August 30, 2022 • 37 mins
The Jubal Show kicks off the show with the creepiest things that could ever be said to a stranger, Jubal Fresh is having a bake off with one of his neighbors in this Phone Prank, Alex Fresh reports on something that is now being offered to guests at weddings that is not alcohol in this INN, Fallyn is on the phone for War of the Roses to try and catch her boyfriend of 4 years to see why he is spending more than usual time at one of their real estate properties, there is a man on the phone who is ready to tell us his Dirty Little Secret because he cannot tell his wife, and the Jubal Show sparks conversation on a new trend going around that has to do with people quitting!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubil Show on demand. I'm Jock Eichner, and it's
time for another exciting edition of Stupid Internet Questions, America's
favorite game show, where we ask you the question that
everybody's asking on the dot com today. It's Stupid Internet
Questions and it's happening right now. Let's go. You want
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to be involved in the game, then call us up
eight to eight three four three one oh six one,
text in four one oh six one, and you can
join us in another exciting round of Stupid Internet Questions. Yea,
what is today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you didn't ask,
but here we go. What is the question that everybody's
talking about on the dot com today? Again, calls up
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eighty eight three four three one oh six one. Text
in at four one oh six one. Today's stupid Internet
question is this. What's the creepiest thing you could say
to a stranger? What is the creepiest thing you could
say to a stranger? A lot of options there, so
call us eight at eight three to four, three one
oh six one, text in four one oh six one.
What is the creepiest thing you could say to a stranger?
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I feel like I any time to think about it.
Me too, which is why I googled some answers and
found a really great one. I just want to say, Okay, Christian,
here's something that you definitely don't want to say to
a stranger. And I would not want a stranger to
say to me. What you smell different when you're awake?
Mine was gonna beard. You smell like Tom. Just that's it.
(01:22):
Just walking behind him, you smell like Tom from my space?
Who knows? CBD right, that's the question. You don't ever
answer who Tom is. But I feel like I would
be super creepy. But it was based on smell as well.
So what is the creepiest thing that you could say
to a stranger? Call us up eighty eight three four
three one oh six one, tex stand and four one
oh six one. It's stupid Internet questions and we're asking
you the question, what is the creepiest thing you could
(01:43):
say to a stranger? If anybody I don't know toms
to me, I'm already creepy down right. That's fer brad Um.
I was at a Starbucks in Hollywood on a vacation
and Ava Mendez was standing in front of me, and
I just said I like you. It's embarrassings like oh god,
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I left, I didn't get coffee or anything. She respond
she just looked at me like I was a creep
which I can complete, also saying three six one. Text
in four one oh six one stupid internet questions, and
today's stupid internet question is what's the creepiest thing you
could say to a stranger? I mean, if it's anything
other than like a compliment, like that's not creepy, then
just don't say it, right, don't say creepy things to strangers.
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But if you were, what's the creepiest thing that you
can say? We're getting a lot of texts then one
person said a creepy thing to say would be you
look like you taste good. Okay, that's a problemat I
know your license plate numbird, that's creepy. One kind of
underwear that's not as creepy as I like the underwear
that you have on today. That would be scared because
(02:46):
how you know exactly? So that would be right? It
seems like you slept well last night yesterday. I'm very
good at being creepy. By the way, text in four
one six one calls up eighty eight three, four, three
one oh six one stupid Internet questions. And today's question
is what is the creepiest thing you could say to
a stranger? Someone said you could just go up to
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someone and say you know where you hit the body?
Creep him out? Or do you want to help me
hide a body? Yes, that's definitely more creepy. Oh we
got another text. This person said I'm a mail carrier,
so I literally go up to people and say I
know where you live. Yea, I love it. See that's
super creepy. Calls up eight to eight three three one
oh six one text and four one oh six one.
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Today's stupid Internet question is what's the creepiest thing you
could say to a stranger? Someone said you could say
you smell like my ex who made me a widow. Weird.
Sorry if I woke you up last night. That's super creepy.
And another one, did you can remember to close your
bathroom window this morning because it was closed last Well,
(03:51):
the creepiest look I think that you can give anybody
is to buy your lower lip and then stare at
me and just go, oh god, there you go. That's
super creepy. That was stupid Internet questions call us up
in to day three four three one of six one
text in forward to six one. Still taking your answers
to today's stupid Internet question. What's the creepiest thing that
you could say to a stranger? Also, what's something really
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good that you could say to a stranger? You could say, Hey,
would you like to come to Vegas and with the
Jewilshow and we'll be on stage when Gail performs, and
you can. All you have to do if you want
to go to Vegas and hang out with us is
go to the Jewilshow dot com. My name is spelled
Juba l the Jewilshow dot com and then click on
party in Vegas and you can get tickets to party
(04:33):
with us on stage when Gail performs. It's in like
three weeks or something. It is it's very very soon,
very soon. And we have a real on our Instagram
where it show Jewils showing you exactly how to go
on and get the tickets and stand at the top
of our page. You really have no excuse to not
go get that. Yeah, literally, like you could be on
the stage with Gail and us while she performs. And
where does the party in Vegas? And you don't want
to have SMO and I've said it before, we're a
(04:54):
good time. Yeah. And the tickets. The tickets are super
cheap for a Vegas day and they're limited, so you
have to go get them and buy them quickly because
they're gonna sell out for sure. It's definitely a way
you've never been able to party in Vegas before on
stage to watch Gail perform and party with us and
all of the other artists that are gonna be there.
To go to the Jewelshow dot com, or you can
go at the Jewilshow on Instagram and then just see
(05:16):
that reel that shows you how to do it. Or
you can go to the Jewelshow dot com and then
click on party in Vegas and you can be hanging
out with us in Vegas to party on the daytime
stage perform. Yes, so do it. I think that's it.
I think it's all I had planned to talk about
right there. I was wondering if your blood pressure high
(05:36):
might be. I don't know, one call an ambulance. The
Jewil Show on demand, it's another Jebil phone frame mornings
on the twenties. Hello, Hey, what's shaken, neighbor. My name's
Peteekins looking for Todd. This is Todd. Howdy neighbor names
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Pete Eakins. I'm I'm sorry. How can I help you?
You can help me by back in the off excuse me? Yeah,
I'm your new neighbor. I just moved in a few
weeks ago. I haven't had the chance to reach out
to you yet, but I've met a few of the
other neighbors and I got your phone number and I I
had to give you a phone call. Um, Oh okay,
but to let you know, to back the hell off
(06:25):
the no I have What did you say? Your name was?
My name's Pete. And I know you're watching me move
in like everybody else in this neighborhood. I'm not sure
what you're talking about, but I don't think anybody was
watching you well. Either way, I would just call and
introduce myself and say, howdy, neighbor. It's nice to meet you. Howdy.
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But what seems to be the issue here? Since I
moved in, I been talking all the other neighbors and
they told me a little something about you that I
have a problem with. Okay, I can't imagine what that
would be. What I'm very confused here. You can take
your lemon tarts and you can shove them where the
sun doesn't shine. You take your lemon tarts and shove
(07:06):
them in a place that's already puckered, if you know
what I mean. Okay, Okay, so I heard you did
not need it twice. So people have an issue with
my lemon tarts. No, they think your lemon tarts are delicious.
Apparently you're the neighborhood baker. Everybody loves the things that
you make. That's all I heard was the lemon tarts
are great. The cookies are great. We'll see the cinnamon.
(07:29):
It makes some kind of a cinnamon roll that people
really love. Uh yeah, And would you like some? I'd
be happy to make a batch for the new neighbor.
I can bring them over and we can kind of
restart this. I would love it if you could bake
some of the cinnamon rolls. Bake them, roll, and then
(07:49):
shovel where the sun doesn't shine when you're done. Okay,
what's going on here? What's going on? You bake? Is
this an issue? Were you the like neighborhood baker where
you can from it's trying to be a good neighbor.
I make you a cookie that says congrats because you
got that one correct. And there's only room for one
of us on this block, and it's me. Look, I
(08:10):
have no issue with you wanting to bake and do
your thing, but this is my passion and you're not
going to stop me from making muffins for the ladies
of the neighborhood. You're not going to stop me from
making my lemon tarts, and you are not going to
disrespect me and my neighborhood when you move in here.
(08:31):
And who gives a I like to bake and you
like to bake that there can be only one. There
can be only one. This isn't some wild West Mexican
standoff about bakers. What world are you from? Baking is
a hobby at yours? I'm passion, yeah, And baking is
a what necessity and point of hostility for you? Super
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cute that it's a passion for you, because for me,
baking is my life. Is it life or death? Because
I think we can both have a life out of baking.
I'm purposely not answering that, because yes, for me, it
is nail. When you're tired the other day, didn't you
no way, Yes, effing way. Okay, you put the nail
(09:19):
in my tire. Damn right I did. So you're destroying property.
You're committing crimes all because you're a jealous little new baker.
You know there's a reason that you were moving in
by yourself. You know that, right. First of all, you're
gonna pay for that tire. And secondly, what do you
want from me this Saturday four o'clock? Bring your own pan?
(09:43):
You're kidding, right? Doesn't sound like I'm kidding this Saturday
four o'clock. It's a bake off, mother, you know what? Okay?
I could bring in those little lemon tarts a day
old and it would wipe the floor with whatever you're peddling.
I can't believe leave that this is a real thing
that's happening right now. But if it's gonna get you
(10:04):
with the gout of my neighborhood, I'm all about it.
So in your words, it's a bake off, mother? What
are you laughing at? I'm laughing because this is actually
Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on
you and your wife. Leah set you up. It's a joke. Why, oh,
my baby's serious? Never thought in my life that I
(10:31):
would say the words it's a bake off the Jewel
Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The
Idiot News Network where idiots aren't Just in the news.
For Tuesday, August thirty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and
bend over NASA's coming. Oh okay, tell you more about
(10:52):
that in just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.
I'm Alex Fresh, and there's a new trend that wedding
guests are being offered instead of alcohol. I have what
coming up as okay, I'm Christian Grace Snow And you
know that saying you can look but you can't touch. Well,
I'm telling you one city where you can't even be
giving a piece of eye candy some looks anymore. More
coming up on that my story, that's coming up in
my story more and those than just a second before
you first started the day in the I n N.
(11:12):
The news, the reports, the news. NASA has announced big plans. Okay,
and I'm only telling this story for one reason, and
you'll know what it is here in just a second.
But NASA is hoping by the end of the year
to start probing uranus. What like the planet or me
the planet. Okay, So they want to proburanus. It's a
(11:35):
big job. They say, it could take decades to fully
probe proper. You always correct me on how I pronounce things,
So mister English, say it I was supposed to, and
see if it's that funny, it's not gonna be as funny.
That's why I'm not saying it that way. Why do
they want to probe it? Why do they want to
probe what? I want to look for stuff on your
(11:55):
ausb A lot could be up there in Urine and
NASA says they want to go up there and they
want to find some stuff on Uranus. And so that's well,
maybe in two it depends on if they're gonna drill
your anus or not. Are they going to bring Uranus
soupernirs back. They're gonna probably bring some stuff back from Uranus.
(12:17):
We don't know what though. All we know is NASA
has announced big plans to probe Uranus and it could
take a long time, so they might be on and
in Uranus for a while. So we'll keep you updated
on that story. Continuing coverage of probe Gate twenty twenty two,
and this is the I n N The Idioto's network,
where idiots aren't just in the news. The news For
our next story, let's send it on over downs. Who
(12:39):
is tired of hearing about uranus geting pro Well, I
mean it's uranus. Okay. So the new trend is instead
of serving alcohol at your wedding reception, they're now serving mushrooms.
What s weddings just got one better? So hear me out.
Oh god, I've heard that it helps for anxiety and
depressional a lot, like when you microdis So I'm like, well,
(13:00):
that's cool. I mean, like I would rather be like
hanging off with my friends having a fun time like that,
being hammered and not. Remember that's true. I don't really
enjoy going to weddings that much. It depends on Yeah,
it's been a while since I've been invited to a wedding,
But when I was going to weddings more often, I mean, yeah,
sometimes it can be fun and sometimes it doesn't. It
depends on who's wedding you're going to. But if there
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was mushrooms, I'm there no matter what. It doesn't matter
who's getting married, I start crashing wedding. I like this
ud trend, you know it is legal some places too,
so starting right, just like Mary Jane did. So, I mean,
it's that's what it's coming to. I just don't know
if I want to be at a wedding. You see
someone's like uncle Billy like out here like tripping thing.
You can't like take too much. Like there's actual like
(13:42):
doses that you should take, so where you're not tripping, okay,
okayrolled mushrooms from the ground. I want to see somebody's
grandma looking at the wall being like, why is it moving?
It's great? Try it. No, it's it's a lot of fun.
Why did the centerpiece just turn into a dragon and
fly off? What's going on at this wedding? No? Thank you.
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I heard though that if you take too much and
you're around like a big, like noisy, loud crow, that
it could actually turn into chaos. So be careful and
make sure they know that you've served it to them too,
because that yeah, they're taking them in the form of chocolates. Wow,
it's pretty much like everybody just taking a shot together.
It's like one, two, three, see you on the other side. Yeah,
that's all I have saying. This is the I n
(14:25):
N News Network radios aren't just in the news. They
report the far next story, let's send on over to
Christian Gray Snow who is on location. I'm on location
in down and Duh, where a nightclub has integrated a
new rule for their nightly attendees. You can no longer
stare at someone without their consent. That's hilarious. I love that,
love it beyond freaking really you can love it? Well, okay, Well,
(14:46):
According to The New Zealand, Harold Club seventy seven and
Sydney said they want to remain a safe space, so
they updated their rules because they recently had attracted some
people who do not share their values and ethics when
it comes to what they call club culture. They're gonna
have safety officers walking around in pink vests and if
you feel that someone is staring at you and you
are not welcoming of it, you'll let them know. And
(15:07):
it can. They're basically saying that it's borderline harassment. Love it.
Unwanted attention is worderline harassment, and they will be killing
the staff immediately to get you out. Yeah, that's great.
There's so many creepy dudes just stare at people. That's
mostly dudes. There are creepy women who've done that too, Yes,
but mostly it's dudes. What if you're like drunk and
just like gaze off into space and then someone's like
you cree yes, you know, and I people are gonna
(15:28):
be kicked out of bars because there's a TV like
above somebody's head. You know how that happens. And then
people are like, they're staring at me. It's like, no,
they're trying to watch the game. This is the I
n N the Idiot News Network, where aren't just in
the news, They report the news. Tune in tomorrow the
same time for another hard hitting report from the I
n N Rumber. You can follow the show on social
media at the Jewel Show follow us all individually. I'm
at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Christian
(15:49):
Gray Snow the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War
of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Alan is
on the phone today for War of the Roses to
catch a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend of
four years, Damien, might be cheating on her. Fallon. Well,
thank you for coming on the show. It always sucks
have to come on this way. Tell us a little
bit about what's going on. Why do you think Damien
(16:11):
is cheating on you? Right? So, um, yeah, we've been
together for four years. It is hard. Um, we live
together and we also share a home as an investment property,
and we're actually like doing well with it. So we thought,
let's get another one and I ended up getting one
of those disturbing dms and so I was like, did
you say disturbing m Yeah, what do you mean explains
(16:32):
on Instagram? Well, okay, so you know how on instat
sometimes you get those those direct messages and they feel
really spam either like I can help you as NFT,
I can help you with bitcorn whatever, and you're like,
yeah's table fake. So that's what it felt like. Um.
I clicked on the account and it felt like it
was spams, so whatever. Um. When I went to go
(16:54):
to let it, the account had mentioned my boyfriend's name
and so I was like, okay, when go ahead and
like look at this a little closer, and I noticed that,
you know, it said it was like like it felt
very anonymous. Um, they said my man had been spending
too much time on on what and Avenue is the
(17:16):
street where our rental property is oh wow, Okay, so
that's definitely not spam. Then if it mentioned your boyfriend
and it was that specific, that would actually kind of
scare right right, And like it's also the same street
where we're looking to buy a second home. I get
messaged again, same profile. By the way, they have like
no other post, no followers, whatever, but the fact that
they mentioned my boyfriend. So I went ahead and ask
(17:39):
what kind of car does my boyfriend drive to like
verify the random claim, and the anonymous source says he
drives a black Cheep with the top off. Is that
what he drives? And that is what he drives? So
is there like no reason that he should be over there?
And are you concerned that it's like with either the
person like printing your house. It's this medical student that
he that is cute before and I'm just like we
(18:00):
heard jobs that was you before. Yeah, I would have
not her application on the spot, but no, I mean
he said it after we'd already started. Okay, So so
you guys have a rental property, you and your boyfriend Damien,
and you rent to this what you say, nursing student
and he thinks she's cute, and then you got DMS
(18:23):
on Instagram, saying that he's been spending too much time
on just where the rental property is? Yes, and you
don't know who sent you the DM? No, totally anonymous?
And was there any other communication between you guys besides what?
It's not sense? You know, I've just like, I just
I need to know. I feel like he's having an affair.
Who do you think it is like? Talking to you
(18:43):
over the DM? God could be anybody, I mean we
look at a lot of different Yeah, maybe somebody who
knows about the affair who wants to tell you but
doesn't want to tell you. Are you friends with any
of the neighbors like on the street? No, not really,
I don't know anybody on the street. Okay, maybe the
nursing student what's what's her name? The woman that you're intosa? Okay,
(19:06):
maybe it's her boyfriend or somebody who knows. Right, and
somebody's messaging you or trying up Yeah, who knows. Maybe
it's just her Yeah, maybe her trying to even say
it out loud. Okay, don't blame you though, Just And
how's the relationship going? Your relationship with your boyfriend? Does
everything seem normal with him or has he seemed different lately?
(19:27):
I mean it's been a little distance since we've tried
to get like the second property. I'm not gonna lie,
but like otherwise I think it feels fine, you know. Yeah,
like he's I don't know, good idea. I haven't take
his phone, but like for the last three months he's
been going to the gym. War is he getting bigger?
(19:47):
Kind of I guess not enough? Yeah, maybe that's his excuse. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Well we'll see we can figure it out.
What grocery store does he shop at? Shop? Okay, Well,
then we will do the usual and we'll call him
from the grocery store and say, every single month, we
choose one Random Awards cardmember to win a free bouquet
(20:08):
of flowers to deliver to anybody that they want in
the entire universe, and we'll see if he sends the
flowers to you or if he sends them to somebody else.
Thank you? All right, Well, pleas I'll come back and
get your ward The Rods to Catch Cheater. Con next
a Ward The Roses to Catch a Cheater If you're
just joining us. Fallon is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of four years, Damien, might be
cheating on her, all because of a random DM she
(20:30):
got on Instagram. Fairly the other day, Fallon got a
DM on Instagram that said that her boyfriend, Damien is
spending too much time on Street, which is a street
where they have a rental property together, and that property
they also rent to a nursing student named Jalissa, who
Damien Fallon's boyfriend has called cute before, so everything just
seems really suspect. He wouldn't say that right. Fallon has
(20:53):
no idea where the DM came from, but she definitely
wants to see if we can catch him cheating. So
we're about to call him from the grocery store that
he shops at and say that every single month, we
choose one random Rewards card member at random that's random twice,
and we offered them flowers from our Florida department that
they can send to anybody in the entire world, and
we'll see if he sends it to his girlfriend Fallon,
or if he sends the flowers to somebody else, maybe
(21:16):
even Jalissa, the nursing student that they rent to. Fallon,
did I miss anything. That's pretty much the jet. Okay, Well,
we'll call him right now then and we'll see if
we can figure it out for you. And remember Folan
said that if she does find out that her boyfriend's cheating,
she can't legally say the things that you would do.
All right, here we go. I'm gonna dosphon him right now. Hello, Hi,
(21:40):
is this Damien? Okay? I thought you'd be a little
more excited on that. Congratulations, Thank you for shopping. Sorry, yeah,
I just I don't understand what's going on. What is this? Oh?
You must not have you might have you heard about
the promotion that we're doing at the grocery store. No,
I haven't. Hey, well that would explain it. Um, well,
(22:02):
we got signs up. I guess you haven't seen the signs.
And also somebody should been telling you when you check out.
But every single month, we choose one random Awards card
member to say thank you for shopping, and we call
them and give them a bouquet of thirty six long
stem red roses from our floral department, delivered anywhere in
the country in your this month's winter. So congratulations, I appreciate.
I'm good. I don't want to buy anything you don't
(22:24):
have to buy anything. I'm sorry, can you play Hello?
Did you hang up? Hello? No? I'm still here. Yeah, No,
it's no, there's no feet. It's literally free flowers delivered
to anybody that you want. It's our way of saying
thank you for being a customer with us. So okay,
and you really you don't need anything from my end? Well,
I would need information to deliver the flowers, but other
(22:46):
than that, no, kind of taking the fun out of
the whole surprise for me. I guess it's not about
me and me want to have my fun with a surprise.
It's Marvi, It's is fun for you. Sorry. I'm not
trying to be joke or anything out. I just wanted
to know what it was like. Are you sure I
don't have to sign up for anything or I don't
have to pay for anything. It's one hundred percent completely free,
(23:09):
our way of saying thank you for shopping, and we
deliver the flowers to anybody that you want. Thirty six
long sim red roses. It's a ninety dollar value. Okay, yeah, cool,
well thank you. Yeah, I am excited about it. So yeah,
let's go ahead and do it. Great. So there's two
ways of going about this. I can email you a
form to fill out, but I will tell you I
recommend people don't do that. They don't like me to
(23:30):
recommend that, but I do, because the form will take
you about thirty minutes to fill out, and then after
that you're going to be hit with a bunch of
spam emails and text messages. And I don't think you
want that. No, I do not. Okay, so let's forget
about that email option. Just don't tell them we had
this conversation. If they ever call you, they probably won't.
The other way that I can do it. I can
take the information over the phone right now, and that
will just take a couple of minutes. And if you
(23:51):
don't know who you want to send them to, I can.
I can arrange to call you back in a little
bit if that's more helpful. Um, No, I think I can.
I think I can give you that info right now. Okay, great.
Then all I would need from you is a name,
first and last of the person you want to send
the flowers to, anything that you want to put on
a card, and then the address, and we are good
to queue. You'll get an email confirmation that the flowers
(24:12):
have been sent and then also an email confirmation when
they've been delivered, so you can call up and take
all the glory. Okay, all right, cool, Um, what do
you need first? Let's go with the name. Okay, her
name is Julissa, oh boy, okay? And the last name
on that okay, Julissa. And is there anything that you
(24:34):
would like to write on a card Julia? Um? Yeah,
you could just say I can't wait to see you
this weekend and wait to see you this weekend. And um,
is this a girlfriend wife something like that? Yeah? Someone,
it's yeah, something like that. I'm asking because I just
want to make sure I choose the right card. I
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got this card here. I got one that's a heart,
but I don't know if that would work very well.
It's it's a heartness says like love on it. But
I have another card that's that's a that's a heart
with a crack down the middle, and it says you're
a cheater. That would work? Uh no, what's the babe? Yeah,
that's your girlfriend? Not JEALOUSA What are you thinking? What
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the hell's going on right though? Oh? You know what's
going on? You've been caught? What is wrong with you? You? Like?
Is this why you want to get a second property
so that you can have another place to take her
or know what? Hey, sorry dat, Damian, I forgot to
tell you that this is actually the Jewel Show, the
radio show. My name is Jewel and I'm Christian Grays. Now, hey,
we do a radio saying we were catch cheaters and
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your your own friend. Yeah, full thought you might be cheating,
and it sounds like you are with the nursing student
that you guys rent to mean, what do you want
me to say right now? What do you have to say?
I mean, I I made a mistake. I don't know
what something. You know what? I'm gonna end the tennis please.
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First off, that's illegal. You should don't do something like
that that we're walking away from the deal. I can't
with you, you know what, I can't get left to you.
No final I know you're upset right now, but don't
do anything that you're going to regret later on. Oh really,
you're giving me a talk now on how to be
irrational coming from the guy who's start and it calm down.
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There's there's no reason to do something that's later on
going to affect us both financially. We have a lot
of money invested into this, and both of our credit
lines you know, are on, are on a teetering point
for this. So you got involved. Don't even you should
have thought of that. You're you get it now. You
have to own your choice. Yeah, stop trying to make
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her feel bad for it. I'm not trying to make
anybody feel bad. I'm just saying this is a big
you're making a big mistake right now, and this is
you're blowing it way out of proportion. Any mistake that
we want a choice, we can word it. Usually go
through a couple of therapy. Oh, you should have suggested
that before you are going to see another chair. Maybe
a couple of therapy before you decide to cheat. Don't
(27:05):
do this, don't make that. You know what I'm talking about.
Don't make that decision. It's done. Take me to court.
I'm sure Julisa has something nice you can wear when
she stands by you when I'm taking all of your money. Oh,
I'm gonna let you cool down and we'll discuss this
when you're when you're more calm. Oh my god, and
he hung up. Flan, I'm sorry about that. I mean that. Damn.
(27:27):
No offense dollan, but he seems like he sucks. Yeah
he does, and he's not very good at reading contracts
because otherwise he was caught that I owned most of
our properties. Oh what, don't even know it? Now? That's yeah, yeah,
I made sure to protect myself. He wanted to pertenant.
But now he's the one that's going to get I
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love The Jewels Show on demand. Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? You texted in at four one oh six
one that you had a dirty little secret to tell
the Jewels Show. So it's the Jewel Show asking you
(28:09):
what your dirty little secret is? Hi? Hello? Hello? Oh
so Hi wow? Cool? So what's your dirty little secret?
Can you tell us now? Or you gotta go somewhere else?
Shall we call you back? Oh no, I can tell you.
I have a niece and she her mom my sister.
She kind of like doesn't like to spoil her too much.
She's trying to be like that parent. So I am
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trying to be the good aunt and buying her like
new toys, you know, every time she comes over my place.
And I don't have like tons of money to spend
on these things. And you know, I'm not going to
give into every little wind, but I wanted to have something.
But so what I do is when she you know,
most kids get bored with the toy. So after she's
gotten bored with it, I return it to the store
and just get another one. And I've just been keeping
(28:52):
this going. Oh, all boxes, receipts and make sure she's
not breaking them. How old is she trying to keep
this sycling? She's five? I mean, listen, you're doing what
you gotta hear? Why not? Yeah, she's like never even
asked about the last toy, like where did it go?
So that just goes to show kids don't need all
these things. But I want her to have right, like
to look forward to when she comes over. Well, I
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think that's a genius way to save money. Yeah, I
tell you a lot. Where are you getting these toys at? Mostly? Okay,
so can they tell that you're returning these a bunch?
If you have like an account, don't they recognize you
at some point? I just go to different locations. Is
all this really worth saving? Like a big effort? It's
(29:38):
also for the fact of like they're just gonna keep
piling up around the house. Yeah, some money, I feel
like that's true, because I feel like, would do kids
do they hold on to toys for a long time
or they just play exactly and then they're over it. Yeah,
they get over it really fast. Like there might be
one thing that they'll cling to, like a blanket or something,
but for the most more toys, like every time they
see the newest one, they want that one. Well, I
guess Victoria hangs out on toys because she said, yea, yeah,
(30:01):
it's like your favorite toys when you were a little
You don't hang on to them. I don't have anything
from my childhood, I said, my mom and meat throw
them out. Alex has a doll. I wanted to cry. Yeah,
I don't want a blanket. That's about it. I don't
like a blanket. Yeah, no toys. And this girl's niece
is it gonna have a new toys either? Exactly? Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank
you for calling. All right, let's get another one. Was
(30:23):
your dirty little secret? Hey? I was wondering if I
was gonna get a call. Yeah, so I a couple
of weeks ago had a secret vasectomy. Are you married? Yeah? Yeah?
I decided I didn't really want to have another one
(30:44):
wants to have another one, So I just sort of
so you didn't notice, Wow, A well I faked a
groin injury so I could kind of humble around, yeah,
wow the creative Yeah exactly. And you're married too, so
you're like, don't you can't touch me down there? Like
a week or so, she's like, good, I haven't wanted
to for a while. So you literally went and got
(31:06):
av sectomy and your wife has no idea if she does,
she's also keeping it a secret. Yeah I don't. I
don't think she does. So have y'all not had any conversations.
Did you tell her you would rather have the vasectomy
than have more children? No, I said, getting up a
sect me about telling her that's rough? Yeah, it's probably not.
Might have a future ex wife. What if, like on
(31:27):
her end, she just stops taking like birth control or something,
and she expects to get pregnant, and then she's gonna
be like, Okay, we got to go to the doctor
because something's something's not adding and then she finds out
that you haven't secked me. That would be a hilarious conversation.
I don't know how that happened. The doctors, um I
think we figured out what the problem is. Um you
out a vasectomy? Did you know that idea? I've been
(31:51):
reading on the internet. There's people are just coming up
to you in the bus and doing vasectomies. I must
have been another victim del vasectomy. I don't. I guess
maybe I didn't really think it all the way through.
All the way through. I mean, luckily for you, they
can get reverse, so you'll just have to fake another
groining exactly. No, I'm not having any more kids, all right,
(32:17):
That's all I'm saying. The Jewel Show on demand. He
won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work
itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation whenever
possible problem is solved from me. Right, your job might
have fired you already and you don't even know it. Okay,
please explain. Yeah, you could have already been fired and
have no clue. Am I being fired? Right now? We'll
(32:38):
just see your contract talk about it. You could have
been going to your job for years and years and years,
and all of a sudden you're fired and you don't
even know it. Because of a new trend that's going on.
It's the Jewel Show, and a few weeks ago the
trend of quiet quitting went viral where people talked about
how now they're quitting just based on the fact that
they're just doing the bare minimum at their j They're
(33:00):
not trying hard anymore, they're unhappy in their jobs, so
they're just kind of doing the bare minimum. No, they're
working their eight hours and they're not going above and
beyond what they're required to do, which actually I support. Yeah,
I think everybody should do that for real. That's just
called working your eight hours. But companies expect you to
work twenty four hours a day, around the clock, seven
days a week, and I've never understood that, and that's
why I'm not a great employee. Here's the trend of
(33:27):
quiet quitting. But also that revealed that bosses are actually
doing something called quiet firing. Oh it's not a new
trend either. I guess this has been going on for
a while. It's basically passive aggressive tactics to make you
miserable until you quit your job. That's the new thing
that people are doing. So if your boss has all
of a sudden stopped giving you work to do, you
might be getting quiet fired. So quiet quick, what happened? Okay? Yeah.
(33:53):
My second job was I was a receptionist at super Cuts.
I felt like it was a pretty easy job, right,
You just kind of like the tickets on the counter,
and you clean the brushes and you take people about. Yeah.
I don't know. Anyways, my boss, I feel like, just
didn't like me because she would just come up with
all these crazy things that I didn't do, and I'm like, okay,
I guess I don't know. It was on my phone everybody.
I don't know. But I came in on a Sunday
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morning when I was supposed to work all day, and
the other receptionist, her sister was with her, which she
normally isn't and I just didn't think anything of it
until we walked in and she's like, hey, can you
come back here real quick? And then I had my
Starbucks in my hand. I was like ready to work,
and then she fired me. And then I was like, oh,
Like I was so confused. I was like, okay, well,
I guess I get a Sunday off. I was like, okay,
that was weird. Well at least she actually fired you
(34:35):
straight up to your face. Yeah, it was weird, though
she was starting to quiet fire. We had to firefire. Yes,
it's producer Brad. When I was sixteen, I found myself
in a leadership position in radio. I was the head
of public service announcements at the radio station. Yeah, big deal,
a huge deal. But we had somebody who worked for
us who would edit the public service announcements. And my
(34:56):
boss came to me and said, hey, listen, let's just
start scheduling him less and then maybe just kind of
take him off the schedule, just kind of like wean
him out of the building. So that was nineteen years ago,
and I feel weird about it still. He was an
old guy too, and apologize, but he quietly passed. I
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read this article on quiet quitting over the weekend and
it was written by a psychologist who said that quiet
quitting is actually a terrible thing to do, and quiet
firing is a terrible thing to do because, yeah, they
said that it teaches people to not have any sort
of healthy conflicts. So if you want to quit your
job or you're not happy at your job, instead of
talking to the people, you quiet quit. So then you
just shut down. But it actually makes your life miserable
(35:43):
because you're not getting what you want. Now, you're stuck
in this job and you're not leaving, and you're not
doing enough at the job to advance because you've given
up on the job, so you're not really getting anywhere
but angry. And they say with bosses the same thing,
that you're just making your employees miserable because you're scared
to have the conversation of yo, hey, you're fired, which
is not a good way to fire people. Either get
(36:03):
out or let them come in on a Sunday and
then tell them thanks, couldn't you call me? I know
they made you drive in morning. You're paying me for today.
I'm just saying, right. Somebody asked people for real world
examples of quiet firing, where your bosses don't really fire you,
but they don't want you there, so they just don't
give you things to do, so they make your life
(36:24):
miserable things like this. If this is happening to you
at your job, you might be getting quiet fired. A
person's manager used used to slowly reduce the hours of
people he didn't like until they were eventually never scheduled.
I had I had that happened at a restaurant to
a few people I was around. They got quiet fired.
They just take them off the schedule and then come
(36:44):
in and it was messed up. But it was also
funny to see them looking at the schedule for like
fifteen minutes. There's just a bullets and board in the
back of the kitchen and they're just staring at it,
and I'm like, they'd have no idea that they've been fired.
Another thing that a boss did to quiet fire someone
an assistance desk got moved from an office to the
(37:06):
corner of the copyright. Oh I put in the corner
and the office went to an intern. What that's the
way somebody got quiet fired. That's another one says a
manager kept adding more and more to a woman's workload
until it was overwhelming, but nobody else got additional work,
just her. So if that's happening to you, you know
(37:29):
you're being quiet fired. All right, it's a Jewel Show
texting four one to six one. Have you ever been
quiet fired? Or you're quiet quitting? Right? No, if you're
quiet quitting, you got time to Texas Following a six
one The Jewel Show on Demand
Then Jubil Show on demand. I'm Jock Eichner, and it's
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what is today's stupid Internet question? I'm glad you didn't ask,
but here we go. What is the question that everybody's
talking about on the dot com today? Again, calls up
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eighty eight three four three one oh six one. Text
in at four one oh six one. Today's stupid Internet
question is this. What's the creepiest thing you could say
to a stranger? What is the creepiest thing you could
say to a stranger? A lot of options there, so
call us eight at eight three to four, three one
oh six one, text in four one oh six one.
What is the creepiest thing you could say to a stranger?
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I feel like I any time to think about it.
Me too, which is why I googled some answers and
found a really great one. I just want to say, Okay, Christian,
here's something that you definitely don't want to say to
a stranger. And I would not want a stranger to
say to me. What you smell different when you're awake?
Mine was gonna beard. You smell like Tom. Just that's it.
(01:22):
Just walking behind him, you smell like Tom from my space?
Who knows? CBD right, that's the question. You don't ever
answer who Tom is. But I feel like I would
be super creepy. But it was based on smell as well.
So what is the creepiest thing that you could say
to a stranger? Call us up eighty eight three four
three one oh six one, tex stand and four one
oh six one. It's stupid Internet questions and we're asking
you the question, what is the creepiest thing you could
(01:43):
say to a stranger? If anybody I don't know toms
to me, I'm already creepy down right. That's fer brad Um.
I was at a Starbucks in Hollywood on a vacation
and Ava Mendez was standing in front of me, and
I just said I like you. It's embarrassings like oh god,
(02:03):
I left, I didn't get coffee or anything. She respond
she just looked at me like I was a creep
which I can complete, also saying three six one. Text
in four one oh six one stupid internet questions, and
today's stupid internet question is what's the creepiest thing you
could say to a stranger? I mean, if it's anything
other than like a compliment, like that's not creepy, then
just don't say it, right, don't say creepy things to strangers.
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But if you were, what's the creepiest thing that you
can say? We're getting a lot of texts then one
person said a creepy thing to say would be you
look like you taste good. Okay, that's a problemat I
know your license plate numbird, that's creepy. One kind of
underwear that's not as creepy as I like the underwear
that you have on today. That would be scared because
(02:46):
how you know exactly? So that would be right? It
seems like you slept well last night yesterday. I'm very
good at being creepy. By the way, text in four
one six one calls up eighty eight three, four, three
one oh six one stupid Internet questions. And today's question
is what is the creepiest thing you could say to
a stranger? Someone said you could just go up to
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someone and say you know where you hit the body?
Creep him out? Or do you want to help me
hide a body? Yes, that's definitely more creepy. Oh we
got another text. This person said I'm a mail carrier,
so I literally go up to people and say I
know where you live. Yea, I love it. See that's
super creepy. Calls up eight to eight three three one
oh six one text and four one oh six one.
(03:28):
Today's stupid Internet question is what's the creepiest thing you
could say to a stranger? Someone said you could say
you smell like my ex who made me a widow. Weird.
Sorry if I woke you up last night. That's super creepy.
And another one, did you can remember to close your
bathroom window this morning because it was closed last Well,
(03:51):
the creepiest look I think that you can give anybody
is to buy your lower lip and then stare at
me and just go, oh god, there you go. That's
super creepy. That was stupid Internet questions call us up
in to day three four three one of six one
text in forward to six one. Still taking your answers
to today's stupid Internet question. What's the creepiest thing that
you could say to a stranger? Also, what's something really
(04:12):
good that you could say to a stranger? You could say, Hey,
would you like to come to Vegas and with the
Jewilshow and we'll be on stage when Gail performs, and
you can. All you have to do if you want
to go to Vegas and hang out with us is
go to the Jewilshow dot com. My name is spelled
Juba l the Jewilshow dot com and then click on
party in Vegas and you can get tickets to party
(04:33):
with us on stage when Gail performs. It's in like
three weeks or something. It is it's very very soon,
very soon. And we have a real on our Instagram
where it show Jewils showing you exactly how to go
on and get the tickets and stand at the top
of our page. You really have no excuse to not
go get that. Yeah, literally, like you could be on
the stage with Gail and us while she performs. And
where does the party in Vegas? And you don't want
to have SMO and I've said it before, we're a
(04:54):
good time. Yeah. And the tickets. The tickets are super
cheap for a Vegas day and they're limited, so you
have to go get them and buy them quickly because
they're gonna sell out for sure. It's definitely a way
you've never been able to party in Vegas before on
stage to watch Gail perform and party with us and
all of the other artists that are gonna be there.
To go to the Jewelshow dot com, or you can
go at the Jewilshow on Instagram and then just see
(05:16):
that reel that shows you how to do it. Or
you can go to the Jewelshow dot com and then
click on party in Vegas and you can be hanging
out with us in Vegas to party on the daytime
stage perform. Yes, so do it. I think that's it.
I think it's all I had planned to talk about
right there. I was wondering if your blood pressure high
(05:36):
might be. I don't know, one call an ambulance. The
Jewil Show on demand, it's another Jebil phone frame mornings
on the twenties. Hello, Hey, what's shaken, neighbor. My name's
Peteekins looking for Todd. This is Todd. Howdy neighbor names
(06:01):
Pete Eakins. I'm I'm sorry. How can I help you?
You can help me by back in the off excuse me? Yeah,
I'm your new neighbor. I just moved in a few
weeks ago. I haven't had the chance to reach out
to you yet, but I've met a few of the
other neighbors and I got your phone number and I I
had to give you a phone call. Um, Oh okay,
but to let you know, to back the hell off
(06:25):
the no I have What did you say? Your name was?
My name's Pete. And I know you're watching me move
in like everybody else in this neighborhood. I'm not sure
what you're talking about, but I don't think anybody was
watching you well. Either way, I would just call and
introduce myself and say, howdy, neighbor. It's nice to meet you. Howdy.
(06:45):
But what seems to be the issue here? Since I
moved in, I been talking all the other neighbors and
they told me a little something about you that I
have a problem with. Okay, I can't imagine what that
would be. What I'm very confused here. You can take
your lemon tarts and you can shove them where the
sun doesn't shine. You take your lemon tarts and shove
(07:06):
them in a place that's already puckered, if you know
what I mean. Okay, Okay, so I heard you did
not need it twice. So people have an issue with
my lemon tarts. No, they think your lemon tarts are delicious.
Apparently you're the neighborhood baker. Everybody loves the things that
you make. That's all I heard was the lemon tarts
are great. The cookies are great. We'll see the cinnamon.
(07:29):
It makes some kind of a cinnamon roll that people
really love. Uh yeah, And would you like some? I'd
be happy to make a batch for the new neighbor.
I can bring them over and we can kind of
restart this. I would love it if you could bake
some of the cinnamon rolls. Bake them, roll, and then
(07:49):
shovel where the sun doesn't shine when you're done. Okay,
what's going on here? What's going on? You bake? Is
this an issue? Were you the like neighborhood baker where
you can from it's trying to be a good neighbor.
I make you a cookie that says congrats because you
got that one correct. And there's only room for one
of us on this block, and it's me. Look, I
(08:10):
have no issue with you wanting to bake and do
your thing, but this is my passion and you're not
going to stop me from making muffins for the ladies
of the neighborhood. You're not going to stop me from
making my lemon tarts, and you are not going to
disrespect me and my neighborhood when you move in here.
(08:31):
And who gives a I like to bake and you
like to bake that there can be only one. There
can be only one. This isn't some wild West Mexican
standoff about bakers. What world are you from? Baking is
a hobby at yours? I'm passion, yeah, And baking is
a what necessity and point of hostility for you? Super
(08:55):
cute that it's a passion for you, because for me,
baking is my life. Is it life or death? Because
I think we can both have a life out of baking.
I'm purposely not answering that, because yes, for me, it
is nail. When you're tired the other day, didn't you
no way, Yes, effing way. Okay, you put the nail
(09:19):
in my tire. Damn right I did. So you're destroying property.
You're committing crimes all because you're a jealous little new baker.
You know there's a reason that you were moving in
by yourself. You know that, right. First of all, you're
gonna pay for that tire. And secondly, what do you
want from me this Saturday four o'clock? Bring your own pan?
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You're kidding, right? Doesn't sound like I'm kidding this Saturday
four o'clock. It's a bake off, mother, you know what? Okay?
I could bring in those little lemon tarts a day
old and it would wipe the floor with whatever you're peddling.
I can't believe leave that this is a real thing
that's happening right now. But if it's gonna get you
(10:04):
with the gout of my neighborhood, I'm all about it.
So in your words, it's a bake off, mother? What
are you laughing at? I'm laughing because this is actually
Jewel from the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on
you and your wife. Leah set you up. It's a joke. Why, oh,
my baby's serious? Never thought in my life that I
(10:31):
would say the words it's a bake off the Jewel
Show on Demand. Welcome to the i n N, The
Idiot News Network where idiots aren't Just in the news.
For Tuesday, August thirty twenty two, I'm Jewel Fresh and
bend over NASA's coming. Oh okay, tell you more about
(10:52):
that in just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.
I'm Alex Fresh, and there's a new trend that wedding
guests are being offered instead of alcohol. I have what
coming up as okay, I'm Christian Grace Snow And you
know that saying you can look but you can't touch. Well,
I'm telling you one city where you can't even be
giving a piece of eye candy some looks anymore. More
coming up on that my story, that's coming up in
my story more and those than just a second before
you first started the day in the I n N.
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The news, the reports, the news. NASA has announced big plans. Okay,
and I'm only telling this story for one reason, and
you'll know what it is here in just a second.
But NASA is hoping by the end of the year
to start probing uranus. What like the planet or me
the planet. Okay, So they want to proburanus. It's a
(11:35):
big job. They say, it could take decades to fully
probe proper. You always correct me on how I pronounce things,
So mister English, say it I was supposed to, and
see if it's that funny, it's not gonna be as funny.
That's why I'm not saying it that way. Why do
they want to probe it? Why do they want to
probe what? I want to look for stuff on your
(11:55):
ausb A lot could be up there in Urine and
NASA says they want to go up there and they
want to find some stuff on Uranus. And so that's well,
maybe in two it depends on if they're gonna drill
your anus or not. Are they going to bring Uranus
soupernirs back. They're gonna probably bring some stuff back from Uranus.
(12:17):
We don't know what though. All we know is NASA
has announced big plans to probe Uranus and it could
take a long time, so they might be on and
in Uranus for a while. So we'll keep you updated
on that story. Continuing coverage of probe Gate twenty twenty two,
and this is the I n N The Idioto's network,
where idiots aren't just in the news. The news For
our next story, let's send it on over downs. Who
(12:39):
is tired of hearing about uranus geting pro Well, I
mean it's uranus. Okay. So the new trend is instead
of serving alcohol at your wedding reception, they're now serving mushrooms.
What s weddings just got one better? So hear me out.
Oh god, I've heard that it helps for anxiety and
depressional a lot, like when you microdis So I'm like, well,
(13:00):
that's cool. I mean, like I would rather be like
hanging off with my friends having a fun time like that,
being hammered and not. Remember that's true. I don't really
enjoy going to weddings that much. It depends on Yeah,
it's been a while since I've been invited to a wedding,
But when I was going to weddings more often, I mean, yeah,
sometimes it can be fun and sometimes it doesn't. It
depends on who's wedding you're going to. But if there
(13:20):
was mushrooms, I'm there no matter what. It doesn't matter
who's getting married, I start crashing wedding. I like this
ud trend, you know it is legal some places too,
so starting right, just like Mary Jane did. So, I mean,
it's that's what it's coming to. I just don't know
if I want to be at a wedding. You see
someone's like uncle Billy like out here like tripping thing.
You can't like take too much. Like there's actual like
(13:42):
doses that you should take, so where you're not tripping, okay,
okayrolled mushrooms from the ground. I want to see somebody's
grandma looking at the wall being like, why is it moving?
It's great? Try it. No, it's it's a lot of fun.
Why did the centerpiece just turn into a dragon and
fly off? What's going on at this wedding? No? Thank you.
(14:02):
I heard though that if you take too much and
you're around like a big, like noisy, loud crow, that
it could actually turn into chaos. So be careful and
make sure they know that you've served it to them too,
because that yeah, they're taking them in the form of chocolates. Wow,
it's pretty much like everybody just taking a shot together.
It's like one, two, three, see you on the other side. Yeah,
that's all I have saying. This is the I n
(14:25):
N News Network radios aren't just in the news. They
report the far next story, let's send on over to
Christian Gray Snow who is on location. I'm on location
in down and Duh, where a nightclub has integrated a
new rule for their nightly attendees. You can no longer
stare at someone without their consent. That's hilarious. I love that,
love it beyond freaking really you can love it? Well, okay, Well,
(14:46):
According to The New Zealand, Harold Club seventy seven and
Sydney said they want to remain a safe space, so
they updated their rules because they recently had attracted some
people who do not share their values and ethics when
it comes to what they call club culture. They're gonna
have safety officers walking around in pink vests and if
you feel that someone is staring at you and you
are not welcoming of it, you'll let them know. And
(15:07):
it can. They're basically saying that it's borderline harassment. Love it.
Unwanted attention is worderline harassment, and they will be killing
the staff immediately to get you out. Yeah, that's great.
There's so many creepy dudes just stare at people. That's
mostly dudes. There are creepy women who've done that too, Yes,
but mostly it's dudes. What if you're like drunk and
just like gaze off into space and then someone's like
you cree yes, you know, and I people are gonna
(15:28):
be kicked out of bars because there's a TV like
above somebody's head. You know how that happens. And then
people are like, they're staring at me. It's like, no,
they're trying to watch the game. This is the I
n N the Idiot News Network, where aren't just in
the news, They report the news. Tune in tomorrow the
same time for another hard hitting report from the I
n N Rumber. You can follow the show on social
media at the Jewel Show follow us all individually. I'm
at Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at Christian
(15:49):
Gray Snow the Jewel Show on demand. It's time War
of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Alan is
on the phone today for War of the Roses to
catch a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend of
four years, Damien, might be cheating on her. Fallon. Well,
thank you for coming on the show. It always sucks
have to come on this way. Tell us a little
bit about what's going on. Why do you think Damien
(16:11):
is cheating on you? Right? So, um, yeah, we've been
together for four years. It is hard. Um, we live
together and we also share a home as an investment property,
and we're actually like doing well with it. So we thought,
let's get another one and I ended up getting one
of those disturbing dms and so I was like, did
you say disturbing m Yeah, what do you mean explains
(16:32):
on Instagram? Well, okay, so you know how on instat
sometimes you get those those direct messages and they feel
really spam either like I can help you as NFT,
I can help you with bitcorn whatever, and you're like,
yeah's table fake. So that's what it felt like. Um.
I clicked on the account and it felt like it
was spams, so whatever. Um. When I went to go
(16:54):
to let it, the account had mentioned my boyfriend's name
and so I was like, okay, when go ahead and
like look at this a little closer, and I noticed that,
you know, it said it was like like it felt
very anonymous. Um, they said my man had been spending
too much time on on what and Avenue is the
(17:16):
street where our rental property is oh wow, Okay, so
that's definitely not spam. Then if it mentioned your boyfriend
and it was that specific, that would actually kind of
scare right right, And like it's also the same street
where we're looking to buy a second home. I get
messaged again, same profile. By the way, they have like
no other post, no followers, whatever, but the fact that
they mentioned my boyfriend. So I went ahead and ask
(17:39):
what kind of car does my boyfriend drive to like
verify the random claim, and the anonymous source says he
drives a black Cheep with the top off. Is that
what he drives? And that is what he drives? So
is there like no reason that he should be over there?
And are you concerned that it's like with either the
person like printing your house. It's this medical student that
he that is cute before and I'm just like we
(18:00):
heard jobs that was you before. Yeah, I would have
not her application on the spot, but no, I mean
he said it after we'd already started. Okay, So so
you guys have a rental property, you and your boyfriend Damien,
and you rent to this what you say, nursing student
and he thinks she's cute, and then you got DMS
(18:23):
on Instagram, saying that he's been spending too much time
on just where the rental property is? Yes, and you
don't know who sent you the DM? No, totally anonymous?
And was there any other communication between you guys besides what?
It's not sense? You know, I've just like, I just
I need to know. I feel like he's having an affair.
Who do you think it is like? Talking to you
(18:43):
over the DM? God could be anybody, I mean we
look at a lot of different Yeah, maybe somebody who
knows about the affair who wants to tell you but
doesn't want to tell you. Are you friends with any
of the neighbors like on the street? No, not really,
I don't know anybody on the street. Okay, maybe the
nursing student what's what's her name? The woman that you're intosa? Okay,
(19:06):
maybe it's her boyfriend or somebody who knows. Right, and
somebody's messaging you or trying up Yeah, who knows. Maybe
it's just her Yeah, maybe her trying to even say
it out loud. Okay, don't blame you though, Just And
how's the relationship going? Your relationship with your boyfriend? Does
everything seem normal with him or has he seemed different lately?
(19:27):
I mean it's been a little distance since we've tried
to get like the second property. I'm not gonna lie,
but like otherwise I think it feels fine, you know. Yeah,
like he's I don't know, good idea. I haven't take
his phone, but like for the last three months he's
been going to the gym. War is he getting bigger?
(19:47):
Kind of I guess not enough? Yeah, maybe that's his excuse. Yeah, yeah,
all right, Well we'll see we can figure it out.
What grocery store does he shop at? Shop? Okay, Well,
then we will do the usual and we'll call him
from the grocery store and say, every single month, we
choose one Random Awards cardmember to win a free bouquet
(20:08):
of flowers to deliver to anybody that they want in
the entire universe, and we'll see if he sends the
flowers to you or if he sends them to somebody else.
Thank you? All right, Well, pleas I'll come back and
get your ward The Rods to Catch Cheater. Con next
a Ward The Roses to Catch a Cheater If you're
just joining us. Fallon is on the phone and she
thinks that her boyfriend of four years, Damien, might be
cheating on her, all because of a random DM she
(20:30):
got on Instagram. Fairly the other day, Fallon got a
DM on Instagram that said that her boyfriend, Damien is
spending too much time on Street, which is a street
where they have a rental property together, and that property
they also rent to a nursing student named Jalissa, who
Damien Fallon's boyfriend has called cute before, so everything just
seems really suspect. He wouldn't say that right. Fallon has
(20:53):
no idea where the DM came from, but she definitely
wants to see if we can catch him cheating. So
we're about to call him from the grocery store that
he shops at and say that every single month, we
choose one random Rewards card member at random that's random twice,
and we offered them flowers from our Florida department that
they can send to anybody in the entire world, and
we'll see if he sends it to his girlfriend Fallon,
or if he sends the flowers to somebody else, maybe
(21:16):
even Jalissa, the nursing student that they rent to. Fallon,
did I miss anything. That's pretty much the jet. Okay, Well,
we'll call him right now then and we'll see if
we can figure it out for you. And remember Folan
said that if she does find out that her boyfriend's cheating,
she can't legally say the things that you would do.
All right, here we go. I'm gonna dosphon him right now. Hello, Hi,
(21:40):
is this Damien? Okay? I thought you'd be a little
more excited on that. Congratulations, Thank you for shopping. Sorry, yeah,
I just I don't understand what's going on. What is this? Oh?
You must not have you might have you heard about
the promotion that we're doing at the grocery store. No,
I haven't. Hey, well that would explain it. Um, well,
(22:02):
we got signs up. I guess you haven't seen the signs.
And also somebody should been telling you when you check out.
But every single month, we choose one random Awards card
member to say thank you for shopping, and we call
them and give them a bouquet of thirty six long
stem red roses from our floral department, delivered anywhere in
the country in your this month's winter. So congratulations, I appreciate.
I'm good. I don't want to buy anything you don't
(22:24):
have to buy anything. I'm sorry, can you play Hello?
Did you hang up? Hello? No? I'm still here. Yeah, No,
it's no, there's no feet. It's literally free flowers delivered
to anybody that you want. It's our way of saying
thank you for being a customer with us. So okay,
and you really you don't need anything from my end? Well,
I would need information to deliver the flowers, but other
(22:46):
than that, no, kind of taking the fun out of
the whole surprise for me. I guess it's not about
me and me want to have my fun with a surprise.
It's Marvi, It's is fun for you. Sorry. I'm not
trying to be joke or anything out. I just wanted
to know what it was like. Are you sure I
don't have to sign up for anything or I don't
have to pay for anything. It's one hundred percent completely free,
(23:09):
our way of saying thank you for shopping, and we
deliver the flowers to anybody that you want. Thirty six
long sim red roses. It's a ninety dollar value. Okay, yeah, cool,
well thank you. Yeah, I am excited about it. So yeah,
let's go ahead and do it. Great. So there's two
ways of going about this. I can email you a
form to fill out, but I will tell you I
recommend people don't do that. They don't like me to
(23:30):
recommend that, but I do, because the form will take
you about thirty minutes to fill out, and then after
that you're going to be hit with a bunch of
spam emails and text messages. And I don't think you
want that. No, I do not. Okay, so let's forget
about that email option. Just don't tell them we had
this conversation. If they ever call you, they probably won't.
The other way that I can do it. I can
take the information over the phone right now, and that
will just take a couple of minutes. And if you
(23:51):
don't know who you want to send them to, I can.
I can arrange to call you back in a little
bit if that's more helpful. Um, No, I think I can.
I think I can give you that info right now. Okay, great.
Then all I would need from you is a name,
first and last of the person you want to send
the flowers to, anything that you want to put on
a card, and then the address, and we are good
to queue. You'll get an email confirmation that the flowers
(24:12):
have been sent and then also an email confirmation when
they've been delivered, so you can call up and take
all the glory. Okay, all right, cool, Um, what do
you need first? Let's go with the name. Okay, her
name is Julissa, oh boy, okay? And the last name
on that okay, Julissa. And is there anything that you
(24:34):
would like to write on a card Julia? Um? Yeah,
you could just say I can't wait to see you
this weekend and wait to see you this weekend. And um,
is this a girlfriend wife something like that? Yeah? Someone,
it's yeah, something like that. I'm asking because I just
want to make sure I choose the right card. I
(24:56):
got this card here. I got one that's a heart,
but I don't know if that would work very well.
It's it's a heartness says like love on it. But
I have another card that's that's a that's a heart
with a crack down the middle, and it says you're
a cheater. That would work? Uh no, what's the babe? Yeah,
that's your girlfriend? Not JEALOUSA What are you thinking? What
(25:19):
the hell's going on right though? Oh? You know what's
going on? You've been caught? What is wrong with you? You? Like?
Is this why you want to get a second property
so that you can have another place to take her
or know what? Hey, sorry dat, Damian, I forgot to
tell you that this is actually the Jewel Show, the
radio show. My name is Jewel and I'm Christian Grays. Now, hey,
we do a radio saying we were catch cheaters and
(25:39):
your your own friend. Yeah, full thought you might be cheating,
and it sounds like you are with the nursing student
that you guys rent to mean, what do you want
me to say right now? What do you have to say?
I mean, I I made a mistake. I don't know
what something. You know what? I'm gonna end the tennis please.
(26:01):
First off, that's illegal. You should don't do something like
that that we're walking away from the deal. I can't
with you, you know what, I can't get left to you.
No final I know you're upset right now, but don't
do anything that you're going to regret later on. Oh really,
you're giving me a talk now on how to be
irrational coming from the guy who's start and it calm down.
(26:24):
There's there's no reason to do something that's later on
going to affect us both financially. We have a lot
of money invested into this, and both of our credit
lines you know, are on, are on a teetering point
for this. So you got involved. Don't even you should
have thought of that. You're you get it now. You
have to own your choice. Yeah, stop trying to make
(26:44):
her feel bad for it. I'm not trying to make
anybody feel bad. I'm just saying this is a big
you're making a big mistake right now, and this is
you're blowing it way out of proportion. Any mistake that
we want a choice, we can word it. Usually go
through a couple of therapy. Oh, you should have suggested
that before you are going to see another chair. Maybe
a couple of therapy before you decide to cheat. Don't
(27:05):
do this, don't make that. You know what I'm talking about.
Don't make that decision. It's done. Take me to court.
I'm sure Julisa has something nice you can wear when
she stands by you when I'm taking all of your money. Oh,
I'm gonna let you cool down and we'll discuss this
when you're when you're more calm. Oh my god, and
he hung up. Flan, I'm sorry about that. I mean that. Damn.
(27:27):
No offense dollan, but he seems like he sucks. Yeah
he does, and he's not very good at reading contracts
because otherwise he was caught that I owned most of
our properties. Oh what, don't even know it? Now? That's yeah, yeah,
I made sure to protect myself. He wanted to pertenant.
But now he's the one that's going to get I
(27:48):
love The Jewels Show on demand. Jebils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? You texted in at four one oh six
one that you had a dirty little secret to tell
the Jewels Show. So it's the Jewel Show asking you
(28:09):
what your dirty little secret is? Hi? Hello? Hello? Oh
so Hi wow? Cool? So what's your dirty little secret?
Can you tell us now? Or you gotta go somewhere else?
Shall we call you back? Oh no, I can tell you.
I have a niece and she her mom my sister.
She kind of like doesn't like to spoil her too much.
She's trying to be like that parent. So I am
(28:31):
trying to be the good aunt and buying her like
new toys, you know, every time she comes over my place.
And I don't have like tons of money to spend
on these things. And you know, I'm not going to
give into every little wind, but I wanted to have something.
But so what I do is when she you know,
most kids get bored with the toy. So after she's
gotten bored with it, I return it to the store
and just get another one. And I've just been keeping
(28:52):
this going. Oh, all boxes, receipts and make sure she's
not breaking them. How old is she trying to keep
this sycling? She's five? I mean, listen, you're doing what
you gotta hear? Why not? Yeah, she's like never even
asked about the last toy, like where did it go?
So that just goes to show kids don't need all
these things. But I want her to have right, like
to look forward to when she comes over. Well, I
(29:15):
think that's a genius way to save money. Yeah, I
tell you a lot. Where are you getting these toys at? Mostly? Okay,
so can they tell that you're returning these a bunch?
If you have like an account, don't they recognize you
at some point? I just go to different locations. Is
all this really worth saving? Like a big effort? It's
(29:38):
also for the fact of like they're just gonna keep
piling up around the house. Yeah, some money, I feel
like that's true, because I feel like, would do kids
do they hold on to toys for a long time
or they just play exactly and then they're over it. Yeah,
they get over it really fast. Like there might be
one thing that they'll cling to, like a blanket or something,
but for the most more toys, like every time they
see the newest one, they want that one. Well, I
guess Victoria hangs out on toys because she said, yea, yeah,
(30:01):
it's like your favorite toys when you were a little
You don't hang on to them. I don't have anything
from my childhood, I said, my mom and meat throw
them out. Alex has a doll. I wanted to cry. Yeah,
I don't want a blanket. That's about it. I don't
like a blanket. Yeah, no toys. And this girl's niece
is it gonna have a new toys either? Exactly? Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank
you for calling. All right, let's get another one. Was
(30:23):
your dirty little secret? Hey? I was wondering if I
was gonna get a call. Yeah, so I a couple
of weeks ago had a secret vasectomy. Are you married? Yeah? Yeah?
I decided I didn't really want to have another one
(30:44):
wants to have another one, So I just sort of
so you didn't notice, Wow, A well I faked a
groin injury so I could kind of humble around, yeah,
wow the creative Yeah exactly. And you're married too, so
you're like, don't you can't touch me down there? Like
a week or so, she's like, good, I haven't wanted
to for a while. So you literally went and got
(31:06):
av sectomy and your wife has no idea if she does,
she's also keeping it a secret. Yeah I don't. I
don't think she does. So have y'all not had any conversations.
Did you tell her you would rather have the vasectomy
than have more children? No, I said, getting up a
sect me about telling her that's rough? Yeah, it's probably not.
Might have a future ex wife. What if, like on
(31:27):
her end, she just stops taking like birth control or something,
and she expects to get pregnant, and then she's gonna
be like, Okay, we got to go to the doctor
because something's something's not adding and then she finds out
that you haven't secked me. That would be a hilarious conversation.
I don't know how that happened. The doctors, um I
think we figured out what the problem is. Um you
out a vasectomy? Did you know that idea? I've been
(31:51):
reading on the internet. There's people are just coming up
to you in the bus and doing vasectomies. I must
have been another victim del vasectomy. I don't. I guess
maybe I didn't really think it all the way through.
All the way through. I mean, luckily for you, they
can get reverse, so you'll just have to fake another
groining exactly. No, I'm not having any more kids, all right,
(32:17):
That's all I'm saying. The Jewel Show on demand. He
won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work
itself out naturally. We always like to avoid confrontation whenever
possible problem is solved from me. Right, your job might
have fired you already and you don't even know it. Okay,
please explain. Yeah, you could have already been fired and
have no clue. Am I being fired? Right now? We'll
(32:38):
just see your contract talk about it. You could have
been going to your job for years and years and years,
and all of a sudden you're fired and you don't
even know it. Because of a new trend that's going on.
It's the Jewel Show, and a few weeks ago the
trend of quiet quitting went viral where people talked about
how now they're quitting just based on the fact that
they're just doing the bare minimum at their j They're
(33:00):
not trying hard anymore, they're unhappy in their jobs, so
they're just kind of doing the bare minimum. No, they're
working their eight hours and they're not going above and
beyond what they're required to do, which actually I support. Yeah,
I think everybody should do that for real. That's just
called working your eight hours. But companies expect you to
work twenty four hours a day, around the clock, seven
days a week, and I've never understood that, and that's
why I'm not a great employee. Here's the trend of
(33:27):
quiet quitting. But also that revealed that bosses are actually
doing something called quiet firing. Oh it's not a new
trend either. I guess this has been going on for
a while. It's basically passive aggressive tactics to make you
miserable until you quit your job. That's the new thing
that people are doing. So if your boss has all
of a sudden stopped giving you work to do, you
might be getting quiet fired. So quiet quick, what happened? Okay? Yeah.
(33:53):
My second job was I was a receptionist at super Cuts.
I felt like it was a pretty easy job, right,
You just kind of like the tickets on the counter,
and you clean the brushes and you take people about. Yeah.
I don't know. Anyways, my boss, I feel like, just
didn't like me because she would just come up with
all these crazy things that I didn't do, and I'm like, okay,
I guess I don't know. It was on my phone everybody.
I don't know. But I came in on a Sunday
(34:13):
morning when I was supposed to work all day, and
the other receptionist, her sister was with her, which she
normally isn't and I just didn't think anything of it
until we walked in and she's like, hey, can you
come back here real quick? And then I had my
Starbucks in my hand. I was like ready to work,
and then she fired me. And then I was like, oh,
Like I was so confused. I was like, okay, well,
I guess I get a Sunday off. I was like, okay,
that was weird. Well at least she actually fired you
(34:35):
straight up to your face. Yeah, it was weird, though
she was starting to quiet fire. We had to firefire. Yes,
it's producer Brad. When I was sixteen, I found myself
in a leadership position in radio. I was the head
of public service announcements at the radio station. Yeah, big deal,
a huge deal. But we had somebody who worked for
us who would edit the public service announcements. And my
(34:56):
boss came to me and said, hey, listen, let's just
start scheduling him less and then maybe just kind of
take him off the schedule, just kind of like wean
him out of the building. So that was nineteen years ago,
and I feel weird about it still. He was an
old guy too, and apologize, but he quietly passed. I
(35:21):
read this article on quiet quitting over the weekend and
it was written by a psychologist who said that quiet
quitting is actually a terrible thing to do, and quiet
firing is a terrible thing to do because, yeah, they
said that it teaches people to not have any sort
of healthy conflicts. So if you want to quit your
job or you're not happy at your job, instead of
talking to the people, you quiet quit. So then you
just shut down. But it actually makes your life miserable
(35:43):
because you're not getting what you want. Now, you're stuck
in this job and you're not leaving, and you're not
doing enough at the job to advance because you've given
up on the job, so you're not really getting anywhere
but angry. And they say with bosses the same thing,
that you're just making your employees miserable because you're scared
to have the conversation of yo, hey, you're fired, which
is not a good way to fire people. Either get
(36:03):
out or let them come in on a Sunday and
then tell them thanks, couldn't you call me? I know
they made you drive in morning. You're paying me for today.
I'm just saying, right. Somebody asked people for real world
examples of quiet firing, where your bosses don't really fire you,
but they don't want you there, so they just don't
give you things to do, so they make your life
(36:24):
miserable things like this. If this is happening to you
at your job, you might be getting quiet fired. A
person's manager used used to slowly reduce the hours of
people he didn't like until they were eventually never scheduled.
I had I had that happened at a restaurant to
a few people I was around. They got quiet fired.
They just take them off the schedule and then come
(36:44):
in and it was messed up. But it was also
funny to see them looking at the schedule for like
fifteen minutes. There's just a bullets and board in the
back of the kitchen and they're just staring at it,
and I'm like, they'd have no idea that they've been fired.
Another thing that a boss did to quiet fire someone
an assistance desk got moved from an office to the
(37:06):
corner of the copyright. Oh I put in the corner
and the office went to an intern. What that's the
way somebody got quiet fired. That's another one says a
manager kept adding more and more to a woman's workload
until it was overwhelming, but nobody else got additional work,
just her. So if that's happening to you, you know
(37:29):
you're being quiet fired. All right, it's a Jewel Show
texting four one to six one. Have you ever been
quiet fired? Or you're quiet quitting? Right? No, if you're
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