October 26, 2022 • 37 mins
The Jubal Show kicks the day off with what part of their daily routine they would change in this Ridiculous Internet Question, Jubal Fresh is on the phone to be the new grammar police in this Phone Prank, Alex Fresh reports on something that happened to Katy Perry while on stage the other night in this Jubal News Network, there is a listener who is not getting a call back and it might be because he is seeing a relative in this First Date Follow up, there is another listener on the phone who has a Dirty Little Secret that has to do with something she did and doesn't know how to feel about it, and something major is happening with Kanye West!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did you bill show on demand every thing that I've
ever done for fun? One time I was snorkeling with
my family. I must have been like fifteen years old,
and the guy told us that there was a tiger
shark nearby. I mean, it ended up being scared of me,
but I went up close to try to get a
better look. I thought it was gonna I thought I
(00:21):
was gonna bite my hand. Oh no, no, why that
is not fun? Yeah? To me, it was cool though,
ten years top swimming with the sharks. That's so somebody
just called us about at eighty eight three four three
one oh six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It is Ridiculous Internet Questions. Hi, everybody,
I'm Johnny long Bottom and this is the universe's favorite
(00:44):
game show, Ridiculous Internet Questions, where we ask you the
question that everybody's talking about on the dot com today.
And it's almost Halloween. So today's ridicuous Internet question is
that what is the scariest thing that you have done fun?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
(01:05):
six one. And that's the thing that I never understand
that people want to do for fun is swimming with sharks. Yeah.
I don't know why people have so much fun doing
things that could kill them. Yeah, I've sky divon or
doven or doved one time. However you say it. I'm
not a master of the English, but I have gone
skydiving before, and that's a dangerous thing that people do
(01:27):
for fun. And I did not like it one bit.
It was a little too real for me jumping out
of a plane. I like jumped out and then when
the guy stopped it and you're just kind of doing
the like you float down a little bit, and then
they should let you look around and see everything from
real high up when you can pretty much do that
in a plane when you're safe in your seat. Yeah,
He's like, what do you think of the view? And
(01:47):
I was like, yeah, that's great. And he's like, how
was that for you? And I was like, can we
just get down please? I just want to be on
the ground. Call us up right now. Eighty eight three
four three one o six one eighty eight three four
three one oh six one. What is the scariest thing
that you have done for fun? Hey, Liz, Yeah, what's
the scariest thing you've done? For fun. I Leu'd say skydiving. No,
(02:10):
so you say skydiving two? Okay? Yeah. Did you tell
Victoria who screened the phone call something different? I did.
I said child childbirth? Childbirth? So was skydiving more scary
than childbirth for you? I would say no. I would
say it was a little bit more elected. So okay,
(02:32):
what about skydiving while giving birth to a child? Oh? God,
that would be that would be quite messy. Yeah, you
know there would be somebody walking me like is it
raining there? Thank you for your phone call. Call is
three four three one six one eight eight three four
(02:54):
three one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question is
what is the scariest thing that you have done for on? Hey? Casey, Hey, Hey,
what's the most scariest thing that you've ever done for fun?
The most scariest? I think that's also perfect English language. Yes, well,
I have to say this is a reoccurring memory for
me now that I have kids. But it was joy
(03:14):
writing with a bunch of people that I didn't know
and almost getting stranded out in the middle of nowhere.
Maybe at the time it didn't seem so scary, but
looking back, I feel so lucky, like things could have
ended really tragic. How old were before cellphones? I was
probably like twenty. Okay, when you say joy writing, did
(03:36):
you guys steal a car? Well, that's a good question.
I don't know if the car was still or not.
I don't know if I was just people who were
of the best inhagrity, and I felt kind of like
I was freaking out. I thought they were going to
leave you there. That wasn't the case. But I'm glad
(03:58):
they didn't do that. And call us today and tell
us that story. Call us up eight text in four
one six one. What is the most dangerous thing that
you have done for fun? Brittany? Yes, what's the most
dangerous thing you've done for fun? So my friend and
I were having a nightcap and drinking and heavily drinking,
and he was a crane operator, and so he decided
(04:18):
to take me a work to the job site and
show me the crane. So we decided to climb the
tower and made it all the way to the top,
and of course we're hammered, and then all of a
sudden we see police officers at the bottom of We
didn't get arrested, thank god, but I'm highly surprised that
(04:39):
we didn't, because I'm sure that we reached a vodka terribly.
I told the police officer once we got down that
I was claustrophobic and if he can rolled down the
window so that he couldn't smell the alcohol, that's smart.
If I was the cop on, I've been like, well
you were. You're not scared of heights, obviously, and the
inside of that crane probably not that big. I'm leaving
the window rolled up. Also, you're going to jail and
(05:00):
callus upby at eight three four three one, six one,
textand forward to sixth one. What is the scariest thing
that you've done for fun? Did jebil show on demand?
It's another jubile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
(05:20):
this is TSG. I have a scheduled phone call right
now with Faun who might be tutoring my child. Yeah, Hi,
thank you so much for calling h TSG. How are
you doing well? Um? Sorry you said TSG. Yes, TSG
for short, Theodore Sebastian Giles for long and you should
have gotten an email from my assistant to set up
(05:41):
a phone interview with you for the potential of tutoring
my child. Yeah. Sorry, Can you tell me your name
one more time? Yes, I can. TSG is what you
can call me, what most people call me, and what
they call me in the trades. I run a fortune
five hundred companies. I'm very busy, okay, yes, and I'm
looking for a tutor for my youngest. His name is Hamlet. Okay,
(06:03):
William Shakespeare play Hamlet. Yes, very familiar. Okay, Well I
would hope you'd be familiar being a tutor. Yeah right, Well,
let's just get to it. I wanted to go over
a few things with you and see if you might
be a right fit. And hello, hello, hello, Yes, hello, faun.
(06:25):
I'm sorry that I got sidetracked, but I'm going over
some of the research materials that my assistant gave me
to learn about you and what you might be able
to offer my child as far as tutoring goes. And
I see something staring me in the face that I
did not think I would be confronted with today, and
I'm shocked. Okay, what's that? I'm talking about the contents
(06:45):
of your Instagram account? Did I hear you correctly? Are
you you said you're looking at my personal Instagram account. Yes,
I have a link to all of your social media.
I've got a bunch of information about you and your
business being a tutor, because I asked my assistant to
me that information so that I could go over it
on a phone call to find out if you're a
right fit for my youngest hamlet to help him with
(07:06):
his schooling. And I am shocked at what I see
on your Instagram. I don't know what you're seeing, but
maybe you're on the wrong page, because I know there's
nothing bad on my Oh, there's some horrible things on
your Instagram. For example, I'm looking at a post. I'm
looking at a post right now. I'm not sure if
you know this, but the word there has more than
(07:28):
one spelling. Oh, I'm very well aware, okay, and I'm
pretty particular when it comes to grammar. So also, this
is a little in one of your captions. In one
of your captions, I think you meant to spell the
word t I E R there as in theirs or
somebody else's thing or something like that, and you spelled
it t r e as inn over there. Okay, Can
(07:52):
we can we just get passed this part? I mean,
I only have a few minutes here. I don't know
if you wanted to discuss your son, but this doesn't
seem very relevant. Now do some of the blatant grammar
mistakes in your Instagram account? Okay, are you kidding me?
You're wasting my time right now being the grammar polly you. Well,
I don't think I'm wasting your time, am I? You
definitely probably don't have the job as the tutor for
my child, but I don't think I'm wasting your time.
(08:14):
I think you need to be educated in how to
use words like there, and I see another one where
I think the here you're looking for is not done
with an ear h g r e as an over
here And in one of your Instagram captions you spelled
at h a r. Okay, this is absolutely this hard.
I don't appreciate your tone. And to be quite frank,
you're being to me right now. So you're the authority
(08:35):
on grammar? Is that correct? I actually like to think
that I do good at it? Yes, Oh you do
good at it? I do good at it. I do
good at grammar? Yes, I do good obviously obviously much good. Well,
what you do well at it? I was attempting to
(08:56):
tell you that, yes, I do gooder than you in grammar.
I don't know if you hear yours over. Oh, but
you just said do gooder. Yes, I did do better.
I meant to say that I am gooder than you
when it comes to grammar, obviously, and I don't think
you're good enough to tutor my child. They definitely do
not need your tute leage on this. It's toute ledge.
Good luck finding a tutor for your son, because I
(09:16):
don't think it's going to happen because you're an absolute apple.
What did you call me an apple? I called you
an apple a h ollie. Oh and she can spell?
Look at that. That's impressive. You know how to spell that? Okay, well,
don't hang up. I don't hang up because I do
need to let you know. This is actually a prank
phone call. This is actually Jubil from The Jewilshow doing
(09:37):
a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Malcolm set
you up. Hey, babe, it's a prank phone call. Your
boyfriend Malcolm said that you're a tutor and you hate
grammar police, so we wanted me to call you and
me the grammar police. Oh my god, that was so
Frustrating the Jewbil Show on demand. Welcome to the j
and N the Jebil News Network for Wednesday Day, October
(10:01):
twenty twenty twenty two. This is j n N where
there's no good news or bad news. There's really no news.
But I'm Juel Fresh and one man might be going
to prison for twenty five years all because he dialed
the wrong number. Oh gosh. I'll tell you why and
play the audio for you in just a second. Also
on today's JNN, I'm Alex Fresh. Something happened to Katy
Perry on stage a couple days ago, and it had
(10:22):
her fans thinking that she was like suffering some sort
of paralysis. But I'll tell you what I think happened
coming up in my story. Hey, it's been it. You
know what they say, sharing is caring unless what you're
sharing is something you stole, you don't care. How spill
the TMA story. I'm Christian Gray Snow. Not to be
dramatic or anything, but I think my worst nightmare just
came true. No big deal. I'll explain what I'm talking
(10:43):
about in my story. That's coming up in my story.
All right, More on those in just a second. On
Today's Jann before your first story a day. Dialing a
wrong number is usually pretty low stakes, but sometimes it
ends up with the cops knocking at your door and
you possibly going to prison for twenty five years. Oh,
fifty eight year old guy from Cleveland the wrong number
while trying to hire a hit man. Oh my gosh,
(11:05):
here's the audio of that. My fun name is. It's
a five grand hut on howna guil So what are
you doing on who he's with? He was trying to
pay somebody five thousand dollars to off his son, and
he left two voicemails at a business and not the
number of whatever hitman he was trying to call, because
(11:26):
he called the wrong number because he said he was drunk.
Cop showed up and he said that he has had
a fight with his son. He was drunk, and so yes,
he was calling a hit man, but he didn't really
want to pay the five thousand dollars. Either way, he's
in jail and facing a long time in prison because
it Yeah, who has hitman's? Who finds it? What? Where
do you find the hitman's? It's like the deep dark web. Yeah,
(11:47):
you can't google that, I know how did he just
have the wrong number for that? I mean, if you ever,
if you know a hit man, you want to make
sure you have the right number right, And you also
want to make sure that that hit man picks up
the phone and you don't leave a message. Might hear it?
Paper trails? People come on? He having more than just alcohol.
A lot of questions for that story right there? Yourself. Yeah,
(12:09):
if you do something, you want something done right, you
gotta do it yourself, says the Jubal News Network, where
the reporters are real in the facts, they're real iffy. Yeah.
Next story that's sitting over Alex Fresh. She's got a
story about about Katie Perry, who was on stage performing
the other night when fans were concerned that she was
suffering some sort of stroke. Oh gosh, What really I
(12:30):
think was going on was that her mk ultra was
wearing off. If you don't know what m k ultra is,
I don't know. Back in the day, the CIA try
to like take over people's brains and like brainwash them
and like all stuff. Google it. Basically, she was standing
there between songs and then her right eye just closed
and her left eye stayed open. It looks like if
she was a robot glitching weird, weird. Then she like
reached up and just like touched her eye to like
(12:50):
open it back up, and it opened, but then it
like closed right away again shut, like a like a
venus flytrap that's shut. And it was awkward because her
other eye is staying open and then she's blaking with
the other eye, the other eyes and doing anything. It
was one of the weirdest things that I think I've
ever seen, kind of creepy. We'll put the video on
the story at the Jewels Show, so you can see
Katy Perry's eye, Yeah, unless it gets stilly. Did just
(13:13):
go google some of the videos of Katy Perry acting
weird and let me know what you think she's doing.
That's how I am sending it back to you. Is
the J and N the Jewel News Network. It's not
your grandma's news network. Unless your grandma can't read, then
it's probably your grandma's network. All right, For your next story,
let's send it on over to Benning talking about Grandma's
I am in Florida, where a fourteen year old girl
(13:35):
is facing felony charges after stealing thirteen thousand, five hundred
dollars from her grandparents safe and handing out hundreds of
dollars to students at her school for her Why should
not keeping that stuff for that? Yeah? Why is she
stealing from her grandma? Why is she giving it away? Seriously?
What is wrong with her? And did she get in trouble? Yeah,
(13:59):
she got in trouble. The try gonna recover the funds.
They found um like two thousand dollars in her backpack
before she left that day, So obviously she handed out
a lot of money and then seven hundred dollars was
returned by the other students. Good by her friends friends.
She's just like handed it out to everyone in the hallways.
(14:19):
But she could have not gotten in trouble because she's
in the perfect situation to do that. All she had
to do is be like, no, we're learning about robin
hood and this was a school project. Grandma, don't arrest me.
This is the Jay and n the Jewel News Network. Oh,
our news is showing for next story, that's send it
(14:39):
to Christian Gray show. I'm on location in Beverly Hills
where you know what what I'm sad Okay. DMZ obtained
a photo of Kim Kardashian leaving the Polo Lounge following
a three hour dinner with none other than Ivanka Trump.
Come on, Kimberly, a private dinner at home would have worked,
Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just like
all people, you really are. She doesn't care. I care?
(15:01):
I Kimberly, as someone who's out here trying to defend you,
I care. And then I need you to not do that. Really,
I've defended you for far too long. Yeah's disappointing, yes, Like,
and you know better. Just bring her home, bring her
to your house, sneak her in like a hook up
while your kids are upstairs and and out the back door.
Ten minutes and I was still gonna picture of that
and be like, Kim Kardashian is hooking up. Oh yeah,
you heard it here first on the Jay and then
(15:22):
this is live local, late breaking news. Kim Kardashian scene
hooking up with Donald Trump. By the way, Yeah, apparently
they've been going at it for a while. Chris Junior
is riding a season desist as we speaking. I want
to absolutely and Gray Jay's filming the whole thing. It's
really weird, all right, that was the J and N
(15:44):
where you can follow the show on social media out
that you will show follow all of us individually. I'm
at you Weal Fresh, I met Bennett Knows, I'm at
Christian Grace then Jebel Show on demand First date follow up.
Victor is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's not getting a call back from
a girl named Charity that he went on a date with. Sad.
That's not very charitable, is it? Victor? Getting no? No?
(16:07):
You know? So I thought it was gonna be a
good time. I got a girl with a good name.
It's not her name should be Calfer. You should change
it to Calfer. That's also a better joke than I
had a good job, Victor. Yeah, before we get into
your date, and why do you think you're not getting
a call back from Charity? How long has it been
since you went out with Charity. It's been like a
couple of weeks. It's just been like two weeks by
(16:29):
affection or five times nothing. I don't know if five
was too much, but I felt like I spaced out
the messages enough or it wasn't obsessive. All right, cool?
And where did you meet charity. We made a role
we go to the same gym and uh, and then
our gym had like a barbecue where they invited all
the members and you actually went to that. I mean
they packed it like you know, get your protein in,
(16:51):
good approach and good cards, you know, like that was
all about it. I was wondering how you met her
at the gym if you went up to her while
she was working out, because that's dicey territory when you
meet somebody at the gym like that. I've never I've
never outwardly hit on anybody at a gym because I
just feel like women are expecting it. Also, it's kind
of like you get up looking like a d back
sometimes and a lot of times people just want to
work out. Sometimes they don't though, sometimes go full makeup
(17:13):
to the gym and it's like, okay, maybe maybe you
want to meet somebody. But I just feel like I've
seen a lot of women get hit on at the gym,
and usually it's not received very well. And also the
guys are usually like, hey, it was how did you
learn to lift such heavyweight? It's like who taught you that?
You know, how did that happen? Well? I think that's
why the gym, that's why the barbecue was a hit,
you know what I mean, because like it let everyone
(17:34):
like no, like no one's you know, it's not like
everyone at the barbecue was in their headphones, you know
what I mean. No one was like repping their meals.
I didn't have to like interrupt anyone. Um, but like
you kind of like, you know, you know, she was like,
SE's my gym crush. You've always seen it at the gym.
Didn't want to talk to her, but you make eye contact.
That the barbecue was like a great chance. Okay what
I mean? I got her number. We text for a
(17:54):
little bit. A week goes by, you know, she agrees
to the date and it's like I'm you know, um,
there's this one Chinese restaurant. I've been going to it
for years. It's one of my favorite restaurants. It's like
the first part of the date going great, and then
towards the end, she goes to the bathroom and she
comes back and it's like a tolly different person. She's
much more reverved. Like I don't know, if I just
(18:16):
gave her an ick, maybe see i'd like, you know,
maybe she had a bad dumpling. I don't know, maybe
message I don't know from someone that maybe you got
a text message, Like I didn't want to read in
too much into it. I just met her kind of.
I don't want to just like assume something, but it
was definitely a change. Did you ask her she was okay? Yeah?
I asked her if she was okay? I was like,
are your stomach okay? You know what I mean? There's
(18:36):
something instead that I too in my mouth open, you know,
because that can happen. She said she kind of just
like fine, you know, I'm fine. That usually means that
nothing is anything else. To be honest, I'd rather hear
anything else. You know, women pretty well, listen, I've helped
a girlfriend now. Yeah, so she wasn't fine obviously by
(18:59):
that answer. Not fine, not fine. So yeah, I just
want to get back ahold of Like I just want
to get ahold of her again, just because like it
was one of those dates that we're going very well,
Like I felt like an actual connection, you know what
I mean? Overall, she's a great girl that I could
definitely see her futiler. Okay, well not right now though,
because she's ghosting you. So we'll see if we can
(19:19):
figure out why. And the only reason you can think
of is maybe that her stomach was upset. I think
it's more because she hit me. But that's fine, yeah,
you know, but that's that's what the most like, you know,
that's what I can I don't want to read too
much into it because I really don't know. Okay, right now,
I'm just hoping it's just like a misunderstanding. And like
I'll listen to the show a lot, and I've always
heard the reason why the person got ghosted, and it's
(19:39):
it's completely different from what the person thought they were
getting ghosted. A lot of times hard for me to
assume what's because I'm just like, I have no it
could be anything, you know, at least you know, yeah, exactly.
All right, Well, we'll play a song come back, and
then call her and find see if we can find
out why you're getting ghosted and maybe get you another
date next with your first day follow up. Okay, thank
(20:00):
you guys so much. All right, we'll doing next if
you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Victor is on the phone and I'm still a little
upset that Victor had a better joke about not getting
a callback from a woman named Charity than I had.
At the beginning of the first segment, he said her
name shouldn't be Charity, it should be Casper, way better
than what I said. I'm still very upset about that, Victor.
And you're lucky that we're even doing the first date
(20:20):
follow up now and I haven't hung up on you
and never speaking to you again. They're all right, So
Victor isn't getting a call back from Charity. They met
at the gym. They go to the same gym. They
ended up going out for dinner, and he thought everything
was going great until she went to the bathroom and
came back and her mood changed. Victor did ask her
about that, and all she said was I'm fine, which
(20:41):
we all know is code for nothing is good right now?
Not good. And since that date, Victor has not gotten
a called him in a few weeks. He's tried a
couple times to get ahold of her and nothing. So
we're about to call Charity right now and see if
we can figure out why she's ghosting Victor. Are you ready?
I'm ready? Plea, All right, here we go, dollar phone,
I'm Brandow. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Charity. Please.
(21:13):
Who is it? Hey? What's up? This is the Jewel Show.
It's a radio show. My name's Jewel. Hey, what's up.
This is the Jewel Show. It's radio show. My name's Alex. Hey,
what's up. It's Jewil Show. It's radio show. I'm Christian. Hey,
what's up. I can't remember what they said. I'm Bennet.
Have you ever listened to The Jewel Show before? I
don't know. Maybe Charity. It's a radio show and we're
(21:33):
calling you today because we do a segment called the
first Date follow Up. What that is is if you
go on a date with someone and then you end
up ghosting them. That person that you went on the
date with can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you've been ghosting them. And we
got an email about you from somebody. Oh okay, any
idea who could have emailed us? Is it Victor? It
(21:57):
is Victor, you got it? Yep? Or emailed us because
he said he really liked you. He told us a
little bit about your date, and then he also said
that you haven't talked to him since it's been a
few weeks, and he's tried to get a hold of
you and nothing what happened? Yeah? Okay, So we were
on a date and like it was great and I
(22:17):
like him and we have mutual friends. But um, so
at one point I went over to the bathroom and
kind of like near the bathroom there's this hall of
like customer photos for birthdays and stuff, and there was
a picture of Victor with another girl on the wall
(22:38):
of fame for the restaurant. Yeah. Why is that bad? Though? Yeah? Yeah?
Is he not supposed to have done there before or something? No?
I just like, I don't know, does he bring women
there all the time? I just like another girl he's
bringing to this one spot. Well, I mean he likes
the restaurant, and if he's single, why not maybe? So
it just it weirded you out that his picture was
(22:58):
up there with another girl. Yeah, I mean I'm as
saying that you didn't say anything to him about it. No,
when we were like on a first date, I wasn't
going to be like, what are you doing with another woman?
It probably seemed a little crazy town. So that was
the moment that the date changed for you. Did you
like it otherwise? Like, Yeah, it was really nice until
(23:20):
I saw that and then it just kind of threw
me off. I mean, I don't know, it just he
seemed it just made him seem like a player, and
I'm just like, really not into that. Okay, I get that.
So you thought maybe that he's not into anything serious. Maybe, yeah,
I mean I don't know, maybe he just likes to
hook up with women, But like, I'm not that I
want to find out if he is a player, because
(23:40):
he didn't sound like one when we talked to him.
He said that he really liked you and he can
see a future with you. That's what he told us. Okay,
I mean that's cool, but I sort of don't need
to find out. Yeah, how I need to Why are
you saying that though? Oh, because Victor's actually on the
other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Wait,
are you serious. He's been listening this whole time unless
(24:03):
he got distracted. He's been listening this whole time. And
I don't think Victor, did you get distracted and tune
out at a certain point or are you still listening?
I'm listening, Gary, Hi. So I mean it's funny because
that's that's the only reason. Because of the photo that
you saw on the wall. I mean, yeah, it made
you seem like a player. Oh my god. Okay, um sorry,
(24:27):
uh so that's it's it's funny because um it's not. Actually,
don't think it's funny. I don't think it's funny. You
needed a place that you take other dates? No, just
hear me out for a second, Like, I don't think
it's sorry for it, Like I don't mean to make
a joke. It's just because like that that's my sister. Like,
that's my sister. It's a picture my family levels like
(24:48):
my parents anniversary, and they took a picture like I go.
We go there for like big events. I'm just like,
you know, I'm surprised there's not more pictures for that
little woman. I'm serious. That picture on the wall is
not of a date you took there. It's of your
you and your sister. No, it's my sister. It's not
another girl. Okay, Okay, I haven't taken a date there
because it's so like it's such a special place because
like it's usually straight for family and stuff like that.
(25:10):
But you took her, yeah, because we had that. You know.
It's just like I liked her. We had good you know,
like I said, I felt before even our first day,
I was like, this is going to go somewhere. Wow.
So I haven't taken a date there during like one
of those times you know where I've gotten like my
picture taken, or I take my date for like a
big family event or like something special like that. And
like for the most part, I wouldn't take a normal
(25:32):
date there, like that's that places you know, I've been
going there for years so special to me my family.
I wouldn't take this take any like normal girl, like
like I would take somewhere there like where I felt
special about it, and like, like I said, like I
know I'm hoping at least to something serious charity. I
took you there because like I thought you were special.
I laughed because as a picture is my sister. And
(25:52):
I was telling these guys before these these ghosting things
always have like a crazy misunderstanding and this one and
this one delivered so oh, like I'm really sorry, honestly,
like I should have known that picture was there and
I should have brought it up, and uh, but this
is really fun. This is really funny, and it is
kind of funny actually also like my sisters kind of
(26:15):
ugly too, so like I wouldn't even were I did.
I didn't think that you guys looked kind of similar.
And I was like, she didn't looked like me, and
I was like, I must not be his taste at all.
Oh god, that's embarrassing. No, it's not embarrassing. It's like,
(26:37):
if anything, what's embarrassing is that you thought I was
dating my sister. Yeah, Charity, would you like to go
with Victor on another date? We'll pay for it. Um, No,
I'm kidding yet, Kay you ended up getting a second date. Hallelujah. Now, Charity,
(27:01):
you go replaced that picture of him and his sister
on the wall with y'all. Yeah, yeah, if we are
going today, So you cannot take pictures with the other women,
not your mom, not your sister, I answer your cousin, nobody, Okay, deal,
just my brother, who's much more attractive. Great, great, just you, Okay,
(27:24):
you got it. I promise I won't take another picture
of another woman in my entire life. The Jewels Show
on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
(27:46):
You texted in at four one o six one that
you have a dirty little secret and this is the
Jewels Show calling you back to ask you what your
dirty little secret is. Don't say your name because you
need to remain an honest but can you do you? Hello? Hi?
How are you Hi? Morning? Yeah? Hi. I don't know
if I'm regretting this right now, but I have a
dirty little secret. Are you in a spot where you
can tell us or you need to call you back? No,
(28:07):
but I am going to shut my office door, So
hang on one second. All right, Awesome, Okay, I actually
don't need somebody. I'm I work from home, but I
don't mean the person I'm living with to hear that,
all right, So yeah, I'm guessing your dirty little secret.
Then it is about somebody that you live with? Well, no,
but I'm kind of dating the person I live with.
(28:30):
I'm dating this guy and he recently moved in and
I'm pretty like daga about him, like I really really
like him. But my secret is I was out at
the bar like two weeks ago, and I met this
random girl and after one too many drinks, so we
ended up like kind of hooking up a little in
the bathroom. Yeah, and I went home with her and
(28:55):
we were basically in her living room about to like
hook up on the couch. We were pretty much naked, okay,
and about to just dive into things. And basically this
guy like busted in this living room and yeah, into
her living room. Oh wait, not the guy you're talking
(29:16):
about that you live with another guy? No, So I
went to her house and we were on her couch.
I went home with her. Basically, Okay, this is already
a secret because I feel like, yes, I was potentially
cheating on this guy that I'm like really into that
I'm now living with, that I really liked that. I
thought I had a future with um and I didn't
even really know I was like into girls that way.
(29:36):
I just, I don't know, felt all kinds of things
that night and wanted to explore it. And this guy
busted in, and I don't know, I don't know if
it was her husband or her boyfriend or her dad.
I mean, I don't think of her dad. He wasn't
old um yea. I basically freaked out. He started screaming,
like what's going on? And she basically was like, we're
(29:56):
just friends. This is my friends. Oh I just said
my name. Oh okay, yeah, And basically how I feel
right now, it is how I felt that my heart
was like racing, and she's like, this is just my friends,
we're friends. And he's like, so when did you start
(30:17):
hanging out naked with your friends? You know? Oh? So
it was definitely like her boyfriend or something something, And
so I basically just grabbed my things as fast as possible,
ran outside and was like putting clothes on as I
ran out to the street, and then called a ride,
you know, a ride chair at when they got away, Yeah,
I got away. You have a story that a lot
(30:39):
of dudes have. They met a girl at a bar.
They showed up at the house, and then the boyfriend
bars in, was like what's going on here? Oh my god?
And then you go home to the person. You go
home to the person you're dating. After this, if you
wonder why you were a little dishoveled. Oh no, So
he was like dead asleep. He gets up super early
like I do. And I just had been like I'm
(31:00):
gonna just see where the knight takes me. I don't
care that I have to work tomorrow. But no, he
was sleeping. I washed up, crawled into I mean I
technically other than making out with her in the bathroom,
it's it's a blar like, technically didn't do anything wrong
because we got in trouble. So I feel like that's
the world saying, like the universe like, don't do that.
(31:20):
So technically, technically you feel like you didn't cheat on
your new boyfriend. Yeah, I like, I don't know. He
is super cool, So I wonder if, like maybe just
to get it off my conscience, like maybe I should
just tell him by the ways, and I like, kiss
the girl. Yeah, what's your rule, Christian, I'm voting yes,
you cheated. Sorry, honey, I'm voting yes, Ben it m
(31:42):
you cheated, but don't ask don't tell God you you definitely.
Let's just lest Leston learned and the universe intervened before
I got there. You go, okay, well, thank you for
telling us. You're doing a little secret and also your
name role. We had the Jewel Show on demand. Be
(32:05):
careful how you use your mouth. It's the Jewbil Show.
I think it was Maya Angelou who made that quote first.
There are a lot of quotes about using your mouth
correctly or incorrectly, like don't let your mouth write checks
that your butt can't cash that one, so on and
so on. I think the quote about mouth that really
changed my life was Bro, you should charge way more
than sixty bucks for this. You gotta be careful with
(32:28):
how you use your mouth. And one celebrity's mouth is
currently getting them in a lot of trouble and pretty
much ruining their entire career. And if you wanted to
say legacy, you could because they are a huge celebrity,
and that is Kanye West. Kanye West is melting down
different than he has normally melted down before. But the
huge news today that literally just was released. Kanye West
(32:51):
made a guarantee. He said there's no way that Adidas,
the shoe company that makes easies, would ever drop him,
and they just dropped Kanye West. Yep, Adidas has dropped
Kanye West. So I don't know if he has anybody
left no on his side. News just reported deaf Jam
dropped him too. So his record label to deaf Jam. Yeah,
dvorce attorneys. You know that's bad. When the divorce attorney
(33:12):
was just like, hey dude, I'm washing my hands on this. Yeah,
They're like, we don't even want to help you get
your like life back, like you good to go by.
His agency has dropped him. There's two agencies in LA
that are the biggest agencies to have CIA and the
other TA right, yeah, something like it, and those are
the biggest ones, and CIA is the king of all
agencies really and they dropped Kanye West. So Kanye West
(33:32):
really has nobody now because he's been going ham on
everything and saying some really weird things. I mean, it's
been so much like every day he's saying really really
insensitive stuff that like it's going to have an impact
on so many people, it's important that everybody shows it off.
It started because he went on Twitter and said he
was gonna go I believe quote is it death kN
on Jewish people? And then so Twitter shut him down
(33:55):
and then they got his account back. But then something
in LA or somewhere people were like hanging signs over
bridges that said like Kanye was right. And then it
just like yeah, it's just disgusting. So it like blew
up and now everybody's i mean, they're being forced to
publicly remove themselves from him because what else are they
Everybody's nobody wants to be associated with that from Kanye West.
Who and Kanye West I was someone that I thought
(34:16):
could really never really get canceled because he can kind
of say whatever, and he's been able to say whatever
his whole career, even it right now, when you can
get canceled for doing anything right, you could run over
a snowman and get canceled. That's all. I got canceled
from my last job. You can really do anything and
get fired for it. And everybody's distancing some themself from
Kanye West because of the things that he's been saying.
(34:38):
Alex showed me a podcast that he was on over
the weekend. This all stems from a podcast that he
was on where he said made some anti Semitic comments,
he said some other things, and he talked about Adidas
never dropping him, and Kanye can basically be Kanye and
say whatever you want, and Adidas will always have his
back or his feet however you want to say. Adidas
would have what they would have, probably his feet. Anyway,
they just dropped him, and that's huge news. I've always
(34:58):
liked Kanye West because I also thought similarly. Not now
mark that down. I do not think the same as
Kanye West now, anything he's saying, I do not, Okay,
But when he was a producer starting out in the industry,
he didn't get a lot of respect as a producer.
He was very angry about that. He had a chip
on his shoulder, and he was very vocal about it,
how nobody gave him respect. Let him make his own music,
(35:19):
let him actually be in front, and he would show
you that he was good. Right. I felt the same
because I was also in that position in this industry.
So when Kanye West would bitch about the fact that
nobody gave him respect, I was like, Yeah, that's where
I'm at, right, That's how I feel. So he helped
fire me up and inspire me that way, and then
he would be outspoken politically against things like when Katrina happened.
He was the one person on the broadcast if you
(35:40):
don't know, was horrible hurricane. It was terrible what had
gone on in the city of New Orleans, and Kanye
West in the middle of everything stand there was like
George Bush does not care about black people talk about
the President of the United States that way stood up
on this whole thing, and it was one of the
most awkward things that has ever happened on TV. And
it was hilarious because Michael Myers, the guy who was
next to him during it looked so awkward just looking
(36:02):
up on YouTube, but he was doing things like that.
Now though, he just turned into an ale, like completely,
like he's bullying people. He's Pete Davidson who's got mental
health issues as well, because Kanye West also has mental
health issues. Pete Davidson who has mental health issues, He's
talking about him and things like that, and then now
he's being anti semitic. I mean, I can see how
distancing themselves, but I just didn't think it would happen
(36:23):
to Kanye because it seem like the kind of guy
who could say whatever he wanted. Literally. It's so sad
because for me, Kanye West represents so much to the
Black community in his music. He really really puts on
for the black community. And to see that like he's
totally gone, total opposite, it's really really disheartening. For sure.
Yeah it is. And I feel like Kanye West will
(36:44):
still be able to make money no matter what, because
he's got a lot of yeasies still, right, He's got
the most easies. And there's people online that are, you know, shoeheads.
They make so much money just selling old shoes. Kanye
West is about to open it Etsy and just beast
on everybody selling his own easy that he has stalked
up over the years, because now they're gonna be so
hard to get because Adidas has finally dropped him. Does
(37:06):
he have anybody else left to lose? I don't think so.
I have no idea. Valenciaga dropped him, which I don't
even I guess they had worked with him on like
fashion collaborations in the past or something. But yeah, Also,
Yay was very respected in the world of fashion, you
know Vogue and a Wintour. In the little bit Balencia,
Valenciaga has released a eighteen hundred dollar trash bag, a
(37:27):
trash bag, and they dropped Kanye West. Yeah. The Jebel
Show on demand
Did you bill show on demand every thing that I've
ever done for fun? One time I was snorkeling with
my family. I must have been like fifteen years old,
and the guy told us that there was a tiger
shark nearby. I mean, it ended up being scared of me,
but I went up close to try to get a
better look. I thought it was gonna I thought I
(00:21):
was gonna bite my hand. Oh no, no, why that
is not fun? Yeah? To me, it was cool though,
ten years top swimming with the sharks. That's so somebody
just called us about at eighty eight three four three
one oh six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. It is Ridiculous Internet Questions. Hi, everybody,
I'm Johnny long Bottom and this is the universe's favorite
(00:44):
game show, Ridiculous Internet Questions, where we ask you the
question that everybody's talking about on the dot com today.
And it's almost Halloween. So today's ridicuous Internet question is
that what is the scariest thing that you have done fun?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
(01:05):
six one. And that's the thing that I never understand
that people want to do for fun is swimming with sharks. Yeah.
I don't know why people have so much fun doing
things that could kill them. Yeah, I've sky divon or
doven or doved one time. However you say it. I'm
not a master of the English, but I have gone
skydiving before, and that's a dangerous thing that people do
(01:27):
for fun. And I did not like it one bit.
It was a little too real for me jumping out
of a plane. I like jumped out and then when
the guy stopped it and you're just kind of doing
the like you float down a little bit, and then
they should let you look around and see everything from
real high up when you can pretty much do that
in a plane when you're safe in your seat. Yeah,
He's like, what do you think of the view? And
(01:47):
I was like, yeah, that's great. And he's like, how
was that for you? And I was like, can we
just get down please? I just want to be on
the ground. Call us up right now. Eighty eight three
four three one o six one eighty eight three four
three one oh six one. What is the scariest thing
that you have done for fun? Hey, Liz, Yeah, what's
the scariest thing you've done? For fun. I Leu'd say skydiving. No,
(02:10):
so you say skydiving two? Okay? Yeah. Did you tell
Victoria who screened the phone call something different? I did.
I said child childbirth? Childbirth? So was skydiving more scary
than childbirth for you? I would say no. I would
say it was a little bit more elected. So okay,
(02:32):
what about skydiving while giving birth to a child? Oh? God,
that would be that would be quite messy. Yeah, you
know there would be somebody walking me like is it
raining there? Thank you for your phone call. Call is
three four three one six one eight eight three four
(02:54):
three one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question is
what is the scariest thing that you have done for on? Hey? Casey, Hey, Hey,
what's the most scariest thing that you've ever done for fun?
The most scariest? I think that's also perfect English language. Yes, well,
I have to say this is a reoccurring memory for
me now that I have kids. But it was joy
(03:14):
writing with a bunch of people that I didn't know
and almost getting stranded out in the middle of nowhere.
Maybe at the time it didn't seem so scary, but
looking back, I feel so lucky, like things could have
ended really tragic. How old were before cellphones? I was
probably like twenty. Okay, when you say joy writing, did
(03:36):
you guys steal a car? Well, that's a good question.
I don't know if the car was still or not.
I don't know if I was just people who were
of the best inhagrity, and I felt kind of like
I was freaking out. I thought they were going to
leave you there. That wasn't the case. But I'm glad
(03:58):
they didn't do that. And call us today and tell
us that story. Call us up eight text in four
one six one. What is the most dangerous thing that
you have done for fun? Brittany? Yes, what's the most
dangerous thing you've done for fun? So my friend and
I were having a nightcap and drinking and heavily drinking,
and he was a crane operator, and so he decided
(04:18):
to take me a work to the job site and
show me the crane. So we decided to climb the
tower and made it all the way to the top,
and of course we're hammered, and then all of a
sudden we see police officers at the bottom of We
didn't get arrested, thank god, but I'm highly surprised that
(04:39):
we didn't, because I'm sure that we reached a vodka terribly.
I told the police officer once we got down that
I was claustrophobic and if he can rolled down the
window so that he couldn't smell the alcohol, that's smart.
If I was the cop on, I've been like, well
you were. You're not scared of heights, obviously, and the
inside of that crane probably not that big. I'm leaving
the window rolled up. Also, you're going to jail and
(05:00):
callus upby at eight three four three one, six one,
textand forward to sixth one. What is the scariest thing
that you've done for fun? Did jebil show on demand?
It's another jubile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
(05:20):
this is TSG. I have a scheduled phone call right
now with Faun who might be tutoring my child. Yeah, Hi,
thank you so much for calling h TSG. How are
you doing well? Um? Sorry you said TSG. Yes, TSG
for short, Theodore Sebastian Giles for long and you should
have gotten an email from my assistant to set up
(05:41):
a phone interview with you for the potential of tutoring
my child. Yeah. Sorry, Can you tell me your name
one more time? Yes, I can. TSG is what you
can call me, what most people call me, and what
they call me in the trades. I run a fortune
five hundred companies. I'm very busy, okay, yes, and I'm
looking for a tutor for my youngest. His name is Hamlet. Okay,
(06:03):
William Shakespeare play Hamlet. Yes, very familiar. Okay, Well I
would hope you'd be familiar being a tutor. Yeah right, Well,
let's just get to it. I wanted to go over
a few things with you and see if you might
be a right fit. And hello, hello, hello, Yes, hello, faun.
(06:25):
I'm sorry that I got sidetracked, but I'm going over
some of the research materials that my assistant gave me
to learn about you and what you might be able
to offer my child as far as tutoring goes. And
I see something staring me in the face that I
did not think I would be confronted with today, and
I'm shocked. Okay, what's that? I'm talking about the contents
(06:45):
of your Instagram account? Did I hear you correctly? Are
you you said you're looking at my personal Instagram account. Yes,
I have a link to all of your social media.
I've got a bunch of information about you and your
business being a tutor, because I asked my assistant to
me that information so that I could go over it
on a phone call to find out if you're a
right fit for my youngest hamlet to help him with
(07:06):
his schooling. And I am shocked at what I see
on your Instagram. I don't know what you're seeing, but
maybe you're on the wrong page, because I know there's
nothing bad on my Oh, there's some horrible things on
your Instagram. For example, I'm looking at a post. I'm
looking at a post right now. I'm not sure if
you know this, but the word there has more than
(07:28):
one spelling. Oh, I'm very well aware, okay, and I'm
pretty particular when it comes to grammar. So also, this
is a little in one of your captions. In one
of your captions, I think you meant to spell the
word t I E R there as in theirs or
somebody else's thing or something like that, and you spelled
it t r e as inn over there. Okay, Can
(07:52):
we can we just get passed this part? I mean,
I only have a few minutes here. I don't know
if you wanted to discuss your son, but this doesn't
seem very relevant. Now do some of the blatant grammar
mistakes in your Instagram account? Okay, are you kidding me?
You're wasting my time right now being the grammar polly you. Well,
I don't think I'm wasting your time, am I? You
definitely probably don't have the job as the tutor for
my child, but I don't think I'm wasting your time.
(08:14):
I think you need to be educated in how to
use words like there, and I see another one where
I think the here you're looking for is not done
with an ear h g r e as an over
here And in one of your Instagram captions you spelled
at h a r. Okay, this is absolutely this hard.
I don't appreciate your tone. And to be quite frank,
you're being to me right now. So you're the authority
(08:35):
on grammar? Is that correct? I actually like to think
that I do good at it? Yes, Oh you do
good at it? I do good at it. I do
good at grammar? Yes, I do good obviously obviously much good. Well,
what you do well at it? I was attempting to
(08:56):
tell you that, yes, I do gooder than you in grammar.
I don't know if you hear yours over. Oh, but
you just said do gooder. Yes, I did do better.
I meant to say that I am gooder than you
when it comes to grammar, obviously, and I don't think
you're good enough to tutor my child. They definitely do
not need your tute leage on this. It's toute ledge.
Good luck finding a tutor for your son, because I
(09:16):
don't think it's going to happen because you're an absolute apple.
What did you call me an apple? I called you
an apple a h ollie. Oh and she can spell?
Look at that. That's impressive. You know how to spell that? Okay, well,
don't hang up. I don't hang up because I do
need to let you know. This is actually a prank
phone call. This is actually Jubil from The Jewilshow doing
(09:37):
a phone prank on you and your boyfriend Malcolm set
you up. Hey, babe, it's a prank phone call. Your
boyfriend Malcolm said that you're a tutor and you hate
grammar police, so we wanted me to call you and
me the grammar police. Oh my god, that was so
Frustrating the Jewbil Show on demand. Welcome to the j
and N the Jebil News Network for Wednesday Day, October
(10:01):
twenty twenty twenty two. This is j n N where
there's no good news or bad news. There's really no news.
But I'm Juel Fresh and one man might be going
to prison for twenty five years all because he dialed
the wrong number. Oh gosh. I'll tell you why and
play the audio for you in just a second. Also
on today's JNN, I'm Alex Fresh. Something happened to Katy
Perry on stage a couple days ago, and it had
(10:22):
her fans thinking that she was like suffering some sort
of paralysis. But I'll tell you what I think happened
coming up in my story. Hey, it's been it. You
know what they say, sharing is caring unless what you're
sharing is something you stole, you don't care. How spill
the TMA story. I'm Christian Gray Snow. Not to be
dramatic or anything, but I think my worst nightmare just
came true. No big deal. I'll explain what I'm talking
(10:43):
about in my story. That's coming up in my story.
All right, More on those in just a second. On
Today's Jann before your first story a day. Dialing a
wrong number is usually pretty low stakes, but sometimes it
ends up with the cops knocking at your door and
you possibly going to prison for twenty five years. Oh,
fifty eight year old guy from Cleveland the wrong number
while trying to hire a hit man. Oh my gosh,
(11:05):
here's the audio of that. My fun name is. It's
a five grand hut on howna guil So what are
you doing on who he's with? He was trying to
pay somebody five thousand dollars to off his son, and
he left two voicemails at a business and not the
number of whatever hitman he was trying to call, because
(11:26):
he called the wrong number because he said he was drunk.
Cop showed up and he said that he has had
a fight with his son. He was drunk, and so yes,
he was calling a hit man, but he didn't really
want to pay the five thousand dollars. Either way, he's
in jail and facing a long time in prison because
it Yeah, who has hitman's? Who finds it? What? Where
do you find the hitman's? It's like the deep dark web. Yeah,
(11:47):
you can't google that, I know how did he just
have the wrong number for that? I mean, if you ever,
if you know a hit man, you want to make
sure you have the right number right, And you also
want to make sure that that hit man picks up
the phone and you don't leave a message. Might hear it?
Paper trails? People come on? He having more than just alcohol.
A lot of questions for that story right there? Yourself. Yeah,
(12:09):
if you do something, you want something done right, you
gotta do it yourself, says the Jubal News Network, where
the reporters are real in the facts, they're real iffy. Yeah.
Next story that's sitting over Alex Fresh. She's got a
story about about Katie Perry, who was on stage performing
the other night when fans were concerned that she was
suffering some sort of stroke. Oh gosh, What really I
(12:30):
think was going on was that her mk ultra was
wearing off. If you don't know what m k ultra is,
I don't know. Back in the day, the CIA try
to like take over people's brains and like brainwash them
and like all stuff. Google it. Basically, she was standing
there between songs and then her right eye just closed
and her left eye stayed open. It looks like if
she was a robot glitching weird, weird. Then she like
reached up and just like touched her eye to like
(12:50):
open it back up, and it opened, but then it
like closed right away again shut, like a like a
venus flytrap that's shut. And it was awkward because her
other eye is staying open and then she's blaking with
the other eye, the other eyes and doing anything. It
was one of the weirdest things that I think I've
ever seen, kind of creepy. We'll put the video on
the story at the Jewels Show, so you can see
Katy Perry's eye, Yeah, unless it gets stilly. Did just
(13:13):
go google some of the videos of Katy Perry acting
weird and let me know what you think she's doing.
That's how I am sending it back to you. Is
the J and N the Jewel News Network. It's not
your grandma's news network. Unless your grandma can't read, then
it's probably your grandma's network. All right, For your next story,
let's send it on over to Benning talking about Grandma's
I am in Florida, where a fourteen year old girl
(13:35):
is facing felony charges after stealing thirteen thousand, five hundred
dollars from her grandparents safe and handing out hundreds of
dollars to students at her school for her Why should
not keeping that stuff for that? Yeah? Why is she
stealing from her grandma? Why is she giving it away? Seriously?
What is wrong with her? And did she get in trouble? Yeah,
(13:59):
she got in trouble. The try gonna recover the funds.
They found um like two thousand dollars in her backpack
before she left that day, So obviously she handed out
a lot of money and then seven hundred dollars was
returned by the other students. Good by her friends friends.
She's just like handed it out to everyone in the hallways.
(14:19):
But she could have not gotten in trouble because she's
in the perfect situation to do that. All she had
to do is be like, no, we're learning about robin
hood and this was a school project. Grandma, don't arrest me.
This is the Jay and n the Jewel News Network. Oh,
our news is showing for next story, that's send it
(14:39):
to Christian Gray show. I'm on location in Beverly Hills
where you know what what I'm sad Okay. DMZ obtained
a photo of Kim Kardashian leaving the Polo Lounge following
a three hour dinner with none other than Ivanka Trump.
Come on, Kimberly, a private dinner at home would have worked,
Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm just like
all people, you really are. She doesn't care. I care?
(15:01):
I Kimberly, as someone who's out here trying to defend you,
I care. And then I need you to not do that. Really,
I've defended you for far too long. Yeah's disappointing, yes, Like,
and you know better. Just bring her home, bring her
to your house, sneak her in like a hook up
while your kids are upstairs and and out the back door.
Ten minutes and I was still gonna picture of that
and be like, Kim Kardashian is hooking up. Oh yeah,
you heard it here first on the Jay and then
(15:22):
this is live local, late breaking news. Kim Kardashian scene
hooking up with Donald Trump. By the way, Yeah, apparently
they've been going at it for a while. Chris Junior
is riding a season desist as we speaking. I want
to absolutely and Gray Jay's filming the whole thing. It's
really weird, all right, that was the J and N
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Christian Grace then Jebel Show on demand First date follow up.
Victor is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's not getting a call back from
a girl named Charity that he went on a date with. Sad.
That's not very charitable, is it? Victor? Getting no? No?
(16:07):
You know? So I thought it was gonna be a
good time. I got a girl with a good name.
It's not her name should be Calfer. You should change
it to Calfer. That's also a better joke than I
had a good job, Victor. Yeah, before we get into
your date, and why do you think you're not getting
a call back from Charity? How long has it been
since you went out with Charity. It's been like a
couple of weeks. It's just been like two weeks by
(16:29):
affection or five times nothing. I don't know if five
was too much, but I felt like I spaced out
the messages enough or it wasn't obsessive. All right, cool?
And where did you meet charity. We made a role
we go to the same gym and uh, and then
our gym had like a barbecue where they invited all
the members and you actually went to that. I mean
they packed it like you know, get your protein in,
(16:51):
good approach and good cards, you know, like that was
all about it. I was wondering how you met her
at the gym if you went up to her while
she was working out, because that's dicey territory when you
meet somebody at the gym like that. I've never I've
never outwardly hit on anybody at a gym because I
just feel like women are expecting it. Also, it's kind
of like you get up looking like a d back
sometimes and a lot of times people just want to
work out. Sometimes they don't though, sometimes go full makeup
(17:13):
to the gym and it's like, okay, maybe maybe you
want to meet somebody. But I just feel like I've
seen a lot of women get hit on at the gym,
and usually it's not received very well. And also the
guys are usually like, hey, it was how did you
learn to lift such heavyweight? It's like who taught you that?
You know, how did that happen? Well? I think that's
why the gym, that's why the barbecue was a hit,
you know what I mean, because like it let everyone
(17:34):
like no, like no one's you know, it's not like
everyone at the barbecue was in their headphones, you know
what I mean. No one was like repping their meals.
I didn't have to like interrupt anyone. Um, but like
you kind of like, you know, you know, she was like,
SE's my gym crush. You've always seen it at the gym.
Didn't want to talk to her, but you make eye contact.
That the barbecue was like a great chance. Okay what
I mean? I got her number. We text for a
(17:54):
little bit. A week goes by, you know, she agrees
to the date and it's like I'm you know, um,
there's this one Chinese restaurant. I've been going to it
for years. It's one of my favorite restaurants. It's like
the first part of the date going great, and then
towards the end, she goes to the bathroom and she
comes back and it's like a tolly different person. She's
much more reverved. Like I don't know, if I just
(18:16):
gave her an ick, maybe see i'd like, you know,
maybe she had a bad dumpling. I don't know, maybe
message I don't know from someone that maybe you got
a text message, Like I didn't want to read in
too much into it. I just met her kind of.
I don't want to just like assume something, but it
was definitely a change. Did you ask her she was okay? Yeah?
I asked her if she was okay? I was like,
are your stomach okay? You know what I mean? There's
(18:36):
something instead that I too in my mouth open, you know,
because that can happen. She said she kind of just
like fine, you know, I'm fine. That usually means that
nothing is anything else. To be honest, I'd rather hear
anything else. You know, women pretty well, listen, I've helped
a girlfriend now. Yeah, so she wasn't fine obviously by
(18:59):
that answer. Not fine, not fine. So yeah, I just
want to get back ahold of Like I just want
to get ahold of her again, just because like it
was one of those dates that we're going very well,
Like I felt like an actual connection, you know what
I mean? Overall, she's a great girl that I could
definitely see her futiler. Okay, well not right now though,
because she's ghosting you. So we'll see if we can
(19:19):
figure out why. And the only reason you can think
of is maybe that her stomach was upset. I think
it's more because she hit me. But that's fine, yeah,
you know, but that's that's what the most like, you know,
that's what I can I don't want to read too
much into it because I really don't know. Okay, right now,
I'm just hoping it's just like a misunderstanding. And like
I'll listen to the show a lot, and I've always
heard the reason why the person got ghosted, and it's
(19:39):
it's completely different from what the person thought they were
getting ghosted. A lot of times hard for me to
assume what's because I'm just like, I have no it
could be anything, you know, at least you know, yeah, exactly.
All right, Well, we'll play a song come back, and
then call her and find see if we can find
out why you're getting ghosted and maybe get you another
date next with your first day follow up. Okay, thank
(20:00):
you guys so much. All right, we'll doing next if
you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Victor is on the phone and I'm still a little
upset that Victor had a better joke about not getting
a callback from a woman named Charity than I had.
At the beginning of the first segment, he said her
name shouldn't be Charity, it should be Casper, way better
than what I said. I'm still very upset about that, Victor.
And you're lucky that we're even doing the first date
(20:20):
follow up now and I haven't hung up on you
and never speaking to you again. They're all right, So
Victor isn't getting a call back from Charity. They met
at the gym. They go to the same gym. They
ended up going out for dinner, and he thought everything
was going great until she went to the bathroom and
came back and her mood changed. Victor did ask her
about that, and all she said was I'm fine, which
(20:41):
we all know is code for nothing is good right now?
Not good. And since that date, Victor has not gotten
a called him in a few weeks. He's tried a
couple times to get ahold of her and nothing. So
we're about to call Charity right now and see if
we can figure out why she's ghosting Victor. Are you ready?
I'm ready? Plea, All right, here we go, dollar phone,
I'm Brandow. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Charity. Please.
(21:13):
Who is it? Hey? What's up? This is the Jewel Show.
It's a radio show. My name's Jewel. Hey, what's up.
This is the Jewel Show. It's radio show. My name's Alex. Hey,
what's up. It's Jewil Show. It's radio show. I'm Christian. Hey,
what's up. I can't remember what they said. I'm Bennet.
Have you ever listened to The Jewel Show before? I
don't know. Maybe Charity. It's a radio show and we're
(21:33):
calling you today because we do a segment called the
first Date follow Up. What that is is if you
go on a date with someone and then you end
up ghosting them. That person that you went on the
date with can email us to get you on the
phone and ask why you've been ghosting them. And we
got an email about you from somebody. Oh okay, any
idea who could have emailed us? Is it Victor? It
(21:57):
is Victor, you got it? Yep? Or emailed us because
he said he really liked you. He told us a
little bit about your date, and then he also said
that you haven't talked to him since it's been a
few weeks, and he's tried to get a hold of
you and nothing what happened? Yeah? Okay, So we were
on a date and like it was great and I
(22:17):
like him and we have mutual friends. But um, so
at one point I went over to the bathroom and
kind of like near the bathroom there's this hall of
like customer photos for birthdays and stuff, and there was
a picture of Victor with another girl on the wall
(22:38):
of fame for the restaurant. Yeah. Why is that bad? Though? Yeah? Yeah?
Is he not supposed to have done there before or something? No?
I just like, I don't know, does he bring women
there all the time? I just like another girl he's
bringing to this one spot. Well, I mean he likes
the restaurant, and if he's single, why not maybe? So
it just it weirded you out that his picture was
(22:58):
up there with another girl. Yeah, I mean I'm as
saying that you didn't say anything to him about it. No,
when we were like on a first date, I wasn't
going to be like, what are you doing with another woman?
It probably seemed a little crazy town. So that was
the moment that the date changed for you. Did you
like it otherwise? Like, Yeah, it was really nice until
(23:20):
I saw that and then it just kind of threw
me off. I mean, I don't know, it just he
seemed it just made him seem like a player, and
I'm just like, really not into that. Okay, I get that.
So you thought maybe that he's not into anything serious. Maybe, yeah,
I mean I don't know, maybe he just likes to
hook up with women, But like, I'm not that I
want to find out if he is a player, because
(23:40):
he didn't sound like one when we talked to him.
He said that he really liked you and he can
see a future with you. That's what he told us. Okay,
I mean that's cool, but I sort of don't need
to find out. Yeah, how I need to Why are
you saying that though? Oh, because Victor's actually on the
other line listening and he wants to talk to you. Wait,
are you serious. He's been listening this whole time unless
(24:03):
he got distracted. He's been listening this whole time. And
I don't think Victor, did you get distracted and tune
out at a certain point or are you still listening?
I'm listening, Gary, Hi. So I mean it's funny because
that's that's the only reason. Because of the photo that
you saw on the wall. I mean, yeah, it made
you seem like a player. Oh my god. Okay, um sorry,
(24:27):
uh so that's it's it's funny because um it's not. Actually,
don't think it's funny. I don't think it's funny. You
needed a place that you take other dates? No, just
hear me out for a second, Like, I don't think
it's sorry for it, Like I don't mean to make
a joke. It's just because like that that's my sister. Like,
that's my sister. It's a picture my family levels like
(24:48):
my parents anniversary, and they took a picture like I go.
We go there for like big events. I'm just like,
you know, I'm surprised there's not more pictures for that
little woman. I'm serious. That picture on the wall is
not of a date you took there. It's of your
you and your sister. No, it's my sister. It's not
another girl. Okay, Okay, I haven't taken a date there
because it's so like it's such a special place because
like it's usually straight for family and stuff like that.
(25:10):
But you took her, yeah, because we had that. You know.
It's just like I liked her. We had good you know,
like I said, I felt before even our first day,
I was like, this is going to go somewhere. Wow.
So I haven't taken a date there during like one
of those times you know where I've gotten like my
picture taken, or I take my date for like a
big family event or like something special like that. And
like for the most part, I wouldn't take a normal
(25:32):
date there, like that's that places you know, I've been
going there for years so special to me my family.
I wouldn't take this take any like normal girl, like
like I would take somewhere there like where I felt
special about it, and like, like I said, like I
know I'm hoping at least to something serious charity. I
took you there because like I thought you were special.
I laughed because as a picture is my sister. And
(25:52):
I was telling these guys before these these ghosting things
always have like a crazy misunderstanding and this one and
this one delivered so oh, like I'm really sorry, honestly,
like I should have known that picture was there and
I should have brought it up, and uh, but this
is really fun. This is really funny, and it is
kind of funny actually also like my sisters kind of
(26:15):
ugly too, so like I wouldn't even were I did.
I didn't think that you guys looked kind of similar.
And I was like, she didn't looked like me, and
I was like, I must not be his taste at all.
Oh god, that's embarrassing. No, it's not embarrassing. It's like,
(26:37):
if anything, what's embarrassing is that you thought I was
dating my sister. Yeah, Charity, would you like to go
with Victor on another date? We'll pay for it. Um, No,
I'm kidding yet, Kay you ended up getting a second date. Hallelujah. Now, Charity,
(27:01):
you go replaced that picture of him and his sister
on the wall with y'all. Yeah, yeah, if we are
going today, So you cannot take pictures with the other women,
not your mom, not your sister, I answer your cousin, nobody, Okay, deal,
just my brother, who's much more attractive. Great, great, just you, Okay,
(27:24):
you got it. I promise I won't take another picture
of another woman in my entire life. The Jewels Show
on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
(27:46):
You texted in at four one o six one that
you have a dirty little secret and this is the
Jewels Show calling you back to ask you what your
dirty little secret is. Don't say your name because you
need to remain an honest but can you do you? Hello? Hi?
How are you Hi? Morning? Yeah? Hi. I don't know
if I'm regretting this right now, but I have a
dirty little secret. Are you in a spot where you
can tell us or you need to call you back? No,
(28:07):
but I am going to shut my office door, So
hang on one second. All right, Awesome, Okay, I actually
don't need somebody. I'm I work from home, but I
don't mean the person I'm living with to hear that,
all right, So yeah, I'm guessing your dirty little secret.
Then it is about somebody that you live with? Well, no,
but I'm kind of dating the person I live with.
(28:30):
I'm dating this guy and he recently moved in and
I'm pretty like daga about him, like I really really
like him. But my secret is I was out at
the bar like two weeks ago, and I met this
random girl and after one too many drinks, so we
ended up like kind of hooking up a little in
the bathroom. Yeah, and I went home with her and
(28:55):
we were basically in her living room about to like
hook up on the couch. We were pretty much naked, okay,
and about to just dive into things. And basically this
guy like busted in this living room and yeah, into
her living room. Oh wait, not the guy you're talking
(29:16):
about that you live with another guy? No, So I
went to her house and we were on her couch.
I went home with her. Basically, Okay, this is already
a secret because I feel like, yes, I was potentially
cheating on this guy that I'm like really into that
I'm now living with, that I really liked that. I
thought I had a future with um and I didn't
even really know I was like into girls that way.
(29:36):
I just, I don't know, felt all kinds of things
that night and wanted to explore it. And this guy
busted in, and I don't know, I don't know if
it was her husband or her boyfriend or her dad.
I mean, I don't think of her dad. He wasn't
old um yea. I basically freaked out. He started screaming,
like what's going on? And she basically was like, we're
(29:56):
just friends. This is my friends. Oh I just said
my name. Oh okay, yeah, And basically how I feel
right now, it is how I felt that my heart
was like racing, and she's like, this is just my friends,
we're friends. And he's like, so when did you start
(30:17):
hanging out naked with your friends? You know? Oh? So
it was definitely like her boyfriend or something something, And
so I basically just grabbed my things as fast as possible,
ran outside and was like putting clothes on as I
ran out to the street, and then called a ride,
you know, a ride chair at when they got away, Yeah,
I got away. You have a story that a lot
(30:39):
of dudes have. They met a girl at a bar.
They showed up at the house, and then the boyfriend
bars in, was like what's going on here? Oh my god?
And then you go home to the person. You go
home to the person you're dating. After this, if you
wonder why you were a little dishoveled. Oh no, So
he was like dead asleep. He gets up super early
like I do. And I just had been like I'm
(31:00):
gonna just see where the knight takes me. I don't
care that I have to work tomorrow. But no, he
was sleeping. I washed up, crawled into I mean I
technically other than making out with her in the bathroom,
it's it's a blar like, technically didn't do anything wrong
because we got in trouble. So I feel like that's
the world saying, like the universe like, don't do that.
(31:20):
So technically, technically you feel like you didn't cheat on
your new boyfriend. Yeah, I like, I don't know. He
is super cool, So I wonder if, like maybe just
to get it off my conscience, like maybe I should
just tell him by the ways, and I like, kiss
the girl. Yeah, what's your rule, Christian, I'm voting yes,
you cheated. Sorry, honey, I'm voting yes, Ben it m
(31:42):
you cheated, but don't ask don't tell God you you definitely.
Let's just lest Leston learned and the universe intervened before
I got there. You go, okay, well, thank you for
telling us. You're doing a little secret and also your
name role. We had the Jewel Show on demand. Be
(32:05):
careful how you use your mouth. It's the Jewbil Show.
I think it was Maya Angelou who made that quote first.
There are a lot of quotes about using your mouth
correctly or incorrectly, like don't let your mouth write checks
that your butt can't cash that one, so on and
so on. I think the quote about mouth that really
changed my life was Bro, you should charge way more
than sixty bucks for this. You gotta be careful with
(32:28):
how you use your mouth. And one celebrity's mouth is
currently getting them in a lot of trouble and pretty
much ruining their entire career. And if you wanted to
say legacy, you could because they are a huge celebrity,
and that is Kanye West. Kanye West is melting down
different than he has normally melted down before. But the
huge news today that literally just was released. Kanye West
(32:51):
made a guarantee. He said there's no way that Adidas,
the shoe company that makes easies, would ever drop him,
and they just dropped Kanye West. Yep, Adidas has dropped
Kanye West. So I don't know if he has anybody
left no on his side. News just reported deaf Jam
dropped him too. So his record label to deaf Jam. Yeah,
dvorce attorneys. You know that's bad. When the divorce attorney
(33:12):
was just like, hey dude, I'm washing my hands on this. Yeah,
They're like, we don't even want to help you get
your like life back, like you good to go by.
His agency has dropped him. There's two agencies in LA
that are the biggest agencies to have CIA and the
other TA right, yeah, something like it, and those are
the biggest ones, and CIA is the king of all
agencies really and they dropped Kanye West. So Kanye West
(33:32):
really has nobody now because he's been going ham on
everything and saying some really weird things. I mean, it's
been so much like every day he's saying really really
insensitive stuff that like it's going to have an impact
on so many people, it's important that everybody shows it off.
It started because he went on Twitter and said he
was gonna go I believe quote is it death kN
on Jewish people? And then so Twitter shut him down
(33:55):
and then they got his account back. But then something
in LA or somewhere people were like hanging signs over
bridges that said like Kanye was right. And then it
just like yeah, it's just disgusting. So it like blew
up and now everybody's i mean, they're being forced to
publicly remove themselves from him because what else are they
Everybody's nobody wants to be associated with that from Kanye West.
Who and Kanye West I was someone that I thought
(34:16):
could really never really get canceled because he can kind
of say whatever, and he's been able to say whatever
his whole career, even it right now, when you can
get canceled for doing anything right, you could run over
a snowman and get canceled. That's all. I got canceled
from my last job. You can really do anything and
get fired for it. And everybody's distancing some themself from
Kanye West because of the things that he's been saying.
(34:38):
Alex showed me a podcast that he was on over
the weekend. This all stems from a podcast that he
was on where he said made some anti Semitic comments,
he said some other things, and he talked about Adidas
never dropping him, and Kanye can basically be Kanye and
say whatever you want, and Adidas will always have his
back or his feet however you want to say. Adidas
would have what they would have, probably his feet. Anyway,
they just dropped him, and that's huge news. I've always
(34:58):
liked Kanye West because I also thought similarly. Not now
mark that down. I do not think the same as
Kanye West now, anything he's saying, I do not, Okay,
But when he was a producer starting out in the industry,
he didn't get a lot of respect as a producer.
He was very angry about that. He had a chip
on his shoulder, and he was very vocal about it,
how nobody gave him respect. Let him make his own music,
(35:19):
let him actually be in front, and he would show
you that he was good. Right. I felt the same
because I was also in that position in this industry.
So when Kanye West would bitch about the fact that
nobody gave him respect, I was like, Yeah, that's where
I'm at, right, That's how I feel. So he helped
fire me up and inspire me that way, and then
he would be outspoken politically against things like when Katrina happened.
He was the one person on the broadcast if you
(35:40):
don't know, was horrible hurricane. It was terrible what had
gone on in the city of New Orleans, and Kanye
West in the middle of everything stand there was like
George Bush does not care about black people talk about
the President of the United States that way stood up
on this whole thing, and it was one of the
most awkward things that has ever happened on TV. And
it was hilarious because Michael Myers, the guy who was
next to him during it looked so awkward just looking
(36:02):
up on YouTube, but he was doing things like that.
Now though, he just turned into an ale, like completely,
like he's bullying people. He's Pete Davidson who's got mental
health issues as well, because Kanye West also has mental
health issues. Pete Davidson who has mental health issues, He's
talking about him and things like that, and then now
he's being anti semitic. I mean, I can see how
distancing themselves, but I just didn't think it would happen
(36:23):
to Kanye because it seem like the kind of guy
who could say whatever he wanted. Literally. It's so sad
because for me, Kanye West represents so much to the
Black community in his music. He really really puts on
for the black community. And to see that like he's
totally gone, total opposite, it's really really disheartening. For sure.
Yeah it is. And I feel like Kanye West will
(36:44):
still be able to make money no matter what, because
he's got a lot of yeasies still, right, He's got
the most easies. And there's people online that are, you know, shoeheads.
They make so much money just selling old shoes. Kanye
West is about to open it Etsy and just beast
on everybody selling his own easy that he has stalked
up over the years, because now they're gonna be so
hard to get because Adidas has finally dropped him. Does
(37:06):
he have anybody else left to lose? I don't think so.
I have no idea. Valenciaga dropped him, which I don't
even I guess they had worked with him on like
fashion collaborations in the past or something. But yeah, Also,
Yay was very respected in the world of fashion, you
know Vogue and a Wintour. In the little bit Balencia,
Valenciaga has released a eighteen hundred dollar trash bag, a
(37:27):
trash bag, and they dropped Kanye West. Yeah. The Jebel
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