November 16, 2022 • 36 mins
What happened when a mom tried to run with all the kids at her kids school? The video is going viral, and lets just say it was a very flashing moment?
Along with that news, The Jubal Show talks about the strangest thing hey have ever eaten in this Ridiculous Interne Question! Jubal Fresh pranks a guy who just recently got married and is about to be told his marriage license is not valid, Jubal Fresh reports on sexy Amazon workers in this Jubal News Network, there is a guy who is not getting a call back in this First Date Follow Up and it may be because of something he lied about, we have a listener on the phone who is keeping a Dirty Little Secret from her boyfriend, and a new study just found the cure for loneliness and one company just released the product!
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Along with that news, The Jubal Show talks about the strangest thing hey have ever eaten in this Ridiculous Interne Question! Jubal Fresh pranks a guy who just recently got married and is about to be told his marriage license is not valid, Jubal Fresh reports on sexy Amazon workers in this Jubal News Network, there is a guy who is not getting a call back in this First Date Follow Up and it may be because of something he lied about, we have a listener on the phone who is keeping a Dirty Little Secret from her boyfriend, and a new study just found the cure for loneliness and one company just released the product!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jibile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm wink Sinquan,
And it is time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, the most
exciting game show the world has ever seen. It's the
game show where we ask you the question that everybody's
talking about on the dot com today. Call up right
now if you want to be a contestant. Eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. That's eight
(00:21):
eight eight three four three one oh six one. What
do you win? Nothing? You get to weigh in on
today's ridiculous Internet question. And what is today's question? It's this,
what is the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten? Call
us up eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. That's eight eight eight three four three one
(00:41):
oh six one. Hey Jordan, what is the weirdest thing
you've ever eaten? Um? I was gonna say, asked Kirgo,
But I remember that the weirdest thing of probably eating
his pig feet. Oh, how are they prepared? Hopefully not raw?
I lived in Korea for a year. They were like cute, Yeah,
(01:01):
that sounds actually delicious. I like to eat weird foods,
so not much of this is gonna shock me. I'm
only gonna want to try everything. Yeah, but call us
eighty eight six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. What is the weirdest thing that
you've eaten? Christian? I don't know if I think it's weird,
but I also love it. It's a Southern thing. It's
called fat back. Have you ever had fat back? Yeah?
(01:24):
So delicious. It's basically like I had to google it.
It is meat of a pig. It is tissue from
under the skin of the back. Yeah. And it's like
this hard, chewy, salty stuff that you have with like
soups and things like that. And it is a Southern, delicate, delicious.
It's also a heart attack in like a tiny it
(01:46):
is fat back. You're eating fat from a back. Call
us eight eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What's the weirdest thing that You've ever eaten? And I
think I'm gonna be jealous of Zach, who's on the
phone right now, because I think he's eaten something that
I've always wanted to try. He Zach good Man, what's
the weirdest thing that you've eaten? Calbrainins. I've always wanted
(02:10):
to try it. How how was the calbrain? Well, neither
to say a texture person, and I don't know it
could be different, but I was not a fan. No, okay,
so calbrains is the weirdest thing you've eaten? I have
this terrible joke in my head. I don't want to
say it. I'm going to say it, do it, and
(02:33):
everybody's gonna hate me. He Zach, do you know if
calbrains is an aphrodisiac or not? I had no idea
because I hear it puts people in the mood. Sorry,
four one h six one. What is the weirdest thing
that you've ever eaten? Victoria? And the weird thing I've
(02:56):
ever eaten? This termites? What? Because when I was in
Coaster Rica, we were on this hike and our like
hiking guide, they were like, I guess these hermits like
on the tree and he's like that, he'ses like salt,
like just try one, and so all of us tried
one termite. Oh I thought people went to Costa Rica
for the beaches, not to eat em. Yeah. I went
to Costa Rica and I think they were messing with
(03:17):
you because they never asked me to eat a turm
call us eight eight se eight three four three one
oh six one. What is the weirdest thing that you've
ever eaten? Alex, that's spray cheese. Yeah, that's not normal
stuff it is. I don't know what that is or
why my parents botted for me when I was a child,
(03:37):
But shame on that. Yeah, it's not actual cheese. Yeah.
Call us eight eight eight three four three one six
one eighty eight three four three one six one. What
is the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten? Hey, Whitney, Hey, Hey, Hi,
is that the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Hey? No? Horse?
The horse? Yeah? Can you eat horses? That legal? To
eat horse like a family pet? Yeah? I was in
(04:00):
another country where they're not pet they're raised for meat.
Once I got passed that I was eating horse. It's
honestly one of the best meats I've ever had. Really, No,
you know what country? Was? This my ask with Lae,
I would want to try that. Well, we're going there.
Thanks for the tip. Call Us ove d eight three
four three one six one eighty eight three four three
(04:21):
one six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question
is what is the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten? Justin,
what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Balloon? I ate
that one time. Yeah, it's um, not very good. If
you don't know what that is, you can describe it justin,
go ahead, Yeah, I mean that's a fermented duck egg.
(04:42):
I mean, got a little duck with a darting little
feathers and ds, and you just peel off the show
and put a little salt on it. And it's got
a little it's got a baby duck in it that
didn't hatch, but it kind of grown. It's almost full grown,
like it almost would have hatched. And so then you
put it in like a soup and you open up
the egg and then eat it. I ate that before.
(05:04):
I didn't really dig that a whole lot. That is awful.
Call us eight at eight six one Texan four one
oh six one. The weirdest thing that I rate was puffing.
You know, puffin is no puffin. It's kind of like, um,
what are the little guys that wear tuxedos? Penguin? Penguin,
thank you. It's kind of like a penguin, but it's
a bird. They look kind of like penguins, but they
(05:25):
have like a little spiky, puffy hair and they're a
little bird. So I had a one, yeah, and it
was not very good at Oh, the Jubil Show on demand.
It's another Jubil phone frame mornings. Hello. Hi, this is
(05:46):
Pete Eakins calling from County Department of Records and I
was looking for a Ken Yeah him, Ken, How you doing?
How are you? I'm not too shabby? Thank you for asking.
How's married life so far? So good? Hey listen, I'm
calling about your marriage license that you recently applied for
(06:07):
because obviously you just tied the Connaught Yeah yeah, sure, okay,
Well hopefully this one's a charm right, yeah, the first
time's a charm Yeah yeah, yeah for you? Yeah yeah,
I mean and her and her, Well, our records don't
show the show. And there you go again, Pete over sharing.
(06:33):
Um anyway, so moving on to it real quick and
share what I'm married? Complete this tright now? Um? Sorry, Well,
I have here in my records that this is the
fourth marriage for your wife. A fourth marriage. No, no, no,
(06:53):
you're I mean, I think your records are wrong, but yeah, no,
I think I have everything here. It's Ken Amy last
name was and the address is street correct? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, definitely,
Yeah it hasn't been married before? Yeah are you saying? Yeah,
(07:15):
as been she has? I you know, what might be
something for you to talk to her about. I probably
should not get involved again. I've learned my lesson that
I've had this happen before. I mean, wait, hold on
a second, You're like hinting at things, and I kind
of need to know if my wife is married. You know,
we've only been dating a year, but I would think
(07:36):
she would have, you know, maybe told me. Okay, look,
well I'm not supposed to do this, but I can
pull up the record because I feel bad for you.
Let me just pull up the whole record here on
both of you guys, and pull it. Oh yeah, um,
so I now have a bigger issue. What, unfortunately is
(07:59):
unfortunately Ken, I have to let you know that your
wedding is null and void, which means you're not what
are you talking about. We sign a license, Everything is
valid last time I checked him, which I check all
the time. In our state, you can only be married
to one person at a time. So she's currently married,
(08:20):
is what you're telling me. My wife, she's not from
here is she? No, she's from Philadelphia. Yeah, so you
might want to call the Philadelphia records Department and get
some information there is. So you're telling me that my
wife is married in Philadelphia right now? It's well, okay, look,
I'm not supposed to do this, but you sound like
(08:42):
a nice guy, and I feel really bad for you
that it sounds like you're getting a kind of taken
advantage of here. And there's a current marriage license in
Pennsylvania and it's got her name and Thomas is the
other name on it. Are you kidding me? She's married
to that guy? Do you know him? Uh? Yeah, it's
her ex boyfriend? Oh boye husband? Maybe gotta change that night.
(09:05):
I mean, she couldn't know. It could be what is
going on? Did I marry here? Well, I'm gonna have
to ask the phone calls right now. Currently, I just
will let you know before I send this along. You
are not married because your spouse, the woman that you
thought you were married to, is married to somebody else
in Pennsylvania. Also, she's been married four times before. That's
news to you. And you didn't send in the video,
(09:27):
so I cannot make this official and send you the
video that you're supposed to send in along with the
application for a wedding license. We read that marriage license
like four different times. What's the video is supposed to
be up? Well, you're supposed to film the wedding night
when make everything official and send it on in to me?
What do you want? What did you say your name was? Again?
(09:49):
My name is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your new wife Amy
set you up. Wait, that's a joke. Hold on, hold,
hold on. No, she's not been married before. She just
wanted to mess with you a little bit and say
that she's been married for other times. Oh, I'm gonna
kill her. I'm gonna kill well, don't do that. Then
(10:13):
the marriage will be over for sure. Oh my god.
The Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the J and
N the Jewil News Network for Wednesday, November sixteen, twenty
twenty two. This is J and N News four Dummies
by dummies. I'm Jewel Fresh and move over us postal workers.
(10:34):
You're no longer the sexiest delivery people in the country. Oh,
that's your first story of the J and N today.
Everybody knows that women love a man in uniform, but
not every uniform. For example, firefighters, sexy marines, sexy hot uniforms,
Taco Bell drive through worker. Not the hottest uniform, not
the hot sauce. Usually if the uniform comes with a
name tag and a headset, it's not the sexiest. Well,
(10:57):
there's a new uniform that apparently drives people wild. In
a new poll, thirty seven percent of Americans say that
they fantasized about hooking up in a delivery driver's truck.
A delivery driver's truck, yes, yeah, And out of all
the delivery services, Amazon workers were named the most attractive
with the hottest uniforms. What okay, listen, I don't know
(11:17):
what kind of fantasies these people haven't, but I haven't
thought about this personally. Apparently thirty seven percent of people
have and Amazon workers have the sexiest uniforms. I think
it's a little shorts, maybe maybe, so it's no longer
the US Postal workers with the hottest uniforms. I thought
they were super hot. Yeah, it's definitely not Ups. But
Ups is actually my favorite delivery service that in Amazon.
(11:38):
But why, I don't know, because they're really good. I
just like they're really good. It's that same day delivery
that does turn me onto. It's like ups gonna do
any better with their uniforms. Come on. We did have
an Amazon guy that came by the house one time
that Alex thought was attractive. Oh yeah, if you didn't
know that, and he was Hispanic. But I got home
(11:59):
and she was like, I think the Amazon guy was
flirting with me. Oh well, he delivered a few times
and it was during the holiday season, right, and it's
just like a timporary job and they don't get paid
that well. And I felt bad, so I give him
a tip and he was like super excited about it.
He was only next time that he delivered, like a
few days later. He told his mom and he got
his first tip. That is so cute. And you were like,
and you were hoping he'd come in the house and
give you a tip. Yeah. The Jewil News Network. The
(12:26):
only thing that makes less sense is Kanye West office
medication foreigner story. Let's send it over to Alex Freya.
All right, So a video is going viral of a
mom who was at a school event with her daughter
at an elementary school. She mooned everybody. She was wearing
a song and I thought it was super inappropriate and hilarious.
Purpose no oh no, which I thought she did it
(12:47):
on purpose. You know. The headline made me think she
did it on purpose. And then I watched the video
and they were an event for the school. It was
like an elementary school, and she was doing some sort
of forty yard dash or something like, in a dress
that went down to her knees, and so she was
running and she knew that she wouldn't do that well
because she was an address, and so she tripped though
over her own two feet and then just went face
(13:08):
forward and her dress was all the way up by
her head. Oh my god, I was in the air.
I'm like, come on, girl, the only person that should
be more embarrassed than her or her children. Everyone saw
your mom and A thought that's what I was thinking.
I'm like, how trauma. Oh no, we would have to
move from states, not even just school, this maybe country.
You have to move to another country. I don't even
(13:30):
know if that was me, I wouldn't be able to
speak to my mom. Get out of my I played
it off really good. She said that, you know, I
just have to laugh at myself, and I'm like, well,
you're a better woman than I am. Yeah, because guy
would never see me again. Got up, I wanta kept
running an I want to go back with your dress up,
just just mooning everybody as you ran out cheeks running away. Mom, No,
(13:50):
I'm leaving. Welcome man. Oh have you guys ever seen
anything anything happened like that when you were in school?
I just traumatising event that my mom did. Was not
sure for my Christmas. Decided touch better or worse? Actually,
(14:14):
this is the Cool News Network. It's a J and N. Hey,
have you smelled your bellie lately? Oh? Let's send it
one over to Christian Gray Snow for your next story.
I'm Christian Gray Snow and Halloween may be dead and gone,
but one Texas homeowner is fully convinced that her home
is haunted, and not with just normal ghosts the ghost
of hookers. Okay. The Linda Hill, an owner of a
(14:36):
property called the Hill House, Manor and Texas, was taking
a shower on Monday when she claimed she heard someone
say looking good. She thought that it was her husband
because they were the only two in the house, but
she talked to him after and realized it wasn't him.
She says that there are a lot of ghosts in
her house, but the most common ones are hookers. It's
like a bed and breakfast type thing. And she says
whenever she has men guests come in, they complain of
(14:57):
their face being stroked or their arms being stroked in
the middle of the night. Hooker. I guess that has
to be a hooker. And the homeowner jokingly said they
try to stare up business, but they can't figure out
a way to conclude the transactions that nothing ever happened.
So if you want a free hooker session business, I mean,
I hope they're advertising that stay at this bed and breakfast,
(15:17):
we've got ghost hooker. Yeah, free hookers are the ghost
bigger in Texas too. Maybe they're not because all these
female ghosts are having a hit on the male visitors
that they're not getting what they want. I'd like to
see a couple ghost stay there, husband and wife and
the wife get in a fight with the ghost. Oh yeah,
who was rubbing her husband's face? Hands Man. Love the JNN,
(15:39):
the Jewel News Network. Listen to the JNN this same
time every single weekday morning. It's the JNN brought to
you from Newsville, USA, right in the heart of Newstown. Remember,
you can follow the show on social media at the
Jewels Show, follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
at that dres I'm at Christian Grace now the Jewel
Show on Demand. First day follow up. Ferry is on
the phone today four First day follow up. He's not
(16:02):
getting a call back from a woman named Zoe that
he went on a date with Barry. Before we get
into why you think you're not getting a call back
from Zoe and what you liked about Zoe and all
that good stuff, how long has it been since you
talked to Zoe? Hey, yeah, thanks for having me. Um.
So we spoke about a week and a half ago,
all right, and we yeah, and we met on a
(16:22):
tender you know, classic of them, you know, too too
crazy about that? How many times have you tried to
reach out to her since you guys went out? I
tried to keep it chill. I've reached out like it
twice twice. And so it was like a first thing,
run out of the date, and then just like another
I didn't get a response, but maybe the message trout
lost and I sent another thing and she just hasn't
(16:44):
responded at all. But she just found weird because the
date was like really fun and really great. Okay, we'll
tell us about it. What was really fun and really
great about it? Yeah? So we so, like I said,
we matched on tender and we messaged for a while.
It was like a week of my messaging back and forth.
Um and like she's gorgeous, man, Like she's so attractive,
(17:05):
like so cool, and she's got stas like real dark,
like wacked sense of humor, you know, like low key,
a little toxic, but like super funny, like like I'm
with it, you know, all the way okay, and like
like I remember the moment was I quoted an old
Eddie Izard bit from from like his Special Dress to Kill,
which is like one of my favorite specials all time,
(17:26):
and she finished the punchline. It was insane, like back
to his mat all right. So obviously you like stand
up comedy. She likes stand up comedy as well. Definitely. Yeah,
So that actually worked great because we she agreed to
go out a date with me and we went to
a Whitney comming show, which was like super funny, like yeah,
she's she's got someome, she's killer. So we went and
(17:47):
watched the show and then we got drinks afterwards. Uh
and that that was a week and a half ago.
Uh and and we had a great time on the date.
I thought, Um, again, the conversation was great, like she's
so foot them funny, like just a great time all around.
But I think I know, I'm like ninety nine percent
(18:09):
sure or why she was ghosting me, and like I
really needed to on this one. What do you think
it is? So like I was like really into her
even from her Tinder like profile and then like her
photos and then like are like texting. I was in
it already, so like so I was basically willing to
do whatever like I can to get a second date
(18:29):
with her, like not in a weird way, like not
go overboard, but like I just wanted to have one
more shot. Um. And one of the things I found
really attractive about her where she's she's tall. She's like
she's like five ten by it. Her Tinder profile says
she's like only interested in men six foot enough, you know,
like one of those okay, um, and I am five seven.
(18:51):
So like I I led my ass off in my Tinder,
I like changed all that stuff I didn't I did
know full body photos like it was all you know,
like high angle, like maybe look good. Okay, so you
actually changed it because you wanted her to think you
were taller. Yeah, I just wanted to shot. I was
like listen, like let me get in the door, and
then hopefully like like the vibes are good there, you know.
(19:14):
I got down her posts on text like it's gonna
be a good sun all right. And I even tried
like trying to like find some platform shoes like everywhere,
but I was like it wasn't gonna work. It really
wasn't gonna work, Okay, So so I just owned it. Um,
and like I know, I lied, and I feel like
really about that, but but like really man, like I
(19:34):
don't think there's another girl out there that I want
to be with, or at least like he of a
shot at being with more than her. She is so
cool and awesome, um cool, And yeah that's and you know,
I'm a really big fan of you guys, really good
fan of Jebel as a comedian, um, you know. And
so the reason I wanted to reach out to you
was because, um, you've talked about being short, and I
(19:57):
was hoping as like numbers of like the lollipop guild. Absolutely,
you know, as little guys have to stick together, right, Yeah,
come on right all the way. We got to stand together,
strengthen numbers. I mean, the two of us will be
able to do this together. I think I'll hop on
your shoulders so I can talk to her eye to
eye and see why she's not calling you back, and
then we'll see we get you another day, all right,
(20:17):
we'll play a song come back, and then call her
and get your first day follow up next. In the
middle of your first day follow up if you're just
joining us, Barry is on the phone and Barry wants
to call Zoe because Zoey is ghosting Barry. Did that
make sense? I hope it did. Barry went out on
a date with Zoe. They met on Tinder. Barry thinks
he knows why he's not getting a call back. It's
because he lied on his tender profile when he saw Zoe,
(20:38):
because he is not that tall. He's about five to seven,
so giant as far as I'm concerned. We're about the
same size. Yeah, but he's about five seven And she
said she likes taller guys, so he changed all his
pictures so he looked taller and then he took her
out on a date. Since the date, she hasn't talked
to him at all. Barry's guessing it's probably because he
lied about his heights, but we'll see if it's something
(20:59):
else too. All right, Barry, are you ready to call Zoe? Yeah,
let's do it. Thank you, guys. Yeah, man, all right,
here we go. Hello, Hi, messic to Zoe. Please. This
(21:23):
is Zoe. Hey Zoe, how are you? This is jew
Bowl from a radio show called The jew Bowl Show. Oh, hey, yes,
I know you shoot guys. Okay, cool? Well how are
you today? Not bad? Having a little sandwich over here?
Can we talk to you for a second or you
just want to enjoy your sandwich for a while. I mean,
the sandwich is pretty good, but you guys are also
(21:45):
pretty cool, So I think i'll talk to you all right.
Sweet Where we're calling you because we got an email
about you from Barry? Oh yep, okay, here we go.
Verry emailed us told us about your date, said you're
ghosting him, and Barry wants to know why would you
mind telling us? Oh I don't. I don't mind it
(22:07):
at all. Yeah, Barry was awesome. We had a great
time he's a sweet guy, and we saw a comedy show.
It was so funny, and I feel like we bonded.
You know, Well, he told us, he told us about
your date. He told us all that he thinks. Tell
me if I'm right or wrong on this, because he thinks.
The reason that you're not calling him back is because
Barry kind of light about his height on his saving profile. Yeah, like,
(22:29):
I'm not super into liars, you know. Yeah, liars are
short guys are both well mostly liars. You know, short
guys don't like I really, you know, I put on
my We'm out on tennor I put on my profile
that I'm only I'm five ten. I want a guy
who's six feet or taller that was on my profile
(22:51):
and Barry Man, I mean, he he really commits me.
But then in person you can't lie about that, so
the truths became clear. So that's why you're not hanging
him back because he was short, not because he's short,
because he told me he was something and he's something else.
(23:12):
Oh okay, So if you wouldn't have lied about his height,
then you would be down to maybe go out with
them again, even though he's not as tall as you like.
I mean, yeah, but it's it's just tough to to look.
We got along, it was a fun time, but look, Verry,
I know you're there. Um, I just cannot be with
someone who's just honest. I've heard this show before, I
(23:34):
know it, and you're awesome and I love jokes with you.
It's hard to be with someone you can finish punchlines with,
you know. But like, man, I don't know if I
could be with someone who's lied about who they are.
You know. Yeah, lookay, jig's up. Um Okay, first off, Zoe,
go down, so low down. I'm super sorry that I
(23:59):
lied about my height, Like I just like coming out
straight with that. That was like stupid of me. It
was dumb, Like I should not have done it. The
reason I mean, it's just straight up the reason I
did it. You were beautiful in your tender profile and
I just wanted a shot and it said six foot
over and I was like, well maybe if like let's
just like if we both vibe, if our personalities are great,
(24:23):
if we just have a great time together, that maybe
the six foot thing won't be as important. But like
I totally screwed up lying like like told it like
I'm an idiot. I'm really really sorry about that. It
was it was so dumb, but like I had to
take the chance, Like I knew it could be special
if it worked out, so I had to take the leap,
and that's why I did it. But I would like,
I'm really sorry. Sure, god, big lie, listen, I got it.
(24:46):
You got it. You gotta make up for it somehow,
But I would if you're down, that's like, I'm so sorry.
It won't ever happen again, and I just love to
go on a second tape with you if you'd be down. Guys,
what do you think? Well, shit, I do too, Well
what should I do? Alex Silby, I personally think it's
weird that you're just now dropping him, Like you knew
(25:08):
when you saw him that he obviously wasn't six foot,
but you still were able to have a great time
walk away. That would be you know, of course, but
you had fun with him, right, yeah, for one for
an evening and then be like all right, you know,
I don't think I could we have a partnership with
someone who's getting chart off like that, you know, But
(25:28):
I mean, look, I'm not sure he lied because he
wanted to go out with you, I know. And he
said some very nice things about me just now, and
he said that he's uh. I think he said he's
an idiot and he's very dumb. And I'm into that,
you know. I'm into dumb guys, idiots. That's wait for me.
(25:49):
I don't know, I'm considering it. I'm considering it. One
final thing, one final thing. I know I like about
the heights and I'm stupid. It was really stupid. Stupid. Yeah,
come into it. Many other people you know love Eddie Iszard.
I'm an idiot who gotta be something. That's gotta be something, jugs.
(26:10):
I mean, look, I think I might be down to
see you again. I just don't want you to be
lying to me about anything. High, hair color, eye color, whatever, anything.
Tell me who you are, tell me we'll food you like.
Tell me if you want bacon or bacon. Let me
ask you this, Zoe, would you like to go on
(26:31):
another date with Barry? We'll pay for it. Barry. You're
not lying about anything else, are you? Well? Okay, I'll
be straight up. I was wearing color contact. But it's
just because in two I'm just I'm not like lame,
is like color concerts to wear about everything. Okay, So,
(26:55):
so so I'm down if you're down, and I was
hoping you're always down, you know, I'm always You're always down.
That's how it's at least the only way six foot guys,
you're gonna find some benefits of five seven dude. Oh,
but I was, I was. I was hoping you're giving
another chance, and I decided to bet on myself. So
(27:17):
I had a really good feeling. So I did buy
two tickets to go see Chris Rock and Chappelle. And
if you want it, it's always good to bribe someone
with ticket. Yeah, and we don't have to pay for it. Yeah,
I want to do that. We got a log, Look,
we got a log. I'll give it another shot. I'll
(27:37):
give it another drave graduations, Barry, you got another date? Yeah,
here we go. I'll find those platform Yeah, I can
retire and it's all good, guys. The Jewels Show on
demand Jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This
(28:06):
is The Jewel Show. And you texted us at four
one o six one that you have a dirty little secret,
So we are calling you back to ask you what
your dirty little secret is. Hi. Oh, good boy. Right,
what's up? Do you have time to tell us your
dirty little secret? Yeah? Okay, sweet, we're ready. So I
(28:26):
can't stand my boyfriend. Okay, does he know that? Yeah?
He does not know that. Why. Yeah, I just it's
like we've been together five years and he's a decent guy,
but in like the last year, everything he does just
(28:47):
to annoint the crap out of me. Okay, so it
sounds like you just don't like your boyfriend. Yeah. The
issue is I'm just financially linked to him, and I
don't feel like I can break up him at all. Okay, Well,
I don't think you should be with somebody for that
reason for financial stability. Doesn't sound fun. Yeah, I just
(29:13):
I guess I feel like I'm out of options, like
my friends can't really help me in that way, and
I don't really have any family left. And we've linked
like house payments and car payments, and I almost feel
like he knows that and like enjoys that I'm stuck
that way, Like he's not a bad guy. I just I, well,
I don't know. I just feel like I'm totally linked
(29:33):
and I think, Yeah, it sounds like it's time for
you to set up an exit plan immediately, like, yeah,
you know, just taking little steps to you know, find
financial stability for yourself so you can exit the relationship. Yeah,
for sure, an't making a little plan and you're definitely
not stuck. I mean people say that a lot, like
I'm stuck in this and say, there's a there is
(29:55):
a way. And if you like, unless you enjoy having
a boyfriend that you don't like being around, which I
don't think you do, even if he's a nice guy,
probably would be more fun to be having less money
or whatever by yourself, I would guess. Yeah. I mean
little steps makes sense because I just keep thinking, like
(30:16):
if I left right now, I would be literally out
on the street. I'm sure that you know. Yeah, if
he cares about you at all, if he's a nice dude,
I don't think you would do that. Right. You also
could get married and then just get divorced and take
half of it. There you go, and that's the kind
of creative thinking you get from here creative problems, a
year and a half, two year business plan, and you
are good to go. Gwy, here's your exit plan. I mean,
(30:40):
I'll think about that. And you could always get pregnant
as well. There's two really good options that Oh my gosh, no,
the Jewel Show on demand. How dare you make me
buy two seats from my emotional support giraffe on this airplane?
Oh dare you? It's the Jewel Show And people use
all sorts of things for emotional support. Call us right
(31:01):
now eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
What do you take with you for emotional support? And
I asked a question because you'll never be lonely again
thanks to one company that just released a new item
that you can take with you wherever you go for
emotional support. A website called puffybear dot com is selling
a human sized teddy bear for adults all right, that
(31:24):
you can take with you. And it's not a small
teddy bear either. It is taller than I am. I
think it's five feet seven. It's about as tall as me.
So that would be really weird for me to take
this teddy bear anywhere, especially if I have to look
up to it to talk to it. But it's got
the head of a teddy bear and the body of
an actual person, like it looks like a man but
with a teddy bear head. And they say you can
(31:45):
take it with you wherever you go, so you'll never
feel lonely again. It costs one hundred and sixty dollars
plus shipping. The website also says be careful because it
arrives naked with no clothes and it's anatomically correct, so
you'll have to buy some clothes on the website. And
it's not an adult toy like that. It's literally for
emotional support. But I guess, however, you need that emotional support.
(32:07):
So for emotional support, they needed it to be anatomically correct.
I don't know why they did it that way. Call
us eight to eight three four three one o six
one text in four one O six one. What is
the thing that you bring with you for emotional support?
And would you buy this teddy bear instead of what
you already bring? Hey, Sydney, Yes, what do you bring
(32:27):
with you for emotional support? Oh? My two dogs? Fucking lily?
Oh okay, that sounds like one dog with a different
like a bad word before lily. So you take your
dogs with you for emotional support? Yeah? What kind of
dogs are? They have a blue healer and then another
blue healer. That's flash. Oh wow, I know someone who
(32:51):
takes an emotional support pit bull with them on planes
and gets at a seat on a plane. Yeah, but
sitting next to a pit bowl. I mean it's a
good pit bull owner. So the dogs are trained and everything,
except if I got on a plane and there was
a pit bull in the seat next to me, I
need an emotional support something. Those dogs are so emotional
(33:11):
they need an emotional support animal. Call us right now
eighty eight three four three one o six one. Text
in four one oh six one. Call us eighty eight
three four three one oh six one. Christian, what do
you take with you for emotional support? Well, you will
never ever ever catch me without there was supposed to
be an nice coffee sound effect. You can't hear it,
But you'll never catch me without a nice coffee in
my hand. I need one in my hand at all times.
(33:34):
I just especially if I'm in public. You know, it's
fueling the brain. It's keeping me alert, so I know
that if I'm having a moment where I'm feeling a
little lax, I just gulp it down and then come
back out and I'm good to go. Call us eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
at four one oh six one What do you bring
with you for emotional support? I think everybody has something
that they take with them, Like when you're a kid,
it might be a blanket, like a security blanket or
(33:56):
something like that, or an actual sized teddy bear, not
a human sized teddy bear. Like company that just released
a human sized teddy bear for adults to take with
them for emotional support. But as an adult, you still
take things with you just so you can feel comfortable
and not alone. What do you take with you for
emotional support? Victoria? I take my hydroflask everywhere, and if
I don't have it, I get like, oh my gosh,
(34:16):
where's my hydroflask? Even if you'll give me like a
water bottle, I don't want it. Is that that big
bulky thing you carry around all the time. It's a
little dented, but it's okay. Call us eight to eight
three four three one oh six one text in four
one oh six one. A company just released one hundred
and sixty dollars big huge teddy bear. It's five to
seven that you can take with you anywhere you go
so that you don't feel lonely. It's got the body
(34:37):
of a man and the head of a teddy Bear,
And what do you take with you for emotional support?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Hey Scott, what do you take with you
for emotional support? Pen? Yeah? I think a lot of
people take that with them. That's a given. Yeah, call
us eight to eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one, Alex, what do
(34:57):
you take with you for emotional support? Sunglasses? Sunglass is
a good idea too, because honestly, have you ever been
just like in not the best like mood and then
you got to make eye contact with people? Yeah, sunglasses
on it's the worst. Or you just were crying, or
you just than that that guy was talking aboutlasses. Either way,
your eyes are red for one reason or another. Call
(35:19):
us eight to eight three four three six one, textand
four one oh six one. What do you take with
you for emotional support? Hey? Leslie? What do you bring
with you for emotional support? I bring my AirPod? Yes,
your AirPods? Yeah, headphones used to make me anxious. Honestly,
they used to make me really anxious because I can't
hear anything, and like, I'm always on guard, so I
just make me nervous and then one time, I was like, Okay,
(35:39):
I'm just gonna walk through the airport right now and
put on headphones and see what happens. And it's really
it's like weird because you're in your own little world,
but there's all these people around you. AirPods is a
good one. Call us up eight to eight three four
three one oh six one, textand four one oh six one.
What do you use for emotional support? Hey, Monique, what
do you use for emotional support? Um? I use my
(36:01):
snake Virgil. Oh, what kind of snake is it. It's
a bald python. I had him since he was born,
so he just stays everywhere with me, and he just
likes to stay close. You know. People just look like
is that a snake? And he's just one of the family.
Virgil the Snake. I have a few snakes in my family.
(36:23):
To the Jewel Show on demand
Then Jibile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm wink Sinquan,
And it is time for Ridiculous Internet Questions, the most
exciting game show the world has ever seen. It's the
game show where we ask you the question that everybody's
talking about on the dot com today. Call up right
now if you want to be a contestant. Eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. That's eight
(00:21):
eight eight three four three one oh six one. What
do you win? Nothing? You get to weigh in on
today's ridiculous Internet question. And what is today's question? It's this,
what is the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten? Call
us up eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. That's eight eight eight three four three one
(00:41):
oh six one. Hey Jordan, what is the weirdest thing
you've ever eaten? Um? I was gonna say, asked Kirgo,
But I remember that the weirdest thing of probably eating
his pig feet. Oh, how are they prepared? Hopefully not raw?
I lived in Korea for a year. They were like cute, Yeah,
(01:01):
that sounds actually delicious. I like to eat weird foods,
so not much of this is gonna shock me. I'm
only gonna want to try everything. Yeah, but call us
eighty eight six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. What is the weirdest thing that
you've eaten? Christian? I don't know if I think it's weird,
but I also love it. It's a Southern thing. It's
called fat back. Have you ever had fat back? Yeah?
(01:24):
So delicious. It's basically like I had to google it.
It is meat of a pig. It is tissue from
under the skin of the back. Yeah. And it's like
this hard, chewy, salty stuff that you have with like
soups and things like that. And it is a Southern, delicate, delicious.
It's also a heart attack in like a tiny it
(01:46):
is fat back. You're eating fat from a back. Call
us eight eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
What's the weirdest thing that You've ever eaten? And I
think I'm gonna be jealous of Zach, who's on the
phone right now, because I think he's eaten something that
I've always wanted to try. He Zach good Man, what's
the weirdest thing that you've eaten? Calbrainins. I've always wanted
(02:10):
to try it. How how was the calbrain? Well, neither
to say a texture person, and I don't know it
could be different, but I was not a fan. No, okay,
so calbrains is the weirdest thing you've eaten? I have
this terrible joke in my head. I don't want to
say it. I'm going to say it, do it, and
(02:33):
everybody's gonna hate me. He Zach, do you know if
calbrains is an aphrodisiac or not? I had no idea
because I hear it puts people in the mood. Sorry,
four one h six one. What is the weirdest thing
that you've ever eaten? Victoria? And the weird thing I've
(02:56):
ever eaten? This termites? What? Because when I was in
Coaster Rica, we were on this hike and our like
hiking guide, they were like, I guess these hermits like
on the tree and he's like that, he'ses like salt,
like just try one, and so all of us tried
one termite. Oh I thought people went to Costa Rica
for the beaches, not to eat em. Yeah. I went
to Costa Rica and I think they were messing with
(03:17):
you because they never asked me to eat a turm
call us eight eight se eight three four three one
oh six one. What is the weirdest thing that you've
ever eaten? Alex, that's spray cheese. Yeah, that's not normal
stuff it is. I don't know what that is or
why my parents botted for me when I was a child,
(03:37):
But shame on that. Yeah, it's not actual cheese. Yeah.
Call us eight eight eight three four three one six
one eighty eight three four three one six one. What
is the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten? Hey, Whitney, Hey, Hey, Hi,
is that the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Hey? No? Horse?
The horse? Yeah? Can you eat horses? That legal? To
eat horse like a family pet? Yeah? I was in
(04:00):
another country where they're not pet they're raised for meat.
Once I got passed that I was eating horse. It's
honestly one of the best meats I've ever had. Really, No,
you know what country? Was? This my ask with Lae,
I would want to try that. Well, we're going there.
Thanks for the tip. Call Us ove d eight three
four three one six one eighty eight three four three
(04:21):
one six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. And today's question
is what is the weirdest thing that you've ever eaten? Justin,
what's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? Balloon? I ate
that one time. Yeah, it's um, not very good. If
you don't know what that is, you can describe it justin,
go ahead, Yeah, I mean that's a fermented duck egg.
(04:42):
I mean, got a little duck with a darting little
feathers and ds, and you just peel off the show
and put a little salt on it. And it's got
a little it's got a baby duck in it that
didn't hatch, but it kind of grown. It's almost full grown,
like it almost would have hatched. And so then you
put it in like a soup and you open up
the egg and then eat it. I ate that before.
(05:04):
I didn't really dig that a whole lot. That is awful.
Call us eight at eight six one Texan four one
oh six one. The weirdest thing that I rate was puffing.
You know, puffin is no puffin. It's kind of like, um,
what are the little guys that wear tuxedos? Penguin? Penguin,
thank you. It's kind of like a penguin, but it's
a bird. They look kind of like penguins, but they
(05:25):
have like a little spiky, puffy hair and they're a
little bird. So I had a one, yeah, and it
was not very good at Oh, the Jubil Show on demand.
It's another Jubil phone frame mornings. Hello. Hi, this is
(05:46):
Pete Eakins calling from County Department of Records and I
was looking for a Ken Yeah him, Ken, How you doing?
How are you? I'm not too shabby? Thank you for asking.
How's married life so far? So good? Hey listen, I'm
calling about your marriage license that you recently applied for
(06:07):
because obviously you just tied the Connaught Yeah yeah, sure, okay,
Well hopefully this one's a charm right, yeah, the first
time's a charm Yeah yeah, yeah for you? Yeah yeah,
I mean and her and her, Well, our records don't
show the show. And there you go again, Pete over sharing.
(06:33):
Um anyway, so moving on to it real quick and
share what I'm married? Complete this tright now? Um? Sorry, Well,
I have here in my records that this is the
fourth marriage for your wife. A fourth marriage. No, no, no,
(06:53):
you're I mean, I think your records are wrong, but yeah, no,
I think I have everything here. It's Ken Amy last
name was and the address is street correct? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, definitely,
Yeah it hasn't been married before? Yeah are you saying? Yeah,
(07:15):
as been she has? I you know, what might be
something for you to talk to her about. I probably
should not get involved again. I've learned my lesson that
I've had this happen before. I mean, wait, hold on
a second, You're like hinting at things, and I kind
of need to know if my wife is married. You know,
we've only been dating a year, but I would think
(07:36):
she would have, you know, maybe told me. Okay, look,
well I'm not supposed to do this, but I can
pull up the record because I feel bad for you.
Let me just pull up the whole record here on
both of you guys, and pull it. Oh yeah, um,
so I now have a bigger issue. What, unfortunately is
(07:59):
unfortunately Ken, I have to let you know that your
wedding is null and void, which means you're not what
are you talking about. We sign a license, Everything is
valid last time I checked him, which I check all
the time. In our state, you can only be married
to one person at a time. So she's currently married,
(08:20):
is what you're telling me. My wife, she's not from
here is she? No, she's from Philadelphia. Yeah, so you
might want to call the Philadelphia records Department and get
some information there is. So you're telling me that my
wife is married in Philadelphia right now? It's well, okay, look,
I'm not supposed to do this, but you sound like
(08:42):
a nice guy, and I feel really bad for you
that it sounds like you're getting a kind of taken
advantage of here. And there's a current marriage license in
Pennsylvania and it's got her name and Thomas is the
other name on it. Are you kidding me? She's married
to that guy? Do you know him? Uh? Yeah, it's
her ex boyfriend? Oh boye husband? Maybe gotta change that night.
(09:05):
I mean, she couldn't know. It could be what is
going on? Did I marry here? Well, I'm gonna have
to ask the phone calls right now. Currently, I just
will let you know before I send this along. You
are not married because your spouse, the woman that you
thought you were married to, is married to somebody else
in Pennsylvania. Also, she's been married four times before. That's
news to you. And you didn't send in the video,
(09:27):
so I cannot make this official and send you the
video that you're supposed to send in along with the
application for a wedding license. We read that marriage license
like four different times. What's the video is supposed to
be up? Well, you're supposed to film the wedding night
when make everything official and send it on in to me?
What do you want? What did you say your name was? Again?
(09:49):
My name is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing
a phone prank on you and your new wife Amy
set you up. Wait, that's a joke. Hold on, hold,
hold on. No, she's not been married before. She just
wanted to mess with you a little bit and say
that she's been married for other times. Oh, I'm gonna
kill her. I'm gonna kill well, don't do that. Then
(10:13):
the marriage will be over for sure. Oh my god.
The Jewel Show on demand. Welcome to the J and
N the Jewil News Network for Wednesday, November sixteen, twenty
twenty two. This is J and N News four Dummies
by dummies. I'm Jewel Fresh and move over us postal workers.
(10:34):
You're no longer the sexiest delivery people in the country. Oh,
that's your first story of the J and N today.
Everybody knows that women love a man in uniform, but
not every uniform. For example, firefighters, sexy marines, sexy hot uniforms,
Taco Bell drive through worker. Not the hottest uniform, not
the hot sauce. Usually if the uniform comes with a
name tag and a headset, it's not the sexiest. Well,
(10:57):
there's a new uniform that apparently drives people wild. In
a new poll, thirty seven percent of Americans say that
they fantasized about hooking up in a delivery driver's truck.
A delivery driver's truck, yes, yeah, And out of all
the delivery services, Amazon workers were named the most attractive
with the hottest uniforms. What okay, listen, I don't know
(11:17):
what kind of fantasies these people haven't, but I haven't
thought about this personally. Apparently thirty seven percent of people
have and Amazon workers have the sexiest uniforms. I think
it's a little shorts, maybe maybe, so it's no longer
the US Postal workers with the hottest uniforms. I thought
they were super hot. Yeah, it's definitely not Ups. But
Ups is actually my favorite delivery service that in Amazon.
(11:38):
But why, I don't know, because they're really good. I
just like they're really good. It's that same day delivery
that does turn me onto. It's like ups gonna do
any better with their uniforms. Come on. We did have
an Amazon guy that came by the house one time
that Alex thought was attractive. Oh yeah, if you didn't
know that, and he was Hispanic. But I got home
(11:59):
and she was like, I think the Amazon guy was
flirting with me. Oh well, he delivered a few times
and it was during the holiday season, right, and it's
just like a timporary job and they don't get paid
that well. And I felt bad, so I give him
a tip and he was like super excited about it.
He was only next time that he delivered, like a
few days later. He told his mom and he got
his first tip. That is so cute. And you were like,
and you were hoping he'd come in the house and
give you a tip. Yeah. The Jewil News Network. The
(12:26):
only thing that makes less sense is Kanye West office
medication foreigner story. Let's send it over to Alex Freya.
All right, So a video is going viral of a
mom who was at a school event with her daughter
at an elementary school. She mooned everybody. She was wearing
a song and I thought it was super inappropriate and hilarious.
Purpose no oh no, which I thought she did it
(12:47):
on purpose. You know. The headline made me think she
did it on purpose. And then I watched the video
and they were an event for the school. It was
like an elementary school, and she was doing some sort
of forty yard dash or something like, in a dress
that went down to her knees, and so she was
running and she knew that she wouldn't do that well
because she was an address, and so she tripped though
over her own two feet and then just went face
(13:08):
forward and her dress was all the way up by
her head. Oh my god, I was in the air.
I'm like, come on, girl, the only person that should
be more embarrassed than her or her children. Everyone saw
your mom and A thought that's what I was thinking.
I'm like, how trauma. Oh no, we would have to
move from states, not even just school, this maybe country.
You have to move to another country. I don't even
(13:30):
know if that was me, I wouldn't be able to
speak to my mom. Get out of my I played
it off really good. She said that, you know, I
just have to laugh at myself, and I'm like, well,
you're a better woman than I am. Yeah, because guy
would never see me again. Got up, I wanta kept
running an I want to go back with your dress up,
just just mooning everybody as you ran out cheeks running away. Mom, No,
(13:50):
I'm leaving. Welcome man. Oh have you guys ever seen
anything anything happened like that when you were in school?
I just traumatising event that my mom did. Was not
sure for my Christmas. Decided touch better or worse? Actually,
(14:14):
this is the Cool News Network. It's a J and N. Hey,
have you smelled your bellie lately? Oh? Let's send it
one over to Christian Gray Snow for your next story.
I'm Christian Gray Snow and Halloween may be dead and gone,
but one Texas homeowner is fully convinced that her home
is haunted, and not with just normal ghosts the ghost
of hookers. Okay. The Linda Hill, an owner of a
(14:36):
property called the Hill House, Manor and Texas, was taking
a shower on Monday when she claimed she heard someone
say looking good. She thought that it was her husband
because they were the only two in the house, but
she talked to him after and realized it wasn't him.
She says that there are a lot of ghosts in
her house, but the most common ones are hookers. It's
like a bed and breakfast type thing. And she says
whenever she has men guests come in, they complain of
(14:57):
their face being stroked or their arms being stroked in
the middle of the night. Hooker. I guess that has
to be a hooker. And the homeowner jokingly said they
try to stare up business, but they can't figure out
a way to conclude the transactions that nothing ever happened.
So if you want a free hooker session business, I mean,
I hope they're advertising that stay at this bed and breakfast,
(15:17):
we've got ghost hooker. Yeah, free hookers are the ghost
bigger in Texas too. Maybe they're not because all these
female ghosts are having a hit on the male visitors
that they're not getting what they want. I'd like to
see a couple ghost stay there, husband and wife and
the wife get in a fight with the ghost. Oh yeah,
who was rubbing her husband's face? Hands Man. Love the JNN,
(15:39):
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Show on Demand. First day follow up. Ferry is on
the phone today four First day follow up. He's not
(16:02):
getting a call back from a woman named Zoe that
he went on a date with Barry. Before we get
into why you think you're not getting a call back
from Zoe and what you liked about Zoe and all
that good stuff, how long has it been since you
talked to Zoe? Hey, yeah, thanks for having me. Um.
So we spoke about a week and a half ago,
all right, and we yeah, and we met on a
(16:22):
tender you know, classic of them, you know, too too
crazy about that? How many times have you tried to
reach out to her since you guys went out? I
tried to keep it chill. I've reached out like it
twice twice. And so it was like a first thing,
run out of the date, and then just like another
I didn't get a response, but maybe the message trout
lost and I sent another thing and she just hasn't
(16:44):
responded at all. But she just found weird because the
date was like really fun and really great. Okay, we'll
tell us about it. What was really fun and really
great about it? Yeah? So we so, like I said,
we matched on tender and we messaged for a while.
It was like a week of my messaging back and forth.
Um and like she's gorgeous, man, Like she's so attractive,
(17:05):
like so cool, and she's got stas like real dark,
like wacked sense of humor, you know, like low key,
a little toxic, but like super funny, like like I'm
with it, you know, all the way okay, and like
like I remember the moment was I quoted an old
Eddie Izard bit from from like his Special Dress to Kill,
which is like one of my favorite specials all time,
(17:26):
and she finished the punchline. It was insane, like back
to his mat all right. So obviously you like stand
up comedy. She likes stand up comedy as well. Definitely. Yeah,
So that actually worked great because we she agreed to
go out a date with me and we went to
a Whitney comming show, which was like super funny, like yeah,
she's she's got someome, she's killer. So we went and
(17:47):
watched the show and then we got drinks afterwards. Uh
and that that was a week and a half ago.
Uh and and we had a great time on the date.
I thought, Um, again, the conversation was great, like she's
so foot them funny, like just a great time all around.
But I think I know, I'm like ninety nine percent
(18:09):
sure or why she was ghosting me, and like I
really needed to on this one. What do you think
it is? So like I was like really into her
even from her Tinder like profile and then like her
photos and then like are like texting. I was in
it already, so like so I was basically willing to
do whatever like I can to get a second date
(18:29):
with her, like not in a weird way, like not
go overboard, but like I just wanted to have one
more shot. Um. And one of the things I found
really attractive about her where she's she's tall. She's like
she's like five ten by it. Her Tinder profile says
she's like only interested in men six foot enough, you know,
like one of those okay, um, and I am five seven.
(18:51):
So like I I led my ass off in my Tinder,
I like changed all that stuff I didn't I did
know full body photos like it was all you know,
like high angle, like maybe look good. Okay, so you
actually changed it because you wanted her to think you
were taller. Yeah, I just wanted to shot. I was
like listen, like let me get in the door, and
then hopefully like like the vibes are good there, you know.
(19:14):
I got down her posts on text like it's gonna
be a good sun all right. And I even tried
like trying to like find some platform shoes like everywhere,
but I was like it wasn't gonna work. It really
wasn't gonna work, Okay, So so I just owned it. Um,
and like I know, I lied, and I feel like
really about that, but but like really man, like I
(19:34):
don't think there's another girl out there that I want
to be with, or at least like he of a
shot at being with more than her. She is so
cool and awesome, um cool, And yeah that's and you know,
I'm a really big fan of you guys, really good
fan of Jebel as a comedian, um, you know. And
so the reason I wanted to reach out to you
was because, um, you've talked about being short, and I
(19:57):
was hoping as like numbers of like the lollipop guild. Absolutely,
you know, as little guys have to stick together, right, Yeah,
come on right all the way. We got to stand together,
strengthen numbers. I mean, the two of us will be
able to do this together. I think I'll hop on
your shoulders so I can talk to her eye to
eye and see why she's not calling you back, and
then we'll see we get you another day, all right,
(20:17):
we'll play a song come back, and then call her
and get your first day follow up next. In the
middle of your first day follow up if you're just
joining us, Barry is on the phone and Barry wants
to call Zoe because Zoey is ghosting Barry. Did that
make sense? I hope it did. Barry went out on
a date with Zoe. They met on Tinder. Barry thinks
he knows why he's not getting a call back. It's
because he lied on his tender profile when he saw Zoe,
(20:38):
because he is not that tall. He's about five to seven,
so giant as far as I'm concerned. We're about the
same size. Yeah, but he's about five seven And she
said she likes taller guys, so he changed all his
pictures so he looked taller and then he took her
out on a date. Since the date, she hasn't talked
to him at all. Barry's guessing it's probably because he
lied about his heights, but we'll see if it's something
(20:59):
else too. All right, Barry, are you ready to call Zoe? Yeah,
let's do it. Thank you, guys. Yeah, man, all right,
here we go. Hello, Hi, messic to Zoe. Please. This
(21:23):
is Zoe. Hey Zoe, how are you? This is jew
Bowl from a radio show called The jew Bowl Show. Oh, hey, yes,
I know you shoot guys. Okay, cool? Well how are
you today? Not bad? Having a little sandwich over here?
Can we talk to you for a second or you
just want to enjoy your sandwich for a while. I mean,
the sandwich is pretty good, but you guys are also
(21:45):
pretty cool, So I think i'll talk to you all right.
Sweet Where we're calling you because we got an email
about you from Barry? Oh yep, okay, here we go.
Verry emailed us told us about your date, said you're
ghosting him, and Barry wants to know why would you
mind telling us? Oh I don't. I don't mind it
(22:07):
at all. Yeah, Barry was awesome. We had a great
time he's a sweet guy, and we saw a comedy show.
It was so funny, and I feel like we bonded.
You know, Well, he told us, he told us about
your date. He told us all that he thinks. Tell
me if I'm right or wrong on this, because he thinks.
The reason that you're not calling him back is because
Barry kind of light about his height on his saving profile. Yeah, like,
(22:29):
I'm not super into liars, you know. Yeah, liars are
short guys are both well mostly liars. You know, short
guys don't like I really, you know, I put on
my We'm out on tennor I put on my profile
that I'm only I'm five ten. I want a guy
who's six feet or taller that was on my profile
(22:51):
and Barry Man, I mean, he he really commits me.
But then in person you can't lie about that, so
the truths became clear. So that's why you're not hanging
him back because he was short, not because he's short,
because he told me he was something and he's something else.
(23:12):
Oh okay, So if you wouldn't have lied about his height,
then you would be down to maybe go out with
them again, even though he's not as tall as you like.
I mean, yeah, but it's it's just tough to to look.
We got along, it was a fun time, but look, Verry,
I know you're there. Um, I just cannot be with
someone who's just honest. I've heard this show before, I
(23:34):
know it, and you're awesome and I love jokes with you.
It's hard to be with someone you can finish punchlines with,
you know. But like, man, I don't know if I
could be with someone who's lied about who they are.
You know. Yeah, lookay, jig's up. Um Okay, first off, Zoe,
go down, so low down. I'm super sorry that I
(23:59):
lied about my height, Like I just like coming out
straight with that. That was like stupid of me. It
was dumb, Like I should not have done it. The
reason I mean, it's just straight up the reason I
did it. You were beautiful in your tender profile and
I just wanted a shot and it said six foot
over and I was like, well maybe if like let's
just like if we both vibe, if our personalities are great,
(24:23):
if we just have a great time together, that maybe
the six foot thing won't be as important. But like
I totally screwed up lying like like told it like
I'm an idiot. I'm really really sorry about that. It
was it was so dumb, but like I had to
take the chance, Like I knew it could be special
if it worked out, so I had to take the leap,
and that's why I did it. But I would like,
I'm really sorry. Sure, god, big lie, listen, I got it.
(24:46):
You got it. You gotta make up for it somehow,
But I would if you're down, that's like, I'm so sorry.
It won't ever happen again, and I just love to
go on a second tape with you if you'd be down. Guys,
what do you think? Well, shit, I do too, Well
what should I do? Alex Silby, I personally think it's
weird that you're just now dropping him, Like you knew
(25:08):
when you saw him that he obviously wasn't six foot,
but you still were able to have a great time
walk away. That would be you know, of course, but
you had fun with him, right, yeah, for one for
an evening and then be like all right, you know,
I don't think I could we have a partnership with
someone who's getting chart off like that, you know, But
(25:28):
I mean, look, I'm not sure he lied because he
wanted to go out with you, I know. And he
said some very nice things about me just now, and
he said that he's uh. I think he said he's
an idiot and he's very dumb. And I'm into that,
you know. I'm into dumb guys, idiots. That's wait for me.
(25:49):
I don't know, I'm considering it. I'm considering it. One
final thing, one final thing. I know I like about
the heights and I'm stupid. It was really stupid. Stupid. Yeah,
come into it. Many other people you know love Eddie Iszard.
I'm an idiot who gotta be something. That's gotta be something, jugs.
(26:10):
I mean, look, I think I might be down to
see you again. I just don't want you to be
lying to me about anything. High, hair color, eye color, whatever, anything.
Tell me who you are, tell me we'll food you like.
Tell me if you want bacon or bacon. Let me
ask you this, Zoe, would you like to go on
(26:31):
another date with Barry? We'll pay for it. Barry. You're
not lying about anything else, are you? Well? Okay, I'll
be straight up. I was wearing color contact. But it's
just because in two I'm just I'm not like lame,
is like color concerts to wear about everything. Okay, So,
(26:55):
so so I'm down if you're down, and I was
hoping you're always down, you know, I'm always You're always down.
That's how it's at least the only way six foot guys,
you're gonna find some benefits of five seven dude. Oh,
but I was, I was. I was hoping you're giving
another chance, and I decided to bet on myself. So
(27:17):
I had a really good feeling. So I did buy
two tickets to go see Chris Rock and Chappelle. And
if you want it, it's always good to bribe someone
with ticket. Yeah, and we don't have to pay for it. Yeah,
I want to do that. We got a log, Look,
we got a log. I'll give it another shot. I'll
(27:37):
give it another drave graduations, Barry, you got another date? Yeah,
here we go. I'll find those platform Yeah, I can
retire and it's all good, guys. The Jewels Show on
demand Jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up? This
(28:06):
is The Jewel Show. And you texted us at four
one o six one that you have a dirty little secret,
So we are calling you back to ask you what
your dirty little secret is. Hi. Oh, good boy. Right,
what's up? Do you have time to tell us your
dirty little secret? Yeah? Okay, sweet, we're ready. So I
(28:26):
can't stand my boyfriend. Okay, does he know that? Yeah?
He does not know that. Why. Yeah, I just it's
like we've been together five years and he's a decent guy,
but in like the last year, everything he does just
(28:47):
to annoint the crap out of me. Okay, so it
sounds like you just don't like your boyfriend. Yeah. The
issue is I'm just financially linked to him, and I
don't feel like I can break up him at all. Okay, Well,
I don't think you should be with somebody for that
reason for financial stability. Doesn't sound fun. Yeah, I just
(29:13):
I guess I feel like I'm out of options, like
my friends can't really help me in that way, and
I don't really have any family left. And we've linked
like house payments and car payments, and I almost feel
like he knows that and like enjoys that I'm stuck
that way, Like he's not a bad guy. I just I, well,
I don't know. I just feel like I'm totally linked
(29:33):
and I think, Yeah, it sounds like it's time for
you to set up an exit plan immediately, like, yeah,
you know, just taking little steps to you know, find
financial stability for yourself so you can exit the relationship. Yeah,
for sure, an't making a little plan and you're definitely
not stuck. I mean people say that a lot, like
I'm stuck in this and say, there's a there is
(29:55):
a way. And if you like, unless you enjoy having
a boyfriend that you don't like being around, which I
don't think you do, even if he's a nice guy,
probably would be more fun to be having less money
or whatever by yourself, I would guess. Yeah. I mean
little steps makes sense because I just keep thinking, like
(30:16):
if I left right now, I would be literally out
on the street. I'm sure that you know. Yeah, if
he cares about you at all, if he's a nice dude,
I don't think you would do that. Right. You also
could get married and then just get divorced and take
half of it. There you go, and that's the kind
of creative thinking you get from here creative problems, a
year and a half, two year business plan, and you
are good to go. Gwy, here's your exit plan. I mean,
(30:40):
I'll think about that. And you could always get pregnant
as well. There's two really good options that Oh my gosh, no,
the Jewel Show on demand. How dare you make me
buy two seats from my emotional support giraffe on this airplane?
Oh dare you? It's the Jewel Show And people use
all sorts of things for emotional support. Call us right
(31:01):
now eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
What do you take with you for emotional support? And
I asked a question because you'll never be lonely again
thanks to one company that just released a new item
that you can take with you wherever you go for
emotional support. A website called puffybear dot com is selling
a human sized teddy bear for adults all right, that
(31:24):
you can take with you. And it's not a small
teddy bear either. It is taller than I am. I
think it's five feet seven. It's about as tall as me.
So that would be really weird for me to take
this teddy bear anywhere, especially if I have to look
up to it to talk to it. But it's got
the head of a teddy bear and the body of
an actual person, like it looks like a man but
with a teddy bear head. And they say you can
(31:45):
take it with you wherever you go, so you'll never
feel lonely again. It costs one hundred and sixty dollars
plus shipping. The website also says be careful because it
arrives naked with no clothes and it's anatomically correct, so
you'll have to buy some clothes on the website. And
it's not an adult toy like that. It's literally for
emotional support. But I guess, however, you need that emotional support.
(32:07):
So for emotional support, they needed it to be anatomically correct.
I don't know why they did it that way. Call
us eight to eight three four three one o six
one text in four one O six one. What is
the thing that you bring with you for emotional support?
And would you buy this teddy bear instead of what
you already bring? Hey, Sydney, Yes, what do you bring
(32:27):
with you for emotional support? Oh? My two dogs? Fucking lily?
Oh okay, that sounds like one dog with a different
like a bad word before lily. So you take your
dogs with you for emotional support? Yeah? What kind of
dogs are? They have a blue healer and then another
blue healer. That's flash. Oh wow, I know someone who
(32:51):
takes an emotional support pit bull with them on planes
and gets at a seat on a plane. Yeah, but
sitting next to a pit bowl. I mean it's a
good pit bull owner. So the dogs are trained and everything,
except if I got on a plane and there was
a pit bull in the seat next to me, I
need an emotional support something. Those dogs are so emotional
(33:11):
they need an emotional support animal. Call us right now
eighty eight three four three one o six one. Text
in four one oh six one. Call us eighty eight
three four three one oh six one. Christian, what do
you take with you for emotional support? Well, you will
never ever ever catch me without there was supposed to
be an nice coffee sound effect. You can't hear it,
But you'll never catch me without a nice coffee in
my hand. I need one in my hand at all times.
(33:34):
I just especially if I'm in public. You know, it's
fueling the brain. It's keeping me alert, so I know
that if I'm having a moment where I'm feeling a
little lax, I just gulp it down and then come
back out and I'm good to go. Call us eighty
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
at four one oh six one What do you bring
with you for emotional support? I think everybody has something
that they take with them, Like when you're a kid,
it might be a blanket, like a security blanket or
(33:56):
something like that, or an actual sized teddy bear, not
a human sized teddy bear. Like company that just released
a human sized teddy bear for adults to take with
them for emotional support. But as an adult, you still
take things with you just so you can feel comfortable
and not alone. What do you take with you for
emotional support? Victoria? I take my hydroflask everywhere, and if
I don't have it, I get like, oh my gosh,
(34:16):
where's my hydroflask? Even if you'll give me like a
water bottle, I don't want it. Is that that big
bulky thing you carry around all the time. It's a
little dented, but it's okay. Call us eight to eight
three four three one oh six one text in four
one oh six one. A company just released one hundred
and sixty dollars big huge teddy bear. It's five to
seven that you can take with you anywhere you go
so that you don't feel lonely. It's got the body
(34:37):
of a man and the head of a teddy Bear,
And what do you take with you for emotional support?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Hey Scott, what do you take with you
for emotional support? Pen? Yeah? I think a lot of
people take that with them. That's a given. Yeah, call
us eight to eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one, Alex, what do
(34:57):
you take with you for emotional support? Sunglasses? Sunglass is
a good idea too, because honestly, have you ever been
just like in not the best like mood and then
you got to make eye contact with people? Yeah, sunglasses
on it's the worst. Or you just were crying, or
you just than that that guy was talking aboutlasses. Either way,
your eyes are red for one reason or another. Call
(35:19):
us eight to eight three four three six one, textand
four one oh six one. What do you take with
you for emotional support? Hey? Leslie? What do you bring
with you for emotional support? I bring my AirPod? Yes,
your AirPods? Yeah, headphones used to make me anxious. Honestly,
they used to make me really anxious because I can't
hear anything, and like, I'm always on guard, so I
just make me nervous and then one time, I was like, Okay,
(35:39):
I'm just gonna walk through the airport right now and
put on headphones and see what happens. And it's really
it's like weird because you're in your own little world,
but there's all these people around you. AirPods is a
good one. Call us up eight to eight three four
three one oh six one, textand four one oh six one.
What do you use for emotional support? Hey, Monique, what
do you use for emotional support? Um? I use my
(36:01):
snake Virgil. Oh, what kind of snake is it. It's
a bald python. I had him since he was born,
so he just stays everywhere with me, and he just
likes to stay close. You know. People just look like
is that a snake? And he's just one of the family.
Virgil the Snake. I have a few snakes in my family.
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