October 13, 2022 • 35 mins
The Jubal Show kicks off today with something that people shouldn't put on their online dating profile in this Ridiculous Internet Question, there is a woman on the phone who wants to prank her boyfriend in this Phone Prank, Alex Fresh reports on why Kim Kardashian is having to get more security in this Jubal News Network, there is a woman on the phone who thinks her significant other is cheating because of what he is doing on his new computer in this War of the Roses, we have a listener on the phone who wants to tell us one Dirty Little Secret that happens to be multiple, and I don't know who needs to hear this but whoever spends half of their paycheck at Target, please stop and save your money!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jubil Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Donnie Blumkin.
It's time for Ridiculous Internet Question. It's the game where
we ask you the question that everybody's talking about on
the dot com today. It's America's favorite game show. I'm
Donnie Blumpkin and let's get started. Okay, what is everybody
talking about on the Internet's right now? I'm glad you asked.
(00:24):
I'm Donnie Blumpkin. Let's go. What is something that you
should not put in your online dating profile or social
media profile? Basically they're biosh entrepreneur cringe. Whether you spell
it correctly or not. It's so funny when people spelled
out wrong. It's a hard hard to spell. It's very
(00:45):
easy to google it. There's so many entrepreneurs on Instagram.
It's ridiculous. I mean, I'm all for believing it. Do
you believe it? You can achieve it right, but that
means more than just typing entrepreneur in your There's so
many people that it just says entrepreneur, rise and grind,
all that kind of stuff profile, Rise and Grind. You're
(01:06):
a Barisa and you have the opening shift. You call
yourself an entrepreneur. The worst shift ever asking the question
what is something that you shouldn't put in your dating
profile or your social media bios? I mean, whenever I
am on the apps and I'm looking around, if there
is this word in someone's profile, immediately swipe opposite direction.
Hiker I like to hike. I want to go hiking.
(01:29):
We'll hike on hike without Because the thing is is
that you care so much about hiking that you typed
it out for your dating profile. You are absolutely going
to try to give me a hike within a week,
and then they want to take me out there and
murder me about hiking because they want to act like
they're like eat fit and like well, that's even more dumb. Right.
(01:50):
Just now we both are lying to each other because
now I'm trying to make you think I want to
go hiking. You want to go in the first place,
and neither of us want to go hiking. We should
just both watch TV. Hey, it's been it. Um. I
think that wearing a cowboy hat is a no no
for me, and also a picture of you flipping out
the camera it's also a no for me. So many
you guys won't even understand how many more you guys,
(02:12):
I've been a person, but I've been there and I've
done it. I'm just like automatic left. I don't know. Also,
a lot of cameras like in front of the face
so you can't see them or not. Yeah, like not
even it's like a close up of their eye, you know.
It's like people want to see your whole, all of
(02:34):
you in the picture. That's why I think dudes don't
get um. I was gonna say, can we talk about
the bios real quick? Have you ever seen someone's bio
and they have like a long laundry list of the
things they do? Is they don't want and like, I
get it, it's a dating app, but it's like you're
doing too much this long paragraph. I don't even I'm
not interested in finding out about you. It's like I
(02:54):
didn't put reading as one of my interests in my profile.
I don't even know how to read. I'm I'm gonna
read that whole bios like three words, three words about
you to see if I can find you interesting enough
to go out and then learn more about you, to
find out that probably don't think you're that interesting. That's
what it should be. Name, age, hometown, that's maybe try
to be funny, but then also don't do that because
(03:15):
most likely it's not going to be funny exactly. So
just don't say you like hiking. If you're gonna say
an entrepreneur, actually be working on something. Google how to
spell it. Don't worry a cowboy had don't flip off
the camera or take a picture of your eye, And
don't post a picture of your hot friend hoping that
people will think that you're the hot friend you So far,
we've got that. We're asking the question today, what is
(03:35):
something you should or shouldn't put in your dating profile? Oh,
I think that in their dating profile unless this Christian
mingle should not put their religion. Yeah, and then on
Christian Mingle you still shouldn't because people should just know
you read the room. It's like if you're on Farmers Only,
no need to mention farming. And if you're on e Harmony,
(03:58):
don't have to tell people you're old. They already know that. Sure.
Or there's the ones for STDs. There's those apps too.
Oh yeah, if you have a certain STD there's an
app for that. Wow. I'm Donnie Blumpkin and you can
find me on Clammy Date, the only dating website for
people with clamydia. WHOA, I'm Donnie Blumpkin. Lord, thank you
(04:18):
for playing. Have you ever seen people that put on there?
They're like deleting soon. I'm like, so, what you're saying
is you've had no luck and you want me to
write and switch that up for you. Here at the
last minute text in four one of six one calls
up eight to eight three three one oh six one.
What is something that people should not put in their
dating profile? I'm Donnie Blumpkin and let's go for a hike.
(04:39):
Just kidding kids, that one job. Remember you can follow
uh you on social media at the Jewils Show, follow
us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh. I met that Dres.
I'm a Christian Grace Now I'm at Bennett No. The
Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame Mornings
on its twenties. Hello, Hello, Kyle, I want to play
(05:04):
a game. Well, I'm sorry. What You're having trouble finding
your keys, aren't you? Well I'll call you back. Hello, Hello, Kyl,
what's going on? What do you want? The keys to
your car? Lie R and your cat run. They've been
(05:27):
searching cream glances in this dummy. I'm what how do you?
How do you know my cat name? I'll call you back.
Who the is it? What? How do you know about
(05:52):
my factor? Did you check the cat for your keys? No? No, no,
I'll call your back. You didn't check? What? What the
do you want for me? What is going on? Did
you really just check the refrigerator for your keys? Wait? Wait?
(06:13):
How do you How do you know? I just checked
the refrigerator from my keys? Who? Who is this? What?
Games are fun? Aren't they? Kyle? What is going on? Okay?
How then do you even have my note? How do
you know what is going on? What the is? I'm
calling the police? What do you? Okay? What the is happening?
(06:42):
Why are you doing this to me? What is you
going on? What? Hello? That's just a sound of your keys?
I have your what? I am locking locking myself in
(07:06):
the bathroom and I am calling the cops. Okay, that's no.
I don't know why you were doing this to me.
I don't know why you have my keys that I
am calling the police? Okay, yeah, get him, Carl. Why
(07:30):
why are you doing this to me? I'm doing I'm
doing this to you because your girlfriend Samantha set you
up for a phone prank. This is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show and I am so sorry. What it's
a joke. Wait, your your girlfriend hid your keys this
morning and uh, I was giving me updates on where
(07:50):
you were looking for them, and she wanted me to Uh,
she wanted me to scare you though. Wait are you
kidding me? I'm sitting in my bathroom with a butcher
knights and this is you grab to put your knife.
She didn't tell me that I would use that. It's
a joke. Yes, you can take Your girlfriend has your keys,
so I know you're late for something you gotta go to.
(08:11):
So grab your keys and have a good day. You're
Jesus love to go first talk Oh my god, Oh
my God, The Jewil Show on demand. Welcome to the JNN,
(08:33):
The Jubil News Network for Thursday, October thirteenth, twenty twenty two.
I'm Jewel Fresh and this is JNN. Because reporting on
the news doesn't mean you have to know how to
spell news for your lead store. Today, a gourmet restaurant
that just opened is making international headlines for the very
specific clientele that w catering too. And no, you can't
(08:53):
eat there who can. We'll tell you in a second.
Also coming up today on the J and N The
Jewele News Network, I'm Alex Fresh and guess Kim Kardashian
has to beef up her security team because of something
that Kanye WestEd. I have what coming up in my story?
Oh hey, it's been a you know what they say,
if you don't know where you're from, you don't know
where you're going. Well, one man is doing a hot
sauce company over where they claim to be from. I'll
(09:16):
spill the team my story. I'm Christian Grace though, and
as I've said before and we'll continue to say time
and time again, please leave Kim Kardashian alone. And I
think my story is the same as Alex's, but we're
both going to report on him anyway. More coming up
on that story. More on those in just a second
before your lead story of the day to day in
the JAY and N The Juwal News Network, a gourmet
restaurant just opened in San Francisco and it's making headlines
(09:36):
because it's America's first gourmet restaurant for dogs. Oh it's
called Cute Dog, but not really dog. It's spelled Dogue.
It's called it Dog God. So it's a fancy restaurant
for dogs. What can you expect there if you're a
dog lover and want to take your dog to a restaurant.
Here's an example of something that they do on Sundays.
(09:57):
They do a three course tasting menu for seventy five dollars.
Seventy five dollars, that's a date meal. Yeah there. Yeah,
because normally you're go on a day and you spend
that much money on dinner, you're hoping that maybe something
happens at the end of the dogs can let himselves,
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Let's send it to Alex fresh Well, I'm on location
in Kardashian Land where it sounds like Christian has the
(10:39):
same story as me. So I'm not sure if we
should kind of like go out the story together, you
go for it. Okay. So Kim Kardashian now has to
beef up her security team and make sure that there's
like more security at her kids' school because Kanye West
decided to blast whether because go to school insane? Really so,
which is crazy because he wants them to go to
Donda Academy, this news school, that parting that is not
(11:01):
in an actually accredited school. I know. Yeahah, dude, I've
wanted to open up a charter school for so long.
Anybody can open up a charter school and you can
make so much money opening up. Is that legal? It's
I don't know. Piple opened up charter schools. I didn't
know Kanye was doing that too. Is he going to
be at his school that he's There are videos of
him participating with the kids, like, oh, it's a real thing. Yes,
(11:22):
there are videos and they all dress in black. Really
it's kind of creepy. Is he the principal? I don't know. Oh,
and they charged fifteen k a kid. He's a music teacher.
He's a character. All right. This is the jan and
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(11:44):
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send over to be it. Hey. Nowadays people will sue
for anything. So a Los Angeles man he's filed a
class action lawsuit against the makers of Texas Pete Hot Sauce.
I don't know if you guys know anything about the
hot sauce, but he's accusing the company of false advertising
(12:05):
because the bottle says Texas and its sports the famous
Texas Loan Star, despite having nothing to do with Texas.
It's actually made in North Carolina. Oh so he's saying
like if the company dan't lie, he want to have
bought like the sauce itself, and no one else would,
they wouldn't be a successful company. So yeah, okay, how
does he know nobody wants North Carolina hot sauce? Yeah? Hi, yeah,
(12:27):
that sounds good too. It's from North Carolina. I am,
but you know I will say for the second of
a lawsuit and getting some coin, go you buddy. This
is the JNN. The Jewel News Network. When something happens
in the world, we might know that it might not
Take your shot and listen for our next story. Let's
send an over to Christian Grace No Christian. Yes, I'm
on location. Also in Los Angeles where Alex was, where
(12:49):
Kim Kardashian's life has gotten even harder if you can imagine.
As Alex said, Kanye released the name of the kids
school of you know, North Psalm Saint and Chicago where
they all I guess, I don't know if they're all
in school or maybe preschool something. Anyway, he revealed where
they are going to school because he wants him to
have to pull them out and put them in don
To academy. Because he did this, the school themselves felt
that they needed to beef up security, so they started
(13:12):
adding more security to the premises and Kim offered to
pay for it. Wow. Yeah, See, this is what's crazy
about people with money and celebrity people like he's got
people around him who let him do this. There his
yes people. Yeah, and that is sad because somebody should
There should be an intervention. There should be a mental
health intervention or whatever. Also, though he shouldn't have the yes,
people around him allowing him to do things. They should
(13:33):
just drop him too, exactly. They don't want to, though,
because they don't even care. If they agree with us
and think that he's doing something that's malicious or not good,
they'll still just go along with him because it's Kanye West. Yeah, yeah,
that's true. If you were to offer me a job
at the new school, teaching and at his new school,
I would definitely take it. I know you would. I
want to be the gym coach. That was the j
(13:53):
and N the Jewel News Network some of the facts
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us into the Julie I'm at Jewel Fresh, at that
Dres I'm a Christian Grace Now I'm at Bennett Knows
The Jewbel Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Natasha is on the
phone today for War the Roses to catch a cheater.
(14:14):
She's been with her boyfriend Jesse for two years and
now she thinks that he might be cheating. Natasha, thanks
for your email and for coming on the show to
talk about this. What's going on with your boyfriend, Jesse.
Why do you think he's cheating on you? So, Jesse
has always been He's been very private with his devices.
He's that type of person, you know, the kind of
(14:35):
person that like, he always keeps his song with him.
He doesn't leave us sitting out and I'm used to
that's that's always been the way it is. But then
just recently, he got this random laptop and he says
it's for work and he needs it for work. But
that doesn't make sense because he has a work laptop.
He hasn't another work laptop from before that he's still using.
(14:59):
But this new one, he has it with him all
the time. He's always keeping it right next to him,
and even if he forgets it, he'll come back and
get it. Like he's he doesn't want me to see it.
He doesn't want me to like it. Just seems like
maybe he doesn't want me to try one of the
passwords of his that I know are saying, you know,
(15:19):
he doesn't. He doesn't want to leave any opportunity for
me to get a look at it. Do you know
his passcode to his phone? Yeah? I do, Okay, unless
he's changed it, you know, I haven't tried to get
his I don't want to be that person. If he
wouldn't give you the passcode at all, that would to
me that would be shady. Right, some people are protective
with their phones. Yeah, that's one. If he was always
(15:40):
doing that, okay, But if you wouldn't give you the
passcode to me, that that says somebody shady. Like you know,
if they ever handed their phone to you, or you
were like, hey, can I check something on your phone
and they don't let you unlock it and don't give
you the passcode to me, that's kind of weird. If
they just go, yeah, it's whatever, whatever ever, and let
you do it, it shows that they're not really worried
about you checking it. So he's he's been cool like
that before, but now he's not. Yeah, with this laptop
(16:04):
then he's super super careful and cautious with it. And
it just is new and weird and it kind of
alarm you know, red flag believe. Well, he already had
a laptop for work. Oh okay, so that's weird. Yeah,
and so he just said he needs it work. But
did he give you any more information on why he
(16:24):
got another laptop? No, he just keeps it real close
and doesn't leave it laying out, always like we'll come
back and grab it so he can take it with
him or put it away here, And then like, is
he doing anything else that seems like he's cheating? Well, okay,
so his birthday was last week and he has this
(16:45):
really nice new bracelet that he's been wearing. And he
doesn't normally wear jewelry, he's not really a jewelry guy,
but he's been wearing this nice new bracelet. And I
asked him, Oh, that's great. Where did you get that from?
And he said his mom gave it to him. But
I talked to his mom and she was going to
get him tickets to a game to go with his dad.
(17:05):
So I just kind of brought it up casually in
conversation with her, like, oh, hey, did you get those
tickets for Jesse? And she said yes she did, And
I was like, did you get him anything else? And
no she didn't. Oh wow, Okay, So that's a lie
about something like that you could just so easily disapprove. Yeah,
I just don't think he thought I was going to
(17:26):
actually ask his mom, Oh, got you right? Okay, so
you think that he well, he lied to you about
the bracelet. He says he has this new computer that
he says they gave him at work. He doesn't, and
he already has a work computer, but he's been taking
that computer with him everywhere. That definitely seems shady. Is
there anybody that you suspect that he would be cheating with? No,
I mean, I can't think of anyone unless it's someone
(17:48):
he worked with. I just don't know. Well. Normally, if
people are a Rewards cardmember at a grocery store, we
call them and say every single month, we choose one
Lucky Rewards cardmember at random to call from the grocery
store and give them a free flowers delivered to anybody.
Is he a Rewards Card member anywhere that you know of? Yeah,
he thought the grocery store. Okay, cool, all right, so
(18:12):
we'll call from there. Then we'll do the usual. We'll
say every single month, which is one random Awards Card
member to say Happy time day, to say congratulations and
thank you for shopping. You want our contest and you
get free flowers from our fer Old department, delivered anywhere
in the entire universe, and we'll see if he sends
it to you or to somebody else. Do you think
I buy that? Yeah, that sounds all right. We'll play
(18:33):
a song come back, and then call him and get
your War of the Roses to Catch Cheater. Next. Right
in the middle of War of the Roses to Catch Cheater,
if you're just joining us, Natasha is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years, Jesse,
might be cheating on her. And she thinks it might
be somebody that he works with, because all of a
sudden he got a new work computer when he already
has a work computer, and he's been very protective of it.
He takes it with him everywhere. If he forgets it,
(18:54):
he goes back home and brings it with him. He
goes back home to get it and brings it with him.
That's weird, that's kind of sketchy. And then he had
a new bracelet on that Natasha hadn't seen. She asked
him about it. He said that he got it from
his mama. Then Natasha asked his mom about it, and
his mom said that she didn't give him the bracelet,
So he clearly lied about where he got that bracelet
fromm So we're about to call him from the grocery
(19:14):
store that he's a rewards cardmember at and say that.
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random to win free flowers delivered from our floral department
to anybody that they want, just our way of saying
thank you for shopping, and see if he sends them
to his girlfriend, Natasha or to somebody else. Natasha, are
you ready to go? Let's do it, saying you good luck. Girl.
(19:36):
Here we go. I'm a dollar phone. We're right now. Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is Corribele call him from stores? Is
(19:57):
this Jesse? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Congratulations you're
this month winner. Okay, winner of what the flowers? Um?
All right, no idea what we were talking about. But okay,
every single month, we choose one random Rewards card member,
call them and say thank you for shopping by giving
(20:18):
them free flowers delivered from our floral department. So you've
won thirty six long sim red roses delivered to anywhere
in the entire country. Wow, it's a pretty good perk. Okay, yeah,
do you know who you want to send them to?
Right now? M Yeah, I think so. Yeah. All I
would need from you to get this thing, get this
thing going. Would be the name of the person you
want to send them to first and last, and then
(20:41):
anything you want to put on a card, and then
the address, and we will get these puppies in the mail. Yeah.
Could you put the names a weird one? It? Could
you put shay Bay shay Bay? Yeah, shay Bay. I
have never heard the name shay Bay before. How's that spell? Okay,
(21:01):
it's spelt A F H A E and then B
B a E. Oh. Pet name, Yes, it's a it's
a pet name for my girlfriend Natasha. Okay, great? Um?
And do you want to write anything on the car
to say? Let's go with I'm still sprung like the
(21:22):
day we met. I hope these put a smile on
your face just like your smile does to mine. That
was pretty long. Wasn't it long enough to make my
heart melt? That was beautiful? Yeah? And then can we
end it? Can we end it with with love you
so much, my Queen Jesse? And then I don't know,
(21:43):
a heart or whatever after that? If you want something
cute and dear a faithful guy, you don't want to
listen him to a side piece or something. I want
to tell anybody. No, no, no, definitely not. It's a
weird question. Melt Yeah, okay, so nobody at all. Huh no, White,
that's a weird question. Why would you ask that? No? Well,
I asked that because this is actually Jewel from the
(22:03):
Jewel Show. It's a radio show, and this is Alex
and this is Christian and this has Bennett and um
we do what Yeah, we do a segment called War
of the Roses to catch a cheater, and your girlfriend
Natasha might be cheating on her. She's actually on the
phone listening and we were seeing if we could get
another name out of you, but you just gave us Shabay.
So yeah, Natasha, Hey, Hey, Jesse, Hey babe, Hi, can
(22:31):
you somebody want to explain to me? Anybody want to
explain to me what's happening? I think the best person
to do that is you're a friend, Natasha shay Bay. Yeah,
I thought you were cheating on me. I'm so sorry
that I did this. Okay, Okay, why did what made
you think that? Like? What what happened? What did did
I do something? What did I do? You got that
(22:51):
new work laptop that you've you've been carrying it around
with you like it's attached to you, just acting kind
of weird about about it, kind of suspicious. Yeah. Never
for no, No, I know, but I told you it's
it is. It's it's a brand new work laptop. I protected.
Maybe I'm overprotective about it, but you know, the old
one's like it's so old. I never use it. You
(23:13):
never see me use it anymore because it's it's basically obsolete.
Did you think I was the lying to you? Like
you think it was like some sort of spot, like
some sort of laptop that I'm only using to talk
to somebody else the other girls. I don't know. It
sounds so stupid now, I just I don't know it's
But also the bracelet. You said that your mom got
(23:33):
it for you, and I asked her and she says
she didn't. She didn't get you a bracelet. Oh my god,
Jen Natasha, you called my mom about that? Seriously. I
didn't no, no, no, no, I didn't tell her like,
I just asked her if she got you anything else
besides the tickets that she bought you, because I just yeah,
(23:55):
like my mom didn't get me the bracelet because I
said it was my god mom. Oops. Oh oh she said, oh, wrong,
wrong mom. Like, babe, if we're into calling moms now,
do you feel free, you can call my God mom
and she'll she'll prove it, she'll verify the story. But yeah,
(24:16):
it was my God mom. I said that. Wow. Oh
damn it, I didn't share you say God before? Mom.
I yeah, it's probably as soon as you ask me,
or like, I know it's I know it's another woman
of it. Yeah, sure, mama. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't listening.
(24:36):
I'm sorry. You gotta do better, I do. I need
to do better. I need to do better. I love you, babe.
Oh thank god, babe, I love you too. But about
next time about we talk it out as opposed to
I don't know, going on the radio and doing this
whole thing in front of everybody. I did, I mean, Jesse,
(24:58):
I did, Babe, I did try. I to talk it
out with you. I asked you about the bracelet. I mean, yeah,
I guess it was more of a one way street
with the talking out. But how about next time we've
listened to each other out as well? Yes, I swear
to you, I will put my listing ear all right. Well,
(25:19):
thanks Jesse for not cheating. Happy to help you. Yeah,
I'll have a good one. The Jewels Show on demand.
Jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, there goes je Bil again
(25:40):
right before we have three corn never fails. Hello, good morning. Hello,
this is the Jewel Show. You texted in. Our host
right now is eating breakfast so he can't say it. Hi,
what's up? You texted in at four one of six
one day, but dirt a little secret? And sorry about that.
I took a bite right before the phone. I mean anyway, Hi, Yeah,
(26:02):
you texted in. They have a dirty Little Secrets. So
this is the Jewel Show and can you tell us
you're dirty little secret? Are you a place to do
that right now? Yeah? Yeah, we can do that. Um.
So I've been having a fun time dating two guys
at the same time. Okay, yeah, so I guess that
in and of itself is a secret enough. But they're
(26:25):
dating them friends. Whoa Okay, you're dating two best friends girls?
Stop Scott, that's mess. Yeah, they don't know. Are you
sure they're best friends? Well? I mean I don't know.
I guess they don't talk about stuff like that. We
go on dates on different days and what isn't working
so far? And it's like my own episode of The Bachelorette.
(26:49):
What wow, I have so many questions. Are you leaning
more towards one of them over the other at the
at a current moment, or are they tied? I definitely, No,
I definitely I am. But I just kind of the
whole point of it was to make sure that I
liked one of them more than the other before I
like made a call because I liked them both and
I wanted to be super sure before I let him loose,
(27:10):
you know, him lose. Yeah, Hey, it's Benny. Do you
have a heart, because I feel like if I was
dating two people, I would feel horrible at some point.
You've never done it, No, you never did two people
at the same time. No, that's like when that takes
so much worse. It's called the sampler, you know, like
when you get the sampler appetizer. She's just dabbling to
(27:33):
see which one she wants to order fully a sample.
It's supposed to be for like a second, not like
a long time. Well, you're fair. I feel like guys
do this all the time, as long as you're not
like any committed relationship. Yeah, yeah, either of them, you know,
just hanging out and have funding it's fine. I feel
at some point you have to put up like someone's
going to be like, all right, boundary. It's like, at
some point, girl, do either of them think they're in
(27:54):
a committed relationship with you? I mean they shouldn't. I
thought that it was casual. We've definitely made that clear.
Just what I mean? I don't know. I guess we
should have that conversation. How do they not know? Yeah? Yeah,
even if you broke it off with one of them
and then start getting serious with the other, then they're
gonna know. Have you thought about that? I guess I
haven't thought that for a head. Okay, Well call us
(28:16):
back when you do that. When I get to well,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, no problem, thanks, guys,
have a good one. All right, let's get another one. Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewel Show and you texted
in at four one six one. Do you have a
dirty little secret? So we're calling you back to ask
what your dirty little secret is? Hih? What's your doing?
A little secret? That's what cool? You're called my dirty
(28:39):
My dirty little secret is that I'm breaking up with
my boyfriend. Oh but and I know this does know
and No, we've been together for two years and you've
kind of just like grown apart. But I am waiting
to do it after our vacation together. He's taking me
(29:01):
to Europe. Oh oh nice. You want to have that
memory with your soon to be right, Yeah, because everything
looks just like you a few months ago and it's
all said and it's gonna be fun, so might as
well just do it. And then you know that's going
to come through and how you're acting towards him to
(29:22):
like you're not even into him, but you're on the
other side of the world with him, like, right, that's
exhausting to fake interest. Yeah, I guess. I mean it
makes me sound even like worse, but there's this guy
from work that I'm kind of really into. So that's
just keeping me happy on the inside. And it'll still
be fun. I just I just know it's going to end.
(29:43):
Oh my god. Wow, you go into Europe and got
a backup plan already. Yeah, just have as much fun
as possible, I guess. Yeah, I'm yeah, all right, Well,
enjoy your vacation with your poor guy. The Jewel Show
on demand. I don't know who needs to hear this,
(30:05):
but your dentist knows when you're lying about brushing your
teeth and flossing every single day. It's a jewel show.
It's time for I don't know who needs to hear
this butt? The segment where we say I don't know
who needs to hear this did add a butt to
it and tell the universe exactly what we think they
should hear. And I guarantee that was either a dentist
or a dental hygenist or somebody who works in a
(30:25):
dentist's office texting that in right there. I remember lying
about flossing one time, and I remember the sideways look
I got from the dentist, and I'm like, he knows
I'm lying really bad about that. I've never floss sir,
call us up eight eight three four three one o
six one text in four one oh six one. It's
I don't know who needs to hear this, But what
do you think the universe needs to hear? Christian? I
(30:47):
think that the universe needs to hear that you need
to tell your kids that you should love them as
much as possible. Why do you say that? Because someone
texted it in and I think that it's cute, and
I've had friends. I will say that, like they grow
up in like not very mushy, gushy homes, you know,
And I'm glad that I grew up in one. Like
I'm very much a sentimental, tenderhearted person, and I think
(31:08):
it's just because my parents grew up being like love
you twenty four seven, So tell your kids you love that.
That was from a texter that text into that Now.
I thought that was your first thing. I was like,
do we need to talk about you going through something today? Christian?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Christian
needs a mental health faine promise call us up eight
to eight three four three one six one text in
four one of six one it's I don't know who
needs to hear this, but where we say I don't
(31:29):
know who's to hear this and then add a butt
to it and tell everybody what we think they should hear. Alex,
what do you think the world needs here? I don't
know who needs to hear this, but pluck that chin hair? Yo. Yeah,
I'm talking more about like two females. I'm like one
area in my chin that grows one hair, and I
have to like every couple of me wow. Wow, don't
(31:51):
judge me, Bennett. I have a lot of Christians. I'm
just confused because you're really big about laser hair removal.
So I didn't you get one hair Christian? So it
should me one quick sap. It's like if we got
into a war with a really small country and just
use a nuke first time. Bam gone, of course, okay,
call us up eight eight three, three one six one
(32:13):
text in four one oh six one. It's I don't
know who needs to hear this? But where we say
I don't know who needs to hear this, then add
a butt to it and tell everybody exactly what we
think they should hear. Hey, Jennifer, Hey, how's it going?
Not too bad? How are you? What do you think
what the world needs to here today? You guys might
be disappointed, but I don't think hocus Pocus two should
(32:33):
have came out. Did you see it? Actually? Because I
haven't seen it, but I know about it. Hey, it's Benny.
I've definitely seen it and I thought it was really cute.
You know, the movie came out the first one came
out thirty years ago, so it was like kind of
like nostalgic for me. To watch it. But then for
the new the newbies, the young ones that don't know
(32:54):
any better, now they get to experience hocus Pocus and
it's more targeted towards them. I agree. I don't know
who need to hear that, but hope gets focused too.
Was great Christian jumping in here. Had they did it
like ten years ago, fifteen years ago, it wouldn't have
been as great. They waited just the right amount of
time and then dropped it, and I'm like, yeah, now, people,
can you know I appreciate Bennett, do you have? And
I don't know who needs to hear this, but piggyback
(33:15):
in off of my girl Alex. I don't know who
needs to hear this, but definitely, definitely you should condition
your beard. Ladies, if you have a beard, condition it
and makes it soft. And I'm telling you someone's gonna
appreciate that. I love Alex. The only female in the
room is watching all of us. The gods just rub
our beards or I'll just like, how does my facial
hair fill? Right now? I'll call us eight eight three
(33:37):
four three one six one text in four one oh
six one. I don't know who needs to hear this
but Jennifer, what's up? Hey? How's it going? All right?
Not too bad? How are you doing, Jennifer, I'll just
sitting in the parking lot waiting to go to work. Yeah,
don't do that. Just sit in the parking lot all day.
It's gonna be way better than work. I just go home. Yeah, Hey, Jennifer,
what do you think the world needs to hear? Um?
(33:59):
Thank you? No idea? What? Well? Why are you calling? Well?
I was trying to learn the ED sharing tickets and
I was like, yeah, so I don't know who needs
to hear this, but we gave those away a little
while ago, but we do have them coming up again later, Jennifer.
And would you like to stay on hold in the
parking lot all day until we do it again? I
(34:22):
don't know about that. I've already been on hold for
a while. What time is the next ED sheering ticket giveaway?
I'm pretty sure we're doing it, I should know, like
a eleven o'clock hour. Zan is very upset right now.
She's basically runs the radio station. She's the one that
tells me to talk about the shearing stuff, and she's
probably told me about fifty times. She's on her way
and here right now we have our producers. But Jennifer, yeah,
(34:44):
we're giving away. We're giving away here in a little bit.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
need to get better at my job. But you go
to work, Jennifer, and then like follow the station and
then that'll tell you where to do the ed sheer
and stuff. And the show's not for basically another year,
so there's plenty of You got a lot of time
to get those tickets. Can call us up eight to
eight three four three one six one text in four
(35:04):
one oh six one. It's I don't know who needs
to hear this, but the segment where you say I
don't know who needs to hear this and then put
a butt on it and tell the world exactly what
we think they should hear. Hey, Joe, yes, sir, are
you waiting French hearing tickets or do you think the
world should know something? Oh? My was I don't know
who needs to hear this, but oh good, go for it,
(35:24):
spill it. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Walmart, we don't want to show you our receipts
every time we walked out the door. Joe just got
a text message in a four one o six one
from Walmart and it said, well we need to see them. Yeah,
because it's Walmart the whole thing. Ye did Jebel Show
on demand
The Jubil Show on demand. Hi everybody, I'm Donnie Blumkin.
It's time for Ridiculous Internet Question. It's the game where
we ask you the question that everybody's talking about on
the dot com today. It's America's favorite game show. I'm
Donnie Blumpkin and let's get started. Okay, what is everybody
talking about on the Internet's right now? I'm glad you asked.
(00:24):
I'm Donnie Blumpkin. Let's go. What is something that you
should not put in your online dating profile or social
media profile? Basically they're biosh entrepreneur cringe. Whether you spell
it correctly or not. It's so funny when people spelled
out wrong. It's a hard hard to spell. It's very
(00:45):
easy to google it. There's so many entrepreneurs on Instagram.
It's ridiculous. I mean, I'm all for believing it. Do
you believe it? You can achieve it right, but that
means more than just typing entrepreneur in your There's so
many people that it just says entrepreneur, rise and grind,
all that kind of stuff profile, Rise and Grind. You're
(01:06):
a Barisa and you have the opening shift. You call
yourself an entrepreneur. The worst shift ever asking the question
what is something that you shouldn't put in your dating
profile or your social media bios? I mean, whenever I
am on the apps and I'm looking around, if there
is this word in someone's profile, immediately swipe opposite direction.
Hiker I like to hike. I want to go hiking.
(01:29):
We'll hike on hike without Because the thing is is
that you care so much about hiking that you typed
it out for your dating profile. You are absolutely going
to try to give me a hike within a week,
and then they want to take me out there and
murder me about hiking because they want to act like
they're like eat fit and like well, that's even more dumb. Right.
(01:50):
Just now we both are lying to each other because
now I'm trying to make you think I want to
go hiking. You want to go in the first place,
and neither of us want to go hiking. We should
just both watch TV. Hey, it's been it. Um. I
think that wearing a cowboy hat is a no no
for me, and also a picture of you flipping out
the camera it's also a no for me. So many
you guys won't even understand how many more you guys,
(02:12):
I've been a person, but I've been there and I've
done it. I'm just like automatic left. I don't know. Also,
a lot of cameras like in front of the face
so you can't see them or not. Yeah, like not
even it's like a close up of their eye, you know.
It's like people want to see your whole, all of
(02:34):
you in the picture. That's why I think dudes don't
get um. I was gonna say, can we talk about
the bios real quick? Have you ever seen someone's bio
and they have like a long laundry list of the
things they do? Is they don't want and like, I
get it, it's a dating app, but it's like you're
doing too much this long paragraph. I don't even I'm
not interested in finding out about you. It's like I
(02:54):
didn't put reading as one of my interests in my profile.
I don't even know how to read. I'm I'm gonna
read that whole bios like three words, three words about
you to see if I can find you interesting enough
to go out and then learn more about you, to
find out that probably don't think you're that interesting. That's
what it should be. Name, age, hometown, that's maybe try
to be funny, but then also don't do that because
(03:15):
most likely it's not going to be funny exactly. So
just don't say you like hiking. If you're gonna say
an entrepreneur, actually be working on something. Google how to
spell it. Don't worry a cowboy had don't flip off
the camera or take a picture of your eye, And
don't post a picture of your hot friend hoping that
people will think that you're the hot friend you So far,
we've got that. We're asking the question today, what is
(03:35):
something you should or shouldn't put in your dating profile? Oh,
I think that in their dating profile unless this Christian
mingle should not put their religion. Yeah, and then on
Christian Mingle you still shouldn't because people should just know
you read the room. It's like if you're on Farmers Only,
no need to mention farming. And if you're on e Harmony,
(03:58):
don't have to tell people you're old. They already know that. Sure.
Or there's the ones for STDs. There's those apps too.
Oh yeah, if you have a certain STD there's an
app for that. Wow. I'm Donnie Blumpkin and you can
find me on Clammy Date, the only dating website for
people with clamydia. WHOA, I'm Donnie Blumpkin. Lord, thank you
(04:18):
for playing. Have you ever seen people that put on there?
They're like deleting soon. I'm like, so, what you're saying
is you've had no luck and you want me to
write and switch that up for you. Here at the
last minute text in four one of six one calls
up eight to eight three three one oh six one.
What is something that people should not put in their
dating profile? I'm Donnie Blumpkin and let's go for a hike.
(04:39):
Just kidding kids, that one job. Remember you can follow
uh you on social media at the Jewils Show, follow
us all individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh. I met that Dres.
I'm a Christian Grace Now I'm at Bennett No. The
Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jubil Phone frame Mornings
on its twenties. Hello, Hello, Kyle, I want to play
(05:04):
a game. Well, I'm sorry. What You're having trouble finding
your keys, aren't you? Well I'll call you back. Hello, Hello, Kyl,
what's going on? What do you want? The keys to
your car? Lie R and your cat run. They've been
(05:27):
searching cream glances in this dummy. I'm what how do you?
How do you know my cat name? I'll call you back.
Who the is it? What? How do you know about
(05:52):
my factor? Did you check the cat for your keys? No? No, no,
I'll call your back. You didn't check? What? What the
do you want for me? What is going on? Did
you really just check the refrigerator for your keys? Wait? Wait?
(06:13):
How do you How do you know? I just checked
the refrigerator from my keys? Who? Who is this? What?
Games are fun? Aren't they? Kyle? What is going on? Okay?
How then do you even have my note? How do
you know what is going on? What the is? I'm
calling the police? What do you? Okay? What the is happening?
(06:42):
Why are you doing this to me? What is you
going on? What? Hello? That's just a sound of your keys?
I have your what? I am locking locking myself in
(07:06):
the bathroom and I am calling the cops. Okay, that's no.
I don't know why you were doing this to me.
I don't know why you have my keys that I
am calling the police? Okay, yeah, get him, Carl. Why
(07:30):
why are you doing this to me? I'm doing I'm
doing this to you because your girlfriend Samantha set you
up for a phone prank. This is actually Jewel from
The Jewel Show and I am so sorry. What it's
a joke. Wait, your your girlfriend hid your keys this
morning and uh, I was giving me updates on where
(07:50):
you were looking for them, and she wanted me to Uh,
she wanted me to scare you though. Wait are you
kidding me? I'm sitting in my bathroom with a butcher
knights and this is you grab to put your knife.
She didn't tell me that I would use that. It's
a joke. Yes, you can take Your girlfriend has your keys,
so I know you're late for something you gotta go to.
(08:11):
So grab your keys and have a good day. You're
Jesus love to go first talk Oh my god, Oh
my God, The Jewil Show on demand. Welcome to the JNN,
(08:33):
The Jubil News Network for Thursday, October thirteenth, twenty twenty two.
I'm Jewel Fresh and this is JNN. Because reporting on
the news doesn't mean you have to know how to
spell news for your lead store. Today, a gourmet restaurant
that just opened is making international headlines for the very
specific clientele that w catering too. And no, you can't
(08:53):
eat there who can. We'll tell you in a second.
Also coming up today on the J and N The
Jewele News Network, I'm Alex Fresh and guess Kim Kardashian
has to beef up her security team because of something
that Kanye WestEd. I have what coming up in my story?
Oh hey, it's been a you know what they say,
if you don't know where you're from, you don't know
where you're going. Well, one man is doing a hot
sauce company over where they claim to be from. I'll
(09:16):
spill the team my story. I'm Christian Grace though, and
as I've said before and we'll continue to say time
and time again, please leave Kim Kardashian alone. And I
think my story is the same as Alex's, but we're
both going to report on him anyway. More coming up
on that story. More on those in just a second
before your lead story of the day to day in
the JAY and N The Juwal News Network, a gourmet
restaurant just opened in San Francisco and it's making headlines
(09:36):
because it's America's first gourmet restaurant for dogs. Oh it's
called Cute Dog, but not really dog. It's spelled Dogue.
It's called it Dog God. So it's a fancy restaurant
for dogs. What can you expect there if you're a
dog lover and want to take your dog to a restaurant.
Here's an example of something that they do on Sundays.
(09:57):
They do a three course tasting menu for seventy five dollars.
Seventy five dollars, that's a date meal. Yeah there. Yeah,
because normally you're go on a day and you spend
that much money on dinner, you're hoping that maybe something
happens at the end of the dogs can let himselves,
so I don't need anybody else, all right. This is
the J and N, the Jubile News Network. This portion
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Let's send it to Alex fresh Well, I'm on location
in Kardashian Land where it sounds like Christian has the
(10:39):
same story as me. So I'm not sure if we
should kind of like go out the story together, you
go for it. Okay. So Kim Kardashian now has to
beef up her security team and make sure that there's
like more security at her kids' school because Kanye West
decided to blast whether because go to school insane? Really so,
which is crazy because he wants them to go to
Donda Academy, this news school, that parting that is not
(11:01):
in an actually accredited school. I know. Yeahah, dude, I've
wanted to open up a charter school for so long.
Anybody can open up a charter school and you can
make so much money opening up. Is that legal? It's
I don't know. Piple opened up charter schools. I didn't
know Kanye was doing that too. Is he going to
be at his school that he's There are videos of
him participating with the kids, like, oh, it's a real thing. Yes,
(11:22):
there are videos and they all dress in black. Really
it's kind of creepy. Is he the principal? I don't know. Oh,
and they charged fifteen k a kid. He's a music teacher.
He's a character. All right. This is the jan and
the Jewel News Network. This portion of Jayann has brought
to you by Rusty's Music store this week. Only come
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trombones only at Rusty's Music Store. Hey, next, Storry, let's
send over to be it. Hey. Nowadays people will sue
for anything. So a Los Angeles man he's filed a
class action lawsuit against the makers of Texas Pete Hot Sauce.
I don't know if you guys know anything about the
hot sauce, but he's accusing the company of false advertising
(12:05):
because the bottle says Texas and its sports the famous
Texas Loan Star, despite having nothing to do with Texas.
It's actually made in North Carolina. Oh so he's saying
like if the company dan't lie, he want to have
bought like the sauce itself, and no one else would,
they wouldn't be a successful company. So yeah, okay, how
does he know nobody wants North Carolina hot sauce? Yeah? Hi, yeah,
(12:27):
that sounds good too. It's from North Carolina. I am,
but you know I will say for the second of
a lawsuit and getting some coin, go you buddy. This
is the JNN. The Jewel News Network. When something happens
in the world, we might know that it might not
Take your shot and listen for our next story. Let's
send an over to Christian Grace No Christian. Yes, I'm
on location. Also in Los Angeles where Alex was, where
(12:49):
Kim Kardashian's life has gotten even harder if you can imagine.
As Alex said, Kanye released the name of the kids
school of you know, North Psalm Saint and Chicago where
they all I guess, I don't know if they're all
in school or maybe preschool something. Anyway, he revealed where
they are going to school because he wants him to
have to pull them out and put them in don
To academy. Because he did this, the school themselves felt
that they needed to beef up security, so they started
(13:12):
adding more security to the premises and Kim offered to
pay for it. Wow. Yeah, See, this is what's crazy
about people with money and celebrity people like he's got
people around him who let him do this. There his
yes people. Yeah, and that is sad because somebody should
There should be an intervention. There should be a mental
health intervention or whatever. Also, though he shouldn't have the yes,
people around him allowing him to do things. They should
(13:33):
just drop him too, exactly. They don't want to, though,
because they don't even care. If they agree with us
and think that he's doing something that's malicious or not good,
they'll still just go along with him because it's Kanye West. Yeah, yeah,
that's true. If you were to offer me a job
at the new school, teaching and at his new school,
I would definitely take it. I know you would. I
want to be the gym coach. That was the j
(13:53):
and N the Jewel News Network some of the facts
none of the time where you can follow the show
on social media at the Jewel Show, follow all of
us into the Julie I'm at Jewel Fresh, at that
Dres I'm a Christian Grace Now I'm at Bennett Knows
The Jewbel Show on demand. It's time War of the
Roses only on the Jewbil Show. Natasha is on the
phone today for War the Roses to catch a cheater.
(14:14):
She's been with her boyfriend Jesse for two years and
now she thinks that he might be cheating. Natasha, thanks
for your email and for coming on the show to
talk about this. What's going on with your boyfriend, Jesse.
Why do you think he's cheating on you? So, Jesse
has always been He's been very private with his devices.
He's that type of person, you know, the kind of
(14:35):
person that like, he always keeps his song with him.
He doesn't leave us sitting out and I'm used to
that's that's always been the way it is. But then
just recently, he got this random laptop and he says
it's for work and he needs it for work. But
that doesn't make sense because he has a work laptop.
He hasn't another work laptop from before that he's still using.
(14:59):
But this new one, he has it with him all
the time. He's always keeping it right next to him,
and even if he forgets it, he'll come back and
get it. Like he's he doesn't want me to see it.
He doesn't want me to like it. Just seems like
maybe he doesn't want me to try one of the
passwords of his that I know are saying, you know,
(15:19):
he doesn't. He doesn't want to leave any opportunity for
me to get a look at it. Do you know
his passcode to his phone? Yeah? I do, Okay, unless
he's changed it, you know, I haven't tried to get
his I don't want to be that person. If he
wouldn't give you the passcode at all, that would to
me that would be shady. Right, some people are protective
with their phones. Yeah, that's one. If he was always
(15:40):
doing that, okay, But if you wouldn't give you the
passcode to me, that that says somebody shady. Like you know,
if they ever handed their phone to you, or you
were like, hey, can I check something on your phone
and they don't let you unlock it and don't give
you the passcode to me, that's kind of weird. If
they just go, yeah, it's whatever, whatever ever, and let
you do it, it shows that they're not really worried
about you checking it. So he's he's been cool like
that before, but now he's not. Yeah, with this laptop
(16:04):
then he's super super careful and cautious with it. And
it just is new and weird and it kind of
alarm you know, red flag believe. Well, he already had
a laptop for work. Oh okay, so that's weird. Yeah,
and so he just said he needs it work. But
did he give you any more information on why he
(16:24):
got another laptop? No, he just keeps it real close
and doesn't leave it laying out, always like we'll come
back and grab it so he can take it with
him or put it away here, And then like, is
he doing anything else that seems like he's cheating? Well, okay,
so his birthday was last week and he has this
(16:45):
really nice new bracelet that he's been wearing. And he
doesn't normally wear jewelry, he's not really a jewelry guy,
but he's been wearing this nice new bracelet. And I
asked him, Oh, that's great. Where did you get that from?
And he said his mom gave it to him. But
I talked to his mom and she was going to
get him tickets to a game to go with his dad.
(17:05):
So I just kind of brought it up casually in
conversation with her, like, oh, hey, did you get those
tickets for Jesse? And she said yes she did, And
I was like, did you get him anything else? And
no she didn't. Oh wow, Okay, So that's a lie
about something like that you could just so easily disapprove. Yeah,
I just don't think he thought I was going to
(17:26):
actually ask his mom, Oh, got you right? Okay, so
you think that he well, he lied to you about
the bracelet. He says he has this new computer that
he says they gave him at work. He doesn't, and
he already has a work computer, but he's been taking
that computer with him everywhere. That definitely seems shady. Is
there anybody that you suspect that he would be cheating with? No,
I mean, I can't think of anyone unless it's someone
(17:48):
he worked with. I just don't know. Well. Normally, if
people are a Rewards cardmember at a grocery store, we
call them and say every single month, we choose one
Lucky Rewards cardmember at random to call from the grocery
store and give them a free flowers delivered to anybody.
Is he a Rewards Card member anywhere that you know of? Yeah,
he thought the grocery store. Okay, cool, all right, so
(18:12):
we'll call from there. Then we'll do the usual. We'll
say every single month, which is one random Awards Card
member to say Happy time day, to say congratulations and
thank you for shopping. You want our contest and you
get free flowers from our fer Old department, delivered anywhere
in the entire universe, and we'll see if he sends
it to you or to somebody else. Do you think
I buy that? Yeah, that sounds all right. We'll play
(18:33):
a song come back, and then call him and get
your War of the Roses to Catch Cheater. Next. Right
in the middle of War of the Roses to Catch Cheater,
if you're just joining us, Natasha is on the phone
and she thinks that her boyfriend of two years, Jesse,
might be cheating on her. And she thinks it might
be somebody that he works with, because all of a
sudden he got a new work computer when he already
has a work computer, and he's been very protective of it.
He takes it with him everywhere. If he forgets it,
(18:54):
he goes back home and brings it with him. He
goes back home to get it and brings it with him.
That's weird, that's kind of sketchy. And then he had
a new bracelet on that Natasha hadn't seen. She asked
him about it. He said that he got it from
his mama. Then Natasha asked his mom about it, and
his mom said that she didn't give him the bracelet,
So he clearly lied about where he got that bracelet
fromm So we're about to call him from the grocery
(19:14):
store that he's a rewards cardmember at and say that.
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member at
random to win free flowers delivered from our floral department
to anybody that they want, just our way of saying
thank you for shopping, and see if he sends them
to his girlfriend, Natasha or to somebody else. Natasha, are
you ready to go? Let's do it, saying you good luck. Girl.
(19:36):
Here we go. I'm a dollar phone. We're right now. Hello, Hey,
what's up? This is Corribele call him from stores? Is
(19:57):
this Jesse? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. Congratulations you're
this month winner. Okay, winner of what the flowers? Um?
All right, no idea what we were talking about. But okay,
every single month, we choose one random Rewards card member,
call them and say thank you for shopping by giving
(20:18):
them free flowers delivered from our floral department. So you've
won thirty six long sim red roses delivered to anywhere
in the entire country. Wow, it's a pretty good perk. Okay, yeah,
do you know who you want to send them to?
Right now? M Yeah, I think so. Yeah. All I
would need from you to get this thing, get this
thing going. Would be the name of the person you
want to send them to first and last, and then
(20:41):
anything you want to put on a card, and then
the address, and we will get these puppies in the mail. Yeah.
Could you put the names a weird one? It? Could
you put shay Bay shay Bay? Yeah, shay Bay. I
have never heard the name shay Bay before. How's that spell? Okay,
(21:01):
it's spelt A F H A E and then B
B a E. Oh. Pet name, Yes, it's a it's
a pet name for my girlfriend Natasha. Okay, great? Um?
And do you want to write anything on the car
to say? Let's go with I'm still sprung like the
(21:22):
day we met. I hope these put a smile on
your face just like your smile does to mine. That
was pretty long. Wasn't it long enough to make my
heart melt? That was beautiful? Yeah? And then can we
end it? Can we end it with with love you
so much, my Queen Jesse? And then I don't know,
(21:43):
a heart or whatever after that? If you want something
cute and dear a faithful guy, you don't want to
listen him to a side piece or something. I want
to tell anybody. No, no, no, definitely not. It's a
weird question. Melt Yeah, okay, so nobody at all. Huh no, White,
that's a weird question. Why would you ask that? No? Well,
I asked that because this is actually Jewel from the
(22:03):
Jewel Show. It's a radio show, and this is Alex
and this is Christian and this has Bennett and um
we do what Yeah, we do a segment called War
of the Roses to catch a cheater, and your girlfriend
Natasha might be cheating on her. She's actually on the
phone listening and we were seeing if we could get
another name out of you, but you just gave us Shabay.
So yeah, Natasha, Hey, Hey, Jesse, Hey babe, Hi, can
(22:31):
you somebody want to explain to me? Anybody want to
explain to me what's happening? I think the best person
to do that is you're a friend, Natasha shay Bay. Yeah,
I thought you were cheating on me. I'm so sorry
that I did this. Okay, Okay, why did what made
you think that? Like? What what happened? What did did
I do something? What did I do? You got that
(22:51):
new work laptop that you've you've been carrying it around
with you like it's attached to you, just acting kind
of weird about about it, kind of suspicious. Yeah. Never
for no, No, I know, but I told you it's
it is. It's it's a brand new work laptop. I protected.
Maybe I'm overprotective about it, but you know, the old
one's like it's so old. I never use it. You
(23:13):
never see me use it anymore because it's it's basically obsolete.
Did you think I was the lying to you? Like
you think it was like some sort of spot, like
some sort of laptop that I'm only using to talk
to somebody else the other girls. I don't know. It
sounds so stupid now, I just I don't know it's
But also the bracelet. You said that your mom got
(23:33):
it for you, and I asked her and she says
she didn't. She didn't get you a bracelet. Oh my god,
Jen Natasha, you called my mom about that? Seriously. I
didn't no, no, no, no, I didn't tell her like,
I just asked her if she got you anything else
besides the tickets that she bought you, because I just yeah,
(23:55):
like my mom didn't get me the bracelet because I
said it was my god mom. Oops. Oh oh she said, oh, wrong,
wrong mom. Like, babe, if we're into calling moms now,
do you feel free, you can call my God mom
and she'll she'll prove it, she'll verify the story. But yeah,
(24:16):
it was my God mom. I said that. Wow. Oh
damn it, I didn't share you say God before? Mom.
I yeah, it's probably as soon as you ask me,
or like, I know it's I know it's another woman
of it. Yeah, sure, mama. Yeah, yeah, I wasn't listening.
(24:36):
I'm sorry. You gotta do better, I do. I need
to do better. I need to do better. I love you, babe.
Oh thank god, babe, I love you too. But about
next time about we talk it out as opposed to
I don't know, going on the radio and doing this
whole thing in front of everybody. I did, I mean, Jesse,
(24:58):
I did, Babe, I did try. I to talk it
out with you. I asked you about the bracelet. I mean, yeah,
I guess it was more of a one way street
with the talking out. But how about next time we've
listened to each other out as well? Yes, I swear
to you, I will put my listing ear all right. Well,
(25:19):
thanks Jesse for not cheating. Happy to help you. Yeah,
I'll have a good one. The Jewels Show on demand.
Jebils dirty little Secret. Hello, there goes je Bil again
(25:40):
right before we have three corn never fails. Hello, good morning. Hello,
this is the Jewel Show. You texted in. Our host
right now is eating breakfast so he can't say it. Hi,
what's up? You texted in at four one of six
one day, but dirt a little secret? And sorry about that.
I took a bite right before the phone. I mean anyway, Hi, Yeah,
(26:02):
you texted in. They have a dirty Little Secrets. So
this is the Jewel Show and can you tell us
you're dirty little secret? Are you a place to do
that right now? Yeah? Yeah, we can do that. Um.
So I've been having a fun time dating two guys
at the same time. Okay, yeah, so I guess that
in and of itself is a secret enough. But they're
(26:25):
dating them friends. Whoa Okay, you're dating two best friends girls?
Stop Scott, that's mess. Yeah, they don't know. Are you
sure they're best friends? Well? I mean I don't know.
I guess they don't talk about stuff like that. We
go on dates on different days and what isn't working
so far? And it's like my own episode of The Bachelorette.
(26:49):
What wow, I have so many questions. Are you leaning
more towards one of them over the other at the
at a current moment, or are they tied? I definitely, No,
I definitely I am. But I just kind of the
whole point of it was to make sure that I
liked one of them more than the other before I
like made a call because I liked them both and
I wanted to be super sure before I let him loose,
(27:10):
you know, him lose. Yeah, Hey, it's Benny. Do you
have a heart, because I feel like if I was
dating two people, I would feel horrible at some point.
You've never done it, No, you never did two people
at the same time. No, that's like when that takes
so much worse. It's called the sampler, you know, like
when you get the sampler appetizer. She's just dabbling to
(27:33):
see which one she wants to order fully a sample.
It's supposed to be for like a second, not like
a long time. Well, you're fair. I feel like guys
do this all the time, as long as you're not
like any committed relationship. Yeah, yeah, either of them, you know,
just hanging out and have funding it's fine. I feel
at some point you have to put up like someone's
going to be like, all right, boundary. It's like, at
some point, girl, do either of them think they're in
(27:54):
a committed relationship with you? I mean they shouldn't. I
thought that it was casual. We've definitely made that clear.
Just what I mean? I don't know. I guess we
should have that conversation. How do they not know? Yeah? Yeah,
even if you broke it off with one of them
and then start getting serious with the other, then they're
gonna know. Have you thought about that? I guess I
haven't thought that for a head. Okay, Well call us
(28:16):
back when you do that. When I get to well,
thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Yeah, no problem, thanks, guys,
have a good one. All right, let's get another one. Hey,
what's up? This is the Jewel Show and you texted
in at four one six one. Do you have a
dirty little secret? So we're calling you back to ask
what your dirty little secret is? Hih? What's your doing?
A little secret? That's what cool? You're called my dirty
(28:39):
My dirty little secret is that I'm breaking up with
my boyfriend. Oh but and I know this does know
and No, we've been together for two years and you've
kind of just like grown apart. But I am waiting
to do it after our vacation together. He's taking me
(29:01):
to Europe. Oh oh nice. You want to have that
memory with your soon to be right, Yeah, because everything
looks just like you a few months ago and it's
all said and it's gonna be fun, so might as
well just do it. And then you know that's going
to come through and how you're acting towards him to
(29:22):
like you're not even into him, but you're on the
other side of the world with him, like, right, that's
exhausting to fake interest. Yeah, I guess. I mean it
makes me sound even like worse, but there's this guy
from work that I'm kind of really into. So that's
just keeping me happy on the inside. And it'll still
be fun. I just I just know it's going to end.
(29:43):
Oh my god. Wow, you go into Europe and got
a backup plan already. Yeah, just have as much fun
as possible, I guess. Yeah, I'm yeah, all right, Well,
enjoy your vacation with your poor guy. The Jewel Show
on demand. I don't know who needs to hear this,
(30:05):
but your dentist knows when you're lying about brushing your
teeth and flossing every single day. It's a jewel show.
It's time for I don't know who needs to hear
this butt? The segment where we say I don't know
who needs to hear this did add a butt to
it and tell the universe exactly what we think they
should hear. And I guarantee that was either a dentist
or a dental hygenist or somebody who works in a
(30:25):
dentist's office texting that in right there. I remember lying
about flossing one time, and I remember the sideways look
I got from the dentist, and I'm like, he knows
I'm lying really bad about that. I've never floss sir,
call us up eight eight three four three one o
six one text in four one oh six one. It's
I don't know who needs to hear this, But what
do you think the universe needs to hear? Christian? I
(30:47):
think that the universe needs to hear that you need
to tell your kids that you should love them as
much as possible. Why do you say that? Because someone
texted it in and I think that it's cute, and
I've had friends. I will say that, like they grow
up in like not very mushy, gushy homes, you know,
And I'm glad that I grew up in one. Like
I'm very much a sentimental, tenderhearted person, and I think
(31:08):
it's just because my parents grew up being like love
you twenty four seven, So tell your kids you love that.
That was from a texter that text into that Now.
I thought that was your first thing. I was like,
do we need to talk about you going through something today? Christian?
I don't know who needs to hear this, but Christian
needs a mental health faine promise call us up eight
to eight three four three one six one text in
four one of six one it's I don't know who
needs to hear this, but where we say I don't
(31:29):
know who's to hear this and then add a butt
to it and tell everybody what we think they should hear. Alex,
what do you think the world needs here? I don't
know who needs to hear this, but pluck that chin hair? Yo. Yeah,
I'm talking more about like two females. I'm like one
area in my chin that grows one hair, and I
have to like every couple of me wow. Wow, don't
(31:51):
judge me, Bennett. I have a lot of Christians. I'm
just confused because you're really big about laser hair removal.
So I didn't you get one hair Christian? So it
should me one quick sap. It's like if we got
into a war with a really small country and just
use a nuke first time. Bam gone, of course, okay,
call us up eight eight three, three one six one
(32:13):
text in four one oh six one. It's I don't
know who needs to hear this? But where we say
I don't know who needs to hear this, then add
a butt to it and tell everybody exactly what we
think they should hear. Hey, Jennifer, Hey, how's it going?
Not too bad? How are you? What do you think
what the world needs to here today? You guys might
be disappointed, but I don't think hocus Pocus two should
(32:33):
have came out. Did you see it? Actually? Because I
haven't seen it, but I know about it. Hey, it's Benny.
I've definitely seen it and I thought it was really cute.
You know, the movie came out the first one came
out thirty years ago, so it was like kind of
like nostalgic for me. To watch it. But then for
the new the newbies, the young ones that don't know
(32:54):
any better, now they get to experience hocus Pocus and
it's more targeted towards them. I agree. I don't know
who need to hear that, but hope gets focused too.
Was great Christian jumping in here. Had they did it
like ten years ago, fifteen years ago, it wouldn't have
been as great. They waited just the right amount of
time and then dropped it, and I'm like, yeah, now, people,
can you know I appreciate Bennett, do you have? And
I don't know who needs to hear this, but piggyback
(33:15):
in off of my girl Alex. I don't know who
needs to hear this, but definitely, definitely you should condition
your beard. Ladies, if you have a beard, condition it
and makes it soft. And I'm telling you someone's gonna
appreciate that. I love Alex. The only female in the
room is watching all of us. The gods just rub
our beards or I'll just like, how does my facial
hair fill? Right now? I'll call us eight eight three
(33:37):
four three one six one text in four one oh
six one. I don't know who needs to hear this
but Jennifer, what's up? Hey? How's it going? All right?
Not too bad? How are you doing, Jennifer, I'll just
sitting in the parking lot waiting to go to work. Yeah,
don't do that. Just sit in the parking lot all day.
It's gonna be way better than work. I just go home. Yeah, Hey, Jennifer,
what do you think the world needs to hear? Um?
(33:59):
Thank you? No idea? What? Well? Why are you calling? Well?
I was trying to learn the ED sharing tickets and
I was like, yeah, so I don't know who needs
to hear this, but we gave those away a little
while ago, but we do have them coming up again later, Jennifer.
And would you like to stay on hold in the
parking lot all day until we do it again? I
(34:22):
don't know about that. I've already been on hold for
a while. What time is the next ED sheering ticket giveaway?
I'm pretty sure we're doing it, I should know, like
a eleven o'clock hour. Zan is very upset right now.
She's basically runs the radio station. She's the one that
tells me to talk about the shearing stuff, and she's
probably told me about fifty times. She's on her way
and here right now we have our producers. But Jennifer, yeah,
(34:44):
we're giving away. We're giving away here in a little bit.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but I
need to get better at my job. But you go
to work, Jennifer, and then like follow the station and
then that'll tell you where to do the ed sheer
and stuff. And the show's not for basically another year,
so there's plenty of You got a lot of time
to get those tickets. Can call us up eight to
eight three four three one six one text in four
(35:04):
one oh six one. It's I don't know who needs
to hear this, but the segment where you say I
don't know who needs to hear this and then put
a butt on it and tell the world exactly what
we think they should hear. Hey, Joe, yes, sir, are
you waiting French hearing tickets or do you think the
world should know something? Oh? My was I don't know
who needs to hear this, but oh good, go for it,
(35:24):
spill it. I don't know who needs to hear this,
but Walmart, we don't want to show you our receipts
every time we walked out the door. Joe just got
a text message in a four one o six one
from Walmart and it said, well we need to see them. Yeah,
because it's Walmart the whole thing. Ye did Jebel Show
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