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is You're day gonna be a good one, It's gonna
be a bad one, And then I attempt to be funny,
and sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. I don't know.

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But how' you're day gonna go today? You're gonna find
out in just a second with Alex's Daily Vibration Yesterday
on the show during the I n ND. The Idiot
News Network radios are just in the news. They report
the news. We told you a story about this dude
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And guess what I won the lottery? Are you serious? Yesterday?
So we did it. You guys are looking so like
just like stunned right now, My Jewey's dead. I mean

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it was a lot of three six nine. Yesterday. I
was telling Jubil three six nine, three six nine, I'm
focusing on the powerball, but I kept saying three six
nine a lot. And I've been focusing on the powerball.
But I also did a pick three, so you just
pick three random numbers and if you get it in
the exact order, you win the jackpot, which is five
hundred dollars. So guess what I chose the numbers three
six nine in that order. Yeah, and those were the numbers.

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You're kidding? I hit the jackpot rightly. It was three
six nine in that order. I'm looking at it right
now for anybody doubting, and it's all adding up. Is
it's legit. I'll post on the Jewil Shows Instagram just
so y'all check it out. How many times have you
said if you just believe it, it will happen. Well,
guess what if you've listened to the Day of the
Vibration before and you've thought, nah, I don't know about that. Yeah,

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there's some proof that proves it right there. I literally
go home every day as well and I'm like, Oh,
Alex spitt in hebgb starf Are you serious? That's why
it's not working out. You gotta believe it. I can't believe. Yes,
you keep that negative energy because I'm over in the
lottery and you completely I'm telling you right now, Once
you believe ev in, your world is going to change.
Chicking three six nine Forevan Now, I thought y'all were

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going to tell us that you hit like fifty million
dollars jack pot. This is your last day to work
it up. It's been a gray eight day. I will
about here. Here's your few million dollars. Oh, I believe
you now, and I can't wait for the money. Showed
me the money and I'm posting this on the Jewel
Shows Instagram so everybody can see it. All. Right now,
it's time to raise your vibration by doing your one

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card tarot draw. I'm going to shuffle my cards up
and you're gonna think of a question that's going to
help you gain clarity on a situation going on in
your life. Be open to the messages coming towards you.
And here we go, ooh, okay, Christians, are you okay
for their brow? Whatever? Are you? Actually? I don't think

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it's Christian just fainted over there. I think wow. What
I was about to say was when I say let's get,
you say organized, let's get or yes, okay, because it's
a two of pentacles indicating that you're feeling overwhelmed in general.
So usually like your schedule and family, bill's work, it's
just all overwhelming. But it came up reversed. So reversed

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means that it was facing away from us and suggests
that you need to clean up your schedule, possibly turn
down some events or plans that do not serve you,
may not be in alignment with your needs and your goals.
Turned down some plans or you get so you can
turn down for what turned down for what yourself. So
just say yes to only as much as you can
handle no that you know saying no is okay. And
I used to feel very guilty for saying no to things,

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and now I'm okay to it, like I feel okay
because I know what I need to do for my
self care. It takes a long time to be okay
saying no and okay with it, and I feel guilty
about it. Yes and pinacles represents finances and family and health.
So if you've been neglecting home for work, then maybe
it's time for a switch. So something that I've always
been really good at is a work life balance, like
a good work life balance because I had kids young

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and I just love being a mom, and I worked
full time, but I wanted to be with my kids
a lot, so I was able to check out of
work and that was very helpful for my mental health.
You have to have a good work life balance in
order to be successful and feel accomplished, I believe. So
if you've been struggling with getting on track or staying
on task, make sure to spend some time to just
sit down and actually do it and be thoughtful of it,
and don't let you distractions be around light, a candle, light,

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a solid ponto stick, some instance, anything that needs to
get all the energy away so you can focus on
what you need to get your life back on track
and remember I close out the daily vibration with a
daily affirmation though I am grateful for the abundance I
have and the abundance that is on its way. Have
a great day. That was your daily vibration, all right,

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It's a Jewel Show, the Jewbil Show on demand, It's
another Jewbil phone Frank Day Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

(05:31):
we tell if sure. I got to call him back
because I'm trying to get blippy thing books. So tell
him I'll call him back. I don't even know what
he wants before. Is that I'm word in a while anyway? Yeah, no,
five o'clock to day. Oh hi, yes, I'm so sorry
about that. Was interrupted by another phone call. Hey, this
is Toe for Hanks. No relation for Hanks. Okay, yeah

(05:51):
it sounds like Tom. I know, I know, I know,
I get it all the time. Toe for Hanks. I'm
Blippy's agent. How you doing, I'm very good? Yeah? Is
Brittany right? Um? Yes, this is a bright mean who wait? Who?
Who are you again? I know it's kind of a
shock guy. You don't hear from big Hollywood agents that
off in Doya in your neck of the woods. Uh.

(06:12):
Telfor Hanks with agency, And I'm calling in regards to
your recent booking of Blippy. So just kind of calling
to get that lined up. I look, I've got a
lot of meetings today, so I just want to sew
up some of the details about when, where, yepok with who?
Let me just be more specific with you. Okay, I

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represent Blippy. You can kind of say I'm Blippy's right
hand man, so I handle all of his appearances and
everything else. So, um, Brett, my name is telfor Hanks.
I represent Blippy. He's a YouTube star. He performs videos
for children where they can book him for appearances. He
was booked for a personal appearance at your house three
weeks from now. The four thousand dollars deposit has already

(06:56):
been put down. And wait, wait, wait, wait, that's just
the deposit. How much is the total well, the total
for a Blippy performance is a twenty grand for a
private I mean this is a private mom god, oh
my god. I think it was my son. I think
my son booked that. But I do not book that.
That was my son. Okay, well somebody booked it, and
my job here is yeah, my son's like years old. Yeah, okay, um,

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but Blippy has been booked to make a personal appearance. No,
I will this. This is not legal. I will think
you to court. You're not charging me twenty thousand dollars. Okay, listen,
I've been representing Blippy, like I said, for a long time. Okay,
biggest thing in child entertainment, right, I'm in the Blippy business.
So I've had to deal with this before, and I
think I know what happened. All right, So you're a kid,
You're six year old. He's on YouTube, he sees Blippy.

(07:41):
Blippy says, I'll make an appearance. He says, yeah, I
want one. Blippy says, click this button. Your six year
old clicks the button. Your card is already associated with
the account. All of a sudden, Blippy's booked. You had
no idea and I'm on the phone. That's that's what
I think is going on here. Yeah, that's exactly what's
going on, and that's not legal. Yeah, well it is
the league goal, because that's what happens. Sometimes the card

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was associated with the account. It's not my fault that
you're six year old charge something. Maybe you want to
be a better mom and watch that. I don't know
how it works, right, I'm a good agent. I'm calling
up trying to get the job down. You you tell
me I'm a horrible mom. Look all right, I am
the best mom. Okay, great, you can think you're whatever
kind of mom. Look, all I know is my job,
like I said, is to get the details on when

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Blippy needs to show up and all that kind of stuff.
I want to work with you though. Okay, all right.
So you're telling me you want to cancel the booking
with Blippy showing up at your house because your kid
booked it on accident, is what you're saying? Because my
kid booked it, got it? Okay, I will do that
for you. Wait, why why can't you just set this
earlier about the canceled thing. Why didn't I say, oh, yeah,

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I didn't think you'd want to pay the cancelation fee.
So that's why I didn't bring it up earlier. But
I'll go ahead and mark that down. So, um wait
how much of a cancelation fee? I mean it's more
than the booking So that's why I didn't bring it up.
I was like, hey, what yeah, that's why dollars. Yeah,
that's to book to cancel though last minute, because he's
a busy guy is thirty, So I don't want I
don't want to pay the cancel eas fee. I don't

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want to pay the performance de I having a third
of the computer that my kids kids uses. Well, because
he's never going to do this again, well that's maybe
that's a good idea. Also, this is the time to
let you know it's prank phone call. All right, So
that just happened. Prank phone call, no fee for that?
How about that? And blip, he's not gonna show up.
Wait what Yeah, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

(09:28):
Louise set you up. Yeah, it's a joke. He said
that your kid orders things online sometimes about you guys knowing,
and he's been watching this guy Blippy lately and wanted
me to okay, okay, you got me, you got d
the Jewel Show on demand. It's time Far of the

(09:49):
Roses only on the Jewil Show. Lucas is on the
phone today for a War of the Roses to catch
a cheater, and he thinks that his wife, Amber might
be cheating on him. They've been together for two and
a half years. I can't really judge from his email,
but it looks like she might be cheating with a
piece of furniture. Yeah, that doesn't count as cheating all
the time. Wait, like Cardie beat it on that couch.

(10:11):
Well it is a couch too, so yeah, I guess. So, Hey, Lucas,
sorry not making light of your situation, but you know
how it is a joke around with everything. So you
think your wife is cheating because of a couch? Um?
I mean little sort of. I mean my wife Amber
and I have recently just bought a new couch like
two and a half months ago, and it's already broken.
How's it broken? Where you think that automatically? I just

(10:33):
I just sat on it and then you know there
was a dip or some boards. Worry, you know? Yeah,
but wait, wait, wait, wait, you think your wife is
cheating because your couch broke, Yeah, a thing for all.
Is there any other reason you think that she she
was boning somebody on it? Can I say that? Yeah,
that's kind of what I'm getting at. I mean, it's
not a cheap sofa, like we paid a decent amount
for it, right, But do you think that it could

(10:53):
be like defective or something. It's playing new? I don't
know anything. I don't know what happened, Okay, I mean
it just makes me suspicious. Okay, what does she say
about it? That's kind of what makes you suspicious. It's
like if she's not surprised by it at all, and
you know, I would think it was just like a
factory defect and send it back. But she doesn't want
me to call the company about it, which is really

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really weird. What I mean, if it was broken regardless,
why would she care? Yeah, she doesn't want you to
call a company. No, she just says the hassle to
ship it there and shipped back and not have the
couch for a few days. She doesn't want to do
with it, but it is broken, So it was She
pretty defensive when you asked her. It was really starting
to feel that way, like has she cheated before? Or

(11:36):
have you had problems with her couches before. I don't know,
a very strange reason to us automatically suspect that she's cheating. Yeah.
I mean when when I first got together, she started
talking to the guy and you know, nothing happened, but
you know, there's just been trust issues ever since. Yeah.
And this was when you got together dating or when
you got married. After you got married, it was no,

(11:58):
it was when we were dating. Okay, all right, So
I mean that's early on your relationship. You're married two
and a half years. It could just be a busted couch,
but we will try to find it out for you. Uh,
you know, because a lot of times your gut can
tell you. Um, so you just bought the couch from
like a furniture store. Yeah, yeah, they I mean they
sell like home burnishing, the lands of bases. And you know,

(12:21):
would it be completely out of the blue if I
called her from that furniture store saying thanks for purchasing
a new couch, hope it's working out well for you,
and we would love to also send you a gift
card and do some nice I think I would work.
I mean, they got our information. It was like it
was a process. You don't think that would be too

(12:42):
too obvious at all? No, okay, no, okay, cool? Well,
I you know what I can do. I could give
you guys a gift card. You're not gonna actually get
the gift card, you know that now, but give it
to your wife. I'm only concerned about it something like
did you guys get together? And like did you go there?
Because like a lot of people won't say that if
they know that the person at the company like knows
that you're married. Yeah, I mean she ordered it online.
Oh okay, perfect, all right, that works. Well, yeah, I

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can offer her something nice from the store that one
actually happens, so don't get drobes up. And then also
say we will also send an awesome credenza to somebody.
No no, yeah, but we'll offer to send something to
somebody special to her and see if she give us
your name or someone else. Is okay? Okay, all right, man,

(13:26):
we'll play us. I'll come back and then we'll get
a war of the the roses to catch cheater. Bright after this,
it'sn't you will show right in the middle of War
the Roses to catch a cheater. If you're just joining us,
Lucas is on the phone. You don't know Lucas personally.
You might know him personally. I don't know. Actually, Lucas,
you got a lot of friends. I think, yeah, okay,
so you might know Lucas personally, because Lucas has a
lot of friends. But anyway, he's the guy on the

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phone for the War of the Rose to catch a cheater.
And he thinks that his wife, Amber of two and
a half years might be cheating on him, all because
they bought a couch just a little over two months
ago and the couch is broken. He automatically thinks that
that means that his wife has been doing stuff on
the couch with someone else. A lot of stuff, powerful stuff,
very good couch in two months. And there's there're also

(14:10):
trust issues from when they first started dating. She was
so she did she actually cheat on you? I didn't.
She didn't write, but she was talking to someone else
when you guys first got together. Yeah, I mean she
she talked to some guy. I don't know. There's been
some trust issues. I think that's why I said, um,
but yeah, all right, so you don't. I mean, she
hasn't actually ever cheated on you, that you know, of
but for some reason, the couch thing seems like it

(14:33):
only could have been broken that way first, other because
the couch was broken in Yeah, they said broken. I
was like, yeah, I mean it was a brand new couch.
Is weird that are broken two months? I mean it's
that there's an effective items and stuff like. Yeah. Well, also,
remember Lucas asked Amber about it his wife, and she
was kind of defensive and didn't want to call the

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furniture company. So anyway, we're gonna call her from the
furniture company she ordered online and say thanks for the purchase,
how is it working out? And offered to sent her
something special to someone special to her and see if
she gives us her husband Luca's name or someone else's.
All right, Lucas, you're ready? Yeah, I am all right? Yeah? Hello, Hi,

(15:27):
this is Jorban calling from Is this Amber? Oh? Yeah, Hi, Hi,
I was planning on calling you today, So this is
great actually oh wow, yeah, just really quick. I was
wondering what your warranty is for your couches. Um, well,
I guess it depends on the couch. Um. I'd need

(15:49):
to get a little more information from Normally, we have
a pretty good warranty program and you only bought your
couch just a little while ago, so I would think
it's under warranty. Hopefully it didn't get broken or anything
something wrong with your couch. Yeah, it kind of broke, okay, Um,
is it something that you did to break it, drop
something on it? Um? Or do you think it is

(16:11):
a problem on our end, because I mean, either way,
I'm sure we can get it replaced for you because
we've only had it. I think it's look at the
paperwork about two months or so, right, Yeah, but it's
covered either way, even if it's like our fault. But
I do know that it's probably under warranty. Okay, great, Yeah, no,
it's it's totally broken. So just something about that. Boy,

(16:33):
I was going to call up and say, hey, thanks
for the business. Hopefully couch is working out for you.
Guess not. Now I feel kind of awkward. The good
thing is I'm calling to say thanks for the business.
And we were actually gonna just offer you one hundred
and fifty dollars gift coupon code for the next purchase. Oh,
I would love that. I mean, it was working out.
It was just you know, something went wrong. But yeah, no,
it was. I would love that. That's amazing. Great, Okay,

(16:56):
I'll give you the number four. How to I'll give
you the number four. We get the warranty stuff in
just a second, and on top of the coupon code
which you will see in your email box once we
hang up. We're also doing a thing just to try
to get the word out for our website. A little
bit more in our store, a little bit more where
we'd like to send a knick knack to someone's special
to you. Oh, that's cool. We have we have three

(17:18):
options of knick knacks that you can send to somebody.
We have a vase which is very beautiful. I can
send you pictures of all the stuff we can choose.
We have a really nice lamp and a picture frame,
a beautiful picture frame. No, it's actually perfect. My boyfriend
needs only up first new desk, so a lamp would
be great. I will just have to get some info
from you. Is it going to go to your same address? No?

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Not to differ actress, Why don't you What would you
like to say on the note? Like, I don't know.
I hope you love the new lamp, sending love to you.
Last thing I need is a name, first and last.
Well I have to get that ads from me in
a second, but first name too to put on that. Yeah,

(18:02):
it's um Michael and the last name I guess doesn't matter. Huh,
it doesn't matter. What do you mean? Well, it doesn't
matter because your husband's name is Lucas and he's listening
to this phone call and probably has a lot of
questions about who Michael is? Where are you talking about?

(18:22):
What's going on? Amber? This is actually the Jewel Show.
We do a segment on our show where we catch
people cheating. My name is jewil Ment. Alex minds English Evan,
and your husband, Lucas suspects that you might be cheating
on suspected that you might be cheating on him, so
he had us try to see if we could find out,
and it looks like we did find out. Lucas. Are
you there? Yeah? Amber? What the hell? Yeah? What's going on?

(18:46):
What's happening right now? Ambert? Who is Michael? Oh? My god,
I'm I'm I can't believe it's starting it right now.
I don't I don't know what to say. Um, I'm sorry,
I'm really I am genuinely like, so you're not denying
it like most people do. I don't. I don't. I

(19:10):
don't know what to say right now. Well, you can
start by telling me who Michael is. I just I
think you're already hurt, and I don't want to hurt
you more telling you about I just don't even I
don't want to talk about this. It's just it just sucks.
This really sucks. Yeah, this sucks. I oh my god.

(19:32):
And that's how the couch broke on. I don't think
you want to know about all that. I just don't.
I don't think. And I don't know why we're talking
about this on the radio. I don't know why you
would want that. I just don't want to hurt you
more than you're already hurt right now. Unbelievable. All right, Well,
you you've made your decision. I'm I'm out, all right,
I'm leaving. I'm packing my stuff. I'm gone, and you

(19:54):
and your boyfriend can kind of couch as much do
you want. Oh wow, wow, Lucas, I'm sorry. I I
really am sorry. I oh. I don't even know what
to say right now, and I hate to break the
new sea. But Lucas hung up after he said, keep

(20:14):
the couch. Okay, wow, all right, all right, and she's gone, Wow, man,
what were they doing on that couch? I know that's
the I'm trying to think about what Lucas must be
going through and my heart. I would be heartbroken if
I was being cheated on. But if I had about

(20:35):
a couch two months before and the couch was broken
from being cheated on, that's that. Wow that one like
that even more. You just had to be like, we
never broke a couch together. Yeah, that's ruined forever. Stop
cheating on your spouse, yeah significant other. You guys the
Jewels show on demand, Jebils dirty little Secret sounds for

(21:02):
your dirty little secret text in four one oh six one.
If you have a dirty little secret, whatever it is,
it doesn't matter. You can tell us anything because we
don't even ask what your name is. And on the
phone right now to tell us one no idea what
their name is. Hey, what's up? You have a dirty
little secret? I do, Um, it's it's kind of embarrassing. Um.
I really have this phobia about using public bathrooms. Oh,

(21:24):
I just won't do it. I think you and every
other human being in the world are disgusting. I still
use them, but they're gross? Is that your dirting? I can't.
I can't even do that, not at a restaurant, not
out at the park, I mean, like nowhere, what do
you do? You just don't use about you? I mean,
do you have accents sometimes because I don't know how

(21:44):
you hold it? No? I mean, oh my god. Actually yeah,
it's kind of raaming my life because I have to
drive home or at least drive to a friend's place
and use the bathroom. Wow. Wow, So there's not one
public restaurant that you'll use. No, So what if you're
like not near home or a friend's house. Uh, then

(22:06):
we have an issue that just doesn't happen because I
don't go that far because that's that Oh isn't that
how you get like ut eyes and stuff an infection
or bladder infection by holding it too long? I mean
I suppose, Yeah, yeah, I just don't go that far.
Because here's the thing, you guys. I'm actually going to
a therapist right now to see if I can because

(22:26):
I try to work it out, but honestly, I can't.
I just can't. You Like, can you can you squat
and pee? Is that okay? Like outdoors? Yeah? Public like
more camping, Like if you had to, like if you
needed to and you didn't want to use like a
restroom in public, you could just like hide behind a
tree or something. Yeah, how natured. And I've done that
camping and stuff. Yeah, I can do that, but I

(22:47):
can't go into like a public bathroom and I just can't. Alex,
I can give you really good tips on squatting and
peeing or whatever. She's very good at it. She's she's
very good at peeing outside. Who I am too. I
actually had the opposite of this problem when I was
growing up. I so my back garden had a basketball
like call in it, and I took a dump in
the middle of the court. I also took a poop

(23:09):
on the side of a swimming pool one day. I
was talking about pea. Oh sorry, yeah, wow, quickly, I
think your dirty little secret? Is it just revealed? One
of English evans? He yeah, And I think that was
a line way back there. I wasn't very fun at
parties when I was younger. I guess, yeah, seriously, I

(23:31):
don't even want to invite you over anymore. Now. I
don't know what's going to happen go on my backyard. Well,
how's how's therapy going for it? Do you feel like
you're getting any like better? I mean I just started
the last month, but okay, I think it's going well
and hopefully it'll work it out and I'll be able
to go places. Now it's have you traveled like in

(23:51):
a plane? No, but I did. I bought an RV
so that I could have my own bathroom when traveling
because the bathroom thing. But I did buy an RV
so that I could travel a little. So you've just
driven around the US pretty much. Crazy. It is. It

(24:14):
is because it's in my bathroom. Well, I hope, though,
you know, you can get through this because I really
want you to be able to go places. Yeah. I
hope you can get it figured out of a little bit. Yeah. Yeah,
well at least you're going to get some help for it,
and hopefully, yeah, so you can, you know, baby steps
until you know you can use a public restroom and

(24:35):
be able to go wherever you want. Yeah, I believe.
I have faith in you and I know you'll get there.
Thank you. Thank you for sharing. Also appreciate it. And
I mean I'm probably not the only person out there. Yeah, no,
and we'll get English Evan into some therapy to work
on that pooping and public problem that he's got. Yeah,

(24:57):
all right, thank you for a little secret show on demand.
Welcome to the I n N, The Idiot News Network
where idiots aren't just in the news. For Wednesday, February
twenty twenty two. I'm Jewell Fresh, and be careful what
you eat this weekend. It could cost you thousands, maybe
even hundreds of thousands of dollars. Oh I tell you why.

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I'm just a second, but first let's meet the idiots.
I'm Alex Fresh and looks like Sean Mendez is snorting
a sexy Shaman's what? And I'm English Evan and one
man's birthday gift was so scandalous that it led to
his divorce. All right, more on those stories in justice, sisters,
But for your first story of the day in the INN,
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This weekend is a big weekend for football and for love.
There's a lot of food that's going to be eaten.
But you need to think about this because the whole
hide an engagement ring in your food thing has always
seemed like a great way to chip a tooth. But
if you're planning something like that for Valentine's Day to
hide an engagement ring and some food experts just ask
two thousand Americans to name the best food to hide

(25:59):
a ring in coming in a number five with seafood, four, soup, three,
a burger or a sandwich. Bad idea, somebody's gonna eat that. Yeah,
to a salad. And number one was shocking to me.
The number one thing that people say is the best
food to hide an engagement ring in pizza. Pizza. Yeah,
I like that. Actually, put a ring on a pizza
and ask me to marry you. I can't even hide

(26:19):
a ring in a pizza, right, you can't. That's weird.
Dessa is the most romantic food by far right. Put
in a cupcake. Any sort of cake would work. Pound cake.
That is exactly what you should put it in, because
after she finds that ring, pound cake. This is the
I N and the Adian News Network radios aren't just
the news the news for your next story today, let's

(26:40):
sit it on over to Alex Fresh, who's on location.
I'm sitting in the middle of a desert with a
shaman and a vortex with Shawn Mendes. Okay, it's really weird.
I saw a picture of Shawn Mendes with a sexy shaman.
I don't think she's sexy. That's just with the headlines on. Okay.
And they're doing something together. Yeah, up their nose. Oh,
they're so snorting something. Yeah, they have a shared straw.

(27:01):
She's blowing something through the straw. Up his nose. What
It definitely doesn't look like he's snorting an herb. Okay.
Not something to relax you and get you more connected
to the spirits. I mean, it's a cleansing medicine found
in the Amazon, right. Did you say it's super fast
and with a lot of energy. I'm just out here
with the shaman. It's doing some cleansing out here. It's
gonna be crazy. And what's I cleanse. I'm gonna go
back to La and I'm gonna sing and I'm gonna

(27:21):
be the biggest artist in the world. Trust me, it's
gonna happen. Did they say what it was it all? Yeah,
they said it was a plant medicine, medicine, medicine. That's
way I described it. I you know how many times
in my life I wish I had that excuse. Don't
worry about it. Just plant medicine. This is the idiot
his network. Where idiots aren't just in the news their
extory of the day. Let's send it on over to English. Evan,
who's on location? Where on a with a man on

(27:44):
his birthday? Fun? Yes, the man on his birthday? Something
from twenty twenty on a man with a birthday? On
man Christian digital producer jumping in here. Evan, never say never,
I used to say the same. Not really, I've always known.
Let's make that clear. Okay. So something from twenty twenty, though,
is making headlines right now, and a woman named Teresa

(28:04):
Rose celebrated her husband's birthday by engaging in a menage
ATI catch my drift with another woman. But her husband's
taste for adventure backfired because just a few weeks later,
she left him and filed for divorce. What for the girl?
Oh wow? So the woman was that amazing? That's amazing

(28:24):
that guy was. So he's like, man, look at my life.
I get to do this and she leaves him. He
had to be so sadly turned upside down. Yeah, I
thought the same thing was going to happen to you. Guys. Honestly,
hey worked one flames I could never happen to. My
parents thought that too. Nope, Happy has ever an accepted

(28:46):
applications hit us. That's the sound of a camel who's
interested in something, and that means the i NN has
done for the day. It's the I N and the
Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news
report the news June in tomorrow the same time for
another hard hitting report from the I n N. Remember
you can follow us on social media. At the Jewel Show,
you can follow all of us individually. I'm a Jewel

(29:08):
fresh at that I'm at evidently Radio the Jewbil Show
on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on
the twenties. Hello, Hey, this is Court with compartments and
we had to break the lock. Dude, so sorry about that,

(29:30):
but just know that everything's taken care of and uh
hopefully after the tent comes out this place you can
come back in. I'm sorry, what is this regarding? What
do you mean? I mean? You know the notice? What notice?
I have no idea what you're talking about. Um, Okay,
my name's Court. I don't think we've ever met, but like, yeah,
I'm one of the maintenance guys in your apartment building.

(29:51):
Your addresses four too, Oh yeah, apartment, that's my apartment.
What's going on? Just it's called let you know, it's
a care of it. I had to break the lock though,
because it wasn't open like we asked, and then you
know everything, but hopefully we'll get it all figured out.
So what are you taking care of? And why did

(30:11):
you break my lock? What do you mean it was
all in the notice? Dude? What notice are you talking about.
I don't know about a notice. It was right the notice.
I can't believe you didn't notice the notice. I'm sorry
that just sounds funny to me that I said that.
But hey, you had to have known what was going on.
There's no way. I don't even know how. Everybody I
was told everybody knew. What the fuck are you talking about? Man?

(30:32):
Like I have no idea what's going on? Why would
you break into my apartment because the notice that you
failed to notice. I guess it's said to leave your
doors on lock today and you have to vacate the
premises for at least three weeks while we tent for
the bedbugs. And unfortunately, everybody's mattress has to be thrown out,
so we had to go in and get your mattresses.

(30:54):
It hasn't been tinted yet, but we had to break
the lock, so that's fine. We won't charge you for that.
We'll put a new lock on. And I just had
to let you know, Well, you're you're telling you're telling
me you took my mattress, everybody's mattress. Like, well, that's
the thing with bed bugs. As soon as they're in there,
they're there. Man, Like we had my mattress. Yeah, but
if you read the notes, we're going to reimburse you
for a new mattress. So that's cool. Like it's not

(31:16):
gonna be any fancy thing, though, but mattress had every
I had. I had things in that mattress. You can't
just bed bugs. Is probably because everybody, because it's more
than bed bugs, much more than bed bugs. Dude, I'm
sorry you didn't know. I don't know who to talk
to you about it. Uh, I don't know, but I'm
just sorry. I don't care. If you're sorry, we mean
you're sorry. I have cash in my mattress. I know,

(31:38):
I know, but it's uh, we had what was just
what do you mean you know? I mean what he's
talking about? What you took my cash? No, I didn't
understand what you say. I had cash, cash cash English cash. Yeah.
Oh yeah, I know you took my cash. I took
your mattress. I didn't know what happened. But you said,
you said, you know, you said you know I had
cash in there? So what do you say? Yeah? I

(31:59):
was confused. Yeah, I took the mattress out because yeah,
where's where. I didn't know that your mattress had five
thousand dollars in it. Okay, So I didn't know that. Um,
and I'm sorry about that. Maybe they'll reimburse you. Okay,
how did you know there was five thousand cash in there? Well,
you told me there was cash in there, and so
I said, I know, right, Yeah, Well I meant I
know about the mattress. I didn't mean that, you know,

(32:22):
I said, I said there was cash, You said five
thousand cash. How would you know unless unless you took
my money? Oh? I mean, hey, I lucky, guess I guess. Um. Hey,
I gotta run though, because um, there's a few more
mattresses that I gotta get. So I'm gonna go, and
then I said, what's your name? What's your what's your name? Uh? Court? Court?
What a weird name? Who's who named Court? I don't

(32:44):
even know. Yeah, it's made up name. Uh. And I
sounded really confusing, And I said that and I should
probably not do that next time because it sounded like
I was making up that name Court, which I did,
because this isn't Court, this is actually Jewel from Jewel
Shore doing a phone brank on you. What are you serious? Yes,
your roommate Jared said up. He said that you keep
cashing your mattress. It's like in case you need it,

(33:04):
and so your mattress has not gone. I did not
take your five thousand dollars. And have you ever heard
of a bank? I don't trust the Jibil show on demand.
First up, you see those names sometimes where you're not
sure how to pronounce it right because the spelling is confusing.

(33:24):
And then there's those other names where you're not sure
how to pronounce it because it just sounds it just
looks like it has to be pronounced a certain way right.
And there's a dude on the phone's not getting a
call back from a woman that he went on a
date with her name is Rhese, and he wants another
date with her. This is the first date follow up,
that's what we do. Right, But his name, I'm not
sure how to say it, okay, because it's it's spelled

(33:46):
at a sh right so as right, Yeah, yeah, I
would think. But I feel like if you have a name,
Ash's gonna be like Ash, my name is dude kind
of yeah. I feel like only those types of dudes
will be named Ash, so Ash will sub dude. How
are you? Yeah, I'm good. How are you guys? Good?
Pretty close honestly anyway, man, how long has it been

(34:07):
since your date? It's been like a week and a
half now a week and a half, okay, And how
many times have you reached out to Reese? Right? That's
her name, Reese, Yeah, Reese? No, No, I only uh
I actually reached out like once. She has her reads on,
so I know she saw the text. Oh that's hot
breaking all right, So you've been left on red hot.

(34:28):
When did you text her? How Like it's been a
week and a half. What did you text her the
next day? No? I gave her like a couple of
days because that was also in like the phase of like,
is she gonna text me first? You know? So then
one was a couple of days. I just I just
reached out to her. And you're probably a pretty chill dude.
Your name is Ash. There's no way you cannot be
a chill dude and be like I'll just wait and
see how it goes with the name like Ash. My

(34:49):
personality was kind of given to me at birth. Yeah,
all right, we'll tell us about your date, would you
guys do? All right? Well, I told her that I
would like surprise her with a date idea, and then
I took her to this animal alter that I work at. Oh,
you're trying to do the whole Like, look at me.
I work at an animals shelter and I take care
of sick animals. Oh yeah, I mean I love animals,

(35:10):
and I thought, you know, that's always a nice way
to show that you're caring. So it'd be a good idea.
You sund like the kind of guy who later on
volunteers at the old people's home. Um, well, I mean, yeah,
I have done that before. Actually, yeah, are you gonna
tell us next that you're a firefighter too? This is
and you play guitar around campfires? Like all the things
I do play guitar, but I'm not okay, it's better

(35:32):
than involuntarily picking up trash la side everything. That's true. Yeah,
who a lot of people. We've had a lot of
firste fall ups with someone like that and not someone
who just doesn't out of the kindess of their heart. Anyway,
That's not an average date though, to take someone on you.
But she seemed to like it. I don't know, I'm
not really sure. I mean, I thought it'd be a
cooy to connect with her and like break the ice,
but I don't know. I feel could have been worse dates, right, Like,

(35:54):
I mean, it could have gone better, but I thought
it was okay, honestly, Okay, so she's not calling you back,
it's been a week and a half. Why do you
think she's blowing you off? Well, I mean, I've been
thinking about it, and I think the only thing could
be like one of the dogs did, like pee on
her shoe and it wasn't It wasn't a lot, but
I think it might have like ruined her overall experience.

(36:14):
Do you know she is an animal person? I mean
I thought because she's a girl that she might be,
but assumed Yeah, yeah, I assumed that was stupid. Yeah,
so do you just want to find out what happened
and why she's not calling you back, or you do
want a second date with her? No, I'll be honest,
like we I thought we had a really good time
that she was like, I mean, she was really cool,

(36:35):
she was very easy to talk to, and I told
her a lot about myself, So I thought we were
kind of hitting it off, and I really just I'd
like to know what happened and if I can get
out of date. Okay, question for you, did she also
tell you a lot about her? I like a little bit.
I think it was mostly. I think it was mostly
they doing the talking, honestly, And that could be a

(36:56):
reason too. You think maybe because the dog beat on
the shoe. And then I'll so maybe you were talking
a bunch. Yeah, no, you put it that way. We'll see.
We're try to figure it out for you. Okay, we'll
play a song, come back and then call her and
see if the dog being on her shoe ruined your
chances or you ruined your chances, but either way we
can get another date. Okay, we'll do right for this.

(37:18):
It's the Jewel Show. Randomilli, your first date follow up
and if we got Ash on the phone and the
Ash wants us to call a woman named Reese that
he went on a date with and she's ghosted him
and we just talked to Ash about the date. Ash
took Reese to the animal shelter that he works at.
He also volunteers at an old folks home from time
to time. He plays guitar. Anything else we should know

(37:41):
about you and your charitable efforts, No, I think you
hit the nail on the head. Okay, And like I'm thinking,
I can't think of the guy's name, but he's a singer.
He's like a lives on the beach. Uh plays guitar.
He's literally the guy that sits around the campfire and
plays a guitar and all the women love that dude.
And he lives an why he basically just hands all day.

(38:02):
And it's like, I don't know something. Bob Marley doesn't.
Bob Marley's not with us anymore. Jack Johnson, Yes, Christian
or digital director Jack Johnson. That's what I'm trying to
think of. You're well, miss, You don't know. I'll find
a song of his, I'll play a clip you'll know
exactly what I'm talking about, mister Krefreed. I like, trust me,
if I play it, you probably know. Anyway. Do you
know who Jack Johnson is? Do? Yes? I do. That's

(38:22):
who I picture when I think of you. Nobody really
got that except for Christian who kind of got it.
And I'm dying inside though I thought that was hilarious.
Either way. Let's get to the date. Ashe went out
with a woman named Reese. She's not calling him back.
They went to the dog shelter where he works at.
He thinks that he's not gonna called back because a
dog accidentally pete on her shoe while she was there,

(38:44):
and also he might not have he might have talked
about himself too much and not enough about her. So
we're gonna get her on the phone right now and
find out what one of those is the thing, and
if it isn't, we'll find out what it is and
try to get him another date. You're ready to go,
I'm cared to go. All right, here we go. Hello him,

(39:10):
I speak de Reese. Please, Yeah, this is her, Hey Reese?
How are you? Yeah? I'm good? Who is it? This
is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My
name is Jewel, my name is Alex, my name is
English Evan, And we do a second honor show where
if you go out on a date with someone and
then end up ghosting them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask what happened?
And we got an email about you from someone who

(39:32):
listens to our show. Okay, do you want to know
who it is? Yeah? Please? Yeah? His name is Ash.
Oh my god, that did you say Ash? Or another word? Oh?
The other word? Sorry? Kay? What happened? Oh my god?

(39:56):
I just feel like I am, first of all, way
better an ass and he needs to well a long
story short. I don't know what you guys know, but
he needs to rethink the idea of what a date is.
Why he I mean, he told us that he took
you to where he works, which was the Animal Shelter Um.
But you know, he said that he wasn't really sure
how you thought the date went, but he really liked you.

(40:17):
So what is your take on it? Yeah? What did
he tell you about the animal shelter date? Um? Well,
he said he thought you guys had fun. He thought
it would be a cool thing to do, kind of
different than your normal date. He thinks that the reason
that you've ghosted him is because while you were there,
a dog tinkled on your toes at your feet, on
your shoe. Howry about that tinkle toes wasn't on your

(40:40):
shoe though? Is that why? Yeah? It was not a
cool thing to do. It was like an animal. It
was a good grimy animal shelter and a dog eat
all over me? Are you kidding me? What kind of date? Well?
What you don't like the idea for a day? How
was that a date? Because he's trying to be too
an animal to like live together now? Or what? I
didn't they gonna bumd to propose? Okay, so you didn't

(41:01):
like the date? Is that why you're not calling them back? No,
I'm not a dog, like I'm a bad I want to,
you know, like a nice date, not to some shelter.
Are you kidding me? Like? Okay, so that's it. Then
you just thought that you just thought the date was bad. Yeah,
I thought the date was horror Okay, okay, if you
if you didn't go on a date that went to

(41:22):
an animal shelter, if you guys want somewhere else, do
you think it could have been better. Of course, Like
if I mean, if someone treats me like the way
I'm supposed to be treated and it's like a nice date,
of course I'm gonna be nice. But though, yeah, it's
like a first date. Right. Well, just take a guess.
Would you want? I mean, who wants to go to
an animal shelter like a dog and be pet on?

(41:43):
I bet ye. There's a lot of people that would
like to do that, and then there's also people that wouldn't.
There's people like Kingshevan who would love to go to
an animal shelter, and then there's people like Alex who
are like hell no, just like you're like hell no.
So I mean but you Okay, So if you didn't
go to the animal shelter and you went with this
dude to um some crazy like dinner in a movie,

(42:04):
would you like that? Did you like him? Yeah? I
guess is what I'm asking. Um, I mean it was fine.
I was just kind of distracted by the whole bad date. Yeah,
she's the way fine, He's fine. Well, I don't know
what else to ask you, So I'm just gonna go
ahead and tell you that Ash is actually on the
phone listening and would love to talk to you. Hi

(42:28):
es Oh my god, Oh my god. Yeah you so
you you didn't like the shelter huh Hi, No, I
did not, like I mean, come on, like ash of
course he didn't like to get like keed up some
like you know, mongo who lives in a cave. What

(42:49):
I mean, wait, you didn't. It didn't seem like that
big of a dudo on the date. And I genuinely
saw you enjoyed your time at the shelter. Well, I
mean I did not enjoy it. And you know, maybe
next time, I don't act all surprise, Like, don't surprise
someone first of all with this like date and then
like think that you're doing them some big scape like
horrible thing, like no one's have you tried this before?

(43:10):
Like no one's gonna like it, no one will ever
like it, no one's probably ever had Oh my god.
All right, you were just like a completely different person
right now as opposed to the girl I met. I'm
kind of shocked there. And for the record, that's one
of my go to first date spots, and all the
other women who went there had a great time. Yeah, well,
I mean guess what, I'm not them I'm a bad
bitch to deal with it. Wow. Great, Well I have

(43:35):
no desire for another date now? Well no, hey, I
you don't know that yet. She hasn't said yes or no.
Let's find out. Um, Hey, Reese, would you like to
go on another date with Ash? Will pay for it? No?
Not on him? I'm also on another date? All right?
Well great, because I have no desire either, So good
to go. Then, thank you so much. I think you
know what, a lot of times if people don't go

(43:56):
out on another date, we're like, hey, that wasn't a
successful one. They didn't go out again. But it sounds
like you guys are in such agreement that you don't
want to ever see each other again. I consider this
a successful, happy ending round job. Yeah, I'm super pumped
and never have to see you again. Amazing. I would
love to never see you again either. Perfect. I think

(44:18):
that actually that actually worked out. It's nice, kind of nice. Okay,
here I found a Jack Johnson's song. Oh I think
you would this dude? Like it plays in like every
grocery store oh in the world when you're walking through there.
Pretty much. Yeah, you go to an office building that
Jack Johnson is definitely on. Ok So he's been on

(44:40):
somewhere where you've been at. Okay, I don't even know
what this song is because I don't know his music
very well. I just know that he's handsome, and he's
tan and lives in Hawaii and he lives a sweet life. Okay,
here this song right here, it's called upside Down. Yes,
this is the guy I was talking about. This is
Jack Johnson. This is actually a bang up. Yeah. I know.

(45:01):
He Actually every single time I hear one of the songs,
I'm like sad that guy shows like I want to
go to Hawaii, me too. That's what I mean. That
dude just exudes hanging out on the beach in Hawaii
and having a velvety voice. If you told me this
was that, I'd be like, yep, yeah, me too. All Right,
there you go. Successful. First, they follow up a hand
a little bit of Jack Johnson The Jubils Show on

(45:24):
demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty little
Secret text in four one oh six one. If you
have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything, literally,
whatever you want, because nobody even knows who you are.
We don't even ask what your name is. So on
the phone right now, one of our anonymous listeners to
tell us a dirty little secret that they have. What's
your dirty little secret? I'm a little bit nervous. Um. Well, uh, okay,

(45:50):
my dirty little secret is I I've never liked my
mother in law. Okay, that's I think a lot of
people of that secret. She she but she was an awful, awful,
terrible person. Yeah. Well, um, and I think my husband

(46:10):
even feels the same way. But but we we have
her ashes on the mantel oh our house, and I
don't know, I just haven't been able to forgive her
for a lot of stuff. So I took I mean
not all of them, but I took a little bit
of her ashes and you know, angrily flushed them down

(46:34):
the toilet. Oh wow? What so many questions? Yeah, a
lot of questions. Does you know that you did that? No,
don't know. Are you not like do you not believe
in karma? Like? How did you even take him out
of the Okay, I have just a pinch, Like are
you grabbing salt? I mean did you use did you

(46:55):
have gloves or like did you you know, like a yeah,
like a spoon. I don't know a little bit. I
was I was feeling really angry at the time. I
just grabbed a little bit and I was kind of like,
ask you, and then I just flust in the toilet
and I felt amazing after who I think it's okay?
Especially you know, it's just because she passed away, doesn't

(47:16):
mean she, you know, was a great person, right, I mean, yeah,
I'll never open that thing up. No, I mean, you
know if she was a terrible person, Okay, Well, you
were thinking about it so much where you looked at
her ashes and you're like, you know what, No, I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta have the last word here or whatever,
some of her ashes down the toilet. I mean it

(47:38):
was just a little bit. But yeah, are you going
to take that one to the grave? Yes? Yeah, a
rim shot for that. You should take that secret to
the grave or to the toilet. Oh my god, Now
you have to have a joke crematory. Oh wait, it
m cremated. Don't worry the joke for yeah. Right, by

(48:01):
the way, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
No problem. Honestly, I don't know if i'd care if
whatever anybody did with my ashes or my body if
I was buried. You wouldn't. I would think. I think
it would be funny if somebody flushed me down the toilet.
I do. I think I would, Yeah, but I mean
I wouldn't be alive. I want your ashes to be

(48:21):
not really where I want them, but I'd be like, Wow,
they hated me. That's hilarious that they hated me that much.
It would you guys care if somebody flushed your ashes
down the toilet? I mean the ultimate? No, because I'm dead. Yeah,
I wouldn't care. Yeah, nob or did you like? There
was somebody was a snoop dog that smoked somebody's ashes. Oh,
that would be done. Yeah, that would be awesome smoking

(48:44):
somebody's ashes. You tell me how that tastes. It might
not have been him, but let me check. Okay, so
I guess it wasn't snoop dog. Oh but news Okay,
tubox homies, the outlaws. I don't know if you know
who they are anyway, wrap, but anyway, I guess they
smoked his ashes after he passed. Oh that's like a
nice group of friends. That is bizarre. You guys would

(49:07):
would you? You wouldn't smoke my ashes if I passed? No,
I'd smoke your ashes. That's a nice thing to say.
Text in four one to six one. Would you smoke
someone's ashes after they passed? Or would you be offended
if somebody smoked on demand? You know, you read stories
about unruly passengers getting escorted off the airlines all the time,

(49:29):
and a lot of time you're like, why am I
never on those flights? That would be fun and interesting
to see. Well, we actually have a story about somebody
being escorted off of a plane this weekend, and we're
going to talk to that person. Why is that? It's
actually Christian, our new digital producer. He apparently I saw
your story on Instagram. You got escorted off of a
plane by security. There's a first time for everything. Yes,

(49:52):
that's exactly what happened. I don't know. So Christian went
down to Vegas this weekend to party. Yeah, so, um,
I went to Vegas this weekend basically to whoop it
up with a Real Housewife. If you watch Real Housewife,
you know Vicky Gumbilson. She's along. She was one of
the longest running cast members of those. She had a
breakup party in Las Vegas this weekend. I went down
there to celebrate with her, and it's not like this

(50:13):
isn't like Christian had tickets to her breakup party. You
were actually your party, you your homies with you. She
invited me and all my friends to dinner. When I
got in a limo with her and wrote around, I
mean it was actually it was actually like a dream
come true. That's why Christian sound was a nightmare before
the dream. Let me tell you, because if you're just
meeting Christian for the first time, this is not the
way he normally sounds. His voice is wrecked from Vegas. Yeah,

(50:34):
it's like beyond. I don't even know what else I
needed to know what you were like hollering so much
about where he last your voice I wish I could remember.
But so on the fly down, everything was going good.
I'd upgraded my seat so I could have complimentary alcoholic
bet which fly down. It's Vegas, let's plant appropriate, right, Okay,
So I'd upgraded my seat. We take off, they come

(50:55):
around and give us drinks, and I noticed that there
were people around me that were asking for like doubles,
like a double Vaca soda the same yeah, right, they
gave it to me. So fast forward to the end
of the flight. There's only about twenty minutes left. I'd
only had one cocktail and all my eyes had melted,
and I still have a whole like an airplane bottle
of Tito's. And so I finally decide to ring the button.

(51:16):
I was like, let me do it. I don't want to,
so I ring it. She comes up and I'm like,
is there any way I could just get a quick
cup of ice, please, And she just goes let me check. Oh,
And I was like okay. So she goes to check.
She comes back and she's like, um, we're out. We're
out of ice, and I said okay, And I guess
she saw the frustration I was. I said okay. I

(51:37):
was like, I'm a little upset. I said, because you know,
I said, I've been waiting like forty five minutes for
you guys. I didn't see anyone. And she was like, well,
you do know we only come by once. And I
looked at her. I was like, never heard that rule
in my life, like flight attendant one on one. And
she goes, so, well, we made it in the announcement
at the beginning, and I said, oh, I'm sorry. I said,
I must have had my headphones in. Maybe I didn't

(51:59):
hear you. I'm sorry. So that's when the tone really shifted, right,
and I was like, okay, I wanted was some ice cubes? Right?
And so then I said to her, I was like, look,
I don't know what your deal is. When I was like,
I cann't hear you. And when I said I couldn't
hear you, I think she misunderstood this. Says like I'm
not listening to you, like I can you, and she goes,
I would hate tax that way, and I said I

(52:23):
all I asked was for a cup of ice, maam.
I was like, I'm not doing this with you, and
so then I put my headphones back in. So then
we land and we're taxing to the gate and they
say before everyone gets up and we do have security
coming on board, so everyone just stay tight, right, So
they the guy comes on and he comes He's like,
see to seven F and looks right at me and
I said yes, and he's like, you need to come

(52:44):
with me or the guy walks me out. I'm literally trembling.
I was getting in for the first time in my life,
be like I want an attorney right now. He pulls
me out and he's like, look, we got a call
from the airline crew before you got here, would all saying,
he gave me the whole loadown, and he was like,
apparently you were being very you know, unruly, being rude,

(53:05):
and I was like, sir, I have a photo of
the alcoholic beverages that I consumed. It was one airplane bottle,
which is not hello, obviously not intoxicated. Later I told
him the story. I said, I felt like there was
a misunderstanding on her part. I don't know if some
other passengers were getting to her or what, but I
was like, this is absolutely a misunderstanding. And he based

(53:25):
off I think just my story alone. He was like,
I got you. I totally think this is fine. And
then as I'm finishing, passengers were walking out behind me
finally and they're yelling. He did nothing. He did nothing.
The thing is like, again, this was the last twenty
minutes of the flight, so the whole other two hours
I was just sitting there at no issues with her,
And it's like, so what happened, and those that thirty
second conversation deemed a security Yeah, if you're in a

(53:47):
customer facing position, then you should be hundred percent professional
the entire time you shouldn't be in the position. And
again I get it. I know that probably being flighted
in in the days of code especially, it is probably
one of the hardest job. But I just I felt
like it was a misunderstand It didn't need to go.
Were you like dealing with it after you got off
the plane? Probably fifteen tuts. It wasn't too bad because
I think the guy knew. I was very I was

(54:08):
very quick. I was like, this is exactly what happened,
you know, yeah, And I was saying, if you want
to get her out here and get her out of
the story with her next to me, I would love
to hear it. Yeah, well that explains why your voice
is like this, because you're going to Vegas already, and
then you have that happen guarantee that you wanted to
blow off some steam. I needed to blows him. I
literally had to go like hang out with some strippers
just to make myself feel better. I was like when

(54:29):
I was there, I was like, you know what if
one if you have a TSA uniform and could come
back to the airport eving for some quick little revenge
role play, that would be great. All right, you can
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