October 3, 2022 • 37 mins
The Jubal Show kicks off the week with a discussion on what the most uncomfortable pieces of clothing are in this Ridiculous Internet Question, Mark is on the phone to prank his cousin Amy in this Phone Prank, Jubal Fresh reports on the big announcement that McDonalds made about going into the adult toy industry, in this First Date Follow Up someone may have just said the most romantic thing ever, but in an off way, there is a guy on the phone for a Dirty Little Secret who has a special way in helping his friends get over break ups, and scientists may have just found a way how to make your dog talk to you!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jewel Show on demand, Why in the world do
women continue to wear bras? The Jewels Show ask that
very specific question because of Today's Ridiculous Internet Question. Hi everybody,
I'm Johnny jingle Pants and it's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,
America's most exciting game show, where we discuss the raging
(00:21):
debate on the dot com today and what is the
dot com raging about today? Well, the question is what's
the most uncomfortable clothing? I asked that a second ago,
and I said, call up if you want to be
a contestant on Today's Ridiculous Internet Questions eight at eight
three to three one oh six one eight eight eight
three four three one six one. And a ton of
texts have come in and they all say Bras, Bros. Bros, Bras, Bras,
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bras and underwear two G string underwear. Okay, Alex, you're
the only one with movies in here that's debatable female
movies that I was gonna say, Yeah, you're the only
one who could wear a bra. I've only heard women
complain about bras. Why. Why is because well, I gave
up bras a few years ago, because I can, and
because I don't have the biggest ones, so I can.
(01:03):
But you know women or whoever who have big ones,
they need to hold them in. I don't know what
that feels like, but I can only imagine. So if
you could throw them over your shoulder, like whatever, the
boulder holder. I mean, you see necessary, I have you
see them? How would they not be able to not
wear a bra? Yeah that's true, okay, but it's still
probably uncomfortable. Probably they're very uncle I can you just
(01:23):
throw some duct tape on them? Taking duct tape off? Oh?
Good point. It's ridiculous Internet questions. Call us up eight
to eight three four three one oh six one, text
us four one o six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question
is what is the most uncomfortable clothing alex I would
have to say high heels. Oh that was gonna be mind. Yeah,
(01:45):
I like don't wear them because they just hurt and
they're not good on the feet. Neither. They're very bad.
They're beautiful, right, but they hurt. I've worn high heels
a lot in my life. Yeah, really a lot. I
mean a fair amount for a dude. For one ill
I's to host a comedy show that was a drag
comedy show, so you'd get up and do comedy like normal,
and then you'd come back out on stage and dragon.
(02:06):
I always wore high heels for that. That was twice
a month. One was a concert where I had a
joke band and we performed and I sang it it's
raining men. And then I had some giant Alakar from
American idol at the time a long time ago, come
out on stage and performing Yes, And I had to
be in high heels that whole night. And I can
tell you, high heels beat up the feet and they're
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so sore. And I think high heels are great and
they should only be worn if you're on your back
in bed. That's one of my ideals. I'm the best
to be worn. That's been my opinion ever since. Text
in worn six one, call us up eight to eight
three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions.
And today's ridiculous Internet question is what is the most
uncomfortable clothing? Dmitri? Hello, Hello, Dmitri. What is the most
(02:49):
uncomfortable clothing? Work pants? Work pants? Oh yeah, I'm a
tall dude. I was fairly wound out uncomfortable because I
worked in New York and sexual Haraser goes both places.
I caught my really, oh well, Dmitri, Dmitri, you didn't
(03:13):
understand what Dmitri said because his phone is kind of muddy.
He said that he's a very tall guy, very gifted.
And one time you caught somebody staring at your downstairs
mix up. That's right. I was at a meeting with
my TEAMO the manager, and oh wow. Well if I
were you, because I would brag about it, because I mean, honestly, like,
that's awesome that you have that problem, I would have
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stood up in the middle of the meeting and then
I would have taken it out and laid it on
the conference. Is that what you wanted to see? I've
seen you staring at it this whole time. I'm finally
gonna complain with HR and leave, So I still would
have showed it off a bit before I left. You
could have just said, hey, it's up here. Yeah, thanks, Dmitri.
Call us up eight to eight three four three one
six one text in four one to six one. It's
ridiculous Internet questions. And the question we're asking today is
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what's the most uncomfortable clothing in't it? I have to say, oh, look,
ties are really really nice, but they're like enter two
from choking you out at the wedding or during an interview.
They're so tight and they're so hard to put on.
I like wearing a tie, but I can never tie
a tie because I don't wear ties that often. Every
single time I go to tie tieh I have to
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go to YouTube and try to figure it out. I
had court a while back, while wasn't a lawsuit. It
wasn't like I got arrested not to go to court,
but I was in a lawsuit, and I thought you
had not much better? No, and I didn't have a tie.
And I realized it the day before court and I
told my lawyers. I was like, hey, can I borrow
a tie from you guys for tomorrow? And they were
like yeah, and I was like, you shouldn't expect a
(04:37):
guy with throw a tattoo to have ties. So for
mom then the barrier tie. But I got there and
my lawyer gave me at the time and he's like, here,
we want to go to the bathroom tight And then
I realized I don't know how to tie this. So
I went back in there and I was like, hey, Charlie,
you tie my tie, and so he tied my tie
and I lost a lawsuit. Nothing. Yeah, we definitely lost that.
Call us up eighty eight three four three one oh
(04:57):
six one, text in four one oh six one. It's
ridiculous internet questions. And today's question is what's the most
uncomfortable clothing? Victoria? I think course it tops O. They
look so cute. They are super cute. Uncomfortable that's another
thing that I've kind of worn. Two actually, call us
up eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,
(05:18):
text in four one oh six one. It's ridiculous internet question.
And today's question is what's the most uncomfortable clothing? The
Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jubil phone frame today
Mornings on the twenties, however, and one and two and
keep going. It is once I can have to take
(05:40):
a phone call. Is this ammy? It is? Yeah? Hi, Hello,
I mean not like that. Hi. My name is Vet
and I am one of the assistant dance instructors here
dance school. When you signed up for chata classes with
us last week, how are they going? Oh my god,
I'd be wanting to vito this class wherever. And it's
just been so fun. Oh great, but chat can be
quite to work out where you saw. Yeah, I mean
(06:00):
I was sore for a couple of days after, but
you know it's worth it. Yes, as I always say,
dancing is always worth it. So um, I'm surprised to
hear you say that you liked it. Oh oh, I'd
probably looked serious because I was concentrating on the moves.
But yeah, no, I had an amazing time. Oh yes,
the serious concentrate face. I know it well. So calling
you today because of what happened at the last dance class,
(06:22):
wondering if you're wearing two left shoes too right shoes something,
if you need a right under left shoe can provide it,
because it seemed like you couldn't get it together. No,
I mean maybe I'm just not you know, like that
make your sea legs. We just need to get stronger.
I don't know. I mean I felt so fun. I
(06:43):
didn't think it was too hard. Yeah, okay, so FYI
here dance school. What we try to do is offer
an environment where, um, let's hit me how you see
people who are rhythmically challenged can grow. I think you
got it wrong. I mean a much challenge. I mean, yeah,
what doesn't the challenge make grows happen? Well, yes, challenges do.
(07:05):
Equal grows in the right circumstance. So you plant a
tree in the right place, it will grow. But if
you take a beautiful redwood tree and you plant it
in the desert, it will die and not grow. Some
things cannot grow, is what I'm saying. I mean, there's
an introductory class to beginners. I don't really understand, Like
I'm I don't think I was a word in the class.
(07:26):
You know, some people didn't get it at all. You've
been cut no other way than to rip the bandit off.
You've been cut. It may be a beginner class, but
we still take our dance very serious. Here stands school
and we had a choice between you and Sharisu owned,
which shows Shari Su. Doesn't she that old lady? Okay?
I had hoped it would not go like this. We
do not look to age shame here at a dance studio,
(07:49):
So please don't. I'm not age shaming. I'd so asking
to define who Yeah, so that's who she is? Okay?
What is she? Why she got a problem with me?
And did you see are cutting me from the class.
Un I don't know if Shirley Sue has had a
hip replacement or something. She is a little older, but
she can move those hips like somebody half her age.
On the Dance Life, people get cut from classes. We
(08:09):
do not like to call it cut, so we prefer
to call it outroll. So you're being outrolled from the
beginner but class, How could you cut me from a
class I am paying for. It's a beginner's class. I
find it look fun. Am I getting a refund? No
refunds Dance Life anyway, You are not being canceled. We
are going to move you to a different class, more
real speed. Okay, but I don't see only time I
(08:31):
can do class we move it too, is at the
same time wound. As I said, it will be more
your speed. You will enjoy it more wound exciting. You
will be the only adult in the six year old
dance class. Hello Amy, Hello are you there? I am
not dancing with six year old kids, and I'm never
dancing your studio again, and I want my money back immediately.
(08:52):
On the perfect the six year old dance class would
be great for you because you're throwing a town from
like one. No refunds. Okay, you are caring v This
is a completely unethical way of running a business. But
I want to talk to the owner. I want to
talk some a semiale person here, and if not, I'm
going to ruin you. Well, I was already ruined when
I saw you dance the first time. Anyway, the monitor,
I'm the owner both of the vans who suggested I
(09:14):
call you and tell you this news. If I'm completely unacceptable,
I am not going to stop at this, I'm going
to ruin you. I work in pr I know every
newspaper in this country. I will ruin you about my
my back. How dare you say this to me? And
if you don't think I'm not going to be reporting
any charges from you for fraud or any other charges.
The fraud, I am definitely doing that. I'm calling my
bank right now. Good luck Dance Live. Anyway, you should
(09:36):
probably call your friend Mark too, because he's the one
that set you over for this phone prank. This is
actually Jebil from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend Mark set you up. Finally,
am I told you I was going to get you back?
Is this real life? It's not Real Live Dance Live,
The Jewil Show on demand. Come to the JNN the
(09:58):
Jebil News Network as network where credibility isn't mandatory. For Monday,
October twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and for your
lead story of the day in the j and N,
McDonald's has announced that they're getting into the adult toy industry.
You'll find out how in just a second. I'm Alex
Fresh and Elon Musk just told a story about something
that happened during his childhood. It's absolutely nuts and you'll
(10:20):
want to stick around for it, so don't go anywhere. Hey,
it's Bennett's. If you have a business called Simplicity Cares,
you probably shouldn't be scamming everyone involved. Okay, I'll spill
them my story back to you, Jubel. Thank you very much, Bennett.
And as I mentioned at the beginning of the Jane
and the Jewel News Network, where when something happens in
the world, we report on it. Fourth McDonald says announced
that they're getting into the adult toy industry. McDonald's is
(10:42):
starting to sell happy meals for adults starting today. And no,
it's not that kind of toy, but it does come
with a toy. There are two versions of the adult
Happy Meal, one with a big macfries and a drink,
and the other one comes with McNuggets. So basically they're
just like the kid's version, but probably a little bit
more food. Yeah, like a combo meal, but they put
it in a happy meal package. What the heck? And
(11:04):
they did partner with a toy company, so you get
toys in your adult Happy Meal. They partnered with a
fashion brand called Cactus Plant Flea Market, and you get
one of four figurines of the Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie, and
a weird new one named Cactus Buddy. Cactus Buddy does
sound like an adult toy, kind of doesn't. Actually, you'll
(11:28):
get a beautiful succulent when you're adult Happy Meal from McDonald's.
I'll take a large. This is the J and N,
the Jewel News Network where the reporters are real and
the facts most of the time. Now for our next doory,
let's send it to Alex Fresh. I'm on location in
South Africa where Elon Musk just came out and told
(11:48):
a story about something that had happened when he was
a young child. I guess when they lived in South Africa.
There was like seven intruders that came into his house
and his dad apparently is like a professional. He won
the South Africa in National Defense Forces shooting championship. Oh wow,
he's like a marksman. And there were seven people who
came into the house. Three of them he killed and
(12:08):
four of them ran away. Wow. And the story said
that he's already shooting at him. And then he went
to his room and got a three fifty seven and
it was a threety seven. But they had those hollow
point bullets in him, so like shrapnel hit a chest
of the other one. So like one bullet hit went
through ahead and then a shrapnel like hit the other
chest of the other guy and they both died. And
then the other five started running and then he shot
(12:30):
one guy that was running way. Oh and he got
acquitted because it was for self defense. Elon Musk's dad
is really Liam Neeson, that is, but no, no, yeah,
but it was a crazy story. Yeah, that's nuts. Elon
Musk's dad was in the news a little while ago
because it didn't he like get his stepep out of
pregnant twice. Oh my god, he got a step out
(12:51):
of pregnant. Yeah he did that. Guy cannot shoot a blank,
that's for sure. This is the jubil His network where
some of our news stories are blank and some of
them will get you pregnec story. Listening on over to
Ben Hey, it's been it and I'm in Atlanta where
a couple has been accused of scamming unemployment. So during
(13:12):
the pandemic, Shanda Danielle and Wayne Lowe Junior, they created
a fake employer and they named it Simplicity Cares. Apparently
they don't because they use a handful of stolen identities
that they claimed work at their fake business, Simplicity Cares,
and they claimed over two million dollars in unemployment fees. Wo.
So it was just a regular business and they stole
(13:32):
money from unemployment. It wasn't a regular business. It was
a completely fake business that they create business and they
hired a bunch of fake identities that they stole. Okay,
So they just had like a company that they created,
which is very easy to do, and then they were
able to defraud the government for two million dollars exactly
home fake employees. I have a business and I don't
do stand up comedy anymore and it was for my
(13:54):
stand up comedy. So there's no money running through that
business anymore. Right, Yes, I've got an idea for how
to make some money on it. Now we all employee, Yeah,
I'll split it with you. Yes. So yeah, this couple,
they're being charged by conspiracy, email fraud, fraud, aggravated identity theft,
and conspiracy for money laundering. Wow. At this point, I
(14:16):
rarely think that unemployment should be unemployed because they literally
gave everybody a bunch of money and years later they
were like, y'alli scammers. Why people think there's been able
to get away with stealing a bunch of money. I
don't know, but I'd like to figure it out. That
was the J and N the Jewil News Network. Some
of the facts, none of the time. Remember, you can
follow the show on social media at the Jewil Show
follow all of us individually. I met Jewel Fresh, I'm
(14:38):
at Bennett No The Jewil Show on demand first day
follow up, finme for your first date follow up. And
Zane is on the phone today he met a girl
named Ella at a rooftop birthday party. But now he's
not getting a callback and he has no idea why.
Zane thank you for your email. Before we get into
the date and why you think she might be ghosting you.
How long has it been since you met Ella. It's
(15:00):
been about a week or so. A week or so, okay,
And how many times have you tried to reach out
to Ella in that week or so? A few times,
you know, like texting, calling, Facebook? All right, so more
than five times? Or less than five times? Uh, less
than five. I don't want to. I don't want to
seem like a stalker, you know. Yeah, good, good, that's
(15:21):
a good amount. Okay, So tell us a little bit
about Ella and your date. Well, um, you know, we
it was kind of interesting how we met. We met
at a rooftop party, you know, like some friends and
I were coming in. We were kind of dressed up.
That's funny and all that, and uh uh, you were
dressing funny, but you didn't like your outfit. No, no, no, no, no,
that it's just I mean, on purpose weird girls funny
(15:43):
you know. Oh okay? And why because you know, we
were all at a pub crawl and it was it
was seemed it was like denim, all denim kind of thing.
So okay, So you were in all denim, so was
it like a Canadian tuxedo themed pub crawl, because I've
been one of those. Everything you wear is dinnim exactly. Okay,
all right, So you went from the pup crawl to
(16:04):
the rooftop party and that's where you met Ella, that's right.
And we locked eyes and I mean we're you know,
definitely flirting it into each other with ftel and I
asked her if she might want to go to a
brush from me the next morning, and she said yes,
And I was pumped. That's exciting, you know, And I was.
I was super excited, you know. And so the next
day I got there a little early and uh, oh man,
(16:26):
well she walked in. I almost my parents because she
was so beautiful. I see. Yeah, you looked up and
you're like wow, and she moved in slow motion and
then you almost messed yourself. Oh wow. Happens to me daily.
I mean, that's what I say to Alex Alex and
Armor if you don't actually I tell her all the
times she moves in slow motion, and a lot of
times it does make me want to do that to
my pants. So I get that feeling. She felt the
(16:49):
same about you, I think, so, I mean, I hope. So,
I mean, although I don't know if I've ever made
a girl the parts because I looked so good. But
you know, why do you think she's not called calling
you back? You know, I really don't know, I've I
honestly have no idea. I thought it went really well. Um,
I'll be honest, though, I actually kind of did end
(17:11):
up talking about my ex and I'm wondering you if
that might have done it. Oh, okay, that is Oh yeah,
you don't talk about tracks on first date. You know,
I didn't really want to, but please or not my
X ended up being at the same restaurant. I'm like,
oh no, no, that's my ex. Yeah, yeah, you know,
and I was like, oh man, and I actually pointed
(17:33):
her out right, um, and I just I don't know
what I mean. I just started talking about her like
two minutes and just tearing her apart. And then I thought,
I said, I stopped myself. Oh no, you know that
that probably wasn't a good idea. And I'm its my relied.
She's not calling my back? Yeah yeah, not only are
you talking about your ex, but like that kind of
(17:55):
is a reflection of you too. So, yeah, you were
talking about her, but actually your date, she's probably like
judging you because exactly, and you know, I wouldn't have
said anything, but you know, she was there and uh,
I don't know. Yeah it was it was not a
good okay coincidence. I mean that definitely could be the
reason you're not getting a call back. Not necessarily the
(18:15):
best look. I think a good look would probably be
if you saw your acting like, holy craft, that's my
ex over there, and then pretty much leave it at
that and then have just a normal date with the
woman you're out with. It probably looks like, oh, that's cool,
he's completely over. If you spend a bunch of time
talking about her, might look like it's still hung up
on your ex's good plaint Well maybe just not even
like knowledge that she's there, right, No, not saying anything
at all? Yeah, that was That would be tough. Right,
(18:39):
So she hasn't talked to you at all since your date,
that's right, and you know, called text so a few
times just radio silence. How did everything end? Did she
seem cool at the end of the date. Yeah, she
seemed fine. You know, she gave me a hug and said,
you know, I'll hope to see you again and you know,
text me later kind of thing. Okay, I mean, she
made the offer for you to text her and she's
(19:00):
been ghosting you. All right, Well, we'll see if we
can figure it out. We'll play a song, come back,
and then call her and ask her why and try
to get you another date in your first date follow
up r after this? Okay, okay, great, thank you. I'm
more nervous, but thank you. They're doing next by in
the middle of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Zane is on the phone and Zane
went out with a woman named Ella. He met her
at a friend's rooftop party. He thought she was gorgeous,
(19:22):
so they started flirting. Then he asked her to brunch
the next morning. She said yes, and holy crap, he
was happy about that. He skipped out of the party
and went home and didn't even sleep a wink that night.
He spent the whole night brushing his hair in the mirror,
waiting for the next morning. I don't know if he
did that or not, but that's what it sounds like
to me, because he was obviously really a hint to Ella,
and so they did meet up for brunch. Zane said,
the date went great, he really liked her a lot,
(19:43):
and the only reason he can think that he's getting
ghosted by Ella is because his ex was actually at
the same restaurant when they were eating brunch. He noticed it, obviously.
That freaked him out, he said. He pointed it out
to his date, and then Zane says he realized about
two minutes later that he had just spent the last
two minutes talking crap about X and that probably wasn't
a good look. And it might be the reason that
she's not calling him back, because it's been about two
(20:04):
weeks and he has not heard from her at all.
He's reached out to her a couple of times and
has gotten nothing back. Zane, are you ready for us
to call her and see if that is the reason
that she's not calling you back? Oh? Yeah, I think
I'm ready. All right, thank you? Yeah, here we go.
All right, let's do this. Hello him, speak to Ella? Please?
(20:30):
This is she? Hey Ella, how are you? This is
the jew Bill Show. It's a radio show. My name
is jew Bil, my name is Alex, my name is Bennett.
I'm good, great, what do you going on today? Are
you busy? Right now? Can we talk to you for
a few minutes happening. I'm at work, but I really
want to see where it's going. Great. So hey, I
(20:52):
don't know how much you listen to the show, but
we do a segment on the show called the First
State follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and end up ghosting that they
can they email us to get you on the phone
and ask why. And we got an email about you
from a guy that you went on a date with
and you've been ghosting okay, and he wants to know why.
(21:12):
Oh gosh, is it is it Wayne, Dwayne Dane Zane?
Is it Zane Zane? Yes, it is Zane. I don't
know if you've been out with the Wayne or a
Vane or Elane or a Dane, but it's Zane. Zane
is the guy that you're not calling back. He emailed
us because he said he really liked you meeting, like
(21:33):
running each other at the party and like we really
connected and like had the whole eye locking thing where
you're like, oh, you know um, And then brunch was
great until it wasn't great anymore. What happened at brunch? Well,
I don't know what he told you, because I've heard
these things, and guys leave stuff out all the time. Yeah, yeah,
(21:53):
they do. They definitely do. I'll tell you what he
told us. So he said that you guys went to brunch.
He actually said, and this is his words, not mine,
he said he got there early when you showed up,
he looked over and saw you and thought you looked
so beautiful that he almost his pants. That's what he said.
So that's a compliment. And then he said that conversation
and stuff was good. He really liked you a lot.
But his ex girlfriend actually happened to be at the restaurant,
(22:15):
and he pointed that out. And then he said that
he realized that he had talked for like two or
three minutes about how terrible she was, and then like
stopped himself because he realized that was probably awkward for you,
and that's the only thing he can think of that
might be a reason you're not calling him back. Okay,
So yeah, all that happened, and that really wasn't what
made the date so weird. It was that after he
(22:37):
got he stopped talking about her. He went to the
bathroom and came back and like took a while, and
he looked like he had been like crying heavily, and
so yeah, to me, it's like, okay, dude, it's still
into his ex awkward. Wait, So you think he went
into the bathroom to cry? I don't know, Like he
went to the bathroom and I'm right after the conversation
and after seeing her, and then came back with like
(23:00):
really watery red eyes and like sniffily, and so, I
mean it looked like crying to me. And it happened
at the same time of all the girl's ex girlfriend's drama.
Oh okay, baggage, Yeah, lots of baggage. So you think
he went to he was in the bathroom crying after
he saw his girlfriend, like the jit. Yeah. Like, I
(23:21):
don't know what else to think other than like, you're fine,
we have the conversation, you see the egg, you get
all worked up about it and talk some shit, and
then you go to the bathroom and come back really
red faced, red eyes and sniffily. Did you ask him
about it? Like? Did you ask it? Are you okay?
I did? I was like, are you good? And he
said yeah? And I was like, are you sure everything's
(23:43):
cool with her being here? Because I mean, I didn't
know what, and he was really short then, like you
wouldn't talk about it anymore at all, which was also
weird because he just ranted about her for like two
or three minutes and now he won't talk about her
at all. So I just assumed he got like an
emotional roller coaster and that really over hurt. Right, Yeah,
That's definitely why I didn't call him back or respond
(24:04):
any text or anything, because if you're crying over an
ex in the bathroom, I don't think you're ready to
be dating. And definitely didn't have the same connection I
did with him, and I wasn't about to follow up
with that, yeah right right, Okay, maybe he was in
the bathroom pooping because he's at Sometimes it can hurt
and you cry, yeah, allergy, and you're so beautiful that
it was like a really big one, and maybe that's it.
(24:27):
We should ask him. Let's ask him that, because he's
actually on the phone listening, and what's to talk to
you is, Oh, I forgot y'all? Do that? People always
forget that too, Zane? Are you still there? Right? Hey? Zane?
Sorry to set you up like this, but you know,
I just had to know, you know, Yeah, well awkward,
I think is notkward at all. So that's why you
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want to hold me back because you thought I was
going to pass him to cry about my ex from Yeah, like,
it just took such a weird turn. And I tried
to ask you if you're okay, and it just got
shut down. Yeah. I totally caught that, Okay, I understand.
I just you know, I was not crying. I was
just super tired and I was sneezing. I had an
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allergy attack. And then it's just super weird that you
were fine before the ex conversation, before you saw her,
and then all the you're pissed off that she's there,
and then you go to the bathroom and you come
back all blocky, like that's weird, okay. And I also
appeared because I was hung over. That's really what it is.
Sounds like it was a pub crawl the night before,
(25:31):
I remember. Okay. I can believe that part because you
were you were throwing them back and pretty wasted the
night before. But I don't believe the allergies at all. Okay, Okay,
it was mostly the throw off, Okay, but I was
definitely throwing up because of alcohol and not because of
my ex. I don't you know, I don't care enough
(25:53):
about her to throw up over her. Okay, So I
do believe that part because you were very adamant that
you did not care for her. Yeah you know, I
mean I don't care enough about her to throw ump
over her, you know. And like I told these guys,
oh yeah, you know that, I mean when I saw
you eball almost my parents over you. Okay, I would
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never have done that over my head. That might be
one of the sweetest things anybody has ever said in
a first date follow up, I love Would you like
to go on another date with Zane? We'll pay for it.
I think that we should not do brunch after a
prep carl at a rooftop party, but I think we
could try, so Zane, that isn't Yes, I will go
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back out with you. That's great. Oh, thank well, now
I've got a change. My parents. I did it, you
know the Pants show, you know, just like I thought
I did, you know, Okay, I was just making a joke,
you know that. I was so happy that my parents,
But I don't really my times My parents are fine. Well, great,
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congratulate the Jewels Show on demand, Jewils, dirty Little secret. Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you text
it in at four one oh six one that you
have a dirty little secret to tell us. So we're
(27:21):
calling you back to ask you what your dirty little
secret is? High good money money dude, what's up? Can
you tell us your secret now? Or well? Then hopefully
you still want to tell your secret and like we
didn't call your bluff, like you don't want to actually
tell us now? Oh I don't, but I have to do? Yes,
you do. What's your dirty little secret? Can you tell
us right now? H? Yeah? My dirty little secret? Is
(27:44):
it like cheese? After all my friends break up with
their axes or whatever, I will just be like nine
times out of channel, I'll overk up with the rex
Ooh okay, so you yeah, So if you have to
put it in a sports analogy, like you're not a
scorer when it comes to offense, but you stay there
(28:04):
to clean up the rebounds all the time. No, No,
I'm like a head coach who's who's just trying to
boost their morale. So how do you do it? Then? Well,
like you know, you get close to them when you're
oh man, the strings feel terrible, but you know you
get close to them when your friends of dating them,
and then when they break up, you know you have
(28:26):
their number or whatever, you like kind of know what's up,
and you just check in like, hey, how are you feeling?
Ounity at the dirty little secret and a clean one? Yeah?
For sure. Have your friends ever do they know that
you do this? Have you ever gotten like as a friend,
ever gotten mad at you for doing it? Well? I
have one friend we'll call him M. And one time
(28:48):
M he got really suspicious that he almost found out.
But eventually he was like, hey, man, I'm just being paranoid.
You'd never do something like that to me. I'm sorry,
And you're like, what are you talking about? I did
it three times yesterday. Friends, Well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret? Yeah, thank you? All right,
let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Oh? Hey,
(29:12):
good morning y'all? Yeah, good morning. So you have a
dirty little secret to tell us. We didn't catch you
at a bad time to Yeah, not the best time,
but I guess I can still tell you right now. Okay,
So yeah, basically I secretly judge people who smoke marijuana.
You secretly judge people who smoke marijuana? Well, I'm not
(29:34):
secretly judging you. What what does that mean? I just
it's just something that I kind of grew up with,
Like my dad was really kind of hardline against it,
and I guess they kind of sunk into me and
it's kind of always been kind of a thing in
the back of my mind. And it is. You know,
I never really met any successful people who you know,
are you know, habitual smokers. They're in a while, but
(29:57):
not like you know, do you understand little aodit? Wow? Well,
do you understand how ignorant you sound right now? Yeah?
It's been it. Times have changed a lot, and you'd
be surprised how many successful people do, but they just
don't do it openly. Also, you've clearly never met Snoop Dogg. Hello.
I mean, I guess it just depends on what your
(30:18):
definition of successful is. I guess, but you know it's true,
and yeah, that is very true. I think I'm pretty successful.
I'm just saying, well, you know, I mean, do you
think you're successful? I guess that's great. But you know,
like it so safe tisting that you've never smoked? What
so you've never tried it? No? No, not until you
(30:38):
try it? It sounds like you can think you might. Actually, yeah,
it's I don't know. It just doesn't seem, you know,
like it would be fun to me. I mean the
only thing I really tried is cocaine, and I thought
that was okay. You know, But so you won't smaller,
you silently judge people who use cannabis or marijuana or
(31:00):
whatever you want to call it. But you have tried
that before, Yeah, chemicals. Yeah, I mean I didn't like it,
it's all I kept doing it. But that's the one
thing I've tried. You skipped the gateway. They called marijuana
a gateway. You skipped the gate and went straight to
like the main bedroom. Yeah, I mean it sounds crazy. Yeah,
(31:24):
that's my dirty little secret, all right, right, the Jewel
Show on demand. Dogs and cats are learning to speak English.
It's the Jewel Show. And that's actually a real thing.
Soon your pets might be able to speak and I'll
tell you how they might be able to speak in
just a second. Also, there are some people who are
very upset at the possibility of animals speaking to humans,
(31:46):
and the reason they're upset is crazy. I said a
second ago that dogs and cats are learning to speak English.
To be fair, that's probably not accurate because I'm sure
dogs and cats will speak all kinds of languages. Like
you can't expect the German shepherd to speak English as
its first language. I feel like it's definitely an ESL
student right there. But soon a German shepherd might be
(32:07):
able to speak English with a German accent. That would
be pretty sweet, right you take your German shepherd on
a walk and just like, oh, we already did a
lot of walks and okay, or you get home and
they're just staring at you and you will walk me
now right now? I cannot wait to each nitsula when
we get home. That's what your German shepherd would say
(32:30):
to you if they could speak. But this is a
legit thing though. A new scientific research study has identified
the language processing section of dogs and cats brains, and
the team of scientists estimates that they could implant a
chip and some kind of voice technology into your pets
and it would give them the ability to comprehend what
you're saying and be able to respond to you in
your language. Actually talking to your pets. A lot of
(32:51):
people are really excited because who wouldn't want to talk
to their dog for a little while. Right, if you
got nobody else to talk to and you're sitting on
the couch watching a show, might be cool to look
over your dog and be like, hey, this is really funny.
That was a funny joke. Right, and your dog gets
the joke, that'd be cool. But a lot of people
are upset. There's one section of society that's protesting it
and they want it stopped. It's not because they think
it's inhumane or they think that dogs should just speak
(33:13):
dog and cats should speak cat, and that's the way
it is. They're upset because they're worried about what will
happen if dogs and cats can actually speak. And the
reasons that they're upset are ridiculous. They've listed three top
complaints and top concerns and the top three reasons why
they want this study shut down. Number one, they think
that dogs would gossip and reveal all of our secrets
(33:36):
and they would just be and spill the tea that like,
I mean, if my dog was to speak today, he's
gonna say a lot of things that like I don't
want anyone to know you feel like anybody it's gonna
be so judgment they're on board with that, then Bennett,
you're on board with me, like study dogs. I don't
want my dog to tell all of my secrets. My
dog has seen me do way too many things, way
(33:58):
too much. It's been a dog that could talk. The
dog would probably say, like, why is this fool always
talking about being broken? Not buying me? Dogs would he's
got new shoes. Everybody, I'm gonna eat because he's not
that broke. The number two fear that this group that's
protesting this new research study that came out that said
they might be able to give dogs and cats the
(34:19):
ability to speak, actually speak real words to you and
comprehend what you're saying to them, they're protesting it because
they fear what dogs might say if they can talk
dogs and cats. And the number two complaint that they
have the reason why they want this research study shut
down is they fear that dogs would never stop talking.
That's a legit concern cats. You probably couldn't get them
to say a word to you, like, come on, man,
(34:40):
talk to me. It's like, no, a cat, you're a
humans is weird. But dogs would literally probably talk your
ear off. They'd be worse than a three year old.
You know, Hey, what are you doing? I'm glad you're home.
What are we gonna do? Now? We're gonna have fun?
Can I help you? Like? Can I eat something? You know?
This is the real crazy part, though, This group that
wants to shut down this study where they're trying to
(35:00):
make dogs and cats and your pets actually talk. They
want to shut it down because they fear that dogs
wouldn't be pc It's producer Brad. I feel like, maybe
it's not the Karens who want to shut this down
now that you've said that, because if dogs are running around,
and you're right, I think cats aren't gonna say anything never.
They're just gonna be judgmental and the same thing they
(35:20):
do now. Cats would probably if they could speak, they
would be more just like a teenager. They wouldn't talk,
but you'd be like, how would you did? They just like,
I'm gonna walk off. But I'm thinking it might not
be Karen's because the prospect of dogs running around saying
politically incorrect things would give them job security. I feel like,
because they would be able to be like, hey you
can't do that, Hey you can't do that. More to
(35:43):
the things they could hang out at dog parks. Yeah,
and then try to get dogs canceled because they're insensitive.
And if a dog's talking and they're being kind of
a jerk, you always can win an argument with a dog, always,
because you could just be like, whatever, dude, I saw
you lick your own crotch a few minutes ago. He's
not saying I will say, though, Hey, sharky popping in.
(36:04):
I think my cat's racist. Though. Seriously, Yeah, anytime someone
comes over the house ches is that after I went
to your house? Well, you don't want to know what
coning you know before you get canceled because of your
text in formula six one, would you want your pet
to speak to you? Or why wouldn't you want your
pet to speak to you? Sounds more like remember you
(36:25):
can follow us you on social media at the Jewels Show,
follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh that,
I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm at Brad Nolan, I'm at
Sharkey Alonzi, I'm at Vier Mirror zero zero, and your
phone break happens every single hour. I hope, I do
hope they can get dogs to speak soon, because I
would love to have a dog fill in for me
when I'm sick on the show. That would be amazing. Also, yeah,
(36:46):
we would definitely go viral for that, and also we
would make a lot of headlines because you know, you'd
say something offensive and the charts to get mad and
we'll be all over the news. Would it be a pug?
It would because I do kind of look like a pug.
I have pluggish, good looks, so we go a little
pug in here. It would sound like me. The Jebel
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women continue to wear bras? The Jewels Show ask that
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I'm Johnny jingle Pants and it's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,
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dot com raging about today? Well, the question is what's
the most uncomfortable clothing? I asked that a second ago,
and I said, call up if you want to be
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bras and underwear two G string underwear. Okay, Alex, you're
the only one with movies in here that's debatable female
movies that I was gonna say, Yeah, you're the only
one who could wear a bra. I've only heard women
complain about bras. Why. Why is because well, I gave
up bras a few years ago, because I can, and
because I don't have the biggest ones, so I can.
(01:03):
But you know women or whoever who have big ones,
they need to hold them in. I don't know what
that feels like, but I can only imagine. So if
you could throw them over your shoulder, like whatever, the
boulder holder. I mean, you see necessary, I have you
see them? How would they not be able to not
wear a bra? Yeah that's true, okay, but it's still
probably uncomfortable. Probably they're very uncle I can you just
(01:23):
throw some duct tape on them? Taking duct tape off? Oh?
Good point. It's ridiculous Internet questions. Call us up eight
to eight three four three one oh six one, text
us four one o six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question
is what is the most uncomfortable clothing alex I would
have to say high heels. Oh that was gonna be mind. Yeah,
(01:45):
I like don't wear them because they just hurt and
they're not good on the feet. Neither. They're very bad.
They're beautiful, right, but they hurt. I've worn high heels
a lot in my life. Yeah, really a lot. I
mean a fair amount for a dude. For one ill
I's to host a comedy show that was a drag
comedy show, so you'd get up and do comedy like normal,
and then you'd come back out on stage and dragon.
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I always wore high heels for that. That was twice
a month. One was a concert where I had a
joke band and we performed and I sang it it's
raining men. And then I had some giant Alakar from
American idol at the time a long time ago, come
out on stage and performing Yes, And I had to
be in high heels that whole night. And I can
tell you, high heels beat up the feet and they're
(02:26):
so sore. And I think high heels are great and
they should only be worn if you're on your back
in bed. That's one of my ideals. I'm the best
to be worn. That's been my opinion ever since. Text
in worn six one, call us up eight to eight
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And today's ridiculous Internet question is what is the most
uncomfortable clothing? Dmitri? Hello, Hello, Dmitri. What is the most
(02:49):
uncomfortable clothing? Work pants? Work pants? Oh yeah, I'm a
tall dude. I was fairly wound out uncomfortable because I
worked in New York and sexual Haraser goes both places.
I caught my really, oh well, Dmitri, Dmitri, you didn't
(03:13):
understand what Dmitri said because his phone is kind of muddy.
He said that he's a very tall guy, very gifted.
And one time you caught somebody staring at your downstairs
mix up. That's right. I was at a meeting with
my TEAMO the manager, and oh wow. Well if I
were you, because I would brag about it, because I mean, honestly, like,
that's awesome that you have that problem, I would have
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stood up in the middle of the meeting and then
I would have taken it out and laid it on
the conference. Is that what you wanted to see? I've
seen you staring at it this whole time. I'm finally
gonna complain with HR and leave, So I still would
have showed it off a bit before I left. You
could have just said, hey, it's up here. Yeah, thanks, Dmitri.
Call us up eight to eight three four three one
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ridiculous Internet questions. And the question we're asking today is
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what's the most uncomfortable clothing in't it? I have to say, oh, look,
ties are really really nice, but they're like enter two
from choking you out at the wedding or during an interview.
They're so tight and they're so hard to put on.
I like wearing a tie, but I can never tie
a tie because I don't wear ties that often. Every
single time I go to tie tieh I have to
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go to YouTube and try to figure it out. I
had court a while back, while wasn't a lawsuit. It
wasn't like I got arrested not to go to court,
but I was in a lawsuit, and I thought you
had not much better? No, and I didn't have a tie.
And I realized it the day before court and I
told my lawyers. I was like, hey, can I borrow
a tie from you guys for tomorrow? And they were
like yeah, and I was like, you shouldn't expect a
(04:37):
guy with throw a tattoo to have ties. So for
mom then the barrier tie. But I got there and
my lawyer gave me at the time and he's like, here,
we want to go to the bathroom tight And then
I realized I don't know how to tie this. So
I went back in there and I was like, hey, Charlie,
you tie my tie, and so he tied my tie
and I lost a lawsuit. Nothing. Yeah, we definitely lost that.
Call us up eighty eight three four three one oh
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six one, text in four one oh six one. It's
ridiculous internet questions. And today's question is what's the most
uncomfortable clothing? Victoria? I think course it tops O. They
look so cute. They are super cute. Uncomfortable that's another
thing that I've kind of worn. Two actually, call us
up eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,
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text in four one oh six one. It's ridiculous internet question.
And today's question is what's the most uncomfortable clothing? The
Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jubil phone frame today
Mornings on the twenties, however, and one and two and
keep going. It is once I can have to take
(05:40):
a phone call. Is this ammy? It is? Yeah? Hi, Hello,
I mean not like that. Hi. My name is Vet
and I am one of the assistant dance instructors here
dance school. When you signed up for chata classes with
us last week, how are they going? Oh my god,
I'd be wanting to vito this class wherever. And it's
just been so fun. Oh great, but chat can be
quite to work out where you saw. Yeah, I mean
(06:00):
I was sore for a couple of days after, but
you know it's worth it. Yes, as I always say,
dancing is always worth it. So um, I'm surprised to
hear you say that you liked it. Oh oh, I'd
probably looked serious because I was concentrating on the moves.
But yeah, no, I had an amazing time. Oh yes,
the serious concentrate face. I know it well. So calling
you today because of what happened at the last dance class,
(06:22):
wondering if you're wearing two left shoes too right shoes something,
if you need a right under left shoe can provide it,
because it seemed like you couldn't get it together. No,
I mean maybe I'm just not you know, like that
make your sea legs. We just need to get stronger.
I don't know. I mean I felt so fun. I
(06:43):
didn't think it was too hard. Yeah, okay, so FYI
here dance school. What we try to do is offer
an environment where, um, let's hit me how you see
people who are rhythmically challenged can grow. I think you
got it wrong. I mean a much challenge. I mean, yeah,
what doesn't the challenge make grows happen? Well, yes, challenges do.
(07:05):
Equal grows in the right circumstance. So you plant a
tree in the right place, it will grow. But if
you take a beautiful redwood tree and you plant it
in the desert, it will die and not grow. Some
things cannot grow, is what I'm saying. I mean, there's
an introductory class to beginners. I don't really understand, Like
I'm I don't think I was a word in the class.
(07:26):
You know, some people didn't get it at all. You've
been cut no other way than to rip the bandit off.
You've been cut. It may be a beginner class, but
we still take our dance very serious. Here stands school
and we had a choice between you and Sharisu owned,
which shows Shari Su. Doesn't she that old lady? Okay?
I had hoped it would not go like this. We
do not look to age shame here at a dance studio,
(07:49):
So please don't. I'm not age shaming. I'd so asking
to define who Yeah, so that's who she is? Okay?
What is she? Why she got a problem with me?
And did you see are cutting me from the class.
Un I don't know if Shirley Sue has had a
hip replacement or something. She is a little older, but
she can move those hips like somebody half her age.
On the Dance Life, people get cut from classes. We
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do not like to call it cut, so we prefer
to call it outroll. So you're being outrolled from the
beginner but class, How could you cut me from a
class I am paying for. It's a beginner's class. I
find it look fun. Am I getting a refund? No
refunds Dance Life anyway, You are not being canceled. We
are going to move you to a different class, more
real speed. Okay, but I don't see only time I
(08:31):
can do class we move it too, is at the
same time wound. As I said, it will be more
your speed. You will enjoy it more wound exciting. You
will be the only adult in the six year old
dance class. Hello Amy, Hello are you there? I am
not dancing with six year old kids, and I'm never
dancing your studio again, and I want my money back immediately.
(08:52):
On the perfect the six year old dance class would
be great for you because you're throwing a town from
like one. No refunds. Okay, you are caring v This
is a completely unethical way of running a business. But
I want to talk to the owner. I want to
talk some a semiale person here, and if not, I'm
going to ruin you. Well, I was already ruined when
I saw you dance the first time. Anyway, the monitor,
I'm the owner both of the vans who suggested I
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call you and tell you this news. If I'm completely unacceptable,
I am not going to stop at this, I'm going
to ruin you. I work in pr I know every
newspaper in this country. I will ruin you about my
my back. How dare you say this to me? And
if you don't think I'm not going to be reporting
any charges from you for fraud or any other charges.
The fraud, I am definitely doing that. I'm calling my
bank right now. Good luck Dance Live. Anyway, you should
(09:36):
probably call your friend Mark too, because he's the one
that set you over for this phone prank. This is
actually Jebil from The Jewels Show doing a phone prank
on you and your friend Mark set you up. Finally,
am I told you I was going to get you back?
Is this real life? It's not Real Live Dance Live,
The Jewil Show on demand. Come to the JNN the
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Jebil News Network as network where credibility isn't mandatory. For Monday,
October twenty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and for your
lead story of the day in the j and N,
McDonald's has announced that they're getting into the adult toy industry.
You'll find out how in just a second. I'm Alex
Fresh and Elon Musk just told a story about something
that happened during his childhood. It's absolutely nuts and you'll
(10:20):
want to stick around for it, so don't go anywhere. Hey,
it's Bennett's. If you have a business called Simplicity Cares,
you probably shouldn't be scamming everyone involved. Okay, I'll spill
them my story back to you, Jubel. Thank you very much, Bennett.
And as I mentioned at the beginning of the Jane
and the Jewel News Network, where when something happens in
the world, we report on it. Fourth McDonald says announced
that they're getting into the adult toy industry. McDonald's is
(10:42):
starting to sell happy meals for adults starting today. And no,
it's not that kind of toy, but it does come
with a toy. There are two versions of the adult
Happy Meal, one with a big macfries and a drink,
and the other one comes with McNuggets. So basically they're
just like the kid's version, but probably a little bit
more food. Yeah, like a combo meal, but they put
it in a happy meal package. What the heck? And
(11:04):
they did partner with a toy company, so you get
toys in your adult Happy Meal. They partnered with a
fashion brand called Cactus Plant Flea Market, and you get
one of four figurines of the Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie, and
a weird new one named Cactus Buddy. Cactus Buddy does
sound like an adult toy, kind of doesn't. Actually, you'll
(11:28):
get a beautiful succulent when you're adult Happy Meal from McDonald's.
I'll take a large. This is the J and N,
the Jewel News Network where the reporters are real and
the facts most of the time. Now for our next doory,
let's send it to Alex Fresh. I'm on location in
South Africa where Elon Musk just came out and told
(11:48):
a story about something that had happened when he was
a young child. I guess when they lived in South Africa.
There was like seven intruders that came into his house
and his dad apparently is like a professional. He won
the South Africa in National Defense Forces shooting championship. Oh wow,
he's like a marksman. And there were seven people who
came into the house. Three of them he killed and
(12:08):
four of them ran away. Wow. And the story said
that he's already shooting at him. And then he went
to his room and got a three fifty seven and
it was a threety seven. But they had those hollow
point bullets in him, so like shrapnel hit a chest
of the other one. So like one bullet hit went
through ahead and then a shrapnel like hit the other
chest of the other guy and they both died. And
then the other five started running and then he shot
(12:30):
one guy that was running way. Oh and he got
acquitted because it was for self defense. Elon Musk's dad
is really Liam Neeson, that is, but no, no, yeah,
but it was a crazy story. Yeah, that's nuts. Elon
Musk's dad was in the news a little while ago
because it didn't he like get his stepep out of
pregnant twice. Oh my god, he got a step out
(12:51):
of pregnant. Yeah he did that. Guy cannot shoot a blank,
that's for sure. This is the jubil His network where
some of our news stories are blank and some of
them will get you pregnec story. Listening on over to
Ben Hey, it's been it and I'm in Atlanta where
a couple has been accused of scamming unemployment. So during
(13:12):
the pandemic, Shanda Danielle and Wayne Lowe Junior, they created
a fake employer and they named it Simplicity Cares. Apparently
they don't because they use a handful of stolen identities
that they claimed work at their fake business, Simplicity Cares,
and they claimed over two million dollars in unemployment fees. Wo.
So it was just a regular business and they stole
(13:32):
money from unemployment. It wasn't a regular business. It was
a completely fake business that they create business and they
hired a bunch of fake identities that they stole. Okay,
So they just had like a company that they created,
which is very easy to do, and then they were
able to defraud the government for two million dollars exactly
home fake employees. I have a business and I don't
do stand up comedy anymore and it was for my
(13:54):
stand up comedy. So there's no money running through that
business anymore. Right, Yes, I've got an idea for how
to make some money on it. Now we all employee, Yeah,
I'll split it with you. Yes. So yeah, this couple,
they're being charged by conspiracy, email fraud, fraud, aggravated identity theft,
and conspiracy for money laundering. Wow. At this point, I
(14:16):
rarely think that unemployment should be unemployed because they literally
gave everybody a bunch of money and years later they
were like, y'alli scammers. Why people think there's been able
to get away with stealing a bunch of money. I
don't know, but I'd like to figure it out. That
was the J and N the Jewil News Network. Some
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follow the show on social media at the Jewil Show
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at Bennett No The Jewil Show on demand first day
follow up, finme for your first date follow up. And
Zane is on the phone today he met a girl
named Ella at a rooftop birthday party. But now he's
not getting a callback and he has no idea why.
Zane thank you for your email. Before we get into
the date and why you think she might be ghosting you.
How long has it been since you met Ella. It's
(15:00):
been about a week or so. A week or so, okay,
And how many times have you tried to reach out
to Ella in that week or so? A few times,
you know, like texting, calling, Facebook? All right, so more
than five times? Or less than five times? Uh, less
than five. I don't want to. I don't want to
seem like a stalker, you know. Yeah, good, good, that's
(15:21):
a good amount. Okay, So tell us a little bit
about Ella and your date. Well, um, you know, we
it was kind of interesting how we met. We met
at a rooftop party, you know, like some friends and
I were coming in. We were kind of dressed up.
That's funny and all that, and uh uh, you were
dressing funny, but you didn't like your outfit. No, no, no, no, no,
that it's just I mean, on purpose weird girls funny
(15:43):
you know. Oh okay? And why because you know, we
were all at a pub crawl and it was it
was seemed it was like denim, all denim kind of thing.
So okay, So you were in all denim, so was
it like a Canadian tuxedo themed pub crawl, because I've
been one of those. Everything you wear is dinnim exactly. Okay,
all right, So you went from the pup crawl to
(16:04):
the rooftop party and that's where you met Ella, that's right.
And we locked eyes and I mean we're you know,
definitely flirting it into each other with ftel and I
asked her if she might want to go to a
brush from me the next morning, and she said yes,
And I was pumped. That's exciting, you know, And I was.
I was super excited, you know. And so the next
day I got there a little early and uh, oh man,
(16:26):
well she walked in. I almost my parents because she
was so beautiful. I see. Yeah, you looked up and
you're like wow, and she moved in slow motion and
then you almost messed yourself. Oh wow. Happens to me daily.
I mean, that's what I say to Alex Alex and
Armor if you don't actually I tell her all the
times she moves in slow motion, and a lot of
times it does make me want to do that to
my pants. So I get that feeling. She felt the
(16:49):
same about you, I think, so, I mean, I hope. So,
I mean, although I don't know if I've ever made
a girl the parts because I looked so good. But
you know, why do you think she's not called calling
you back? You know, I really don't know, I've I
honestly have no idea. I thought it went really well. Um,
I'll be honest, though, I actually kind of did end
(17:11):
up talking about my ex and I'm wondering you if
that might have done it. Oh, okay, that is Oh yeah,
you don't talk about tracks on first date. You know,
I didn't really want to, but please or not my
X ended up being at the same restaurant. I'm like,
oh no, no, that's my ex. Yeah, yeah, you know,
and I was like, oh man, and I actually pointed
(17:33):
her out right, um, and I just I don't know
what I mean. I just started talking about her like
two minutes and just tearing her apart. And then I thought,
I said, I stopped myself. Oh no, you know that
that probably wasn't a good idea. And I'm its my relied.
She's not calling my back? Yeah yeah, not only are
you talking about your ex, but like that kind of
(17:55):
is a reflection of you too. So, yeah, you were
talking about her, but actually your date, she's probably like
judging you because exactly, and you know, I wouldn't have
said anything, but you know, she was there and uh,
I don't know. Yeah it was it was not a
good okay coincidence. I mean that definitely could be the
reason you're not getting a call back. Not necessarily the
(18:15):
best look. I think a good look would probably be
if you saw your acting like, holy craft, that's my
ex over there, and then pretty much leave it at
that and then have just a normal date with the
woman you're out with. It probably looks like, oh, that's cool,
he's completely over. If you spend a bunch of time
talking about her, might look like it's still hung up
on your ex's good plaint Well maybe just not even
like knowledge that she's there, right, No, not saying anything
at all? Yeah, that was That would be tough. Right,
(18:39):
So she hasn't talked to you at all since your date,
that's right, and you know, called text so a few
times just radio silence. How did everything end? Did she
seem cool at the end of the date. Yeah, she
seemed fine. You know, she gave me a hug and said,
you know, I'll hope to see you again and you know,
text me later kind of thing. Okay, I mean, she
made the offer for you to text her and she's
(19:00):
been ghosting you. All right, Well, we'll see if we
can figure it out. We'll play a song, come back,
and then call her and ask her why and try
to get you another date in your first date follow
up r after this? Okay, okay, great, thank you. I'm
more nervous, but thank you. They're doing next by in
the middle of your first date follow up if you're
just joining us. Zane is on the phone and Zane
went out with a woman named Ella. He met her
at a friend's rooftop party. He thought she was gorgeous,
(19:22):
so they started flirting. Then he asked her to brunch
the next morning. She said yes, and holy crap, he
was happy about that. He skipped out of the party
and went home and didn't even sleep a wink that night.
He spent the whole night brushing his hair in the mirror,
waiting for the next morning. I don't know if he
did that or not, but that's what it sounds like
to me, because he was obviously really a hint to Ella,
and so they did meet up for brunch. Zane said,
the date went great, he really liked her a lot,
(19:43):
and the only reason he can think that he's getting
ghosted by Ella is because his ex was actually at
the same restaurant when they were eating brunch. He noticed it, obviously.
That freaked him out, he said. He pointed it out
to his date, and then Zane says he realized about
two minutes later that he had just spent the last
two minutes talking crap about X and that probably wasn't
a good look. And it might be the reason that
she's not calling him back, because it's been about two
(20:04):
weeks and he has not heard from her at all.
He's reached out to her a couple of times and
has gotten nothing back. Zane, are you ready for us
to call her and see if that is the reason
that she's not calling you back? Oh? Yeah, I think
I'm ready. All right, thank you? Yeah, here we go.
All right, let's do this. Hello him, speak to Ella? Please?
(20:30):
This is she? Hey Ella, how are you? This is
the jew Bill Show. It's a radio show. My name
is jew Bil, my name is Alex, my name is Bennett.
I'm good, great, what do you going on today? Are
you busy? Right now? Can we talk to you for
a few minutes happening. I'm at work, but I really
want to see where it's going. Great. So hey, I
(20:52):
don't know how much you listen to the show, but
we do a segment on the show called the First
State follow Up. That's where if you go out on
a date with somebody and end up ghosting that they
can they email us to get you on the phone
and ask why. And we got an email about you
from a guy that you went on a date with
and you've been ghosting okay, and he wants to know why.
(21:12):
Oh gosh, is it is it Wayne, Dwayne Dane Zane?
Is it Zane Zane? Yes, it is Zane. I don't
know if you've been out with the Wayne or a
Vane or Elane or a Dane, but it's Zane. Zane
is the guy that you're not calling back. He emailed
us because he said he really liked you meeting, like
(21:33):
running each other at the party and like we really
connected and like had the whole eye locking thing where
you're like, oh, you know um, And then brunch was
great until it wasn't great anymore. What happened at brunch? Well,
I don't know what he told you, because I've heard
these things, and guys leave stuff out all the time. Yeah, yeah,
(21:53):
they do. They definitely do. I'll tell you what he
told us. So he said that you guys went to brunch.
He actually said, and this is his words, not mine,
he said he got there early when you showed up,
he looked over and saw you and thought you looked
so beautiful that he almost his pants. That's what he said.
So that's a compliment. And then he said that conversation
and stuff was good. He really liked you a lot.
But his ex girlfriend actually happened to be at the restaurant,
(22:15):
and he pointed that out. And then he said that
he realized that he had talked for like two or
three minutes about how terrible she was, and then like
stopped himself because he realized that was probably awkward for you,
and that's the only thing he can think of that
might be a reason you're not calling him back. Okay,
So yeah, all that happened, and that really wasn't what
made the date so weird. It was that after he
(22:37):
got he stopped talking about her. He went to the
bathroom and came back and like took a while, and
he looked like he had been like crying heavily, and
so yeah, to me, it's like, okay, dude, it's still
into his ex awkward. Wait, So you think he went
into the bathroom to cry? I don't know, Like he
went to the bathroom and I'm right after the conversation
and after seeing her, and then came back with like
(23:00):
really watery red eyes and like sniffily, and so, I
mean it looked like crying to me. And it happened
at the same time of all the girl's ex girlfriend's drama.
Oh okay, baggage, Yeah, lots of baggage. So you think
he went to he was in the bathroom crying after
he saw his girlfriend, like the jit. Yeah. Like, I
(23:21):
don't know what else to think other than like, you're fine,
we have the conversation, you see the egg, you get
all worked up about it and talk some shit, and
then you go to the bathroom and come back really
red faced, red eyes and sniffily. Did you ask him
about it? Like? Did you ask it? Are you okay?
I did? I was like, are you good? And he
said yeah? And I was like, are you sure everything's
(23:43):
cool with her being here? Because I mean, I didn't
know what, and he was really short then, like you
wouldn't talk about it anymore at all, which was also
weird because he just ranted about her for like two
or three minutes and now he won't talk about her
at all. So I just assumed he got like an
emotional roller coaster and that really over hurt. Right, Yeah,
That's definitely why I didn't call him back or respond
(24:04):
any text or anything, because if you're crying over an
ex in the bathroom, I don't think you're ready to
be dating. And definitely didn't have the same connection I
did with him, and I wasn't about to follow up
with that, yeah right right, Okay, maybe he was in
the bathroom pooping because he's at Sometimes it can hurt
and you cry, yeah, allergy, and you're so beautiful that
it was like a really big one, and maybe that's it.
(24:27):
We should ask him. Let's ask him that, because he's
actually on the phone listening, and what's to talk to
you is, Oh, I forgot y'all? Do that? People always
forget that too, Zane? Are you still there? Right? Hey? Zane?
Sorry to set you up like this, but you know,
I just had to know, you know, Yeah, well awkward,
I think is notkward at all. So that's why you
(24:48):
want to hold me back because you thought I was
going to pass him to cry about my ex from Yeah, like,
it just took such a weird turn. And I tried
to ask you if you're okay, and it just got
shut down. Yeah. I totally caught that, Okay, I understand.
I just you know, I was not crying. I was
just super tired and I was sneezing. I had an
(25:09):
allergy attack. And then it's just super weird that you
were fine before the ex conversation, before you saw her,
and then all the you're pissed off that she's there,
and then you go to the bathroom and you come
back all blocky, like that's weird, okay. And I also
appeared because I was hung over. That's really what it is.
Sounds like it was a pub crawl the night before,
(25:31):
I remember. Okay. I can believe that part because you
were you were throwing them back and pretty wasted the
night before. But I don't believe the allergies at all. Okay, Okay,
it was mostly the throw off, Okay, but I was
definitely throwing up because of alcohol and not because of
my ex. I don't you know, I don't care enough
(25:53):
about her to throw up over her. Okay, So I
do believe that part because you were very adamant that
you did not care for her. Yeah you know, I
mean I don't care enough about her to throw ump
over her, you know. And like I told these guys,
oh yeah, you know that, I mean when I saw
you eball almost my parents over you. Okay, I would
(26:15):
never have done that over my head. That might be
one of the sweetest things anybody has ever said in
a first date follow up, I love Would you like
to go on another date with Zane? We'll pay for it.
I think that we should not do brunch after a
prep carl at a rooftop party, but I think we
could try, so Zane, that isn't Yes, I will go
(26:35):
back out with you. That's great. Oh, thank well, now
I've got a change. My parents. I did it, you
know the Pants show, you know, just like I thought
I did, you know, Okay, I was just making a joke,
you know that. I was so happy that my parents,
But I don't really my times My parents are fine. Well, great,
(27:00):
congratulate the Jewels Show on demand, Jewils, dirty Little secret. Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewels Show? And you text
it in at four one oh six one that you
have a dirty little secret to tell us. So we're
(27:21):
calling you back to ask you what your dirty little
secret is? High good money money dude, what's up? Can
you tell us your secret now? Or well? Then hopefully
you still want to tell your secret and like we
didn't call your bluff, like you don't want to actually
tell us now? Oh I don't, but I have to do? Yes,
you do. What's your dirty little secret? Can you tell
us right now? H? Yeah? My dirty little secret? Is
(27:44):
it like cheese? After all my friends break up with
their axes or whatever, I will just be like nine
times out of channel, I'll overk up with the rex
Ooh okay, so you yeah, So if you have to
put it in a sports analogy, like you're not a
scorer when it comes to offense, but you stay there
(28:04):
to clean up the rebounds all the time. No, No,
I'm like a head coach who's who's just trying to
boost their morale. So how do you do it? Then? Well,
like you know, you get close to them when you're
oh man, the strings feel terrible, but you know you
get close to them when your friends of dating them,
and then when they break up, you know you have
(28:26):
their number or whatever, you like kind of know what's up,
and you just check in like, hey, how are you feeling?
Ounity at the dirty little secret and a clean one? Yeah?
For sure. Have your friends ever do they know that
you do this? Have you ever gotten like as a friend,
ever gotten mad at you for doing it? Well? I
have one friend we'll call him M. And one time
(28:48):
M he got really suspicious that he almost found out.
But eventually he was like, hey, man, I'm just being paranoid.
You'd never do something like that to me. I'm sorry,
And you're like, what are you talking about? I did
it three times yesterday. Friends, Well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret? Yeah, thank you? All right,
let's get another one. Was your dirty little secret? Oh? Hey,
(29:12):
good morning y'all? Yeah, good morning. So you have a
dirty little secret to tell us. We didn't catch you
at a bad time to Yeah, not the best time,
but I guess I can still tell you right now. Okay,
So yeah, basically I secretly judge people who smoke marijuana.
You secretly judge people who smoke marijuana? Well, I'm not
(29:34):
secretly judging you. What what does that mean? I just
it's just something that I kind of grew up with,
Like my dad was really kind of hardline against it,
and I guess they kind of sunk into me and
it's kind of always been kind of a thing in
the back of my mind. And it is. You know,
I never really met any successful people who you know,
are you know, habitual smokers. They're in a while, but
(29:57):
not like you know, do you understand little aodit? Wow? Well,
do you understand how ignorant you sound right now? Yeah?
It's been it. Times have changed a lot, and you'd
be surprised how many successful people do, but they just
don't do it openly. Also, you've clearly never met Snoop Dogg. Hello.
I mean, I guess it just depends on what your
(30:18):
definition of successful is. I guess, but you know it's true,
and yeah, that is very true. I think I'm pretty successful.
I'm just saying, well, you know, I mean, do you
think you're successful? I guess that's great. But you know,
like it so safe tisting that you've never smoked? What
so you've never tried it? No? No, not until you
(30:38):
try it? It sounds like you can think you might. Actually, yeah,
it's I don't know. It just doesn't seem, you know,
like it would be fun to me. I mean the
only thing I really tried is cocaine, and I thought
that was okay. You know, But so you won't smaller,
you silently judge people who use cannabis or marijuana or
(31:00):
whatever you want to call it. But you have tried
that before, Yeah, chemicals. Yeah, I mean I didn't like it,
it's all I kept doing it. But that's the one
thing I've tried. You skipped the gateway. They called marijuana
a gateway. You skipped the gate and went straight to
like the main bedroom. Yeah, I mean it sounds crazy. Yeah,
(31:24):
that's my dirty little secret, all right, right, the Jewel
Show on demand. Dogs and cats are learning to speak English.
It's the Jewel Show. And that's actually a real thing.
Soon your pets might be able to speak and I'll
tell you how they might be able to speak in
just a second. Also, there are some people who are
very upset at the possibility of animals speaking to humans,
(31:46):
and the reason they're upset is crazy. I said a
second ago that dogs and cats are learning to speak English.
To be fair, that's probably not accurate because I'm sure
dogs and cats will speak all kinds of languages. Like
you can't expect the German shepherd to speak English as
its first language. I feel like it's definitely an ESL
student right there. But soon a German shepherd might be
(32:07):
able to speak English with a German accent. That would
be pretty sweet, right you take your German shepherd on
a walk and just like, oh, we already did a
lot of walks and okay, or you get home and
they're just staring at you and you will walk me
now right now? I cannot wait to each nitsula when
we get home. That's what your German shepherd would say
(32:30):
to you if they could speak. But this is a
legit thing though. A new scientific research study has identified
the language processing section of dogs and cats brains, and
the team of scientists estimates that they could implant a
chip and some kind of voice technology into your pets
and it would give them the ability to comprehend what
you're saying and be able to respond to you in
your language. Actually talking to your pets. A lot of
(32:51):
people are really excited because who wouldn't want to talk
to their dog for a little while. Right, if you
got nobody else to talk to and you're sitting on
the couch watching a show, might be cool to look
over your dog and be like, hey, this is really funny.
That was a funny joke. Right, and your dog gets
the joke, that'd be cool. But a lot of people
are upset. There's one section of society that's protesting it
and they want it stopped. It's not because they think
it's inhumane or they think that dogs should just speak
(33:13):
dog and cats should speak cat, and that's the way
it is. They're upset because they're worried about what will
happen if dogs and cats can actually speak. And the
reasons that they're upset are ridiculous. They've listed three top
complaints and top concerns and the top three reasons why
they want this study shut down. Number one, they think
that dogs would gossip and reveal all of our secrets
(33:36):
and they would just be and spill the tea that like,
I mean, if my dog was to speak today, he's
gonna say a lot of things that like I don't
want anyone to know you feel like anybody it's gonna
be so judgment they're on board with that, then Bennett,
you're on board with me, like study dogs. I don't
want my dog to tell all of my secrets. My
dog has seen me do way too many things, way
(33:58):
too much. It's been a dog that could talk. The
dog would probably say, like, why is this fool always
talking about being broken? Not buying me? Dogs would he's
got new shoes. Everybody, I'm gonna eat because he's not
that broke. The number two fear that this group that's
protesting this new research study that came out that said
they might be able to give dogs and cats the
(34:19):
ability to speak, actually speak real words to you and
comprehend what you're saying to them, they're protesting it because
they fear what dogs might say if they can talk
dogs and cats. And the number two complaint that they
have the reason why they want this research study shut
down is they fear that dogs would never stop talking.
That's a legit concern cats. You probably couldn't get them
to say a word to you, like, come on, man,
(34:40):
talk to me. It's like, no, a cat, you're a
humans is weird. But dogs would literally probably talk your
ear off. They'd be worse than a three year old.
You know, Hey, what are you doing? I'm glad you're home.
What are we gonna do? Now? We're gonna have fun?
Can I help you? Like? Can I eat something? You know?
This is the real crazy part, though, This group that
wants to shut down this study where they're trying to
(35:00):
make dogs and cats and your pets actually talk. They
want to shut it down because they fear that dogs
wouldn't be pc It's producer Brad. I feel like, maybe
it's not the Karens who want to shut this down
now that you've said that, because if dogs are running around,
and you're right, I think cats aren't gonna say anything never.
They're just gonna be judgmental and the same thing they
(35:20):
do now. Cats would probably if they could speak, they
would be more just like a teenager. They wouldn't talk,
but you'd be like, how would you did? They just like,
I'm gonna walk off. But I'm thinking it might not
be Karen's because the prospect of dogs running around saying
politically incorrect things would give them job security. I feel like,
because they would be able to be like, hey you
can't do that, Hey you can't do that. More to
(35:43):
the things they could hang out at dog parks. Yeah,
and then try to get dogs canceled because they're insensitive.
And if a dog's talking and they're being kind of
a jerk, you always can win an argument with a dog, always,
because you could just be like, whatever, dude, I saw
you lick your own crotch a few minutes ago. He's
not saying I will say, though, Hey, sharky popping in.
(36:04):
I think my cat's racist. Though. Seriously, Yeah, anytime someone
comes over the house ches is that after I went
to your house? Well, you don't want to know what
coning you know before you get canceled because of your
text in formula six one, would you want your pet
to speak to you? Or why wouldn't you want your
pet to speak to you? Sounds more like remember you
(36:25):
can follow us you on social media at the Jewels Show,
follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh that,
I'm at Bennett Knows, I'm at Brad Nolan, I'm at
Sharkey Alonzi, I'm at Vier Mirror zero zero, and your
phone break happens every single hour. I hope, I do
hope they can get dogs to speak soon, because I
would love to have a dog fill in for me
when I'm sick on the show. That would be amazing. Also, yeah,
(36:46):
we would definitely go viral for that, and also we
would make a lot of headlines because you know, you'd
say something offensive and the charts to get mad and
we'll be all over the news. Would it be a pug?
It would because I do kind of look like a pug.
I have pluggish, good looks, so we go a little
pug in here. It would sound like me. The Jebel
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