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The Jewbil Show on demand. It's got a text in
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And the question today is what has a cult like
following but isn't actually a cult? And props to whoever
texted this in at four one oh six one. Soul Cycle,
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Peloton cross Fit. Yes, honestly absolutely those have cult like followings,
but aren't actually a cult? Call us eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. Eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one texture answer to
four one oh six one. We'll start with you, Victoria. Victoria,
what has a cult like fall following but isn't actually
a cult? I would say people who go to Starbucks
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all the time. Starbucks definitely, so people that are addicted basically, Yeah,
but there are people that will not go to any
place else but Starbucks. If you go to a town
that doesn't have a Starbucks, they probably not even college.
Then they added a Starbucks in my tiny hometown after
I moved away. Now I have plenty of reason to
go visit college right now. Eight eight eight three four
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three one oh six one. Text in four one oh
six one. What is something that isn't a cult but
has a cult like following? Christian I'm sorry, I'm just
laughing at some of the text lists as we're getting
in right now, I'm gonna share my answer. I think
that something that has a cult light following but isn't
a cult. I gotta be honest. Real Housewives, yallo. I
mean I went to Bravo Con. There were thirty five
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thousand people that rolled up from all over the world
for a three day event at the you know, just
at the chance of seeing some of their favorite Bravo
celebrities meeting other like minded individuals. I'll be fighting with
strangers online. You know. It's it's kind of a cult
that I'm to be a part of somebody text it
in at four one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet
question is what is a cult like following but isn't
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actually a cult And they said the mic ribb. Yet
people get so excited when the mic ribb comes back
at McDonald's. I had a cousin who ended her vegetarianism
of four years when the mcribb was brought back. She's
part of the McRib cult. She was sick as hell
for day. Yeah, because what what mic animal does the
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mcribb come from? It's what animal has ribs, not small
comes from right now? Eight three one six one eight
eight three four three one oh six one. What is
something that has a cult like following but isn't actually
a cult? Leo, Hey, so genuinely, I gotta say, any
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any nerd hobby, really nerd hobby, board games, card games,
If if it's something that you can get into as
a nerd and really like strategize around or build some
kind of you know, mental capacity to play it really well,
I think you can. It can really be cult following.
I've always wanted to get into magic, the gathering or
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dungeons and dragons and stuff, right, I've never been able
to because my attention span, I wouldn't be able to
sit there. I want to though, because we talk about
the nerds Leo and even nerd Out, and that's kind
of like a cult they do. Man, they get excited
about something and those guys they're all in and do that. Well,
let's magic that you mentioned magic. I actually love to
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play magic. I played all the time, play with some
friends on on weekends. And one of the formats that
they like to play, which is legacy. There's tons of
ways to to play Legacy, to build a deck of
cards where you can consistently wing it before the appointment
even get the turn. Yeah, no idea what you said there,
but jealous because I do want to understand it. But
that see, and that's cool because you have something that
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you're passionate about, right, that is just you control that, right.
It's not like you have to have a job or
your your passion is something that we need to pay
AT's introduce you can make money at it, so you
can make a living at it. Or it's stressful. It's
just like, Hey, I go work wherever I work, then
I get home and then I just magic the gathering
out all night. And I'm happy. That's amazing eight eight
three four three one six one Bennett, what is something
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that has a cult like following but isn't actually a cult? Okay?
So a couple of weeks ago, we all went on
a business trip, okay, and I was able to observe
a new cult right there. And I don't want to
be part of it all if y'all are part of it. Oh,
every not you, Jubel, Oh, Victoria Christian Hey, okay, Executive
producer Brad Richard. Every time I would hop in the
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car with y'all, before the car would even pull off,
you guys are going NonStop about the show, White Lotus.
You guys would just continue and continue, and that's all
they talked about. What about this part? What about that part?
What about? And I had no clue what they're talking about?
And it was literally every day for like three to
four days straight. I was sick of it. And Jubil,
you're lucky you were in the car. It's called taste.
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I'm sorry. It was a great show and a great
moment and you had us all cap sure. Okay, listen,
I have a weird thing about having my own car
when i'm places right, you guys had a van and
you're driving together. I ran in my own car, and
I did feel bad about that. I'm like, I hope
they know they're just not trying to be exclusive. I
just have a really I have a really weird thing
where if I'm in a town, I need to have
a car, right, But then I heard so much talk
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about white lotus. I was like, I don't feel bad
and like Lee, I'm literally about to jump out on
the freeway. The Jebel Show on demand, it's another Jebil
phone Frameay Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, I was
(05:37):
looking for Lynne. I think that it's probably a better
idea if I don't identify myself. And um, I can
tell you why pretty quickly, and I think you'll understand
where I'm coming from. But I do need to talk
to you. And I have a big problem that I
need your help with, Okay, and that is your fourteen
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year old daughter Ella. What'll try with Ellen? Well, I
don't know, I don't know how you do things in
your household, and I don't know if you're getting your
daughter ready for the future as an adult who has
to pay bills. But your daughter doesn't like paying her bills,
so I'm coming to you for payment. Well, what does
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my fourteen year old have? I didn't want to have
to do this, and I told her it was a
possibility if she didn't get to payments on time. And
she hasn't paid me in three months. I'm sorry. You've
been taking money from my fourteen year old child. What earning,
I would say, earning money from your fourteen year old
daughter for what? So? Your daughter Ella has been doing
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a bang up job in school, hasn't she. Yes, she's
very accomplished. Yeah, you read much of her. You read
her reports, you see her schoolwork, of course, good stuff. Yeah,
thanks my daughter? What do you mean thanks? I mean thanks.
I'm the one who does them. Are you serious? Yep?
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I for my daughter's work. No, I do your daughter's work.
She pays me every month. I do her work. I
get her straight a's that's the deal. And I work
with a lot of other students anyway, most of them
pay me on time. Your daughter hasn't pay me in
three months, and I told her after two months, I
gotta get my money. So how do I get? How
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do I get what I'm owed? Why are you writing
papers for my fourteen year old daughter, who needs help
with schoolwork, and who up until three months ago was
paying me on time every single month. So I don't
know what happened. I don't know if you stopped giving
her an allowance or whatever, but I need my seven
hundred and fifty dollars. Seven hundred and fifty dollars. Did
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you see all the reports that I had to write
the last two months. I shouldn't be charging her. She's
obviously going to be in trouble with you for not
doing her schoolwork. But I need my money. That's all
I really care about. You handle that however you want
to handle it. You're not getting money, okay? Are you
kick seven hundred and fifty dollars? Are you kidding me?
Absolutely not? And how exactly are you finding these customers
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that sound like more underage children? Like what are you?
What are you doing? Are you handing out business cards?
They find me online, They hire me to write some
stuff for them, and then eventually I'm such a good
student that they have me start writing everything for them,
and your daughter is wracked up quite a bill. All
I want from you is my seven hundred and fifty
dollars and I promise I'll never work with your daughter again. No,
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you'll never work with my daughter again. And you are
not getting seven hundreds. I'm gonna I'm calling the cops.
I'm calling the cops right now. Okay, So like, go ahead,
go ahead, we'll call the cop. You can tell them
how you're running this illegal scam and everything that you're writing. Report. Oh,
I'll tell money. I'm going to tell them that. You know,
I'm sure they're gonna love the tax implications on that.
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What and you have a time taxes? Are you doing
at nine? I can't put that on a tax form
because it's illegal. I thought I explained that lady. If
you just give me my seven hundred and fifty dollars,
I'll be on my way. I got reports to it.
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You're not getting anything from me. All that is going
to be given out isn't whooping when my kid gets home.
Aside from that, you can golf? What funny? What are
you laughing? I'm laughing because this is actually Jewel from
the Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you and
brother David set you up. What is a joke? He
(09:43):
said that he gives you crap all the time. Because
your daughter's really smart and says that she's having somebody
else write report. So he wanted me to call you
a mess with you. Oh, I'm gonna kill him. I'm
gonna kill him. He almost got his niece whooped. You
guys are awful. The Jewel Show on demand, Bennet, you
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story of the day, Walmart had to pull a toy
off the shelf because of a viral TikTok video. Oh gosh,
here's why. I'll just play audio of the video. They
went viral on TikTok. So we celebrate with our family
on Christmas Eve, and my grandmother got my nine month
old son this toy remote, so we put batteries in it,
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give it to my son like not paying any attention.
He's going to town, chewing on it, pressing the buttons.
We don't notice anything. Then my mom here's something and
she calls us in and she's like, it just said
something about a drive by shooting. I'm like, there's no way,
so let me see if I can get this quickly enough. Okay.
So that's her telling you what happened with this toy
(11:12):
that was a gift for her baby. Okay, her Christmas
said something about a drive by shooting. Yeah. Yeah, I'll
play the next part of the video and you can
hear what happens radio. How many Catholic priests are required
to screw a light bulb into a socket? Oh my god,
One to do the screwing and one to hear the confession.
(11:36):
So it's a remote that tells jokes, but all the
jokes are really off color jokes like that, and it's
for kids. Lord and the drive by shooting. She found
that joke. She was cycling through the jokes because she
wanted to show TikTok this. This is why Walmart had
to pull this toy off to shelves. Oh my god,
telling little kids jokes like this. She finally found the
one that she was talking about To start the video,
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it gets worse clop clip clop, bang bang clip clop,
clip clop, clip clop noise by shooting. Oh, I mean
why wow? I mean listen, the Comedians of the future
are about to be lit seriously. Apparently the toy was
(12:21):
made in Japan and Walmart bought it through a third party.
So my theory on it is that this toy company
in Japan made this, probably for Americans, and we're like, well,
we don't know what jokes to do. Let's just google
some funny American comedy. That's what they got. Good to go. Also,
if anybody has that toy that they gave it their kid,
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on over to Minnut. So in most places you need
to show an ID to purchase an alcoholic beverage or
to buy a lottery ticket. But now in one state,
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residents to upload their government issued ID before longing onto
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other websites that exceed thirty three point three percent adult content. Okay,
so in the past, these websites would just like pop up,
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even when you were sixteen. Yeah, you never stopped anyone.
I know I was before I was eighteen. I was
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you know, stop miners from going on adult sites. But
it's the Internet. There's so many loopholes. There's probably all
eleven year old that stole his uncle's ID save in
his phone, and then there's just Twitter. People're gonna fake
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Twitter and TikTok they just made that change where they're
going to put adults content on TikTok. So, yeah, have
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to upload their IDs to TikTok about listen when there's
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He was carrying two aluminum capsules full of cocaine. The
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small package resembling a backpack on the pigeon and lag
horse officials had to corner the bird in order to travel. Though,
how adorable I want with a backpack at a photo
of the back All I know is the owner in
Mexico is probably going very immaient that pigeon has got
(15:13):
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The Jewel Show on Demand. First day follow up. Nina
is on the phone today for a first date follow
up and she's not getting a call back from a
guy named Gary Bummer. Yep, it's always a Gary. He's
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always Gary, always, So Nina, before we talk about your
date and why you think Gary's not calling you back.
How long has it been since you went out with Gary?
It's been a couple of weeks now, a couple of
weeks okay? And how many times have you tried to
get ahold of Gary since your date? Um? Borderline stalking?
(16:17):
How much is borderline stalking? Yeah? Give us a number. Okay,
I want to say less than ten. I was expecting
a day what you were saying? No, now, just you know,
like after ten, it's kind of like, oh wow, like
this is desperate. Desperate is not pretty. Yeah. Did you
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change the way that you reach out to him? Not
only through social media but you texted him, called him,
even slipped an email? Yeah, no email. It's just like
texting a couple of times like hey, I hope you
have a nice day, or you know, like oh what
do you have plan for this weekend? Or's like something
like that, or you know, just random little things. It
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wasn't on schedule or anything like that. Yeah, So tell
us a little bit about your date with Gary. How
was it? It was really good? Um? You know, first thing,
like when you meet someone, you're usually like, oh, are
they gonna look the same or they're gonna like act okay,
because you know, you have like people can be special situations.
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And he was just like super cute, very handsome, like
you know, well you know when you meet someone and
you're like, oh my god, this person was raised right,
like really like nice to talk to. And he was
actually paying attention when I spoke. He wasn't just like
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oh oh oh so you want because like no, he
was like actually like paying attention to what I was saying.
What a great compliment that is to give someone you
know you were raised right, that's just like putting it
all in a nice boat. It's like, you know what
if I just had to say good job, ye, like
I'm gonna like give good job parents. But then you know,
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our date ended and it was just like oh yeah,
I'll see you again, and nothing after that. That's why
I texted him like almost ten times, ten times, just
like hey, you know, like what happened, Just let me know,
you know, if you don't want to go out with me,
and you know, I just at least I know you
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know for sure. Yeah, definitely deserves you at least an explanation, Well,
why do you think he's not calling you back? Why
do you think he's ghosting you. I honestly, I don't know,
but it would be nice. You know. It's like and
I have to say, like truly, it's like a pet teeth,
like if I if you didn't like me, like at
least tell me if you're like we like, tell me, Hey,
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I don't have time for you right now, but like
in the future maybe yeah, and we I mean, did
anything happen on your date that you know you think
went wrong? Or have you been in your head about
it at all? Because you know, normally that's what happens
when you want to date and someone ghosts you. You You
try to figure out what is there anything you can
think of? No, that's the thing, like I wish, or
maybe just me talking a lot, but like that's it.
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You said you were talking a lot and he was listening.
But were you listening when he was talking? I think
I was listening. I hope I was listening. He was
talking a lot about football, but like when I know
nothing of sports, so he says football, football, and I
honestly thought he was talking about like American football, but
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he was like talking about soccer. And he went on
and on and on about like the thief, about the
world cup about all of these things, and I'm like,
do the Cowboys playing that? Okay? Oh, okay, that's not it.
That's not it. Okay. Maybe I wasn't such a good
listener because he told me that he has like season
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tickets to like the city has a football team, and
like he goes it's like a whole thing. And I
was just like, okay, so now whatever that means. So
we've now we've got two options. Maybe you weren't listening
that good and also maybe the fact that you don't
know anything about sports turned him off. So those maybe
those could be it. But we'll find out what it is.
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Will play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if we can figure out why and get
you another date with your first date follow up next
if you're just joining us for today's first date follow up.
Nina is on the phone and she's not getting a
call back from Gary. They were where they went out,
she said, went out to dinner. I can't remember why. Remember.
One of the things that she liked about him was
he's a good Listener's they went out on a date.
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She said it was fun. She said he was a
great listener and she really liked him a lot, but
it's been a couple of weeks. She's tried to get
a hold of him a few times, more than once,
about ten and he hasn't responded. The only thing she
can think of is there was a moment on the date.
Gary is super into sports, Nina isn't. He brought up football.
She thought he was talking about American football, but he
was talking about soccer. And then she how did they go? Nina?
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You asked, you said about the Cowboys when he was
talking about actually like kick the ball with your foot soccer. Yeah,
like he was talking about the FIFA World Cops, and
I thought he was talking about like American football. So
I was like, well, I don't know, like if the
Cowboys are playing, and yeah, he was not. It was
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not a pleasant reactor him. He was like, they're definitely
not playing, So maybe that was a turn off. Yeah,
And that's the only thing that Nina can think of.
So we're about to call him see if we can
figure out what it is and try to get Nina
another date with Gary. Hello, Hey, can I speak to
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Gary please? Yeah? Yeah, what's up? Gary? How are you doing? Man?
This is Jewel from a radio show called The Jewel
Show and Victoria from the same show. I'm Bennett from
the same one. I'm Christian. Grace was also from the
same Weird So, what's surprised? How you doing? I'm good,
(22:09):
I'm good. What's what's going on? We do a thing
on the show called the First Date follow Up. That's
where if you go out on a date with someone
and then end up ghosting them, that person can email
us to get you on the phone and ask why
you're ghosting them. And we got an email from someone
about you. Okay, um, do you want to tell me who?
It's Nina? Her name is Nina. You guys went out,
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it's been a couple of weeks you've been ghosting or
she tried to get ahold of you and she wants
to know why. Um, I feel like she wanted like
something serious, and I'm like kind of just like vibing
right now. I'm not really like looking for like a
girl or anything like that. I'm just kind of like
I'm dating, like I'm going on a date here or
date there, you know, just like kind of like vibing.
(22:52):
So you don't want to go out with her again
because you're dating other people. I don't I don't know that.
I don't want to go out with it again. I
just don't want serious relationship. Like if she wanted to
go out again, I guess she was magically here or whatever.
Like if she wanted to go out again, I'd say yes,
But like I just don't want her to think that
I'm trying to, like, you know, boot up or whatever.
I don't understand why if you're still slightly interested, you
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would just completely not respond. I mean, honestly, I'm not
on my phone like that. I just I just be forgetting,
Like I got a lot going on, I'm working a lot.
I'm like, I just I just be forgetting. Like there's
no I didn't mean the ghost or I just like
every time she texts THEE at a time that I'm
not like really able to reply or I can't reply
(23:35):
or I mean to apply, and then something happens and
I'm like, oh snap, I've forgotten. So I mean, I
know it's a dumb excuse, but like I'm I don't
mean to think towards her. She's cool, it sounds like
there's something else. Yeah, I'm going on other dates with
other women. Like it's like she's not my I'm not
gonna see here and say she's my priority. But I'm
also not gonna say that I didn't have fun, like
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I would go on another date with her, but she's not.
I'm not like, you don't have to be like exclusive
after two dates. Like I mean, I feel like you
can still talk to other people while still going on
two or three dates. No, I fear you. I fear you.
You're definitely not convincing us. Um, okay, look, there's something,
but like I can't really talk about it. We're too
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far into it now. You gotta yeah, I mean I
think should be I wow, I mean we can ask her.
She's actually on the phone listing and wants to talk
to you. Oh hey, hey, um hey Gary. Um. Sorry,
(24:39):
I'm sorry. I'm a little confused because I thought we
had like a good time, but now you're kind of
just like give an excuses of why you're ghosting me.
I mean, if you don't want to really hang out, like,
I'm okay with that. I just wanted to know why.
But can you just like tell me why what it is? Like,
(25:00):
I know you don't want to say it, but like
it'll be nice to know. I mean, listen, I just
don't really want to talk about it. Um, thanks for
reaching out, I guess oh my gosh, you got more. Yeah,
I mean, like I really like you, like you. We
were fine during the day. You said that you wanted
(25:22):
to hang out it, and but like, can you at
least tell me what I did if I did something
like I don't. I don't understand. I can't. I just can't.
Like it's it's really like you know, I'm kind of cool.
But I mean, thanks for reaching out. I mean, come on,
just like tell me, like, is it that bad? You
can't say it? Just let me out. Oh my god.
(25:44):
Can you guys like put on hold or something like?
I don't I don't really want to have this conversation.
Can you all like hold on what I'm gonna put
you on hold real quick? Don't go anywhere? Okay, Okay, Gary, Okay, Gary,
she's on hold. Are you gonna tell us what it is? Okay?
I mean, just don't tell tell her some other like
bullshit you get over there. But I'm pretty sure, like
(26:06):
I'm like ninety percent sure that I slept with her
sister why the same night. No, just like in general,
because like we were talking and I knew she looked familiar,
but then we started talking about like like high school
and like where we grew up and everything and I
and then when I got home, I was like, who
what was her name? So I looked her up and
I'm like, oh, yeah, this is her And I don't
(26:27):
like like keeping it in the family. It's not my thing.
I'm not trying to break apart a family or like
anything like that. So I'm like, i'd rather just like
it's cool. So that's why I stopped talking to her,
because I'm like, listen, I'm not I know, I'm not
gonna date anymore. I don't want to come between her
and a sister. I don't know what the relationship is like,
but I don't want anything to do with it. So
I was just like cutt my ties before, like you know,
(26:49):
things come back to me, all right. So that's yeah,
And you don't want it, and you that's what you
didn't want her to know that you think you stopped
with her sister back in the day. Yeah, And I'm like,
I'm like ninety tent shure, it's pretty much a definite thing. Um,
So there you go. That's it. Um, Can I go?
They're like, don't tell her, but like, can I go now?
Like this is getting kind of weird. Yeah you can't. Um, oh,
(27:10):
I forgot to say. I didn't put on a whole
til she heard that. So you told her thanks for
saving us the trouble. Oh my god, he's left with
my sister who didn't the Jewels Show on demand jewils
dirty little Secret? Hello, Hey, this is the Jewel Show.
(27:43):
And you texted us at four one or six one
and said he had a dirty little secrets, And now
we're calling you back. What's up? Hi? Hey, Yeah, how's
it going? Yeah? I do. I do have a little secret.
It would be interesting. Can you tell us what it
is right now? Or you need us to find another
time so you can be dirty with us. No, it's
(28:03):
not it's not that dirty. Yeah, I can tell you guys. Well,
I have a scar on my left leg um, and
what I've always said is that I got it from
a dog, like a stray dog in my neighborhood. Um,
but actually what happened is I was playing I have
(28:24):
an older brother and we're like watching cartoons were kids,
and where he liked to watch like Batman and um,
the Joker, and then we went outside. We were like
rough housing. And you know in the shows, the Batman,
like he always beats up the joker a lot before
he takes them in, right, Um, So we weren't even
being that rough, honestly. But I was really a little
(28:47):
and I fell on this new planter that was out
on the front porch, and that's how I tore up
my leg, okay. But he begged me, crying, don't tell
our parents because I broke the new planner. And they
like loved this landscaping that they had done out there.
So we made a pack and I said it was
a stray dog. There had been a stray dog in
(29:07):
the neighborhood like a month ago. We hadn't seen it since.
And I said, oh, the dog came back. And that's
like the dog attacked me and knocked over the planner
and and that's how I hurt my leg, okay. So which, like,
looking back on it, I can't believe my mom believed that. Okay.
So that's your dirty little secret that you you broke
the planner but your parents never knew it was you.
(29:29):
Well kind of, Actually a few years ago, you know, siblings,
I got a little pissed off at my brother and
I actually told my mom what had happened, and he
got in trouble. Oh god, but he doesn't know. He
doesn't know that I told her. He thinks she just
found out from your brother that you rad it on
(29:52):
him years later. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I mean that's just
that's the younger sibling dynamic, right, I mean your mom
must have loved that planner to be mad years later.
Oh yeah, yeah, she's big Garden sounds like it. Yeah.
All right, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. Yeah, thanks for calling guys. I love the show.
(30:14):
Thank you. All right, let's get another one. Hello, Hey,
what's up? You texted in at four one to six
one that you have a dirty little secret, and this
is the Jewel Show calling you back to ask what
your dirty little secret is? Hi? Uh oh hi, um
yeah I did? I did? Okay, So do you want
(30:36):
to tell us? Do you have time to tell us
right now? Lay it on us? Yeah? I look. So
my friends have always kind of known me as like
the weed smoker of the group, and I like, I
don't really smoke weed anymore, and I know how to
tell them. Well, when did you stop? I stopped? Like
(30:57):
a year ago. Um, and you know, I haven't. I
haven't baked, I haven't like smoked and there. Yeah, I'm
still like the weak guy, you know, Like you know,
I'm always high, I'm always gonna be you know, and
I don't really want to be that anymore. But it's
just not it's not who I am, you know. Okay,
So your dirty little secret is that you don't but
(31:19):
you still do. You still act like you do? Then,
I mean, I guess I go along with it just because,
like you know, we have these kind of predetermined dynamics, right,
and like I just kind of go on with it.
But I don't. I don't know how to break out
of it because it's like I'm the weak guy, you know. Yeah. Yeah,
well maybe become the meth guy. Try that out, yeah
the next job. Yeah, then they won't talk to you
(31:41):
anymore at all. Yeah right right, Well, good luck figuring
it out. Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret.
Did Jewel Show on demand? It's the Jewel Show, And
let's just get right into it, like on screen phone calls,
call up, talk about whatever you want. The show is
yours and the first one of the New Years. So
let's see how it goes, Hey, what's up. Who's this? Oh?
(32:04):
This is Sarah. Oh, this is Sarah. How are you doing?
Hi Sarah, good morning. How are you good? Not too bad?
So what do you want to talk about today? The
show is now The Sarah Show. Go for it so great. Um,
I just think it's so funny. So I want at
work and I had my AirPod in my sweatshirt pocket,
and you know, I had to go to the bathroom
and my AirPod flipped out of my sweatshirt and I
(32:28):
slushed them down the toilet. So oh, if you have AirPods,
you know, don't put them in your sweatshirt. Oh, man,
flush them, Dad, it hurts. Okay, did you reach in
and try to grab them or you know, like out
of a reaction, just reach down and try to grab
them real quick before they flushed down, and then pull
away like, no, I'm not reaching in the toilet. You know,
I grew up in a really messy childhood, so my
(32:49):
hand I was so ready to go dig in for them,
but they were gone. They even reacting. That's there you go.
There's some good advice. Don't get your AirPods near the toilet. Yeah, Igine,
you're listening to a podcast and you're like, God, it
was just getting good. Call us up, baby eight three
four three one six one eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. If you've always had a
(33:11):
podcast but didn't have the time, congratulations, this is now
your podcast. It's on screen phone calls. You can talk
about whatever you want. Hello, who's this? This is Bright? Hello, Brian,
how are you today? I'm okay. Well that's better than
not okay, So sure, what's up? Man? What do you
want to talk about? Okay? So I could use some
advice on a problem I've had for a really long time.
(33:35):
I have this friend that I've known for almost ten
plenty years, okay, and I add this crush on her
the entire time. Thanks, whoa. Okay, so you've had a
crush on this person for the entire ten years that
you've known them, and they're a friend of yours practically. Yeah, okay.
(33:55):
I'm also married and have a family. Oh, so what's
advice you're looking for? I just don't know how to
like change or get over this situation. I've tried so
many ways of just like going cold turkeys, like ghosting,
not talking to this person anymore, and I like these feelings.
(34:17):
I'm just ever subsided. Okay, did you know this person
before you met your wife? Yeah? Okay, okay, So at
this point, who do you like more? I think that's important.
You know, you have to decide if you're going to
put that energy into your wife or if you're going
to pursue your friend. So I think you have to
(34:37):
decide that first. The other thing, too, is that my
friend is also not into guys. She was the guys
when I met her, and it just we've had this weird,
flirty relationship the entire time where it's like we just
tell each other everything and we could be as open
as possible. And when I met her, I was in
a different relationship than my wife. And when ended, we
(35:01):
actually did hook up once. Oh okay, so you have
hooked up once. You have a lot of hurdles facing you.
I need to start a list of thanks to take
into consideration. Christian is out a question for a minute
because he's been trying. He's trying to try and ask
you something. Go for it. Well, I originally because I'm
always like putting your put yourself in someone else's shoes,
you know, So if you found out that your wife
had secret feelings and a crush for someone for the
(35:23):
last ten years, you got to think about how much
that would probably hurt. So I originally was gonna say,
have a conversation with her and be honest, because it's
only fair to her. However, I also don't think you
should risk it for someone that is a lesbian. Yeah,
so the woman that you have a go ahead, Sorry, Brian,
go for it. It's super complicated because it would never
(35:43):
happen anyway, even if I wanted it too, would never happen, right, Okay,
And that she's on the rocks, that her relationship with
her girlfriend, and that she might even be in the guy.
I'm like, oh gosh, Brian, you are in a very
tough spot. Right. I'll give you some advice and then
I want you to think about it if you even
(36:03):
want to use it, and then if you do use it,
call back and let me know if it helped you. Okay,
because you're still like in between two worlds. You're stuck,
and you want to drop those feelings for the woman
that you have whatever it is, like, I'll just call
it infatuation for ten years, right, and you love your
wife and you want to stay with your wife. She
probably has something that attracts you that your wife either
(36:24):
doesn't have or that you don't see in your wife.
So take the time to think about that, find what
that thing is, and maybe your wife actually does have that,
and then you highlight that in your wife and oh, hey,
I actually have everything I need. Now that person is
just a friend. You're able to drop those feelings or
change the feelings to your wife. I'm not saying it's simple.
I'm saying it's really hard to do. But if you
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spend some time and think about it and boil it down,
you might be able to figure out what that thing is.
Because there's something that is keeping you thinking about that woman.
I feel like my wife also has a crush on her. Well,
then hey, I've got another price of advice for you.
And that's just the curves. The curves, yea, the story.
We have to go because it's time for the phone prank. Yeah,
(37:07):
and Bennett just called her right there. If you think
your wife is also into her, then just hey, ask
your wife and go, hey, what do you think about Maybe, um,
we all just hang out and uh have fun and yeah,
let's watch the show's sister wives and hang out the marrier.
Thanks Brian, good luck, Colin, let us know how things
go okay. Then Jebel Show on demand