The best game ever! YOU vs VICTORIA!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what, I realized volcano that's destroying our ability
to travel through Europe by playing I don't even.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Know your name.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
This ef yr cool glacier.

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Aa fly uh yah kerr.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Laja total glacier does it sounds like a Beetle record
going backwards.

Speaker 6 (00:22):
Kodle, like you chuck the alphabet, threw it up in
the air and let the letters land where they were.

Speaker 5 (00:28):
It's a montage of reporters not being able to pronounce
a volcano in Iceland from a while ago. It's still hilarious.
It's the Jubile Show, and everybody has at least one
common word that they try to avoid because you know
you're gonna have trouble pronouncing it. You'll literally be in
the middle of a conversation, you know the words coming up,
You see it a few words away, and you're like,
there's a speed bump coming. Let me think of another word.

(00:51):
Sometimes you find it, sometimes you don't, and then you
mispronounce the word that you knew you were going to mispronounce.
And people on social media are talking about everyday words
that they know that they're going to stumble over. What
are yours? Call us up? Eight eight eight three four
three one O six one text in four to one
O six one. Here are some of the highlights from
what people on social media media are saying. Try saying media.

(01:12):
Brewery okay, okay, brewery is a hard one. Brewery is
a word where they I mean it is kind of
for me, for I think I slur that a lot,
so then people probably think that I'm drunk talking about
a brewery. Okay, Yeah, drink marl Borough or marl Borough

(01:32):
the cigarettes marl Borough. Wait, is it l e or
like a oh? At the end of it m A
R l B o R o oh how do you Borough?
And then the L goes away?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Because I basically was going to stay at the beginning
of this, I don't have this problem, but now I'm
a little confused.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Nob L is still there. It's Marlborough. Marlborough. Yep, Marlborough.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
I thought it was Marborough, but it's cool Marborough.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Now it just sounds weird no matter how you say.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
It, you say a word too many times, like I
don't know what the word is anymore.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
We're talking about how people on social media it's going viral,
a trend of people talking about common words that they
know that they're going to mispronounce this one is a
super common one. Worse to shear sauce.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
I hate that.

Speaker 5 (02:15):
Yeah, I'm going to do it. Don't say it sauce.
I think I've been in that situation before where I've
had anxiety about the word wors shre worster shear sauce
coming up. And so I've just been you know, the
sauce that they put, you know, like in England on
fish and chips a lot.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's actually really good. But is it worse to Shure
or worst to Shire? I think it's worse to Sure. Sure, Yeah,
I think most Shires are Sure. Okay, Yeah, I don't know.
I think my grandma used to call it shire Worcestershire.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Another common word that people mispronounce hamster. What actually, I
just mispronounced it. It's not hamster, It's hamster, Yeah, like
a ham and stir And I've been mispronouncing that my
whole life. Hamps there's no pe in hamster. I didn't
know that.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
You know, it's a little ham time will hampster. My
niece just got one for her birthday.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
That makes hamster so much cuter because the little hamster,
little handy I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
I didn't know just now that there's no PM there. Yeah,
I didn't know that. I was pronouncing that my whole
life either.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh, welcome to English one O one, Hey Joe.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, what's going on?

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Man?

Speaker 5 (03:22):
How are you?

Speaker 8 (03:23):
I'm doing good. I'm doing good. I got a couple
girl I was going out with.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I had to break up with her.

Speaker 9 (03:29):
It was bad enough.

Speaker 8 (03:30):
We were having dinner sometime in November last year, and
she said that her New Year's revolution is.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
Going to be She said what her New Year's was.

Speaker 8 (03:41):
She was going to try to read twelve books for months.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
New Year's revolution. That's a big revolution ast her pastelf.

Speaker 8 (03:52):
You know, it was great that she wanted to read
more books because eventually she would probably figure it out
if we come up.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Did she mispronounce a lot of things like that?

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, there was another one.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
She said, this was the last draw from me, and
I let it go for a while, but she used
it so often I had to say something and we
had to fight instead of copycat to do the same
coffee cat my coffee cat after her, because you don't
want to be condescending, right, No, I pointed it out
and then I googled it and showed her and she

(04:26):
got so angry and I turned into a big fight and.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
That was it.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, that's the tough part being with somebody, if you're
if you're dating somebody and they mispronounce a lot of words.
I've been in this situation, and you want to correct
the language because you know, I don't think they want
to be mispronouncing. Let's say espresso. That's a common one.
That's on the list too of what people are saying.
Is a common word and people mispronounce it. Yes, Victoria
is looking up at her brain right now, Victoria, how

(04:54):
do you say that word?

Speaker 3 (04:55):
You say coffee cat in your head right now? No,
I say copycat, Thank you very much for copying me.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Do you say the word you said? Espresso?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
X right, But a lot of people say expresso.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Where'd you get the X from?

Speaker 5 (05:07):
That's what I wonder. You can just pull letters out
of anywhere and put him into a word. Sometime some
people think they can, Victoria. I used to be with
somebody that said expresso all the time. Yeah, and I
would be like, it's is espresso? Like I'm just trying
to help out, you know. But then they would get people.
They would get mad at me though. I just didn't

(05:28):
think you wanted to say expresso. But okay, that's a babe. Listen,
don't say expresso, especially in public. But do you think that.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
They do it on purpose, because you know, like with
the word pumpkin, I understand that it's pumpkin, but I
like to say punkin because it's way cuter, so I
don't need to be corrected.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
You don't know that's different because it's obvious that you're
doing that because you like to say punkin because it's
so cute. You're a punkinhead girl. Victoria is still watching
your brain out of there, just pulling. Does that of anywhere?

Speaker 10 (06:00):
Now?

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Realtor is another common word that people mispronounce. That one
I don't know how to pronounce because you listened to
commercials for realty companies, real estate companies, whatever it's supposed
to be, and they a lot of them. There's one
that I don't know what it is, but they stressed
the O R on it big time real So like,
is that the way to say it? Or they just

(06:22):
want to be important?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I used to say realtor, but I guess that's not correct.
It's not no, you threw an extra.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Sure did computer realtor? Hey Jordan, Yeah, how are you?

Speaker 4 (06:35):
I'm good you.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Have I'm a little angry on.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Your ex husband used to pronounce something.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Is that what?

Speaker 9 (06:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (06:41):
No, he used to He used to pronounce salmon like
salmon and I used like, we used to argue about
it all the time. I'm like, that's not even how
you say it.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
No, he hard held the salmon and I just said
salmon on accident. I didn't even mean to do that
on purpose, not correct. That's the weird thing is he
would argue about you would argue.

Speaker 11 (07:06):
That, yeah, And it used to just get on my
nerves so bad, and like, can we just not talk
about it?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's the funny part is there's a whole group of
people that really believe that Solomon is correct.

Speaker 11 (07:19):
Wait it's not.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Oh yeah, girl, it's gonna be okay.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Another person on this trend of people talking about common
things that they mispronounced said that for some reason, they
really have to focus super hard whenever they have to
say rear wheel drive. Wait, what, what's a talk twister?
I could see that wheel drive? What's a rear wheel drive?
Very worldwide try saying of Victoria rear rear wheel drive.

(07:51):
You have rear wheel drive, rear willed real freak. There's
some letters in DIF from anywhere on Victoria. No, I
just can't see it.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Rear wheel drive.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, and that's how you should say it in every
conversation whenever it comes up. So anyway, I was in
my car and it's a rear wheel.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Drive.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Hello, Jessica him. My name is Pete Eakins. I'm the
assistant to the president of the Homewaners Association here at
community and I needed to speak with you about something.

Speaker 9 (08:35):
Hi, Pete, Yeah, what what's that?

Speaker 5 (08:38):
Well, cat's out of the bag. Let's just get it,
get it out of the way. The cat is out
of the bag.

Speaker 10 (08:46):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I'm talking about something that you have planned coming up
for the holidays just a few weeks.

Speaker 9 (08:53):
I mean I'm having a little get.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Together, A little get together, Okay, Yes, that's why I'm calling.
Word on the street and around town is that you
are planning on throwing a Halloween extravaganza at your house.

Speaker 9 (09:09):
I mean, I wouldn't call that. It's a good couple.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Friends, Okay, so you're not denying that. No, okay, So
here's an interesting question. As the assistant to the president
of the homeowners association here, I was going through your
file and I did not see a request for a party.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
I'm pretty sure that's not a thing.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
I'm pretty sure it is a thing. And I'm also
pretty sure that I don't see an approval here or
a request to have a Halloween party or any holiday
party from you at your residence.

Speaker 9 (09:44):
So what are you talking about. There is not necessary
to send a request to have a Halloween parties at
my house and my property.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Okay. Well, you know, with the homeowners Association take our
job very seriously because we like to keep our neighborhood
a nice place to live with not a lot of
riff raft coming in and out and not a lot
of parties.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
I keep to myself, I know the noise ordinance time.
My friends are all super cool, they're super chill. All
we want to do is get dressed up and have
a good time. I have been planning this for a year.
It's like my favorite time of a year.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
M M okay, oh my god, that please doing I'm
not sure.

Speaker 9 (10:32):
Making those sounds like I know you're here. You don't not.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Oh my god, I'm so confused me What can I
do for you?

Speaker 10 (10:39):
What can I say?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Well, you can call your friends and tell them the
invite is off and the party's been canceled. That would
be great, Thank you so much.

Speaker 9 (10:46):
No, I'm not canceling my party.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Okay, well I don't. You obviously did not read the
rules when you moved into our community. You've lived here
for a while now, I'm surprised that you didn't know.
So yes, you will need to cancel your party, and
I would urge you to be respectful and don't try
to get one over on us here at the home
Owners Association because I can tell you I'm paying attention now.
And if there is a Halloween.

Speaker 9 (11:04):
Party, take out my house. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Are you going to speak out my house? Because I'm
going to call the police if you do, because that's
totally inappropriate.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Okay, who do you think the police would believe one
of the residents in our community or the assistant to
the president of the Homeowners Association.

Speaker 9 (11:24):
You're not even a thing.

Speaker 12 (11:26):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (11:27):
The no, I'm sorry, until you get the president of
h A on the phone.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I am not her party, all right, So real quick,
can I tell you a story? Just real quick? Okay,
So there was a resident who lived here just two
years ago, and they also they also, excuse me, the
humming while I'm speaking is very distracting. Oh I'm sorry
you yes, it is a little bit. I'm so sorry.

(11:53):
If I can just get through my sentence anyway.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
There was.

Speaker 13 (11:57):
Live here.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
It's just okay, okay, I'm going to have to ask
you to stop doing that. Please. It's very distracted doing
what what the mm mean thing while I'm speaking. It's
very distract I'm doing that.

Speaker 9 (12:09):
To me the whole time. I have not been able
to get.

Speaker 14 (12:11):
A word out.

Speaker 9 (12:12):
Oh my god, why am I still even talking to
Do you know what I'm going to do? You know,
I don't even remember your name. I Am going to
hang up right now and get the president on the
phone and speak to them.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
Okay, you're going to call the president of the United
States of America.

Speaker 9 (12:27):
Oh my god? What No, absolutely not the president of
the HLA.

Speaker 13 (12:32):
Who are you?

Speaker 9 (12:33):
I'm done with this conversation right now.

Speaker 10 (12:35):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Well, you know that this is actually Dubi from Jubil
Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband.
Chris set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 13 (12:43):
Oh my god, he said, Oh.

Speaker 10 (12:47):
My god, he said that you.

Speaker 9 (12:49):
Planning this party all year longest my favorite holiday. I've
been looking so forward to dressing up though, isn't it?
Do you want to come.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone braks? We say
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Time for what's trending with Nina.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Look aet you not even wind it, just ran back
from the bathroom, doesn't even skip a beat before we
get into what's trending. I do want to let you
know that we have tickets to see Pink. We're giving
those away in the eight o'clock hour because we're playing
a little fun game. So if you think you're smarter
than Victoria, oh.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
I forgot about the game, and you want to.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Win those tickets, make sure you're here right after eight
o'clock because we're gonna play. So at nighttime, do you
give your brain a job?

Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah? Daydream at nighttime. That is what Victoria gives for brain.
I give my brain. I don't know what you mean
by I giving your brain a job. I think I
give my brain a job. I do if I'm trying
to learn something, like I'd say I'm learning music right now,
so piano before I go to bed, I will spend

(13:55):
five minutes practicing so that my brain can work on
it while I sleep.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
Genius. And that's exactly what an overnight job is really. Yes,
so experts are now saying, and this is why it's
trending is because instead of looking at your phone before
you go to sleep, or reading something or being distracted
by a photo, you think about a problem that you
have that you're trying to solve for a few minutes
before you go to sleep, so your subconscious can get
in there and solve the problem.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
Yeah, that's why I do the piano stuff right now,
is because I want my subconscious to work on the
keys or whatever. Yeah, and it's cool because it really works.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
And honestly, this is how I finalized my formula for
my skincare brand is because I was so stressed out
and then one night I woke up in the morning
I was like.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
I got it. Yeah, and that was that.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
So overnight jobs are legit and can change your life.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
Is there any correlation to how you sleep with that?

Speaker 3 (14:38):
It doesn't say that, It just says to think, because
there are nights where I will be thinking about some
pilot stuff and then I will like watch a video
or whatever, and I'll fall asleep to like, what all of.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
You in this room would be a terribly boring video.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
I fall asleep to that video, and then when I
wake up the next day, I feel like I feel
like I did something.

Speaker 5 (14:55):
Yeah, when I learned something, Yeah, I do. It's the
same with creativity.

Speaker 10 (15:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
So when I write comedy and stuff. And so I
was having a conversation with the comic the other day
who was really stressed out about a joke, and I
was like, dude, what you need to do is stop
thinking about it. Yeah at the friend of Rain, But
before you go to bed, just read what you want
to write and it'll sink in overnight in your subconscious. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I thought this was the ultimate life hack. So overnight
jobs are trending and you should try it.

Speaker 5 (15:23):
That's what's It also means you can take a bunch
of napster in the day at work. Sorry, boss, I
just need my mind to work on this problem a
little bit in my subconscious. So I'm going to be
sleeping for about an hour and a half so I
legit do that though.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
When I disappear, you know I'm downstairs sleeping in my car. Right,
Oh yeah I am. That's why you come back here
and solve the problems.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
So much energy and ready to go, It's time to
catch a cheater. Only on the Tubile Show, Harissa is
on the phone today for to catch a cheater and
she thinks that her husband Lenny of five years, might
be cheating on hers. So let's see if we can
help her outm Ris, So, what's going on? Why do
you think Lenne's cheating?

Speaker 15 (16:02):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Well, the thing is, there's just
never been any real problems in our relationship. He's always
been really loyal and supportive. So I've cut this pit
in my stomach and it's just just terrifying me. So
I was getting ready for work and I was looking

(16:24):
for my watch, and I was going through all the
dresser drawers looking for it and looking and I found
some blue pills under my husband sucks. Okay, it was
a new pack and there was one missing.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Are those the only kind of pills that could be blue?

Speaker 10 (16:42):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Right?

Speaker 12 (16:44):
They were those?

Speaker 15 (16:45):
And I don't recall, you know, having any fun together
with him when he took up blue pill or even
having blue pills.

Speaker 12 (16:53):
So I just don't know who he's having fun with.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Have you all been intimate like recently?

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Maybe he took it with out your knowledge?

Speaker 15 (17:02):
Not Well, it's been a really busy week, so no,
like for a week. I mean, we have date nights
every Thursday, and and you know we we were intimate
last Thursday.

Speaker 12 (17:16):
That's right, yeah, last Thursday. And you're enjoying each other.
So you know, why why this? So you know, I
asked him about the pills and he he said that
his friend gave it to him with one already missing,
and he never touched them, he said, and he just
stuck them in the drawer.

Speaker 15 (17:33):
And I really really want to believe him, but you know,
now that thought is in my mind and I just
I just don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I gotta know for sure, is he doing anything else?
I mean, the blue pills is definitely learning and that
would send me into a spiral too. But I'm just
wondering if you happen to notice anything else that maybe
a little off.

Speaker 15 (17:56):
No, No, I haven't, but you know, I don't know.
I just I can't get it out of my head.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
So he's never used those pills with you before, like ever,
like years ago?

Speaker 12 (18:07):
No, no, does he okay, And it's something we would.

Speaker 15 (18:10):
Have talked about. And it's just with such a shock
to find them and to find one missing, like this
is something we would have definitely talked about. And I
just I just feel like there's something going on and
I can't. I just can't. I can't sleep, I can't.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
So the last time you guys were together, did he
have problems in that department?

Speaker 16 (18:31):
No?

Speaker 12 (18:32):
No, everything was fine, and everything's always been fine. You know.
I just don't know why he felt like he would
need a blue pill.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
Don't people take those two for like, I mean, some
people need them, but then other's some don't. They just
take them kind of recreationally for like a little attat.

Speaker 5 (18:51):
I mean, I think it's only when you're doing that
stuff though.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Well, right, but like you can still perform without.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
It, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, that's just
like an extra, can it's an extra?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (19:03):
But yes, doing that, Yes, I don't know the perform
performance enhancing drug.

Speaker 12 (19:07):
Yeah, so yeah it is that. But oh my gosh,
I just need your help.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Okay, Well, we will try to help you out. I'm
sorry in this situation, but hopefully it's there's some sort
of good explanation. You know, well, you already told us
what grocery store he's a rewards card member at. So
we'll do the usual, and we'll call up and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
who gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and

(19:36):
we'll see if he sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, okay, we'll play a song come
back and get your to catch a Cheater next, it's
time to catch a Cheater. On the Tubile Show. Today's
to Catch a Cheater. Marissa is on the phone and
she thinks that her husband, Lenny of five years, might
be cheating. We're about to call him and pretend to

(19:56):
be from the grocery store that their rewards card members
at and say that every single month, we choose one
Rewards card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, to see if he sends those
to his wife, Marissa or to somebody else. But before
we do that, Marisa, why don't you kind of catch
everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 12 (20:13):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 15 (20:15):
I was looking for my watch and I was, you know,
taking your doors trying to find it, and I found
some of the little blue pills under his socks in
the bedroom and there was one missing, and we never
talked about it or anything, and I just really think
he's cheating.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Yeah, hopefullase not? Are you ready for us to call him? Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Hello.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Hi, is this Lenny, a rewards card member at.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Speaking Lenny?

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Please do not hang up. This is not a marketing
phone call. I'm actually just calling to tell you congratulations.
You're this month's big winner. Thank you very much for
shopping with us.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
That's awesome, what a die win.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card one of
our rewards members, totally random, who gets free flowers delivered
anywhere they want to anybody they want from our floral department.
We do deliver now kind of way to get the
word out and also always say thank you to you
for being such a valued customer. You just won thirty
six longstin red roses, a box of chocolates and a
car to be delivered anywhere that you want to anybody

(21:23):
that you want. It's eight three hundred and twelve dollars value. Actually,
so congratulations wow really yeah, just our way of saying
thank you very much for shopping.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
So here's how it works. If you know the person
you want to send them to, I can get that
information in just a matter of minute's over the phone.
I can take it down right now. I can set
up a time to call you back.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
No, you can send it to Marisa.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Marissa, okay, and Marissa, and is there our last name
on that?

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Just put like Marisa my wife. Be from your husky band?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
Okay? Eight from your what?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Husky band? I'm a I'm a bit bigger of a guy.
So she called me her husky band.

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Oh that's cute. Okay, all right, from the husky band?

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Okay, but I love you on there?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
So okay, how long you have been together? Just amount
of curiosity? I love love?

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Uh just a little over five years.

Speaker 5 (22:20):
Now, coming up on that seven year itch? Uh? What
so you know the seven year itch for me? It
happened in three years?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
What?

Speaker 7 (22:33):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (22:33):
You know.

Speaker 5 (22:33):
It's where you've been with someone for a while and
you start looking around others, you.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Know, and you m not feeling that yet. But has
it been seven years?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Yeah? You never never think about you know. I'm sorry
if this is just a little too personal, but you
know I'm going through some stuff. You ever think about
stepping outside of the marriaginal.

Speaker 10 (22:52):
What?

Speaker 4 (22:52):
No? What?

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Yeah? Like I said, I'd just say, I'm asking for
my own personal reasons here, just wondering if you ever
just guy a guy?

Speaker 4 (23:02):
If I'm good?

Speaker 5 (23:04):
All right, Well then I have to tell you that
this is not the grocery store at all. My name
is Jubel and house the radio show it's called The
Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Hi, I'm Nina, also from the Jubil Show.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Hi, I'm Victoria. Yeah, hells, your wife Marissa is actually
on the phone.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Hi Seedy, Oh my god, what's happening.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Well, we do a segment on the show where if
you think somebody might be being unfaithful, we see if
they are based on who they send flowers to. So
your wife thought you might be cheating on her and
wanted to see if you would send the flowers to.

Speaker 12 (23:41):
Yeah, I'm just faithful.

Speaker 15 (23:45):
Well, you know, I'm almost blue Hills in your stock store,
and I just couldn't get out on my head and I.

Speaker 10 (23:51):
Just had.

Speaker 14 (23:53):
They've I told you those were Brian, like when we
have I ever need those blue pills? I mean, come
on you, but you said they were for a friend.

Speaker 12 (24:07):
You didn't say it they were Brian. Why why Brian?

Speaker 9 (24:11):
Why do why do you have Brian's pill?

Speaker 12 (24:15):
Sweetie?

Speaker 17 (24:17):
I mean, I really don't want to discuss this on
the radio, but you know, since it's here now, uh,
you know, Brian has been having some troubles at home
and I've kind of been covering for him because you know,
Brian and I have been friends since high school.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
He's my best friend. I'll do anything for him. But
you know he has been cheating on Jen.

Speaker 15 (24:44):
So, oh my gosh, you know that's what I've been
getting the vibe from my thought it was you.

Speaker 12 (24:51):
I mean, I'm, I am so many mixed feelings like.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I'm I.

Speaker 17 (24:57):
Did not mean to, like, you know, try and hide
anything from you or anything like this. I was literally
just covering from Brian.

Speaker 5 (25:04):
And.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
It likes me who were thinking I was cheating on
you. You know that's not true. I love you so much.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
I'm sweetie, thank you. I love you too. I love
you too, But oh my gosh, that explains that weird
vibe I was getting because oh my gosh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 17 (25:27):
I mean, I'm sorry about answering your question all weird.
It's just I feel uncomfortable about this whole situation, so
I just don't don't know what to do.

Speaker 12 (25:37):
Well, and yeah, you're ques caught in the middle.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
Yeah yeah, should we call it Jen?

Speaker 10 (25:44):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Please?

Speaker 12 (25:45):
I don't know. I think I think Brian's going to
have to talk to Jen.

Speaker 15 (25:48):
But I'm sorry that you're having discovered from sweet I
know that must be really, really hard.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
Well, I didn't want this on you either.

Speaker 17 (25:56):
I don't like, you know, worrying about Jen and Ryan,
So I was trying to keep it from the d
L for you really, because I know you know how
much you like Jen.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
Then this is going to bother you.

Speaker 15 (26:10):
So yeah, yeah, oh man, I'm just I'm so grateful
that you're honest, and I'm so thrilled that you wanted to.

Speaker 12 (26:19):
Send the flowers to me. Thank you so much, Sweetie.
I love you. I'm relieved.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Are we still getting flowers?

Speaker 11 (26:28):
No?

Speaker 5 (26:29):
But you have your buddies blue pills. You're good, enjoy
those once again.

Speaker 10 (26:41):
I do not need, I mean.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
The jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 18 (26:52):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational fought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it.

Speaker 5 (27:13):
It's for another exciting round of what You Versus Victoria,
where you get to go ahead to head with our
very own Victoria Ramirez and compete for the title of
Trivia Champion of the Universe and also tickets to Sea Pink.
Will one of our listeners be able to out with
Victoria today? Or will be Victor? Or will Victoria be victorious?

(27:37):
You're there and finally be able to buy that Barbie
dreamhouse she's always wanted.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
It's more like it's Joe bro dreamhouse.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
You get to work in progress. You never know what's
going to happen when it's you versus Victoria. So let's
meet today's contestant. Originally from Sausagetown, Kentucky. As a child,
she grew up on the premiere sausage farm in the country.
Knows a lot about sausage, She likes to hike, and

(28:06):
she just published her first novel called The sausage farmer's daughter.
Let's give it up for Miranda. Miranda, how are you
doing well? It's an honor to speak to a sausage
farmer's daughter and the heir to the most premier sausage
farm in all the country. And it's Sausage Royalty. Yeah,
it was Sausage Royalty. Are you how you felt about

(28:30):
being going versus Victoria today? You think you can beat her?

Speaker 9 (28:33):
I hope, So I'm gonna try.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
That's a nice answer. Okay, we're gonna send Victoria out
of the studio. Oh I forgot. Actually yeah, I was
kind of killing the time because I'm like, what is
Victoria doing right now? She's like playing with the court on. Yeah.
What's funny about this game is Victoria wins nothing. She's
just in your way. So let's go yeap, pink pink
tickets on the line. Victoria is closing the door. She

(28:57):
was saying something on her way. I have no idea
what it is, but okay, pink tickets online. Miranda. The
game is played like this. You got thirty seconds answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass and you have to beat Victoria outright
to win. Okay, Okay, here we go, Miranda. Your time
starts now.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
In the comic book Company DC. What does the DC
stand for?

Speaker 14 (29:24):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (29:24):
My God?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
On every continent there's a city named what?

Speaker 9 (29:32):
Oh God?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Which name are the Sandwich Islands but are known as?

Speaker 9 (29:39):
And which islands are Canaan.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Area fifty one is located in Which US state?

Speaker 9 (29:46):
Nevada?

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Which American president appears on a one dollar bill?

Speaker 5 (29:50):
You can you can still get that answer in Miranda Washington. Okay,
we're gonna bring Victoria back into the studio. Good job, Branda,
tough start, but I think you finished off strong. She
never pays attention. Victoria never pays attention.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Don't look everywhere except through that window next time.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
You really can't. Every time we play this game, Miranda
and anybody listening to it. Right now, we send Victoria
out of the studio and there's a sliver of a
window that she has to look through, and she looks
through it until the exact moment that we need her
to come in, and then she starts looking at something else.

Speaker 10 (30:30):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Let's all go outside and look at her, all right, Miranda,
Before we have Victoria try to answer her questions, what
is something that we actually should know about you? I
don't know if you really are a sausage farmer's daughter,
but what's something that you would like the world to
know about you? Miranda?

Speaker 9 (30:47):
I work at a floral apartment in Faithway doing the
flowers fun.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
That's a dope job. I was reading this blog on
rare flowers the other day for way too long.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
We believe.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, yeah, you.

Speaker 9 (31:02):
Also, you should also know that Pink is my mom's
favorite artist, so you should maybe go a little easy
on me.

Speaker 19 (31:08):
I feel like that won't be hard if I'm being
on in not working the best.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
Okay, here we go, Victoria. Are you ready?

Speaker 10 (31:16):
Yes? All right?

Speaker 5 (31:16):
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass. Not a
lot of time, Victoria, your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
In the comic book company DC, what does the DC
stand for?

Speaker 12 (31:31):
Pass?

Speaker 3 (31:31):
On every continent, there's a city named what Texas? Which
name are the Sandwich Islands better known as Ham and
Cheese Area fifty one is located in which US state
New Mexico? Which American president appears on a one dollar bill?

Speaker 20 (31:48):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Ah ah, oh Washington.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
What geometric shape is generally used for stop signs.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
You guys talked to go. I don't like speaking of
the octagon.

Speaker 10 (32:01):
That was.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
A death match of cavy. All right, let's go Randa.
You didn't realize you stepped into the octagon with someone
who came up with the Yeah, Ham and Cheese Islands.
We'll find out in just a second, Victoria, and we
go over the answers. I do know that I want
to if there we were called the Ham and Cheese Islands,
more people would travel there. All right, let's go over

(32:23):
the answers and send it over to Nina.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Okay, So DC stands for wait.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
We got to get the score first to you. Let's
get the score first. Let's see that actually bred as
a score. The Sausage Princess got two correct. Congratulations, that's
very good. These were very hard.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
And Victoria got too correct as well.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Oh the Ham and Cheese one. No, it was not Victoria.
You have to be Victoria outright to win. Except Miranda.
I'm gonna go ahead and count that your mom's favorite
artist is Pink as an answer, So congratulations, Branda, we're
able to Victoria today.

Speaker 21 (33:02):
You carrious.

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah, this music, though I don't know how Victoria lost
that battle, so yeah, well a little bit. I'm not
gonna lie. I had hope in that one answer.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
In the comic book company d C. D C stands
for Detective Comics. On every continent, there's a city named Rome.
The Sandwich Islands are better known as Hawaii. Area fifty
one is located in Nevada. Wait, what would you say?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, I'm watching that right now too.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Actually, by the way, George Washington is on the dollar
bill and the stop signs are an octagon.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
That's what I said. Yeah, you got got too correct right.
You shouldn't know. I didn't.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
Continent.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
You even got a wrong answer to how many you
got right about that? This is also a state, though
not Miranda. Congratulations you and your going to pink.

Speaker 21 (34:01):
Oh my god, Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
And tune in next time for another exciting round of
you versus Victoria. What's Trending with Nina? Oh, also your
chance at a four pack of tickets to see Hits
one of six point one's private screening of Taylor Swift's
Eras Tour movie coming up after What's Trending.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Hosted by Victoria.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
I'm excited, please coming out with me?

Speaker 3 (34:26):
Okay, so before you win that you have to hear
this because I know your whole life you've been told
that college is good for you. But no, college is
not just good for your future. According to a new study,
college is good for you and your life as a person.
It's going to help you live longer. And as I
was ready, I don't know. I just was wondering which
colleges actually did this survey to try to get this right.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
You college, They're like, nobody's going to college anymore because
everybody just wants to be an influencer on social media.

Speaker 3 (34:56):
So they're saying that if you have a bachelor's degree,
on average, you're going to live about eight years longer
than people who didn't go to college.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
You have to to pay off the loans, let's get
right and the gap they make sure you stay alive.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Can you get better healthcare go to college? Yeah, like,
wait a second, one of our former students their their
life is in danger. Let's get to the hospital and
make sure that they do everything possible to keep them
alive so we get our money.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
Yeah, so messed up, but that is what's trending all
right right now?

Speaker 5 (35:27):
Call her fourteen eight eight eight three four three, one
oh six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. You've got a four packet tickets to
Hits one of six six point one's private screening of
Taylor Swift's Eras Tour concert film. We do call her?
Thirteen said fourteen because thirteen's favorite number.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Where's the energy?

Speaker 5 (35:42):
Thirteen? Fourteen, thirteen and fourteen? Way two pairs?

Speaker 10 (35:46):
Why not? Sure?

Speaker 16 (35:47):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (35:47):
Two four packs? Wow? There you go? Call her thirteen
and fourteen eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Your chance to go hang out with Victoria
at Hits one of six point one's private screening of
the Taylor Swift Aras concert. Honey, you're a prize for
the first time? Are you one of those people? I
feel like Victoria might be a person who talks through

(36:08):
the whole movie though, Oh yeah, and they're giving her
a microphone.

Speaker 19 (36:11):
Okay, first off, No, when I'm in a movie with you,
I like to watch it. Don't talk to me. Just
give me my popcorn. Let me watch, sit and watch
because I get so into it. Okay, but this is
a concert.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
Movie, so what are you supposed to do? You act
like you're at the concert.

Speaker 12 (36:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 19 (36:25):
I want to sing, but if no one's singing around me,
then I won't like I'll be respectful.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
But if people are singing around me, then I want
to be able to sing as well. I hope they.
I hope you have your microphone on you the whole time,
because I don't think you would talk. I don't think
you would talk to people during the movie and be
loud during the movie, but I do think it'd be
hilarious to hear it's just somebody on a microphone going,
why got this stupid bag open? Gummy bears? They can't
get this stupid bag, or just crunching from your popcorn.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Probably shouldn't be eating popcorn, noll because remember, it makes
you bloated.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
Yeah, but it tastes really good.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
And movie.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
The First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury
Attorneys online at Advocateslaw dot com.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
Kent is on the phone today for your First Date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Jessica.
So let's see if we can help him out.

Speaker 10 (37:18):
Kent.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Before we get into your date and stuff, how long
has it been since you heard from Jessica.

Speaker 10 (37:22):
It's been not nine days.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
Not counting. Okay, why don't you tell us about the date?
What happened?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
How to go?

Speaker 20 (37:31):
I mean, well, I mean I guess we kind of
had two dates because the first one was really impromptu.

Speaker 10 (37:37):
You know, uh, we just we met at the beach. Yeah,
she was with her friends, you know, and there was
this big like volleyball game going on, you know, so
we just kind of joined in, and uh.

Speaker 20 (37:49):
Lucky enough for me, you know, Jessica, you know, she
was teamed up with me. You know, we were on
the same team together, and we just started kind of
talking back and forth between you know, plays and whatnot,
and uh, you know, ended up hanging out the rest
of the night.

Speaker 10 (38:02):
You know, I had some drinks down on the beach. Uh,
just you know, kind of taking in the sun and drinking, you.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Know, and so fun. That does not happen.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
When's the last time you went to the beach and went, oopsie,
let's hang out all night? Sorry, I'm just jealous. So
good that part went well?

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (38:19):
I mean yeah, I mean I went really well because
you know, I asked her to actually going like a
proper you know, second thing, if you will with me.
You know, she agreed, you know, I mean she was.
I don't know if it was the alcohol, I don't know,
but she was telling me that, you know, I was
telling me how hot.

Speaker 10 (38:35):
I am or whatever. And I don't know.

Speaker 20 (38:38):
I mean, I mean, I listened to your Guys show,
you know, if I don't want to come out like
a purdy thing, you know, and I was just like
wearing like a Hawaiian shirt, you know, and some board shorts.

Speaker 10 (38:47):
I was. I guess, you know, it was her thing.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
I guess she liked it, you know, she was telling
you that.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Yeah, and she made you feel good.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
There's nothing wrong.

Speaker 20 (38:53):
With that, okay, yeah, yeah, so yeah, So you know,
the next night, you know, we go to this restaurant.
I pick up this restaurant just overlooking the ocean, you know,
not through swinking or anything, you know, and I got
my best like you.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
Know, beach where on you know, and uh we just
we just talked about life and you know, you goals
and stuff like that. You know. She wanted to live
and die near the beach, and uh, we talked about it.
We listened to your show, you know, and all the
crazy like planks. Yeah, she listens to Well no, actually

(39:31):
I met you ball out of remote a while back.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
So we did we have a good conversation? Did I
also did I also hit on you? Did you go Sam?

Speaker 10 (39:39):
Yeah? Yeah to me?

Speaker 20 (39:40):
Yeah no, but it was good, you know. And then
we actually went back to the beach. I just you
want to watch the sunset. And I actually had like
a little d like a little towel in my board
shorts I took out. You know, we just like sat
out there and you know, you wait, look a good time,
you know, and then uh we took that good time
to my place.

Speaker 10 (40:01):
At some really good times. Yeah, I don't know, man,
was it was perfect?

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I thought it was great all the way, good times.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Just to just to kind of paint the picture.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all the way, good time.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Oh okay, hopefully you listen to the podcasts of the
show while that was going on. That'd be cool. It'll
be hot. Right we were there, So why do you
think she's ghosting you?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Then?

Speaker 20 (40:23):
I don't know, man, And like I really liked her,
you know, I mean afterwards she said you got to
go to work the next day, but.

Speaker 10 (40:29):
That she would text me. You know.

Speaker 20 (40:31):
I tried calling her and texting her a couple of times,
or don't got anything back. I mean, you know, I'm
not listening because I was in your show, right, I'm
not into any.

Speaker 10 (40:38):
Weird stuff, you know, in the bedroom, and you don't
play time. I'm not into, you know, any weird stuff.
So I don't think it's any of that.

Speaker 3 (40:44):
You know, Well maybe that was the problem.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
We'll play a song come back and then call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you
and maybe get you another date. Okay, okay, all right,
we'll play a song come back and get your first
day follow up, Next.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
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Speaker 5 (41:08):
Kent is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and if you're just joining us, he's not
getting a callback from a woman named Jessica and he
doesn't know why. So we're about to call her see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him, and maybe
get him another date if he still wants one. Before
we do that, though, Kent, why don't you refresh everybody's
memory about your date with Jessica.

Speaker 10 (41:25):
Oh yeah, you know, we kind of had like a
couple of dates on the beach. You know.

Speaker 20 (41:29):
Our second real official date was that a nice little
restaurant and over look in the ocean, and we spent
the time on the beach and to's some extra special
time back in my place.

Speaker 10 (41:38):
And yeah, don't know, I haven't heard from her. It's
been nine days now.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
And what was the reason that you think she might
be ghosting you?

Speaker 20 (41:46):
I mean, honestly, I don't know, because she told me
how hot I was, you know, And I mean, I
mean I told you guys that I'm not in any
like weird.

Speaker 10 (41:52):
Freaky stuff, but maybe maybe she is into that stuff.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
I was, all right, Well we'll see. I'm about to
call her right now. You ready, all right?

Speaker 10 (42:00):
We go?

Speaker 13 (42:11):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Hi, man, I speak to Jessica. Please issue Hi Jessica,
how are you. My name is Jewbell and hosts a
radio show. It's called The Jewbil Show. Hi, Jessica, I'm Nina.
I'm on the show too.

Speaker 16 (42:23):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
I'm Victoria.

Speaker 13 (42:24):
Hi. Yeah, I listened to you guys. How's it going.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
It's going great? How are you I'm doing?

Speaker 12 (42:31):
Wow?

Speaker 13 (42:31):
What's just about? I think I kind of know.

Speaker 5 (42:34):
But okay, go for it. If you think you kind
of know, go for it. I'll tell you if you're
read around.

Speaker 13 (42:39):
Yeah, it's about.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Ken, Yes it is.

Speaker 10 (42:43):
Nope, I had a feeling, yes.

Speaker 5 (42:45):
So can you tell us why you're ghosting him?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
Yeah, I mean, listen, the great was great. He was
really nice and thoughtful. I thought there was something at
the beach was like a nice touch. And listen, he's
like super sex. He has that McConaughey looks at him,
very laid back here for a guy with perfect abs
and a great ass.

Speaker 10 (43:06):
You know, I really couldn't complain.

Speaker 9 (43:08):
He was so hot, and.

Speaker 13 (43:11):
We were also, you know, great in bed. But the
reason I haven't been.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Calling him back is because I've noticed that he kind
of dresses like a beach bum. I mean, both times
that we were out, he was wearing these loose Hawaiian
shirts and it was cute at first, and I get
that it was really casual, but after we hooked up,
he offered me a shirt and there was nothing but
Hawaiian shirts. I mean, is this guy like Tommy's Bahama?

Speaker 10 (43:38):
I never I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (43:40):
It was fine at first and I never brought it up,
but I also realized that he never told me that
he had a job, So I mean he had a
great place, but I was just like not into dating
a beach bum, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
To be fair, Tommy Bahama is not cheap. So if
he's got a bunch of Tommy Bahama shirts, that's actually
a good sign. It's just questionable comes of style. I mean,
I like it, but I understand every day.

Speaker 7 (44:03):
Yeah you're right, yes, I mean it's it is a
great brand, but it's just like, is that all you wear?

Speaker 13 (44:08):
And is this all you do? Just like go to
the beach and hook up with girls? You know?

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Okay, Okay, his game it.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
Didn't really seem like he was into being more serious.
And I also wanted a man, you know, not just
some like stircry dude.

Speaker 5 (44:25):
Well, thank you for being honestiate that.

Speaker 13 (44:28):
And this is the point where you told me that
he's on the phone, right, I can't.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
Hey, Jess, okay, hey, how are you?

Speaker 13 (44:39):
I'm good? Sorry, this is how you have to hear me,
I guess.

Speaker 10 (44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (44:45):
I mean, look, you know, I do have a job,
just so you know, I just I got it's kind
of dorky, you know, because I'm I work as like
a programmer for a gaming company. You know, I developed
video games from my office, you know.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
So you know, I work at home, so don't I
have to go into a you know, an office or anything.
I don't have to wear sippy suits. So I just
like wearing clothes that it's comfortable, you know.

Speaker 13 (45:08):
Yeah, I got you.

Speaker 10 (45:10):
Okay, I do make a lot of money, I will say.
I mean, I'm not. I won't be shy about I
did make a lot of money. I mean, if I
was Tom Obahama, I.

Speaker 13 (45:18):
Mean, that's not what I'm going for. But okay, I
just I wish you could have told me these things
when we were together. You know, I felt like we
didn't really talk about the normal serious stuff.

Speaker 10 (45:31):
I guess, well, I mean.

Speaker 20 (45:33):
We talked about, like, you know, our hopes and dreams
and stuff like that.

Speaker 10 (45:36):
I thought that was way cooler than like having have
some boring jobs.

Speaker 20 (45:40):
And I mean, I love what I do, but you know,
it's everybody has a job, you know, everybody.

Speaker 10 (45:44):
Has to do something to make money. You know, we
were just having to such deeper stuff, you know.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
Yeah, and do you usually pick up a lot of
girls at the beach your.

Speaker 10 (45:55):
Go to No? No, I promise, I promise I'm not.
I'm not that guy. I don't know. The stars aligned
with you.

Speaker 13 (46:02):
I mean, you are really hot, so I wouldn't be.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
One thing I did want to ask is do you
own anything else other than Hawaiian?

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Should?

Speaker 20 (46:14):
I mean I could buy something that's not Hawaiian? I mean,
I can, you know, maybe you take me, maybe you
take me shopping?

Speaker 13 (46:21):
You don't have anything else?

Speaker 10 (46:23):
No, I don't know. I really watch all.

Speaker 13 (46:26):
Right, we can we maybe we should fix that.

Speaker 10 (46:29):
No, I'm kidding, of course I have different clothes. I
got a whole I got a whole suit. I've got
a whole suit and pants on a Hawaiian print, you know,
all right?

Speaker 13 (46:45):
Yeah, that's that's what I should call you from now on.

Speaker 10 (46:48):
Yeah, No, I'm just I'm just messing with you. I'm
just kidding. Of course I do, and I and I
would really.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Like for you to get to know you know that,
can't Jessica. Would you like to go on a date
with Ken again? We'll pay for it, then you can
get to know business, can't.

Speaker 13 (46:59):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (47:01):
I mean.

Speaker 13 (47:03):
Yeah, I kind of feel bad for jumping the gun. Yeah,
I love to go on a third date with you
paid for all right? Well?

Speaker 10 (47:14):
Thank you, oh Jessica, thank you. Hey, listen I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go all out. Okay, I'm gonna have a
pot hat. I'm gonna have to cane all right, I'm
gonna get I'm gonna get the furs out. I'm gonna
look gapper gap agand.

Speaker 13 (47:27):
Sounds like you better. I'll bring out my best dress.

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Okay, there you go. Send us a pic.

Speaker 13 (47:35):
Fancy dinner, We'll do.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
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Speaker 16 (47:45):
I had left a pack of cigarettes there when he left,
and it was almost a full pack.

Speaker 10 (47:50):
And I was.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
Really young and apparently.

Speaker 16 (47:53):
Really savage because I took his cigarettes and took the
soulter part and like put him in my butt crack.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
It's the double show. That's another clip from one of
our Dirty Little Secrets. A lot of times the Dirty
Little Secrets are about people getting revenge on an X. Yeah,
serious revenge. One a listen is making headlines this morning
for what people are saying is revenge on his ex.
I'm talking about Drake. He's got a new song out
called Certified lover Boy, and apparently he oh it is. Yeah,

(48:23):
the album Certified lovel Boy, The album is for all
the docs. Well, something I read said certified lover boy,
and I just went without the song. So the song
is called Fear of Fights. But here's the clip from
the song Betta and Me.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Betta is not me. I'm anti anti.

Speaker 9 (48:42):
Yeah, and it was average with.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Yeah anti because I had it with you.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
So they think he's talking about Rihanna saying that she
was average in the bedrooms, because.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You know she's got her whole anti album, right, so
he's kind of calling shot. I'm saying she's average. Okay, okay,
you got me.

Speaker 10 (49:01):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Did you imagine if one of your eggs called you
average and better?

Speaker 5 (49:06):
You offended?

Speaker 19 (49:07):
I mean, it just sounds like he just couldn't get her,
like she moved on. So like now he's mad and
you should make a song about it.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah, he's a little bit hurt. That's why it's called
for all the Dogs. He's taking hits at everybody.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
When I hear somebody call somebody else's average in bed
what I hear them saying is I'm uninspiring. Yeah, I
did not inspire the other person to be more than average.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Okay, So what I hear is you're a liar? No,
what I mean, like.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
If you if you're sitting there calling somebody else's average
in bed, what you're telling me is they didn't they
didn't like you enough to be anything more than average.

Speaker 5 (49:40):
Yeah, definitely, Yeah, because I've said that about people. Sure,
I've been like, yeah, it wasn't very good, and for
sure they obviously weren't that into it.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah, if you really think back, you probably didn't do
all the things you wish you would have done.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
You know what I mean, Like, it's just like.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
Because they don't have it anymore, it's totally.

Speaker 5 (49:57):
For I have a hard time believe that Rihanna would
be bad in that department. Me too. She's got a
few songs that yes, I mean when I listened to them,
I'm like, whoa Rihanna, and I just thanks, we love that,
so daddy, I might be. I feel like Rihanna would

(50:17):
know her way around the bedroom, but according to Drake,
maybe not.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
In Drake's defense, Rihanna doesn't write her own song, so
whoever wrote that song?

Speaker 5 (50:25):
I would love to call us up? Eighty eight three
four three to six one text and four one to
six one? How did you get revenge? On a next? Hey? Tara?
Tara Yeah, how did you get revenge on your ex?

Speaker 9 (50:42):
Oh my ex soon to be.

Speaker 21 (50:48):
His name is Carl, and uh he cheated on me,
So here we are and yeah, so getting revenge on him.

Speaker 9 (50:57):
Is coming on to the radio right now and sod
yep saying his email about Carl.

Speaker 3 (51:04):
Carl Carl, Carl.

Speaker 21 (51:07):
I wanted to let everybody know that he has what
they call mud butte I.

Speaker 9 (51:16):
Don't know if you guys know what that is. But
he basically white soperly.

Speaker 21 (51:21):
Not only does he have skid mark, which is like
completely disgusting as it is.

Speaker 9 (51:25):
But like it's a little more than skid marks, right like.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Yeah, Carl sun't around.

Speaker 13 (51:33):
Carl, uh huh.

Speaker 21 (51:35):
So you know, obviously when we're doing the laundry, I
always kind of found, you know, a little bit of.

Speaker 9 (51:42):
Skid mark some sayings.

Speaker 21 (51:43):
I was like, but some of the days, I mean
it was a little it was a little more than
just the stain.

Speaker 10 (51:48):
There was like extra.

Speaker 21 (51:52):
Like what is it, I don't even know what to
call it, like like it was elevated a little bit.

Speaker 14 (51:56):
It was like.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
It would have moved out.

Speaker 5 (52:02):
Okay, So so this is your revenge though right now
currently making sure that everybody knows about that about Carl.

Speaker 11 (52:11):
I hope everyone knows.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
Yeah, definitely. Well it sounds like it you you should
be thankful to be free from Carl.

Speaker 9 (52:17):
Yeah, you say, I mean maybe it's a blessing in disguise.

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Yeah, it always so thank you for your phone call
call it suff eight three four three six one, text
in four to oneow six one. How did you get
revenge on an X?

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Now everybody's staying to Carl's pulling their pants over?

Speaker 5 (52:36):
Are you the carls? We was talking about another clip
from one of our Dirty Little Secrets.

Speaker 13 (52:42):
I was my ex for four years and he ended
up treating on me, so I left him.

Speaker 7 (52:46):
As I was leaving him, his best friend's dad, which
is like fifty or something, he messaged me.

Speaker 10 (52:52):
He's like, oh you're beautiful, and he's making me feel
hell good And we ended up.

Speaker 13 (52:55):
Looking up about three times.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
He put that on a T shirt. I message your friends.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Yeah, she means it break my heart, will break your
dad's lap. I do think that should be on a
T shirt. I think so too. You will show T shirt, Nina.
Have you ever gotten revenge on an next?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I usually say the best form of revenge is to
look good and like do good. But I have dated
a friend of theirs before for a long time, and
he got really upset with that. And then I also
broke all of the glasses in his kitchen.

Speaker 5 (53:28):
Wait, so the way Nina just said that you look
at it was so innocent though, Like also.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Who I came home to him in bed with another
woman and she was on my side of the bed.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
By the way, is this the guy that I mutually
we know, Nina? Yes, okay, yes, he's supposed to do change.
This dude put Nina through the wringer. I can say
that I saw it personally. Yes, he should have had
all of his glasses broke, but anyway, go ahead, Yeah,
and he did.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
And I was an idiot for staying there for so long,
but whatever, And I had a housekey moron. I come
in and I see that, I look at her, I
freak out.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
I go into the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
I smashed everything, and then his brother had the nerve
to lock me in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
And then they called the cops.

Speaker 19 (54:12):
Did you like throw everything on the ground or you
just like in pure rage, like like with.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
All your arms like kind.

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Of just Oh, I was in pure rage.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
I was taking them out one at a time and
smashing it on the calendar, the wall, the floor, and
so it.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Really is you're all left, she skirted out. Yeah, I'm
gonna just to kind of like slowly walk out backwards.
You have a fun time.

Speaker 3 (54:38):
I just can't believe they had the nerve to lock
me in the bathroom and call the cops. I wasn't
the one that did anything wrong.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
It's fair, but you were breaking a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
He broke my heart, I said, fair, but it's also scary.

Speaker 5 (54:53):
You break my heart. I'm gonna break everything. I'm surprised
that you had to use your hands to break the glasses.
I pictured you standing in the living room just looking
at the glass and listing them with your mind and
slamming them on the ground. It's time for what's trending
with Nina.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Would you be willing to wear your mental health on
your sleep?

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Yes? I do. As a matter of fact. You do
how tattoos? Oh like an actually word on your sleeve?
I thought you meant talk about it. You know how
people are like I wear my Unussians I'm asleep.

Speaker 7 (55:17):
Yeah I know.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
I talk about my mental health all the time so
much so other people think I'm crazy a lot, but whatever,
it is.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Whatever, it's World's Mental Health Awareness Day.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
I actually had my agent say to me the other day,
you might not want to be so open about your
mental stuff, and I'm like, yeah, but I am. He's like,
but like with management and stuff, because you know, like
they don't want to understand it on the level you're
talking about and they might think you're kind of like
losing it. I was like, just picture, I'm trying to
nicely say. Yeah. I was like, fine, Eric, if that

(55:53):
is your real name, or do you work for the government.
And then that's the last time we spoke, so I
think things are going good.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Well, next time you can give him a T shirt
so you can wear his mental health on his sleep.
Not trusting anybody that works for the government, they should
all be wearing shirts with their mental health on their sleep,
for sure. But well, there is a new line of
clothing that is all about awareness and producing the stigma,
and their shirts and sweatshirts with different anti anxiety meds

(56:22):
and antidepressant meds like on their shirts, so when they're
walking around you can feel like you're not alone.

Speaker 5 (56:27):
Why did you just react that way?

Speaker 1 (56:29):
I just think this is part of the trend, you know,
like mental health is a real thing, and sometimes I
think when stuff like this happens.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
People like everyone has ADHD on.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
TikTok, Like it's just like one of those things where
people will take a thing away from people who are
actually struggling, and this will become a trend.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
We'll go zinax shirt like cool, Well, bro, I can
give you my adhdnxiety. I actually kind of liked it.
I don't have ADHD. I've just been on TikTok once.

Speaker 15 (56:57):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
And then there's Brad Actually, well, you know, like mental
health is my thing, and I actually did think about
making shirts and stuff with mental health things on it.
Not necessarily the drugs, right, I wanted to put like
a breathing techniques and stuff like that I liked.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I liked the drugs because I mean I take I
take prozac, and I liked it because some people don't
understand that some people need it.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
Even a loutside.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I was having conversation with my friends, She's on zola,
I'm on prozac, and we're like, oh, is that working?
In different tips about you know, how you live your
life that's outside of medicine and helps it all work,
so I kind of liked it.

Speaker 5 (57:29):
I took kind of depressants most of my life thing,
So like, there's no shame about that if you have
to do what you have to do. But there is
a lot of societal shame still around mental health when
there shouldn't because look how many people struggle. Every single
person you, every single person you walk by, every single
person that has a brain. Think about that for a second.
Every single person that has a brain knocking around in

(57:51):
their head. I'm safe has Producer Brad maybe the one,
but every single person you walk by today has a brain,
meaning they have a mental meaning, they have mental issues,
whatever it is. We all have emotions and all that.
So nobody should ever be ashamed to go through whatever
they're going through in their head because everybody's got a
brain except for producer Brat.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
I agree with you, But are you losing it now
because you just got really passionate.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
My agent's texting me now the FBI. I'm calling the
FBI now, but anyway, he's texting me me like, stop it,
stop it.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
With that mental health awareness day, so I think of
all days for us to take a minute to speak
about mental health, I think now is the time.

Speaker 5 (58:28):
So that's what's trending. Sweet, I'm gonna get one of
those shirts.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
What's yours gonna say?

Speaker 5 (58:33):
Actually losing it? Yeah, actually losing it and fine with it.

Speaker 9 (58:40):
Jules, dirty little secret?

Speaker 5 (58:49):
Hello, Hey, what's up? Do you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 14 (58:53):
I do?

Speaker 13 (58:54):
I do? So, I was.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
I have a a really good girl friend and we
can find each other all the time, and it's really
her dirty it's a little secret, but.

Speaker 9 (59:04):
To kind of get her in the mood and keep
going in the mood.

Speaker 13 (59:09):
When she's doing.

Speaker 9 (59:09):
Sexy time with her boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
She has to be watching adult quote unquote programming because
she just has to and because.

Speaker 10 (59:22):
Her boyfriend doesn't really quite do it for and she
can't tell.

Speaker 5 (59:26):
Him this secret.

Speaker 13 (59:28):
Yeah, exactly, yep.

Speaker 12 (59:31):
And I was like, no way, So I was, yeah, secret.

Speaker 5 (59:35):
That's rough.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Alo, I really respect problem solvers.

Speaker 5 (59:39):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
So she saw there was a problem and she figured
out how to fix it fixed it.

Speaker 5 (59:43):
When you said, but isn't.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
This But isn't the secret really in the fact that
he doesn't do it for, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 20 (59:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:50):
And when you said she has to watch I was
thinking SpongeBob was going to be the answer, and that
was going to be weirder for me. She's not like you.
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 12 (01:00:02):
Oh you're welcome.

Speaker 13 (01:00:03):
You guys are awesome things.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
What's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
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