February 3, 2023 • 42 mins
Why should you trust the person giving you a tattoo!? Find out why in this episode of the Jubal Show!
In today's episode, the cast and caller answer the Ridiculous Internet Question, what's your worst restaraunt experience? One woman set up her husband with a Jubal Phone Prank where he calls as a painter that breaks their home aquarium, how informative can a First Date Follow Up really be? One caller just moved in her with parents and has a Dirty Little Secret that can tear her family apart and Martha Stewart didn't know what queso was leading The Jubal Show to discuss simple things you didn't know!
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In today's episode, the cast and caller answer the Ridiculous Internet Question, what's your worst restaraunt experience? One woman set up her husband with a Jubal Phone Prank where he calls as a painter that breaks their home aquarium, how informative can a First Date Follow Up really be? One caller just moved in her with parents and has a Dirty Little Secret that can tear her family apart and Martha Stewart didn't know what queso was leading The Jubal Show to discuss simple things you didn't know!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jewel Show on demand. The other day, I was
at a restaurant and I got some hair in my food. Bonus,
it was delish. It's the Jewel Show. Nobody ever says
that if you get hair in your food, you usually
you're pretty upset about it. It's time for ridiculous Internet questions.
Call us up right now eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. Eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. Ridiculous Internet questions. And today's
(00:23):
question is what is your worst restaurant experience? Everybody's had
really bad experiences at restaurants, usually having to do with
things in the food. Call us up eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. What is your
worst restaurant experience? Victoria? Do you have one? I try
(00:43):
to be very understanding with restaurants because I used to
be a server. Okay, that's so like the long wait times.
I mean, I understand there's a lot of people when
the food takes long. It's understandable if there's a lot
of people. But what I do haze when like sometimes
like your waiter, Like one time, this one guy literally
just like stood behind me my friends like and waited
till like we made up our mind what we wanted,
but gave us like no time to think about it.
(01:05):
You know what when waiters hover over you for you
to order. I can't stand that either. I'm like, dude,
can you go do something else? You have other tables.
I'm sure there's some other things you could be doing
right now. Call us up eighty eight three four three
one six one, text in four one o six one.
It's ridiculous. Internet questions And what was your worst restaurant experienced? Rachel? Hey, Yeah, great,
how are you, Rachel? I'm doing great, wonderful. Was a
(01:29):
restaurant manager. I was taking over a start and the
manager that I was taking over for was so messy.
She would let friar oil puddle. Also the kitchen puddles.
Kitchen friar oil hot or cold cold didn't clean it up,
So you just sit there. Yeah. I would just sit
(01:50):
there and people walk around it and oh, here's um
complaining that there were rats, and I was like, that's
the reason why. Oh yes. So when I first was
doing stand up comedy, I was at a comedy club
every single night. Right. We would always go there and
we'd be there until late in the evening, and there
was this peta place right on the corner right next
(02:13):
to it, and it was the Dish, and we would
eat there all the time. And also we would stand
outside and talk a lot right the comedians until all
hours of the night. And we would eat at this
place almost every single day for like a year. I
had a pea from this place. And then one night,
we're just standing around talking, we heard like a little
noise in there, and we look over and there was
rats on the countertop, yes, in the kitchen, and I
(02:37):
was like, man, I have eaten who knows how much rats.
So I didn't eat there that much anymore. I still
ate there because I'm also worked in restaurants before, so
I like, things don't bother me as much. If I
get a hair in my food, it doesn't bother me
at all. I just pull it out of my teeth
and keep going. Let's eighty eight three four three one
o six one text in four one o six one
(02:58):
Ben at what's your worst restaurant experience? So I was
at a restaurant not too long ago, and we ordered everything.
We had the wings, we had every type of slider,
we want it. And then I was like, you know what,
I'll start with the Cops salad, the cop salad. You
get out here first, and then you know, as everything
piles in, I'll move forward. Tell me why I eat everything.
And then at the end of the meal, the Cops
(03:18):
salad suddenly arrives and I'm like, what's the point now,
Like I already ate the sliders, the sushi, the French fries,
the wings. I don't want the cop salad anymore. Yeah,
And that's describing what you just ate. You need the
Cops salad. After that call is eight to eight three
four three one six one. Text in four one oh
six one, what is your worst restaurant experience? Somebody texted
(03:40):
in and said my worst experiences that I ordered something
and the waitress repeated it back to me correctly, and
then when she brought it out, the food wasn't what
I ordered, which happens from time to time, except she
argued with me and wouldn't stop arguing with me about
the order and that she had it correct and I
was wrong. You know, I've seen servers do that, and
I'm like, hey, server, I think a person probably knows
(04:01):
what they ordered better. Than you do. You're taking down
the order. You might have got something wrong. Call us
eight at eight three one text in four one six one.
Hey Andrew, what's your worst restaurant experience? Well, just picture this.
So we're at dinner with your family in a fancy
restaurant and your daughter's seventh birthday. You look over and
the lady next to you is violently puking up and
(04:23):
passing out at the table. Instead of escorting her out,
they bring her a garbage can to continue throwing up,
like she's on an airplane. And did you guys leave
the restaurant or you just keep eating while that was
going on? Well, like at that point, you know, we're
a thousand bucks in and then the whole restaurant like
was like catching on and seeing what this lady was
(04:43):
up to, and they finally got her out of there,
but the guy came over did actually end up camping
our meals, so it was it was still a horrible experience.
Did the lady say anything or she just kept puking? Well,
I guess apparently this is like, you know, after we
found out like she like had had like only like
a couple of drinks, So I don't know if she
(05:05):
was on something else, but I've never seen. I mean,
it's like it's like a bad college party. Oh see.
I feel like, if you're the lady puking at that
nice restaurant, it's awkward. You probably feel bad. And I
feel like she she should have addressed it to make
everybody else feel comfortable, Like she could have said something.
I would have got up and left. Yeah, I wouldn't have.
I would have been like, sorry, everybody, Hey, good news
(05:26):
though taste twice is good, coming back up, and then
I would have left because everybody would like it. Out
here the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone
frame mornings one. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the
(05:50):
Jewels Show. You texted us at four one or six
one and said you had a dirty little secret. So
now we're calling you to ask if you can tell
us you guys. Okay, Marne Hi, I think I can't
believe you're calling me. Hi, Hi, Hi. Are you in
a place you can tell us your dirty little secret
right now? Yeah? This should be good, This should be fine. Okay,
I mean everyone's gonna hear it anyway. Whatever, well, just
(06:12):
let everybody know it. One okay, what's your dirty little secret?
So my dirty little secret is I just moved back
home with my parents. I got a job in town
and I love them. They're great parents. But every week
I have to grease the doors with w D forty
because I've been sneaking out. You've been sneaking out of
(06:35):
your parents house. But it sounds like you're at the
age where you could just be like, Hey, I'm gonna
go somewhere. I'm leaving. I should be able to say that. Yeah,
but I'm not going to see like a boy, I'm
not going to party so I can go smoke pot
because my parents are kind of insane about that. Okay,
so that's your dirty little secret, as you sneak out
(06:56):
of your parents' house like you were a teenager again. Yeah,
well okay, if my parents found out, they would immediately
throw me out. My mom's trying to make caught illegal again.
My dad thinks it rocks my brain. They're they're insane
about it. They would rather me go out and sleep
with a bunch of men than be smoking pop instead.
(07:20):
It is a gateway to that, you know. I mean,
we call that, you know. From when I was sixteen
to eighteen, so I've enough men in my lifetime. Now
I just want to get high, you know what to show.
I'm a little confused. What's w D forty? It's no,
and I'm still caught up on that. Do you want
(07:43):
to tell it's it's oil, so that you know when
doors squeak, it keeps them from squeakings like Greece or
it was like lub but like for household stuff, the
doors sea and wake up her parents. Yeah, it's coming
and going. Okay, so do your parents do not use it?
As they should put that on the label because you
(08:03):
know that's been tried along. Yeah, emergency, right, So do
your parents not have like an alarm system? I know
mine personally do, and every time I open the door,
regardless of it's squeaking, the alarm Google. Yes, so they
have that, but I hacked into it. I downloaded the
same app they have and I turn it off. Well
there you go. You know that's a lot of word
(08:24):
or anything for the weed. Yeah, you know, when I
was in it is it is very stressful being with them.
It's very stressful. And I need I need the pot.
I know it's a lot of hoops to jump through.
I need my weed. Another hoop you probably have to
jump through is the smell, because I know when I
was in high school, you know, I had to spray
myself down with anything there was before I returned, and
(08:44):
my parents would still know and still smell me. So
is that a problem for you? Did you know that
they just came out with a new perfume and it
kind of smells like weed, But it isn't weed. It's
just this new perfume. It's from d or. It's very
expensive and I wear it a lot. Are you planning
(09:10):
on moving out of your parents anytime soon? So you
can just do you how you want other than this
one thing. It's really good living here. I don't have
to pay rent, I don't have to pay for food.
My mom takes care of me. When I'm too high,
I just frawl into her lap and she passed my head.
It's real good. So yes, I want to move out
(09:31):
right now. It's kind of fun being a kid again.
It's been so nice, yousef affectionate. You're like, no, momm
just high. I'm just high on your love. Thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you for listening. Mom.
If you're listening, this is not your daughter. This is
(09:53):
definitely not me. The Jews Show on demand jubils dirty
little secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewel Show.
You texted us at four one o six one and
(10:14):
said you had a dirty little secret. So now we're
calling you to ask if you can tell us. I'm oh,
you guys call Okay, morning, h think I can't believe
you're calling me. Hi? Hi? Hi. Are you in a
place you can tell us your dirty little secret right now? Yeah?
This should be good, This should be fine. Okay, I
mean everyone's gonna hear it anyway. Whatever, let everybody know it. One. Okay,
(10:37):
what's your dirty little secret? So my dirty little secret
is I just moved back home with my parents. I
got a job in town and I love them. They're
great parents. But every week I have to grease the
doors with w D forty because I've been sneaking out.
You've been You've been sneaking out of your parents house.
(10:59):
But it sounds like you're at the age where you
could just be like, hey, I'm going to go somewhere.
I'm leaving. I should be able to say that, yeah,
but I'm not going to see like a boy, I'm
not going to party so I can go smoke pot
because my parents are kind of insane about that. Okay,
so that's your dirty little secret as you sneak out
(11:19):
of your parents' house like you were a teenager again. Yeah, well, okay,
if my parents found out, they would immediately throw me out.
My mom's trying to make pot illegal again. My dad
thinks it rocks my brain. They're they're insane about it.
They would rather me go out and sleep with a
bunch of men than be smoking pot instead. It is
(11:43):
a gateway to that, you know. I mean we call that,
you know, from when I was sixteen to eighteen. So
I've enough men in my lifetime. Now I just want
to get high, you know what. To show a little confused,
what's w D forty? It's you know, and I'm still
(12:04):
caught up on that. Do you want to tell it's
it's oil, so that you know when doors squeak, it
keeps them from squeaking. It's like, oh Greece, or it
was like lube, like for household stuff. You can wake
up her parents. Yeah, it's coming and going. Okay, so
do your parents do not use it as lube? They
(12:25):
should put that on the label because you know that's
been tried a long Yeah, emergency, right. So do your
parents don't have like an alarm system? I know mine
personally do, and every time I open the door, regardless
of it's squeaking, the alarm goos off. Yes, so they
have that, but I hacked into it. I downloaded the
same app they have and I turn it off. Well,
(12:45):
there you go. You know that's a lot of word
or anything for the weed. Yeah, you know when I
was in it is it is very stressful being with them.
It's very stressful and I need I need the pot.
I know it's a lot of hoops to jump through.
I need my weed. Another hoop you probably have to
jump through as the smell, because I know when I
was in high school, you know how to spray myself
down with anything there was before I returned, and my
(13:07):
parents would still know and still smell me. So is
that a problem for you? Did you know that they
just came out with a new perfume and it kind
of smells like weed, but it isn't weed. It's just
this new perfume. It's from Dyr. It's very expensive and
I wear it a lot. Are you planning on moving
(13:33):
out of your parents anytime soon, so you can just
do you how you want other than this one thing.
It's really good living here. I don't have to pay rent,
I don't have to pay for food. My mom takes
care of me. When I'm too high, I just crawl
into her lap and she passed my head. It's real good.
So yes, I want to move out, but right now,
(13:55):
it's kind of fun being a kid again. It's been
so nice, so affectionate. You're like, no, momm just high.
I'm just high on your love. We get. Thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you for listening.
And if you're listening, this is not your daughter. This
(14:16):
is definitely not me. Yeah, the Jebil Show on demand.
Why did Tom Brady officially retire for good from football
after his divorce was final I have the scoop that
nobody's thought of coming up in just a minute. Also,
if you're going to get a tattoo, make sure you
trust your tattoo artist will tell you why in just
a few minutes. And a government official was fired for
(14:37):
who they've had in the backseat of their car. You'll
hear all those stories right now. Another hard hitting live
local late breaking edition of The J and N The
Jubil News Network news that you didn't know he needed.
I'm Jebel Fresh and Tom Brady retired again this week
is the second time retiring from football, but this time
he says it's for good and he's not coming back.
(14:58):
But why did Tom Brady wait until after his divorce
was final to officially retire from football? Money? Okay, okay,
because I just found this out. Giselle, tom Brady's ex wife, who,
by the way, on Twitter said that she wishes him
only wonderful things in this next chapter of his life.
That sounds like an x men, like mmm something, because
you have to right, she's worth four hundred million dollars.
(15:21):
She had more money than Tom Brady tom Brady who's
worth two hundred and fifty million dollars. But last year
when he retired, he signed a ten year, three hundred
and seventy five million dollar contract with Fox to work
in the broadcasting Oh okay, he hasn't started, obviously because
he played this season, but it's official and you heard
it here first. That's why he did it because he
(15:42):
didn't want Gizelle to have any shot at getting any
of that money. Oh does that make sense? Yeah, but
I just made it up right now, so I don't
know if that's the fact, but yeah, there you go.
I don't know if that's true or not, but we're
gonna say it's official right now exactly. This is the
J and N the Jewel News Network. And he heard
it her first. That was live local late breaking news
(16:03):
about Tom Brady as news you didn't even know who
you needed for next door listening on over to Bennet.
Hey it's Bennet. This story will make you look a
little closer at any of your tattoos. One woman went
to a tattoo polor in the UK to get a
tattoo that honored her late father. And the thing that's
cool about this tattoo is his father, her grandfather had
the same tattoo. Right, So anyways, all is well until
(16:24):
she showed the tattoo to her grandmother a few weeks later,
and her grandmother replied, who the hell is AJ the
tattoo artist? His name is AJ, and he secretly put
his initials inside the tattoo. Oh my gosh. And when
she went back to the tattoo polor and she's like,
what's up with this. He was like, Oh, it's no
big deal, no one will see it anyways. My grandma saw, yeah,
(16:44):
it is a big deal. You put your initials on
my tattoo. I didn't ask you to do that. Yeah,
aj Yeah, the tattoo guy, I wonder if he does
that with all the tattoo City gives. He puts his
initials somewhere in it. Got a tattooed from a j
You better start look looking close to make sure you
trust your tattoo artist. You really, I mean even trusted ones.
You have to make sure you pay attention when you're
getting a tattoo. I've got a lot of tattoos, but
(17:05):
I do have a tattoo that's wrong on me because
when I changed my last name, my old last name
was Flag, right, But I wanted to change my last
name when I got married, one because I thought it'd
be cool if we started our own last name together. Two,
I wanted to end the last name of my abusive
father and my abusive families, so that name died with me. Basically,
so I had what a lot of people call a
(17:27):
tramp stamp of my old last name Flag on my
lower back. Wow. Okay, around it I got like a
graveyard and then like a rest in peace thing, and
then like a little ribbon underneath that had the date
of when I put that name to rest. Okay, except
I went to the tattoo artists. That guy has done
a lot of my tattoos. But that dude smokes, we
(17:48):
like crazy when he tattoos. So I gave him the dates.
It was supposed to be my birthday until my wedding
date when I officially changed the name twenty eighteen. And
then he did the tattoo. I was leaving, I was like,
this looks amazing. I take some picture of my wife.
And then she said, why does it say twenty twenty
on it? And I was like, no, it doesn't. That
says twenty eighteen, the wrong date. Oh my god. So
(18:10):
I didn't pay attention. So I was like, can you
change it? And the only way to change is to
get the date removed. So no, tattoo removal is painful.
So it hurts way more than hurting your pride and
going I got. I didn't pay attention. I got a
bad testure. It's the JNN, the Jewel News Network News.
He didn't know that you needed. Let's send it over
to Christie Race Snow for your next year. I'm on
location in Masa, Arizona, where one man did something I
(18:31):
think all of us do, but he took it a
little bit too far. I'm gonna tell you why. We've
all had work computers, work cell phones, things like that,
you know, but we tend to use them for a
little bit of personal use, you know. I mean, like
I got my I was gonna say this is my
work computer, but I forgot. I bring my personal computer
to work every day. You can't get a work computer here,
but Chris has been trying to get one. Its only
been a year anyway. So there was a guy who,
(18:53):
according to MarketWatch dot com, he's a now former federal agent.
He ruined his long standing career by getting caught using
his government vehicle to moonlight as an uber driver at night.
You may ask, why does the government official even need
some extra money? Like government should be taking care of
their employees right, Well, who's to say they aren't. This man,
his name is Sean M. Nelson, has a baseball card addiction,
(19:14):
so he was using his government vehicle to make extra
money at night to pay for his baseball card addiction.
The government found out. He's now been placed on a
two year probation, fired and ordered to pay back one
hundred and thirty four thousand dollars. Pay back one hundred
and thirty four thousand dollars, I'm guessing that's how much
he made ubering off of them. Oh my god. Well
it's a good thing he's got those baseball cards start selling.
(19:38):
This is the JNN, the Jewel News Network. Listen to
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at Christian Gray Snow the Jewel Show on Demand. First
(20:00):
Date is on the song today for a first date
follow up, and she's not getting a call back from Jason.
She went on a date with Jason and now nothing. Alison,
thank you for email. Before we get into the date
and everything, how long has it been since you went
out with Jason. Yeah, it's it's been a couple of days. Now,
have you tried to reach out to him at all?
I have. I mean I've sent him a couple of
(20:22):
text messages, just you know, asking how he was, and
I haven't heard anything back, nothing at all. Okay, tell
us about the date. First, what'd you guys do? Well,
we went to dinner and then to a movie, and
I mean I thought both went really well. I just,
you know, I just want to know why he's not
(20:42):
getting back to me. It seemed like we had a
lot in common. You know, we're both going through this
like transition period with our lives and our jobs, and
it really felt like we were able to understand each other.
So I'm just at a loss. Okay, Well, why do
you think he might be ghosteing you? I mean there
was there was a little incident that happened after the
(21:05):
movie ended, and I think maybe that's why he isn't
getting back. Okay, Um, but I don't know. I mean,
at the same time, problem, Okay, you don't want to
tell us what it was. So my brother and I
had a really bad falling out and as we were
walking out of the theater, I see him, so I, um,
(21:28):
you know, I told Jason to wait and I went
over to talk to my brother and it ended up
becoming this heated argument, and I walked back over to Jason,
and I was just super annoyed by it. I really
wasn't hiding anything at all, and it ended up really
affecting me. So oh, okay, okay, So I mean that's
awkward to happen on a date. I mean that's more
than just a little got into a fight with your
(21:48):
brother you haven't talked to in a while. Did you
tell him that, like, hey, sorry, that was a really
personal incident for me, Like I'm sorry that it made
me annoyed or upset or anything like that. I didn't,
you know, he tried to ask me about it, because
again I really wasn't I wasn't hiding it. I was
so annoyed and um, and I just I couldn't even
tell him because in my mind too at the same time,
(22:11):
I'm like, this was too much to get into for
someone that I just started seeing, and and I just
I didn't want to make it more awkward than it was.
So I just felt like I just needed to not
talk about it. Then, Okay, But now he hasn't even
given me a chance to talk about it. So I
don't know, did you clarify to him that it was
like your brother or someone in the family, because I'm wondering,
(22:32):
like if he thinks it was like you had a
random running with an X and then it kind of
got a little messier. I didn't think about that. Oh yeah, yeah,
I didn't. I didn't even think about that. I feel
like I definitely should have. I didn't. I didn't clarify
who it was. I just yeah, he just saw me
randomly arguing with this guy, and that's definitely what he
(22:53):
could have thought. Oh my gosh. Yeah, even if he
didn't think it was an X. I mean, I understand
you were upset and rightfully so, but that would be
super super confusing to like have a good date and
then like you argue with someone you don't recognize and
then you don't really get any clarity to what it was.
That would probably I would probably think be thinking that way.
So maybe that's it. Oh, I hope that. I wish
(23:15):
I could just talk to him about it so we
can clarify just everything. Now. I feel really bad. Uh well,
I feel like also if he was just like a
decent guy, would at least like text you back then
you'd be able to clarify it though, whatever happened to
coming up with a good lie? I'm moving? How did
the date end? I died? Sorry? Yeah? How does the
date end? Yeah? I feel like I at least deserve something,
(23:38):
even if it is just he moved or he died,
I guess. But yeah, I'm gonna start doing that from
now on. If people I don't want to talk about it. Sorry,
I died? How did it end? How did the date end?
It seems cool? But I guess maybe he was just
trying to be nice and make you know, light of
the rest of the date. But it I don't know,
like for me to feel like I don't deserve to
(24:00):
be ghosted it I felt like it at least ended
on a good note. Okay, even even with the argument happening.
So oh okay, yeah, well we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. Will play a song, come back,
and then call him and find out see if we
can find out why he's ghosting you, and see if
we can get you another date if you still want
one after you hear why, okay, well what did you
get your first day? Follow up? Next? If you're just
joining us for today's first Day follow up. Allison is
(24:22):
on the phone. She went out with a guy named Jason,
and now she's getting ghosted. It's been a few days,
she's heard nothing. She said the date went very well.
They bonded over a lot of things that she thought.
It was great. They just went to the movies and stuff.
But there was a moment where they were walking outside
and she saw her brother, whoci hasn't seen in years,
and they had a terrible falling out. So she walked
over to talk to her brother and they ended up
(24:44):
arguing with him, and then went back and talked to Jason.
And just to clarify, Alison, you didn't tell him that
it was your brother that you were arguing with. No,
I didn't. I didn't give him any details. Yeah, so
we're thinking maybe he thought that was an X or
something and that's why he's been ghosting her. But we
don't know. And the date ended in Allison said it
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seemed like the guy she went out with, Jason, was
just being nice and didn't really want to see her again.
But and we'll see if that dramatic situation is the
thing that turned him off or something else. I'm gonna
call him right now? Are you ready, Alison? Yeah, I'm
ready here, all right, all right, here we go. Hello, Hey,
(25:32):
messpeic to Jason please. Oh yeah, this is him. Hey,
what's up? Man? This is a Jewel from The Jewel Show.
It's a radio show, and Victoria from The Jewil Show
and Christian Grace now Surprised, also from the Jebil Show. Okay,
how are you? Wow? I'm all right? What do you?
What's going on? Calling you because we do a segment
(25:53):
on our show called the First Aid follow Up. It's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and then end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you've ghosting.
And we got an email about you from one of
our listeners that you went out with. Oh okay, yeah,
I think I know. Okay, who do you think it is?
I'm gonna guess it's Allison. You're good at Guessingison. Yeah.
(26:16):
So she emailed us and told us about your date.
She said she really likes you, but you have but
you ghosted her and she doesn't know why. So that's
why we're on the phone. Do you mind telling us why? Sure?
So we went on a date and uh, what's the movies?
And it was it was fun, it was cool. We
had a good conversation. She's very attractive and very nice
and cool. And the thing is, I read after the
(26:39):
movies and afterwards she saw somebody and she kind of
excused herself, and I kind of just, you know, mind
of my business. I was on my phone and she
got really heated in this conversation and it went on
for the bit. And yeah, I mean it went on
for a while. She didn't come back and check in
(26:59):
with me at all. I was I was actually just
gonna leave right there because I felt like a very
serious conversation. She told us about that. She said that
that happened. She went and talked to somebody and it
might have been awkward. So it's super awkward. Yeah, it
was ridiculous. And I was, you know, I listen, I
understand everyone's got their own you know, pastry and stuff.
(27:20):
But I didn't want to get involved in some like
weird love triangle or some weird X and you know,
and that's what I assumed it was. It's kind of well,
you know, I kinda gave her an opportunity. I asked
her and she just didn't really share anything. So I
kind of took it as like, well, she doesn't want
to have that kind of conversation right now, so then
she doesn't feel like she needs to explain anything. So
(27:43):
I thought, well, this is the type of girl that's
gonna kind of play it that way. That's some drama
and baggage I don't want, you know, So do you
think it who do you think it was she was
talking to? I mean, I would assume the way they
we were talking to each other had to be an
X someone Maybe that just broke up too. And then
I was thinking, Oh, we're going to this movie theater
and we went on this date, but she's fighting with
her ex. WHOA like yeah, that makes sense, Like she
(28:11):
knew he was there, wanted to go there with another
guy to be like, look how I'm doing. Oh, Like
it was like some I was using some pawn. I
was like, forget this, I'm not interested in that kind
of drama. Yeah, that's how she's going to play What
if it was like her brother, her long lost brother,
she hasn't talked to him a while or something. Would
that change it for you? Her brother? That that was
a weird conversation to have with your brother, but like, uh,
(28:35):
I mean, I would be really surprised if it wasn't
her ex. Let's just do it that way, Okay, all right, well,
I don't know, maybe maybe it would, but anyway, yeah,
that sounds super awkward. And you know what else is
super awkward. She's actually on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you. She heard everything you just said
to it. Hey, Jason, Yeah, yeah, Alison. Hi. Um. First
(28:56):
of all, let me let me say that I'm sorry.
I really want to apologize for the incident just going
down the way that it did, and I'm sorry that
I didn't explain everything to you in the moment, and
I hate that it got to the point where you
felt like you had to ghost me and just really
just over speculation too. The guy that I was arguing
(29:20):
with is actually my brother. I know it sounds crazy
and whatever, but I haven't seen him in years and
we had a really bad falling out and that was
the first time I had seen him and it it
just went south. And I'm really sorry that you had
to see that and it had to happen on our date.
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I'm sorry that you had to go through that, and
I mean, really, I didn't reach back out if you
text me because I just assumed, you know, it was
a boyfriend, because he didn't really go into it. And yeah,
you know, I'm kind of surprised that I was your brother,
But I'm sorry that that that you had to go
through that. I just, yeah, had I known, I probably
(30:04):
would have, you know, reached, we would have been talking stuff.
It's just you know, I thought it was definitely your AX. Yeah, no,
I'm sorry. I should have. I should have explained it.
I didn't know how because it was it was, you know,
we were just getting to know each other, and I
was like, I can't bring this drama to him. And
I'm already super annoyed about it. I'm just gonna go
(30:26):
on and on, and he's gonna think I'm even crazier
than he already thinks I am, because I'm arguing in
public with somebody that he doesn't know. But I just
I didn't know. I didn't know how to talk about it.
So I'm I'm sorry for that. That's on me, um,
but I just I wanted to explain it to you.
I thought that we had a really good time together.
Besides that, incident happening, and um, you were owed an explanation,
(30:49):
but I don't. I just I wasn't in the place
to do it that night. Yeah. I appreciate you apologizing
and stuff. It's just, you know, I don't understand why
you couldn't just have told me that. Really the issue,
it's like if you can't tell me something up front
as small as that, like you're not like maybe ready
to be in a relationship or just like go out
(31:10):
with date and somebody or somebody. I don't know. I
just feel like bringing up family issues is not something
that you really talk about on like first date conversations, um,
because you're not sure if you can really trust that
person with that information, especially if it's really sensitive. Um.
But yeah, did I hear a baby in the background?
(31:33):
Oh yeah, that's yeah. I do I have a kid?
Oh wait wait wait, wait, you didn't tell me that
you had a kid. I mean, you have a kid,
and you're getting on to me about my brother. Yeah.
I guess I really don't have any room to talk
(31:55):
haply not well. Now that we know that you guys
know each other a little bit, Jason, would you like
to go out him on another day with Alison, we'll
pay for it. We'll not desitter, but we'll pay for it. Um. Yeah,
well you know you kind of You're right. I probably
should have told you that I had a kid on
a date. So yeah, you got me there. Um, but
(32:19):
what will you be willing to go out a date
with me? Still? Yeah? I would love to go out
on a date with you. I honestly feel like we've
gotten to know each other better on this phone call
than we did in person. Yeah, for the Jewels Show
on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
(32:47):
This is the Jewel Show. You texted us at four
one or six one and said he had a dirty
little secret, So we're calling you back. Hi. Hi? Oh
yeah that's right. Hi. Hi. Did you remember texting us
that I do? But it's been a minute. Yes, okay, Sorry,
we're a little slow something. Yeah, we are working progress.
So can you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now? Sure? Yeah? Okay,
(33:11):
So I can't believe I texted this. I'm gonna say
it out loud now. So one night I had to
go over to my boyfriend's house. He wanted me to
have dinner with his parents one night. Totally fine, We
do this all the time, but this time they decided
to make mac and cheese, which for the normal person
is probably really great, but I'm lactose intolerant and I
(33:35):
hadn't really talked about this with him yet because it's
kind of embarrassing, and I didn't want his parents to
think I, you know, didn't like what they made. So
I just went ahead and decided to eat it anyway,
and I was like, I'll just deal with the consequences later. Unfortunately,
the consequences came a lot faster and a lot more
explosively than I thought. Oh my gosh, of all words, right,
(34:01):
So I screwed myself to go to the bathroom. I
start running the water. I'm like, kind, I hope nobody
hears this, and I do my thing, and unfortunately, like
the toilet just would Oh no, there's no plunger, there's
no equipment to deal with this. But they do have
like a small bathroom window. So I was like, here
(34:22):
we go. I just went. I would have thrown myself
out the window before I did that and just left.
I would have just climbed out and left. Wait, so
you grabbed you how did you grab it? I mean
handed to my bathroom twel something, Oh my god, or
(34:51):
play dead, that's what I would do. I just like, yeah,
I call the cops, to call one one one. I'm thinking, yeah,
I don't know. I don't know. I was mortified. I
didn't want them san, I didn't know them that well.
It was super embarrassing, like to me, hands washed, But
like that interaction would live forever if I had to
tell them, So wow, whatever, I made a decision. That's
(35:11):
a dirty little secret. That is a horrific nightmare story.
Dirty little secret. Yeah, that's like literally dirty. Did they
ever notice, like if they ever like catch on to
what you did? I mean, if they did, they didn't
approach me or comfort me about it, So I assume no.
I mean hopefully people thought it was like a dog,
(35:34):
I don't know, dog. Yeah, hopefully stand backyard and they
don't have You know, it's bad if you have to
be like hopefully somebody assumes that was a dog whatever
it is in life. Thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Thank you all. Have a good one
on you tube. I think this happens way more often
(35:55):
than you guys know. I have a friend who had
something similar happened at his house. Well, apparently they had
a huge party one time and there was a bunch
of people over there, and then somebody was in the
upstairs bathroom and they clogged the toilet, but they left
whoever it was, They didn't even know who it was,
but they left and closed the door, and the door
was locked. So they finally got in there and the
(36:16):
toilet was overflowing. Oh god, but there was nothing in
the toilet. There was nothing in the toilet to clog
it like it would just water overflowing. So they didn't
know what happened. And then he said the next morning,
he was brushing his teeth and he got a whiff
of something and then he looked at the bottom of
his toothbrush and it was like brown. So whoever did
(36:39):
it must have taken it from the toilet, put it
in the sink, and then use the toothbrush to show
it all started coming together. Yeah, so it happens way
more off. I'm wrong with people the toothbrush daily demand.
Growing up, my mom told me that the loops that
(37:00):
were on the shoulders of women's shirts were to hold
your bra straps. I didn't find out until I was
like twenty five that I had been wearing my bra
the wrong way and those are for your hangers. Somebody
just texted us that have four one six one. We're
talking about the question we're asking right now. It's the
(37:21):
Jewel Show. What is something simple that you didn't know
that made you look dumb? We asked a question because
Martha Stewart on Twitter yesterday responded to a comment that
somebody made and she didn't know what caso dip was. No,
it's just shocking because she should know how to make
so many different kinds of caso dip. Because it's Martha Stewart.
She's also been to prison. She's not to make prison caso.
(37:41):
Gonna say you crush up some Deritos and add some
kool Aid to it or something, because she should know
that and she doesn't. Hey, it's producer Brad. I just
want to say how much I love this question because
I see all of you all the time. Christian is
an absolute fear constantly of looking dumb. Yes, okay, Jewel
doesn't know a lot of things, and Victoria knows nothing,
so this should be fantastic. Okay, here, let's start with you,
(38:05):
Victoria before we get to your calls. Eight eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. What is something simple
that you didn't know that made you look dumb? And
we only have like ten minutes, there's apparently so many.
I asked about an artist, I looked dumb. I asked
about Britney Spears one time, I looked dumb. Asked about
(38:25):
Beyonce's music before I was born. I looked dumb. Do
you have anything else other than the times that we've
made fun of you? Call us up? Eight eight three
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. In honor of America's favorite
homemaking gangster, Martha Stewart, who didn't know what caso was,
we're asking the question, what is something simple that you
didn't know that made you look dumb? Hey, Dallas, Yeah,
(38:47):
let's go, what's up, Dallas. What's something simple that you
didn't know that made you look dumb? Okay, So, for
the longest time I had been saying this phrase, and
until I got married to my wife's Jen, she told
me the correct phrase, and that was major look, major
major look. My wife says, hon, it's actually I made
(39:11):
you look made you look like, major, Look, why is
everybody's not telling me that? I get how you could
think that though, right, because as a kid, you probably
saw somebody do that and they said made you look
to somebody and it sounded like major, and you're like, yeah,
that was a major looked that they gave. So yeah, yeah, Dallas,
(39:32):
thank you for calling. Man, appreciate you, thank you, yelled
at eight three three one sixth one. Martha Stewart didn't
know what case so dip was. So we're asking the question,
what is something simple that major looked dumb? Sh what's up?
Power are you? What's something simple you didn't know that
(39:53):
made you looked dumb? I didn't know that you weren't
supposed to put wooden spoons in the dishwasher? Wait what
what not? Yeah? Apparently they hold all the bacteria. Oh
hell yeah, I found that up this morning. And now
I'm at Target buying new one. While you're there, perfect place.
(40:16):
Make sure you pick up the Martha Stewart collection there
was Target. Thank you for your phone call, Sierra appreciated
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one?
What is something simple that you didn't know that made
you look dumb? Christian So when I used to work
for a television show for the Real in Los Angeles,
often I would be backstage getting like digital YouTube content
(40:38):
with the guests. One time we had Tiny Harris there,
who's married to Ti and is an Escape, you know,
the band, and I was asking her. It was something
around like Thanksgiving and holidays, and we were talking about
being humble and I did not know that humble you
needed to pronounce the h In the beginning. I thought
it was humble, and so I kept asking her, what
(41:00):
makes you humble? And she goes, I think you mean humble,
and I was like, and I think I'm leaving right. Yeah,
she corrected you. She corrected me, and I've never gotten
over it. It's been about five years. Yeah. I mean
it was awkward, but Tiny, if you're listening to this,
I appreciate you correcting me because I needed the correct
call us eight to eight did three four three six
one eighty eight three four three one six one? What
is something simple that you didn't know that made you
(41:23):
look dumb? Hey, Angela? Yeah, my sister of twenty one
years thought she went number one and number two out
of her backside and actually convinced her boyfriend at the time.
Not all girls he that way. Did you tell her
the truth on that that it's yeah, well she was
trying to convince me too, told her telling me that
(41:44):
her boyfriend didn't know all this time and saying, oh,
well she didn't know that girl did this. I was like, yeah,
they told what are you talking about? Wow? Wow? I'm sorry,
But if I'm being honest, it took me a little
bit to learn just because they don't teach you that.
They didn't teach that at my school. They should it.
Don't get me wrong, but it's kind of a body party.
(42:05):
You see dude things Angela think you're in a phone call,
appreciate it. Je, What did you know? We pee out
of our ear? Um? Oh you be out of ear? Yeah,
mine comes out of my eye. Perfect? Are you talking
about calls? Eight at eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one?
What is something simple that you didn't know that made
you look not so smart thanks to Martha Stewart not
(42:26):
knowing what Caso did base. I wonder if Martha Stewart
knows that you go number one from the front, not
the back. She went to prison. Absolutely, definitely knows The
Jebel Show on demand
Then Jewel Show on demand. The other day, I was
at a restaurant and I got some hair in my food. Bonus,
it was delish. It's the Jewel Show. Nobody ever says
that if you get hair in your food, you usually
you're pretty upset about it. It's time for ridiculous Internet questions.
Call us up right now eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. Eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. Ridiculous Internet questions. And today's
(00:23):
question is what is your worst restaurant experience? Everybody's had
really bad experiences at restaurants, usually having to do with
things in the food. Call us up eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. What is your
worst restaurant experience? Victoria? Do you have one? I try
(00:43):
to be very understanding with restaurants because I used to
be a server. Okay, that's so like the long wait times.
I mean, I understand there's a lot of people when
the food takes long. It's understandable if there's a lot
of people. But what I do haze when like sometimes
like your waiter, Like one time, this one guy literally
just like stood behind me my friends like and waited
till like we made up our mind what we wanted,
but gave us like no time to think about it.
(01:05):
You know what when waiters hover over you for you
to order. I can't stand that either. I'm like, dude,
can you go do something else? You have other tables.
I'm sure there's some other things you could be doing
right now. Call us up eighty eight three four three
one six one, text in four one o six one.
It's ridiculous. Internet questions And what was your worst restaurant experienced? Rachel? Hey, Yeah, great,
how are you, Rachel? I'm doing great, wonderful. Was a
(01:29):
restaurant manager. I was taking over a start and the
manager that I was taking over for was so messy.
She would let friar oil puddle. Also the kitchen puddles.
Kitchen friar oil hot or cold cold didn't clean it up,
So you just sit there. Yeah. I would just sit
(01:50):
there and people walk around it and oh, here's um
complaining that there were rats, and I was like, that's
the reason why. Oh yes. So when I first was
doing stand up comedy, I was at a comedy club
every single night. Right. We would always go there and
we'd be there until late in the evening, and there
was this peta place right on the corner right next
(02:13):
to it, and it was the Dish, and we would
eat there all the time. And also we would stand
outside and talk a lot right the comedians until all
hours of the night. And we would eat at this
place almost every single day for like a year. I
had a pea from this place. And then one night,
we're just standing around talking, we heard like a little
noise in there, and we look over and there was
rats on the countertop, yes, in the kitchen, and I
(02:37):
was like, man, I have eaten who knows how much rats.
So I didn't eat there that much anymore. I still
ate there because I'm also worked in restaurants before, so
I like, things don't bother me as much. If I
get a hair in my food, it doesn't bother me
at all. I just pull it out of my teeth
and keep going. Let's eighty eight three four three one
o six one text in four one o six one
(02:58):
Ben at what's your worst restaurant experience? So I was
at a restaurant not too long ago, and we ordered everything.
We had the wings, we had every type of slider,
we want it. And then I was like, you know what,
I'll start with the Cops salad, the cop salad. You
get out here first, and then you know, as everything
piles in, I'll move forward. Tell me why I eat everything.
And then at the end of the meal, the Cops
(03:18):
salad suddenly arrives and I'm like, what's the point now,
Like I already ate the sliders, the sushi, the French fries,
the wings. I don't want the cop salad anymore. Yeah,
And that's describing what you just ate. You need the
Cops salad. After that call is eight to eight three
four three one six one. Text in four one oh
six one, what is your worst restaurant experience? Somebody texted
(03:40):
in and said my worst experiences that I ordered something
and the waitress repeated it back to me correctly, and
then when she brought it out, the food wasn't what
I ordered, which happens from time to time, except she
argued with me and wouldn't stop arguing with me about
the order and that she had it correct and I
was wrong. You know, I've seen servers do that, and
I'm like, hey, server, I think a person probably knows
(04:01):
what they ordered better. Than you do. You're taking down
the order. You might have got something wrong. Call us
eight at eight three one text in four one six one.
Hey Andrew, what's your worst restaurant experience? Well, just picture this.
So we're at dinner with your family in a fancy
restaurant and your daughter's seventh birthday. You look over and
the lady next to you is violently puking up and
(04:23):
passing out at the table. Instead of escorting her out,
they bring her a garbage can to continue throwing up,
like she's on an airplane. And did you guys leave
the restaurant or you just keep eating while that was
going on? Well, like at that point, you know, we're
a thousand bucks in and then the whole restaurant like
was like catching on and seeing what this lady was
(04:43):
up to, and they finally got her out of there,
but the guy came over did actually end up camping
our meals, so it was it was still a horrible experience.
Did the lady say anything or she just kept puking? Well,
I guess apparently this is like, you know, after we
found out like she like had had like only like
a couple of drinks, So I don't know if she
(05:05):
was on something else, but I've never seen. I mean,
it's like it's like a bad college party. Oh see.
I feel like, if you're the lady puking at that
nice restaurant, it's awkward. You probably feel bad. And I
feel like she she should have addressed it to make
everybody else feel comfortable, Like she could have said something.
I would have got up and left. Yeah, I wouldn't have.
I would have been like, sorry, everybody, Hey, good news
(05:26):
though taste twice is good, coming back up, and then
I would have left because everybody would like it. Out
here the Jewil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone
frame mornings one. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the
(05:50):
Jewels Show. You texted us at four one or six
one and said you had a dirty little secret. So
now we're calling you to ask if you can tell
us you guys. Okay, Marne Hi, I think I can't
believe you're calling me. Hi, Hi, Hi. Are you in
a place you can tell us your dirty little secret
right now? Yeah? This should be good, This should be fine. Okay,
I mean everyone's gonna hear it anyway. Whatever, well, just
(06:12):
let everybody know it. One okay, what's your dirty little secret?
So my dirty little secret is I just moved back
home with my parents. I got a job in town
and I love them. They're great parents. But every week
I have to grease the doors with w D forty
because I've been sneaking out. You've been sneaking out of
(06:35):
your parents house. But it sounds like you're at the
age where you could just be like, Hey, I'm gonna
go somewhere. I'm leaving. I should be able to say that. Yeah,
but I'm not going to see like a boy, I'm
not going to party so I can go smoke pot
because my parents are kind of insane about that. Okay,
so that's your dirty little secret, as you sneak out
(06:56):
of your parents' house like you were a teenager again. Yeah,
well okay, if my parents found out, they would immediately
throw me out. My mom's trying to make caught illegal again.
My dad thinks it rocks my brain. They're they're insane
about it. They would rather me go out and sleep
with a bunch of men than be smoking pop instead.
(07:20):
It is a gateway to that, you know. I mean,
we call that, you know. From when I was sixteen
to eighteen, so I've enough men in my lifetime. Now
I just want to get high, you know what to show.
I'm a little confused. What's w D forty? It's no,
and I'm still caught up on that. Do you want
(07:43):
to tell it's it's oil, so that you know when
doors squeak, it keeps them from squeakings like Greece or
it was like lub but like for household stuff, the
doors sea and wake up her parents. Yeah, it's coming
and going. Okay, so do your parents do not use it?
As they should put that on the label because you
(08:03):
know that's been tried along. Yeah, emergency, right, So do
your parents not have like an alarm system? I know
mine personally do, and every time I open the door,
regardless of it's squeaking, the alarm Google. Yes, so they
have that, but I hacked into it. I downloaded the
same app they have and I turn it off. Well
there you go. You know that's a lot of word
(08:24):
or anything for the weed. Yeah, you know, when I
was in it is it is very stressful being with them.
It's very stressful. And I need I need the pot.
I know it's a lot of hoops to jump through.
I need my weed. Another hoop you probably have to
jump through is the smell, because I know when I
was in high school, you know, I had to spray
myself down with anything there was before I returned, and
(08:44):
my parents would still know and still smell me. So
is that a problem for you? Did you know that
they just came out with a new perfume and it
kind of smells like weed, But it isn't weed. It's
just this new perfume. It's from d or. It's very
expensive and I wear it a lot. Are you planning
(09:10):
on moving out of your parents anytime soon? So you
can just do you how you want other than this
one thing. It's really good living here. I don't have
to pay rent, I don't have to pay for food.
My mom takes care of me. When I'm too high,
I just frawl into her lap and she passed my head.
It's real good. So yes, I want to move out
(09:31):
right now. It's kind of fun being a kid again.
It's been so nice, yousef affectionate. You're like, no, momm
just high. I'm just high on your love. Thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you for listening. Mom.
If you're listening, this is not your daughter. This is
(09:53):
definitely not me. The Jews Show on demand jubils dirty
little secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewel Show.
You texted us at four one o six one and
(10:14):
said you had a dirty little secret. So now we're
calling you to ask if you can tell us. I'm oh,
you guys call Okay, morning, h think I can't believe
you're calling me. Hi? Hi? Hi. Are you in a
place you can tell us your dirty little secret right now? Yeah?
This should be good, This should be fine. Okay, I
mean everyone's gonna hear it anyway. Whatever, let everybody know it. One. Okay,
(10:37):
what's your dirty little secret? So my dirty little secret
is I just moved back home with my parents. I
got a job in town and I love them. They're
great parents. But every week I have to grease the
doors with w D forty because I've been sneaking out.
You've been You've been sneaking out of your parents house.
(10:59):
But it sounds like you're at the age where you
could just be like, hey, I'm going to go somewhere.
I'm leaving. I should be able to say that, yeah,
but I'm not going to see like a boy, I'm
not going to party so I can go smoke pot
because my parents are kind of insane about that. Okay,
so that's your dirty little secret as you sneak out
(11:19):
of your parents' house like you were a teenager again. Yeah, well, okay,
if my parents found out, they would immediately throw me out.
My mom's trying to make pot illegal again. My dad
thinks it rocks my brain. They're they're insane about it.
They would rather me go out and sleep with a
bunch of men than be smoking pot instead. It is
(11:43):
a gateway to that, you know. I mean we call that,
you know, from when I was sixteen to eighteen. So
I've enough men in my lifetime. Now I just want
to get high, you know what. To show a little confused,
what's w D forty? It's you know, and I'm still
(12:04):
caught up on that. Do you want to tell it's
it's oil, so that you know when doors squeak, it
keeps them from squeaking. It's like, oh Greece, or it
was like lube, like for household stuff. You can wake
up her parents. Yeah, it's coming and going. Okay, so
do your parents do not use it as lube? They
(12:25):
should put that on the label because you know that's
been tried a long Yeah, emergency, right. So do your
parents don't have like an alarm system? I know mine
personally do, and every time I open the door, regardless
of it's squeaking, the alarm goos off. Yes, so they
have that, but I hacked into it. I downloaded the
same app they have and I turn it off. Well,
(12:45):
there you go. You know that's a lot of word
or anything for the weed. Yeah, you know when I
was in it is it is very stressful being with them.
It's very stressful and I need I need the pot.
I know it's a lot of hoops to jump through.
I need my weed. Another hoop you probably have to
jump through as the smell, because I know when I
was in high school, you know how to spray myself
down with anything there was before I returned, and my
(13:07):
parents would still know and still smell me. So is
that a problem for you? Did you know that they
just came out with a new perfume and it kind
of smells like weed, but it isn't weed. It's just
this new perfume. It's from Dyr. It's very expensive and
I wear it a lot. Are you planning on moving
(13:33):
out of your parents anytime soon, so you can just
do you how you want other than this one thing.
It's really good living here. I don't have to pay rent,
I don't have to pay for food. My mom takes
care of me. When I'm too high, I just crawl
into her lap and she passed my head. It's real good.
So yes, I want to move out, but right now,
(13:55):
it's kind of fun being a kid again. It's been
so nice, so affectionate. You're like, no, momm just high.
I'm just high on your love. We get. Thank you
for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you for listening.
And if you're listening, this is not your daughter. This
(14:16):
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That sounds like an x men, like mmm something, because
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She had more money than Tom Brady tom Brady who's
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Hey it's Bennet. This story will make you look a
little closer at any of your tattoos. One woman went
to a tattoo polor in the UK to get a
tattoo that honored her late father. And the thing that's
cool about this tattoo is his father, her grandfather had
the same tattoo. Right, So anyways, all is well until
(16:24):
she showed the tattoo to her grandmother a few weeks later,
and her grandmother replied, who the hell is AJ the
tattoo artist? His name is AJ, and he secretly put
his initials inside the tattoo. Oh my gosh. And when
she went back to the tattoo polor and she's like,
what's up with this. He was like, Oh, it's no
big deal, no one will see it anyways. My grandma saw, yeah,
(16:44):
it is a big deal. You put your initials on
my tattoo. I didn't ask you to do that. Yeah,
aj Yeah, the tattoo guy, I wonder if he does
that with all the tattoo City gives. He puts his
initials somewhere in it. Got a tattooed from a j
You better start look looking close to make sure you
trust your tattoo artist. You really, I mean even trusted ones.
You have to make sure you pay attention when you're
getting a tattoo. I've got a lot of tattoos, but
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I do have a tattoo that's wrong on me because
when I changed my last name, my old last name
was Flag, right, But I wanted to change my last
name when I got married, one because I thought it'd
be cool if we started our own last name together. Two,
I wanted to end the last name of my abusive
father and my abusive families, so that name died with me. Basically,
so I had what a lot of people call a
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tramp stamp of my old last name Flag on my
lower back. Wow. Okay, around it I got like a
graveyard and then like a rest in peace thing, and
then like a little ribbon underneath that had the date
of when I put that name to rest. Okay, except
I went to the tattoo artists. That guy has done
a lot of my tattoos. But that dude smokes, we
(17:48):
like crazy when he tattoos. So I gave him the dates.
It was supposed to be my birthday until my wedding
date when I officially changed the name twenty eighteen. And
then he did the tattoo. I was leaving, I was like,
this looks amazing. I take some picture of my wife.
And then she said, why does it say twenty twenty
on it? And I was like, no, it doesn't. That
says twenty eighteen, the wrong date. Oh my god. So
(18:10):
I didn't pay attention. So I was like, can you
change it? And the only way to change is to
get the date removed. So no, tattoo removal is painful.
So it hurts way more than hurting your pride and
going I got. I didn't pay attention. I got a
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He didn't know that you needed. Let's send it over
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location in Masa, Arizona, where one man did something I
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think all of us do, but he took it a
little bit too far. I'm gonna tell you why. We've
all had work computers, work cell phones, things like that,
you know, but we tend to use them for a
little bit of personal use, you know. I mean, like
I got my I was gonna say this is my
work computer, but I forgot. I bring my personal computer
to work every day. You can't get a work computer here,
but Chris has been trying to get one. Its only
been a year anyway. So there was a guy who,
(18:53):
according to MarketWatch dot com, he's a now former federal agent.
He ruined his long standing career by getting caught using
his government vehicle to moonlight as an uber driver at night.
You may ask, why does the government official even need
some extra money? Like government should be taking care of
their employees right, Well, who's to say they aren't. This man,
his name is Sean M. Nelson, has a baseball card addiction,
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so he was using his government vehicle to make extra
money at night to pay for his baseball card addiction.
The government found out. He's now been placed on a
two year probation, fired and ordered to pay back one
hundred and thirty four thousand dollars. Pay back one hundred
and thirty four thousand dollars, I'm guessing that's how much
he made ubering off of them. Oh my god. Well
it's a good thing he's got those baseball cards start selling.
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at Christian Gray Snow the Jewel Show on Demand. First
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Date is on the song today for a first date
follow up, and she's not getting a call back from Jason.
She went on a date with Jason and now nothing. Alison,
thank you for email. Before we get into the date
and everything, how long has it been since you went
out with Jason. Yeah, it's it's been a couple of days. Now,
have you tried to reach out to him at all?
I have. I mean I've sent him a couple of
(20:22):
text messages, just you know, asking how he was, and
I haven't heard anything back, nothing at all. Okay, tell
us about the date. First, what'd you guys do? Well,
we went to dinner and then to a movie, and
I mean I thought both went really well. I just,
you know, I just want to know why he's not
(20:42):
getting back to me. It seemed like we had a
lot in common. You know, we're both going through this
like transition period with our lives and our jobs, and
it really felt like we were able to understand each other.
So I'm just at a loss. Okay, Well, why do
you think he might be ghosteing you? I mean there
was there was a little incident that happened after the
(21:05):
movie ended, and I think maybe that's why he isn't
getting back. Okay, Um, but I don't know. I mean,
at the same time, problem, Okay, you don't want to
tell us what it was. So my brother and I
had a really bad falling out and as we were
walking out of the theater, I see him, so I, um,
(21:28):
you know, I told Jason to wait and I went
over to talk to my brother and it ended up
becoming this heated argument, and I walked back over to Jason,
and I was just super annoyed by it. I really
wasn't hiding anything at all, and it ended up really
affecting me. So oh, okay, okay, So I mean that's
awkward to happen on a date. I mean that's more
than just a little got into a fight with your
(21:48):
brother you haven't talked to in a while. Did you
tell him that, like, hey, sorry, that was a really
personal incident for me, Like I'm sorry that it made
me annoyed or upset or anything like that. I didn't,
you know, he tried to ask me about it, because
again I really wasn't I wasn't hiding it. I was
so annoyed and um, and I just I couldn't even
tell him because in my mind too at the same time,
(22:11):
I'm like, this was too much to get into for
someone that I just started seeing, and and I just
I didn't want to make it more awkward than it was.
So I just felt like I just needed to not
talk about it. Then, Okay, But now he hasn't even
given me a chance to talk about it. So I
don't know, did you clarify to him that it was
like your brother or someone in the family, because I'm wondering,
(22:32):
like if he thinks it was like you had a
random running with an X and then it kind of
got a little messier. I didn't think about that. Oh yeah, yeah,
I didn't. I didn't even think about that. I feel
like I definitely should have. I didn't. I didn't clarify
who it was. I just yeah, he just saw me
randomly arguing with this guy, and that's definitely what he
(22:53):
could have thought. Oh my gosh. Yeah, even if he
didn't think it was an X. I mean, I understand
you were upset and rightfully so, but that would be
super super confusing to like have a good date and
then like you argue with someone you don't recognize and
then you don't really get any clarity to what it was.
That would probably I would probably think be thinking that way.
So maybe that's it. Oh, I hope that. I wish
(23:15):
I could just talk to him about it so we
can clarify just everything. Now. I feel really bad. Uh well,
I feel like also if he was just like a
decent guy, would at least like text you back then
you'd be able to clarify it though, whatever happened to
coming up with a good lie? I'm moving? How did
the date end? I died? Sorry? Yeah? How does the
date end? Yeah? I feel like I at least deserve something,
(23:38):
even if it is just he moved or he died,
I guess. But yeah, I'm gonna start doing that from
now on. If people I don't want to talk about it. Sorry,
I died? How did it end? How did the date end?
It seems cool? But I guess maybe he was just
trying to be nice and make you know, light of
the rest of the date. But it I don't know,
like for me to feel like I don't deserve to
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be ghosted it I felt like it at least ended
on a good note. Okay, even even with the argument happening.
So oh okay, yeah, well we'll see if we can
figure it out for you. Will play a song, come back,
and then call him and find out see if we
can find out why he's ghosting you, and see if
we can get you another date if you still want
one after you hear why, okay, well what did you
get your first day? Follow up? Next? If you're just
joining us for today's first Day follow up. Allison is
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on the phone. She went out with a guy named Jason,
and now she's getting ghosted. It's been a few days,
she's heard nothing. She said the date went very well.
They bonded over a lot of things that she thought.
It was great. They just went to the movies and stuff.
But there was a moment where they were walking outside
and she saw her brother, whoci hasn't seen in years,
and they had a terrible falling out. So she walked
over to talk to her brother and they ended up
(24:44):
arguing with him, and then went back and talked to Jason.
And just to clarify, Alison, you didn't tell him that
it was your brother that you were arguing with. No,
I didn't. I didn't give him any details. Yeah, so
we're thinking maybe he thought that was an X or
something and that's why he's been ghosting her. But we
don't know. And the date ended in Allison said it
(25:04):
seemed like the guy she went out with, Jason, was
just being nice and didn't really want to see her again.
But and we'll see if that dramatic situation is the
thing that turned him off or something else. I'm gonna
call him right now? Are you ready, Alison? Yeah, I'm
ready here, all right, all right, here we go. Hello, Hey,
(25:32):
messpeic to Jason please. Oh yeah, this is him. Hey,
what's up? Man? This is a Jewel from The Jewel Show.
It's a radio show, and Victoria from The Jewil Show
and Christian Grace now Surprised, also from the Jebil Show. Okay,
how are you? Wow? I'm all right? What do you?
What's going on? Calling you because we do a segment
(25:53):
on our show called the First Aid follow Up. It's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and then end up ghosting them, they can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you've ghosting.
And we got an email about you from one of
our listeners that you went out with. Oh okay, yeah,
I think I know. Okay, who do you think it is?
I'm gonna guess it's Allison. You're good at Guessingison. Yeah.
(26:16):
So she emailed us and told us about your date.
She said she really likes you, but you have but
you ghosted her and she doesn't know why. So that's
why we're on the phone. Do you mind telling us why? Sure?
So we went on a date and uh, what's the movies?
And it was it was fun, it was cool. We
had a good conversation. She's very attractive and very nice
and cool. And the thing is, I read after the
(26:39):
movies and afterwards she saw somebody and she kind of
excused herself, and I kind of just, you know, mind
of my business. I was on my phone and she
got really heated in this conversation and it went on
for the bit. And yeah, I mean it went on
for a while. She didn't come back and check in
(26:59):
with me at all. I was I was actually just
gonna leave right there because I felt like a very
serious conversation. She told us about that. She said that
that happened. She went and talked to somebody and it
might have been awkward. So it's super awkward. Yeah, it
was ridiculous. And I was, you know, I listen, I
understand everyone's got their own you know, pastry and stuff.
(27:20):
But I didn't want to get involved in some like
weird love triangle or some weird X and you know,
and that's what I assumed it was. It's kind of well,
you know, I kinda gave her an opportunity. I asked
her and she just didn't really share anything. So I
kind of took it as like, well, she doesn't want
to have that kind of conversation right now, so then
she doesn't feel like she needs to explain anything. So
(27:43):
I thought, well, this is the type of girl that's
gonna kind of play it that way. That's some drama
and baggage I don't want, you know, So do you
think it who do you think it was she was
talking to? I mean, I would assume the way they
we were talking to each other had to be an
X someone Maybe that just broke up too. And then
I was thinking, Oh, we're going to this movie theater
and we went on this date, but she's fighting with
her ex. WHOA like yeah, that makes sense, Like she
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knew he was there, wanted to go there with another
guy to be like, look how I'm doing. Oh, Like
it was like some I was using some pawn. I
was like, forget this, I'm not interested in that kind
of drama. Yeah, that's how she's going to play What
if it was like her brother, her long lost brother,
she hasn't talked to him a while or something. Would
that change it for you? Her brother? That that was
a weird conversation to have with your brother, but like, uh,
(28:35):
I mean, I would be really surprised if it wasn't
her ex. Let's just do it that way, Okay, all right, well,
I don't know, maybe maybe it would, but anyway, yeah,
that sounds super awkward. And you know what else is
super awkward. She's actually on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you. She heard everything you just said
to it. Hey, Jason, Yeah, yeah, Alison. Hi. Um. First
(28:56):
of all, let me let me say that I'm sorry.
I really want to apologize for the incident just going
down the way that it did, and I'm sorry that
I didn't explain everything to you in the moment, and
I hate that it got to the point where you
felt like you had to ghost me and just really
just over speculation too. The guy that I was arguing
(29:20):
with is actually my brother. I know it sounds crazy
and whatever, but I haven't seen him in years and
we had a really bad falling out and that was
the first time I had seen him and it it
just went south. And I'm really sorry that you had
to see that and it had to happen on our date.
(29:41):
I'm sorry that you had to go through that, and
I mean, really, I didn't reach back out if you
text me because I just assumed, you know, it was
a boyfriend, because he didn't really go into it. And yeah,
you know, I'm kind of surprised that I was your brother,
But I'm sorry that that that you had to go
through that. I just, yeah, had I known, I probably
(30:04):
would have, you know, reached, we would have been talking stuff.
It's just you know, I thought it was definitely your AX. Yeah, no,
I'm sorry. I should have. I should have explained it.
I didn't know how because it was it was, you know,
we were just getting to know each other, and I
was like, I can't bring this drama to him. And
I'm already super annoyed about it. I'm just gonna go
(30:26):
on and on, and he's gonna think I'm even crazier
than he already thinks I am, because I'm arguing in
public with somebody that he doesn't know. But I just
I didn't know. I didn't know how to talk about it.
So I'm I'm sorry for that. That's on me, um,
but I just I wanted to explain it to you.
I thought that we had a really good time together.
Besides that, incident happening, and um, you were owed an explanation,
(30:49):
but I don't. I just I wasn't in the place
to do it that night. Yeah. I appreciate you apologizing
and stuff. It's just, you know, I don't understand why
you couldn't just have told me that. Really the issue,
it's like if you can't tell me something up front
as small as that, like you're not like maybe ready
to be in a relationship or just like go out
(31:10):
with date and somebody or somebody. I don't know. I
just feel like bringing up family issues is not something
that you really talk about on like first date conversations, um,
because you're not sure if you can really trust that
person with that information, especially if it's really sensitive. Um.
But yeah, did I hear a baby in the background?
(31:33):
Oh yeah, that's yeah. I do I have a kid?
Oh wait wait wait, wait, you didn't tell me that
you had a kid. I mean, you have a kid,
and you're getting on to me about my brother. Yeah.
I guess I really don't have any room to talk
(31:55):
haply not well. Now that we know that you guys
know each other a little bit, Jason, would you like
to go out him on another day with Alison, we'll
pay for it. We'll not desitter, but we'll pay for it. Um. Yeah,
well you know you kind of You're right. I probably
should have told you that I had a kid on
a date. So yeah, you got me there. Um, but
(32:19):
what will you be willing to go out a date
with me? Still? Yeah? I would love to go out
on a date with you. I honestly feel like we've
gotten to know each other better on this phone call
than we did in person. Yeah, for the Jewels Show
on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
(32:47):
This is the Jewel Show. You texted us at four
one or six one and said he had a dirty
little secret, So we're calling you back. Hi. Hi? Oh
yeah that's right. Hi. Hi. Did you remember texting us
that I do? But it's been a minute. Yes, okay, Sorry,
we're a little slow something. Yeah, we are working progress.
So can you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now? Sure? Yeah? Okay,
(33:11):
So I can't believe I texted this. I'm gonna say
it out loud now. So one night I had to
go over to my boyfriend's house. He wanted me to
have dinner with his parents one night. Totally fine, We
do this all the time, but this time they decided
to make mac and cheese, which for the normal person
is probably really great, but I'm lactose intolerant and I
(33:35):
hadn't really talked about this with him yet because it's
kind of embarrassing, and I didn't want his parents to
think I, you know, didn't like what they made. So
I just went ahead and decided to eat it anyway,
and I was like, I'll just deal with the consequences later. Unfortunately,
the consequences came a lot faster and a lot more
explosively than I thought. Oh my gosh, of all words, right,
(34:01):
So I screwed myself to go to the bathroom. I
start running the water. I'm like, kind, I hope nobody
hears this, and I do my thing, and unfortunately, like
the toilet just would Oh no, there's no plunger, there's
no equipment to deal with this. But they do have
like a small bathroom window. So I was like, here
(34:22):
we go. I just went. I would have thrown myself
out the window before I did that and just left.
I would have just climbed out and left. Wait, so
you grabbed you how did you grab it? I mean
handed to my bathroom twel something, Oh my god, or
(34:51):
play dead, that's what I would do. I just like, yeah,
I call the cops, to call one one one. I'm thinking, yeah,
I don't know. I don't know. I was mortified. I
didn't want them san, I didn't know them that well.
It was super embarrassing, like to me, hands washed, But
like that interaction would live forever if I had to
tell them, So wow, whatever, I made a decision. That's
(35:11):
a dirty little secret. That is a horrific nightmare story.
Dirty little secret. Yeah, that's like literally dirty. Did they
ever notice, like if they ever like catch on to
what you did? I mean, if they did, they didn't
approach me or comfort me about it, So I assume no.
I mean hopefully people thought it was like a dog,
(35:34):
I don't know, dog. Yeah, hopefully stand backyard and they
don't have You know, it's bad if you have to
be like hopefully somebody assumes that was a dog whatever
it is in life. Thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Thank you all. Have a good one
on you tube. I think this happens way more often
(35:55):
than you guys know. I have a friend who had
something similar happened at his house. Well, apparently they had
a huge party one time and there was a bunch
of people over there, and then somebody was in the
upstairs bathroom and they clogged the toilet, but they left
whoever it was, They didn't even know who it was,
but they left and closed the door, and the door
was locked. So they finally got in there and the
(36:16):
toilet was overflowing. Oh god, but there was nothing in
the toilet. There was nothing in the toilet to clog
it like it would just water overflowing. So they didn't
know what happened. And then he said the next morning,
he was brushing his teeth and he got a whiff
of something and then he looked at the bottom of
his toothbrush and it was like brown. So whoever did
(36:39):
it must have taken it from the toilet, put it
in the sink, and then use the toothbrush to show
it all started coming together. Yeah, so it happens way
more off. I'm wrong with people the toothbrush daily demand.
Growing up, my mom told me that the loops that
(37:00):
were on the shoulders of women's shirts were to hold
your bra straps. I didn't find out until I was
like twenty five that I had been wearing my bra
the wrong way and those are for your hangers. Somebody
just texted us that have four one six one. We're
talking about the question we're asking right now. It's the
(37:21):
Jewel Show. What is something simple that you didn't know
that made you look dumb? We asked a question because
Martha Stewart on Twitter yesterday responded to a comment that
somebody made and she didn't know what caso dip was. No,
it's just shocking because she should know how to make
so many different kinds of caso dip. Because it's Martha Stewart.
She's also been to prison. She's not to make prison caso.
(37:41):
Gonna say you crush up some Deritos and add some
kool Aid to it or something, because she should know
that and she doesn't. Hey, it's producer Brad. I just
want to say how much I love this question because
I see all of you all the time. Christian is
an absolute fear constantly of looking dumb. Yes, okay, Jewel
doesn't know a lot of things, and Victoria knows nothing,
so this should be fantastic. Okay, here, let's start with you,
(38:05):
Victoria before we get to your calls. Eight eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one. What is something simple
that you didn't know that made you look dumb? And
we only have like ten minutes, there's apparently so many.
I asked about an artist, I looked dumb. I asked
about Britney Spears one time, I looked dumb. Asked about
(38:25):
Beyonce's music before I was born. I looked dumb. Do
you have anything else other than the times that we've
made fun of you? Call us up? Eight eight three
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. In honor of America's favorite
homemaking gangster, Martha Stewart, who didn't know what caso was,
we're asking the question, what is something simple that you
didn't know that made you look dumb? Hey, Dallas, Yeah,
(38:47):
let's go, what's up, Dallas. What's something simple that you
didn't know that made you look dumb? Okay, So, for
the longest time I had been saying this phrase, and
until I got married to my wife's Jen, she told
me the correct phrase, and that was major look, major
major look. My wife says, hon, it's actually I made
(39:11):
you look made you look like, major, Look, why is
everybody's not telling me that? I get how you could
think that though, right, because as a kid, you probably
saw somebody do that and they said made you look
to somebody and it sounded like major, and you're like, yeah,
that was a major looked that they gave. So yeah, yeah, Dallas,
(39:32):
thank you for calling. Man, appreciate you, thank you, yelled
at eight three three one sixth one. Martha Stewart didn't
know what case so dip was. So we're asking the question,
what is something simple that major looked dumb? Sh what's up?
Power are you? What's something simple you didn't know that
(39:53):
made you looked dumb? I didn't know that you weren't
supposed to put wooden spoons in the dishwasher? Wait what
what not? Yeah? Apparently they hold all the bacteria. Oh
hell yeah, I found that up this morning. And now
I'm at Target buying new one. While you're there, perfect place.
(40:16):
Make sure you pick up the Martha Stewart collection there
was Target. Thank you for your phone call, Sierra appreciated
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one?
What is something simple that you didn't know that made
you look dumb? Christian So when I used to work
for a television show for the Real in Los Angeles,
often I would be backstage getting like digital YouTube content
(40:38):
with the guests. One time we had Tiny Harris there,
who's married to Ti and is an Escape, you know,
the band, and I was asking her. It was something
around like Thanksgiving and holidays, and we were talking about
being humble and I did not know that humble you
needed to pronounce the h In the beginning. I thought
it was humble, and so I kept asking her, what
(41:00):
makes you humble? And she goes, I think you mean humble,
and I was like, and I think I'm leaving right. Yeah,
she corrected you. She corrected me, and I've never gotten
over it. It's been about five years. Yeah. I mean
it was awkward, but Tiny, if you're listening to this,
I appreciate you correcting me because I needed the correct
call us eight to eight did three four three six
one eighty eight three four three one six one? What
is something simple that you didn't know that made you
(41:23):
look dumb? Hey, Angela? Yeah, my sister of twenty one
years thought she went number one and number two out
of her backside and actually convinced her boyfriend at the time.
Not all girls he that way. Did you tell her
the truth on that that it's yeah, well she was
trying to convince me too, told her telling me that
(41:44):
her boyfriend didn't know all this time and saying, oh,
well she didn't know that girl did this. I was like, yeah,
they told what are you talking about? Wow? Wow? I'm sorry,
But if I'm being honest, it took me a little
bit to learn just because they don't teach you that.
They didn't teach that at my school. They should it.
Don't get me wrong, but it's kind of a body party.
(42:05):
You see dude things Angela think you're in a phone call,
appreciate it. Je, What did you know? We pee out
of our ear? Um? Oh you be out of ear? Yeah,
mine comes out of my eye. Perfect? Are you talking
about calls? Eight at eight three four three one six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one?
What is something simple that you didn't know that made
you look not so smart thanks to Martha Stewart not
(42:26):
knowing what Caso did base. I wonder if Martha Stewart
knows that you go number one from the front, not
the back. She went to prison. Absolutely, definitely knows The
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