The FULL Jubal Show from February 7th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I thought marshmallows were vegetables until I was twenty seven, Okay,
I genuinely thought they were the inside of those reeds
that grow in ponds and cooked and covered and powdered sugar.
So you're like twenty six years old and you're just like,
I'm a vegetarian.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Can I get some just marshmallows?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Please?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Who told you that? I would love to meet the
person that taught you that that was a vegetable.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's a text message we got in at four one
oh six one because there's a trend going viral of
people sharing the things that they didn't realize until they
were way too old to realize it. What's something it
took you way too long to realize? Call us eight
eight eight three four three one o six one or
text us four one o six one, and we'll go
over some of the tough responses.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's hot as Hades, not it's hot as Haiti.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Somebody puts, oh, so you just need to add an
s well, Haitis.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
It means a completely different thing, because yeah, like in
Hades is down there, Yeah right, Haiti is a place.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Oh oh, I never realized that it's.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
A country that blind crossing is a type of intersection,
not a descriptor for a type of crossing for people
that are blind.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
So I was like, that's cool. They have blind crossing
for people. That's awesome. I don't think I knew that,
what Nina, I never registered.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Someone's exited in four one six one and it says
something that they didn't realize until they were way too
old to realize it, that Kansas City is not in Kansas.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah. That took me a long time too. That's also
just dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm sorry, but there is also a Kansas City, Kansas though.
Is Kansas City the one that everybody talks about is Missouri?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
But I think there is a Kansas City, Kansas as well.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Why isn't there? Isn't it on the line? Is really
right there? It's in both states? Is it actually in both?
Pretty sure?

Speaker 4 (01:49):
I'm looking at it right now because I'm curious. Did
we just realize it's way too late in life?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
We're all just getting there going over a turn of
people sharing the things that they didn't really until they
were way too old to realize it. Someone texted in
at four uta six one and says, I was in
high school by the time I realized it was laptop
and not lab top.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
That's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
That'stop because you go to the computer lab. A lot
of these are actually quite logical.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, here's another one that I actually just learned a
little bit ago. Pipe cleaners aren't just for things you
used for crafts. Yeah, it was obviously in the name
clean pipes, says, but I was in my thirties before
I realized they were for cleaning tobacco pipes.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I thought they were like twisting up and making little
spiders and things like that for crafts, putting googly eyes
on them. Like why do they call these things pipe cleaners?
So weird spider with Google eye makers or something. I
didn't know it was for pipe pipes. I thought it
was like for plumbing types.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Pipe is pain. They ripped it apart, and then they
gave it a cute nickname, like there's a part of
something bigger trying to clear clean.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yourself, Hey Cooper, Yeah, it was something you didn't realize
until way too late in life.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
I didn't realize the phrase I couldn't care less was
I couldn't care less. I always thought it's been I
could care less.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, that one has always bugging me, and and people
do not like it when you're in argument with them
and they say that I could care less, and you're like,
oh sweet, so you care a lot, right, and.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
They're like, what.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
About last week?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
To say that you.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Could care less means you got some care in you, right.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
If you couldn't care less, you don't care at all.

Speaker 5 (03:45):
You know how I feel about that phrase, I care less,
I don't care either way.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
You understand what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, at the time I've said that to somebody in
an argument, though they literally their head explode.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
It's one of my favorite things to do it. It's
just like that awesome. So what you're saying is you care? No,
I don't. I said I could care less exactly. Guess what.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
I couldn't care less. There's no care left in my body.
I'm doing a check right now. No care, but you
got extra care in the tank. Sucker lost.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Those got so big because it is really furiating.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
I added the not at one point in my life,
so I say I could not care less.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, somebody else said I didn't know that pickles were
made for cucumbers until I was twenty four and then
the middle of getting my bachelor's degree.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I dig it a minute to learn that. How who
would tell you that? Where would you learn that it
literally is a cucumber? How would I know that it's
in a pickle?

Speaker 8 (04:43):
Jar?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Look at it, it's a cucumber.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
But I think we learned that though, like in school
and stuff, and then also just by like living.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
I don't like pickles anyways, so I never learned it
until I finally looked at a cucumber.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I was like, oh, my gosh, this is a pickle
when it's leader. Did you know that raisins are grapes?
I found that out and I was diserved by it,
to be honest with you.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Somebody texted in a four when I six one and
said I was on vacation with my friend in Hawaii,
and they were like, wow, Why I didn't Why is
Alaska covered in snow when it's so close to Hawaii.
But it's because they were looking at the map and
now they're close on the I can't see Alaska anywhere.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
It's just right there. Where's the box it's supposed to
be in? If I break up?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Its every single hour on the twenties your next one
is coming up right after this, and then right after
that is Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 9 (05:29):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
H yeah, Hi, this is Paul Donkler. Okay, donk calling
from fitness. I was looking for our remember Alisha.

Speaker 10 (05:51):
Oh yeah, that's me.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, Hey, what's up.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
My name is Paul Donkler, like I said, but everybody
knows me as donk So I'm the manager on d
you right now the gym. So I was just calling
you back based on a complaint you had.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
So what's up? Like, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (06:11):
So it's just super frustrating.

Speaker 11 (06:13):
You know a lot of people do this, but this.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
Particular person, I mean, you know, they're going to get
on a piece of equipment and they're just going to
cast for ten minutes straight. I mean that is insane.
People are waiting to use that equipment.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Okay, So absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
So I talked to the dude.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
There are a couple issues that we do have here, Okay, Okay,
So one, they were specifically using it as it should
be used, so I cannot fault them for that, and
I won't be able to send an email based on that.

Speaker 12 (06:49):
But what do you mean I don't understand, I asked him.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
I said, hey, dude, what are you doing on the
equipment because I got to complain about you and he
was like, bro, I'm posting my workouts on Insta And
then I checked his Insta and yes, he is posting
his workouts on Instagram. We encourage all of our clientele
to post their workouts on social media every time they're
in the gym.

Speaker 10 (07:12):
Can't he move to the side.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well, the issue isn't really with him or that type
of behavior. The issue actually lies with you. And yeah,
so I want you to hear me out, okay, because
like that might have put you on guard a little bit,
but I want you to take your guard down.

Speaker 10 (07:28):
Girl excuse me, I'm not a girl.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Like whatever you like to be called. Like, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
So what I wanted to let you know, though, is
like you actually don't post your workouts on any sort
of social media platform.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
I don't want to post my workouts online.

Speaker 12 (07:47):
Okay, yeah, I should be going to a gym where
I don't have to do that.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well, like, wouldn't you want to post?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I looked at your social media, and all was like, dude,
she's banging right like you obviously work out, you know,
and it's like it would be really like it would
be a good look for us if you would post,
and you're not, like, but maybe because you're worried about
sitting on the equipment, Like if you want to, you
can sit on the equipment for as long as you want,
as long as you're posting like a like a sick

(08:12):
VID for sous.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
You know you're a moron.

Speaker 10 (08:16):
And I cannot like, I don't I'm losing brain cells
by talking to Donk.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Is not like offended by any of that, because Donk
would also be upset, like if he was losing his
gym membership.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
So don't wants you to.

Speaker 10 (08:27):
Know are talking about yourself in third person?

Speaker 12 (08:30):
Do you know how that is?

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Do you understand there's only two people here on the phone,
me and you. There's nobody else.

Speaker 10 (08:36):
I assure you that I think you need professional help.
I'm quitting your gym. I don't want to be there anyway,
So haven't I feel like DONK, hope you really you know,
things work out for you real well at your studentle gym.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
DONK, can you tell your friend Kayla will self for
me before before you hang up, Like, if you haven't
hung up already. What, Yeah, DONK saw your friend Kayla
the other day.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Uncau is interested.

Speaker 12 (09:03):
Oh my god, what is going on?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing
a phone brank on you and your friend Kaylea.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Set you up. Stop it's a joke.

Speaker 10 (09:12):
Oh my god, I'm going to kill you.

Speaker 8 (09:15):
She said.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
She said, you've been complaining to the gym about people
sitting on the equipment and wanted me to call you
the worst.

Speaker 13 (09:23):
Oh my god, I really thought I was getting Now
my blood is so boil.

Speaker 11 (09:30):
I have so much energy.

Speaker 10 (09:31):
I'm gonna go work it off at the gym.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, but when you do, make sure you're posting about it.

Speaker 9 (09:35):
Okay, wake up every morning with Jewel Phone Franks weekday
mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Now it's time for Nina's What's trending Gray. We're taking
bets right now. Will Blake Lively be in the suite
with Taylor Swift on Sunday?

Speaker 14 (09:47):
No?

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 12 (09:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Taylor Swift has distanced herself from Blake Lively big.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
Time over the last few days. She has but on the.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Other side of way, I think she won't be there though,
is also because she wants to say, of the public
eye with all of the drama on her, I don't
know either way.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Place your money where you will.

Speaker 5 (10:05):
The interesting thing is, aside from her distancing, part of
the reason why sources are saying is because Taylor is
not really happy that Blake had called her one of
her dragons.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Did yes, because Blake Lively texted that Justin Baldoni dude
and said, what's what's the name?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Maybe you have it?

Speaker 5 (10:21):
He said, He said, if you ever get around, She texted, Justin,
if you ever get around to watching Game of Thrones,
you'll appreciate that. I'm Kalisi and like her, I happen
to have a few dragons, referring to Taylor.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
And her husband Bryan.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
The side note of all of this is my favorite
part is how invested Jubile has become.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Crazy, Like I'm going down the rabb hole every single day,
but like, is there more?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is there more? Is there more? You came in here like,
oh my god, she's distancing because well so.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Taylor, Taylor Swift and Ryan Reynolds were over, you know,
at Blake Lively's place. Then they invited that Justin bal
Dony dude over and apparently Taylor Swift and Ryan Reynolds
basically were like, there's this scene that she wrote, Blake
Lively wrote, except she didn't write it. Right later on,
she said that Ryan Reynolds wrote it. So a scene
that Ryan Reynolds wrote to put in the movie, and

(11:14):
both Taylor and him basically strong armed the guy and
convinced him that he needs to do this or whatever,
and then she texted him the Kalisi Wood Dragons thing.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
But by the way, somebody text me, I'd be like, Okay. Also,
I hate to say this, but it's true.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
The most we've ever talked about or thought about Blake
Lively is right now. She's always been I hate to
say this, She's always been Ryan Reynolds's wife.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Or Taylor Swift's friend or Taylor swend Not true.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
No, listen, I'm not saying she hasn't had a career
and hasn't done cool stuff. I'm just saying I brought
her what like ten years, brought Spectrum. Her two dragons
are more famous than her. That's odd, Yeah, that's odd.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Well, now Taylor's team, though, I would whether it's Taylor's
team or her herself, as part of the distancing is
trying to change the narrative and say that. I don't
know if it's changing the narrative or hear her side,
and it's that she was invited to Blake's house not
knowing that anybody else was there. So by the time
that she got there, Justin and Ryan and her had
already had this conversation, and then they asked Taylor, after
the conversation had already happened, what do you think and

(12:16):
being a supportive friend and all this stuff is like.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Cool, and then mad about it because she feels like
she was set up to do that. Yes, except I
think she was in on it, and now she's just like, whoa,
all this stuff's out about Blake.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah she did it to me too. She's terrible. She
justin Baldoni all the way, which is because we're supposed
to best friends. But anyway, we've learned Taylor will protect herself.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah she will, smart woman.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
But we'll see what We'll see who's in the suite
on Sunday, because you know she's not going to be
rolling up by herself.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
What if it was justin Baldoni. They're just like jumping
around and hugging.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
So that's something that's okay.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Something else we're looking forward to watch on Sunday is
a half time show. Kendrick Lamar is already ready to
make history as the first solo hip hop artist to perform.
Yes So, there was a press release or not a
press release press conference yesterday where they were talking about
the show and what was going to happen and who
to expect.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
He didn't say or allude to Drake once.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
The classiness has already begun well and as far as
we know, Sizza's going to join him.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
But other than that, the surprises will be.

Speaker 5 (13:22):
Surprises, exciting and lastly something fun that you can take
with you. Did you know that the first ever halftime
show back in nineteen sixty seven consisted of two marching bands,
a trumpet player, two men in jetpacks, and three hundred
pigeon wait, jetpacks.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I love Kendrick Lamar and I'm excited for Kendrick to
Martin perform, but i want to see that.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Yeah, look how far they've pt three hundred pigeons and
jetbacks anyway, so share that's amazing. You can share that
nugget today. That is what's trending.

Speaker 9 (13:53):
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Speaker 1 (13:59):
Law dot Ryan is on the phone today for our
first day follow up and he's getting ghosted by Chloe.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she's tells why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Ryan, how long has it
been since you heard from Chloe?

Speaker 6 (14:11):
Hey?

Speaker 15 (14:11):
Man, it's been probably about a week, maybe a little
bit longer.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Okay, Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (14:18):
We went on a date. Everything we were really really good.

Speaker 15 (14:21):
We ended up like taking her dog, this little Pomeranian
named Noodle, to a dog friendly.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (14:30):
I mean it was super chill, like I mean I
thought everything went well, like I mean, we were sipping
on craft beers. I mean, we played like one of
those giant Jinga games, like we watched Nudo go over
and like charm everybody else that was hanging out the brewery, Like,
I mean, it was great.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
What do you think happened?

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (14:48):
I mean I thought she was awesome, Like, I mean,
she's just super sharp man like witty in a way
that like really just kind of keeps you on your toes,
and like she loves dogs, like really loves her dog.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
That's cool, Like she's got a big heart.

Speaker 15 (15:02):
Like I mean we even like shared a pretzel, and
I mean that's basically like a relationship milestone.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Is it press sharing a pretzel and then comes marriage.

Speaker 15 (15:12):
I guess, well, you know, because I've been on dates
where like it's all like small talk and just fake
laughs and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (15:20):
But like when I was hanging out with her, like
it just felt.

Speaker 15 (15:22):
Different, like like we were actually connected with each other,
Like you.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Could tell that she was into you too.

Speaker 15 (15:29):
I mean like it just felt like we had a
connection and like we were having like a really deep
like conversation and like I don't know, it was just
like the best way to describe it, with.

Speaker 6 (15:41):
The risk of sounding cliche, it's chemistry.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Yeah, that's not cliche at all. Chemistry is big. You
don't have that with everybody. So then what do you
think could have gone wrong?

Speaker 16 (15:50):
Though?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Like was there a moment where anything got awkward or
did you do something?

Speaker 15 (15:56):
I mean, there was like a moment where like Noodle
is kind of like in a way, like I mean
I swore I had it, but like he kind of
like wheeled out of my out of his harness and
then just kind of bolted and it took like six
of us and like one like really athletic bartender to
like catch him.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Wait, so like this is a big moment.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
She just kind of.

Speaker 15 (16:15):
Wiggled out and like bolted, you know, Like I mean,
Chloe thought it was my father. She like might have
screamed like you have one job, Rian, like in front
of everybody.

Speaker 17 (16:23):
But like.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
When we ask you how the date was, this is
a big thing to talk about.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
Everything else about the date was awesome.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Okay, Well then how did a random bartender get involved
to help you get the dog?

Speaker 15 (16:38):
With all the dog running and it was like a
dog friendly brewery and so he ran over to help.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Okay, that was nice. What did you do when the
dog got away? Did you try to get it too?

Speaker 18 (16:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (16:47):
No, absolutely I tried to get it.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Okay. How did she react after Noodle came back? Was
she fine? Did she go back to normal or was
she irritated?

Speaker 15 (16:56):
I mean she was a little irritated, but like not
in like a like a big weey Like she wasn't
mad mad.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
M probably got Noodle back, did you guys, Kisse or anything.

Speaker 6 (17:08):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Okay, we'll see we can help you out.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Well, play a song, come back, and then call her
and get your first day follow up Next.

Speaker 9 (17:16):
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Speaker 1 (17:23):
If you're just joining us for today's first Day follow up,
Ryan is on the phone and Ryan is getting ghosted
by Chloe. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him another date. But before we do that, Ryan,
why don't you kind of recap your situation for us.

Speaker 15 (17:37):
Yeah, so I went on a date with Chloe and
her pomeranian Noodle, and we had a good time. I
did lose Noodle for a brief moment, but we got
him back, and yeah, I don't know everything else about
the date went really really well and we vibed and
we had a really good time. And so like, I
just want to see why she's not calling me back.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
And the reason you think you might be getting ghosted
is because you did lose her pomeranian for a minute.

Speaker 15 (18:01):
The only possible reason I could think of, because everything
else did.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
So well, all right, cool, are you ready for us
to call her?

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I am okay, here we go. Hello him, I speak
to Chloe.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Please, this this hurt. Hey Chloe, how are you? My
name is Jewbell. I'm calling from a radio show. It's
called the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Hi, Chloe. I'nina also on the show. Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
This is a radio show called the Jebel Show. Have
you ever heard of it?

Speaker 8 (18:38):
I have. I just didn't know you guys actually called people.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
This is yes, help everybody out. Yeah.

Speaker 17 (18:46):
I mean, I'm doing some cliffs on TikTok, but I
just didn't think. I was just not expecting to hear
from the radio this morning.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Well we weren't expecting to talk to you today, Chloe,
but now we are.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
It's great.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Look at that. It's in the world. Cool, Chloe. We're
calling you because we do a segment on our show.
It's called the First Day follow Up. It's where if
you go out on a date with somebody and they
end up ghosting you, that person can email us to
get you on the phone and see why you're ghosting them.
And we got an email about you from a dude
named Ryan.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Mmmm mm.

Speaker 18 (19:13):
Hmm.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Yeah, and Ryan told us about your date. He thought
that you guys hit it off. He said that everything
was great, that you were amazing, Your dog Noodle was awesome.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Are you ghosting him on purpose?

Speaker 8 (19:26):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
You mind telling us why?

Speaker 17 (19:31):
Well, she's a nice guy, but I just can't date
someone who is completely irresponsible with my child.

Speaker 12 (19:40):
Okay, you have a kid, my dog, My.

Speaker 8 (19:44):
Dog Noodle is my child. I didn't lose him on purpose.

Speaker 19 (19:49):
Like.

Speaker 15 (19:49):
He's a tiny dog with the speed of a greyhound.
Like I didn't intentionally lose noodles, Chloe.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
That's Ryan. He's actually on the phone and wants to.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Talk to you.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
I think, Yeah, you did drop the leash, Ryan, He
just dropped it.

Speaker 15 (20:04):
I mean technically he wiggled out of the harness, but yes,
I mean my hands were ones involved.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 17 (20:11):
Then they were laughing about it. You were just laughing
while we were chasing him.

Speaker 15 (20:17):
I mean it was kind of funny, like the bartender
dove at him like he was like in the Olympics
or something like that.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
Like, I mean, it was something out of a sick bomb.

Speaker 17 (20:29):
There was a busy road right there. I mean, he's
a little dog. Drivers can't see him. I mean, he
knows much to go on the street, but if people
are chasing him, he scared.

Speaker 8 (20:36):
I mean it's a serious thing.

Speaker 11 (20:38):
The point is that you.

Speaker 17 (20:39):
Were careless, and I mean I don't I can't trust
you with Noodles, So how can I trust you?

Speaker 15 (20:47):
But he's fine and we got him back and he's
not hurt, and like he even got like free treats
from the staff and stuff like that, Like Noodles seemed
like he was having a good time.

Speaker 8 (20:56):
I mean, it doesn't matter if Noodle's having a good
time before I gets hit by a car. I just
I can't.

Speaker 17 (21:02):
I see, that dog has been with me for the
last ten years.

Speaker 8 (21:06):
I can't have someone who just just dropped his leash.

Speaker 11 (21:10):
And thinks it's okay in a busy I mean, yeah,
it's just so I.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
Get how terrifying that moment is, especially Chloe, Like you know,
you're terrified for for Noodle in the moment, But stuff
like that happens and it sucks, it's not awesome, but
Noodle is okay. And I mean it sounds like there's
a little bit of remorse there, like you feel bad
that you drop the leash, right, Yeah, absolutely, see Ryan

(21:36):
does feel bad. So it's like, that's probably something he's
not going to do again. Is this something that you're
really going to hold against.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Him, Chloe?

Speaker 17 (21:43):
Yeah, I am going to hold him accountable for this.
I had to take middle to therapy because of this.

Speaker 15 (21:47):
And so oh wait wait wait you took your dog
to therapy.

Speaker 17 (21:52):
Yes, yes, he goes to mediums and he goes well,
he's never had to go to a therapist before.

Speaker 8 (21:57):
But now he is because of you, Ryan, because of you.

Speaker 12 (22:01):
Okay.

Speaker 17 (22:02):
And and pet insurance does not cover therapy, so I
should really be sending you the bill.

Speaker 15 (22:06):
Actually, yes, because put insurance probably doesn't see it as
a necessary treatment for a dog.

Speaker 8 (22:14):
Oh how can dare you?

Speaker 12 (22:17):
How scare you?

Speaker 20 (22:18):
Ryan?

Speaker 15 (22:20):
I'm sorry, guys when when I had you, guys call
her like, I.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Had no idea that that that it was, it was like.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
This that you scarred a dog for life.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Sure that that's that's what we'll go with.

Speaker 17 (22:31):
Okay, Uh, Diane, At this point, I think the only
appropriate thing would be for you to apologize to Noodle.
That would go a long way to repair kind of
my betrayed trust.

Speaker 15 (22:45):
Okay, So, because I just want to clarify, So because
I dropped a leash. You want me to apologize to
your dog that you put into therapy because I traumatized
him by dropping his wag.

Speaker 17 (23:05):
Dropped the leash and laughed while chasing him like laught
during it.

Speaker 15 (23:10):
Yeah, does does noodles have any like group therapy sessions?

Speaker 6 (23:14):
I could maybe like come into like.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Would you would you like to go on another date
with Ryan? Will pay for it?

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (23:22):
You'll pay for it?

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Wow?

Speaker 8 (23:24):
No, there there will not be a second date with Ryan.

Speaker 17 (23:28):
Would you guys be willing to take that same money
and give it to me for Noodle's therapy?

Speaker 11 (23:33):
Because Ryan seems like a dead beat you know what.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It was reserved for people who go out on a date.
So I really can't do that. But maybe Ryan can
find it in his heart to send you some cash.

Speaker 6 (23:47):
Yeah, sure, checks in the mail.

Speaker 15 (23:51):
Tell Noodle I apologize and make sure that you put
them aside for his trust fund.

Speaker 21 (23:55):
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Speaker 14 (24:05):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in
your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on

(24:27):
your soul.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. Excuse me,
don't take a bite of an orange right before you
go on the air.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
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for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramires in
a game of trivia so grand it would make the
gods weep an one the stars themselves shudder in jealousy.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
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Speaker 2 (25:07):
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DM us at the Jewel Show or go to the
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Speaker 2 (25:16):
There's more trash talk today. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I also had a little Yeah you're feeling yourself today,
huh oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
All right, here's your trash talking. What are people have
in store today? If they want to face you.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
We're going to take it back to four hundred and
eighty BC four hundred eight. Okay, yes, the Battle of Thermopyli. Okay,
there's a clash of a men's historical significance. We're small
Greek course led by King Leonidas, one of Sparta. Don't
give me that all, okay, rad It's stood a resolute
against the overrolling mite of the Persian Empire under King Xerxes, that.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Right, Persian Empire.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Okay, in the battle that would come to simplize courage, sacrifice,
and the unwavering spirit of those who fight for freedom
despite the odds sack against them.

Speaker 2 (25:58):
Well, guess what who you can call me Queen Leonidas
because this is what in the I'm in it. I
like that. That's really feeling Sparta. I tried to do it, like, yeah,
I fell asleep because it was a half an hour long.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
But yeah, also, next time you do one of these,
can you run the pronunciations by me.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yeah, sir, you verse Victoria's coming up right after this.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm stupid, You're smart. What I was wrong?

Speaker 12 (26:34):
You were right?

Speaker 2 (26:35):
You're the best, I'm the worst. You're very good looking.
I'm not attractive.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
All right, as long as you're willing to admit.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That, it's time for America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramires in a game
of trivia for Kendrick Lamar tickets. And let's meet today's
lovely and talented contestant for you Verse Victoria.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Andy, what's up? Andy?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
What's going on? If you are correct, I am lovely?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Yes you are. He left on the talented part, but
he focused on lovely Andy.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
I'm not gonna lie, do you will try to show
me the scene from Sparta Spartan three hundred three hundred
scene is Sparta, and I feel a little more amped
up than usual, so I was just checking in with you.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
How are you feeling, Oh, I'm doing great, And just
remember the scene where they kicked the guy into the hole,
because that's about some one's going.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
That's what we were just watching. And we got to
the park right before that, before we had to go
on that on there. So as soon as we're done
with you or Victoria, we're watching the rest of that scene.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
I just can't believe every dude on the planet knows
that scene.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
Oh yeah, we've all wanted to do that to our
boss at some point. All right, lovely Andy, we're gonna
send Victoria out of the studio and the game is
played like this.

Speaker 2 (27:47):
He got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
If you don't know one, just say pass, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win. Are you ready,
lovely Andy, let's go all right, time starts now.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Who was the second man to walk on the moon?
What is the full name of the fictional school in
Harry Potter? What is what is the name of the
famous clock tower in London?

Speaker 6 (28:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
What is the name of the dog in the Wizard
of Oz? What is the capital of Egypt?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
All right, we'll bring Victoria back as soon as she's
jumping around outside. She's gotten hyped up. Good job, Andy,
Why Victoria is getting settled? Andy, keep in mind we're
on the radio. But what's the weirdest thing you've ever
done for money?

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Boy? I choose not to answer that question.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Understand all right, Victoria is ready to go thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,
just say pass and you have to beat Lovely Andy.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Outright to win. I'll go to my Sparta kicks.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Lovely Andy, you can tell Victoria whin to go go?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Who was the second man to walk on the moon?
U Arms Troung was first. I don't know the guy's names.
No pass.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
What is the full name of the fictional school in
Harry Potter Awgwars? What is the name of the famous
clock tower in London the clock? What is the name
of the dog and the wizard of oz.

Speaker 12 (29:34):
Dort?

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Dort?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
That's it, Doto? What is the capital of Egypt? Uh?
I don't know how many sides does the stop sign have? Eight?
What is the main ingredient and traditional hummus?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Chickpeas alight?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
That's right. You throw your hand at meal to tell
me to go, Nina. You're going too slowly for you slowly?
I need you to go past. Is the fast pace game? Okay, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I was watching a video the other day on TikTok
and then we got two seconds into it. They're like,
so anyway, here's how you can live forever. And she's
just fast forwarded. It's like a chipmunk going so I
got just sped it up. I couldn't handle it for seconds.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
I was like, har you know the information like that's it.
I just need to do the video repeating the words
of the video you play right before that one.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
All right, let's find out how you guys did and
send it over to our scoreboard. With our scoreboard producer Brad.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Andy got one correct Andy, Victoria got three corrects.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Smart as.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Sorry, Andy, you did not beat Victoria, but you do
still get Kendrick Lamar tickets for playing. Yeah, congratulations. All right,
let's get the answers now with Nina Edwin.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Buzz Aldrin is the second man to walk on the moon.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is the full name
of the fictional school and Harry Potter did you give
her that point.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Just for Hogwarts? Brad?

Speaker 6 (30:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
What Wait? Seriously, the question is what is the full
name of the school?

Speaker 5 (31:05):
That's dumb and I was curious and that's why I waited.
By the way, anyways, Big Ben is the name of
the famous clock tower in London. Toto is the name
of the dog and the Wizard of Oz. Cairo is
the capital of Egypt. An octagon has eight or a
s stop sign is an octagon that has eight sacks,
and chickpeas is the main ingredient and traditional hummus.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
I actually got four points.

Speaker 6 (31:25):
It's okay, No, you shouldn't have.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
We play you for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you think you have what it
takes to play Victoria, you can DMUs at the Jewbel
Show or go to the jebelshow dot com. Your phone
prank happens every single hour on the twenties. Your next
one is coming up right after this, and then right
after that is Nina's What's Trending. It's the Jebel Show.
It's time for Nina's What's Trending.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
So France is trying to do its part for the
environment by letting us know how often we should be
washing our shirts. Oh, they say that we should wash
our shirts five times before. No, we should wear our
shirts five times before we wash them, and our bras
seventeen times before we whoa, because doing too much laundry
isn't good for the environment.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
Seventeen times that the shirts. I don't mind if you
don't like get them dirty and you're not like like
working out, running around town whatever.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
But they have a scent on themselves.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
I like it was seven times, not seventeen times. Okay,
that's still kind of a lot in my opinion. But
French have a reputation for being a bit stinky. Yes
they do.

Speaker 5 (32:23):
They do, and that's why they're putting this out to
say that's not true. We're not stinky anymore. It's not us,
it's our clothes, and their Ecological Transition Agency is letting
the world know that they're not stinky. But they are
also good at doing good things for the environment. By
not washing their clothes, they're spinning it, they're spinning the body.

(32:43):
But realistically, do you really wash your shirt that many times?

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I mean after like after two or two I washed
it after one wear usually.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, but you also run around?

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Yeah, I guess if all I do is come to
work and like I'm not running around and it's just
not well.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
Like if I spreak loan on, it's on my shirt
and then you know the next time I pick of
the shirt, it smells like old cologne.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
It grows.

Speaker 5 (33:06):
Yeah, that makes sense, But I just I feel like
this is kind of on brand, like especially.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
With the bras. But I just exact in the summertime,
I think it's I think it's backwards. I think the
closer the garment is to your body, the more it.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
Should be wash Yeah, well definitely with the lower half,
but the upper half.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Bras shouldn't actually be washed that much.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
It messes up the material, it breaks them down, and
all that's happened, they lose support. And so unless you're
sweating ridiculous amounts, then I don't think you really need to.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
It's like on my body, it feels kind of gross.
I'm just are you dirty? WHOA, No, I'm clean. I
think showers morning. If you're the one wheel, it all grows.
I don't know. But I also I'm different.

Speaker 7 (33:49):
I think bros should only be used if needed for
medical reasons.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Okay, I don't agree.

Speaker 5 (33:55):
As I've said before, I'm a little bit on the
uneven side. So they helped me stay up in the
right place. They make everything look y'very comfortable for you.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
They are well.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Plus I'm larger, so it hurts if I'm walking around
with that reason.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
That's what that's what I'm mean, it hurts without it,
wear it otherwise not cut off.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Here's if I run. Is that being per years? Are
you really trying to help the world. No, I'm trying to.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
I feel like I feel like a lot of women
I know complain about bras all the time, and I'm like,
they're cool if you didn't feel like you had to
wear them, you know.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
It does feel good to take it off at the
end of the day. It does, but one end of
the day. But the middle of the day I need them.
The work day part is over. That needs aw I hate. Actually,
you're good at not wearing a bra all the time
because you're sick, like you just have. Like you know,
some the people that have it, listen, shout out to you.
You will blame people that just also paid for it.

(34:47):
Shout out to you. It looks great. So here's a
Valentine's Day gift idea. If you've always dreamed of being
a superhero in your partner's eyes, there's this guy in
Malaysia who can be hired for twenty five dollars to
forty dollars to go and bug your partner and then
like harass them. Kind of so you get to turn
around and be the superhero. You can even beat him

(35:07):
up or extra cash. And this isn't the first time
I've reported on this guy. I feel like every year
he's got some marketing campaign going on that allows him
to make a little extra cash.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
We say it all the time, there's no reason for
you to be broke. There's always.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
A scene in a lot of rom proms, or some
guy pays somebody to harass him on the street and
then beats him up, and then she falls in love.
But then she finds out that you know, he paid him,
and they break up for a minute, and they get
back together, you know.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Yeah, yeah, he falls in love with the guy that
was yeah yeah, not just bring me flowers.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I will love you just as much of that.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
That bring you flowers right after I beat the CRUs
this guy that just looked at my girl.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Lot right, And that is what's.

Speaker 22 (35:53):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Tuble Show.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Drew is on the phone today for Catch a Cheater
and he's been with Grace for three years, but now
he thinks that something might be going on. Drew, thanks
for coming on the show, man, What's up?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Man?

Speaker 18 (36:12):
I just got this feeling in my stomach. You know,
I just know that she's cheating, and I think something happened.
She went on a girl's trip about a week ago,
and ever since then, it's like she's been distant with me.
She's avoiding conversations with me. We haven't been intimate. It
just doesn't feel right.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
Okay, have you had bad feelings before and been correct
maybe even outside of Grace, Yeah, not with her, but.

Speaker 18 (36:38):
In previous relationships I have. Yeah, the minute I feel it,
it's an indication that something's up.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Do you know the people that she went on this
trip with, and like, did they post? Were you watching?
Of course that's the first thing I asked, because I
would as.

Speaker 18 (36:53):
She went with her girlfriends. She was gone for about
four days and really wasn't responsible my text. I only
talked to her once a day. I mean, she had
plenty of time to do whatever she did. She's just
not just uncommunicative with me, and it just seems like

(37:14):
she's guilty about something.

Speaker 5 (37:15):
I mean, I understand why you would be jumping to
those conclusions. We just want to kind of flesh it
out a little bit and make sure that you know
there aren't other possible reasons, like when you come back
from a girl's trip, you need to recover, Yeah, you know,
like hangover.

Speaker 18 (37:28):
It wasn't only the trip though. If friends of Mars
got engaged recently and I brought up the possibility of
us getting engaged at some point and the minute that
I did, she immediately shot me down and just did
not want to talk about it.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
People's reaction to how that line of questioning is very telling.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
And to that point, did you ask her straight up?
Were you like, what did did you mess around with somebody?
Did you ask?

Speaker 18 (37:59):
Did I ask her?

Speaker 19 (38:00):
No?

Speaker 11 (38:00):
I haven't, I haven't.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (38:02):
And you had a good idea for how you think
that we could catch her if she is cheating.

Speaker 18 (38:06):
Yeah, there's this grocery store that's handing out free wine tastings,
and we both love wine, and I think you should
call as you're a person from the grocery store and
there's like a wine event, and you could ask her
if she would take me as her plus one something
like that.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Okay, cool, All right, Well we'll play us don't come
back and then call her from the grocery store and
see if she takes you. So the wine tasting event
that sounds fabulous, or somebody else who.

Speaker 6 (38:33):
Came in awesome.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Thank you all right, please don't come back, get your
to catch theeter.

Speaker 22 (38:37):
Next, it's time to catch a cheater only on the.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Juble Show if you're just joining us for to catch
a cheater. Drew is on the phone and he thinks
that his girlfriend of three years named Grace might be cheating.
So we're about to call her from the grocery store
that she's a rewards card member at Andrews told us
that they like to go to wine tastings together, so
we're going to offer her a VIP experience at our
new wine tasting thingy that I'll say it better than that.

(39:05):
When I call that, we have and see if she
adds him as her plus one or someone else. Real
quick though, before we call her, Drew, why don't you
catch everybody up on the situation.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Why do you think she's cheating?

Speaker 18 (39:17):
Yeah, so she went on a girls trip not a
week ago, and ever since she's been super decent with me,
and we haven't been intimate, and she completely shot me
down when I pitched the idea of us getting proposed
one day and in my gut, I just know that
something happened on her trip.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Okay, all right, here we go, man, you ready?

Speaker 18 (39:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Okay, I want a dollar from a right now? Hello, Hi,
this is Drop and calling from So. I was looking
for our rewards card member named Grace. Yeah, this is

(39:59):
she Grace.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Please, how are you? Please? Don't hang up?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
I am I'm calling you because congratulations you're this most
big winner.

Speaker 12 (40:07):
What does that mean? I'm confused. I don't what does
that mean?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
In case you didn't know, we've opened up a wine bar,
but we're inviting a few of our very important customers
like yourself to our soft launch and our soft opening
with a special guest, Somolier from Italy, who will be there.

Speaker 12 (40:30):
Okaypath is real. I mean that's cool.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yes, it's a very special and I don't you buy
a lot of wine with us, and so we notice
that and so anyway, you're this month big winner. It's
a it's an event where you can bring a plus
one okay, and we'll send you all the details in
your email.

Speaker 12 (40:48):
Awesome.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
It's a very posh private event.

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Okay, all right, that's cool. That's cool.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
It's going to be very romantic suit too, So I
don't know if you have a romantic partner that you
would like to take with you, So.

Speaker 12 (41:02):
I get a plus one for this?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Yes you do?

Speaker 12 (41:06):
Yeah? Okay, cool, I know who i'd take for this.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Oh wonderful. You know what, if you know right now,
I can go ahead because I will need to put
their name down too on the list. Sure, what's the
name of the person that you would like to come
with you?

Speaker 12 (41:17):
Yeah, Mackenzie and the last name on that.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Okay, but is that a romantic interest?

Speaker 13 (41:26):
No, no, no, I just want some girl time. She's
one of my best fat Yeah, I think this is Do.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
You have a significant other at all?

Speaker 12 (41:35):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, but yeah I would.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I can make an exception and I can invite you.
We can.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
You can invite them as well.

Speaker 12 (41:42):
Oh no, you know what.

Speaker 13 (41:43):
I actually my gut it would be preferable to go
with Mackenzie. I just like I have some things to
figure out, and I think a girls might would be great.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Thank you, sure, thank you very much. And it sounds
like you do have some things to figure out, So
I'll just get to the real reason that I'm calling.
My name is actually Jewbil from a radio show that
is called The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Hi, Grace.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
My name's Nina, not to freak you out, but also
on the show, Hi, I am Victoria.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Also on the show are you serious?

Speaker 17 (42:09):
What?

Speaker 12 (42:10):
Okay? What is this that? What?

Speaker 18 (42:12):
Well?

Speaker 1 (42:12):
We do it a segment on our show it's called
to Catch a Cheater? And Drew, your boyfriend for three years,
is on the phone has been listening because he thinks
that you might be being unfaithful.

Speaker 12 (42:26):
Oh my god, what do you need to figure out? No? No,
this is too weird. What is going on? I don't,
I'm not doing this.

Speaker 18 (42:34):
What Something has been off since your trip? Something has
been off, you know, it has, and all since the
night that I brought up us possibly getting married.

Speaker 12 (42:44):
Okay, I don't.

Speaker 23 (42:45):
I'm I'm started trying to wrap my head around the
fact that we're on the radio and whatever this.

Speaker 12 (42:49):
Is happening, So I don't hang on. Yeah, you brought
up marriage, dude, you brought up marriage way too early.
I don't. I don't know, like you Sorry, this was
you brought it up on my friend's wedding day. Like
I'm not. I'm not about that. I was trying to
celebrate them. I was a lot.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
You've been together for three years?

Speaker 18 (43:10):
Yeah, and it's not like I announced it in front
of everyone that was there.

Speaker 12 (43:16):
Reason if we don't talk about that, what are we doing?

Speaker 6 (43:18):
We've been together for three years.

Speaker 12 (43:21):
It's only been three years. That's like nothing in your
choosing to get on the radio to talk about this
is that private conversation? Drew?

Speaker 18 (43:30):
What are you doing? What happened on the girls trip?

Speaker 23 (43:34):
I like, okay, I I was like, I did hook
up with someone, and I felt like absolutely after and
the whole marriage thing you scared me and I didn't.
I didn't know what I I don't know what I want.
It's just it's too much right now.

Speaker 12 (43:49):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 23 (43:52):
It freaked me out and I felt like I felt
so after I did that.

Speaker 12 (43:56):
But I just feel like it's a lot right now, Drew.

Speaker 1 (44:02):
I mean, at least Grace, who came clean on the.

Speaker 12 (44:06):
Radio, Like, why is this happening on the radio?

Speaker 1 (44:09):
Yeah, but you told the truth finally. That had to
be eating you up. It sounds like you've been struggling
with it. I'm not saying it's a good thing that
you did that or giving you see what I'm saying,
it's obviously you've been struggling with it. But Drew, your
boyfriend of three years has also been struggling with thinking
something has happened.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
I think we needed a break.

Speaker 12 (44:27):
Okay, Okay, that's fine, I get it.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
Are we taking a break because you didn't know?

Speaker 5 (44:40):
I just almost Sometimes I feel like the quick response
is like, let's take a break, you know, when you're
going through something hard instead of facing it. So if
you take the break, I don't know what the benefit
is if you don't work through what the problem is here,
Like Grace is scared? You wanted more, Grace, do you
really want to? Are you just saying that because because

(45:01):
he does?

Speaker 12 (45:03):
Yeah, I'm just really confused.

Speaker 23 (45:05):
I thought we were like doing time, but every time
he brings up like marriage or future stuff, I feel
really like triggered or whatever, and.

Speaker 20 (45:14):
So like I don't know what that means. I just
need to figure out. I don't know if you need
a break, like obviously you'll do that, but like I don't.

Speaker 12 (45:25):
You don't need a break, I just need like time.
Three years is.

Speaker 18 (45:29):
Nothing, I mean, honestly, Grace, I don't I don't really
know what to say right now.

Speaker 12 (45:37):
I'm sorry. I am sorry. I really like it was
nothing to me.

Speaker 20 (45:42):
I felt horrible after it I don't want to hurt
you like that like ever ever.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Is this the first time you've ever done anything like grace?

Speaker 12 (45:52):
Yes, oh my god, yes. But I've had feelings of
like feeling trapped before, where like things are moving to quickly,
but I've never I've never done that. People poor, I'm
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 18 (46:07):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Okay, but we'll let both of you guys go, and
at least glad for both of you that the truth
came out. Yeah, and I hope you can figure out
what is best for both of you.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
Okay, thank you, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
Thank you, thank you, thank you, good luck.

Speaker 12 (46:29):
Thanks the Jewel Shows.

Speaker 8 (46:32):
To catch a.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Cheatah, I had a guy stay over in my place.
In the morning.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
He started reciting extremely long and terrible Harry Potter poetry.
Told me, if we'd do this more often, he'd write
me poetry for every morning we wake up together. I
did not invite him back the Jule Show. As a
text we got in at four one o six one.
Because there's a trend going viral of people sharing the
worst endings to dates they've ever had. So if you
have a terrible ending to a date, call us eight

(46:57):
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three three one o six one. You can also
text us four one oh six one and we'll go
over some of the top responses for the worst endings
to dates ever him letting me know he was married. Ah,
but she's cool with it. What is terrible ending to
a date? By the way, I am married, But she's
fine with this, So I wait until the end to

(47:20):
tell you.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
I feel like those people that say she's fine with
it need to come with a written note or proof,
because you can say that, I don't know if she's
really cool with it, right, if you're just trying to
make this okay.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I think dudes say that a lot.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
They do.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
I think people say that a lot. Women probably do too.
They're totally fine with it, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
There needs to be some kind of metal that says
that that's okay.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
There's a trend going viral of people sharing the worst
endings to dates they've ever had.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
And you know what's yours?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
So it was the next morning, also like mine, but
he's like, hey, because he didn't have his car at
my house.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
He's like, Hey, I really got to go pay my
phone bill.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Can you take me to like at and T or whatever,
and I'm like yeah, sure, so we go and he's like, oh, shoot,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Have my money.

Speaker 12 (48:00):
Can't you pay my phone mill?

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Why?

Speaker 5 (48:04):
And then I was like so hungry because I had
been drinking the night before, and I was like I
need to get Kara Yoki.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
And he's like, can you kid me? Did you pay
his bone bill? Of course she did? She didn't. I did,
and I took him back to my house.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
We ate Tarioki and then kicked him out. It was
a terrible date that came back to a second date
months later. Men, Oh my god, I'm hot, but he
was not smart.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
What's the worst ending to a date you've ever had?
Call us eight eight eight three four three six one
text in four six one, Hey Whitney, what's the worst
thing to a date you've ever had?

Speaker 12 (48:45):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (48:45):
God, Okay, I just want to say, like, it'll be
eight year this summer.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
That this happened.

Speaker 11 (48:50):
It's taking me like a long time to.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Get over it.

Speaker 11 (48:54):
Yeah, this might be gold Medal as far as like
worst dates.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
So I ended up going out with.

Speaker 16 (49:02):
A super hot guy, like I mean think Johnny Depp
in his prime.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
I mean he was like the hottest guy I've.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Ever gone out with.

Speaker 11 (49:10):
And he was also like not just a pretty face.

Speaker 16 (49:12):
He was you know, farming and like, you know, witty,
and he invited me to go.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Have dinner at this like new.

Speaker 24 (49:21):
Gourmy sorry gourmet pizza place that had opened up, and
so I was like, yes, of course, but I'm lactose intolerant.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
But you said yes the pizza.

Speaker 3 (49:39):
He was that hot.

Speaker 11 (49:42):
Yeah, I know, I know, and like I went to town.
I wanted to be like cool, I don't just eat solids, like.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
You know, a whole pizza myself, except you're la.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
I think you could have done that.

Speaker 8 (49:59):
No, du I, I like went for it, you know.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
And it was good on the lips.

Speaker 11 (50:04):
Let me just say that it has been a long time.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
It was the last time.

Speaker 11 (50:10):
So the date went great, like up until he walked
me to my car for the.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Oh my god.

Speaker 16 (50:19):
All right, so he says like some little comment and like.

Speaker 8 (50:23):
You can tell we're both vibing with each other.

Speaker 24 (50:26):
It's getting to the end of the day and he
says some comment and we're like busting out laughing, and that's.

Speaker 11 (50:33):
When everything went downhill.

Speaker 24 (50:36):
I don't really want to go into the details, but
things got wet.

Speaker 11 (50:41):
I was wearing a skirt like the sch it.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Was Oh no, oh my goodness.

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Oh that's the worst. You get the gold medal like
in a row. You ended your date with a wet laugh.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Oh there was no laugh.

Speaker 11 (51:01):
Like the look of hair and his eyes like is
steared into my memory. I will never forget it, Like
I'm to the point where I can kind of laugh
about it now. But like it was messed up, like
I was. There was nothing to do.

Speaker 16 (51:16):
I was like I gotta go, and it ended abruptly
and like I literally never talked to this guy again.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
And it was a cool trauma. Yo. Well, thank you
for your phone call.

Speaker 1 (51:26):
Call us eight at eight three four three six text
skirt a skirt and you're wearing a skirt? Oh my goodness,
Hey Candy, Hello, what's the worst thing you've had?

Speaker 19 (51:42):
In keeping with that theme, my son in law went
to the yes and my son in law went to
the fair with several friends. But one of them had
a blind date and they decided to go off by himself,
you know, get acquainted.

Speaker 12 (51:54):
And he's walking along.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
He had his fancy khakis on.

Speaker 19 (51:56):
He thought, oh, I can get away with this, so
he let a little too out, only it was not
a two.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Oh no, you can't come back from that.

Speaker 11 (52:12):
He went and he said, you know what, I think
I'm gonna buy a pair of sweatpants.

Speaker 15 (52:17):
So he cried.

Speaker 19 (52:18):
He sat her on the bench and he crab walked
over to the booth, bought himself a pair of sweat
and he goes, I think, I said. The porter place says, hey,
wait right here, I think I'll put these on. So
he crag walked over to the porta potty, I mean
as Kaki's everything was trashed. He took his k's and
wallet out and just dropped him right down the chute.

Speaker 11 (52:40):
He turned, so you're ripped open the package.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
It was a sweat shirt.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
That's amazing. Your phone brake happens every single hour on
the twenties.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that, trending you it's time for Nina's
what's trending.

Speaker 5 (53:02):
So the Big Day or the day after the Big
Game may not be an official holiday, but it is
if you like to get free food and deals on food,
because some of your favorite chain restaurants are doing all
kinds of things with discounts and freebies. But one that
you should know about for sure is Starbucks because they
have decided to give out free coffee to help you
with your hangover.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Oh that's nice. I know.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
So anyone that you go to you can get a
free tall twelve ounce or ice s brewed coffee anytime,
and then you just have to have to keep on
or tell them about it.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
But I think that's pretty amazing. That's kind of cool. Bradley,
write up your Alley free coffee.

Speaker 7 (53:34):
I don't drink, though, does coffee? But does coffee cure
a hangover?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
I think it can help. The caffeine can help. I
always told it could, but I hold what's bet toelwood
was better? Is doc pepper?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Okay, any kind of animal probably just replace it all.
I feel like that would make it worse.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
But anyway, Dolly Parton is turning her past pain into wine.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
Literally.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Oh so, I don't think I realized that Dolly Parton
had her own line of wine, but she does.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
But it's all white wine.

Speaker 5 (54:10):
She's now going to be releasing a red wine, a
pino noir for the very first time. And the reason
she had a problem with red is because it reminds
her of Joline.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
The woman that tried to take her husband is a
woman who tried to take her husbands. That song's about Yeah,
it's a true story. Take my man. Didine sue her?
Oh I don't think her name is actually Joline.

Speaker 5 (54:31):
I think the song is about a Joline And oh yeah, okay,
so now yeah exactly. So all these years later, she's like,
all right, my husband's here, I got all my money
and my success.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Let's put out a bottle of red. I want to
know who is this? Kind of like Beyonce? Right, what
Becky with the good hair? Joline? Who are these people?
Didn't we find out who Becky with the Good Hair was?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
There's still a rumor. We feel like we do, but
we're not sure. Yeah. I can see her.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
Face like lively. She's wrecking everything.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
Somebody who is getting praised right now is Ariana Grande's mama.
So apparently there have been conversations coming up from about
Ariana's past and when she was pursuing her career in
acting and singing and all that. When she was eight
years old, her mom would never leave her during rehearsals,
which that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
She was eight years old, but so many stage moms do,
I guess.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
But she went so far as to get roles in
some of the productions that she was doing, just so
she could be there and work her way around the rules.
I did think that was cute, That's okay. I thought
that was really cute.

Speaker 7 (55:39):
So I think it's weird that we're celebrating the bare
minimum of parents.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I know, Well, that's what it is when in Hollywood
child actors, Man, I feel bad for them a lot
of times. Like the parents that are actually involved and
make sure that they're okay on set and doing whatever
they have to do for school and all that stuff.
That's great, but I think it's rare in Hollywood, which
I think is.

Speaker 5 (55:57):
Why she's being celebrated so much as a wonderful stage mom.

Speaker 7 (56:00):
Right, I'm just I'm sad that that needs to be
so like that is the bare minimum of parenting. Keep
an eye on your child, keep him alive. Yeah, I
mean that's so weird.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, don't trust some sixty year old producer who just
wants to make another hit and make money to watch
them and not overwork them at lee at.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
The very least. Yeah, we've seen how those stories play out.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
So that's what I just had a weird You know,
Ariana Grande's brother Frankie dude, was he being watched as well?

Speaker 24 (56:30):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (56:31):
Right, so Marianna is more of a star. You can
watch frank You go ahead, good luck, Frank.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
All right.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Anyway, it's the Dowle Show.

Speaker 6 (56:43):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little Secret?

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Are you ready?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (56:51):
Yeah, we're ready.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Okay, so this is kind of embarrassing. Okay, So when
I was sixteen years old, I was in my mom's
room and I found a item for lack of a
better term, hue your imagination, AnyWho, I decided to put
it somewhere. I watched it in there, uh huh, and

(57:16):
I couldn't go anywhere, you know, to the bathroom or
anything for like a week or something. So I went
to the emergency room and the doctor was my best
friend's dad.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
Okay, what nowhere?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Yeah, so he had he had to remove it, and
a couple of days later I went to his house
and his dad was there and he was like, he
looks familiar.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
I think I know you, and.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
I said, no, you don't.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Did he ever remember?

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I think he remembered my face, but you shouldn't remember
what it was for.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
Okay, Why it's like your mom's what does she have
to take you to the hospital?

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Yes, she well, my dad took me because I was
too embarrassed to tell my mom.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
Oh, they probably felt real bad for leaving that somewhere
you could find it.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Yeah, I was like that, can you take me to the hospital.
He's like why, I said, I'll tell you in the car.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
So did you get it back and get it back
to your mom?

Speaker 20 (58:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (58:21):
He still doesn't know where.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Just at this day, I'm looking for it. So did
you learn a lesson that day? Probably? Don't take your
mom's things.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
Boys, Yeah, don't don't snoop in your mom's room.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
Thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Of course, have a going man, appreciate you.

Speaker 22 (58:38):
What's your dirty little secret?

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