January 26, 2023 • 34 mins
Why is Disney closing Splash Mountain?? Find out why and if it will ever come back in this episode of the Jubal Show!
Along wiht that, The Jubal Show asks today's ridiculous Internet, If being naked was the norm, What would be the worst job to have? Also on today's episode, a womans friend set her up because she is getting back into the dating game in this Phone Prank, Producer Bennet reports on one employee who was selling more than burgers in a highschool lunchroom, there is a really awkward War of the Roses where someone knows the other is lying to them but doesn't know what to do at that point, there is one listener who has a Dirty Little Secret who has another way to get a promotion, and Jubal Fresh might be writing a book about pinkies!
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Along wiht that, The Jubal Show asks today's ridiculous Internet, If being naked was the norm, What would be the worst job to have? Also on today's episode, a womans friend set her up because she is getting back into the dating game in this Phone Prank, Producer Bennet reports on one employee who was selling more than burgers in a highschool lunchroom, there is a really awkward War of the Roses where someone knows the other is lying to them but doesn't know what to do at that point, there is one listener who has a Dirty Little Secret who has another way to get a promotion, and Jubal Fresh might be writing a book about pinkies!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Then Jebile Show on demand. This might be my favorite
ridiculous Internet question ever. Oh, I can't wait to hear
the answers for this. Call us up eight to eight,
three four, three one oh six one text and four
one oh six one. It's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions.
The most exciting game show on the planet that's not
a game show at all. We just talk about what
people are talking about on the dot com. And this
one comes straight from Reddit and it's a genius question.
(00:21):
Here we go call us eight to eight three four,
three one six one text and four one oh six one.
Today's ridiculous Internet question is if being naked was the norm,
what would be the worst job to have? The worst
naked job? To have all of them? Hello, Haley, how
(00:44):
awkward would it be to be like a signholder? Oh? Who?
That would be a terrible naked job because the hands
are busy, Yeah they are. Yeah, you can't come nothing
and you have to hold signs like open, yeah, clean, free, out,
(01:09):
going out of business. That is a wonderful answer, Haley.
And a terrible job to do naked? That is incredible.
It could Yeah, who's doing the sign for you? I'm
pretty hute. So thanks for your phone call, Haley, appreciate you. Ye, hey, Josh, Yeah,
(01:37):
if being naked was the norm for everybody, what would
be the worst job to have? It? Got comedian or
something where you have to stand up in front of
a huge crowd of people and just talk to them
and stand there the whole time while they're just staring
at you, you know, and just this kind of awkward
vibe going out. Yeah, where you're just in front of
a huge crowd of people for a long period of time.
(01:59):
You can't get away. Public speaking, yeah, motivational speaking naked
would be hard. Politicians that'd be an easy one because
they want to do that in private anyway. They want
to send pictures like that all the time anyway, so
they would love it. Like climate activists like like melting icebergs.
They're like global warming, global warming. It actually causes a
lot of cooling. Look at it. It's cold in here.
(02:20):
You can talent, it's cold in here, I can tell.
And it's all these middle aged to like see your
age you know people. Man, Yeah, amazing, not a good job,
thank you, Josh. Hey, Dana. If being naked was the norm, right,
what would be the worst job to have my job
(02:41):
being an exterminator. Oh yeah, you're in crawl spaces. Oh no, yeah,
imagine that you gotta deal with live sometimes make multiple
layers in clothes place. Yeah, that is a terrible naked job.
You just so Yeah, that's wild, man. I mean it's
(03:03):
just like it would be frightening. It would look it
would look interesting though. You'd be naked, but you'd have
that little backpack that you wear with the stuff that
you spray on it. Yeah, no protective equipment. I'm walking
in with a backpack and a pair of rubber gloves
you know everywhere. Gloves wouldn't be on your hands. I
guarantee that you do that job naked. Not a confvisual man.
(03:27):
So you're an exterminator. What's the what's the grossest thing
you've had to like clean up? Oh god, you know
I've been in horderhouses. Oh I had the crawl over
piles of stuff I've had to clean up like rotten
dead rotting dead rats, which are very foul house. Yeah.
(03:48):
Oh yeah, in a lot of different places. It's just
when we always have to do dead road and removal,
so it's already bad. I always kind of slap on
my my respirator, because if I don't, I'm gonna be
breathing some funk. Bless your heart. Do you eat on
the job, like lunch? Yeah? I eat lunch during the day. Yeah.
(04:08):
Like I wash my hands, Yeah, I go somewhere. I
try to block all images out of my mind. Yeah, yeah,
I would have to do this. Hey, thanks for your
phone call, man, no problem, love you guys, show man,
I listen every morning. Man. You guys are great. Thank you, man.
I appreciate you much. Yeah, okay, love you dude. Thank you.
(04:28):
Pure follow the show on social media at Didjebil show
follow all of us individually? I'm at Jebel Fresh, I'm
me at Vir Mirror zero zero, I'm at Christian Grace.
Now did Jebil show on demand? It's another Jubil phone
frame day mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is
(04:50):
Toe for Stevens calling from Amazon Prime. Alexa find me
a date? Is this terrible? Yes? Hey? How's it going? Um,
it's it's good. What does Alexa find me a date? Like? What?
I don't I'm a little confused. Oh you are, okay, Um,
so you're confused. Okay, So you recently got an Alexa
(05:13):
system in your house. Yeah, yeah, and you did click
the accept terms and all that. Yeah, I mean I
always do, yeah, of course, of course. Yeah. Okay, So
I figured, um, are you know you're one of those
who doesn't read it all the way? Huh uh? Yeah,
I mean, I mean who does? Does anyone really? Just
(05:36):
well enough? True, I would have figured that the news
stories might have might have made you read it anyway,
No worries all. I'm calling because congratulations. We want to
feature you in the next episode, but we need to
get a real quick sign off from Tyler, the guy
that you had over the other night. We need to
get a sign off from him so that we can
release the footage and then it'll be on Amazon Prime.
(05:58):
You can promote it, and of course you get money
from the views. Whoa hold on um footage? Which, yeah,
what are you talking about? What's footage? I'm talking about
the dating show that you signed up for Alexa Find
Me a Date. It's Amazon. I'm one of the producers. Okay,
I have no idea what you're talking about, and I
(06:18):
definitely did not sign up for any sort of dating show.
Oh okay, Um, well, when you set up your Alexa
system and clicked agree to terms. You agreed to let
us film through our devices. So if it's a dating
it's a reality dating show where we capture real life
(06:41):
dates in the moment with our Alexa devices. It's a
So far, we've got about five episodes down and we
want to put you in the sixth episode because that
date with Tyler the other night was steamy. Hold on,
that was filmed. No, that's ridiculous. How that's such are
to privacy? Like when you buy an Alexa device, it's
(07:03):
your own device. Don't even press record on something. How
the hell are you? Oh? No, when you accepted the terms,
it's a new thing. That's why I thought you saw
the headlines. Um, it's a new thing when you agree.
When you agree to the terms, you give us the
right to film and capture the footage so that we
can use it for our reality TV program. Okay, well,
since you called me, I understand that apparently I signed
(07:26):
off on something that I would never agree to in
real life. Frankly, oh you should Are you kidding me?
When I saw the footage of you Tyler sitting on
the couch. Okay, great, I'm thinking of maybe doing a spinoff,
Stop Alexa take me to terrorist's house or something like that,
because it was stop. Okay, I don't, I don't. I
(07:48):
don't want to be featured on any show, so please,
I'm so sorry that I agree to this. This is terrible.
Do I do I have to beg I do not
want it. Well, I'm not tyler, am I? I'm not
dyler am I? So you're a begging? That was a
joke there, Yeah, because of your date, you know. So
(08:08):
you're telling me that you filmed me in my date
hooking up the entire night, like you have all that footage. Well,
we have everything leading up until that because well you
didn't read the fine print, but we are not allowed
to film in the bedroom area, so don't you Okay
you know? You know how I know this is because
if you actually had the footage, you would know that
(08:28):
we were hooking up in my living room on my
couch and not in the bedroom. But who is this? Seriously?
I guess I should have done my research then, sorry,
this is actually Jewel from Jewels start doing a phone
prank on you and your best friend Nicole set you up.
Got you said you're back in the dating world, and
(08:50):
you just got an alexas so she wanted to mess
with you about your dating life and your new Alexa.
I am speechless. You really don't want to be on TV? Yeah,
come on, Alexa, find me a date. It's great show.
Oh my god. Well, good job Nicola, call and yell
(09:11):
at her or something. I wish I would have known
about the couch thing, because then I could have said
the spinoff could be called terrorist Couch. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
done your research The Jewel Show on demand, Christian for
the countdown today, you choose somebody to count down, Well,
all ruined Bennett to count down yesterday, so I'm gonna
let him have his moments. That's nice for you. Okay, Ben,
(09:31):
thank you count us down. I'll sleep over last night.
Thank you for my moment, Christian. I appreciate that. Five four,
three two one. This is the JNN that was so
exciting Jebel News Network for Thursday, January twenty six, twenty
twenty three. This is JNN, the peach Emoji of news networks.
(09:53):
I'm jewel fresh, and speaking of emojis, here's the headline
for your first story from the j n N today.
In emoji form, Emoji Money, emoji Splash emoji. Oh yeah,
I have no clue. Well, Disney Florida is closing Splash Mountain,
if you guys know that or not. They're redesigning it,
(10:13):
making a different ride out of it. So Disney's Splash
Mountain in Florida is closing, and people are selling little
vials of Splash Mountain water on eBay for hundreds of dollars,
sometimes thousands of dollars. That is absurd. If you're in
the market to buy some water from Slash Mountain, head
over to eBay and pay way too much money for
water that probably isn't even from Splash Mountain. You know what,
(10:33):
Disney adults are like their own rare breed. But I'm like,
are they the ones smart enough to go and scoop
up some of this water the last couple of days
and sell it. Are the Disney adults the freaks that
are buying it, like, oh my god, we have to
save it and put it on a shelf forever. Yeah, yeah,
they'll keep it forever or they'll drink it. You're not
nasty that water, is it? I know first handedly Splash Mountain.
(10:56):
You do not want to drink the water. There are
you still work at Disney World, and let me tell
you the things that go in that water and I'm
down the shoot, and the things the employees probably do
in that water when the theme park is closed. Did
you ever swim in the water of any rides minute
when you were working there? Definitely not, no way. Yeah,
you wouldn't do that. If you did, you wouldn't be
allowed to tell the a. This is the Jann the
(11:19):
Jewel News Networks. This edition of Jann is sponsored by
Jethro's tow Ring Hut. Stop on by Jethro's tow ring
Hut and pick up something pretty for your piggies. Jeth
Rose tow Ring Hut servicing Eastern Kentucky since nineteen ninety two,
or as Jethro likes to put it, since nineteen ninety too.
All right for her next story, listen over the minute. Hey,
it's been I'm in Louisiana, but I'm going to Kentucky
(11:41):
after to get my toe rank. Okay, I'm in Louisiana
where one employee decided to turn a duel Sumner High
School cafeteria into her very own trap house. Okay, that's
right time. Medica Cohen's she was serving more than she
Hasburger's and pizza while filling in for a lunch lady
that's stepped out. Okay, she was selling edible that she
baked at home. She's been there for a few weeks
(12:03):
and it's unclear how many bacos she sold, but a
student left a tip, leading to her being immediately fired.
And I'm like, girl, you know you shouldn't have been
doing this, But she probably thought like, hey, these kids
are not gonna waste any of their food. I mean,
you have a captive market, right, Like it's a smart
business move. Except not. No, it's bad safe, yes, yes,
very bad idea to be selling edible to high schoolers
(12:25):
when you're the lunch lady. Yeah, but I'm sure she
was super popular. Oh yeah, definitely. And you know what,
they don't say these employees at schools enough money anyways. Yeah,
you know what, the way they pay teachers, they might
as well start doing that, screaking some sextra money where
you can. When these kids come back for their high
school union, they're not gonna be talking about their teachers.
They're gonna be talking about the last Yes, the book stacked, y'all.
(12:49):
She was keeping up this is the J and N
the Jewil News Network. Some people misplaced their keys, but
we at the J and N we missed play hour.
Fact's send it over to Christian Grace over your next story.
I'm on location in Toquilla, Washington, where a criminal made
a very stinky mistake. Okay, according to the Olympian dot Com,
(13:12):
and man was accused of selling a laptop, iPad and
charging cable from a local community center, and he chose
to provide police with a very unusual clue. According to
the local cops, suspect decided to leave behind a stool
sample in a sink rather than in a toile. Land. Yes,
so the police are now dubbing him the phantom pooper.
The mistakes didn't in there though. Obviously they're going to
(13:33):
be able to get a DNA sample from the stool
that he left behind. But the thief also made a
second error because the devices he stole, he logged into
his personal account Apple, so it like merged the account.
So basically they're like, not only do we have your DNA,
but you're also just not I mean, yeah, I wouldn't
consider a guy who confuses a sink for a toilet
to make very good decisions. I think too. That's gross
(13:57):
even wife, after you got a water source right there day.
Maybe that's why I did it. Actually sounds kind of nice.
Now he's every day said back anyway. Authors have invited
him to surrender. Good luck. This is the J and
N the Jewel News Network. Listen to the J and
(14:18):
M at this same time every single weekday morning to
get your news. So congret suck us. You just got
news again. Yeah, you can follow the show on social media.
It's a Jewel show. Follow all of us individually. I'm
at Jewel Fresh, I met Vir Mirror zero zero. I'm
at Bennett News, I'm at Christian Gray Snow the Jewel
Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only
(14:39):
on the Jewbil Show. Alison is on the phone today
for War the Roses to catch a cheater. She thinks
that her boyfriend Dylan might be cheating on her. Alison,
thank you for your email before we call him to
find out if he is cheating and see if we
can catch him. Why do you think that Dylan's cheating?
Thank you? Um, well, so we lived together, we and U.
(15:01):
It's just you know, I just wonder what's going on
because I've asked him about, you know, what's happening here,
and he's leaving for work like really early lately, okay,
earlier than normal. Yeah, leah, like an hour earlier than normal.
So he's like, oh, no's you know, just you know,
(15:23):
it's one of those he's just busy whatever, and he
just kind of blows it off. Well, so kind of like,
you know, okay, try to just I'm being paranoid, and
I put it out of my head. But then we
were out to dinner with a bunch of his co
workers and they were giving him crap because they said
that he's always running late for work and he's always
running in like he just ran a marathon. And you
(15:46):
were out with him and a few of his co workers,
and when they said that, yeah, what was his reaction?
Like that's not cool? He kind of changed the subject
really bad that he did, and he kind of you
could see like the blood leave its face. I mean,
like he just you know, So I'm like, okay, my
fighting sensors are tingling at this point, like just throbbing
(16:09):
at this point. So I hate to think it because
he's just he's it's he's the guy, you know, and
I just before you know, gosh, if it's if I
want to know, but I you know, I asked him
and he just so help. So he's been leaving earlier
than normal for work. He's been telling you that he
just needs to leave early for work, but he's been
(16:31):
actually getting to work late according to co workers. Right,
and then you know, like he said, well, you know
I grabbed breakfast on the way. Well he's not a
practice eater. Well how long does breakfast take too? Say,
you can be having breakfast together at home, Yeah, before
you leave there you go, And you said, like to
he's leaving like two to three hours early, like at
(16:53):
least an hour early, sometimes an hour and a half.
And it's just like, I mean, gosh, you know, usually
just like getting him out of bed to get to
work on time, you know, just I was gonna say,
people aren't usually. I mean, yeah, you don't. You want
to get to work on time, but it's not like
you're overly excited and you're eager to get there early
or anything. But it seems like he is. And that's
just I just I need to know, because I just
(17:16):
I would rather rip the band aid off, you know
what I mean? Yeah, have you ever suspected him of
cheating before? No, that's why it's so weird. Is there
anything else that he could be doing? Oh gosh, no,
I just you know, and I'm I'm and I'm going
through everything like you. Did I say something that I
do something that I take him off? I mean, I
don't know. Did you ask him after you after you
(17:39):
and his friends went out? Yeah, and that's when he says,
oh no, sometimes I like to grab breakfast. Okay, okay,
okay about showing me the receipts? Yeah, yeah, what are
you eating? Okay? So he's obviously lying. Yeah, he's lying
to you about something, and no matter what, you want
to find out what it is. I mean, he might
(18:00):
not be cheating. I don't. I don't know what he
would be doing. But I mean, like you know, because
I'm betting forever with Dylan and I you know, if
there's something going on, I just I want to know.
I don't want to speak pretending that it's perfect when
it's not. That's fair, Yeah for sure. Okay, Well, you've
already told us what grocery Story shops at, so we'll
do that. We'll call from there and do what we
(18:21):
usually do will say that every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member at random who wins free floral
delivery from our brand new and improved floral department, and
we'll see if he sends those flowers to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, just a minute,
We'll play a song, come back, and then find out
if he is cheating with your war The Roses to
Catch a Cheater next. If you're just joining us for
(18:41):
today's War the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Allison is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Dylan
might be cheating on her because he started leaving the
house for work earlier than normal, real early, suspicious, And
she asked him about it and he said, Oh, I
just need to leave earlier to get there because I
need to get there early. Except Allison and her boy
friend Dylan, we're out with some coworkers of his a
(19:02):
little while ago, and they made a comment about how
he's always late for work, So why is he leaving
earlier and late for work exactly? Allison thinks that he's
doing something that he should not be doing pretty obvious
that he's at least lying to her she did ask
him about it, And what did he say, Allison when
you asked him about it? He said he was grabbing breakfast.
He was stopping for breakfast on the way to work.
All right, okay, yeah, so he's taking a very long
(19:23):
time to eat egg McMuffin. Yeah, the drive through is
taken forever. Alison told us where he's a rewards cardmember,
that we're going to call him from that grocery store
and say that. Every single month, we choose one rewards
card member totally random who wins free floral delivery from
our flower department. We'll see if he sends those flowers
to Allison or to somebody else. Okay, Allison, are you
ready for us to call him? All right, here we go. Hello, Dylan, Hi,
(20:02):
my name is Gorbell and I'm calling from and guess
what what what's going on? I'm sorry, I'm a bit
confused at the moment. I'm sorry. Year. This month's big
winter congratulations, So so what exactly did I win? This
is exciting congratulations. We've started a new thing here. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
(20:26):
who wins free flower delivery from our brand new and
improved floral department. It's just our way of saying thank
you for shopping. It's totally free. It's thirty six long
stem red roses, a beautiful oz and it's delivered wherever
you want. Oh wow, that's cool, completely free. Wold, that's cool.
All we do is ask that you know, when you're
in the store, you check out our new floral department.
(20:48):
Do I come to the store pick them up? Or
how was the work? It's free flower delivery, thirty six
long stem red roses. It's one hundred and seventy three
dollar value. Oh wow, this is pretty good time. I
would say it's great timing anytime you get something free. Well,
good timing. That sounds sounds like everything's working in your favor.
Then do you know who you want to send flowers too? Oh? Great? Great?
(21:11):
So what do you need exactly? All I need from
you is the name, first and last of the person
you want to send them to, anything you want to
put on a card, and then the address, and we
are good to go. Okay, okay, great, I would like
to send it Alison, anything you want to put on
a card. Well, this is why I said it's such
(21:34):
great timing, because our anniversary is in a few days.
Are you married? Not exactly? Pretty much the anniversary of
when we first met, not exactly when we first started dating.
Oh fantastic, And I thought, maybe, oh, all right, who
is that? Is there? Other people want this home? Yes?
(21:56):
There is? Actually have we ever given ourselves away like that?
I don't think we have wrapped up in the moment though,
Hey man, this is not the grocery store. Is actually
the Jewels Show. Really, it's a radio show. My name
is Jewbil and Christian and Victoria got a little excited,
and Bennett's I'm here too, doing his job great. Unlike Victoria.
We do a segment on the show where we try
(22:17):
to catch people cheating. It's called War of the Roses
to catch a cheater. And your girlfriend Allison is actually
on the phone because she thought you might be passing
around piano. Wow, you really think I'm cheating on you? Well,
you've been leaving the house like so early. And then
chatted dinner the other night said that you keep coming
(22:39):
to work late, and I was like, I didn't know
what to think, so I was worried. I was only
sense I was trying to surprise you. I was making plans.
I would never cheat on you. I was making plan
So what kind of plans were pretty women? We're gonna
have with a big celebration dinner for when we first met, Like,
(23:01):
you know, what's going to happen a few days? Wait? Wait,
so wait, well you're planning what if you've never done
anything like this before. I mean, like, I know, it's
been weird, be leaving for work early and my co
workers saying I've been late. But you know, I understand
it doesn't look good. But this is all done. Yeah,
(23:25):
it's been all done to make everything you know special
for a day? What what? What? What? What day? Honey?
What are you talking about? I'm talking about the first
day we met. Oh, necessarily the first day we started dating.
But the first day we actually met. Oh my, oh my?
Why oh wow? I didn't even know you remember, Yes
(23:51):
you can. You can actually ask your sister. I spoke
with her about it. This was a big plan. Everybody
was supposed to be there. So wait, so so but
you're having like meetings at six in the morning with
my family. Well, yes, your family as well as my family.
We had to plan the decorations. I had to get
(24:13):
the gifts and I had to reserve the location. You know,
I can fact check this. Now that you're telling me
these things, I can call my sister. Well, at this point,
I really wish you would, because at this point the
surprise doesn't really matter as much as if you need
to get a peace of mind and get assurance and
(24:36):
know that I have not been cheating on you and
I would never do that, then please fact check. So yeah,
I'm going to call my sister and just yeah, I
need peace of mind as an understatement. I think that's fair. Yeah,
I think so. And if he's not lying to you, Alison,
congratulations on the anniversary party. Yeah, thank you. Well, I
(25:03):
promise you you're gonna love the surprise, and then you're
gonna know I would never cheat on you, but for
future references, I would not deceive you or make secret
plans and do surprises. I don't want this issue again.
Well I will let y'all know. Thank you, Yeah, thank you.
The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
(25:38):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us
at four one, six one and told us that you
have a dirty Little secret. So now we're calling you
back to see if you were telling the truth. What's up?
Oh Hi, how's it going. Oh it's good. Great. Do
you have time to tell us your dirty little secret?
I do? Um? Okay, So I recently had a promotion
(25:59):
at work. Yeah, yeah, thank you. I'm pretty certain I
only got the promotion because I got someone fired. Oh okay,
did you do that on purpose? Um? I know, I
didn't see that. There was no like end goal, but um,
I did turn someone in or I kind of reported
(26:21):
on someone. And I just found out that the promotion
I got is taking over their position, So I think
it might have tracked back to something I did. Wow,
how'd you get them fired? Like, what exactly did you do?
So it's someone it's not really my boss, that it
was someone who was kind of superior to me, who's
like above me. I found out that he was sleeping
(26:44):
with someone in the office. Um, not just someone who
worked in the office, but like literally they were doing
it in the office. Um, and uh, you're not allowed
to have a relationship with someone in the office. And
I told my boss about it. I sent a letter
to my boss about it and on an email anyway, Okay, okay,
(27:08):
yeah he got I heard. I don't yeah. Wow, um,
and so now you've got his job? I do. Yeah.
So is this something that like everybody in the office
already knew or were you the only one that knew
the hook up was going down? No? I don't know
if anyone else knew about it, but I did tell
someone that I sent the email, So I don't know
(27:29):
how the people are going to figure it out or not.
Probably wouldn't have done that one of my close friends, though,
So hopefully it doesn't no office chat, it gets around
telling too much. It will eventually get out. It definitely will.
Thank you. Yeah, I mean I do deserve the job.
That's at least, like that's good. I guess everything right
for sure? You know what, it doesn't sound like they
(27:50):
were a great employee, like a good person to work
for or with. But haven't you ever had somebody at
work that you wanted to sleep with and you're willing
to risk it for? I'm now no, I would never.
Now you're a supervisor. Now you're like, oh, wait, I
shouldn't do that. Yeah, don't repeat the cycle, right? What
(28:13):
happens if somebody finds out like that it was you
that told you? Think that's gonna like cause some commotion
in the office. I think I think other people would
be pretty upset to learn about what he was doing, too,
So I don't I don't think it would be typic
of an issue. I mean, being a snitch isn't great.
But also I think a lot of people are happy
that he's gone. Okay, okay. The crazy thing is, uh,
(28:36):
he actually made his way around the office me included. Wait,
so part of your at the office, and that's the
difference to me, So part of your dirty little secret
is that you also slept with him. Yes, but I
would never ever do that at the office. You screwed
(28:56):
that guy in more ways than one. And what is
the word I'm thinking of? Raise? Yeah? All right, Well,
congrats on the promotion, and thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Thank you. Good Then, Jewels show
(29:18):
on demand. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but health insurance does not cover your retail therapy? What's
the Jewels show? Yeah? Unbotunately right, you'd be like, dude, um,
can I can I get this covered? I went to
the store the other day and I bought like hundreds
of dollars, hundreds of dollars new clothes because of just
retail therapy. That's my therapist, and I need to have
(29:39):
my insurance to cover that. It's a shame that they
do not cover that, but very much, thank you very
much for that text. That's a text in four one
oh six one. It's I don't know who needs to
hear this. But the segment where we say I don't
know who needs to hear this and then say butt
and tell everybody exactly what we think they should hear.
Call us up eight to eight three four three one
six one. Text in four one o six one, what
is your I don't know who needs to hear this? Butt?
Or today? Kelly, what's up? How are you? Hey? I'm good?
(30:02):
How are you good? What is your? I don't know
who needs to hear this? Butt? Yeah, I don't know
who needs to hear this. But Christmas is over? Are
you sure? Breeze on every single door? It's so crazy.
There's people still have not taking down their Christmas lights.
I've seen a bunch my neighbors have their lights. Oh wow, Well,
January's flying by. It feels like Christmas was just yesterday
in there, and it's gonna be here before we know
(30:25):
it is. We'll keep it up. And I'm a big
fan of keeping the lights up just to save because
I get kind of lazy, just to save work on
next year. Just leave them up, right, you're gonna put
them up anyway, and you're gonna probably put up the
same string of lights in the same way. Leave them
up all year round? Why not exactly? Yeah, I'm not
a bad idea. Thank you for your phone call. He
calls up eight to eight three four three one six
(30:46):
one text and four one oh six one. What do
you think the world needs to hear today, Victoria? I
don't know who needs to hear this, but if you
plan to put a TV wall mount on your wall,
you may want to get a stud finder so you
don't tear your wall. I haven't tore my wall yet,
just in case anyone's curious, but I did spend like
thirty minutes last night knocking everywhere to try to find
(31:07):
the stuff. Wow, They're like, look, they're twenty dollars at
home depot. If anyone can find one cheaper, please let
me know one on Amazon and then return, or do
what I do, just drill a bunch of holes in
the wall. Oh, thinking that you find a stud realizing
you didn't, and then eventually you're gonna find one. I found. Now,
(31:28):
do you fix the wall? I'm gonna go to YouTube
and find out. Calls up eighty eight three four three
one oh six one text in four one oh six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, But the
segment where we say I don't know who needs to
hear this and then say butt and tell everybody what
we think they should hear. Hey, Scott, what's up? What
do you think the world's just here today? I don't
know who needs to hear this? But when you're in
a checkout line with all the stuff that you picked
(31:49):
out from the store, you have to pay for it.
So when the cash here tells you how much it costs,
don't look shocked, and don't go digging around your purse
or your coat trying to find your wallets and your
money and your credit cards. You knew this was coming.
I thank you, Scott, call us up eight to eight
three four through you knew what you got yourself into.
(32:10):
Felt that was his whole chance. Have you ever been
in the line to buy something and then you realize
you didn't either have enough money or you didn't want
the stuff that like that. You got there for a
time to do that all the time, Like I'll go
shopping and grab everything I want, and then when I
get to the cash or I just sound like, these
are the things I want, these are the things that
I need. Yeah, exactly, I've done that before where I
(32:32):
realized I just didn't want any of it. And I
was just last night. I was on insta cart and
I was like, you know what, I could probably buy
a few things. I had like one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of stuff in my car, and then I
went and looked at my fridge and I was like,
everything I was gonna buy, I have just enough up
to last me three more days. Why do I need?
I just left it, just left it. At least you
were on instacrt. This guy sounds like he was spending
(32:53):
time in the grocery chat. Yeah, I said. I was
in the grocery store and for whatever reason, I just
decided I was like I don't want this. Whatever it was,
those few things, but it was enough to be weird.
When I was like, yeah, I don't want any of
this buy and walked out line, I was like, call
us up eighty eight three four three six one, tex
in four one to six one. I don't know who
needs to hear this? Butt the segment where we say
(33:14):
I don't know who needs to hear this, and then
we say butt and then tell everybody what we think
they should hear. Bennett, I don't know who needs to
hear this, but I think that all restaurant menus should
have photos as well, because I hate looking through a
menu and not knowing what I want to order, and
usually I would like to look out a photo of
the food to help me make that decision I have, Yeah,
but sometimes you know, I got to see it with
(33:37):
my eyes, Yeah, with my ears exactly, or my mind,
if that makes sense. You know, I just want to
see it. Call us up eight at eight three four
three one o six one tex in four one o
six one. Christian, what's your I don't know who needs
to hear this, but I don't know who needs to
hear this. But if you aren't sending me any naughty
slash x x x photos, then take me off your
close friends on Instagram. That's I feel. I firmly believe
(33:58):
that the people who created the close friends on Instagram
my close friends. They meant friends who I would maybe
show certain parts of my body too. And I get
a little bit excited when I see that little green
circle pop up. I'm like, Oh, this is gonna be
something good. And then you go and it's like a sunset.
It's like I could google that. Yeah, I mean, and
why are you sitting that only to your close friends?
So I've at that and I'm like, that's a close
(34:20):
friend thing. We're We're definitely not closer close it all sunset.
You can tell a lot by people based on what
they're close friends are saying right now. And I tend
to overshare way too much about the things that I
do that most people wouldn't that you probably shouldn't share it.
So I don't really have I have a close friend's option,
but it's only got my wife on it. That's it, Sheds.
(34:40):
She already knows the weird stuff I'm doing, so whatever.
But I saw you take the picture, I know ye.
Then Jubile Show on Demand
Then Jebile Show on demand. This might be my favorite
ridiculous Internet question ever. Oh, I can't wait to hear
the answers for this. Call us up eight to eight,
three four, three one oh six one text and four
one oh six one. It's time for Ridiculous Internet Questions.
The most exciting game show on the planet that's not
a game show at all. We just talk about what
people are talking about on the dot com. And this
one comes straight from Reddit and it's a genius question.
(00:21):
Here we go call us eight to eight three four,
three one six one text and four one oh six one.
Today's ridiculous Internet question is if being naked was the norm,
what would be the worst job to have? The worst
naked job? To have all of them? Hello, Haley, how
(00:44):
awkward would it be to be like a signholder? Oh? Who?
That would be a terrible naked job because the hands
are busy, Yeah they are. Yeah, you can't come nothing
and you have to hold signs like open, yeah, clean, free, out,
(01:09):
going out of business. That is a wonderful answer, Haley.
And a terrible job to do naked? That is incredible.
It could Yeah, who's doing the sign for you? I'm
pretty hute. So thanks for your phone call, Haley, appreciate you. Ye, hey, Josh, Yeah,
(01:37):
if being naked was the norm for everybody, what would
be the worst job to have? It? Got comedian or
something where you have to stand up in front of
a huge crowd of people and just talk to them
and stand there the whole time while they're just staring
at you, you know, and just this kind of awkward
vibe going out. Yeah, where you're just in front of
a huge crowd of people for a long period of time.
(01:59):
You can't get away. Public speaking, yeah, motivational speaking naked
would be hard. Politicians that'd be an easy one because
they want to do that in private anyway. They want
to send pictures like that all the time anyway, so
they would love it. Like climate activists like like melting icebergs.
They're like global warming, global warming. It actually causes a
lot of cooling. Look at it. It's cold in here.
(02:20):
You can talent, it's cold in here, I can tell.
And it's all these middle aged to like see your
age you know people. Man, Yeah, amazing, not a good job,
thank you, Josh. Hey, Dana. If being naked was the norm, right,
what would be the worst job to have my job
(02:41):
being an exterminator. Oh yeah, you're in crawl spaces. Oh no, yeah,
imagine that you gotta deal with live sometimes make multiple
layers in clothes place. Yeah, that is a terrible naked job.
You just so Yeah, that's wild, man. I mean it's
(03:03):
just like it would be frightening. It would look it
would look interesting though. You'd be naked, but you'd have
that little backpack that you wear with the stuff that
you spray on it. Yeah, no protective equipment. I'm walking
in with a backpack and a pair of rubber gloves
you know everywhere. Gloves wouldn't be on your hands. I
guarantee that you do that job naked. Not a confvisual man.
(03:27):
So you're an exterminator. What's the what's the grossest thing
you've had to like clean up? Oh god, you know
I've been in horderhouses. Oh I had the crawl over
piles of stuff I've had to clean up like rotten
dead rotting dead rats, which are very foul house. Yeah.
(03:48):
Oh yeah, in a lot of different places. It's just
when we always have to do dead road and removal,
so it's already bad. I always kind of slap on
my my respirator, because if I don't, I'm gonna be
breathing some funk. Bless your heart. Do you eat on
the job, like lunch? Yeah? I eat lunch during the day. Yeah.
(04:08):
Like I wash my hands, Yeah, I go somewhere. I
try to block all images out of my mind. Yeah, yeah,
I would have to do this. Hey, thanks for your
phone call, man, no problem, love you guys, show man,
I listen every morning. Man. You guys are great. Thank you, man.
I appreciate you much. Yeah, okay, love you dude. Thank you.
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Pure follow the show on social media at Didjebil show
follow all of us individually? I'm at Jebel Fresh, I'm
me at Vir Mirror zero zero, I'm at Christian Grace.
Now did Jebil show on demand? It's another Jubil phone
frame day mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is
(04:50):
Toe for Stevens calling from Amazon Prime. Alexa find me
a date? Is this terrible? Yes? Hey? How's it going? Um,
it's it's good. What does Alexa find me a date? Like? What?
I don't I'm a little confused. Oh you are, okay, Um,
so you're confused. Okay, So you recently got an Alexa
(05:13):
system in your house. Yeah, yeah, and you did click
the accept terms and all that. Yeah, I mean I
always do, yeah, of course, of course. Yeah. Okay, So
I figured, um, are you know you're one of those
who doesn't read it all the way? Huh uh? Yeah,
I mean, I mean who does? Does anyone really? Just
(05:36):
well enough? True, I would have figured that the news
stories might have might have made you read it anyway,
No worries all. I'm calling because congratulations. We want to
feature you in the next episode, but we need to
get a real quick sign off from Tyler, the guy
that you had over the other night. We need to
get a sign off from him so that we can
release the footage and then it'll be on Amazon Prime.
(05:58):
You can promote it, and of course you get money
from the views. Whoa hold on um footage? Which, yeah,
what are you talking about? What's footage? I'm talking about
the dating show that you signed up for Alexa Find
Me a Date. It's Amazon. I'm one of the producers. Okay,
I have no idea what you're talking about, and I
(06:18):
definitely did not sign up for any sort of dating show.
Oh okay, Um, well, when you set up your Alexa
system and clicked agree to terms. You agreed to let
us film through our devices. So if it's a dating
it's a reality dating show where we capture real life
(06:41):
dates in the moment with our Alexa devices. It's a
So far, we've got about five episodes down and we
want to put you in the sixth episode because that
date with Tyler the other night was steamy. Hold on,
that was filmed. No, that's ridiculous. How that's such are
to privacy? Like when you buy an Alexa device, it's
(07:03):
your own device. Don't even press record on something. How
the hell are you? Oh? No, when you accepted the terms,
it's a new thing. That's why I thought you saw
the headlines. Um, it's a new thing when you agree.
When you agree to the terms, you give us the
right to film and capture the footage so that we
can use it for our reality TV program. Okay, well,
since you called me, I understand that apparently I signed
(07:26):
off on something that I would never agree to in
real life. Frankly, oh you should Are you kidding me?
When I saw the footage of you Tyler sitting on
the couch. Okay, great, I'm thinking of maybe doing a spinoff,
Stop Alexa take me to terrorist's house or something like that,
because it was stop. Okay, I don't, I don't. I
(07:48):
don't want to be featured on any show, so please,
I'm so sorry that I agree to this. This is terrible.
Do I do I have to beg I do not
want it. Well, I'm not tyler, am I? I'm not
dyler am I? So you're a begging? That was a
joke there, Yeah, because of your date, you know. So
(08:08):
you're telling me that you filmed me in my date
hooking up the entire night, like you have all that footage. Well,
we have everything leading up until that because well you
didn't read the fine print, but we are not allowed
to film in the bedroom area, so don't you Okay
you know? You know how I know this is because
if you actually had the footage, you would know that
(08:28):
we were hooking up in my living room on my
couch and not in the bedroom. But who is this? Seriously?
I guess I should have done my research then, sorry,
this is actually Jewel from Jewels start doing a phone
prank on you and your best friend Nicole set you up.
Got you said you're back in the dating world, and
(08:50):
you just got an alexas so she wanted to mess
with you about your dating life and your new Alexa.
I am speechless. You really don't want to be on TV? Yeah,
come on, Alexa, find me a date. It's great show.
Oh my god. Well, good job Nicola, call and yell
(09:11):
at her or something. I wish I would have known
about the couch thing, because then I could have said
the spinoff could be called terrorist Couch. Yeah, yeah, exactly,
done your research The Jewel Show on demand, Christian for
the countdown today, you choose somebody to count down, Well,
all ruined Bennett to count down yesterday, so I'm gonna
let him have his moments. That's nice for you. Okay, Ben,
(09:31):
thank you count us down. I'll sleep over last night.
Thank you for my moment, Christian. I appreciate that. Five four,
three two one. This is the JNN that was so
exciting Jebel News Network for Thursday, January twenty six, twenty
twenty three. This is JNN, the peach Emoji of news networks.
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I'm jewel fresh, and speaking of emojis, here's the headline
for your first story from the j n N today.
In emoji form, Emoji Money, emoji Splash emoji. Oh yeah,
I have no clue. Well, Disney Florida is closing Splash Mountain,
if you guys know that or not. They're redesigning it,
(10:13):
making a different ride out of it. So Disney's Splash
Mountain in Florida is closing, and people are selling little
vials of Splash Mountain water on eBay for hundreds of dollars,
sometimes thousands of dollars. That is absurd. If you're in
the market to buy some water from Slash Mountain, head
over to eBay and pay way too much money for
water that probably isn't even from Splash Mountain. You know what,
(10:33):
Disney adults are like their own rare breed. But I'm like,
are they the ones smart enough to go and scoop
up some of this water the last couple of days
and sell it. Are the Disney adults the freaks that
are buying it, like, oh my god, we have to
save it and put it on a shelf forever. Yeah, yeah,
they'll keep it forever or they'll drink it. You're not
nasty that water, is it? I know first handedly Splash Mountain.
(10:56):
You do not want to drink the water. There are
you still work at Disney World, and let me tell
you the things that go in that water and I'm
down the shoot, and the things the employees probably do
in that water when the theme park is closed. Did
you ever swim in the water of any rides minute
when you were working there? Definitely not, no way. Yeah,
you wouldn't do that. If you did, you wouldn't be
allowed to tell the a. This is the Jann the
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All right for her next story, listen over the minute. Hey,
it's been I'm in Louisiana, but I'm going to Kentucky
(11:41):
after to get my toe rank. Okay, I'm in Louisiana
where one employee decided to turn a duel Sumner High
School cafeteria into her very own trap house. Okay, that's
right time. Medica Cohen's she was serving more than she
Hasburger's and pizza while filling in for a lunch lady
that's stepped out. Okay, she was selling edible that she
baked at home. She's been there for a few weeks
(12:03):
and it's unclear how many bacos she sold, but a
student left a tip, leading to her being immediately fired.
And I'm like, girl, you know you shouldn't have been
doing this, But she probably thought like, hey, these kids
are not gonna waste any of their food. I mean,
you have a captive market, right, Like it's a smart
business move. Except not. No, it's bad safe, yes, yes,
very bad idea to be selling edible to high schoolers
(12:25):
when you're the lunch lady. Yeah, but I'm sure she
was super popular. Oh yeah, definitely. And you know what,
they don't say these employees at schools enough money anyways. Yeah,
you know what, the way they pay teachers, they might
as well start doing that, screaking some sextra money where
you can. When these kids come back for their high
school union, they're not gonna be talking about their teachers.
They're gonna be talking about the last Yes, the book stacked, y'all.
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She was keeping up this is the J and N
the Jewil News Network. Some people misplaced their keys, but
we at the J and N we missed play hour.
Fact's send it over to Christian Grace over your next story.
I'm on location in Toquilla, Washington, where a criminal made
a very stinky mistake. Okay, according to the Olympian dot Com,
(13:12):
and man was accused of selling a laptop, iPad and
charging cable from a local community center, and he chose
to provide police with a very unusual clue. According to
the local cops, suspect decided to leave behind a stool
sample in a sink rather than in a toile. Land. Yes,
so the police are now dubbing him the phantom pooper.
The mistakes didn't in there though. Obviously they're going to
(13:33):
be able to get a DNA sample from the stool
that he left behind. But the thief also made a
second error because the devices he stole, he logged into
his personal account Apple, so it like merged the account.
So basically they're like, not only do we have your DNA,
but you're also just not I mean, yeah, I wouldn't
consider a guy who confuses a sink for a toilet
to make very good decisions. I think too. That's gross
(13:57):
even wife, after you got a water source right there day.
Maybe that's why I did it. Actually sounds kind of nice.
Now he's every day said back anyway. Authors have invited
him to surrender. Good luck. This is the J and
N the Jewel News Network. Listen to the J and
(14:18):
M at this same time every single weekday morning to
get your news. So congret suck us. You just got
news again. Yeah, you can follow the show on social media.
It's a Jewel show. Follow all of us individually. I'm
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Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses only
(14:39):
on the Jewbil Show. Alison is on the phone today
for War the Roses to catch a cheater. She thinks
that her boyfriend Dylan might be cheating on her. Alison,
thank you for your email before we call him to
find out if he is cheating and see if we
can catch him. Why do you think that Dylan's cheating?
Thank you? Um, well, so we lived together, we and U.
(15:01):
It's just you know, I just wonder what's going on
because I've asked him about, you know, what's happening here,
and he's leaving for work like really early lately, okay,
earlier than normal. Yeah, leah, like an hour earlier than normal.
So he's like, oh, no's you know, just you know,
(15:23):
it's one of those he's just busy whatever, and he
just kind of blows it off. Well, so kind of like,
you know, okay, try to just I'm being paranoid, and
I put it out of my head. But then we
were out to dinner with a bunch of his co
workers and they were giving him crap because they said
that he's always running late for work and he's always
running in like he just ran a marathon. And you
(15:46):
were out with him and a few of his co workers,
and when they said that, yeah, what was his reaction?
Like that's not cool? He kind of changed the subject
really bad that he did, and he kind of you
could see like the blood leave its face. I mean,
like he just you know, So I'm like, okay, my
fighting sensors are tingling at this point, like just throbbing
(16:09):
at this point. So I hate to think it because
he's just he's it's he's the guy, you know, and
I just before you know, gosh, if it's if I
want to know, but I you know, I asked him
and he just so help. So he's been leaving earlier
than normal for work. He's been telling you that he
just needs to leave early for work, but he's been
(16:31):
actually getting to work late according to co workers. Right,
and then you know, like he said, well, you know
I grabbed breakfast on the way. Well he's not a
practice eater. Well how long does breakfast take too? Say,
you can be having breakfast together at home, Yeah, before
you leave there you go, And you said, like to
he's leaving like two to three hours early, like at
(16:53):
least an hour early, sometimes an hour and a half.
And it's just like, I mean, gosh, you know, usually
just like getting him out of bed to get to
work on time, you know, just I was gonna say,
people aren't usually. I mean, yeah, you don't. You want
to get to work on time, but it's not like
you're overly excited and you're eager to get there early
or anything. But it seems like he is. And that's
just I just I need to know, because I just
(17:16):
I would rather rip the band aid off, you know
what I mean? Yeah, have you ever suspected him of
cheating before? No, that's why it's so weird. Is there
anything else that he could be doing? Oh gosh, no,
I just you know, and I'm I'm and I'm going
through everything like you. Did I say something that I
do something that I take him off? I mean, I
don't know. Did you ask him after you after you
(17:39):
and his friends went out? Yeah, and that's when he says,
oh no, sometimes I like to grab breakfast. Okay, okay,
okay about showing me the receipts? Yeah, yeah, what are
you eating? Okay? So he's obviously lying. Yeah, he's lying
to you about something, and no matter what, you want
to find out what it is. I mean, he might
(18:00):
not be cheating. I don't. I don't know what he
would be doing. But I mean, like you know, because
I'm betting forever with Dylan and I you know, if
there's something going on, I just I want to know.
I don't want to speak pretending that it's perfect when
it's not. That's fair, Yeah for sure. Okay, Well, you've
already told us what grocery Story shops at, so we'll
do that. We'll call from there and do what we
(18:21):
usually do will say that every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member at random who wins free floral
delivery from our brand new and improved floral department, and
we'll see if he sends those flowers to you or
to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, just a minute,
We'll play a song, come back, and then find out
if he is cheating with your war The Roses to
Catch a Cheater next. If you're just joining us for
(18:41):
today's War the Roses to Catch a Cheater. Allison is
on the phone and she thinks that her boyfriend Dylan
might be cheating on her because he started leaving the
house for work earlier than normal, real early, suspicious, And
she asked him about it and he said, Oh, I
just need to leave earlier to get there because I
need to get there early. Except Allison and her boy
friend Dylan, we're out with some coworkers of his a
(19:02):
little while ago, and they made a comment about how
he's always late for work, So why is he leaving
earlier and late for work exactly? Allison thinks that he's
doing something that he should not be doing pretty obvious
that he's at least lying to her she did ask
him about it, And what did he say, Allison when
you asked him about it? He said he was grabbing breakfast.
He was stopping for breakfast on the way to work.
All right, okay, yeah, so he's taking a very long
(19:23):
time to eat egg McMuffin. Yeah, the drive through is
taken forever. Alison told us where he's a rewards cardmember,
that we're going to call him from that grocery store
and say that. Every single month, we choose one rewards
card member totally random who wins free floral delivery from
our flower department. We'll see if he sends those flowers
to Allison or to somebody else. Okay, Allison, are you
ready for us to call him? All right, here we go. Hello, Dylan, Hi,
(20:02):
my name is Gorbell and I'm calling from and guess
what what what's going on? I'm sorry, I'm a bit
confused at the moment. I'm sorry. Year. This month's big
winter congratulations, So so what exactly did I win? This
is exciting congratulations. We've started a new thing here. Every
single month, we choose one Rewards card member at random
(20:26):
who wins free flower delivery from our brand new and
improved floral department. It's just our way of saying thank
you for shopping. It's totally free. It's thirty six long
stem red roses, a beautiful oz and it's delivered wherever
you want. Oh wow, that's cool, completely free. Wold, that's cool.
All we do is ask that you know, when you're
in the store, you check out our new floral department.
(20:48):
Do I come to the store pick them up? Or
how was the work? It's free flower delivery, thirty six
long stem red roses. It's one hundred and seventy three
dollar value. Oh wow, this is pretty good time. I
would say it's great timing anytime you get something free. Well,
good timing. That sounds sounds like everything's working in your favor.
Then do you know who you want to send flowers too? Oh? Great? Great?
(21:11):
So what do you need exactly? All I need from
you is the name, first and last of the person
you want to send them to, anything you want to
put on a card, and then the address, and we
are good to go. Okay, okay, great, I would like
to send it Alison, anything you want to put on
a card. Well, this is why I said it's such
(21:34):
great timing, because our anniversary is in a few days.
Are you married? Not exactly? Pretty much the anniversary of
when we first met, not exactly when we first started dating.
Oh fantastic, And I thought, maybe, oh, all right, who
is that? Is there? Other people want this home? Yes?
(21:56):
There is? Actually have we ever given ourselves away like that?
I don't think we have wrapped up in the moment though,
Hey man, this is not the grocery store. Is actually
the Jewels Show. Really, it's a radio show. My name
is Jewbil and Christian and Victoria got a little excited,
and Bennett's I'm here too, doing his job great. Unlike Victoria.
We do a segment on the show where we try
(22:17):
to catch people cheating. It's called War of the Roses
to catch a cheater. And your girlfriend Allison is actually
on the phone because she thought you might be passing
around piano. Wow, you really think I'm cheating on you? Well,
you've been leaving the house like so early. And then
chatted dinner the other night said that you keep coming
(22:39):
to work late, and I was like, I didn't know
what to think, so I was worried. I was only
sense I was trying to surprise you. I was making plans.
I would never cheat on you. I was making plan
So what kind of plans were pretty women? We're gonna
have with a big celebration dinner for when we first met, Like,
(23:01):
you know, what's going to happen a few days? Wait? Wait,
so wait, well you're planning what if you've never done
anything like this before. I mean, like, I know, it's
been weird, be leaving for work early and my co
workers saying I've been late. But you know, I understand
it doesn't look good. But this is all done. Yeah,
(23:25):
it's been all done to make everything you know special
for a day? What what? What? What? What day? Honey?
What are you talking about? I'm talking about the first
day we met. Oh, necessarily the first day we started dating.
But the first day we actually met. Oh my, oh my?
Why oh wow? I didn't even know you remember, Yes
(23:51):
you can. You can actually ask your sister. I spoke
with her about it. This was a big plan. Everybody
was supposed to be there. So wait, so so but
you're having like meetings at six in the morning with
my family. Well, yes, your family as well as my family.
We had to plan the decorations. I had to get
(24:13):
the gifts and I had to reserve the location. You know,
I can fact check this. Now that you're telling me
these things, I can call my sister. Well, at this point,
I really wish you would, because at this point the
surprise doesn't really matter as much as if you need
to get a peace of mind and get assurance and
(24:36):
know that I have not been cheating on you and
I would never do that, then please fact check. So yeah,
I'm going to call my sister and just yeah, I
need peace of mind as an understatement. I think that's fair. Yeah,
I think so. And if he's not lying to you, Alison,
congratulations on the anniversary party. Yeah, thank you. Well, I
(25:03):
promise you you're gonna love the surprise, and then you're
gonna know I would never cheat on you, but for
future references, I would not deceive you or make secret
plans and do surprises. I don't want this issue again.
Well I will let y'all know. Thank you, Yeah, thank you.
The Jewels Show on demand Jewels Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
(25:38):
what's up? This is the Jewels Show. You texted us
at four one, six one and told us that you
have a dirty Little secret. So now we're calling you
back to see if you were telling the truth. What's up?
Oh Hi, how's it going. Oh it's good. Great. Do
you have time to tell us your dirty little secret?
I do? Um? Okay, So I recently had a promotion
(25:59):
at work. Yeah, yeah, thank you. I'm pretty certain I
only got the promotion because I got someone fired. Oh okay,
did you do that on purpose? Um? I know, I
didn't see that. There was no like end goal, but um,
I did turn someone in or I kind of reported
(26:21):
on someone. And I just found out that the promotion
I got is taking over their position, So I think
it might have tracked back to something I did. Wow,
how'd you get them fired? Like, what exactly did you do?
So it's someone it's not really my boss, that it
was someone who was kind of superior to me, who's
like above me. I found out that he was sleeping
(26:44):
with someone in the office. Um, not just someone who
worked in the office, but like literally they were doing
it in the office. Um, and uh, you're not allowed
to have a relationship with someone in the office. And
I told my boss about it. I sent a letter
to my boss about it and on an email anyway, Okay, okay,
(27:08):
yeah he got I heard. I don't yeah. Wow, um,
and so now you've got his job? I do. Yeah.
So is this something that like everybody in the office
already knew or were you the only one that knew
the hook up was going down? No? I don't know
if anyone else knew about it, but I did tell
someone that I sent the email, So I don't know
(27:29):
how the people are going to figure it out or not.
Probably wouldn't have done that one of my close friends, though,
So hopefully it doesn't no office chat, it gets around
telling too much. It will eventually get out. It definitely will.
Thank you. Yeah, I mean I do deserve the job.
That's at least, like that's good. I guess everything right
for sure? You know what, it doesn't sound like they
(27:50):
were a great employee, like a good person to work
for or with. But haven't you ever had somebody at
work that you wanted to sleep with and you're willing
to risk it for? I'm now no, I would never.
Now you're a supervisor. Now you're like, oh, wait, I
shouldn't do that. Yeah, don't repeat the cycle, right? What
(28:13):
happens if somebody finds out like that it was you
that told you? Think that's gonna like cause some commotion
in the office. I think I think other people would
be pretty upset to learn about what he was doing, too,
So I don't I don't think it would be typic
of an issue. I mean, being a snitch isn't great.
But also I think a lot of people are happy
that he's gone. Okay, okay. The crazy thing is, uh,
(28:36):
he actually made his way around the office me included. Wait,
so part of your at the office, and that's the
difference to me, So part of your dirty little secret
is that you also slept with him. Yes, but I
would never ever do that at the office. You screwed
(28:56):
that guy in more ways than one. And what is
the word I'm thinking of? Raise? Yeah? All right, Well,
congrats on the promotion, and thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Thank you. Good Then, Jewels show
(29:18):
on demand. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but health insurance does not cover your retail therapy? What's
the Jewels show? Yeah? Unbotunately right, you'd be like, dude, um,
can I can I get this covered? I went to
the store the other day and I bought like hundreds
of dollars, hundreds of dollars new clothes because of just
retail therapy. That's my therapist, and I need to have
(29:39):
my insurance to cover that. It's a shame that they
do not cover that, but very much, thank you very
much for that text. That's a text in four one
oh six one. It's I don't know who needs to
hear this. But the segment where we say I don't
know who needs to hear this and then say butt
and tell everybody exactly what we think they should hear.
Call us up eight to eight three four three one
six one. Text in four one o six one, what
is your I don't know who needs to hear this? Butt?
Or today? Kelly, what's up? How are you? Hey? I'm good?
(30:02):
How are you good? What is your? I don't know
who needs to hear this? Butt? Yeah, I don't know
who needs to hear this. But Christmas is over? Are
you sure? Breeze on every single door? It's so crazy.
There's people still have not taking down their Christmas lights.
I've seen a bunch my neighbors have their lights. Oh wow, Well,
January's flying by. It feels like Christmas was just yesterday
in there, and it's gonna be here before we know
(30:25):
it is. We'll keep it up. And I'm a big
fan of keeping the lights up just to save because
I get kind of lazy, just to save work on
next year. Just leave them up, right, you're gonna put
them up anyway, and you're gonna probably put up the
same string of lights in the same way. Leave them
up all year round? Why not exactly? Yeah, I'm not
a bad idea. Thank you for your phone call. He
calls up eight to eight three four three one six
(30:46):
one text and four one oh six one. What do
you think the world needs to hear today, Victoria? I
don't know who needs to hear this, but if you
plan to put a TV wall mount on your wall,
you may want to get a stud finder so you
don't tear your wall. I haven't tore my wall yet,
just in case anyone's curious, but I did spend like
thirty minutes last night knocking everywhere to try to find
(31:07):
the stuff. Wow, They're like, look, they're twenty dollars at
home depot. If anyone can find one cheaper, please let
me know one on Amazon and then return, or do
what I do, just drill a bunch of holes in
the wall. Oh, thinking that you find a stud realizing
you didn't, and then eventually you're gonna find one. I found. Now,
(31:28):
do you fix the wall? I'm gonna go to YouTube
and find out. Calls up eighty eight three four three
one oh six one text in four one oh six one.
I don't know who needs to hear this, But the
segment where we say I don't know who needs to
hear this and then say butt and tell everybody what
we think they should hear. Hey, Scott, what's up? What
do you think the world's just here today? I don't
know who needs to hear this? But when you're in
a checkout line with all the stuff that you picked
(31:49):
out from the store, you have to pay for it.
So when the cash here tells you how much it costs,
don't look shocked, and don't go digging around your purse
or your coat trying to find your wallets and your
money and your credit cards. You knew this was coming.
I thank you, Scott, call us up eight to eight
three four through you knew what you got yourself into.
(32:10):
Felt that was his whole chance. Have you ever been
in the line to buy something and then you realize
you didn't either have enough money or you didn't want
the stuff that like that. You got there for a
time to do that all the time, Like I'll go
shopping and grab everything I want, and then when I
get to the cash or I just sound like, these
are the things I want, these are the things that
I need. Yeah, exactly, I've done that before where I
(32:32):
realized I just didn't want any of it. And I
was just last night. I was on insta cart and
I was like, you know what, I could probably buy
a few things. I had like one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of stuff in my car, and then I
went and looked at my fridge and I was like,
everything I was gonna buy, I have just enough up
to last me three more days. Why do I need?
I just left it, just left it. At least you
were on instacrt. This guy sounds like he was spending
(32:53):
time in the grocery chat. Yeah, I said. I was
in the grocery store and for whatever reason, I just
decided I was like I don't want this. Whatever it was,
those few things, but it was enough to be weird.
When I was like, yeah, I don't want any of
this buy and walked out line, I was like, call
us up eighty eight three four three six one, tex
in four one to six one. I don't know who
needs to hear this? Butt the segment where we say
(33:14):
I don't know who needs to hear this, and then
we say butt and then tell everybody what we think
they should hear. Bennett, I don't know who needs to
hear this, but I think that all restaurant menus should
have photos as well, because I hate looking through a
menu and not knowing what I want to order, and
usually I would like to look out a photo of
the food to help me make that decision I have, Yeah,
but sometimes you know, I got to see it with
(33:37):
my eyes, Yeah, with my ears exactly, or my mind,
if that makes sense. You know, I just want to
see it. Call us up eight at eight three four
three one o six one tex in four one o
six one. Christian, what's your I don't know who needs
to hear this, but I don't know who needs to
hear this. But if you aren't sending me any naughty
slash x x x photos, then take me off your
close friends on Instagram. That's I feel. I firmly believe
(33:58):
that the people who created the close friends on Instagram
my close friends. They meant friends who I would maybe
show certain parts of my body too. And I get
a little bit excited when I see that little green
circle pop up. I'm like, Oh, this is gonna be
something good. And then you go and it's like a sunset.
It's like I could google that. Yeah, I mean, and
why are you sitting that only to your close friends?
So I've at that and I'm like, that's a close
(34:20):
friend thing. We're We're definitely not closer close it all sunset.
You can tell a lot by people based on what
they're close friends are saying right now. And I tend
to overshare way too much about the things that I
do that most people wouldn't that you probably shouldn't share it.
So I don't really have I have a close friend's option,
but it's only got my wife on it. That's it, Sheds.
(34:40):
She already knows the weird stuff I'm doing, so whatever.
But I saw you take the picture, I know ye.
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