November 17, 2022 • 36 mins
Producers added something that is making people mad in a recent Celebrity Jeopardy game where they were trying to an answer out of a contestant, but what was in the question was the problem!
Along with that, The Jubal Show tells everyone who they have their read receipts on for and why in this Ridiculous Internet Question! Today Jubal Fresh calls a woman who's husband set her up for a Phone Prank! Jubal Fresh is the person stealing from her garden, thinking it is a community garden! In the Jubal News Network, Producer Bennett reports on one TikToker who found a way to lose 31 pounds in 7 weeks! One of our listener is on the phone to ask for help in figuring out if the guy she has been dating for 2 years is cheating on her! There is another listener on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret of a crime that they just committed, and I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But everyone should give themselves a break!
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Along with that, The Jubal Show tells everyone who they have their read receipts on for and why in this Ridiculous Internet Question! Today Jubal Fresh calls a woman who's husband set her up for a Phone Prank! Jubal Fresh is the person stealing from her garden, thinking it is a community garden! In the Jubal News Network, Producer Bennett reports on one TikToker who found a way to lose 31 pounds in 7 weeks! One of our listener is on the phone to ask for help in figuring out if the guy she has been dating for 2 years is cheating on her! There is another listener on the phone who wants to tell us a Dirty Little Secret of a crime that they just committed, and I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But everyone should give themselves a break!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sinjibile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Dink Winkman, and
it's time for another exciting round of ridiculous Internet questions.
It's the game where we ask you the question that
everybody's wondering on the dot com today. Call up if
you want to be a contestant right now eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one eight eight
eight three four three one oh six one. It's ridiculous
(00:22):
Internet questions. And what is today's ridiculous Internet question? It's this,
who do you have red receipts four? On your phone? Somebody?
Others like, what's a red receipt? I don't I don't know.
I don't keep receipts anymore. Everything's digital d receeat. So
that's where if you read it, the person that sent
you a text can see that you read it, right, yep? Okay,
(00:43):
call in right now eight to eight three four three
one o six one. Who do you have red receipts on? Four?
And why? Hey? Q? Thank you Q? Yes you're welcome.
What are you doing right now? Oh? Who do you
(01:03):
have red receipts on? For? Huh? You just um? Do
you need a score? You woking? I can go to
another call. You can continue to take your smoke break
and then I can get back to your answer if
you want, go ahead, Thank you, appreciate it. Who do
you have red receipts on for? That's today's ridiculous Internet question.
(01:27):
Um my daughter? Oh you know so that your daughter
knows if you've read the message or not? Um, maybe
he does. It looks like I did. Sometimes I don't.
Sometimes you don't read your messages? Did you act so long? Baby?
So long? And John? Now I'm black. Let the first.
(01:47):
I'll just read a little bit of this. I'm trying
to have a smoke. You just chill out, kid, Thank
you for calling. Appreciate you. Eight three four three one
oh six one. I don't even know if she knew
why she was calling or what. Who you have red
receipts on for? Christian? I have read receipts on for
absolutely no one in the world. Yeah, no one, No,
(02:09):
I mean, how can you make an excuse if you
have red receipts on? Well? Also, I really really forget
a lot of times, so I intentionally do try to
read leave messages unopened until, like I can give them
the time that they need. But there are times that
you open them and then you have to go back
to them. And so you're sitting there and you've read
it and someone's like, wow, it's been twenty minutes and
he hasn't said anything. It's like, I'm coming, I'm coming,
(02:30):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna respond TONI eventually call up eighty
at eight three four three one six one. Today's ridiculous
Internet question is who do you have red receipts on for? Harper? Yeah?
Who do you have red receipts on? For? Everybody? Oh?
And the only reason why it's because if they see
that I read it and I don't answer back, it
means I just don't care. Then that takes the whole
conversation of you having to be like, yeah, I got
(02:52):
your text, I just didn't want to respond to it.
Good point. Yeah, very good points, Harpert. Thank you for
calling eight at eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one o six one. Who do you
have red receipts on for? That's today's ridiculous Internet question, Bennett.
In the words of Keith Sweat, nobody, no bad nobody.
I'm a bad text there, Okay, Like I'm terrible. I'm
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a terrible text there. Like I will literally read a
text and them respond to you in my head and
keep it moving, and then like three days later, when
I meet something from you, I'll be like, oh whoops, whoops,
didn't respond. So I'm not trying to get in trouble.
Ain't nobody got to know what I'm doing or when
I read their text. Just no, I got it, and
I'll get back to you whenever it's clever call us
eight at eight three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one to six one. Today's
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ridiculous Internet question is who do you have red receipts
on for? Reluca? Hi? There, hey there, oh there, all right,
So who do you have red receipts on for? So?
My red receipts are actually on by default for everybody,
but I turn them off for people who blow me
up if I don't answer or if I don't like you,
(03:55):
I turn them off, and then I also for my
close friends to turn them on for me. Really smart, Okay, yeah,
if I have, if I communicate with you enough, I
don't care if you reply. I just want to know
you read it. So if the information gets to you,
I'm good. Okay, that's cool. That's a good way to do.
I can appreciate that. How do you force them? Do
(04:16):
you physically have to hold them down and be like
he turn it on? Only a couple of them? Call
us eight to eight three four three one oh six one,
text in four one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet
question is who do you have red receipts on for? Victoria?
I have them on for like my parents, my brothers.
That's about it. But I like her answer because I
feel like, like your best friends, like, as long as
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you got it, you don't need to reply to me.
I would like a response, but if you don't give
me one, it's fine. But if I can just know
you read it, I get that. Call us eight at
eight three four three one six one. Text in four
one oh six one. Who do you have read receipts on?
Four Alex? Nobody? Because nobody has them on for me?
You want to be treated exactly? Call us eight eight
eight three four three one six one, text in four
(04:58):
one oh six one. Who do you have red receipts
for on your phone? That's today's ridicul center net question.
I don't have them on for anybody. I don't talk
to anybody really, so I should turn them on for Alex.
We're married. I can turn them on for you. That'd
be fun. Yeah, would you like that? Imagine if they
had email red receipts. Oh, that would be horrible for you.
That would be really I would be really bad. I
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get in a lot of trouble for not answering emails.
I used it. They do they do? Oh, Oh, hopefully
it's not turned on on my thing, because I've lied
about not reading emails so much. I haven't seen that one.
What are you talking about? I never saw that email.
Did Jubil show on demand? It's another Jubil phone Frameay
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello? Who am I? Hello?
(05:49):
Who am I talking to you? This is Jacky. Who
is it? Did I call you? Yes? You called me? Hi.
My name is Eddie. Hi. I don't think I know him, Eddie.
We haven't met yet. I'm one of your neighbors and
I got your phone number from Darcy. Oh I lived
(06:11):
down the street right, Yeah. Hi, A pleasure to make
your acquaintance. I don't think we've actually met before. I
apologize if I'm speaking loudly. My hearing aid went out
a little bit ago, and so it's kind of hard
for me to hear. Let me know if I need
to quiet down a bit. Uh No, you're fine, Eddie.
What can I do for you? Yeah? Sorry, I'm calling
(06:31):
you out of the blue like this because I know
that you run the pea patch, and so I wanted
to call and ask a few questions about some of
the plants there in the pea patch. In the pea patch, yeah,
the pea patchen. Yes, the community garden I've been because
I've been walking by your house is the closest to
the community guard. And I don't know if it's called
(06:52):
a pea patch or not, but I've known him as
pea patches before and I was walking by the other
day and I was like, wow, I didn't even know
we had a community guard in here. And so I've
been eating these delicious avocados, and I was wondering if
from you know, who runs the pea patch, so I
can request that they, you know, get another avocado tree
(07:12):
down there. Are you telling me that you've been taking
my avocados? Because I know that's my personal garden. Do
you know how expensive avocado were in the store. I
thought the score. You know, I saw a thing on
Netflix where the cartels in Mexico they fight over avocados.
That's how hard they are to come by. So imagine
(07:33):
my surprise when I see the pea patch right by
your house got a big ripe avocado tree. Sure, I'm
telling you right now that that is not a community garden.
That is my personal arden. That is behind a date.
How can you walk by a dated property and think
that it's part of the community gardens? And Matt, That's
was my surprise when I noticed the pea patch there,
(07:54):
I said, hoop, wow, when did they put that up?
They got a full avocado tree with plenty of ripe
coados on it and kind a fence around it and everything.
And I didn't even see him doing construction. But then again, construction,
I don't even understand how someone of your age, I mean,
how old are you? You sound like you're seventy and
you're telling me that fifteen foot fence. I feel some
(08:14):
of the bottom. Well, I was wondering why they didn't
just leave the pea patch open. You see a community
garden like that, and you're like, and you wonder why
they would there is no pea patch. That is my garden.
You're saying that that guarden, that pea patch, is in
a community garden at all. That is that is correct, Eddie,
(08:35):
that is my personal garden. You have been stealing produce
from my personal garden. Oh boy, yeah, well, I'm certainly
sorry about that and the other stuff. I'm sorry, but
what else have you taken? What is the other stuff? Well,
because I thought it was a pea patch and a
community garden, so I was out there. I've been doing
(08:57):
a little gardening out there and nobody's around. I just
have been using I've been using my own compost. Then,
I guess I've been using that in your yard, and
you're probably not gonna like that very much. Been using
composts in my You've been taking your garbage and puning
it in my yard. Why would you use garbage for compost?
(09:19):
I don't understand what that means. I saw on a
show one time the human waste makes really good compost
when gardening. So I've been every night going over there
and taking a squat squatting in your yard. Why are
you in anybody's garden? Do not take in a private
garden a community garden any kind of garden that is disgusting.
(09:41):
You sound like my ex wife. I wonder if she's
your ex wife. You're probably taking on the front. Oh
you know what. Also, this is actually Jewel from Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Brian set you up. I'm sorry, what's a joke. Your
husband said that somebody's been stealing avocados from your garden
(10:04):
and you wanted us to mess with you. God, well,
thank god that the Jebel Show on demand. This is
the JNN the Jugal News Network for Thursday, November seventeenth,
twenty twenty two. This is JNN, the most trusted name
(10:28):
in news. So sorry I read that wrong, miss trusted name.
Jewel Fresh and the naughty videos of you and your
significant other. The only reason that you shouldn't let your
kids use your phone? Why is that? Because a story
is going viral of a nine year old in the
UK named Noah and he actually tricked his parents into
getting him a puppy. The parents were thinking about it,
(10:48):
but the mom wasn't sure it was a good idea,
so while Noah's dad was out, he took his mom's
phone and texted her and said go for it, buy
the puppy, and his dad came home with a puppy.
No idea. It's a really horrible move by that nine
year old, but brilliant genius. And be careful when you
give your kids your phone. Yeah, I feel like there's
those horror stories of like kids that get on their
(11:10):
parents phones and then they spend like hundreds of dollars
on the Amazon and the app store. How you don't
have passwords on their phone? Right? Oh bucks for Fortnite.
This is the JNN, the jew Whole News Network sponsored
by the Royd Emporium. From androids to steroids to hemorrhoids.
Whatever Royd you need, we got it for your next story.
(11:32):
Let's send it over to Alex Fresh. Okay, so there's
this woman who works at a hospital who basically, you know,
Snickers tagline whatever Snickers tagline is, you're not you and
you're hungry or like house heers, just like that. Yeah,
well she definitely owned up to that. Because I'm not
trying to be insensitive or anything, but this woman who
had passed away at the hospital had a debit card
(11:53):
that the nurse took and went and bought some snacks
and Snickers. Hello after she had passed away. That is theft. Wow,
that was a camera and everything. I'm like, you not
yourself when you're hungry. She was not. She's robbed from
a dead person because she was hungry and wanted us
Nickers educated with a degree. At work, she said, yeah,
(12:13):
I'm gonna do this, petty, and you're about to go
down for Snicker's mom. Work it right like I was.
Her dying word was like, hey, take me a bit,
carn't get a Snackers. Yeah she is okay, Yeah, it
was a promise. This is the J and N the
Jewil news at work where the news doesn't need explaining,
(12:34):
So don't ask any dumb questions. Burnet Storry, let's send
it on over to benut Hey, it's been If you're
looking for a quick way to lose a few extra
pounds after the holidays, I have the latest and greatest
diet for you. A South African TikToker is going viral
for the interesting way she lost thirty one pounds in
seven weeks. In preparation of a breast reduction surgery. She
wired her mouth shut so that all she could eat
(12:56):
was liquid soup, smoothies, yogurts, et cetera. But I'm like
that even But here's the worth that you can't do
other things like talk, sneeze, yell for help. And obviously
she doesn't have a man, because if she did, he's
gone because no, no, gosh, hello, oh yeah, there you go.
This is a great way to lose. I had a
(13:17):
friend out his job broke when we were in high school.
He wanted to lose some weight due After a few months,
he was skinny and looking good. But was he happy
right like I don't know. I would ask him questions
and he was just like armor where the facts aren't
in our name at all. For a reason, for a
(13:39):
next story, let's send it to Christian Grayson. I'm Christian graysone.
I'm on location in Los Angeles where the producers of
Celebrity Jeopardy are under fire after they created what viewers
and fans are calling a very distasteful clue during a
recent episode. According to TMZ, a clue during a recent
episode of the show read in twenty twenty one, fugitive
Brian Laundry ended his days in Florida's Area home of
(14:01):
these long, toothy critters. They were trying to get the
word alligator out of the participants of the game. But literally,
they could have said anything else other than making light
of a murderer and that murderer who then ended up
taking his own life. So yeah, and if you're not
familiar with the case, obviously, Brian took the life of
his girlfriend, Gabby Petito. He then ran from the cops,
(14:21):
took his own life, and somebody at Celebrity Jeopardy thought
that it would be cute to make this a clue
and it's not. And I just want to say, Alex
Trebek would have never allowed this to happen. No, definitely
not ever. That's the ridiculous thing in entertainment with some producers.
They're just so out of touch with everything. It's insane.
They go, it's gotta be topical. Yeah, it's gotta be topical.
What's from Florida? I mean, was laundry story? That guy
(14:42):
that killed us? I mean, that's topical at least, right,
And the sad part is that it goes through multiple
realms of approvals and no one's shot it like this
is a great idea. No, so many different things you
can say for Florida, just trying to figure out alligator. Right, Hey,
if you see a crazy news story about someone doing
something ridiculous, who's on meth wearing no pants in a Walmart?
What are the animals that are there? You'd be like
alligators that's Florida, or just be like not a crocodile?
(15:05):
A yeah there? Oh yeah, Well that producer has been
fired and probably coming to work for the jan Absolutely
Jewbil News Network. Lower your standards and lower him even
more than that. In order anyway, listen to the j
and then every single weekday morning at this time, follow
the show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow
us all individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I met that Dres,
(15:26):
I'm a Christian Grace Now I'm at ben At knows
the Jewbil Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jebil Show. Alana is on the
phone today for a War of the Roses to catch
a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years, Frederick,
might be cheating on her, so we're gonna see if
we can catch him. Alana, I was gonna say, how
are you? But I stop myself because I know that
(15:48):
that's a bad question to ask you right now, you're
obviously not great because you think that your boyfriend might
be cheating on you. Yeah, okay, well sorry, Yeah that sucks.
Tell us a little bit about why. So honestly, like
for the past, like several holidays, like big holidays and
small hollidays, like even like fourth of July, you know,
four twenty, he starts everything. He's like made up some
(16:12):
kind of excuse for why he can't spend the whole
day with me and we will talk off work. So
it's really weird. And I get it if it's like,
you know, like before the July like for twenty you know,
one of those kind of like party holidays, like if
he wants to spend it with his friends, Like I
kind of get that, but he said that he didn't
want me to like come because he wanted to be
like just the guys. And then Thanksgiving it's coming up,
(16:36):
and again he was like super weird, and he said
it was like gonna be just his family and like
it's gonna be like a small dinner. So it's like
too soon for me to come, which I know he's
lying because his mom already invited me. And now he's
saying that he doesn't want me to go, and he
doesn't know that his mom invited you. No. I guess
(16:58):
I assume that she would have like told him, but
I guess not because he's like, yeah, it's really going
to be like a small, like intimate family dinner, and like,
I just think it's too soon to like invite you
too soon. You guys been together for two years, yeah,
and I've met his family and stuff, and so like,
I don't know, I'm just like super weirded out. He's
actually really weird. Okay, is this new or has he
(17:20):
always been that way about like the holidays. It's just
been within the past like six months or so, Like
I would say, like Easter was probably like those first
one and then four twenty fourth of July, Memorial Day,
Labor Day, and now Thanksgiving. Okay, did you guys like
(17:40):
spend the holidays together last year? We did, Like I
feel like we kind of spent it more maybe with
my family or like with our friends, but like, yeah,
we were still together, and so it's like really weird.
So it's more recently that he needs to hang out
with his friends and there's not very intimate meetings on
(18:04):
these holidays now, right, and he seems those friends all
the time too, So it's like so strange to me
that he doesn't want me to be included. Like I
know a lot of his friends, and like he knows
my friends, So it's is it is like really hurtful
that he doesn't want me to be included, and I
feel like something has to be going on that's weird.
You don't feel like, maybe, um, you don't feel like
(18:26):
he's taking another girl to like his parents' house for holidays,
do you. That's what I'm afraid of. That's why I
honestly couldn't think it's happening at this point. I mean,
that would be a bold move if you guys been
dating for two years and the families, you know, his
families met you, right, and the mom invited Your mom's
out here inviting you exactly. That's why I feel like
something weird has to be going on. What does he
(18:47):
think that you're going to do for Thanksgiving? He's like,
all right, well, you know, like my family's doing this,
So did you guys talk about what you're going to do.
He told me to go and spend it with my parents,
but like I was expecting to go and have dinner
with his family and then have like a late dinner
with my family, and he wants me to just go.
He's like, no, it's like a family holiday. Rainy to
(19:09):
just like boast be with third families. He was like,
I could like maybe stop at your parents like in
the morning, but I have to be with my family
and like the after tune the union. Yeah, that is weird.
I mean it might not be as weird if you
guys haven't been together for two years, you know, right, Well,
we'll see if we can help you out and see
(19:29):
if he is cheating. What grocery store does he shop at? Um? Oh,
usually shop at the warehouse. Okay, cool, Well we'll call
from there and we'll do the usual. We'll say that
every single month, we choose one Rewards cardmember completely at
random to call and give free flower delivery from our
brand new Florda apartment. We'll see if he sends the
flowers to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, thank you,
(19:52):
all right, plays, I'll come back and do your War
of the Roses to Catch a Cheater next. If you're
just joining us for today's War the Roses to Catch
a Cheater. A lot is on the phone, and Alana
thinks that her boyfriend of two years, Frederick, might be
cheating on her because recently he started wanting to spend
every single holiday separate and doesn't want her to come along,
and she doesn't understand why. It's kind of a newer thing,
(20:15):
which is really weird. They've been together almost two years,
and usually at that point, you know, you guys choose
a family to go to, or you do the worst
thing ever and try to do it all and go
to like five different houses on Thanksgiving. I've done that before,
and it is terrible. You're at one place for like
ten minutes and then rushing to another place just so
you can say hi to people for five minutes. Anyway,
they've been together that long, so it shouldn't be like
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he doesn't want her to come to the holidays and
she doesn't know why. She thinks maybe he started seeing
somebody else on the side. So we're about to call
him from the grocery store that they shop at and
say that every single month, we choose one random rewards card,
remember to call up and get free free flower delivery
from our floor old department, and we'll see if he
sends them to his girlfriend Alana or to someone else.
All right, Alana, you ready, I'm ready? All right, cool,
(20:57):
here we go. Hello. Hi, my name is Gordon and
I'm calling from and I was looking for our Rewards
card member named Frederick. Yeah, this is Frederick. Frederick. How
(21:20):
are you guess what? You're this month's lucky winner? Congratulations? Okay?
What did I what did I win? The flowers? The flowers?
I don't I'm not following. Every single month we choose
one Rewards Card member at random and they win free
flower delivery from our floral department. It's brand new. We're
(21:42):
trying to promote it that way and also say thank you.
It's completely free delivered anywhere in the continent, in all
the United States of America, absolutely free. Okay, all right, Yeah,
if you know the person that you want to send
them to, I can take the information right now. I
can also set up a time to call you back
if you need to think about it. Um no, let's
let's do it. I can just give you a name.
(22:04):
That's that's three name, yep. I just need a name
in the first and last name and anything you want
to put on a card. So if it's a romantic occasion,
you can get a little romantic. Um, yeah, you could
send it to Rebecca. Um, do you want to put
anything on a card to missus Rebecca? Uh? Sure, can't
(22:30):
wait to spend the holidays with you. Okay, cool, I
got that down. Also, I want to let you know
that this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment where we try to catch
people cheating by seeing if they'll send flowers to their
significant other or someone else. And Alana, your actual girlfriend,
is on the phone, and we would probably love to
talk to you about sending flowers to Rebecca. Busted? Are
(22:51):
you serious? Right now? Who's Rebecca? Are you? Have you
lost your mind? I lost my find Who's Rebecca? Who
are you saying songs too? And spending the holidays calling me?
Who's this torque calling me on the phone about flowers? Like?
Are you psychotic? What's who is Rebecca? Are you going
(23:14):
to answer me or not? Who are you saying? He's
far too? Is this way you don't want to spend
the holidays with me? You've been so weird? Is this
Rebecca who you've been spending the holidays with you? Like?
On Labor Day? A Memorial Day for the July Sah,
you're like talking, what are you talking about? Just stop?
Just stop? What are you talking? Answer me? Answer me
(23:36):
right now? Goon calling me about flowers and like are
you are you gone to catch you because you're Peter
and you're cheating on me doing what Clearly you're cheating.
You're going to dinner with Rebecca. Oh please. Rebecca is
a friend of mine. I'm knowing her forever, okay, and
(23:57):
you're going to spend the holidays with her, You with
your good old pal Rebecca. That's why I can't come
to Thanksgiving at your house after your mom invited me
already you're taking really you know what I just started
seeing Rebecca, Okay, Like I wasn't cheating, but you actually
like drove me away with your psychotic bullsh like this
(24:20):
is the type of ship that I've been talking about.
Like you're just constantly writing my and you're just like, oh,
I mean you're crazy that this is my so like
I'm psycho apparently, So that's like a yourself however you
(24:42):
want and take them to your family house. Rebecca even
know about me? Who cares? It's not about you? Get
over yourself? Oh, my god, Wow, this is about us.
We've been together for two years and you're with some
other girls behind my back. You're taking her those family holidays.
You don't even have to ad minute now in front
(25:02):
of everyone. You're still trying to go god and lie
on it. That's your problem. You don't listen. You drove
me to you because of your psychotic like. I've just
had enough with your psychotic behavior. I'm up here, I thought,
and obviously it was great, great, good for you? What
(25:24):
do you want? Good for you? And I thought you
don't feel bad? Maybe I was. I don't setting me
up on a radio right now, I should feel bad.
You try to instead of calling to me and talking
you you like get some weirdo to call me for
like fake flowers. I've been trying to talk to you.
You just lie to me. I had to do this
(25:47):
fing No, you don't talk. You're just like bitch and
moan and like it's just too much. You're doing a
lot of deflecting. Dog. Who are you, doctor? Phil God?
I don't even know who you are. A girl, do
yourself a favor and just get away from this guy.
I can't believe you're taking her to Thanksgiving. That's like
(26:08):
a like I've met your family, I go to Thanksgiving
and you're gonna take the heart instead of me, like
and then try and lie about it like have fun,
have fun. Yeah, I'm sure you have a sway time
like your mom bad enough that you're you're a total cycle.
But you're bringing my mom into this now, like, wow,
(26:30):
you're a class act. And you know what. Yeah, I
wanted to go to the holidays with somebody else so
I didn't have to listen to your in moaning and
having You know, I want to have a good time
for one now. I want to feel like you are
liked by Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to
go to Thanksgiving to your family. You guys are best.
(26:50):
So I already have got it from this one. Your
gotch you on your mom? Oh hell the dirty long wow,
Oh my god. He already hung up, so he didn't
get to hear that part, but we did. Alana that
that does suck though. I'm sorry that um that happened,
and I'm sorry you got that attitude. Damn, I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed you're going to heard me like that. But
like that's how he makes I do it. I knew
(27:13):
he was cheating. Oh my god, I don't think you
have anything to be embarrassed of. I think you reacted accordingly, honestly,
right and honestly. If she like thought it was like
that this whole time, then why didn't he just break
up with me? Why? I don't think that cheat. If
someone's like mean, like, just break up with them, I don't.
At least you know now so that you can move
(27:35):
on and find someone who won't do that. Yeah, find
somebody that wants to spend the holidays with you and
that will respect you, because this guy is far from that.
I want to want to spend any holidays with him.
Moving forward, right, Thank you, and think about this. He
obviously doesn't care about cheating on someone. So whoever that
girl is, she's about to get the same thing happened
(27:56):
to her, right, she's gonna find out. Will know? Well,
good luck, Okay, hanging there, Thank you. The Jewils Show
on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hey, what's up? This
(28:23):
is the Jewil Show And you texted us at four
one of six one saying you have a dirty little secret.
So we're calling you back to ask what your dear
little secret is Oh okay, bye, how's it going? Hello? Um,
I'm turn okay this morning. Do you have time to
tell us your dirty little secret right now? Um? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(28:43):
this works perfect, Okay, go for it. What is your
dirty little secret? So? Uh, this morning, I so a
Starbucks coffee. Um from the line. I'm not I feel
I feel bad about it, but you know, your dirty
little secret just happened this morning. Yeah, yeah, you know,
(29:05):
this first time I've done it. But it was just
I was running late and when I got to Starbucks,
the line was ridiculous. It was out the door, and
I can't function without my coffee, so I just kind
of looked around. There's all these cups sitting there. Oh no,
I just grabbed one. Oh man. Yeah, I feel I'm
feel awful about it. But are you scared someone's gonna
(29:27):
like see you though walking out with their drink? Because like,
I know what my drink looks like, and if I
saw someone with mine, I'd be like, I'm excuse me,
I think you accidentally grabbed their own thing. I think
there were so many people there and there was like
there was probably seven drinks they were just sitting there,
So I figured everybody's distracted. Everybody's head down on the
phones anyway. It's you know, it's you know, the first
(29:47):
thing in the morning. Everybody's like in a rush on
the way to work. So I just I'm snagged it.
You know, Well, did you end up with a good drink? Yeah?
What did you get? I did? I did. I did
a quick scan because there's some like iced teas, and
but there's a there's a pepper mint mocha and I
was like, oh, that's nice and seasonal. So I quick
snagged that really quick, making sure that I get my
(30:09):
caffeine for the day. And I don't know my boss
to text me really, you know, that morning as I
was standing in line about to put my order and
I was just I had to go. So I just
grabbed it. And I figured, you know, the STARB expirations
can just remake it if somebody standing I can't make
enough money. Yeah, that's a way. That's a good way
to rationalize theft. Another one, I mean, and it to
(30:30):
validate I don't I've never done this before, but Nowiday,
I think the coffees were like seven dollars and it
probably costs a dollar fifty to make you know like
they can remake it. Yeah, probably not even Okay, well,
welcome to the life of crime. Yeah, no turning back now. Yeah,
I figured out. I figured out of all the things
that I could have done, this is probably not the worst,
(30:51):
but I still feel guilty. So that's you know, that's
my dirty little favorite to day starts with a Starbucks
coffee and then it ends with a bank. So thank
you for telling I commit anymore anywere crime? Yeah, thank you,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. It's
probably the last time you'll be able to call that.
Isn't a collect call out prison? Yeah? All right, then
(31:15):
Jubil show on demand. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but don't listen to a podcast on hypnosis
while you're driving. Could be dangerous. That's a text we
just got in at four one O six one, and
I've done that before. You're really getting into it and
you're like, wait a second, I'm driving, open the eyes
and textas four one O six one calls up eighty
eight three four three one O six one, it's time four.
(31:37):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but we
do it every single Thursday at this time where you
get to call up and say I don't know who
needs to hear this, and then put a butt on
it and tell everybody what you think they should hear. Hey, Darryl, Yes,
what do you think the world should hear today? Alone
needs to hear this? But when you're in the drive through,
I think people need to be a little bit more
patient with you instead of asking you what that is
(31:58):
when you're not even done order. Yeah right, I love that.
That is the thing about service that really bothers me
right now is whenever I'm at the drive through. I
get coffee every single morning, and I might sometimes not
even halfway done with the order yet, and they're like
that it was that all. I'm like, No, call us
up eight at eight three four three one o six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, But what
(32:18):
do you think the world should hear today? Christian? I
don't know who needs to hear this. But I have
recently discovered that it is worth it to sometimes wait
until the last minute to get concert tickets. Okay, because
when I was in Kentucky recently, we had tickets purchased
for the Judge Show literally months ago. And then I'll
just happened to look on ticket Master. For the same
(32:39):
price that we had paid for our seats, were second
road tickets available resale at the last minute for people
that couldn't make it verified on ticket Master. Of course
we bought those. Yeah, yeah, just keep it in mind.
If you think there's gonna be a little bit of
flexibility in your plans, maybe buy a cheap ticket to
guarantee you a spot, all right, text in four one
six one, call us eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. I don't know who needs to
(33:00):
hear this, but hey, Raina, yeah, I would like the
world to hear today that when you're going up to
a drive through, no one needs to hear your entire story.
People gotta get themselves at work. A lot of people
going through the drive through this morning for I don't
know who needs to hear this, but right, call it's
eight to eight three four three one six one. Text
in four one oh six one. Every single Thursday at
(33:21):
this time, it's I don't know who needs to hear this,
but hey, Billy, yeah, I don't know who needs to
hear this. But your dog's mouth is not as clean
as you think it is. But don't let it lift
your mouth call me out? Why don't you calls? Eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but hey, Savannah, I don't know who need to hear this,
(33:42):
but the old music is way better. Old music is
way better. That's right, Okay, Well then I'll read this
text that came in at four one oh six one,
probably for you, Savannah. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but gen Z doesn't like you. Stop making
them try, That's what I said, because they're listening to
the new music, so they probably disagree with that. Thank
you for calling eight to eight three four three one
six one text in four one oh six one. I
(34:03):
don't know who needs to hear this, but Victoria, I
don't know who needs to hear this. But the reason
you went back into your room is to grab your glasses,
because anyone have those moments like we forget you walk
into your room. I do that a billion times a day.
What was I doing? I don't know. We'll figure it out.
And then later on there's a conversation where it's like, oh, yeah,
I've had with pants on, That's what I was trying
to do call us eight at eight three four three
(34:24):
one six one text in four one oh six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but hey, Cammy, Yeah,
what do you think the world needs to here today? Oh? Yeah,
you forgot where. I don't know who needs no, no,
I just get all nervous. Oh that's fine. I don't
know who needs to hear this, but don't take heavy
pain killers after donating plasma, you might fit who. Wow,
(34:48):
that is good advice. I found that out the hard way.
Donated plasma and yeah, and then I went home and
I was hanging out with my kids and I had
a lot of neck pain over the last week. So
I took a heavy pain killer and then like ten
minutes later painted right on the kitchen. Why that quick
(35:09):
sounds like an exciting Yeah, yeah, all right, that's great advice. Then, Cammy,
thank you, and I hope you're okay. Eight at eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Alex, I don't know who needs to hear let's
but self care goes a long way. Yes, one of
my things was going to be self care. What I
was gonna say was don't slack on it if you
are struggling, right, because a lot of times if you're
(35:29):
having a bad day and you do something and the
more let's say you work out on the morning like
I do, that's what I do for self care, right,
And if you don't want to because you're like, screw it, whatever,
terrible day, nothing matters. Make sure you get up and
do your self care that day more than any other
day because that's when you need to do with the most.
Don't start slacking on it because you're having a bad time.
That's what will happen with people with self care. But
my actual I don't know who needs to hear this
(35:50):
butt for today was I learned something and I want
to apologize in personal life, Like I'm not the best communicator,
and I was reading about communication and it says one
of the things to do if you want to apologize
for something that you've done is to not say I'm sorry,
because apparently I'm sorry. It's like a state of being
to say I apologize means more to somebody. So try
it out today if you need to apologize, So anybody
(36:12):
that I've said I'm sorry, to ever, I'd like to
take that back and say I apologize, because apparently that's
a better way to say it. Oh that's something I'm
gonna call us up. Eight at eight three four three
on a six one text end four one oh six one.
It's I don't know who needs to hear this, but um,
one more phone call. I have no idea who's on
the line, so it's kind of an on screen call.
But eight at eight three four three on A six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but hello, Hi,
this is Nita. Nita, what do you think the world
(36:33):
needs to hear? I don't know who needs to hear this,
but please pick up your dobby pool, especially when there's
a gobbage kid pool feet in front of you. Yes,
absolutely pick it up, throw it away. Yeah, don't forget
your doggy backs when you're leaving. Yes, go by doggy
backs and they still won't pick up your pool. Pick
up your poop, all right then? Jebel Show on Demand
Sinjibile Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Dink Winkman, and
it's time for another exciting round of ridiculous Internet questions.
It's the game where we ask you the question that
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(00:22):
Internet questions. And what is today's ridiculous Internet question? It's this,
who do you have red receipts four? On your phone? Somebody?
Others like, what's a red receipt? I don't I don't know.
I don't keep receipts anymore. Everything's digital d receeat. So
that's where if you read it, the person that sent
you a text can see that you read it, right, yep? Okay,
(00:43):
call in right now eight to eight three four three
one o six one. Who do you have red receipts on? Four?
And why? Hey? Q? Thank you Q? Yes you're welcome.
What are you doing right now? Oh? Who do you
(01:03):
have red receipts on? For? Huh? You just um? Do
you need a score? You woking? I can go to
another call. You can continue to take your smoke break
and then I can get back to your answer if
you want, go ahead, Thank you, appreciate it. Who do
you have red receipts on for? That's today's ridiculous Internet question.
(01:27):
Um my daughter? Oh you know so that your daughter
knows if you've read the message or not? Um, maybe
he does. It looks like I did. Sometimes I don't.
Sometimes you don't read your messages? Did you act so long? Baby?
So long? And John? Now I'm black. Let the first.
(01:47):
I'll just read a little bit of this. I'm trying
to have a smoke. You just chill out, kid, Thank
you for calling. Appreciate you. Eight three four three one
oh six one. I don't even know if she knew
why she was calling or what. Who you have red
receipts on for? Christian? I have read receipts on for
absolutely no one in the world. Yeah, no one, No,
(02:09):
I mean, how can you make an excuse if you
have red receipts on? Well? Also, I really really forget
a lot of times, so I intentionally do try to
read leave messages unopened until, like I can give them
the time that they need. But there are times that
you open them and then you have to go back
to them. And so you're sitting there and you've read
it and someone's like, wow, it's been twenty minutes and
he hasn't said anything. It's like, I'm coming, I'm coming,
(02:30):
I'm gonna, I'm gonna respond TONI eventually call up eighty
at eight three four three one six one. Today's ridiculous
Internet question is who do you have red receipts on for? Harper? Yeah?
Who do you have red receipts on? For? Everybody? Oh?
And the only reason why it's because if they see
that I read it and I don't answer back, it
means I just don't care. Then that takes the whole
conversation of you having to be like, yeah, I got
(02:52):
your text, I just didn't want to respond to it.
Good point. Yeah, very good points, Harpert. Thank you for
calling eight at eight three four three one six one.
Text in four one o six one. Who do you
have red receipts on for? That's today's ridiculous Internet question, Bennett.
In the words of Keith Sweat, nobody, no bad nobody.
I'm a bad text there, Okay, Like I'm terrible. I'm
(03:13):
a terrible text there. Like I will literally read a
text and them respond to you in my head and
keep it moving, and then like three days later, when
I meet something from you, I'll be like, oh whoops, whoops,
didn't respond. So I'm not trying to get in trouble.
Ain't nobody got to know what I'm doing or when
I read their text. Just no, I got it, and
I'll get back to you whenever it's clever call us
eight at eight three four three one six one eight
eight eight three four three one to six one. Today's
(03:35):
ridiculous Internet question is who do you have red receipts
on for? Reluca? Hi? There, hey there, oh there, all right,
So who do you have red receipts on for? So?
My red receipts are actually on by default for everybody,
but I turn them off for people who blow me
up if I don't answer or if I don't like you,
(03:55):
I turn them off, and then I also for my
close friends to turn them on for me. Really smart, Okay, yeah,
if I have, if I communicate with you enough, I
don't care if you reply. I just want to know
you read it. So if the information gets to you,
I'm good. Okay, that's cool. That's a good way to do.
I can appreciate that. How do you force them? Do
(04:16):
you physically have to hold them down and be like
he turn it on? Only a couple of them? Call
us eight to eight three four three one oh six one,
text in four one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet
question is who do you have red receipts on for? Victoria?
I have them on for like my parents, my brothers.
That's about it. But I like her answer because I
feel like, like your best friends, like, as long as
(04:37):
you got it, you don't need to reply to me.
I would like a response, but if you don't give
me one, it's fine. But if I can just know
you read it, I get that. Call us eight at
eight three four three one six one. Text in four
one oh six one. Who do you have read receipts on?
Four Alex? Nobody? Because nobody has them on for me?
You want to be treated exactly? Call us eight eight
eight three four three one six one, text in four
(04:58):
one oh six one. Who do you have red receipts
for on your phone? That's today's ridicul center net question.
I don't have them on for anybody. I don't talk
to anybody really, so I should turn them on for Alex.
We're married. I can turn them on for you. That'd
be fun. Yeah, would you like that? Imagine if they
had email red receipts. Oh, that would be horrible for you.
That would be really I would be really bad. I
(05:18):
get in a lot of trouble for not answering emails.
I used it. They do they do? Oh, Oh, hopefully
it's not turned on on my thing, because I've lied
about not reading emails so much. I haven't seen that one.
What are you talking about? I never saw that email.
Did Jubil show on demand? It's another Jubil phone Frameay
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello? Who am I? Hello?
(05:49):
Who am I talking to you? This is Jacky. Who
is it? Did I call you? Yes? You called me? Hi.
My name is Eddie. Hi. I don't think I know him, Eddie.
We haven't met yet. I'm one of your neighbors and
I got your phone number from Darcy. Oh I lived
(06:11):
down the street right, Yeah. Hi, A pleasure to make
your acquaintance. I don't think we've actually met before. I
apologize if I'm speaking loudly. My hearing aid went out
a little bit ago, and so it's kind of hard
for me to hear. Let me know if I need
to quiet down a bit. Uh No, you're fine, Eddie.
What can I do for you? Yeah? Sorry, I'm calling
(06:31):
you out of the blue like this because I know
that you run the pea patch, and so I wanted
to call and ask a few questions about some of
the plants there in the pea patch. In the pea patch, yeah,
the pea patchen. Yes, the community garden I've been because
I've been walking by your house is the closest to
the community guard. And I don't know if it's called
(06:52):
a pea patch or not, but I've known him as
pea patches before and I was walking by the other
day and I was like, wow, I didn't even know
we had a community guard in here. And so I've
been eating these delicious avocados, and I was wondering if
from you know, who runs the pea patch, so I
can request that they, you know, get another avocado tree
(07:12):
down there. Are you telling me that you've been taking
my avocados? Because I know that's my personal garden. Do
you know how expensive avocado were in the store. I
thought the score. You know, I saw a thing on
Netflix where the cartels in Mexico they fight over avocados.
That's how hard they are to come by. So imagine
(07:33):
my surprise when I see the pea patch right by
your house got a big ripe avocado tree. Sure, I'm
telling you right now that that is not a community garden.
That is my personal arden. That is behind a date.
How can you walk by a dated property and think
that it's part of the community gardens? And Matt, That's
was my surprise when I noticed the pea patch there,
(07:54):
I said, hoop, wow, when did they put that up?
They got a full avocado tree with plenty of ripe
coados on it and kind a fence around it and everything.
And I didn't even see him doing construction. But then again, construction,
I don't even understand how someone of your age, I mean,
how old are you? You sound like you're seventy and
you're telling me that fifteen foot fence. I feel some
(08:14):
of the bottom. Well, I was wondering why they didn't
just leave the pea patch open. You see a community
garden like that, and you're like, and you wonder why
they would there is no pea patch. That is my garden.
You're saying that that guarden, that pea patch, is in
a community garden at all. That is that is correct, Eddie,
(08:35):
that is my personal garden. You have been stealing produce
from my personal garden. Oh boy, yeah, well, I'm certainly
sorry about that and the other stuff. I'm sorry, but
what else have you taken? What is the other stuff? Well,
because I thought it was a pea patch and a
community garden, so I was out there. I've been doing
(08:57):
a little gardening out there and nobody's around. I just
have been using I've been using my own compost. Then,
I guess I've been using that in your yard, and
you're probably not gonna like that very much. Been using
composts in my You've been taking your garbage and puning
it in my yard. Why would you use garbage for compost?
(09:19):
I don't understand what that means. I saw on a
show one time the human waste makes really good compost
when gardening. So I've been every night going over there
and taking a squat squatting in your yard. Why are
you in anybody's garden? Do not take in a private
garden a community garden any kind of garden that is disgusting.
(09:41):
You sound like my ex wife. I wonder if she's
your ex wife. You're probably taking on the front. Oh
you know what. Also, this is actually Jewel from Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.
Brian set you up. I'm sorry, what's a joke. Your
husband said that somebody's been stealing avocados from your garden
(10:04):
and you wanted us to mess with you. God, well,
thank god that the Jebel Show on demand. This is
the JNN the Jugal News Network for Thursday, November seventeenth,
twenty twenty two. This is JNN, the most trusted name
(10:28):
in news. So sorry I read that wrong, miss trusted name.
Jewel Fresh and the naughty videos of you and your
significant other. The only reason that you shouldn't let your
kids use your phone? Why is that? Because a story
is going viral of a nine year old in the
UK named Noah and he actually tricked his parents into
getting him a puppy. The parents were thinking about it,
(10:48):
but the mom wasn't sure it was a good idea,
so while Noah's dad was out, he took his mom's
phone and texted her and said go for it, buy
the puppy, and his dad came home with a puppy.
No idea. It's a really horrible move by that nine
year old, but brilliant genius. And be careful when you
give your kids your phone. Yeah, I feel like there's
those horror stories of like kids that get on their
(11:10):
parents phones and then they spend like hundreds of dollars
on the Amazon and the app store. How you don't
have passwords on their phone? Right? Oh bucks for Fortnite.
This is the JNN, the jew Whole News Network sponsored
by the Royd Emporium. From androids to steroids to hemorrhoids.
Whatever Royd you need, we got it for your next story.
(11:32):
Let's send it over to Alex Fresh. Okay, so there's
this woman who works at a hospital who basically, you know,
Snickers tagline whatever Snickers tagline is, you're not you and
you're hungry or like house heers, just like that. Yeah,
well she definitely owned up to that. Because I'm not
trying to be insensitive or anything, but this woman who
had passed away at the hospital had a debit card
(11:53):
that the nurse took and went and bought some snacks
and Snickers. Hello after she had passed away. That is theft. Wow,
that was a camera and everything. I'm like, you not
yourself when you're hungry. She was not. She's robbed from
a dead person because she was hungry and wanted us
Nickers educated with a degree. At work, she said, yeah,
(12:13):
I'm gonna do this, petty, and you're about to go
down for Snicker's mom. Work it right like I was.
Her dying word was like, hey, take me a bit,
carn't get a Snackers. Yeah she is okay, Yeah, it
was a promise. This is the J and N the
Jewil news at work where the news doesn't need explaining,
(12:34):
So don't ask any dumb questions. Burnet Storry, let's send
it on over to benut Hey, it's been If you're
looking for a quick way to lose a few extra
pounds after the holidays, I have the latest and greatest
diet for you. A South African TikToker is going viral
for the interesting way she lost thirty one pounds in
seven weeks. In preparation of a breast reduction surgery. She
wired her mouth shut so that all she could eat
(12:56):
was liquid soup, smoothies, yogurts, et cetera. But I'm like
that even But here's the worth that you can't do
other things like talk, sneeze, yell for help. And obviously
she doesn't have a man, because if she did, he's
gone because no, no, gosh, hello, oh yeah, there you go.
This is a great way to lose. I had a
(13:17):
friend out his job broke when we were in high school.
He wanted to lose some weight due After a few months,
he was skinny and looking good. But was he happy
right like I don't know. I would ask him questions
and he was just like armor where the facts aren't
in our name at all. For a reason, for a
(13:39):
next story, let's send it to Christian Grayson. I'm Christian graysone.
I'm on location in Los Angeles where the producers of
Celebrity Jeopardy are under fire after they created what viewers
and fans are calling a very distasteful clue during a
recent episode. According to TMZ, a clue during a recent
episode of the show read in twenty twenty one, fugitive
Brian Laundry ended his days in Florida's Area home of
(14:01):
these long, toothy critters. They were trying to get the
word alligator out of the participants of the game. But literally,
they could have said anything else other than making light
of a murderer and that murderer who then ended up
taking his own life. So yeah, and if you're not
familiar with the case, obviously, Brian took the life of
his girlfriend, Gabby Petito. He then ran from the cops,
(14:21):
took his own life, and somebody at Celebrity Jeopardy thought
that it would be cute to make this a clue
and it's not. And I just want to say, Alex
Trebek would have never allowed this to happen. No, definitely
not ever. That's the ridiculous thing in entertainment with some producers.
They're just so out of touch with everything. It's insane.
They go, it's gotta be topical. Yeah, it's gotta be topical.
What's from Florida? I mean, was laundry story? That guy
(14:42):
that killed us? I mean, that's topical at least, right,
And the sad part is that it goes through multiple
realms of approvals and no one's shot it like this
is a great idea. No, so many different things you
can say for Florida, just trying to figure out alligator. Right, Hey,
if you see a crazy news story about someone doing
something ridiculous, who's on meth wearing no pants in a Walmart?
What are the animals that are there? You'd be like
alligators that's Florida, or just be like not a crocodile?
(15:05):
A yeah there? Oh yeah, Well that producer has been
fired and probably coming to work for the jan Absolutely
Jewbil News Network. Lower your standards and lower him even
more than that. In order anyway, listen to the j
and then every single weekday morning at this time, follow
the show on social media at the Jewel Show, follow
us all individually. I'm a Jewel Fresh, I met that Dres,
(15:26):
I'm a Christian Grace Now I'm at ben At knows
the Jewbil Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jebil Show. Alana is on the
phone today for a War of the Roses to catch
a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years, Frederick,
might be cheating on her, so we're gonna see if
we can catch him. Alana, I was gonna say, how
are you? But I stop myself because I know that
(15:48):
that's a bad question to ask you right now, you're
obviously not great because you think that your boyfriend might
be cheating on you. Yeah, okay, well sorry, Yeah that sucks.
Tell us a little bit about why. So honestly, like
for the past, like several holidays, like big holidays and
small hollidays, like even like fourth of July, you know,
four twenty, he starts everything. He's like made up some
(16:12):
kind of excuse for why he can't spend the whole
day with me and we will talk off work. So
it's really weird. And I get it if it's like,
you know, like before the July like for twenty you know,
one of those kind of like party holidays, like if
he wants to spend it with his friends, Like I
kind of get that, but he said that he didn't
want me to like come because he wanted to be
like just the guys. And then Thanksgiving it's coming up,
(16:36):
and again he was like super weird, and he said
it was like gonna be just his family and like
it's gonna be like a small dinner. So it's like
too soon for me to come, which I know he's
lying because his mom already invited me. And now he's
saying that he doesn't want me to go, and he
doesn't know that his mom invited you. No. I guess
(16:58):
I assume that she would have like told him, but
I guess not because he's like, yeah, it's really going
to be like a small, like intimate family dinner, and like,
I just think it's too soon to like invite you
too soon. You guys been together for two years, yeah,
and I've met his family and stuff, and so like,
I don't know, I'm just like super weirded out. He's
actually really weird. Okay, is this new or has he
(17:20):
always been that way about like the holidays. It's just
been within the past like six months or so, Like
I would say, like Easter was probably like those first
one and then four twenty fourth of July, Memorial Day,
Labor Day, and now Thanksgiving. Okay, did you guys like
(17:40):
spend the holidays together last year? We did, Like I
feel like we kind of spent it more maybe with
my family or like with our friends, but like, yeah,
we were still together, and so it's like really weird.
So it's more recently that he needs to hang out
with his friends and there's not very intimate meetings on
(18:04):
these holidays now, right, and he seems those friends all
the time too, So it's like so strange to me
that he doesn't want me to be included. Like I
know a lot of his friends, and like he knows
my friends, So it's is it is like really hurtful
that he doesn't want me to be included, and I
feel like something has to be going on that's weird.
You don't feel like, maybe, um, you don't feel like
(18:26):
he's taking another girl to like his parents' house for holidays,
do you. That's what I'm afraid of. That's why I
honestly couldn't think it's happening at this point. I mean,
that would be a bold move if you guys been
dating for two years and the families, you know, his
families met you, right, and the mom invited Your mom's
out here inviting you exactly. That's why I feel like
something weird has to be going on. What does he
(18:47):
think that you're going to do for Thanksgiving? He's like,
all right, well, you know, like my family's doing this,
So did you guys talk about what you're going to do.
He told me to go and spend it with my parents,
but like I was expecting to go and have dinner
with his family and then have like a late dinner
with my family, and he wants me to just go.
He's like, no, it's like a family holiday. Rainy to
(19:09):
just like boast be with third families. He was like,
I could like maybe stop at your parents like in
the morning, but I have to be with my family
and like the after tune the union. Yeah, that is weird.
I mean it might not be as weird if you
guys haven't been together for two years, you know, right, Well,
we'll see if we can help you out and see
(19:29):
if he is cheating. What grocery store does he shop at? Um? Oh,
usually shop at the warehouse. Okay, cool, Well we'll call
from there and we'll do the usual. We'll say that
every single month, we choose one Rewards cardmember completely at
random to call and give free flower delivery from our
brand new Florda apartment. We'll see if he sends the
flowers to you or to someone else. Okay, okay, thank you,
(19:52):
all right, plays, I'll come back and do your War
of the Roses to Catch a Cheater next. If you're
just joining us for today's War the Roses to Catch
a Cheater. A lot is on the phone, and Alana
thinks that her boyfriend of two years, Frederick, might be
cheating on her because recently he started wanting to spend
every single holiday separate and doesn't want her to come along,
and she doesn't understand why. It's kind of a newer thing,
(20:15):
which is really weird. They've been together almost two years,
and usually at that point, you know, you guys choose
a family to go to, or you do the worst
thing ever and try to do it all and go
to like five different houses on Thanksgiving. I've done that before,
and it is terrible. You're at one place for like
ten minutes and then rushing to another place just so
you can say hi to people for five minutes. Anyway,
they've been together that long, so it shouldn't be like
(20:35):
he doesn't want her to come to the holidays and
she doesn't know why. She thinks maybe he started seeing
somebody else on the side. So we're about to call
him from the grocery store that they shop at and
say that every single month, we choose one random rewards card,
remember to call up and get free free flower delivery
from our floor old department, and we'll see if he
sends them to his girlfriend Alana or to someone else.
All right, Alana, you ready, I'm ready? All right, cool,
(20:57):
here we go. Hello. Hi, my name is Gordon and
I'm calling from and I was looking for our Rewards
card member named Frederick. Yeah, this is Frederick. Frederick. How
(21:20):
are you guess what? You're this month's lucky winner? Congratulations? Okay?
What did I what did I win? The flowers? The flowers?
I don't I'm not following. Every single month we choose
one Rewards Card member at random and they win free
flower delivery from our floral department. It's brand new. We're
(21:42):
trying to promote it that way and also say thank you.
It's completely free delivered anywhere in the continent, in all
the United States of America, absolutely free. Okay, all right, Yeah,
if you know the person that you want to send
them to, I can take the information right now. I
can also set up a time to call you back
if you need to think about it. Um no, let's
let's do it. I can just give you a name.
(22:04):
That's that's three name, yep. I just need a name
in the first and last name and anything you want
to put on a card. So if it's a romantic occasion,
you can get a little romantic. Um, yeah, you could
send it to Rebecca. Um, do you want to put
anything on a card to missus Rebecca? Uh? Sure, can't
(22:30):
wait to spend the holidays with you. Okay, cool, I
got that down. Also, I want to let you know
that this is actually the Jewel Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment where we try to catch
people cheating by seeing if they'll send flowers to their
significant other or someone else. And Alana, your actual girlfriend,
is on the phone, and we would probably love to
talk to you about sending flowers to Rebecca. Busted? Are
(22:51):
you serious? Right now? Who's Rebecca? Are you? Have you
lost your mind? I lost my find Who's Rebecca? Who
are you saying songs too? And spending the holidays calling me?
Who's this torque calling me on the phone about flowers? Like?
Are you psychotic? What's who is Rebecca? Are you going
(23:14):
to answer me or not? Who are you saying? He's
far too? Is this way you don't want to spend
the holidays with me? You've been so weird? Is this
Rebecca who you've been spending the holidays with you? Like?
On Labor Day? A Memorial Day for the July Sah,
you're like talking, what are you talking about? Just stop?
Just stop? What are you talking? Answer me? Answer me
(23:36):
right now? Goon calling me about flowers and like are
you are you gone to catch you because you're Peter
and you're cheating on me doing what Clearly you're cheating.
You're going to dinner with Rebecca. Oh please. Rebecca is
a friend of mine. I'm knowing her forever, okay, and
(23:57):
you're going to spend the holidays with her, You with
your good old pal Rebecca. That's why I can't come
to Thanksgiving at your house after your mom invited me
already you're taking really you know what I just started
seeing Rebecca, Okay, Like I wasn't cheating, but you actually
like drove me away with your psychotic bullsh like this
(24:20):
is the type of ship that I've been talking about.
Like you're just constantly writing my and you're just like, oh,
I mean you're crazy that this is my so like
I'm psycho apparently, So that's like a yourself however you
(24:42):
want and take them to your family house. Rebecca even
know about me? Who cares? It's not about you? Get
over yourself? Oh, my god, Wow, this is about us.
We've been together for two years and you're with some
other girls behind my back. You're taking her those family holidays.
You don't even have to ad minute now in front
(25:02):
of everyone. You're still trying to go god and lie
on it. That's your problem. You don't listen. You drove
me to you because of your psychotic like. I've just
had enough with your psychotic behavior. I'm up here, I thought,
and obviously it was great, great, good for you? What
(25:24):
do you want? Good for you? And I thought you
don't feel bad? Maybe I was. I don't setting me
up on a radio right now, I should feel bad.
You try to instead of calling to me and talking
you you like get some weirdo to call me for
like fake flowers. I've been trying to talk to you.
You just lie to me. I had to do this
(25:47):
fing No, you don't talk. You're just like bitch and
moan and like it's just too much. You're doing a
lot of deflecting. Dog. Who are you, doctor? Phil God?
I don't even know who you are. A girl, do
yourself a favor and just get away from this guy.
I can't believe you're taking her to Thanksgiving. That's like
(26:08):
a like I've met your family, I go to Thanksgiving
and you're gonna take the heart instead of me, like
and then try and lie about it like have fun,
have fun. Yeah, I'm sure you have a sway time
like your mom bad enough that you're you're a total cycle.
But you're bringing my mom into this now, like, wow,
(26:30):
you're a class act. And you know what. Yeah, I
wanted to go to the holidays with somebody else so
I didn't have to listen to your in moaning and
having You know, I want to have a good time
for one now. I want to feel like you are
liked by Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to
go to Thanksgiving to your family. You guys are best.
(26:50):
So I already have got it from this one. Your
gotch you on your mom? Oh hell the dirty long wow,
Oh my god. He already hung up, so he didn't
get to hear that part, but we did. Alana that
that does suck though. I'm sorry that um that happened,
and I'm sorry you got that attitude. Damn, I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed you're going to heard me like that. But
like that's how he makes I do it. I knew
(27:13):
he was cheating. Oh my god, I don't think you
have anything to be embarrassed of. I think you reacted accordingly, honestly,
right and honestly. If she like thought it was like
that this whole time, then why didn't he just break
up with me? Why? I don't think that cheat. If
someone's like mean, like, just break up with them, I don't.
At least you know now so that you can move
(27:35):
on and find someone who won't do that. Yeah, find
somebody that wants to spend the holidays with you and
that will respect you, because this guy is far from that.
I want to want to spend any holidays with him.
Moving forward, right, Thank you, and think about this. He
obviously doesn't care about cheating on someone. So whoever that
girl is, she's about to get the same thing happened
(27:56):
to her, right, she's gonna find out. Will know? Well,
good luck, Okay, hanging there, Thank you. The Jewils Show
on demand, Jewils Dirty Little Secret. Hey, what's up? This
(28:23):
is the Jewil Show And you texted us at four
one of six one saying you have a dirty little secret.
So we're calling you back to ask what your dear
little secret is Oh okay, bye, how's it going? Hello? Um,
I'm turn okay this morning. Do you have time to
tell us your dirty little secret right now? Um? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
(28:43):
this works perfect, Okay, go for it. What is your
dirty little secret? So? Uh, this morning, I so a
Starbucks coffee. Um from the line. I'm not I feel
I feel bad about it, but you know, your dirty
little secret just happened this morning. Yeah, yeah, you know,
(29:05):
this first time I've done it. But it was just
I was running late and when I got to Starbucks,
the line was ridiculous. It was out the door, and
I can't function without my coffee, so I just kind
of looked around. There's all these cups sitting there. Oh no,
I just grabbed one. Oh man. Yeah, I feel I'm
feel awful about it. But are you scared someone's gonna
(29:27):
like see you though walking out with their drink? Because like,
I know what my drink looks like, and if I
saw someone with mine, I'd be like, I'm excuse me,
I think you accidentally grabbed their own thing. I think
there were so many people there and there was like
there was probably seven drinks they were just sitting there,
So I figured everybody's distracted. Everybody's head down on the
phones anyway. It's you know, it's you know, the first
(29:47):
thing in the morning. Everybody's like in a rush on
the way to work. So I just I'm snagged it.
You know, Well, did you end up with a good drink? Yeah?
What did you get? I did? I did. I did
a quick scan because there's some like iced teas, and
but there's a there's a pepper mint mocha and I
was like, oh, that's nice and seasonal. So I quick
snagged that really quick, making sure that I get my
(30:09):
caffeine for the day. And I don't know my boss
to text me really, you know, that morning as I
was standing in line about to put my order and
I was just I had to go. So I just
grabbed it. And I figured, you know, the STARB expirations
can just remake it if somebody standing I can't make
enough money. Yeah, that's a way. That's a good way
to rationalize theft. Another one, I mean, and it to
(30:30):
validate I don't I've never done this before, but Nowiday,
I think the coffees were like seven dollars and it
probably costs a dollar fifty to make you know like
they can remake it. Yeah, probably not even Okay, well,
welcome to the life of crime. Yeah, no turning back now. Yeah,
I figured out. I figured out of all the things
that I could have done, this is probably not the worst,
(30:51):
but I still feel guilty. So that's you know, that's
my dirty little favorite to day starts with a Starbucks
coffee and then it ends with a bank. So thank
you for telling I commit anymore anywere crime? Yeah, thank you,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. It's
probably the last time you'll be able to call that.
Isn't a collect call out prison? Yeah? All right, then
(31:15):
Jubil show on demand. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but don't listen to a podcast on hypnosis
while you're driving. Could be dangerous. That's a text we
just got in at four one O six one, and
I've done that before. You're really getting into it and
you're like, wait a second, I'm driving, open the eyes
and textas four one O six one calls up eighty
eight three four three one O six one, it's time four.
(31:37):
I don't know who needs to hear this, but we
do it every single Thursday at this time where you
get to call up and say I don't know who
needs to hear this, and then put a butt on
it and tell everybody what you think they should hear. Hey, Darryl, Yes,
what do you think the world should hear today? Alone
needs to hear this? But when you're in the drive through,
I think people need to be a little bit more
patient with you instead of asking you what that is
(31:58):
when you're not even done order. Yeah right, I love that.
That is the thing about service that really bothers me
right now is whenever I'm at the drive through. I
get coffee every single morning, and I might sometimes not
even halfway done with the order yet, and they're like
that it was that all. I'm like, No, call us
up eight at eight three four three one o six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, But what
(32:18):
do you think the world should hear today? Christian? I
don't know who needs to hear this. But I have
recently discovered that it is worth it to sometimes wait
until the last minute to get concert tickets. Okay, because
when I was in Kentucky recently, we had tickets purchased
for the Judge Show literally months ago. And then I'll
just happened to look on ticket Master. For the same
(32:39):
price that we had paid for our seats, were second
road tickets available resale at the last minute for people
that couldn't make it verified on ticket Master. Of course
we bought those. Yeah, yeah, just keep it in mind.
If you think there's gonna be a little bit of
flexibility in your plans, maybe buy a cheap ticket to
guarantee you a spot, all right, text in four one
six one, call us eight eight eight three four three
one oh six one. I don't know who needs to
(33:00):
hear this, but hey, Raina, yeah, I would like the
world to hear today that when you're going up to
a drive through, no one needs to hear your entire story.
People gotta get themselves at work. A lot of people
going through the drive through this morning for I don't
know who needs to hear this, but right, call it's
eight to eight three four three one six one. Text
in four one oh six one. Every single Thursday at
(33:21):
this time, it's I don't know who needs to hear this,
but hey, Billy, yeah, I don't know who needs to
hear this. But your dog's mouth is not as clean
as you think it is. But don't let it lift
your mouth call me out? Why don't you calls? Eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but hey, Savannah, I don't know who need to hear this,
(33:42):
but the old music is way better. Old music is
way better. That's right, Okay, Well then I'll read this
text that came in at four one oh six one,
probably for you, Savannah. I don't know who needs to
hear this, but gen Z doesn't like you. Stop making
them try, That's what I said, because they're listening to
the new music, so they probably disagree with that. Thank
you for calling eight to eight three four three one
six one text in four one oh six one. I
(34:03):
don't know who needs to hear this, but Victoria, I
don't know who needs to hear this. But the reason
you went back into your room is to grab your glasses,
because anyone have those moments like we forget you walk
into your room. I do that a billion times a day.
What was I doing? I don't know. We'll figure it out.
And then later on there's a conversation where it's like, oh, yeah,
I've had with pants on, That's what I was trying
to do call us eight at eight three four three
(34:24):
one six one text in four one oh six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but hey, Cammy, Yeah,
what do you think the world needs to here today? Oh? Yeah,
you forgot where. I don't know who needs no, no,
I just get all nervous. Oh that's fine. I don't
know who needs to hear this, but don't take heavy
pain killers after donating plasma, you might fit who. Wow,
(34:48):
that is good advice. I found that out the hard way.
Donated plasma and yeah, and then I went home and
I was hanging out with my kids and I had
a lot of neck pain over the last week. So
I took a heavy pain killer and then like ten
minutes later painted right on the kitchen. Why that quick
(35:09):
sounds like an exciting Yeah, yeah, all right, that's great advice. Then, Cammy,
thank you, and I hope you're okay. Eight at eight
three four three one six one text in four one
oh six one. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Alex, I don't know who needs to hear let's
but self care goes a long way. Yes, one of
my things was going to be self care. What I
was gonna say was don't slack on it if you
are struggling, right, because a lot of times if you're
(35:29):
having a bad day and you do something and the
more let's say you work out on the morning like
I do, that's what I do for self care, right,
And if you don't want to because you're like, screw it, whatever,
terrible day, nothing matters. Make sure you get up and
do your self care that day more than any other
day because that's when you need to do with the most.
Don't start slacking on it because you're having a bad time.
That's what will happen with people with self care. But
my actual I don't know who needs to hear this
(35:50):
butt for today was I learned something and I want
to apologize in personal life, Like I'm not the best communicator,
and I was reading about communication and it says one
of the things to do if you want to apologize
for something that you've done is to not say I'm sorry,
because apparently I'm sorry. It's like a state of being
to say I apologize means more to somebody. So try
it out today if you need to apologize, So anybody
(36:12):
that I've said I'm sorry, to ever, I'd like to
take that back and say I apologize, because apparently that's
a better way to say it. Oh that's something I'm
gonna call us up. Eight at eight three four three
on a six one text end four one oh six one.
It's I don't know who needs to hear this, but um,
one more phone call. I have no idea who's on
the line, so it's kind of an on screen call.
But eight at eight three four three on A six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but hello, Hi,
this is Nita. Nita, what do you think the world
(36:33):
needs to hear? I don't know who needs to hear this,
but please pick up your dobby pool, especially when there's
a gobbage kid pool feet in front of you. Yes,
absolutely pick it up, throw it away. Yeah, don't forget
your doggy backs when you're leaving. Yes, go by doggy
backs and they still won't pick up your pool. Pick
up your poop, all right then? Jebel Show on Demand
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