February 15, 2022 • 54 mins
Alex Fresh kicks off the morning pulling the Hermit during the Daily Vibration, Grandpas sending nude pictures in this Jubal Phone Prank, something happened that no one was ready for in this First Date Follow Up, Jubal Fresh adds some spice to this War of the Roses, this women's Dirty little Secret can end someone else's Dirty little Secret, Elon Musk is in trouble with the U.S. government for a ridiculous reason and Lorell is already a champion so will she Beat The Brit!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewels Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do
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it in style. It's time for the best radio you've
heard in a while, The Jews Show. What kind of
day are you gonna have today? Is it gonna be
one of those days where you're smiling and whistling and
skipping everywhere because you had a good Valentine's evening last night?
You know what I mean? Or is it gonna be
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just another two stay find out exactly how your day
is gonna go right now with Alex's daily vibration. All right,
well least it's not Monday where you can tell at
work today. Just look around today. When you're at work,
you'll tell who had a good Valentine's evening last night.
They'll be in a real good move. They'll be smiling,
they'll be chirping in in meetings, they'll be ready to
do whatever work the boss has got for him. You
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know someone's looking over that person right now, like, oh
go on, and that person's really embarrassed yeah, and anybody
who's there is just like not in a good mood.
You know exactly what happened last night. All right, time
to raise your vibration by doing your one card tarot draw.
So while I shuffle my car is to think of
a question or situation going on in your life right
now that you need clarity on and be open and
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aware today to receiving the messages and here we go. Okay,
cool shuffling. Teach me how to shuffle, Teach me how
to shuffle? Got it? Okay? What do you need to
evaluate and analyze? Because today's card is the Hermit, which
is Jebil's major arkonic card. Everybody has a specific major
arkonic card for their birthday tying to their zodiac sign.
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So Jebil Is Virgo is the Hermit. The Hermit on
the picture, it shows an individual standing alone with the
lantern in one hand, who is highly wise and has
attained great knowledge for a life. So when we get
it in a tarot reading, the Hermit encourages us to
find our inner voice and in order to find the
answers that lies within each and every one of us.
It takes a lot of self reflection. Everybody has to
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do self reflection. But no matter what, you have to
be willing to do things daily, every single day to
get yourself closer to the answers and the validation for
your questions. So, for instance, I believe that there's no coincidences,
and once I switch my thought and opinion to actually
believing that everything truly happens for a reason, even though
I did before. Once I finally realize that there are
no coincidences, then things started changing for me. Live like
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the hermit today. Be reserved, filter your thoughts, filter your voice,
remain positive, encouraging, let your intuition guide you through your thoughts.
And positive thoughts leads to positive outcomes, same thing for
a negative. So I make sure that you're very aware
of your thoughts today because you could be having positive
thoughts and then all of a sudden, you're just like
going down a road and now it's all negative and
like you're just saying about all the bad. But now
try to keep it on positive. So receiving this message
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from the Hermit today means that we need alone time
to analyze certain situations and figure out if it's serving
are greater good. Okay, if you do that, it can
open up endless possibilities for your future. I agree. I
think you know what, anything in your life that is
a problem for you, it's not anybody else's problem, but yours.
So you have to break yourself down and figure out
where the problem is coming from. Even if you're in relationships.
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If you're always in bad relationships, guess what, you're always
in bad relationships. You got to figure out what you
do to get in them, and what you do in
relationships that make them bad so that you can see
it different. Break yourself down, And that's what I've learned
to do. And yeah, it sucks sometimes get to sit
there and go, wow, I'm a piece of crap. But
then once you figure it out, the bad stuff doesn't
happen to you anymore. The things that you brought on
yourself doesn't happen anymore. So I think that's a good
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greeting for it. Yeah, you can make your world whatever
you want it. When I was saying live like the hermit,
the hermit is solitude, meditation, manifestation. And I know a
lot of you may not know what that means or
where to begin even with meditating, But Jubil and I
we both like to meditate. We can get deep. Yeah,
we can stop it anyways, Jubil meditates a lot every
day pretty much. Do you have any advice for the
beginners or if they've never done it before, how to
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your mind grind yourself things like that. Real quick advice
on how to sort of calm everything down. It's the breathing.
If you breathe like this, seven seconds in through your
nose as far as you can get the breath down
into your belly, pause, and then seven seconds out through
your mouth. Just do that yep in through your nose,
deep into the belly, out through your mouth. Breathe like that, right,
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and then just concentrate on that breath. Picture it. I
hate saying this because it makes you sound all like
yoga teacher, but picture it like it's like an ocean.
Like it's like when you're breathing in, the water's coming in,
when you breathe out, the water's going out. Just focus
on your breath, and then all of a sudden you'll realize, hey,
I haven't thought about anything in a while. I haven't
even really thought about the breathing because it's just natural
at this point and you're relaxed. So make sure do
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that today, spend some quality time. You owe it to
yourself and really think about something that you need to
analyze in your life right now that you need to
change for the greater good for yourself. And no, all
of the pervert truck drivers out there who are trying
to text in right now at fourmo six one, she
doesn't mean that kind of a lone time with yourself,
all right. I didn't even think. All right. Remember I
close out your daily vibration with the daily affirmation. So
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yeahs like the hermit, I have the light within me
to see the truth and guide me through even through
the darkest days. And that was your daily vibration. Have
a great day, all right. Remember you can follow the
show on social media at the Jewel Show. You can
follow all of us individually. I'm a Jubil Fresh, I'm
at that dreaming on the radio, the Jebil Show on demand.
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It's another Jebil Phone frame Mornings. Hello. Yeah, yeah, Now
I'm on the phone. I'm calling Benjamin. I'm gonna ask
him for help with this one. Hello yeah, yeah, hello, Yeah,
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that's Benjamin. Hey, hey Benjie eighth grandpa. Yeah sure, this
is not your grandson. Yes, sound different than than the
last time he spoke. Yeah, yeah, it's another person. Yeah,
you sound like a different person exactly what I'm saying.
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Or is everything okay? Or you having stomach issues? Yeah? Here,
I'm good, Thank you. This is the wrong number. No,
I got a new number. Yeah, that's why you're probably confused.
But um, this is your grandpa. Okay, this is the
wrong number. Man, I don't tell you. Yeah, yeah, there's
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no need to swear at your grandpa, benj. Yeah, it's
a different number on your phones because I got a
new phone. It's a smartphone. It's I'm confused about a
few things. And so I was asked call and ask
for your help. A grandfather should be able to call
his grandson and you ask him about how to help
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do some normal functions on his smartphone. And it seems
he's smarter than I am without getting yelled at. So
all up, your grandsons. That's why I'm calling you, bench
I need your help. And now you know, I guess
you're busy when you got a gal over there, Benji,
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And I wish, Yeah you dating anybody these days? Not really?
I remember what I was your age. I was back
about the time I met your grandma. That was before
all the dating apps and stuff. Had to meet her
for her service. Is one I shouldn't have told you that,
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but yes, I paid for her service. Is the first
night we met, and then after that I fell in love.
Plus she got pregnant. Anyway, I need some help deleting
some pictures from my phone. Okay, yeah, it's what you're thinking, sir.
At the bottom of your phone, at the bottom right,
you'll see a trash can. You will press the trash
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can and press they simple. I was taking some pictures
like the kids are doing, you know, And I was
in front of the mirror, and I was gonna send
some pictures to your grandma, who got a new phone too.
We got the same phone. I was gonna see if
I could send them to her. And she's in the
other room and maybe, you know, it might maybe she'd
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like what she saw. Kind of a flirty little thing there.
But I need to delete these. And I set one
as the background on my phone too, and that's gonna
be awkward with him out and about and I take
out my phone and it's just a dinghis and it's like,
you know, I'm just gonna text you this picture right
now and then maybe you can get it deleted over there.
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No no, no, don't send it to me. Keep it
in your phone and delete it. I should have kept
it in my pants. That's what I should have done
before I took a picture of it. Because I can't
figure out how to delete this, I'm just gonna text
it to you right now. Sure, I'm your grandson and
I don't want to see your Okay, Well, hey, don't
hang out up? Yeah what? Because this is actually Jewel
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from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you
and your sister Jennifer set you up. Yeah, she didn't
have much of an idea, so I just decided to
call you up with someone else's grandpa and try to
send you some dirty pictures. The Jewels Show on demand
first day up named Silas is on the phone today
for a first date follow up and he thinks that
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he might not get be getting a call back because
of being indecisive, which is weird because women love indecisive
d trust me, they love it. Anyway, Silas is on
the phone right now. He went out with a woman
named jac and now she's not calling him back and
he doesn't know why, So we're gonna see if we
can help him out silence before we find out about
your date and everything. How long has it been since
the date? Um? About a week? About a week okay?
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And how many times? How many times you try to
reach out to her since the date? I mean I've
chexted her two or three times. It's being ghosted. Well,
tell us about the date. How did it go? I mean,
I don't know. It was kind of chill. We were
just watching a movie at her place, and I don't know,
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like we started off kind of mellow that this is
the first date. Yeah, first date at her house, watching
a movie on a first date. Did your roommates? No?
She lives alone. Wow, she must have liked you a lot,
so I wasn't. No, it was good. We were watching
a movie and I don't know, I put my arm
around her and she sort of like smuggled into me
or whatever, and you know, she smelled. It's not to
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be like creepy or anything, but she had this like
amazing perfume. It was like this nice fruity scent. It
was like everything was just good. She didn't smell like
body odor, and she smelled good, like a woman what
movie did you guys watch? Uh, you know, we didn't
really have anything in mind, so I didn't really care
what we watched, and I just told her to choose something,
and she started watching this movie called The League of
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Their Own, which is like a girl baseball player movie
trying in baseball. Oh wait, so is that the indecisive thing?
You couldn't decide on a movie? Well, yeah, that's the thing.
Like I wasn't able to pick the movie. I couldn't
make a decision. So that's why I was the go gosh, like,
is this why she's not calling me back? Right? That
could have been like a was a good movie. Definitely
something happened there because she took you back to our house.
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Yes she liked you before, Yeah, exactly, so something of
the house happened. And well that's yeah, I don't know what.
That's why I don't understand what's going on. Like, So,
if you think that not being able to decide on
a movie is the reason, that's legit. I could see
that being a reason a woman wouldn't call somebody back.
Just be like, ah, you can't even decide on a
movie to want? Now, No, that's a very wan reason.
You get no chances with me, I guess, but that's
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what you think the reason is, Like that's the only
reason you can think of why she wouldn't be calling
you back. I don't know. I mean like we didn't.
We kind of hooked up a little bit, like we
went to second base, and it's a little bit of
a movie, if you know what I mean. Like I thought,
things are going great. Maybe you're a bad kisser. Yeah,
and well what's your second base too? Second basis are
different for everybody. Yeah, mine's a hug. Yeah, I lost
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my virginity at thirteen. My second base is wait, everything
just like some touching, you know, below and above the belt, fondling. Okay, okay, fondling,
all right, that's an advanced second base. Okay. So I thought, yeah,
so did you did you stay over? You didn't stay over? Right, No,
I did not stay over. But you know when I left,
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it was like, oh, get back into it, we'll be
in touch. You can't wait to do this again. It
was like everything was great. So then that's that was
the last I heard from her. Did you get a
kiss or a hug when you say goodbye? Yeah? Yeah,
I got more second base? Probably more second base on
the doorstep, second base on home plate. Oh my god,
that was amazing. You write that down if you want
to use it. Yeah, um, all right, Well so you
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don't know other than that though, And it sounds like
obviously she liked you if she was willing to go
basis with you. All. I just see at this point,
I'm at a loss. I have no idea why we'll play,
So I'll come back and then call her and see
if we can figure it out with your first date
follow up r after this? Okay, okay, all right, we'll
do it next. It's a jewel show in the middle
of your first date follow up if you're just joining us.
Silas is on the phone, and Silas is a little
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bit of a base runner at a little baseball A
little bit a little bit of a baseball player, aren't you, Silas? Yeah? Yeah,
I guess so I like making things awkward. I'm sorry.
Silas isn't getting a call back from a woman named
jac where'd you meet her? Anyway? Online? Okay? Sat apps?
So he met her on the apps where everybody meets
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now anyway, they had it. They met up, had dinner,
and then ended up back at her place. Watching a movie.
They watched the movie for a little while and then
they started making out, and he said he went to
second base, and then they called it a night, and
she walked him to the door, had a little more
second base, and then he went home. And now he
doesn't know why he's not getting a call back from
her though it's been about a week and he's reached
out a few times and she's definitely ghosting him. And
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we're gonna call right now. And the only thing that
Silas can think of is that he was indecisive about
watch what movie to watch? And that might have been
a red flag for her that Stilas is bad at
making decisions? Are you bad at making decisions? Not traditionally,
I just didn't know what to watch. It was the
whole thing. Okay. I was hoping to say, I'm not sure. Yeah,
that would be a terrible response that question. Okay, all right,
I'm gonna call it right Here we go, Hello loud, Hello, Hello,
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is this some jac Yes? Who? Yes? Jac? Hey? This
is the Jewels Show. My name is Jewil, and mine's
Alex and minds Igli Chevin and I don't know if
you're inside of a waterfall right now? Or what's going
on your show? But I'm stuck outside my building because
my lobby has been flooded. But I'm living, guys. I
love your show. Your lobby's flooded? What? Yes, so they're
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the hole. They're not letting the tenants go up until
it's clear. Yeah, the pipers. Oh wow? Whoa was that
an explosion? Wait? Wait wait what why are you guys
calling me? I want to talk to you for a second,
but it sounds like your building is about to fall
all down. And then there's water everywhere and there's flooding,
and I don't know if there's a fire. Um, I
don't know if like there's horsemen and an apocalypse above you.
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I have no idea, but it sounds like you might
be busy. We can call back. No, no, what I mean.
I can't get into my building right now anyway. So well,
we're calling you because we got an email about you
from another listener of the show. His name's Silas. Oh yeah,
I thought so. Yeah. Silas emailed us because he said,
you guys went out on a date and now you've
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ghosted him. I mean, yes, it was given. No, it
was the day he came to my place and I
watched the movie and you know does it? Yeah, so
what happened? I mean he told us that you're not responding,
so obviously something happened. Well, I don't know if I
should be spreading his business on the radio, you know,
well could you, because that's how this was. Yeah, he
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called us like he wants to know, and everybody knows
when they do a first date, follow up or whatever,
they might hear something they don't want to hear. Yeah. Okay,
well I'll get people a bit embarrassing for me too.
So well, okay, so listen, we're as well just say it.
We're two grown, consenting adults, right, And we did go
a little bit further than just kissing. So we were
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making out right and feeling each other up, and he
grabbed my ass and like gave me a weggie. Here
done her? Yes, the thing is I kind of thought,
I don't know if it was on purpose enough, but
I fixed it, and then he did it two more times. Okay,
this thing, it sounds like pulling out your pants or
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something like on the back of like pulling him up,
like trying to be sexy. But he kept giving you
weggies yet, Oh my Okay, so you're not calling him
back because he kept wedging you when you're making out basically, Yeah,
I mean it was just uncomfortable as awkward, you know,
just kept doing it. So I don't know if it
was like on purpose or if it was like his
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fetish or what he's got a wedgie fetish? Mine, dude,
it's good together. What'd you fetish? You know? We can skim.
He's on the phone right now, is in Hey? Yeah? Hi,
jac I am so sorry. I am like absolutely mortified
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right now. I was not trying to floss you. I mean, look,
I'm a butt man, fine, and I'm sorry I've grabbed
your butt a couple of times and inadvertently gave you
a weggie. I did not mean to. I swear, that's
just not my frice. I mean, I just having to
readjust myself, I know, but I thought it was like
me straightening my shirt and like the weird couch set
up didn't help at all. We were like clothing going
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every player. I mean, if you and by the way,
are you really your lobby is really flooded right now. Yeah,
so I can't get up to my apartment until they
get all this water out. They're not letting anybody up
because they you know, couple electrics on the other way.
I mean, is there anything I can do? Can I
come over and help, like scoop water out or anything
like that? Are you really gonna right now? I can?
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All that's so sweet? Whoa, as long as you promise
not to give me any wegeese, I promise I will
not give you a wit. Good. Okay, So I guess
this is we're setting up a second day for you
guys right this second. Then, I mean it's free too.
We don't yeah, we don't have anything. I mean, yeah,
I guess so I can. Honestly, I can come over.
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I'd be there like fifteen minutes to help out if
you really need me. Oh my gosh, that's a really
sweet gesture. Really like exam, I could use your help.
All right, I'm coming by. Oh my god, what a
funny goal. I mean, look, I can be over there
in like fifteen minutes. I'll bring I have some tools,
I have a bucket, I don't know, I'll bring everything
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to bring your rain boots anything. Yes, yes, I mean
I'll come right over. We can talk more about what
happened in this call and I'm really happy here, willing
to see me again. I was really kind of nervous
there for a while. All right, see you then, I'm
excited for you guys. Yeah, well, don't ghost him again. Yeah,
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I drop everything and come help you shovel water. That's
a rare type of dude, I think. Yeah, I think
they're gone. Now the Jebils show on demand, Jubils Dirty
Little Secret. Well look at that. What time is it?
(19:25):
What dirty little Secret time? Oh? Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah,
it's time for your little secret text in four one
six one. If you have a dirty secret, or just
a secret that maybe not dirty, everybody does. If you
have a secret, everybody does. You can tell us whatever.
We don't even ask what your name is. That's why
everybody remains anonymous, so nobody knows who you are. So
you're free to spill your tea and on the phone
to spill some tea right now. No idea what their
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name is. So what's up? How are you good? Thanks?
What is your dirty little secret? Yeah? So you know,
I'm married and stuff and have a couple of kids,
and um, you know, I prot of my family, of course,
and it's a good thing. That is a great thing. Wait,
if you want my dirty little secret, that's a little protective,
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know the dirty The dirty little secret is my wife
is uh, she's really against guns. Okay, like she doesn't
want you working out too hard water pistols. Yeah, yeah,
she would definitely liked it more than the fact that
I actually own a crossbow. Um that's dude. I pulled
up crossbows the other day on Amazon just for fun. Well,
(20:28):
I want to get a crossbow really why though? It
would be fun just to fire in general, or to
actually use against someone. I mean maybe hunt one day.
Yeah right, I probably never happen, but it comes up
on a property. Yeah, I want to learn to shoot
a bow and real bow shoot. So sorry about that.
We'll get to your thing in just a second. It's
so again because you are You also are excited about
the crossbow too, because you just told us you got
(20:49):
a crossbow. It's so precise though bow shooting. I have
a gun. I have a good shot. That would be
it's different. That would be crossbows different because it's kind
of like a gun, right, trbably not ask for size,
but imagine somebody come in your house to steal a
package and then you just hop out over the fence.
You take one knee and you've just got a bow.
It would be even more scared than a gun. Probably
(21:10):
be this guy's a lunatic. But now I'm imagining Alex
though firing a boat missing and then going one sec
while I reloaded. I'm gonna be having one of my
trees with a fake package outside, just waiting for people. Yeah. Oh,
like a Robin Hood type character. Sure, I've never seen it,
but sure. Um. Anyway, thank you for telling me. You're
a little secret. You can continue now. Oh I thought
that was it. No, I wasn't gonna you can continue.
(21:31):
You got a crossbow and your wife doesn't know about it. Yes,
I have a crossbow that she does not know all about.
And uh, well the other thing is I actually do
have a handgun. Oh here we go. Yeah, you should
probably tell her visit in AK forty seven. That is
not a handgun. No, it's it's a it's a little
(21:53):
it's a little you know, smith and lesson nine millimeter.
It's all good, it's fine. Nice. So I have an
office home and it's kind of like office slash, you know.
Don't tell me you have a safe in the wall,
you say, I looked at wall safe the other day too,
on Amazon. I'm looking at cross bows and wall safe
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like James or something like. I want to be right now, Okay, Anyway,
you have a safe that you keep your gun in
in your office? Yeah, and I you know, I in
a desk, there's a there's a bigger bottom drawer, and
I just have it labeled, um, house stuff, And because
I deal with all the house stuff. Yeah. I mean
it's like, you know, how you designate in a relationship,
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would you deal with this? And you're doing this, She's
never gone in there. So I just keep it in
that drawer. And that drawer has a little, you know,
a little lock on it too, Okay, Um, yeah, so
I just I just keep it in there. I never
think that like keeping things from your spouse is a
good thing, Yeah, because I'd be very very upset if
my spouse had a gun that I didn't know about.
I'm especially in the house. Um. But I do still
(22:57):
think that you should be doing the things you want
to do, even if they don't like it. Tell him,
you know everything I don't like, Like Like you're protecting yourself,
like it's your right you should take her, you know,
and it could be fun for her if she hasn't
had any experience with guns, right, and you have them,
and to make her feel more safe about it, take
her to the gun range with you. Also kind of
a cool date. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us
(23:18):
you a little secret. Sure. The Jewel Show on demand.
It's a jewel show. Hello, me and the guys at
the shop. When y'all started playing Britney Spears, so a
whole bunch of grown men dance Britney Spears, no problem.
And there it is another rave review for the Idiot
News Network. This is the i n N, the Idiot
(23:40):
News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday,
February fifteen, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh. And apparently
Elon Musk forgot that this is America and you're not
allowed to have fun. Oh well, the good thing the
US government is here to remind him of that. We'll
tell you why Elon Musk just got sent to his
bedroom with no dinner by the US government in a second.
But first, let's meet the idiots. All expressed and a
(24:00):
video is going viral of Russell Wilson and Sierra abruptly
leaving a party that Drake hosted over the weekend because
of something that he did, and I have all the
details on that coming right up. I'm in the cheven
and I have a story about a cat who might
actually be Charlie Sheen in disguise. All right, more on
those stories in just a second. Before you first started
the day. In the i Ndidiot News network, rightings news,
they report the news Why is Elon Musk getting a
(24:21):
slap on the wrist from the US government and being
told no, we're this is America. We don't have fun. Yes,
why Tesla's If you didn't know this, they have a
boombox feature on the car where you can play sound outside.
A lot of people have been using it fart noises,
and it has a fart noise built in bathing. Have
you guys seen that? No? Yeah, the US government has
told Tesla that they have to disable the fart function
on the cars. Tesla's are no longer allowed. Why don't
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they have bigger things to worry about, you would think, right,
Tesla's don't even put out any whatever the mission submissions,
and you can just let them fart, like yeah, yeah,
you just let the Tesla's fart. It's a clean fart.
It's a green farce. This is the i n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
The news for our next story the day. Let's Senna
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to Alex, who's on location in the backseat of Russell
Wilson and Sierra's car as they leave a party. Yeah,
we're trying to find parking around the abbey in West Hollywood. Okay, Oh,
actually I think Alex Fresh just pulled up to the
location in her Tesla And my story is. Seattle Seahawks
(25:28):
quarterback Russell Wilson and his wife Siera were seen leaving
Drake's party over the weekend because Drake brought out Future,
which is Sierra's. Oh yeah, he didn't know, and Russell
Wilson did not know that he was going to be there.
And I think that's hili. That is funny. It's a
would have Drake did that on purpose. I know, how
would they not know that he's going to be there.
(25:50):
They have a child together. How does either of them
not know? You know, just check Instagram. He probably put
it on his store. He's definitely got him blocked. Hey, Alex,
A question for you when Russell, Wilson and Sierra left
that party because Future was there? Did they leave in
their tesla? Doesn't get all? This is the I N
and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in
the news, report the news for our next story of
(26:12):
the day. Let's send it on over to English Evan
who's on location with a cat with a cat in
New Zealand. Actually hold on, let me just pop my
tesla real quick. The cat's name is Keith. He's in
the news because he recently stole drugs and a pair
of lacy black underwear, according to his OWNUS. But Keith's
crime wave started three years ago and began small with
(26:35):
bras from nearby neighbors, but has since leveled up to
drugs and lingerie. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
That cat probably was trained to do it. I don't
know what's more sad the fact that that cat now
has a criminal record for breaking and entering and being
an all around pervert, or there's someone out there training
a cat to do that. Whoever's training this cat to
still underwear and drugs, If they put that kind of
(26:57):
effort into something good, they could be the next Elon
Musa for Jeff Bezos digital producer Christian Here, I have
something I want to talk about the Okay, I haven't
talked about you want to do? You want to? You
have a start some news that I would like to
share you. And on one second, then this is the
i n N, the idiot news network where idiots aren't
just in the news live local, late breaking. I have
(27:17):
no idea where he's on location, but our digital producer
Christian is on the scene with something. And Christian, is
that a Tesla you're driving? Yes, yeah, it is I
location at Bravo's headquarters again, okay, Bravo TV. Absolutely, I
want to know who in the world makes the decision
to not air routine Sunday programs just because that big game,
(27:39):
that stupid game is on that everyone talks about. Because
guess what, I was late yesterday because they threw off
my entire routine on Sunday by not airing my program.
The people who are watching Housewives of Salt Lake City
aka me are not really caring about the big game,
you know what I'm saying. They didn't air the shows
on Bravo that you normally watch, correct because of the
game that was on Sunday, the Super Big One. Yes
(28:01):
they don't. They're the big big football game on Bravo.
Of course, not right, No one there cares about the ratings.
The markets don't overlap. Okay, Like I went and watched
Mary J. Blige, but I was ready for my routine
Sunday night Real Housewives of Salt Lake City airing, and
then they didn't air, throw off my whole schedule, and
that's why I was like Monday. You've been thinking about
that since Monday, and I will be thinking about it
(28:23):
probably a week from now. Still, Yes, that's the sound
of a camel who's also upset that the Real Housewives
of Salt Lake Cities and didn't air this week. And
that means that the INN is done for the day.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. In tomorrow the
same time for another hard hitting reports from the I
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N Remember, you can follow the show on social media.
At the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.
I met Jewel Fresh, I met that dres met Evan
on the radio. The Jewil Show on demand, it's another
Jewil Phone frame. Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, Sean,
(29:07):
what's up. It's Pete. Pete, Pete from from the barbecue
a year and a half ago. Um, I don't know, man,
the barbecue, Dougs Barbecue a year and a half ago
we met. I'm your cousin, Doug's friend, Pete. I'm sorry, man,
(29:29):
I don't really remember. You remember the barbecue, but I don't.
I'm sorry. That's all right, you know I was. But
I'm calling you, probably kind of weird. I got your number,
of course, from Doug and yeah, and I'm calling you. Well,
he doesn't know that I haven't. Actually I found it
on his phone. Then I grabbed it because I wanted
to give you a call though, you know, because I
(29:50):
was over there. We were talking and I've kind of
fallen on tough times and so I was over there
just talking about stuff. My wife left me, house is
about to be foreclosed on. I got a bunch of mules,
you know. Okay, Sorry, sorry to hear that. Yeah, and
he was telling me that you're doing pretty good. I mean,
I guess I'm doing okay. Yeah. Yeah, he said you
(30:11):
got a good job, and yeah, I got it. I'll
just get straight to the point. Um, I was calling
the sea since you know we're friends if I could
borrow some money. Oh, dude, I'm sorry. You're going through
some stuff, but that is I know. I Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't remember you. I don't know. Okay, I gotta
(30:33):
be honest with you. Sean Dog. That stung. I'll bit
that hurts. I thought we were better friends than that. Hey, listen, man,
I get it. Stuffs tough, but you're asking me for
my We're not even friends. You don't call me Sean Dog. Okay,
Sean doggy Dog. It's just a little bit of cash
until I get things right. Nope. Good look Hello, hello there.
(31:04):
This is King James Johnson from the Kingdom of England
and I was looking to speak with Sean Pete. Why
are you calling me again? Okay, all right, you got me? Hey, Um,
I thought you might laugh at that part. So Sean,
I think we got disconnected on our last phone called. Right,
did happen? You're calling me and being really inappropriate. I
(31:28):
hit the red button. That's what happened. If you call
me again, I will call the police. Okay. They're not
going to let me borrow any money. I don't give
who lends you money at this point, dude, like you
told me you went through his phone and got my
phone number. I don't know how many people you're calling
trying to get money or what, but this ridiculous, dude,
and it's not cool. Man. That is my cousin. Be
my friend too, So don't call again. Hello. Yes, Hello,
(31:54):
My name is Tia Devereaux and I am calling from
the city's parks department. I was looking to speak with
Sean because we are building a new park right down
the street and we were looking for some donations. I
wanted to see if we can maybe get a few
dollars donated to us so we can build this lovely
park for all the kids in our area to play.
It's all available. You know what, call our ideas, It
would have said, Parks Department. I know it's you, Pete
(32:15):
quick around calling all right, Look it was It's it
was me the whole time. Sorry about that. Please don't
call Doug because I'm sleeping on this couch right now
and I need a place to stay still. Well, you
know what, You're on his couch right now. Perfect. I'm
gonna drive over to Dougs. We're gonna have a conversation
with you and Doug, and I'm with Tom all you're
doing and all these stupid trash impressions that you're doing
(32:38):
calling them the same number. I don't know why you
would do that, because this is stupid. Well I did
it because it's a prank phone call, and your cousin
Doug set you up. That's why I did it. What
this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your cousin Dougs set you up.
Don't worry. Doug's weird friend is not calling you asking
for money, Yeah, looking for my car. Key's like getting
(33:02):
ready to go. Yeah. He said that he's had some
weird friends hit you up for things before, so I
thought it'd be funny to man. I don't know who's there.
Is the Jebel Show on demand. It's time four of
the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. I'm gonna take
a real quick pull. Okay, all right, right, text in
(33:23):
four one of six one if you want to answer
this as well, would you be okay with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife? Yeah?
Going to a wedding with their ex? K you kidding?
That's why Leon is on the phone today, Leon actually
thinks that his girlfriend, Christa, who's been together for a
(33:45):
year with might be cheating on him because she's going
to a wedding with her ex. Leon. Yes, what so
did she tell you? Yeah, she told me that we've
been together for about a year and he I guess
he he he got invited to a wedding and he
had a plus one. That doesn't even make sense. What
(34:07):
did you even think to invite her? Well, you know
why he would think to invite her, of course, why
he would, But why would she go, yeah, you guys
have an open relationship or anything like that. No, nothing,
nothing like that at all. So she was just up
front and I was like, hey, I'm gonna go to
this wedding with my ex. She didn't try to hide
it nothing. Yeah, I mean she's a little sketchy about it,
But I don't know, guys, I don't know if she's
(34:28):
cheating on on that one. Did you say to her
like what are you thinking? Like this is dumb? Like
how yeah? How did you react? I was just kind
of dumbfounded, really, I mean, you know, and of course
you tried to spin it as if they were just
going his friends and he couldn't find anyone else to go.
Was last minute. So I guess the wedding is for
a couple that I guess they used to hang out
with when they were a couple. I don't know if
(34:50):
they're getting the game back together or what. Guys, I
don't know. I actually had to go to an ex's
wedding one time. It was her wedding, just to go, yeah,
because of my group of friends. Also to do that
she was marrying as cool, like we were friends, Like okay,
that's okay, and but everybody knew we were friends. Like
I had a girlfriend at the time too, and everybody
knew we were friends. Yeah, she ruined me. It was
(35:10):
also a weird situation though, to be sitting there hearing
someone that you used to date talked to her new
husband doing the vows and being like, you're the greatest
man I've ever known, because you kind of want to
stand up and go what ye like? You know you
missed me a little bit. That's when they get to
the objection the greatest man, I mean second probably Anyway,
(35:33):
when is this wedding a couple of weeks? Okay, do
you suspect that they're like seeing each other, they're seeing
each other? Yeah, probably probably that really sucks. Is there
more reasons than the fact, I mean, the fact that
he invited her to a wedding to go together. That's
I mean, that's not even a red flag. Why would
(35:56):
she say yes? Why that's the annoying pot? Yeah, I
mean to say yes to that? And is there any
other reasons or is it? I mean, that's pretty much
good enough for me. I don't. I have no idea really, Yeah,
I'm sorry. You sound really like warm about it, and
I would be too, Like, let's figure it out if
see if she's cheating, I mean she probably is, right, Well,
(36:18):
you never know. I mean we've done stuff before where
we've been sure like there's no way of course as
versus cheating, and then you find out they're not. But
this one anyway, we do want to catch though, because
if she is, she's lying to you obviously. Wait one
real quick class question. How long were they together before
you guys got together? I mean they were they were together,
I think a couple of years, but I mean they've
been broken up for a while. I mean it was
(36:39):
at least a few months if I remember correctly, before
you guys go. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, I mean,
no matter what, it's a situation that I would also
be suspicious and ye, okay, well have you thought of
a way that we would call her that wouldn't be
out of the blue and seemed suspect. She yes, you
got me a ticket to a concert, So I mean
(37:01):
ticket Master has been blowing her up with promotion and
emails and all that, so you could probably use that, guys, Okay,
that would work. Yeah, we can offer some tickets to
something and she wants to invite. Yeah, I found out
who companion is going to be. Yeah, all right, we'll
play a song come back and then pretend to be
from ticket Master and offers some takes us something and
see if she wants you to go or if she
(37:22):
gives someone else's name. Okay, cool, all right, man, we'll
do an next. It's a jewel show in the middle
of War of the Roses. To catch a cheater if
you're just joining us. Leon is on the phone and
he thinks that his girlfriend Christa is cheating on him,
and so do we pretty much everybody does. But we
could be wrong. We've been wrong before. Leon and Krista
have been together for a year, all of a sudden,
she said she was going to go to a wedding
(37:44):
with her ex. Her exit invited her to a wedding,
And it kind of makes sense in one way because
it's a mutual friends of their because when she was
with her ex, they had friends and those friends are
getting married, so both of them would be going. Except
usually when that happens, and you have to be in
the same room as your ex, when you've had friends
together getting married, you're kind of on one side, they're
(38:05):
on the other side, and you just have to be
in their presence because they went as well, not going together. Yeah,
it is crossing the line. So we're gonna call her
from ticket Master because I guess she recently bought some
tickets for Leon to go somewhere and say that she
won a couple of tickets to another concert and who
she wants to take, okay, like an upcoming show. Yeah,
and we'll see if she gives us Leon's name or
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Hay Leon. What is her ex's name? Roger? Oh, Roger,
that's right, all right, So we'll see if she says
your name or says Roger's name, and then we'll know
for sure if she's cheating on you. All right, man,
here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone him. Okay, yeah, okay,
thank you guys. Hello, Hi, this is Jorban calling from
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ticket Master. I'm looking for Kristo. Yes, this is Hurt.
Congratulations Christah what congratulations? You were our lucky customer of
the month. Oh oh cool. We do select one of
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our customers every month to win two tickets to any
show that they want to see anywhere in the country.
Oh my god. And along with really tickets. Yeah, along
with those tickets airfare of course, hotel stay of course.
What for real? Yeah that's amazing. Oh my gosh. Wow, Okay,
(39:37):
this is crazy. I didn't even know I entered into anything. Um,
what do I What do I have to do? You'll
get an email from us as soon as we hang
up the phone, and that email will have instructions on
how to select the show you want to go to. Okay.
It will also have info that you know you can
plug in all the flight information and stuff like that,
and also as an extra little thank you, I'm imagining
(40:00):
if you're gonna fly somewhere and you got tickets to
go somewhere, you'd know who you'd want to take. Um. Yeah,
I have a pretty good idea. We would love to
also send something special to that person. Okay, a bottle
of champagne. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, cool.
(40:21):
I'll just get the address and stuff in a second.
I will need the name first and last of the
person that you want to take with you, and then also, um,
you can put a message on the card. Um. Okay, Uh,
the name is Roger. What do you like to put
on the card? Okay, okay, say surprise, babe. We're gonna go.
(40:46):
We're gonna do some more traveling. You've been the best
surprise of the past three months. I don't know about
anybody else on this phone call, but my heart has
been warmed. That was beautiful, rod lovely. Wait what's happening?
I think you just warmed everybody's heart with that beautiful message.
(41:09):
Sorry everybody, Well maybe not everybody, because this is actually
the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel. Mine's Alex Mind
English and it's a radio show. And sometimes when people
think they're significant other is cheating on them to hit
us up to see if we can catch them. And Leon,
your boyfriend is on the phone, Leon, an actual boyfriend.
Wait what yeah my god, Oh my god, Leon, Oh
(41:33):
my god. No yeah, Leon, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Guess
what I thought? Oh my god? What what? Leon? What? What?
What do you got to say? Now? Will you explain?
Explain yourself? Now, I'll explain yourself. Now what what do
you mean? I don't understand what is happening? Dare you
(41:53):
explain it? Explain it? Now? Explain Roger, explain it? Uh? Uh?
Is this is this? You got nothing to say, nothing
to say. I'm done with you. I'm done. I thought
I was an idiot. You go into a wedding with
your ex a friend, Okay, well, okay he is he
(42:14):
is a friend. Okay, he's a friend, all right, and
you're so jealous, Like, like, why I don't understand? What
do you like? You're crazy? I would be not agree
with that, Like, I mean, wait, what, huh? What what say?
Explain something? What do you got to say for yourself? Christa? Um?
I think that you are uh crazy and paranoid? Um?
(42:39):
And and did we forget this? She put on the
card that she's been really having fun the last three
months and she wants to travel together again. Did we
forget that? Stupid us? Okay, well, Leon, hung up. Obviously
he's upset. Obviously you've been calling you. Would you be
okay though with him going to a wedding with us? X? Yeah,
(43:02):
because I don't have issues. You know what you do
on you We're gonna take your ex on another trip
and said you've been enjoying the last three months, and
you're telling us that Leon's crazy, you know, honestly, I
just I like, don't I'm don't even love Leon, so
it doesn't even matter. I'm oh, I mean I think him.
(43:24):
Oh well, okay, so we helped you out then in
a way. Yeah, honestly, yeah, you did. So leave a
lot of people are usually mad at us when you
do these. You're telling us you want to say thank you.
I guess wow, oh my god, you you sound great.
Christa enjoy Roger. But I'm sure I'm sure that you're
ex Leon is gonna have issues going forward because of you.
(43:47):
So maybe you should just think about next time not
doing that. Just leave the person before you decide to
go to a wedding with your ex, cheat and wherever
you're gonna go, whatever show you're gonna pick. Yeah, okay, okay,
like like you all have never he did okay, whatever, bye.
The Jewels show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello there,
(44:12):
hello there, how you doing. I'm good? How are you
not too bad? Thanks for asking? Do you have a
dirty little secret? Yeah, it's a dirty big secret. But yeah, right,
all right, let me hear it. So, um, my little
sister just had a baby with one of my friends. Okay,
and when she first bashes pregnant, I actually um thoughts
(44:36):
with him. Who yeah what girlfriend? So now I'm the godmother? Um?
So did your your sister obviously doesn't know because it's
a dirty big secret. No, no, how did it happen? Um? Well,
him and I have been friends since we were like fifteen,
(44:57):
and at the time they had just started like hanging out,
and um, tequila might have been involved. Oh um, so
he Are you worried that he's ever gonna say anything
to her? I a little bit, But I also think
he has a bigger sense of self preservation than that. Yeah,
(45:19):
what would your sister do she found out? I don't know,
I might not exist anymore for you? For you, is
he like the one that got away? Do you like
him like that? No, we're just playing that's the thing too.
Was it worth it no, okay, you posted along. I
was like, she's about to be like, yeah, it was
(45:41):
absolutely not. And and I can't tell my wife either,
So there's that Oh, oh man, do you have a
reality show yet, because you should? Ha ha. No, I
don't like an onion? Is there? What else is going
on with you? Uh? There's that mean. I just I
haven't maybe will tell anybody'll be fair, And I'm like,
(46:06):
I'm glad you told. I'm glad you told us. Now
you got it off your chest, you can relieve that
stress a little bit. And also, I'm sure your stress going,
like I don't think he would. I guarantee you that
dude is probably never telling your sister. I really hope not,
because that's the baby said this weekend. So and if
he ever buys you a bottle of tequila for Christmas,
(46:26):
give it back to him. The last time that I
had tequila, I slammed a nine year old's head in
the wall because he wanted to rustle me and I
didn't want to lose. Oh my god, tequila, make sure
will do crazy things right. I didn't mean to slam
his head in the wall. You know, tequila kind of
you know, perception of time. Either way, he learned his lesson,
(46:47):
don't mess with Alex when she's at tequila. Thanks for
your dirty little secret. I was drunk off tequila, but
I still remember feeling like an idiot, and then I
went passed out at nine. Everybody has that one liquor
that they can't drink too much of organs out of control.
The last time I really got drunk off whiskey, I
sounded drunk right there when I said whiskey off a whiskey.
(47:07):
I don't remember too much the evening, but I do
remember being on the street corner, no shoes on handcuff,
talking to the cops, and all I remember is thinking,
where are my shoes. I don't drink like that anymore,
but There's been so many times in my life where
I'm just woking up in a random bush, wondering how
I got there, or on somebody's porch. We're trying to
(47:28):
open the door to go to work, and they're like,
you can't sleep here, and I'm like, whatever, can't open
the door here, I'm trying to sleep. I thought it
was bad that I don't necessarily remember all of the
uber ride home. Woke up in somebody else's house on
the porch. I woke up in a bush in Vegas, once,
a big bush, with a security guard pulling me out
and being like, hey man, you can't sleep here. I
(47:50):
was at a diner in Lace and I left the table.
I went to the little lobby of the diner. I
actually took off my shirt, folded it, sat it next
to me, sat my shoes next to it, and sleeping
in the lobby area. You know those people watching you that, Yeah,
something about the folding of the shirt. He woke me
(48:10):
up and he's like, dude, you can't sleep in the lobby.
And I was like, I folded my shirt. I don't
have to fold my shirt when I'm sober. Basically, if
I get too drunk, It's just that's what happens. It's like,
hey man, can't sleep here. I just sleep places. I
feel like whenever you write a book, some day your
memoir will be titled you can't sleep here. The Jebel
Show on demand, Laurel, Yes, I have a very important
(48:33):
question to ask you. Yes, are you? Are you? Yeah?
Laurel was flushing the toilet again. Valid question, Laurel. I
hope you're not doing that because you need to focus.
(48:54):
It's the only American game show with an English guy
answering trivia questions that has a weird German dancy intro.
And yes, that was Alex talking to someone telling us
a dirty little secret the other day who flushed the toilet?
And then that's what she asked him. So, Laurel, are
you are you doing that? Are you? I'm not I'm
actually sitting in my car. I hope you're not. That
that's so noble. All right, Well, the games like this,
(49:17):
we're gonna sending Ushevan out of the studio. You got
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, you have to say pass and
English Evan has to be you outright to win? Are
you ready? Yep? Okay, here we go. All right, So
the category is all things Tom Okay, okay, all right.
I think she's setting English enough to lose on the side.
(49:40):
All right, it should be pretty easy for you. There,
Your time starts. Now. What famous shoe company has a
one for one donation business model that every pair box
gets a pair to a Third world country? Tom? Who
jumped on Oprah's couch? Tom Hank? What cocktail uses gin
(50:01):
okak what cocktail uses gin lemon and simple syrup and
club soda who just retired from the NFL. Tom Brady,
who is in data dating, no idea, just say Tom okay,
technically you get it ready, You don't have to have
(50:22):
the last name. Probably most likely all right, you're gonna
bring you good seven back in the studio. Wow, good job, Laurel.
That was really good. You killed it, so English haven't
got your work cut out for you. If you want
to beat Laurel today. That sounded sarcastic when you're saying, no,
she actually did crush it. Um, I'm not jumping with you,
and this is the time of the game where we
gives to know our contestant a little better. So, Laurel,
(50:44):
what's something interesting that you would like the world to
know about you? I am the two thousand and eleven
women's division racing champion out in banks Borgen. What do
you race? I used to race the seventy eight Chevy Nova.
That's bad. Yeah, and the top of my car had
(51:07):
daisies on it, so they always said she's driving this daisy.
Oh that's even more amazing because it's a muscle car
and you got these dudes that have been working on
their muscle cars, and they're like, oh, chick showing up
to race and she's got daisies and you're just like
zero room and they're like, man, I'm just staring at
those stupid daisies. Now I feel stupid. We need to
be friends. Yeah, be friends, we do. Okay, all right,
(51:29):
Well English Chevan, are you ready? Yes? Ready? All right?
Category is all things tea. Oh no, all things tea,
actual tea, all things tea here, I'm English, I know tea.
All right, Your time starts. Now. What famous shoe company
has a one for one donation business model that every
pair box is a pair to a third world country?
Addie Das who jumped on Oprah's couch. Uh, Dave Chappelle.
(51:55):
Well cocktail uses gin lemon and simple syrup and club soda.
A Manhattan who had just retired from the NFL, Tom
Brady who is in data dating, Tom Holland a cylinder
drum that is part of a drum kit that does
not have a snare called Tom Tom Tom Tom. Yeah,
(52:17):
I think it is a Tom Tom drum. Anyway, we'll
find out the answer. Is it just a thing took
a while to sink in with the All Things team
might have meant how to do a TRT? All right, well,
let's find out who won and send it over to
(52:39):
the scoreboard with our executive producer Brad. It's damn all right,
the Eman you actually got three congratulation Yeah, way better
than I thought You're gonna do. Well. Laurel got for
Oh Laurel, congratulations, you did it. Set the Brits. Let's
(53:02):
do that. Okay, So, what famous shoe company has a
one for one donation business model that every pair box
is a paired to a third world country? Tom Tom's
I Need Ye starts with the tea who jumped on
Oprah's couch, Tom Cruise. Okay, everything well, cocktail uses Joe
Lemon and simple Syrup and club soda, Tom Collins, So
it does retire from the NFL. Tom Brady, who was
(53:23):
a day of dating. Tom Holland sold a drum that
is part of a drum kid that does not have
a snare as what a Tom Tom? Do you know
what it was? Now? Yeah? What? Everything stalls with the
tea Think about the answers real quick, all the answers. Yeah,
Tom Tea wasn't right, but I mean Tom, I get
(53:44):
it now. Congratulations Lay you were able to beat the bread.
You did, so hang on the line. I'm gonna get
Trump Vos so I can send you some swagger from
the Jewel Show. And remember we played break thank you, Yeah,
thank you. We played beat Bread every single Tuesday and
Thursday at this time. So in the next time when
we be the The Jibbile Show on demand,
The Jewels Show on demand. Ladies and gents, this is
the moment you've waited for. The Jewel Show is here.
Get your butt at the front door. We are super
villains ready to overtake the world, and we're gonna do
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it in style. It's time for the best radio you've
heard in a while, The Jews Show. What kind of
day are you gonna have today? Is it gonna be
one of those days where you're smiling and whistling and
skipping everywhere because you had a good Valentine's evening last night?
You know what I mean? Or is it gonna be
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just another two stay find out exactly how your day
is gonna go right now with Alex's daily vibration. All right,
well least it's not Monday where you can tell at
work today. Just look around today. When you're at work,
you'll tell who had a good Valentine's evening last night.
They'll be in a real good move. They'll be smiling,
they'll be chirping in in meetings, they'll be ready to
do whatever work the boss has got for him. You
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know someone's looking over that person right now, like, oh
go on, and that person's really embarrassed yeah, and anybody
who's there is just like not in a good mood.
You know exactly what happened last night. All right, time
to raise your vibration by doing your one card tarot draw.
So while I shuffle my car is to think of
a question or situation going on in your life right
now that you need clarity on and be open and
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aware today to receiving the messages and here we go. Okay,
cool shuffling. Teach me how to shuffle, Teach me how
to shuffle? Got it? Okay? What do you need to
evaluate and analyze? Because today's card is the Hermit, which
is Jebil's major arkonic card. Everybody has a specific major
arkonic card for their birthday tying to their zodiac sign.
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So Jebil Is Virgo is the Hermit. The Hermit on
the picture, it shows an individual standing alone with the
lantern in one hand, who is highly wise and has
attained great knowledge for a life. So when we get
it in a tarot reading, the Hermit encourages us to
find our inner voice and in order to find the
answers that lies within each and every one of us.
It takes a lot of self reflection. Everybody has to
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do self reflection. But no matter what, you have to
be willing to do things daily, every single day to
get yourself closer to the answers and the validation for
your questions. So, for instance, I believe that there's no coincidences,
and once I switch my thought and opinion to actually
believing that everything truly happens for a reason, even though
I did before. Once I finally realize that there are
no coincidences, then things started changing for me. Live like
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the hermit today. Be reserved, filter your thoughts, filter your voice,
remain positive, encouraging, let your intuition guide you through your thoughts.
And positive thoughts leads to positive outcomes, same thing for
a negative. So I make sure that you're very aware
of your thoughts today because you could be having positive
thoughts and then all of a sudden, you're just like
going down a road and now it's all negative and
like you're just saying about all the bad. But now
try to keep it on positive. So receiving this message
(02:53):
from the Hermit today means that we need alone time
to analyze certain situations and figure out if it's serving
are greater good. Okay, if you do that, it can
open up endless possibilities for your future. I agree. I
think you know what, anything in your life that is
a problem for you, it's not anybody else's problem, but yours.
So you have to break yourself down and figure out
where the problem is coming from. Even if you're in relationships.
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If you're always in bad relationships, guess what, you're always
in bad relationships. You got to figure out what you
do to get in them, and what you do in
relationships that make them bad so that you can see
it different. Break yourself down, And that's what I've learned
to do. And yeah, it sucks sometimes get to sit
there and go, wow, I'm a piece of crap. But
then once you figure it out, the bad stuff doesn't
happen to you anymore. The things that you brought on
yourself doesn't happen anymore. So I think that's a good
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greeting for it. Yeah, you can make your world whatever
you want it. When I was saying live like the hermit,
the hermit is solitude, meditation, manifestation. And I know a
lot of you may not know what that means or
where to begin even with meditating, But Jubil and I
we both like to meditate. We can get deep. Yeah,
we can stop it anyways, Jubil meditates a lot every
day pretty much. Do you have any advice for the
beginners or if they've never done it before, how to
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your mind grind yourself things like that. Real quick advice
on how to sort of calm everything down. It's the breathing.
If you breathe like this, seven seconds in through your
nose as far as you can get the breath down
into your belly, pause, and then seven seconds out through
your mouth. Just do that yep in through your nose,
deep into the belly, out through your mouth. Breathe like that, right,
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and then just concentrate on that breath. Picture it. I
hate saying this because it makes you sound all like
yoga teacher, but picture it like it's like an ocean.
Like it's like when you're breathing in, the water's coming in,
when you breathe out, the water's going out. Just focus
on your breath, and then all of a sudden you'll realize, hey,
I haven't thought about anything in a while. I haven't
even really thought about the breathing because it's just natural
at this point and you're relaxed. So make sure do
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that today, spend some quality time. You owe it to
yourself and really think about something that you need to
analyze in your life right now that you need to
change for the greater good for yourself. And no, all
of the pervert truck drivers out there who are trying
to text in right now at fourmo six one, she
doesn't mean that kind of a lone time with yourself,
all right. I didn't even think. All right. Remember I
close out your daily vibration with the daily affirmation. So
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yeahs like the hermit, I have the light within me
to see the truth and guide me through even through
the darkest days. And that was your daily vibration. Have
a great day, all right. Remember you can follow the
show on social media at the Jewel Show. You can
follow all of us individually. I'm a Jubil Fresh, I'm
at that dreaming on the radio, the Jebil Show on demand.
(05:27):
It's another Jebil Phone frame Mornings. Hello. Yeah, yeah, Now
I'm on the phone. I'm calling Benjamin. I'm gonna ask
him for help with this one. Hello yeah, yeah, hello, Yeah,
(05:47):
that's Benjamin. Hey, hey Benjie eighth grandpa. Yeah sure, this
is not your grandson. Yes, sound different than than the
last time he spoke. Yeah, yeah, it's another person. Yeah,
you sound like a different person exactly what I'm saying.
(06:08):
Or is everything okay? Or you having stomach issues? Yeah? Here,
I'm good, Thank you. This is the wrong number. No,
I got a new number. Yeah, that's why you're probably confused.
But um, this is your grandpa. Okay, this is the
wrong number. Man, I don't tell you. Yeah, yeah, there's
(06:32):
no need to swear at your grandpa, benj. Yeah, it's
a different number on your phones because I got a
new phone. It's a smartphone. It's I'm confused about a
few things. And so I was asked call and ask
for your help. A grandfather should be able to call
his grandson and you ask him about how to help
(06:52):
do some normal functions on his smartphone. And it seems
he's smarter than I am without getting yelled at. So
all up, your grandsons. That's why I'm calling you, bench
I need your help. And now you know, I guess
you're busy when you got a gal over there, Benji,
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And I wish, Yeah you dating anybody these days? Not really?
I remember what I was your age. I was back
about the time I met your grandma. That was before
all the dating apps and stuff. Had to meet her
for her service. Is one I shouldn't have told you that,
(07:35):
but yes, I paid for her service. Is the first
night we met, and then after that I fell in love.
Plus she got pregnant. Anyway, I need some help deleting
some pictures from my phone. Okay, yeah, it's what you're thinking, sir.
At the bottom of your phone, at the bottom right,
you'll see a trash can. You will press the trash
(07:57):
can and press they simple. I was taking some pictures
like the kids are doing, you know, And I was
in front of the mirror, and I was gonna send
some pictures to your grandma, who got a new phone too.
We got the same phone. I was gonna see if
I could send them to her. And she's in the
other room and maybe, you know, it might maybe she'd
(08:20):
like what she saw. Kind of a flirty little thing there.
But I need to delete these. And I set one
as the background on my phone too, and that's gonna
be awkward with him out and about and I take
out my phone and it's just a dinghis and it's like,
you know, I'm just gonna text you this picture right
now and then maybe you can get it deleted over there.
(08:42):
No no, no, don't send it to me. Keep it
in your phone and delete it. I should have kept
it in my pants. That's what I should have done
before I took a picture of it. Because I can't
figure out how to delete this, I'm just gonna text
it to you right now. Sure, I'm your grandson and
I don't want to see your Okay, Well, hey, don't
hang out up? Yeah what? Because this is actually Jewel
(09:02):
from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you
and your sister Jennifer set you up. Yeah, she didn't
have much of an idea, so I just decided to
call you up with someone else's grandpa and try to
send you some dirty pictures. The Jewels Show on demand
first day up named Silas is on the phone today
for a first date follow up and he thinks that
(09:24):
he might not get be getting a call back because
of being indecisive, which is weird because women love indecisive
d trust me, they love it. Anyway, Silas is on
the phone right now. He went out with a woman
named jac and now she's not calling him back and
he doesn't know why, So we're gonna see if we
can help him out silence before we find out about
your date and everything. How long has it been since
the date? Um? About a week? About a week okay?
(09:48):
And how many times? How many times you try to
reach out to her since the date? I mean I've
chexted her two or three times. It's being ghosted. Well,
tell us about the date. How did it go? I mean,
I don't know. It was kind of chill. We were
just watching a movie at her place, and I don't know,
(10:09):
like we started off kind of mellow that this is
the first date. Yeah, first date at her house, watching
a movie on a first date. Did your roommates? No?
She lives alone. Wow, she must have liked you a lot,
so I wasn't. No, it was good. We were watching
a movie and I don't know, I put my arm
around her and she sort of like smuggled into me
or whatever, and you know, she smelled. It's not to
(10:30):
be like creepy or anything, but she had this like
amazing perfume. It was like this nice fruity scent. It
was like everything was just good. She didn't smell like
body odor, and she smelled good, like a woman what
movie did you guys watch? Uh, you know, we didn't
really have anything in mind, so I didn't really care
what we watched, and I just told her to choose something,
and she started watching this movie called The League of
(10:52):
Their Own, which is like a girl baseball player movie
trying in baseball. Oh wait, so is that the indecisive thing?
You couldn't decide on a movie? Well, yeah, that's the thing.
Like I wasn't able to pick the movie. I couldn't
make a decision. So that's why I was the go gosh, like,
is this why she's not calling me back? Right? That
could have been like a was a good movie. Definitely
something happened there because she took you back to our house.
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Yes she liked you before, Yeah, exactly, so something of
the house happened. And well that's yeah, I don't know what.
That's why I don't understand what's going on. Like, So,
if you think that not being able to decide on
a movie is the reason, that's legit. I could see
that being a reason a woman wouldn't call somebody back.
Just be like, ah, you can't even decide on a
movie to want? Now, No, that's a very wan reason.
You get no chances with me, I guess, but that's
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what you think the reason is, Like that's the only
reason you can think of why she wouldn't be calling
you back. I don't know. I mean like we didn't.
We kind of hooked up a little bit, like we
went to second base, and it's a little bit of
a movie, if you know what I mean. Like I thought,
things are going great. Maybe you're a bad kisser. Yeah,
and well what's your second base too? Second basis are
different for everybody. Yeah, mine's a hug. Yeah, I lost
(11:57):
my virginity at thirteen. My second base is wait, everything
just like some touching, you know, below and above the belt, fondling. Okay, okay, fondling,
all right, that's an advanced second base. Okay. So I thought, yeah,
so did you did you stay over? You didn't stay over? Right, No,
I did not stay over. But you know when I left,
(12:18):
it was like, oh, get back into it, we'll be
in touch. You can't wait to do this again. It
was like everything was great. So then that's that was
the last I heard from her. Did you get a
kiss or a hug when you say goodbye? Yeah? Yeah,
I got more second base? Probably more second base on
the doorstep, second base on home plate. Oh my god,
that was amazing. You write that down if you want
to use it. Yeah, um, all right, Well so you
(12:39):
don't know other than that though, And it sounds like
obviously she liked you if she was willing to go
basis with you. All. I just see at this point,
I'm at a loss. I have no idea why we'll play,
So I'll come back and then call her and see
if we can figure it out with your first date
follow up r after this? Okay, okay, all right, we'll
do it next. It's a jewel show in the middle
of your first date follow up if you're just joining us.
Silas is on the phone, and Silas is a little
(13:00):
bit of a base runner at a little baseball A
little bit a little bit of a baseball player, aren't you, Silas? Yeah? Yeah,
I guess so I like making things awkward. I'm sorry.
Silas isn't getting a call back from a woman named
jac where'd you meet her? Anyway? Online? Okay? Sat apps?
So he met her on the apps where everybody meets
(13:21):
now anyway, they had it. They met up, had dinner,
and then ended up back at her place. Watching a movie.
They watched the movie for a little while and then
they started making out, and he said he went to
second base, and then they called it a night, and
she walked him to the door, had a little more
second base, and then he went home. And now he
doesn't know why he's not getting a call back from
her though it's been about a week and he's reached
out a few times and she's definitely ghosting him. And
(13:42):
we're gonna call right now. And the only thing that
Silas can think of is that he was indecisive about
watch what movie to watch? And that might have been
a red flag for her that Stilas is bad at
making decisions? Are you bad at making decisions? Not traditionally,
I just didn't know what to watch. It was the
whole thing. Okay. I was hoping to say, I'm not sure. Yeah,
that would be a terrible response that question. Okay, all right,
I'm gonna call it right Here we go, Hello loud, Hello, Hello,
(14:20):
is this some jac Yes? Who? Yes? Jac? Hey? This
is the Jewels Show. My name is Jewil, and mine's
Alex and minds Igli Chevin and I don't know if
you're inside of a waterfall right now? Or what's going
on your show? But I'm stuck outside my building because
my lobby has been flooded. But I'm living, guys. I
love your show. Your lobby's flooded? What? Yes, so they're
(14:45):
the hole. They're not letting the tenants go up until
it's clear. Yeah, the pipers. Oh wow? Whoa was that
an explosion? Wait? Wait wait what why are you guys
calling me? I want to talk to you for a second,
but it sounds like your building is about to fall
all down. And then there's water everywhere and there's flooding,
and I don't know if there's a fire. Um, I
don't know if like there's horsemen and an apocalypse above you.
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I have no idea, but it sounds like you might
be busy. We can call back. No, no, what I mean.
I can't get into my building right now anyway. So well,
we're calling you because we got an email about you
from another listener of the show. His name's Silas. Oh yeah,
I thought so. Yeah. Silas emailed us because he said,
you guys went out on a date and now you've
(15:30):
ghosted him. I mean, yes, it was given. No, it
was the day he came to my place and I
watched the movie and you know does it? Yeah, so
what happened? I mean he told us that you're not responding,
so obviously something happened. Well, I don't know if I
should be spreading his business on the radio, you know,
well could you, because that's how this was. Yeah, he
(15:50):
called us like he wants to know, and everybody knows
when they do a first date, follow up or whatever,
they might hear something they don't want to hear. Yeah. Okay,
well I'll get people a bit embarrassing for me too.
So well, okay, so listen, we're as well just say it.
We're two grown, consenting adults, right, And we did go
a little bit further than just kissing. So we were
(16:12):
making out right and feeling each other up, and he
grabbed my ass and like gave me a weggie. Here
done her? Yes, the thing is I kind of thought,
I don't know if it was on purpose enough, but
I fixed it, and then he did it two more times. Okay,
this thing, it sounds like pulling out your pants or
(16:33):
something like on the back of like pulling him up,
like trying to be sexy. But he kept giving you
weggies yet, Oh my Okay, so you're not calling him
back because he kept wedging you when you're making out basically, Yeah,
I mean it was just uncomfortable as awkward, you know,
just kept doing it. So I don't know if it
was like on purpose or if it was like his
(16:53):
fetish or what he's got a wedgie fetish? Mine, dude,
it's good together. What'd you fetish? You know? We can skim.
He's on the phone right now, is in Hey? Yeah? Hi,
jac I am so sorry. I am like absolutely mortified
(17:14):
right now. I was not trying to floss you. I mean, look,
I'm a butt man, fine, and I'm sorry I've grabbed
your butt a couple of times and inadvertently gave you
a weggie. I did not mean to. I swear, that's
just not my frice. I mean, I just having to
readjust myself, I know, but I thought it was like
me straightening my shirt and like the weird couch set
up didn't help at all. We were like clothing going
(17:36):
every player. I mean, if you and by the way,
are you really your lobby is really flooded right now. Yeah,
so I can't get up to my apartment until they
get all this water out. They're not letting anybody up
because they you know, couple electrics on the other way.
I mean, is there anything I can do? Can I
come over and help, like scoop water out or anything
like that? Are you really gonna right now? I can?
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All that's so sweet? Whoa, as long as you promise
not to give me any wegeese, I promise I will
not give you a wit. Good. Okay, So I guess
this is we're setting up a second day for you
guys right this second. Then, I mean it's free too.
We don't yeah, we don't have anything. I mean, yeah,
I guess so I can. Honestly, I can come over.
(18:21):
I'd be there like fifteen minutes to help out if
you really need me. Oh my gosh, that's a really
sweet gesture. Really like exam, I could use your help.
All right, I'm coming by. Oh my god, what a
funny goal. I mean, look, I can be over there
in like fifteen minutes. I'll bring I have some tools,
I have a bucket, I don't know, I'll bring everything
(18:43):
to bring your rain boots anything. Yes, yes, I mean
I'll come right over. We can talk more about what
happened in this call and I'm really happy here, willing
to see me again. I was really kind of nervous
there for a while. All right, see you then, I'm
excited for you guys. Yeah, well, don't ghost him again. Yeah,
(19:04):
I drop everything and come help you shovel water. That's
a rare type of dude, I think. Yeah, I think
they're gone. Now the Jebils show on demand, Jubils Dirty
Little Secret. Well look at that. What time is it?
(19:25):
What dirty little Secret time? Oh? Yeah, it's exciting. Yeah,
it's time for your little secret text in four one
six one. If you have a dirty secret, or just
a secret that maybe not dirty, everybody does. If you
have a secret, everybody does. You can tell us whatever.
We don't even ask what your name is. That's why
everybody remains anonymous, so nobody knows who you are. So
you're free to spill your tea and on the phone
to spill some tea right now. No idea what their
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name is. So what's up? How are you good? Thanks?
What is your dirty little secret? Yeah? So you know,
I'm married and stuff and have a couple of kids,
and um, you know, I prot of my family, of course,
and it's a good thing. That is a great thing. Wait,
if you want my dirty little secret, that's a little protective,
(20:07):
know the dirty The dirty little secret is my wife
is uh, she's really against guns. Okay, like she doesn't
want you working out too hard water pistols. Yeah, yeah,
she would definitely liked it more than the fact that
I actually own a crossbow. Um that's dude. I pulled
up crossbows the other day on Amazon just for fun. Well,
(20:28):
I want to get a crossbow really why though? It
would be fun just to fire in general, or to
actually use against someone. I mean maybe hunt one day.
Yeah right, I probably never happen, but it comes up
on a property. Yeah, I want to learn to shoot
a bow and real bow shoot. So sorry about that.
We'll get to your thing in just a second. It's
so again because you are You also are excited about
the crossbow too, because you just told us you got
(20:49):
a crossbow. It's so precise though bow shooting. I have
a gun. I have a good shot. That would be
it's different. That would be crossbows different because it's kind
of like a gun, right, trbably not ask for size,
but imagine somebody come in your house to steal a
package and then you just hop out over the fence.
You take one knee and you've just got a bow.
It would be even more scared than a gun. Probably
(21:10):
be this guy's a lunatic. But now I'm imagining Alex
though firing a boat missing and then going one sec
while I reloaded. I'm gonna be having one of my
trees with a fake package outside, just waiting for people. Yeah. Oh,
like a Robin Hood type character. Sure, I've never seen it,
but sure. Um. Anyway, thank you for telling me. You're
a little secret. You can continue now. Oh I thought
that was it. No, I wasn't gonna you can continue.
(21:31):
You got a crossbow and your wife doesn't know about it. Yes,
I have a crossbow that she does not know all about.
And uh, well the other thing is I actually do
have a handgun. Oh here we go. Yeah, you should
probably tell her visit in AK forty seven. That is
not a handgun. No, it's it's a it's a little
(21:53):
it's a little you know, smith and lesson nine millimeter.
It's all good, it's fine. Nice. So I have an
office home and it's kind of like office slash, you know.
Don't tell me you have a safe in the wall,
you say, I looked at wall safe the other day too,
on Amazon. I'm looking at cross bows and wall safe
(22:14):
like James or something like. I want to be right now, Okay, Anyway,
you have a safe that you keep your gun in
in your office? Yeah, and I you know, I in
a desk, there's a there's a bigger bottom drawer, and
I just have it labeled, um, house stuff, And because
I deal with all the house stuff. Yeah. I mean
it's like, you know, how you designate in a relationship,
(22:35):
would you deal with this? And you're doing this, She's
never gone in there. So I just keep it in
that drawer. And that drawer has a little, you know,
a little lock on it too, Okay, Um, yeah, so
I just I just keep it in there. I never
think that like keeping things from your spouse is a
good thing, Yeah, because I'd be very very upset if
my spouse had a gun that I didn't know about.
I'm especially in the house. Um. But I do still
(22:57):
think that you should be doing the things you want
to do, even if they don't like it. Tell him,
you know everything I don't like, Like Like you're protecting yourself,
like it's your right you should take her, you know,
and it could be fun for her if she hasn't
had any experience with guns, right, and you have them,
and to make her feel more safe about it, take
her to the gun range with you. Also kind of
a cool date. Yeah, well, thank you for telling us
(23:18):
you a little secret. Sure. The Jewel Show on demand.
It's a jewel show. Hello, me and the guys at
the shop. When y'all started playing Britney Spears, so a
whole bunch of grown men dance Britney Spears, no problem.
And there it is another rave review for the Idiot
News Network. This is the i n N, the Idiot
(23:40):
News Network where idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday,
February fifteen, twenty twenty two. I'm Jewel Fresh. And apparently
Elon Musk forgot that this is America and you're not
allowed to have fun. Oh well, the good thing the
US government is here to remind him of that. We'll
tell you why Elon Musk just got sent to his
bedroom with no dinner by the US government in a second.
But first, let's meet the idiots. All expressed and a
(24:00):
video is going viral of Russell Wilson and Sierra abruptly
leaving a party that Drake hosted over the weekend because
of something that he did, and I have all the
details on that coming right up. I'm in the cheven
and I have a story about a cat who might
actually be Charlie Sheen in disguise. All right, more on
those stories in just a second. Before you first started
the day. In the i Ndidiot News network, rightings news,
they report the news Why is Elon Musk getting a
(24:21):
slap on the wrist from the US government and being
told no, we're this is America. We don't have fun. Yes,
why Tesla's If you didn't know this, they have a
boombox feature on the car where you can play sound outside.
A lot of people have been using it fart noises,
and it has a fart noise built in bathing. Have
you guys seen that? No? Yeah, the US government has
told Tesla that they have to disable the fart function
on the cars. Tesla's are no longer allowed. Why don't
(24:45):
they have bigger things to worry about, you would think, right,
Tesla's don't even put out any whatever the mission submissions,
and you can just let them fart, like yeah, yeah,
you just let the Tesla's fart. It's a clean fart.
It's a green farce. This is the i n N,
the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
The news for our next story the day. Let's Senna
(25:06):
to Alex, who's on location in the backseat of Russell
Wilson and Sierra's car as they leave a party. Yeah,
we're trying to find parking around the abbey in West Hollywood. Okay, Oh,
actually I think Alex Fresh just pulled up to the
location in her Tesla And my story is. Seattle Seahawks
(25:28):
quarterback Russell Wilson and his wife Siera were seen leaving
Drake's party over the weekend because Drake brought out Future,
which is Sierra's. Oh yeah, he didn't know, and Russell
Wilson did not know that he was going to be there.
And I think that's hili. That is funny. It's a
would have Drake did that on purpose. I know, how
would they not know that he's going to be there.
(25:50):
They have a child together. How does either of them
not know? You know, just check Instagram. He probably put
it on his store. He's definitely got him blocked. Hey, Alex,
A question for you when Russell, Wilson and Sierra left
that party because Future was there? Did they leave in
their tesla? Doesn't get all? This is the I N
and the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't just in
the news, report the news for our next story of
(26:12):
the day. Let's send it on over to English Evan
who's on location with a cat with a cat in
New Zealand. Actually hold on, let me just pop my
tesla real quick. The cat's name is Keith. He's in
the news because he recently stole drugs and a pair
of lacy black underwear, according to his OWNUS. But Keith's
crime wave started three years ago and began small with
(26:35):
bras from nearby neighbors, but has since leveled up to
drugs and lingerie. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
That cat probably was trained to do it. I don't
know what's more sad the fact that that cat now
has a criminal record for breaking and entering and being
an all around pervert, or there's someone out there training
a cat to do that. Whoever's training this cat to
still underwear and drugs, If they put that kind of
(26:57):
effort into something good, they could be the next Elon
Musa for Jeff Bezos digital producer Christian Here, I have
something I want to talk about the Okay, I haven't
talked about you want to do? You want to? You
have a start some news that I would like to
share you. And on one second, then this is the
i n N, the idiot news network where idiots aren't
just in the news live local, late breaking. I have
(27:17):
no idea where he's on location, but our digital producer
Christian is on the scene with something. And Christian, is
that a Tesla you're driving? Yes, yeah, it is I
location at Bravo's headquarters again, okay, Bravo TV. Absolutely, I
want to know who in the world makes the decision
to not air routine Sunday programs just because that big game,
(27:39):
that stupid game is on that everyone talks about. Because
guess what, I was late yesterday because they threw off
my entire routine on Sunday by not airing my program.
The people who are watching Housewives of Salt Lake City
aka me are not really caring about the big game,
you know what I'm saying. They didn't air the shows
on Bravo that you normally watch, correct because of the
game that was on Sunday, the Super Big One. Yes
(28:01):
they don't. They're the big big football game on Bravo.
Of course, not right, No one there cares about the ratings.
The markets don't overlap. Okay, Like I went and watched
Mary J. Blige, but I was ready for my routine
Sunday night Real Housewives of Salt Lake City airing, and
then they didn't air, throw off my whole schedule, and
that's why I was like Monday. You've been thinking about
that since Monday, and I will be thinking about it
(28:23):
probably a week from now. Still, Yes, that's the sound
of a camel who's also upset that the Real Housewives
of Salt Lake Cities and didn't air this week. And
that means that the INN is done for the day.
This is the i n N, the Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. In tomorrow the
same time for another hard hitting reports from the I
(28:45):
N Remember, you can follow the show on social media.
At the Jewel Show, you can follow all of us individually.
I met Jewel Fresh, I met that dres met Evan
on the radio. The Jewil Show on demand, it's another
Jewil Phone frame. Weday Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey, Sean,
(29:07):
what's up. It's Pete. Pete, Pete from from the barbecue
a year and a half ago. Um, I don't know, man,
the barbecue, Dougs Barbecue a year and a half ago
we met. I'm your cousin, Doug's friend, Pete. I'm sorry, man,
(29:29):
I don't really remember. You remember the barbecue, but I don't.
I'm sorry. That's all right, you know I was. But
I'm calling you, probably kind of weird. I got your number,
of course, from Doug and yeah, and I'm calling you. Well,
he doesn't know that I haven't. Actually I found it
on his phone. Then I grabbed it because I wanted
to give you a call though, you know, because I
(29:50):
was over there. We were talking and I've kind of
fallen on tough times and so I was over there
just talking about stuff. My wife left me, house is
about to be foreclosed on. I got a bunch of mules,
you know. Okay, Sorry, sorry to hear that. Yeah, and
he was telling me that you're doing pretty good. I mean,
I guess I'm doing okay. Yeah. Yeah, he said you
(30:11):
got a good job, and yeah, I got it. I'll
just get straight to the point. Um, I was calling
the sea since you know we're friends if I could
borrow some money. Oh, dude, I'm sorry. You're going through
some stuff, but that is I know. I Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't remember you. I don't know. Okay, I gotta
(30:33):
be honest with you. Sean Dog. That stung. I'll bit
that hurts. I thought we were better friends than that. Hey, listen, man,
I get it. Stuffs tough, but you're asking me for
my We're not even friends. You don't call me Sean Dog. Okay,
Sean doggy Dog. It's just a little bit of cash
until I get things right. Nope. Good look Hello, hello there.
(31:04):
This is King James Johnson from the Kingdom of England
and I was looking to speak with Sean Pete. Why
are you calling me again? Okay, all right, you got me? Hey, Um,
I thought you might laugh at that part. So Sean,
I think we got disconnected on our last phone called. Right,
did happen? You're calling me and being really inappropriate. I
(31:28):
hit the red button. That's what happened. If you call
me again, I will call the police. Okay. They're not
going to let me borrow any money. I don't give
who lends you money at this point, dude, like you
told me you went through his phone and got my
phone number. I don't know how many people you're calling
trying to get money or what, but this ridiculous, dude,
and it's not cool. Man. That is my cousin. Be
my friend too, So don't call again. Hello. Yes, Hello,
(31:54):
My name is Tia Devereaux and I am calling from
the city's parks department. I was looking to speak with
Sean because we are building a new park right down
the street and we were looking for some donations. I
wanted to see if we can maybe get a few
dollars donated to us so we can build this lovely
park for all the kids in our area to play.
It's all available. You know what, call our ideas, It
would have said, Parks Department. I know it's you, Pete
(32:15):
quick around calling all right, Look it was It's it
was me the whole time. Sorry about that. Please don't
call Doug because I'm sleeping on this couch right now
and I need a place to stay still. Well, you
know what, You're on his couch right now. Perfect. I'm
gonna drive over to Dougs. We're gonna have a conversation
with you and Doug, and I'm with Tom all you're
doing and all these stupid trash impressions that you're doing
(32:38):
calling them the same number. I don't know why you
would do that, because this is stupid. Well I did
it because it's a prank phone call, and your cousin
Doug set you up. That's why I did it. What
this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your cousin Dougs set you up.
Don't worry. Doug's weird friend is not calling you asking
for money, Yeah, looking for my car. Key's like getting
(33:02):
ready to go. Yeah. He said that he's had some
weird friends hit you up for things before, so I
thought it'd be funny to man. I don't know who's there.
Is the Jebel Show on demand. It's time four of
the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. I'm gonna take
a real quick pull. Okay, all right, right, text in
(33:23):
four one of six one if you want to answer
this as well, would you be okay with your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife? Yeah?
Going to a wedding with their ex? K you kidding?
That's why Leon is on the phone today, Leon actually
thinks that his girlfriend, Christa, who's been together for a
(33:45):
year with might be cheating on him because she's going
to a wedding with her ex. Leon. Yes, what so
did she tell you? Yeah, she told me that we've
been together for about a year and he I guess
he he he got invited to a wedding and he
had a plus one. That doesn't even make sense. What
(34:07):
did you even think to invite her? Well, you know
why he would think to invite her, of course, why
he would, But why would she go, yeah, you guys
have an open relationship or anything like that. No, nothing,
nothing like that at all. So she was just up
front and I was like, hey, I'm gonna go to
this wedding with my ex. She didn't try to hide
it nothing. Yeah, I mean she's a little sketchy about it,
But I don't know, guys, I don't know if she's
(34:28):
cheating on on that one. Did you say to her
like what are you thinking? Like this is dumb? Like
how yeah? How did you react? I was just kind
of dumbfounded, really, I mean, you know, and of course
you tried to spin it as if they were just
going his friends and he couldn't find anyone else to go.
Was last minute. So I guess the wedding is for
a couple that I guess they used to hang out
with when they were a couple. I don't know if
(34:50):
they're getting the game back together or what. Guys, I
don't know. I actually had to go to an ex's
wedding one time. It was her wedding, just to go, yeah,
because of my group of friends. Also to do that
she was marrying as cool, like we were friends, Like okay,
that's okay, and but everybody knew we were friends. Like
I had a girlfriend at the time too, and everybody
knew we were friends. Yeah, she ruined me. It was
(35:10):
also a weird situation though, to be sitting there hearing
someone that you used to date talked to her new
husband doing the vows and being like, you're the greatest
man I've ever known, because you kind of want to
stand up and go what ye like? You know you
missed me a little bit. That's when they get to
the objection the greatest man, I mean second probably Anyway,
(35:33):
when is this wedding a couple of weeks? Okay, do
you suspect that they're like seeing each other, they're seeing
each other? Yeah, probably probably that really sucks. Is there
more reasons than the fact, I mean, the fact that
he invited her to a wedding to go together. That's
I mean, that's not even a red flag. Why would
(35:56):
she say yes? Why that's the annoying pot? Yeah, I
mean to say yes to that? And is there any
other reasons or is it? I mean, that's pretty much
good enough for me. I don't. I have no idea really, Yeah,
I'm sorry. You sound really like warm about it, and
I would be too, Like, let's figure it out if
see if she's cheating, I mean she probably is, right, Well,
(36:18):
you never know. I mean we've done stuff before where
we've been sure like there's no way of course as
versus cheating, and then you find out they're not. But
this one anyway, we do want to catch though, because
if she is, she's lying to you obviously. Wait one
real quick class question. How long were they together before
you guys got together? I mean they were they were together,
I think a couple of years, but I mean they've
been broken up for a while. I mean it was
(36:39):
at least a few months if I remember correctly, before
you guys go. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well, I mean,
no matter what, it's a situation that I would also
be suspicious and ye, okay, well have you thought of
a way that we would call her that wouldn't be
out of the blue and seemed suspect. She yes, you
got me a ticket to a concert, So I mean
(37:01):
ticket Master has been blowing her up with promotion and
emails and all that, so you could probably use that, guys, Okay,
that would work. Yeah, we can offer some tickets to
something and she wants to invite. Yeah, I found out
who companion is going to be. Yeah, all right, we'll
play a song come back and then pretend to be
from ticket Master and offers some takes us something and
see if she wants you to go or if she
(37:22):
gives someone else's name. Okay, cool, all right, man, we'll
do an next. It's a jewel show in the middle
of War of the Roses. To catch a cheater if
you're just joining us. Leon is on the phone and
he thinks that his girlfriend Christa is cheating on him,
and so do we pretty much everybody does. But we
could be wrong. We've been wrong before. Leon and Krista
have been together for a year, all of a sudden,
she said she was going to go to a wedding
(37:44):
with her ex. Her exit invited her to a wedding,
And it kind of makes sense in one way because
it's a mutual friends of their because when she was
with her ex, they had friends and those friends are
getting married, so both of them would be going. Except
usually when that happens, and you have to be in
the same room as your ex, when you've had friends
together getting married, you're kind of on one side, they're
(38:05):
on the other side, and you just have to be
in their presence because they went as well, not going together. Yeah,
it is crossing the line. So we're gonna call her
from ticket Master because I guess she recently bought some
tickets for Leon to go somewhere and say that she
won a couple of tickets to another concert and who
she wants to take, okay, like an upcoming show. Yeah,
and we'll see if she gives us Leon's name or
(38:27):
Hay Leon. What is her ex's name? Roger? Oh, Roger,
that's right, all right, So we'll see if she says
your name or says Roger's name, and then we'll know
for sure if she's cheating on you. All right, man,
here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone him. Okay, yeah, okay,
thank you guys. Hello, Hi, this is Jorban calling from
(38:55):
ticket Master. I'm looking for Kristo. Yes, this is Hurt.
Congratulations Christah what congratulations? You were our lucky customer of
the month. Oh oh cool. We do select one of
(39:16):
our customers every month to win two tickets to any
show that they want to see anywhere in the country.
Oh my god. And along with really tickets. Yeah, along
with those tickets airfare of course, hotel stay of course.
What for real? Yeah that's amazing. Oh my gosh. Wow, Okay,
(39:37):
this is crazy. I didn't even know I entered into anything. Um,
what do I What do I have to do? You'll
get an email from us as soon as we hang
up the phone, and that email will have instructions on
how to select the show you want to go to. Okay.
It will also have info that you know you can
plug in all the flight information and stuff like that,
and also as an extra little thank you, I'm imagining
(40:00):
if you're gonna fly somewhere and you got tickets to
go somewhere, you'd know who you'd want to take. Um. Yeah,
I have a pretty good idea. We would love to
also send something special to that person. Okay, a bottle
of champagne. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, cool.
(40:21):
I'll just get the address and stuff in a second.
I will need the name first and last of the
person that you want to take with you, and then also, um,
you can put a message on the card. Um. Okay, Uh,
the name is Roger. What do you like to put
on the card? Okay, okay, say surprise, babe. We're gonna go.
(40:46):
We're gonna do some more traveling. You've been the best
surprise of the past three months. I don't know about
anybody else on this phone call, but my heart has
been warmed. That was beautiful, rod lovely. Wait what's happening?
I think you just warmed everybody's heart with that beautiful message.
(41:09):
Sorry everybody, Well maybe not everybody, because this is actually
the Jewel Show. My name is Jewel. Mine's Alex Mind
English and it's a radio show. And sometimes when people
think they're significant other is cheating on them to hit
us up to see if we can catch them. And Leon,
your boyfriend is on the phone, Leon, an actual boyfriend.
Wait what yeah my god, Oh my god, Leon, Oh
(41:33):
my god. No yeah, Leon, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. Guess
what I thought? Oh my god? What what? Leon? What? What?
What do you got to say? Now? Will you explain?
Explain yourself? Now, I'll explain yourself. Now what what do
you mean? I don't understand what is happening? Dare you
(41:53):
explain it? Explain it? Now? Explain Roger, explain it? Uh? Uh?
Is this is this? You got nothing to say, nothing
to say. I'm done with you. I'm done. I thought
I was an idiot. You go into a wedding with
your ex a friend, Okay, well, okay he is he
(42:14):
is a friend. Okay, he's a friend, all right, and
you're so jealous, Like, like, why I don't understand? What
do you like? You're crazy? I would be not agree
with that, Like, I mean, wait, what, huh? What what say?
Explain something? What do you got to say for yourself? Christa? Um?
I think that you are uh crazy and paranoid? Um?
(42:39):
And and did we forget this? She put on the
card that she's been really having fun the last three
months and she wants to travel together again. Did we
forget that? Stupid us? Okay, well, Leon, hung up. Obviously
he's upset. Obviously you've been calling you. Would you be
okay though with him going to a wedding with us? X? Yeah,
(43:02):
because I don't have issues. You know what you do
on you We're gonna take your ex on another trip
and said you've been enjoying the last three months, and
you're telling us that Leon's crazy, you know, honestly, I
just I like, don't I'm don't even love Leon, so
it doesn't even matter. I'm oh, I mean I think him.
(43:24):
Oh well, okay, so we helped you out then in
a way. Yeah, honestly, yeah, you did. So leave a
lot of people are usually mad at us when you
do these. You're telling us you want to say thank you.
I guess wow, oh my god, you you sound great.
Christa enjoy Roger. But I'm sure I'm sure that you're
ex Leon is gonna have issues going forward because of you.
(43:47):
So maybe you should just think about next time not
doing that. Just leave the person before you decide to
go to a wedding with your ex, cheat and wherever
you're gonna go, whatever show you're gonna pick. Yeah, okay, okay,
like like you all have never he did okay, whatever, bye.
The Jewels show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello there,
(44:12):
hello there, how you doing. I'm good? How are you
not too bad? Thanks for asking? Do you have a
dirty little secret? Yeah, it's a dirty big secret. But yeah, right,
all right, let me hear it. So, um, my little
sister just had a baby with one of my friends. Okay,
and when she first bashes pregnant, I actually um thoughts
(44:36):
with him. Who yeah what girlfriend? So now I'm the godmother? Um?
So did your your sister obviously doesn't know because it's
a dirty big secret. No, no, how did it happen? Um? Well,
him and I have been friends since we were like fifteen,
(44:57):
and at the time they had just started like hanging out,
and um, tequila might have been involved. Oh um, so
he Are you worried that he's ever gonna say anything
to her? I a little bit, But I also think
he has a bigger sense of self preservation than that. Yeah,
(45:19):
what would your sister do she found out? I don't know,
I might not exist anymore for you? For you, is
he like the one that got away? Do you like
him like that? No, we're just playing that's the thing too.
Was it worth it no, okay, you posted along. I
was like, she's about to be like, yeah, it was
(45:41):
absolutely not. And and I can't tell my wife either,
So there's that Oh, oh man, do you have a
reality show yet, because you should? Ha ha. No, I
don't like an onion? Is there? What else is going
on with you? Uh? There's that mean. I just I
haven't maybe will tell anybody'll be fair, And I'm like,
(46:06):
I'm glad you told. I'm glad you told us. Now
you got it off your chest, you can relieve that
stress a little bit. And also, I'm sure your stress going,
like I don't think he would. I guarantee you that
dude is probably never telling your sister. I really hope not,
because that's the baby said this weekend. So and if
he ever buys you a bottle of tequila for Christmas,
(46:26):
give it back to him. The last time that I
had tequila, I slammed a nine year old's head in
the wall because he wanted to rustle me and I
didn't want to lose. Oh my god, tequila, make sure
will do crazy things right. I didn't mean to slam
his head in the wall. You know, tequila kind of
you know, perception of time. Either way, he learned his lesson,
(46:47):
don't mess with Alex when she's at tequila. Thanks for
your dirty little secret. I was drunk off tequila, but
I still remember feeling like an idiot, and then I
went passed out at nine. Everybody has that one liquor
that they can't drink too much of organs out of control.
The last time I really got drunk off whiskey, I
sounded drunk right there when I said whiskey off a whiskey.
(47:07):
I don't remember too much the evening, but I do
remember being on the street corner, no shoes on handcuff,
talking to the cops, and all I remember is thinking,
where are my shoes. I don't drink like that anymore,
but There's been so many times in my life where
I'm just woking up in a random bush, wondering how
I got there, or on somebody's porch. We're trying to
(47:28):
open the door to go to work, and they're like,
you can't sleep here, and I'm like, whatever, can't open
the door here, I'm trying to sleep. I thought it
was bad that I don't necessarily remember all of the
uber ride home. Woke up in somebody else's house on
the porch. I woke up in a bush in Vegas, once,
a big bush, with a security guard pulling me out
and being like, hey man, you can't sleep here. I
(47:50):
was at a diner in Lace and I left the table.
I went to the little lobby of the diner. I
actually took off my shirt, folded it, sat it next
to me, sat my shoes next to it, and sleeping
in the lobby area. You know those people watching you that, Yeah,
something about the folding of the shirt. He woke me
(48:10):
up and he's like, dude, you can't sleep in the lobby.
And I was like, I folded my shirt. I don't
have to fold my shirt when I'm sober. Basically, if
I get too drunk, It's just that's what happens. It's like,
hey man, can't sleep here. I just sleep places. I
feel like whenever you write a book, some day your
memoir will be titled you can't sleep here. The Jebel
Show on demand, Laurel, Yes, I have a very important
(48:33):
question to ask you. Yes, are you? Are you? Yeah?
Laurel was flushing the toilet again. Valid question, Laurel. I
hope you're not doing that because you need to focus.
(48:54):
It's the only American game show with an English guy
answering trivia questions that has a weird German dancy intro.
And yes, that was Alex talking to someone telling us
a dirty little secret the other day who flushed the toilet?
And then that's what she asked him. So, Laurel, are
you are you doing that? Are you? I'm not I'm
actually sitting in my car. I hope you're not. That
that's so noble. All right, Well, the games like this,
(49:17):
we're gonna sending Ushevan out of the studio. You got
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, you have to say pass and
English Evan has to be you outright to win? Are
you ready? Yep? Okay, here we go. All right, So
the category is all things Tom Okay, okay, all right.
I think she's setting English enough to lose on the side.
(49:40):
All right, it should be pretty easy for you. There,
Your time starts. Now. What famous shoe company has a
one for one donation business model that every pair box
gets a pair to a Third world country? Tom? Who
jumped on Oprah's couch? Tom Hank? What cocktail uses gin
(50:01):
okak what cocktail uses gin lemon and simple syrup and
club soda who just retired from the NFL. Tom Brady,
who is in data dating, no idea, just say Tom okay,
technically you get it ready, You don't have to have
(50:22):
the last name. Probably most likely all right, you're gonna
bring you good seven back in the studio. Wow, good job, Laurel.
That was really good. You killed it, so English haven't
got your work cut out for you. If you want
to beat Laurel today. That sounded sarcastic when you're saying, no,
she actually did crush it. Um, I'm not jumping with you,
and this is the time of the game where we
gives to know our contestant a little better. So, Laurel,
(50:44):
what's something interesting that you would like the world to
know about you? I am the two thousand and eleven
women's division racing champion out in banks Borgen. What do
you race? I used to race the seventy eight Chevy Nova.
That's bad. Yeah, and the top of my car had
(51:07):
daisies on it, so they always said she's driving this daisy.
Oh that's even more amazing because it's a muscle car
and you got these dudes that have been working on
their muscle cars, and they're like, oh, chick showing up
to race and she's got daisies and you're just like
zero room and they're like, man, I'm just staring at
those stupid daisies. Now I feel stupid. We need to
be friends. Yeah, be friends, we do. Okay, all right,
(51:29):
Well English Chevan, are you ready? Yes? Ready? All right?
Category is all things tea. Oh no, all things tea,
actual tea, all things tea here, I'm English, I know tea.
All right, Your time starts. Now. What famous shoe company
has a one for one donation business model that every
pair box is a pair to a third world country?
Addie Das who jumped on Oprah's couch. Uh, Dave Chappelle.
(51:55):
Well cocktail uses gin lemon and simple syrup and club soda.
A Manhattan who had just retired from the NFL, Tom
Brady who is in data dating, Tom Holland a cylinder
drum that is part of a drum kit that does
not have a snare called Tom Tom Tom Tom. Yeah,
(52:17):
I think it is a Tom Tom drum. Anyway, we'll
find out the answer. Is it just a thing took
a while to sink in with the All Things team
might have meant how to do a TRT? All right, well,
let's find out who won and send it over to
(52:39):
the scoreboard with our executive producer Brad. It's damn all right,
the Eman you actually got three congratulation Yeah, way better
than I thought You're gonna do. Well. Laurel got for
Oh Laurel, congratulations, you did it. Set the Brits. Let's
(53:02):
do that. Okay, So, what famous shoe company has a
one for one donation business model that every pair box
is a paired to a third world country? Tom Tom's
I Need Ye starts with the tea who jumped on
Oprah's couch, Tom Cruise. Okay, everything well, cocktail uses Joe
Lemon and simple Syrup and club soda, Tom Collins, So
it does retire from the NFL. Tom Brady, who was
(53:23):
a day of dating. Tom Holland sold a drum that
is part of a drum kid that does not have
a snare as what a Tom Tom? Do you know
what it was? Now? Yeah? What? Everything stalls with the
tea Think about the answers real quick, all the answers. Yeah,
Tom Tea wasn't right, but I mean Tom, I get
(53:44):
it now. Congratulations Lay you were able to beat the bread.
You did, so hang on the line. I'm gonna get
Trump Vos so I can send you some swagger from
the Jewel Show. And remember we played break thank you, Yeah,
thank you. We played beat Bread every single Tuesday and
Thursday at this time. So in the next time when
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