August 8, 2024 • 53 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If we have beef, just know what's one sided, because
to be honest with you, I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Like the only thing I'm worried about in life is
being skinny, young, hot, and successful.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There's really no room up there for you. Ben.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's the Jewel Show And what does your favorite drink
say about you? Yeahs, bartenders are sharing how they judge
you based on the drink that you order. Oh so
think about what your favorite drink is and in three
minutes I'll tell you exactly what it says about you
and your personality. Then you can decide if you should
change your drink and we'll go over it next. It's
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You can really be in the middle of finding for
your life, like full mental breakdown, and then you just
have to sit at your computer and respond to an
email like we'll circle back soon, warm regards, warmly.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's the Jewel Show, and you know how it is.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You walk into a bar and order your favorite drink,
ring out the bar, twel into a dirty glass please woah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Then yeah, you have to.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Sit there and deal with all the judge you looks
from people who don't understand how delicious and refined it
is to drink bar slap.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, the thread is going viral of bartenders sharing how
they judge you based on the drink you order. So
what does your favorite drink say about you? We'll go
over right now, Tequila on the rocks with a line
They say that you are a wild party person and
you love to tell stories about what said tequila made
you do one time. Absolutely, as anybody who drinks tequila
(01:19):
like that usually has a story or seventeen.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, as Victoria would say, those people do it for
the plot.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, bartenders say they judge you if you order a
gin and tonic with cucumber. You're a housewife and your
husband didn't notice your new fancy shoes, which made you
upset at first, but then you realize it doesn't matter
because you're probably sleeping with the pool boy.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Congrats on having a pool boy. That's mad, that's mad
up for crust. Yeah, I never see that.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
They say the person who orders a jack and coke
is just waiting for a good fight in a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I believe that.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
We're going over what bartenders say your drink says about you.
A moscow mule, I get a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I like you.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, they say, you're just really excited to drink something
out of a shiny copper cup, and they correct, absolutely,
that's why I get it. I love it, serve anything
out of something shiny, and I'll drink it all my friends.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But they get it.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Their only reason forgetting it is because of the cute
little cup they get, like.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Look at the keep I got.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Feels special, it keeps it cold. Really, yeah, it's a
copper cup.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well that's nice.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Partenders are sharing how they judge you based on the
drink that you order. If you order a martini, says
you're a high functioning alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I do that often and.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
It's extra dirty. Every time they look at me, they're like,
are you sure, and it's like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I want a martini?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Do that?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
If you order a Long Island iced tea, they say
it's international lingo for I'm just here to get messed up.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Is that the lemonade and the iced tea, but basically
every alcohol that they have poured into one glass.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh, it is.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Version of an Audios, which is the blue version of
the Long Island.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Anytime I've been drinking Long Island iced teas ended up
and not a great night or a great night, depending
on how you want to look.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
At it totally. Sometimes the night just calls for it
and you have to go with it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
That was one time I was doing a comedy show
and I was not the headliner, so I had to feature,
which is the middle person who goes before and then
you're supposed to do like twenty minutes. But I had
about twenty long islandized teas before I got on stage.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I woke up in the morning at home. I
remember walking up to the stage and then I remember nothing,
and then waking up at home with a text from
the person who booked me at the show going, it's
all right, man, I will hold it against you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Apparently I did an hour and a half upset because
where supposed to do twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Minutes it would be good.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I have no clue off. I think eventually they did.
Speaker 10 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I think eventually they had to come and take me
off the stage. Amazing. No idea how I got home. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm just like, if you order a bud Light, Miller Light,
or Budweiser with a shot of whiskey, youna bud light
and a buddy, it says you're probably working manual intensive labor.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
This just became completely inaccurate. I mean, you don't know
what I do when here. It's not that it's not bad.
Get my nails done again, intensive labor. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Bartenders also say that any frozen blended drinks means you're
either high maintenance and or on vacation and don't know
what else to order.
Speaker 9 (04:36):
Okay, No, blended mango margarita means I'm here to have
a good time, but I only want to buy one
drink instead.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Of nine mango margarita, an espresso martini, and then he
will have nine, especially.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
When they're free.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
They say, if you order a lemon drop, they're going
to assume that your high maintenance and not very nice.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Wait, what see my other drink? Am I high maintenance? Yes,
yes you are bread. I didn't know this, but.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Those are like those are shots. They're martinis, but then
you can have it as a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
They're martinis.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
Yeah, your generation turned into something pathetic, but it's actually
something amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
It goes in a beautiful glass and it's hard not
to spill on yourself.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
No, we started to having fun that you can take
a shot of real quick, super easy to order and
have a great freaking night.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Everybody calm down. We were taking those shots for a while.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Bartenders say that if you drink a whiskey sour, you're
a young guy in your early to mid twenties, and
you used to drink whiskey and coke. You switched to
whiskey sours because you thought it was more respectable, and
or your friend started making fun of you.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I think that was probably pretty accurate. It's another jewbile
phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Eakins, and I'm calling
from doctor office. I was looking for Will.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
Yeah you go?
Speaker 11 (05:49):
Will you got?
Speaker 12 (05:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Will? How you doing? You came in here to take
some food allergy tests?
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Sure did, and yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I am calling with your results.
Speaker 10 (05:59):
Oh good?
Speaker 13 (05:59):
Go Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, So do you have a little bit of time
because I feel like I feel like this is going
to be an interesting conversation.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh okay, nothing to alarm you.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It's nothing really serious. But you don't have food allergies.
What we did find was that you have something that
is called rectus coleoptera.
Speaker 10 (06:25):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Well, gosh, it's it's really hard to figure out how
to say it exactly. We don't get many cases of this.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
We have had a few this year, though, So Rectus
coleoptera is So do you know do you know what
the word coleoptera means? I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So that is a scientific word for beetle, and the
other word is a scientific word for peter. So I'll
say it in non scientific terms. We've discovered that you
have butt beetles.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
The hell's a butt beetle?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
There's some at some point, somehow you got someone wanted
visitors up there.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Wait, you're telling me I have beatles living in in
my bot.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You are the fourth case of butt beetles we've had
in the last two years. And like I said, I
knew it was gonna be a strange conversation, but it
really has nothing to be that concerned about.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's just that's that's what it is. It's not a
food allergy. You just got to got some beatles up there.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
How would I get something like that?
Speaker 14 (07:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Do any naked time in the desert or anything?
Speaker 10 (07:38):
No, that's ridiculous. Naked time in the desert? Come on,
what have you make it in the desert?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I don't know, but that is definitely one way that
you can get this. So yeah, that's what it is though.
So you can eat whatever you want. That's the good news.
The bad news is you got beetles in.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
The bum beetles the hell?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
And tell my wife, oh, if you got a food allergy?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh she had any food problems like because sometimes the
beatles can travel.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
No, no, no, I'm one of the food problems.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Or we do at that it was a food problem.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Yeah, all right, there's.
Speaker 15 (08:17):
Some you know, this is not good.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
It's gross.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
I mean, how do I get these beetles in?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
But it's really nothing to be that concerned about. So,
you know, like I said, it's not a big health issue.
You can leave them up there if you want.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
No, I don't want to beetles in my buttets.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
No, that's not an option.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
There is one thing that you can do right now.
It's very easy actually, and it works ninety eight percent
of the time. Other than that, you can come in
here and we can do a procedure, which is you know,
is a whole thing. But there's something with you you
can do with a household item that will get them out.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
Usually Okay, what what do I need to do?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Well, do you have any ice cubes?
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Of course she had.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
If you take an ice cube and just apply it
to the area for just a second, that should make
that thing, you know, suck her up buttercup and they'll
come out of there because it be too tight.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
So you want here to take an ice cube and
put it on my b.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yes, just for a second. You can have your wife
help you if she's there with you.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
I mean, it's just ridiculous, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Try like I said, you just need to kind of
you don't need to do anything crazy, just a little
tappy tap.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
All right, all right, I've got an ice cube. Okay,
it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 15 (09:34):
Sorry here, why are you laughing?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Don't don't do that.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
But hey, she's probably laughing because this is actually Dubile
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Natalie set you up.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Get out of here, you kidding.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
She said that you went to the doctor for food
allergies and she wanted me to mess with you. And
that's the only thing I could think of was Beeles
and you.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
No, I cannot believe I was believing this.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks time for
Nina's was trending. Okay, here's a story about why you
should never make an animal your ring bear unless it's
like your puppy and they can't fly away. But the
story has gone I wonder where the story's going. This
story has gone viral because there was a couple who
decided to make a couple owls their ring bear. So
(10:21):
the owls were given the rings and were prepared to
make their way down to give the rings away, but
instead of giving it to the people that were getting married,
they flew off with the rings and they never came back.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Why would do this?
Speaker 11 (10:34):
Why?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Outside? Also, at least do it where they're like, you
can't you gotta trap them in there? Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Who? Wow? Who filmed this?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, do we have video? I don't know if there's
a video. I just saw this story going viral at
a lot of money with just pictures of these sweet
little owls.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
They look really cute. But yeah, but whose owls are these?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I mean, I hope they have insurance by that time, right,
I guess I guess you would get insured before all, right, Brad.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
We got it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I have a really traumatic experience when I was a
ring bear. One time I had the little pillow. I
was like six, six, seven years old and going down
the on like bit like you know, cute in my suit, right,
and I had a little pillow with the rings on it,
but they weren't the real rings, and I didn't know that,
and they pulled the rings out of the pockets and
I looked down at the pill and I was like,
I've been scammed.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh my gosh, that's actually really smart. Yeah, why didn't
they give the ouse fake rings?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
You gave them your real rings.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Who would do that?
Speaker 16 (11:32):
You had to do that again?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well they did, but also who would do that? Seriously,
you know, but they did.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
So this is a PSA, don't give your rings to owls.
The American Red Cross is trying to fight their blood
shortage with some incentive. Now we've talked about how the
Red Cross has been looking for type OH blood. There
is a shortage right now, and especially with the heat,
it's impacted blood drives across the country. So to get
people to donate more, they're offering a twenty dollars Amazon
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gift card.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sweet. You can schedule your donation at Redcross dot org.
Do you understand how many zip ties you can buy
with twenty dollars? Why? Zip ties? Look, if that's just
how you fixing zip ties? Duct tape, those are two
things you need to fix anything. I mean, I'm with
you with the duct tape.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Literally anything you could fix because sometimes the duct tape
you can't get it around in the right angle, so boops,
it dies.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I mean, duct tape's great.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Like if you mess up your shoes, like if you
have boots and the heel comes off or something, duck
dot tape, Why aren't you just us like super glue,
because the duct tape just make sure it doesn't come undone.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Yeah, but then there's tape on your boot.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
All right, Well, this conversation's over, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 15 (12:39):
Her first date follow up powered by the Advocates Injury
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Speaker 4 (12:46):
Pants is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Macy that he went out with. So in a few
minutes we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and hopefully get him another date,
but first can't How long has it been since you
heard from Macy?
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Dude's been like five days?
Speaker 14 (13:02):
And I know I'm getting ghosted, Like absolutely, no, I'm
I am getting ghosted.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
What makes you say it like that?
Speaker 14 (13:10):
I knew that when she showed up to the place
where I took her out, like she just wasn't impressed,
She wasn't having it, and I just I don't clearly
quite one hundred percent of her stand but like I do.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Know that she is avoiding me.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Okay, what is it about her though that makes you
want to get hold of her? If you're being avoided,
then why are you running towards the avoidee?
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Oh No, she's like she's great, she's professional, she's you know,
just like you know, we really like I wanted to
really hit it off, but like it's like I don't know,
Like I gave her an opportunity.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
To choose a place, and she didn't choose a place.
So I took her to this like old like kind
of haunt that like Scott like some character.
Speaker 15 (13:58):
You know.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
She called it muddy yeah off because.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I don't know, like I love like things like that
like I don't necessarily go for I don't know. I
gave her the opportunity to choose.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
So do you feel like the experience that you gave
her wasn't normal for you or what do you want
to tell her?
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Well, I just want to tell her that, you know,
like did I could tell that she was.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
Like getting quote, work calls through the whole date and stuff,
and it's like, you know, at a certain point, like dude,
if you're really not having a great time.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
She finally said she had to leave after like five
or six calls. Like all I'm trying to say is
like I'm not that bad of a guy. I don't
know what it is exactly.
Speaker 13 (14:44):
That I did.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
The plan was for her, we were going to eet
after she got off work. It just it seemed weird
that like it doesn't take much for me to pick
up on it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like so you could tell there was like a vibe
vibe that she wasn't into it.
Speaker 14 (15:01):
Yeah, I'm just like I just kind of want to
like get her to like I want to figure out
the real reason why she was ghosting me, because I
know it wasn't work and I don't know what I
did wrong.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
You know what I mean, Like, she's a great She's
a great girl. You know that's really what I'm trying
to figure out.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Okay, cool, Well, we'll play a song come Back, and
then call her see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and hopefully get you another date. Then all right, cool,
all right, man, we'll play song come Back and get
your first day follow up next. Right in the middle
of our first day follow up and if you're just
joining us, Kent is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by Macy. So we're about to call her and
ask her why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
(15:40):
another date if he still wants him. But before we
do that, Kent, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation?
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (15:45):
Well, you know, like I went out with this girl.
I gave her an opportunity to choose anywhere to go
in the world, and you know she let me choose
that My place was Musty And I know for sure
I'm getting ghosted, but I don't know why. But I
don't feel like I deserve that.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
I want to know. I want to know why she
won't talk to me anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Okay, And you really liked her.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
Huh no, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
All right, man, Well here you are. You're ready for
us to call her?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
I'm ready as I can be.
Speaker 16 (16:12):
I guess okay, Hello, Hi Massik to Macy please.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
Oh this is Mecy. How can I help you?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
MACI? Hi, how are you? My name is Jewbell and
I host a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Macy,
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, my name's Viatorium.
How are you Hi? I'm good, How are you great?
Thank you for asking? Have you ever listened to the
show before?
Speaker 8 (16:42):
No, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
So we do a segment on the show it's called
the First eight follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and they end up
ghosting you, you can have us get them on the
phone and ask them why they're ghosting you. So we
got an email about you?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Oh you got it? Oh that's how you were offering?
Oh god, yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Got an email about you. And his name is Kent.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Sorry, no, thank you. No, I don't want the first
date was terrible.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
I don't really want to relive that.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Oh no, okay, well could you tell us why? He
just wants to know. He said he really liked.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You, and he doesn't know you know why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 10 (17:21):
Oh he should know.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Okay, well we'll put it very simply. He took me
to have you guys ever been there? No, because you're
normal people.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
It isn't a place that you take a first date.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It is a place that you will take a future
murder victim.
Speaker 18 (17:38):
It's sery.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Is that bad?
Speaker 8 (17:41):
It was. I thought it was going to be a
cute little bar, you know, nice happy hour. I walked in,
I got scared.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I almost walked right out, but he had already seen me,
and so I was like, oh, well, this will be
my life for the next two hours.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Yay. He was terrible. From the beginning. It wasn't good.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
And so you know, after like.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Fifteen minutes, I went to the bathroom and I called
my friends and I was like, hey, I need you
to call me like every.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Ten minutes until I can.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
Get out of here and be like, oh, what an emergency.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
It was so bad. He like, I come in.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I had just gotten off of work. He's wearing jeans
and a T shirt.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
I thought we were both coming from work.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And then he tells me that he quit his job
a few weeks ago. That's a big deal breaker for
me because I want someone.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
That I can work.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
With and we can grow together. I do not want
to be the sole breadwinner.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Well did he explain why he quit his job, what
his plan is for the future.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
No, No, I didn't get that far. I was already
so turned off.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
I was like, can I cut in?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Hear eo, yes you can, Macie?
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Who for?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
That's Kent. He's been actually listening and wants to.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Talk to you up.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
First of all, sorry, wait, you're what you listening?
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Yeah, I'm listening.
Speaker 14 (19:08):
Because I was trying to figure out why you were
ghosting me.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
But like now I'm listening to you. I'm like, dude,
Like what the like, what the hell?
Speaker 8 (19:17):
That's ken?
Speaker 10 (19:19):
And do like you the place that we win?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, Well, first of all, that bar is disgusting in
the future, never take any woman there. They will call
the police on you. You you emailed them and a
secret phone call so that you could listen to me.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
You understand that weird o behavior tent right?
Speaker 19 (19:44):
No, you is a place, like I know everybody's there.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
It's just like a really chill place that's a good.
Speaker 19 (19:52):
Vibe, and I gave you the opportunity to choose anywhere
you wanted. We could have gone anywhere, Like if you
were so, I knew that you didn't like it, but
you could have said something, We could have gone elsewhere.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Ken. If I had known that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You were going to say, let's go to I would
have been like, oh, let's just meet in the alley
way behind the Arby's.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
And we can just.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Forage in would have been.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
It was not It is not that bad, Like, come on, man,
like that. Here was a man own shirt in the
corner of the bar.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You know?
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Is that normal? Is he just one of the regulars?
Is he one of.
Speaker 11 (20:35):
Those characters we always hear about and you.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Date?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (20:46):
I don't want any date with any man after this.
If I go on a date with another man and
he says, where do you want.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
To go, I'm going to say I have strong objections
to in.
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Case you wanted to take me there. Other than that
everywhere else is acceptable?
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Then why didn't you have a suggestion? Now you're just
like you're just hating all my people.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Macie, I have a question for you. Would you like
to go out on another date with Kent?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, and be washing my
hair that night, whatever night it's supposed to be, I'll
be washing my hair that night.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
I'm so sorry. Oh I wanted to ken if you
have them call me up so that you can listen
in and being be sneaky peaty.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
About this and want to want to know why I
didn't want to.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Go out on a date with you.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You should have known the way that you were dressed.
You don't care, like you quit your job.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
If you don't care about life, you're going.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
To bum around for a little bit.
Speaker 20 (21:44):
I quit my Oh my god, dude, When I told
you I quit my job, I mean like I sold
my company for like six hundred K and I'm moving on.
Like you didn't even take a second to even like
ask anything about me.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Okay, I apologize, but also, congratulations doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
You're still not working. You're still just bumming around. I'm
not bumming around. Man.
Speaker 20 (22:13):
When I told you that I would take you anywhere,
I meant it.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
I could take you anywhere. You didn't have a pot.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
If I had said, oh, I want to go to Mississippi.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
And I want to ride on a steamboat and have dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You would have done that on a first date.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
You know what? That sounds cool? Why not I've got
I've got the resources to do that.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
But like, I don't brag about.
Speaker 19 (22:36):
My money like you obviously are really really matters to
you to be like a princess everywhere you go.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Like, I'm just really, are you sure, Mazie?
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
If you really want to dig some gold.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
I got its numbers for you. Got some duds that'll
like knock your socks off. Good ahead, But like I
don't think it.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Oh, I'm so sad.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
Maybe I need to be a worst person. Do you
want me to get in some alley fights for youth?
Get out of here.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
I don't know if you could be the worst person.
Speaker 10 (23:14):
Give it a shot.
Speaker 11 (23:16):
Oh my god, d you are such a weird.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
Now weirdo behavior.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm sorry you didn't get another date or no.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Yeah, your fault, thank you, damn shocker, shocker, there's no
second date.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Come on, all right, I guess we're done.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
This is what. I'm just really glad that you guys
called me. Thank you for reminding me why my standards
are so high.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
I love you.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
I'm going to start listening to you now.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't do that. Jubile's first date follow.
Speaker 13 (23:48):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
To like you.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
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your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
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Speaker 3 (24:09):
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And now let's get Victoria's brain warmed up and ready
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Speaker 3 (24:46):
What's that? Candyland potion motion motion motion.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You versus Victoria is coming up right after this, A
good one. It's the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 18 (24:57):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
It's all tied A large black coffee large black cos
Do you mean a venty No?
Speaker 10 (25:06):
I mean large?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He means event Yeah, the biggest one you got, venty
is large?
Speaker 6 (25:10):
No twenty Yeah, Marge is large. Now is longe and
grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one
that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for all of the trivia Gloria and also
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Speaker 3 (25:35):
And let's meet today's contestant. For you versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Brady was up, Brady, Hey, how are you I I'm good.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Do you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria? Well? Yeah,
I hope, so, okay, I hope. It's not really a strategy.
So Brady, what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
What we're gonna do is I'm gonna ask you again
and then you're gonna say without that word, You're just
gonna say yeah, that's okay, Yes, okay, great, Brady, are
you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Do you have what it takes a beat? That was
a great job. Thank you for that. Okay, good.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
We're going to send Victoria out of the studio and Brady,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright twin.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
All right, Brady, your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
According to the World Meteorological Organization, what is the sunniest
place on Earth? What is the most popular car color?
Great apples are made of twenty five percent of what water?
How many hearts does an octopus have? What is the
largest island in the world? What is the tallest monument
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in the United States?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
All right, got that in. Bring Victoria back in the
studio while she's getting settled, Brady, what's something that you
would like the world to know about you today.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I'm a property manager?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Oh cool, like for one place or multiple properties.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
Multiple apartments.
Speaker 21 (27:06):
So I work for a company and then I travel
where I'm needed for within that company.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
What's the weirdest thing you've had to deal with from tennant?
Speaker 21 (27:16):
I mean, there's a lot of challenging things. I don't
know as far as like the weirdest thing, but I
can definitely say the most challenging part of property management
was when I worked senior housing. That's probably the hardest
part because part of that is is maintenance and I'm
hugging trash shoots and things like that, and when you
have diapers and poop and pee and whatnot. That's not
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exactly the most fun part of property management. So there's
some challenging parts, but there's also a lot of rewarding parties.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Those are the real crappy days on the job.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
All right. Here we go, Victoria's in studio. Your headphones
are on. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (27:55):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
You got your yeah, thirty second answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and you have to beat Brady out right to win, Brady,
you could tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
According to the World Meteorological Organization, what is the sunniest
place on Earth?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Texas? What is the most popular car color? Purple? Apples
are made of twenty five percent of what that's wrong?
Remember said of apples? I don't know. Okay, how many
hearts does an octopus have? Oh? Eight, that's arms? I
don't know. What is the Laura is islent in the world? Hawaii?
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What is the tallest monument in the United States? So
bad the monument? Like like what does that mean? Like
what does that mean?
Speaker 13 (28:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Oh, Sadie liberty? Okay, And let's send it all over
the scoreboard and see how you guys did today with
our scoreboard.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Surprise, Victoria got zero correct, Yeah, that sounds surprised. And
our collor Brady got zero care wrecked as well.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Zero zero. Tell you know what that means, Brady? That
you one, No, it doesn't go to the hous, it
goes to you. You won.
Speaker 9 (29:08):
Congratulations, And that's how popular the car color and then.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Find out what it is in a second. Let's get
the answers with Nita. The sunniest place on earth is
youma Arizona. I was close.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
The most popular car color is white. Oh, that's kind
of surprising to me. Apples are made of twenty five
percent air, which is why they float.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
And octopus has three hearts. That sucks. Why do you
need more than one? Because it goes breaks that. I
just have a lot of love to get. I guess
do you think about it? Heartbreak? Three of them? That sucks?
An actual heart break? Did you say that after a
breakup you broke all my heart? That hurts my soul.
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The largest island in the world is Greenland.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
The tallest monument in the United States is the Gateway
Art in Saint Louis bro We play.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
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Speaker 2 (30:06):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Maria is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend for three years, Craig
might be messing around, so well, see if we can
help her out. Maria, I'm sorry you're in that situation.
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (30:21):
I just feel I thinks it's been really years lately
with my boyfriend Tay, Like, what's weird about it is
that we are we never.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Fight, nothing's ever wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
So a lot of.
Speaker 15 (30:33):
Our friends tell us that we are like the perfect couple, and.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
But lately I have really been.
Speaker 15 (30:39):
Wondering about our friends Jenna that comes over. She know
her a lot, and like, let me tell you also
that we always have friends over, like almost every day.
We're very social. We love having people over, we love
hosting parties. But our friend Jenna, she's been over a lot,
and you know, I often go to work is she's
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hanging out, which is fine, and sometimes she'll crash. But
lately I've just been kind of feeling like things I've
been a little bit weird or a little bit off,
and sometimes I feel like I leave and then I
come back and it feels like I'm interrupting something.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
So I don't know.
Speaker 15 (31:20):
I just wanted to call and see, like if you
guys can help me.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I feel like that's kind of weird.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
No, Like, you spend the night at your friend's house,
but then you should probably leave in the morning and
not be there alone with the boyfriend or like a husband. Yeah,
isn't that just like a courtesy? Or am I just tripping?
I feel like that's pretty standard. So Jenna's not in
a relationship.
Speaker 15 (31:37):
No, No, she's She loves to be the third wheel,
like with all of our friends, so she's just kind
of the contiment third wheel.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I guess, Okay, do you think your friend would do
something with your boyfriend?
Speaker 11 (31:51):
I have to say that.
Speaker 15 (31:51):
One of the things I do love about her is
she's very free spirited and is very open minded, so I.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
Wouldn't think that it would be entirely out of her character,
to be.
Speaker 15 (32:00):
Honest, But I also trust her, and so that's.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Why I leave.
Speaker 15 (32:06):
And I'm willing to have her like crush over and
you know, like and leave them alone like I've I've
always had a trust there. So I guess I don't know.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Now, is your boyfriend acting different aside from the fact
that Jenna's just there?
Speaker 15 (32:20):
I have to say, there was this one time, and
this is kind of the one thing that keeps sticking
out of.
Speaker 22 (32:25):
My head is I came home one day and went
into the bedroom and we have a bathroom that's like connected,
and Jenna's like out sitting and watching TV.
Speaker 15 (32:39):
And I opened the bathroom door and then he's saying
it's show time, and then it does like he's she's
like naked and does a Helicopter's funny it was his
face when all of a sudden, it seems like he
was surprised that was me, that Jenna.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Had been there that day, And.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
So that's really the part that has stuck with me,
and so I questioned him on it and was like,
you know, hey, did.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I surprise you?
Speaker 15 (33:16):
Did you think that that Dinna was coming in? Or
what's going on? And so then it felt like it
was a lot of backtracking. So I was like, oh, no, baby,
like I got you know, I heard you, But then
you know, I wasn't. He didn't really give me a
good excuse, but I just was sort of like, whatever, fine,
I've had a long day at work.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Let it go.
Speaker 15 (33:38):
That's really what's been sort of giving me pause on
all of this, and I trying to sort of ask Jenna, like,
you know, hey, what have you guys been up to today.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
And just got really short answers.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
Which was also a little bit unusual, and like we.
Speaker 15 (33:56):
Had just got a new delivery of weed and like it,
you know, a really strong strain that we haven't had before,
and like we smoke.
Speaker 11 (34:05):
A lot, and that's you know, fine and all.
Speaker 15 (34:07):
But sometimes that can kind of like make everyone a
little lucy Gucci, I mean, isn't That's the point.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
You told us what grocery store he is a rewards
card member at, So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that. Every single month, we choose
one random rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral departments anybody that they want, and we'll see
if he sends them to you or somebody else. Okay, amazing,
plays song come Back and get your to Catch a
Cheater in next if you're just joining us for today's
(34:37):
to Catch a Cheater. Maria is on the phone and
we're about to call her boyfriend Craig. They've been together
for three years, but now she thinks she's cheating. We're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store he's a rewards card member at and say that
he's the big winner of thirty six long stim red
roses that can be delivered to anybody that he wants,
and see if he sends those to his girlfriend or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Mario, why
don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 15 (34:59):
So I I have been with my boyfriend for several
years and we always have friends over.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
And we're very social people.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
But lately we've had one of our one of our
best friends over a lot, and which is normal. But
I came home and there was an incident where I
walked in on him and he it seems like he
thought that it was going to be someone else opening
the door, and so I really have been kind of
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questioning that and questioning both of them, and so now
I'm at a point where I just I feel like
I need to find answers and I feel like I
need help.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Are you ready for us to coll on?
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Okay, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is corrible calling from
I was looking for a rewards card member named Craig.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
This is he Hi, Craig, Please don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
tell you congratulations. You're this most big winner.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 15 (36:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Every single month?
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Maybe you didn't know this, we choose one Lucky Rewards
card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from
our floor departments, anybody that you want. So you've won
thirty six long sim red roses, a box of candy,
your chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you would like to within the fifty United States
of America.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Wow, all right, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
If you know who you want to send them to,
I can take the information over the phone in just
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Okay, yeah, I'll do it right now.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
So I'll need the first and last name of the
person first.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Jenna A.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Jenna?
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Could you put see you tonight?
Speaker 23 (36:50):
You know where I live?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
And you know who else knows where you live?
Speaker 10 (36:55):
Who?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Your girlfriend? Maria? Who's on the phone? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (37:00):
Okay, so you you sent the fowers to Jenna?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
And what what's that about?
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Go on, what's going on? Is this is actually a
radio show. It's called The Jubile Show, and we do
a segment called to Catch a Cheater. And that's why
your girlfriend emailed us.
Speaker 15 (37:18):
What Yeah, yeah, Craig Hi, I have been asking you
what the has been.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Going on lately?
Speaker 15 (37:26):
And here you are. Of course now I know for
sure that that is what you're doing, and you are
hooking up with Jenna. You're hooking up with Jenna.
Speaker 11 (37:34):
I knew it all along. What do you have to
say for yourself? I mean, seriously, right now, I knew it.
Speaker 15 (37:41):
It was that day I came home and I and
I asked you and you were surprised to see me.
Speaker 11 (37:47):
And now this is what's going on. This is what
you were like I find out on a radio show.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Could you feel calling me out?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Seriously, that's what you're gonna say right now?
Speaker 23 (38:00):
I mean, she shouldn't be off completely at me because
she cheated on me with Jenna too.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
What what?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
One night we were sitting around and we were just talking.
Speaker 23 (38:13):
Casually and Jenna was a little bit more wasted than
she usually gets, and we were laughing about something that
Maria had said, and Jenna let it slip that Maria
and then started making out and that led to them
go into the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (38:30):
Oh what, well, hold up that that's totally different.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
That was totally different.
Speaker 8 (38:37):
That was just like.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
It is it is.
Speaker 15 (38:39):
That was just like experimenting like and totally not meant
nothing and was just sort of like in the moment thing.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Well, did you say anything to Maria when it happened
the first time though? Did you call her out on
that and tell her that wasn't cool?
Speaker 23 (38:56):
When I found out about it, I was, I was
really off, but then I just decided to get even
and me and Jenna hooked up.
Speaker 15 (39:03):
Okay, so this whole time one you knew when that
wasn't like even a big deal.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
At all, But this is how that's when you decided
to do.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
Like, I don't even.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
It's not even the same thing.
Speaker 10 (39:21):
Well how about any different than what you did?
Speaker 15 (39:24):
It just is that was just like like a spur
of the moment, not even thinking about it, just a
thing that happened, and like, I don't even, I honestly
don't even.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Know what to say.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I don't either. I mean now that you guys are
like even are you cool? Or what I mean?
Speaker 23 (39:46):
And told me about it while we were hooking up
and honestly, Maria, it kind of turned me on.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
Wait really yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Right?
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Really did?
Speaker 15 (39:57):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (39:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:58):
I guess you could.
Speaker 15 (39:59):
I wish we would talk about it.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
Way before this, because I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 15 (40:03):
Because I talk to Jenna about it.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I'll let you guys finish this conversation out there. But
at least you know what happened with Jenna from on
both ends.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
I guess yeah, we'll do her.
Speaker 15 (40:22):
I'm sorry the Jeuble shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 24 (40:28):
There's no worse feeling than when your boss hits you
up and says, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Hey, how was your weekend? Do you really care?
Speaker 24 (40:34):
Did you just start working on something that you realized
I could be doing.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
It's the classic workplace for bait and switch. It's show
you know, you should really make sure you know somebody
before you get married. Facts would fact? Yeah? No, take
it from me. Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
There's a trend going viral of people sharing the things
their spouses hid from them and then told them after
they were married.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
What the answers are crazy?
Speaker 4 (40:56):
So give me three minutes, and if you're not married,
this will be ammo for you to tell all your
married friends that are pressuring you to get married. That
no way, and if you are married, it might be
time to ask some questions. Yeah, we'll go over it
right after this. It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
He might have been over six foot, but his character
was five to one, his loyalty four eleven, his communication
five to two. Okay, so I don't give a fuck
that he was over six foot. Everything else was so
damn short.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
And there's a trend going viral of people sharing the
things that their spouses hid from them and then told
them after they were married. Yeah, you're real And I
don't know what's crazier the people that hid the stuff
for How in the world these people that.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Married them didn't know these things?
Speaker 14 (41:38):
That part?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
So go over what these people have said.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Someone said that he admitted that he was unemployed in
the middle of a bankruptcy case, and that he'd also
lost his house in foreclosure. What the worst part is
that I never found out about any of it until
years later and they were getting divorced.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
How do you not find out about those things? What
do you think is happening? Where do think going to lunch?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
I know there's one person who had a husband they
also weren't employed. They would just go to the park
every day, I guess to hang out and then come
back home and say that they had worked. And they
also said they had a job where they made a
lot of money.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, but I'm like, was there ever money there?
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Though?
Speaker 10 (42:17):
Right?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
What is that that?
Speaker 9 (42:20):
It's like like, when you're dating, you don't get into
finances because that's a big scary for relationships or something,
and so maybe you know you solve the problem ish
by the time you get married, you're like, bunch it.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, I'm not going to say anything about it. I
mean I never ask me, so I don't think it's
farfetched to ask for bank statement. It just is.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
Oh it is. That's a ridiculous requests. But you should
definitely have a good conversation about money early. Thanks, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
How do I know there's money in there? Why do
you need to know? We're getting married, I need to know.
Oh that's fair.
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Yeah, I don't think you should be getting maried to
that person if you if you don't trust.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
That fair.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Another person and said, my husband did not mention that
he had a son.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Do any day during the week we got married, like
the kid was born?
Speaker 4 (43:10):
During the week that they were gonna get married. Yeah,
he definitely knew. We got married on a Tuesday and
his son was born that Friday. I found out on
the Sunday after the baby was born.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
That's pretty easy to keep a secret.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
I mean, the kid's not born yet, so it's like, oh,
my god, did I forget to tell you he.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Didn't want to lose or he's like just when it
pops out, so love it. Yeah, I think of the baby.
How do you make that better?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
And then also, what do you do if you just
got married to someone and you find out that they've
hid this whole time that they had a kid that
was being born.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
He annulled at that point.
Speaker 9 (43:45):
Yeah, exactly, say either you get an annulment or you
go wow, two tax breaks in one week, married and a.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Kid going over a turn of people sharing things that
their partners didn't tell them until after they were married.
Somebody said, my first husband hid several ex wives. He
also had a wife in another country, several other kids
in three other countries, many bank accounts, and a mountain
of debt.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Whoa, how do you not know? Omie was busy? Yeah,
that sounds so stressful for her.
Speaker 9 (44:18):
This is what happens when you marry the bad boy.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
You're not the first or the two good boy.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Like, if he's too st you know he's probably hiding
someone too.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Don't know how you do that, though, I guess seven
separate lives. Well, the exes aren't current.
Speaker 9 (44:33):
But if you have a current wife in another country
and you have a bunch of kids and stuff, and
you're singing anothers and know that that is a wild
amount of effort.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
I mean that it is also partially easy to hide
because like in a different country, you can say you're
out for work, be sending one thing to one family
another thing to the other family.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Honestly, I mean it seems so hard to do that.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
All this is doing right now is really fine tuning
my detective skills.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
He was, I will be on this internet now every single.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Time another person said that she hid that she had
a child with someone else already and they were still
together raising him as a friend with benefits.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yikes, what and this is after they got married? Wait
what I think I can confused.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
You found out a year after they were married that
she had a kid with someone else and they were
raising that kid together, and it was also a friend
of so.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
She was also cheating. Yeah, exactly, baby daddy right, Therefore,
it's like, you know, like a little vacation somewhere. No,
you know, and like you've been there a few times.
It's not really like special anymore.
Speaker 12 (45:30):
Right.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
The argument they use, though, it is the argument they use.
It has been used on me. Yeah, and another baby
came after that too, so finally time to go.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
It wasn't married.
Speaker 5 (45:45):
It wasn't married that we know of. Time for Nina's
was trending. Do you want to buzz without drinking anything?
Not even caffeine? Nothing, And it has nothing to do
with jumping out of planes. That's that adrenaline rush. This
is a different kind of adrenaline rush.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
This is shop.
Speaker 9 (46:00):
Okay, really quick, if you're gonna tell me, Nino's gonna
be like, I got a way to get instant. Don't
mean shopping would have been top three on the list
of like what's Nina gonna say? Shopping is gonna be
on there? Well, it's cool because it's not just shopping.
It's when you score a good bargain. Science says that
you get a buzz from that, and it lasts two
(46:21):
hundred and sixteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
That's a lot of minutes. I know, a lot of minutes.
You are so excited.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
About the fine three hours, right, That buzz just keeps
on going. As everybody loves a bargain. So whether it's
like on flights or if you're shopping or thrifting or
whatever it is, you get that bargain, you get high.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
And I'm gonna shout.
Speaker 5 (46:38):
Out our social media producer Gabby because she is a
thrifter and she will find expensive pieces of clothing for
like what fifteen bucks?
Speaker 3 (46:46):
You bet you those good wills.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
So you want a healthy buzz, that's the way to
do it her. It's also sustainability, okay. Life hack researchers
are developing invisible face masks so you don't have to
leave yourself vulnerable to airbone, airborne viruses or things like that.
So no more muzzling. But it'll be I don't get
(47:19):
it'll be invisible.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
Mask. We're still seeing your face.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
The invisible face mask will protect its wear with a
curtain of air. The downside is the invisible mask.
Speaker 3 (47:28):
It requires the mask, and.
Speaker 5 (47:30):
It requires the user to wear a very visible hat
and backpage mask.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
They're telling you air the.
Speaker 5 (47:40):
Hat resemble the construction worker's hard hat and is a
with a nozzle that shoots a curtain of air down
and around the wearer's face, blocking ninety nine point eight
percent of all aerosols, including viruses and all other kinds
of bad stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
And then hold on time.
Speaker 9 (47:57):
You know, when you go into a grocery store and
it's hot outside and the door opens.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
And goes, yeah, blows the air down. That's what you're
gonna put on your head.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
Yeah, but that's not all because the backpack that the
device requires to keep filling the hat with air is
ten pounds.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Go on a hike with that.
Speaker 5 (48:13):
It's got battery and electronics and all the freaking stuff
to make sure that it's taken care of.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
So, I don't know, it feels like some science. This
is k science.
Speaker 9 (48:23):
Hey, we're gonna blow air on your face so nothing
else can be blown on your face.
Speaker 5 (48:26):
Honestly, this is genius marketing because they called it the
invisible mask.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
They didn't call it the backpack.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
That blow the air that you've got to carry around.
Speaker 3 (48:34):
It's it's the invisible mask.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Peached my interest for a moment until I read the
ten pound backpack the hat. I could be cool with
the hack is, I could be cute pound backpack. That
got me those rocket backpacks. Anyway, if you want it,
that's what's available to you at some point.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Now that's what's trending.
Speaker 24 (49:00):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 10 (49:06):
I do, what is it?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
So?
Speaker 10 (49:09):
I needed this girl.
Speaker 24 (49:10):
I don't want to say her name, but this was
her bobby. So anyway, we're getting together, we're doing our
you know, dating to them for a while. So we
got into it, and her feet were always freaking dirty.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
Rough realm rough room, I mean dirty. So I started
getting ghos.
Speaker 24 (49:30):
Stop by this, I couldn't, you know, do the ded
any more. Anyways, I bought her some high hills shoes
cover her feet, and I started buying her high heel shoes.
Shut up, should I'm listening, Get better, get better. So
so then she thought I liked that, should play high
hills and that. So she bought some open toe highles
(49:50):
and they didn't work. No, you can't eat that, to
be so I kept buying her shoes that cover her
entire foot. I started, and then I had to buy
her boots and and she thought I was just stated it.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Thought I was kicky like that.
Speaker 10 (50:02):
I'm not well now.
Speaker 24 (50:03):
I am, but but I wasn't.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
So anyway, yeah, new secret.
Speaker 24 (50:11):
Her feet were crusty and dirty and rough and I
had to keep putting shoes on her boots, whatever.
Speaker 10 (50:16):
I can to cover her feet.
Speaker 24 (50:18):
And now you like it, and but now she's gone,
But then I don't have girlfrid now so but anyways.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
And I don't want to tell you this now to
make you upset, but you could have saved yourself a
lot of money by just buying her a pedicure.
Speaker 10 (50:34):
No, that didn't work, and we did that.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
I just wanted to make sure you try that.
Speaker 24 (50:39):
I did the petty cure, but her nails, Yeah, it
didn't work.
Speaker 10 (50:43):
Don't helped?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Well, nothing help. Thank you for telling those rough feet.
Thank you for telling us those cigarettes?
Speaker 10 (50:51):
You too?
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Hello, Hi, what's the help? You have a dirty little.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
Secret that's there.
Speaker 18 (51:02):
You can pay it with cash on door dash and I.
Speaker 8 (51:06):
Just really wanted to share that information.
Speaker 11 (51:08):
I wanted to go viral.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Wait, wait, what how do you know that? Do you
work for door Dolls?
Speaker 18 (51:13):
Yes? So I worked on the beta side, and so
I already picked up an order and they paid their
order in cash and they didn't have to pay inside
the app, and so then I take the money and
off with my day.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Wait wait wait, so you're like jacking money? Then no, they.
Speaker 18 (51:32):
Actually take it out of our pay that we would
have gotten by them paying in the app.
Speaker 11 (51:38):
So it's our.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Pay paid early.
Speaker 18 (51:41):
Yes, that's why it trives me crazy that nobody knows
about it, because yeah, you can kip us.
Speaker 11 (51:48):
Oh yeah, cash tip, but heck fifty dollars because I
picked up your pizza.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yay, at least I got the money and not the
zero tip orders.
Speaker 8 (51:58):
People don't tip for pizza up.
Speaker 11 (52:00):
They're actually zero tippers.
Speaker 8 (52:02):
Really, what can I have zero tippers exist?
Speaker 3 (52:05):
I used to work in the restaurant industry and I work.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
Anytime I worked takeout, I always got tipped nothing most
of the time because people think you don't You still
have to do with the order, you st have to
bag it all up and everything else. But most people
think you don't need a tip to takeout person.
Speaker 5 (52:16):
I used to be that way, and I think pandemics
time and I was like, oh, I think it's time
to tip, because you know, you get tip shamed for stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
But I was like, but you didn't serve me though.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I know, but but door Dash and you guys, I
do have a lot of respect for it because you
go out of your way to make sure your people
get fed, and honestly, we thank.
Speaker 8 (52:35):
You, thank you.
Speaker 18 (52:36):
I don't think I get enough appreciation.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
How do you use the paying cash like if I.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I'm really not sure as a customer, I just know
that you can go in there and.
Speaker 11 (52:45):
Tell it that you want to pay cash on delivery.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Okay for the app next time I ordered, I'm gonna
try to do that and pay cash.
Speaker 11 (52:54):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, thank you, thank you for your dirty little secret.
What's your little gret
If we have beef, just know what's one sided, because
to be honest with you, I don't really care.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Like the only thing I'm worried about in life is
being skinny, young, hot, and successful.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
There's really no room up there for you. Ben.
Speaker 4 (00:10):
It's the Jewel Show And what does your favorite drink
say about you? Yeahs, bartenders are sharing how they judge
you based on the drink that you order. Oh so
think about what your favorite drink is and in three
minutes I'll tell you exactly what it says about you
and your personality. Then you can decide if you should
change your drink and we'll go over it next. It's
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 5 (00:30):
You can really be in the middle of finding for
your life, like full mental breakdown, and then you just
have to sit at your computer and respond to an
email like we'll circle back soon, warm regards, warmly.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's the Jewel Show, and you know how it is.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
You walk into a bar and order your favorite drink,
ring out the bar, twel into a dirty glass please woah.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Then yeah, you have to.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Sit there and deal with all the judge you looks
from people who don't understand how delicious and refined it
is to drink bar slap.
Speaker 6 (00:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Well, the thread is going viral of bartenders sharing how
they judge you based on the drink you order. So
what does your favorite drink say about you? We'll go
over right now, Tequila on the rocks with a line
They say that you are a wild party person and
you love to tell stories about what said tequila made
you do one time. Absolutely, as anybody who drinks tequila
(01:19):
like that usually has a story or seventeen.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, as Victoria would say, those people do it for
the plot.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, bartenders say they judge you if you order a
gin and tonic with cucumber. You're a housewife and your
husband didn't notice your new fancy shoes, which made you
upset at first, but then you realize it doesn't matter
because you're probably sleeping with the pool boy.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Congrats on having a pool boy. That's mad, that's mad
up for crust. Yeah, I never see that.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
They say the person who orders a jack and coke
is just waiting for a good fight in a couple hours.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I believe that.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
We're going over what bartenders say your drink says about you.
A moscow mule, I get a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
I like you.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah, they say, you're just really excited to drink something
out of a shiny copper cup, and they correct, absolutely,
that's why I get it. I love it, serve anything
out of something shiny, and I'll drink it all my friends.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
But they get it.
Speaker 7 (02:20):
Their only reason forgetting it is because of the cute
little cup they get, like.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Look at the keep I got.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
Feels special, it keeps it cold. Really, yeah, it's a
copper cup.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Well that's nice.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Partenders are sharing how they judge you based on the
drink that you order. If you order a martini, says
you're a high functioning alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
I do that often and.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
It's extra dirty. Every time they look at me, they're like,
are you sure, and it's like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I want a martini?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Do that?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
If you order a Long Island iced tea, they say
it's international lingo for I'm just here to get messed up.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
Is that the lemonade and the iced tea, but basically
every alcohol that they have poured into one glass.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh, it is.
Speaker 9 (03:00):
Version of an Audios, which is the blue version of
the Long Island.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Anytime I've been drinking Long Island iced teas ended up
and not a great night or a great night, depending
on how you want to look.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
At it totally. Sometimes the night just calls for it
and you have to go with it. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
That was one time I was doing a comedy show
and I was not the headliner, so I had to feature,
which is the middle person who goes before and then
you're supposed to do like twenty minutes. But I had
about twenty long islandized teas before I got on stage.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I woke up in the morning at home. I
remember walking up to the stage and then I remember nothing,
and then waking up at home with a text from
the person who booked me at the show going, it's
all right, man, I will hold it against you.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Apparently I did an hour and a half upset because
where supposed to do twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Minutes it would be good.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
I have no clue off. I think eventually they did.
Speaker 10 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I think eventually they had to come and take me
off the stage. Amazing. No idea how I got home. Nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
I'm just like, if you order a bud Light, Miller Light,
or Budweiser with a shot of whiskey, youna bud light
and a buddy, it says you're probably working manual intensive labor.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
This just became completely inaccurate. I mean, you don't know
what I do when here. It's not that it's not bad.
Get my nails done again, intensive labor. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
Bartenders also say that any frozen blended drinks means you're
either high maintenance and or on vacation and don't know
what else to order.
Speaker 9 (04:36):
Okay, No, blended mango margarita means I'm here to have
a good time, but I only want to buy one
drink instead.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Of nine mango margarita, an espresso martini, and then he
will have nine, especially.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
When they're free.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
They say, if you order a lemon drop, they're going
to assume that your high maintenance and not very nice.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Wait, what see my other drink? Am I high maintenance? Yes,
yes you are bread. I didn't know this, but.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Those are like those are shots. They're martinis, but then
you can have it as a shot.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
They're martinis.
Speaker 9 (05:06):
Yeah, your generation turned into something pathetic, but it's actually
something amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
It goes in a beautiful glass and it's hard not
to spill on yourself.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
No, we started to having fun that you can take
a shot of real quick, super easy to order and
have a great freaking night.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Everybody calm down. We were taking those shots for a while.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Bartenders say that if you drink a whiskey sour, you're
a young guy in your early to mid twenties, and
you used to drink whiskey and coke. You switched to
whiskey sours because you thought it was more respectable, and
or your friend started making fun of you.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I think that was probably pretty accurate. It's another jewbile
phone frame day mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Hello, Hi, my name is Pete Eakins, and I'm calling
from doctor office. I was looking for Will.
Speaker 10 (05:48):
Yeah you go?
Speaker 11 (05:49):
Will you got?
Speaker 12 (05:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Will? How you doing? You came in here to take
some food allergy tests?
Speaker 10 (05:54):
Sure did, and yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
I am calling with your results.
Speaker 10 (05:59):
Oh good?
Speaker 13 (05:59):
Go Wait?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Yeah, So do you have a little bit of time
because I feel like I feel like this is going
to be an interesting conversation.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh okay, nothing to alarm you.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
It's nothing really serious. But you don't have food allergies.
What we did find was that you have something that
is called rectus coleoptera.
Speaker 10 (06:25):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Well, gosh, it's it's really hard to figure out how
to say it exactly. We don't get many cases of this.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
We have had a few this year, though, So Rectus
coleoptera is So do you know do you know what
the word coleoptera means? I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
So that is a scientific word for beetle, and the
other word is a scientific word for peter. So I'll
say it in non scientific terms. We've discovered that you
have butt beetles.
Speaker 10 (07:00):
The hell's a butt beetle?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
That's what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
There's some at some point, somehow you got someone wanted
visitors up there.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Wait, you're telling me I have beatles living in in
my bot.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, yep.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You are the fourth case of butt beetles we've had
in the last two years. And like I said, I
knew it was gonna be a strange conversation, but it
really has nothing to be that concerned about.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
It's just that's that's what it is. It's not a
food allergy. You just got to got some beatles up there.
Speaker 10 (07:32):
How would I get something like that?
Speaker 14 (07:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Do any naked time in the desert or anything?
Speaker 10 (07:38):
No, that's ridiculous. Naked time in the desert? Come on,
what have you make it in the desert?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I don't know, but that is definitely one way that
you can get this. So yeah, that's what it is though.
So you can eat whatever you want. That's the good news.
The bad news is you got beetles in.
Speaker 10 (07:53):
The bum beetles the hell?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm sorry, what was that?
Speaker 10 (08:02):
And tell my wife, oh, if you got a food allergy?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Oh she had any food problems like because sometimes the
beatles can travel.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
No, no, no, I'm one of the food problems.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Or we do at that it was a food problem.
Speaker 10 (08:15):
Yeah, all right, there's.
Speaker 15 (08:17):
Some you know, this is not good.
Speaker 11 (08:19):
It's gross.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
I mean, how do I get these beetles in?
Speaker 4 (08:21):
But it's really nothing to be that concerned about. So,
you know, like I said, it's not a big health issue.
You can leave them up there if you want.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
No, I don't want to beetles in my buttets.
Speaker 10 (08:31):
No, that's not an option.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
There is one thing that you can do right now.
It's very easy actually, and it works ninety eight percent
of the time. Other than that, you can come in
here and we can do a procedure, which is you know,
is a whole thing. But there's something with you you
can do with a household item that will get them out.
Speaker 10 (08:46):
Usually Okay, what what do I need to do?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Well, do you have any ice cubes?
Speaker 10 (08:52):
Of course she had.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
If you take an ice cube and just apply it
to the area for just a second, that should make
that thing, you know, suck her up buttercup and they'll
come out of there because it be too tight.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
So you want here to take an ice cube and
put it on my b.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yes, just for a second. You can have your wife
help you if she's there with you.
Speaker 10 (09:15):
I mean, it's just ridiculous, all right.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Try like I said, you just need to kind of
you don't need to do anything crazy, just a little
tappy tap.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
All right, all right, I've got an ice cube. Okay,
it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 15 (09:34):
Sorry here, why are you laughing?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Don't don't do that.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
But hey, she's probably laughing because this is actually Dubile
from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Natalie set you up.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Get out of here, you kidding.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's a joke.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
She said that you went to the doctor for food
allergies and she wanted me to mess with you. And
that's the only thing I could think of was Beeles
and you.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
No, I cannot believe I was believing this.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks time for
Nina's was trending. Okay, here's a story about why you
should never make an animal your ring bear unless it's
like your puppy and they can't fly away. But the
story has gone I wonder where the story's going. This
story has gone viral because there was a couple who
decided to make a couple owls their ring bear. So
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the owls were given the rings and were prepared to
make their way down to give the rings away, but
instead of giving it to the people that were getting married,
they flew off with the rings and they never came back.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Why would do this?
Speaker 11 (10:34):
Why?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Outside? Also, at least do it where they're like, you
can't you gotta trap them in there? Did you see it?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Who? Wow? Who filmed this?
Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, do we have video? I don't know if there's
a video. I just saw this story going viral at
a lot of money with just pictures of these sweet
little owls.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
They look really cute. But yeah, but whose owls are these?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
I mean, I hope they have insurance by that time, right,
I guess I guess you would get insured before all, right, Brad.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
We got it.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Here's the thing.
Speaker 9 (11:05):
I have a really traumatic experience when I was a
ring bear. One time I had the little pillow. I
was like six, six, seven years old and going down
the on like bit like you know, cute in my suit, right,
and I had a little pillow with the rings on it,
but they weren't the real rings, and I didn't know that,
and they pulled the rings out of the pockets and
I looked down at the pill and I was like,
I've been scammed.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Oh my gosh, that's actually really smart. Yeah, why didn't
they give the ouse fake rings?
Speaker 9 (11:27):
You gave them your real rings.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Who would do that?
Speaker 16 (11:32):
You had to do that again?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well they did, but also who would do that? Seriously,
you know, but they did.
Speaker 5 (11:39):
So this is a PSA, don't give your rings to owls.
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Speaker 3 (12:03):
Sweet. You can schedule your donation at Redcross dot org.
Do you understand how many zip ties you can buy
with twenty dollars? Why? Zip ties? Look, if that's just
how you fixing zip ties? Duct tape, those are two
things you need to fix anything. I mean, I'm with
you with the duct tape.
Speaker 9 (12:15):
Literally anything you could fix because sometimes the duct tape
you can't get it around in the right angle, so boops,
it dies.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
I mean, duct tape's great.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Like if you mess up your shoes, like if you
have boots and the heel comes off or something, duck
dot tape, Why aren't you just us like super glue,
because the duct tape just make sure it doesn't come undone.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
Yeah, but then there's tape on your boot.
Speaker 15 (12:31):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
All right, Well, this conversation's over, and that's what's trending.
Speaker 15 (12:39):
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Speaker 4 (12:46):
Pants is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a girl named
Macy that he went out with. So in a few
minutes we're gonna call her and see if she'll tell
us why she's ghosting him and hopefully get him another date,
but first can't How long has it been since you
heard from Macy?
Speaker 10 (12:59):
Dude's been like five days?
Speaker 14 (13:02):
And I know I'm getting ghosted, Like absolutely, no, I'm
I am getting ghosted.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
What makes you say it like that?
Speaker 14 (13:10):
I knew that when she showed up to the place
where I took her out, like she just wasn't impressed,
She wasn't having it, and I just I don't clearly
quite one hundred percent of her stand but like I do.
Speaker 10 (13:24):
Know that she is avoiding me.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Okay, what is it about her though that makes you
want to get hold of her? If you're being avoided,
then why are you running towards the avoidee?
Speaker 12 (13:34):
Oh No, she's like she's great, she's professional, she's you know,
just like you know, we really like I wanted to
really hit it off, but like it's like I don't know,
Like I gave her an opportunity.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
To choose a place, and she didn't choose a place.
So I took her to this like old like kind
of haunt that like Scott like some character.
Speaker 15 (13:58):
You know.
Speaker 8 (13:58):
She called it muddy yeah off because.
Speaker 10 (14:02):
I don't know, like I love like things like that
like I don't necessarily go for I don't know. I
gave her the opportunity to choose.
Speaker 5 (14:11):
So do you feel like the experience that you gave
her wasn't normal for you or what do you want
to tell her?
Speaker 10 (14:18):
Well, I just want to tell her that, you know,
like did I could tell that she was.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
Like getting quote, work calls through the whole date and stuff,
and it's like, you know, at a certain point, like dude,
if you're really not having a great time.
Speaker 10 (14:35):
She finally said she had to leave after like five
or six calls. Like all I'm trying to say is
like I'm not that bad of a guy. I don't
know what it is exactly.
Speaker 13 (14:44):
That I did.
Speaker 10 (14:46):
The plan was for her, we were going to eet
after she got off work. It just it seemed weird
that like it doesn't take much for me to pick
up on it.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Like so you could tell there was like a vibe
vibe that she wasn't into it.
Speaker 14 (15:01):
Yeah, I'm just like I just kind of want to
like get her to like I want to figure out
the real reason why she was ghosting me, because I
know it wasn't work and I don't know what I
did wrong.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
You know what I mean, Like, she's a great She's
a great girl. You know that's really what I'm trying
to figure out.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Okay, cool, Well, we'll play a song come Back, and
then call her see if she'll tell us why she's
ghosting you and hopefully get you another date. Then all right, cool,
all right, man, we'll play song come Back and get
your first day follow up next. Right in the middle
of our first day follow up and if you're just
joining us, Kent is on the phone and he's getting
ghosted by Macy. So we're about to call her and
ask her why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
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another date if he still wants him. But before we
do that, Kent, why don't you catch everybody up on
your situation?
Speaker 8 (15:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 17 (15:45):
Well, you know, like I went out with this girl.
I gave her an opportunity to choose anywhere to go
in the world, and you know she let me choose
that My place was Musty And I know for sure
I'm getting ghosted, but I don't know why. But I
don't feel like I deserve that.
Speaker 10 (16:01):
I want to know. I want to know why she
won't talk to me anymore.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Okay, And you really liked her.
Speaker 10 (16:06):
Huh no, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
All right, man, Well here you are. You're ready for
us to call her?
Speaker 10 (16:11):
I'm ready as I can be.
Speaker 16 (16:12):
I guess okay, Hello, Hi Massik to Macy please.
Speaker 8 (16:27):
Oh this is Mecy. How can I help you?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
MACI? Hi, how are you? My name is Jewbell and
I host a radio show. It's called The Jubil Show. Hi, Macy,
I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, my name's Viatorium.
How are you Hi? I'm good, How are you great?
Thank you for asking? Have you ever listened to the
show before?
Speaker 8 (16:42):
No, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
So we do a segment on the show it's called
the First eight follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and they end up
ghosting you, you can have us get them on the
phone and ask them why they're ghosting you. So we
got an email about you?
Speaker 8 (16:57):
Oh you got it? Oh that's how you were offering?
Oh god, yeah, we.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Got an email about you. And his name is Kent.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Sorry, no, thank you. No, I don't want the first
date was terrible.
Speaker 8 (17:12):
I don't really want to relive that.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
Oh no, okay, well could you tell us why? He
just wants to know. He said he really liked.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
You, and he doesn't know you know why you're ghosting him?
Speaker 10 (17:21):
Oh he should know.
Speaker 8 (17:22):
Okay, well we'll put it very simply. He took me
to have you guys ever been there? No, because you're
normal people.
Speaker 10 (17:32):
Okay.
Speaker 11 (17:32):
It isn't a place that you take a first date.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It is a place that you will take a future
murder victim.
Speaker 18 (17:38):
It's sery.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Is that bad?
Speaker 8 (17:41):
It was. I thought it was going to be a
cute little bar, you know, nice happy hour. I walked in,
I got scared.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I almost walked right out, but he had already seen me,
and so I was like, oh, well, this will be
my life for the next two hours.
Speaker 8 (17:56):
Yay. He was terrible. From the beginning. It wasn't good.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
And so you know, after like.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Fifteen minutes, I went to the bathroom and I called
my friends and I was like, hey, I need you
to call me like every.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Ten minutes until I can.
Speaker 11 (18:12):
Get out of here and be like, oh, what an emergency.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
It was so bad. He like, I come in.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I had just gotten off of work. He's wearing jeans
and a T shirt.
Speaker 8 (18:25):
I thought we were both coming from work.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
And then he tells me that he quit his job
a few weeks ago. That's a big deal breaker for
me because I want someone.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
That I can work.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
With and we can grow together. I do not want
to be the sole breadwinner.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Well did he explain why he quit his job, what
his plan is for the future.
Speaker 8 (18:46):
No, No, I didn't get that far. I was already
so turned off.
Speaker 10 (18:50):
I was like, can I cut in?
Speaker 3 (18:53):
Hear eo, yes you can, Macie?
Speaker 8 (18:56):
Who for?
Speaker 3 (18:56):
That's Kent. He's been actually listening and wants to.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Talk to you up.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
First of all, sorry, wait, you're what you listening?
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (19:07):
Yeah, I'm listening.
Speaker 14 (19:08):
Because I was trying to figure out why you were
ghosting me.
Speaker 10 (19:12):
But like now I'm listening to you. I'm like, dude,
Like what the like, what the hell?
Speaker 8 (19:17):
That's ken?
Speaker 10 (19:19):
And do like you the place that we win?
Speaker 11 (19:21):
Like?
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay, Well, first of all, that bar is disgusting in
the future, never take any woman there. They will call
the police on you. You you emailed them and a
secret phone call so that you could listen to me.
Speaker 11 (19:40):
You understand that weird o behavior tent right?
Speaker 19 (19:44):
No, you is a place, like I know everybody's there.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
It's just like a really chill place that's a good.
Speaker 19 (19:52):
Vibe, and I gave you the opportunity to choose anywhere
you wanted. We could have gone anywhere, Like if you
were so, I knew that you didn't like it, but
you could have said something, We could have gone elsewhere.
Speaker 8 (20:04):
Ken. If I had known that.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
You were going to say, let's go to I would
have been like, oh, let's just meet in the alley
way behind the Arby's.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
And we can just.
Speaker 11 (20:14):
Forage in would have been.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
It was not It is not that bad, Like, come on, man,
like that. Here was a man own shirt in the
corner of the bar.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You know?
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Is that normal? Is he just one of the regulars?
Is he one of.
Speaker 11 (20:35):
Those characters we always hear about and you.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Date?
Speaker 8 (20:45):
I don't.
Speaker 11 (20:46):
I don't want any date with any man after this.
If I go on a date with another man and
he says, where do you want.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
To go, I'm going to say I have strong objections
to in.
Speaker 11 (20:57):
Case you wanted to take me there. Other than that
everywhere else is acceptable?
Speaker 10 (21:03):
Then why didn't you have a suggestion? Now you're just
like you're just hating all my people.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Macie, I have a question for you. Would you like
to go out on another date with Kent?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
We'll pay for it.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Oh my god, I'm so sorry, and be washing my
hair that night, whatever night it's supposed to be, I'll
be washing my hair that night.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
I'm so sorry. Oh I wanted to ken if you
have them call me up so that you can listen
in and being be sneaky peaty.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
About this and want to want to know why I
didn't want to.
Speaker 8 (21:33):
Go out on a date with you.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You should have known the way that you were dressed.
You don't care, like you quit your job.
Speaker 11 (21:40):
If you don't care about life, you're going.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
To bum around for a little bit.
Speaker 20 (21:44):
I quit my Oh my god, dude, When I told
you I quit my job, I mean like I sold
my company for like six hundred K and I'm moving on.
Like you didn't even take a second to even like
ask anything about me.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Okay, I apologize, but also, congratulations doesn't matter.
Speaker 8 (22:07):
You're still not working. You're still just bumming around. I'm
not bumming around. Man.
Speaker 20 (22:13):
When I told you that I would take you anywhere,
I meant it.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
I could take you anywhere. You didn't have a pot.
Speaker 15 (22:19):
If I had said, oh, I want to go to Mississippi.
Speaker 8 (22:23):
And I want to ride on a steamboat and have dinner.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You would have done that on a first date.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
You know what? That sounds cool? Why not I've got
I've got the resources to do that.
Speaker 11 (22:35):
But like, I don't brag about.
Speaker 19 (22:36):
My money like you obviously are really really matters to
you to be like a princess everywhere you go.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Like, I'm just really, are you sure, Mazie?
Speaker 10 (22:49):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
If you really want to dig some gold.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
I got its numbers for you. Got some duds that'll
like knock your socks off. Good ahead, But like I
don't think it.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
Oh, I'm so sad.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
Maybe I need to be a worst person. Do you
want me to get in some alley fights for youth?
Get out of here.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
I don't know if you could be the worst person.
Speaker 10 (23:14):
Give it a shot.
Speaker 11 (23:16):
Oh my god, d you are such a weird.
Speaker 8 (23:19):
Now weirdo behavior.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I'm sorry you didn't get another date or no.
Speaker 11 (23:24):
Yeah, your fault, thank you, damn shocker, shocker, there's no
second date.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Come on, all right, I guess we're done.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
This is what. I'm just really glad that you guys
called me. Thank you for reminding me why my standards
are so high.
Speaker 10 (23:38):
I love you.
Speaker 11 (23:38):
I'm going to start listening to you now.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I don't do that. Jubile's first date follow.
Speaker 13 (23:48):
You know what's weird about your quizes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
To like you.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
It's almost time for you Versus Victoria, America's favorite trivia game,
your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a slipping and sliding game of trivia.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
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And now let's get Victoria's brain warmed up and ready
to go. Word association Victoria. First word that comes to
mind when I say dlight, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What's that? Candyland potion motion motion motion.
Speaker 12 (24:53):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You versus Victoria is coming up right after this, A
good one. It's the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 18 (24:57):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Can I take your order?
Speaker 6 (25:00):
It's all tied A large black coffee large black cos
Do you mean a venty No?
Speaker 10 (25:06):
I mean large?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He means event Yeah, the biggest one you got, venty
is large?
Speaker 6 (25:10):
No twenty Yeah, Marge is large. Now is longe and
grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one
that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for all of the trivia Gloria and also
one hundred dollars gift card to Macy's.
Speaker 3 (25:35):
And let's meet today's contestant. For you versus Victoria.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Brady was up, Brady, Hey, how are you I I'm good.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Do you think you have what it takes to beat Victoria? Well? Yeah,
I hope, so, okay, I hope. It's not really a strategy.
So Brady, what we're gonna do.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
What we're gonna do is I'm gonna ask you again
and then you're gonna say without that word, You're just
gonna say yeah, that's okay, Yes, okay, great, Brady, are
you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Do you have what it takes a beat? That was
a great job. Thank you for that. Okay, good.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
We're going to send Victoria out of the studio and Brady,
the game is played like this. You have thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass and Victoria has to beat
you outright twin.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (26:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
All right, Brady, your time starts now.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
According to the World Meteorological Organization, what is the sunniest
place on Earth? What is the most popular car color?
Great apples are made of twenty five percent of what water?
How many hearts does an octopus have? What is the
largest island in the world? What is the tallest monument
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in the United States?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
All right, got that in. Bring Victoria back in the
studio while she's getting settled, Brady, what's something that you
would like the world to know about you today.
Speaker 10 (27:00):
I'm a property manager?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Oh cool, like for one place or multiple properties.
Speaker 10 (27:05):
Multiple apartments.
Speaker 21 (27:06):
So I work for a company and then I travel
where I'm needed for within that company.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
What's the weirdest thing you've had to deal with from tennant?
Speaker 21 (27:16):
I mean, there's a lot of challenging things. I don't
know as far as like the weirdest thing, but I
can definitely say the most challenging part of property management
was when I worked senior housing. That's probably the hardest
part because part of that is is maintenance and I'm
hugging trash shoots and things like that, and when you
have diapers and poop and pee and whatnot. That's not
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exactly the most fun part of property management. So there's
some challenging parts, but there's also a lot of rewarding parties.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Those are the real crappy days on the job.
Speaker 8 (27:47):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
All right. Here we go, Victoria's in studio. Your headphones
are on. Are you ready?
Speaker 8 (27:55):
I think so?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
You got your yeah, thirty second answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
and you have to beat Brady out right to win, Brady,
you could tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
According to the World Meteorological Organization, what is the sunniest
place on Earth?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Texas? What is the most popular car color? Purple? Apples
are made of twenty five percent of what that's wrong?
Remember said of apples? I don't know. Okay, how many
hearts does an octopus have? Oh? Eight, that's arms? I
don't know. What is the Laura is islent in the world? Hawaii?
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What is the tallest monument in the United States? So
bad the monument? Like like what does that mean? Like
what does that mean?
Speaker 13 (28:43):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Oh, Sadie liberty? Okay, And let's send it all over
the scoreboard and see how you guys did today with
our scoreboard.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
Surprise, Victoria got zero correct, Yeah, that sounds surprised. And
our collor Brady got zero care wrecked as well.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
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Speaker 2 (30:06):
It's time to Catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Maria is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend for three years, Craig
might be messing around, so well, see if we can
help her out. Maria, I'm sorry you're in that situation.
What's going on?
Speaker 8 (30:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 15 (30:21):
I just feel I thinks it's been really years lately
with my boyfriend Tay, Like, what's weird about it is
that we are we never.
Speaker 11 (30:30):
Fight, nothing's ever wrong.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
So a lot of.
Speaker 15 (30:33):
Our friends tell us that we are like the perfect couple, and.
Speaker 11 (30:37):
But lately I have really been.
Speaker 15 (30:39):
Wondering about our friends Jenna that comes over. She know
her a lot, and like, let me tell you also
that we always have friends over, like almost every day.
We're very social. We love having people over, we love
hosting parties. But our friend Jenna, she's been over a lot,
and you know, I often go to work is she's
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hanging out, which is fine, and sometimes she'll crash. But
lately I've just been kind of feeling like things I've
been a little bit weird or a little bit off,
and sometimes I feel like I leave and then I
come back and it feels like I'm interrupting something.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
So I don't know.
Speaker 15 (31:20):
I just wanted to call and see, like if you
guys can help me.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I feel like that's kind of weird.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
No, Like, you spend the night at your friend's house,
but then you should probably leave in the morning and
not be there alone with the boyfriend or like a husband. Yeah,
isn't that just like a courtesy? Or am I just tripping?
I feel like that's pretty standard. So Jenna's not in
a relationship.
Speaker 15 (31:37):
No, No, she's She loves to be the third wheel,
like with all of our friends, so she's just kind
of the contiment third wheel.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I guess, Okay, do you think your friend would do
something with your boyfriend?
Speaker 11 (31:51):
I have to say that.
Speaker 15 (31:51):
One of the things I do love about her is
she's very free spirited and is very open minded, so I.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
Wouldn't think that it would be entirely out of her character,
to be.
Speaker 15 (32:00):
Honest, But I also trust her, and so that's.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
Why I leave.
Speaker 15 (32:06):
And I'm willing to have her like crush over and
you know, like and leave them alone like I've I've
always had a trust there. So I guess I don't know.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Now, is your boyfriend acting different aside from the fact
that Jenna's just there?
Speaker 15 (32:20):
I have to say, there was this one time, and
this is kind of the one thing that keeps sticking
out of.
Speaker 22 (32:25):
My head is I came home one day and went
into the bedroom and we have a bathroom that's like connected,
and Jenna's like out sitting and watching TV.
Speaker 15 (32:39):
And I opened the bathroom door and then he's saying
it's show time, and then it does like he's she's
like naked and does a Helicopter's funny it was his
face when all of a sudden, it seems like he
was surprised that was me, that Jenna.
Speaker 8 (33:04):
Had been there that day, And.
Speaker 15 (33:06):
So that's really the part that has stuck with me,
and so I questioned him on it and was like,
you know, hey, did.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I surprise you?
Speaker 15 (33:16):
Did you think that that Dinna was coming in? Or
what's going on? And so then it felt like it
was a lot of backtracking. So I was like, oh, no, baby,
like I got you know, I heard you, But then
you know, I wasn't. He didn't really give me a
good excuse, but I just was sort of like, whatever, fine,
I've had a long day at work.
Speaker 8 (33:37):
Let it go.
Speaker 15 (33:38):
That's really what's been sort of giving me pause on
all of this, and I trying to sort of ask Jenna, like,
you know, hey, what have you guys been up to today.
Speaker 8 (33:50):
And just got really short answers.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
Which was also a little bit unusual, and like we.
Speaker 15 (33:56):
Had just got a new delivery of weed and like it,
you know, a really strong strain that we haven't had before,
and like we smoke.
Speaker 11 (34:05):
A lot, and that's you know, fine and all.
Speaker 15 (34:07):
But sometimes that can kind of like make everyone a
little lucy Gucci, I mean, isn't That's the point.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
You told us what grocery store he is a rewards
card member at, So we'll play a song come Back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that. Every single month, we choose
one random rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral departments anybody that they want, and we'll see
if he sends them to you or somebody else. Okay, amazing,
plays song come Back and get your to Catch a
Cheater in next if you're just joining us for today's
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to Catch a Cheater. Maria is on the phone and
we're about to call her boyfriend Craig. They've been together
for three years, but now she thinks she's cheating. We're
gonna call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store he's a rewards card member at and say that
he's the big winner of thirty six long stim red
roses that can be delivered to anybody that he wants,
and see if he sends those to his girlfriend or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Mario, why
don't you catch everybody up on your situation?
Speaker 15 (34:59):
So I I have been with my boyfriend for several
years and we always have friends over.
Speaker 8 (35:06):
And we're very social people.
Speaker 15 (35:08):
But lately we've had one of our one of our
best friends over a lot, and which is normal. But
I came home and there was an incident where I
walked in on him and he it seems like he
thought that it was going to be someone else opening
the door, and so I really have been kind of
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questioning that and questioning both of them, and so now
I'm at a point where I just I feel like
I need to find answers and I feel like I
need help.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
Are you ready for us to coll on?
Speaker 15 (35:45):
Okay, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 3 (35:47):
Okay, here we go. Hi, this is corrible calling from
I was looking for a rewards card member named Craig.
Speaker 4 (36:05):
This is he Hi, Craig, Please don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to
tell you congratulations. You're this most big winner.
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Oh what does that mean?
Speaker 15 (36:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Every single month?
Speaker 4 (36:15):
Maybe you didn't know this, we choose one Lucky Rewards
card member at random who gets free flowers delivered from
our floor departments, anybody that you want. So you've won
thirty six long sim red roses, a box of candy,
your chocolate, and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you would like to within the fifty United States
of America.
Speaker 8 (36:30):
Wow, all right, that's awesome.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
If you know who you want to send them to,
I can take the information over the phone in just
a matter of minutes.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
Okay, yeah, I'll do it right now.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
So I'll need the first and last name of the
person first.
Speaker 10 (36:42):
Jenna A.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Would you like to put anything on a card to Jenna?
Speaker 8 (36:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Could you put see you tonight?
Speaker 23 (36:50):
You know where I live?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
And you know who else knows where you live?
Speaker 10 (36:55):
Who?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Your girlfriend? Maria? Who's on the phone? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (37:00):
Okay, so you you sent the fowers to Jenna?
Speaker 8 (37:04):
And what what's that about?
Speaker 7 (37:08):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Go on, what's going on? Is this is actually a
radio show. It's called The Jubile Show, and we do
a segment called to Catch a Cheater. And that's why
your girlfriend emailed us.
Speaker 15 (37:18):
What Yeah, yeah, Craig Hi, I have been asking you
what the has been.
Speaker 8 (37:25):
Going on lately?
Speaker 15 (37:26):
And here you are. Of course now I know for
sure that that is what you're doing, and you are
hooking up with Jenna. You're hooking up with Jenna.
Speaker 11 (37:34):
I knew it all along. What do you have to
say for yourself? I mean, seriously, right now, I knew it.
Speaker 15 (37:41):
It was that day I came home and I and
I asked you and you were surprised to see me.
Speaker 11 (37:47):
And now this is what's going on. This is what
you were like I find out on a radio show.
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Could you feel calling me out?
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Seriously, that's what you're gonna say right now?
Speaker 23 (38:00):
I mean, she shouldn't be off completely at me because
she cheated on me with Jenna too.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
What what?
Speaker 10 (38:10):
One night we were sitting around and we were just talking.
Speaker 23 (38:13):
Casually and Jenna was a little bit more wasted than
she usually gets, and we were laughing about something that
Maria had said, and Jenna let it slip that Maria
and then started making out and that led to them
go into the bedroom.
Speaker 15 (38:30):
Oh what, well, hold up that that's totally different.
Speaker 11 (38:35):
That was totally different.
Speaker 8 (38:37):
That was just like.
Speaker 3 (38:38):
It is it is.
Speaker 15 (38:39):
That was just like experimenting like and totally not meant
nothing and was just sort of like in the moment thing.
Speaker 5 (38:50):
Well, did you say anything to Maria when it happened
the first time though? Did you call her out on
that and tell her that wasn't cool?
Speaker 23 (38:56):
When I found out about it, I was, I was
really off, but then I just decided to get even
and me and Jenna hooked up.
Speaker 15 (39:03):
Okay, so this whole time one you knew when that
wasn't like even a big deal.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
At all, But this is how that's when you decided
to do.
Speaker 8 (39:13):
Like, I don't even.
Speaker 11 (39:18):
It's not even the same thing.
Speaker 10 (39:21):
Well how about any different than what you did?
Speaker 15 (39:24):
It just is that was just like like a spur
of the moment, not even thinking about it, just a
thing that happened, and like, I don't even, I honestly
don't even.
Speaker 11 (39:39):
Know what to say.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
I don't either. I mean now that you guys are
like even are you cool? Or what I mean?
Speaker 23 (39:46):
And told me about it while we were hooking up
and honestly, Maria, it kind of turned me on.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
Wait really yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Right?
Speaker 10 (39:56):
Really did?
Speaker 15 (39:57):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (39:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (39:58):
I guess you could.
Speaker 15 (39:59):
I wish we would talk about it.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
Way before this, because I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 15 (40:03):
Because I talk to Jenna about it.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I'll let you guys finish this conversation out there. But
at least you know what happened with Jenna from on
both ends.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
I guess yeah, we'll do her.
Speaker 15 (40:22):
I'm sorry the Jeuble shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 24 (40:28):
There's no worse feeling than when your boss hits you
up and says, hey, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (40:31):
Hey, how was your weekend? Do you really care?
Speaker 24 (40:34):
Did you just start working on something that you realized
I could be doing.
Speaker 3 (40:37):
It's the classic workplace for bait and switch. It's show
you know, you should really make sure you know somebody
before you get married. Facts would fact? Yeah? No, take
it from me. Oh wow.
Speaker 4 (40:48):
There's a trend going viral of people sharing the things
their spouses hid from them and then told them after
they were married.
Speaker 3 (40:54):
What the answers are crazy?
Speaker 4 (40:56):
So give me three minutes, and if you're not married,
this will be ammo for you to tell all your
married friends that are pressuring you to get married. That
no way, and if you are married, it might be
time to ask some questions. Yeah, we'll go over it
right after this. It's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
He might have been over six foot, but his character
was five to one, his loyalty four eleven, his communication
five to two. Okay, so I don't give a fuck
that he was over six foot. Everything else was so
damn short.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
That's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (41:23):
And there's a trend going viral of people sharing the
things that their spouses hid from them and then told
them after they were married. Yeah, you're real And I
don't know what's crazier the people that hid the stuff
for How in the world these people that.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
Married them didn't know these things?
Speaker 14 (41:38):
That part?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
So go over what these people have said.
Speaker 4 (41:42):
Someone said that he admitted that he was unemployed in
the middle of a bankruptcy case, and that he'd also
lost his house in foreclosure. What the worst part is
that I never found out about any of it until
years later and they were getting divorced.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
How do you not find out about those things? What
do you think is happening? Where do think going to lunch?
Speaker 4 (42:02):
I know there's one person who had a husband they
also weren't employed. They would just go to the park
every day, I guess to hang out and then come
back home and say that they had worked. And they
also said they had a job where they made a
lot of money.
Speaker 3 (42:15):
Yeah, but I'm like, was there ever money there?
Speaker 8 (42:17):
Though?
Speaker 10 (42:17):
Right?
Speaker 3 (42:19):
What is that that?
Speaker 9 (42:20):
It's like like, when you're dating, you don't get into
finances because that's a big scary for relationships or something,
and so maybe you know you solve the problem ish
by the time you get married, you're like, bunch it.
Speaker 3 (42:31):
Yeah, I'm not going to say anything about it. I
mean I never ask me, so I don't think it's
farfetched to ask for bank statement. It just is.
Speaker 9 (42:39):
Oh it is. That's a ridiculous requests. But you should
definitely have a good conversation about money early. Thanks, right, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
How do I know there's money in there? Why do
you need to know? We're getting married, I need to know.
Oh that's fair.
Speaker 9 (42:51):
Yeah, I don't think you should be getting maried to
that person if you if you don't trust.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
That fair.
Speaker 4 (42:59):
Another person and said, my husband did not mention that
he had a son.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Do any day during the week we got married, like
the kid was born?
Speaker 4 (43:10):
During the week that they were gonna get married. Yeah,
he definitely knew. We got married on a Tuesday and
his son was born that Friday. I found out on
the Sunday after the baby was born.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
That's pretty easy to keep a secret.
Speaker 7 (43:23):
I mean, the kid's not born yet, so it's like, oh,
my god, did I forget to tell you he.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Didn't want to lose or he's like just when it
pops out, so love it. Yeah, I think of the baby.
How do you make that better?
Speaker 4 (43:37):
And then also, what do you do if you just
got married to someone and you find out that they've
hid this whole time that they had a kid that
was being born.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
He annulled at that point.
Speaker 9 (43:45):
Yeah, exactly, say either you get an annulment or you
go wow, two tax breaks in one week, married and a.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
Kid going over a turn of people sharing things that
their partners didn't tell them until after they were married.
Somebody said, my first husband hid several ex wives. He
also had a wife in another country, several other kids
in three other countries, many bank accounts, and a mountain
of debt.
Speaker 3 (44:11):
Whoa, how do you not know? Omie was busy? Yeah,
that sounds so stressful for her.
Speaker 9 (44:18):
This is what happens when you marry the bad boy.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
You're not the first or the two good boy.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Like, if he's too st you know he's probably hiding
someone too.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
Don't know how you do that, though, I guess seven
separate lives. Well, the exes aren't current.
Speaker 9 (44:33):
But if you have a current wife in another country
and you have a bunch of kids and stuff, and
you're singing anothers and know that that is a wild
amount of effort.
Speaker 7 (44:40):
I mean that it is also partially easy to hide
because like in a different country, you can say you're
out for work, be sending one thing to one family
another thing to the other family.
Speaker 3 (44:49):
Honestly, I mean it seems so hard to do that.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
All this is doing right now is really fine tuning
my detective skills.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
He was, I will be on this internet now every single.
Speaker 4 (44:58):
Time another person said that she hid that she had
a child with someone else already and they were still
together raising him as a friend with benefits.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yikes, what and this is after they got married? Wait
what I think I can confused.
Speaker 4 (45:10):
You found out a year after they were married that
she had a kid with someone else and they were
raising that kid together, and it was also a friend
of so.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
She was also cheating. Yeah, exactly, baby daddy right, Therefore,
it's like, you know, like a little vacation somewhere. No,
you know, and like you've been there a few times.
It's not really like special anymore.
Speaker 12 (45:30):
Right.
Speaker 5 (45:34):
The argument they use, though, it is the argument they use.
It has been used on me. Yeah, and another baby
came after that too, so finally time to go.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
It wasn't married.
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Speaker 3 (46:23):
That's a lot of minutes. I know, a lot of minutes.
You are so excited.
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Speaker 5 (47:30):
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Speaker 3 (47:55):
And then hold on time.
Speaker 9 (47:57):
You know, when you go into a grocery store and
it's hot outside and the door opens.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
And goes, yeah, blows the air down. That's what you're
gonna put on your head.
Speaker 5 (48:04):
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Speaker 3 (48:12):
Go on a hike with that.
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It's got battery and electronics and all the freaking stuff
to make sure that it's taken care of.
Speaker 3 (48:17):
So, I don't know, it feels like some science. This
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Hey, we're gonna blow air on your face so nothing
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Speaker 5 (48:26):
Honestly, this is genius marketing because they called it the
invisible mask.
Speaker 3 (48:30):
They didn't call it the backpack.
Speaker 5 (48:32):
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Speaker 3 (48:34):
It's it's the invisible mask.
Speaker 5 (48:40):
Peached my interest for a moment until I read the
ten pound backpack the hat. I could be cool with
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that's what's available to you at some point.
Speaker 3 (48:56):
Now that's what's trending.
Speaker 24 (49:00):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Hello, Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 10 (49:06):
I do, what is it?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
So?
Speaker 10 (49:09):
I needed this girl.
Speaker 24 (49:10):
I don't want to say her name, but this was
her bobby. So anyway, we're getting together, we're doing our
you know, dating to them for a while. So we
got into it, and her feet were always freaking dirty.
Speaker 10 (49:25):
Rough realm rough room, I mean dirty. So I started
getting ghos.
Speaker 24 (49:30):
Stop by this, I couldn't, you know, do the ded
any more. Anyways, I bought her some high hills shoes
cover her feet, and I started buying her high heel shoes.
Shut up, should I'm listening, Get better, get better. So
so then she thought I liked that, should play high
hills and that. So she bought some open toe highles
(49:50):
and they didn't work. No, you can't eat that, to
be so I kept buying her shoes that cover her
entire foot. I started, and then I had to buy
her boots and and she thought I was just stated it.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
Thought I was kicky like that.
Speaker 10 (50:02):
I'm not well now.
Speaker 24 (50:03):
I am, but but I wasn't.
Speaker 10 (50:07):
So anyway, yeah, new secret.
Speaker 24 (50:11):
Her feet were crusty and dirty and rough and I
had to keep putting shoes on her boots, whatever.
Speaker 10 (50:16):
I can to cover her feet.
Speaker 24 (50:18):
And now you like it, and but now she's gone,
But then I don't have girlfrid now so but anyways.
Speaker 3 (50:26):
That's amazing.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
And I don't want to tell you this now to
make you upset, but you could have saved yourself a
lot of money by just buying her a pedicure.
Speaker 10 (50:34):
No, that didn't work, and we did that.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
I just wanted to make sure you try that.
Speaker 24 (50:39):
I did the petty cure, but her nails, Yeah, it
didn't work.
Speaker 10 (50:43):
Don't helped?
Speaker 3 (50:44):
Well, nothing help. Thank you for telling those rough feet.
Thank you for telling us those cigarettes?
Speaker 10 (50:51):
You too?
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Hello, Hi, what's the help? You have a dirty little.
Speaker 8 (50:57):
Secret that's there.
Speaker 18 (51:02):
You can pay it with cash on door dash and I.
Speaker 8 (51:06):
Just really wanted to share that information.
Speaker 11 (51:08):
I wanted to go viral.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Wait, wait, what how do you know that? Do you
work for door Dolls?
Speaker 18 (51:13):
Yes? So I worked on the beta side, and so
I already picked up an order and they paid their
order in cash and they didn't have to pay inside
the app, and so then I take the money and
off with my day.
Speaker 3 (51:26):
Wait wait wait, so you're like jacking money? Then no, they.
Speaker 18 (51:32):
Actually take it out of our pay that we would
have gotten by them paying in the app.
Speaker 11 (51:38):
So it's our.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Pay paid early.
Speaker 18 (51:41):
Yes, that's why it trives me crazy that nobody knows
about it, because yeah, you can kip us.
Speaker 11 (51:48):
Oh yeah, cash tip, but heck fifty dollars because I
picked up your pizza.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
Yay, at least I got the money and not the
zero tip orders.
Speaker 8 (51:58):
People don't tip for pizza up.
Speaker 11 (52:00):
They're actually zero tippers.
Speaker 8 (52:02):
Really, what can I have zero tippers exist?
Speaker 3 (52:05):
I used to work in the restaurant industry and I work.
Speaker 4 (52:07):
Anytime I worked takeout, I always got tipped nothing most
of the time because people think you don't You still
have to do with the order, you st have to
bag it all up and everything else. But most people
think you don't need a tip to takeout person.
Speaker 5 (52:16):
I used to be that way, and I think pandemics
time and I was like, oh, I think it's time
to tip, because you know, you get tip shamed for stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:21):
But I was like, but you didn't serve me though.
Speaker 5 (52:24):
I know, but but door Dash and you guys, I
do have a lot of respect for it because you
go out of your way to make sure your people
get fed, and honestly, we thank.
Speaker 8 (52:35):
You, thank you.
Speaker 18 (52:36):
I don't think I get enough appreciation.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
How do you use the paying cash like if I.
Speaker 2 (52:41):
I'm really not sure as a customer, I just know
that you can go in there and.
Speaker 11 (52:45):
Tell it that you want to pay cash on delivery.
Speaker 3 (52:48):
Okay for the app next time I ordered, I'm gonna
try to do that and pay cash.
Speaker 11 (52:54):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, thank you, thank you for your dirty little secret.
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