January 24, 2023 • 36 mins
Who is suing Fireball? And what for? Here more on that story and others like that in this episode of The Jubal Show!
To kick start the show, we find out the answer to this Ridiculous Internet Question, WHat is considered walking distance to you? A woman set her sister up because she has a horse named Lester who Jubal Fresh just sold to Kendall Jenner, Victoria reports on what new Guniess World Record was just set in this Jubal News Network, one of our listeners is on the phone and thinks her boyfrined is cheating on him all because something in their house is starting to run low, there is a woman on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret only hot people will know, and a new list of the top Driving Pet Peeves just came out!
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To kick start the show, we find out the answer to this Ridiculous Internet Question, WHat is considered walking distance to you? A woman set her sister up because she has a horse named Lester who Jubal Fresh just sold to Kendall Jenner, Victoria reports on what new Guniess World Record was just set in this Jubal News Network, one of our listeners is on the phone and thinks her boyfrined is cheating on him all because something in their house is starting to run low, there is a woman on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret only hot people will know, and a new list of the top Driving Pet Peeves just came out!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then jubil show on demand. One mile is what somebody
just texted in for today's Ridiculous Internet question to them,
that is walking distance one mile depends on where the
mile is. Yeah, you don't know. Call us eight at
eight three four three one to six one text in
four one oh six one in is time for ridiculous
Internet questions. It's the most exciting radio segment the world
(00:21):
has ever seen, where we ask you the question that
people are talking about on the dot com today, and
that's today's ridiculous Internet question. How far is walking distance?
Because it does happen a lot. People will tell you
something's walking distance. Then you start walking and you're like,
this is not walking distance at all, And there's no
better way to put me in a horrible mood than
(00:42):
to do that. Yeah, oh you can just keep it
one hundred, keep it one hundred. Just let me know.
You know, you ain't got to ride with me. I'll
meet you there. People don't like to walk. I have
started to like walking places more, but I'm one of
those people that will drive half a block. I used
to literally live down the street from A seven to
eleven and I would go to seven to eleven A lot,
and I would drive. I would always drive half a
(01:05):
block to the seven to eleven. And yes, I thought
it was ridiculous, but also that wasn't walking distance to
me at the time. Call us up eighty eight three
four three one six one. Text in four one oh
six one. What is walking distance? Victoria? I feel like
if it's under twenty minutes to me, that's walking distance
under twenty minutes. Yeah, because I feel like, I mean,
you can definitely get a mile on under twenty minutes. Also,
(01:28):
I walked slower than everybody else said I walk with.
When I walk with people, I'm just slow. In general,
I'm a slow person. So a mile takes me probably
about an hour to okay, because I stroll everywhere. Even
when I'm running, I'm strolling, and God forbid you get distracted.
Eighty d I might look at a tree for forty
five minutes and go walk. Call us eighty eight three
(01:50):
four three one six one. Text in four one oh
six one. What is walking distance? Somebody said five miles
max is walking distance to them? Somebody texted that into
four one oh six one. On my lore, the max
is there? Somebody else texted in a four one to
six one said, how far is walking distance? Too far? Yeah,
a lot of way. Christian's walking distance for you. I
can maybe get to the twenty minute mark. I would
(02:11):
prefer nothing more than fifteen. If there are heels involved,
we're going ten. That's how I feel, you know, like,
ain't nobody trying to arrive somewhere like lady, It's like,
what's the point of me even getting slightly remotely cute?
If I look like I just ran a marathon on
the way here. You know your face is all ready
so you just worked out. So I'm going to spend
(02:32):
eight dollars and forty three cents on an Uber and
I'm going to enjoy my two minute car ride absolutely.
Call us eighty eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one oh six one. How far is
walking distance? That's today's ridiculous Internet question. Somebody texted in said,
I used to drive to school after I got my
license and lived right across the street from school, exactly
as you should. But I feel like that's more of
(02:54):
a cloud thing. Right. If you just got your license,
you're probably in high school, and of course you're gonna
drive across the street. You drive to the end of
the driveway if you could call us up eight to
eight three four three On a sixth one, somebody texted
it in four one of six one and says, if
I can't see it, it's not walking to say I
love that. When's the last time you actually went for
a walk. Yesterday? What well, we were walking to walk
(03:18):
to looks Charge with then I walked Treer Joe's and
then I walked back. It was like thirty minutes there
and then thirty minutes back. Well. I also did a
little walk yesterday. I was doing brunch with friends and
about thirty minutes into the brunch, my hangover from the
night before did a surprise appearance on me, and I
was like, you know what, I cannot close my check
and get out if you're fast enough. So I did it,
darted walking home. Halfway through the walk, I realized I
(03:40):
wasn't gonna make it in time. Down to Lime scooter
and then Lime the other half the way uphill. This
is why I don't go for walks, because it was
not pleasant whatsoever. I got home not feeling good. What's
one of the worst walks you've ever had to take?
Was that? One of the worst walks you've ever had
to time. Yeah, because I thought everybody was going to
see me loose control of limescooter. I'm like, oh my god,
(04:01):
all these people out enjoying this nice sunday all over
the sidewalk. But you know, hung over walks are some
of the worst walks. Well, I would have Uber, but
I couldn't wait for the guy to get there. Also,
if you puking uber, it's gonna cost you a wound
of bucks. Yeah, they charge you like two or three
hundred bucks. One of the worst walks that I had,
I was drinking a bunch. This is the time I
told you guys about. But I woke up on a porch,
(04:23):
on somebody's porch, yes right, and I was like shots
on one fifty one with friends. The last thing I
remember is leaving the bar. I woke up on somebody's
porch with them opening the door and it was hitting
my head and they were like, you can't sleep here,
this is a house and I was like, I'm sorry
about that, my bad. And they were trying to go
to work, and then I realized, oh wait, I have
(04:43):
to go to work. I was already late for work.
I couldn't get ahold of anybody. My phone was dead
because there's no chargers on people's porches. They should put
charge charger. They consider it drunk. It's gonna pass out
on your porch. And so my phone was dead. And
it was about three or four miles to my house
uphill and you walk house away. Yeah. I had to
walk home and it took a long time to walk
(05:04):
because I kept having to stop to do what hunge?
Were people here exactly? Yeah? And then also get distracted
by trees and things like that. The Jewil Show on demand,
it's another Jebil phone frame mornings. Hello, Hi, Kim, this
(05:27):
is Pete Eagan's calling from stables. How are you? I'm fine?
How are you not too bad? Um? Hey, you got
a moment when I need to talk to you about something? Um? Yeah,
is everything okay with Lester, your horse Leicster? Yeah, everything
is really good with him actually, And I am calling
though because I do need to tell you something that
(05:49):
happened today that is quite exciting here over at the stable. Okay,
what happened? Well, I mean this doesn't happen every day,
so you know, sometimes people drop the stables to look
at the horses, and we actually had a celebrity drop
by out of the blue. So cool. Oh yeah, yeah,
one of the Kardashians. Oh okay, yeah, Kendall Jenner. Actually,
(06:13):
she's I would Jenner Kardashians still and her sister Courtney
Kardashian was with her too, So they dropped by the
stable and announced to check it out and ride some horses.
I guess they're really into horses. Who knew? Isn't that exciting?
We were all freaking out over here. I mean, I guess, yeah,
you know, who doesn't love horse? Right? And I had
no idea. I was like, whoa, wait a second, what's
(06:33):
that limousine doing here? And then I talked to Jill.
I don't know if you know her or not, but
she wears the stable and she was like, that's Kendall
Jenner and Courtney Kardashian and I was like I almost
went the bathroom of my pants. I was so excited.
So anyway, I was like, whoa, that's crazy. We don't
get that kind of we don't get those kind of
people around here. And they just were, you know, hanging out,
riding some horses and talking to us and taking pictures.
It was great. So did you call me just to
(06:54):
tell me that the Kardashians stopped by the stable, or
is there something that you need to tell me about less? Sure, yeah,
your horse. Yeah, I'll get to the point. Yes, I'm
so sorry about that. So, Kendall Jenner, you know who
she is, right, Yeah? I know who she is. I
mean everyone does. Well, you know, she asked if she
could ride a few horses, so of course we let her.
It's Kendall Jenner. And she loved your horse lesters like
(07:17):
she loved him. Wait, you let her ride my horse.
I didn't approve that. Okay, well, yeah, I understand that,
but it was I mean, we figured it's a Kardashian,
it's a celebrity. We don't get that all the time.
I figured you wouldn't mind. And also the fact that
she loved your horse is really really that's I mean,
you got some bragging rights now around the horse world.
(07:38):
So was that it? Then? You were just calling to
tell me that the Kardashians went by and Kendall Jenner
rode my horse. That's well, that's part of it. There
is more to the story, and this part I'm just
gonna have to ask you to be patient and hear
me out. Okay, so that sounds like something I should
(08:00):
be worried about. Oh yeah, no, not at all. I
actually think it's really great news and I think you're
gonna love it. So anyway, Kendall Jenner bought Blester. We
sold what what do you mean? He wasn't for sale.
That's my horse, That's what we said. And then she
made an offer we couldn't refuse, and we were like, hello,
major celebrity offering a ton of money. Will yeah, I mean,
(08:21):
of course Kim's going to be into that because you
do get money. I'm sorry, what this is not? Okay,
it's not all right. He was not for sale. You
just sold him without even asking me. I mean, who
does that? You sold my horse? Right? Yes, but we
sold it to a celebrity, and she gave us. I
(08:43):
don't care who she is, it's mine. Get him back. Well,
you haven't heard everything yet. That's why I actually be patient. Um.
We realized that maybe there could be potentially would that
you might not be as excited as we were to
sell your horse to the Kardashians. But I wanted to
say that we are going to make it better for you,
and are you going to do that. Well, we are
(09:07):
obviously going to get you a new animal. I don't
want another animal. I want my horse Leicester back. What
could possibly replace him? I love him? Yes, but Lester's
a Kardashian. Now I'm sorry. Lester is my horse. He's
not a Kardashian. Okay, if you don't get him back,
I'll call the cop. Okay, well, don't do that. Then
(09:29):
I'll just let you know it's a brank phone call.
What Yeah, your horse is fine, chilling in the stable.
He's not a Kardashian right now. Unfortunate. This is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on
you and your sister Jenny set you up. Oh my god,
no way, I'm gonna kill her. Thank god. My horse
is not a Cardassian. The Jewel Show on demand, Christian,
(09:54):
would you kind us down please? I will in the
style of your choosing. All right, A three two. You
have such a beautiful voice, Brockary wishes. This is the
j and N the Jewel News Network for Tuesday, January
twenty fourth, twenty twenty three. This is JNN. You give
good news and we news until it hurts. Oh yeah,
(10:16):
I'm Jewel Fresh and for your first story in the
JA and N. Today, the makers of Fireball whiskey are
being sued. Oh gosh, why And not for what you think,
Not because that pit Bull song gets stuck in your
head every single time you hear it, and then you're
walking around the rest of the day, no matter what
you're doing, going Fireball Ball. You have to go to
funeral that day, and you heard this on accident. Now
you feel disrespectful because you're there and you're like Fireball
(10:37):
because stuck in your head. That's not why they're getting sued.
They're getting sued because some of their mini bottles don't
actually contain whiskey what advertise. So if you've been slamming
little bottles of Fireball hoping to get drunk, you probably
aren't in states where gas stations can't sell liquor, because
I've wondered that. I've been in states where they don't
sell liquor in the gas station before, and I've seen
Fireball there and I'm like, wait, wait, I thought they
(10:58):
didn't sell I've seen that too, back in North Carolina,
where you can only buy you know, liquor, like in
ABC stores. And I went to a gas station when
I was home for the holidays and they had like
the little bucket of fireball, and I was like, I'm
y'all are gonna get in trouble. It's not the same thing.
I'm like, how do they have fireball? You go to
a candy store, they have fireball? The fiake one thought
(11:18):
still drink it? But why is fireball places where they
don't sell liquor. Yes, I guess it's because they've been
selling a malt version that is only sixteen point five
percent alcohol instead of thirty three percent alcohol. They'll probably
win their case, but they should lose because they're that
concerned over how much alcohol they're getting in their fireball. Yeah,
that they're buying an AGAs exactly. This is the JNN,
(11:42):
the Jewel News Network, this edition of Jane and it
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(12:02):
name so much? She sponsored, Well, Hi, I'm Victoria, and
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who lives in Gotolina, Spain, is said to be the
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(12:25):
the Sword Block card a hundred and fifteen years and
three hundred and twenty one days old. Oh my gosh,
she became the oldest person living and the oldest woman
living on record. Then she has a Twitter account where
her bio reads old, very old, but not an idiot.
Oh my god. She's sexy too. She's from Spain, which
is probably why she lived a long time too. Like
(12:46):
I think Spain, man, they've got to figure it out.
I've been there. I want to get to have a
nap there every day. Yeah, the rest of my life
happily too. They go to dinner at like eleven o'clock
at night. Whatever, We're gonna go to dinner right now,
and then they live until one hundred and fifteen years old.
Bring it off, because if you live in America, we
don't do that where we're stressed out. No one in
America wants to live to be That's why we don't exactly.
(13:08):
There is somebody who got to one hundred and fourteen
and they were like, I'm not making it to no,
I don't want to be here another seventy five. We're like, God,
please take me out. This is the JNN, the Jewel
News Network, It's the Tara read of news networks. Her
next story, let's send it on over to Christian Gray Snow.
Tara readers sponsored a bunch of stuff with this love
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(13:31):
insane airline baggage loss are present just like they are
here in the States. Okay, I've done a few stories
about people losing their luggage and airlines sending the belongings
pretty much all over the globe before ever making their
way back to their rightful owners. But there's a lady
in Ontario, Canada. Her name is Nikita Reese, and she
was not so lucky to get her things back from
Air Canada. Okay, when they lost her luggage. According to
blog two dot Com, Reese had an air tag in
(13:52):
her luggage, which eventually showed it being transferred from the
Montreal airport where she flew into to like their nearby hometown.
So she thought at first, like, okay, it's good. It's good,
it's good, yea. However, it ended up going into a
nearby residential area. She left it for months. Air Canada
did nothing about it. Finally her and her husband decided
to go track it down. It was basically a storage facility.
When they get there, they look through the window. It's
(14:12):
floor to ceilings of bags, just stacked. Air Canada had
stacked the bags. They call the cops. Cops get in.
Cops found over five hundred pieces of luggage with iPhones, laptops, iPads. Everything.
Turns out the luggage is in there, but her belongings
inside the luggage had been donated to charity. Yeah, so
they were taking all this stuff and donating it or
selling it and then just keeping the luggage. She said.
(14:32):
You could hear air tags beeping everywhere. Yeah, so you
can buy unclaim luggage. Wait, yeah, there's a website. Unless
they not know that, unless it doesn't exist anymore. There
used to be a website where you could buy unclaimed luggage. Well,
there you go, and this air candall once profit. Yeah,
the websites Air Canada dot com. Yeah exactly. Airline businesses
(14:52):
are failing all over the place, right, but not Air Canada.
They're not even making money from the airlines. It's just
stealing the selling their stuff. Smart business plan. I love it,
American Airlines. We're doing that soon timeoute like wail Spirit.
Here's about that. Yeah, seriously, this is the j and
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(15:13):
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I'm at Christian Grace. Now the Jewbil Show on demand.
It's time War of the Roses only on the Jebil Show.
Joe is on the phone today for War of the
(15:34):
Roses to catch a cheater, and Joe thinks that his
boyfriend Durgan might be cheating on him. What's up, Joe?
How are you? I'm all right? How are you? Guys?
Not too bad man? Sorry, you have to be on
the show like this, but why don't you tell us
a little bit about what's going on? Okay, So, like
me and my boyfriend, we've been together for like two
two and a half years and we lived together like
(15:55):
we've been living together for a while now, and I
do it's recently noticed that, like I louve, it has
been like really going down a lot, and we haven't
been like really you know, busy in a while because
schedule's been busy, so we haven't been like seeing each
other a lot and like looking up or whatever. And
(16:16):
I know he doesn't use it for anything else. Like
I've known him for a long time, so I know
he doesn't use it for anything else. You guys haven't. Yeah,
So so when I asked him, and this is the thing,
when I asked him about it, he said, oh, it
might have spilled. And I'm like, okay, that's suspect, Like
(16:39):
why how does this It's like a bottle, like it's
not had a cap on it. It's not it's not open,
it's not gonna just spill like like that doesn't make
any sense. And then to add like fuel to the
fire or whatever, I kind of noticed him texting one
of my best friends like one of my really good
friends and like they would and then they're not like
(17:01):
friends really, like they don't really they don't have a
lot of comment didn't really talk like that. And they
were texting and I love I love this friend to death,
like he's great, but he's kind of like a slot.
Oh we all have those friends. I'm usually the friends. Yeah,
So I'm like, okay, why are you texting this dude?
And then they make it even more dustpect when I
(17:24):
confronted my friend, I'm like, hey, why are you texting?
Like my man, like, what's going on? And he was like, oh,
it's a secret. What Yeah, that's what he said. And
I'm like, okay, well that's not what I want to hear.
I want to hear that you have a secret. Did
you press on that at all? I kind of like,
(17:44):
I was like, okay, I just didn't want to. I
wanted to left alone because I can see he was
like aggregated about it. But in the back of my head,
I'm like, what do you talk like, why do you
have a secret? Like this is weird? I thought it
was weird. So here we are, Okay, No, that is weird.
Opinion that is um and have you ever suspected him
of cheating before? Not? No, not really like everything just
(18:07):
like it's been like the last few weeks have just
been like kind of like weird, like he's been acting
different and like being secretive about stuff. So now it's
like it's like a lot of red flags. So it's
like all right, but it has those breechings like the
last like two or three weeks. M Okay, all right,
Well let's see if we can find out if he's
(18:27):
cheating or not. Um, what's a good way you think
that we could set him up? Yeah? So it was
like this gay own like adult shop that we go
too frequently, so like a bay called like, oh you
want like a gift bag or whatever or something like that.
That I think that would work because you'd have to
give it to somebody who's like mly involved with you. Yeah,
you can do that. We can call from there and
(18:48):
say that we've got a love basket, you know with
all kinds of stuff, ye love bath. Yeah, and uh
and who does he want to send it to? Yeah?
I think that would work. Okay, we'll see if he
says you or somebody else? All right, we'll play us
on come back and get your War of the Roses
to Catch a Cheater next. Right in the middle of
War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater, if you're
just joining us, Joe is on the phone, and Joe
(19:11):
thinks that his boyfriend Durgan might be cheating on him.
And why does he think that Because he's noticed that
they are running low on certain supplies that they use
when they're having a dog time, Yeah, when they're in
the bedroom to supply yeah. And they haven't been really
having a lot of fun in the bedroom lately, So
(19:32):
Joe doesn't understand why that stuff is running low, and
he thinks that maybe Durgan he's using it with someone else.
So we're about to come from the shop where they
buy that stuff, because Durgan has his phone number registered
with them there. We'll offer him a love basket with
all kinds of fun stuff in it and see if
he sends that to Joe or if he sends it
to someone else, and then we'll know if he's cheating
or not. All right, Joe, are you ready for us
(19:53):
to call him? Oh? Yeah, let'll do it, all right,
all right, I'm gonna tell them right now, right now,
the name of the place was right. Yeah, okay, cool,
here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Coy calling from
(20:18):
I was looking for Durgan. Oh yeah, this is Durgan.
I was I was just there yesterday. How are you guys?
Oh that's cool. I wasn't working yesterday. Wait wait, wait
wait wait? Why were you there yesterday? Though? Excuse me?
Who what? Sorry Durgan? This is actually the Jewels Show.
(20:40):
I didn't get to get to the other stuff. But
my name is jew Bill. It's a radio show. Mine's
Victoria from that same radio show. I'm Christian Gray Snow
also's from the same radio show. And your boyfriend Joe's
on the line. We do a segment called War of
the Roses to catch a cheater and Joe. You were
supposed to wait till I got a name out. I
was like the hey, just jumped right in. Okay, yeah, sorry,
I couldn't. I couldn't wait because when I heard that,
I was thinking, like, when you act yesterday, like that
(21:01):
doesn't make any sense. You didn't tell me as uh,
it's a surprise. I didn't tell you because it's a surprise.
What Why Why are we on the radio right now?
I don't understand what's going on Okay, there's too many
surprises lately. Like one first you stay that you spent
the loobe. Now you're texting one of my friends and
you're saying that y'all have a surprise together, Like what
(21:24):
is the surprise? Like this is this is like really
suspect They're gonna explain real quick. We do a segment
on a show called War the Roses to Catch a
Cheater where we try to find out if somebody's cheating,
and Joe obviously has some suspicions. That's why we are
on the phone. Oh my god, you're doing it again.
I We've been through this. Why are you always saying this?
We're I'm trying to communicate with you. I'm trying to
(21:46):
be honest. We ah, this is every time you do
this honest about what though, like you you're keeping mad
secrets and like that's that's not what we do. We're
not supposed to be keeping secrets. So I don't understand,
like why I'm the bad guys for one doing what
this big mystery is like that. It's so it's like
everything you're doing is just weird. Everything's like red flag,
Like I don't know why I wouldn't be suspicious, Like
(22:09):
you're talking on the phone. People don't only talk to
lube is missing You're going to, You're going to all
the time, Like it doesn't make any sense. It's a
missing lord for me because I've been planning a surprise
for you. It's I've been. I've been trying so hard
to keep this a secret from him. You guys, this
is so frustrating, Okay, And what kind of surprise is this.
(22:32):
It's a surprise that you've used all of the lube
with a bunch of other Dude, that's a surprise. I
don't understand. What's the surprise. Oh yeah, that's that's the surprise. No,
I've been. I'm trying to tell you that I have been.
I want you to just stop accusing me of cheating
all the time. I've been trying to plan a surprise
(22:53):
for you. It's so so like, so what is this
surprise then that you keep going on about, like, what
is the surprise? I wish you could be more patient
about this kind of thing. It's I've been planning this
thing for the two of us, and I just wish
you would trust me more because I promise you you're
(23:16):
gonna like it, Okay, if that's what you're saying. I
don't know everything. There's everything seems like a lot right now,
Like I don't know if you if there's if there's
even a surprise. I don't know what to believe right now.
It all seems weird to me, to be honest, but
I'll try and just wait it out. Oh my god,
You're lucky. I love you. I have never given you
(23:38):
any reason to think that I was cheating on you. Uh,
you're you always do this, and I just you're You're
just so lucky that I am taller of your behavior.
Not okay, fine, you want your surprise ruined? Here you go.
I'm planning a trip for our anniversary. Are you happy?
(24:00):
I'm planning on taking you to Cabo for our anniversary?
What great? Really? Yes? Really? So I've been buying supplies
from the store, making sure we're all stocked up and
we have everything that we need so you don't have
to do anything. And I was going to surprise you
literally by taking you to the airport and putting you
(24:23):
on a plane. But I was texting R friend because
I know that he has all the great recommendations for
Cabo and everything is going to be lined up so
I could get figure out all the things that you
like to do while we're there. But you were in
the surprise. Oh my god, Wow, oh my god, that's
(24:45):
that's so sweet. Oh now I kind of feel like
it's funny how that works. And yes, it is very sweet.
Thank you. Hopefully next time you'll trust me when I'm
planning a surprise. Okay, and now, since the surprise has ruined,
(25:05):
this can just be a vacation where we go have
these like we usually did. Oh, send the invoice. No
that I'm going to CALLBO. You already paid for all
of it. Well good, Well, at least you know he's
not cheating. And you guys are going to CALLBO to
have fun. So sorry, the surprise is ruined for you.
Joe and Dirty. I'm sorry you didn't get to surprise
(25:26):
Joe the way you wanted to button. Hey, this is
at least a special memory maybe, yeah, and you are
gonna have fun exactly so fun. Oh, don't worry, I
saw some surprises in line forms. Oh all right, good Joe,
don't ruin those surprises. Okay, yeah, okay, the Jewels show
on demand, Jebils Dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
(25:59):
This is the Jewels Show, and you texted us at
four one oh six one saying you out a dirty
little secret. So we're calling you back. What's up? Hi? Hi?
Oh wow, I didn't think you would actually call. Yeah,
we do that every once in a while. So are
you in a spot where you can tell us what
your dirty little secret is? Uh? Yeah, yeah I can
actually Okay, all right, all right, sweet Spilett. So my
(26:22):
dirty little secret is that I act humble, but I
know I am the hottest of all of my friends.
Oh confidence, Okay, well why do you know that? Well,
I mean I'm I'm like a twelve easily probably a fifteen.
And you know they're just like average looking. They're great friends.
I love them, but you know, I definitely rate much
higher than my friends, like I store their boyfriends even
(26:45):
want me. Oh really? Oh wait, all right, their boyfriends
do want you. You You know that for a fact. I
mean it's just obvious the way do they look at me.
I can tell like they don't want to like rock
the boat, but I see it in their eye. Really okay,
if any of them ever like made a move on you,
I mean, we like have like conversations, you know, like
made the hand touch here or there, but like, obviously
we're with my friends and like they're their boyfriend, so
(27:07):
it was kind of uncomfortable if they actually like went
forward and like hit on me, hit on me. Yeah.
Have you always been the hottest in your friend group? Oh? Definitely? Okay,
look at there, so I guess. I mean that's not
really a secret though, Like your friends probably know that
if you're the hottest in the friend group, right or no,
I mean they should know that. I feel like, you know,
they do with as equals, but I just like, no,
(27:28):
I'm ahead above the rest. Okay. Is it tough being
the hottest person in your friend group because I feel
like that's had a lot of pressure. Yeah. I feel like,
you know, sometimes they do have to carry the ways
of the group. Like if you want to get into
like vi ip at a club, like I have to
go on like some sounds there. It's like a lot
of pressure. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, I
would consider myself like mid level and my friend group.
(27:49):
You know, like there's some dudes that I think are
definitely hotter than me, and there's some dudes that I
think are not as hot as me. You know, I
think on mid level, but I've always looked at my
hotter friends and I'm like, man, it must be hard
for you guys exhaust you know, because like people expect
so much when you're that attractive. That's what I feel like,
people always looking at you know, like I'm so glad
that you say that that people don't ever understand, like
(28:10):
how difficult it is to be what's the hardest thing
for you being so attractive? I just like have to
be on my A game all the time, you know,
Like I don't ever get a break. I can't just
walk around and like sweat ham every my gosh, like
when you when you meet up with your friends right there,
they are expecting you to obviously look completely put together.
You can't just roll out the house and sweats like
(28:31):
and like you know, someone who, like I said, I
feel like I'm middle tier. So I show up wearing whatever.
People don't. People don't say anything, but I'm assuming if
you showed up not ready to go, they would be
like shocked. Probably, Yeah, if I show up like not
fully ready to go. Everyone it's like, are you sick?
Do you feel like perfect? Oh? Not sick? Man. Yeah
that well, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, it's cool
(28:53):
probably to be the hottest in your friend group for
your whole life. I mean imagine has to be Yeah,
I mean you know it's it's I'm happy to be
at the top rather than the bottom for sure, right yeah,
but still a lot of pressure. How do you deal
with the pressure? Okay, yeah, you know, I do a
lot of spaw treatment, but like you know, I got
to keep my skin looking re fresh. It's nice to
get a massage every so often. Okay. Have you thought of, um,
(29:17):
like modeling or anything, you know, only fans? Oh? There
you go? Uh you know, I feel like the market
is just like oversaturated, and honestly, there's people on there
that are just like not you know, at the level
that I think I'm I just think they're not hard enough.
Well yeah, yeah, like maybe there was like a Riyah,
like the Ria of only fans, Like that's why? Yeah,
who and what is that one? What's Riya? Riya is
(29:38):
like the it's like a celebrity dating app. Right, Oh,
you have to be invited? Oh like because I remember
when I lived in Los Angeles, I was wanting to
rya invite, never got one, but I have some friends
you got one. So it's one of those where it's
like special like you, they approve your hotness basically debate
on it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's just like you know,
you get validated and everyone knows and everyone except that,
(29:59):
like there's only first top tier of people. Yeah okay,
yeah I could see that for you. You know, well, hey,
good luck, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and congratulations on being attractive. Yeah it must be nice.
I should say your dirty little seekers should also be
that you're a humble as well. Yeah right, I mean
it is like a humble and I kind of him
you know what, I get it? You keep up the
(30:21):
good word. Yeah, the Jebel Show on demand. I don't
care who you are. I mean I do care who
you are. I care about you, but I don't care
what you're like. You could be the nicest person on
the planet. You could literally be sainted one day by
the church and you get behind the wheel of a
car in traffic and all of a sudden, the anger
(30:41):
comes out, the cuss words comes out, and now you're
not getting sainted anymore because of everything that you just said. Yep,
text us right now four one o six one. Calls
up eight to eight three four three one o six one.
What are your driving pet peeves? I asked a question
because they just did a survey and asked thousands and
thousands of people what their biggest driving pet peeves are.
We'll count down the list here and then we'll take
(31:02):
your calls at eighty eight three four three one oh
six one. Also text us four one oh six one.
Speaking of driving pet peeves, texting and driving. That bugs
me when someone's swerving all over the road and then
you get up next to them and you realize their
phone is like an inch from their face. Yea, not
even looking up. But I also do that, so it's
really hypocritical when I get mad about it. Call us
eighty eight three fourty one to six one, text in
four one oh six one. So what are some of
the biggest driving pet peeves according to this recent survey?
(31:26):
People pulling out right in front of you when there's
a large gap of no traffic right behind you. Yes. Yes,
That's like one of the first lessons my dad taught
me when I started driving. He's like, if you are
ever thinking that you're gonna pull out in front of
someone and he's like, and you find yourself feeling like
you have to risk it. Look behind them and if
there's any bit of space, don't risk your life or theirs.
And I was like, you know what, good point. Yeah, yeah,
(31:47):
I don't have a problem with someone pulls out in
front of me. It's just if they don't realize that
they pulled out in front of me, and then they
go slow. Oh yeah, it's like, dude, now you have
to mash just so I know you're sorry about Florida
last Yeah, Florid, so that I know that you know
you made a mistake. Ye call us up eighty eight
three four three one six one text in four one
six one. What are your biggest driving pet? Peeves Kimberly, Yes, Hi, Hi.
(32:09):
What bugs you when it comes to driving? Well, pleason
means that I'm driving normal, everyone's being normal, and someone
comes up behind me, driving erratically, and then they go
around you and they look at you like you are
the problem. Oh yeah, I love that I'm the problem. Really,
We're on a street that's thirty five miles an hour
(32:29):
and you're going one hundred and two and you're angry
and you're flipping everybody off. But it's my fault. It's
a school zone that I'm only going ten miles over,
you maniac, call us up eighty eight three four three
one six one, text in four one six one. What
are your biggest driving pet peeves? More of the top
driving pet peeves, according to this recent survey, people driving
(32:50):
with their high beams on in traffic. Oh yeah, it
makes me so mad. Yeah, it's easy to forget, I know,
but you got to be really aware of that. You know.
I do it all the time on accident. Oh, like,
I'll have them. I'll have my hig beams on an
accident and I don't realize that. I don't know how
I do it, probably texting and driving and I don't
pay attention. I have a think, but I get so
mad and people do it to me. And there's been
(33:11):
so many times lately where my high beams have been
on and I can see people either trying to get
my attention from in front of me or going the
other way, flipping their lights to me, and I'm like, well,
what's the problem, what's going on? What's wrong with them?
My lights are on? They're oh they're actually really on
the way too bright. Sorry, behind them? Call us up
eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one. What are your biggest pet
(33:33):
peeves when it comes to driving? Hey? Amy, Yeah, what's
your biggest driving pet peeve? My biggest driving peeve? I
think it's when, like you get at a four way
stop and people don't know who has the right of way.
It's like, did we not go to driving school? Like?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one six
one text in four one oh six one. What are
(33:54):
your biggest driving pet peeves? That's one of my favorite
awkward little dances that happens when you're driving though a
four way stop when nobody just wants to go right.
Everybody wants to be nice and let the other person go,
and then everybody in the intersection ends up in the
middle of the intersection at one point because everybody's inching along.
No, no no, oh, sorry about that. You go, oh oh
my bad, you go yeah. I'm always the one that goes,
and so everybody always stopped. It's not my right away
(34:16):
at all. I'm the last one that got there. I'm like,
whatever you call it's eighty eight three four three one
six one text in four one six one going over
a survey of the most annoying driving pet peeves. Anyone
who tosses trash out the window. Oh yeah, you did
in cigarette butts. That's another one. If you guys ever
littered whenever I didn't feel good in the car, Oh
(34:39):
well that's that wasn't You're own accord? You just had
to The show was on the road a few weeks ago,
and I took a separate car because I've just got
a weird thing about needing a car. It doesn't like
to ride with us. Yeah, it's not that I actually
felt bad. I was like, I was like, I hope
they know that it's not them, it's me. I just
need a car for whatever reason. I feel like I
need to have something if I need to escape, I
(35:00):
don't know. But so I didn't ride with you guys.
But I showed up to the station that we were
going to to do the show, and then I get
a text and says, um, we're pulling up now. Victoria
just puked in the car. Yeah, And I was like,
what happened? And it's because she threw up into like
a bag that we had and she didn't want to
lit her And I was like, girl, we got five
minutes in the car left, you got to let it
go out the window for sure, you know. And I
(35:21):
just realized, maybe, how'd you let her ride with you
up front? She wouldn't have got car sick. Yeah that's true,
But then I would have had to ride with Maybe
I would have been puking at that point. There you're kidding.
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one eight eight three four three one six one.
What are the biggest driving cut thieves? People holding everybody
up trying to make a left turn at a time
(35:44):
when it's impossible to make a left turn. That's that's
the number one response. I get that sometimes you gotta
take one for the team, and it's like, you know what,
just keep driving, find somewhere else that you can make
a uwie or something later. Yeah, you know. Call us
up eighty eight three four three one oh six one
text in four one o six one. What are your
biggest driving at heaves? The Jebbels Show on demand
Then jubil show on demand. One mile is what somebody
just texted in for today's Ridiculous Internet question to them,
that is walking distance one mile depends on where the
mile is. Yeah, you don't know. Call us eight at
eight three four three one to six one text in
four one oh six one in is time for ridiculous
Internet questions. It's the most exciting radio segment the world
(00:21):
has ever seen, where we ask you the question that
people are talking about on the dot com today, and
that's today's ridiculous Internet question. How far is walking distance?
Because it does happen a lot. People will tell you
something's walking distance. Then you start walking and you're like,
this is not walking distance at all, And there's no
better way to put me in a horrible mood than
(00:42):
to do that. Yeah, oh you can just keep it
one hundred, keep it one hundred. Just let me know.
You know, you ain't got to ride with me. I'll
meet you there. People don't like to walk. I have
started to like walking places more, but I'm one of
those people that will drive half a block. I used
to literally live down the street from A seven to
eleven and I would go to seven to eleven A lot,
and I would drive. I would always drive half a
(01:05):
block to the seven to eleven. And yes, I thought
it was ridiculous, but also that wasn't walking distance to
me at the time. Call us up eighty eight three
four three one six one. Text in four one oh
six one. What is walking distance? Victoria? I feel like
if it's under twenty minutes to me, that's walking distance
under twenty minutes. Yeah, because I feel like, I mean,
you can definitely get a mile on under twenty minutes. Also,
(01:28):
I walked slower than everybody else said I walk with.
When I walk with people, I'm just slow. In general,
I'm a slow person. So a mile takes me probably
about an hour to okay, because I stroll everywhere. Even
when I'm running, I'm strolling, and God forbid you get distracted.
Eighty d I might look at a tree for forty
five minutes and go walk. Call us eighty eight three
(01:50):
four three one six one. Text in four one oh
six one. What is walking distance? Somebody said five miles
max is walking distance to them? Somebody texted that into
four one oh six one. On my lore, the max
is there? Somebody else texted in a four one to
six one said, how far is walking distance? Too far? Yeah,
a lot of way. Christian's walking distance for you. I
can maybe get to the twenty minute mark. I would
(02:11):
prefer nothing more than fifteen. If there are heels involved,
we're going ten. That's how I feel, you know, like,
ain't nobody trying to arrive somewhere like lady, It's like,
what's the point of me even getting slightly remotely cute?
If I look like I just ran a marathon on
the way here. You know your face is all ready
so you just worked out. So I'm going to spend
(02:32):
eight dollars and forty three cents on an Uber and
I'm going to enjoy my two minute car ride absolutely.
Call us eighty eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one oh six one. How far is
walking distance? That's today's ridiculous Internet question. Somebody texted in said,
I used to drive to school after I got my
license and lived right across the street from school, exactly
as you should. But I feel like that's more of
(02:54):
a cloud thing. Right. If you just got your license,
you're probably in high school, and of course you're gonna
drive across the street. You drive to the end of
the driveway if you could call us up eight to
eight three four three On a sixth one, somebody texted
it in four one of six one and says, if
I can't see it, it's not walking to say I
love that. When's the last time you actually went for
a walk. Yesterday? What well, we were walking to walk
(03:18):
to looks Charge with then I walked Treer Joe's and
then I walked back. It was like thirty minutes there
and then thirty minutes back. Well. I also did a
little walk yesterday. I was doing brunch with friends and
about thirty minutes into the brunch, my hangover from the
night before did a surprise appearance on me, and I
was like, you know what, I cannot close my check
and get out if you're fast enough. So I did it,
darted walking home. Halfway through the walk, I realized I
(03:40):
wasn't gonna make it in time. Down to Lime scooter
and then Lime the other half the way uphill. This
is why I don't go for walks, because it was
not pleasant whatsoever. I got home not feeling good. What's
one of the worst walks you've ever had to take?
Was that? One of the worst walks you've ever had
to time. Yeah, because I thought everybody was going to
see me loose control of limescooter. I'm like, oh my god,
(04:01):
all these people out enjoying this nice sunday all over
the sidewalk. But you know, hung over walks are some
of the worst walks. Well, I would have Uber, but
I couldn't wait for the guy to get there. Also,
if you puking uber, it's gonna cost you a wound
of bucks. Yeah, they charge you like two or three
hundred bucks. One of the worst walks that I had,
I was drinking a bunch. This is the time I
told you guys about. But I woke up on a porch,
(04:23):
on somebody's porch, yes right, and I was like shots
on one fifty one with friends. The last thing I
remember is leaving the bar. I woke up on somebody's
porch with them opening the door and it was hitting
my head and they were like, you can't sleep here,
this is a house and I was like, I'm sorry
about that, my bad. And they were trying to go
to work, and then I realized, oh wait, I have
(04:43):
to go to work. I was already late for work.
I couldn't get ahold of anybody. My phone was dead
because there's no chargers on people's porches. They should put
charge charger. They consider it drunk. It's gonna pass out
on your porch. And so my phone was dead. And
it was about three or four miles to my house
uphill and you walk house away. Yeah. I had to
walk home and it took a long time to walk
(05:04):
because I kept having to stop to do what hunge?
Were people here exactly? Yeah? And then also get distracted
by trees and things like that. The Jewil Show on demand,
it's another Jebil phone frame mornings. Hello, Hi, Kim, this
(05:27):
is Pete Eagan's calling from stables. How are you? I'm fine?
How are you not too bad? Um? Hey, you got
a moment when I need to talk to you about something? Um? Yeah,
is everything okay with Lester, your horse Leicster? Yeah, everything
is really good with him actually, And I am calling
though because I do need to tell you something that
(05:49):
happened today that is quite exciting here over at the stable. Okay,
what happened? Well, I mean this doesn't happen every day,
so you know, sometimes people drop the stables to look
at the horses, and we actually had a celebrity drop
by out of the blue. So cool. Oh yeah, yeah,
one of the Kardashians. Oh okay, yeah, Kendall Jenner. Actually,
(06:13):
she's I would Jenner Kardashians still and her sister Courtney
Kardashian was with her too, So they dropped by the
stable and announced to check it out and ride some horses.
I guess they're really into horses. Who knew? Isn't that exciting?
We were all freaking out over here. I mean, I guess, yeah,
you know, who doesn't love horse? Right? And I had
no idea. I was like, whoa, wait a second, what's
(06:33):
that limousine doing here? And then I talked to Jill.
I don't know if you know her or not, but
she wears the stable and she was like, that's Kendall
Jenner and Courtney Kardashian and I was like I almost
went the bathroom of my pants. I was so excited.
So anyway, I was like, whoa, that's crazy. We don't
get that kind of we don't get those kind of
people around here. And they just were, you know, hanging out,
riding some horses and talking to us and taking pictures.
It was great. So did you call me just to
(06:54):
tell me that the Kardashians stopped by the stable, or
is there something that you need to tell me about less? Sure, yeah,
your horse. Yeah, I'll get to the point. Yes, I'm
so sorry about that. So, Kendall Jenner, you know who
she is, right, Yeah? I know who she is. I
mean everyone does. Well, you know, she asked if she
could ride a few horses, so of course we let her.
It's Kendall Jenner. And she loved your horse lesters like
(07:17):
she loved him. Wait, you let her ride my horse.
I didn't approve that. Okay, well, yeah, I understand that,
but it was I mean, we figured it's a Kardashian,
it's a celebrity. We don't get that all the time.
I figured you wouldn't mind. And also the fact that
she loved your horse is really really that's I mean,
you got some bragging rights now around the horse world.
(07:38):
So was that it? Then? You were just calling to
tell me that the Kardashians went by and Kendall Jenner
rode my horse. That's well, that's part of it. There
is more to the story, and this part I'm just
gonna have to ask you to be patient and hear
me out. Okay, so that sounds like something I should
(08:00):
be worried about. Oh yeah, no, not at all. I
actually think it's really great news and I think you're
gonna love it. So anyway, Kendall Jenner bought Blester. We
sold what what do you mean? He wasn't for sale.
That's my horse, That's what we said. And then she
made an offer we couldn't refuse, and we were like, hello,
major celebrity offering a ton of money. Will yeah, I mean,
(08:21):
of course Kim's going to be into that because you
do get money. I'm sorry, what this is not? Okay,
it's not all right. He was not for sale. You
just sold him without even asking me. I mean, who
does that? You sold my horse? Right? Yes, but we
sold it to a celebrity, and she gave us. I
(08:43):
don't care who she is, it's mine. Get him back. Well,
you haven't heard everything yet. That's why I actually be patient. Um.
We realized that maybe there could be potentially would that
you might not be as excited as we were to
sell your horse to the Kardashians. But I wanted to
say that we are going to make it better for you,
and are you going to do that. Well, we are
(09:07):
obviously going to get you a new animal. I don't
want another animal. I want my horse Leicester back. What
could possibly replace him? I love him? Yes, but Lester's
a Kardashian. Now I'm sorry. Lester is my horse. He's
not a Kardashian. Okay, if you don't get him back,
I'll call the cop. Okay, well, don't do that. Then
(09:29):
I'll just let you know it's a brank phone call.
What Yeah, your horse is fine, chilling in the stable.
He's not a Kardashian right now. Unfortunate. This is actually
Jewel from The Jewel Show doing a phone brank on
you and your sister Jenny set you up. Oh my god,
no way, I'm gonna kill her. Thank god. My horse
is not a Cardassian. The Jewel Show on demand, Christian,
(09:54):
would you kind us down please? I will in the
style of your choosing. All right, A three two. You
have such a beautiful voice, Brockary wishes. This is the
j and N the Jewel News Network for Tuesday, January
twenty fourth, twenty twenty three. This is JNN. You give
good news and we news until it hurts. Oh yeah,
(10:16):
I'm Jewel Fresh and for your first story in the
JA and N. Today, the makers of Fireball whiskey are
being sued. Oh gosh, why And not for what you think,
Not because that pit Bull song gets stuck in your
head every single time you hear it, and then you're
walking around the rest of the day, no matter what
you're doing, going Fireball Ball. You have to go to
funeral that day, and you heard this on accident. Now
you feel disrespectful because you're there and you're like Fireball
(10:37):
because stuck in your head. That's not why they're getting sued.
They're getting sued because some of their mini bottles don't
actually contain whiskey what advertise. So if you've been slamming
little bottles of Fireball hoping to get drunk, you probably
aren't in states where gas stations can't sell liquor, because
I've wondered that. I've been in states where they don't
sell liquor in the gas station before, and I've seen
Fireball there and I'm like, wait, wait, I thought they
(10:58):
didn't sell I've seen that too, back in North Carolina,
where you can only buy you know, liquor, like in
ABC stores. And I went to a gas station when
I was home for the holidays and they had like
the little bucket of fireball, and I was like, I'm
y'all are gonna get in trouble. It's not the same thing.
I'm like, how do they have fireball? You go to
a candy store, they have fireball? The fiake one thought
(11:18):
still drink it? But why is fireball places where they
don't sell liquor. Yes, I guess it's because they've been
selling a malt version that is only sixteen point five
percent alcohol instead of thirty three percent alcohol. They'll probably
win their case, but they should lose because they're that
concerned over how much alcohol they're getting in their fireball. Yeah,
that they're buying an AGAs exactly. This is the JNN,
(11:42):
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the Sword Block card a hundred and fifteen years and
three hundred and twenty one days old. Oh my gosh,
she became the oldest person living and the oldest woman
living on record. Then she has a Twitter account where
her bio reads old, very old, but not an idiot.
Oh my god. She's sexy too. She's from Spain, which
is probably why she lived a long time too. Like
(12:46):
I think Spain, man, they've got to figure it out.
I've been there. I want to get to have a
nap there every day. Yeah, the rest of my life
happily too. They go to dinner at like eleven o'clock
at night. Whatever, We're gonna go to dinner right now,
and then they live until one hundred and fifteen years old.
Bring it off, because if you live in America, we
don't do that where we're stressed out. No one in
America wants to live to be That's why we don't exactly.
(13:08):
There is somebody who got to one hundred and fourteen
and they were like, I'm not making it to no,
I don't want to be here another seventy five. We're like, God,
please take me out. This is the JNN, the Jewel
News Network, It's the Tara read of news networks. Her
next story, let's send it on over to Christian Gray Snow.
Tara readers sponsored a bunch of stuff with this love
hoardner Hi Tara action in Canada, where the issues of
(13:31):
insane airline baggage loss are present just like they are
here in the States. Okay, I've done a few stories
about people losing their luggage and airlines sending the belongings
pretty much all over the globe before ever making their
way back to their rightful owners. But there's a lady
in Ontario, Canada. Her name is Nikita Reese, and she
was not so lucky to get her things back from
Air Canada. Okay, when they lost her luggage. According to
blog two dot Com, Reese had an air tag in
(13:52):
her luggage, which eventually showed it being transferred from the
Montreal airport where she flew into to like their nearby hometown.
So she thought at first, like, okay, it's good. It's good,
it's good, yea. However, it ended up going into a
nearby residential area. She left it for months. Air Canada
did nothing about it. Finally her and her husband decided
to go track it down. It was basically a storage facility.
When they get there, they look through the window. It's
(14:12):
floor to ceilings of bags, just stacked. Air Canada had
stacked the bags. They call the cops. Cops get in.
Cops found over five hundred pieces of luggage with iPhones, laptops, iPads. Everything.
Turns out the luggage is in there, but her belongings
inside the luggage had been donated to charity. Yeah, so
they were taking all this stuff and donating it or
selling it and then just keeping the luggage. She said.
(14:32):
You could hear air tags beeping everywhere. Yeah, so you
can buy unclaim luggage. Wait, yeah, there's a website. Unless
they not know that, unless it doesn't exist anymore. There
used to be a website where you could buy unclaimed luggage. Well,
there you go, and this air candall once profit. Yeah,
the websites Air Canada dot com. Yeah exactly. Airline businesses
(14:52):
are failing all over the place, right, but not Air Canada.
They're not even making money from the airlines. It's just
stealing the selling their stuff. Smart business plan. I love it,
American Airlines. We're doing that soon timeoute like wail Spirit.
Here's about that. Yeah, seriously, this is the j and
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It's time War of the Roses only on the Jebil Show.
Joe is on the phone today for War of the
(15:34):
Roses to catch a cheater, and Joe thinks that his
boyfriend Durgan might be cheating on him. What's up, Joe?
How are you? I'm all right? How are you? Guys?
Not too bad man? Sorry, you have to be on
the show like this, but why don't you tell us
a little bit about what's going on? Okay, So, like
me and my boyfriend, we've been together for like two
two and a half years and we lived together like
(15:55):
we've been living together for a while now, and I
do it's recently noticed that, like I louve, it has
been like really going down a lot, and we haven't
been like really you know, busy in a while because
schedule's been busy, so we haven't been like seeing each
other a lot and like looking up or whatever. And
(16:16):
I know he doesn't use it for anything else. Like
I've known him for a long time, so I know
he doesn't use it for anything else. You guys haven't. Yeah,
So so when I asked him, and this is the thing,
when I asked him about it, he said, oh, it
might have spilled. And I'm like, okay, that's suspect, Like
(16:39):
why how does this It's like a bottle, like it's
not had a cap on it. It's not it's not open,
it's not gonna just spill like like that doesn't make
any sense. And then to add like fuel to the
fire or whatever, I kind of noticed him texting one
of my best friends like one of my really good
friends and like they would and then they're not like
(17:01):
friends really, like they don't really they don't have a
lot of comment didn't really talk like that. And they
were texting and I love I love this friend to death,
like he's great, but he's kind of like a slot.
Oh we all have those friends. I'm usually the friends. Yeah,
So I'm like, okay, why are you texting this dude?
And then they make it even more dustpect when I
(17:24):
confronted my friend, I'm like, hey, why are you texting?
Like my man, like, what's going on? And he was like, oh,
it's a secret. What Yeah, that's what he said. And
I'm like, okay, well that's not what I want to hear.
I want to hear that you have a secret. Did
you press on that at all? I kind of like,
(17:44):
I was like, okay, I just didn't want to. I
wanted to left alone because I can see he was
like aggregated about it. But in the back of my head,
I'm like, what do you talk like, why do you
have a secret? Like this is weird? I thought it
was weird. So here we are, Okay, No, that is weird.
Opinion that is um and have you ever suspected him
of cheating before? Not? No, not really like everything just
(18:07):
like it's been like the last few weeks have just
been like kind of like weird, like he's been acting
different and like being secretive about stuff. So now it's
like it's like a lot of red flags. So it's
like all right, but it has those breechings like the
last like two or three weeks. M Okay, all right,
Well let's see if we can find out if he's
(18:27):
cheating or not. Um, what's a good way you think
that we could set him up? Yeah? So it was
like this gay own like adult shop that we go
too frequently, so like a bay called like, oh you
want like a gift bag or whatever or something like that.
That I think that would work because you'd have to
give it to somebody who's like mly involved with you. Yeah,
you can do that. We can call from there and
(18:48):
say that we've got a love basket, you know with
all kinds of stuff, ye love bath. Yeah, and uh
and who does he want to send it to? Yeah?
I think that would work. Okay, we'll see if he
says you or somebody else? All right, we'll play us
on come back and get your War of the Roses
to Catch a Cheater next. Right in the middle of
War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater, if you're
just joining us, Joe is on the phone, and Joe
(19:11):
thinks that his boyfriend Durgan might be cheating on him.
And why does he think that Because he's noticed that
they are running low on certain supplies that they use
when they're having a dog time, Yeah, when they're in
the bedroom to supply yeah. And they haven't been really
having a lot of fun in the bedroom lately, So
(19:32):
Joe doesn't understand why that stuff is running low, and
he thinks that maybe Durgan he's using it with someone else.
So we're about to come from the shop where they
buy that stuff, because Durgan has his phone number registered
with them there. We'll offer him a love basket with
all kinds of fun stuff in it and see if
he sends that to Joe or if he sends it
to someone else, and then we'll know if he's cheating
or not. All right, Joe, are you ready for us
(19:53):
to call him? Oh? Yeah, let'll do it, all right,
all right, I'm gonna tell them right now, right now,
the name of the place was right. Yeah, okay, cool,
here we go. Hello, Hey, this is Coy calling from
(20:18):
I was looking for Durgan. Oh yeah, this is Durgan.
I was I was just there yesterday. How are you guys?
Oh that's cool. I wasn't working yesterday. Wait wait, wait
wait wait? Why were you there yesterday? Though? Excuse me?
Who what? Sorry Durgan? This is actually the Jewels Show.
(20:40):
I didn't get to get to the other stuff. But
my name is jew Bill. It's a radio show. Mine's
Victoria from that same radio show. I'm Christian Gray Snow
also's from the same radio show. And your boyfriend Joe's
on the line. We do a segment called War of
the Roses to catch a cheater and Joe. You were
supposed to wait till I got a name out. I
was like the hey, just jumped right in. Okay, yeah, sorry,
I couldn't. I couldn't wait because when I heard that,
I was thinking, like, when you act yesterday, like that
(21:01):
doesn't make any sense. You didn't tell me as uh,
it's a surprise. I didn't tell you because it's a surprise.
What Why Why are we on the radio right now?
I don't understand what's going on Okay, there's too many
surprises lately. Like one first you stay that you spent
the loobe. Now you're texting one of my friends and
you're saying that y'all have a surprise together, Like what
(21:24):
is the surprise? Like this is this is like really
suspect They're gonna explain real quick. We do a segment
on a show called War the Roses to Catch a
Cheater where we try to find out if somebody's cheating,
and Joe obviously has some suspicions. That's why we are
on the phone. Oh my god, you're doing it again.
I We've been through this. Why are you always saying this?
We're I'm trying to communicate with you. I'm trying to
(21:46):
be honest. We ah, this is every time you do
this honest about what though, like you you're keeping mad
secrets and like that's that's not what we do. We're
not supposed to be keeping secrets. So I don't understand,
like why I'm the bad guys for one doing what
this big mystery is like that. It's so it's like
everything you're doing is just weird. Everything's like red flag,
Like I don't know why I wouldn't be suspicious, Like
(22:09):
you're talking on the phone. People don't only talk to
lube is missing You're going to, You're going to all
the time, Like it doesn't make any sense. It's a
missing lord for me because I've been planning a surprise
for you. It's I've been. I've been trying so hard
to keep this a secret from him. You guys, this
is so frustrating, Okay, And what kind of surprise is this.
(22:32):
It's a surprise that you've used all of the lube
with a bunch of other Dude, that's a surprise. I
don't understand. What's the surprise. Oh yeah, that's that's the surprise. No,
I've been. I'm trying to tell you that I have been.
I want you to just stop accusing me of cheating
all the time. I've been trying to plan a surprise
(22:53):
for you. It's so so like, so what is this
surprise then that you keep going on about, like, what
is the surprise? I wish you could be more patient
about this kind of thing. It's I've been planning this
thing for the two of us, and I just wish
you would trust me more because I promise you you're
(23:16):
gonna like it, Okay, if that's what you're saying. I
don't know everything. There's everything seems like a lot right now,
Like I don't know if you if there's if there's
even a surprise. I don't know what to believe right now.
It all seems weird to me, to be honest, but
I'll try and just wait it out. Oh my god,
You're lucky. I love you. I have never given you
(23:38):
any reason to think that I was cheating on you. Uh,
you're you always do this, and I just you're You're
just so lucky that I am taller of your behavior.
Not okay, fine, you want your surprise ruined? Here you go.
I'm planning a trip for our anniversary. Are you happy?
(24:00):
I'm planning on taking you to Cabo for our anniversary?
What great? Really? Yes? Really? So I've been buying supplies
from the store, making sure we're all stocked up and
we have everything that we need so you don't have
to do anything. And I was going to surprise you
literally by taking you to the airport and putting you
(24:23):
on a plane. But I was texting R friend because
I know that he has all the great recommendations for
Cabo and everything is going to be lined up so
I could get figure out all the things that you
like to do while we're there. But you were in
the surprise. Oh my god, Wow, oh my god, that's
(24:45):
that's so sweet. Oh now I kind of feel like
it's funny how that works. And yes, it is very sweet.
Thank you. Hopefully next time you'll trust me when I'm
planning a surprise. Okay, and now, since the surprise has ruined,
(25:05):
this can just be a vacation where we go have
these like we usually did. Oh, send the invoice. No
that I'm going to CALLBO. You already paid for all
of it. Well good, Well, at least you know he's
not cheating. And you guys are going to CALLBO to
have fun. So sorry, the surprise is ruined for you.
Joe and Dirty. I'm sorry you didn't get to surprise
(25:26):
Joe the way you wanted to button. Hey, this is
at least a special memory maybe, yeah, and you are
gonna have fun exactly so fun. Oh, don't worry, I
saw some surprises in line forms. Oh all right, good Joe,
don't ruin those surprises. Okay, yeah, okay, the Jewels show
on demand, Jebils Dirty little secret. Hello, Hey, what's up?
(25:59):
This is the Jewels Show, and you texted us at
four one oh six one saying you out a dirty
little secret. So we're calling you back. What's up? Hi? Hi?
Oh wow, I didn't think you would actually call. Yeah,
we do that every once in a while. So are
you in a spot where you can tell us what
your dirty little secret is? Uh? Yeah, yeah I can
actually Okay, all right, all right, sweet Spilett. So my
(26:22):
dirty little secret is that I act humble, but I
know I am the hottest of all of my friends.
Oh confidence, Okay, well why do you know that? Well,
I mean I'm I'm like a twelve easily probably a fifteen.
And you know they're just like average looking. They're great friends.
I love them, but you know, I definitely rate much
higher than my friends, like I store their boyfriends even
(26:45):
want me. Oh really? Oh wait, all right, their boyfriends
do want you. You You know that for a fact. I
mean it's just obvious the way do they look at me.
I can tell like they don't want to like rock
the boat, but I see it in their eye. Really okay,
if any of them ever like made a move on you,
I mean, we like have like conversations, you know, like
made the hand touch here or there, but like, obviously
we're with my friends and like they're their boyfriend, so
(27:07):
it was kind of uncomfortable if they actually like went
forward and like hit on me, hit on me. Yeah.
Have you always been the hottest in your friend group? Oh? Definitely? Okay,
look at there, so I guess. I mean that's not
really a secret though, Like your friends probably know that
if you're the hottest in the friend group, right or no,
I mean they should know that. I feel like, you know,
they do with as equals, but I just like, no,
(27:28):
I'm ahead above the rest. Okay. Is it tough being
the hottest person in your friend group because I feel
like that's had a lot of pressure. Yeah. I feel like,
you know, sometimes they do have to carry the ways
of the group. Like if you want to get into
like vi ip at a club, like I have to
go on like some sounds there. It's like a lot
of pressure. Oh yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, I
would consider myself like mid level and my friend group.
(27:49):
You know, like there's some dudes that I think are
definitely hotter than me, and there's some dudes that I
think are not as hot as me. You know, I
think on mid level, but I've always looked at my
hotter friends and I'm like, man, it must be hard
for you guys exhaust you know, because like people expect
so much when you're that attractive. That's what I feel like,
people always looking at you know, like I'm so glad
that you say that that people don't ever understand, like
(28:10):
how difficult it is to be what's the hardest thing
for you being so attractive? I just like have to
be on my A game all the time, you know,
Like I don't ever get a break. I can't just
walk around and like sweat ham every my gosh, like
when you when you meet up with your friends right there,
they are expecting you to obviously look completely put together.
You can't just roll out the house and sweats like
(28:31):
and like you know, someone who, like I said, I
feel like I'm middle tier. So I show up wearing whatever.
People don't. People don't say anything, but I'm assuming if
you showed up not ready to go, they would be
like shocked. Probably, Yeah, if I show up like not
fully ready to go. Everyone it's like, are you sick?
Do you feel like perfect? Oh? Not sick? Man. Yeah
that well, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, it's cool
(28:53):
probably to be the hottest in your friend group for
your whole life. I mean imagine has to be Yeah,
I mean you know it's it's I'm happy to be
at the top rather than the bottom for sure, right yeah,
but still a lot of pressure. How do you deal
with the pressure? Okay, yeah, you know, I do a
lot of spaw treatment, but like you know, I got
to keep my skin looking re fresh. It's nice to
get a massage every so often. Okay. Have you thought of, um,
(29:17):
like modeling or anything, you know, only fans? Oh? There
you go? Uh you know, I feel like the market
is just like oversaturated, and honestly, there's people on there
that are just like not you know, at the level
that I think I'm I just think they're not hard enough.
Well yeah, yeah, like maybe there was like a Riyah,
like the Ria of only fans, Like that's why? Yeah,
who and what is that one? What's Riya? Riya is
(29:38):
like the it's like a celebrity dating app. Right, Oh,
you have to be invited? Oh like because I remember
when I lived in Los Angeles, I was wanting to
rya invite, never got one, but I have some friends
you got one. So it's one of those where it's
like special like you, they approve your hotness basically debate
on it. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's just like you know,
you get validated and everyone knows and everyone except that,
(29:59):
like there's only first top tier of people. Yeah okay,
yeah I could see that for you. You know, well, hey,
good luck, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
and congratulations on being attractive. Yeah it must be nice.
I should say your dirty little seekers should also be
that you're a humble as well. Yeah right, I mean
it is like a humble and I kind of him
you know what, I get it? You keep up the
(30:21):
good word. Yeah, the Jebel Show on demand. I don't
care who you are. I mean I do care who
you are. I care about you, but I don't care
what you're like. You could be the nicest person on
the planet. You could literally be sainted one day by
the church and you get behind the wheel of a
car in traffic and all of a sudden, the anger
(30:41):
comes out, the cuss words comes out, and now you're
not getting sainted anymore because of everything that you just said. Yep,
text us right now four one o six one. Calls
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What are your driving pet peeves? I asked a question
because they just did a survey and asked thousands and
thousands of people what their biggest driving pet peeves are.
We'll count down the list here and then we'll take
(31:02):
your calls at eighty eight three four three one oh
six one. Also text us four one oh six one.
Speaking of driving pet peeves, texting and driving. That bugs
me when someone's swerving all over the road and then
you get up next to them and you realize their
phone is like an inch from their face. Yea, not
even looking up. But I also do that, so it's
really hypocritical when I get mad about it. Call us
eighty eight three fourty one to six one, text in
four one oh six one. So what are some of
the biggest driving pet peeves according to this recent survey?
(31:26):
People pulling out right in front of you when there's
a large gap of no traffic right behind you. Yes. Yes,
That's like one of the first lessons my dad taught
me when I started driving. He's like, if you are
ever thinking that you're gonna pull out in front of
someone and he's like, and you find yourself feeling like
you have to risk it. Look behind them and if
there's any bit of space, don't risk your life or theirs.
And I was like, you know what, good point. Yeah, yeah,
(31:47):
I don't have a problem with someone pulls out in
front of me. It's just if they don't realize that
they pulled out in front of me, and then they
go slow. Oh yeah, it's like, dude, now you have
to mash just so I know you're sorry about Florida
last Yeah, Florid, so that I know that you know
you made a mistake. Ye call us up eighty eight
three four three one six one text in four one
six one. What are your biggest driving pet? Peeves Kimberly, Yes, Hi, Hi.
(32:09):
What bugs you when it comes to driving? Well, pleason
means that I'm driving normal, everyone's being normal, and someone
comes up behind me, driving erratically, and then they go
around you and they look at you like you are
the problem. Oh yeah, I love that I'm the problem. Really,
We're on a street that's thirty five miles an hour
(32:29):
and you're going one hundred and two and you're angry
and you're flipping everybody off. But it's my fault. It's
a school zone that I'm only going ten miles over,
you maniac, call us up eighty eight three four three
one six one, text in four one six one. What
are your biggest driving pet peeves? More of the top
driving pet peeves, according to this recent survey, people driving
(32:50):
with their high beams on in traffic. Oh yeah, it
makes me so mad. Yeah, it's easy to forget, I know,
but you got to be really aware of that. You know.
I do it all the time on accident. Oh, like,
I'll have them. I'll have my hig beams on an
accident and I don't realize that. I don't know how
I do it, probably texting and driving and I don't
pay attention. I have a think, but I get so
mad and people do it to me. And there's been
(33:11):
so many times lately where my high beams have been
on and I can see people either trying to get
my attention from in front of me or going the
other way, flipping their lights to me, and I'm like, well,
what's the problem, what's going on? What's wrong with them?
My lights are on? They're oh they're actually really on
the way too bright. Sorry, behind them? Call us up
eighty eight three four three one six one text in
four one oh six one. What are your biggest pet
(33:33):
peeves when it comes to driving? Hey? Amy, Yeah, what's
your biggest driving pet peeve? My biggest driving peeve? I
think it's when, like you get at a four way
stop and people don't know who has the right of way.
It's like, did we not go to driving school? Like?
Call us eight eight eight three four three one six
one text in four one oh six one. What are
(33:54):
your biggest driving pet peeves? That's one of my favorite
awkward little dances that happens when you're driving though a
four way stop when nobody just wants to go right.
Everybody wants to be nice and let the other person go,
and then everybody in the intersection ends up in the
middle of the intersection at one point because everybody's inching along.
No, no no, oh, sorry about that. You go, oh oh
my bad, you go yeah. I'm always the one that goes,
and so everybody always stopped. It's not my right away
(34:16):
at all. I'm the last one that got there. I'm like,
whatever you call it's eighty eight three four three one
six one text in four one six one going over
a survey of the most annoying driving pet peeves. Anyone
who tosses trash out the window. Oh yeah, you did
in cigarette butts. That's another one. If you guys ever
littered whenever I didn't feel good in the car, Oh
(34:39):
well that's that wasn't You're own accord? You just had
to The show was on the road a few weeks ago,
and I took a separate car because I've just got
a weird thing about needing a car. It doesn't like
to ride with us. Yeah, it's not that I actually
felt bad. I was like, I was like, I hope
they know that it's not them, it's me. I just
need a car for whatever reason. I feel like I
need to have something if I need to escape, I
(35:00):
don't know. But so I didn't ride with you guys.
But I showed up to the station that we were
going to to do the show, and then I get
a text and says, um, we're pulling up now. Victoria
just puked in the car. Yeah, And I was like,
what happened? And it's because she threw up into like
a bag that we had and she didn't want to
lit her And I was like, girl, we got five
minutes in the car left, you got to let it
go out the window for sure, you know. And I
(35:21):
just realized, maybe, how'd you let her ride with you
up front? She wouldn't have got car sick. Yeah that's true,
But then I would have had to ride with Maybe
I would have been puking at that point. There you're kidding.
Call us up eight eight eight three four three one
oh six one eight eight three four three one six one.
What are the biggest driving cut thieves? People holding everybody
up trying to make a left turn at a time
(35:44):
when it's impossible to make a left turn. That's that's
the number one response. I get that sometimes you gotta
take one for the team, and it's like, you know what,
just keep driving, find somewhere else that you can make
a uwie or something later. Yeah, you know. Call us
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