January 10, 2023 • 37 mins
Why are Celine Dion fans protesting outside this building? Find out what building they are portesting outside of and why in this episode of The Jubal Show!
In this episode of The Jubal Show the cast starts things off with Ridiculous Internet Question with, What condiments should go on a condiment Mount Rushmore? A womans best friend set her up because apparently she doesn't know anything about politics and she wants Jubal Fresh to prank her on a new politicains she has donated to in this Phone Prank, Jubal Fresh reports on a job that is about to be taken over by artificial intelligence, there is a woman on the phone who has been dating her boyfriend for 3 years and thinks he is cheating with his new best friend in this War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater, there is a listener on the phone who proves that your past can always come back to haunt you int this Dirty Little Secret, and we have a list that was just released of the sexiest names in the world and will go over it in this episode of The Jubal Show!
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In this episode of The Jubal Show the cast starts things off with Ridiculous Internet Question with, What condiments should go on a condiment Mount Rushmore? A womans best friend set her up because apparently she doesn't know anything about politics and she wants Jubal Fresh to prank her on a new politicains she has donated to in this Phone Prank, Jubal Fresh reports on a job that is about to be taken over by artificial intelligence, there is a woman on the phone who has been dating her boyfriend for 3 years and thinks he is cheating with his new best friend in this War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater, there is a listener on the phone who proves that your past can always come back to haunt you int this Dirty Little Secret, and we have a list that was just released of the sexiest names in the world and will go over it in this episode of The Jubal Show!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebel Show on Demand text message in at four
one oh six one and it says, Honey, Racha is
top tier. I will die on this hill. Okay, Well,
I told you it's about to get passionate. You got
to die or anything, and it's time for ridiculous Internet questions.
Today's is going to be heated. I guarantee it, because
when people talk about their top options for food, there's
(00:22):
always a good debate. Today's ridiculous internet question is this
what would be on a condiment Mount Rushmore if there
was a condiment Mount Rushmore. Oh, last time we did
this about breakfast cereals, it was intense. Someone else texted
in at four one o six one and they said Ranch, Mayo,
mustard and barbecue. Although my husband and kid would fight me,
(00:44):
that Ketchup belongs, but I disagree. I will fight her
also should be so Victoria will also fight you. I agree.
I hate ketch Up with a passion. You hate Ketchup.
That's the one thing I hate the most of Oh
my gosh, I love ketch Up. Ranch, in my opinion,
has to be up there on a condo member out Rushmore.
If it's not. At the end of this I will
(01:04):
quit my job and I will never talk to another soul,
and I will move by myself to the desert and
live in a cave with your ranch. That's up y. Yeah,
I was gonna say ranch. Like even last night, I
make like pasta with red sauce and I add ranch
to me on everything. Yeah, you can put ranch on
anything and it will make it better. In my opinion,
(01:27):
ranch goes on anything, and that does sound disgusting, but
also delivered, it's actually really really good. Oh man, if
you've ever been to an Italian restaurant and you have
a salad with ranch on it and the ranch accidentally
gets on your pasta, eat it because it's good. I
used to dip my pizza and ranch high school. Yeah,
(01:47):
it's that's that's called being American. Somebody sex it in
form on the six one says catch up is trash.
You might as well just put sugar straight on your food,
and that's followed by a Texas said sugar is one
of the top condiments. We're asking the question today what
condiments would be on a condiment Mount Rushmore if there
was a condiment Mount Rushmore, Victoria. I think ketchup should
(02:09):
be it's like one of the biggest ones. Benne joken
me that ketchip should be on Mount Rushmore, thank you much.
That it's literally gagging right, Yeah, he's so disgusting, and like,
you know, as much as I hate it, I kind
of do agree, just because there's a bunch of low
nasties out there that they catch it. Also even if
you're not dipping it, like you can't have like a
burger without having okay, if you want it to be
(02:32):
dry right now three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one to six one. Today's
ridiculous Internet question is what should be on a condiment?
Mount Rushmore? Bennett? What would you put on a condiment
Mount Rushmore? I will say at the top of this
Mount Rushmore should be mustard. Yeah, for sure. It's zesty.
You know, it gives you a little young like a
(02:53):
little bite and you have spice, you mustard, honey mustard,
so it gets a little you know, like it's complex.
Somebody takes it in at four one o six one
Red Robin camp fire sauce. Oh that is good. What
does it taste like? I think it's a mix of
thousand Island in ranch well guess we're going today Red Robin.
It's good though. Chick fil a sauce is another one.
(03:15):
This one. I don't know what kind of crack they
put in Chick fil a sauce, but I will do
unspeakable things in an alley to get something. Absolutely. Call
us eight to eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one six one Garrett,
what condiment would you put on a condiment Mount Rushmore? Um,
I'd have to say Chick fil a sauce. Yeah, okay,
So one of the best sauces ever. What is it?
(03:35):
Do you know? Um, my fiance actually figured out the
recipe and she's got it pretty close. Um, there's a
plent a few different ones. Yeah, I put that on
literally everything. It's like taking over branch for me. So
your your fiance pretty much figured out the recipe for
Chick fil a sauce. Oh, yes, she did. She did. No,
(03:58):
no wonder you're marrying her. Absolutely makes sense. Absolutely, that
was the thing that sealed the deal. Yeah. Yeah, And
let's say, buy a lot of Star Wars actual figures, right,
that's a pert Yes it is. Call us up eight
to eight three four three one six one eight eight eight,
three four, three one oh six one. If you could
(04:18):
put condiments on a condiment mount Rushmore, which ones would
they be? I think so far Ranch is definitely on there.
The ranch and catch Up are the two that I'm
pretty sure we've decided on. That's far, could we all? Yeah?
So catch up, I'm gonna put mustard on there should
be on there, thank you. But then I'm torn now
because we just need one more really and Chick fil
(04:40):
a sauce, Red Robins campfire sauce. Somebody takes it in
and said garlic aoli that works as well. Yeah, and
they obviously go to nice places, right, that's something that
they only have at restaurants where they don't have ranch
because they look too good for ranch. I want to
start a thing where you go to those hips three
nice restaurants where you go, hey, do you guys have ranch?
And then they laugh at you basically and go, we
(05:02):
have a housemade aolis laws instead, So you basically have ranch,
but you don't want to call it ranch exactly. Aoli
is mayonnaise with fancy things in. Yeah, but they don't
have it at nice restaurants. And I want to just
go to nice restaurants with a bottle of Hidden Valley
Ranch every single time I go and leave it on
the table and force them to stop shoving aoli down
(05:22):
our throats because you think ranch is too low grade
for your establishment. Right, call us up right now eighty
eight three four three one o six one. Text in
four one oh six one. What condiments should be on
a condiment mount Rushmore? Did Jebil show on demand? It's
another Jebil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
(05:48):
this is Gary Cummings and I'm running for Congress in
your fine district. Yes, this is an automated message from me,
but as a fine citizen of our community, we can't
do this without your help. So this call today is
asking if you'll donate ten dollars to the Gary Cummings
Coming for America campaign. And now it's easy. We can
just build your cell phone right now to donate ten dollars.
(06:10):
Just say yes to end the call and have a
great day as a great American. Just say no and
thank you for your time. Now, got it? Thank you
so much for your donation. It'll be built to your
cell phone. You should see it on the next bill.
Thank you very much again for your time and God
bless America. It will help so much. Customer service. Got it?
You've decided to donate ten more dollars. That's twenty dollars
(06:33):
to the Gary Cummings Not for America Fund. Thank you
so much, Adar, got it? Got it? You've decided to
donate a hundred got it? Hey, this is Gary, and wow,
I can't believe that you decided to donate a thousand
dollars to the Gary I can't tell you how much
(06:55):
that will help our campaign. And it's rare to find
someone so willing to give No representative, got it? Representative?
Got it? Does anyone work there? You've decided to donate
four thousand dollars to the Gary Cummins Coming from America campaign.
My god, cancel, cancel, give me an agent. Would you
like to speak to a representative? Like I said, this
(07:17):
is an automated message and I can send you over
to someone to help you out live and in person
if you'd like to donate more money? Yes, yeah, no,
I want to talk to someone. Oh my dad, Yes,
got it? Thank you again for donating the Gary Cummins
Coming from America campaign. Please hold hi, this is Lisa
(07:39):
from the Gary Cummins coming from America Foundation. Wow are
your donation? Are you a real person, ma'am? Of course
I'm a real person. How can I help you? I'm
not donating anything, I said. No, it shows here that
you donated four thousand dollars. Wow. And with a donation
over a thousand dollars. Everyone gets to talk to Gary
(08:01):
himself and you don't. He's in the office today. Actually
I can go get him. Oh my god, you can
talk to Gary. No. I don't want to talk to
Gary Cummings. I didn't don't et anything. Your system sucks.
I don't want to talk to this. I'm sorry he
was walking by. I didn't hear a word that you
just said. But I'll get him right now. Please hold
(08:23):
taking my money? Hello, Sandra, Yes, I want to say, well,
if that's the way you're gonna say it, Yes it is.
It's Gary effing Cummings and I'm running for Congress and
thank you so much. I'm sopp Gary. I didn't know
I canceled that your automated systems didn't work, and I
didn't donate to your campaign. Well, I was just pulled
(08:44):
aside by one of our interns here who said that
you donated four thousand dollars to the campaign today, And
if I could be at your door right now, I
would be shaking your hand and looking you in the
eye with a very confident coming down to my house
and shake my hand and give me my money back.
Then that's why let's do this. Let's do this, Gary
s In Cummings, who's intern probably unpaid. Well, we don't
(09:06):
have a lot of cash around here. That's why we're
asking for donations. But everybody who does work for the
Gary Cummins Coming for America campaign does get the value
of experience and learn a little bit more about our
political process, which I'm excited to take on. And that's
why I promise you, Sandra that when I am elected
to Congress, I will do everything I can for big
(09:27):
and small business. That that donation did not go through
because I never donated anything. I'm sorry, Sandra, you know what.
Somebody was talking to me. It's a busy day here
in the campaign center, and I didn't hear a word
you just said. But I just want to ask you,
with a donation like that, what can I Gary Cummins
do for you when I make it to Congress. You
can go yourself, and I'm canceling that donation and you
(09:47):
know what, you Gary Cummings, good luck with whatever. All right,
well then I'll just tell you that this is not
Gary Cummins at all. This is actually Jewel from The
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your friend
Carly set you up. Oh you kidding. She said that
you don't know anything about politics, and I don't know
who Gary Cummins is, but I don't think he's running
for Congress. And you're fine district. You went from not
(10:11):
being involved in politics to a top donor. I know. Wow,
four thousand dollars. Love that. You guys freaked me out
so much. I was like, how am I going to
pay my dough? Oh? No money? The Jewel Show on
demand about this Christian. Maybe you start with a three
turn Bennett, and you do it too, and then Victoria
(10:33):
you do a one for the countdown? Good countdown? Ready?
Hell yeah, you're the one starting it off, so whenever
you're ready crying three two one? Wow, that felt good. Yeah.
This is the JNN The Jewil News Network for Tuesday,
January tenth, twenty twenty three. This is JNN reminding you
that's staying up to date with what's going on in
(10:54):
the world is important. That's why after this you should
also go read some legit headlines because of the j
n N. Who knows if we got it right, I'm
Jewel Fresh. And you can add lawyer to the list
of jobs being threatened by artificial intelligence. Why because a
robot lawyer is set to argue its first court case
next month. Lawyer. What. Yeah, there's a website called donpay
(11:16):
dot com and it has tools to help people fight
parking tickets, okay, or get their bank to reverse things
like overdraft fees. So now that they've gotten artificial intelligence
program that can listen in on court cases and come
up with strategies in real time for you to win okay,
And they are going to do it in the US,
but they haven't said where they're going to do it
yet because it's probably illegal to do this. Most core
(11:39):
rooms don't allow electronic devices to connect to the Internet.
So they found a court that allows Apple AirPods to
be used as hearing aids. Okay, and the person fighting
the ticket will have AirPods in while the robot lawyer
listens through their cell phone. And tells them what to say,
and that's kind of iconic. Yeah, it is, The CEO
(11:59):
of not Paid dot Com says, the judge will definitely
not know what's going on. That's what if you get
in there and there's a technical difficulty or something, then
you're not prepared, so you're screwed. Also, I could just
see that conversation right now, him like waiting for to
hear what the robot says, and then like the delay
five seconds later, the judge is like, Hello, could you
say something, Alexa. I need a response to get out
(12:21):
of this ticket. No, stop playing Jonas Brothers. Would you
use a robot lawyer because if you get caught, you
would probably get in more trouble. Oh, you're going for
a ticket, you try to fight it with artificial intelligence
robot and it's illegal and then you end up in
jail for five years for whatever they call it when
you mess up in court. Not at all worth it.
(12:42):
I'll tell you I wouldn't be the first. Okay, this
is the JNN, the Jubile News Network, reminding you that
every edition of the JNN is eco friendly and good
for the environment, because here at the JNN we check
legit news stories and recycle their material. All of our
news stories are one hundred percent recycled. For our next story,
let's send it on over a minute. Hey, it's been
and I'm outside of the Rolling Stones office in Manhattan,
(13:03):
where about fifteen Selene Dion fans are still standing outside
and protesting because she was left off of the two
hundred Greatest Singers of All Time lists by the publication. Okay,
the signs read save Selene, we want a recount, and
Rolling Stone is stoned. Okay. What the group's organizer claims
the list is not correct and they hope that Rolling
(13:25):
Stones will apologize and admit that they're wrong. I agree,
because Selene Dion is one of the greatest singers of
all time. I don't think that we have any great
singers left after like Mariah Carey and Selene Dion. I mean,
I definitely think that Rolling Stone had a huge miss
number one not including Selene in the top two hundred.
But then also she's not being featured in like the
top fifteen to twenty. Right. However, as somebody who is
(13:48):
all about stand behavior and Stayan culture, these people need
to find a hobby. I need to find something else
to do standing outside Rolling Stones office. They already working
on next year's listings all the time. Okay, Like when
I think of greatest singers, I think of Wreatha Franklin.
You know what party rock in the house always. Now,
if they were on the list of the greatest singers
(14:10):
all the time, I might actually go protest out. Those
guys just said shot shot shots over. Yes, Well, back
to your and the Jewel News Network, Jann, It's news
without all those big words. Sending it on over to
Christian grace story. I'm Christian Graceno and I'm on location
in my favorite place for news, Florida, where two people
(14:31):
have been arrested and the story is one for the books,
even the Florida books, let me tell you. According to
the Associated Press, Police and Point Sienna, Florida. I think
it's how you say it. We're contacted via a phone call,
only to notice that on the other end of the
call no one was saying anything. They traced it to
a house to make sure there wasn't somebody in her,
you know, in trouble. Turns out the house is supposed
to not have anyone in it, but there were people
(14:52):
that were burglarizing. Yet and the woman decided to call
the cops and ask for help for carrying out the
things that they were stealing before she determined, you know,
this is probably not a good idea. Unfortunately she'd already
made the call. Cops heard the breathing on the other
end of the call and decided to show up. When
they got there, they recognized the man as a suspect
from a Dollar General burglary thirty five miles sound. The
(15:13):
cops did end up giving them the ride that they requested,
Unfortunately it was to the police station and not to
the house where they were trying to move all this stuff.
How did that conversation go? Who are you calling? I'm
calling somebody? Help's move? Yeah? Who? Who the cops that
I see the move stuff? I call that nine one,
one of the cops to come down help just at
our house. I thought criminals used to be smart with
(15:36):
smart Not anymore anymore. This is the Jane n the
Jewel News Network. Congrats, I guess you just got news.
Remember you listen to Jane in the same time every
single day. I remember follow the show on social media.
At the Jewel Show, follow all of us individually. I
met Jewel Fresh I met Virmira zero zero. I am
at Bennet News. I'm at Christian Gray Snow The Jewel
(15:57):
Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only
on The Jebel Show. Arlene is on the phone today
for War the Roses to catch a cheater, and she
thinks that her boyfriend of three years, Kevin, might be
cheating on her. Arlene, how are you? I've been better? Yeah,
let us know a little bit about your situation. Why
do you think that your boyfriend's cheating? Yeah? So, I
(16:19):
mean I have a pretty good reason to believe that
she's been cheating because all of a sudden, he has
this new friend, Chris, who he's been spending a lot
of time with. Is Chris a guy? Chris is a girl?
I mean, he's just I don't know much about who
Chris is. He's like pretty shifty about talking about her.
(16:40):
So that's like part of the whole thing that he's
suddenly spending time with somebody new and like hardly telling
me anything about her. Oh so her? So Chris is
a her? Yeah, I mean I've asked him and he
was like weird about it. He's like, why are you
asking me? Why do you care, Okay, Like you should
be happy for me. I have a new friend. Does
he have a lot of girl friends? No? I mean
he and I are pretty close, so we don't really
(17:01):
hang out without many other people. And so the fact
that he's got somebody knew that he's obsessed with his
weird Yeah. He's like saying that they're watching movies and
playing video games, which like he really couldn't give about otherwise.
So it's just a bunch of red flags about this
Chris person. Have you ever asked to, like maybe join them?
(17:21):
You said that you're close and they're just doing things
like watching movies and playing video games. So actually that's
a really good suggestion that I have not had the
courage to do, mainly because he's like already acting a
little sketchy, you know. Okay, Yeah, how did he meet Chris?
Do you know that? I think he said like something
through work or whatever, But I don't know. That's the thing,
(17:44):
Like I'll ask him and he'll get a little bit defensive.
Show is he feeling a little bit of guilt? Maybe? Yeah,
who knows. I don't know what he's up to, but
it's not good. Yeah, it's so vague is there anything
else that he's doing that you think, well, yeah, Okay,
So before I was like, Okay, this is sketchy, he's
being weird, He's he's not he has this new friend.
But then on the other day, I think she swung
(18:07):
by what she did, Like I was, Yeah, So I
was taking a nap and I woke up and I
heard him. I saw somebody else and I heard them
kind of like whispering over in the corner like they
were I guess just like sweeming by to grab something,
is what Kevin said. When I asked like, Hey, what
are you doing? Who's here? And he said, yeah, I'm
here with Chris. We're just grabbing someone whore. We go
(18:27):
play game, and right like in my face, in my face,
in my house. And I was just totally stunned, and
I was just kind of like frozen. Way did you
get to you got to meet her? No, that's the thing.
He didn't like bring her in and say like, hey,
like this is my girlfriend. Ok. They were just kind
of like whispering in the corner, and I swear to God,
(18:50):
like I feel like I heard him call her babe.
Oh no wow. Like I couldn't make out the words,
but I swear I heard him like pain. I would
have jumped out of my bed anyway swung. Yeah. Yeah, right,
so I didn't know what the hell to do, so
I don't know that's why I called. You would think
if he wasn't, if nothing was going on, he would
want to introduce you to put your mind at ease. Yeah,
(19:12):
even if he didn't care about putting your minded ease
to make his life easier. Yeah, you know right, it's
so weird, it's so suspicious. Yeah. Yeah, I've never lived
with a partner, but I would imagine a friend of
any level, We're coming over, and I don't care if
it were to grab a pensult that they had left behind.
I would at least be giving some sort of clarity
to my partner as to why they stopped by. And
the nerve if he is cheating, the nerve to actually
(19:34):
bring her to your house. And like, on one end,
I'm like, if he was cheating, he probably wouldn't do
that because he would want to keep it out on
the levels. But you know, chooters, as we all know,
they're not smart, and they do have the nerve. Yeah,
they do everything. From what you're telling us, definitely sounds
like he's cheating. Okay, well, we'll try to figure it
(19:54):
out for you then, Um, you already told us what
grocery star he shops at, So we'll play a song,
come back, and then call him and do the usual
say that every single month we choose one Rewards Card
member at random who gets free flower delivery from our
floral department. We'll see if he sends those flowers to
you or to Chris. Okay, all right, we'll play us.
I'll come back and get your War of the Roses
to Catch Cheater next. I honestly cannot think of anything
(20:18):
innocent about what Arlene's boyfriend Kevin is doing. The only
thing that he's cheating. If you're just joining us for
the second part of War of the Roses to Catch
a Cheater. Arlene is on the phone with us. She's
been with her boyfriend Kevin for three years, and all
of a sudden, Kevin has made a new friend named
Chris with a K who happens to be a female.
Arlene thinks that he met her at work, but she's
(20:40):
not really sure. Anyway, he's been spending a lot of
time with her, playing video games, hanging out he has
not introduced her to Arlene. The other day, Arlene was
taking a nap and Chris came over unannounced, and Mark
didn't really tell her anything about that. She also thinks
he heard Mark call her babe, and he was defensive
when Arlene asked about it. Arline, the way that you
describe your boyfriend being it doesn't sound like there's anything
(21:01):
but cheating going on. So we're about to call him
from the grocery story that he shops at and say
that every single month, we choose a rewards card member
at random who gets free floral delivery from our flower department.
See if he buys that, and see if he sends
the flowers to his girlfriend Arlene or to Chris, who
Arlene thinks that he's cheating with. All right, Arlene, did
I miss anything? That's all right, Let's see what happens.
(21:22):
All right, here we go. I'm gon Dallas phone number
right now? Okay, Hello, Hey, is this Kevin? Yes? This
is kevinn Is called Hi Kevin. My name is Gufar
(21:43):
and I'm calling from and you're a rewards card member
with us, and guess what you're this month's lucky winner.
Thank you for shopping well kock, thank you? What do
I win? Every single month? We choose one rewards card
member totally random who It's free flowers delivered from our
brand new Redesign floral department. Our way of saying thank
(22:04):
you for shopping. Okay, Um cool cool? So what do
I do? Do I gotta come in and or how
does the process work? Very easy? Um? If you know
who you want to send them too, I can take
all your information right now, or we can set up
a time where I can come. I know who I
want to send them too, great, and we can put
a card on it. We have cards for all occasions. Um.
(22:25):
So well, we would start with the name. If you
give me the name first and last of the person,
I can start there. I mean in schooling my girlfriend
Arlene Arlene h okay, and anything you want to put
on a note you want to put a note with that, UM,
I just want to put I know this is really
(22:48):
roll for you right now, and please just know I'll
be there every step of the way any way possible. Um,
all right, I got that down and there. Oh okay,
I like you, Kevin. I don't make this offer normally,
but if you have somebody else too that you want
to send too. I can give you another bookhet flowers
(23:10):
to send out. I mean no, I mean that's kind
of weird. Why would you kind of ask you something
like that. Oh well, you never know. I like to
make sure our customers are happy. And you know, I've
got these free flowers to be delivered, so you can
kill two birds one stone. I don't have two birds.
Only you know, I'm a fateful man, and Arlene is
(23:32):
my girlfriend, and I would just like to send a flower. Star. Kevin,
I have to let you know something. This isn't actually
the grocery store. This is the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show. My name's Jewelsitoria. I'm Bennett, I'm Christian Grace now,
and we do a segment on our show called War
of the Ros. It's got a cheater where if you
think your significant others cheating on you, we can call
them with flower delivery and see if they send them
to you or to someone else. And your girlfriend Arlene
(23:54):
hit us up because she thought you might be cheating
on it, and she's actually on the phone and wants
to talk to you. Yeah, Kevin, I'm sure you don't
want to send the flowers to Chris Kevin, your girlfriend
everything you don't want to send to her. What do
you mean? What am I talking about about Chris, the
woman that you've been hanging out with and lining to
(24:15):
me about this whole time. I would think that you
would want to send her these roses? That such a
cute gesture. Who said Chris was a woman? You did?
I asked you about her. I saw her in our apartment.
You brought her into her apartment and I saw her.
Hold up, Arling, did you call a read of your
(24:35):
show to ask me about this? Yes? Because you've been
hiding stuff for me and been messing around, and I
didn't know what to do. So this is the best
thing that I could come up with, because you wouldn't
tell me yourself. What do you have to say to
that Chris is definitely not a female? What are you
talking about? I saw somebody wearing like basketball shorts and
(24:58):
like short hair in our apartment. What are you talking about, Arlene?
You know I don't like short hair. Why would I
bring a woman around with short hair if I don't
like it? That was not a woman. Chris is my
new friend. You're telling me I'm wrong. You're telling me
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that this is suddenly a guy. Chris is one hundred
percent a guy. He's a new friend of mine. Like
you know, I don't have that many friends as he is.
It's only been me and you for the last three years.
We don't really came out with anybody else. So I
just stopped to meet a new friend at work and
he came by. Now you know the note. I want
(25:41):
you to remember the note that I just sent you.
You know, your condition that you just started to have
with your seizures and everything, and so I just wanted
to send you something because your medicine. What does that
have to do with this? Why? Why are you trying
to change the subject? Because Arlene, you you know, you know,
one of the side effects is kind of like hallucination.
(26:05):
And maybe you thought it was a female in the house,
but I was actually Russian. Came out of the house
the other night. You didn't hear me call you? Yeah, yes,
but I was trying to come check on you. He
came over to go play video games, and I was
telling them I would be over there in a little
(26:25):
bit after I checked on you. That's all it was.
It was never a female, is what you're saying. That
the medication that Arlene is taking is making made her
think it was. Yeah, one of the side effects is hallucination. Arlene,
you're the one taking the medication, isn't making you hallucinate? Yeah?
I mean I did just start taking this medication, and
(26:46):
I've been having like other side effects like being really
fatigued and stuff. So yeah, I mean, I guess it's possible.
It sounds a little far fetched, but but she said
that she asked you about this friend, So I don't understand, Like,
besides the hallucinations, how could she get it so confused?
Why didn't you just tell her? I told you you
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know who Chris was the first time we hung out, Like,
don't you remember. I think you did say that, like
right when this was all first starting. I really don't
think I was paying much attention to then. I wouldn't
have been paying attention to that type of either for
everything going on. And I kind of been wondering why
(27:32):
you've been on my case about hanging out with my
new friends, and I just probably thought that maybe you
didn't want me to have friends. I really really do
not have any problem. I like that you have other friends.
It's just that I legit thought that Christmas a woman
this whole time. I think that's just what I thought.
Oh wow, Maybe I promise you I'm not cheating on
you like I say. I understand that you know, probably
(27:55):
the medication that threw you off, but I promise you
I would never cheat on you. I didn't think you
would end up getting some compassion for me on this
call here you are, promise you you can trust me.
I feel so guilty and bad. And you know what
they should do. They should add on the medicine bottle
side effects like almost sabot judging your relationship leaves. You're
(28:21):
joking about it? Yeah, The Jewels Show on demand jewils
dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, this is the Jewels Show.
And you texted us at four one or six one
(28:42):
and said you had a dirty little secret to tell us.
So we're calling you back. Hi, what's up? Okay? Oh
my god? Wow that gravy you guys called me, isn't
it super crazy? Yeah? Surprised? So can you tell us
your dirty little secret right now? Oh? Yes I can.
I need to get off my chest. So thank you
so much for calling it? All right? Okay, so yeah
(29:06):
my secret? Okay, I was at the mall the other day,
and oh, I can't believe who I saw there. Okay,
here we goes, here's my wacret. When I was younger,
my best friend and I we we always used to
hang out after school. And the reason for that is
because her parents worked and you know, she didn't have
(29:27):
anybody got home too, so she came to me and
we were always you know, just hanging around, maybe sometimes
doing homework. But not this day, because one day we
were at our house and we didn't think anybody was home,
like I said, like, her parents were never there, and
we walked in and all of a sudden, she saw it.
(29:50):
First she said, are those my dad's pants? And I
think so, and then I'm like, wait a second, that's
your dad's shirt. And then we're like, oh my god.
And then she pushed open the door or it was
like a den, and there he was with another woman,
and you guys, think about what they were doing, and
you know, and so that's who I saw at the
(30:15):
mall the other day, her, that woman. Oh yeah, And
so what happened that day back, you know, when we
were thirteen, is that you know, the dad was mortified
and he was like, you know, what. I'm just gonna
keep you guys money. If you guys keep the secret,
not tell anybody here's some money, and just don't ever
say anything he paid you off? How much did you
(30:36):
get he picked up? That's worth? If you were older,
you would have known that uld him all day. I'd
still be getting paid every time rant came around the person,
remember that time? Do yep? Yeah? I take so. So
when you've seen her at the mall, like, did she
(30:58):
remember who you were? Did you guys have eye contact?
And is he still having a fair with her that
you may may or may not know of. We had
an awkward like encounter because we were the path and
bodyworks and like both kind of turned the same corner
and we looked at each other and I pretty much
looked the same and she looks the same, and so
we kind of just looked hard and looked the way
(31:20):
right away because it was just awkward. Do you think, yeah,
do you think she's still having an affair? Like? Yeah?
Are those is the dad and the wife? Like are
they still together or they are? M I could technically
ruin their marriage? How was you? I'll just be like,
you're not just checking in? Haven't in a while. Look
(31:42):
who I ran into it. The mom reminded me of
a couple of things, you know, and a couple of
dollars would help me forget. Yeah, that's my dirty little secret.
I took a picture of her and I sent it
to him. Oh what are you saying? He started writing
us all the bubbles, and then he just stopped and
hasn't say anything. Thank you for telling the Jewel Show
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on demand? Is your name one of the sexiest names
in the world, So it's the Jewel Show. Surprisingly, my
name Jebil not on the list of the talk sexiest
names around. No. Yeah, anyway, they came out with a
list of the top sexiest names for men and women.
(32:28):
Before we go over the top sexiest names, let's go
over the least sexy names. According to this new survey,
some of the least sexy names for a man are Bob.
Bob is not necessarily the most sexy name. I look
at it like this, any name where you can say
give it to me and then name after it and
it sounds good, that's usually a sexier name. Give it
(32:50):
to me, Bob. Oh, yeah, that sounds like you're calling
an auto shop, being like, I, where's my I need
my car, Give it to me. Bob. Come on, we're
not hating on you. If your name is Bob. By
the way, it's just not a sexy name. Names well,
I can't judge any yeah on your parents for naming.
We're going over a list of the sexiest names for
men and women, according to a new survey. These are
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some of the least sexy names. Norman, Oh, of course,
nothing beats motel because it kind of gives like nerdy,
smart and I can get down with the Howard is
on the list two of the least sexy names for
a dude. See, I like like older traditional names too.
Like to me, it just it gives wisdom, he said,
(33:31):
Older traditional names aka older man. Okay, I think we
know where Christians values are right, and I'm not hating
on that at all. I have no problem with that. Dude.
I've always wanted to be a kept man myself. I
just I've never been able to find it. Dude, if
I can lay around a pool all day long with
some eighty year old who was paying for everything and
(33:52):
all I had to do with rubber feet once in
a while, bring it on. Some of the least sexy
names We're gonna get to the most sexy names in
a second, and you'll find out if your name is
on that list. Some of the least sexy names for
a woman, according to this new study, Gertrude, Oh God, Bertha, Agnes, Ethel,
and Mildred. If it hurts you it's something to say
(34:12):
it it's not sex, then that's a good point. If
it hurts your tongue to say it, Mildred, your tongue
hits every part of your mouth. Hard on it, Mildred.
All right, let's go over the sexiest names. So we'll
start with the sexiest names for a guy. The tops
include Joe, No, the room just stopped on that Joe,
(34:35):
Jose looking Jose, Peter, I could see Peterel see. All
the Peters I've ever known have been problematic. So Ben, oh,
I'm six letters away. Ben, We're going over a list
of the top sexiest names for guys and for ladies.
(34:56):
The number one sexiest name for a dude are you ready? Yes? Jack? Okay?
What yeah? I mean? I don't know. I think a
Jack is again. I like a name that sounds like
older and traditional. It gives it adds some wisdom to
your young, you know yourself. You know, hey, Sydney, what
do you think the sexiest name is for a guy?
(35:17):
Jesse Lamone, Sydney. His last name is Lamon. Oh wow, congratulations,
that's cool. How did he do the engagement? Um at
my favorite beat? And he just popped the question and
then weeks later living up to his last name. Lamon. Oh,
(35:41):
thanks for your call. Sidney calls up eighty to eight,
three four, three, one to six one. Let's go over
the top sexiest names for women. Anna Bella, Oh Bella Hadi.
She is smoking. Also a trust fund baby. Yeah, she
works a day in her life and her skin looks
like it. Mia Me as a good name. I love
the name. Yeah. Me is definitely kind of an exotic name,
(36:03):
but the female names are way more exotic than the
dude's names. Jack Joe, Peter right right, Sophie, Sophie Okay, Okay,
I have a cousin named Sophie, so I just gotta
skip right over. Eva. That's a hot name. Yes, it
is Eva, Eva Mendes, Eva Marcill. She won America's Next
Top Model and she was on Real Househouse of Atlanta.
Pop him Yes, Julia okay, Roberts Julia Fox. We're going
(36:27):
over I knew list that came out of the top
sexiest names for men and women. We're about to get
to the top number one sexy name for women. You'll
see if your name is on the list in just
a second. Hey, Jason, Yeah, what do you think the
sexiest name is for a woman? Oh? I have one
for the least sexy. Oh you have the least sexy
name you'd like? That tells? Okay, what is the what
is the least sexiest name you could think of? Well,
(36:48):
my friend's name is Clement k l E m Et
Clement Element, Clement, Clement, Clement Junior. So two people that dude, Clement,
what does he What does he do for work? What
does Clement Junior do for work? He's a he's a man.
(37:10):
He's a manager at like a public storage. Okay, Clement Junior.
I bet he wears a bow tie too. Oh ye,
he watched the bow tie. We'll go give Clement a
high five today and tell him we're thinking of that
is definitely not as his heart calls up eight three four,
three one to six one all right, The number one
(37:32):
sexy name for a woman is Mary Not Mary had
a Little Land, No not List Clement sounds about right.
The Jewel Show on demand
Then Jebel Show on Demand text message in at four
one oh six one and it says, Honey, Racha is
top tier. I will die on this hill. Okay, Well,
I told you it's about to get passionate. You got
to die or anything, and it's time for ridiculous Internet questions.
Today's is going to be heated. I guarantee it, because
when people talk about their top options for food, there's
(00:22):
always a good debate. Today's ridiculous internet question is this
what would be on a condiment Mount Rushmore if there
was a condiment Mount Rushmore. Oh, last time we did
this about breakfast cereals, it was intense. Someone else texted
in at four one o six one and they said Ranch, Mayo,
mustard and barbecue. Although my husband and kid would fight me,
(00:44):
that Ketchup belongs, but I disagree. I will fight her
also should be so Victoria will also fight you. I agree.
I hate ketch Up with a passion. You hate Ketchup.
That's the one thing I hate the most of Oh
my gosh, I love ketch Up. Ranch, in my opinion,
has to be up there on a condo member out Rushmore.
If it's not. At the end of this I will
(01:04):
quit my job and I will never talk to another soul,
and I will move by myself to the desert and
live in a cave with your ranch. That's up y. Yeah,
I was gonna say ranch. Like even last night, I
make like pasta with red sauce and I add ranch
to me on everything. Yeah, you can put ranch on
anything and it will make it better. In my opinion,
(01:27):
ranch goes on anything, and that does sound disgusting, but
also delivered, it's actually really really good. Oh man, if
you've ever been to an Italian restaurant and you have
a salad with ranch on it and the ranch accidentally
gets on your pasta, eat it because it's good. I
used to dip my pizza and ranch high school. Yeah,
(01:47):
it's that's that's called being American. Somebody sex it in
form on the six one says catch up is trash.
You might as well just put sugar straight on your food,
and that's followed by a Texas said sugar is one
of the top condiments. We're asking the question today what
condiments would be on a condiment Mount Rushmore if there
was a condiment Mount Rushmore, Victoria. I think ketchup should
(02:09):
be it's like one of the biggest ones. Benne joken
me that ketchip should be on Mount Rushmore, thank you much.
That it's literally gagging right, Yeah, he's so disgusting, and like,
you know, as much as I hate it, I kind
of do agree, just because there's a bunch of low
nasties out there that they catch it. Also even if
you're not dipping it, like you can't have like a
burger without having okay, if you want it to be
(02:32):
dry right now three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one to six one. Today's
ridiculous Internet question is what should be on a condiment?
Mount Rushmore? Bennett? What would you put on a condiment
Mount Rushmore? I will say at the top of this
Mount Rushmore should be mustard. Yeah, for sure. It's zesty.
You know, it gives you a little young like a
(02:53):
little bite and you have spice, you mustard, honey mustard,
so it gets a little you know, like it's complex.
Somebody takes it in at four one o six one
Red Robin camp fire sauce. Oh that is good. What
does it taste like? I think it's a mix of
thousand Island in ranch well guess we're going today Red Robin.
It's good though. Chick fil a sauce is another one.
(03:15):
This one. I don't know what kind of crack they
put in Chick fil a sauce, but I will do
unspeakable things in an alley to get something. Absolutely. Call
us eight to eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one six one Garrett,
what condiment would you put on a condiment Mount Rushmore? Um,
I'd have to say Chick fil a sauce. Yeah, okay,
So one of the best sauces ever. What is it?
(03:35):
Do you know? Um, my fiance actually figured out the
recipe and she's got it pretty close. Um, there's a
plent a few different ones. Yeah, I put that on
literally everything. It's like taking over branch for me. So
your your fiance pretty much figured out the recipe for
Chick fil a sauce. Oh, yes, she did. She did. No,
(03:58):
no wonder you're marrying her. Absolutely makes sense. Absolutely, that
was the thing that sealed the deal. Yeah. Yeah, And
let's say, buy a lot of Star Wars actual figures, right,
that's a pert Yes it is. Call us up eight
to eight three four three one six one eight eight eight,
three four, three one oh six one. If you could
(04:18):
put condiments on a condiment mount Rushmore, which ones would
they be? I think so far Ranch is definitely on there.
The ranch and catch Up are the two that I'm
pretty sure we've decided on. That's far, could we all? Yeah?
So catch up, I'm gonna put mustard on there should
be on there, thank you. But then I'm torn now
because we just need one more really and Chick fil
(04:40):
a sauce, Red Robins campfire sauce. Somebody takes it in
and said garlic aoli that works as well. Yeah, and
they obviously go to nice places, right, that's something that
they only have at restaurants where they don't have ranch
because they look too good for ranch. I want to
start a thing where you go to those hips three
nice restaurants where you go, hey, do you guys have ranch?
And then they laugh at you basically and go, we
(05:02):
have a housemade aolis laws instead, So you basically have ranch,
but you don't want to call it ranch exactly. Aoli
is mayonnaise with fancy things in. Yeah, but they don't
have it at nice restaurants. And I want to just
go to nice restaurants with a bottle of Hidden Valley
Ranch every single time I go and leave it on
the table and force them to stop shoving aoli down
(05:22):
our throats because you think ranch is too low grade
for your establishment. Right, call us up right now eighty
eight three four three one o six one. Text in
four one oh six one. What condiments should be on
a condiment mount Rushmore? Did Jebil show on demand? It's
another Jebil phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
(05:48):
this is Gary Cummings and I'm running for Congress in
your fine district. Yes, this is an automated message from me,
but as a fine citizen of our community, we can't
do this without your help. So this call today is
asking if you'll donate ten dollars to the Gary Cummings
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to the Gary Cummings Not for America Fund. Thank you
so much, Adar, got it? Got it? You've decided to
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I can't believe that you decided to donate a thousand
dollars to the Gary I can't tell you how much
(06:55):
that will help our campaign. And it's rare to find
someone so willing to give No representative, got it? Representative?
Got it? Does anyone work there? You've decided to donate
four thousand dollars to the Gary Cummins Coming from America campaign.
My god, cancel, cancel, give me an agent. Would you
like to speak to a representative? Like I said, this
(07:17):
is an automated message and I can send you over
to someone to help you out live and in person
if you'd like to donate more money? Yes, yeah, no,
I want to talk to someone. Oh my dad, Yes,
got it? Thank you again for donating the Gary Cummins
Coming from America campaign. Please hold hi, this is Lisa
(07:39):
from the Gary Cummins coming from America Foundation. Wow are
your donation? Are you a real person, ma'am? Of course
I'm a real person. How can I help you? I'm
not donating anything, I said. No, it shows here that
you donated four thousand dollars. Wow. And with a donation
over a thousand dollars. Everyone gets to talk to Gary
(08:01):
himself and you don't. He's in the office today. Actually
I can go get him. Oh my god, you can
talk to Gary. No. I don't want to talk to
Gary Cummings. I didn't don't et anything. Your system sucks.
I don't want to talk to this. I'm sorry he
was walking by. I didn't hear a word that you
just said. But I'll get him right now. Please hold
(08:23):
taking my money? Hello, Sandra, Yes, I want to say, well,
if that's the way you're gonna say it, Yes it is.
It's Gary effing Cummings and I'm running for Congress and
thank you so much. I'm sopp Gary. I didn't know
I canceled that your automated systems didn't work, and I
didn't donate to your campaign. Well, I was just pulled
(08:44):
aside by one of our interns here who said that
you donated four thousand dollars to the campaign today, And
if I could be at your door right now, I
would be shaking your hand and looking you in the
eye with a very confident coming down to my house
and shake my hand and give me my money back.
Then that's why let's do this. Let's do this, Gary
s In Cummings, who's intern probably unpaid. Well, we don't
(09:06):
have a lot of cash around here. That's why we're
asking for donations. But everybody who does work for the
Gary Cummins Coming for America campaign does get the value
of experience and learn a little bit more about our
political process, which I'm excited to take on. And that's
why I promise you, Sandra that when I am elected
to Congress, I will do everything I can for big
(09:27):
and small business. That that donation did not go through
because I never donated anything. I'm sorry, Sandra, you know what.
Somebody was talking to me. It's a busy day here
in the campaign center, and I didn't hear a word
you just said. But I just want to ask you,
with a donation like that, what can I Gary Cummins
do for you when I make it to Congress. You
can go yourself, and I'm canceling that donation and you
(09:47):
know what, you Gary Cummings, good luck with whatever. All right,
well then I'll just tell you that this is not
Gary Cummins at all. This is actually Jewel from The
Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you. Your friend
Carly set you up. Oh you kidding. She said that
you don't know anything about politics, and I don't know
who Gary Cummins is, but I don't think he's running
for Congress. And you're fine district. You went from not
(10:11):
being involved in politics to a top donor. I know. Wow,
four thousand dollars. Love that. You guys freaked me out
so much. I was like, how am I going to
pay my dough? Oh? No money? The Jewel Show on
demand about this Christian. Maybe you start with a three
turn Bennett, and you do it too, and then Victoria
(10:33):
you do a one for the countdown? Good countdown? Ready?
Hell yeah, you're the one starting it off, so whenever
you're ready crying three two one? Wow, that felt good. Yeah.
This is the JNN The Jewil News Network for Tuesday,
January tenth, twenty twenty three. This is JNN reminding you
that's staying up to date with what's going on in
(10:54):
the world is important. That's why after this you should
also go read some legit headlines because of the j
n N. Who knows if we got it right, I'm
Jewel Fresh. And you can add lawyer to the list
of jobs being threatened by artificial intelligence. Why because a
robot lawyer is set to argue its first court case
next month. Lawyer. What. Yeah, there's a website called donpay
(11:16):
dot com and it has tools to help people fight
parking tickets, okay, or get their bank to reverse things
like overdraft fees. So now that they've gotten artificial intelligence
program that can listen in on court cases and come
up with strategies in real time for you to win okay,
And they are going to do it in the US,
but they haven't said where they're going to do it
yet because it's probably illegal to do this. Most core
(11:39):
rooms don't allow electronic devices to connect to the Internet.
So they found a court that allows Apple AirPods to
be used as hearing aids. Okay, and the person fighting
the ticket will have AirPods in while the robot lawyer
listens through their cell phone. And tells them what to say,
and that's kind of iconic. Yeah, it is, The CEO
(11:59):
of not Paid dot Com says, the judge will definitely
not know what's going on. That's what if you get
in there and there's a technical difficulty or something, then
you're not prepared, so you're screwed. Also, I could just
see that conversation right now, him like waiting for to
hear what the robot says, and then like the delay
five seconds later, the judge is like, Hello, could you
say something, Alexa. I need a response to get out
(12:21):
of this ticket. No, stop playing Jonas Brothers. Would you
use a robot lawyer because if you get caught, you
would probably get in more trouble. Oh, you're going for
a ticket, you try to fight it with artificial intelligence
robot and it's illegal and then you end up in
jail for five years for whatever they call it when
you mess up in court. Not at all worth it.
(12:42):
I'll tell you I wouldn't be the first. Okay, this
is the JNN, the Jubile News Network, reminding you that
every edition of the JNN is eco friendly and good
for the environment, because here at the JNN we check
legit news stories and recycle their material. All of our
news stories are one hundred percent recycled. For our next story,
let's send it on over a minute. Hey, it's been
and I'm outside of the Rolling Stones office in Manhattan,
(13:03):
where about fifteen Selene Dion fans are still standing outside
and protesting because she was left off of the two
hundred Greatest Singers of All Time lists by the publication. Okay,
the signs read save Selene, we want a recount, and
Rolling Stone is stoned. Okay. What the group's organizer claims
the list is not correct and they hope that Rolling
(13:25):
Stones will apologize and admit that they're wrong. I agree,
because Selene Dion is one of the greatest singers of
all time. I don't think that we have any great
singers left after like Mariah Carey and Selene Dion. I mean,
I definitely think that Rolling Stone had a huge miss
number one not including Selene in the top two hundred.
But then also she's not being featured in like the
top fifteen to twenty. Right. However, as somebody who is
(13:48):
all about stand behavior and Stayan culture, these people need
to find a hobby. I need to find something else
to do standing outside Rolling Stones office. They already working
on next year's listings all the time. Okay, Like when
I think of greatest singers, I think of Wreatha Franklin.
You know what party rock in the house always. Now,
if they were on the list of the greatest singers
(14:10):
all the time, I might actually go protest out. Those
guys just said shot shot shots over. Yes, Well, back
to your and the Jewel News Network, Jann, It's news
without all those big words. Sending it on over to
Christian grace story. I'm Christian Graceno and I'm on location
in my favorite place for news, Florida, where two people
(14:31):
have been arrested and the story is one for the books,
even the Florida books, let me tell you. According to
the Associated Press, Police and Point Sienna, Florida. I think
it's how you say it. We're contacted via a phone call,
only to notice that on the other end of the
call no one was saying anything. They traced it to
a house to make sure there wasn't somebody in her,
you know, in trouble. Turns out the house is supposed
to not have anyone in it, but there were people
(14:52):
that were burglarizing. Yet and the woman decided to call
the cops and ask for help for carrying out the
things that they were stealing before she determined, you know,
this is probably not a good idea. Unfortunately she'd already
made the call. Cops heard the breathing on the other
end of the call and decided to show up. When
they got there, they recognized the man as a suspect
from a Dollar General burglary thirty five miles sound. The
(15:13):
cops did end up giving them the ride that they requested,
Unfortunately it was to the police station and not to
the house where they were trying to move all this stuff.
How did that conversation go? Who are you calling? I'm
calling somebody? Help's move? Yeah? Who? Who the cops that
I see the move stuff? I call that nine one,
one of the cops to come down help just at
our house. I thought criminals used to be smart with
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Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only
on The Jebel Show. Arlene is on the phone today
for War the Roses to catch a cheater, and she
thinks that her boyfriend of three years, Kevin, might be
cheating on her. Arlene, how are you? I've been better? Yeah,
let us know a little bit about your situation. Why
do you think that your boyfriend's cheating? Yeah? So, I
(16:19):
mean I have a pretty good reason to believe that
she's been cheating because all of a sudden, he has
this new friend, Chris, who he's been spending a lot
of time with. Is Chris a guy? Chris is a girl?
I mean, he's just I don't know much about who
Chris is. He's like pretty shifty about talking about her.
(16:40):
So that's like part of the whole thing that he's
suddenly spending time with somebody new and like hardly telling
me anything about her. Oh so her? So Chris is
a her? Yeah, I mean I've asked him and he
was like weird about it. He's like, why are you
asking me? Why do you care, Okay, Like you should
be happy for me. I have a new friend. Does
he have a lot of girl friends? No? I mean
he and I are pretty close, so we don't really
(17:01):
hang out without many other people. And so the fact
that he's got somebody knew that he's obsessed with his
weird Yeah. He's like saying that they're watching movies and
playing video games, which like he really couldn't give about otherwise.
So it's just a bunch of red flags about this
Chris person. Have you ever asked to, like maybe join them?
(17:21):
You said that you're close and they're just doing things
like watching movies and playing video games. So actually that's
a really good suggestion that I have not had the
courage to do, mainly because he's like already acting a
little sketchy, you know. Okay, Yeah, how did he meet Chris?
Do you know that? I think he said like something
through work or whatever, But I don't know. That's the thing,
(17:44):
Like I'll ask him and he'll get a little bit defensive.
Show is he feeling a little bit of guilt? Maybe? Yeah,
who knows. I don't know what he's up to, but
it's not good. Yeah, it's so vague is there anything
else that he's doing that you think, well, yeah, Okay,
So before I was like, Okay, this is sketchy, he's
being weird, He's he's not he has this new friend.
But then on the other day, I think she swung
(18:07):
by what she did, Like I was, Yeah, So I
was taking a nap and I woke up and I
heard him. I saw somebody else and I heard them
kind of like whispering over in the corner like they
were I guess just like sweeming by to grab something,
is what Kevin said. When I asked like, Hey, what
are you doing? Who's here? And he said, yeah, I'm
here with Chris. We're just grabbing someone whore. We go
(18:27):
play game, and right like in my face, in my face,
in my house. And I was just totally stunned, and
I was just kind of like frozen. Way did you
get to you got to meet her? No, that's the thing.
He didn't like bring her in and say like, hey,
like this is my girlfriend. Ok. They were just kind
of like whispering in the corner, and I swear to God,
(18:50):
like I feel like I heard him call her babe.
Oh no wow. Like I couldn't make out the words,
but I swear I heard him like pain. I would
have jumped out of my bed anyway swung. Yeah. Yeah, right,
so I didn't know what the hell to do, so
I don't know that's why I called. You would think
if he wasn't, if nothing was going on, he would
want to introduce you to put your mind at ease. Yeah,
(19:12):
even if he didn't care about putting your minded ease
to make his life easier. Yeah, you know right, it's
so weird, it's so suspicious. Yeah. Yeah, I've never lived
with a partner, but I would imagine a friend of
any level, We're coming over, and I don't care if
it were to grab a pensult that they had left behind.
I would at least be giving some sort of clarity
to my partner as to why they stopped by. And
the nerve if he is cheating, the nerve to actually
(19:34):
bring her to your house. And like, on one end,
I'm like, if he was cheating, he probably wouldn't do
that because he would want to keep it out on
the levels. But you know, chooters, as we all know,
they're not smart, and they do have the nerve. Yeah,
they do everything. From what you're telling us, definitely sounds
like he's cheating. Okay, well, we'll try to figure it
(19:54):
out for you then, Um, you already told us what
grocery star he shops at, So we'll play a song,
come back, and then call him and do the usual
say that every single month we choose one Rewards Card
member at random who gets free flower delivery from our
floral department. We'll see if he sends those flowers to
you or to Chris. Okay, all right, we'll play us.
I'll come back and get your War of the Roses
to Catch Cheater next. I honestly cannot think of anything
(20:18):
innocent about what Arlene's boyfriend Kevin is doing. The only
thing that he's cheating. If you're just joining us for
the second part of War of the Roses to Catch
a Cheater. Arlene is on the phone with us. She's
been with her boyfriend Kevin for three years, and all
of a sudden, Kevin has made a new friend named
Chris with a K who happens to be a female.
Arlene thinks that he met her at work, but she's
(20:40):
not really sure. Anyway, he's been spending a lot of
time with her, playing video games, hanging out he has
not introduced her to Arlene. The other day, Arlene was
taking a nap and Chris came over unannounced, and Mark
didn't really tell her anything about that. She also thinks
he heard Mark call her babe, and he was defensive
when Arlene asked about it. Arline, the way that you
describe your boyfriend being it doesn't sound like there's anything
(21:01):
but cheating going on. So we're about to call him
from the grocery story that he shops at and say
that every single month, we choose a rewards card member
at random who gets free floral delivery from our flower department.
See if he buys that, and see if he sends
the flowers to his girlfriend Arlene or to Chris, who
Arlene thinks that he's cheating with. All right, Arlene, did
I miss anything? That's all right, Let's see what happens.
(21:22):
All right, here we go. I'm gon Dallas phone number
right now? Okay, Hello, Hey, is this Kevin? Yes? This
is kevinn Is called Hi Kevin. My name is Gufar
(21:43):
and I'm calling from and you're a rewards card member
with us, and guess what you're this month's lucky winner.
Thank you for shopping well kock, thank you? What do
I win? Every single month? We choose one rewards card
member totally random who It's free flowers delivered from our
brand new Redesign floral department. Our way of saying thank
(22:04):
you for shopping. Okay, Um cool cool? So what do
I do? Do I gotta come in and or how
does the process work? Very easy? Um? If you know
who you want to send them too, I can take
all your information right now, or we can set up
a time where I can come. I know who I
want to send them too, great, and we can put
a card on it. We have cards for all occasions. Um.
(22:25):
So well, we would start with the name. If you
give me the name first and last of the person,
I can start there. I mean in schooling my girlfriend
Arlene Arlene h okay, and anything you want to put
on a note you want to put a note with that, UM,
I just want to put I know this is really
(22:48):
roll for you right now, and please just know I'll
be there every step of the way any way possible. Um,
all right, I got that down and there. Oh okay,
I like you, Kevin. I don't make this offer normally,
but if you have somebody else too that you want
to send too. I can give you another bookhet flowers
(23:10):
to send out. I mean no, I mean that's kind
of weird. Why would you kind of ask you something
like that. Oh well, you never know. I like to
make sure our customers are happy. And you know, I've
got these free flowers to be delivered, so you can
kill two birds one stone. I don't have two birds.
Only you know, I'm a fateful man, and Arlene is
(23:32):
my girlfriend, and I would just like to send a flower. Star. Kevin,
I have to let you know something. This isn't actually
the grocery store. This is the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show. My name's Jewelsitoria. I'm Bennett, I'm Christian Grace now,
and we do a segment on our show called War
of the Ros. It's got a cheater where if you
think your significant others cheating on you, we can call
them with flower delivery and see if they send them
to you or to someone else. And your girlfriend Arlene
(23:54):
hit us up because she thought you might be cheating
on it, and she's actually on the phone and wants
to talk to you. Yeah, Kevin, I'm sure you don't
want to send the flowers to Chris Kevin, your girlfriend
everything you don't want to send to her. What do
you mean? What am I talking about about Chris, the
woman that you've been hanging out with and lining to
(24:15):
me about this whole time. I would think that you
would want to send her these roses? That such a
cute gesture. Who said Chris was a woman? You did?
I asked you about her. I saw her in our apartment.
You brought her into her apartment and I saw her.
Hold up, Arling, did you call a read of your
(24:35):
show to ask me about this? Yes? Because you've been
hiding stuff for me and been messing around, and I
didn't know what to do. So this is the best
thing that I could come up with, because you wouldn't
tell me yourself. What do you have to say to
that Chris is definitely not a female? What are you
talking about? I saw somebody wearing like basketball shorts and
(24:58):
like short hair in our apartment. What are you talking about, Arlene?
You know I don't like short hair. Why would I
bring a woman around with short hair if I don't
like it? That was not a woman. Chris is my
new friend. You're telling me I'm wrong. You're telling me
(25:19):
that this is suddenly a guy. Chris is one hundred
percent a guy. He's a new friend of mine. Like
you know, I don't have that many friends as he is.
It's only been me and you for the last three years.
We don't really came out with anybody else. So I
just stopped to meet a new friend at work and
he came by. Now you know the note. I want
(25:41):
you to remember the note that I just sent you.
You know, your condition that you just started to have
with your seizures and everything, and so I just wanted
to send you something because your medicine. What does that
have to do with this? Why? Why are you trying
to change the subject? Because Arlene, you you know, you know,
one of the side effects is kind of like hallucination.
(26:05):
And maybe you thought it was a female in the house,
but I was actually Russian. Came out of the house
the other night. You didn't hear me call you? Yeah, yes,
but I was trying to come check on you. He
came over to go play video games, and I was
telling them I would be over there in a little
(26:25):
bit after I checked on you. That's all it was.
It was never a female, is what you're saying. That
the medication that Arlene is taking is making made her
think it was. Yeah, one of the side effects is hallucination. Arlene,
you're the one taking the medication, isn't making you hallucinate? Yeah?
I mean I did just start taking this medication, and
(26:46):
I've been having like other side effects like being really
fatigued and stuff. So yeah, I mean, I guess it's possible.
It sounds a little far fetched, but but she said
that she asked you about this friend, So I don't understand, Like,
besides the hallucinations, how could she get it so confused?
Why didn't you just tell her? I told you you
(27:09):
know who Chris was the first time we hung out, Like,
don't you remember. I think you did say that, like
right when this was all first starting. I really don't
think I was paying much attention to then. I wouldn't
have been paying attention to that type of either for
everything going on. And I kind of been wondering why
(27:32):
you've been on my case about hanging out with my
new friends, and I just probably thought that maybe you
didn't want me to have friends. I really really do
not have any problem. I like that you have other friends.
It's just that I legit thought that Christmas a woman
this whole time. I think that's just what I thought.
Oh wow, Maybe I promise you I'm not cheating on
you like I say. I understand that you know, probably
(27:55):
the medication that threw you off, but I promise you
I would never cheat on you. I didn't think you
would end up getting some compassion for me on this
call here you are, promise you you can trust me.
I feel so guilty and bad. And you know what
they should do. They should add on the medicine bottle
side effects like almost sabot judging your relationship leaves. You're
(28:21):
joking about it? Yeah, The Jewels Show on demand jewils
dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, this is the Jewels Show.
And you texted us at four one or six one
(28:42):
and said you had a dirty little secret to tell us.
So we're calling you back. Hi, what's up? Okay? Oh
my god? Wow that gravy you guys called me, isn't
it super crazy? Yeah? Surprised? So can you tell us
your dirty little secret right now? Oh? Yes I can.
I need to get off my chest. So thank you
so much for calling it? All right? Okay, so yeah
(29:06):
my secret? Okay, I was at the mall the other day,
and oh, I can't believe who I saw there. Okay,
here we goes, here's my wacret. When I was younger,
my best friend and I we we always used to
hang out after school. And the reason for that is
because her parents worked and you know, she didn't have
(29:27):
anybody got home too, so she came to me and
we were always you know, just hanging around, maybe sometimes
doing homework. But not this day, because one day we
were at our house and we didn't think anybody was home,
like I said, like, her parents were never there, and
we walked in and all of a sudden, she saw it.
(29:50):
First she said, are those my dad's pants? And I
think so, and then I'm like, wait a second, that's
your dad's shirt. And then we're like, oh my god.
And then she pushed open the door or it was
like a den, and there he was with another woman,
and you guys, think about what they were doing, and
you know, and so that's who I saw at the
(30:15):
mall the other day, her, that woman. Oh yeah, And
so what happened that day back, you know, when we
were thirteen, is that you know, the dad was mortified
and he was like, you know, what. I'm just gonna
keep you guys money. If you guys keep the secret,
not tell anybody here's some money, and just don't ever
say anything he paid you off? How much did you
(30:36):
get he picked up? That's worth? If you were older,
you would have known that uld him all day. I'd
still be getting paid every time rant came around the person,
remember that time? Do yep? Yeah? I take so. So
when you've seen her at the mall, like, did she
(30:58):
remember who you were? Did you guys have eye contact?
And is he still having a fair with her that
you may may or may not know of. We had
an awkward like encounter because we were the path and
bodyworks and like both kind of turned the same corner
and we looked at each other and I pretty much
looked the same and she looks the same, and so
we kind of just looked hard and looked the way
(31:20):
right away because it was just awkward. Do you think, yeah,
do you think she's still having an affair? Like? Yeah?
Are those is the dad and the wife? Like are
they still together or they are? M I could technically
ruin their marriage? How was you? I'll just be like,
you're not just checking in? Haven't in a while. Look
(31:42):
who I ran into it. The mom reminded me of
a couple of things, you know, and a couple of
dollars would help me forget. Yeah, that's my dirty little secret.
I took a picture of her and I sent it
to him. Oh what are you saying? He started writing
us all the bubbles, and then he just stopped and
hasn't say anything. Thank you for telling the Jewel Show
(32:08):
on demand? Is your name one of the sexiest names
in the world, So it's the Jewel Show. Surprisingly, my
name Jebil not on the list of the talk sexiest
names around. No. Yeah, anyway, they came out with a
list of the top sexiest names for men and women.
(32:28):
Before we go over the top sexiest names, let's go
over the least sexy names. According to this new survey,
some of the least sexy names for a man are Bob.
Bob is not necessarily the most sexy name. I look
at it like this, any name where you can say
give it to me and then name after it and
it sounds good, that's usually a sexier name. Give it
(32:50):
to me, Bob. Oh, yeah, that sounds like you're calling
an auto shop, being like, I, where's my I need
my car, Give it to me. Bob. Come on, we're
not hating on you. If your name is Bob. By
the way, it's just not a sexy name. Names well,
I can't judge any yeah on your parents for naming.
We're going over a list of the sexiest names for
men and women, according to a new survey. These are
(33:11):
some of the least sexy names. Norman, Oh, of course,
nothing beats motel because it kind of gives like nerdy,
smart and I can get down with the Howard is
on the list two of the least sexy names for
a dude. See, I like like older traditional names too.
Like to me, it just it gives wisdom, he said,
(33:31):
Older traditional names aka older man. Okay, I think we
know where Christians values are right, and I'm not hating
on that at all. I have no problem with that. Dude.
I've always wanted to be a kept man myself. I
just I've never been able to find it. Dude, if
I can lay around a pool all day long with
some eighty year old who was paying for everything and
(33:52):
all I had to do with rubber feet once in
a while, bring it on. Some of the least sexy
names We're gonna get to the most sexy names in
a second, and you'll find out if your name is
on that list. Some of the least sexy names for
a woman, according to this new study, Gertrude, Oh God, Bertha, Agnes, Ethel,
and Mildred. If it hurts you it's something to say
(34:12):
it it's not sex, then that's a good point. If
it hurts your tongue to say it, Mildred, your tongue
hits every part of your mouth. Hard on it, Mildred.
All right, let's go over the sexiest names. So we'll
start with the sexiest names for a guy. The tops
include Joe, No, the room just stopped on that Joe,
(34:35):
Jose looking Jose, Peter, I could see Peterel see. All
the Peters I've ever known have been problematic. So Ben, oh,
I'm six letters away. Ben, We're going over a list
of the top sexiest names for guys and for ladies.
(34:56):
The number one sexiest name for a dude are you ready? Yes? Jack? Okay?
What yeah? I mean? I don't know. I think a
Jack is again. I like a name that sounds like
older and traditional. It gives it adds some wisdom to
your young, you know yourself. You know, hey, Sydney, what
do you think the sexiest name is for a guy?
(35:17):
Jesse Lamone, Sydney. His last name is Lamon. Oh wow, congratulations,
that's cool. How did he do the engagement? Um at
my favorite beat? And he just popped the question and
then weeks later living up to his last name. Lamon. Oh,
(35:41):
thanks for your call. Sidney calls up eighty to eight,
three four, three, one to six one. Let's go over
the top sexiest names for women. Anna Bella, Oh Bella Hadi.
She is smoking. Also a trust fund baby. Yeah, she
works a day in her life and her skin looks
like it. Mia Me as a good name. I love
the name. Yeah. Me is definitely kind of an exotic name,
(36:03):
but the female names are way more exotic than the
dude's names. Jack Joe, Peter right right, Sophie, Sophie Okay, Okay,
I have a cousin named Sophie, so I just gotta
skip right over. Eva. That's a hot name. Yes, it
is Eva, Eva Mendes, Eva Marcill. She won America's Next
Top Model and she was on Real Househouse of Atlanta.
Pop him Yes, Julia okay, Roberts Julia Fox. We're going
(36:27):
over I knew list that came out of the top
sexiest names for men and women. We're about to get
to the top number one sexy name for women. You'll
see if your name is on the list in just
a second. Hey, Jason, Yeah, what do you think the
sexiest name is for a woman? Oh? I have one
for the least sexy. Oh you have the least sexy
name you'd like? That tells? Okay, what is the what
is the least sexiest name you could think of? Well,
(36:48):
my friend's name is Clement k l E m Et
Clement Element, Clement, Clement, Clement Junior. So two people that dude, Clement,
what does he What does he do for work? What
does Clement Junior do for work? He's a he's a man.
(37:10):
He's a manager at like a public storage. Okay, Clement Junior.
I bet he wears a bow tie too. Oh ye,
he watched the bow tie. We'll go give Clement a
high five today and tell him we're thinking of that
is definitely not as his heart calls up eight three four,
three one to six one all right, The number one
(37:32):
sexy name for a woman is Mary Not Mary had
a Little Land, No not List Clement sounds about right.
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