February 16, 2023 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jewel Show on demand as much as possible, remove
negative people from your life. It's the Jewel Show. That's
a text we just got in at four one oh
six one. For today's ridiculous Internet question, call us eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. Text
your answer in at four one oh six one. What
is your best mental health tips? Ridiculous Internet questions where
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we find a question that people are talking about on
the Internet and we bring it to you and then
we all chime in on it. What is your best
mental health tip? I think this is a super important
ridiculous Internet question because the world is in a mental
health pandemic. Really, there's a mental health epidemic in this
country and people are now starting to finally make it
normal to go see a therapist and look inside yourself
(00:44):
and look at yourself and look at your mental health
because you treat all kinds of other diseases. Right, if
you get a cold, you go to the doctor. Well,
brain is a part of our body. It has problems.
Just because you deal with some stuff in there doesn't
mean that you're mentally ill. Also, if you are mentally
not going to be a shame about right, it's not
your fault, So call us up right now eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one text in
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four one oh six one. What is your best mental
health tip? Darren Blow? Hi Darren, how are you good?
Awesome man? So what's your best mental health tip? Darren?
I'd say, just go fishing. Go fishing. Yeah, you know what.
It's relaxing, right, Yeah. You get to sit out there
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in nature a little bit. That also very right. Except
for me, I don't know. I don't know if fishing
is the best mental health therapy for me necessarily right.
Sometimes on the water. I've tried it, and I get
really really frustrated with trying to catch fish. I don't
know why, well all of it. But see, it's not
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about catching fish. It's about the therapy of just being
out there. That's what I've heard, because I talked to
other people that fish a lot, right. I've had friends
that are avid fisher and I've gone with them to fish,
right and I'm like, whoa, we haven't connything yet, you know.
They're like, that's not the point. The point is you
just sit here and you fish. And I'm like, okay,
well then we catch something. I'm like, yes, we got
a fish and then they throw it back in the water.
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I'm like, why we don't get to keep that, we
don't get the good and they're like, no, we just
catch them to throw them back. And I'm like, well,
I want to eat it to my effort, So maybe
that means I should try it. Thank you for your
phone call, dare and appreciate you man eight to eight
three four three one six one. Text in at four
one oh six one. What is your best mental health tip?
And it put the cell phone down. I feel like
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social media really adds to this like mental health situation,
you know, and if you put the phone down, you
don't have like the fabricated expectations of social media the foamo.
And also it encourages you to disconnect and go do
things like go out to nature, read a book, things
that will really help you. So Christian put down the phone.
Sometimes he's like, no, I'll think about it. Calls up
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eighty eight three four three one six one. Text in
at four one o six one. What is your best
mental health advice? Somebody said being in the mountains, go
go out in the fresh air and the beauty, or
reset your soul. Oh, this is also bad for for
Christian this is just not my topic. Y'are talking about
fishing mountains, no cell phones. It's like, I'm gonna need
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someone to work one call us up, hit hate three
four three, one oh six one. What is your best
mental health advice? Tanya ya hi hi? How are you?
I'm good? How are you pretty good? What's your best
mental health advice? So I got based off of that
TikTok video No enough, but the guy's a life of
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prapet and he basically said, when you get second one
of these anxiety loops, you're trying to full sleep just
to hand on an issue at work or with your family,
and you just constantly go on that loop. He said,
say out loud these words, what is my next thought
going to be? To say it out loud to yourself,
and honestly, it rases my brain. It gives me a
chance to say, yeah, what is my next thought? And
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it just and it's almost harder for you to go back.
That's a great tool. It gives you control of your
thought right there, because anxiety is that's what happens, so
your brain, parts of your brain can literally hijack your
thoughts right It can take you kind of offline. Right now,
that thought is just going and going and going, And
what that does is snaps it back and now you're
in control your thoughts. What's my next thot going to be? Well? Now,
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all of a sudden, you are in control instead of
a part of your brain that gets anxious hijacking it.
That is great advice. Thank you. Tania call us eight
to eight three, four three one six one text and
four one six one and all give. One of the
best mental tips I can give is to give gratitude
for something today. Show gratitude for something. Even if your
life seems terrible, look around you and if you see
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something that you think looks cool, just to be like, man,
that's awesome. Thank you for showing me that today, because
what that will do is it will help you start
to highlight the positive things around you, even if, like
I said, you're struggling a lot. Also sending out that
positive energy, you'll get it back. Yeah. Right, Because you
can give gratitude, you will get gratitude and things will
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start to happen better for you. Also follow me on
social media at jegle Fresh and at the Book of
Jewel and follow the show at the Jewel show Why
everybody give their handles right now? Be your mirror zero
zero at Bennett knows I'm Christian Grace Nor help me
get over that hundred thousand Please, We're so close. I'm
refreshing the page every three seconds. Calls up text in
four one six one eighty eight three four three one
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six one The Jewels Show on demand, Jewels dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is The Jewels Show. And you texted
us at four one oh six one and said that
you had a dirty little secret, so we're calling you back. Hi. Hi,
(05:46):
good morning, Hi, good morning, good morning. What's up? Do
you have time to tell us your dirty little secret
right now? Yeah? I do, Yeah, I got a few minutes. Okay, great,
what's your dirty little secret? Okay? My dirty little secret
is that I'm still in love with my ex. Oh.
I mean we all have like a soft spot for
certain xes, I think, especially if they were like a
(06:07):
first true love. But yeah, how how how much of
I just realized, Christian, with my relationship history, I don't
have a soft spot for any of them. I've had
really bad relationship. I'm like, man, thank god I got
out of that one two X favorite. I keep going
back to my X. So tell us, like, what level
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of are you just still crushing a little bit? Are
you talking like full fledged, you know, still still in
love with your ex. I'm like full fledged still in
love with him, but he's like the problem is that,
Like I mean I should be totally mad at him
because he cheated. I mean, oh, like two years has
gone by and I'm still I still love him. I
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mean like he's moved on, he's married. Oh well, cheats,
there still might be a shot, yeah, true, god, but
his like I look at his new wife's instagram and
there's like pictures of like a baby shower, like she's
going she's expecting. Um so well yeah, but like I
(07:16):
drove by their house the other day and like, wait what,
I don't know what I was a well, I don't
know I was expecting to see I don't know. It's
like driving it's making me kind of crazy. Wait, we
drove past their house? Yeah, and what what? What was
your goal? Did you want to be close to them?
I'm not sure? Maybe like if I could just like
catch a glimpse of him, or I mean, what do
(07:39):
you in the window and say yeah, yeah, I don't
know I don't know what to do. I mean, well,
like I'm questioning about the house real quick. Is it
on the route to and from where you were going?
Or did did you make a special I had to
kind of my way. She said it was about half
an hour. It said a couple of states over. You
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might you might not be in love with him anymore,
And I say, I totally am. I think you're obsessed
with him. And I don't mean that like in a
crazy way. I think love and obsession are very close things, right.
I think I've been obsessed with people before, not actually
in love with him until I fell in love and
I was like, oh, this is what love feels like.
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Before I was obsessed. And when I was obsessed, I
let that relationship just take over my life. I let
those people take over my life and they became all
I thought about. Is he like all you think about? Yeah,
I mean, like I guess pretty much. Yeah. So I
don't think that's love. I think that's obsession. Yeah, And
you could be obsessed with just the idea of having
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that closure that maybe you didn't get because he did
you wrong, you know. And now, rather than moving on
from the trauma, he calls you're just trying to sort
of remedy what he did to you, you know, And
there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, you're you're the
victim in the situation. I believe, you know, because I
think he hurt you, and I think it's you just
need to try and pull yourself out of that. Absolutely,
you don't want to keep on putting yourself through that
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same trauma, you know, like stopping by, looking at the
Instagram and all of that. I feel like it's just
like reliving that, like what you went through with him. Yeah,
I mean, you guys are truly right. I can't tell
my friends this show, So I don't know if you
agree or not that it's obsession and not love. That's
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honestly what I think. And the way to deal with that,
what I believe, is to is to find another thing
to be obsessed with. Right then you'll forget about him. So,
I don't know, speed walking, become obsessed with speed walking.
I mean it looks cool when people do it, right,
but then you know, but like making an obsession, that's healthy.
What I mean, like working out, right, get obsessed with
working out and then all of a sudden you'll notice
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you're obsessed with that. You're thinking about that all the
time and not him. Great angel finds someone new in
the process. Yeah, someone wise once told me the best
way to get over someone is to get under someone
else exactly. There's also that that's also just my weekend.
Thanks for your dirty little Nicole. The Jebil Show on demand.
(10:03):
One company that shouldn't even exist anymore did something during
the Big Game on Sunday that increased their sales by
two hundred percent. Who was it and what did they
do with? Tell you in a second. Also proof that
no wiener is safe in Las Vegas, and you know
it's not even close to what you're thinking right now.
Get your mind out of the gutter. Also, be careful
who you let take pictures of you. You never know
(10:25):
where your face might end up. And one woman's story
that's going viral today will prove that. And you'll hear
all those stories right now. In another hard hitting, live, local,
late breaking edition of the Jewbil News Network, the JNN
News that you didn't know you needed. For Thursday, February sixteen,
twenty twenty three, I'm Jewel Fresh and for your first
story of the day, the last remaining blockbuster store in Bend,
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Oregon saw a huge boost in sales thanks to their
ad in The Big Game. Oh wow, good. Yeah, Why
was the last Blockbuster store in the universe advertising because
nobody's going to go into there and rent movies? Right? Well,
they didn't actually advertise because when I saw the story,
I was like, how do they have that much money?
Because you know all those Big Game spots you need
(11:07):
millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars, and
I was like, the last Blockbuster store in the world
cannot have millions and millions of millions. But they released
an ad on YouTube and they posted on social media
during the halftime show and it worked. So they didn't
officially advertise at They just put out an ad on
their social media and it worked. Their sales went up
(11:28):
two hundred percent after that. This Yeah, the ad is
actually really good. It promises that even after the world ends,
this Blockbuster will still be there, and it was made
to look like it was on a crappy VHS tape
that yeah, you can rent movies there at the Blockbuster.
Really yep, you can actually go in and rent a
movie like you used to do back in the day.
(11:48):
It's fascinating, but mostly they make their money on hats
and shirts and stuff like that. So they sold a
bunch of merch based on that ad and their sales
went up two hundred percent. You know what, good for them.
They should do this every year so they can make
sure that Blockbuster really is the last thing. I do hope. Yeah,
when civilization ends, I hope that that is the last
thing that's standing. And I hope it stands for the
(12:09):
rest of time, in the rest of eternity, because at
some point people will come back, things will evolve again,
and they'll be looking at that Blockbuster, like we look
at the Pyramids, going like, what was this thing? What
did that dost worshiped in this thing? What was it?
This is the J and N, the Jewil News network,
news that you didn't know you need it. Unlike those
(12:29):
boring news networks that do all that boring newsy stuff.
We barely do the news. Yeah for a next story,
let's sten it on over to bene. Hey, it's been it.
You know how last year stealing catalytic converters was like
a huge thing. Well, it looks like it's going to
be catalytic converter. I really don't know what it is.
It's underneath your car. You need it to run your car.
It costs like a thousand dollars. So apparently it looks
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like it's going to be a big thing this year.
And the thieves have no shame because the twenty seven
foot Oscar Meyer weenermobile in Vegas for the bag game.
And on the last day, the driver of the Big wienermobile,
he came outside and he realized the converter was gone. Wow,
so he had to get a temporary one. That's bold.
Did they make a special one for the Big Wiener. No,
(13:14):
just regularly regular one for the Big Weener. I mean
to take one off of a nineteen to eighty seven
Honda Accord that's sitting outside of an apartment building. Okay, right,
but to see the wienermobile, it's an iconic vehicle. And
then to go all right, we're gonna steal the catalytic
converter from that. But you've got somebo Yes you are
too bold. Props to you for getting underneath that Wiener
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and doing that. But right there goes ain't know win
or too big for me. Back to yoube thank you
very much. The whole point of that story was to
say the word wiener a bunch, and we did it
absolutely And that's the kind of news you get right
here on the J and N. Those other board news
networks aren't just trying to say win or a bunch,
But that's what we do here J and news that
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you didn't know you needed. And for our next story,
let's sen it over to Christian Gray snow Wiener. They say,
once you post a picture on the Internet, it's out
there forever. But the same can be said for those
who don't read their contracts properly. According to the Bounce
Southwest Florida dot Com, a woman has learned the hard
way that fine prints are worth reading. Her name is
Christian Demerit, and she was fresh out of college a
few years ago and she needed some headshots done. She
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met a photographer in a park and got a deal
for only one hundred dollars. Okay, okay, she was like, Okay,
got a good deal. This guy's obviously a college student too,
maybe just needs some money. Unfortunately, in the fine print
it allowed him to sell any photos he took to
a stock photo website. Turns out the stock photo website
was then used to for a romance like erotic novel later.
(14:38):
So now her picture is on the cover of a
romantic erotic novel called His Big Childhood. Sweet. That would
be amazing if you're just at the grocery store where
they sell most of those novels, and you walked in
and you're like, wait a second, wait, wait a see
what is it guy with those abs writing a stallion
carrying me on the cover of that book. Imagine it's
like your aunt at home who loves those like erotic
(14:58):
novels during bathtime, but she's into two. She's like, sweeties,
is this that's horrible on a bunch of levels. This
is the JANN, the Jewel News Network, the erotic novel
of news networks. News that you didn't know you need
to remember. You can listen to the Jann every single
(15:20):
weekday morning at this time to get all the news.
So congrat succas you got newsed up again. Follow the
show on social media at the Jewels Show, follow all
of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at Virma
zero zero, I'm at Bennett News, I'm at Christian Grace.
Now the Jewel Show on demand. It's time four of
the Roses only on the Jewbil shows is on the
(15:42):
phone today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.
And she's been with her boyfriend Bryce for about three years,
and I guess they just moved in together almost a
year ago. But now she suspects that Bryce might be cheating.
What's up, Rosie? Hey, how are y'all? Maybe you can
hold me out here? Why don't tell everybody was going on?
Why do you think that Bryce is cheating on you? So?
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I am a good hostess, or at least I like
to think. So. We have a lot of friends that
come to visit, we have a lot of family, so
I just try to be very considerate because of the
ladies basically, you know, have feminine products I guess you
would say available in the guest bathroom. Okay, So I
(16:25):
noticed that there were some missing because you know, cleaning
up the bathroom, et cetera. And we had we had,
you know, we finally had a housewarming party. And it
was a year later, but just getting everything ready and
one of his co workers that you know, they seemed
to be close friends, she was over and she was
mentioning that it was, you know, her time of the month.
(16:47):
She wasn't proclaiming it, but obviously just sort of mentioning
it to me since I'm a female, and I just
let her know where the female products were, and she said, oh, oh,
I know. Wait, so have you been to your house before? No? No,
not that I know of. I mean, I had never
invited her before, and she already knew. She already said
(17:09):
she knew where they were. Yeah, And the way she
said it was just like so casual, Oh, I know,
and you didn't stop and say, well, how do you know? Yeah,
well it was a housewarming party. You know, I didn't
want to bring any attention, especially you know, it just
kind of there was nothing warm about that comments. Yeah,
you know, because even if you do know, you don't
say it like that. Yeah. Yeah. She could have said, oh,
(17:32):
you know what, I just stopped by the other day
and you know, maybe grabbed him. But the way that
she just was so blause about it all, it was
very very strange. And so I questioned him and he
was like, no, nobody's been here. So you did ask
him about it? I did, Okay, Yeah, and what did
you say? He said that nobody had been to the
(17:55):
house because it wasn't ready. But did you say, well,
why did she say she knew where they were? I did,
I asked him, and he just blew it off and said,
I don't know, maybe at you know, other friends' houses
they have them. What was his vibe like when he
was telling you? You You know, so you know when someone's
(18:16):
lying to you or they're trying to make up a
story on the spot, you can usually pick up on
the vibe, right, was it like that some people are
just terrible liars. Yeah, it was. Actually we were eating
breakfast and he just blew me off, Oh I gotta
get to work, and just kind of walked out. And
do you feel like he was lying? Yeah, because usually
(18:36):
he stays around, he gives me a kiss by we've
had a great relationship and just now it's he just
kind of left, and it was just very strange, just
the whole thing. Well, have you noticed anything different with
his like behavior towards you. Yeah, Well he seems to
really dress up a little more, you know, whenever he
(18:58):
goes to work. He didn't used to wear a cologne.
Now he puts on cologne. And yeah, I just small
things that just kind of make you question. Yeah, usual
when somebody starts doing stuff like that, and they haven't
in your relationships that would worry in me. I'm not
gonna lie. Yeah yeah, So hopefully you guys can help
(19:21):
me out and let's get to the bottom of this. Okay, Well,
you already told us what grocery Story shops at, so
we'll call from there and say that every single month,
we choose one Rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those flowers to you
or to someone else, maybe even the coworker. What's the
co worker's name, Janus. Okay, so we'll play a song
(19:43):
come Back, and then call him and see if he
is cheating with your war The Roses to Catch a Cheater.
If you're just joining us for today's war The Roses
to Catch Cheater. Rosie is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of about three years named Bryce
might be cheating on her. They moved in together almost
a year go, but the other day they had a
housewarming party and Rosie, first of all, that's a very
(20:05):
nice thing for you to do, Rosie. Rosie keeps extra
feminine hygiene products over there in case anybody in case
they have house guests who needs to use one, whether
it's a female who wants to use one because they
need it because it's that time, or someone like me
who likes to find those things and play with them
because they're fun sometimes to play with. Rosie thinks that
her boyfriend Bryce might be cheating because they had guests
(20:28):
over and one of them, specifically Bryce's coworker named Janice,
said it was her time of the month, and Rosie goes, oh,
there's some extra product for you in the guest bathroom.
And what was her response? Rosie? Oh, I know, So
she already knew it. And Rosie has no idea how
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she would know that those were there if she hasn't
been to the house. She asked her boyfriend Bryce about it,
and Bryce said that he had no idea and then
left to work when normally he hangs out a little
bit longer, so it seems kind of weird. We're about
to call him from the grocery store that he shops
at and say that every single month, we choose one
Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. Our way of saying thank you
(21:09):
very much for shopping. We'll see if he believes that.
And if he does, we'll see if he sends those
flowers to his girlfriend, Rosie or to someone else, maybe
even Janice, his co worker. All right, Rosie, are you ready? Guy?
I am ready? Let's do it? All right? Right, I'm
Gonnadallas when we right now? Hello? Is this Bryce who's
(21:37):
a very valued customer at grocery store? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
this is him Bryce. Congratulations. My name is Joybell. I'm
calling from grocery store and you're this month's winner. Congratulations.
All right? Cool? Thanks? I guess do I get something
or do you do? Thank you? Every single month, we
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choose one Rewards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our brand new, reimagined Flora Floral department
and year this month's winter. Cool? You want thirty six
long stam red roses and if we delivered with a
card and some chocolates, Yeah, sweet, I'll take it. Yeah,
I'm delid need to come pick them up? Or like
(22:17):
what's going on? Oh no, m all we need to
do is I just need to get some information from you.
All I need from you really is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to,
and then anything you want to put on a card,
and then I can get the address from you right
after that and we'll be good to go. But sure,
sure it's gonna be Rosie R spy and then her
last name is Okay, any card that you want to
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send to your one and only I don't know. How
about we did it love our new home? How about that?
Oh you bought a house? Yeah, I'm doing some adult
thing over here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good
place to take a side piece if you I don't
do Wow. Um, I guess so, man, can we can
(23:05):
we just wrap this up? Man? Like I got stuff
to do. I gotta get back to work. Sure, I
guess we can. I appreciate you, but yeah, absolutely we
can wrap it up. I'll just let you know that
this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel and Dicta. I'm Christian Grace. Now, and
you didn't actually win flowers, but your We do do
a segment on the show called War of the Roses
to Catch a Cheater, where people try to find out
if they're significant other is cheating and your girlfriend Rosie
(23:28):
is on the phone. Oh okay, hi guys, this is unusual, Rosie.
What's going on here? Oh? I don't let the guys
tell you. Ooh oh okay, Bryce, Actually you know what? No, no,
let me tell me, Let me do it, okay. So,
(23:50):
like I call the radio station because I don't think
that you're being honest with me. I mean, I asked
you about if anybody has been to the house, especially
your coworker Janice, and I told you how some feminine
stuff was missing and how she was whenever she was there.
And I don't know. I just think that something's going on.
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I don't appreciate it. I just think you're lying. So
I called them to help figure it out. I just
I'm confused, I'm upset, and I just I feel like
you're keeping something from me. I just want to know
the truth. I mean, it's not simple. Rather than talk
to me about it, you called the radio about it.
(24:36):
I asked you, and you kind of blew me off.
You always give me a kiss goodbye, You always give
me a hug. You've been pulled on cologne now to
go to work, and I don't know. Things just don't
seem right, and so I'm trying to figure it out.
I don't think you were being honest with me. So yeah,
I called them. Okay, you're being quiet. So I wasn't
(24:58):
completely honest. I Janice has in fact been to the
house before. Oh are you serious? So you lied to me?
You lied to me about her being there? Okay, first
you lied. I wasn't. All right, So she wasn't the
only one. Just hear me, all right, So she wasn't.
She wasn't the only one, you know, Oh my god,
(25:21):
are you serious? What? How many? How many females have
you had over? She's not the No? No, no, no no, no, no,
what what the look I'm not cheating, not cheating. I
promise I'm not to listen to me. It wasn't just her.
It was a bunch of co works, all right, Like
you hold on, wait, no, stop talking. You invited a
(25:44):
bunch of people over to my house. What the hell
were you doing? I invited them over like after happy
hour one day, just to come to see the house,
because I was I was just excited to show it
up after happy hour. I need. All you're doing is
digging and digging. This just sounds worse and worse. I
(26:04):
just want to know why you invited all these people over.
Why didn't you just wait for a housewarming party if
that's all it was. I mean, we've we've been there,
we've been there for a year, you know, and you
just wanted to have this housewarming party. But it needed
to be perfect and nobody seemed the house and I
just wanted to show it off. Yeah, I think that's
full is what I think. I shouldn't have done it.
(26:26):
I didn't want them just to get to this level obviously. Yeah,
back after how were you were tipsy? I mean, all
that said that you guys stopped to know. Good, Now
you're doing something I promised. Nothing bad happened. It wasn't anything.
No no groups set, no shooting, nothing like that. And
(26:48):
I was just exciting to show off our play. And
I'm sorry, you know what, Look I do, I love you,
so I choose to try people. But I'm really pissed
that you allowed people to see the house before it
was ready. I know, I know, I'm I'm very sorry
about that part. But I did it with good intentions.
(27:09):
I promised. I was just I was proud of us. Okay, look,
I don't mean to be like this. Actually I do
never mind. Um, yeah, so I have those are organic tampons, okay,
from my favorite score. I don't want you to handing
them out to your little friends. Okay, They're saved for
a family and our longtime friends that don't be just
(27:31):
sitting there telling all these people where they are. Okay, luckily,
I've got some flowers coming your way. I think, no,
you know that was a made up price. Yeah, I
promise no more people over the house about letting you know,
and also memork giving away tampons about your permission. I guess. Okay,
now we can move on outside. Thank you. The Jewels
(27:55):
Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Yeah, Hey, what's up?
This is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four
one or six one and said he had a dirty
(28:15):
Little Secrets. So we're calling you back. Hi. Hello, Wow,
no way, what's up? What's up? What's going on going?
How's it going? Pretty good? How are you? Um? I'm good.
I'm just a little in shock. I didn't realize I
was going to get a call right now. I'm like nervous.
My hands are shaking. Oh wow, I'm feeling the same way.
You know. We tend to have that effect on people. Um,
(28:39):
can you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now?
Oh wow? Okay, okay, here we go, Here we go. Okay,
I've been prepping. I've been prepping. Here we go. Okay. So, um,
my wife, I'm just gonna maybe sound silly. Um my
wife she has been for the longest time. Well, we
have a two year old, first of all, okay, um,
and she's beautiful. Um. Everyone, you know, anytime we go out,
(29:02):
you know, we get the whole like, hey, look at
she's where you know, Oh my god, she's so beautiful.
You know, we love you know, people want to touch
our baby and we're like, no, please, don't. You know
we're young parents, you know what I mean. Um. But
my wife she people would say that the baby looks
like me, you know what I mean. And and for
the longest time, it would kind of like hit it
really hard, you know what I mean. Um. And so
(29:23):
what I did hear? Um, you know, because my wife
she's just been really upset, you know that people keep
saying our baby looks like me. Um. So what I
did was that I changed up her face idea, I
like played with it with this app And so anytime
that our two year old, like looks at our phone
and the face idea is going it actually can open
with so the phone acknowledges that, like the baby looks
(29:45):
like her. Does that make sense? Yeah kind of yeah,
Like especially I fixed up the face ID so it
could look like our so our baby can unlock it
like her phones, so she'll think that, like the baby
looks like hermore exactly. You know what would have been
an easier way around this hiring an actor to come
(30:08):
up in public and say, you know what, beautiful child
it looks just looks just like it's mama. I mean,
well that you know, I didn't even think of that.
Well that's a lot better than what I thought it
was going to be. I thought you were about to
say your dirty little secres, you got your maybe a facelift.
Oh that's horrible, and that's for house lifestyle. No, no, no, no,
(30:33):
Can I just say this is really funny because I'm
Christian here, I'm an only child, and growing up, my
mom used to absolutely hate when someone would say that
I looked like my dad, because she was like, I
had the pain, I had the sickness for nine months.
You don't tell someone that the kid looks like the dad.
So maybe just tell people to start lying. I think
that's the right thing to do. I think you got
(30:54):
it right on that you're hitting the nail right. Okay,
so your dirty little seat. That's a nice, dirty little
secret that you did. That. Also, your dirty little secret
is you know that your child looks more like you.
But that's your secret. You're not telling your wife right exactly?
Are you glad the kid looks like you? Or do
you wish she looked like your your wife? Be honest,
I mean I love I you know this kid. I
(31:15):
love that this that I can make something so beautiful,
you know what I mean. I just I really am
just really grateful. And you know she's she's super smart.
It is something that you know she gets from her mom.
But you come to go to Denny's, you know there's
this guy, um um Gustavo. You know, like I'll tell
(31:35):
him like, hey man, you know, like here's twenty bucks.
Like just come and tell my wife that she looks
like my baby child. Hear that? Just bro, Yeah, that'll
give you twenty bucks every time we come. You know,
he always gives Yeah. Sounds like a good business deal
to me. Very very nice, dirty little secret. Thank you man.
Everybody leaves happy. Everybody's happy, That's all that matters. Then
(31:56):
Jebel show on demand. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but rate will be a lot lower if
they didn't have Ikea furniture. That's a text we just
got in at four one oh six one, and I
think you're correct. It's sign for I don't know who
needs to hear this, but the segment where you say
I don't know who needs to hear this, but and
then we tell everybody exactly what we think they should hear.
And I guarantee you putting together Ikea furniture has caused
(32:17):
a lot of divorces. Oh yeah, it is very difficult.
I feel you on that. Call us up eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. Text in
four one oh six one. I don't know who needs
to hear this, but Carrie, how are you pretty good
about yourself? I'm not too bad. Thanks for asking, man,
So what do you think the world needs to here today?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but please
(32:39):
always remember you are not the only person on the road.
Wait a second, what there are other people on the road? Carry? Yes,
I know all these other cars are actually not being
driven by themselves. Yeah, what's the thing that bothers you
the most when you're driving? Carry um? People who just
(33:02):
like are either too much involved in trying to be
where they are without regard to anyone else, or people
who are so have no place to go and don't
pay attention to anywhere. Exactly what a bunch of nothing
do you have going on? Carrie? Thanks for your phone call.
(33:24):
Oh you can go nowhere on your car. That's why
they have Netflix. Get off the road, Victoria, What do
you think the world needs to here today? I don't
know who needs to hear this, but for anyone who
is trying to get away for the summer, Frontier Airlines
is selling a summer pass. There are multiple blackout dates
and restrictions, but there's okay for like four hundred dollars
(33:46):
for the summer. If you don't have any plans and
have the flexibility, there's two days that you can travel
on front of your airline round trip, and luckily for you,
those flights will be delaying. You won't be going anywhere,
so you might not make it. I don't know who
needs to hear this, but just stay home this summer
and enjoy man all right, call us up eighty eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
(34:08):
but hey, Tevin, what do you think the world needs
here today? I don't know who needs to hear this.
But wash your hands when you're done using the bath Yes,
that's a good one. Well, okay, question all right, because
I do agree most of the time. You should. I
do because I'm kind of lazy. Right, Oh is the
(34:32):
time I washed my hands? Though? Okay, I guess I
needed to hear that, Tevin. Thank you. I'll make sure
I washed every time. Yeah, Tevin, I actually wish you
hadn't brought this up because us who worked with Jubil
he goes to the bathroom about fourteen times a day.
So now I'm realizing that maybe twelve of those times
I want to buy my sandwich. No, all right, thank you, Tevin.
(34:56):
A minute, what's your I don't know who needs to
hear this. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Rihanna is dropping an album this year, twenty twenty three.
Now it's a big deal. It's huge. Clop clop, clop
I'm be excited, but I've been waiting on an album
for years. She's pregnant. I am not holding my brand exactly.
So when she hit the halftime show and she left
(35:17):
without dropping anything, I was so disappointed. But she just
did an interview and she said, I really want to
get this album out this year. She dropped that baby.
She's dropping an album if the baby is like promo.
What if she's not even pregnant, and then they're gonna
film a video of her birthing process and the doctor's
gonna pull out an album, an albuminalized product. It's all
(35:37):
the potential songs hiding under there. R all right, call
us up? Eight to eight three four three one six
one text in four one oh six one. I don't
know who needs to hear this, but the segment where
we say that and then you tell everybody what do
you think they should hear? Justin? How are you? I'm
doing great, awesome, appreciate you calling man, Hey, what do
you think the world needs here today? I don't know
(35:58):
who needs to hear this, but people need to take
a vacation, hey man, yes, absolutely, small or big, just
go somewhere, Go somewhere, even if it's like a block
away staycation. Does your job make it easy for you
to take a vacation or do you have one of
those bosses where you feel like they're gonna fire you
because you want to take a vacation? You know, I
have some people have those bosses. Yeah. Well, if let
(36:20):
me put it this way, if they want to fire me,
then find better than that and I can go find
something out. Yeah, there you go. I've always looked at
it like this. If you fire me, then hey, guess what,
Every days a vacation day until I find another job.
Thanks many, have a good one. Appreciate you, Christian Grace. Snow,
what do you think the world needs here today? I
(36:41):
don't know who needs to hear this. But close the
toilet lid when you flush it, Oh yeah, because you
know sometimes like if you be in a hurry, you
might not think to close it, or like if maybe
you put a little too much toilet paper in there,
you just want to make sure it goes down, you know,
close the lid, flush it, and then open and recheck
our bathroom here at work. Oh god, the other day
I walked in there because I just had to go pee,
(37:02):
and I walked in the door. It was like a
sauna and I literally walked in and I might have
said this out loud, and I feel bad. I don't
know who needs to hear this. But if you're the
person who was doing that in the bathroom, whoa, whoa,
I don't man a doctor, visit might be in your fea.
But also I think I might have said it out loud,
and if it was that was you, I don't know
(37:23):
who he's here this, but I'm sorry that I went
nope and then turned around and walk out for them.
Call us up right now at eight three three one
six one. Text in four one oh six one. What
do you think the world needs to here? Remember we do.
I don't know who needs to hear this this same
time every single weekday morning. So call in next time
and tell everybody what you think they should hear. Your
Finchuble show on demand
Then Jewel Show on demand as much as possible, remove
negative people from your life. It's the Jewel Show. That's
a text we just got in at four one oh
six one. For today's ridiculous Internet question, call us eight
eight eight three four three one oh six one. Text
your answer in at four one oh six one. What
is your best mental health tips? Ridiculous Internet questions where
(00:23):
we find a question that people are talking about on
the Internet and we bring it to you and then
we all chime in on it. What is your best
mental health tip? I think this is a super important
ridiculous Internet question because the world is in a mental
health pandemic. Really, there's a mental health epidemic in this
country and people are now starting to finally make it
normal to go see a therapist and look inside yourself
(00:44):
and look at yourself and look at your mental health
because you treat all kinds of other diseases. Right, if
you get a cold, you go to the doctor. Well,
brain is a part of our body. It has problems.
Just because you deal with some stuff in there doesn't
mean that you're mentally ill. Also, if you are mentally
not going to be a shame about right, it's not
your fault, So call us up right now eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one text in
(01:05):
four one oh six one. What is your best mental
health tip? Darren Blow? Hi Darren, how are you good?
Awesome man? So what's your best mental health tip? Darren?
I'd say, just go fishing. Go fishing. Yeah, you know what.
It's relaxing, right, Yeah. You get to sit out there
(01:26):
in nature a little bit. That also very right. Except
for me, I don't know. I don't know if fishing
is the best mental health therapy for me necessarily right.
Sometimes on the water. I've tried it, and I get
really really frustrated with trying to catch fish. I don't
know why, well all of it. But see, it's not
(01:49):
about catching fish. It's about the therapy of just being
out there. That's what I've heard, because I talked to
other people that fish a lot, right. I've had friends
that are avid fisher and I've gone with them to fish,
right and I'm like, whoa, we haven't connything yet, you know.
They're like, that's not the point. The point is you
just sit here and you fish. And I'm like, okay,
well then we catch something. I'm like, yes, we got
a fish and then they throw it back in the water.
(02:11):
I'm like, why we don't get to keep that, we
don't get the good and they're like, no, we just
catch them to throw them back. And I'm like, well,
I want to eat it to my effort, So maybe
that means I should try it. Thank you for your
phone call, dare and appreciate you man eight to eight
three four three one six one. Text in at four
one oh six one. What is your best mental health tip?
And it put the cell phone down. I feel like
(02:33):
social media really adds to this like mental health situation,
you know, and if you put the phone down, you
don't have like the fabricated expectations of social media the foamo.
And also it encourages you to disconnect and go do
things like go out to nature, read a book, things
that will really help you. So Christian put down the phone.
Sometimes he's like, no, I'll think about it. Calls up
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eighty eight three four three one six one. Text in
at four one o six one. What is your best
mental health advice? Somebody said being in the mountains, go
go out in the fresh air and the beauty, or
reset your soul. Oh, this is also bad for for
Christian this is just not my topic. Y'are talking about
fishing mountains, no cell phones. It's like, I'm gonna need
(03:18):
someone to work one call us up, hit hate three
four three, one oh six one. What is your best
mental health advice? Tanya ya hi hi? How are you?
I'm good? How are you pretty good? What's your best
mental health advice? So I got based off of that
TikTok video No enough, but the guy's a life of
(03:38):
prapet and he basically said, when you get second one
of these anxiety loops, you're trying to full sleep just
to hand on an issue at work or with your family,
and you just constantly go on that loop. He said,
say out loud these words, what is my next thought
going to be? To say it out loud to yourself,
and honestly, it rases my brain. It gives me a
chance to say, yeah, what is my next thought? And
(03:58):
it just and it's almost harder for you to go back.
That's a great tool. It gives you control of your
thought right there, because anxiety is that's what happens, so
your brain, parts of your brain can literally hijack your
thoughts right It can take you kind of offline. Right now,
that thought is just going and going and going, And
what that does is snaps it back and now you're
in control your thoughts. What's my next thot going to be? Well? Now,
(04:20):
all of a sudden, you are in control instead of
a part of your brain that gets anxious hijacking it.
That is great advice. Thank you. Tania call us eight
to eight three, four three one six one text and
four one six one and all give. One of the
best mental tips I can give is to give gratitude
for something today. Show gratitude for something. Even if your
life seems terrible, look around you and if you see
(04:41):
something that you think looks cool, just to be like, man,
that's awesome. Thank you for showing me that today, because
what that will do is it will help you start
to highlight the positive things around you, even if, like
I said, you're struggling a lot. Also sending out that
positive energy, you'll get it back. Yeah. Right, Because you
can give gratitude, you will get gratitude and things will
(05:02):
start to happen better for you. Also follow me on
social media at jegle Fresh and at the Book of
Jewel and follow the show at the Jewel show Why
everybody give their handles right now? Be your mirror zero
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(05:23):
six one The Jewels Show on demand, Jewels dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is The Jewels Show. And you texted
us at four one oh six one and said that
you had a dirty little secret, so we're calling you back. Hi. Hi,
(05:46):
good morning, Hi, good morning, good morning. What's up? Do
you have time to tell us your dirty little secret
right now? Yeah? I do, Yeah, I got a few minutes. Okay, great,
what's your dirty little secret? Okay? My dirty little secret
is that I'm still in love with my ex. Oh.
I mean we all have like a soft spot for
certain xes, I think, especially if they were like a
(06:07):
first true love. But yeah, how how how much of
I just realized, Christian, with my relationship history, I don't
have a soft spot for any of them. I've had
really bad relationship. I'm like, man, thank god I got
out of that one two X favorite. I keep going
back to my X. So tell us, like, what level
(06:30):
of are you just still crushing a little bit? Are
you talking like full fledged, you know, still still in
love with your ex. I'm like full fledged still in
love with him, but he's like the problem is that,
Like I mean I should be totally mad at him
because he cheated. I mean, oh, like two years has
gone by and I'm still I still love him. I
(06:53):
mean like he's moved on, he's married. Oh well, cheats,
there still might be a shot, yeah, true, god, but
his like I look at his new wife's instagram and
there's like pictures of like a baby shower, like she's
going she's expecting. Um so well yeah, but like I
(07:16):
drove by their house the other day and like, wait what,
I don't know what I was a well, I don't
know I was expecting to see I don't know. It's
like driving it's making me kind of crazy. Wait, we
drove past their house? Yeah, and what what? What was
your goal? Did you want to be close to them?
I'm not sure? Maybe like if I could just like
catch a glimpse of him, or I mean, what do
(07:39):
you in the window and say yeah, yeah, I don't
know I don't know what to do. I mean, well,
like I'm questioning about the house real quick. Is it
on the route to and from where you were going?
Or did did you make a special I had to
kind of my way. She said it was about half
an hour. It said a couple of states over. You
(07:59):
might you might not be in love with him anymore,
And I say, I totally am. I think you're obsessed
with him. And I don't mean that like in a
crazy way. I think love and obsession are very close things, right.
I think I've been obsessed with people before, not actually
in love with him until I fell in love and
I was like, oh, this is what love feels like.
(08:20):
Before I was obsessed. And when I was obsessed, I
let that relationship just take over my life. I let
those people take over my life and they became all
I thought about. Is he like all you think about? Yeah,
I mean, like I guess pretty much. Yeah. So I
don't think that's love. I think that's obsession. Yeah, And
you could be obsessed with just the idea of having
(08:40):
that closure that maybe you didn't get because he did
you wrong, you know. And now, rather than moving on
from the trauma, he calls you're just trying to sort
of remedy what he did to you, you know, And
there's nothing wrong with that. I mean, you're you're the
victim in the situation. I believe, you know, because I
think he hurt you, and I think it's you just
need to try and pull yourself out of that. Absolutely,
you don't want to keep on putting yourself through that
(09:01):
same trauma, you know, like stopping by, looking at the
Instagram and all of that. I feel like it's just
like reliving that, like what you went through with him. Yeah,
I mean, you guys are truly right. I can't tell
my friends this show, So I don't know if you
agree or not that it's obsession and not love. That's
(09:22):
honestly what I think. And the way to deal with that,
what I believe, is to is to find another thing
to be obsessed with. Right then you'll forget about him. So,
I don't know, speed walking, become obsessed with speed walking.
I mean it looks cool when people do it, right,
but then you know, but like making an obsession, that's healthy.
What I mean, like working out, right, get obsessed with
working out and then all of a sudden you'll notice
(09:43):
you're obsessed with that. You're thinking about that all the
time and not him. Great angel finds someone new in
the process. Yeah, someone wise once told me the best
way to get over someone is to get under someone
else exactly. There's also that that's also just my weekend.
Thanks for your dirty little Nicole. The Jebil Show on demand.
(10:03):
One company that shouldn't even exist anymore did something during
the Big Game on Sunday that increased their sales by
two hundred percent. Who was it and what did they
do with? Tell you in a second. Also proof that
no wiener is safe in Las Vegas, and you know
it's not even close to what you're thinking right now.
Get your mind out of the gutter. Also, be careful
who you let take pictures of you. You never know
(10:25):
where your face might end up. And one woman's story
that's going viral today will prove that. And you'll hear
all those stories right now. In another hard hitting, live, local,
late breaking edition of the Jewbil News Network, the JNN
News that you didn't know you needed. For Thursday, February sixteen,
twenty twenty three, I'm Jewel Fresh and for your first
story of the day, the last remaining blockbuster store in Bend,
(10:47):
Oregon saw a huge boost in sales thanks to their
ad in The Big Game. Oh wow, good. Yeah, Why
was the last Blockbuster store in the universe advertising because
nobody's going to go into there and rent movies? Right? Well,
they didn't actually advertise because when I saw the story,
I was like, how do they have that much money?
Because you know all those Big Game spots you need
(11:07):
millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars, and
I was like, the last Blockbuster store in the world
cannot have millions and millions of millions. But they released
an ad on YouTube and they posted on social media
during the halftime show and it worked. So they didn't
officially advertise at They just put out an ad on
their social media and it worked. Their sales went up
(11:28):
two hundred percent after that. This Yeah, the ad is
actually really good. It promises that even after the world ends,
this Blockbuster will still be there, and it was made
to look like it was on a crappy VHS tape
that yeah, you can rent movies there at the Blockbuster.
Really yep, you can actually go in and rent a
movie like you used to do back in the day.
(11:48):
It's fascinating, but mostly they make their money on hats
and shirts and stuff like that. So they sold a
bunch of merch based on that ad and their sales
went up two hundred percent. You know what, good for them.
They should do this every year so they can make
sure that Blockbuster really is the last thing. I do hope. Yeah,
when civilization ends, I hope that that is the last
thing that's standing. And I hope it stands for the
(12:09):
rest of time, in the rest of eternity, because at
some point people will come back, things will evolve again,
and they'll be looking at that Blockbuster, like we look
at the Pyramids, going like, what was this thing? What
did that dost worshiped in this thing? What was it?
This is the J and N, the Jewil News network,
news that you didn't know you need it. Unlike those
(12:29):
boring news networks that do all that boring newsy stuff.
We barely do the news. Yeah for a next story,
let's sten it on over to bene. Hey, it's been it.
You know how last year stealing catalytic converters was like
a huge thing. Well, it looks like it's going to
be catalytic converter. I really don't know what it is.
It's underneath your car. You need it to run your car.
It costs like a thousand dollars. So apparently it looks
(12:51):
like it's going to be a big thing this year.
And the thieves have no shame because the twenty seven
foot Oscar Meyer weenermobile in Vegas for the bag game.
And on the last day, the driver of the Big wienermobile,
he came outside and he realized the converter was gone. Wow,
so he had to get a temporary one. That's bold.
Did they make a special one for the Big Wiener. No,
(13:14):
just regularly regular one for the Big Weener. I mean
to take one off of a nineteen to eighty seven
Honda Accord that's sitting outside of an apartment building. Okay, right,
but to see the wienermobile, it's an iconic vehicle. And
then to go all right, we're gonna steal the catalytic
converter from that. But you've got somebo Yes you are
too bold. Props to you for getting underneath that Wiener
(13:35):
and doing that. But right there goes ain't know win
or too big for me. Back to yoube thank you
very much. The whole point of that story was to
say the word wiener a bunch, and we did it
absolutely And that's the kind of news you get right
here on the J and N. Those other board news
networks aren't just trying to say win or a bunch,
But that's what we do here J and news that
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you didn't know you needed. And for our next story,
let's sen it over to Christian Gray snow Wiener. They say,
once you post a picture on the Internet, it's out
there forever. But the same can be said for those
who don't read their contracts properly. According to the Bounce
Southwest Florida dot Com, a woman has learned the hard
way that fine prints are worth reading. Her name is
Christian Demerit, and she was fresh out of college a
few years ago and she needed some headshots done. She
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met a photographer in a park and got a deal
for only one hundred dollars. Okay, okay, she was like, Okay,
got a good deal. This guy's obviously a college student too,
maybe just needs some money. Unfortunately, in the fine print
it allowed him to sell any photos he took to
a stock photo website. Turns out the stock photo website
was then used to for a romance like erotic novel later.
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So now her picture is on the cover of a
romantic erotic novel called His Big Childhood. Sweet. That would
be amazing if you're just at the grocery store where
they sell most of those novels, and you walked in
and you're like, wait a second, wait, wait a see
what is it guy with those abs writing a stallion
carrying me on the cover of that book. Imagine it's
like your aunt at home who loves those like erotic
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novels during bathtime, but she's into two. She's like, sweeties,
is this that's horrible on a bunch of levels. This
is the JANN, the Jewel News Network, the erotic novel
of news networks. News that you didn't know you need
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So congrat succas you got newsed up again. Follow the
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Now the Jewel Show on demand. It's time four of
the Roses only on the Jewbil shows is on the
(15:42):
phone today for War of the Roses to catch a cheater.
And she's been with her boyfriend Bryce for about three years,
and I guess they just moved in together almost a
year ago. But now she suspects that Bryce might be cheating.
What's up, Rosie? Hey, how are y'all? Maybe you can
hold me out here? Why don't tell everybody was going on?
Why do you think that Bryce is cheating on you? So?
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I am a good hostess, or at least I like
to think. So. We have a lot of friends that
come to visit, we have a lot of family, so
I just try to be very considerate because of the
ladies basically, you know, have feminine products I guess you
would say available in the guest bathroom. Okay, So I
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noticed that there were some missing because you know, cleaning
up the bathroom, et cetera. And we had we had,
you know, we finally had a housewarming party. And it
was a year later, but just getting everything ready and
one of his co workers that you know, they seemed
to be close friends, she was over and she was
mentioning that it was, you know, her time of the month.
(16:47):
She wasn't proclaiming it, but obviously just sort of mentioning
it to me since I'm a female, and I just
let her know where the female products were, and she said, oh, oh,
I know. Wait, so have you been to your house before? No? No,
not that I know of. I mean, I had never
invited her before, and she already knew. She already said
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she knew where they were. Yeah, And the way she
said it was just like so casual, Oh, I know,
and you didn't stop and say, well, how do you know? Yeah,
well it was a housewarming party. You know, I didn't
want to bring any attention, especially you know, it just
kind of there was nothing warm about that comments. Yeah,
you know, because even if you do know, you don't
say it like that. Yeah. Yeah. She could have said, oh,
(17:32):
you know what, I just stopped by the other day
and you know, maybe grabbed him. But the way that
she just was so blause about it all, it was
very very strange. And so I questioned him and he
was like, no, nobody's been here. So you did ask
him about it? I did, Okay, Yeah, and what did
you say? He said that nobody had been to the
(17:55):
house because it wasn't ready. But did you say, well,
why did she say she knew where they were? I did,
I asked him, and he just blew it off and said,
I don't know, maybe at you know, other friends' houses
they have them. What was his vibe like when he
was telling you? You You know, so you know when someone's
(18:16):
lying to you or they're trying to make up a
story on the spot, you can usually pick up on
the vibe, right, was it like that some people are
just terrible liars. Yeah, it was. Actually we were eating
breakfast and he just blew me off, Oh I gotta
get to work, and just kind of walked out. And
do you feel like he was lying? Yeah, because usually
(18:36):
he stays around, he gives me a kiss by we've
had a great relationship and just now it's he just
kind of left, and it was just very strange, just
the whole thing. Well, have you noticed anything different with
his like behavior towards you. Yeah, Well he seems to
really dress up a little more, you know, whenever he
(18:58):
goes to work. He didn't used to wear a cologne.
Now he puts on cologne. And yeah, I just small
things that just kind of make you question. Yeah, usual
when somebody starts doing stuff like that, and they haven't
in your relationships that would worry in me. I'm not
gonna lie. Yeah yeah, So hopefully you guys can help
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me out and let's get to the bottom of this. Okay, Well,
you already told us what grocery Story shops at, so
we'll call from there and say that every single month,
we choose one Rewards card member at random who gets
free flowers delivered from our brand new and improved floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those flowers to you
or to someone else, maybe even the coworker. What's the
co worker's name, Janus. Okay, so we'll play a song
(19:43):
come Back, and then call him and see if he
is cheating with your war The Roses to Catch a Cheater.
If you're just joining us for today's war The Roses
to Catch Cheater. Rosie is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of about three years named Bryce
might be cheating on her. They moved in together almost
a year go, but the other day they had a
housewarming party and Rosie, first of all, that's a very
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nice thing for you to do, Rosie. Rosie keeps extra
feminine hygiene products over there in case anybody in case
they have house guests who needs to use one, whether
it's a female who wants to use one because they
need it because it's that time, or someone like me
who likes to find those things and play with them
because they're fun sometimes to play with. Rosie thinks that
her boyfriend Bryce might be cheating because they had guests
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over and one of them, specifically Bryce's coworker named Janice,
said it was her time of the month, and Rosie goes, oh,
there's some extra product for you in the guest bathroom.
And what was her response? Rosie? Oh, I know, So
she already knew it. And Rosie has no idea how
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she would know that those were there if she hasn't
been to the house. She asked her boyfriend Bryce about it,
and Bryce said that he had no idea and then
left to work when normally he hangs out a little
bit longer, so it seems kind of weird. We're about
to call him from the grocery store that he shops
at and say that every single month, we choose one
Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department. Our way of saying thank you
(21:09):
very much for shopping. We'll see if he believes that.
And if he does, we'll see if he sends those
flowers to his girlfriend, Rosie or to someone else, maybe
even Janice, his co worker. All right, Rosie, are you ready? Guy?
I am ready? Let's do it? All right? Right, I'm
Gonnadallas when we right now? Hello? Is this Bryce who's
(21:37):
a very valued customer at grocery store? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
this is him Bryce. Congratulations. My name is Joybell. I'm
calling from grocery store and you're this month's winner. Congratulations.
All right? Cool? Thanks? I guess do I get something
or do you do? Thank you? Every single month, we
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choose one Rewards card member at random who gets free
flowers delivered from our brand new, reimagined Flora Floral department
and year this month's winter. Cool? You want thirty six
long stam red roses and if we delivered with a
card and some chocolates, Yeah, sweet, I'll take it. Yeah,
I'm delid need to come pick them up? Or like
(22:17):
what's going on? Oh no, m all we need to
do is I just need to get some information from you.
All I need from you really is the first and
last name of the person you want to send them to,
and then anything you want to put on a card,
and then I can get the address from you right
after that and we'll be good to go. But sure,
sure it's gonna be Rosie R spy and then her
last name is Okay, any card that you want to
(22:40):
send to your one and only I don't know. How
about we did it love our new home? How about that?
Oh you bought a house? Yeah, I'm doing some adult
thing over here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that'd be a good
place to take a side piece if you I don't
do Wow. Um, I guess so, man, can we can
(23:05):
we just wrap this up? Man? Like I got stuff
to do. I gotta get back to work. Sure, I
guess we can. I appreciate you, but yeah, absolutely we
can wrap it up. I'll just let you know that
this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel and Dicta. I'm Christian Grace. Now, and
you didn't actually win flowers, but your We do do
a segment on the show called War of the Roses
to Catch a Cheater, where people try to find out
if they're significant other is cheating and your girlfriend Rosie
(23:28):
is on the phone. Oh okay, hi guys, this is unusual, Rosie.
What's going on here? Oh? I don't let the guys
tell you. Ooh oh okay, Bryce, Actually you know what? No, no,
let me tell me, Let me do it, okay. So,
(23:50):
like I call the radio station because I don't think
that you're being honest with me. I mean, I asked
you about if anybody has been to the house, especially
your coworker Janice, and I told you how some feminine
stuff was missing and how she was whenever she was there.
And I don't know. I just think that something's going on.
(24:12):
I don't appreciate it. I just think you're lying. So
I called them to help figure it out. I just
I'm confused, I'm upset, and I just I feel like
you're keeping something from me. I just want to know
the truth. I mean, it's not simple. Rather than talk
to me about it, you called the radio about it.
(24:36):
I asked you, and you kind of blew me off.
You always give me a kiss goodbye, You always give
me a hug. You've been pulled on cologne now to
go to work, and I don't know. Things just don't
seem right, and so I'm trying to figure it out.
I don't think you were being honest with me. So yeah,
I called them. Okay, you're being quiet. So I wasn't
(24:58):
completely honest. I Janice has in fact been to the
house before. Oh are you serious? So you lied to me?
You lied to me about her being there? Okay, first
you lied. I wasn't. All right, So she wasn't the
only one. Just hear me, all right, So she wasn't.
She wasn't the only one, you know, Oh my god,
(25:21):
are you serious? What? How many? How many females have
you had over? She's not the No? No, no, no no, no, no,
what what the look I'm not cheating, not cheating. I
promise I'm not to listen to me. It wasn't just her.
It was a bunch of co works, all right, Like
you hold on, wait, no, stop talking. You invited a
(25:44):
bunch of people over to my house. What the hell
were you doing? I invited them over like after happy
hour one day, just to come to see the house,
because I was I was just excited to show it
up after happy hour. I need. All you're doing is
digging and digging. This just sounds worse and worse. I
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just want to know why you invited all these people over.
Why didn't you just wait for a housewarming party if
that's all it was. I mean, we've we've been there,
we've been there for a year, you know, and you
just wanted to have this housewarming party. But it needed
to be perfect and nobody seemed the house and I
just wanted to show it off. Yeah, I think that's
full is what I think. I shouldn't have done it.
(26:26):
I didn't want them just to get to this level obviously. Yeah,
back after how were you were tipsy? I mean, all
that said that you guys stopped to know. Good, Now
you're doing something I promised. Nothing bad happened. It wasn't anything.
No no groups set, no shooting, nothing like that. And
(26:48):
I was just exciting to show off our play. And
I'm sorry, you know what, Look I do, I love you,
so I choose to try people. But I'm really pissed
that you allowed people to see the house before it
was ready. I know, I know, I'm I'm very sorry
about that part. But I did it with good intentions.
(27:09):
I promised. I was just I was proud of us. Okay, look,
I don't mean to be like this. Actually I do
never mind. Um, yeah, so I have those are organic tampons, okay,
from my favorite score. I don't want you to handing
them out to your little friends. Okay, They're saved for
a family and our longtime friends that don't be just
(27:31):
sitting there telling all these people where they are. Okay, luckily,
I've got some flowers coming your way. I think, no,
you know that was a made up price. Yeah, I
promise no more people over the house about letting you know,
and also memork giving away tampons about your permission. I guess. Okay,
now we can move on outside. Thank you. The Jewels
(27:55):
Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Yeah, Hey, what's up?
This is the Jewels Show. You texted us at four
one or six one and said he had a dirty
(28:15):
Little Secrets. So we're calling you back. Hi. Hello, Wow,
no way, what's up? What's up? What's going on going?
How's it going? Pretty good? How are you? Um? I'm good.
I'm just a little in shock. I didn't realize I
was going to get a call right now. I'm like nervous.
My hands are shaking. Oh wow, I'm feeling the same way.
You know. We tend to have that effect on people. Um,
(28:39):
can you tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now?
Oh wow? Okay, okay, here we go, Here we go. Okay,
I've been prepping. I've been prepping. Here we go. Okay. So, um,
my wife, I'm just gonna maybe sound silly. Um my
wife she has been for the longest time. Well, we
have a two year old, first of all, okay, um,
and she's beautiful. Um. Everyone, you know, anytime we go out,
(29:02):
you know, we get the whole like, hey, look at
she's where you know, Oh my god, she's so beautiful.
You know, we love you know, people want to touch
our baby and we're like, no, please, don't. You know
we're young parents, you know what I mean. Um. But
my wife she people would say that the baby looks
like me, you know what I mean. And and for
the longest time, it would kind of like hit it
really hard, you know what I mean. Um. And so
(29:23):
what I did hear? Um, you know, because my wife
she's just been really upset, you know that people keep
saying our baby looks like me. Um. So what I
did was that I changed up her face idea, I
like played with it with this app And so anytime
that our two year old, like looks at our phone
and the face idea is going it actually can open
with so the phone acknowledges that, like the baby looks
(29:45):
like her. Does that make sense? Yeah kind of yeah,
Like especially I fixed up the face ID so it
could look like our so our baby can unlock it
like her phones, so she'll think that, like the baby
looks like hermore exactly. You know what would have been
an easier way around this hiring an actor to come
(30:08):
up in public and say, you know what, beautiful child
it looks just looks just like it's mama. I mean,
well that you know, I didn't even think of that.
Well that's a lot better than what I thought it
was going to be. I thought you were about to
say your dirty little secres, you got your maybe a facelift.
Oh that's horrible, and that's for house lifestyle. No, no, no, no,
(30:33):
Can I just say this is really funny because I'm
Christian here, I'm an only child, and growing up, my
mom used to absolutely hate when someone would say that
I looked like my dad, because she was like, I
had the pain, I had the sickness for nine months.
You don't tell someone that the kid looks like the dad.
So maybe just tell people to start lying. I think
that's the right thing to do. I think you got
(30:54):
it right on that you're hitting the nail right. Okay,
so your dirty little seat. That's a nice, dirty little
secret that you did. That. Also, your dirty little secret
is you know that your child looks more like you.
But that's your secret. You're not telling your wife right exactly?
Are you glad the kid looks like you? Or do
you wish she looked like your your wife? Be honest,
I mean I love I you know this kid. I
(31:15):
love that this that I can make something so beautiful,
you know what I mean. I just I really am
just really grateful. And you know she's she's super smart.
It is something that you know she gets from her mom.
But you come to go to Denny's, you know there's
this guy, um um Gustavo. You know, like I'll tell
(31:35):
him like, hey man, you know, like here's twenty bucks.
Like just come and tell my wife that she looks
like my baby child. Hear that? Just bro, Yeah, that'll
give you twenty bucks every time we come. You know,
he always gives Yeah. Sounds like a good business deal
to me. Very very nice, dirty little secret. Thank you man.
Everybody leaves happy. Everybody's happy, That's all that matters. Then
(31:56):
Jebel show on demand. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but rate will be a lot lower if
they didn't have Ikea furniture. That's a text we just
got in at four one oh six one, and I
think you're correct. It's sign for I don't know who
needs to hear this, but the segment where you say
I don't know who needs to hear this, but and
then we tell everybody exactly what we think they should hear.
And I guarantee you putting together Ikea furniture has caused
(32:17):
a lot of divorces. Oh yeah, it is very difficult.
I feel you on that. Call us up eight eight
eight three four three one o six one. Text in
four one oh six one. I don't know who needs
to hear this, but Carrie, how are you pretty good
about yourself? I'm not too bad. Thanks for asking, man,
So what do you think the world needs to here today?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but please
(32:39):
always remember you are not the only person on the road.
Wait a second, what there are other people on the road? Carry? Yes,
I know all these other cars are actually not being
driven by themselves. Yeah, what's the thing that bothers you
the most when you're driving? Carry um? People who just
(33:02):
like are either too much involved in trying to be
where they are without regard to anyone else, or people
who are so have no place to go and don't
pay attention to anywhere. Exactly what a bunch of nothing
do you have going on? Carrie? Thanks for your phone call.
(33:24):
Oh you can go nowhere on your car. That's why
they have Netflix. Get off the road, Victoria, What do
you think the world needs to here today? I don't
know who needs to hear this, but for anyone who
is trying to get away for the summer, Frontier Airlines
is selling a summer pass. There are multiple blackout dates
and restrictions, but there's okay for like four hundred dollars
(33:46):
for the summer. If you don't have any plans and
have the flexibility, there's two days that you can travel
on front of your airline round trip, and luckily for you,
those flights will be delaying. You won't be going anywhere,
so you might not make it. I don't know who
needs to hear this, but just stay home this summer
and enjoy man all right, call us up eighty eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
(34:08):
but hey, Tevin, what do you think the world needs
here today? I don't know who needs to hear this.
But wash your hands when you're done using the bath Yes,
that's a good one. Well, okay, question all right, because
I do agree most of the time. You should. I
do because I'm kind of lazy. Right, Oh is the
(34:32):
time I washed my hands? Though? Okay, I guess I
needed to hear that, Tevin. Thank you. I'll make sure
I washed every time. Yeah, Tevin, I actually wish you
hadn't brought this up because us who worked with Jubil
he goes to the bathroom about fourteen times a day.
So now I'm realizing that maybe twelve of those times
I want to buy my sandwich. No, all right, thank you, Tevin.
(34:56):
A minute, what's your I don't know who needs to
hear this. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Rihanna is dropping an album this year, twenty twenty three.
Now it's a big deal. It's huge. Clop clop, clop
I'm be excited, but I've been waiting on an album
for years. She's pregnant. I am not holding my brand exactly.
So when she hit the halftime show and she left
(35:17):
without dropping anything, I was so disappointed. But she just
did an interview and she said, I really want to
get this album out this year. She dropped that baby.
She's dropping an album if the baby is like promo.
What if she's not even pregnant, and then they're gonna
film a video of her birthing process and the doctor's
gonna pull out an album, an albuminalized product. It's all
(35:37):
the potential songs hiding under there. R all right, call
us up? Eight to eight three four three one six
one text in four one oh six one. I don't
know who needs to hear this, but the segment where
we say that and then you tell everybody what do
you think they should hear? Justin? How are you? I'm
doing great, awesome, appreciate you calling man, Hey, what do
you think the world needs here today? I don't know
(35:58):
who needs to hear this, but people need to take
a vacation, hey man, yes, absolutely, small or big, just
go somewhere, Go somewhere, even if it's like a block
away staycation. Does your job make it easy for you
to take a vacation or do you have one of
those bosses where you feel like they're gonna fire you
because you want to take a vacation? You know, I
have some people have those bosses. Yeah. Well, if let
(36:20):
me put it this way, if they want to fire me,
then find better than that and I can go find
something out. Yeah, there you go. I've always looked at
it like this. If you fire me, then hey, guess what,
Every days a vacation day until I find another job.
Thanks many, have a good one. Appreciate you, Christian Grace. Snow,
what do you think the world needs here today? I
(36:41):
don't know who needs to hear this. But close the
toilet lid when you flush it, Oh yeah, because you
know sometimes like if you be in a hurry, you
might not think to close it, or like if maybe
you put a little too much toilet paper in there,
you just want to make sure it goes down, you know,
close the lid, flush it, and then open and recheck
our bathroom here at work. Oh god, the other day
I walked in there because I just had to go pee,
(37:02):
and I walked in the door. It was like a
sauna and I literally walked in and I might have
said this out loud, and I feel bad. I don't
know who needs to hear this. But if you're the
person who was doing that in the bathroom, whoa, whoa,
I don't man a doctor, visit might be in your fea.
But also I think I might have said it out loud,
and if it was that was you, I don't know
(37:23):
who he's here this, but I'm sorry that I went
nope and then turned around and walk out for them.
Call us up right now at eight three three one
six one. Text in four one oh six one. What
do you think the world needs to here? Remember we do.
I don't know who needs to hear this this same
time every single weekday morning. So call in next time
and tell everybody what you think they should hear. Your
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