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September 27, 2022 37 mins
The Jubal Show find out the best name for a sports team, Jubal Fresh does a brand new Phone Prank and has Todd on the phone to prank his wife about their sons academics, Alex Fresh reports on a major celebrity who is having to take a wellness check due to what they posted on Instagram, there is a deal made between this couple after finding out one of them may have cheated in this War of the Roses, there is a listener on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret that takes office prank wars to the next level, and the Seattle Seahawks may have a new player that shocked the crowd during Sundays game!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand. It's oft. I am now
a Britney Spears fan. It's a jewil show. I've never
been a Britney Spears fan before, but she's dope now.
I'm a big fan of Britney Spears, especially because she
has the quote of the day. It's almost signed for
Stupid Internet Questions. Call us up eight at eight three
four three one oh six one. You're gonna find out

(00:21):
what the stupid Internet question is in just a second.
But Alex just saw something that Britney Spears posted on
Instagram and it might be one of my favorite quotes ever.
What did Britney Spears put on Instagram? She would rather
stay home and s in her pool than rejoin the entertainment.
If you haven't followed Britney's beers on Instagram, and do

(00:43):
it because she is dropping dimes. Also, staying home and
taking an s in your pool sounds fun. It just
sounds fun anyway, So good for her. All right, Hi, everybody,
I'm Mike rotch Burns and it is time for Stupid
Internet Question. It's the world's most exciting new game show

(01:03):
where we talk about the question that everybody's asking on
the dot. COM's today, what is the stupid Internet question?
I'm glad you asked, because this is stupid Internet questions.
I'm Mike Rotsburns, and let's get to the show. Call
us up eighty eight three four three one o six one.
That's eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,

(01:24):
and you can also give us your opinion on today's
stupid Internet question. Today's stupid Internet question is this, what
is the best name for a sports team? All? I
got one Cannibal, and they'd be from Jamaica because rastafarian,
you know, like cannibal, canna, KNOA, cannabis, Cannibals, the Cannibals.

(01:51):
The Jamaican basketball team would be the Cannibals. There's the
Chicago Bulls. That makes sense, right, Cannabis because they smoke
a lot of that in Yeah, creative or wherever cannabis
is legal. I'll be on that team, okay. Period eight
eight three three one six one. Text in four one
of six one of stupid Internet questions, and today's stupid
Internet question is what is the best name for a

(02:13):
sports team? I don't know why everybody looking at me.
This is gonna be funny. If I had to pick one,
it would be the the Raging Gays. Where would they
be from West Hollywood? And what sport would the raging
gays play? Whatever you do that involves walking fast, because

(02:34):
that's what gay people. You can't catch us, so good luck. Yeah,
that's a legit sport in the Olympics. You ever seen
the speedwalkers the way they saw the morning Join the
little old Ladies? All stupid internet questions that today's stupid
internet question is what is the best name for a
sports team? Are pretty ser Brad, you have something? Yes,
I do. When I was in junior higher arrival school

(02:56):
was Washington, Pennsylvania, and their mascot was the Prixies. What
it is literally a baby president and their mascot was
a baby George Washington. And I really think that will
be sport. I think it'll be fantastics, have baby historical figures.
I think that's kind of great. Washington in a diaper.
I think they should changed the name of the Patriots

(03:16):
to the Pricksie, don't don't do that. We ain't gonna
do that. Okay, if you both call us up eight
eight one text in four one o six one, do
you have an answer for today's stupid internet question. What
is the best name for a sports team? Jackie? Yes, okay,

(03:38):
thank you for your stupid internet answer. What is the
best name for a sports team? I'm Mike Rotch Burns.
Let's get back to the game. Bennett, do you have
a name for sports team? Um? I had to put
it together. The Chicken Dinners. Okay, yeah, because they want
to win a Chicken Dennis all the way through every

(03:58):
single time, and it canna be and chicken every year.
What I like after every game an eat chicken fried chicken,
no matter what, ye, no matter what. Okay, let's go
to the phone chicken every day. Eight at eight three
one text in. By the way, I'm not paying any attention.

(04:19):
I'm not paying any attention to what you guys are saying,
actually because I'm trying to read the phone screener here
and add so bad. What's your name again? My name? Yes? Bennett?
Oh nice? Hopefully that was an entertaining answer. I have
no idea trying to figure out the phone screener. Okay.
Eight at eight three three six one text in four
one of six one, Rachel, what is the best name

(04:42):
for a sports team? Oh? Shakes the sausages the Eagles.
I like that. Okay, okay, yeah, I like the Eagles.
Like Eagles. Yes, and um, you guys are way too
nice on that answer. If it's I want to stay last,
I wanted to or text in four one six one.

(05:04):
Today's stupid internet question is what's the best name for
a sports team? My favorite name for a sports team.
I don't think it would ever happen, but I've always
said that this should happen. LA should get a team, right,
And when they were trying to get football back there
and bring the Rams back to Los Angeles and they
were trying to figure out if they got an expansion team,
what would the name be? And I was like, dude,
the best name ever for a team from Los Angeles,

(05:24):
especially a football team, would be the LA Riots. Oh
that is an amazing name. A name. It's insensitive, also
an amazing name. And I don't think they would ever
go on brand. Yeah, it's very on brand. Thank you, Bennett.
Keep texting in the Jubil Show on Demand, it's another

(05:45):
Jubil phone frame morning. Hello, Hey Lucy, how are you?
This is Pete Eakins. I'm your son, Vince's English teacher,
and I set up a call right now with you
and your husband. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, my husband Todd is

(06:07):
here as well. Oh great, wonderful. So thank you for
taking the time to speak with me today. Of course,
of course, the reason I set up the phone calls
because I just need to address some issues with your
son Vince. He just started high school and I'm his
ninth grade English teacher, and it's early in the school year.
I just want to nip some of these issues right
in the butt. Yeah, of course, I wasn't aware of
any issues. He actually says that he's doing really well.

(06:28):
He's making friends. I didn't know there was anything going on.
So well, he may be making friends with students, but
he's not making any friends with the faculty here. Is
there's something going on. I mean, what do you mean
by that? Well, your son, Vince, he's a smart one,
isn't he. Yeah, yeah, he's actually really smart. He actually
got moved up a grade in elementary school, Yes he did,

(06:50):
and he likes to remind the teachers of that, doesn't he.
He is pretty proud of it, so I mean he
has the right to be, I guess, but yeah, well,
one person's proud as another person's condescending, isn't it. I'm farty. Yes,
your son's a little too smart for his own good,
isn't he. That's why I'm calling, because the teachers are

(07:10):
recommending that he'd be knocked down a grade, just sort
of an ego check. They want to knock him down though, Yes,
and I'm sure you understand why. No, Actually, I don't
know what you're talking about, because he's a straight A student.
It's been doing really well, so I don't know why
he would be knocked down a grade. I'm well, let
me just share a story from something that happened in
my classroom the other day. I was going over a
lesson and I mispronounced a word, and who corrected me?

(07:33):
Your son, Vince. I'm not quite sure what the problem
is with that. If you mispronounce a word, yes, except
I'm the teacher, he's the student. You see what I'm saying.
I do. But if the teacher's mispronouncing things, shouldn't that
be addressed as well? Definitely not. It undermines my authority.
Fun it undermines my authority. And he's corrected a few

(07:55):
of the other teachers as well, And we can't have
that kind of behavior. From our students. I'm sure you
can understand. And Honey, I see where he's going. I
feel like I feel like our kid maybe is a
little too arrogant and that maybe this will humble him,
and maybe this is what we well that doesn't have
to knock him down a grade. That I mean, we
just need to talk to him about whose behavior knocking

(08:17):
him down grade? You got to help with anything that's
just gonna think about what that's gonna do to his
to his ego. You don't need to knock him down,
Like do you think about what he did to my
ego when he corrected me in my own class? I
have half him. I to bump him down all the
way to fifth grade? Honestly, is it the way to
maybe knock him down two grades? Like maybe the seventh grade?
Are you getting he'll get the message, He'll get the

(08:40):
message you will loud? And do you hear what this
teacher is saying? No, I understand you hear what you're saying? Atually,
do you hear what doors saying? Okay, well, I guess
I see where your son gets his attitude from. It's
not from the father. Is it used me? Yeah, it's
definitely from the mom intel God play like what then?

(09:01):
See what I mean? See what I mean is mister kins?
I mean just she just goes off. And yeah, shut up, Todd,
and you maybe you're just a teacher and your feelings
are hurt because my son is smarter than you and
could actually probably do his job better than you. And seriously,
don't listen to my husband Todd, because he smokes way
too much weed, so he has no idea what he's
talking about. And now I'm gonna hang up, and I'm

(09:22):
actually gonna call the superintendent and get him on the phone. Okay,
I don't even know what the superintendent is, so go ahead,
good luck calling the superintendent whatever that is. You are stupid?
Are you serious right now? You don't know what the superintendent? Superintendent?
I don't know what the superintendent is? Some kind of superhero?
Are you doing this on purpose? Superintendent? Your boss? Obviously

(09:44):
my son should be correcting you because you are clearly
a dom. Yes, that is true, And this is actually
Jube from the Jewel Show doing a phone brank on
you and your husband Todd and your son Vince wanted
to set you up. Joke. Yeah, Todd, your son wanted
to set you up for a prank. Todd was telling
us that your son just started ninth grade and he's
really smart and moved up grade, so we figured we'd

(10:06):
knock him back down to size a little bit, my husband.
The Jewel Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N,
The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.
They reports for Tuesday, September twenty seven, twenty twenty two.

(10:26):
I'm Jewel Fresh, and something's happening on flights all across
the world right now. And it's not flight of tenants
punching passengers in the face. Oh gosh, passengers actually getting
back at the airlines in a hilarious way. We'll tell
you what's going on in just a second, but first
let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh, and a major
celebrity's brother receives a welfare check because of something that

(10:47):
he did on Instagram Live. I'll tell you who and
what he did coming up in my story. I'm Christian
Gray Snow and my idiot is giving a crazy new
meaning to the term birthday suit. More coming up on
that my story that's coming up in my story. All right,
more on those in just a second before your first
story of the the day in the Indianian News, the airport,
the News. I don't know if an airplane at thirty
thousand feet is the best place to pull a prank.
Actually it might be the best place to pull this

(11:08):
prank on. Somebody has been hacking into airline flights PA systems,
you know where the captain normally comes on and goes
where you know that, right, right, They've been hacking into
flights and just grunting and groaning. What here's the audio
of what they're doing. So they're trying to figure out

(11:52):
who's hacking into the PA system on flights. It's happened
on three flights so far. And it's not the captain
grunting into the microphone and growing into the microphon, and
it's not the flight attendants. It's somebody hacking in and
doing it on the plane. I don't know if they're
on the plane or not. They can't figure it out.
Oh wouldn't How would they not be on the plane? Yeah?
I can't idea. Are they hacking from the ground like
on the other end of the country, because that's just
too much. It's amazing that whoever is doing it props

(12:14):
to you. It's a flight attendant and it's a pre recording.
I love how the flight attendant was like, trust me,
none of us are enjoying, don't say. And the captain
comes on He's like, speak for yourself. I'm having a
lot of fun. That's just what he's doing up in
the cockpit. Yeah, I mean it's called that for a reason.
Are having a little too much fun? Then the idiot

(12:37):
news network where idiots aren't just in the news, they
report the news far next story, let's send it on
award Alex Pretty, I shoo's on location. I'm on location
outside of Aaron Carter's house. Yeah, if you guys know
who Aaron Carters. He is the younger brother of Nick Carter,
who used to be in the Backstreet Boys. But he
gets a well for a check recently because he went
on Instagram lives and he was doing something that made

(13:01):
his fans worried about him. So they said, like they
called the cops, and the cops showed to his house.
So I have a clip of what it sounded like
that he was doing. So you tell me after I
play this, what you guys think it was? What? What
do you guys think that was It sounds to me

(13:23):
like he was the one hacking them, but it actually
really stressed them. Very similar here it is, that's a
that's the airlines flight. Maybe he's the one doing It's
literally breaking news right here on the I n N,
the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in the news.
They report the news. Someone has been hacking into the

(13:44):
PA system on flights all across the country and moaning,
and that somebody is Aaron Carter. It's really weird because
he said that he was just trolling people. Wow, what
do his fans think he was doing? Huffing? Huffing? Is
that what it sounds? Well, I think it was a
lot of yeah, you know, that's what I do when
I take like a you know, not huff Do you

(14:05):
make that noise? You know? Christian like I don't like
you don't know? Ye, the idiot news network where idiots
aren't just in the news, they recorded the news. For

(14:27):
next story, let's sending on over to Christian Gray Snow,
who hopefully has a story about somebody else moaning. It's
not about Aaron Carter. I can tell you that I'm
on location. It's too good. I'm on location in Midfis, Tennessee,
where cops had quite the experience when they were driving
around on duty recently and they saw a passenger hanging

(14:47):
out the passenger side of a window, hanging out with
a gun right, just waving the gun right. So they
pulled her over. Turns out the lady's name is Kiera Welch.
Not only was she hanging the gun out the window,
she was going to celebrate her birthday, she said, and
when they pull her over, she was also doing so
while half naked. Boomera It was charged with possession of

(15:10):
a handgun while intoxicata. Turns out her birthday was a
month before. She said, I'm still celebrating. Stop celebrating. Maybe
that's what Aaron Carter is doing. He was celebrating her birthday. Yeah,
they were together. Yeah, that's all I have to get
back to you. Yeah, the Idiot News Network where idiots
aren't just in the news fourths as soon as well

(15:33):
the same time for another hard hitting report from the
ann Room. You can follow us all on social media
at the Jewels Show, follow us individually. I met Jewel Fresh,
I met that dress. I'm at Christian Grace now I'm
the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on The Jewil Show. Adavid is on the

(15:55):
phone today for a War of the Roses to catch
a cheater, and David thinks that his girlfriend Jesse might
be cheating on him because I guess she's been acting
weird since she got back from a cruise that she's
I don't know, yeah that mack maybe still she hasn't
got her sea legs back yet. Hey, David, thank you
for your email. Sorry you have to come on the

(16:16):
show this way, But you think your girlfriend's cheating because
of a cruise. It's it's the details she's not telling
me about the cruise. Why didn't you go with her?
It was like a girl's thing, and you know, I
thought I was gonna be cool with it. But she's
been nothing but weird since she got back, and everyone
I asked her and you're like, what did she do?
She leaves like such obvious gaps and skips around, and

(16:37):
it's just she's typically like a really good storyteller, okay,
and it just it's, yeah, she's never been so like
vague and like weird about it. And I don't know,
I feel like something's not right, and is uh, has
she been doing anything else weird? Like I'm he's not
acting the same like she like like just vibes and stuff.
And even when I bring it up, she like running

(16:58):
away from it. And you know, it's supposed to be
like a positive thing and you know, with your friends
and the cruise and stuff. But she's cheated. Like it's
this weird like doesn't want to talk about it type thing.
And that's that's really weird, Like she typically she should
want to tell me about it for sure. Do you
know the girls that she went with? Yeah, yeah, I
know some of her friends and I don't know they

(17:19):
used to be like party girls and stuff like that.
Did she post anything well, like with them when she
was on the cruise, she posted like very little, but
some picts of her her friends and stuff and like
close ups and but you know, I mean a picture
can be one thing. And then you're on the cruise
for like five days. David, you're one of those people
that considers that cheating even if it's in international waters.

(17:40):
That's not a real rule. Ye okay. So when she
like docked, when she got to I don't know where
if she went, she was posting just like a little
bit of her experience. But do you think that it
did look like she was actually with her friends at
the time, So even spot pictures she posted, they were
for sure just getting hammered and stuff like you can
tell their partying And I don't know, like there was

(18:02):
clearly like dudes and stuff in the background. But you know,
I wasn't. I wasn't trying to just be super insecure
about it, you know, I was. I was just like
giving her trust and letting her do her thing. But
it was when she got back and just I don't know,
she felt like she was guilty about something, and yeah,
that's what it seemed like to you. Yeah, And even

(18:22):
when I'm trying to talk to her about it, she
keeps just like avoiding it, which is also just not normal. Okay,
So do you think she met somebody on the cruise
and like ran off with him emotionally? I mean, I
don't want to think about it, but it just I
could tell something's weird. And we haven't really been intimate
since you got back, Like, like it there's something different,
Like even like just little things like I try to

(18:42):
like hug her a kiss her, and she'll kind of
pull away and it's just super weird. She feels bad
about something. Maybe that's what I'm kind of thinking. Okay,
so I know you said you know her girlfriends or
any of them in like relationships with guys that you're
friends with. Could you text like, hey, like, has your
girl been acting since they got back? Have they said
anything you heard about those cruise? No, that's some of

(19:08):
them are single, and oh man, do you trust the
girls that she went with? I trusted my girl. Yeah, okay, yeah, okay, Well,
you know, because every once in a while someone will
have one of those friends. They're actually not crazy, but
they want to act crazy, so they try to encourage
their friends, even if their friends are in a relationship

(19:29):
like you should telegisly with that guy like we're on
a cruise whatever, right, because they wouldn't do it themselves,
but they want to live through their friend who's doing it.
Does she have any friends like that? I mean kind
of okay, Yeah, that's not good. I might look at
that little sideways then, especially if she went with a
friend like that and then came back and was acting
the way she's acting. What grocery store does she shot at?

(19:51):
She typically shopted. Okay, cool, Well, we'll do the usual.
Then we'll call from there and say that every single
month we give one random Rewards Card member a free
Bokay flowers from our Florida apartment to deliver to anybody
that they want. We'll see if she sends them to
you or if she sends them to someone else. Okay,
Oh well, I don't know. Can you do like a
gift card type thing, like, I don't know if she's

(20:12):
because she's gonna keep the gift card. Yeah, Okay, we'll
get her. We'll figure it out. We'll get figured out.
We'll see if she sends it to you or someone else.
All right, we'll play a song come back and find
out if she was cheating with war the Roses to
Catch Cheeter. Next by, in the middle of war the
Roses to Catch Cheater. If you're just joining us. David
is on the phone and he thinks that his girlfriend
Jessica might have cheated on him while she was on

(20:32):
a cruise with some friends. Apparently, her and her girls
went on a cruise. She came back from the cruise
and she hasn't been the same since. She hasn't really
even talked about the cruise to her boyfriend David. David
said that she's also been kind of cold and awkward
when he's tried to get intimate with her or show
any intimacy. And David also doesn't really trust her friends
that she went with that much, so things just seem off.

(20:54):
And David, you're not typically a jealous dude. No, I mean,
I thought, don't being cool about all this? All right, Well,
we'll see if the viby're picking up on it is right.
We're about to call her from the grocery store that
she shops at and offer her free flowers from our
floral department to send to anybody in the universe and
see if she sends them to your boyfriend or someone else.
All right, David, here we go, Here we go. All right? Hello, Hi,

(21:18):
this is where our calling from. I was looking for Jessica. Yes,
this is she. Jessica. How you doing? Congratulations? Guess what
You're the month winner? Congrats. Everybody's there's really excited for you.
Makes a noise for Jessica. She's a smnth winner. Everybody

(21:39):
did did I enter in something? I don't remember this? Well?
Have you seen the signs in the store when you've
been shopping with us, I don't think so. Have any
of the checkers told you about the new thing we're
doing for our Rewards card members? Who damn it? So
I will get over that and tell you that congratulations.
Every single month, we choose one random Rewards Card member

(22:00):
to call up and say thank you for shopping with
us and thank you for being a loyal customer by
giving them a free bouquet of flowers from our floral department,
delivered anywhere that they want. It's thirty six long stem
red roses. It's in ninety six dollar value. So congratulations,
you won. Oh thank you? I love Yeah, thank you
for shopping anytime. And I'm sorry that nobody told you

(22:22):
about the promotion. That was probably a pretty confusing at
the beginning there. So anyway, congratulations. It's just our little
way of saying thank you and we appreciate the business.
Oh that's roses. Oh well great. Cool. It's totally free
and it can be delivered anywhere that you want. You
can deliver them to yourself, it doesn't matter. Also, if
we do have an option, because this happens if you

(22:42):
want to send it to someone who doesn't like roses.
And like some different kinds of things like succulents. We've
got cacti or cactuses or whatever they call it. We
have all kinds of arrangements. Basically, you have about ninety
six dollars you can spend there. So, UM, I would
just need the I need the name, the first and
last name of the person that you'd want to send
them to, and then anything that you want to put
on a card, and then an address. My friend Shara

(23:05):
makes these potpourri full things, so she like loves roses
and she saves the pedals and they dry out, and
she like adds essential oils and they're they're really cool.
So I think that I think I want to send
up to her. You want to send it to your friend?
What's her name again? Sarah? The last name for Sarah?
And is there anything you want to put on a card?

(23:25):
You want to put a card in that arrangement? Um? Yeah, yeah,
can you write, um, what happens on the cruise stays
on the cruise. Oh, what happens on the cruise stays
on the cruise except for the weight that to gain
at the buffet. I ate so much when I was
on those Oh my goodness, it's the best that what

(23:47):
happens on the cruise stays on the cruise. I can
definitely put that on there, and then I can also
ask your boyfriend David if he's interested to know what
that means, because David's on the phone listening. Yeah, what
happened on the cruise? H right? So is this not?
This is not no, this is actually the Jewel Show.

(24:08):
It's a radio show. My name's Jewel Man's Alex. I'm
Christian Graycenow. I'm Bennett, and we do a sement on
the show called War the Roses to catch a cheater.
And your boyfriend David is on the phone because he
thought something might have happened on that cruise. And now
we're here. Yeah, disc, I'm sorry you haven't been talking
to me. I've been literally trained. I feel what kind
of ambush right now? Yeah, you are, But that's kind

(24:29):
of the point of the whole thing. Why wouldn't you
just ask me? This is so much I asked you
so many times, We talked about this so many time,
and you were just you just weren't there, Like you
just like would run away. You were super weird about it.
And I know you I know you very well, and
you never liked this. And what happened on the cruise,
I had to stay on the cruise. Yeah, a joke
like what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Like it's

(24:50):
an inside joke between my girlfriends. So, Jessica, nothing happened
with any person on the cruise that was more than
you just hanging out with your friends. I mean, there
were part there were parts of the trip where I
was really really really drunk, and there's parts that I
don't fully remember, but not a cheer like I love you, David,

(25:13):
but I just be honest with me. Look, if it's
it's something we can talk about it. If you're just honest,
it didn't have to be like a lion in the sand.
I just I just want to know. I mean, I
don't I can't believe you're doing this. Um, so you did.
You can't believe he's doing it? I okay. So we
were there was this group of guys who were like springs,

(25:39):
and we were dancing with them all night and I
got really really drunk and like this one guy like
sort of kissing me and I didn't like immediately push
him away because I was really drunk and I didn't
come on to him. He came to me, did you
hook up with him? Like? Define you? What do you mean?
My mom always says kissing leads to others. You know,

(26:01):
are you gonna make us say it? Like, Okay, I
didn't cheat. I didn't cheat with him like he lets me.
That's it, that's whoa Okay. I do think that that
is probably classified as cheating. Even though you didn't do
stuff to him, he still did it to you. Did

(26:22):
your girl that you said the flowers to hook up
with both of you guys as well the same time
no nobody else was there. Thanks for the honesty. It
is messed up, though, that you tried to make him
think like he was, you know, crazy for questioning you
when you knew this whole time. That's messed up. I
honestly like I didn't even realize what was happening until
like it was already happening. And I I am sorry, David.

(26:44):
I was just like so so so drunk, and I
didn't like I as soon as I was like like doing,
I like stopped it. I didn't let I didn't let
it go to a place where I felt like I
was like like betraying you. And you talk about trust
and stuff like I gave you a lot of trust
to go the cruise, and I mean even if something happens,
I mean a part of trust is just being honest

(27:05):
about it so we can just figure out what happens next.
And like you know, well I didn't even have to
tell you, like you never would have found out this
guy doesn't live literally even in the same country as us.
Like I'm sorry and I'm admitting it, and I'm being
honest like you want me to be, and like it
was just this one small thing, like if you it
wouldn't make you feel better if I let you go

(27:25):
out and get a look at any anybody you want
to look you, I think one for cheating and one
for lying. He gets too. Well, first of all, she
didn't even get like a full one anyway, but she
lied about it. I don't know. Well, we'll figure some
stuff out. Yeah. Can we please just talk about this
at home later? Yeah? No, yeah, we have a we

(27:49):
have a lot to talk about. And also the thing,
well the Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, whoa, Um,

(28:14):
I don't know what just happened there, but hello, this
is the Jewel Show and you texted in at four
one O six one. They have a dirty little secret.
And I mean, yeah, if that was a truck or
if you toot it, or if you have a goose
with you, I'm not sure I lived close to the street.
Oh oh my god, you are actually calling me right now?
This is wait wait wait, okay, good morning? Um do

(28:34):
you have a good morning? Good morning? Can you tell yeah? Okay,
oh my god, this is kind of embarrassing right now.
Um okay, well, it's just kind of feels like, now
that this has happening, I didn't realize you guys are
actually gonna call me. Um, I shouldn't have texted kind
of like, um, so it's kind of like a It's okay,

(28:57):
it's been kind of like a rip off of are
gonna probably think of like the office a little bit,
but I'm so. What happens is that I work in
sales UM and my coworker who I sit next to
on the day, like we sitting't desk next to him,
he's really really like OCD, like like annoyingly so um
and so for the last month I've literally been coming

(29:20):
to work maybe like at thirty minutes earlier, like way
like before he does. Because we've been working together for
like three years now, so like I know, like when
he's in and out of work or whatever, and so anyway,
I've been rearranging like stuff because he puts it in
a specific place, you know, like his pen refills, like
his staple, you know, like I'll just put them somewhere else.

(29:42):
So like he's like, you know, he comes in and
everything's just rearranged, and he's been thinking like for the
last couple of days because he's really superstitious. You know.
I think it's because he's like again like like he's
severely like OCD. So it's like he thinks there's some
sort of like spiritual happening. Oh so was just something
that like because he's been I've been coming to work
and he's it smells like sage like I and I've

(30:05):
had some of my coworkers and he's like literally like
I don't know if he's praying or if he's like
what he's doing, but he's like literally coming in and
I've asked him. I'm like, dude, like you know what's
going on. He's just like he'll give me this like
a look like he just but he won't say anything.
You've been moving the stuff around on his desk and

(30:27):
then he's obviously freaked out by it because it's been
over a month. Yeah, Like and like like sometimes like
even his picture, like you know, he has a picture
of his family and he puts like before he starts work.
He'll like look at it and like kind of like
cap it a couple of times or like rearign, Like
he'll like even if it's in the same position, she'll
just kind of like slightly like just like move it

(30:47):
or something. But I'll put it on the other side
or I'll put it in a drawer and he comes
in and he's like, where's my stuff? You know, or
like he'll just be like confused and he'll walk around
like what happened? You know, Like when I'm at like
on my dead and I'm like, dude, are you okay?
And he won't say anything, So I know he doesn't know.
He knows it's not me, you know what I mean? Yeah,

(31:07):
So how long is this going to go on for? Um?
I don't know, Like I mean, that's what I was
gonna tell you, guys should tell baby. He figures it out,
like you should bring in. You should bring in a
solo ponto stick. Will you say that again? You should
bring in a solo ponto stick? Do you know that?
What is that? It's a it's like sage but it's

(31:28):
a sex toy. O my god. Again, you know, would
be funny that I would leave it in there, like
like it's like a little altar man. I would freak
him out. That would freak him out. Actually, like stuff
just started to appear, like you know, like bring it
into him. No, bring it in and like act like you're,
you know, cleansing the area too. Oh yeah, like you're

(31:49):
freaked out. Oh my god. Yeah, bring it like a
different like join in with him and be like, I'll
help you, brother. Yeah, sage isn't working. Let's all ponto this. Yeah,
that's funny. I'm gonna I'm gonna consider it. I'm definitely
gonna check it, consider it. But yeah, but I don't know,

(32:11):
would get some quarts. Well, thanks for telling us your
little secret. You're welcome, I mean, I hope. Yeah, Like
I don't know, I've been having fun with it. Yeah,
it's appropriate for Halloween coming up. Yeah, I'll say that.
The Jewel Show on Demand the Seahawks lost yesterday twenty
seven to twenty three. But who cares jew Show. I

(32:34):
don't mean who cares because I don't care that the
Seahawks floss. I mean who cares because something way more
exciting than football happened yesterday at Louman Field. It's the
Jewels Show because the Seahawks might actually have the next
Marshawn Lynch on their hand. Christian probably has no idea
who Marshawn Lynch is because Christian Grace knows knows nothing

(32:55):
about football. Here an earthquake mark. Yeah, Marshawn Lynch is
a running back for the Seahawks. He's not playing anymore.
He was an amazing running back. He actually ran for
a touchdown that caused an earthquake. It measured on the
Richter scale because the fans were so loud. I caught
it right, And so they need somebody like that on
the team because they're one and two now. So they

(33:19):
lost to the Atlanta Falcons, but they did I think
find the next Marshawn Lynch yesterday. It's making national news
on all of the sports blogs because this guy was
able to evade all of the Seahawks players literally and
all of the Seahawks dancers and everybody that was trying

(33:41):
to catch him. It's a Corgi. I don't know what
his name is. They were doing a you know when
they stopped the action. They have fun games. They had
a game where corgies were racing, which is hilarious, good
idea of Seahawks. But one of the corgis actually got
away and they couldn't catch it. It was running all
over the stadium. Here's audio. Are you ready on your marks?

(34:07):
There's a corgy running. It's not the corgis least, We're
trying to catch the corgi ning everywhere. Listen to the
listen to the crowd. Yeah, maybe that colorgy caused an earthquake.

(34:35):
It was so cute. Though. Corgis are adorable with their
little chunky seals. Love it. So I'm hoping that the
Seahawks do sign that corgy too, at least a one
game deal, and let him actually get on the field
and run the ball. They'll have something to chare for
this time. I mean, I have no interest in football,
but put a Corgy on the team and I'm there
every week. And the NFL also announced yesterday that for

(34:57):
the super Bowl halftime show. They announced what the act
is going to be for that. I'm surprised, honestly that
they decided to go with this person. But Rihanna is
going to be performing it this year's super Bowl halftime Yes,
he excited. Arianna Rain just don't let up. Apparently it

(35:18):
was between her and Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift turned
it down. Thank god, I say. Taylor Swift apparently turned
it down because she's re recording all of her music,
so she said she's too busy to do the NFL
Halah watching a TV show again. You know this super

(35:40):
Bowl halftime show will be one of the best we've
ever seen, because, y'all, Rihanna's like discography is hit after
hit after hit. It is going to be fire. What
was her last biggest hit? You were like in middle school? Or?
Rihanna confirmed the news that she will be headlining the
fifty seventh Super Bowl halftime show February twelfth in Arizona.

(36:01):
She confirmed the news with a photo on Instagram of
her holding a football, which would be an awesome troll
if I was as big as her. And it was
around the time where they announced the Super Bowl halftime act,
I would just be posting things in a football jersey.
They be like, oh my god, he's gonna perform at
the halftime show. Nope, it's very Anna. There were rumors

(36:21):
the Taylor Swift, like I said it is going to
be the headliner. And Pepsi is also no longer the
sponsor of the halftime it's Apple Music. Apple Music is
like taking over the halftime show and working with rock
Nation jay Z to put on these shows. So jay
Z is teaming up with Apple Music. So jay Z
he's been like working on the halftime for a while now.
So he did like Shakira and Jay Low's performance last year,

(36:42):
he was like in charge of Doctor Dre's performance, so
he always worked on the halftime show. But now Pepsi's
taken a step back and Apple Music is moving forward
to be like the platform that sponsors Whatever happened to
jay Z's title? Remember title I think it an It's
too expensive? Do you know what it's like? So titles
like the streaming platform. It's like jay Z and Beyonce

(37:05):
came out with a stream flat from like Apple Music
on iTunes. It's called title I don't hear anything about
too much money? Apparently, like they launched it so artists
could get like the money from that they don't get
from Apple and Spotify, but like they overcharged the people
to use it, so it's like, wow, how much was it?
Do you know? I think it was like twenty a
month yea version, basic version, compared to like, yeah, I

(37:29):
will only sign up for Title. You can tell jay
Z this because everybody knows that I'm trying to become
a member of the Illuminati really badly and I cannot
figure out how to sign up for the Illuminati. I'll
pay twenty bucks a month for Title if it also
comes with a membership to the Illuminati. That's the only
way that's a good deal. It is a good deal.
The Illuminati cheer people talk to jay Z's people. Yeah,

(37:51):
that's just what they should do to promote it. Hey,
when you sign up for Title, you get a free
membership to the Luminati. I would definitely sign up for that.
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