January 31, 2023 • 42 mins
What's your favorite struggle meal!? Here more on that story and others like that in this episode of The Jubal Show!
To kick start the show, we find out the answer to this Ridiculous Internet Question, whats something you surpress about yourself in the public? Toliver aka Jubal Fresh is opening a new yoga studio called Hot Sticky Buns and putting out a callers yoga studio in this Jubal Phone Prank, how can you make $1 million off the Super Bowl, why shouldn't you tell a white lie on the first date in this Dirty Little Secret and this guy thinks his girlfirend is cheating because he seen a text about a married man!
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To kick start the show, we find out the answer to this Ridiculous Internet Question, whats something you surpress about yourself in the public? Toliver aka Jubal Fresh is opening a new yoga studio called Hot Sticky Buns and putting out a callers yoga studio in this Jubal Phone Prank, how can you make $1 million off the Super Bowl, why shouldn't you tell a white lie on the first date in this Dirty Little Secret and this guy thinks his girlfirend is cheating because he seen a text about a married man!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubile show on demanding raunchy political songs. Call us
up eight to eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one. That's a text
we just got in about today's ridiculous Internet question. It's
time for Ridiculous Internet questions. It's America's favorite game show
where we ask you the question that people are talking
about on the dot coms. And today's question is what
(00:23):
about you do you suppress in public? Somebody text it
in at four one oh six one and said, singing
raunchy political songs? They don't do that in public? You should, though,
that might start a lot of interesting conversations with people. Victoria,
what about you do you suppress in public? I feel
like I'm a pretty shy person in general, like when
I don't know people, when I don't know people, So
if I'm out in public, I'm not gonna be my
(00:44):
full self. But I guess maybe like my sarcasm, because
not everyone gets a lot of sarcasm, and I don't
want to come off as rude when I'm just was
that sarcastic right there, and don't want to come off
as rude. This is the thing about Victoria, though, is
that her sarcasm comes in when you're least expecting it. Yeah,
she'll hit you with a sarcasm sometimes and I'm like, dang,
that was a dick And it's because you're like so
(01:06):
sweet and stuff, and so it took like months for
the sarcasm to hit me one time once she started here.
But once she hit me, oh, came up punch me
in the face for an order. Yeah. I like that
you suppressed that bar because it hurts call us eighty
eight three four three one oh six one text and
four one oh six one. Hey, Heather, what do you
try to suppress in public? Art? So you suppressed farts
(01:28):
in public? Yes? Some people don't. Yeah, some people don't.
I can't do it. You know how I get home?
Thank you? You know what's been happening to me a
lot lately because I try I suppress me in public too, right,
I don't. I don't like to like rip farts in public.
But they've been falling out a lot. Not falling. Yeah,
(01:49):
Like I'll get up to walk and then all of
a sudden it falls out and then I'm wondering if
people heard it or not it. I've been in year
the other day and nobody heard it, Thank god. I
was like, oh, I was like, oh, man, did you
hear it? They heard it? Victoria heard it? Okay. I
wondered if you heard it, Victoria. I should have said something,
because I think I even said, oh sorry, oh my god, Yeah,
(02:11):
how did I miss that? It's like, do I say
something like that? I was like, I apologized for it.
Didn't say anything, so I was like, I guess you
didn't hear it now. I said sorry. She didn't know why.
I said sorry. It just fell out. And this happened
a few times around people, and I'm like, I don't
know if they heard it or not. I didn't fart,
it fell out. Yeah, thank you for your phone call.
Thanks guy, yea Christian. What do you suppress in public? Oh?
(02:34):
This is so weird. I've talked about this before, but
I'm a big air drummer. I air drum a lot.
You know what. I don't think I've ever seen you
air drum because I suppress it, you know, because it's weird.
But I air drum like hard, like to the point
where my arms hurt sometimes, like so at home it's on.
So at home, you're just air drumming. A lot, Oh,
because I have like music playing, or I'm just like
(02:55):
singing in my head. Like if I'm cooking dinner, I
will literally put this batchelor in the panic about I
feel like you should let that out in public? Maybe
I should? Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, if I walked by you
or anybody and they were air drumming and having a
good time by themselves, I'd be like, Wow, they're love
in life exactly. Or they're high or schizophrenic, I don't know.
(03:18):
They look like they're having fun. You do you? Yeah?
Call us eight at eight three four three one oh
six one. Text in four one oh six one. Hey Barry,
what do you try to suppress in public? Sometimes they
wait to you hum a little bit around the house
and they hide that one I go out in public,
but sometimes brig can't help it, can't help it. Humma yeah, um,
(03:40):
you should bring that out in public. I think humming's fun.
Let's hear your latest hit? Yeah dropping? What are you humming?
Right now? Um? Let's just right now? But you know
you should on movie soundtrack? Oh, what's what's your favorite
movie soundtrack to? Hum? M? Probably a Jurassic part. Can
we get a taste yeah, dude, you know how many
(04:06):
of people are just humming along with you. You You should
bring that out in public. Thank you? Stop suppressing that? Yeah,
all right, thanks gye. Somebody texted in at four one
to six one and said, picking out a wedgie. Oh listen,
I'm sorry. I don't care when you're in public. I'm
not dealing with the discomfort. But even if there's some
crowded going on in the front or the back, I'm
gonna adjust. Sorry, in public? Absolutely, What do you want
(04:27):
me to do? Be uncomfortable, yes, or go to the bathroom.
So I have to suppress my comfort so I don't
have to pick it out. No text in four one
o six one, call us up eighty eight three four
three one o six one. What about you do you
suppress in public? For me? I talk to myself a lot. Okay,
I do talk to myself in public sometimes and I
catch myself, but that's like a normal talking to myself conversation.
(04:49):
What I mean is I have two sides of a conversation,
and one is like a character or something, and we
just talk. And then I have a whole conversations by myself.
A lot of times when I'm driving, Oh, or at
home when I'm doing something by myself, I need a
friend with me. So then I just start having a
weird conversation with a friend of mine, and I do
both voices in both sides. Sometimes we argue, sometimes we
joke around. Sometimes it's interesting, especially when mister Dilley Daly
(05:11):
shows up, who I have a d D And I
get distracted when I'm trying to get ready and I
run late a lot, and I've nicknamed him mister Dilley Daly,
and he and I get it and fights all the time.
As you said, Yeah, I slipped his top hat off
the other day. He deserved it. He did deserve it.
So that's what I suppressed in public call It's eighty
eight three four three one oh six one, text in
four one oh six one. Then Jubil show on demand.
(05:35):
It's another Jubil phone frame Day Mornings. That's twenties yoga Delight.
This is a mean of speaking. How can I assist you?
And I must day? How are you hi? Hi? I
(05:56):
was looking for the owner of your establishment. This is she?
Oh wonderful, So I actually got the owner on the
phone first. Try that. Amazing how things work out like that. Yeah,
I'm here in the studio today, so this office day, yes, great, okay,
(06:16):
well one of your last office days, I would imagine.
Excuse me what I Let me introduce myself really quickly.
It's nice to me to fellow yogi. My name is Tolliver,
and I wanted to speak with you because I'm not
sure if you know this, but I'm about to open
a business down the street from you, right down the block. Okay, cool,
(06:38):
Well that's why I wanted to call and talk to you,
since you do own the yoga studio that I down
the street from the new business that I'm opening. And
what I'm saying is I am opening a hot yoga
studio and I'm allowing you the first opportunity to come
work for me when I put you out of business. No,
mu stay, what is usual to say? What I just
(07:00):
said was I must stay. I don't know if you
know yoga very well, but it's a that's the thing
we say. And I think you said that you were
going to put me out of business because you're opening
the same type of studios that I do down this street. Yes, wow,
Sticky Buns, Sticky Buns Hot Yoga is opening in three months.
That I'm giving you the opportunity to be the first
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instructor at Sticky Buns before I come in and put
you out of business? Are you kidding me? With Sticky
Buns yoga like I call it sticky Buns because of
the sweat from people, and you think you're gonna come
in here and take my clients. You here, unbelievable. I
just thought i'd call and sort of try to make
(07:43):
peace with you before I opened up yourself. Okay, well,
my piece was ruined. My piece was ruined when I
walked by yours, You loser, I must stay. I'm not
reacting to being called a loser. Right now, I'm breathing.
I'm at He's chava nahassa and hassanamana and downward facing.
(08:08):
Good luck you joke. I bet you'll won't even last
a month with this whack yoga studio. How long have
you been in the industry. I've been in the industry
twenty years. Twenty years. Then, you do know, I don't
want to impart any wisdom that isn't needed, but I
just wanted to share with you that you know, sometimes
(08:29):
these hot yoga studios with all the equipment and the
heating elements. Sometimes they burned down and I just wanted
to make sure you're protected. Did you say you were
going to set my business on fire? Oh no, just
as a fellow hot yoga studio owner, I wanted to
call and maybe give you some wisdom about yoga studios
that the hot yoga studio sometimes they all right, mister
(08:49):
Tikibuns Yoga, it's time for me to call the police
on you. I'm going to call them and say they
supposed hot yoga studio that's opening down there. I don't
think you can call the police. I don't think you
can call I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't
want little I don't think you can call the police.
(09:11):
I don't think you can just get my place on fire.
I am going to I've stopped listening to what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying right now because I
sort of stopped listening because I did not threaten to
burn your yoga studio down to the ground so that
mine could be successful. I did not do that so
my sticky buns could be successful. I've been recording your
(09:32):
stupid I am taking this recording to the police department.
Are you anyway wasting my time talking to a stranger.
I'm trying to not react. Namas stay, I'm gonna just say,
Nama stay, Namas stay. Mother, You're going to jail. Okay, well,
then I'll just let you know that this is actually
Jewel from the Jewel Store doing a phone prank on
(09:54):
you and your boyfriend. Todd set you up. What it's
actually a prank phone call your boyfriend. He said that
they're opening a bunch of business around you and he
wanted to mess with you that Sticky Buns was coming
to town. I shouldn't know what the name like the
(10:16):
Jewels Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? It's the Jewels Show and you texted us
in four one of six one thing give it Dirty
Little Secrets. We're calling you back. Hi, Hi, good morning.
(10:38):
Oh okay, what's up? Where are you? Are you busy
right now? Yeah? The whole ball guys, I got against her? Okay, sweet, yeah, okay, okay, okay,
So what's your dirty little secret? Can you tell us please? Yeah?
So this is kind of big, um big. I've been
(11:00):
lying to my wife for about fifteen years. Oh my god,
oh yeah about what I do for work? Wait you
for fifteen years? Yeah, okay, okay, that's all a long time.
Number one, why the lie? And then number two, what
do you do versus? What do you tell her? What
do you do versus? What do you quote unquote do? Yeah,
(11:21):
what do you do versus? You do? All? Right? So,
I I mean I saw stocks and bonds, Okay, I
sell them by that's how my money. Okay, I'm one
of the guys that sits there with a no pad
him to watch it all the stocks all day long.
And okay, work for a company or you like a
day trader type dude? Oh no, No, I'm just a
day trader okay, okay, yeah, And uh so I tell
(11:45):
my wife by sell insurance? Um um, why do you
lie to her? Yeah? Also like whenever y'all have insurance needs,
doesn't she just expect you to take care of it?
That's okay. So in the past people have judged me
for trading, Like I've friends who told me it's not
a real job. And oh, yeah, okay, you know this
(12:07):
is so I didn't. I didn't want to tell her that,
you know, it was going back fifteen years. No, I
just told her, I did an insurance because it was easier.
So you met your wife, you lied to her about
your job because you didn't want her to know that
you were a day trader. You told her that you
were an insurance when you first met her. Yeah, when
I first met her. See, because like, if I'm at
(12:27):
somebody for the first time and they said I do
like stocks and bonds, I'm like, I have no idea
what that means, but that means you are smart. Yeah,
I'm into it. You could sweep the floors at the
stock market. As little as I know. You just say
you work at the stock market. I'd be like, dude,
you're definitely rich. Then, Like I would think that would
be a plus for you in the dating world. Yeah.
So so, so, you know, you would think that I
was doing well. But back then, you know, fifteen years ago,
(12:50):
I wasn't doing well. I was trying to be a
day trader, but I lost a bunch of money just
you know, just reading the charts wrong and it didn't
work out for me. Yeah, So I wasn't not thinking
too much money back there. Okay, So you would rather
tell her that you were an insurance when you guys
met Yeah, they didn't start going well until about maybe
seven years. So okay, yeah, so you guys, so you
(13:12):
would lie to her when you first got together about
your job and then you didn't start actually doing well
in it until seven years and year marriage, So at
that point you would have been lying to her for
seven years about the job you did. That's a big lie,
because what do you do every day? Then? Like you
leave the house like you're going into sell insurance in
a red holo or so well, I go to a
coffee shop. Sometimes they go different places, but still I
(13:34):
still leave the house and go back home. But you know,
they're just like insurance. I'm not in the office eight
hours a day, so I come home whenever I want to.
I mean the pandemic made it so much easier because
you know we were home for two and a half years.
Oh right, so I don't have to lie work from home? Yeah, exactly,
the work well even now, I could stay home, so
anything I think, I'm thinking I'm working from home today, right,
(13:55):
that's nice? So she ever like, how are those insurance
clients doing today? And I mean everything's on a computer,
so it's it works out so well for me. The
thing I do now that actually keeps everything together is
on I send myself company company gift cards every Christmas,
(14:16):
like yeah, like sometimes like chocolates or anything that bring Christmas,
certain holidays depending on a holiday MOUs together. Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly. Wow.
Do you think you'll ever tell her? I'm fifteen years
in right now and I'm going strong, So you know,
it depends on what she considers selling insurance. You know
(14:38):
you got your ensuring y'all a great future. There's all
types of way to justify exactly. Yeah, yeah, use that
one that she ever catches me. All right, Well, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret man, and
good luck. All right then jubil show on demand. How
can you make a million dollars on the Super Bowl?
(14:59):
And how did people take a thirteen hour flight to
end up at the same airport they were trying to
leave from? What? Also, trust your gut, it could make
you rich. You're about to hear about all those stories
right now. In another live local, late breaking report from
the J and N the Jewel News Network, It's news
that you didn't know you needed. For January thirty first,
(15:20):
twenty twenty three, I'm Jewel Fresh and how can you
make a million billion dollars on the Super Bowl? Tell
me beneficial. Since Sunday, But the Kansas City Chiefs and
the Philadelphia Eagles are going to be facing off in
Super Bowl fifty seven. Wow, and here's how to make
a million billion dollars on the game. The betting lines
are already in and the Eagles are favored to win
(15:41):
by one point. So if you want to be rich,
then put your money on the Eagles. It says. Okay,
who do you guys think is going to win? Rihanna
what she's doing the halftime show. I think that she'll
probably win, yeh, Rihanna fans are winning. I haven't watched
one game of football this whole season. Oh wow, but
I want the Chiefs to win. I think that win
and I'm basing that on football knowledge. Okay, I think
(16:03):
Patrick Mahomes, their quarterback, has a really nice smile. Well
you know what he deserves. He does, does Eagles quarterback?
Hold up? What's it? Who's the Eagles quarterback? I'm gonna
pull him up and I'm gonna compare Patrick mah comparisons,
and right here, the smile will tell us who wins. Yep. Okay,
I'm pulling up the Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts, right, Oh
he is. Actually he's got a great smile too, he does. Um.
(16:26):
You know what. Stay tuned to the J and N.
I'll give you an update when I make my full
decision on which quarterback has the better smile. Patrick Mahomes
or Jalen Hurts. His smile is so good it hurts.
Rihanna is doing the halftime show, and he bets on
the halftime show. You know sometimes they take those bets.
I bet that Barry Manilow comes out and performs that
my next guest. Absolutely, Oh my god. Here here's a
(16:50):
clip of one of his songs, an icon. He was
a show girl. Undus, you're not Rihanna. If you haven't
invited Barry to come perform with you, get on it.
It's not too late. Okay, I was joking, but actually
this song is that, this song is a jam. I
could see Rihanna and Barry Manilow. If Barry Manto actually
(17:12):
came out for the Super Bowl halftime show, ye dude,
Oh my god, and then you can do a finty
makeup line collaboration with Barry Manelow. I could see Rihanna
dancing with you know, those like banana hats and things
that didn't like the old school thing. I could totally
see Rihanna do the NFL. Should I hope the NFL
is listening to this broadcast right now and does that,
because they would please everybody. Rihanna fans are already pleased,
(17:34):
and then there's a lot of olds that watch the
NFL who get angry when they have somebody who's not
seventy five performing, So they would be so pleased with
Barry Mandelowe. I feel like Drake would be another good. Oh,
Drake would be good. Drake's no Barry Mandeloe. Yeah. I mean,
does Drake have a song called Copacabana? Good boy? Don't?
I guess? Yeah? He could. This is the Jane and
(17:56):
the Jewel News Network news you can actually have fun
talking about with your friends, Unlike all those other news
shows that are just big, boring board fests that talk
about complicated, important stuff. This is a JNN where we
don't waste our time with important things. For our next story,
let's send it on over to Victoria. Hey, it's Victoria.
And whoever said it takes money to make money? Obviously,
never used a coupon before. One woman in Michigan, you say,
(18:19):
five dollars free play coupon on a lottery ticket and
one three hundred thousand dollars. Oh wow, can you imagine? No,
I would pass out, Yeah, five bucks into three hundred grand.
It's a five dollar free coupon. So she didn't pay
for five dollars. So who gave it? Tour? Because if
I was them, I'd be like, we're splitting up. Yeah.
If you give somebody free coupon for a ticket and
they won money, would you expect money? Absolutely? Of course absolutely,
(18:42):
But I expect that if I get the winnings and
it's reverse, don't ask me for nothing. This is the
JN period, the Jewil News Network. It's easy to give
you those hard hitting, important news stories like those other
news networks, but it's part of the news stories that
you'll actually find interesting. That's what we do here at
the JNN. Next up, let's send it on over to
(19:03):
Christian Gray Snow. Yes, I'm on location in Dubai where
passengers on an Emirates Airlines flight took a trip around
the world only to end up nowhere. I'll tell you
what I mean after flying thirteen hours. They were heading
to New Zealand and Auckland, New Zealand from Dubai. The
plane ended up back in Dubai where they had taken
off because there were severe flooding at the Auckland airport
where they were heading and it was a nine thousand
mile trip and it wasn't until halfway through the trip
(19:25):
that pilots were alerted they were not going to be
able to land in Auckland. They had to turn around,
so they were six and a half hours into it. It
It was a thirteen hour flight to turn around and
come back to the exact same place that they've been in.
According to the BBC, Auckland witnessed the worst downpourt like
in history basically last week. They're in a state of
emergency right now, so there's like no flights coming in
and out of there. But hopefully if you're going to
(19:45):
Auckland you find out before you take off. And nine
hours into the air I guarantee because it was that's
a super long flight. There was someone that popped a
Xanax or something before they got on to sleep the
whole time, yeah, and then woke up on the tarmac
same spot they left from and they were like, man
Zeland looks just like what a way just slept? Did
I not just passed out? This is New Zealand. But
(20:07):
can you imagine I was gonna say, I would die die?
I know I'd be like, it's flooding. Can we just crash? Yeah,
just take it and take it down honestly, when you're
still in Dubai. Okay, guys, but also no if for
six half hours, I'm moved at pilot. Pick a random
place to land. We're going on vacation somewhere. Okay, there's
gotta be some islands in between this and Dubai. We
float over something for six hours. There's got to be
(20:27):
something definitely somewhere land. I don't care where. Let's just
go somewhere everywhere, but back to Dubai. Right here. This
is the JNN, the Jewel News Network. Listen to the
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get the news that you didn't know you needed. So
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Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
(20:49):
I'm heavier mere zero zero. I'm a Christian Grace. How
the Jewel Show on demand? It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewel Show. Yet is on the
phone today for a war the I was just to
catch a cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend Tanya
is cheating on him. Chet. How you doing man? Thank
you for your email. I'm sure you're not great because
(21:09):
it's not fun to come on the show like this,
But tell us a little bit about your situation. What's
going on? Yeah, I think you know, thanks for having
me on guys M. Basically like I I think that
my girlfriend is cheating. Um, because so like the starts
from the top. Basically, she in her best friend on
a huge fight and she wanted me to you know,
(21:32):
she han't never texted a lot of it, and so
she wanted me to read, you know, the fight. Like
she she wanted me to read the text to show
me like what she was doing, because like it was
getting kind of out of hand. And when I was
reading to the text, I saw a message from her friend.
You know, it was something like, you know, you need
to keep married men out of you know, my home.
And so then this was the friend that she got
(21:52):
in the fight with yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I
just feel like my girlfriend didn't know that, you know,
she was so upset that she just like forgot that,
like that message was there and I didn't saying that.
I kept scrolling. I was like because it like shocked me.
And so, you know, I didn't say anything at the time,
and you know, now I don't know what to do
because I feel horrible, you know, for the loss of
(22:14):
her friendship, because that's terrible, But like, yeah, I really
think that she did something. And it's been three weeks
and I you know, I haven't said anything. Did it
look like maybe she had deleted texts? You know, like
the thread I forgot to delete one thing. There wasn't
anything proceeding that, I think, So what does it take
and don't bring married men in my house or something
like yeah, I keep married men or something. It was like,
(22:35):
you keep married men out of my house? Out of
my home? And did you ask her about that at all? No? No,
And that's all you've seen, no context. It was a
long fight, and so like I don't know if maybe
there was a phone call in between, but yeah, that
you know, it didn't seem like it. It fitn't up.
But what was above it? Does it make any sense
to you at all? You know your girlfriend, you know
(22:56):
her friend that don't take married men in my house,
or don't bring married men in my house. That make
any sense to you other than cheating, because I mean,
it definitely sounds shady. No, I can't. I can't think
of anything that's I mean, I want to believe it's
something else. I mean, yeah, I mean that sounds suspect
for sure. Yeah, yeah, okay, Well you already told us
what grocery store she shops at, so we'll call from there,
(23:19):
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card,
remember at random to get and they get free flowers.
And they get a free gift with some flowers delivered
from our floral department to anybody they want to in
the entire continental the United States. We don't do overseas.
And we'll see if she sends those flowers seu or
to somebody else. Okay, plays, I'll come back and see
(23:40):
if she is cheating with you or the roses to
catch cheater. Next, Chet is on the phone and Chet
thinks that his girlfriend Tanya might be cheating on him,
all because of a text message that he saw on
her phone. He wasn't going through her phone, but Tanya
was in a fight with one of her friends and
she was showing Chet the conversation. So Chet saw a
text message from her friend, and it looked like maybe
(24:03):
Tanya Chet's girlfriend had deleted a thread that she didn't
want Chet to see because it said something about a
married man. Hey, Chat, what did it say? Again? It said, uh,
you keep married men out of my home or something
like that. Maybe her friend got caught cheating with the
married man that Tanya might beating. Is her friend up
to the messy stuff, or maybe her friend's letting her
cheat with someone. I was thinking, maybe maybe she's setting
(24:26):
her friend up with somebody else. Oh and like accidentally
set her up with someone that would Yeah, and she's like,
how embarrassing? How could you do that to me? Does
her friend have a boyfriend? Uh? No, I don't think so. Okay,
we're about to figure it out though. We're gonna call
Tanya from the grocery store that she's a rewards card
member at and do the same thing we usually do
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with the War of the Roses. See if she believes
us when we tell her that. Every single month, we
choose one random awards card remember that gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll throw in some movie
tickets on this one too. We'll see if she sends
those flowers to CHET or to someone else and find
out if she is cheating. Okay, Chet, are you ready
for us to call her? Yeah? All right, man, here
we go. I'm gonna dollar flu right now. Hello, Hi,
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this is t Gray calling from Is this our rewards card?
Remember Tanya? H Yeah? Um, awesome, Tanya, thank you very
much for being a customer with us. Congratulations you're this
month's winner. Oh cool? Okay, um, what are they? What?
What am I winning? The flowers and movie tickets? Oh? Wow? So?
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Oh is it like a special package thing for like
being a loyal member? Yes? Have you seen the emails
and stuff? Oh? No, I mean I haven't seen any
email or anything. Every single month, we choose one rewards
card remember at random, who wins free flowers delivered from
our brand new and improved for department. We do delivery now,
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so it's kind of a way to promote, but also
a way to say thank you very much for your
business and being a member at our grocery store. So
it's thirty six long stam red roses and one hundred
dollars in movie passes. Oh wow, Okay, what do I
have to do to get it all I need from you?
If you know you want to send them to right now,
I can get that done for you over the phone
in just a few minutes. Okay, Well there is one
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person I could send them too. Okay, perfect, Um, who
do you want to send to? First and last name? Please?
I'll send them to Jared. Okay, And is there anything
you want to put on a card to Jared? Sure?
If you could say thanks for the last few months,
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and then I'll see you on Friday. Jared sounds like
a real catch. Yeah, he's really sweet. Um, he's really
good to talk to. Um, sorry to stop you there.
You know who might not think that Jared's so sweet.
It might be Chat, your boyfriend. Yeah, this is actually
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the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name's jew Bowlitoria,
my name's Bennett. I'm Christian Grace. Now, and your boyfriend
Chat is actually on the phone listening because he thought
maybe you were messing around. Oh my gosh. We do
a segment on the show called War the Rose to
Catch a Cheater where we catch people cheating. And that's
why Chet reached out to us. Oh my god, what like,
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what are you doing to me? Why would you think
I'm cheating? Uh? Well, because you just sent flowers and
movie tickets to Jared And I saw the text message
that Nichole sent to you when you were when you
guys were fighting, and you showed me the messages to
show me like how she was being so rude to you.
You probably didn't see it, but you you know, she
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said a message about keep the married men out of
her house or or whatever it said. And maybe she
had better at deleting all your texts if you don't
want your boyfriend to see it. Wow, okay, you know what.
I was being upfront and honest with you, and I
just hand over my phone and I'm like here, read
whatever you want because I have nothing to hide. Or
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you could just be trying to do it in plain sight.
I mean, why did you send flowers this dude Jared
and talking about bringing a merry guy to your friend's house. Yeah,
and you even call and now you're trying about track. Yeah,
first of all, I don't know who y'all are so
you can mind your own business, okay, And you know Jared.
I would never hook up with Jared. I mean, like,
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come on, look, he's not my type at all. Wait,
you know you know Jared? Yeah, I knew, Yeah, I
do know Jared. Yeah, he's one of our best friends.
He's married. You know he's married. So is this the
merryman you suspect that was discussed in the texts? I
guess somebody. Yeah, I mean I would. I didn't that
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would make sense kind of, I guess I didn't think
of that. Why is she telling you not to bring
mary guys over there? And why are you sending flowers
in movie tickets to Jared? Look? Chat, it was a
huge misunderstanding. Okay, I'm the one at fault. I created
this mess, but I didn't realize how far it was
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going to go. Okay, Like Nicole is the one that
took it way too far, and now everything has just
blown up, and so I feel like I'm the villain,
Like I'm the bad guy here. So I'm trying to
make things better. What does that mean? Um? Look, okay,
Jared came over with me one day. We've been hanging
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out and I went over to Nicole's house and then
like I left for a little bit to go run
an errand or whatever, and I don't know, I guess
something happened. Oh so you're saying that your friend hooked
up with him or do suff with him? Okay, So
remember when Nicole was having that party at her house. Okay,
So Jared came over a little early and we were
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all hanging out or like pregaming before people all showed up,
and then we needed more ice. So I left for
a little bit, and then like by the end of
the night ish, she kind of confided in me that,
you know, things had kind of you know, advanced, like
they had taken it a little further than I. Oh,
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so Nicole and Jared hooked up. Yeah, and that's why
she said, don't bring married guys out my house. She'm
out at you because I guess she didn't know that
he had a wife, like talking about his wife the
whole time. Yeah, and she didn't know that he was
married until his wife showed up at the house and
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started screaming at her. Oh my gosh, it's an awkward
door answer. I'm the one being accused being a homewrecker
and I didn't even sleep with anybody. Sh Okay, but
why the flowers then, Like, why why are you sending
flowers like that they're roses? Because his wife left him
and now I feel really sorry for him. Chet? Is
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that sad? I mean that sounds like a lot of drama.
Do you believe believe that? Chet? I don't know. I
mean it almost feels like I don't know. I mean,
I guess you can always ask a friend, period. I mean, yeah,
I could definitely see no col dude something like that. Though. Okay, thanks,
thank you for believing me, Like, I didn't mean to
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start all this drama honestly, Well at least Chet, you
know that Tanya is not cheating on you. Yeah. Look,
I'm sorry, Dad, but I didn't believe you. I am
really really sure that you you know you were cheating,
and I'm sorry that I didn't just ask you and
I went through all this. Thank you. I mean, look,
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I'm up, friend, I'm real with you and I'm not
going to hide things from you. And if I was
hiding anything, it would be with someone we better human Jared,
don't let your friend to call him? Yeah, did Jebils
show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
(32:23):
This is the Jewils Show. And you texted us at
four one O six one and said he had a
dirty little secret. So now we're calling you back to
ask what your dirty little secret is? Hi? Hi? Hello? Um?
Did you didn't expect us call right now? Did you? Uh? No,
not at all? All right, well here we are, So
(32:43):
can you tell us your dirty little secret? Now? I
can tell you guys right now? All right? Shoot? What
is it? Oh? Yeah? Sorry? The things about ghost to
my pance what what? Yeah? Things I've been working out
really too well? And um, what's going on? Yeah? Um?
So about a year ago I fid about my guilty
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was cheating on me? Oh oh, I'm sorry, gosh, And
you still stayed with her? Yeah? I thought we could
um possibly work things out. But things have you know,
gone downhill since them. Okay? Did that happen before after
you proposed to her? This happened before proposed to her? Okay,
(33:27):
so things have gone downhill? How you know? We don't
really talk as much anymore. I feel like we're not
as connected. Use every time I look at her, I
can't just get the image that um you know that
she cheated on out of my head. Yeah, that would
be difficult to do for sure. So you're thinking about
ghosting her though, Yeah, I think it might be the
(33:51):
best way. You know. Sure I'll feel about that, like, um,
why not just break up with her because the ghosting?
Just stop talking to her? Yeah, I think I just
need to stop talking to her and you know, cut
it clean and just move on with the rest of
my life. Do you guys live together? We do. How
are you going to Gostre? Then, well, it's a tropical
(34:13):
lots of work, so you know, when she's done a
long birth trip. I was thinking of maybe just moving out,
back up and go, okay, at least with no conversation. Um,
maybe I'll through text message, but um, I think the
best option movie just to get my stuff and go.
So it's hard for you to leave her, huh. Yeah?
And you want to leave her, right, Yeah? I think
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I should. I feel like the relationship isn't going anywhere.
But there's something, Um, you know, she did cheat on
me with my one of my best friends, so I
still am a little resentful. Of course, when you found
out like that she cheated and you were feeling this
anger is like a good weight or disappointment, whatever you
were feeling, what made you want to propose? Um? I
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thought we could work through you know, I thought we'd
be able to work through it. Um uh, you know
i'd like found out. You know, can't you know what
you did? So yeah, yeah, hey you tried. Yeah, look
at it that way exactly, and you do what you want. Man.
But I think you got to just think about how
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I look at situations like that in life like this,
I don't look at the conversation and I don't look
at the person in it other than me. Then I
think about how do I want to leave it any
tough conversation? How do I want to walk out of it?
Do I want to walk out of it feeling good
about myself that I at least said, hey, I'm out right?
Or will I feel bad about myself if I bounce?
So that's the question I think you answer for yourself.
(35:40):
If you just ghost Are you going to be thinking
about the fact that you ghosted her? And is that
going to be good for you or bad for you?
Or are you gonna feel better if you just go, Hey, um,
remember that time you cheated on me? I'm still not
over it. So I'm gonna go see if I can
find somebody myself. Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess if I,
you know, put my best foot forward, which to break
up with there, it's up to you, man, if that's
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your best foot yep, you know, you really just got
to decide what's going to be best for I think
you're healing it. Yeah, it just seems like you're really
you haven't fully gotten over what she did to you,
and rightfully so totally normal, and I think that you've
got to determine the best way for you to I
think he'll honestly, yeah, definitely. All right, Well, good luck
to you man, keep us posted hey, and things will
(36:24):
be okay. I'm sorry you're in that situation. Yeah, it
sounds like you you know what to do. Thank you, guys,
appreciate you hanging there. Thanks for telling us on demand.
How how how is it possible to get indigestion from
a text message? It's a jubile show. Somebody just texted
in at four one oh six one and said, my
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favorite struggle meal is salami cheese roll ups. Okay, thank
you for the indigestion. I didn't know I could get
the indigestion just from reading it also sounds interesting, So
call us and let us know exactly what that is.
Eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one. But we're talking about struggle
meals this morning. Yes, people have been sharing their favorite
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struggle meals. That's stuff from when you were younger, or
a poor college student or a poor not call a
student like I was. Well, I did go to community
college for a semester, perfect, well half a semester. I
ditched community college. I paid, and then I ditched, like
I was still in high school. So okay, but I
was broke. That's probably the reason I was broke. That
(37:28):
was my mindset brock in. Anyway, what are your favorite
struggle meals? Call us up eighty eight three four three
one six one text in four one oh six one, Victoria.
Before we go over this list, what's your favorite struggle meal? Okay? Three? Okay?
The first one is McDonald's French fries because if you
have the app for a large's only a dollar oh
always fun fact, yeah, like usually what it's like in
the daily Deals it usually has one dollar large French
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Good to know there's that good. Ryson means or a
piece of toast with peanut butter. Okay, that's actually that
all sounds pretty good. I'm starving. Yeah, fo three one
six one eight eight three four three one oh six one.
On this survey that they did of people's top struggle meals,
grilled cheese and tomato soup. Oh delicious, that's luxury. Yeah,
(38:11):
that sounds like comfort. Absolutely in his campbells Kraftmac and cheese. Yes,
it sliced hot dogs mixed in. Yes, Christian just got excited.
Absolutely as someone from the South, that sounds delicious. Yeah,
that last week Kraft Mac and cheese. I can't have
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it anymore. Right, Well, I probably should never should have
had it because I've been lacked. Was tall in my
whole life. But I used to eat a lot of
Kraftmac and cheese. Oh man, so delicious. But then at
a certain point in my life, I think when I
was like after ten, I stopped putting hot dogs in it.
It's delicious with the hot dogs, delicious. That's a great
struggle meal. Call up eighty eight three four three one
(38:52):
six one text in four one oh six one. What
are your favorite struggle meals? Christian? All right, I'm very
embarrassed to say this. I love Chef Boyard. I don't care.
I'm a thirty year old adult man and I will
eat cheft bardy as if I am six. I do
not care. It is delicious, like the ABC's and one
two threes nostalgia. It just reminds me of my childhood,
like and you get to learn with those hello, yeah, yeah,
(39:15):
you get the one two threes where it's like it's
one two three, they pop up and you're like add
them up and you're like, what does one plus two
equal zero? Because I just ate it exactly and there's
nothing lasting three four three one six one eight eight
three four three one oh six one. That's why I
never did very well in math. All right, Jazz, what's
your favorite struggle meal? My favorite struggle meal. I'm a mother,
(39:39):
don't judge me, but we love to Polly and we
get this big double scoop of everything, rice and beans
and meat and for under nine dollars and we literally
buy chips and like wit it three ways. I mean,
we'd rather have that than pretty much anything else. So, yes, Chipotle.
(40:01):
It makes me feel good even on a struggle you know,
it's pretty healthy. Yeah, it does. It's delicious and the
bulls are big. You could feed a family of tan
on that the best kept crazy. And I'm like everybody
should be doing this, like what are we doing? And
every time there's someone behind me, they're like, yeah, let
(40:21):
me get two scups of rice please, And I'm like, girl, right,
what a same? Jess? Thank you for fon call I
appreciate you, thank you, I love you, guys, Thank you
bye call us eight to eight three four three one
six one text in four one six one? What is
your favorite struggle meal? Fuego? What's that? What's up? Fuego?
(40:42):
What's your favorite struggle meal? No, it's got to look
at like some seasons and the cupboard, you know, make
sure it's got got the flavor I wood. Oh yeah,
it's going down. Okay, Yeah, I'm with you on that.
That was That's my top answer for his favorite struggle
meal question, though, dear, yeah, do you cook it? Okay?
So obviously you know you boil it. You got solve
(41:04):
in the middle sometimes like you got a fry you
get like that. Oh yeah yeah, okay, so you know
you get a quick meal. What what didn't go? Jef
with top ramen exactly. Top Ramen is so versatile, Like
you can do so much with it, you know what
I'm saying. You can make it a very simple meal,
or you can over here like he is frying it.
(41:24):
You know, Yeah, you can do anything it find this
you know a little snat. Yes, my struggle meals top ramen,
except I'm kind of lazy, so I always just eat
it the brick ball, Yeah, like straight the hard noodles. Yeah,
with no seasoning, no seasoning for you buy. You buy
beef and chicken, but you never had exactly exactly and
(41:51):
the tone of voice that you said that was perfect.
That's exactly how it sounded in my head too, Like
what is you? So you bought beef and chicken and
then you didn't have the beef and chicken part. You
just at the dry, crunchy noodles. Yeah, that's how much
I've struggled in my life. That is a struggle me.
When I have thank you for your phone call fuego
no thank you call is up eight to eight three
four three one o six one text in four one
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oh six one. Your phone prank happens every single hour
on the twenties. Your next one is coming up in
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Then Jubile show on demanding raunchy political songs. Call us
up eight to eight three four three one oh six one.
Text in four one oh six one. That's a text
we just got in about today's ridiculous Internet question. It's
time for Ridiculous Internet questions. It's America's favorite game show
where we ask you the question that people are talking
about on the dot coms. And today's question is what
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about you do you suppress in public? Somebody text it
in at four one oh six one and said, singing
raunchy political songs? They don't do that in public? You should, though,
that might start a lot of interesting conversations with people. Victoria,
what about you do you suppress in public? I feel
like I'm a pretty shy person in general, like when
I don't know people, when I don't know people, So
if I'm out in public, I'm not gonna be my
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full self. But I guess maybe like my sarcasm, because
not everyone gets a lot of sarcasm, and I don't
want to come off as rude when I'm just was
that sarcastic right there, and don't want to come off
as rude. This is the thing about Victoria, though, is
that her sarcasm comes in when you're least expecting it. Yeah,
she'll hit you with a sarcasm sometimes and I'm like, dang,
that was a dick And it's because you're like so
(01:06):
sweet and stuff, and so it took like months for
the sarcasm to hit me one time once she started here.
But once she hit me, oh, came up punch me
in the face for an order. Yeah. I like that
you suppressed that bar because it hurts call us eighty
eight three four three one oh six one text and
four one oh six one. Hey, Heather, what do you
try to suppress in public? Art? So you suppressed farts
(01:28):
in public? Yes? Some people don't. Yeah, some people don't.
I can't do it. You know how I get home?
Thank you? You know what's been happening to me a
lot lately because I try I suppress me in public too, right,
I don't. I don't like to like rip farts in public.
But they've been falling out a lot. Not falling. Yeah,
(01:49):
Like I'll get up to walk and then all of
a sudden it falls out and then I'm wondering if
people heard it or not it. I've been in year
the other day and nobody heard it, Thank god. I
was like, oh, I was like, oh, man, did you
hear it? They heard it? Victoria heard it? Okay. I
wondered if you heard it, Victoria. I should have said something,
because I think I even said, oh sorry, oh my god, Yeah,
(02:11):
how did I miss that? It's like, do I say
something like that? I was like, I apologized for it.
Didn't say anything, so I was like, I guess you
didn't hear it now. I said sorry. She didn't know why.
I said sorry. It just fell out. And this happened
a few times around people, and I'm like, I don't
know if they heard it or not. I didn't fart,
it fell out. Yeah, thank you for your phone call.
Thanks guy, yea Christian. What do you suppress in public? Oh?
(02:34):
This is so weird. I've talked about this before, but
I'm a big air drummer. I air drum a lot.
You know what. I don't think I've ever seen you
air drum because I suppress it, you know, because it's weird.
But I air drum like hard, like to the point
where my arms hurt sometimes, like so at home it's on.
So at home, you're just air drumming. A lot, Oh,
because I have like music playing, or I'm just like
(02:55):
singing in my head. Like if I'm cooking dinner, I
will literally put this batchelor in the panic about I
feel like you should let that out in public? Maybe
I should? Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, if I walked by you
or anybody and they were air drumming and having a
good time by themselves, I'd be like, Wow, they're love
in life exactly. Or they're high or schizophrenic, I don't know.
(03:18):
They look like they're having fun. You do you? Yeah?
Call us eight at eight three four three one oh
six one. Text in four one oh six one. Hey Barry,
what do you try to suppress in public? Sometimes they
wait to you hum a little bit around the house
and they hide that one I go out in public,
but sometimes brig can't help it, can't help it. Humma yeah, um,
(03:40):
you should bring that out in public. I think humming's fun.
Let's hear your latest hit? Yeah dropping? What are you humming?
Right now? Um? Let's just right now? But you know
you should on movie soundtrack? Oh, what's what's your favorite
movie soundtrack to? Hum? M? Probably a Jurassic part. Can
we get a taste yeah, dude, you know how many
(04:06):
of people are just humming along with you. You You should
bring that out in public. Thank you? Stop suppressing that? Yeah,
all right, thanks gye. Somebody texted in at four one
to six one and said, picking out a wedgie. Oh listen,
I'm sorry. I don't care when you're in public. I'm
not dealing with the discomfort. But even if there's some
crowded going on in the front or the back, I'm
gonna adjust. Sorry, in public? Absolutely, What do you want
(04:27):
me to do? Be uncomfortable, yes, or go to the bathroom.
So I have to suppress my comfort so I don't
have to pick it out. No text in four one
o six one, call us up eighty eight three four
three one o six one. What about you do you
suppress in public? For me? I talk to myself a lot. Okay,
I do talk to myself in public sometimes and I
catch myself, but that's like a normal talking to myself conversation.
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What I mean is I have two sides of a conversation,
and one is like a character or something, and we
just talk. And then I have a whole conversations by myself.
A lot of times when I'm driving, Oh, or at
home when I'm doing something by myself, I need a
friend with me. So then I just start having a
weird conversation with a friend of mine, and I do
both voices in both sides. Sometimes we argue, sometimes we
joke around. Sometimes it's interesting, especially when mister Dilley Daly
(05:11):
shows up, who I have a d D And I
get distracted when I'm trying to get ready and I
run late a lot, and I've nicknamed him mister Dilley Daly,
and he and I get it and fights all the time.
As you said, Yeah, I slipped his top hat off
the other day. He deserved it. He did deserve it.
So that's what I suppressed in public call It's eighty
eight three four three one oh six one, text in
four one oh six one. Then Jubil show on demand.
(05:35):
It's another Jubil phone frame Day Mornings. That's twenties yoga Delight.
This is a mean of speaking. How can I assist you?
And I must day? How are you hi? Hi? I
(05:56):
was looking for the owner of your establishment. This is she?
Oh wonderful, So I actually got the owner on the
phone first. Try that. Amazing how things work out like that. Yeah,
I'm here in the studio today, so this office day, yes, great, okay,
(06:16):
well one of your last office days, I would imagine.
Excuse me what I Let me introduce myself really quickly.
It's nice to me to fellow yogi. My name is Tolliver,
and I wanted to speak with you because I'm not
sure if you know this, but I'm about to open
a business down the street from you, right down the block. Okay, cool,
(06:38):
Well that's why I wanted to call and talk to you,
since you do own the yoga studio that I down
the street from the new business that I'm opening. And
what I'm saying is I am opening a hot yoga
studio and I'm allowing you the first opportunity to come
work for me when I put you out of business. No,
mu stay, what is usual to say? What I just
(07:00):
said was I must stay. I don't know if you
know yoga very well, but it's a that's the thing
we say. And I think you said that you were
going to put me out of business because you're opening
the same type of studios that I do down this street. Yes, wow,
Sticky Buns, Sticky Buns Hot Yoga is opening in three months.
That I'm giving you the opportunity to be the first
(07:21):
instructor at Sticky Buns before I come in and put
you out of business? Are you kidding me? With Sticky
Buns yoga like I call it sticky Buns because of
the sweat from people, and you think you're gonna come
in here and take my clients. You here, unbelievable. I
just thought i'd call and sort of try to make
(07:43):
peace with you before I opened up yourself. Okay, well,
my piece was ruined. My piece was ruined when I
walked by yours, You loser, I must stay. I'm not
reacting to being called a loser. Right now, I'm breathing.
I'm at He's chava nahassa and hassanamana and downward facing.
(08:08):
Good luck you joke. I bet you'll won't even last
a month with this whack yoga studio. How long have
you been in the industry. I've been in the industry
twenty years. Twenty years. Then, you do know, I don't
want to impart any wisdom that isn't needed, but I
just wanted to share with you that you know, sometimes
(08:29):
these hot yoga studios with all the equipment and the
heating elements. Sometimes they burned down and I just wanted
to make sure you're protected. Did you say you were
going to set my business on fire? Oh no, just
as a fellow hot yoga studio owner, I wanted to
call and maybe give you some wisdom about yoga studios
that the hot yoga studio sometimes they all right, mister
(08:49):
Tikibuns Yoga, it's time for me to call the police
on you. I'm going to call them and say they
supposed hot yoga studio that's opening down there. I don't
think you can call the police. I don't think you
can call I don't. I don't, I don't, I don't
want little I don't think you can call the police.
(09:11):
I don't think you can just get my place on fire.
I am going to I've stopped listening to what you're saying.
I don't know what you're saying right now because I
sort of stopped listening because I did not threaten to
burn your yoga studio down to the ground so that
mine could be successful. I did not do that so
my sticky buns could be successful. I've been recording your
(09:32):
stupid I am taking this recording to the police department.
Are you anyway wasting my time talking to a stranger.
I'm trying to not react. Namas stay, I'm gonna just say,
Nama stay, Namas stay. Mother, You're going to jail. Okay, well,
then I'll just let you know that this is actually
Jewel from the Jewel Store doing a phone prank on
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you and your boyfriend. Todd set you up. What it's
actually a prank phone call your boyfriend. He said that
they're opening a bunch of business around you and he
wanted to mess with you that Sticky Buns was coming
to town. I shouldn't know what the name like the
(10:16):
Jewels Show on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,
what's up? It's the Jewels Show and you texted us
in four one of six one thing give it Dirty
Little Secrets. We're calling you back. Hi, Hi, good morning.
(10:38):
Oh okay, what's up? Where are you? Are you busy
right now? Yeah? The whole ball guys, I got against her? Okay, sweet, yeah, okay, okay, okay,
So what's your dirty little secret? Can you tell us please? Yeah?
So this is kind of big, um big. I've been
(11:00):
lying to my wife for about fifteen years. Oh my god,
oh yeah about what I do for work? Wait you
for fifteen years? Yeah, okay, okay, that's all a long time.
Number one, why the lie? And then number two, what
do you do versus? What do you tell her? What
do you do versus? What do you quote unquote do? Yeah,
(11:21):
what do you do versus? You do? All? Right? So,
I I mean I saw stocks and bonds, Okay, I
sell them by that's how my money. Okay, I'm one
of the guys that sits there with a no pad
him to watch it all the stocks all day long.
And okay, work for a company or you like a
day trader type dude? Oh no, No, I'm just a
day trader okay, okay, yeah, And uh so I tell
(11:45):
my wife by sell insurance? Um um, why do you
lie to her? Yeah? Also like whenever y'all have insurance needs,
doesn't she just expect you to take care of it?
That's okay. So in the past people have judged me
for trading, Like I've friends who told me it's not
a real job. And oh, yeah, okay, you know this
(12:07):
is so I didn't. I didn't want to tell her that,
you know, it was going back fifteen years. No, I
just told her, I did an insurance because it was easier.
So you met your wife, you lied to her about
your job because you didn't want her to know that
you were a day trader. You told her that you
were an insurance when you first met her. Yeah, when
I first met her. See, because like, if I'm at
(12:27):
somebody for the first time and they said I do
like stocks and bonds, I'm like, I have no idea
what that means, but that means you are smart. Yeah,
I'm into it. You could sweep the floors at the
stock market. As little as I know. You just say
you work at the stock market. I'd be like, dude,
you're definitely rich. Then, Like I would think that would
be a plus for you in the dating world. Yeah.
So so, so, you know, you would think that I
was doing well. But back then, you know, fifteen years ago,
(12:50):
I wasn't doing well. I was trying to be a
day trader, but I lost a bunch of money just
you know, just reading the charts wrong and it didn't
work out for me. Yeah, So I wasn't not thinking
too much money back there. Okay, So you would rather
tell her that you were an insurance when you guys
met Yeah, they didn't start going well until about maybe
seven years. So okay, yeah, so you guys, so you
(13:12):
would lie to her when you first got together about
your job and then you didn't start actually doing well
in it until seven years and year marriage, So at
that point you would have been lying to her for
seven years about the job you did. That's a big lie,
because what do you do every day? Then? Like you
leave the house like you're going into sell insurance in
a red holo or so well, I go to a
coffee shop. Sometimes they go different places, but still I
(13:34):
still leave the house and go back home. But you know,
they're just like insurance. I'm not in the office eight
hours a day, so I come home whenever I want to.
I mean the pandemic made it so much easier because
you know we were home for two and a half years.
Oh right, so I don't have to lie work from home? Yeah, exactly,
the work well even now, I could stay home, so
anything I think, I'm thinking I'm working from home today, right,
(13:55):
that's nice? So she ever like, how are those insurance
clients doing today? And I mean everything's on a computer,
so it's it works out so well for me. The
thing I do now that actually keeps everything together is
on I send myself company company gift cards every Christmas,
(14:16):
like yeah, like sometimes like chocolates or anything that bring Christmas,
certain holidays depending on a holiday MOUs together. Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly. Wow.
Do you think you'll ever tell her? I'm fifteen years
in right now and I'm going strong, So you know,
it depends on what she considers selling insurance. You know
(14:38):
you got your ensuring y'all a great future. There's all
types of way to justify exactly. Yeah, yeah, use that
one that she ever catches me. All right, Well, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret man, and
good luck. All right then jubil show on demand. How
can you make a million dollars on the Super Bowl?
(14:59):
And how did people take a thirteen hour flight to
end up at the same airport they were trying to
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(15:20):
twenty twenty three, I'm Jewel Fresh and how can you
make a million billion dollars on the Super Bowl? Tell
me beneficial. Since Sunday, But the Kansas City Chiefs and
the Philadelphia Eagles are going to be facing off in
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a million billion dollars on the game. The betting lines
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(15:41):
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who do you guys think is going to win? Rihanna
what she's doing the halftime show. I think that she'll
probably win, yeh, Rihanna fans are winning. I haven't watched
one game of football this whole season. Oh wow, but
I want the Chiefs to win. I think that win
and I'm basing that on football knowledge. Okay, I think
(16:03):
Patrick Mahomes, their quarterback, has a really nice smile. Well
you know what he deserves. He does, does Eagles quarterback?
Hold up? What's it? Who's the Eagles quarterback? I'm gonna
pull him up and I'm gonna compare Patrick mah comparisons,
and right here, the smile will tell us who wins. Yep. Okay,
I'm pulling up the Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts, right, Oh
he is. Actually he's got a great smile too, he does. Um.
(16:26):
You know what. Stay tuned to the J and N.
I'll give you an update when I make my full
decision on which quarterback has the better smile. Patrick Mahomes
or Jalen Hurts. His smile is so good it hurts.
Rihanna is doing the halftime show, and he bets on
the halftime show. You know sometimes they take those bets.
I bet that Barry Manilow comes out and performs that
my next guest. Absolutely, Oh my god. Here here's a
(16:50):
clip of one of his songs, an icon. He was
a show girl. Undus, you're not Rihanna. If you haven't
invited Barry to come perform with you, get on it.
It's not too late. Okay, I was joking, but actually
this song is that, this song is a jam. I
could see Rihanna and Barry Manilow. If Barry Manto actually
(17:12):
came out for the Super Bowl halftime show, ye dude,
Oh my god, and then you can do a finty
makeup line collaboration with Barry Manelow. I could see Rihanna
dancing with you know, those like banana hats and things
that didn't like the old school thing. I could totally
see Rihanna do the NFL. Should I hope the NFL
is listening to this broadcast right now and does that,
because they would please everybody. Rihanna fans are already pleased,
(17:34):
and then there's a lot of olds that watch the
NFL who get angry when they have somebody who's not
seventy five performing, So they would be so pleased with
Barry Mandelowe. I feel like Drake would be another good. Oh,
Drake would be good. Drake's no Barry Mandeloe. Yeah. I mean,
does Drake have a song called Copacabana? Good boy? Don't?
I guess? Yeah? He could. This is the Jane and
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And whoever said it takes money to make money? Obviously,
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(18:19):
five dollars free play coupon on a lottery ticket and
one three hundred thousand dollars. Oh wow, can you imagine? No,
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It's a five dollar free coupon. So she didn't pay
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If you give somebody free coupon for a ticket and
they won money, would you expect money? Absolutely? Of course absolutely,
(18:42):
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(19:03):
Christian Gray Snow. Yes, I'm on location in Dubai where
passengers on an Emirates Airlines flight took a trip around
the world only to end up nowhere. I'll tell you
what I mean after flying thirteen hours. They were heading
to New Zealand and Auckland, New Zealand from Dubai. The
plane ended up back in Dubai where they had taken
off because there were severe flooding at the Auckland airport
where they were heading and it was a nine thousand
mile trip and it wasn't until halfway through the trip
(19:25):
that pilots were alerted they were not going to be
able to land in Auckland. They had to turn around,
so they were six and a half hours into it. It
It was a thirteen hour flight to turn around and
come back to the exact same place that they've been in.
According to the BBC, Auckland witnessed the worst downpourt like
in history basically last week. They're in a state of
emergency right now, so there's like no flights coming in
and out of there. But hopefully if you're going to
(19:45):
Auckland you find out before you take off. And nine
hours into the air I guarantee because it was that's
a super long flight. There was someone that popped a
Xanax or something before they got on to sleep the
whole time, yeah, and then woke up on the tarmac
same spot they left from and they were like, man
Zeland looks just like what a way just slept? Did
I not just passed out? This is New Zealand. But
(20:07):
can you imagine I was gonna say, I would die die?
I know I'd be like, it's flooding. Can we just crash? Yeah,
just take it and take it down honestly, when you're
still in Dubai. Okay, guys, but also no if for
six half hours, I'm moved at pilot. Pick a random
place to land. We're going on vacation somewhere. Okay, there's
gotta be some islands in between this and Dubai. We
float over something for six hours. There's got to be
(20:27):
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go somewhere everywhere, but back to Dubai. Right here. This
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I'm heavier mere zero zero. I'm a Christian Grace. How
the Jewel Show on demand? It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewel Show. Yet is on the
phone today for a war the I was just to
catch a cheater and he thinks that his girlfriend Tanya
is cheating on him. Chet. How you doing man? Thank
you for your email. I'm sure you're not great because
(21:09):
it's not fun to come on the show like this,
But tell us a little bit about your situation. What's
going on? Yeah, I think you know, thanks for having
me on guys M. Basically like I I think that
my girlfriend is cheating. Um, because so like the starts
from the top. Basically, she in her best friend on
a huge fight and she wanted me to you know,
(21:32):
she han't never texted a lot of it, and so
she wanted me to read, you know, the fight. Like
she she wanted me to read the text to show
me like what she was doing, because like it was
getting kind of out of hand. And when I was
reading to the text, I saw a message from her friend.
You know, it was something like, you know, you need
to keep married men out of you know, my home.
And so then this was the friend that she got
(21:52):
in the fight with yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I
just feel like my girlfriend didn't know that, you know,
she was so upset that she just like forgot that,
like that message was there and I didn't saying that.
I kept scrolling. I was like because it like shocked me.
And so, you know, I didn't say anything at the time,
and you know, now I don't know what to do
because I feel horrible, you know, for the loss of
(22:14):
her friendship, because that's terrible, But like, yeah, I really
think that she did something. And it's been three weeks
and I you know, I haven't said anything. Did it
look like maybe she had deleted texts? You know, like
the thread I forgot to delete one thing. There wasn't
anything proceeding that, I think, So what does it take
and don't bring married men in my house or something
like yeah, I keep married men or something. It was like,
(22:35):
you keep married men out of my house? Out of
my home? And did you ask her about that at all? No? No,
And that's all you've seen, no context. It was a
long fight, and so like I don't know if maybe
there was a phone call in between, but yeah, that
you know, it didn't seem like it. It fitn't up.
But what was above it? Does it make any sense
to you at all? You know your girlfriend, you know
(22:56):
her friend that don't take married men in my house,
or don't bring married men in my house. That make
any sense to you other than cheating, because I mean,
it definitely sounds shady. No, I can't. I can't think
of anything that's I mean, I want to believe it's
something else. I mean, yeah, I mean that sounds suspect
for sure. Yeah, yeah, okay, Well you already told us
what grocery store she shops at, so we'll call from there,
(23:19):
say that every single month, we choose one rewards card,
remember at random to get and they get free flowers.
And they get a free gift with some flowers delivered
from our floral department to anybody they want to in
the entire continental the United States. We don't do overseas.
And we'll see if she sends those flowers seu or
to somebody else. Okay, plays, I'll come back and see
(23:40):
if she is cheating with you or the roses to
catch cheater. Next, Chet is on the phone and Chet
thinks that his girlfriend Tanya might be cheating on him,
all because of a text message that he saw on
her phone. He wasn't going through her phone, but Tanya
was in a fight with one of her friends and
she was showing Chet the conversation. So Chet saw a
text message from her friend, and it looked like maybe
(24:03):
Tanya Chet's girlfriend had deleted a thread that she didn't
want Chet to see because it said something about a
married man. Hey, Chat, what did it say? Again? It said, uh,
you keep married men out of my home or something
like that. Maybe her friend got caught cheating with the
married man that Tanya might beating. Is her friend up
to the messy stuff, or maybe her friend's letting her
cheat with someone. I was thinking, maybe maybe she's setting
(24:26):
her friend up with somebody else. Oh and like accidentally
set her up with someone that would Yeah, and she's like,
how embarrassing? How could you do that to me? Does
her friend have a boyfriend? Uh? No, I don't think so. Okay,
we're about to figure it out though. We're gonna call
Tanya from the grocery store that she's a rewards card
member at and do the same thing we usually do
(24:47):
with the War of the Roses. See if she believes
us when we tell her that. Every single month, we
choose one random awards card remember that gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department. We'll throw in some movie
tickets on this one too. We'll see if she sends
those flowers to CHET or to someone else and find
out if she is cheating. Okay, Chet, are you ready
for us to call her? Yeah? All right, man, here
we go. I'm gonna dollar flu right now. Hello, Hi,
(25:21):
this is t Gray calling from Is this our rewards card?
Remember Tanya? H Yeah? Um, awesome, Tanya, thank you very
much for being a customer with us. Congratulations you're this
month's winner. Oh cool? Okay, um, what are they? What?
What am I winning? The flowers and movie tickets? Oh? Wow? So?
(25:47):
Oh is it like a special package thing for like
being a loyal member? Yes? Have you seen the emails
and stuff? Oh? No, I mean I haven't seen any
email or anything. Every single month, we choose one rewards
card remember at random, who wins free flowers delivered from
our brand new and improved for department. We do delivery now,
(26:08):
so it's kind of a way to promote, but also
a way to say thank you very much for your
business and being a member at our grocery store. So
it's thirty six long stam red roses and one hundred
dollars in movie passes. Oh wow, Okay, what do I
have to do to get it all I need from you?
If you know you want to send them to right now,
I can get that done for you over the phone
in just a few minutes. Okay, Well there is one
(26:32):
person I could send them too. Okay, perfect, Um, who
do you want to send to? First and last name? Please?
I'll send them to Jared. Okay, And is there anything
you want to put on a card to Jared? Sure?
If you could say thanks for the last few months,
(26:53):
and then I'll see you on Friday. Jared sounds like
a real catch. Yeah, he's really sweet. Um, he's really
good to talk to. Um, sorry to stop you there.
You know who might not think that Jared's so sweet.
It might be Chat, your boyfriend. Yeah, this is actually
(27:13):
the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name's jew Bowlitoria,
my name's Bennett. I'm Christian Grace. Now, and your boyfriend
Chat is actually on the phone listening because he thought
maybe you were messing around. Oh my gosh. We do
a segment on the show called War the Rose to
Catch a Cheater where we catch people cheating. And that's
why Chet reached out to us. Oh my god, what like,
(27:36):
what are you doing to me? Why would you think
I'm cheating? Uh? Well, because you just sent flowers and
movie tickets to Jared And I saw the text message
that Nichole sent to you when you were when you
guys were fighting, and you showed me the messages to
show me like how she was being so rude to you.
You probably didn't see it, but you you know, she
(27:57):
said a message about keep the married men out of
her house or or whatever it said. And maybe she
had better at deleting all your texts if you don't
want your boyfriend to see it. Wow, okay, you know what.
I was being upfront and honest with you, and I
just hand over my phone and I'm like here, read
whatever you want because I have nothing to hide. Or
(28:17):
you could just be trying to do it in plain sight.
I mean, why did you send flowers this dude Jared
and talking about bringing a merry guy to your friend's house. Yeah,
and you even call and now you're trying about track. Yeah,
first of all, I don't know who y'all are so
you can mind your own business, okay, And you know Jared.
I would never hook up with Jared. I mean, like,
(28:37):
come on, look, he's not my type at all. Wait,
you know you know Jared? Yeah, I knew, Yeah, I
do know Jared. Yeah, he's one of our best friends.
He's married. You know he's married. So is this the
merryman you suspect that was discussed in the texts? I
guess somebody. Yeah, I mean I would. I didn't that
(28:58):
would make sense kind of, I guess I didn't think
of that. Why is she telling you not to bring
mary guys over there? And why are you sending flowers
in movie tickets to Jared? Look? Chat, it was a
huge misunderstanding. Okay, I'm the one at fault. I created
this mess, but I didn't realize how far it was
(29:20):
going to go. Okay, Like Nicole is the one that
took it way too far, and now everything has just
blown up, and so I feel like I'm the villain,
Like I'm the bad guy here. So I'm trying to
make things better. What does that mean? Um? Look, okay,
Jared came over with me one day. We've been hanging
(29:42):
out and I went over to Nicole's house and then
like I left for a little bit to go run
an errand or whatever, and I don't know, I guess
something happened. Oh so you're saying that your friend hooked
up with him or do suff with him? Okay, So
remember when Nicole was having that party at her house. Okay,
So Jared came over a little early and we were
(30:03):
all hanging out or like pregaming before people all showed up,
and then we needed more ice. So I left for
a little bit, and then like by the end of
the night ish, she kind of confided in me that,
you know, things had kind of you know, advanced, like
they had taken it a little further than I. Oh,
(30:24):
so Nicole and Jared hooked up. Yeah, and that's why
she said, don't bring married guys out my house. She'm
out at you because I guess she didn't know that
he had a wife, like talking about his wife the
whole time. Yeah, and she didn't know that he was
married until his wife showed up at the house and
(30:46):
started screaming at her. Oh my gosh, it's an awkward
door answer. I'm the one being accused being a homewrecker
and I didn't even sleep with anybody. Sh Okay, but
why the flowers then, Like, why why are you sending
flowers like that they're roses? Because his wife left him
and now I feel really sorry for him. Chet? Is
(31:08):
that sad? I mean that sounds like a lot of drama.
Do you believe believe that? Chet? I don't know. I
mean it almost feels like I don't know. I mean,
I guess you can always ask a friend, period. I mean, yeah,
I could definitely see no col dude something like that. Though. Okay, thanks,
thank you for believing me, Like, I didn't mean to
(31:31):
start all this drama honestly, Well at least Chet, you
know that Tanya is not cheating on you. Yeah. Look,
I'm sorry, Dad, but I didn't believe you. I am
really really sure that you you know you were cheating,
and I'm sorry that I didn't just ask you and
I went through all this. Thank you. I mean, look,
(31:52):
I'm up, friend, I'm real with you and I'm not
going to hide things from you. And if I was
hiding anything, it would be with someone we better human Jared,
don't let your friend to call him? Yeah, did Jebils
show on demand Jewils Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up?
(32:23):
This is the Jewils Show. And you texted us at
four one O six one and said he had a
dirty little secret. So now we're calling you back to
ask what your dirty little secret is? Hi? Hi? Hello? Um?
Did you didn't expect us call right now? Did you? Uh? No,
not at all? All right, well here we are, So
(32:43):
can you tell us your dirty little secret? Now? I
can tell you guys right now? All right? Shoot? What
is it? Oh? Yeah? Sorry? The things about ghost to
my pance what what? Yeah? Things I've been working out
really too well? And um, what's going on? Yeah? Um?
So about a year ago I fid about my guilty
(33:06):
was cheating on me? Oh oh, I'm sorry, gosh, And
you still stayed with her? Yeah? I thought we could
um possibly work things out. But things have you know,
gone downhill since them. Okay? Did that happen before after
you proposed to her? This happened before proposed to her? Okay,
(33:27):
so things have gone downhill? How you know? We don't
really talk as much anymore. I feel like we're not
as connected. Use every time I look at her, I
can't just get the image that um you know that
she cheated on out of my head. Yeah, that would
be difficult to do for sure. So you're thinking about
ghosting her though, Yeah, I think it might be the
(33:51):
best way. You know. Sure I'll feel about that, like, um,
why not just break up with her because the ghosting?
Just stop talking to her? Yeah, I think I just
need to stop talking to her and you know, cut
it clean and just move on with the rest of
my life. Do you guys live together? We do. How
are you going to Gostre? Then, well, it's a tropical
(34:13):
lots of work, so you know, when she's done a
long birth trip. I was thinking of maybe just moving out,
back up and go, okay, at least with no conversation. Um,
maybe I'll through text message, but um, I think the
best option movie just to get my stuff and go.
So it's hard for you to leave her, huh. Yeah?
And you want to leave her, right, Yeah? I think
(34:35):
I should. I feel like the relationship isn't going anywhere.
But there's something, Um, you know, she did cheat on
me with my one of my best friends, so I
still am a little resentful. Of course, when you found
out like that she cheated and you were feeling this
anger is like a good weight or disappointment, whatever you
were feeling, what made you want to propose? Um? I
(34:57):
thought we could work through you know, I thought we'd
be able to work through it. Um uh, you know
i'd like found out. You know, can't you know what
you did? So yeah, yeah, hey you tried. Yeah, look
at it that way exactly, and you do what you want. Man.
But I think you got to just think about how
(35:19):
I look at situations like that in life like this,
I don't look at the conversation and I don't look
at the person in it other than me. Then I
think about how do I want to leave it any
tough conversation? How do I want to walk out of it?
Do I want to walk out of it feeling good
about myself that I at least said, hey, I'm out right?
Or will I feel bad about myself if I bounce?
So that's the question I think you answer for yourself.
(35:40):
If you just ghost Are you going to be thinking
about the fact that you ghosted her? And is that
going to be good for you or bad for you?
Or are you gonna feel better if you just go, Hey, um,
remember that time you cheated on me? I'm still not
over it. So I'm gonna go see if I can
find somebody myself. Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess if I,
you know, put my best foot forward, which to break
up with there, it's up to you, man, if that's
(36:03):
your best foot yep, you know, you really just got
to decide what's going to be best for I think
you're healing it. Yeah, it just seems like you're really
you haven't fully gotten over what she did to you,
and rightfully so totally normal, and I think that you've
got to determine the best way for you to I
think he'll honestly, yeah, definitely. All right, Well, good luck
to you man, keep us posted hey, and things will
(36:24):
be okay. I'm sorry you're in that situation. Yeah, it
sounds like you you know what to do. Thank you, guys,
appreciate you hanging there. Thanks for telling us on demand.
How how how is it possible to get indigestion from
a text message? It's a jubile show. Somebody just texted
in at four one oh six one and said, my
(36:46):
favorite struggle meal is salami cheese roll ups. Okay, thank
you for the indigestion. I didn't know I could get
the indigestion just from reading it also sounds interesting, So
call us and let us know exactly what that is.
Eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one. But we're talking about struggle
meals this morning. Yes, people have been sharing their favorite
(37:07):
struggle meals. That's stuff from when you were younger, or
a poor college student or a poor not call a
student like I was. Well, I did go to community
college for a semester, perfect, well half a semester. I
ditched community college. I paid, and then I ditched, like
I was still in high school. So okay, but I
was broke. That's probably the reason I was broke. That
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was my mindset brock in. Anyway, what are your favorite
struggle meals? Call us up eighty eight three four three
one six one text in four one oh six one, Victoria.
Before we go over this list, what's your favorite struggle meal? Okay? Three? Okay?
The first one is McDonald's French fries because if you
have the app for a large's only a dollar oh
always fun fact, yeah, like usually what it's like in
the daily Deals it usually has one dollar large French
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Good to know there's that good. Ryson means or a
piece of toast with peanut butter. Okay, that's actually that
all sounds pretty good. I'm starving. Yeah, fo three one
six one eight eight three four three one oh six one.
On this survey that they did of people's top struggle meals,
grilled cheese and tomato soup. Oh delicious, that's luxury. Yeah,
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that sounds like comfort. Absolutely in his campbells Kraftmac and cheese. Yes,
it sliced hot dogs mixed in. Yes, Christian just got excited.
Absolutely as someone from the South, that sounds delicious. Yeah,
that last week Kraft Mac and cheese. I can't have
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it anymore. Right, Well, I probably should never should have
had it because I've been lacked. Was tall in my
whole life. But I used to eat a lot of
Kraftmac and cheese. Oh man, so delicious. But then at
a certain point in my life, I think when I
was like after ten, I stopped putting hot dogs in it.
It's delicious with the hot dogs, delicious. That's a great
struggle meal. Call up eighty eight three four three one
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six one text in four one oh six one. What
are your favorite struggle meals? Christian? All right, I'm very
embarrassed to say this. I love Chef Boyard. I don't care.
I'm a thirty year old adult man and I will
eat cheft bardy as if I am six. I do
not care. It is delicious, like the ABC's and one
two threes nostalgia. It just reminds me of my childhood,
like and you get to learn with those hello, yeah, yeah,
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you get the one two threes where it's like it's
one two three, they pop up and you're like add
them up and you're like, what does one plus two
equal zero? Because I just ate it exactly and there's
nothing lasting three four three one six one eight eight
three four three one oh six one. That's why I
never did very well in math. All right, Jazz, what's
your favorite struggle meal? My favorite struggle meal. I'm a mother,
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don't judge me, but we love to Polly and we
get this big double scoop of everything, rice and beans
and meat and for under nine dollars and we literally
buy chips and like wit it three ways. I mean,
we'd rather have that than pretty much anything else. So, yes, Chipotle.
(40:01):
It makes me feel good even on a struggle you know,
it's pretty healthy. Yeah, it does. It's delicious and the
bulls are big. You could feed a family of tan
on that the best kept crazy. And I'm like everybody
should be doing this, like what are we doing? And
every time there's someone behind me, they're like, yeah, let
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me get two scups of rice please, And I'm like, girl, right,
what a same? Jess? Thank you for fon call I
appreciate you, thank you, I love you, guys, Thank you
bye call us eight to eight three four three one
six one text in four one six one? What is
your favorite struggle meal? Fuego? What's that? What's up? Fuego?
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What's your favorite struggle meal? No, it's got to look
at like some seasons and the cupboard, you know, make
sure it's got got the flavor I wood. Oh yeah,
it's going down. Okay, Yeah, I'm with you on that.
That was That's my top answer for his favorite struggle
meal question, though, dear, yeah, do you cook it? Okay?
So obviously you know you boil it. You got solve
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in the middle sometimes like you got a fry you
get like that. Oh yeah yeah, okay, so you know
you get a quick meal. What what didn't go? Jef
with top ramen exactly. Top Ramen is so versatile, Like
you can do so much with it, you know what
I'm saying. You can make it a very simple meal,
or you can over here like he is frying it.
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You know, Yeah, you can do anything it find this
you know a little snat. Yes, my struggle meals top ramen,
except I'm kind of lazy, so I always just eat
it the brick ball, Yeah, like straight the hard noodles. Yeah,
with no seasoning, no seasoning for you buy. You buy
beef and chicken, but you never had exactly exactly and
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the tone of voice that you said that was perfect.
That's exactly how it sounded in my head too, Like
what is you? So you bought beef and chicken and
then you didn't have the beef and chicken part. You
just at the dry, crunchy noodles. Yeah, that's how much
I've struggled in my life. That is a struggle me.
When I have thank you for your phone call fuego
no thank you call is up eight to eight three
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