January 12, 2023 • 37 mins
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For today's episode, this Ridiculous Internet Question is, Where's the most unusual place you have ever slept? Along with that, a woman's husband set her up because their daugher just started pre-school and he wants Jubal Fresh to prank her, Jubal Fresh reports on the FAA and why they had to ground flights for 2 hours the other day in this Jubal News Newtwork, we have a listener on the phone who thinks his wife might be cheating all because of what was delivered to the house in this War of the Roses, there is also another listener on the phone who found out a Dirty Little Secret about his gym buddy, and a poll just came out on the most specific turn-off reasons you would break up with someone!
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For today's episode, this Ridiculous Internet Question is, Where's the most unusual place you have ever slept? Along with that, a woman's husband set her up because their daugher just started pre-school and he wants Jubal Fresh to prank her, Jubal Fresh reports on the FAA and why they had to ground flights for 2 hours the other day in this Jubal News Newtwork, we have a listener on the phone who thinks his wife might be cheating all because of what was delivered to the house in this War of the Roses, there is also another listener on the phone who found out a Dirty Little Secret about his gym buddy, and a poll just came out on the most specific turn-off reasons you would break up with someone!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Did Jubile show on demand? Hey David, Yeah, where is
the most ridiculous place that you've ever slept? So? I
stumbled home from a bar one night and it was
able to unlock my door, and that's it. Passed out
happen half out of the apartment. I'm sure my neighbors
(00:20):
loved me. I fell asleep halfway in and halfway out
of your apartment after a night of drinking. Thanks for
the phone, called David. It's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,
America's most exciting game show. That's not a game show
at all. We just go to the Internet and we
find somewhere that they're talking about a topic that we
find interesting too, and then we ask you that question
(00:41):
and you can call us up and give us your
answer at eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. And
today's ridiculous Internet question is where is the most ridiculous
place You've ever slept? I guarantee we'll have a lot
of funny answer for this. I have so many options
my self. I'll get to one of those in a second. Victoria,
(01:04):
where is the most unusual place that you've ever slept? In?
College I had. I lived in a townhouse and there
was like steps getting to the front door. Let's just
say one night I didn't quite make it up with
steps as I was so close. I woke up like
it was pretty early in the morning, and I was like, oh, wrap,
and I just like ran to my bed as fast
as it was really slow. But a lot will have
(01:27):
a lot of those stories for this eighty eight three four, three,
one six one. Today's where you consenter that question is
where is the most unusual place you've ever slept? Bennett.
Mine goes back to college as well Undergrad Universe never
Rode Island, Whoop whoop. However, I'll tell you where I
woke up first. I was on the football field with
just my boxers and my Power Ranger blanket. I had
(01:47):
no ideat like it with you. Yes, okay, right, I
made power Power Ranger blanket was my favorite blanket in college. Anyways, Yeah,
I did make it home after the party, and the
party also came back to my dorm and everyone was talking,
turning up and like I was really trying to go
to sleep, and I was like, you know what, you
guys want to make noise? I'll find somewhere else to sleep,
and I guess they chose the football God. Call us
(02:10):
right now. Eight at eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Where is the most unusual place you've ever
fallen asleep? One of our listeners actually texted in a
place that's unusual to sleep that I think I've slept
at which one? Somebody texted in at four one oh
six one. It said the flower bed outside the Hiatt
Palm Springs. I'm looking at responses. That's my favorite one
we've gotten. I've slept there before. Yeah, really yeah, I
(02:35):
was parting with a bunch of friends. I literally fell
asleep in that same flower bed. That's cool, call us up.
It wasn't very comfortable. Eight at eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. Where is the most unusual place
you've ever slept? Christian Grace? Now, well, I just got
reminded my best friend and former roommate, Brittany, if you're
listening to this high She went to a Jordan's Sparks
and Jesse McCartney concert in Arizona. This was like a
(02:58):
decade ago. She fell asleep. Jordan sparks set while she
was waiting for Jesse McCartney to come out, and apparently
Jordan said something like, well, kind of end the show
earlier since everybody out there just sleeping. She never has
forgiven Jordan's call us eighty eight three four three one
oh six one. Hey, Dylan, where is the most unusual
(03:18):
place you've ever fallen? Asleep? My buddies closet and high school?
Because I didn't want to listen to my PiS's role,
so I left old and I sup my buddies closet
for body YARDAGEO wowow. As someone who struggled to come
out of the closet, I'm surprised you just went right
in there voluntarily. Thanks for the funk. Called Dylan calls
up eight to eight three one six one eight eight
(03:39):
eight three four three one oh six one. Stevens what
was what is going on? Steven? And my son in
the background, that's my little boy. Okay. I'm glad that
your son thinks we're hilarious. I can tell and he's
got great taste of humor. Absolutely, Stephen, where it is
(04:00):
one of the most ridiculous places that you've ever fallen asleep.
I fell asleep and recycling dumpster when I was seventeen
because I don't want to be at my grandfather's house
no more. Oh man, how it was sleeping and recycling dumpster?
Was it comfy? Actually it was. There's a lot of
cardboard in there. I buried myself in the cardboard. It
was really comfy. About nice. Yeah, that sound pretty nice
(04:22):
to try that out. Stephen calls up eight eight eight
three four three one h six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. Where's the most
unusual place that you've ever slept? I have a lot
of them, like I said, But the most hilarious time
that I can think of that was an unusual place
to fall asleep was when I was first starting my
radio career. I was working on a show. I was
(04:43):
co host, right, I was the third person there, so
it wasn't my show at all, and I was kind
of new. But I was also doing I did stand
up comedy, so I was always at the comedy club.
I was always out partying, and then I would go
in at like five in the morning, so it works.
Sometimes I wouldn't even sleep. I would just go in
to work straight from partying. So I was very tired
and sleep deprived. And one time we were on the
(05:06):
air and it was back when American Idol kind of
first came out. That was how long ago it was, right,
It was one of the first seasons of American Idol,
and the host of the show, we're doing a recap
of the singers for the night, and I was falling
asleep and then they were talking and they're all into
the American Idol stuff and I don't know what I
was dreaming about or what happened, but I woke up
(05:26):
and I went fat boy, why and they were just like, uh, yeah,
we won't go to break now, yeah, immediately. Yeah, the
Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Morning
the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Millie's mommy. Hi. It's
(05:54):
Nicole right, yes, yes, Hi. My name is Pete Eakins.
I'm the head of preschool and I was looking to
speak with you for a second. Okay, is everything okay
as far as my day, My day's going great? Yeah,
thank you for us. No, I mean my daughter, Okay,
you're calling you? Oh, yes, she's great, she's wonderful. I
(06:15):
hope she's enjoying mister class because he says a lot
of nice things about her. She is good, good, good.
So you do a lot of volunteering in the classroom.
I do, yes, Well, thank you so much for that. Yeah,
it's so much fun. Yeah, we appreciate it, and I'm
glad you got a chance to do that. Unfortunately, we're
(06:38):
going to have to ask you to not volunteer in
your daughter's preschool class anymore. I'm so sorry about that.
May ask why here we go? So, mister, your daughter's
preschool teacher um got wind of your career choice, and
unfortunately some of the parents got wind of it, and
(07:00):
el makes a lot of people uncomfortable. Listen, I totally
I have no problems with it at all. What career
choice are you talking about? I'm gonna stay at home mom,
right right? Yeah? Okay. The other day, apparently your daughter's
preschool teacher asked what you did for work, and she
spilled the beans. Okay, I don't know what beans, the
(07:22):
fact that you're a prostitute. What that's a big word
for a three year old. I mean I kind of
wanted to shake her hand and say good job on
the vocabulary. There, She's obviously trying to say something else.
Can I ask my daughter what she's trying to say?
I understand her words better than obviously you guys do
so well. I don't know how a three year old,
(07:43):
when asked what their parents do for work, could you know,
say a word that would be confused with that word.
I mean it, maybe stay at home. Other things like
we're potty training. Maybe she's saying, you know, patty poop,
that's what we that's what we say, we're warned the
bathroom pottoop. Well, that doesn't explain the uncles. What. Yeah,
(08:07):
she said that she has a lot of uncles that
come in over to the house a lot. Yes, she
has two. I have a brother he's gay, and his
partner come over and they're both uncles. Yep, she has
two uncles that come over together, you know, every once
in a while when I'm a little stressed out. I
am a big fan of your line of work. Let's
just say that I am not a prostitute, okay, And
(08:32):
I don't need to know what your personal business is.
And I don't know what the deal is. I don't
know you. You don't know me, Like I said, after
a long, stressful day. Trust me, there's nothing that this
teacher enjoys more than making a stop on the way home.
I am not a prostitute. Okay. My daughter is three
years old. We've been potty training her. We call it
(08:54):
potty poop. Do you think there's a chance that she
said potty poop and didn't call her mom prostitute? You've pervert? Okay, Well,
you know what. I guess I could investigate a little more,
but in the meantime, I'm going to still have to
ask you not to come volunteer at the school anymore
until we find out for sure if you are in
that profession or not. Yeah, you don't have to worry
(09:14):
about me volunteering at all because she's I'm pulling her
from the school. Well, I would like to do my research, actually,
And now the more that I think about it, I've
been a little unfair. Yeah, no, it's too late. If
we could get together today and I could find out
for sure, what do you mean find out for sure?
How do you find out for sure? What I'm saying
is I could swing by today after working. Yeah, you're
like proposition you now, I am a prostitute and I
(09:36):
am going to get your fired, and just so you know,
halfway into this call and your stupid accusation, I started recording,
so I have this entire conversation recorded, so everybody's going
to know about your frequent stops on the way home
from work. Well, I've also been recording. I don't have
anything to hide. Okay, Well, I've been recording it because
I don't work for the preschool at all. This is
(09:57):
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you and you're husband. Paul set you up. It's
a joke. Oh my gosh. He told us. He told
us how your daughter just started preschool and you wanted
me to mess with you. Ah. I was like, I'm
like sweating the Jewel Show on demand. Okay, Victoria, you
(10:18):
get to count us down today from five all the
way down to zero. Okay, Oh do I go now? Yeah?
I think that was so I should I count you
down to you might? Okay, Victoria, your countdown to the JNN.
We'll start in three two one, five, four three two one.
(10:38):
I loved the double countdown. That needs to be a thing.
That was so exciting. The JNN The Jewel News Network
for Thursday, January twelve, twenty twenty three. This is JNN,
not your grandma's news network. Unless they were on the
show teen Mom, then your grandma's young enough to enjoy
the JNN. Oh god, JN, it's news for babies having babies.
(10:59):
For your first story the J and N today, I'm
Jewel Fresh and Holy crap. In case you missed it, yesterday,
the FAA had to ground every flight in the entire
country for about two hours. Why all because of a
computer glitch. Wow. Okay. If there's one place where I
feel like they shouldn't have computer glitches, it would be
the FAA, where they handle all the flights in the country. Listen,
(11:20):
on a national, global level, whoever's running those computers, I'm
gonna need you to stop downloading stuff from lime wire
and like viruses because it's really ruining things for all
of us. Right. You know, there's some kind of internal
email that says that whoever downloaded lime wire on the
main computer, please stop doing that. We had to ground
every flight in the country. You've ruined the lives of
millions of Americans today. That's lime Wire. Oh my god.
(11:46):
All right, before there were streaming services like Spotify Music,
you had to download illegally download music. So that's where
I downloaded my first Niki Manas song. Correct, but now
you would just have it on Apple Music or something.
But it always gave you viruses on your compute, always,
and we would still continue to do it always. Yeah,
(12:08):
d fa, they're looking at They're like, dude, every flight
in the country had to be grounded. Yesterday, Steve was
a Seline Deong song that important to you. He's like,
it was the Dragon. Also, I just sign up for
Apple Music. That's twenty twenty three. This is the JNN,
the Jewel News Network, this edition of Jane and it's
watched by Big Steve's Use Toilet Barn. If you're in
(12:28):
the market of her new toilet, head down to Big
Steve's Toilet Barn and save big on a pre owned toilet.
Today Steve's Toilet Barn, where we don't try to be
number one. We like number two. All for our next story,
let's send it over to Bennett. Hey, it's been in.
There's a few reasons why I don't play slot machines.
One because I'm broke, two because I'm cheap. In three
they're a scam. I'm in Jamaica. Queens, New York, where
(12:50):
a woman was playing the slots at Resort World, where
she secured what would have been the largest slot machine
jap pock in US and uses three forty two million,
nine hundred forty nine thousand, six hundred and seventy two
dollars okay to place. They asked her to return the
next day. Once she returned, she was told she didn't
(13:10):
win anything at all. The machine actually malfunction. Apparently the
machine has a disclaimer stating malfunctions void all pays and
plays what No? All right? So then the Commission New
York State Commission, they said they were required to pay
her what she actually won two dollars and twenty five cents. No,
but it gets worse and good faith. They offered her
(13:33):
one steak dinner. I thought you were gonna say one
million dollars. What steak dinner got to be one steak
dinner per day for the rest of my life? How
much did she think over forty two million dollars? So
you go from thinking you're a forty two millionaire to
two dollars and a steak? Yes, how do you from
a baccino in Jamaica, Queens, New York I would not
be the only broke thing faith to the ground the
(13:56):
entire place. I wouldn't Yeah, I wouldn't need money because
where I'm going I don't have to pay rent. I
would be there for twenty five years for free. The
j and the Jewel News Network where we take our
news seriously. Okay, next story, listening over to Christian Grayson. Know,
I'm on location in Scotland where the CEO of a
brewery is having to put his money in lots of
(14:18):
his money where his mouth is, and I'll tell you why.
According to MSN dot com, BrewDog, a Scottish beer company,
ran a campaign in late twenty twenty inspired by the
golden tickets in the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Okay,
there were fifty golden beer cans, each made of twenty
four carrot gold, which would be hidden in random cases
that customers would find is they bought them right. However,
it turns out the beer cans were not twenty four
(14:38):
carrot gold. They were simply gold plated, okay, which makes
the value of the cans severely left them what they
thought they were, and one customer even planned on paying
for his wedding by selling the beer can. That's what
boss advertising. The CEO, James Watt, contacted all the winners individually.
They offered them shares in the company at first, and
people are like keep it, you know, and then so
he ended up having to compensate the I'm all from
(15:00):
his own pocket totally over five hundred and seventy thousand dollars.
So while it sucks for him, I want to say
cheers to everybody who got a nice little piece of
the CEO. Yeah, absolutely nice. Yeah, that guy that was
planning on paying for his wedding with that beer bottle,
I would have loved to have heard that conversation with
his fiance. I'm sorry, Maybe you know how I got
that beer bottle that I was gonna pay for the
(15:22):
wedding with. Yeah, I know you already didn't like that idea.
I should have saved up money and not tried to
sell a beer bottle for our wedding. But I'm also
it's not worth anything, so yeah, so still her drawing board.
This is the JNN, the Jewil News Network. Congrats, Succas,
you just got news. Don remember you can listen to
the JNN at this same time every single Weekedy morning.
(15:44):
Remember to follow the show on social media. At the
Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh,
I'm at vier Mira zero zero, I'm at Benny Knows,
I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewil Show on demand.
It's time four of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.
Caleb is on the phone today for a War of
the Roses to catch a cheater. He's been married to
his wife, Brianna for two years, and now he thinks
(16:05):
something might be going on sad all because of something
you got in the mail. Oh Caleb, before we get
into why you think your wife's cheating and stuff, you
guys have been together two years. Has everything been going
fine so far? Is this the first time you've ever
suspected anything? Yeah? I mean, you know, being fresh and
you know, marriage starting to settle down a little bit,
(16:27):
you know, when things change, and you always you know,
little things here and there. You'd always kind of, you know,
raise an eyebrow, but nothing to this level. No way,
All right, So why don't you tell us why you
think your wife might be cheating on you? Yeah? Well,
we have a business together, and so sometimes we get
packages sometimes they come to the house, sometimes they'll come
to the business. Each way. And then we had a
(16:48):
package that came to our house about about a week
and a half ago, and it had our business address
on it. So I was like, well, you know, it
didn't have her name on it, but I was like,
I'd figured that it could be for either one of us.
So I opened it up and it was this box,
kind of a hot pink box, which is a ton
(17:09):
of different sex toys in the box, just different. Oh yeah,
and we don't you know, that's that's not our jam.
You know, we don't do I mean, I mean, don't
get me wrong, we we we fought, We have fun
in the bedroom, don't get me wrong. But but it's
not h I mean, at least up to this point.
This this and we dated for a very very long
time before we got engaged. This we've never that's never
(17:31):
been something we've done. So what about self love? You know,
they might be for her, you know, when you're not
around something like handcuffs type, like fuzzy handcuff type things
in there too, It wasn't it. It wasn't just like
for a personal thing, you know, it was like there
it definitely looked like a couple type situation going on,
(17:52):
just the all the items adding up. It just seems
very very very strange and very out of character for
her too as well. And did you ask her about it?
I have not, and I've been a little nervous after
about it because I'm afraid what the answer might be.
And you know, again, we was in marriage, you know,
two years, so that we're still on the semi fresh
(18:13):
side of a marriage. So you know, I'm just not
sure how to handle this one, to be honest with you.
So does she have the box? Like, did you give
it to her or you like holding it hostage? I
have not given her. She has not seen the box yet.
I don't think she doesn't know. She definitely doesn't know.
I've seen it, and it's been We've got a whole
(18:33):
pile of kind of we have this little area in
our house where we keep basically everything that comes and
she has not gotten to it yet, and I'm just
really not sure what to do about that yet. Well,
if you're a petty like me, I would hold onto
it knowing that she's going to eventually be looking for
it and gonna be saying, hey, did you see a
package like, yeah, I'm here now, I mean there's there's
there's part of that desk for sure. That's definitely in
(18:55):
the thinking too as well. Again, this is all new
territory for me. And uh, you know we dated for
a decent amount of time. But you know, I mean
maybe you know there was some stuff aside of her
that I didn't know. I don't know. This is like
I said, this is this is throwing me for a loop. Okay,
what grocery store does she shot at? Where are you
a rewards card member? Yeah, you guys usually do the
(19:17):
grocery store thing, and you know that's ten thing. But
she's not really a flower person and I don't think
that's something she would do. So you know, one thing
we both do was we both cycle, and she is
a member at. I think that if maybe you guys
called her up and said, hey, they have you know,
she's reached that reward part of her membership. Maybe say
(19:42):
that she wanted three pair of shoes for like, you know,
her couple, you know. Okay, they offer her that and
then she could stand then where did the other shoes go? Too?
That's a good idea. Okay, cool, that's smart play, so
I'll come back call her and then see if she
is cheating with War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next,
right in the middle of War of the Roses, to
Catch a Cheater and if you're just joining us, Caleb
is on the phone and he thinks that his wife
(20:03):
of two years, Brianna, might be cheating on him, all
because of something that she got in the mail the
other day. He opened up a package that came for
her and it was a toybox, but an adult Yeah.
He wasn't aware that she had ordered any adult happy
(20:24):
meals um and they typically don't use those kind of
toys when they're um in the bedroom doing what adults
do in the bedroom sometimes, gotcha, and so he's confused. Also,
she never brought up anything to him about it, and
he has no idea why she's ordering these things. It
also did include some like fuzzy handcuffs and stuff, so
it looked like it was used for a couple to use. Yeah,
(20:46):
And Caleb wrapped back up the package that was sent
so it looked like it just came in the mail,
gave it to her and hasn't mentioned it to her
because he just didn't know how to have that conversation.
So we're about to call her from the cycling shop
that she's a member of. I guess she cycles a lot.
Offer her a free pair of shoes for her and
someone else, kind of a couple's little cycling thing, and
see if she sends those shoes to Caleb or to
(21:07):
somebody else, and then we'll find out if she is cheating.
All right, Caleb, are you ready for us to make
a phone call? I hope so, all right, Well we're
gonna do it no matter what. Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hey,
(21:32):
how are you? This is Dad calling from Is this Brianna? Yes?
This is hey Brianna. How are you good? How are
you not too bad? Thanks for asking, Tay. Sorry to
bug you on your phone, but I had to call
you and let you know something that you are this
month's big winner. Congratulations? What did I win? Every single
(21:54):
month we choose one Rewards member, totally random who wins
some free stuff from us. Oh yeah, and this month
we're trying to inspire people who are avid cyclers like yourself.
I'm assuming that you are. I mean, you remember here
and we're a pretty hardcore store. Yeah, yeah, but we're
trying to inspire people to get more people on out
(22:16):
there cycling. And so we're doing cycle Buddy Month and
what that means is that you win a free pair
of shoes and a free pair of shoes or someone else.
That's really cool. I like that. We'll deliver those along
with a fifty dollars gift card to the store for
them too. Oh that's great. It's just our way of
saying thank you for being a loyal customer and we
(22:37):
appreciate your business. Well that's great. So for for your shoes, Um,
you can come down to the store and try on
a pair and get the ones you want for the
cycle Buddy for whoever you want to send them to.
Do you know who you want to send them to? Now?
Because if not, I can call you back and get
some information from you. Oh no, no, I'm ready now.
All I would need from you then would be the
(22:57):
name of the person you want to send them to.
We could sound like a little card with it. Anything
you want to put on a card and an address,
and then also the shoe size. Oh I know who
I want to send them too? Oh my usband, you're
what my husband Caleb Caleb okays, So it shouldn't be
too hard to send them. I mean I could even
(23:18):
pick them up when I grabbed my pair. Yeah, he's
a size pen So he's your husband, is he does
he already go cycling with you and stuff? Oh yeah, yeah,
he's cycled with me all the time. We're definitely cycle buddies. Well,
then I should probably tell you at this point that
this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel, my name's Bennett, I'm Christian Grayce now
(23:39):
and Joya, Yeah, and this is not the cycle place
at all. This is actually a War of the Roses
to catch a cheater segment. We do a segment on
the show where if somebody suspects their significant other of cheating,
we call them and try to see if they are.
And we were trying to get you to send those shoes.
We were trying to see if you would send those
shoes to somebody else, and you said them to your husband.
(24:00):
So now I don't know if you're cheating or not,
but your husband is on the phone and was listening
and would like to talk to you. Hey, hey, babe,
what is this about. Well, you know, we a weird
package came to our house about a week or so ago.
And you know, it's something that I've never at least
(24:24):
in our whole time together, both before we were married
and since we were married. I was it was a
box with a bunch of different I don't even know
how to come out and say it. There was a
bunch of different sex toys in there, and it was multiple,
multiple things in this box too. It didn't look like
it was just for one person. And it took me back,
(24:45):
and I didn't know, you know, I didn't know how
to address you. I didn't know what to do, and
I was worried that maybe you were using me, maybe
with someone else, or someone else was in the picture.
And that's that's that's where this whole stem from. I'm like, really, Caleb,
that's white, Okay. I mean, well I've never seen I
(25:08):
mean this, you have to understand. I mean, you would
be the exact same way had you got a box
like this from me, you opened it up, you'd be
probably doing the exact same thing I'm doing right now.
I mean, it was shocking to see you, know in
our house. I mean, you and I've never you know,
we obviously have great fun together, but we've never gotten
down that road together, and it was shocking to see
(25:30):
in person. Well, why didn't you just ask me about it? So,
I mean, look, the package came. It shocked me. I
wrapped it back up again, and I didn't know how
to address you. I was like this to do go
and say, hey, this package of a bunch of sex
toys came to our house and I freaked out and
I wrapped it back up again. I mean I didn't
(25:52):
even I didn't. This is all news to me to sales,
you know, and that was it. Uh. Yeah, you could
have said that and I would have just talked to
you about it, so you wouldn't have a conversation with me,
your wife, but you'd rather call a radio station. Isn't
that more awkward? It's a good point. Yeah, I mean
(26:14):
I get it. I see your point. But I mean, well,
look we're here, so let's talk about it. Why are
you getting adult Toys Center, or like multiple adult toys
center our house for Caleb. Don't you remember I'm going
to Jessica's bachelorette next weekend. All of that is just
jumped for the bachelorette party. Oh oh yeah, I just
(26:41):
remembered that you showed me this box of gifts that
you're going to give to her, and I just told
us faced on it. And I know you're probably not
happy because you tell me sometimes I don't listen to
everything you say as well. I know, so you know.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry again. Sorry. So I think what
(27:06):
I just heard is you are buying me a pair
of cycling shoes, maybe a few. I'm sorry. Sorry, Babel
did you say I wasn't listening. I'm sorry, Oh, Man,
to screw you? Caleb? Allright? Well, hey, at least Caleb.
You know she's not cheating. And when we talked to
(27:27):
Caleb before we called you, he was. He was saying
that he was hoping the box was for you guys.
So maybe there's an extra box somewhere lying around. Uh yeah,
I think he owed me some shoes. First. The Jewels
Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
(27:56):
This is the Jewels Show? And you texted us at
four one or six one and said he had a
dirty Little se So we're calling you back. Whatever your
name is. Hi. Hi. Yeah, I didn't expect you guys
to call back. Yeah, yeah, they never do. Surprise though,
do you want to tell us your dirty little secret.
Still yeah, sure, Well okay, So I've gotta work out, buddy.
(28:17):
He and I have been working out of the gym
together for the last couple of years. We go to
Ellie Fitness together a couple of times a week. So
the other day I went into the locker room after
a workout and he had already gone in before me,
and I don't know what was going on, but he
was like clearly hooking up with a guy in the bathroom.
(28:39):
Oh did you know that about Dan? No? I thought
that Dan was straight this whole time, and no problem
with that. It was just like he had never talked
about it or brought it up, and they immediately pulled
away when I walked inside. But then it was super
awkward afterwards because we had car pulled together and we
(28:59):
didn't say a word about it. And then like he
finally the next time we see each other, he starts
like feeling comfortable enough to talk about it. And it
really took a turn um because not only was he
gave this entire time, but he's actually been dating my
cousin for the past three years. What who he met
(29:22):
at a party that I invited him to guy or
girl cousin. So it's a girl cousin. Oh, he probably
doesn't know that he's ki, I would guess, yeah, that
is uh, definitely, he probably actor. Maybe he's one of
those lucky people that that's by. Yeah, I mean I
feel like that that's good because you're just you're always
(29:44):
happy with what I always by. People have double the
chance to get in late exactly. Yeah, she definitely doesn't know,
like if you like just girls or just guys or
like guys at all. I think this whole thing is
the secret to her too. Did you never come up?
So how much do you like your cousin? Like, is
this something that you have to tell her or you're
going to keep out on the low? I like my
(30:06):
cousin a lot. I also don't want to hurt her,
and I don't want to get in the middle of
something that I can't get myself out of afterwards, because then,
like if he finds out that she knows because of
me and might turn into like he said, he said, so, yeah,
(30:26):
I mean, it might hurt her, but she should know. Yeah,
I would think, yeah, but maybe you should have that
discussion with him first, just because you know, you don't
want to out anyone. That's really difficult. Oh yeah, that's
good before you let her know. If you feel like
you have to let her know, get him the heads up,
just because it's a process to come out. Yeah, that's
(30:49):
a good point, Bennett. You you know what you could do.
You could talk to him. I mean, you could do
it in the gym locker room if you want, while
you guys are holding each other. Maybe try it out.
I don't know anyway, but you could talk to him though,
and go, hey, I'm going to have to tell my
cousin something unless you do it, or unless you just
leave her, you know, right, Obviously I don't mind you
know who you're you're doing your thing with, but when
(31:09):
it's right in front of me and I know that
my cousin could potentially get her, it would be so
wrong with me to not say something, yeah, you're cheating
on my cousin basically. Yeah, but I yeah, I understand
though that it's hard, you know, to come out, so
I can totally lead with like that. And you know,
I don't want to come off as being insensitive to
him either, but yeah, it's not cool for him to
(31:30):
be doing that. It's not cool to either of them, honestly. Nope. Yeah,
And if he doesn't want to come out he's not
ready for that, that's understandable. But he could still you know,
break up with her and then she wouldn't even know
that he cheated and wouldn't know any of that right totally. So, well,
are you going to stay his jim buddy? Either way?
I have no judgment about him still being my jim buddy.
(31:51):
I think that it just depends on how this conversation goes,
because maybe he won't want to be my jim buddy.
You know. Yeah, you could secretly sit in the gym
locker room, take a video and then find someone to
randomly text it to your cousin boo. I'm sure that
all of the you know, liability waivers I signed. Good point,
(32:13):
All right, well, good luck, good luck with your dirty
little secret. Thank you. The jew Bil Show on demand,
It's the jew Bil Show. What's up? It's producer Bennett.
We got Victoria in the room right now. Jewbil is
in the bathroom and we are waiting for him to
get in right now. Jebil, where are you come on?
(32:37):
Let's go? Um, So, what's going on? What are we
doing right now. Top reasons. Oh yeah, that's right. The
top reasons that you would break up with someone. Look, okay,
I don't know what happened. By keycard stopped working, I
could not get back in the building at all. I
don't know what happened. Technical difficulties. Yeah, I haven't been
(32:59):
able to find my key card all week. And then
I finally find my key card, and then my key
card wouldn't let me back up the elevator into the building.
So maybe being disorganized and not being able to find
your key card to get into your job and do
your job correctly, maybe that's the reason that you would
break up with somebody. But yes, top ten highly specific
turn offs that we dumped someone over. And here are
(33:23):
some of the top ones. Being a loud talker. What
do you guys think about that? A loud talker? Okay,
I mean I've had an X that was a loud
talker and didn't cause me obviously to break up with him.
They ended up breaking my heart anyway. But yeah, Like
we would be in restaurants and like we'd be talking,
and it was like the more we would talk, and
like the more the conversation went on, like the louder
(33:43):
and louder and louder he would get, and I would
be like, And also, he was a physician, so he'd
be talking about like surgeries and stuff, and I'm like,
we're at dinner. The people over there don't want to
hear about the operation you did thirty you know. Yeah,
But in all fairness, he was a physician and doing
surgeries and stuff like that. I would also be talking
a lot about that in a restaurant. Just look at me, everybody.
(34:05):
I'm a surgeon. I'm an drink as you didn't know, Yeah,
call us up right now. Eighty eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. What is one of the highly specific
turnoffs that you dump somebody over, Victoria? Do you have
a highly specific turnoff that you would dump somebody over?
Highly highly specific? But if they're just like rude, especially
(34:26):
like people like waiters, Danley members, friends like whoever, Like, Oh,
that's not going to last very long because that's gonna
be so rude. People that are rude to wait staff
usually it's a red flag for you. I mean, I
worked in restaurants most of my life until getting into
this kind of stuff, and when people are rude about
the smallest thing. If there's a tiny mistake with your
food one time, give them a break. It's really having patience.
(34:49):
It's like, come on, the job's not easy. You're not
doing the job, you know, give break. Yeah, please call
us up right now. Eighty eight three four three one
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. What is a highly specific reason that you
would dump somebody over, Bennett? Do you have one? I
would say someone who's carrying way too much baggage, you know,
And you could always tell when someone is still dealing
(35:11):
with stuff from their past because of how they act
in this like new dating or new relationship. Look, I've
definitely dropped a lot of people because they're waving red flags. Yeah,
definitely that they carried from the last relationship and the
one before and a and the one before that. It's
like date me, go to counseling. Yeah, da, Actually, don't
get your counsel that'd probably be worse for your mental health. Yeah,
call us up right now, three one six one text
(35:34):
in four one oh six one. What's a highly specific
turn off that you would dump somebody over? Ashley? Hey,
So this is like one of my biggest putteams. I
met a guy, very attractive guy, great personality and really intelligent,
met him in person and he was a bigger guy
with very tiny hands. Okay, so tiny hands are a
(36:00):
big turn off for you, absolutely, that's that's prick up.
I used to have a boss who had the smallest
hands ever, and he was a normal side. He was
taller than me. I'm a shorter guy. He was taller
than me, but his hands were so small. And I
don't go to lunch off and at work, you know,
because I just I like to work or take lunch
(36:21):
at work and then get back to work. But I
did invite him to go get burgers one time because
I just wanted to see her. Nobody knew. It's just
for myself. I just wanted to see his tiny hands. One.
It would never ask me to go get burgers now,
I'm not going three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one six one. What is a highly
(36:41):
specific reason that you would dump somebody over, Diana, I
want I don't somebody over for smoking cigarette. Oh oh
yeah here for that, ye go. Yeah, that is definitely smart,
because I want I want them to be healthy. I
don't know. That's right, already being compassionate about your future partner. Yeah,
well that's a good attitude, Diana. Keep that calls up
(37:03):
eighty eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. What is
a highly specific reason that you would dump somebody at Crystal?
What's up? I could not date anybody with nasty teeth, oh,
smelly ones, corns. Yeah, like I have to kiss you.
(37:23):
I you have to take care of your teeth. Yeah
that's fair. If you have yuck, no, thank you. Yeah,
I couldn't do it. And I'm not even just talking
about like them being kind of narrowly right, I mean,
if there if you if you don't have good oral hygiene.
Bad breath was the number one on the list, by
(37:45):
the way, so it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, most people
don't want you. Yes, yes, it is calls up right now.
The mood just died talking about the nasty mouth like that.
The Jebel Show on Demand
Did Jubile show on demand? Hey David, Yeah, where is
the most ridiculous place that you've ever slept? So? I
stumbled home from a bar one night and it was
able to unlock my door, and that's it. Passed out
happen half out of the apartment. I'm sure my neighbors
(00:20):
loved me. I fell asleep halfway in and halfway out
of your apartment after a night of drinking. Thanks for
the phone, called David. It's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions,
America's most exciting game show. That's not a game show
at all. We just go to the Internet and we
find somewhere that they're talking about a topic that we
find interesting too, and then we ask you that question
(00:41):
and you can call us up and give us your
answer at eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one text in four one oh six one. And
today's ridiculous Internet question is where is the most ridiculous
place You've ever slept? I guarantee we'll have a lot
of funny answer for this. I have so many options
my self. I'll get to one of those in a second. Victoria,
(01:04):
where is the most unusual place that you've ever slept? In?
College I had. I lived in a townhouse and there
was like steps getting to the front door. Let's just
say one night I didn't quite make it up with
steps as I was so close. I woke up like
it was pretty early in the morning, and I was like, oh, wrap,
and I just like ran to my bed as fast
as it was really slow. But a lot will have
(01:27):
a lot of those stories for this eighty eight three four, three,
one six one. Today's where you consenter that question is
where is the most unusual place you've ever slept? Bennett.
Mine goes back to college as well Undergrad Universe never
Rode Island, Whoop whoop. However, I'll tell you where I
woke up first. I was on the football field with
just my boxers and my Power Ranger blanket. I had
(01:47):
no ideat like it with you. Yes, okay, right, I
made power Power Ranger blanket was my favorite blanket in college. Anyways, Yeah,
I did make it home after the party, and the
party also came back to my dorm and everyone was talking,
turning up and like I was really trying to go
to sleep, and I was like, you know what, you
guys want to make noise? I'll find somewhere else to sleep,
and I guess they chose the football God. Call us
(02:10):
right now. Eight at eight three four three one oh
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. Where is the most unusual place you've ever
fallen asleep? One of our listeners actually texted in a
place that's unusual to sleep that I think I've slept
at which one? Somebody texted in at four one oh
six one. It said the flower bed outside the Hiatt
Palm Springs. I'm looking at responses. That's my favorite one
we've gotten. I've slept there before. Yeah, really yeah, I
(02:35):
was parting with a bunch of friends. I literally fell
asleep in that same flower bed. That's cool, call us up.
It wasn't very comfortable. Eight at eight three four three
one o six one eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. Where is the most unusual place
you've ever slept? Christian Grace? Now, well, I just got
reminded my best friend and former roommate, Brittany, if you're
listening to this high She went to a Jordan's Sparks
and Jesse McCartney concert in Arizona. This was like a
(02:58):
decade ago. She fell asleep. Jordan sparks set while she
was waiting for Jesse McCartney to come out, and apparently
Jordan said something like, well, kind of end the show
earlier since everybody out there just sleeping. She never has
forgiven Jordan's call us eighty eight three four three one
oh six one. Hey, Dylan, where is the most unusual
(03:18):
place you've ever fallen? Asleep? My buddies closet and high school?
Because I didn't want to listen to my PiS's role,
so I left old and I sup my buddies closet
for body YARDAGEO wowow. As someone who struggled to come
out of the closet, I'm surprised you just went right
in there voluntarily. Thanks for the funk. Called Dylan calls
up eight to eight three one six one eight eight
(03:39):
eight three four three one oh six one. Stevens what
was what is going on? Steven? And my son in
the background, that's my little boy. Okay. I'm glad that
your son thinks we're hilarious. I can tell and he's
got great taste of humor. Absolutely, Stephen, where it is
(04:00):
one of the most ridiculous places that you've ever fallen asleep.
I fell asleep and recycling dumpster when I was seventeen
because I don't want to be at my grandfather's house
no more. Oh man, how it was sleeping and recycling dumpster?
Was it comfy? Actually it was. There's a lot of
cardboard in there. I buried myself in the cardboard. It
was really comfy. About nice. Yeah, that sound pretty nice
(04:22):
to try that out. Stephen calls up eight eight eight
three four three one h six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one. Where's the most
unusual place that you've ever slept? I have a lot
of them, like I said, But the most hilarious time
that I can think of that was an unusual place
to fall asleep was when I was first starting my
radio career. I was working on a show. I was
(04:43):
co host, right, I was the third person there, so
it wasn't my show at all, and I was kind
of new. But I was also doing I did stand
up comedy, so I was always at the comedy club.
I was always out partying, and then I would go
in at like five in the morning, so it works.
Sometimes I wouldn't even sleep. I would just go in
to work straight from partying. So I was very tired
and sleep deprived. And one time we were on the
(05:06):
air and it was back when American Idol kind of
first came out. That was how long ago it was, right,
It was one of the first seasons of American Idol,
and the host of the show, we're doing a recap
of the singers for the night, and I was falling
asleep and then they were talking and they're all into
the American Idol stuff and I don't know what I
was dreaming about or what happened, but I woke up
(05:26):
and I went fat boy, why and they were just like, uh, yeah,
we won't go to break now, yeah, immediately. Yeah, the
Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame Morning
the twenties. Hello, Hi, is this Millie's mommy. Hi. It's
(05:54):
Nicole right, yes, yes, Hi. My name is Pete Eakins.
I'm the head of preschool and I was looking to
speak with you for a second. Okay, is everything okay
as far as my day, My day's going great? Yeah,
thank you for us. No, I mean my daughter, Okay,
you're calling you? Oh, yes, she's great, she's wonderful. I
(06:15):
hope she's enjoying mister class because he says a lot
of nice things about her. She is good, good, good.
So you do a lot of volunteering in the classroom.
I do, yes, Well, thank you so much for that. Yeah,
it's so much fun. Yeah, we appreciate it, and I'm
glad you got a chance to do that. Unfortunately, we're
(06:38):
going to have to ask you to not volunteer in
your daughter's preschool class anymore. I'm so sorry about that.
May ask why here we go? So, mister, your daughter's
preschool teacher um got wind of your career choice, and
unfortunately some of the parents got wind of it, and
(07:00):
el makes a lot of people uncomfortable. Listen, I totally
I have no problems with it at all. What career
choice are you talking about? I'm gonna stay at home mom,
right right? Yeah? Okay. The other day, apparently your daughter's
preschool teacher asked what you did for work, and she
spilled the beans. Okay, I don't know what beans, the
(07:22):
fact that you're a prostitute. What that's a big word
for a three year old. I mean I kind of
wanted to shake her hand and say good job on
the vocabulary. There, She's obviously trying to say something else.
Can I ask my daughter what she's trying to say?
I understand her words better than obviously you guys do
so well. I don't know how a three year old,
(07:43):
when asked what their parents do for work, could you know,
say a word that would be confused with that word.
I mean it, maybe stay at home. Other things like
we're potty training. Maybe she's saying, you know, patty poop,
that's what we that's what we say, we're warned the
bathroom pottoop. Well, that doesn't explain the uncles. What. Yeah,
(08:07):
she said that she has a lot of uncles that
come in over to the house a lot. Yes, she
has two. I have a brother he's gay, and his
partner come over and they're both uncles. Yep, she has
two uncles that come over together, you know, every once
in a while when I'm a little stressed out. I
am a big fan of your line of work. Let's
just say that I am not a prostitute, okay, And
(08:32):
I don't need to know what your personal business is.
And I don't know what the deal is. I don't
know you. You don't know me, Like I said, after
a long, stressful day. Trust me, there's nothing that this
teacher enjoys more than making a stop on the way home.
I am not a prostitute. Okay. My daughter is three
years old. We've been potty training her. We call it
(08:54):
potty poop. Do you think there's a chance that she
said potty poop and didn't call her mom prostitute? You've pervert? Okay, Well,
you know what. I guess I could investigate a little more,
but in the meantime, I'm going to still have to
ask you not to come volunteer at the school anymore
until we find out for sure if you are in
that profession or not. Yeah, you don't have to worry
(09:14):
about me volunteering at all because she's I'm pulling her
from the school. Well, I would like to do my research, actually,
And now the more that I think about it, I've
been a little unfair. Yeah, no, it's too late. If
we could get together today and I could find out
for sure, what do you mean find out for sure?
How do you find out for sure? What I'm saying
is I could swing by today after working. Yeah, you're
like proposition you now, I am a prostitute and I
(09:36):
am going to get your fired, and just so you know,
halfway into this call and your stupid accusation, I started recording,
so I have this entire conversation recorded, so everybody's going
to know about your frequent stops on the way home
from work. Well, I've also been recording. I don't have
anything to hide. Okay, Well, I've been recording it because
I don't work for the preschool at all. This is
(09:57):
actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone prank
on you and you're husband. Paul set you up. It's
a joke. Oh my gosh. He told us. He told
us how your daughter just started preschool and you wanted
me to mess with you. Ah. I was like, I'm
like sweating the Jewel Show on demand. Okay, Victoria, you
(10:18):
get to count us down today from five all the
way down to zero. Okay, Oh do I go now? Yeah?
I think that was so I should I count you
down to you might? Okay, Victoria, your countdown to the JNN.
We'll start in three two one, five, four three two one.
(10:38):
I loved the double countdown. That needs to be a thing.
That was so exciting. The JNN The Jewel News Network
for Thursday, January twelve, twenty twenty three. This is JNN,
not your grandma's news network. Unless they were on the
show teen Mom, then your grandma's young enough to enjoy
the JNN. Oh god, JN, it's news for babies having babies.
(10:59):
For your first story the J and N today, I'm
Jewel Fresh and Holy crap. In case you missed it, yesterday,
the FAA had to ground every flight in the entire
country for about two hours. Why all because of a
computer glitch. Wow. Okay. If there's one place where I
feel like they shouldn't have computer glitches, it would be
the FAA, where they handle all the flights in the country. Listen,
(11:20):
on a national, global level, whoever's running those computers, I'm
gonna need you to stop downloading stuff from lime wire
and like viruses because it's really ruining things for all
of us. Right. You know, there's some kind of internal
email that says that whoever downloaded lime wire on the
main computer, please stop doing that. We had to ground
every flight in the country. You've ruined the lives of
millions of Americans today. That's lime Wire. Oh my god.
(11:46):
All right, before there were streaming services like Spotify Music,
you had to download illegally download music. So that's where
I downloaded my first Niki Manas song. Correct, but now
you would just have it on Apple Music or something.
But it always gave you viruses on your compute, always,
and we would still continue to do it always. Yeah,
(12:08):
d fa, they're looking at They're like, dude, every flight
in the country had to be grounded. Yesterday, Steve was
a Seline Deong song that important to you. He's like,
it was the Dragon. Also, I just sign up for
Apple Music. That's twenty twenty three. This is the JNN,
the Jewel News Network, this edition of Jane and it's
watched by Big Steve's Use Toilet Barn. If you're in
(12:28):
the market of her new toilet, head down to Big
Steve's Toilet Barn and save big on a pre owned toilet.
Today Steve's Toilet Barn, where we don't try to be
number one. We like number two. All for our next story,
let's send it over to Bennett. Hey, it's been in.
There's a few reasons why I don't play slot machines.
One because I'm broke, two because I'm cheap. In three
they're a scam. I'm in Jamaica. Queens, New York, where
(12:50):
a woman was playing the slots at Resort World, where
she secured what would have been the largest slot machine
jap pock in US and uses three forty two million,
nine hundred forty nine thousand, six hundred and seventy two
dollars okay to place. They asked her to return the
next day. Once she returned, she was told she didn't
(13:10):
win anything at all. The machine actually malfunction. Apparently the
machine has a disclaimer stating malfunctions void all pays and
plays what No? All right? So then the Commission New
York State Commission, they said they were required to pay
her what she actually won two dollars and twenty five cents. No,
but it gets worse and good faith. They offered her
(13:33):
one steak dinner. I thought you were gonna say one
million dollars. What steak dinner got to be one steak
dinner per day for the rest of my life? How
much did she think over forty two million dollars? So
you go from thinking you're a forty two millionaire to
two dollars and a steak? Yes, how do you from
a baccino in Jamaica, Queens, New York I would not
be the only broke thing faith to the ground the
(13:56):
entire place. I wouldn't Yeah, I wouldn't need money because
where I'm going I don't have to pay rent. I
would be there for twenty five years for free. The
j and the Jewel News Network where we take our
news seriously. Okay, next story, listening over to Christian Grayson. Know,
I'm on location in Scotland where the CEO of a
brewery is having to put his money in lots of
(14:18):
his money where his mouth is, and I'll tell you why.
According to MSN dot com, BrewDog, a Scottish beer company,
ran a campaign in late twenty twenty inspired by the
golden tickets in the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Okay,
there were fifty golden beer cans, each made of twenty
four carrot gold, which would be hidden in random cases
that customers would find is they bought them right. However,
it turns out the beer cans were not twenty four
(14:38):
carrot gold. They were simply gold plated, okay, which makes
the value of the cans severely left them what they
thought they were, and one customer even planned on paying
for his wedding by selling the beer can. That's what
boss advertising. The CEO, James Watt, contacted all the winners individually.
They offered them shares in the company at first, and
people are like keep it, you know, and then so
he ended up having to compensate the I'm all from
(15:00):
his own pocket totally over five hundred and seventy thousand dollars.
So while it sucks for him, I want to say
cheers to everybody who got a nice little piece of
the CEO. Yeah, absolutely nice. Yeah, that guy that was
planning on paying for his wedding with that beer bottle,
I would have loved to have heard that conversation with
his fiance. I'm sorry, Maybe you know how I got
that beer bottle that I was gonna pay for the
(15:22):
wedding with. Yeah, I know you already didn't like that idea.
I should have saved up money and not tried to
sell a beer bottle for our wedding. But I'm also
it's not worth anything, so yeah, so still her drawing board.
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It's time four of the Roses only on the Jewbil Show.
Caleb is on the phone today for a War of
the Roses to catch a cheater. He's been married to
his wife, Brianna for two years, and now he thinks
(16:05):
something might be going on sad all because of something
you got in the mail. Oh Caleb, before we get
into why you think your wife's cheating and stuff, you
guys have been together two years. Has everything been going
fine so far? Is this the first time you've ever
suspected anything? Yeah? I mean, you know, being fresh and
you know, marriage starting to settle down a little bit,
(16:27):
you know, when things change, and you always you know,
little things here and there. You'd always kind of, you know,
raise an eyebrow, but nothing to this level. No way,
All right, So why don't you tell us why you
think your wife might be cheating on you? Yeah? Well,
we have a business together, and so sometimes we get
packages sometimes they come to the house, sometimes they'll come
to the business. Each way. And then we had a
(16:48):
package that came to our house about about a week
and a half ago, and it had our business address
on it. So I was like, well, you know, it
didn't have her name on it, but I was like,
I'd figured that it could be for either one of us.
So I opened it up and it was this box,
kind of a hot pink box, which is a ton
(17:09):
of different sex toys in the box, just different. Oh yeah,
and we don't you know, that's that's not our jam.
You know, we don't do I mean, I mean, don't
get me wrong, we we we fought, We have fun
in the bedroom, don't get me wrong. But but it's
not h I mean, at least up to this point.
This this and we dated for a very very long
time before we got engaged. This we've never that's never
(17:31):
been something we've done. So what about self love? You know,
they might be for her, you know, when you're not
around something like handcuffs type, like fuzzy handcuff type things
in there too, It wasn't it. It wasn't just like
for a personal thing, you know, it was like there
it definitely looked like a couple type situation going on,
(17:52):
just the all the items adding up. It just seems
very very very strange and very out of character for
her too as well. And did you ask her about it?
I have not, and I've been a little nervous after
about it because I'm afraid what the answer might be.
And you know, again, we was in marriage, you know,
two years, so that we're still on the semi fresh
(18:13):
side of a marriage. So you know, I'm just not
sure how to handle this one, to be honest with you.
So does she have the box? Like, did you give
it to her or you like holding it hostage? I
have not given her. She has not seen the box yet.
I don't think she doesn't know. She definitely doesn't know.
I've seen it, and it's been We've got a whole
(18:33):
pile of kind of we have this little area in
our house where we keep basically everything that comes and
she has not gotten to it yet, and I'm just
really not sure what to do about that yet. Well,
if you're a petty like me, I would hold onto
it knowing that she's going to eventually be looking for
it and gonna be saying, hey, did you see a
package like, yeah, I'm here now, I mean there's there's
there's part of that desk for sure. That's definitely in
(18:55):
the thinking too as well. Again, this is all new
territory for me. And uh, you know we dated for
a decent amount of time. But you know, I mean
maybe you know there was some stuff aside of her
that I didn't know. I don't know. This is like
I said, this is this is throwing me for a loop. Okay,
what grocery store does she shot at? Where are you
a rewards card member? Yeah, you guys usually do the
(19:17):
grocery store thing, and you know that's ten thing. But
she's not really a flower person and I don't think
that's something she would do. So you know, one thing
we both do was we both cycle, and she is
a member at. I think that if maybe you guys
called her up and said, hey, they have you know,
she's reached that reward part of her membership. Maybe say
(19:42):
that she wanted three pair of shoes for like, you know,
her couple, you know. Okay, they offer her that and
then she could stand then where did the other shoes go? Too?
That's a good idea. Okay, cool, that's smart play, so
I'll come back call her and then see if she
is cheating with War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Next,
right in the middle of War of the Roses, to
Catch a Cheater and if you're just joining us, Caleb
is on the phone and he thinks that his wife
(20:03):
of two years, Brianna, might be cheating on him, all
because of something that she got in the mail the
other day. He opened up a package that came for
her and it was a toybox, but an adult Yeah.
He wasn't aware that she had ordered any adult happy
(20:24):
meals um and they typically don't use those kind of
toys when they're um in the bedroom doing what adults
do in the bedroom sometimes, gotcha, and so he's confused. Also,
she never brought up anything to him about it, and
he has no idea why she's ordering these things. It
also did include some like fuzzy handcuffs and stuff, so
it looked like it was used for a couple to use. Yeah,
(20:46):
And Caleb wrapped back up the package that was sent
so it looked like it just came in the mail,
gave it to her and hasn't mentioned it to her
because he just didn't know how to have that conversation.
So we're about to call her from the cycling shop
that she's a member of. I guess she cycles a lot.
Offer her a free pair of shoes for her and
someone else, kind of a couple's little cycling thing, and
see if she sends those shoes to Caleb or to
(21:07):
somebody else, and then we'll find out if she is cheating.
All right, Caleb, are you ready for us to make
a phone call? I hope so, all right, Well we're
gonna do it no matter what. Yeah, here we go. Hello, Hey,
(21:32):
how are you? This is Dad calling from Is this Brianna? Yes?
This is hey Brianna. How are you good? How are
you not too bad? Thanks for asking, Tay. Sorry to
bug you on your phone, but I had to call
you and let you know something that you are this
month's big winner. Congratulations? What did I win? Every single
(21:54):
month we choose one Rewards member, totally random who wins
some free stuff from us. Oh yeah, and this month
we're trying to inspire people who are avid cyclers like yourself.
I'm assuming that you are. I mean, you remember here
and we're a pretty hardcore store. Yeah, yeah, but we're
trying to inspire people to get more people on out
(22:16):
there cycling. And so we're doing cycle Buddy Month and
what that means is that you win a free pair
of shoes and a free pair of shoes or someone else.
That's really cool. I like that. We'll deliver those along
with a fifty dollars gift card to the store for
them too. Oh that's great. It's just our way of
saying thank you for being a loyal customer and we
(22:37):
appreciate your business. Well that's great. So for for your shoes, Um,
you can come down to the store and try on
a pair and get the ones you want for the
cycle Buddy for whoever you want to send them to.
Do you know who you want to send them to? Now?
Because if not, I can call you back and get
some information from you. Oh no, no, I'm ready now.
All I would need from you then would be the
(22:57):
name of the person you want to send them to.
We could sound like a little card with it. Anything
you want to put on a card and an address,
and then also the shoe size. Oh I know who
I want to send them too? Oh my usband, you're
what my husband Caleb Caleb okays, So it shouldn't be
too hard to send them. I mean I could even
(23:18):
pick them up when I grabbed my pair. Yeah, he's
a size pen So he's your husband, is he does
he already go cycling with you and stuff? Oh yeah, yeah,
he's cycled with me all the time. We're definitely cycle buddies. Well,
then I should probably tell you at this point that
this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show.
My name's Jewel, my name's Bennett, I'm Christian Grayce now
(23:39):
and Joya, Yeah, and this is not the cycle place
at all. This is actually a War of the Roses
to catch a cheater segment. We do a segment on
the show where if somebody suspects their significant other of cheating,
we call them and try to see if they are.
And we were trying to get you to send those shoes.
We were trying to see if you would send those
shoes to somebody else, and you said them to your husband.
(24:00):
So now I don't know if you're cheating or not,
but your husband is on the phone and was listening
and would like to talk to you. Hey, hey, babe,
what is this about. Well, you know, we a weird
package came to our house about a week or so ago.
And you know, it's something that I've never at least
(24:24):
in our whole time together, both before we were married
and since we were married. I was it was a
box with a bunch of different I don't even know
how to come out and say it. There was a
bunch of different sex toys in there, and it was multiple,
multiple things in this box too. It didn't look like
it was just for one person. And it took me back,
(24:45):
and I didn't know, you know, I didn't know how
to address you. I didn't know what to do, and
I was worried that maybe you were using me, maybe
with someone else, or someone else was in the picture.
And that's that's that's where this whole stem from. I'm like, really, Caleb,
that's white, Okay. I mean, well I've never seen I
(25:08):
mean this, you have to understand. I mean, you would
be the exact same way had you got a box
like this from me, you opened it up, you'd be
probably doing the exact same thing I'm doing right now.
I mean, it was shocking to see you, know in
our house. I mean, you and I've never you know,
we obviously have great fun together, but we've never gotten
down that road together, and it was shocking to see
(25:30):
in person. Well, why didn't you just ask me about it? So,
I mean, look, the package came. It shocked me. I
wrapped it back up again, and I didn't know how
to address you. I was like this to do go
and say, hey, this package of a bunch of sex
toys came to our house and I freaked out and
I wrapped it back up again. I mean I didn't
(25:52):
even I didn't. This is all news to me to sales,
you know, and that was it. Uh. Yeah, you could
have said that and I would have just talked to
you about it, so you wouldn't have a conversation with me,
your wife, but you'd rather call a radio station. Isn't
that more awkward? It's a good point. Yeah, I mean
(26:14):
I get it. I see your point. But I mean, well,
look we're here, so let's talk about it. Why are
you getting adult Toys Center, or like multiple adult toys
center our house for Caleb. Don't you remember I'm going
to Jessica's bachelorette next weekend. All of that is just
jumped for the bachelorette party. Oh oh yeah, I just
(26:41):
remembered that you showed me this box of gifts that
you're going to give to her, and I just told
us faced on it. And I know you're probably not
happy because you tell me sometimes I don't listen to
everything you say as well. I know, so you know.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry again. Sorry. So I think what
(27:06):
I just heard is you are buying me a pair
of cycling shoes, maybe a few. I'm sorry. Sorry, Babel
did you say I wasn't listening. I'm sorry, Oh, Man,
to screw you? Caleb? Allright? Well, hey, at least Caleb.
You know she's not cheating. And when we talked to
(27:27):
Caleb before we called you, he was. He was saying
that he was hoping the box was for you guys.
So maybe there's an extra box somewhere lying around. Uh yeah,
I think he owed me some shoes. First. The Jewels
Show on demand jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
(27:56):
This is the Jewels Show? And you texted us at
four one or six one and said he had a
dirty Little se So we're calling you back. Whatever your
name is. Hi. Hi. Yeah, I didn't expect you guys
to call back. Yeah, yeah, they never do. Surprise though,
do you want to tell us your dirty little secret.
Still yeah, sure, Well okay, So I've gotta work out, buddy.
(28:17):
He and I have been working out of the gym
together for the last couple of years. We go to
Ellie Fitness together a couple of times a week. So
the other day I went into the locker room after
a workout and he had already gone in before me,
and I don't know what was going on, but he
was like clearly hooking up with a guy in the bathroom.
(28:39):
Oh did you know that about Dan? No? I thought
that Dan was straight this whole time, and no problem
with that. It was just like he had never talked
about it or brought it up, and they immediately pulled
away when I walked inside. But then it was super
awkward afterwards because we had car pulled together and we
(28:59):
didn't say a word about it. And then like he
finally the next time we see each other, he starts
like feeling comfortable enough to talk about it. And it
really took a turn um because not only was he
gave this entire time, but he's actually been dating my
cousin for the past three years. What who he met
(29:22):
at a party that I invited him to guy or
girl cousin. So it's a girl cousin. Oh, he probably
doesn't know that he's ki, I would guess, yeah, that
is uh, definitely, he probably actor. Maybe he's one of
those lucky people that that's by. Yeah, I mean I
feel like that that's good because you're just you're always
(29:44):
happy with what I always by. People have double the
chance to get in late exactly. Yeah, she definitely doesn't know,
like if you like just girls or just guys or
like guys at all. I think this whole thing is
the secret to her too. Did you never come up?
So how much do you like your cousin? Like, is
this something that you have to tell her or you're
going to keep out on the low? I like my
(30:06):
cousin a lot. I also don't want to hurt her,
and I don't want to get in the middle of
something that I can't get myself out of afterwards, because then,
like if he finds out that she knows because of
me and might turn into like he said, he said, so, yeah,
(30:26):
I mean, it might hurt her, but she should know. Yeah,
I would think, yeah, but maybe you should have that
discussion with him first, just because you know, you don't
want to out anyone. That's really difficult. Oh yeah, that's
good before you let her know. If you feel like
you have to let her know, get him the heads up,
just because it's a process to come out. Yeah, that's
(30:49):
a good point, Bennett. You you know what you could do.
You could talk to him. I mean, you could do
it in the gym locker room if you want, while
you guys are holding each other. Maybe try it out.
I don't know anyway, but you could talk to him though,
and go, hey, I'm going to have to tell my
cousin something unless you do it, or unless you just
leave her, you know, right, Obviously I don't mind you
know who you're you're doing your thing with, but when
(31:09):
it's right in front of me and I know that
my cousin could potentially get her, it would be so
wrong with me to not say something, yeah, you're cheating
on my cousin basically. Yeah, but I yeah, I understand
though that it's hard, you know, to come out, so
I can totally lead with like that. And you know,
I don't want to come off as being insensitive to
him either, but yeah, it's not cool for him to
(31:30):
be doing that. It's not cool to either of them, honestly. Nope. Yeah,
And if he doesn't want to come out he's not
ready for that, that's understandable. But he could still you know,
break up with her and then she wouldn't even know
that he cheated and wouldn't know any of that right totally. So, well,
are you going to stay his jim buddy? Either way?
I have no judgment about him still being my jim buddy.
(31:51):
I think that it just depends on how this conversation goes,
because maybe he won't want to be my jim buddy.
You know. Yeah, you could secretly sit in the gym
locker room, take a video and then find someone to
randomly text it to your cousin boo. I'm sure that
all of the you know, liability waivers I signed. Good point,
(32:13):
All right, well, good luck, good luck with your dirty
little secret. Thank you. The jew Bil Show on demand,
It's the jew Bil Show. What's up? It's producer Bennett.
We got Victoria in the room right now. Jewbil is
in the bathroom and we are waiting for him to
get in right now. Jebil, where are you come on?
(32:37):
Let's go? Um, So, what's going on? What are we
doing right now. Top reasons. Oh yeah, that's right. The
top reasons that you would break up with someone. Look, okay,
I don't know what happened. By keycard stopped working, I
could not get back in the building at all. I
don't know what happened. Technical difficulties. Yeah, I haven't been
(32:59):
able to find my key card all week. And then
I finally find my key card, and then my key
card wouldn't let me back up the elevator into the building.
So maybe being disorganized and not being able to find
your key card to get into your job and do
your job correctly, maybe that's the reason that you would
break up with somebody. But yes, top ten highly specific
turn offs that we dumped someone over. And here are
(33:23):
some of the top ones. Being a loud talker. What
do you guys think about that? A loud talker? Okay,
I mean I've had an X that was a loud
talker and didn't cause me obviously to break up with him.
They ended up breaking my heart anyway. But yeah, Like
we would be in restaurants and like we'd be talking,
and it was like the more we would talk, and
like the more the conversation went on, like the louder
(33:43):
and louder and louder he would get, and I would
be like, And also, he was a physician, so he'd
be talking about like surgeries and stuff, and I'm like,
we're at dinner. The people over there don't want to
hear about the operation you did thirty you know. Yeah,
But in all fairness, he was a physician and doing
surgeries and stuff like that. I would also be talking
a lot about that in a restaurant. Just look at me, everybody.
(34:05):
I'm a surgeon. I'm an drink as you didn't know, Yeah,
call us up right now. Eighty eight three four three
one six one eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one. What is one of the highly specific
turnoffs that you dump somebody over, Victoria? Do you have
a highly specific turnoff that you would dump somebody over?
Highly highly specific? But if they're just like rude, especially
(34:26):
like people like waiters, Danley members, friends like whoever, Like, Oh,
that's not going to last very long because that's gonna
be so rude. People that are rude to wait staff
usually it's a red flag for you. I mean, I
worked in restaurants most of my life until getting into
this kind of stuff, and when people are rude about
the smallest thing. If there's a tiny mistake with your
food one time, give them a break. It's really having patience.
(34:49):
It's like, come on, the job's not easy. You're not
doing the job, you know, give break. Yeah, please call
us up right now. Eighty eight three four three one
six one eight eight eight three four three one oh
six one. What is a highly specific reason that you
would dump somebody over, Bennett? Do you have one? I
would say someone who's carrying way too much baggage, you know,
And you could always tell when someone is still dealing
(35:11):
with stuff from their past because of how they act
in this like new dating or new relationship. Look, I've
definitely dropped a lot of people because they're waving red flags. Yeah,
definitely that they carried from the last relationship and the
one before and a and the one before that. It's
like date me, go to counseling. Yeah, da, Actually, don't
get your counsel that'd probably be worse for your mental health. Yeah,
call us up right now, three one six one text
(35:34):
in four one oh six one. What's a highly specific
turn off that you would dump somebody over? Ashley? Hey,
So this is like one of my biggest putteams. I
met a guy, very attractive guy, great personality and really intelligent,
met him in person and he was a bigger guy
with very tiny hands. Okay, so tiny hands are a
(36:00):
big turn off for you, absolutely, that's that's prick up.
I used to have a boss who had the smallest
hands ever, and he was a normal side. He was
taller than me. I'm a shorter guy. He was taller
than me, but his hands were so small. And I
don't go to lunch off and at work, you know,
because I just I like to work or take lunch
(36:21):
at work and then get back to work. But I
did invite him to go get burgers one time because
I just wanted to see her. Nobody knew. It's just
for myself. I just wanted to see his tiny hands. One.
It would never ask me to go get burgers now,
I'm not going three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one six one. What is a highly
(36:41):
specific reason that you would dump somebody over, Diana, I
want I don't somebody over for smoking cigarette. Oh oh
yeah here for that, ye go. Yeah, that is definitely smart,
because I want I want them to be healthy. I
don't know. That's right, already being compassionate about your future partner. Yeah,
well that's a good attitude, Diana. Keep that calls up
(37:03):
eighty eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. What is
a highly specific reason that you would dump somebody at Crystal?
What's up? I could not date anybody with nasty teeth, oh,
smelly ones, corns. Yeah, like I have to kiss you.
(37:23):
I you have to take care of your teeth. Yeah
that's fair. If you have yuck, no, thank you. Yeah,
I couldn't do it. And I'm not even just talking
about like them being kind of narrowly right, I mean,
if there if you if you don't have good oral hygiene.
Bad breath was the number one on the list, by
(37:45):
the way, so it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, most people
don't want you. Yes, yes, it is calls up right now.
The mood just died talking about the nasty mouth like that.
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