March 10, 2023 • 37 mins
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For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, What is the best breakup song ever? Harold aka Jubal Fresh calls Vivian to let her know he actually mailed her Broadway tickets in Phone Prank, Jordan isn't getting a call back from Anthony in this First Date Follow Up, a listener might be sleeping with sister's husband and that's not even the Dirty Little Secret, and why are customers trying to get the Cardi B and Offset meal off of the McDonald's menu!?
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For todays Ridiculous Internet Question we are asking, What is the best breakup song ever? Harold aka Jubal Fresh calls Vivian to let her know he actually mailed her Broadway tickets in Phone Prank, Jordan isn't getting a call back from Anthony in this First Date Follow Up, a listener might be sleeping with sister's husband and that's not even the Dirty Little Secret, and why are customers trying to get the Cardi B and Offset meal off of the McDonald's menu!?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jubile show on demand. What is your go to
breakup song? Call us Up? Eight eight eight three four
three one to six one. Hey Rob, Yeah, Rob, what
is your breakup song? I? Oh, that's a good song.
I forgot about that song. You know what? That one
was one of the songs that I listened to right
(00:22):
after a breakup back in the day. That is a
good song. When's the last time you had to listen
to that song? Uh? Two days ago? Oh? Dude, there
you go. Hey, congratulations, you know, I mean, it's weird
to say congratulations because normally people are very sad after
a breakup, but usually it is for a reason and
things get better. So listen to that song on repeat today, Rob,
(00:45):
thanks for calling it eight three one six one text
in four one oh six one. What is your go
to breakup song? Victoria? I have clips of all of
our songs in here because we all told our producers.
So I'm actually gonna play it because I don't know
what it is. I haven't heard the songs yet, so
I'll just play Victoria's and then you can go said.
Here's Victoria's breakup song. Kelly Clarkson, Yeah, how many breakups
(01:13):
have you had Victoria zero, You got zero. I've never
I've been through like a breakup, but I've been told
that if you were to hear me sing, it sounds
like I've been through like really bad breakups. Really, I
just really get into the music, you know. Okay, but
you'll be listening to Kelly Clarkson. That'll be resolutely okay. Yeah,
call us Up eighty eight three four three one to
six one text in four one sixth one? What is
(01:34):
your go to breakup song? All right, I got Bennetts
here too. Here's Bennett's go to breakup song? What is it?
Lauren Hill? Oh X factor, that's a good breakup song
for sure? Yeah, I like it? Is this pre or
post break up for you? I'm currently going through my
(01:56):
first breakup, guys, I was married for five years and
currently going through it. Yes, I'm about to cry. This
song brings me here every time. It's good though, gotta
cry and let it out. Then it's during the break up.
Oh wow, Yeah, okay, we've had separated for six months,
but yeah, currently going through. And it's funny because this
is the miseducation of Lauren Hill. The album My Fellow
(02:18):
Love Too also such a great album for the in
and the out of love. Yeah, and this song brings
me there right off the back, and I know I
know about your your a little bit about your relationship
in it. And trust me, man, you will be happier
in the future. And you started councling to to figure
out some stuff with yourself relationship wise. And also, hey,
(02:38):
this is just a note for everybody in the studio
and our producers. We need to do a better job
of paying attention to what's going on in people's lives
song before we plan content. Yeah, I didn't even realize
that you guys were at that point. And I'm like, hey,
let's do favorite breakup songs, and then it's over there,
like yeah, okay, let's do that. Listen. I cried all
morning and getting my song together. But you know, sometimes
these songs get you through the emotions and what you're
(02:59):
going through, so it always is very healing though when
you find that song, whether it's pre your post breakup,
it does help a lot. Call us I've made at
eight three four, the one of six. One text in
four one of six. When I have Christians breakup song
right here, I'll start pointing out you can explain Christian,
You're gonna be You're gonna be good. Oh yeah, I'm
sure we'd not have done this same. And I feel
like everybody's I'm more angry at my exes than I
am sad, So I'm fine, all right. This is Christian's song.
(03:27):
What's funny this is? This is Someday When I Stopped
Loving You by Carrie Underwood, and it's about taking every opportunity,
putting it all in for a relationship, and someone moves
on from you and love's falls in love with someone
else while you're still in love with them, and it says,
I'll finally stop loving you the way you stopped loving
me when the grass turns blue, when and you know,
when it snows in the desert, things like that's just
(03:49):
because you moved on, doesn't mean I'm one two. Which look,
I can sit here and talk about being dinner, but
usually the reason I am bitter is because someone moves
home before on a six one text in four one
o six one. My favorite breakup song is a pre
breakup song, right, so mine is like a breakup hype
up song. And if anybody knows me, I like oldies,
(04:09):
so I listened to oldies a loup and um. This
song is my favorite hype song to get ready for
a lot of people don't know this song, but it's
Bobby Walmax and the song is called if you think
You're Lonely Now? And this dear pre break pre breakup song. Yeah,
actually my last breakup that I went through. This was
(04:30):
the song I listened to in the car right before
I got there, and deliver the news. Talks about how
she's complaining and he's busy all the time, and I'm
out on the road doing music and all you're doing
is complaining that I'm not home. I'm working hard. He's
spending all my money and all you gotta do is complain. Well,
you know what you're saying, You're lonely without me there
(04:51):
while you're spending all my money. Well guess what again? Who? Yeah,
you think you're lonely now? Wait until tonight when there's
no more Bobby Womack in your life, Urphy. This song
(05:12):
hipes me up though every single time break up. And
so I just get there and then listen to this
in the car as loud as possible, and then go
have the conversation and then get back in the car
and try to listen to it again and go what
did I just do? There? Another SAT song on demand.
Hating a co worker can be awkward, especially if you
(05:33):
both work at a strip club in Florida. Oh wow,
I'll tell you about that in a second. Also, you
might think your grandma's cool, but she's not as cool
as one grandma in Arizona who's making headlines today. And
a ski resort in Alaska is in the news for
giving its customers the shaft. You'll find out what that
means right now in another hard hitting, a live local
play breaking report from the j and N the Jubile
(05:55):
News Network. It's news that you didn't know you needed,
and it's right now for Friday, March tenth, twenty twenty three.
I'm Jewel Fresh, and here's a recipe for a bad
strip club. Okay, name it something like Baby Dolls and
then put it in Florida. That's exactly where my story
comes from. Baby Dolls strip club in Florida, where the
other day cops had to be called to the scene
(06:17):
and arrest a stripper for pelting her bouncer boyfriend in
the head with wads of cash. Wow. Okay, Yeah, apparently
the two dated for about six months and recently broke
up and they were having an argument, so she grabbed
the only thing that she had on her to assault
him with wads of cash through lots of cash in
his head, and was arrested her domestic battery. If she
looking for a new man, she could throw some cash.
(06:39):
If I was dating here, I would just make her
mad on purpose so I could go shopping. I love it.
This is the Jay and then the Jewel News Network.
It's news that you didn't know you needed. Those other
boring news networks aren't telling you about angry strippers throwing
cash if their boyfriend's heads. Are they No, they're not
for our next story. Let's send it on over to
been It. Hey, it's been It. We've heard of someone
getting laid to rest in a pringles can, but one
(07:01):
woman it's going viral about how she decided to rest
in peace. Her name's Mary stocks Martin. She's a popular
teacher out at Arizona. She passed the eighty six. She
was known for signing everything with her initials MSM, which
gained her like a reputation for M and m's because
her signature looked like M and m's so she decided
(07:22):
to get buried in a custom made blue Eminem casket,
and all the funeral attendees wore Eminem shirts and hats,
and they threw multiple Eminem's into her casket as they
lowered her to rest. Funeral A funeral, exactly. I don't
know why people get all sad like funerals should be
more fun. They should be really should if you plan
for the future, you know, we all have to have
(07:43):
a funeral at some point, right, make it fun as well,
I guess. But does it have to be Eminem st Okay,
so Christian? If you had to choose your custom made funeral,
what would it be? I guess at this right where
if we're going candy, I'm gonna be like a kit
Cat or something. I I've had my funeral planned out
for a long time. Wait, I need to put it
(08:03):
in writing, and I need to make sure that somebody
makes this happen, because I have a feeling I'm not
going to be here to make sure it happens, you know,
I mean, I have a feeling that it's not going
to happen because people don't take me seriously. But I
am one hundred percent on this I've said this for
years and years and years. When I go, this needs
to happen. But I want to be cremated. And then
(08:24):
I want my ashes put inside of a mister potato head.
And I want whoever has my ashes, like my wife,
or my family, or whoever whoever is closest to me.
I want them to keep my mister potato head ashes
somewhere out where they can see it every day by
the door before they leave the house. And I want
them to change the expression on the face every day
so that I can. You know, some days I could
(08:45):
be happy, some days I could be sad. Somebody's I
have a mustache, some days I can have glasses. But
a way for me to keep living, you know, I
like it. It's also the way of somebody to have
to keep taking care of you, exactly exactly. The Jewel
News Network text in four on No. Six one, What
creative thing do you want to do at your funeral?
(09:05):
Right now? It's time for Christian Gray Snow. I'm Christian
Gray Snow, and I'm on location in the snowy mountains
of Alaska, where one resort manager is not laughing at
a piece of art that was left by a recent
skier or two. Let me tell you what I'm talking about.
According to the Unofficial network dot Com, the Teacup Bowl
at the Alieska Resort in Alaska has like a mountaintop
that like so from the resort at the bottom of
(09:26):
the mountain you can obviously see it. And so someone
had gone up there and like carved basically a huge
drawing in the snow right so you can see it
from the ground. What they drew was a huge, massive,
enormous male reproductive Oregon, the biggest one you've ever seen. Okay,
and I personally think it's hilarious, but the resort manager
did not. He was so annoyed by it. He called
a local tour guide company that has helicopters where they
(09:49):
like fly people over, and he wanted them to fly
back and forth over the mountain to cause the snow
to nothing. Must have been huge, massive, I mean, our
helicopter had to come in, you know. And so yeah,
but you know what I say, art is subjective, and
you know, to me and whoever made that, I found
it to be hilarious. So do it again. I just
picture of the guests waking up there and look looking
(10:10):
out over the mountain with their coffee slowly sipping it,
waiting to get up there on the slopes. I mean
that is a motivating motivation for shore exactly. It'll be
a great day to the people that went to sleep
like the night before it happened. They wake up the
next morning having their coffee, like, honey, was that their
last night? I'm really frustrated, wife, Like, I haven't seen
one of those in years. Yeah, it's like listening. This
(10:34):
is the Chain and the Jewel News Network News, and
we do it every single weekend morning at this time.
So tune in every day to get your fix of
the news. And congrats, suckers, you just got news so good.
Remember you can follow the show on social media out
the Jewel Show, follow us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
I'm at Viramra zero zero, i am at Benny News,
(10:56):
I'm at Christian Gray Snow the Jewel Show on demand.
It's another Jubile phone frame wekday mornings. That's twenties. Hello hello, hello, yeah, hello, hello, hello, hello.
(11:20):
Is anybody on the line, yes, yes, hi, oh hello. Um.
My name is Harold and I run the website dot
com and I was looking for Vivian. Yes, that's me. Yeah, okay,
Hey Vivian, Hi, I'm calling you back because we got
a request to call you about some tickets that you
(11:40):
purchased on our side. Yes, yes, I did. I purchased
some tickets. Yeah, h great, So any information about those?
Oh that's right. We were talking about the tickets that
you purchased for the Broadway show. Yeah. Um, what specifically
is problem? Well, I purchased tickets for tonight's show, and
(12:04):
I was supposed to get an email confirmation that you
received my payment that I don't have the tickets. But
I don't have any confirmation. I don't have the tickets
at all, and I'm seeing it tonight. Okay. Are you
even listening to me or are you just saying uh
huh over and over again. Yes, I'm so sorry about that.
(12:26):
Didn't know you're finished? And where are you? Oh? H well,
you're going to a Broadway show. He must be in
New York. Yes, So are you out there on vacation
just trying to take in a show or something. Yes,
I'm here on vacation again. Lives out there, and he
says the weather is kind of crazy over there sometimes
that you know, he says like one of those if
(12:48):
you don't like the weather, just wait a couple of minutes.
Except in the summer it's hot and smells like pee.
That's what he said. Yes, yes, that's really great. But
can we please get back to the email that I'm
talking about. I'm sorry, um, okay, let me look at
this up here, Wicked tickets and Vivian my notebook here
(13:08):
and yet tickets should be there, and next I would
say three four days three or no no, no no, no
no no, I'm seeing the show tonight which shows you
see to night. That's exciting. I'm seeing Wicked. Your website
said that I would get the email within twenty four
(13:28):
hours of my purchase. What and I haven't gotten it.
You're talking about dot com, the website that I run
that sales tickets. Yeah, I said we'd mail it to
you and be there in twenty four hours. Yes, an email,
not mail? Email yet hemail? Yes, like what's a hem?
I don't webmail? Can you please just tell me if
(13:51):
I'm getting My grandson usually handles all this crap. Is
there any way that you could reach out to him
and he could help us get this solved? Reach out
to email? I don't even know who he is, so
I would know not email. This has to be a scam. Okay,
now you're throwing out names that I know. We don't
(14:11):
have a Sam here. We used to have a Sam
working for me back in the day, but that was
before the ticket biz. I used to work on a
farm and I had a guy named Sam who was
a farm hand. And let me tell you, Sam did
have big hands. I would watch him work all day
long with those big no, no, no, no, I'm not
talking about that. Please contact your grandson and ask him
(14:33):
to help us solve this problem, or I'm going to
call the cop and have them come to your door
and arrest you for scamming me and taking my money
when I was supposed to see a show tonight. Okay, well,
then I'll just tell you that your friend Jin set
up for a phone prank. And this is actually Jubel
from the Jewels were doing a phone brank on you.
(14:54):
Your friend June set you up. She said that you
guys on a vacation in New York and you're trying
to go to a Broadway show. She also said that
she called the company and took care of it and
has your tickets and you guys can go to the
show tonight. You didn't get scammed? Are you serious? We
have fun and then thanks for doing business with us.
(15:15):
Hope to have you as a customer again. The Jubil
Show on Demand First Day follow Up. Jordan is on
the phone today for a first date follow up and
she's not getting a call back from a dude named Anthony.
So we'll see if we can figure it out and
maybe help her get another date if she still wants
one after she hears the reason. Hey, Jordan, before we
(15:37):
get into your date and everything that you liked about Anthony,
how long has it been since you saw Anthony. It's
been about two weeks? Not great, okay, two weeks? And
how many times have you tried to reach out to
him in that two weeks? Either two or three times?
I can't remember. I think I liked one of his
Instagram stories, but only actually like two messages. Okay, so
(15:59):
that's not bad. No, tell us a little bit about Anthony. Yeah,
so we met on TikTok of all places I loved
work out, and I was like posting one of my routines,
you know, just doing my own workout being on there,
and then he came up on my four my like
fy P page, and I was like, oh, he looks
(16:20):
pretty close to me. That's cool, and I like liked
a couple of videos. We started talking and from there, honestly,
things just like sped up. We're both super busy, like
we both work full time jobs, we both love fitness,
we both love anything outdoors. But for the whole two
weeks before we met up, I mean he was laying
it down, like telling me about the places he was
(16:43):
gonna take me, and like we were like exchanging like
long conversations, long texts, long phone calls, voice notes, pictures,
all that good stuff. So I'm just a little confused.
Like he went from bally got to like literally no
where to be found. So that's why him confused. Well
what do you think? Why do you think that he
(17:03):
went from boiling hot to the stove is off? Yeah,
so we went to a super nice restaurant, Um, this
is a really cute time place, and we didn't even
make it to like dinner. Like, he got a phone
call after drinks, and he looked pretty upset to get
the phone call and was like kind of panicking and
mumbly and like if you've ever been with someone when
(17:25):
they've gotten bad news, do you know what I mean?
Like yeah, just panicky and stuff. And so I was like,
oh god, no, it's okay, go go go, like go
handle whatever you need to handle. We split the bill,
so like I paid for my drink, paid for his.
But I just like called one of my girlfriends. I
was like, hey, my date had delie. Do you want
to come meet me and dinner? And he was like, yeah,
I know, I'll drive you home. So I was like, okay,
(17:47):
well he's taking me home. And he was polite, He
wasn't like rude or anything, and he did offer to
take me home, So it's not like he was completely repulsed.
I guess. I don't know what was going on, but
he did kiss me. And this is like after two
weeks of talking a big game, especially if he was
talking like that, like you said, like he's really pouring
(18:08):
it on, like I take you here, take you there?
You think that he would you know at that point
you'd get a kiss. Yeah, And so I was he
was really disappointed. Uh just felt like I honestly might
have I don't know, like I just felt bad for
him because he I was like, oh my god, what
happened to make him go into full panic mode like that?
(18:28):
And just and he didn't say anything about what it was. No,
And that's why me, that's like what made me so anxious.
I could just feel like something was not right and
it was crazy. He just I've again never seen a
guy do a one eighty like that ever. Wow, are
there any like skeletons in your closet that may have
(18:49):
like popped up? He may have gotten word of that
scared him away, thinking call was about her, could have
been the police. Yeah, everything was fine, Like we've been
very open and honest with each other, Like I don't
really have a lot to hide in the first place,
to be honest. Battle Maybe he's not ghosting you. Maybe
(19:10):
something oh just really happened. Perhaps his wife called him.
Oh oh my god, think about that. No, but I
just hope that like everyone and his family is okay,
Like did his grandma die? Like yeah, I mean it
was something like that. You would he would bring it up. Yeah,
you want if someone's dying, you don't just leave without
(19:32):
saying it, like you say, hi, family, emergency, got us
get at all? You know? Yeah, I would hope. So
but I don't know. All right, well, we'll see if
we can figure it out. We'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if we can find
out why he's ghosting you and maybe get your another date. Okay, hurry, thanks, y'all.
All right, plays, I'll come back, get your first date
follow up next. Right in the middle of today's first
date follow up and if you're just joining us, Jordan
(19:54):
is on the phone. She's getting ghosted by a dude
named Anthony because maybe his wife called during the date.
D I don't think. I don't think that's what happened, Jordan.
But Jordan, before we call him to see what the
reason is that you're getting ghosted and try to get
you another date, why don't you recap everybody on your
date with Anthony? Yeah, so we were supposed to go
to dinner. We only made it through the cocktail. He
(20:15):
got a call, seemed really upset, really flustered, and he's like,
we just have to go right now. Was ving near
our checks, still drove me home, but no kiss, no nothing,
and then haven't talked to him in like almost two weeks.
Now else, I just realized how awkward was that car?
Rode home. Yeah, whether it's like y'all just like rushed
out of the restaurant and he's not telling you anything,
Like how awkward was that? Yeah? Yeah, just sitting there
(20:38):
in silence. I was like, well, at least we live
close by the restaurant, like less than ten minutes. Because
I know it's not his wife because of TikTok, like
like I said, that's how we met. And we've been
talking long enough that I just I know he's not married. Okay,
all right, well we'll call him right now and see
if we can figure it out. Here we go. Are
you're ready? All right? Good luck? Oh? Hi? Mansk me
(21:10):
to Anthony? Please do this him? Anthony? What's up? Man?
How are you? This is Jebil. I host a radio
show called The jew Bil Showy Victoria. All right, what's up?
Bennett and Christian Grace? Now? Okay, have you listened to
the first eight follow ups before? Um? Yeah, yeah I have.
That is the segment where if somebody gets ghosted, they
(21:31):
can email us to call the person that's ghosting them
and find out why they're getting ghosted. Okay, that's why
we're calling. I didn't get ghosted, no, but are you ghosted. Yeah,
are you the ghoster? Oh? Is that what this is about? Yes,
it is. We got an email from Jordans Oh, yes, Jan,
(21:56):
I know. Now I see why you're calling. All right,
So yeah, Jordan told us about your date. She also
told us how, um, in the middle of dinner you
got a phone call and had to split and then
you haven't talked to her since. So she wants to
know why. Well, I just want to start off by saying,
Jordan is a very nice girl. Um, I was really
all about it. But um, it's really I hate to
(22:20):
sound like a cliche, but it really is me. So
when I picked her up with a great time, I
really like was all about her, okay. And when I
went to pick her up, I'm she introduced me to
her dog, which I love dogs. Dogs are are great animals.
But I'm like a very clean kind of person. I'm
I'm like very technically OCD and I'm a very like
(22:41):
German person. But she lets the dog kiss her like
on in the mouth, you know, like the tongue in
the mouth and wait, wait and in yeah, I mean
it's like she's opening her mouth, but the mouth gave
a little and there's I'm sure tongue has gotten in
there at some point, and I stuff that was really
(23:02):
really gross, And I know what you're gonna say. You're
gonna say, don't you know that dog's mouths are cleaner
than people? And I don't care. So I told myself
that that's a ridiculous thing. You like this girl, there's
a lot of us. She's beautiful, she's funny. But as
we go on to date, I see her drinking a
drink and she's like, hey, why don't you draw my cocktail?
And I'll speak of is that dog in her mouth? Okay?
(23:25):
So and it's just like overwhelming, and I started to
creak out. So I text my friend and I say,
can you please stage an emergency because parent attack? Because
I know I'm gonna kiss this woman? And Nick, oh,
so you called in reinforcement. Unbelievable, So you had your
friend call you staged an emergency to leave, And that's
what the phone call that you got, because she told
us you got a phone call. And then after that
(23:46):
the day was over pretty much. Yes, And I know
this isn't a big deal possibly for you guys, but
it's just every time I looked at her mouth, I
couldn't help but think the dogs but dog, but and
it licks her face and it does both of those
things multiple times a day. Oh man, all right, man, well,
(24:07):
thank you for being honest. Also, I have to let
you know that Jordan is on the other line and
she's been listening this whole time. I wants to talk
to you. Oh that's right. Uh yeah him. So I
feel like I need to just defend myself really quick
because that's okay y'all, because he's making it sound like
I let a dog lick the inside of my mouth.
That's not what happened. I have a tiny, tiny Pomeranian
(24:30):
and he got a hold of I guess, like the
strap on my purse or something. Anyways, I was playing
with him before, you know, we're gone for a couple
what I thought was going to be a couple hours,
and so I'm like, oh, okay, bye, see you later,
and he licked me so I laughed. So you're saying
it wasn't a full makeout session like Anthony. No. I mean, yes,
(24:51):
I've let my dog like lick my face before, but
I'm not one of those people that's like, oh yeah,
I'm just gonna kiss on their nose or whatever like
that's no, you're making this to be so much of
a bigger deal than it is. And also, Anthony, I'm
glad that no one died or anything like that, because
after the quote unquote emergency, I mean I was worried,
genuinely worried for you and anyone else involved, because you
(25:12):
made it seem like it was pretty bad. So, you know,
I guess forget me for being worried about you for
a week. But it is also kind of messed up
to like lean into tragedy to get out of something
because being you know, pretending that something so terrible happened
that you had to leave. Like I, people are brave
to risk it stuff. I don't pretend like that. Look,
(25:33):
I specifically didn't tell you what it was because I
didn't want to make up an intricate lie. I just
didn't want to tell you that. I didn't like that
the dog was looking in your mouth, okay, but again
not directly in my mouth, just for near So I
guess if it's that big of a deal, I mean,
I don't know what to tell you. The dog is
(25:54):
literally six pounds. I don't think the size of the
dog really matters. I mean, this still does germs, so
I do not find it to be valid at all.
Oh okay, well you also made it sound like by
your logic that I was like licking my own dog.
So let's not even go there right now. No no, no,
no no no. I mean it's the dog licks it's
(26:15):
butt and then it licks you and now you have
dog butt in your mouth. The tongue germs. There was
not a little like I can understand, like, oh we
got of my mouth. Oh that's gross. But you were
like you were you were loving it. It was like
in your mouth. No, you know, I did not make
(26:35):
out with my dog. That's disgusting. Well your dog made
out with you? Okay. Well have you never kissed a
stranger at a bar? I mean, if we're gonna go
there about germs, I didn't make out with my dog.
Uh No, I have never kissed a stranger at a bar.
Have you kissed a stranger at a bar? Of course
(26:58):
I have? WHOA that is so disgusting. See, I would
never do that. I'd never kiss a strange at a bar. Okay,
Well I gotta ask you, Anthony, would you like another
day what Jordan will pay for it. No, Jordan, how
much mouth maintenance are you willing to do to go again?
Will you clearly like, I don't know what, I don't
know how sanitized you need a mouth to be Anthony?
(27:18):
But what if Jordan did that? I have no interest
in sanitizing my mouth to your standards, so I don't
need a second The Jewils Show on demand, Jewils Dirty
Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewil Show.
(27:43):
You texted us at four one o six one and
said you had a dirty little secrets, and now we're
calling you back. Heymorrow, good morning. Oh not much, not much,
not much, Okay, good to hear you. Guys. Are you
able to tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now?
I am let me go outside. Want anybody to hear this? Okay?
(28:03):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, are idea? Yeah? Yeah, I'm good?
All right here it is. I believe that my best
friend is sleeping with my older sister who is married.
So let me kind of explain to you how I
found this out. Okay, So I was I was hanging
(28:24):
out with him, you know, it's my best friend. We
were hanging out, just playing some video games or whatever,
and he left to go to bethroom, and all of
a sudden, I see a text message on his phone
he left on the couch from my sister. It said,
you know my sister's name, And I was like, that's weird.
I didn't really know that they were on a texting basis.
(28:44):
So I like pick it up and like open it,
and it's just like a weird kind of like message
with like hearts, you know. I was like, this is
not sound like my sister. I was like confused. I
was like, maybe this is somebody also the same name
or I don't know, but so I scrolled up and oh, no,
short of it was my sister. Wo really, you know,
(29:07):
let me tell you. It was definitely not something a
younger brother wants to see about his at all. Oh god,
Oh yeah, so is that your dirty little secret that
you know? Oh yeah, I know, I know, But I
don't know how to like approach the subject. And like
I know her husband, you know, we're not like great friends,
(29:28):
but she's like the guy. I don't want to see
that happened to him, you know, So I just I
don't know what to do. This is kind of a
relatively new development in my life. So have you brought
it up to either of them. Um no, Actually I
just put the phone away before my friend came back
from the bathroom, and I was like, this is so
wrong your sister, And yeah, like, um, how long has
(29:50):
you been married? Have you been married for about three years?
That's a long time. Yeah, it's been it. By the way,
do you like your brother in law your sister's house,
then yeah, I mean I like him. I can't say
we have too much in common, you know, but I
mean I've hung out with the guy a couple of times.
He's really nice, you know, he seems like a really
(30:11):
good guy. And I just can't believe my sister would
do me. I mean, that's a bit that's big information
to have. So every time you talk to your sister,
you know that she's cheating on her husband with your
best friend, and every time you see her husband, that's
got to make you feel awkward. Oh yeah, definitely absolutely.
And you know, it's just like I don't know how
to approach the subject or if I should just kind
of let it play out. You know, I could just
(30:32):
play the ignorant bystander. And yeah, obviously, if I was
able to stumble up upon this, it's only a matter
of time before somebody else does. Yeah, that's true. I
would just get some popcorn and wait, yeah, you know,
and just watch the show when it happens. Yeah, I mean,
because if you put yourself in that, then you have
to deal with all the drama. I mean, well, I
(30:52):
mean it is your best friend. But also I don't know.
I would want to stay out of it. That's my dilemma.
You know, that's my dilemma because I could tell my
sister I knew, but like, what are we going to
do that? You know what? Am I just gonna blackmail her?
You like, tell her? I guess I could be like
I want your lunch money for the next something random.
(31:13):
But I'm not sure what the approaches. But here here's
what I was thinking. Well, I'm most likely going to do.
I probably will just tell her, hey, I know something's
going on between you and my best friend. I suggest
you talk to your husband about it or I will. Yeah,
I mean that seems it just seems like a lot
of drama. I just will try to stay out of it. Well,
you could do, you know what you could do. I
(31:34):
have a great idea for you, Yeah, is at some
point try to hook up with her husband and then
tell her about it he cheated on her. They'll get
broken up. You know, my best friend's husband, your sister's husband.
She's looking up with your best friend. You might as
well hook up with her husband. Love it. That might
(31:56):
be good revenge. Yeah, let us know how it goes. Hey,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. No problem,
all right, you guys go on the Jewel Show on demand.
I gotta say, I think it is very questionable what
McDonald's decided to do with their new advertising campaign for
the new meal collaboration that they have. It's a jewel
(32:17):
show if you haven't heard, people are threatening to boycott
McDonald's because of their new meal that they put on
the menu. Even franchise owners are threatening to get rid
of their franchises if they don't pull the menu item.
And McDonald's, though, has gone all the way in on
this meal. It's Cardi b An Offset teamed up with
McDonald's to create a meal and people are not happy
(32:39):
about it at all. Well they should be. Well, you know,
we'll go into why they're not happy about it. I
just I think it was a bad marketing choice by
McDonald's to for their commercial for the meal. Oh oh yeah,
I'll play it for you right now, around like you
know what I'm saying it out. Yeah, I thought that
(33:01):
was a weird thing to do. You know, do the
justin Denver Lake, followed by a clip of Cardi by around,
I'm saying telling you how to clean your backside. I
thought that was questionable, but apparently it's working because a
lot of people are talking about it. An educational moment
coincide with a good meal. I'm here for it. I'm
loving it. People are very upset about McDonald's new meal.
(33:25):
They teamed up with Offset and Cardi B for their
next meal collaboration they do is all the time. They
choose different artists to team up with to try to
promote meals and get people in there. And the last
one that got a lot of heat was when they
teamed up with Travis Scott. Remember Travis Scott had a meal? Yeah,
I forgot about at about that. McDonald's people were angry
about that, And now they've teamed up with Cardi B
(33:46):
an Offset. Do they change what's in these meals or
is it normally like the same thing? So they change
it for the artist? Right? Yeah? So each meal features
the artist's favorite favorite meal. It's weird sauces and drink,
and there's like a toy that goes with it. So
for the Cardi be An offset toy, I think one
of the items is like a stripper starter pack, you know,
(34:08):
or a mini stripper pole, exactly a little Ronald McDonald
paying out string. I'm not sure, but they do have
like themed items that go with it. For Offset, it's
just a big, huge chain, right, like six of them.
McDonald's released the same as saying when it comes to collaboration,
we know that our franchises aren't loving it, but we're
(34:28):
sticking with Cardi b An Offset, so good for them.
Then it called it a while ago because we talked
about I think it was when we were talking about
the Travis Scott meal. We were joking around about who
else could have another meal at McDonald's, and you said
Cardi b would have one. I remember that. Yes, I
predicted this a while ago. So McDonald's I want must
some money. Yeah, okay, but I said they should have
(34:50):
the Cardi b Mail no offset, and the toy should
be like a bunch of Cardi Ban nails, you know,
like the six seven inch nails so you could put
them on and eat your food. I'm trying to think
who would be a good person for them to team
up with. If people up said about Cardi being offset obviously,
I think I mean they would probably most of America
would want a country act, right, So somebody who is
very non offensive? Yeah? Lord, who I was thinking Kelsey Vallerini.
(35:14):
It's a country Victoria, like you think Kelsey Ballerini. I
don't even know who that is. He just came out.
It's so good image. I would love the Kelsey Ballerini
happy meal. Please. Yes, it's a very it's a mouthful.
You know, the burger in the Cardi b one. I
wonder if it's called the wet burger O. You know
it should be. But who else do you think should
(35:37):
have a collaboration on a McDonald's meal, on a new
McDonald's view I got one, Yes, Christian. This is feeding
into some recent news, so I'm not really a big
Vanderpump rules watcher. But over the weekend, like news, broke
out over a nine year relationship and they broke up
because he was sleeping with one of her best friends
who's also on the show. And over the Weekend, the
girl who got cheated on Ariana. Everyone's rooting for her
(35:59):
because she's actually like a sweetheart and deserves way better.
There were some paparazzi photos of her going into her
house with a McDonald's meal, and I was like, that's
an opportunity right there. The breakup meal for McDonald's where
it's like, you know what, you just like, you're not
feeling it, You're not having a good day, and you
just want to eat some jump food. You know what
I'm saying, would be called the pump burger boom. I
like that. I love pump Burger. Yeah, definitely. So the
(36:20):
Ariana meal, please send me smart It did like a
breakup meal, the breakup meal, Give me the breakup bag.
I mean, they literally are just trying to promote their brand, right,
but they're having anybody who's popular do it. I mean
I did that. They did Cardian offset originally through like
the Valentine's Day like time, that's when it was announced.
But I think they need to start leaning into these
pop culture moments, you know, like the breakups, the divorces,
(36:41):
the yeah what if they had a meal like you
know how Justin Bieber and Haley Bieber and Selena are
going through it. So you could either choose if you
want the Haley Bib meal or the Selena and they
get to pick which charity the money goes to. Oh yes,
sound like McDonalds and all that one going in our pocket.
But great idea, Bennett McDonald's. I think McDonald should really
(37:06):
go out on a limb and choose aside as far
as politics go, and have whoever's running be the next
collab and just see what happens. The country would go crazy.
Imagine how they've done one with you know who. Back
in the day, the trum Mall would have been like
forty eight cheeseburgers, six fries and three drinks. Thank you,
you're gonna love it. We have the best burgers. Text
in four one, the sixth one. Who do you think
(37:27):
should be the next collab? Well, the breakup meal Taylor
Swift should be would be a perfect breakup of McDonald's
Swift collabed with them. There'd be fifty different meals and
they would all be a breakup meal. They'd have to
have a whole new venue. Your phone brank happens every
single hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming
up right after this. It's did You Show? Did You
will show on demand
Then Jubile show on demand. What is your go to
breakup song? Call us Up? Eight eight eight three four
three one to six one. Hey Rob, Yeah, Rob, what
is your breakup song? I? Oh, that's a good song.
I forgot about that song. You know what? That one
was one of the songs that I listened to right
(00:22):
after a breakup back in the day. That is a
good song. When's the last time you had to listen
to that song? Uh? Two days ago? Oh? Dude, there
you go. Hey, congratulations, you know, I mean, it's weird
to say congratulations because normally people are very sad after
a breakup, but usually it is for a reason and
things get better. So listen to that song on repeat today, Rob,
(00:45):
thanks for calling it eight three one six one text
in four one oh six one. What is your go
to breakup song? Victoria? I have clips of all of
our songs in here because we all told our producers.
So I'm actually gonna play it because I don't know
what it is. I haven't heard the songs yet, so
I'll just play Victoria's and then you can go said.
Here's Victoria's breakup song. Kelly Clarkson, Yeah, how many breakups
(01:13):
have you had Victoria zero, You got zero. I've never
I've been through like a breakup, but I've been told
that if you were to hear me sing, it sounds
like I've been through like really bad breakups. Really, I
just really get into the music, you know. Okay, but
you'll be listening to Kelly Clarkson. That'll be resolutely okay. Yeah,
call us Up eighty eight three four three one to
six one text in four one sixth one? What is
(01:34):
your go to breakup song? All right, I got Bennetts
here too. Here's Bennett's go to breakup song? What is it?
Lauren Hill? Oh X factor, that's a good breakup song
for sure? Yeah, I like it? Is this pre or
post break up for you? I'm currently going through my
(01:56):
first breakup, guys, I was married for five years and
currently going through it. Yes, I'm about to cry. This
song brings me here every time. It's good though, gotta
cry and let it out. Then it's during the break up.
Oh wow, Yeah, okay, we've had separated for six months,
but yeah, currently going through. And it's funny because this
is the miseducation of Lauren Hill. The album My Fellow
(02:18):
Love Too also such a great album for the in
and the out of love. Yeah, and this song brings
me there right off the back, and I know I
know about your your a little bit about your relationship
in it. And trust me, man, you will be happier
in the future. And you started councling to to figure
out some stuff with yourself relationship wise. And also, hey,
(02:38):
this is just a note for everybody in the studio
and our producers. We need to do a better job
of paying attention to what's going on in people's lives
song before we plan content. Yeah, I didn't even realize
that you guys were at that point. And I'm like, hey,
let's do favorite breakup songs, and then it's over there,
like yeah, okay, let's do that. Listen. I cried all
morning and getting my song together. But you know, sometimes
these songs get you through the emotions and what you're
(02:59):
going through, so it always is very healing though when
you find that song, whether it's pre your post breakup,
it does help a lot. Call us I've made at
eight three four, the one of six. One text in
four one of six. When I have Christians breakup song
right here, I'll start pointing out you can explain Christian,
You're gonna be You're gonna be good. Oh yeah, I'm
sure we'd not have done this same. And I feel
like everybody's I'm more angry at my exes than I
am sad, So I'm fine, all right. This is Christian's song.
(03:27):
What's funny this is? This is Someday When I Stopped
Loving You by Carrie Underwood, and it's about taking every opportunity,
putting it all in for a relationship, and someone moves
on from you and love's falls in love with someone
else while you're still in love with them, and it says,
I'll finally stop loving you the way you stopped loving
me when the grass turns blue, when and you know,
when it snows in the desert, things like that's just
(03:49):
because you moved on, doesn't mean I'm one two. Which look,
I can sit here and talk about being dinner, but
usually the reason I am bitter is because someone moves
home before on a six one text in four one
o six one. My favorite breakup song is a pre
breakup song, right, so mine is like a breakup hype
up song. And if anybody knows me, I like oldies,
(04:09):
so I listened to oldies a loup and um. This
song is my favorite hype song to get ready for
a lot of people don't know this song, but it's
Bobby Walmax and the song is called if you think
You're Lonely Now? And this dear pre break pre breakup song. Yeah,
actually my last breakup that I went through. This was
(04:30):
the song I listened to in the car right before
I got there, and deliver the news. Talks about how
she's complaining and he's busy all the time, and I'm
out on the road doing music and all you're doing
is complaining that I'm not home. I'm working hard. He's
spending all my money and all you gotta do is complain. Well,
you know what you're saying, You're lonely without me there
(04:51):
while you're spending all my money. Well guess what again? Who? Yeah,
you think you're lonely now? Wait until tonight when there's
no more Bobby Womack in your life, Urphy. This song
(05:12):
hipes me up though every single time break up. And
so I just get there and then listen to this
in the car as loud as possible, and then go
have the conversation and then get back in the car
and try to listen to it again and go what
did I just do? There? Another SAT song on demand.
Hating a co worker can be awkward, especially if you
(05:33):
both work at a strip club in Florida. Oh wow,
I'll tell you about that in a second. Also, you
might think your grandma's cool, but she's not as cool
as one grandma in Arizona who's making headlines today. And
a ski resort in Alaska is in the news for
giving its customers the shaft. You'll find out what that
means right now in another hard hitting, a live local
play breaking report from the j and N the Jubile
(05:55):
News Network. It's news that you didn't know you needed,
and it's right now for Friday, March tenth, twenty twenty three.
I'm Jewel Fresh, and here's a recipe for a bad
strip club. Okay, name it something like Baby Dolls and
then put it in Florida. That's exactly where my story
comes from. Baby Dolls strip club in Florida, where the
other day cops had to be called to the scene
(06:17):
and arrest a stripper for pelting her bouncer boyfriend in
the head with wads of cash. Wow. Okay, Yeah, apparently
the two dated for about six months and recently broke
up and they were having an argument, so she grabbed
the only thing that she had on her to assault
him with wads of cash through lots of cash in
his head, and was arrested her domestic battery. If she
looking for a new man, she could throw some cash.
(06:39):
If I was dating here, I would just make her
mad on purpose so I could go shopping. I love it.
This is the Jay and then the Jewel News Network.
It's news that you didn't know you needed. Those other
boring news networks aren't telling you about angry strippers throwing
cash if their boyfriend's heads. Are they No, they're not
for our next story. Let's send it on over to
been It. Hey, it's been It. We've heard of someone
getting laid to rest in a pringles can, but one
(07:01):
woman it's going viral about how she decided to rest
in peace. Her name's Mary stocks Martin. She's a popular
teacher out at Arizona. She passed the eighty six. She
was known for signing everything with her initials MSM, which
gained her like a reputation for M and m's because
her signature looked like M and m's so she decided
(07:22):
to get buried in a custom made blue Eminem casket,
and all the funeral attendees wore Eminem shirts and hats,
and they threw multiple Eminem's into her casket as they
lowered her to rest. Funeral A funeral, exactly. I don't
know why people get all sad like funerals should be
more fun. They should be really should if you plan
for the future, you know, we all have to have
(07:43):
a funeral at some point, right, make it fun as well,
I guess. But does it have to be Eminem st Okay,
so Christian? If you had to choose your custom made funeral,
what would it be? I guess at this right where
if we're going candy, I'm gonna be like a kit
Cat or something. I I've had my funeral planned out
for a long time. Wait, I need to put it
(08:03):
in writing, and I need to make sure that somebody
makes this happen, because I have a feeling I'm not
going to be here to make sure it happens, you know,
I mean, I have a feeling that it's not going
to happen because people don't take me seriously. But I
am one hundred percent on this I've said this for
years and years and years. When I go, this needs
to happen. But I want to be cremated. And then
(08:24):
I want my ashes put inside of a mister potato head.
And I want whoever has my ashes, like my wife,
or my family, or whoever whoever is closest to me.
I want them to keep my mister potato head ashes
somewhere out where they can see it every day by
the door before they leave the house. And I want
them to change the expression on the face every day
so that I can. You know, some days I could
(08:45):
be happy, some days I could be sad. Somebody's I
have a mustache, some days I can have glasses. But
a way for me to keep living, you know, I
like it. It's also the way of somebody to have
to keep taking care of you, exactly exactly. The Jewel
News Network text in four on No. Six one, What
creative thing do you want to do at your funeral?
(09:05):
Right now? It's time for Christian Gray Snow. I'm Christian
Gray Snow, and I'm on location in the snowy mountains
of Alaska, where one resort manager is not laughing at
a piece of art that was left by a recent
skier or two. Let me tell you what I'm talking about.
According to the Unofficial network dot Com, the Teacup Bowl
at the Alieska Resort in Alaska has like a mountaintop
that like so from the resort at the bottom of
(09:26):
the mountain you can obviously see it. And so someone
had gone up there and like carved basically a huge
drawing in the snow right so you can see it
from the ground. What they drew was a huge, massive,
enormous male reproductive Oregon, the biggest one you've ever seen. Okay,
and I personally think it's hilarious, but the resort manager
did not. He was so annoyed by it. He called
a local tour guide company that has helicopters where they
(09:49):
like fly people over, and he wanted them to fly
back and forth over the mountain to cause the snow
to nothing. Must have been huge, massive, I mean, our
helicopter had to come in, you know. And so yeah,
but you know what I say, art is subjective, and
you know, to me and whoever made that, I found
it to be hilarious. So do it again. I just
picture of the guests waking up there and look looking
(10:10):
out over the mountain with their coffee slowly sipping it,
waiting to get up there on the slopes. I mean
that is a motivating motivation for shore exactly. It'll be
a great day to the people that went to sleep
like the night before it happened. They wake up the
next morning having their coffee, like, honey, was that their
last night? I'm really frustrated, wife, Like, I haven't seen
one of those in years. Yeah, it's like listening. This
(10:34):
is the Chain and the Jewel News Network News, and
we do it every single weekend morning at this time.
So tune in every day to get your fix of
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Remember you can follow the show on social media out
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(10:56):
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It's another Jubile phone frame wekday mornings. That's twenties. Hello hello, hello, yeah, hello, hello, hello, hello.
(11:20):
Is anybody on the line, yes, yes, hi, oh hello. Um.
My name is Harold and I run the website dot
com and I was looking for Vivian. Yes, that's me. Yeah, okay,
Hey Vivian, Hi, I'm calling you back because we got
a request to call you about some tickets that you
(11:40):
purchased on our side. Yes, yes, I did. I purchased
some tickets. Yeah, h great, So any information about those?
Oh that's right. We were talking about the tickets that
you purchased for the Broadway show. Yeah. Um, what specifically
is problem? Well, I purchased tickets for tonight's show, and
(12:04):
I was supposed to get an email confirmation that you
received my payment that I don't have the tickets. But
I don't have any confirmation. I don't have the tickets
at all, and I'm seeing it tonight. Okay. Are you
even listening to me or are you just saying uh
huh over and over again. Yes, I'm so sorry about that.
(12:26):
Didn't know you're finished? And where are you? Oh? H well,
you're going to a Broadway show. He must be in
New York. Yes, So are you out there on vacation
just trying to take in a show or something. Yes,
I'm here on vacation again. Lives out there, and he
says the weather is kind of crazy over there sometimes
that you know, he says like one of those if
(12:48):
you don't like the weather, just wait a couple of minutes.
Except in the summer it's hot and smells like pee.
That's what he said. Yes, yes, that's really great. But
can we please get back to the email that I'm
talking about. I'm sorry, um, okay, let me look at
this up here, Wicked tickets and Vivian my notebook here
(13:08):
and yet tickets should be there, and next I would
say three four days three or no no, no no, no
no no, I'm seeing the show tonight which shows you
see to night. That's exciting. I'm seeing Wicked. Your website
said that I would get the email within twenty four
(13:28):
hours of my purchase. What and I haven't gotten it.
You're talking about dot com, the website that I run
that sales tickets. Yeah, I said we'd mail it to
you and be there in twenty four hours. Yes, an email,
not mail? Email yet hemail? Yes, like what's a hem?
I don't webmail? Can you please just tell me if
(13:51):
I'm getting My grandson usually handles all this crap. Is
there any way that you could reach out to him
and he could help us get this solved? Reach out
to email? I don't even know who he is, so
I would know not email. This has to be a scam. Okay,
now you're throwing out names that I know. We don't
(14:11):
have a Sam here. We used to have a Sam
working for me back in the day, but that was
before the ticket biz. I used to work on a
farm and I had a guy named Sam who was
a farm hand. And let me tell you, Sam did
have big hands. I would watch him work all day
long with those big no, no, no, no, I'm not
talking about that. Please contact your grandson and ask him
(14:33):
to help us solve this problem, or I'm going to
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Show on Demand First Day follow Up. Jordan is on
the phone today for a first date follow up and
she's not getting a call back from a dude named Anthony.
So we'll see if we can figure it out and
maybe help her get another date if she still wants
one after she hears the reason. Hey, Jordan, before we
(15:37):
get into your date and everything that you liked about Anthony,
how long has it been since you saw Anthony. It's
been about two weeks? Not great, okay, two weeks? And
how many times have you tried to reach out to
him in that two weeks? Either two or three times?
I can't remember. I think I liked one of his
Instagram stories, but only actually like two messages. Okay, so
(15:59):
that's not bad. No, tell us a little bit about Anthony. Yeah,
so we met on TikTok of all places I loved
work out, and I was like posting one of my routines,
you know, just doing my own workout being on there,
and then he came up on my four my like
fy P page, and I was like, oh, he looks
(16:20):
pretty close to me. That's cool, and I like liked
a couple of videos. We started talking and from there, honestly,
things just like sped up. We're both super busy, like
we both work full time jobs, we both love fitness,
we both love anything outdoors. But for the whole two
weeks before we met up, I mean he was laying
it down, like telling me about the places he was
(16:43):
gonna take me, and like we were like exchanging like
long conversations, long texts, long phone calls, voice notes, pictures,
all that good stuff. So I'm just a little confused.
Like he went from bally got to like literally no
where to be found. So that's why him confused. Well
what do you think? Why do you think that he
(17:03):
went from boiling hot to the stove is off? Yeah,
so we went to a super nice restaurant, Um, this
is a really cute time place, and we didn't even
make it to like dinner. Like, he got a phone
call after drinks, and he looked pretty upset to get
the phone call and was like kind of panicking and
mumbly and like if you've ever been with someone when
(17:25):
they've gotten bad news, do you know what I mean?
Like yeah, just panicky and stuff. And so I was like,
oh god, no, it's okay, go go go, like go
handle whatever you need to handle. We split the bill,
so like I paid for my drink, paid for his.
But I just like called one of my girlfriends. I
was like, hey, my date had delie. Do you want
to come meet me and dinner? And he was like, yeah,
I know, I'll drive you home. So I was like, okay,
(17:47):
well he's taking me home. And he was polite, He
wasn't like rude or anything, and he did offer to
take me home, So it's not like he was completely repulsed.
I guess. I don't know what was going on, but
he did kiss me. And this is like after two
weeks of talking a big game, especially if he was
talking like that, like you said, like he's really pouring
(18:08):
it on, like I take you here, take you there?
You think that he would you know at that point
you'd get a kiss. Yeah, And so I was he
was really disappointed. Uh just felt like I honestly might
have I don't know, like I just felt bad for
him because he I was like, oh my god, what
happened to make him go into full panic mode like that?
(18:28):
And just and he didn't say anything about what it was. No,
And that's why me, that's like what made me so anxious.
I could just feel like something was not right and
it was crazy. He just I've again never seen a
guy do a one eighty like that ever. Wow, are
there any like skeletons in your closet that may have
(18:49):
like popped up? He may have gotten word of that
scared him away, thinking call was about her, could have
been the police. Yeah, everything was fine, Like we've been
very open and honest with each other, Like I don't
really have a lot to hide in the first place,
to be honest. Battle Maybe he's not ghosting you. Maybe
(19:10):
something oh just really happened. Perhaps his wife called him.
Oh oh my god, think about that. No, but I
just hope that like everyone and his family is okay,
Like did his grandma die? Like yeah, I mean it
was something like that. You would he would bring it up. Yeah,
you want if someone's dying, you don't just leave without
(19:32):
saying it, like you say, hi, family, emergency, got us
get at all? You know? Yeah, I would hope. So
but I don't know. All right, well, we'll see if
we can figure it out. We'll play a song come back,
and then call him and see if we can find
out why he's ghosting you and maybe get your another date. Okay, hurry, thanks, y'all.
All right, plays, I'll come back, get your first date
follow up next. Right in the middle of today's first
date follow up and if you're just joining us, Jordan
(19:54):
is on the phone. She's getting ghosted by a dude
named Anthony because maybe his wife called during the date.
D I don't think. I don't think that's what happened, Jordan.
But Jordan, before we call him to see what the
reason is that you're getting ghosted and try to get
you another date, why don't you recap everybody on your
date with Anthony? Yeah, so we were supposed to go
to dinner. We only made it through the cocktail. He
(20:15):
got a call, seemed really upset, really flustered, and he's like,
we just have to go right now. Was ving near
our checks, still drove me home, but no kiss, no nothing,
and then haven't talked to him in like almost two weeks.
Now else, I just realized how awkward was that car?
Rode home. Yeah, whether it's like y'all just like rushed
out of the restaurant and he's not telling you anything,
Like how awkward was that? Yeah? Yeah, just sitting there
(20:38):
in silence. I was like, well, at least we live
close by the restaurant, like less than ten minutes. Because
I know it's not his wife because of TikTok, like
like I said, that's how we met. And we've been
talking long enough that I just I know he's not married. Okay,
all right, well we'll call him right now and see
if we can figure it out. Here we go. Are
you're ready? All right? Good luck? Oh? Hi? Mansk me
(21:10):
to Anthony? Please do this him? Anthony? What's up? Man?
How are you? This is Jebil. I host a radio
show called The jew Bil Showy Victoria. All right, what's up?
Bennett and Christian Grace? Now? Okay, have you listened to
the first eight follow ups before? Um? Yeah, yeah I have.
That is the segment where if somebody gets ghosted, they
(21:31):
can email us to call the person that's ghosting them
and find out why they're getting ghosted. Okay, that's why
we're calling. I didn't get ghosted, no, but are you ghosted. Yeah,
are you the ghoster? Oh? Is that what this is about? Yes,
it is. We got an email from Jordans Oh, yes, Jan,
(21:56):
I know. Now I see why you're calling. All right,
So yeah, Jordan told us about your date. She also
told us how, um, in the middle of dinner you
got a phone call and had to split and then
you haven't talked to her since. So she wants to
know why. Well, I just want to start off by saying,
Jordan is a very nice girl. Um, I was really
all about it. But um, it's really I hate to
(22:20):
sound like a cliche, but it really is me. So
when I picked her up with a great time, I
really like was all about her, okay. And when I
went to pick her up, I'm she introduced me to
her dog, which I love dogs. Dogs are are great animals.
But I'm like a very clean kind of person. I'm
I'm like very technically OCD and I'm a very like
(22:41):
German person. But she lets the dog kiss her like
on in the mouth, you know, like the tongue in
the mouth and wait, wait and in yeah, I mean
it's like she's opening her mouth, but the mouth gave
a little and there's I'm sure tongue has gotten in
there at some point, and I stuff that was really
(23:02):
really gross, And I know what you're gonna say. You're
gonna say, don't you know that dog's mouths are cleaner
than people? And I don't care. So I told myself
that that's a ridiculous thing. You like this girl, there's
a lot of us. She's beautiful, she's funny. But as
we go on to date, I see her drinking a
drink and she's like, hey, why don't you draw my cocktail?
And I'll speak of is that dog in her mouth? Okay?
(23:25):
So and it's just like overwhelming, and I started to
creak out. So I text my friend and I say,
can you please stage an emergency because parent attack? Because
I know I'm gonna kiss this woman? And Nick, oh,
so you called in reinforcement. Unbelievable, So you had your
friend call you staged an emergency to leave, And that's
what the phone call that you got, because she told
us you got a phone call. And then after that
(23:46):
the day was over pretty much. Yes, And I know
this isn't a big deal possibly for you guys, but
it's just every time I looked at her mouth, I
couldn't help but think the dogs but dog, but and
it licks her face and it does both of those
things multiple times a day. Oh man, all right, man, well,
(24:07):
thank you for being honest. Also, I have to let
you know that Jordan is on the other line and
she's been listening this whole time. I wants to talk
to you. Oh that's right. Uh yeah him. So I
feel like I need to just defend myself really quick
because that's okay y'all, because he's making it sound like
I let a dog lick the inside of my mouth.
That's not what happened. I have a tiny, tiny Pomeranian
(24:30):
and he got a hold of I guess, like the
strap on my purse or something. Anyways, I was playing
with him before, you know, we're gone for a couple
what I thought was going to be a couple hours,
and so I'm like, oh, okay, bye, see you later,
and he licked me so I laughed. So you're saying
it wasn't a full makeout session like Anthony. No. I mean, yes,
(24:51):
I've let my dog like lick my face before, but
I'm not one of those people that's like, oh yeah,
I'm just gonna kiss on their nose or whatever like
that's no, you're making this to be so much of
a bigger deal than it is. And also, Anthony, I'm
glad that no one died or anything like that, because
after the quote unquote emergency, I mean I was worried,
genuinely worried for you and anyone else involved, because you
(25:12):
made it seem like it was pretty bad. So, you know,
I guess forget me for being worried about you for
a week. But it is also kind of messed up
to like lean into tragedy to get out of something
because being you know, pretending that something so terrible happened
that you had to leave. Like I, people are brave
to risk it stuff. I don't pretend like that. Look,
(25:33):
I specifically didn't tell you what it was because I
didn't want to make up an intricate lie. I just
didn't want to tell you that. I didn't like that
the dog was looking in your mouth, okay, but again
not directly in my mouth, just for near So I
guess if it's that big of a deal, I mean,
I don't know what to tell you. The dog is
(25:54):
literally six pounds. I don't think the size of the
dog really matters. I mean, this still does germs, so
I do not find it to be valid at all.
Oh okay, well you also made it sound like by
your logic that I was like licking my own dog.
So let's not even go there right now. No no, no,
no no no. I mean it's the dog licks it's
(26:15):
butt and then it licks you and now you have
dog butt in your mouth. The tongue germs. There was
not a little like I can understand, like, oh we
got of my mouth. Oh that's gross. But you were
like you were you were loving it. It was like
in your mouth. No, you know, I did not make
(26:35):
out with my dog. That's disgusting. Well your dog made
out with you? Okay. Well have you never kissed a
stranger at a bar? I mean, if we're gonna go
there about germs, I didn't make out with my dog.
Uh No, I have never kissed a stranger at a bar.
Have you kissed a stranger at a bar? Of course
(26:58):
I have? WHOA that is so disgusting. See, I would
never do that. I'd never kiss a strange at a bar. Okay,
Well I gotta ask you, Anthony, would you like another
day what Jordan will pay for it. No, Jordan, how
much mouth maintenance are you willing to do to go again?
Will you clearly like, I don't know what, I don't
know how sanitized you need a mouth to be Anthony?
(27:18):
But what if Jordan did that? I have no interest
in sanitizing my mouth to your standards, so I don't
need a second The Jewils Show on demand, Jewils Dirty
Little Secret? Hello, Hey, what's up? This is the Jewil Show.
(27:43):
You texted us at four one o six one and
said you had a dirty little secrets, and now we're
calling you back. Heymorrow, good morning. Oh not much, not much,
not much, Okay, good to hear you. Guys. Are you
able to tell us what your dirty little secret is? Now?
I am let me go outside. Want anybody to hear this? Okay?
(28:03):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, are idea? Yeah? Yeah, I'm good?
All right here it is. I believe that my best
friend is sleeping with my older sister who is married.
So let me kind of explain to you how I
found this out. Okay, So I was I was hanging
(28:24):
out with him, you know, it's my best friend. We
were hanging out, just playing some video games or whatever,
and he left to go to bethroom, and all of
a sudden, I see a text message on his phone
he left on the couch from my sister. It said,
you know my sister's name, And I was like, that's weird.
I didn't really know that they were on a texting basis.
(28:44):
So I like pick it up and like open it,
and it's just like a weird kind of like message
with like hearts, you know. I was like, this is
not sound like my sister. I was like confused. I
was like, maybe this is somebody also the same name
or I don't know, but so I scrolled up and oh, no,
short of it was my sister. Wo really, you know,
(29:07):
let me tell you. It was definitely not something a
younger brother wants to see about his at all. Oh god,
Oh yeah, so is that your dirty little secret that
you know? Oh yeah, I know, I know, But I
don't know how to like approach the subject. And like
I know her husband, you know, we're not like great friends,
(29:28):
but she's like the guy. I don't want to see
that happened to him, you know, So I just I
don't know what to do. This is kind of a
relatively new development in my life. So have you brought
it up to either of them. Um no, Actually I
just put the phone away before my friend came back
from the bathroom, and I was like, this is so
wrong your sister, And yeah, like, um, how long has
(29:50):
you been married? Have you been married for about three years?
That's a long time. Yeah, it's been it. By the way,
do you like your brother in law your sister's house,
then yeah, I mean I like him. I can't say
we have too much in common, you know, but I
mean I've hung out with the guy a couple of times.
He's really nice, you know, he seems like a really
(30:11):
good guy. And I just can't believe my sister would
do me. I mean, that's a bit that's big information
to have. So every time you talk to your sister,
you know that she's cheating on her husband with your
best friend, and every time you see her husband, that's
got to make you feel awkward. Oh yeah, definitely absolutely.
And you know, it's just like I don't know how
to approach the subject or if I should just kind
of let it play out. You know, I could just
(30:32):
play the ignorant bystander. And yeah, obviously, if I was
able to stumble up upon this, it's only a matter
of time before somebody else does. Yeah, that's true. I
would just get some popcorn and wait, yeah, you know,
and just watch the show when it happens. Yeah, I mean,
because if you put yourself in that, then you have
to deal with all the drama. I mean, well, I
(30:52):
mean it is your best friend. But also I don't know.
I would want to stay out of it. That's my dilemma.
You know, that's my dilemma because I could tell my
sister I knew, but like, what are we going to
do that? You know what? Am I just gonna blackmail her?
You like, tell her? I guess I could be like
I want your lunch money for the next something random.
(31:13):
But I'm not sure what the approaches. But here here's
what I was thinking. Well, I'm most likely going to do.
I probably will just tell her, hey, I know something's
going on between you and my best friend. I suggest
you talk to your husband about it or I will. Yeah,
I mean that seems it just seems like a lot
of drama. I just will try to stay out of it. Well,
you could do, you know what you could do. I
(31:34):
have a great idea for you, Yeah, is at some
point try to hook up with her husband and then
tell her about it he cheated on her. They'll get
broken up. You know, my best friend's husband, your sister's husband.
She's looking up with your best friend. You might as
well hook up with her husband. Love it. That might
(31:56):
be good revenge. Yeah, let us know how it goes. Hey,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. No problem,
all right, you guys go on the Jewel Show on demand.
I gotta say, I think it is very questionable what
McDonald's decided to do with their new advertising campaign for
the new meal collaboration that they have. It's a jewel
(32:17):
show if you haven't heard, people are threatening to boycott
McDonald's because of their new meal that they put on
the menu. Even franchise owners are threatening to get rid
of their franchises if they don't pull the menu item.
And McDonald's, though, has gone all the way in on
this meal. It's Cardi b An Offset teamed up with
McDonald's to create a meal and people are not happy
(32:39):
about it at all. Well they should be. Well, you know,
we'll go into why they're not happy about it. I
just I think it was a bad marketing choice by
McDonald's to for their commercial for the meal. Oh oh yeah,
I'll play it for you right now, around like you
know what I'm saying it out. Yeah, I thought that
(33:01):
was a weird thing to do. You know, do the
justin Denver Lake, followed by a clip of Cardi by around,
I'm saying telling you how to clean your backside. I
thought that was questionable, but apparently it's working because a
lot of people are talking about it. An educational moment
coincide with a good meal. I'm here for it. I'm
loving it. People are very upset about McDonald's new meal.
(33:25):
They teamed up with Offset and Cardi B for their
next meal collaboration they do is all the time. They
choose different artists to team up with to try to
promote meals and get people in there. And the last
one that got a lot of heat was when they
teamed up with Travis Scott. Remember Travis Scott had a meal? Yeah,
I forgot about at about that. McDonald's people were angry
about that, And now they've teamed up with Cardi B
(33:46):
an Offset. Do they change what's in these meals or
is it normally like the same thing? So they change
it for the artist? Right? Yeah? So each meal features
the artist's favorite favorite meal. It's weird sauces and drink,
and there's like a toy that goes with it. So
for the Cardi be An offset toy, I think one
of the items is like a stripper starter pack, you know,
(34:08):
or a mini stripper pole, exactly a little Ronald McDonald
paying out string. I'm not sure, but they do have
like themed items that go with it. For Offset, it's
just a big, huge chain, right, like six of them.
McDonald's released the same as saying when it comes to collaboration,
we know that our franchises aren't loving it, but we're
(34:28):
sticking with Cardi b An Offset, so good for them.
Then it called it a while ago because we talked
about I think it was when we were talking about
the Travis Scott meal. We were joking around about who
else could have another meal at McDonald's, and you said
Cardi b would have one. I remember that. Yes, I
predicted this a while ago. So McDonald's I want must
some money. Yeah, okay, but I said they should have
(34:50):
the Cardi b Mail no offset, and the toy should
be like a bunch of Cardi Ban nails, you know,
like the six seven inch nails so you could put
them on and eat your food. I'm trying to think
who would be a good person for them to team
up with. If people up said about Cardi being offset obviously,
I think I mean they would probably most of America
would want a country act, right, So somebody who is
very non offensive? Yeah? Lord, who I was thinking Kelsey Vallerini.
(35:14):
It's a country Victoria, like you think Kelsey Ballerini. I
don't even know who that is. He just came out.
It's so good image. I would love the Kelsey Ballerini
happy meal. Please. Yes, it's a very it's a mouthful.
You know, the burger in the Cardi b one. I
wonder if it's called the wet burger O. You know
it should be. But who else do you think should
(35:37):
have a collaboration on a McDonald's meal, on a new
McDonald's view I got one, Yes, Christian. This is feeding
into some recent news, so I'm not really a big
Vanderpump rules watcher. But over the weekend, like news, broke
out over a nine year relationship and they broke up
because he was sleeping with one of her best friends
who's also on the show. And over the Weekend, the
girl who got cheated on Ariana. Everyone's rooting for her
(35:59):
because she's actually like a sweetheart and deserves way better.
There were some paparazzi photos of her going into her
house with a McDonald's meal, and I was like, that's
an opportunity right there. The breakup meal for McDonald's where
it's like, you know what, you just like, you're not
feeling it, You're not having a good day, and you
just want to eat some jump food. You know what
I'm saying, would be called the pump burger boom. I
like that. I love pump Burger. Yeah, definitely. So the
(36:20):
Ariana meal, please send me smart It did like a
breakup meal, the breakup meal, Give me the breakup bag.
I mean, they literally are just trying to promote their brand, right,
but they're having anybody who's popular do it. I mean
I did that. They did Cardian offset originally through like
the Valentine's Day like time, that's when it was announced.
But I think they need to start leaning into these
pop culture moments, you know, like the breakups, the divorces,
(36:41):
the yeah what if they had a meal like you
know how Justin Bieber and Haley Bieber and Selena are
going through it. So you could either choose if you
want the Haley Bib meal or the Selena and they
get to pick which charity the money goes to. Oh yes,
sound like McDonalds and all that one going in our pocket.
But great idea, Bennett McDonald's. I think McDonald should really
(37:06):
go out on a limb and choose aside as far
as politics go, and have whoever's running be the next
collab and just see what happens. The country would go crazy.
Imagine how they've done one with you know who. Back
in the day, the trum Mall would have been like
forty eight cheeseburgers, six fries and three drinks. Thank you,
you're gonna love it. We have the best burgers. Text
in four one, the sixth one. Who do you think
(37:27):
should be the next collab? Well, the breakup meal Taylor
Swift should be would be a perfect breakup of McDonald's
Swift collabed with them. There'd be fifty different meals and
they would all be a breakup meal. They'd have to
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