February 7, 2023 • 42 mins
What does it mean if someone had a loofah on their car!? Find out why in this episode of the Jubal Show!
In today's episode, the cast and caller answer the Ridiculous Internet Question, what's ingrediant ruins a sandwich!? A guy set up a girl he went on a fishing date with on a Jubal Phone Prank, Pamela thinks Harvey's cheating with a long lost friend on Facebook in this War of the Roses, if you see someone that looks overdressed at the stor they probably have this Dirty Little Secret, another caller discovered this Dirty Little Secret on her boyfriend's car and The Jubal Show wants to know what would you trademark!?
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In today's episode, the cast and caller answer the Ridiculous Internet Question, what's ingrediant ruins a sandwich!? A guy set up a girl he went on a fishing date with on a Jubal Phone Prank, Pamela thinks Harvey's cheating with a long lost friend on Facebook in this War of the Roses, if you see someone that looks overdressed at the stor they probably have this Dirty Little Secret, another caller discovered this Dirty Little Secret on her boyfriend's car and The Jubal Show wants to know what would you trademark!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubile show on demand. Hopefully somebody gave Beyonce a sandwich.
I think if anybody needs a sandwich, it's Beyonce. She
deserves it, She's worked hard. Before we get into today's
ridiculous internet, question is what ingredient ruins a sandwich for you?
And I don't think any sandwich could make Beyonce feel better,
you know, with any ingredient on it. But calls up
(00:21):
eighty eight three four three one o six one text
in four one oh six one, what ingredient ruins a
sandwich for you? A lot of people are texting in tomatoes.
A lot of people don't like tomatoes. Yep, she's love
for the tomatoes. Anyway. Beyonce at the Grammys, she's the
most awarded Grammy winner ever ever, of all time. Even
though she made history and officially became the most awarded
you know, artist in Grammy's history. The highlight, you know,
(00:44):
the main award of the night is always an album
of the year, Like that's just like okay, this is
the piece of work that really stood out above all
the others this year. And so you would think that,
you know, historical night where you become the one person
in the world. To win the most Grammys ever, you'd
probably be taken home that big award the night, And
unfortunately it didn't go to Beyonce. He went to Harry
Styles for Harry's house. That's what did these award shows do.
(01:06):
They purposely don't give the obvious person the award. If
Beyonce's won the most, they'll be in the room when
they're talking about who they're gonna give it to, and
they're like, well, Beyonce's you know, she's got thirty nights,
she's officially the most Grammy winning artists of all time.
But if we give it to her, that's gonna be
very obvious, and then people are not gonna be talking
about us the next day, like on the Jewels Show,
like they're doing right now. So, um, let's give it
(01:27):
to someone else. And then they do that, But what
they should do is give like they give Harry Styles
the award for Album of the Year. He's all happy
and stuff. Well, you know how people are when they
win those, and then they also present her with her
favorite sandwich, absolutely, and then she has to sit there
and eat it on stage. You know, shows the people
that lost their reaction shots as them just eating about
sandwich while they listen to the accepted speeches with Michael
(01:49):
Jordan's sitting next to her crying because it's said Jordan
is one of my favorite memes. Call us right now
eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one. It is ridiculous Internet questions,
And that is today's ridiculous Internet question. What ingredient ruins
a sandwich? For you? A lot of people texting in
at four one oh six one. People are very passionate
(02:10):
about their sandwich ingredients. Hey, Brielle, Hi, how are you?
Are you good? How are you very good? Thank you
very much for asking. So, Brielle, here's today's ridiculous Internet question.
The pressure is on you now, What ingredient ruins a
sandwich for you? Brielle? For me? Mayonnaise? Oh don't like mayo? Oh?
(02:31):
Is it dry without mayo? Yeah? What do you put
on it? I like dry sandwiches. You like dry sand
so do you not put any That was an interesting
laugh after you said that I like dry sandich so
do you not put any sauce on your sandwich? Or
any like wet stuff on your sandwich? That sounds not
really no, so all right, if you're making a turkey sandwich,
(02:53):
you don't put anything that's like mustard or anything on it.
Sometimes mustard that's the only exception, really, Okay, so what
is it? What is it about the mayonnaise? Is it
that it is like the consistency or the taste both?
It just makes it kind of like soggy easier? Okay, yeah,
calls right now eighty eight three four three one oh
(03:15):
six one. Thank you for your phone call, real appreciate it.
Thank you have a good one. Call us up eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. What ingredient ruins a sandwich
for you? Victoria? I'd say pickles are mustard. I just
really don't like pickles, and I you really don't like holes.
I don't taste good. I'll have like right pickles, but
I hate No, you just don't like pickles at all?
(03:36):
What about okay, sweet pickles? You like those? No, it's
a pickle. Still, just no pickles. No, I love a
pickle me too, well, I mean person, that's very it's obvious.
Text in four one o six one, What ingredient ruins
a sandwich for you? Bennett. For me and a lot
(03:57):
of people texted us tomato, it's not because of the taste.
It's because you could have like the biggest, fattest stacked
sandwich ever, and those tomatoes are gonna make that sandwich
slip and slide and fall apart. So that's why for me,
it's the tomatoes. I like tomatoes, but if they're too
big and too thick and you can't bite through them
(04:18):
all the way, it ruins the sandwich experience because now
you're like a dog where somebody's got a sock and
your tuggle warring with a tomato and then everything falls out.
It's pretty much impossible for me, and I think for
a lot of people to eat a cheeseburger and finish
it without their being either bread or meat left. And
that's okay. Tomatoes absolutely call I need that last bite
to have everything. One six one text and four one
(04:39):
oh six one Christian Grace know what ingredient ruins the
sandwich for you? I'm hopping on the anti tomato train
over here, because listen, I love tomatoes like I can
eat them by themselves, but like even in things they
get on my nerves, like in a salad, they get
on my nerves. On a sandwich, they get on my
nerves because it's a texture thing, and a burger and
a sandwich is about being binded together. Okay, it's about
that un of ingredients and when you add a tomato
(05:02):
to it, it just breaks everything up. It'd be slipping
and sliding all over the place. And next thing I know,
I can't even enjoy my meal. I'm too busy. I
got tomato on one half of my face. I got,
you know, fallen in the floor. Now. Yeah, but if
it's a texture thing, wouldn't you rather eat it in
something that rather than by itself. No, I would rather
just skip it all together. Also, that was beautiful, the
thing about unity and a sandwich thing said. I've never
(05:24):
heard Christians sound more like a politician in my life,
and I'm like, if there was a sandwich president, I
would vote for you. After that, Thank you, brilliant. It's
gonna be all right. The Jubil Show on demand. It's
another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello. Hello, this is Detective
(05:50):
Peter North calling from the Department of Fish and Wildlife
looking for Renepe. This is shame and where I'm sorry you?
Where are you? Kind of fun all. Identify myself again
for your record. This call is being recorded. I do
need to let you know that my name is Detective
Peter North from the Department of Fish and Wildlife, and
I need to speak with Renee about an incident that
happened the other day at beach. She and the incident
(06:14):
that happened at beach. Yes, beach. We had reports at
you and a male accomplice fishing at beach the other day,
Is that correct? Yes, we were fishing over the air. Mhm.
And did you happen to take any fish with you? Oh? Yeah,
we did actually catch something and yeah, m Did you
(06:40):
happen to know what the fish was that you caught
at beach? So I'll go until my friend that I
was fishing with that day. Um, he didn't say anything
about it being anything special. I think it was something
like a coke or something like that, is what he mentioned.
I really don't know much about fish at all, but
in fact I can't even take one. Are you aware
(07:01):
that the fish that you captured and caught at beach
was the rare yellow bellied sea biscuit. There's only seven
of them left in the entire world. Oh no, of
course not. I was not aware of anything like that
with the fish at all whatsoever. In fact, I can't
even take a fish off the hook. I'm not really
one of those people that know any much about that.
(07:23):
Did you know? Are you aware or unaware that capturing
and collecting an endangered species is a federal crime? Oh? No,
oh no. The only thing we had was the fish
that we ate already. And when it comes to the
fishing thing, to be honest with you, I do not
know much about it. If we were on a date
and he said that we were just going to catch
(07:45):
some fish. After catching fish, who knows that the fish
is going to be a rare fish? How do I?
Wait a minute? Now, wait a minute. Do you mean
to tell me that you didn't catch that fish to
sell on the black market? There is a huge market
for the yellow bellies seascus? Absolutely not. Why would I
ever do that? No? No, So how do you know
it was the yellow belly? Whatever? You want to cause
(08:08):
this kind of things name? The fish's name is the
yellow bellied sea biscuit. That's the type of fish that
you called. It's rare and endangered. I don't know if
you paid attention to a word that I've said. But
I have a high likelihood that you know exactly what
you were doing. Now, I did not have a clue
about no yellow belly fish. All I know is that
(08:28):
I went on a date with Andre. He claimed that
we be perfectly safe over their fishing, and so maybe
you want to direct these questions to him, because, like
I said, the only thing we did was go on
a date, go fishing, and in fact came back and
fix something to eat, and that's it. If it was
his intention to sell something on the black market with
the fish, maybe he caught another fish that I don't
(08:49):
know about. Well, I'm not getting in trouble going to
Gellow because he wants to take me on fishing date,
so I am not willing to do that. You need
to call him and direct those questions to him. He
took me on this fishing date. And you mentioned his
name was Andre. Did you was his name Andrea? His
name is Andre, Rene, You went on a date with
(09:11):
an own fugitive. Yes, that's what he does. Andre takes
women on dates and then catches rare fish and sells
them on the black market. And unfortunately for you, you you
still are an accomplice of the crime ash is nothing
about breaking criminals from naw I'm so sorry. I had
(09:32):
no idea, Plums, I didn't do anything. I did nothing wrong.
That is correct, because this is actually Jewel from The
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and Andre,
the guy who went fishing with set you up. Wait,
what this is a prank? You said, yes, it's a
prank phone call. This is actually the Jewel Show. And
(09:53):
Andre said he'd really liked your date, but he wanted
to mess with you and say that you guys caught
a rare fish together and you might be going to jail,
are you. Yes? He said he really liked you though
you want to go out with him again? I know
all of this. I'm not so sure he might be back.
The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
(10:29):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us
at four one oh six one they have a dirty
Little Secret, So now we're calling you back to ask
you what your dirty little secret is. Hi? Hi, good morning,
Oh my god? Hi, what's up? Okay, how's it going?
I thought people send checks in and didn't get responses. Okay, Hey, hey,
takes us a while sometimes to get around to it.
Are you in a spot you can tell us your
(10:49):
dirty little secret right now? Oh yeah, okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, great,
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Okay, So does you
have a bad day? Right, I'm going to process this.
Sometimes you have a bad day and you need a
little bit of an ego boost. Okay, okay, So I will.
(11:10):
Oh so I'm silly staying out loud. I will dress
up like in my best outfit, high heels, nails done,
hair done, push up, raw banks, and I have nowhere
to go. But I will go to Target and casually
stroll along and count how many people give me compliments
(11:34):
to kind of boost my ego. Okay, so ever time ago,
I have a new number with a try and beat.
So yeah, it's it's like compliment fishing, but indirectly, and
it makes me feel nice. It doesn't cause anybody any harm.
But it is a little weird. Yeah, it's a coliment fishing,
but in a good way. Right. You're just you're going
out there, just walking around waiting for the compliment. People
(11:55):
compliment fish in conversation. That can be kind of annoying.
Sometimes it's like, okay, I think you're great. Yeah, I
think you're wonderful. Can we back to the subject now,
So you'll just keep trying to get me to compliment you.
You're just going out in the world dressed up nicely
and waiting for people to compliment you so you can
feel the better. Yes. Yeah, you said you have a
number right that you try to beat every time. Where
are you at? What's your top number so far? Okay?
(12:17):
So my top number is eighteen in an hour span.
Think I got lucky that time. There was a group
of pre teens who I who were very complimentary, so
like in a five minute span, like them and all
of their friends that were shopping just showered being compliment
So it's a little bit of a cheat. Okay, counts,
(12:42):
Yeah exactly. Do you ever return the compliments because I
love giving compliments just as much as I love getting them,
and sometimes they lead to like more conversation and a date.
Oh no, definitely. No, those are the rules of the gate.
If you get a compliment, you have to give one back. Okay,
(13:02):
So I always give one back because I think it's
appropriate because they have gone out of their way to
make sure I feel better, So why not I have
gotten one number from this experience, but it kind of
kind of peopled out. It didn't go. Let me get
your opinion on this. Your opinion been you said it
to Victoria. So I read this thing the other day
because I read a lot about human behavior and stuff
like that. Right, everybody in here knows that, and probably
(13:24):
people on the air getting it now because I talked
about it an no stop. But I read that if
you give if somebody gives you a compliment, it's actually
better if you just say thank you and don't compliment
them back, because it tells the person that complimented you
you're only complimenting them because they complimented you. It's actually
hits them as a nicer thing. If you just say
thank you. Yeah, Wow, does that sound you guys? Sure?
(13:46):
I feel like I agree with that. Give you a
compliment because you gave me one? You know, like, does
that mean that my compliment was real? Was I really
thinking that? I also? Yeah, And the same thing it said,
it's actually better for you getting the compliment too, because
you just for your confidence level, you just accept a compliment. Yeah,
so don't return the compliment. Yeah, so somebody compliments you
don't give them one back to my game. No, No,
(14:13):
that's probably more of like a oh yeah, I'm hot,
like I know it. If I just say thank you
and keep it moving, Yeah, try that on for size
and see how that feels. Or you could just say yeah,
I know. Yeah, that goes the other way around me.
You just seem like a jerk like, yeah, I know
I'm hot. Whatever. Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Thank you so much for calling then
(14:34):
Jebel show on demand. Car with alofa tied to the
top of it, you might want to think twice before
flagging them down and going, hey, there's a loofa on
the top of your car. You could be in for
way more than you bargain for. About that. In just
a second, and one of the world's greatest inventors has
passed away and everybody out there is talking about their funeral.
(14:55):
What interesting thing happened? We'll tell you that in a second. Also,
a pilot flew to the wrong destination the other day,
the very very very wrong destination. We'll hear about that
right now, because it's time for the JNN, the jubil
News Network news that you didn't know you needed for Tuesday,
February seven, twenty twenty two. I'm jebil Fresh and don't
(15:18):
stop a car that has a loofah on top of
it unless you're into this. Okay, And apparently there's a
new craze. Okay, senior citizens have been tying Lufa's to
the top of their cars to tell people that they're swingers. No. Yes,
so they slopped out in the pineapples and now it's Lufa's.
It's Lufa's. Yes. So if you see a Lufa tied
to the top of the car and you want to go, hey,
(15:39):
pull over, you gott a loofah on top of your car,
you might not want to do that because you might
end up in the backseat with Myrtle and Michael. They've
been together for sixty years and sometimes we just gotta
spice things. Oh god, hey, grab that Lufa. I want
on a scrubby down real quick. It's so weird. Who
makes up these things? Who does this item? Is gonna
(16:01):
mean this? Like I've heard of the gnome in front
of your house. I heard that swingers as well? About that? Yes,
So if you see a garden noome in front of
someone's house, pull up, Yeah, definitely, unless it's retirement on.
That's why you tuned in here. It's news that you
didn't know you needed for our next story. Let's send
it on over to minute. Hey, it's Benny. I'm in
Ohio and sometimes your ideas are so good you just
(16:23):
got to take them to the grave. That's because Fred Bauer.
He's going viral today because of his funeral. He is
known as an organic chemist and food storage scientist. Well
that's what he's been doing all his life, and he's
going viral because you'll never believe what he's been buried in.
So he was cremated and put in one of his inventions,
which was the pringles can. So he put his ashes
(16:45):
inside the pringles can and then they buried the pringles can. Wait,
he invented the pringles can. Yes, he invented the pringles
can or the pringle they can can? Okay, single kind
of here for it? The one you pop you can't
stop can. Yeah, that's amazing. On his one hope says
want a chip. When I heard that he got buried
in a pringlescan, I guess it's still cool, but I
(17:06):
was thinking they made a huge cream there. So basically
he's like the dust at the end of the cheetaes
that you try to get out of there. You're like,
there's like a cup, there's like as where I can
make almost out of that dust, licking off your fingers. Yeah,
they like really clean out those crumbs from in there
before they put me up. So maybe they gave him
like a special gold ringlescan. Also, what flavor pringle do
(17:28):
you choose to be buried in about? Yeah? Definitely smollowed
shortly by barbecue. Remember the pizza pringles? Have you? Guys?
Are little pringles on fire? What a waste? I would
never have you. Yes, it'll make you not want to
eat pringles again. It burns this really weird blue flame.
(17:49):
Oh gosh. Yeah, which makes you go, what have I
been putting in my body? Who cares? I'll take another can?
Is the J and N the Jewel News Network those
other news networks started talking about a guy getting married
in the Frindle scan. We are it's news that he
didn't know you needed for next story. Let's send it
on over to Christian Gray Snow. Yes, I was supposed
to be on location down under in Australia, but unfortunately
(18:12):
the person in my story made the most epic of
mix ups, and I'll explain why. According to the Daily Mail,
New Yorker, Kingsley Burnett was eager to escape the states
frigid winter temperature. I'm sorry, Kingsley, Kingsley Burnett, Kingsley, I
love it. He booked a vacation to Sydney, Australia. He
was like, I'm getting all the way away from this coldness,
all right. He even voked to cruise in Australia for
(18:34):
a while he was there, so he was going fully
into it. Okay. However, when his flight began to see
up much earlier than expected and he looked out the
window to see some snow cap mountains, he knew there
was something wrong. That turns out Burnette had booked a
flight to Sydney, Montana, Sydney, Australia, and he is not
the first. He ended up having to stay in this
little like motel in like one of the very few
that they have there while waiting for his flight back.
(18:56):
And they talked to the manager and said that he
is not the first that has made this mistake. The
other people have also booked a flight to Sydney, Montana,
thinking that Sydney Australia. And if you're booking a flight
to Sydney, Australia from the US, you know it's two
hundred and forty dollars. Yeah, probably not the flight you're
looking for. I didn't catch a deal. They're they're paying
people to go to Sydney, mont Okay. I would love
(19:17):
to see somebody who went there and still for a
long time didn't know that they were in Montana. Oh yeah,
oh my god. They're just walking around being like, what
up night. Yeah, these guys have such a weird accent
and the cowboy hats. I never expected it. Where are
the koalas? This is the j n N, the Jewil
News Network. That was fun, wasn't it. Yes? It was,
And that was news you didn't know you needed listen
(19:38):
to the JANN this same time every single weekday morning.
And congrats, suckers, you got newsed up real nice. Remember
you can follow the show on social media at the
Jewel Show follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
i might Virre Year zero, I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm
at Christian Grace. Now the Jewel Show on demand, It's
time four of the Roses only on this show, Pamela
(20:01):
is on the phone today for War of the Roses
to catch a cheater, and Pamela thinks that her boyfriend
Harvey might be cheating on her. Before we call him
and find out if he is, Pamela, thank you for
your email. It's always stuff to come on the show
like this. Tell us a little bit about what's going
on with Harvey. Okay, So Harvey has been pretty shady
the last week with his laptop, okay, in like a
week of secretcy And I don't know. I think I
(20:24):
think he's talking to some girl on Facebook. Facebook specifically, yeah,
because he never goes on Facebook. He says it's for old.
I was about women because old gosh. Well yeah, okay,
So the other night we were watching TV on the
couch and he went to get a snack and I
(20:45):
saw a message pop up from like a Facebook message, Papa,
from some girl Maggie. And you know, I did ask
him about it, and he said, she's a long message.
You see what she said. So I didn't see what
it said, but I did ask him about it. Yeah,
I just saw her name Maggie, and he said it
(21:05):
was a long lock friend and he's just making sure
it's actually her long lost so he said that he
was trying to make sure it was actually her. Yeah,
And I don't know like that. It's just the secretiveness
of it. And you know, he also said he claims
that he has a surprise coming up, but I don't
(21:28):
know what that's like an excuse for, you know, him
being secretive. You think he's just saying that surprise stuff
to throw you off. Yeah, I mean it's just like
the behavior with the Facebook message and like hiding his
laptop for me, it's just very not him, do you
know if he's been messaging with her a lot. I
(21:50):
just saw that one message the other night one and
since then, he's been hiding his laptop from you. Yeah,
Like I'll come in the room and he'll like shut it,
Like every time you come. The shots it. It wasn't
just one time you walked in he was done sending
an email and close his laptop. And now you're like
every single time I come in the room. No, it's
a few times, and like if he's on it, he'll
like turn away from me. So I can't see it
(22:10):
the screen, do you know. I mean I probably can
figure it out, but I haven't tried, why not hello him?
Why he turns away from you? Like, hey, did you
just turn away like on purpose? Like what is going on? Oh? Well,
I thought it was, you know, the first time or
(22:31):
two I thought it was like a little weird, But
then after I saw the message pop up, like then,
I was like, wow, this is really getting weird. I'm
learning that you should say that respectfully. I think in
those moments, right, some people don't do it respectfully. And
they come in the room and then you close your
laptop and then they freak out and they're throwing a
glass at your head and you're they're like why were
(22:51):
you and You're like, no, I just finished sending an email, right,
But that's not the way to do it. But you
should ask because what I do and haven't done relationships
a lot is I don't ask right, and I walk
in and I have been cheated on. So sometimes I'll
perceive something as shady and I'll walk in and they'll
close their laptop and then I'm like noted right, And
then for weeks I'm walking around I'm like that too,
that too, that too. I'm just looking like like times,
(23:13):
yeah exactly, I'm like detective now and then every single
thing that kind of hits a trigger of mine, I'm
keeping the back of my head like they're definitely doing something,
and then at one point everything explodes and then I
find out I was wrong, and then I feel like
an a hole. Yeah, I mean, I thought like by
calling out the Facebook message that would he would provide
some clarity. But now I'm even more right. I'm surprised
(23:35):
that you didn't do your own research, because as soon
as I see a red flag, I'm through everybody's profiles,
everyone's comments, like what's really going on? You know, and
especially if it's on Facebook, every Maggie game within one
hundred and fifty mile radius, I would have been on
their account commmented. But they're not even friends on Facebook.
(23:57):
A long lost friend that he's not a friend with.
Then he's okay, that is shady. All right, Well, you've
already told us about Grocery Story shops at so we'll
call him like we usually do from the grocery store,
say that every single month, we choose one Rewards card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
brand new, gorgeous floral department, and we'll say that he
just won free flowers free flower delivery, and we'll see
(24:20):
if he delivers those flowers to you or to someone else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play us. I'll come back get your
War of the Roses to catch cheater. Next friend. In
the middle of War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater,
and Pamela is on the phone. She thinks that her
boyfriend Harvey might be cheating on her, all because of
the Facebook. Always the Facebook man. Yeah, but Pamela came
in the room the other day and he was on
(24:41):
his laptop and she noticed that he got a message
on Facebook from somebody named Maggie, and then he got
kind of weird about it. So Pamela asked him, Hey,
who's Maggie and why'd you get weird about it? And
his answer was what was his answer, Pamela, But she's
a long off friend and he's just checking it with
her long friend, checking if it's her. Nope, that's a
(25:01):
strange answer, the long lost friend. Okay, yeah, right, but
then checking I don't know anyway. So ever since then,
Pamela's been thinking he's been doing some shady She's noticed
that he's been hiding his computer or she can't find
it when he's not around, and he closes the computer
when she comes in the room, or he turns around
so she can't see the screen, so she thinks that
maybe something's going on with Maggie. We're about to call
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him from the grocery store where he's a rewards card
member and do the usual say that every single month,
we choose one rewards cardmember totally random, who gets free
flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral department.
We'll see if he believes that load of crap, and
then if he does, we'll see who he sends him to,
Pamela or to somebody else, and then we'll know if
he's cheating. All right, Pamela, are you ready? Yeah? Okay,
(25:42):
good luck? Doll the phone of her right now. Hello. Hey,
this is Harrar Colin from Is this Harvey? Uh yeah,
this is Harvey Harvey. Congratulations, you're this month's big winner. Okay, um,
(26:09):
let's uh, what's let's about. You're this month's winner. You
won the flowers. Oh, I won't remember sending up warning flowers.
Every single month, we select one rewards card remember, at random,
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral department. Okay,
guess cool, And they come with a card. If you
(26:31):
know the name of the person you want to send
them to right now. I can take the information in
just a few minutes over the phone, or we can
coordinate time. I can call you back, or we can
send you a link where you can do it online.
Uh yeah, I'm not really big on it. And give
you my information over the phone, so you can just
send over the link. I understood. Oh hey, um, Harvey,
(26:55):
I don't know what just happened, but our our computers
here just totally crashed. Okay, maybe you can just if
you can just write it down or whatever. I just
you don't need to call me back. I'll just give
it to you now, just because there's something happened here
and I have no idea what it is. I'll take
down who you want to send them to and all
that stuff, and then when the computers come up, I'll
put it in. I'm sorry about that. I don't know
(27:17):
what happened, but all I would need from you if
he is the name of the person you'd like to
send them to first and last, and then anything you
want to put on the card, and then the address.
I'd like to send the roses to Maggie and Amy.
Do you want to put anything on the card? Yeah,
(27:39):
I'm thinking let's go with m I still can't believe
this is true. I'm sorry that I haven't been there before,
but I'll be by your side for the rest of
my life, I promise. Wait wait, wait, rest of your life? Herbie,
Who the hell is this? Oh? What's going on? Hardie? Oh?
(28:02):
Hey Harvey, Maggie. Yeah, this is your girlfriend, Maggie Harvey.
This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Jebel Ye Sitoia, I'm Bennett, I'm Christian Grace.
Now and your girlfriend Pamela. I thought you might be cheating,
and we do a segment where called War of the
Roses to catch a cheater where you can have us
see if you're significant other world send flowers with somebody
other than you. And that's what's going on. Yeah, Like, whoo,
(28:25):
who is Maggie? You said she was just a friend,
Like what is this being with her forever? Like what
does that mean? Yeah, I'm sorry. I can understand how
this might be. Sorry, yes, and I can understand how
this would the way this looks and you're, yeah, look
like you're cheating on me, Like you're so obvious, you
(28:46):
never go on Facebook. You're messaging this girl, Maggie. You're
being secretive with your laptop and like you're saying you
have a surprise for me, Like I don't understand why
you're doing this, and now you're sending her flowers and
saying you're gonna beside the rest of your life, Like
look like if you just let me explain. Like one
(29:06):
of my co workers it were Josh. He was talking
about doing one of those twenty three me things and
you know how I don't like technology and whatever. Wait, wait,
like where are you going with this? This sounds like people, Oh,
you know, I don't like those things. So I told him,
like it was, it wasn't gonna work. So to prove it,
prove it, I did the thing. And as you know,
(29:29):
like my parents abandoned me when I was an infant,
and the twenty three me said that that I actually
had a biological sister, and like that I never even
knew about before, I swear, Well, Harvey, so you're saying
that Maggie is Maggie that you were sending flowers to
is actually your biological sister that you didn't know you
(29:49):
had until you did at twenty three. Me, yes, like
that's and that's why I've been trying to like look
and see if it's real on Facebook? Like is this
a person that she says she is? But why why
would you tell me? Maybe, like why wouldn't you just
tell me that you thought you had a sister, like
you being so secretive about it, Like I don't know
if I believe you, Like, I don't understand why you
(30:12):
affirmed it when you were asking yet I hadn't confirmed it,
and I was that's what I was working to confirm.
But then once I did, like I was planning. That
was the surprise that I was telling you about. I
was planning inviting her over this weekend, you know, to
me for the first time. But I just think that
if I were dating someone and going through this experience,
this is like you're updated on every possible step along
(30:33):
the way, like this is uh, this why I guess.
I just don't see the benefits of keeping it to
yourself while you figured out like you're a couple, Like
these are the things you talk about all the time. Yeah,
I don't understand why the hell you Like, you wouldn't
tell this to me, Like you're supposed to communicate with
each other, you know, I always tell you to be
open with me and tell me these types of things, Like,
I know you keep things to yourself sometimes, but like
(30:55):
this is the type of stuff you need to tell me. Yeah,
I just just skeptical about the thing. You know, how
skeptical I get about these kinds of things. I get
what he is saying. Obviously, if you have a long
lost sister, that is going to be like a mental
toll on anyone, you know, Like that's a process. I
just don't see a world in which you are going
through that and your spouse or partner is not made
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aware of it because you are keeping it a surprise.
It just doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry I
didn't tell you. It was just a lot for me
to deal with. And I'm sorry that if you thought
I was lying what it is, you know, it's just
been it's been a lot. Plus I don't I don't
know if you heard me or not, but I want
(31:38):
us to go meet her soon and then you'll know
that I'm not lying. And I would never cheat on you,
and I love you, and I'm sorry I'm so private sometimes.
I mean, I do believe you, like it makes sense.
I don't think you would lie about something this big,
but I am. I am still like hurt that you could,
(31:59):
like bee, like, you can't tell me this kind of
big life stuff. Just let me know what I can
do to make it up to you, because it's definitely
not my intention. Remember this conversation for later when something
big happens in your life or something big is happening
and go, oh, yeah, that's right. My girlfriend wants me
to share things with her. I should share this with her.
When are you going to meet up with her? You know, babe?
(32:20):
I was thinking maybe we could, you know, meet up
this weekend of are you kidding me? That place? Like, yeah,
I want to meet your sister, but like, can we
go anywhere? We're meeting your sister for the first time,
you know, I think we want to impress her there.
And this is exactly why you need to talk to
(32:41):
me about this stuff, because I needed to help you plan.
There you go The Jewels Show on demand jubils Dirty
Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? It's the Jewel Show?
(33:03):
You texted us at four one or six one and
said he had a dirty little secret. So we're calling
you back to ask what your dirty little secrets. Wow.
I didn't think you guys can call me back? Did
are you? Can you tell us what your dirty little secrets? Now? Uh? Yeah? Yeah. Um.
So I went through my boyfriend's phone while he was leaving,
and I'm not supposed to do that, but I know
the act. Yeah, I just thought that he was probably
(33:28):
talking to someone else, and so I was going through
his phone and you know, he had his web browser
on and I just like saw that he was like
googling a lot of like how to create your own wigs.
It's just really weird to make, yeah, Like, and it's
just they're very elaborate too, Like, I don't know, I
(33:51):
never thought that you'd be interested something like that. Um,
I think that's not a red flag. I don't know,
is your boyfriend bald? I was gonna ask, no hair.
That's what's curious to Wig making is like an intense craft,
I think, so like making, like I mean you google that,
It's not like it's a simple thing to do. So
(34:12):
I'm like, what what is his goal here? Yeah? Like
how you go check your boyfriend's phone because you're like,
maybe he's talking to someone else and what you find
way more disturbing trying to make wigs. Definitely shouldn't have
looked at this fall. He hasn't talked to you about. No,
he has it, and it's just because he's been so secretive,
like whatever morale, Like I feel like his phone like
he just like shifts the angles. I can't see what
(34:34):
he's looking at. So I'm like, um, that's concerning. But
now I'm just very I don't know. I'm probably just
gonna ask him when he goes home later tonight. I
don't know. Does he work in cosmetics? No? Uh no,
he looks in construction. Actually, oh okay, well maybe one
of the guys on the job it's like complaining about
(34:57):
thinning hair or something, and he's like, I'm gonna make
bill wig. You never know. Oh maybe, I mean he's
a boy's been very generous. I mean people, I don't know.
I also hear that wigs are super expensive, so maybe
he's like, you know, making money on the side. Oh yeah,
maybe he's selling wigs on Etsy. I mean, yeah, I'm
all for those money. Don't you need hair to make
(35:19):
a wig. Sorry, let me be a stupid question. It
means something like hair, right, you can make wigs out
of real hair or fake hair. Yeah, so does he
have a lot of hair that he's trying to get
rid of? Not that we've talked about. I mean, I
don't think he has too much hair that he could
donate about. What about your hair? Oh? No, sir, you're
not thinking my hair. No. What I mean is like
(35:40):
from the drain and stuff in the shower or women's hair,
like it's everywhere. If oh, I don't want to think
about that, it would be a very odd conversation. Maybe yeh,
where'd you getting things? Can I have some more of
your hair for what? Nothing? Oh? No, that reason at all. Yeah. Well,
thanks for telling us your really little secret. When you
find out what he's planning on doing with wigmaking, let
(36:02):
us know. Yeah, yeah, I think I'll keep you posted. Yeah, definitely.
I haven't decided my Halloween costume yet, but I might need,
you know, one of his creations if he's creating we
don't know. Yeah, hey, if he has a happy Page,
I'll pitch you up and let you out. Absolutely sounds
like a deal. Okay, Well, thank you for telling us
your little secret. Thank you. Then Jubil Show on demand.
(36:26):
If you could register any thing or phrase as your
own catchphrase, get it legally trademarked, what would it be?
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. And no, this isn't a pranky pants.
That's one of my catch phrases. Mister pranky pants. I
officially trademark that. But what would you trademark? If you
(36:47):
could trademark any phrase or any object, what would it be?
And we asked the question today because Lizzo officially got
a trademark for something that she's been trying to get trademarked. Now,
if you say this, you might actually owe Lizzo money.
And her song was truth Hurt, Thank you Bennett. In
the song truth Hurt, she says I'm one hundred percent
that b and it. She doesn't say just betcha, she
(37:11):
says a word that starts with that, starts with P
and ends with an itch. So anyway, she got I'm
one hundred percent that be trademarked officially, they made it official,
so she now owns that phrase. So call us up
eight at eight three four three one oh six one,
Tech staying at four one oh six one. If you
could get any phrase or any object trademark and it's
(37:33):
officially yours, what would it be and then how much
would you charge? People? Oh? Yeah, they used it, Victoria,
What would your phrase or object that you could trademark?
P I just want to point out I feel like
you should trademark mister Dilly Dally. Oh, mister Dilly Dally, Yeah,
that is true. Mister Dilly Dad had tried to mess
with me today big time. He hid my socks and
my keys and he lost though. Yeah he did lose
(37:54):
because I was I talked to him when he does
that to me, When mister Dilley tries to come and
slow me down in the morning, which he does every
single morning. Every day he shows up and whatever clothes
he's wearing, and that's stupid top hat he's always got on,
and he's like, hello, I'm mister Dilly Day. Can't stand him.
You want to do something other than what you're supposed
to be doing right now. And I'm like, no, get away,
mister Dilley Dolly, But I should trademark mister Dilley Dolly,
(38:15):
call us up eighty eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one o six one. Lizzo
got the phrase I'm one hundred percent that be trademarked officially,
So that's officially her phrase. What would your phrase or
thing be if you could get a trademarked Victoria? So
mine would be the phrase when I say, go metchn
That is Victoria's catch phrase whenever she does anything she's
(38:41):
it's good. You should root for yourself. Absolutely, I do
like that. That is a good phrase. Honestly, you might
want to get that trademarket put on her shirt. We'll
be doing something in the studio and I'll hear Victoria
just kind of talking to herself like yeah, you go
me Like she must have sent an email or something
like call us eight at eight three four three one
oh six one text in four one oh six one. Joe,
what's up man? Thank you for calling. What would your
(39:03):
phrase or thing be that you would trademark Okay, awesome, Okay, First,
I'm just gonna walk you through it, because when you
say it, nobody gets to the first time. Okay, all right, guys,
say that's that muh talking talking, that's talking about that's
my talking. About talking about that. I like that. I
(39:23):
like that a lot. Joe, thank you like an abbreviation
of that's what I am talking about. But it's like,
you nail it. You're like, that's what I'm talking about. Yep.
I love that, Joe. And you know that anybody when
they're in a conversation with you, because there are some
people that I've known that have cool phrases and they
have phrases that they use and I'll be waiting for it.
I'm like, man, I hope they say that, and then
you're like, that's what I'm talking about. Joe, Thank you, man,
(39:46):
thanks for your phone call. Hey, why don't you thanks
so much? Drop that phrase on us one more time?
That's I'm talking about. Yeah, thank you. Joe calls up
eight at eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one, Bennett, what would
your phrase or thing that you could trademark? Listen, I'm
totally blank this morning, So I would be just like
Lizzo and trademark something that people already say and just
you know, make some money off of that. But right
(40:08):
now my phrase and saying it is I know that's right.
Oh yeah, you know Mounties in every hood. Been saying
that for a long time. Rapper has been saying it
for a long time, and now it's time for me
to cash out that. Yeah, and then it does say
that a lot too. Yeah. As soon as you said that,
I was like, oh, that is your phrase. I know
that's right. Yeah, call us up eighty eight three four
(40:29):
three one oh six one, text in four one oh
six one. Lizzo got the phrase I'm one hundred percent
that be officially trademark. She's been trying to get it
done in court for a while now, and they gave
her the trademark for that phrase. What would yours be?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. Hey Stacy, Hey,
what's up? How are you good? Thank you? What would
(40:52):
your phrase be that you would trademark if you could. Yeah,
mine would be I love you www, so I love
use the whole white world. Oh dub dub dub, I
mean precious. Yeah, that is www. And how much would
you charge somebody if they use that phrase? Oh man,
(41:14):
I'd start low. Fifty bucks use the phrase fifty bucks.
That's nice. It's a nice phrase, right. You don't want
to be used. I would love you www, and then
you charge them like four thousand dollars if they use it,
because that's not showing love. I don't think. Thank you
for your phone call, Stacey, Thank you, thank you? Call
us eight eight eight three four three one o six one,
text in four one oh six one. If you could
(41:35):
trade mark a phrase, what would it be? Christian Gray snow, well, listen,
what I would trademark is obviously going to be something
from the world of Real Housewives, and that is because
it's my favorite insult ever, you slut pig, and I
would trademark that and put it all over everything and
charge'all every time somebody said it. Call us up eighty
eight three four three one six one, text in four
(41:56):
one o six one. If you could trademark any phrase,
what would it be? How do you like my fashion?
Love it? I don't know. I was trying that trademark on.
I don't know if that was a good or no
working progress. Okay, we'll just drawing work on it all right.
Your phone break up is every single hour on the twenties,
and next one is coming up in just a few minutes.
It's the Jewel Show. The Jebel Show on demand
Then Jubile show on demand. Hopefully somebody gave Beyonce a sandwich.
I think if anybody needs a sandwich, it's Beyonce. She
deserves it, She's worked hard. Before we get into today's
ridiculous internet, question is what ingredient ruins a sandwich for you?
And I don't think any sandwich could make Beyonce feel better,
you know, with any ingredient on it. But calls up
(00:21):
eighty eight three four three one o six one text
in four one oh six one, what ingredient ruins a
sandwich for you? A lot of people are texting in tomatoes.
A lot of people don't like tomatoes. Yep, she's love
for the tomatoes. Anyway. Beyonce at the Grammys, she's the
most awarded Grammy winner ever ever, of all time. Even
though she made history and officially became the most awarded
you know, artist in Grammy's history. The highlight, you know,
(00:44):
the main award of the night is always an album
of the year, Like that's just like okay, this is
the piece of work that really stood out above all
the others this year. And so you would think that,
you know, historical night where you become the one person
in the world. To win the most Grammys ever, you'd
probably be taken home that big award the night, And
unfortunately it didn't go to Beyonce. He went to Harry
Styles for Harry's house. That's what did these award shows do.
(01:06):
They purposely don't give the obvious person the award. If
Beyonce's won the most, they'll be in the room when
they're talking about who they're gonna give it to, and
they're like, well, Beyonce's you know, she's got thirty nights,
she's officially the most Grammy winning artists of all time.
But if we give it to her, that's gonna be
very obvious, and then people are not gonna be talking
about us the next day, like on the Jewels Show,
like they're doing right now. So, um, let's give it
(01:27):
to someone else. And then they do that, But what
they should do is give like they give Harry Styles
the award for Album of the Year. He's all happy
and stuff. Well, you know how people are when they
win those, and then they also present her with her
favorite sandwich, absolutely, and then she has to sit there
and eat it on stage. You know, shows the people
that lost their reaction shots as them just eating about
sandwich while they listen to the accepted speeches with Michael
(01:49):
Jordan's sitting next to her crying because it's said Jordan
is one of my favorite memes. Call us right now
eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one. It is ridiculous Internet questions,
And that is today's ridiculous Internet question. What ingredient ruins
a sandwich? For you? A lot of people texting in
at four one oh six one. People are very passionate
(02:10):
about their sandwich ingredients. Hey, Brielle, Hi, how are you?
Are you good? How are you very good? Thank you
very much for asking. So, Brielle, here's today's ridiculous Internet question.
The pressure is on you now, What ingredient ruins a
sandwich for you? Brielle? For me? Mayonnaise? Oh don't like mayo? Oh?
(02:31):
Is it dry without mayo? Yeah? What do you put
on it? I like dry sandwiches. You like dry sand
so do you not put any That was an interesting
laugh after you said that I like dry sandich so
do you not put any sauce on your sandwich? Or
any like wet stuff on your sandwich? That sounds not
really no, so all right, if you're making a turkey sandwich,
(02:53):
you don't put anything that's like mustard or anything on it.
Sometimes mustard that's the only exception, really, Okay, so what
is it? What is it about the mayonnaise? Is it
that it is like the consistency or the taste both?
It just makes it kind of like soggy easier? Okay, yeah,
calls right now eighty eight three four three one oh
(03:15):
six one. Thank you for your phone call, real appreciate it.
Thank you have a good one. Call us up eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. What ingredient ruins a sandwich
for you? Victoria? I'd say pickles are mustard. I just
really don't like pickles, and I you really don't like holes.
I don't taste good. I'll have like right pickles, but
I hate No, you just don't like pickles at all?
(03:36):
What about okay, sweet pickles? You like those? No, it's
a pickle. Still, just no pickles. No, I love a
pickle me too, well, I mean person, that's very it's obvious.
Text in four one o six one, What ingredient ruins
a sandwich for you? Bennett. For me and a lot
(03:57):
of people texted us tomato, it's not because of the taste.
It's because you could have like the biggest, fattest stacked
sandwich ever, and those tomatoes are gonna make that sandwich
slip and slide and fall apart. So that's why for me,
it's the tomatoes. I like tomatoes, but if they're too
big and too thick and you can't bite through them
(04:18):
all the way, it ruins the sandwich experience because now
you're like a dog where somebody's got a sock and
your tuggle warring with a tomato and then everything falls out.
It's pretty much impossible for me, and I think for
a lot of people to eat a cheeseburger and finish
it without their being either bread or meat left. And
that's okay. Tomatoes absolutely call I need that last bite
to have everything. One six one text and four one
(04:39):
oh six one Christian Grace know what ingredient ruins the
sandwich for you? I'm hopping on the anti tomato train
over here, because listen, I love tomatoes like I can
eat them by themselves, but like even in things they
get on my nerves, like in a salad, they get
on my nerves. On a sandwich, they get on my
nerves because it's a texture thing, and a burger and
a sandwich is about being binded together. Okay, it's about
that un of ingredients and when you add a tomato
(05:02):
to it, it just breaks everything up. It'd be slipping
and sliding all over the place. And next thing I know,
I can't even enjoy my meal. I'm too busy. I
got tomato on one half of my face. I got,
you know, fallen in the floor. Now. Yeah, but if
it's a texture thing, wouldn't you rather eat it in
something that rather than by itself. No, I would rather
just skip it all together. Also, that was beautiful, the
thing about unity and a sandwich thing said. I've never
(05:24):
heard Christians sound more like a politician in my life,
and I'm like, if there was a sandwich president, I
would vote for you. After that, Thank you, brilliant. It's
gonna be all right. The Jubil Show on demand. It's
another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello. Hello, this is Detective
(05:50):
Peter North calling from the Department of Fish and Wildlife
looking for Renepe. This is shame and where I'm sorry you?
Where are you? Kind of fun all. Identify myself again
for your record. This call is being recorded. I do
need to let you know that my name is Detective
Peter North from the Department of Fish and Wildlife, and
I need to speak with Renee about an incident that
happened the other day at beach. She and the incident
(06:14):
that happened at beach. Yes, beach. We had reports at
you and a male accomplice fishing at beach the other day,
Is that correct? Yes, we were fishing over the air. Mhm.
And did you happen to take any fish with you? Oh? Yeah,
we did actually catch something and yeah, m Did you
(06:40):
happen to know what the fish was that you caught
at beach? So I'll go until my friend that I
was fishing with that day. Um, he didn't say anything
about it being anything special. I think it was something
like a coke or something like that, is what he mentioned.
I really don't know much about fish at all, but
in fact I can't even take one. Are you aware
(07:01):
that the fish that you captured and caught at beach
was the rare yellow bellied sea biscuit. There's only seven
of them left in the entire world. Oh no, of
course not. I was not aware of anything like that
with the fish at all whatsoever. In fact, I can't
even take a fish off the hook. I'm not really
one of those people that know any much about that.
(07:23):
Did you know? Are you aware or unaware that capturing
and collecting an endangered species is a federal crime? Oh? No,
oh no. The only thing we had was the fish
that we ate already. And when it comes to the
fishing thing, to be honest with you, I do not
know much about it. If we were on a date
and he said that we were just going to catch
(07:45):
some fish. After catching fish, who knows that the fish
is going to be a rare fish? How do I?
Wait a minute? Now, wait a minute. Do you mean
to tell me that you didn't catch that fish to
sell on the black market? There is a huge market
for the yellow bellies seascus? Absolutely not. Why would I
ever do that? No? No, So how do you know
it was the yellow belly? Whatever? You want to cause
(08:08):
this kind of things name? The fish's name is the
yellow bellied sea biscuit. That's the type of fish that
you called. It's rare and endangered. I don't know if
you paid attention to a word that I've said. But
I have a high likelihood that you know exactly what
you were doing. Now, I did not have a clue
about no yellow belly fish. All I know is that
(08:28):
I went on a date with Andre. He claimed that
we be perfectly safe over their fishing, and so maybe
you want to direct these questions to him, because, like
I said, the only thing we did was go on
a date, go fishing, and in fact came back and
fix something to eat, and that's it. If it was
his intention to sell something on the black market with
the fish, maybe he caught another fish that I don't
(08:49):
know about. Well, I'm not getting in trouble going to
Gellow because he wants to take me on fishing date,
so I am not willing to do that. You need
to call him and direct those questions to him. He
took me on this fishing date. And you mentioned his
name was Andre. Did you was his name Andrea? His
name is Andre, Rene, You went on a date with
(09:11):
an own fugitive. Yes, that's what he does. Andre takes
women on dates and then catches rare fish and sells
them on the black market. And unfortunately for you, you you
still are an accomplice of the crime ash is nothing
about breaking criminals from naw I'm so sorry. I had
(09:32):
no idea, Plums, I didn't do anything. I did nothing wrong.
That is correct, because this is actually Jewel from The
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and Andre,
the guy who went fishing with set you up. Wait,
what this is a prank? You said, yes, it's a
prank phone call. This is actually the Jewel Show. And
(09:53):
Andre said he'd really liked your date, but he wanted
to mess with you and say that you guys caught
a rare fish together and you might be going to jail,
are you. Yes? He said he really liked you though
you want to go out with him again? I know
all of this. I'm not so sure he might be back.
The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
(10:29):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us
at four one oh six one they have a dirty
Little Secret, So now we're calling you back to ask
you what your dirty little secret is. Hi? Hi, good morning,
Oh my god? Hi, what's up? Okay, how's it going?
I thought people send checks in and didn't get responses. Okay, Hey, hey,
takes us a while sometimes to get around to it.
Are you in a spot you can tell us your
(10:49):
dirty little secret right now? Oh yeah, okay, yes, yes, yes, yes, okay, great,
Oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Okay, So does you
have a bad day? Right, I'm going to process this.
Sometimes you have a bad day and you need a
little bit of an ego boost. Okay, okay, So I will.
(11:10):
Oh so I'm silly staying out loud. I will dress
up like in my best outfit, high heels, nails done,
hair done, push up, raw banks, and I have nowhere
to go. But I will go to Target and casually
stroll along and count how many people give me compliments
(11:34):
to kind of boost my ego. Okay, so ever time ago,
I have a new number with a try and beat.
So yeah, it's it's like compliment fishing, but indirectly, and
it makes me feel nice. It doesn't cause anybody any harm.
But it is a little weird. Yeah, it's a coliment fishing,
but in a good way. Right. You're just you're going
out there, just walking around waiting for the compliment. People
(11:55):
compliment fish in conversation. That can be kind of annoying.
Sometimes it's like, okay, I think you're great. Yeah, I
think you're wonderful. Can we back to the subject now,
So you'll just keep trying to get me to compliment you.
You're just going out in the world dressed up nicely
and waiting for people to compliment you so you can
feel the better. Yes. Yeah, you said you have a
number right that you try to beat every time. Where
are you at? What's your top number so far? Okay?
(12:17):
So my top number is eighteen in an hour span.
Think I got lucky that time. There was a group
of pre teens who I who were very complimentary, so
like in a five minute span, like them and all
of their friends that were shopping just showered being compliment
So it's a little bit of a cheat. Okay, counts,
(12:42):
Yeah exactly. Do you ever return the compliments because I
love giving compliments just as much as I love getting them,
and sometimes they lead to like more conversation and a date.
Oh no, definitely. No, those are the rules of the gate.
If you get a compliment, you have to give one back. Okay,
(13:02):
So I always give one back because I think it's
appropriate because they have gone out of their way to
make sure I feel better, So why not I have
gotten one number from this experience, but it kind of
kind of peopled out. It didn't go. Let me get
your opinion on this. Your opinion been you said it
to Victoria. So I read this thing the other day
because I read a lot about human behavior and stuff
like that. Right, everybody in here knows that, and probably
(13:24):
people on the air getting it now because I talked
about it an no stop. But I read that if
you give if somebody gives you a compliment, it's actually
better if you just say thank you and don't compliment
them back, because it tells the person that complimented you
you're only complimenting them because they complimented you. It's actually
hits them as a nicer thing. If you just say
thank you. Yeah, Wow, does that sound you guys? Sure?
(13:46):
I feel like I agree with that. Give you a
compliment because you gave me one? You know, like, does
that mean that my compliment was real? Was I really
thinking that? I also? Yeah, And the same thing it said,
it's actually better for you getting the compliment too, because
you just for your confidence level, you just accept a compliment. Yeah,
so don't return the compliment. Yeah, so somebody compliments you
don't give them one back to my game. No, No,
(14:13):
that's probably more of like a oh yeah, I'm hot,
like I know it. If I just say thank you
and keep it moving, Yeah, try that on for size
and see how that feels. Or you could just say yeah,
I know. Yeah, that goes the other way around me.
You just seem like a jerk like, yeah, I know
I'm hot. Whatever. Well, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. Thank you so much for calling then
(14:34):
Jebel show on demand. Car with alofa tied to the
top of it, you might want to think twice before
flagging them down and going, hey, there's a loofa on
the top of your car. You could be in for
way more than you bargain for. About that. In just
a second, and one of the world's greatest inventors has
passed away and everybody out there is talking about their funeral.
(14:55):
What interesting thing happened? We'll tell you that in a second. Also,
a pilot flew to the wrong destination the other day,
the very very very wrong destination. We'll hear about that
right now, because it's time for the JNN, the jubil
News Network news that you didn't know you needed for Tuesday,
February seven, twenty twenty two. I'm jebil Fresh and don't
(15:18):
stop a car that has a loofah on top of
it unless you're into this. Okay, And apparently there's a
new craze. Okay, senior citizens have been tying Lufa's to
the top of their cars to tell people that they're swingers. No. Yes,
so they slopped out in the pineapples and now it's Lufa's.
It's Lufa's. Yes. So if you see a Lufa tied
to the top of the car and you want to go, hey,
(15:39):
pull over, you gott a loofah on top of your car,
you might not want to do that because you might
end up in the backseat with Myrtle and Michael. They've
been together for sixty years and sometimes we just gotta
spice things. Oh god, hey, grab that Lufa. I want
on a scrubby down real quick. It's so weird. Who
makes up these things? Who does this item? Is gonna
(16:01):
mean this? Like I've heard of the gnome in front
of your house. I heard that swingers as well? About that? Yes,
So if you see a garden noome in front of
someone's house, pull up, Yeah, definitely, unless it's retirement on.
That's why you tuned in here. It's news that you
didn't know you needed for our next story. Let's send
it on over to minute. Hey, it's Benny. I'm in
Ohio and sometimes your ideas are so good you just
(16:23):
got to take them to the grave. That's because Fred Bauer.
He's going viral today because of his funeral. He is
known as an organic chemist and food storage scientist. Well
that's what he's been doing all his life, and he's
going viral because you'll never believe what he's been buried in.
So he was cremated and put in one of his inventions,
which was the pringles can. So he put his ashes
(16:45):
inside the pringles can and then they buried the pringles can. Wait,
he invented the pringles can. Yes, he invented the pringles
can or the pringle they can can? Okay, single kind
of here for it? The one you pop you can't
stop can. Yeah, that's amazing. On his one hope says
want a chip. When I heard that he got buried
in a pringlescan, I guess it's still cool, but I
(17:06):
was thinking they made a huge cream there. So basically
he's like the dust at the end of the cheetaes
that you try to get out of there. You're like,
there's like a cup, there's like as where I can
make almost out of that dust, licking off your fingers. Yeah,
they like really clean out those crumbs from in there
before they put me up. So maybe they gave him
like a special gold ringlescan. Also, what flavor pringle do
(17:28):
you choose to be buried in about? Yeah? Definitely smollowed
shortly by barbecue. Remember the pizza pringles? Have you? Guys?
Are little pringles on fire? What a waste? I would
never have you. Yes, it'll make you not want to
eat pringles again. It burns this really weird blue flame.
(17:49):
Oh gosh. Yeah, which makes you go, what have I
been putting in my body? Who cares? I'll take another can?
Is the J and N the Jewel News Network those
other news networks started talking about a guy getting married
in the Frindle scan. We are it's news that he
didn't know you needed for next story. Let's send it
on over to Christian Gray Snow. Yes, I was supposed
to be on location down under in Australia, but unfortunately
(18:12):
the person in my story made the most epic of
mix ups, and I'll explain why. According to the Daily Mail,
New Yorker, Kingsley Burnett was eager to escape the states
frigid winter temperature. I'm sorry, Kingsley, Kingsley Burnett, Kingsley, I
love it. He booked a vacation to Sydney, Australia. He
was like, I'm getting all the way away from this coldness,
all right. He even voked to cruise in Australia for
(18:34):
a while he was there, so he was going fully
into it. Okay. However, when his flight began to see
up much earlier than expected and he looked out the
window to see some snow cap mountains, he knew there
was something wrong. That turns out Burnette had booked a
flight to Sydney, Montana, Sydney, Australia, and he is not
the first. He ended up having to stay in this
little like motel in like one of the very few
that they have there while waiting for his flight back.
(18:56):
And they talked to the manager and said that he
is not the first that has made this mistake. The
other people have also booked a flight to Sydney, Montana,
thinking that Sydney Australia. And if you're booking a flight
to Sydney, Australia from the US, you know it's two
hundred and forty dollars. Yeah, probably not the flight you're
looking for. I didn't catch a deal. They're they're paying
people to go to Sydney, mont Okay. I would love
(19:17):
to see somebody who went there and still for a
long time didn't know that they were in Montana. Oh yeah,
oh my god. They're just walking around being like, what
up night. Yeah, these guys have such a weird accent
and the cowboy hats. I never expected it. Where are
the koalas? This is the j n N, the Jewil
News Network. That was fun, wasn't it. Yes? It was,
And that was news you didn't know you needed listen
(19:38):
to the JANN this same time every single weekday morning.
And congrats, suckers, you got newsed up real nice. Remember
you can follow the show on social media at the
Jewel Show follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
i might Virre Year zero, I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm
at Christian Grace. Now the Jewel Show on demand, It's
time four of the Roses only on this show, Pamela
(20:01):
is on the phone today for War of the Roses
to catch a cheater, and Pamela thinks that her boyfriend
Harvey might be cheating on her. Before we call him
and find out if he is, Pamela, thank you for
your email. It's always stuff to come on the show
like this. Tell us a little bit about what's going
on with Harvey. Okay, So Harvey has been pretty shady
the last week with his laptop, okay, in like a
week of secretcy And I don't know. I think I
(20:24):
think he's talking to some girl on Facebook. Facebook specifically, yeah,
because he never goes on Facebook. He says it's for old.
I was about women because old gosh. Well yeah, okay,
So the other night we were watching TV on the
couch and he went to get a snack and I
(20:45):
saw a message pop up from like a Facebook message, Papa,
from some girl Maggie. And you know, I did ask
him about it, and he said, she's a long message.
You see what she said. So I didn't see what
it said, but I did ask him about it. Yeah,
I just saw her name Maggie, and he said it
(21:05):
was a long lock friend and he's just making sure
it's actually her long lost so he said that he
was trying to make sure it was actually her. Yeah,
And I don't know like that. It's just the secretiveness
of it. And you know, he also said he claims
that he has a surprise coming up, but I don't
(21:28):
know what that's like an excuse for, you know, him
being secretive. You think he's just saying that surprise stuff
to throw you off. Yeah, I mean it's just like
the behavior with the Facebook message and like hiding his
laptop for me, it's just very not him, do you
know if he's been messaging with her a lot. I
(21:50):
just saw that one message the other night one and
since then, he's been hiding his laptop from you. Yeah,
Like I'll come in the room and he'll like shut it,
Like every time you come. The shots it. It wasn't
just one time you walked in he was done sending
an email and close his laptop. And now you're like
every single time I come in the room. No, it's
a few times, and like if he's on it, he'll
like turn away from me. So I can't see it
(22:10):
the screen, do you know. I mean I probably can
figure it out, but I haven't tried, why not hello him?
Why he turns away from you? Like, hey, did you
just turn away like on purpose? Like what is going on? Oh? Well,
I thought it was, you know, the first time or
(22:31):
two I thought it was like a little weird, But
then after I saw the message pop up, like then,
I was like, wow, this is really getting weird. I'm
learning that you should say that respectfully. I think in
those moments, right, some people don't do it respectfully. And
they come in the room and then you close your
laptop and then they freak out and they're throwing a
glass at your head and you're they're like why were
(22:51):
you and You're like, no, I just finished sending an email, right,
But that's not the way to do it. But you
should ask because what I do and haven't done relationships
a lot is I don't ask right, and I walk
in and I have been cheated on. So sometimes I'll
perceive something as shady and I'll walk in and they'll
close their laptop and then I'm like noted right, And
then for weeks I'm walking around I'm like that too,
that too, that too. I'm just looking like like times,
(23:13):
yeah exactly, I'm like detective now and then every single
thing that kind of hits a trigger of mine, I'm
keeping the back of my head like they're definitely doing something,
and then at one point everything explodes and then I
find out I was wrong, and then I feel like
an a hole. Yeah, I mean, I thought like by
calling out the Facebook message that would he would provide
some clarity. But now I'm even more right. I'm surprised
(23:35):
that you didn't do your own research, because as soon
as I see a red flag, I'm through everybody's profiles,
everyone's comments, like what's really going on? You know, and
especially if it's on Facebook, every Maggie game within one
hundred and fifty mile radius, I would have been on
their account commmented. But they're not even friends on Facebook.
(23:57):
A long lost friend that he's not a friend with.
Then he's okay, that is shady. All right, Well, you've
already told us about Grocery Story shops at so we'll
call him like we usually do from the grocery store,
say that every single month, we choose one Rewards card
member at random who gets free flowers delivered from our
brand new, gorgeous floral department, and we'll say that he
just won free flowers free flower delivery, and we'll see
(24:20):
if he delivers those flowers to you or to someone else. Okay, okay,
all right, we'll play us. I'll come back get your
War of the Roses to catch cheater. Next friend. In
the middle of War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater,
and Pamela is on the phone. She thinks that her
boyfriend Harvey might be cheating on her, all because of
the Facebook. Always the Facebook man. Yeah, but Pamela came
in the room the other day and he was on
(24:41):
his laptop and she noticed that he got a message
on Facebook from somebody named Maggie, and then he got
kind of weird about it. So Pamela asked him, Hey,
who's Maggie and why'd you get weird about it? And
his answer was what was his answer, Pamela, But she's
a long off friend and he's just checking it with
her long friend, checking if it's her. Nope, that's a
(25:01):
strange answer, the long lost friend. Okay, yeah, right, but
then checking I don't know anyway. So ever since then,
Pamela's been thinking he's been doing some shady She's noticed
that he's been hiding his computer or she can't find
it when he's not around, and he closes the computer
when she comes in the room, or he turns around
so she can't see the screen, so she thinks that
maybe something's going on with Maggie. We're about to call
(25:22):
him from the grocery store where he's a rewards card
member and do the usual say that every single month,
we choose one rewards cardmember totally random, who gets free
flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral department.
We'll see if he believes that load of crap, and
then if he does, we'll see who he sends him to,
Pamela or to somebody else, and then we'll know if
he's cheating. All right, Pamela, are you ready? Yeah? Okay,
(25:42):
good luck? Doll the phone of her right now. Hello. Hey,
this is Harrar Colin from Is this Harvey? Uh yeah,
this is Harvey Harvey. Congratulations, you're this month's big winner. Okay, um,
(26:09):
let's uh, what's let's about. You're this month's winner. You
won the flowers. Oh, I won't remember sending up warning flowers.
Every single month, we select one rewards card remember, at random,
who gets free flowers delivered from our brand new floral department. Okay,
guess cool, And they come with a card. If you
(26:31):
know the name of the person you want to send
them to right now. I can take the information in
just a few minutes over the phone, or we can
coordinate time. I can call you back, or we can
send you a link where you can do it online.
Uh yeah, I'm not really big on it. And give
you my information over the phone, so you can just
send over the link. I understood. Oh hey, um, Harvey,
(26:55):
I don't know what just happened, but our our computers
here just totally crashed. Okay, maybe you can just if
you can just write it down or whatever. I just
you don't need to call me back. I'll just give
it to you now, just because there's something happened here
and I have no idea what it is. I'll take
down who you want to send them to and all
that stuff, and then when the computers come up, I'll
put it in. I'm sorry about that. I don't know
(27:17):
what happened, but all I would need from you if
he is the name of the person you'd like to
send them to first and last, and then anything you
want to put on the card, and then the address.
I'd like to send the roses to Maggie and Amy.
Do you want to put anything on the card? Yeah,
(27:39):
I'm thinking let's go with m I still can't believe
this is true. I'm sorry that I haven't been there before,
but I'll be by your side for the rest of
my life, I promise. Wait wait, wait, rest of your life? Herbie,
Who the hell is this? Oh? What's going on? Hardie? Oh?
(28:02):
Hey Harvey, Maggie. Yeah, this is your girlfriend, Maggie Harvey.
This is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name is Jebel Ye Sitoia, I'm Bennett, I'm Christian Grace.
Now and your girlfriend Pamela. I thought you might be cheating,
and we do a segment where called War of the
Roses to catch a cheater where you can have us
see if you're significant other world send flowers with somebody
other than you. And that's what's going on. Yeah, Like, whoo,
(28:25):
who is Maggie? You said she was just a friend,
Like what is this being with her forever? Like what
does that mean? Yeah, I'm sorry. I can understand how
this might be. Sorry, yes, and I can understand how
this would the way this looks and you're, yeah, look
like you're cheating on me, Like you're so obvious, you
(28:46):
never go on Facebook. You're messaging this girl, Maggie. You're
being secretive with your laptop and like you're saying you
have a surprise for me, Like I don't understand why
you're doing this, and now you're sending her flowers and
saying you're gonna beside the rest of your life, Like
look like if you just let me explain. Like one
(29:06):
of my co workers it were Josh. He was talking
about doing one of those twenty three me things and
you know how I don't like technology and whatever. Wait, wait,
like where are you going with this? This sounds like people, Oh,
you know, I don't like those things. So I told him,
like it was, it wasn't gonna work. So to prove it,
prove it, I did the thing. And as you know,
(29:29):
like my parents abandoned me when I was an infant,
and the twenty three me said that that I actually
had a biological sister, and like that I never even
knew about before, I swear, Well, Harvey, so you're saying
that Maggie is Maggie that you were sending flowers to
is actually your biological sister that you didn't know you
(29:49):
had until you did at twenty three. Me, yes, like
that's and that's why I've been trying to like look
and see if it's real on Facebook? Like is this
a person that she says she is? But why why
would you tell me? Maybe, like why wouldn't you just
tell me that you thought you had a sister, like
you being so secretive about it, Like I don't know
if I believe you, Like, I don't understand why you
(30:12):
affirmed it when you were asking yet I hadn't confirmed it,
and I was that's what I was working to confirm.
But then once I did, like I was planning. That
was the surprise that I was telling you about. I
was planning inviting her over this weekend, you know, to
me for the first time. But I just think that
if I were dating someone and going through this experience,
this is like you're updated on every possible step along
(30:33):
the way, like this is uh, this why I guess.
I just don't see the benefits of keeping it to
yourself while you figured out like you're a couple, Like
these are the things you talk about all the time. Yeah,
I don't understand why the hell you Like, you wouldn't
tell this to me, Like you're supposed to communicate with
each other, you know, I always tell you to be
open with me and tell me these types of things, Like,
I know you keep things to yourself sometimes, but like
(30:55):
this is the type of stuff you need to tell me. Yeah,
I just just skeptical about the thing. You know, how
skeptical I get about these kinds of things. I get
what he is saying. Obviously, if you have a long
lost sister, that is going to be like a mental
toll on anyone, you know, Like that's a process. I
just don't see a world in which you are going
through that and your spouse or partner is not made
(31:17):
aware of it because you are keeping it a surprise.
It just doesn't make sense to me. I'm sorry I
didn't tell you. It was just a lot for me
to deal with. And I'm sorry that if you thought
I was lying what it is, you know, it's just
been it's been a lot. Plus I don't I don't
know if you heard me or not, but I want
(31:38):
us to go meet her soon and then you'll know
that I'm not lying. And I would never cheat on you,
and I love you, and I'm sorry I'm so private sometimes.
I mean, I do believe you, like it makes sense.
I don't think you would lie about something this big,
but I am. I am still like hurt that you could,
(31:59):
like bee, like, you can't tell me this kind of
big life stuff. Just let me know what I can
do to make it up to you, because it's definitely
not my intention. Remember this conversation for later when something
big happens in your life or something big is happening
and go, oh, yeah, that's right. My girlfriend wants me
to share things with her. I should share this with her.
When are you going to meet up with her? You know, babe?
(32:20):
I was thinking maybe we could, you know, meet up
this weekend of are you kidding me? That place? Like, yeah,
I want to meet your sister, but like, can we
go anywhere? We're meeting your sister for the first time,
you know, I think we want to impress her there.
And this is exactly why you need to talk to
(32:41):
me about this stuff, because I needed to help you plan.
There you go The Jewels Show on demand jubils Dirty
Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? It's the Jewel Show?
(33:03):
You texted us at four one or six one and
said he had a dirty little secret. So we're calling
you back to ask what your dirty little secrets. Wow.
I didn't think you guys can call me back? Did
are you? Can you tell us what your dirty little secrets? Now? Uh? Yeah? Yeah. Um.
So I went through my boyfriend's phone while he was leaving,
and I'm not supposed to do that, but I know
the act. Yeah, I just thought that he was probably
(33:28):
talking to someone else, and so I was going through
his phone and you know, he had his web browser
on and I just like saw that he was like
googling a lot of like how to create your own wigs.
It's just really weird to make, yeah, Like, and it's
just they're very elaborate too, Like, I don't know, I
(33:51):
never thought that you'd be interested something like that. Um,
I think that's not a red flag. I don't know,
is your boyfriend bald? I was gonna ask, no hair.
That's what's curious to Wig making is like an intense craft,
I think, so like making, like I mean you google that,
It's not like it's a simple thing to do. So
(34:12):
I'm like, what what is his goal here? Yeah? Like
how you go check your boyfriend's phone because you're like,
maybe he's talking to someone else and what you find
way more disturbing trying to make wigs. Definitely shouldn't have
looked at this fall. He hasn't talked to you about. No,
he has it, and it's just because he's been so secretive,
like whatever morale, Like I feel like his phone like
he just like shifts the angles. I can't see what
(34:34):
he's looking at. So I'm like, um, that's concerning. But
now I'm just very I don't know. I'm probably just
gonna ask him when he goes home later tonight. I
don't know. Does he work in cosmetics? No? Uh no,
he looks in construction. Actually, oh okay, well maybe one
of the guys on the job it's like complaining about
(34:57):
thinning hair or something, and he's like, I'm gonna make
bill wig. You never know. Oh maybe, I mean he's
a boy's been very generous. I mean people, I don't know.
I also hear that wigs are super expensive, so maybe
he's like, you know, making money on the side. Oh yeah,
maybe he's selling wigs on Etsy. I mean, yeah, I'm
all for those money. Don't you need hair to make
(35:19):
a wig. Sorry, let me be a stupid question. It
means something like hair, right, you can make wigs out
of real hair or fake hair. Yeah, so does he
have a lot of hair that he's trying to get
rid of? Not that we've talked about. I mean, I
don't think he has too much hair that he could
donate about. What about your hair? Oh? No, sir, you're
not thinking my hair. No. What I mean is like
(35:40):
from the drain and stuff in the shower or women's hair,
like it's everywhere. If oh, I don't want to think
about that, it would be a very odd conversation. Maybe yeh,
where'd you getting things? Can I have some more of
your hair for what? Nothing? Oh? No, that reason at all. Yeah. Well,
thanks for telling us your really little secret. When you
find out what he's planning on doing with wigmaking, let
(36:02):
us know. Yeah, yeah, I think I'll keep you posted. Yeah, definitely.
I haven't decided my Halloween costume yet, but I might need,
you know, one of his creations if he's creating we
don't know. Yeah, hey, if he has a happy Page,
I'll pitch you up and let you out. Absolutely sounds
like a deal. Okay, Well, thank you for telling us
your little secret. Thank you. Then Jubil Show on demand.
(36:26):
If you could register any thing or phrase as your
own catchphrase, get it legally trademarked, what would it be?
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. And no, this isn't a pranky pants.
That's one of my catch phrases. Mister pranky pants. I
officially trademark that. But what would you trademark? If you
(36:47):
could trademark any phrase or any object, what would it be?
And we asked the question today because Lizzo officially got
a trademark for something that she's been trying to get trademarked. Now,
if you say this, you might actually owe Lizzo money.
And her song was truth Hurt, Thank you Bennett. In
the song truth Hurt, she says I'm one hundred percent
that b and it. She doesn't say just betcha, she
(37:11):
says a word that starts with that, starts with P
and ends with an itch. So anyway, she got I'm
one hundred percent that be trademarked officially, they made it official,
so she now owns that phrase. So call us up
eight at eight three four three one oh six one,
Tech staying at four one oh six one. If you
could get any phrase or any object trademark and it's
(37:33):
officially yours, what would it be and then how much
would you charge? People? Oh? Yeah, they used it, Victoria,
What would your phrase or object that you could trademark?
P I just want to point out I feel like
you should trademark mister Dilly Dally. Oh, mister Dilly Dally, Yeah,
that is true. Mister Dilly Dad had tried to mess
with me today big time. He hid my socks and
my keys and he lost though. Yeah he did lose
(37:54):
because I was I talked to him when he does
that to me, When mister Dilley tries to come and
slow me down in the morning, which he does every
single morning. Every day he shows up and whatever clothes
he's wearing, and that's stupid top hat he's always got on,
and he's like, hello, I'm mister Dilly Day. Can't stand him.
You want to do something other than what you're supposed
to be doing right now. And I'm like, no, get away,
mister Dilley Dolly, But I should trademark mister Dilley Dolly,
(38:15):
call us up eighty eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one o six one. Lizzo
got the phrase I'm one hundred percent that be trademarked officially,
So that's officially her phrase. What would your phrase or
thing be if you could get a trademarked Victoria? So
mine would be the phrase when I say, go metchn
That is Victoria's catch phrase whenever she does anything she's
(38:41):
it's good. You should root for yourself. Absolutely, I do
like that. That is a good phrase. Honestly, you might
want to get that trademarket put on her shirt. We'll
be doing something in the studio and I'll hear Victoria
just kind of talking to herself like yeah, you go
me Like she must have sent an email or something
like call us eight at eight three four three one
oh six one text in four one oh six one. Joe,
what's up man? Thank you for calling. What would your
(39:03):
phrase or thing be that you would trademark Okay, awesome, Okay, First,
I'm just gonna walk you through it, because when you
say it, nobody gets to the first time. Okay, all right, guys,
say that's that muh talking talking, that's talking about that's
my talking. About talking about that. I like that. I
(39:23):
like that a lot. Joe, thank you like an abbreviation
of that's what I am talking about. But it's like,
you nail it. You're like, that's what I'm talking about. Yep.
I love that, Joe. And you know that anybody when
they're in a conversation with you, because there are some
people that I've known that have cool phrases and they
have phrases that they use and I'll be waiting for it.
I'm like, man, I hope they say that, and then
you're like, that's what I'm talking about. Joe, Thank you, man,
(39:46):
thanks for your phone call. Hey, why don't you thanks
so much? Drop that phrase on us one more time?
That's I'm talking about. Yeah, thank you. Joe calls up
eight at eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one, Bennett, what would
your phrase or thing that you could trademark? Listen, I'm
totally blank this morning, So I would be just like
Lizzo and trademark something that people already say and just
you know, make some money off of that. But right
(40:08):
now my phrase and saying it is I know that's right.
Oh yeah, you know Mounties in every hood. Been saying
that for a long time. Rapper has been saying it
for a long time, and now it's time for me
to cash out that. Yeah, and then it does say
that a lot too. Yeah. As soon as you said that,
I was like, oh, that is your phrase. I know
that's right. Yeah, call us up eighty eight three four
(40:29):
three one oh six one, text in four one oh
six one. Lizzo got the phrase I'm one hundred percent
that be officially trademark. She's been trying to get it
done in court for a while now, and they gave
her the trademark for that phrase. What would yours be?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. Hey Stacy, Hey,
what's up? How are you good? Thank you? What would
(40:52):
your phrase be that you would trademark if you could. Yeah,
mine would be I love you www, so I love
use the whole white world. Oh dub dub dub, I
mean precious. Yeah, that is www. And how much would
you charge somebody if they use that phrase? Oh man,
(41:14):
I'd start low. Fifty bucks use the phrase fifty bucks.
That's nice. It's a nice phrase, right. You don't want
to be used. I would love you www, and then
you charge them like four thousand dollars if they use it,
because that's not showing love. I don't think. Thank you
for your phone call, Stacey, Thank you, thank you? Call
us eight eight eight three four three one o six one,
text in four one oh six one. If you could
(41:35):
trade mark a phrase, what would it be? Christian Gray snow, well, listen,
what I would trademark is obviously going to be something
from the world of Real Housewives, and that is because
it's my favorite insult ever, you slut pig, and I
would trademark that and put it all over everything and
charge'all every time somebody said it. Call us up eighty
eight three four three one six one, text in four
(41:56):
one o six one. If you could trademark any phrase,
what would it be? How do you like my fashion?
Love it? I don't know. I was trying that trademark on.
I don't know if that was a good or no
working progress. Okay, we'll just drawing work on it all right.
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