. Oh okay
day weekend, though you got to celebrate over the weekend sometime.
That is every day though I don't know what I said.
I'm like, this was only once a year. Yeah, but
I guess we should get love done every day. Yeah,
that's true. Hey, it's a jewel show. What's more important?
(50:54):
Or Valentine's Day? For sure? Everybody? Do you have a
boyfriend or a girlfriend. I do have a boyfriend. Wouldn't
you be happy to do that? Yeah? Are you kidding me?
Of course? On boyfriends gonna be happy about that. He's
gonna be like, no, Yeah, it means we can watch
this for Valentine's Day. I love love. Finally a girl
who can do both. Hey, what's up, Jason? What's more
(51:17):
important or Valentine's Day? Definitely Valentine's keep doing it? Yeah,
the big game coming up on Sunday or Valentine's Day?
What's more important this weekend? Hey, I'll say the game?
All right? Well, thanks for me and truth. It's Valentine's
(51:37):
Day weekend and there's that huge football game that everybody
talks about that they don't let you say the name
on the radio because I don't know it's stupid. Anyway,
there's the huge football game on Sunday too, So we're
asking you the question, football or love? What's more important
to you this weekend? Is abou? What's up? Vale? Okay?
So do you watch football or no? Nope? Alright, not
(52:01):
even not even the big game. I didn't even know
there was a big game this weekend until this morning.
That's great, all right, sweet funny. What's more important this weekend?
Football and snacks and beer with your friends or telling
your loved one how much you love them on Valentine's Day?
Football or Valentine's Day? Kevin, what's up? Actually? For me?
(52:24):
It's football. I mean, right now, it seems like football
is beating out love. Football is winning. Calls up eight
to eight, three four three, one oh six one and
tell us what's more important this weekend? That huge game
that has a bowl in the name of it that
we can't stay on the radio, or Valentine's Day. It's
not the NFL anymore. For National Football League, it's Newfound love.
(52:47):
Either you're gonna go with the no Fun league because
they don't let you say the name on there. But
I like not found love. Hey, Kim, what's more important?
The big game or Valentine's Day? The concert? The halftime show?
All right? So you're just yeah, so you don't care
about the football or Valentine's Day. You just want to
see the concert in the middle. Yes, that's all I
want to see. Oh my goodness, isn't this a competition
(53:10):
to end all competitions? Joe? I should I should be
in sports broadcasting. Obviously he found amazing. Let's we're taking
phone calls when we found out that love definitely loses
to football. Everybody's more excited about the big, huge thing
happening on Sunday that the NFL doesn't let you say.
And now let's check out what they're saying on the
Instagram story because Christian, our digital director, also posted the
question on our Instagram story. Christian, thirty eight percent of
(53:33):
you said Valentine's Day is more, court sixty two percent
of our voters saying the Big Game is more. People
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