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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Listen.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
The ladies asked me to make it Top five secrets
about men. Number One, most men, if given the opportunity
when they're single, are sleeping with the woman. Even if
he's talking to a girl and he really likes he's
given the chance, he's going to sleep with a girl,
you'd be surprised. Number two, every man has a woman
that he still thinks about. All of us guys have
that one girl that we thought was perfect. It didn't

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work out. Even if we don't want to be with her,
even if we don't like her, we still think about
her and it does affect us in the future.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
It's the double show.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Good And there's a list that's going viral of guys
sharing their deepest tarket secrets that most women don't know about.
And I'm not sure what you'll think of these, but
let's go over the list so you can understand the
complexities of bros better. And by the way, that dude

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did not speak for me. That dude was a total brover.
But here are some of the top secrets that guys
have that women probably don't know. According to the threat
that's going by, if you ask a guy what he's
thinking about and he says nothing, it's very likely nothing
that or we're thinking about something so stupid and pointless

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we don't really feel the need to tell you about it.
I co signed that one hundred percent. There are sometimes
where I'm not literally not thinking about anything. I'm just
quiet driving. I might be looking at a cloud, going
like that's cloud.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
I'm not even.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Thinking about the cloud, just like, cool, there's a cloud
right there. It's almost never so deep. Yeah, you know, yeah,
sometimes it's not neap at all. And there's been a
lot of times where I've been driving with a significant
other like what are you thinking about? I'm like nothing.
You got to be thinking about something. No, I know

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it's surprising, but yeah, there's nothing again. And then you're
arguing about the fact that you're thinking about nothing. I'm like, literally,
there was nothing on my mind. Now there is now.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I'm really annoyed, and I'm thinking about a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
I just don't think women are capable of not being Yeah,
it's hard for us to grasp.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah, here's another secret that women may not know. According
to this threat that's going viral about what men have
but men secretly feel and think about that women might
not know. I don't know if other guys feel this,
it says, but I'm afraid of accidentally making women feel
uncomfortable in my presence. For example, when I walk, when
I happen to walk in the same direction as a

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woman in front of me or for a while, and
I'm not even interested in women in the first place,
I worry about if she feels uncomfortable. I feel that
all the time.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I do.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
If I'm walking down the street and there's a woman
in front of me or whatever, and it's like just
me and her, I worry about her feeling uncomfortable because
of a lot of dudes.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Unfortunately, I will literally stop walking, let them get far
enough away so they don't think anything.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Because what do you do in that moment? Can you
just picture Jewbil.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I'm by the way, I totally respect I respect you.
I'm not gonna hurt you one bit. But I'm also
going to turn right with you over that corner. Okay,
all right.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
It's more creepy, you know.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
I was turning right exactly to wait a second, the
track still following me.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
They're going over a thread of men sharing some guy
secrets that most women don't know about. And we'll see
if you think some of these are true, or maybe
just give you a little insight into the very not
that complex male brain that says, when we want to
be alone, it's not that we don't want to be
around you, it's that we don't want to be around
anyone for a bit. Yes, okay, I feel like that

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goes both ways for men and women. There are times
where people just want to be alone. Yeah, I agree
with that.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I will say, ladies, you do have a habit of
making it about you in that situation.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Well, because at the end of the day, you want
to believe that you're not just anyone, you know what
I mean, Like, I.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Guess you are. You want you're just a human.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
But if you think that I'm just anyone in your
bubble of life, then that doesn't make me feel special.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Well, but you're a human who breathes and speaks and
does things that I don't want to be around.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Right now now, I'm a big fan of alone time
and producer, Brad, if you say it that way, that
will definitely start alone time. I just picture you staring
straight ahead, like in the kitchen or something, and she's
behind you being like, want to hang on.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
It's just that you're a human and I don't want
to be around human.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Something.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yeah, there's a thread going viral of guys sharing guy
secrets that most women don't know about.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Here's another one. If you compliment my appearance, I'll probably
remember forever. That is so true, though, Yeah, he says,
I still remember when a girl in college told me
I look nice with my beard when I first screw
it out.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
I've had a beard ever since.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Well, you know, because there's the whole thing where women
are attracted to more of the person than the look sometimes, right,
like confidence, personality, you're funny, all those kind of things, right,
And so I think men don't get complimented a lot
on their appearance, you know, even. I mean, I've not
been with people that were very nice to me, but

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I've had not many partners compliment me. If I'm dating somebody, though,
and then they tell me, like a shirt looks nice,
I'm like, oh my god, this is my favorite shirt.
I'm going to sleep with it every night. Really, yeah,
it feels so cool. You don't get that a lot
as a dude. I don't think unless you're like one
of those real hot dudes.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Maybe maybe I don't even know, they might not even Yeah,
and well even them, if they do, they probably.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Don't treat it the same way the rest of us do.

Speaker 7 (05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Probably they're like obviously, yeah, yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Do you see me? Attracts are nice?

Speaker 4 (05:42):
You know, we said that a long time ago, and
it's been attract suit every day since.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
We're attract sits every day now because people compliment to
me on them. See we're going over her throughout this
going viral of men sharing some guy secrets that most
women don't know about. Another one says, when people come
crying to us, our first inclination is to fix the problem.
Since this is often not possible, lead with something along
the lines of can I vent for a minute or

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anything that signals it's just time for active listening.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
But I feel like I'm always venting. So it's like,
if I come to you, I don't want you to
fix anything. I just want you to listen in it.
It takes a long time for us to learn that, though.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
You got to let them know. Yeah, I wanted to
let them know because it takes a long time, victoria
for guys to learn that, and guys are very direct.
Another one on this says, if you communicate with us directly,
you'll get what you want. So if you go, hey, hey,
over here, I just want to talk to you for
a second. I don't want you to try to fix this, okay,

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and like I'll be like, oh cool.

Speaker 7 (06:43):
I understand my part best.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
I'll sit down and listen.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
Then that's.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, over here, I'm over here. It's another jubile phone
frame Mornings, twenties. Hello, hey Morgan. Yeah, yeah, hey man,
this is Tim. I'm the guy that rented your car
on to Row. Hey man, I was going, yeah, everything's great,

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except I forgot to do one thing that I was
supposed to do when renting your vehicle.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
Okay, yeah, what.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
What was that?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
After I rent a car or something, I'm legally obligated
to tell you something and I didn't do it. So yeah,
I just got to do that and then all good.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
What are you telling about what happened?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well, it should have been when I rented the car,
but legally, i'm obligated to tell you that I have
been arrested for auto theft before. No big deal, All right, cool,
have a good day.

Speaker 7 (07:38):
Man. Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
well second you what?

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Yeah, legally I'm obligated to tell you that I have
been arrested for auto theft a few times. But anyway, yeah,
so I got down out of the way. Yeah, but
I was never convicted. So anyway, all good. By the way,
the car.

Speaker 9 (07:57):
I'm gonna need, I'm gonna need my car back as
soon as possible.

Speaker 7 (08:00):
Like that's not acceptable.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Well, I rented it for a few days, bro, I'm
not renting.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
My car to a car thief. Correct. I'm gonna need
that back right now.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Well, you're not renting it to a car thief, is
the thing.

Speaker 7 (08:12):
I don't like the way you're talking to me right now.
I don't care what you could tell yourself. I need
that back.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I have not been convicted, and you know I didn't
have to tell you that.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
Matter to me. Doesn't matter. I don't care.

Speaker 8 (08:25):
I don't like my car being in your hand and
I need it back.

Speaker 10 (08:29):
Why is that you literally just said that you've stolen
cars before?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Why do you think I don't think I said I
stole cars before? I said, legally, i'm obligated to tell you.

Speaker 10 (08:38):
You said you've stolen cars before, you've been you have
been erected for stealing cars.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yes, but never were conviction or go condiction.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
I need my car.

Speaker 11 (08:46):
Back, all right.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
Well, I'm pretty sure that's breaking the Turow rental policy
because I did reserve it for a week.

Speaker 12 (08:55):
You're breaking it right now by not telling me I haven't.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
That's so I'm just renting your car though I haven't stolen.

Speaker 13 (09:02):
It yet yet.

Speaker 12 (09:05):
Yeah, use me yet?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 8 (09:08):
You got you gotta be kidding me right now.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm confused.

Speaker 7 (09:13):
You're confused. You're out of your mind, buddy, dude.

Speaker 10 (09:17):
You just literally said, have you ever stolen it yet?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Nope?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
No, I didn't out.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
Yes you did, Yes, you act free page it, you
said to me on the phone right now, God recorded, dude,
I need.

Speaker 7 (09:33):
You to bring back my car right now. Where are you?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
I really like it though, it's super nice.

Speaker 13 (09:39):
I know it's nice.

Speaker 7 (09:40):
That's why I'm renting it out.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
Okay, fine, I will start driving back right now. Okay,
I'm headed back. I don't understand. I don't get it
at all.

Speaker 14 (09:49):
Oh my god, oh god, oh god, oh.

Speaker 13 (10:01):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Hello hello hello hello, oh.

Speaker 8 (10:18):
Yeah, oh what the just happened?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
So?

Speaker 1 (10:27):
How good is your reception on your phone?

Speaker 8 (10:31):
What just happened?

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Uh? Nothing, nothing, at all. Uh, I gotta go real quick.
Can I call you back?

Speaker 7 (10:43):
No? No, no, no, no, no, no no no. You
stay on the line right now. You tell me what
the just happened to you.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
And my car?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh you just got phone pranked, that's all. What this
is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a phone
prank on you and your girlfriend, Gabriell.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Let's set you up. It's a joke. Oh my god,
she said that you started putting your car on turow
and nervous.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Somebody's gonna I literally just thought I read my well
wake up every morning with Jubal phone franks, this time
for Nina's What's trending.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
So, if case you haven't heard, the FBI and the
Department of Homeland Security was really busy yesterday with all
of those cell phone outages trying to figure out what
it was.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Was it Aliens?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Was it a cyber attack? Yes, that was part of
the theory.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Now we know that based on their initial review, AT
and T believes that the outage was due to an
application and execution of an incorrect process used as they
were expanding their network. I knew it, so it was
just like a little oopsie in house.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't know if I fully believe that.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, I was listening, so I don't understand what that means.
A human wrote the wrong code.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I really think that, Like I was yesterday, I was like,
everyone's got all these conspiracy theories.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
I think it's just a dude did a half day.
Somebody had a half day. I really think that's what
it is.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
You can't imagine the pressure of some jobs like that,
Like if you mess up, it affects so many people
and so much Like if we mess up, it doesn't
really matter that you know, that guy messes up and
everybody's screwed with their cell phone.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, but it's hard to believe that one guy has
that much power.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I mean, it's not one guy, it's a whole team.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
But exactly the other thing is think about that for
a second, think about it.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
I don't think it doesn't take much to shut the
world down.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
At and T hasn't apologized, and they say that they're
going to do whatever they can to keep people connected.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Some guys filled the soda on his computer.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
That's what it was. He tipped over his soda. Oh no,
World War three? So hemell, So I was eating a
Patty Mountain I was on, but you.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Know my petty melt.

Speaker 15 (12:59):
If you.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Eat mill, I have no idea security double duty.

Speaker 4 (13:07):
You can get paid a little extra this award season.
You want two thousand bucks to watch all ten of
the Best Picture nominees at the ass Yes, you can
do that. And not only you want to do that,
well you get two thousand dollars. You will also get
a sixty five inch for k TV and a five
hundred dollars gift card to door Dash.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
I don't know where I can TV.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
This part of me is like, only sixty five aren't
they making eights now?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
And then the other part of me is like, where
do you put a sixty five inch television? Kind a place?

Speaker 1 (13:35):
We want to hire you to do that? Is that?

Speaker 11 (13:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
How do I do this?

Speaker 8 (13:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:38):
You know that's such an interesting question?

Speaker 10 (13:40):
Right?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
No, Actually you know what kind of It's a company.
That's all they say is just say a company in
quote to pay someone to do this. So it's a guy.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Doesn't matter who the company is. If you're getting this money.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Come over and watch all the movies with me to
take it.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
WHOA, Well, here's something fun for everybody to watch and
it's family friendly ish. So if you love Yellowstone, there's
a new show coming to Peacocks. It's a reality series
about the real life ranch family, real life cowboys. It's
called The McBee Dynasty, Real American Cowboys. I mean, I
do think it's cool. This family is about to get
all the love Kardashians. Watch Out is the season of

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the Cowboy Cowgirl and this share coming for him.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Doesn't it feel like it? I just hope we don't
make fun of Why would we make fun of them?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
That's what happens with some of these reality shows. Like
the producers go in they make them look like dumbadios
and it's like it's like not everyone lives in Beverly Hills,
Like most of the country is like these people. So
I just hope we don't like I hope the producers
don't screw this up, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
Okay, yeah, they do do that when they go to
some of these sounds and then they get the The
sad thing is they'll get the people hyped up about it.
You're gonna be honest, because they're slimy producers. Some of them,
they're like so we're gonna put you on TV and
it's gonna be.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Great, like people are gonna love you.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
And then they edit it in a way where they
just make them look like the biggest mouth breathing idiots ever.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
They got to make it entertaining.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Well, that's a.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Good point victory. We probably wouldn't watched. It's a real thing.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
So yeah, I mean it's a double edged sword.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
They are very good at what they do and just
as a cherry on top, they are an attractive family.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Of course they are the mcbe dynasty. Then it's going
to be nothing but the dudes working out on the
ranch with their shirts, eyes nothing. I didn't say any sorry, Victoria,
I didn't nothing's wrong with it. I just said that's
what it's. That's why they chose.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Them, and that's why it's trending. It's time to catch
a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Jake is on the phone today for to catch a
Cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend Madeline might be
cheating on him. They've been together for a year and
I guess they just moved in together there. How long
would you move in with Madeline, Jake?

Speaker 8 (16:04):
I've been with her over a year and then like
like you said, yeah, yeah, and we recently moved in
together about a month ago.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
About a month ago. Okay, So when did you start
noticing changes, I guess, or like start suspecting her of
cheating on you?

Speaker 8 (16:21):
I guess within the past the past couple of weeks
or past two weeks, Like she hasn't really been home
and she's always says like working late or she's at
her friend's house even like on the weekdays, which is weird.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
And then for me, like the real, the real, big.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
Like red flag is like she she doesn't want to
be like intimate with me, and so like because I
think something's going on.

Speaker 15 (16:47):
So she just always was like down before, not to
this experient where it's like like she doesn't want to
even like kiss, and like I would ask her, like
what's up, and.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
She would just say that she's tired or if she
just wants to hang out with her friends, and like
there shouldn't be an issue with that, and I mean
I guess, yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So she was always affectionate before you guys moved in together.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
Yeah, well, definitely more affectionate than nothing, that's for certain,
Like it's it's it's it just feels off it and
it kind of feels sudden. I don't know, it just okay, right.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Intuition is a real thing that can definitely mess with
your head too. So when you asked her about it?
Have you asked her about it straight up?

Speaker 13 (17:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (17:33):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't say straight up. I just
kind of like alluded to it. She picked up on it,
and then like with you know, I kind of defensive
and I don't know, but I haven't asked her like directly.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
It's awkward conversation to have, especially when you don't have
proof then you know, is there anything else?

Speaker 7 (17:50):
No?

Speaker 8 (17:51):
I mean, it's just it's just like when you're when
you know you've been with someone for a year and
then like you move in together and then things just
change so drastically. Just it feels like something off and
I think there may be someone else involved.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Oh do you think that maybe?

Speaker 1 (18:06):
Now this is just a stretch. I've never actually lived
with anybody, so please correct me if I'm out of
pocket on this. But like, do you get sick of
the person you know right when you move in with
them and you're together all the time. It's kind of
like a honeymoon phase. You guys have been together for
a year. Maybe she's just feeling like she doesn't have
her space anymore and it is a little smothered.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
I mean, I might think it's like I'm all about
like space just to say, you know, you know, you
need to go hang out with so away, But like
it's constant, and then when I like want to hang
out with her, then it's like there's no room for me.
So I don't know how to feel.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Okay, do you feel like she's attracted to you anymore
or not attracted to you anymore?

Speaker 8 (18:45):
I don't want to say no, but it doesn't feel
like it right now.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I've been there before. Man, that sucks.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
It's a little flaggy for sure, Yeah, for sure. And
so and when you ask her about it, she just
says that she's just tired and stuff like that.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Yeah, just like just you know, I mean, I get it.
You know, she's a hard working, you know, old woman.
But like it's just we've made time before and now
things are different. I don't know, it just it just
feels weird.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Okay, Well we'll try to figure it out for you. You
already told us about grocery store she's a Rewards a
rewards card member at. So we'll do the usual. We'll
call up and pretend to be from the grocery store
and say that every single month, we choose one rewards
card member at random who gets free flowers delivered anywhere
to anybody that they want from our Florida department.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
We'll see if she sends those to you or to
somebody else. Okay, okay, sounds good play son, Come back,
get your to Catch a cheater next if you're just
joining us for to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Today, Jake is on the phone and he thinks that
his girlfriend of a year might be cheating on him.
They just moved in together a month ago. So we're
about to call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store that she's a rewards card member at, and
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to
him or to somebody else. But before we do that, Jake,
why don't you catch everybody up on why you think

(20:00):
Madeline might be cheating?

Speaker 8 (20:01):
Uh? Yeah, we've been together a year. We just moved
in recently about within a month, and then now like
our whole routine has changed. She doesn't want to be
intimated with me. She's always working late and hanging out
with friends on even on the weekdays.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
All right, man, you ready to call her?

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (20:19):
Yeah, hello?

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Hi? Is this Madeline who's a Rewards Card member?

Speaker 12 (20:34):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (20:34):
Yeah, hi, hi, madam.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Please don't hang up.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
This is not a marketing phone call on cond of
let you know the congratulations here. This must big winner.

Speaker 16 (20:42):
So what did I What did I win?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Maybe I didn't know this, but every single month, we
choose one of our loyal and great Rewards Card members
to say thank you very much for being such a
great customer by giving you free flowers to be delivered
from our floral department anywhere in the United States.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Absolutely free.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
You just want thirty six long stem red roses, a
box of candy, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want.

Speaker 13 (21:05):
Wow, okay, thanks, well, thank you.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
I never weary.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
Thanks, so I can't say that anymore. That's the fun part.

Speaker 13 (21:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess that.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
So here's how it works.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
If you know the person you want to send them to,
I can take the information down in just a few
minutes here over the phone. If you're not sure yet,
I can set up a time to call you back.

Speaker 13 (21:26):
Yeah, no, I can. I can do it right now.
I can't get going soon anyway, So now.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Fine, if you could just give me the first and
the last name of the person you want to send
them to.

Speaker 13 (21:35):
Okay, yeah, I want to send it to my friend Emily.
Her mom just passed away, so I really think this
would absolutely make her like brighten her day.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
And she loves chocolate, So okay, all right, I'd love
to offer you a romantic set as well. That's just
the red Roses type thing. The other ones we can, well,
I'll I'll pull off to pull up the other options
for those, but I'm sure there would be different kind
of flower.

Speaker 13 (22:00):
Oh I don't okay, I don't need a.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Romance special special someone in your life or anything.

Speaker 13 (22:07):
So god no, I mean if you only knew, you know,
what is that supposed to mean? What? Hello?

Speaker 8 (22:16):
Yeah? What is that supposed to mean?

Speaker 1 (22:18):
That's your boyfriend?

Speaker 11 (22:18):
Jake?

Speaker 2 (22:20):
What?

Speaker 17 (22:21):
Jake?

Speaker 16 (22:21):
What?

Speaker 13 (22:22):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
This is actually the Jubil Show.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
It's a radio show, and we do a segment where
if you think you're significant other might be cheating. You
try to see who they send flowers to.

Speaker 13 (22:30):
That's what they say, Jake, you.

Speaker 18 (22:33):
Think I'm cheating, I'm cheating?

Speaker 13 (22:38):
Well, well what's what's what's the deal.

Speaker 8 (22:40):
With when he asked you about the love interest? And
you're like, oh God, if you only knew, Like, what
what's that all about?

Speaker 13 (22:46):
Because you're driving me crazy? Yeah, you want to know.
You got me on the radio. You want to know.
I think let's do it all right, box lot. I
can't stand living with you, Okay. You don't do any dishes.
All you do is play video games. You never want
to hang out when I'm there, So I'm kind of confused.

(23:09):
You know why you would even bother thinking I was cheating?
I mean, oh, never help me? Say you never helped clease.
You never make a bed, You never do anything?

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Why?

Speaker 8 (23:19):
Why is this the first time that I that I
can recall you bringing this up? You've never bought this
up to me?

Speaker 13 (23:26):
Jake? Are you brand now? Are you brand thinking? Now?
I have talked to you about this. I have asked you,
Oh hey, can you take out the garbage? Oh hey,
you left your dirty underwear. Let's get the marks on
them more again? Can you please put them away? I
don't like seeing your underwear. You just you didn't hear me?

(23:47):
Were you don't completely direct? I have been that direct.
You have been that checked out because it benefits you
to pretend you don't know what I'm saying or understand,
and so that I do it anyway, because I can't
stand to live until don't.

Speaker 8 (24:04):
I don't think you say you say you're disdirect. First
of all, this is the first time I'm finding out
there your friend Emily's mom died, all right, Mike Doolans, Yeah, yeah, Why.

Speaker 13 (24:14):
Don't you tell me about that stuff like a busy
play Fortnite or whatever the hell it is talking to
your friends on your little headset? Okay? Why would I
can't even get your attention?

Speaker 8 (24:27):
You expect me to read your mind. Sometimes sometimes you're
not as directed as you're saying.

Speaker 13 (24:30):
Your gee jake, when the dishes, when you eat your
food off of a plate and then you put it
in the sink, or actually you even leave it just
on the kitchen table. You I mean, I don't know
where you're raised in a barn, but you want me
to tell you to put your plate awake? Because I'm
your mommy, Okay, do you want to go live with
your mother? Live with your mommy?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Do you want to live with them anymore?

Speaker 13 (24:53):
I don't know. Yes, I don't know because he's not
the person I met in the staid for a year.
It just seems as soon as we moved in together,
he's turned into like this completely checked out flob that
expects me to do everything. So I don't know that
I want to keep living together.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I mean he does bring up a good point, though, Madeline.
Communication and being direct is kind of the key to communicating.

Speaker 13 (25:17):
I have been communicating, you know, turn that around. You
know you ever heard of projection cake? That's you trying
to be defensive and saying, oh, you never say anything
whenever you're just not listening.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
I mean, you've been a little mean right now. But
like my thing is, I'm being.

Speaker 16 (25:35):
Brady.

Speaker 13 (25:36):
You want to talk about communication? You thought it was cheating.
You didn't bring that up over dinner or sit me
down to have a chat about it. You you call
them radyd.

Speaker 8 (25:46):
I did ask you. I asked you why why you're
you know, why you work at so late? Why is
it tired? Like I would ask you those things and
you would just be like I got to work late,
I got to go to my friend's house, I.

Speaker 13 (25:59):
Mean, last a few weeks, because it's going be pointless
to tell you anything because you call with them.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
I'm sorry, I don't know to say other didn't. I'm
sorry that I haven't been doing my fair share.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Of things at the house.

Speaker 8 (26:12):
Madam. I love you, and I you know I get it.
What can I do besides verbalizing and doing what I
need to do?

Speaker 3 (26:20):
What?

Speaker 13 (26:20):
Like? Are you are you doating? I think you need
to and I appreciate your apology, and I'm glad that
it seems like we're having an open dialogue now. I
can't believe in the radio has to take us do it.
But I need you to do the work to figure
out why us moving in together has caused this behavior

(26:42):
for you, because I can't do that for you.

Speaker 8 (26:46):
Okay, we'd be a little more open with our conversations.

Speaker 13 (26:50):
I'm open. I'm open. I'll go to therapy. You want
to go to therapy, because I'll go, But I'm not
doing all the work to get us there.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
I just need to know that you are on the
same page with us. Let's say let's.

Speaker 13 (27:03):
Say week good I mean, are you willing to go
fifty to fifty and do things?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (27:08):
Okay, we're on the same page.

Speaker 8 (27:10):
I mean, I'm glad things are working out. I'll put
down the call of duty if maybe I can have
some call of booty.

Speaker 18 (27:17):
Oh, I think you gotta pick up the dishes wandering
first before you start pushing your luck there.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Do it.

Speaker 13 (27:30):
Okay, we'll do it.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
Go ahead. You better bring a white glove. But it's
on to get home because this place is gonna be
like spotless nice.

Speaker 16 (27:38):
Okay, all right, I will.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
I'm glad that you weren't cheating Medaline, and hopefully guys
can work it out goodlack.

Speaker 13 (27:45):
Yeah, I'm glad I wasn't cheating too.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 19 (27:54):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
For you.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Versus Victoria, America's favorite trivia game, your chance to take
on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia
to see who has the chance to eat breakfast with
a honk?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Oh, have you already picked him out?

Speaker 3 (28:33):
No, it's not the hunk of your choosing either. We
will choose the honk. Also ludicrous tickets, and let's meet
today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Diana was up. Diana.

Speaker 20 (28:45):
Hey, oh my god, I'm so excited. Oh my god,
I've been trying to Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
You just oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Let's do this all right, Victoria is gonna leave the
studio and Diana.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
The game is played like this.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passing. Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (29:15):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Sure, okay, here we go. Your time starts now. What
does HTTP stand for?

Speaker 13 (29:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
Victoria two?

Speaker 8 (29:30):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
When was the first powered flight?

Speaker 16 (29:33):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (29:35):
Oh my god, I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Japanese art involves folding paper to create intricate designs.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Anyway, what game show was Megan markle On?

Speaker 12 (29:47):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (29:49):
Celebrity for you?

Speaker 4 (29:50):
What country is directly north of Belize.

Speaker 9 (29:54):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Pat, all right, we'll bring Victoria back into the studio. So, Diana,
other than putting people around you in a great mood,
because you sound very happy, when's something else you would
like the world to know about you?

Speaker 13 (30:07):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (30:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (30:09):
I'm just a very happy person. I guess I'm a
morning person, so in the mornings I'm usually really happy.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
So I don't know me too.

Speaker 13 (30:17):
I mean, as long as I have my coffee, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
All right, spread that joy, girl.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
Victoria's back in studio with their headphones on. I'm scared.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Your chance to eat breakfast with a hunk Victoria is
on the line. Okay, thirty seconds to answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know when, just say
pass and you have to beat Diana outright to win.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Are you ready? I think so?

Speaker 9 (30:42):
Baby?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
WHOA now? Yes? When does HTTP stand for HTTV? How portal?
I don't know? When was the first powered flight? Huh?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
What Japanese art involves folding paper to create inter case designs?
What game show was Megan Markle on suits? What country
is directly north of Belize?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Why'd you uh? I can't think of my map right now.

Speaker 14 (31:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I'm not gonna guess.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I was gonna guess. Keep him at that. I think
that's wrong.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Time is up.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
I just gave up on that.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I don't know if I like that.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Well, let's send over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Producer Brad all right, So, Diana, you got zero correct
and the losing streak is broken with one for Victoria.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Victoria wins.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Diana, I'm sorry you did not be Victoria. It's okay.

Speaker 13 (31:39):
You know what, as long as I finally got in,
I'm more than happy I won.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Give her these.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
It has been a eleven day losing streak. So I
do apologize. I can't give you the hunk because I
want that, but I congratulated with.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
You do get tickets, So Diana, Yeah, that's true, no
matter what. Congratulations. All right, let's go over the answers
with Nina.

Speaker 4 (32:06):
Okay, So HTTP is Hypertext Transfer Protocol?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
What what is it?

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Even four?

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I would have been shocked in a yeah HGTP.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I'm ww okay the first I would have been shocked
to Victoria's just like hypertext.

Speaker 1 (32:20):
I actually thought she was going to.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
The first powered flight was in nineteen o three. Origami
is Japanese art that involves folding paper. The game show
Wait Dame show that Megan Marco Will lies on, What a.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Great game show? Carry hosts that technically did the.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Game show It's the Game of Life.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
The actual game show she was on was Deal or
No Deal. She was one of the suits.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I knew that. And then the country directly north of
Belize's Mexico.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
I should have, no Yes, you should have. Your parents
are gonna be very upset with the Victoria.

Speaker 7 (32:56):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
They listen to the show daily. They are always upset
with time for Nina's what's trending, It's gonna be okay.
Gmail is not going anywhere. Were we scared of that?
We were scared of that.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
So you may have seen an image that's been floating
around all over X that was showing an email allegedly
from Google saying that Gmail was going to be over
in August of twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
But the email is fake.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
That's what I just said. See, we're not scared anymore.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Okay, ocus Victoria.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
And you need to hear them.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
I'm listening now.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (33:28):
Okay, so the email with fake Gmail isn't going anywhere,
but what they are doing is changing their basic HTML
to whatever the next thing is that makes that make sense. Okay,
okay date Yeah essentially, Yeah, so Gmail is still here,
No worries. This is hilarious. I didn't write this pie,
but I'm going to say it anyway. Employers are trying

(33:51):
to now in scent advice their employees to come back
to work, making it smell good scent.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Maybe if we make our office smell like strawberries, still
want to come into this.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
They are actually thinking about this so specifically because they're
saying that each scent was handpicked to evoke a sense
of belonging in the space, because if you think about
the smell of cookies, you know, real estate people do
it all the time. When you go see a new
house and it smells good, they want you to think
of happy memories and happy times and make you feel
motivated to go to work.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
They're trying to it smells good. That is psychological warfare.
Companies are trying to literally brainwash you into feeling like
it's your grandma's house at work, so you'll never leave.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
I mean, honestly, I wouldn't be upside if it's smelt
good in here, hit or missing here.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
It's true.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
Hey, company, you give me a paycheck, I'll give you
my time. If you want me to be in the office,
I'll come in the office. If I don't want to
be in the office, fire me. It's really this simple, but.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
These ones are getting the bonus of incentification.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Word, give me the money you spent on your smells.
That's what I want to do as a corporation.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
We've done enough research on the brain to know how
to manipulate the brainways smell to make them want to
stay in here more. We'll also play subtle tones that
will make them feel more relaxed, and they'll never want
to leave. They'll soon be addicted to work. We're also
going to put a crack in the water. They'll always
be we're here wanting water, and where is that job?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
And I think it's here? Accurate Malia Obama, this is
actually kind of exciting.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
She's making moves in Hollywood with a new stage name.
So she's a talented filmmaker if you didn't already know.
And she's just unveiled her latest project at the Sundance
Film Festival.

Speaker 10 (35:43):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
But she wants to be separate from her family and
not be known as just Malia Obama, so she's going
by Anne Malia. Anne is her name, So she decided
to drop everything else and be Anne, so all of
her work will be under that name.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
O Aliah.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
And when you said it's going by Anne, I was like,
and Obama, They're still gonna know.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Oh, that makes much more sense.

Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yeah, I can understand wanting to distance yourself from one
of the most historic families in the.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
History of the country. I could get that.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Yeah, yeah, so you know, why would you want to
be part of something so great?

Speaker 3 (36:13):
Yeah, that's one thing that happens with kids of super
successful people like that. A lot of times they want
to distan like they I want to be known for me,
and I don't want to know one people thinking I'm
getting jobs because of my name or whatever or use it. Also,
I mean when I use what you've been given right,
be like, hey, Hollywood producer, you're gonna make my movie

(36:33):
because I'm an Obama and my dad could probably have
you killed.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
I mean, you gotta do power moves once a.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
While, yeah, and then just be good at what you
do and.

Speaker 5 (36:42):
People will it's like, okay, great, you're just good at
it and they're in Obama.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
What Yeah, And by the way, you are getting jobs
because your last thing.

Speaker 9 (36:48):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Yeah, I know, I mean, but I kind of understand
that you want to carve out your own lane and
being individual.

Speaker 12 (36:56):
Just carve it.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
You don't have to change your last name.

Speaker 5 (36:58):
It's disrespectful to the first black pressing in the States
of America.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
I think she's trying to be an individual and you
poop pooing on everything is not exciting.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
If I mean, if I wanted to get into the
music industry and jay Z was my dad and I
was jubile Z, I will use that.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Please make that your stage name.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Because yeah, kid Jay he has a son that's in
music and it's like a short white dude.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
How that.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Yeah, they're like almost the same age. Huh.

Speaker 20 (37:44):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 3 (37:51):
Josh is on the phone today for a first date
follow up, and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Becca so well so in a few minutes, we'll call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting,
maybe get them another date. But first, Josh, let's talk
about your date. What happened with you and Becca? How
long has it mentace to talk to her?

Speaker 9 (38:06):
Hey, guys, thanks for having me. So yeah, it's been
like about a week since the last time I talked
with Becca.

Speaker 13 (38:14):
But she was super cool.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
We met on bumble and we messaged her a little
while for a few weeks actually, and the.

Speaker 13 (38:22):
Vibe was great.

Speaker 9 (38:22):
We had a bunch of bunch of fun like talking
over tech, and so we decided a new person and
we were trying.

Speaker 13 (38:29):
To think of fun day ideas and we went to this.

Speaker 9 (38:30):
Like indoor mini golf arcade type thing, you know, like
throw it back so like a classic eighties movie time.

Speaker 13 (38:35):
But that was pretty fun.

Speaker 9 (38:38):
And while she was there, like straight up that I
got pretty buzzed off of the margarita she was drinking,
but she was still like super fun and having a blast,
So like I thought, it was really cute, but it
wasn't an issue for me.

Speaker 13 (38:47):
It was a good time.

Speaker 9 (38:49):
So then we were flirting a bit while we were
playing mini golf, and then we like made out in
one of the race car arcade games, and it was
like the chemistry was great for real, But then like
a kid came up and they started making fun of us,
and so then we had to like, yeah, they're real
quick racking up.

Speaker 13 (39:05):
It was straight up like out of a classic movie.
It was awesome fun.

Speaker 9 (39:09):
Yeah, and then like so we had to run out anyway,
so we decided to go back to my place, and
then like we were, I was looking for something to
cook and all I had was these eggs, so I
made this omelet and then we put on some music.

Speaker 13 (39:22):
We were slow dancing in.

Speaker 9 (39:22):
The kitchen, and then we made our way to the
bed and then you know, Becca was still a little
buzz so we talked for a while, but I didn't
really want to do anything, but we just fell asleep.
But awesome date, awesome night, so much fun. But then
I woke up the next morning and she's totally gone,
and there's like no note or anything, and she hasn't
left me a message. So first I'm honestly like.

Speaker 13 (39:44):
A little worried, like is she okay?

Speaker 9 (39:46):
So I tried to like send her a message like
the next day, and she responds with absolutely nothing, like
no word at all and like she just totally ghosted me,
like totally disappears from my life. I just like don't
understand what happened.

Speaker 16 (40:02):
Yeah, because I.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Was gonna say, you know, she gets up and leaves
in the morning, that's not that weird, you know, especially
after her first night like that, you want to get
home and clean yourself up and not have you see
them like that or have you see her like that,
But to not say a word later strange.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
Yeah, that was yeah, And like and I messaged her like, hey,
I had such a great time, like let me know
if you want to meet up again, and like it's
been totally radio silence.

Speaker 13 (40:26):
And I thought the vibe we had was like incredible.

Speaker 9 (40:29):
I mean it was straight up like out of a movie,
Like I haven't had a state that great in years.
And then the fact that she just totally disappeared like
it was a total bomber. It's like totally yeah, it's
just totally confused me.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Yeah that is weird. So I mean, what do you
think could have happened?

Speaker 9 (40:44):
I mean I'm like, maybe like she was had like
I hope this isn't the case, but maybe the reason
she was like drinking so much because she didn't like
me at all and she was just drinking to like
get through it. That would, honestly, like that would break
my heart.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
But I hadn't.

Speaker 9 (41:00):
She told me I was pretty boring and so what
I think is really fun and she.

Speaker 12 (41:03):
Might have been like, Yo, this dude is corny as
all get out, Like I don't want to be.

Speaker 13 (41:07):
Around him, and so I hope that's not it.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
But but I mean, it wouldn't be the first time
I got that note.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
So you know that you were boring. It's not the
first time you got that note.

Speaker 9 (41:15):
Yeah, Like people say I'm a little like boring or
vanilla or whatever, I don't have enough edge or whatever,
and I'm like, well, I'm sure the time.

Speaker 13 (41:22):
I just want a mini golf and make out and like,
you know, like this sounds.

Speaker 7 (41:25):
Like a good that's all I want.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Yeah, that sounds like a good goals to me. All right,
Well we'll try to figure out for you, man. We'll
play a song, come back and then call her and
see if she tas why she's ghosting you, and maybe
get you another date.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Right after this.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
A right, all right, I tell you right place, don't
come back, get your first say, follow up next if
you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Josh is on the phone and we're about to call
a girl that's ghosting him. Her name is Becca, and
Seve shetlas why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
another date. But first, Josh, why don't you refresh everybody's
memory and your situation?

Speaker 16 (41:53):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
So, like metch with this girl Becca on Bumble. We
had an awesome vibe. We met up for like a
mini Gulf state and had like the most epic perfect
aid ever. She came back to my place, was super romantic.
We went to bed together, like didn't do anything, but
I had a great time. But then when I woke up,
she was totally gone, and I have heard nothing from
her son. So I'm just trying to figure out why

(42:17):
a date that went so perfect could have ended with
herd like totally ghostinger.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
All right, well, we're ready for us to figure it
out for you and give her a call.

Speaker 16 (42:24):
Yes, yes, all right, please here we go. Hello.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
Hi is this Becca?

Speaker 12 (42:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
She Hey Becca? How are you?

Speaker 3 (42:48):
My name is Jewbel and I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called the Jewbel Show.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Hi, beca whole shows here My name is Nina, Hi,
and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
How are you?

Speaker 16 (42:56):
Wow? I'm good. How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Good? Do you listen to the show?

Speaker 16 (43:03):
I do?

Speaker 12 (43:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Wow?

Speaker 20 (43:05):
Crazy?

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Thank you, I appreciate it. Have you ever heard a
first date follow up before?

Speaker 13 (43:10):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (43:10):
I have wonderful Well, guess what.

Speaker 12 (43:18):
What this is about?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Oh you do?

Speaker 16 (43:23):
Yeah? Is it Josh?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yes, it is Josh.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
You have been ghosting him and he doesn't know why
and he would like to know.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Why would you mind telling us?

Speaker 14 (43:33):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (43:33):
Wow? Okay, I was not ghosting him?

Speaker 13 (43:37):
Wow, this is crazy.

Speaker 16 (43:38):
Okay, No, I was not ghosting him at all. Yeah,
I was wondering about him. No, Like, okay, so we
were we had a great.

Speaker 17 (43:47):
Date, but I was I thought he was rejecting me.

Speaker 13 (43:52):
We had a great date.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
I tried to make the moves on him after we
like got that after amazing date, but he like kind of.

Speaker 17 (43:59):
Kept likesing me off, and so I just felt super
rejected and so I yeah, I just thought like he
just rejected me, and I just didn't want to talk
to him again.

Speaker 13 (44:09):
I was just really embarrassed. Whoa Becca, Hey, Hey, it's me.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Yeah Becca, In case you forgot, Josh's on the phone
lest thing and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 9 (44:21):
Wow, okay, Becca, like I thought you rejected me.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
I had such a fun time with you.

Speaker 9 (44:30):
I just knew like you've been drinking a bit.

Speaker 7 (44:31):
I don't want to, like, I don't want.

Speaker 9 (44:32):
To take advantage or anything, so I just like, you know,
we'll leave it romantic for tonight and then if you know,
if you want to get talk to me, like you know,
on another date, like well you know what I mean.

Speaker 16 (44:42):
Oh wow, okay, yeah, I wouldn't. I didn't think I
was like that trying now was hungover, so I guess
I was.

Speaker 13 (44:48):
I didn't think I was that strong.

Speaker 16 (44:49):
So I was like, I've just never been rejected.

Speaker 9 (44:53):
Before, so I don't know, you never been rejected in
your life. I mean, he tracks you're super high, but
like like that's never happened to you.

Speaker 16 (45:02):
Not really, I mean not really. No, it was just fun.

Speaker 14 (45:07):
You know.

Speaker 20 (45:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (45:08):
No, well it wasn't because you got Yeah, but like
you know, I was drinking you because you're not attractive.

Speaker 11 (45:15):
I don't like you.

Speaker 13 (45:16):
I was just you know, like I was just trying
to be like gentleman, like I guess, you.

Speaker 9 (45:19):
Know, like we've been drinking, we've been having a good time,
and then I was like, all right, you know, like
leave them, you know, like leave something for the next day.

Speaker 13 (45:27):
You know, because it had such a good time, I figured, well.

Speaker 9 (45:28):
At least we'll get like a second day out of it,
you know what I mean. I didn't want to like
screw it up, but you're super hot. I wasn't trying
to reject you or anything. I thought you were rejecting me.

Speaker 16 (45:37):
Oh wow, okay. I mean I didn't seem like, I
don't know, like overeat or anything. I just feel like
I was like, what did I do wrong like that?

Speaker 20 (45:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (45:48):
I just felt like really embarrassed. That's why I left
Star early the next day.

Speaker 9 (45:54):
No, it was like I just wish I wish you'd
been around, you know, in the morning, like you could
have you know, I know we had any before, but
I could have made eggs again in the morning and
a little different scrambler or something.

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Put a little totally I don't know.

Speaker 9 (46:06):
I had to eat all by myself, you know, put
on some like sad moating music. Yeah, literally, you know,
crying some to the eggs come on. Wasn't quite the
morning after I expected.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Becca, would you like to go out with Josh again
on another date. We'll pay for it and he doesn't
have to cry into his eggs again.

Speaker 16 (46:26):
Yeah, I mean i'd like to.

Speaker 13 (46:28):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean I would love to.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Oh yeah, well, congratulations, Josh, you got another date?

Speaker 8 (46:36):
All right?

Speaker 16 (46:37):
Hell yeah, guys, thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
We'll do something.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
We'll do something crazier this time back.

Speaker 13 (46:41):
Well, yeah, we'll go to like you, we'll.

Speaker 7 (46:43):
Race some like cars or something.

Speaker 13 (46:44):
I don't know. We'll get a high oxy.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Especially maybe like maybe both be confident this time. And
no ghosting.

Speaker 16 (46:51):
Yeah, yeah, no, I won't. I won't, I promise.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
Good luck you guys.

Speaker 13 (46:57):
Thank you, guys, thanks so much. You Will's first.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Date follow up. I was put on this earth to
drink coffee, to sleep, and to gossip. And you're telling
me that I'm supposed to make a LinkedIn to get jobs.
You won't catch me dead doing that, even if I
have to.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Exactly, This is America where you can get a job
doing anything. Yeah, you just try hard enough. Like one
American hero that we're highlighting today who goes by the
name of Redneck Dad. Redneck, He's got a job being
viral on the internet. And you just released a video
of twelve beer can life hacks. All right, that are

(47:40):
amazing things you had no idea you could do with.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
A beer can.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
I'm sorry to think of things you can do with
a beer camp.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I gotta hear where redneck Dad.

Speaker 8 (47:50):
It.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Redneck Dad.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Release this video and it's going viral because you can
use a beer can as a dryer sheet.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
What, no way, lou get all your stuff all wet
it you.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Empty the can first, Victoria, Ya, don't throw a loaded
can in the dryer. That probably is not a good idea,
But according to Redneck Dad, logic.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Our finest heroes we have in this country.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
He says, if you don't have any dryer sheets left,
it's easy just toss an empty beer can into the dryer.
And it also gets rid of all the static electricity too.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Okay, well, I want to know how he found that out.
Probably had one in his pocket that he forgot about.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
This one's empty. I had a beer can, was walking
around beer Oh it washoe a cargo pan. Yeah, wait
a minute, they're fluffy. It must have been the beer
can so barely. Yeah, you can use a beer can
as a dryer sheet. What's something else you can do?

Speaker 1 (48:52):
With a beer can. How about a beer can lantern? Okay, huh,
that's cute. Put a light in it.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Basically, you cut two wings in the can so there's
room inside for a candle, and then the light bounces
off the reflection on the sides. Plus it's shielded from
wind on the back, so it's very bright. Actually, and
it's extra points because it's romantic. According to redneck Dad,
you make me a bud.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
Light lantern, and I am very impressed.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
I'm not kidding. I love bud light. Yes that I
didn't pay the electricity bial but it doesn't matter because
take this out rap. My knife cut a hole in
this beer can and we got light all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Baby, I got the lid ale. This dude is amazing.

Speaker 15 (49:38):
Though.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Another beer can life hack from Redneck Dad. You can
use a can opener remove the top of the beer
can and the edges should be smooth, and now you
have yourself a beautiful vase or tooth thresholder. I never
thought about that, using a can opener on a beer
can to take the whole top top off, and then

(50:00):
you can use it for all kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
Yeah, you could also do with a soda can if
you wanted. Yeah, it's more fun. You're right, that's the aesthetic.
I've been wander to take a trip to Target to
get some new bath mats and things. Well, not anymore.
My twothbrushes are gonna be sitting in beer cans, red
Neck Dad, or you could make a bath mat to
just cut those things little, just glew them together.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
Yeah, we're going over a video that is going viral
from a guy who's calls himself Redneck Dad, and he
has all these different life hacks that you can do
with beer cans.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Did you know that you can break it into a path? Sorry,
you can break into a padlock with a beer can?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
Wow? What say more? Redneck Dad also made it look
very easy. All you have to do is cut a
thin piece of the can so it can shimme down
into the padlock.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
It's from Redneck Dad.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Sure, shimmy down down in the padlock, and then you
turn it a bit and the lock will open.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Still kind of confused, like the shy part.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
His kid's journals aren't safe. Yeah, so you can literally
break into pretty much anywhere with a beer can.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
We should try that.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
I mean, how does he figure this?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
Stuff out though, Yeah, I think this.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
How did he know double O seven with a beer?
Red Neck mcguiver.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Everything can you do with a beer can?

Speaker 3 (51:23):
You can drink beer out of it?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Yeah, it's boring though, Okay, you can open another beer
can with it. Have you ever tried that?

Speaker 15 (51:31):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah, you're like anybody open a beer bottle with their
eye socket? No, it's so impressive.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah, you do that.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
I've had a few friends that could do it, and
I've been very jealous, and I've wanted to do it
and I've given myself a black eye because of it.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
I couldn't figure it out. But I don't think you're
supposed to jam the bottle all the way into your eyes,
but the muscles around your eye, right, I guess I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:56):
Only yeah you will, said, you know what, let me
really try something different?

Speaker 7 (52:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
My brother tried doing it with his teeth. You know,
he can a beer count the steep. Yeah, he chipped
his tooth and my dad had taken to the dentist and.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
Adding at all, Well, if the redneck dad would have
come out with his video in time, your brother could
have fashioned a tooth out of a course light can.

Speaker 11 (52:21):
A little thing.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
So somebody has been trying to stir up some juicy
drama on the internet. Shocking, I know, drama juice, his
drama juice. So there's a headline that's starting to circulate
that is fake news, and that is that, Oh my gosh,
what's going on with Taylor and Travis because he doesn't
follow her on Instagram anymore?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
What he never did?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
I didn't realize we needed last names at this point
because it's T and t you know. But yeah, so
somebody had decided to go on a deep dive and
see if Travis Kelsey who was following Taylor Swift and
he's not.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
But they you go even further on the internet, you
realize he never was, and so well, why wouldn't he
follow her after you know they're in love? Yeah, I
don't know. I think it's actually kind of smart though,
it's like Taylor followed Travis.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Actually I don't care that much.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I'm asking.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I really don't know because I didn't care that much
to find out.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
But I just.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
But I wanted to clarify, because you see them liking
each other's stuff. You like each other's things and see
things without having thought it's weird just for speculation purposes,
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
But anyway, hold on a second. Yeah, but if it
takes a lot of effort to go like an account
you don't, that's very true.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
Maybe that's why you're now actively not following. It's not
that you just don't follow. You're going and you're searching
the account and then you're liking it. Like, but that
is actually weird at the.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Same time, Like, I feel like Magnitude Taylor Swift, like
I don't even know if she fully doesn't follow anybody.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
I just pulled her up.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Taylor Swift actually doesn't follow. Yeah, I wouldn't follow her back.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Yeah, Oh he's He's just like, screw you there, let's
keep this relationship equal. Then you're gonna follow me up.
I'll follow you, right, So if.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
You'd follow him, maybe he'd follow her.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
But the point follow zero people.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
She follows zero people. She probably doesn't even have control
of her own account. It's you're not even one person.
You know, she doesn't have to I know that's pretty dope.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
I gonna hate on her. But then I'm like, that's
the feeling. What a k I wish I could do that.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
My point is there's no drama in Paradise. Bird sounds
are trending.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Also.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Bird watching has been trending for the past few years,
if you didn't already know that, But now birds are
really having their moment, especially all over TikTok.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
But the reasons are for healing.

Speaker 4 (54:35):
But yes, people are starting to use bird sounds as
the sound effect and their different pictures and stuff because
they realize these little bird songs can regulate your nervous system,
boost your mood, and ground you into the present moment.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
That's cute a bird?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
So that a bird?

Speaker 15 (54:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:52):
Is that I'm not I'm just producer bred Okay, okay, relaxing.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Maybe I should be realistic. It's like the pretty birds,
Oh my god, sounds like I can't know what that was,
kind of like a curl tweet. That's not so real,
So real birds, I get sweet tweet You're trying to say,
I'm not a bird.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, I think they're rolling over and you're whispering in
somebody's ear. Tweet tweet, sweet tweet tweet tweet tweet what
are you doing? Say, sick bird, go to sleep? He said,
you're in the jungle.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
R welcome to it, regulating that nervous.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Heading their head back to see. Yeah, and this is
so cute when you're startled start You're so creepy and
I love it.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Here's something to take with you into conversation.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Did you know that there are five hundred and forty
six words were drunk in the dictionary? That sounds about right,
So other than saying drunk or wasted, you could say
it blattered, mullard, pickles, savaged, sazzled, buddled.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Corned, skunked, and the list goes on and on, and
stuff sounds like things that have happened to me when
I've been drown.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
I don't want to talk about it. I got me too,
I don't want to talk about it. That's what.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Jewbles.

Speaker 9 (56:24):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (56:25):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 12 (56:29):
Can I love the thing that changes your voice for it?

Speaker 8 (56:34):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (56:34):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (56:37):
So my dirty little secret is that only one other
person knows, and it's my husband, and it's something I've
been wanting to get them off my chest.

Speaker 15 (56:48):
Uh.

Speaker 12 (56:49):
My husband and I separated about a year ago. And
we're we're back together now. But duringer separation, I had
enough pair and he knows about it, and things obviously
didn't work out. But now our marriage and my husband

(57:11):
and I are so much happier than we ever were before.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
That's good.

Speaker 12 (57:16):
So yeah, that's my dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (57:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Well, if you guys are separated, is it really an affair?

Speaker 12 (57:25):
I don't know. That's been something I've always thought about,
but I never really thought about it too hard.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
I think the rule is probably if your husband thinks
it is, then it is. But he seems to be
okay with it, so I wouldn't have to have heavy
on you anymore.

Speaker 12 (57:40):
No, it's it's not heavy on me anymore. But it's
just something that I just wanted to get off my chest.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
YEA, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
I'm glad you guys are doing good. Yeah for real?

Speaker 12 (57:51):
Yeah, thank you. I just wanted to say I love
you guys, so thank you very much. All right, thank you, and.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Whoever who it was that that you had the little
sling with, obviously they showed you that your husband is
where it's ashed.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Thank you very much. Have a good day.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
Hello, Hello, what's up you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 20 (58:20):
Yes, So my dirty little secret is nobody I date
knows my real name who ever? Yeah, I mean ever, No,
I'm on a couple of apps, and I just feel
like I'm in this discovering who I am era. So
I just enjoy meeting people, and I feel like no
one is going to be around for longer than a year,

(58:42):
So it doesn't really matter anyway.

Speaker 16 (58:43):
I just I don't know.

Speaker 20 (58:45):
It just gives me a chance to really discover different
paths of myself.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Do you give them all a different name? Or do
you use the same name with everybody?

Speaker 13 (58:52):
I use different names?

Speaker 8 (58:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Yeah, you ever get messed up on that?

Speaker 20 (58:58):
No, it's so far, it's been pretty smooth and easy.

Speaker 16 (59:01):
But I don't know.

Speaker 20 (59:03):
I kind of feel like an actress a little bit.

Speaker 13 (59:05):
But it's so cool.

Speaker 20 (59:06):
I get to meet people and just be a different
person every time I meet somebody.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
What happens if you meet a guy and you really
like him and you want to be with him for
a long time. That's a good point.

Speaker 16 (59:17):
I haven't crossed that bridge yet.

Speaker 13 (59:19):
I guess I don't have to figure that out when
I do.

Speaker 20 (59:22):
I mean, I would hope that whoever I decide to
really take it to the next level with they would
understand that, you know, it was just a way to
meet people at first, and that I really liked him,
and then he gets to know who I am.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
So hopefully I'll understand that you lie to them for
a long time.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Right, it's a little surprised they get to be excited
about later.

Speaker 13 (59:41):
Yeah, well yes, kind of. Yes, it sounds so bad
when you say it, but yeah, well, thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
For telling us your dirty little secret, whatever your name is.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
What's your dirty little secret? So four one O six
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