Jubal Fresh's Suicide Prevention Poem!

In light of the last day of Suicide Prevention month, Jubal Fresh kicks off the show with a poem of his own, Kendrick ate Tom's tongue in this Phone Prank, a First Date Follow Up with the biggest plot twist, French press Coffee has a Dirty Little Secret and Rob faces Fake Evan in Beat The Brit!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
To shake things up a little bit. It's a jewel
show and I need to break format for a moment here.
September was suicide Prevention, an awareness month, and it's something
that I've struggled in my own life with, so I
wanted to share something that I wrote with you. I'll
be find it helpful, and I hope it encourages people
to stop calling suicide selfish. And I hope it encourages
people who are struggling to get some help. This poem

(00:20):
that I wrote is actually inspired by my real life journey,
so I hope it holps. This is not about you,
how selfish. This is about me, about me being selfless,
me feeling helpless, me knowing me, and I'm hopeless, me
showing you less of me. Lets you actually be free

(00:46):
from me, so broken, so rotten, I'll be easily forgotten.
I weigh a ton a heavy burden. You'll be sad
for a day of that. I'm certain. This smile so
phony outside, I'm grinning inside. I'm lonely and exhausted from existence.

(01:09):
Cry tonight because tomorrow it'll be good riddance. This life
is a sentence that needs my omission. This death and equation, subtraction,
no addition, simple math, minusing me the correct answer in
every instance. You'll weep for an hour, but don't grimace.

(01:31):
This fate, it seems, is my saintly penance. Problems solved.
It's just math, my omission, a curtain called the final act,
a permanent intermission. You'll claim this hurts for the evening
the next day, thanks for leaving breathing relief, no doubt.

(01:55):
So I take a breath in, then I breathe out.
No anxious hack, just closed eyes, a click and a
clack bang, Hang on a second. That's the wrong method,
room for error. I might move at the last minute
instead of kaote, I'd just be badly dented. I'm a

(02:16):
failure even at this, and I won't let my triggers
bust a shell. That might be a straight up miss.
Plus that's reckless. And the last thing that I want
is for you to be cleaning up another one of
my messes. Bad idea, more distraught. Don't worry, though, I
got you. These are not second thoughts. I'm too tired,

(02:37):
too tired to think, too determined to turn back. How
long is this movie roll? The credits fade to black,
don't worry. You'll see the hurt of my end will
only be a minor disappointment, a scrape, a skin knee
that won't even need ointment. You'll shed a tear in
the morning, but you won't miss your afternoon appointments. Enjoy
the sunshine. I'll remove this rain, so stop me off.

(03:00):
I just want off of this train. I've got it.
Time for a serious game of hangman. Oops, I lose.
I fit the noose, kick the chair out from under
my shoes. I'm in control. That's the method I'll use.
Get ready, spread the wonderful news. It's working. The veins

(03:22):
in my temples bulging my face in intense shade of red.
Are my eyes gonna pop out of my head? This
is sad, but that would be funny. Wow, everything is
so quiet. This room is so fuzzy. That smile that

(03:44):
I wore as a prop it's real now as I
listen to my pulse slowly chugged to a stop. In
case you forgot the plot, this isn't selfish. This is
for you. You're welcome. This is selfless. Wait stop, hold on,

(04:06):
what was that jolted awake by a cough? A gag
in a hack, the dreadful realization that something went wrong
and I'm back. What time is it the next morning?
But I thought, but I thought, I forgot. I never

(04:28):
learned how to tie a good knot. Still here, dazed, confused,
lying on this cold wooden floor, crying, not again, realizing
no more, agonizing this must stop. Someone give me a mop,
time to clean up this slate. Somehow, some way, apparently
I'm meant to stay. And all I can say is

(04:52):
I'm glad that I can't tie a knot ten toes
on the ground. I've been saved by the bell twelfth round.
Thank God that I've up that knot. I see it now,
and I'm sorry. You wouldn't be throwing a party. I
could finally see. I need you, you love me. I'm

(05:12):
actually seen. My trauma taught me that I'm broken and worthless,
not worth a thought. Thank god, I never learned how
to tie a proper not. Let your lungs run dry.
Then revive and realize how much you like breathing. Appreciate
every breath. It's breathtaking. I've been you, the despair, just

(05:35):
surviving with no home, all those crowded days alone, counting
hours with no purpose. Know this. There is someone, even
if it's you, that will pick you up when you fall.
Make a call, tell a friend. Don't suffer in silence,
quietly wishing this will end. Ask for help and be

(05:56):
amazed when you see the love on their faith telling
you that they want you to stay. It's worth it.
A new outfit. Ask for help, share your thoughts. Where
the support with pride like it was store bought oot D.

(06:17):
You're not alone. Let them know and you'll see how
much support you've got. I shouldn't know. I did so,
and that's the reason I'm thankful that I'm really terrible,
absolutely horrible, ridiculously miraculously bad at tying a knob. The
Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame. Hello, Hello,

(06:49):
looking for tendress. I'm sorry, this is kend Hey, Kendrix.
How are you not? Even is Tom fishermersh? I'm the
little manager um restaurants or excuse me, who are you again?
I can't understand what you Tom fishermers and I'm the

(07:10):
managersh okay, and um you have to complaint? Uh yeah, man, Um,
I hated you guys' restaurant the other day and I'm
I'm pretty sure I got food poised in from here.
I'm sorry about eating there. I'm not sorry about that.
I appreciate that, but it wasn't the fact that I

(07:31):
got food poised. It was just more like, um, when
I called the other day, no one seemed to give
a damn. You were clothes called the legs caused for
what happened. So I'm an, I can't understand what you're saying, man,
like you gotta na let in your mouth or something.
I can't make out like what you're saying. No, oh yeah,
the kicking the other day. So um, I'm trying to understand.

(07:56):
So you came in here the other day, right, and
and you ate here and you m got food poison. Yes, yeah,
I'm sorry about that. I appreciate the story, but that's
all you're calling the sage. Sorry, Well no, I'm legally
I'll forgotta let you know, um, follow what happened. Why

(08:17):
ain't got food plusing? Okay, I'm listening, like, why do
I get food ports? You didn't take any leftovers home day? Well, yeah,
I took the leftovers home. Did you eat? Yeah? Yeah,
I ate them. I ate the leftovers like later that night,
and then I woke up the next day not feeling myself,
feeling sick to my stomach, you know, throwing up everywhere

(08:39):
and stuff and none food, none the food at all,
no man leftovers, I ate everything sucks. What happened? I
guess it's gone. I guess it's gone. You got some what?
I gas it's gone? Yeah? So I'm calling, like, you know,
you know why you got food points far about, But um,

(09:01):
I'm the general manager of the restaurant, and I was
feeling in for one of the cooks the night you
came in. Okay, so you were filling in for one
of the cooks the night that I ate at your restaurant, Yes,
I was. And the reason that you pla got food
places because while I was prepping your tomayosut kept my

(09:22):
mince hung off and the sink that have been what
you ain't just whoa whoa wait wait wait wait hold up,
hold the up? Yeah sorry, did you just say you
cut the tip of your tongue off and it landed
in the food. Yeah? Yeah, all right, I cut my
chair and kept my tongue off peppering so we got
make sumimos, I guess and that's thank you or something.

(09:44):
What the hell to all a lot of food to
go out? Then your tongue was in it, That's what
I was saying. The next day, I'm like, it's a
bad management call. Sorry about it was not a bad
management call. You just that's a bad person and you
deserve It's about to happen to you because I'm about
to come up there and whoop your so. I'll have
a gift card ready for you. Can you come down
here if you want? Had a gift car ready, have

(10:06):
your standing right next to it. I'm gonna ask somebody
who you are, and I'm hoping is you, and I
mean you talk, you'll be able to find me. I'm
only employee with half a tongue about to have a
whole foot of your man? What are you laughing? The man?
Because think is funny. This is actually Jewel from the
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and your

(10:26):
girlfriend Renee set you up. Hold on she she told
him he got food poison the other night and she
wanted us to mess with you about it. So I figured,
why not make you think that you gotta serve somebody's tongue. Yo,
I'm thinking I'm heart Somebody's tongue. Wake up every morning

(10:48):
with jubil phone pranks, The Jewel Show on Demand. First
Day follow Up. Today, Josh is on the phone for
a first date follow up and he's not getting a
call back from a woman named Elena, and I guess
they talked a bunch online before they met up, so
he feels like he's known her forever. He said that
in his email, what's up, Josh? How are you? Hey? Guys,

(11:10):
how are you doing so? How long have you actually
known Elena? It's been almost a week. You know. We were,
like you said, chatting for a while on the app.
I thought it was going really well. We've had a
couple dates in person already which I thought went really well.
We went up to dinner the first time. I'm sorry, dude,
I can't do this for you. Yeah, it's a first

(11:32):
date follow up, and if you've been on a couple, sorry,
it's like a third day follow up. Second day follow ups.
Yeah no, because if he's gone on choosing to be
a third day follow up, they follow up. So yeah,
we don't do third dates only first days only one
only the first Yeah matters to read the fine print. Sorry, Josh,
I guess we're not gonna be able to do your
first date fall up today good luck? Two was on
a winner and three when no one remembers. Yeah, oh no, sorry,

(11:57):
I just thought I figured if you weren't hearing from
you person, that was the criteria. Were kidding. We can
still do it, all right? All right, So it's been
a week since you are from her. You talked a bunch,
um and how many times have you reached out to
her in that week? I think I left it at
three three amount. That's not bad. But if she's not

(12:18):
responding at all, then there's something wrong. Yeah, tell us
what happened? What do you think went wrong? Well, first,
you went to dinner, right you were saying on the
first day. First day, it was dinner. It was great.
I felt like the conversation was really easy, and we
both felt comfortable staying there for an extra drink cafter
tamil um. And then the second time she came over

(12:39):
to my place, we watched a couple of movies, all right, look, yeah,
and I thought it was you know, I thought it
was great. I didn't get really any signs that um
Alanna might be not into it. You guys do any
um kissing or at our activities hug, But we were
pretty We're sitting pretty close to each other on the couch.

(13:02):
I had some arm to arm contact. Yeah, if I
was talking to someone for a long time and then
finally went out with him, even on a second date,
I'd still probably be really nervous. If I liked him
a lot, and your email set it feels like you've
known her forever, so you're honestly really into her. I
could see how you'd be nervous. Yeah, I'm going to
assume that maybe it's something that happened on the second
day to your house, which is why she was not

(13:25):
calling you back. So was there anything that you can
think of during the night that happened that maybe turned
her off? I mean, I am wondering if, even though
she accepted the invite to come over, if that in
itself was too much and she realized afterwards, why was
I hanging out at this guy's house like I'm a
regular there? But no, I mean that the you know,

(13:49):
we enjoyed, we enjoyed the evening. I just I don't know.
I think maybe that might have been it, that it
was too much too soon. In hindsight, like moving too fast.
You think, yeah, yeah, you guys didn't do anything you
said you knew you were like sitting most to each other. No,
but she was like in my pantry and stuff like
I was like, yeah, that's funny pantry, Okay, somewhere else

(14:12):
Like it was like my house is your house kind
of thing. And I just wonder if that that casualness
a weird realizing that it was the second date. Has
she is she recently single? Yeah? Okull she Yeah, that
might make sensetant if she was chilling at your house
and feeling so comfortable that she can go through your
pan tree, and you know, it might just feel too

(14:35):
comfortable and remind her of being in a relationship, because
she might not want to be in a relationship like that.
So maybe she got scared. I don't know. Possibly. I'm
just I'm surprised I didn't get any of that in person.
Any other side. I feel like it's something else trying
to speculate is that the only thing you can think
of The chat slowed down a bit since we started
seeing each other in person, which kind of makes sense, right,

(14:57):
There was there was a lot of that beforehand, and
not as much. I wouldn't think that would be normal.
I don't know, well, I mean we just talked about
a lot in person, so I don't know. Maybe maybe, yeah,
I don't know, because I feel like if it's a
chat slowed down too. I think if you guys were
getting more into each other, there would be more texting.
But well, we'll play a song come back, and then

(15:18):
we'll call her and see if we can figure out
why she's ghosting you. Okay, okay, thanks, we'll get your
first date fall up next. It's a jewel show if
you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Josh is on the phone and Josh sent us an
email because he's not getting a call back from a
woman named Elena, and he feels like he's known her forever,
except now she's a stranger. For a week. She hasn't

(15:40):
responded to him in a week since their last date.
They talked a bunch I guess on an app when
they met, and then they've had two dates. The last
date was at his place. They watched some movies, hung out,
no no official Netflix, and Chill just went into the
pantry though, yeah, she went to his pantry. Well, I'm
sure she was hungry. Yeah, they ate, they sat next
to each other. No hot, steamy. But the only reason

(16:01):
that Josh can think of that she's ghosting him is
because he thinks that maybe she felt a little too
comfortable at his place and that was awkward for her.
And that doesn't sound like a really good reason. So
we don't think that's right. So we're gonna call her
right now and see if we can figure it out.
All right, Josh, you ready to go? I cannot wait
for Atlanta to go on a third date with me.

(16:22):
All right, there we go there? All right, all right,
here we go, M dollar number right now? Hello? Hi,
May I speak to Elena? Yeah? This is Elena, Elena?

(16:44):
How are you? This is The Jewels Show. My name
is Jewbil, Mine's Alex Fresh, names English Chevin and The
Jewel Show is a radio show you may or may
not have heard of. Have you heard? No? I'm sorry,
I don't know who this is. Okay, that's fine, Well
we know who you are. Why are you calling? We're
calling because we do a segment on our show called

(17:06):
the First Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with someone and then you ghost
them they can email us to get you on the
phone to try to figure out what happened. And we
got an email about you from someone who listens to
the show. Okay, would you have any idea who we're
talking about. Yeah, it's a big guy named Josh. Is
Josh the only guy that you're currently ghosting? Yeah? Correct? Congratulations, Josh,

(17:32):
you're corracked. Josh emailed us and he wants to know
why you won't call or text him back. Okay, did
he tell you like about the date? Yeah? He told
us that you guys went to dinner on your first
date and for your second day that you went to
his house. He told us that they were very good dates.

(17:54):
He liked you a lot. I mean, there's nothing like
dramatic there, not like the dates are fine. Um, I'll
tell you. Um, let me tell you what he thought
and then you can say if he's right or wrong. Okay,
because we talked to him, he did. He said he
really liked you a lot, and he sounds kind of
bummed out that you have stopped talking to him out

(18:15):
of the blue, and he thinks the reason is because
when you were at his house watching movies, you were
very comfortable there was, he correct, No, Actually, um, it
was just kind of I didn't mean to like go
to him for any reason. It's just so we've we've
gone on two dates and it's just really hard to

(18:37):
get a hold of him. So even those like two
dates and like talking only out before, it just it
was like pulling teeth, like disy or what. But it
was like, so if you text him, doesn't take him
just a long time to respond, yeah, or even to
like make and confirm plans, just like want to set

(18:59):
the great let's make plans. I didn't do that, but yeah,
so do you feel like he's making excuses to not
make plans with you? Yeah, Like I don't know what's
going on in him. It sounds like he has a
girlfriend to me, which is exactly what I thought. So
I was kind of like, you know what, I'm not
invested enough yet in this. Yeah, you don't want to

(19:20):
be anyone's side piece exactly. And I felt like, you know, like,
if you want to see me, then at least make
an effort as well. And so I felt like it
was almost it wasn't that he wasn't uninterested, but like
wasn't making an effort to like make more plans with me,
So I kind of just called it. And you know

(19:42):
what's funny, Elena, is that when you pulled back and
obviously you ghosted him, then he emailed us, so he
was like, you know, he wanted what he couldn't have. Yeah, yeah,
and then like on our you know, the second day
I was at his house, we were watching a movie
and he didn't even like trying and kiss me or
you know, like pull a move. So I don't even

(20:02):
know if he's into me that way at all. Yeah,
I do think he's into you, because he emailed us
to try to get you on the phone and find
out why you're not getting back to him. Thank you
for telling us we should ask him if that is
the reason. I think so I think we should, Alana,
should we do you think we should ask him? We should?
We just ask him? Yeah? I mean you guys, you

(20:22):
can if you want you um, and guess what, it's
super easy to do that right now because he's actually
on the other line listening and wants to talk to you.
Oh my goodness. I just feel a little embarrassed because
m She's right, I've been hard to make plans. It's

(20:43):
just been very busy and I my checking in you know, Atlanta.
Those three messages, and I left it back because I
didn't want to bother you. Was not to make plans,
but just to like say hey and see what you're doing,
because you know, the next couple of weeks it's just
really tough. So you're not in a relationship. No, here's

(21:06):
the deal. Here's the deal. I didn't make a move,
and I was nervous because I am. I was waiting
to tell you that I'm in an open relationship, and
I wanted to feel this thing out before I sprung
that on you, to see if you would even be
interested in being with a guy in an open relationship.
Oh my god, WHOA. Okay, you could have told us

(21:28):
that at the beginning. You probably should have told her. Yeah,
that's what I was gonna say. You should have told her.
You should have told me that from the beginning, because
we've been talking for a while and we've been on
two days, and there was plenty of time for you
to tell me this because it could have been a
deal breaker. It is a deal breaker for me. I
don't want to be with someone who's in an open relationship.

(21:49):
I want an exclusive relationship, and I do agree you're
not making a move on me because of that, but
I didn't know why. Well, and the reason honestly that
I had trouble making at their date plan was you
ate the goldfish in the pantry and my girlfriend was like,
who eight pies? And I had to explain this whole
thing if we had our date at the place. But

(22:09):
it's not a big deal, and like, no, I'm still
dealing with that, Elena, did you not see like could
you not tell that a girl lived there? I couldn't.
Like there wasn't anything specific, like no pictures or anything, obviously,
but I had a feeling. I just didn't know what
the situation was. So you didn't go in their their bedroom? No,

(22:30):
like I didn't go into his bedroom. Can you see though,
that that's kind of wasting people's time? Yeah, I get that, Elena.
Would you like to go on another day with Josh?
Will pay for it? Josh. I think you're great. I
am not interested in seeing you again. Well, if you

(22:54):
you know, thinks change, I'll let you know and you
let me know. And I hoped it year round. Well,
it stands true, all the good ones are taken. Jubiles
first Date follow up the Jubil Show on demand Jubils
Dirty Little Secret. I still haven't figured out how to

(23:15):
make the person that's on the phone for a dirty
Little Secret today, I'm trying to. I'm going to figure
this out. I'm going to figure it out. It's confused
to make. Yeah, it's time for your dirty little secret
text in four one to six one. If you have
a secret to tell us, you can tell us anything.
We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your
name is. That's why you can say whatever you want
and on the phone with us right now. French Press coffee,

(23:36):
Oh maker delicious because I got a French Press coffee
maker for the studio and I've screwed it up a
few times now trying to make it. But I will
figure this out. So, French Press Coffee, how are you? Why?
I'm doing great? How are you guys? Good? You're difficult.
If you have any instruction on how to work you,
please tell Jubil. I mean, you know, a fresh press
is okay. I'm not great at it either, Like I

(23:58):
always get coffee ground. I don't know. I think it
just comes with the territory of a French press they
might get a little bit drainy. It just comes with
the ownership of a French press responsibility we have to
deal with. Yeah, all right, so you have a dirty
little secret. I do, um and I've literally told nobody
ever in my life. Okay, great, what is it? Okay? Um? Uh?

(24:23):
So I work at a um Let's pull, a French
press shop, and I've been there for years. And there
was a new barista hire and he was gorgeous okay,
And he asked me out on a date. And he
had only been working there for like two or three days,
like barely through orientation. So I was I was driving

(24:47):
to meet him, and I like definitely probably had like
too many espresso shops, like on an empty stomach before
seeing him. Um, and I had I had a poop
poop posts yeah, like, and I like, I don't know

(25:08):
what happened to me, Like I've been drinking and making
coffee for years, like my stomach should be used to it.
But I like I destroyed myself and like tried to
hover drive back home. It was God, And this was
on your way to a date. On my way to
a date with this new hire who was super sweet

(25:30):
and super handsome, but like, how am I going to
tell him that? Like what am I gonna tell everyone
I've worked with? Like at that point, you might as
well just crush the car the easiest thing. Also, if
you would have met up with him, really no need
to tell him, he probably wouldn't know one hundred percent
one hundred percent. But like, oh, and of course going
to work the next day, everyone's like, so wasn't it

(25:50):
like what was for a new guy? And I was like, oh,
I totally lied. I threw him under the bus, said
I showed up. He wasn't there. He stood me up.
I'm sure your coworkers, it's my coworkers, and like you
know when you work, and I like if you're doing
coffee kind of like as a career, like we've become
very tight knit at the police you work at. So
immediately everyone like iced him out and he ended up

(26:12):
like leaving within his first two weeks. He's actually, you
didn't show up? Why don't you just text him be
like hey, I'm just gonna be a little late and
then go change your pants and then go back and
meet up of them. I mean I was too afraid
to put pants back on after that, for like the
whole day. At least it's never happened before, you know
what I mean, Like that's that's like your worst nightmare.

(26:34):
You're in a car, Like I mean, I guess at
least I was in a car alone. But like, if
that ever happens to you again, Alex Fresh has a
very good way to handle that. I don't know how.
I didn't actually like crap my pants, but I had
like these booty shorts on. I was going to not
really booty shorts, but they were like too revealing to
go into any Starbucks or like anywhere to go poop.

(26:55):
I was taking my kids in school. On the way back,
I was like, what, like my stomach was hurting so bad.
Normally I would stop and I would be okay, but
I wasn't okay. Was walking into store with what I
was wearing. So I went but like behind these apartments
and I took a vinty Starbucks cup and I took
a crap in the Starbucks cup, and I was a
I was a responsible pooper, and I get throwed away
in the big garbage bin. So yeah, that was stressful,

(27:19):
and it was hilarious to you because it was cold
outside and I just like stood it when I looked
back and there was just like steam coming off. So
you're already working at a coffee place, just have an
extra coffee cup in your car for the next time
that happened. And that to the true story. Oh my gosh,
that's a very helpful tip. I'll take a sleeve of
our cups, keep them in the carting mobile bathroom where

(27:40):
you need it. Well, thanks for telling us your dirty
little secret, the bank guy, what's your dirty little secret?
Did Jewel show on demand? Welcome to the i n N,
The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
The news for Thursday, September thirtieth, twenty twenty one. I'm
Jewel Fresh. And you thought that going to prison for

(28:01):
being involved in a worldwide organized crime ring meant you
were unhirable. Think again, someone who went to prison just
got a job and you guessed it. They're rich and white.
Tell you in just a second, But first let's meet
the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and Ashton Kutcher and Mila
Kunas are being called out for a laid back parenting
approach to something that's real dirty. Oh. I'm Brad Nolan
in Today's a big day for everyone or anyone who

(28:22):
was cool at all. Oh sweet, big day for all
of us. Here the jewelshit. Okay, more of those stories
than just a second before. He first story of the
day of the i N the adiant News Network where
aren't just they report the news. Laurie Laughlin right, caught
up in the college and Mission scandal. You'd think she
wouldn't be hirable after all of the bad press that
she got for that and then having to go to

(28:43):
prison for like I think forty five minutes, because you would,
and uh Nope. She's got a job on a new
TV show, so she's back working as an actor again.
Good work. What do they say? No bad there's no
such thing as bad press. That you're white, yeah and
rich even redemption. Get back to that Hallmark she Lorie,

(29:03):
that's my story. This is the I n N, the
idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
For the next story of the day, let's send it
over to Alex Frey. She's on location where I don't know,
the Kutcher's house. I don't know the Kutcher's house. That's
where Alex is on location. Alex, what's going on not
only Kucher's house, Melacunas Kutcher. They were on a podcasts
recently and they were talking about their bathing habits and

(29:26):
found out that they don't bathe that much. They're disgusting,
which is weird in my opinion. I mean, I like
to bathe. To me, I just like to bathe every day.
There are a lot of people who don't. This is fine. Yeah.
They also say they don't bathe their kids until they
actually see dirt on them. Yeah, it is a long time.
It is a long time. Emila said that she grew
up without hot water, so she rarely bathed, you know,

(29:48):
as a kid. Okay, and she she didn't bathe her
newborns either at all, like a lot, no, not a lot. Well,
but Ashton Kutcher says that he cleans his armpits and
his downtown daily but nothing else ever. Ever. But do
you think like he washes his hair has that kind
of glow and glow about him. He does. He's great.
So the shampoo kind of like goes down your body, right, Okay,

(30:09):
So yeah, sure you're gonna get enough soap like you know,
places in places from your armpits and stuff. Yeah, armpits
that you've seen his hair. He washes whatever the perfect
regiment is. That's what he needs to I think god wash. Yeah.
So he says that he cleans downtown every day, right,
which is needed. You needs to do that. Okay, Yeah,
Mila didn't say she did, so she's just breaking news

(30:32):
right here on the IANN the idiot news network where
adiants aren't just in the news, they report the news live, local,
late breaking. Mila Kunis doesn't clean down there. She didn't
say she did or not. So that's all I have
to get back to you here much. This is the
I hadn't in the hidiot News network, where idiots aren't
just in the news, they report the news. For next
story of the day, let's sending it on over to
brand Nolan, who's on location in your phone, in my

(30:56):
phone right in there, do you see me? Yeah, you're waving.
It is September thirtieth, and it's International Podcast Day. Oh nice.
It's an international celebration of the power of podcasts. It's
a great opportunity to connect with fellow podcasters, podcast listeners,
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(31:19):
podcave dot com, podca dot com. Don't about it. It's fine,
it's fine. But if you ever want to start a podcast,
hit up podcame dot com. Brother, don't you help you out? Awesome? Yes,
But also I really do want to commend you guys
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(31:42):
follow Up, Foam pranks, tons of great other content or
dual secrets, all of it. Like I've never seen a
show do it like this. I'm really proud of you guys.
Thank you, Thanks, and I just also want to congratulate
you guys. You're in the hundreds of thousands of downloads, yeah,
in on War of the Roses alone and in the
mill on the whole while, so congratulations on this International

(32:02):
podcast Day. Well, we want to start a podcast, like
a different kind of a podcast for the show too,
where it's not the stuff you would get on the air,
And we've been talking about that since before we even
started the show. So we'll probably get around to it's
sometime probably seven, I don't know. Yeah, at some point
if you'd like an uncensored version of The Jewil Show,
a whole new content, why don't you just why don't
you just email me directly and I'll get it to

(32:24):
you guys, and we'll figure out if there's if anybody
wants this, what would you want to hear from us
that isn't this or different than this or just this,
but like longer, let us know text in form one
to six one. I would love to do that. A
lot of fun. Happy International Podcast Day. That's all I got,
Thank you very much. About to lose a job, lady,
better get a podcast, which is fine because a lot
of people that lose a job start podcasts in any industry.

(32:45):
Have you noticed that it doesn't matter what it is.
They're just like, well, I got fired, I'm gonna start
a podcast. Ye lose yoe job. You about to lose
yo job, about to lose yo job. But that's okay
because you can just start a podcast. That was the
i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't
just in the news. In tomorrow same time for another

(33:07):
hard hitting report from the i n N. Remember you
can follow the show out the Jewel Show. You can
follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I
met that Dreas. I'm at brad nowan the Jewbil Show
on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame today Mornings on
that's Onwents. Hello, Hi, my name is Armando calling from cosmetics.

(33:28):
I was looking for lynn Is Shing. Hey, Lynn? How
are you good? How are you doing today? Armanda? I'm good.
You're feeling okay? Yes? Okay? Great? Yes, great great? Where
are you calling from? Again? Cosmetics? You ordered some makeup

(33:50):
from us on Amazon and we're reaching out to, you know,
customers who purchased our product to just say see how
some of our customers are doing and how everything's going.
And no color issues at all. Nothing's changed as far
as your eyelid color. My eyelid color. Yeah, what do

(34:14):
you mean? Just wondering if your eyelids are still you know,
the normal skin tone that you've had. It's all in
normal size. Why are you calling asking about I'm just
gonna come have to come right out and say it.
Um Our makeup is causing some severe side effects with people,
and one of those side effects is eyelid discoloration, and

(34:34):
your elelis will puff out about four inches from your
face and they will droop over your eyes and you
probably won't be able to see for every about a
week and a half. Oh oh my god, are you serious?
You know? But that goes away. That goes away if
it happens, and it's problem. How long have you had
the makeup? I've had the week makeup for like two weeks.
You'll probably start experiencing those symptoms next Tuesday, but you

(34:57):
know what, week and a half later, it goes away.
So okay, no, no, no, no, Armando, Armando, Yes, we
have a problem here. Did you sent me some toxic makeup?
I mean toxic' is a strong word. We are trying
to stare away from that acting with my eyelids still

(35:19):
look the same topic? Is the right word to you?
I do have to ask you a couple of other
questions real quick. So the eyelid thing hasn't happened, and
that is great. Hopefully next Tuesday comes and goes without
an issue. But do you, um, are you involved romantically
with anybody? Are you active, you know, in the bedroom
department with anybody? Yes? Yes, my boyfriend and I are

(35:42):
Why what else is going to happen? Um? Is he
experiencing any adverse side effects from No, he doesn't wear
the makeup and that that's a really weird question to ask,
is do I have to be worried about touching him
when I'm wearing the makeup? No, there's no need to

(36:02):
be worried. I just would go get tested. Just haven't
get what you need to get tested for, you know,
all the stuff that's out there, just you know, both
of you guys just might want to do that just
for fun, even just to be safe, you never know,
you know, fun, I guess Other than that, what do
you mean we have to get an STD test? What
the hell is in this makeup? Well, some of our

(36:22):
side effects, you know, are transmitted a lot of different ways,
so could have transmitted a side effect to him through
our makeup? Nothing really in there, I would say, makeup
shouldn't transmit anything. I need to tell me what the
hell going on right now? And the sweats you're having
they're not colored at all? No purple blue? Why the

(36:45):
hell would I be sweating colors? Like? Why do I
have to go tell my boyfriend that he has to
get an STD test? Like you. You call me up,
you tell me all these crazy side effects one I
want a reef on one too. All sales are final.
All sales are final. Though, that's the one thing I
would throw that makeup away on. Report you to Better

(37:07):
Business Bureau. I'm gonna tell you it's a prank phone call.
Then I'll just do that before you report it to
the Better Business Bureau. I'm sorry what I'll tell you
that this is actually Jewel from Jewel Show doing a
phone prank on you and your sister set you up.
She said that you bought a bunch of bakeup on
the line the other day and you didn't recognize the
company and she wanted to mess with you about it.

(37:31):
Oh my god, it's freaking out. Well, you might get
you know, you might want to go get tested still anyway,
just because of this phone call. Okay, Oh my god.
I hate wake up every morning with Jewils phone pranks
the Jewil Show on demand. It's time Floor of the
Roses only on the Jewbil Show. No, we got in
today for War the Roses to catch a cheater. I

(37:53):
had the subject line urgent I need your help. So well,
you opened it up, which is rare. Normally, we just
you know, put in another folder that says opened later,
but we actually opened it. And Christine is on the
phone for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.
Apparently she thinks her boyfriend of two and a half years, Stephen,
might be cheating on her all because of something that
happened yesterday. Christine, thank you for your email. Sucks that

(38:16):
you have to come on the show for this reason,
but tell us what's going on. You said that you
wanted to do this as soon as possible. Yes, because
I've had a feeling for a couple of months now
that there's something off. I've lived him. What is he
doing that makes anything that he's cheating. It's just he's
just been acting very weird, going to the gym a lot,
Like is that new? Yeah, before Cob he went a lot,

(38:38):
then he stopped, and now it just seems he's back again.
And it just seems really like an excuse to get
out of the house or get away from me. Doesn't
seem you know, it doesn't seem right. But you said
your email was urgent because of something that happened yesterday.
So what happened yesterday? Ah, Well, he went to the gym,
and I followed him, thing I never do, and I talked.

(39:02):
I talked, you know, a little bit away. He didn't
see me, and I seen him into the gym with
his bag, and he came out two minutes later without
the bag, and he hopped into a car and I
seen a female driving this car. Oh, so he went
into the gym, came back out without his gym bag,
got into a car driven by what looked like a female. Yes.

(39:26):
Why do you think he went into the gym and
then left? Well because I can check his location services
on my phone and it always says he's in the gym, okay,
And I seen him leave, So his bag is still
inside with the phone okay apparently, And that's a good
actually idea. So he wouldn't have to respond because he's
working out. Yeah, because a lot of people don't respond

(39:48):
they're working out. So did you check his location when
after he drove off with this mystery person. Yes, and
his location was still at the gym okay. So yeah,
he leaves his phone there and then he goes somewhere. Wow. Okay,
So then did you stay and wait? Yeah? I stayed
there and I waited and waited until he came back,
and I couldn't just seen the car drop him off,

(40:10):
and he went into the gym, got his bag and
came back out and I beat him home. Any chance,
it's a like a weird kind of personal trainer who
picks him up and takes him to a field somewhere
to work out. Definitely not I know something's going on. Yeah,
I mean it's pretty obvious he's lying to you about
being at the gym, and he's leaving his phone there,
so they have you checked his location. It looks like

(40:32):
he's at the gym. Good for you for following him
and trusting your gut on that, all right, So we
need to try to figure out and see if we
can catch him and figure out what he is actually doing.
Have you thought of a way that we could call
him that wouldn't be weird. Maybe you did call him
and say there's like a free couple of class at
the gym, or a free pass for it a friend

(40:54):
of his at the gym. He wouldn't think that's weird,
you know. I actually when I used to go to
the gym, they when they started like a new kickboxing class,
they were offering like free kickboxing classes or something like that.
Maybe that's good or and then they could offer to
him and then say that he can bring somebody. Do
you go? Do you do you go to the gym
with him at all? Uh? No? Okay, so nobody there

(41:15):
knows you or knows that you're together with him. Okay, okay.
So then you could also offer like a little care
package or something with like myths and sing and like
you know, gloves or whatever, right that he can send
to the person he wants to take hand rap. See
whose name he gives us to send them to, and
who he wants to take kickboxing. Maybe he says your
name or someone else's and then we figure it out name.

(41:39):
I mean, yeah, I would imagine you do. Also, though
we should still figure out what he's I mean, of course,
like he's like being shady though, definitely lying to you.
I hope he doesn't say your name so you can
find out who it is. Yeah, okay, yeah, no matter
what he's lying to you. He said he's going to
the gym. Yeah he's lying. He's being shady. He's leaving
his bag there, probably with his phone inside, so he

(42:00):
knows that you're checking his location. Yeah, okay, okay, Well,
we'll play a song and then come back and call
him and offer him passes to our new classes at
the gym and see if he wants to take you
or someone else. Okay, and see his name he gives us.
All right, we'll do it next. We'll play a song,
come back, and let's see if we can catch him
with your War of the Roses to catch Jeter right

(42:20):
after this. It's a jewel show the middle of War
of the Roses to catch a cheater if you're just
joining us. Christine is on the phone and she thinks
that her boyfriend of two and a half years named
Stephen might be cheating on her all because of something
that he did yesterday that she finally caught him doing.
And he's definitely up to no good, that is for sure. Absolutely.
She's had a weird feeling that he might be might

(42:41):
be seeing someone behind her back for a little while now,
and I guess he goes to the gym quite a bit,
but she's felt like it was an excuse. So Christine
actually followed him to the gym the other day. When
he got there, he walked in with his bag and
then came out a couple minutes later, no bag hopped
in a car that was being driven by what looked
like a female, and then you drove off for a
while and then came back, got his bag and went

(43:02):
back home. And she can check his location on her phone.
So when he was gone, she checked the location. It
said he was at the gym. So it looks like
he's been going to the gym, leaving his phone at
the gym, and then going somewhere else, and we're gonna
try to find out. Right now, we're gonna call him
from the gym and offer him a class, offer him,
I don't know, a month, ninety days worth the class.

(43:23):
I would you say, like a few free classes for
our new kickboxing class that we have for him and
a friend, and we'll offer to send some boxing gloves
and some raps to whoever he wants to take to
the class with some flowers and a note, and see
whose name he gives us to send them to. If
he gives us Christine's name, then still need to know

(43:44):
what he's doing and faking being at the gym. If
he gives us somebody else's name, then we know who
he's probably hanging out with, all right, We're about to
call him right now, Christine, anything else you want to
say before we Dallas phone him her? You know, let's
just catch okay, all right here, I'm gonna Dallas one
it right now. On. Hey, this is Dad calling from

(44:19):
I was looking for Stephen. This is Stephen. Hey, Bro,
how are you? Um? I'm good? How are you? What
is this about? Not bad dude? Hey? I don't want
to take too much your time. Um. We're calling our
members to let them know that we are doing a
whole like side of our gym, like kind of redoing it,

(44:39):
and it's going to be a new kickboxing area and
we're starting a kickboxing program. All we're doing is offering
you five free classes for you and a friend. If
you would like to take the classes, I can just
hook it up for you. It's completely free. We just
want you to try the new program m or a catcher.

(45:00):
Is it's really for free? Yes, it's one hundred percent free.
Where I'm just doing a new kickboxing program and we're
excited about it, and we're offering our members five free
classes for you and a guest. They don't even have
to be a member. And would you like me to
sign you up. It's it's gonna be a great program.
Um yeah, yeah, that would yeah, that would be great.
I'll at some point that free class. They're free, I'll

(45:20):
do the classes. Yeah. Also, like I said, you can
bring a friend. Um, they don't have to be a member.
It can be anybody. And whoever you bring, we will
send them a gift of some free boxing gloves, free
boxing raps, and like a really fancy little invite to
join you for working out there, and if it's like
a romantic interest, some flowers along with it. Sounds good.

(45:44):
That works for me, Okay, great? Uh do well? First
of all, let me make sure is this going to
be like a romantic interest type of situation. Um, yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna bring someone, but um okay, yeah, sweet, okay, cool.
I need the name first and last. And then also
if you want to put anything on a card to them,
because like I said, it's gonna like a fancy invite, Um,

(46:06):
you could send it to uh Brianna. Yeah, I can
definitely do that. And is there anything you want to
put on a card attached with it? Oh? You can
put actually put couples that box together, stay together. That's cute. Yeah,

(46:27):
a curio of your mind. Yeah, super cute. Um hello,
wait who's that? Oh? Oh well, maybe she's asked Christine. Yeah, Christine,
your girlfriend is on the phone. She might have questions
who Brianna is first? Before we get all that, Yeah, Stephen,
who's wait? Wait? Wait? What is this? Wait? Christine? What

(46:49):
do you what are you doing on the phone with?
What's going on? This is the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show. My name is Jewel Fresh, and my name
is Alex Fresh and your girlfriend's name is Christine and
she thought you might be seeing somebody else. And it
sounds like we what I'm on the radio right now?
Is that what you're worried about? Right now? Yeah? Do

(47:09):
I tell me? Um? Yeah no, yeah, Brianna is a friend,
she's part of mine. Hey Christine, why didn't you tell Stephen?
Why you think that? Or how you know that he's
cheating on you? Well? I followed you to the gym yesterday.
Oh yeah yeah, well he hung up already. Oh that

(47:36):
was fast. Thanks, they normally don't. I'm really sorry that
you got to find out like that, and I'm sorry
that he was cheating on you his bags now sorry,
all right, you have a better day. Yeah, thanks for
you too. Apparently this isn't the world Roads to Catch
Cheer has not done yet. What happened? I don't know.
Brad's back on the phone. No, I think she's gone. Obviously.

(47:57):
That dude hung up, and our executive producer Brad is
talking to my headphones right now and says that there's
somebody on the phone that wants to talk to us,
because I'll just take the phone call. Hey, Dwight, what's up? Man?
I want to do more than talk, though, I tell
you that. What do you mean? So the guy that
y'all just got off the phone with, huh, I need

(48:20):
his information. I need his number, you need his phone.
I want to do something else to him, But because
we're on the radio, I'm gonna just say I want
to talk to him. Why. What happened? To holler him? Why?
I'll be damned If the girl y'all talking about is
my sister? Are you sure Christine, the one that just
got cheated on? Uh? No, Brianna, man o my sister?

(48:45):
How are you sure? I know this my sister because
she's in the exact same situation. Man, So I need
his number. I want to holler at him. Oh no,
I know that's her, my sister. His name is Brianna,
and she's been talking to a guy and he's been
basically stringing her along because he has a girlfriend or

(49:07):
something that he's like, according to her, she's saying he's
going to break up with her to be with him.
And I'm like, why are you even doing this? Give
me his information because this some this some stupid stuff
right that he's doing and and she won't give it
to me. I noticed this, I noticed him. I mean,
I don't know if we can give out the phone number,
like legally I need some information man and address, a number,

(49:28):
email address. So we're not going to give you that. Okay,
So we have her last name, if you can tell
me what her last name is, and you're right, I'll
let you know if that is the Brianna we're talking
about Brianna and oh all right, so yeah, that's your sister,
and that's the dude that she's been hanging out with,

(49:48):
who has a girlfriend who I guess it's been stringing
her alone. Hey, we can't give out his information, though, However,
we gotta say something for me, do something for me.
I need I need something, I need that Jim that
he goes to ISM. It's good enough for me. I
appreciate it. And that'll keep y'all name out of what's
gonna happen. Yeah, thank you. The Jewels Shows were of

(50:12):
the roses. The Jewels Show on demand Jebils dirty Little Secret.
Have your dirty little secret text in four one oh
six one. If you have a dirty little secret, you
can tell us anything, literally, whatever you want, because nobody
will know who you are. Everybody's anonymous. We don't even
ask what your name is. Everybody who tells us a
dirty little secret gets a fake anonymous nickname. So I'll

(50:33):
say the name of something you might find in the refrigerator,
and then Alex, you'll say the name of something find
a refrigerator English seven, same thing, and that'll be the
name of the caller on the phone. Let's do it
on the phone right now. To tell us a dirty
little secret is soy sauce packet, honey mustard milk. What's up?
Soy sauce packet, honey mustard milk. How are you doing?
I'm doing good. How are you guys doing? Pretty good?
That flowed nicely, But once you guys struggled with the

(50:55):
name I was ready to go. Yeah, I had three
in my head. I want to say, catch up and
Mayonnaise starred. You have a dirty little secret? Huh Yeah
I do. Actually, Um, So, I know this's gonna sound crazy,
but I'm gonna catch a Lepricn tonight. What depends on
what you mean by that, if it sounds crazy or not.

(51:16):
I haven't heard enough to make a judgment call. No,
you know, like the little things, the little guys. Yeah,
so those are real. I've been hunting them for like
a while now, some before. No, I never caught any yet,
but tonight I'm going to be the next. It's yeah,
do you have any evidence for this Lepricn? I really

(51:39):
can't get into detail, but the one I'm gonna get tonight.
This dude has been like harassing me, has been harassing you. Yeah,
he's always messing with me and messing with whoever's at
my house. It's just like things are moved and like
he definitely is doing things and you're sure it's a leprin.

(52:00):
Have you seen it? I've seen him for like a
split second. I know he's there, and like night, I
got it. Good. Oh, what'd you use for the trap? Though,
because dude, I knew a person once who had the
same kind of issue. Really, yeah, so maybe I can
help you out a little bit with this. Yeah, see
what I mean, Like it's yeah, it's real. The trap.

(52:22):
It's hard to like explain it with the phone. It's
not like a mix of like a bear trap and
like also kind of like one of those old school
like you know, the thing falls a box drops, you know. Yeah,
do you know where he's living in your house? Or
is he coming into your house? She's not in the house,
he's around the house. So you know where you can

(52:45):
like you know, a guaranteed way to catch one or
to find one. Where's that at the end of a rainbow? Right? Yeah,
so all you have to do is just take your hose.
Oh this is a good idea, This might this might
actually work. I was actually thinking, like, how could you
when it's funny, take your hose, just spray it and
you know, into the light, because it'll make a rainbow
in the water, you know what I mean. When it

(53:06):
miss like that, you'll make a rainbow in the water.
You know. I I hear what you guys are saying,
But like that's kind of like an old wives tale,
Like that's actually not true. That's not how they actually
is what you're saying. They do that, they tell you.
They tell people that so that way you don't ever
really catch them wait at the end of a rainbow. Yeah,

(53:29):
so it's the government that says that they don't want
people to think that it's real. Oh wow, like I
do to cover up. Okay, good luck, dude. You know
I trust you too. If I believe in you that
you can catch a lepricon, I do too. And you know,
if they're not living at the end of rainbows, where
are they or are they just you know, like all

(53:51):
over they're all they're all over. Usually in the dark.
They're like cats, you know, they can they're like at night,
like time predator is. I just don't really do much
besides like mischief. You know, I just had a really
good idea. So my son, he's nine, he had this
book for a bit that says how you can catch
a lepricn. It's called how to Catch a lepricn. Oh.

(54:12):
I just thought of this incidence. Maybe you can borrow
that or you can buy it. I'll give you some tips. Yeah,
because people write books like that sometimes they are like you.
They write the book because people think it's made up,
but it's actually a real story. You know. It's like
hiding a secret message. Yeah yeah, that's actually I am
keeping track of my day to day, you know, Lepricn hunting.

(54:35):
I'm probably going to release a book one day. Oh well,
let us know when you do. Will definitely buy that book, man,
And good luck tonight catching that, Lepricn. I hope tonight's
to night. I hope so too. Guys, all right by
good luck? Bye? What's your dirty little secret? The Jibil
Show on demand? Where did I put that? Where did

(54:58):
I put that? Left pocket? What? My shirt pocket? Oh?
There it is? Oh yeah, I found it. Brit beat
him because he is just so stupid. He's not here.
English seven is not in studio. He left the studio
and disappeared, so we can only assume that he's in

(55:20):
the bathroom doing what he does best. Pop. Yes, it's
the only American game show with an English guy who's
taking a pooh. So that's me answering trivia questions with
a weird German dancy intro and on the phone to
play English even except English seven isn't here right now?
Is rob. Hey, how you doing? It'd be better if
we had the person who two load of STW for

(55:40):
thirty thirty three thirty seven. Okay, we're not going to
be able to make that delivery on time. We're doing this. Well,
I gotta make the delivery on I know you can.
I thought you were calling us out to make a
delivery for one thirty two twenty Oh no, not today.
You said that English was in the bathroom taking the dunk. Yeah,

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so who's gonna play him? Well, I don't know. I
was getting approval to go take a dump on the
side of the freeway. Oh my goodness, are you kidding me?
What is wrong with you? Guys? What is wrong with us? Wait? Wait? Wait,
wait wait wait? Okay, I I drive I drive it
a dump truck, so it's it's it's legal for me
to take a dump. Okay. Well I think that you
should played well. Okay, so I'll be English Evan, Okay,

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just channel your inner even Okay, Hello, I'm English Evan.
Come on, you're really good at it. I usually am,
but I'll try to get it together. I'll go in
the other room and you'll get asked the trivia questions
and then I'll come back in and I'll be English Evans,
so you'll still try to beat the Brit, but the
brit will be me today. Since Evan is not in studio,
you got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

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If you don't know one, just say passed, and you
have to beat English Evan out right to win. Okay,
I can. I can give it shot. Okay, So I'm
gonna go in. I'm gonna go in the other studio
and um alex. Yes, when you say here we go,
that's when the sound effect happens when you Okay, Okay,
I'm gonna go into the studio all right, Okay, yes
he's leaving now, good luck chap. Okay, we're doing like

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an edition theme now. So it's brand slogans. Okay, I
gotta do say here we go. I can't function without
those three words. Okay, here we go. So your time
starts now, Snap crack o pop cereal. When it rains,
it pours, and poor. When it rains, it poores. When

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it rains, pores. All for freedom, Freedom for all for freedom.
Oh that's a superhero. There's a superhero something. There are
some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's tragedy.
Can you hear me now? Good? Oh my goodness, come

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back too. I actually didn't hear your answer for number one,
so quickly say it. There was wrong. Okay, never mind,
that was zereo, snap crackpop, serial kill. Okay, all right, cool,
all right. So he's come back and he's about to
put his headphones back on. Hello, Hello, Nah? Are you ready?
All right? Well? English seven is in studio, his headphones on.
Are you ready to go? Yes? I am. There's nothing

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of English about that, Jerry. I've got my crumpets all
talked in my belly button and I'm ready to go. Okay,
here we go for real. Your time starts now, Snap
crackle pop, rice crisps. When it rains, it pours rains.
All for freedom, Freedom for all um the army. There

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are some things that money can't buy. For everything else,
there's toastitos. Can you can you hear me now? Good?
Verizon taste the feeling, taste of feeling black eyed peas
the only thing that can of mind the band. Wow,
they didn't sing taste of feeling, and that wasn't their tagline.

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I did really bad. I'm so sorry about worse. I
did work said, can you hear me? Now? I thought
you was talking to somebody. That's funny. I'm really just
upset that I can do an English accent anymore. And
then I was trying to listen to the questions also
be like, why can't you do an English accent anymore?
You should have looked up some before. Hello, La, So

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we're gonna send it over the scoreboard, Brad, no one,
it's me, all right, Rob? You got zero correct? All right?
I'm oh, jubil you got too correct? Well that's lovely. Yes,
we'll go over the answers. No idea i'd such a
do such a bang up job. Snap crackle pop is
rice Crispies. When it rains it pours is Morton Salt

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All for freedom, Freedom for all is Harley Davidson. Oh
there are some things that money can't buy. For everything else,
there's MasterCard. Can you hear me? Now? Good? It's Verizon
Taste the feeling? What is that? Cocacola? Not the Black
Eyed Peas? Definitely not their song. Was I got a feeling? Okay? Well,
I think technically beat you, You're still a winner. In
my book. I call it a mistrial. I think that's

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appropriate and for playing, I will send you some jewels,
show swags and hang on the line. I'll get TRUMPO.
Thanks for playing a nine day to twenty year old
and I lost my day today. If you see English Evan,
let him know. We play every single Tuesday and Thursday
at this time. You should be in the studio when
we do it, and so tune in next time when

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we beat show on demand.