September 20, 2022 • 35 mins
The Jubal Show is kicking off a special, but funny, Stupid Internet Question this morning, then we go to Megan who is on the phone to prank her brother Larry in this Phone Prank because he has Covid, Social Media Producer Christian Gray Snow reports on how one fast food restaurant might end up paying for you food in this INN, Jenna is on the phone for a War of the Roses to catch a cheater because she thinks her boyfriend Jake is cheating on her, there is a guy on the phone in this Dirty Little Secret who can't tell his fiancé about where they got their dogs, and one company is paying people to show them their road rage!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Jebel Show on demand, Him Winkler Chicken thighs and
this is stupid Internet question. It's America's favorite new game
show where we ask you the question that everybody's wondering
on the dot com today. Call us up eight to
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. If you want to be
a contestant on stupid Internet question, call up right now,
(00:25):
one six one, text in four one oh six one.
I'm Henry Winkler Chicken thighs and what is Today's a
stupid Internet question? What is it? I'm glad you asked.
Today's stupid Internet question? Is this who was the last
person to kiss you off? And why? Oh let's hear
from the house first. Okay, last person would be you.
(00:48):
Let's just go to a minute. Okay. So I have
a friend who like his dog accidentally swallowed a tennis ball,
and I do how he swallowed the whole tennis ball.
That's not why I was mad. We brought the dog
to the vet and they're like, yeah, You're dog definitely
needs a surgery, but we need you to pay all
of this money first. It was a lot of money,
and it's like we can't do the surgery unless you
give us some money. And I'm like, you are a vet.
(01:08):
This dog is dying right now like when you were
a kid and you were like, when I grow up,
I want to help animals. And they literally were like,
we can't help you. They st the dog away. Oh
my god, yes, our healthcare, we don't pay for it
up front. Yeah, I swallow the ball last week and
they got me in an out right away to pay later.
Needs to me eight three four three one oh six one.
(01:30):
Text in four one oh six one. That was the
last person I was angry at. It was like fun anger,
you know, um eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one oh six one. It's sup.
But internet questions who was the last person to piss
you off? And why you signya? Well? I was firston
that I got pissed off at with my mom. This
swoken one went to a bachelorette party and for her
(01:52):
best friend and she decided my mom, mom has to
be the center of attention. I had to talk with
her before it all started, and she of course did
not listen, and she brought up old drama and made
it a big ordeal. So here I was outside of
a club talking to fifty ye old Mills giving them
(02:12):
life less sense about whatever their drama wasn't trying to
fix their issue, and it was just it was just
really annoying. I mean, dang, who's a parent, who's a child?
Thank you for calling him? The last person to piss
me off, this was Christian was a man named Timothy
with last name I started with M. I can't remember
(02:33):
his last name, but he was working at Gate thirty
two at San Jose Airport on Sunday afternoon and he
was rude to me and I just ran from one
end of the airport to the other. I was drenched
and sweat I didn't have time to stop and get
anything to drink or eat. And I'm getting on with
Abby and he tells me that I don't have the
correct documents for Abby to fly with me. And I'm like, well,
(02:54):
you might want to call your co worker down here,
who I just talked to at the desk for the
last fifteen minutes, who gave me the okay because she
sent me down here. I'm sweaty, I'm not going all
the way back also at Southwest, so if i'll leave now,
I'm not going to get a seat on the plane
or I'm going to be in the middle between people
I don't know, which is not going to happen. So yeah, Timothy,
you know they don't care. Timothy, he doesn't care. But
(03:15):
it was a power trip. So I think Timothy m
might tquit his job at the Senate day where he
does care walking. I was like, man, I can't can't
work here anymore's affecting me too much. Call us up
any eight three four three one oh six one text
in four one six. One of stupid Internet questions today.
Stupid Internet question is who was the last person to
piss you off? And why? Marlena? Yes, hello there? Who
(03:38):
was the last person to piss you off? And why
do you buy? Best friend? Daisy? This is a couple
of years ago, Weak and tonat to Washington, d C.
Another very how do you feely person? He spent like
two weeks together and it was starting to get on
my nerves how close we were And will you take
him a trip into the city to buy some stuff?
(03:59):
And I bought some twelve there are you okay? Yeah,
she's picked Okay. It sounds like you're still shaking from
being pissed, like I'm telling the story. Yeah, huh No,
I'm just a little nervous. Oh yeah, Marlena, did you
hear the last couple of minutes of the show, Like
I can barely speak and pay attention this morning at all.
(04:19):
And I do this for a living. I've done it
for a long time. So you are good, Marlena. So
what happened with your friend girl? Well, we were writing
the train back and I thought she was reaching for
my toilet paper, and I kind of freaked on her
and I started beating her with a toilet paper and
I told her to back off, and then she she
blinked me that she wasn't reaching for my toilet paper.
(04:40):
I forgot what she said. She was trying to do it,
but she wasn't reaching for my toilet paper. And we
calmed down, talked about it, laughed, and we still laugh
about it to this day. Thank you for your st
You have patience like a saint because you haven't been
pissed for a few years. I know, well, probably because
you beat somebody with toilet paper, and if you do that,
you're like, I'm not getting mad for a little while.
That was my famite toilet paper. The last person that
(05:04):
I was pissed out was a person who quit who
was our personal assistant because we need more Like, oh yeah, yeah,
I haven't been pissed since then. What yeah, quitting never
forget Oh my gosh, you guys are like I got
pissed like a year ago. I'm gonna pissed every o
big day, every hour. I'm gonna get pissed in five minutes.
I think all of us probably should just get pissed
(05:25):
right now. Yeah, I'm pissed that Stupid Internet Questions is
over for the day. I don't worry, though. We'll do
it again at the same time tomorrow. That was Stupid
Internet Questions, America's most exciting new game show, where we
ask you the question that everybody's asking on the dot com.
Join us tomorrow, same time when we play another exciting
round of stupid Internet place just banana in front of
(05:45):
you guys right now. Oh, good for it. Oh now
I'm not pissed anymore. The Jewil Show on demand. It's
another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello,
my name is Pete Eagans and I'm calling from HR
(06:07):
I'm looking for Larry Yeah, just calling to check in
because apparently you requested time off because you have COVID.
That's correct. I mean I didn't really request time off.
I have to be out, I have to quarantine with it.
Oh yeah, okay, m mmmmm okay. I'm looking at notes here,
and you have not taken time off because of COVID yet,
(06:31):
so this is your first time having it. Correct, lucky me, Hang,
got it right. I thought I was in the in
the clear. M m okay, Larry. I do want to
let you know that faking sick to take a few
weeks off from work is frowned on and really not
supported by our company guidelines. Not something I should buy
up to tell you that I don't actually have COVID. Yeah,
(06:52):
I guess that is what I'm implying. I haven't straight
said it yet, but that is what I'm implying, And
now I'll just say it, Larry. Arry, I have reason
to believe that you do not have COVID at all,
and you're faking it to be out of work for
ten days, which again the company frowns on. So let's
get back into the office and I won't write you up.
There's no way I'm coming. Not only do I feel
(07:13):
like death, I'm not coming back into the I'm kid
exposed people to. Okay, Larry, doesn't sound like I was
born yesterday. If I mean no, I guess yeah, because
I would sound like a newborn baby if I was
born yesterday. I don't sound like a newborn baby. Do
I sound like a representative from HR for the company
you work for. You don't sound like a representative that's
a very compassionate like this sounds like I don't know. Man. Well,
(07:37):
Larry Larry, and let me just say, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Laris,
whatever your name is, I've completely forgot heat, Larry Larry,
Larry Larry. Do you expect me to believe that you
have COVID when our president Joseph Biden said that COVID
(07:59):
is oh, our president said it, So there is no
more COVID, So you can't have COVID. I read the
news and I know you're lying to COVID is not over, Larry, Larry,
maybe not a big deal anymore. I see, I see
Larry wants me to believe Larry over the president of
these United States of America. I don't think so, Larry. Okay,
(08:21):
I don't think the COVID is just completely gone. I
think it was like, like there's not a pandemic anymore,
people still get it. Nope, that's not the quote that
I saw on the news from our great president. It said,
COVID is gone. You expect me to believe that the
President of the United States is wrong? Uh? Yeah, I
think that presidents can be wrong. Oh okay, let's not
(08:44):
go there. Go where I think I just heard you
say that the President of the United States can be
wrong from time to time. Yeah, okay, No, no, they can't.
They can No, they can't. They got a history book,
but they can be wrong from time to Okay. I
don't know what country you live in, Larry, but I
live in work in America, and everything the president says
(09:05):
goes with me, no matter which president it is. Joseph R.
Biden says that COVID is not a thing anymore. Therefore
it's gone. So you're lying, and I'm gonna have to
write you up. He said, You're going to write me up. Yes,
you're getting written up for faking sick to play hooky,
maybe to go to a concert or go hiking or something.
So the president said, Mickey Mouse is the new vice president.
(09:25):
That's just that's true, absolutely, And I think Mickey Mouse
would make a great vice president, don't you. I mean
talk about sharing people out all due respect. And you
can put this on my record too. I think this
is an insane conversation. I think this is not a
professional way to approach this. I think that the insane
part is that you, Larry, think that you can claim
(09:46):
that you just got COVID for the first time after
it's been around for two years and the leader of
our nation has said that it's gone. He minted as
a figure of speech, entirely gone. I've got it. Kay, Okay,
So discrediting the president and swearing at an HR representative,
Oh boy, I did a representative that just said Mickey
(10:07):
Mouse would be a good vice president. This is fool
is actually you know what, I'll come into work. I'll
come into work right now and I'll claws in your face. Okay,
well don't do that. Don't do that, please? Why because
you know that I probably really do have COVID idiots? No,
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing
a phone prank on you and your sister Megan set
you up. It's a joke. Oh my god, she said
(10:32):
that you just got covidence. She was giving you a
bad time because President Biden said that it's gone and
you shouldn't have it. Well, I probably didn't need that
extra headache. The Jewels Show on Demand. Welcome to the
i n N, The Indiant News Network where idiots aren't
just in the news. For Tuesday, September twentieth, twenty two.
(10:53):
I'm Jewel Fresh and if you don't believe in karma,
there was a gas station in Tennessee that will prove
that karma is real. How in justice? But first let's
meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and this is the
iron N the Adiant News Network where designed in their brothers.
And why do I say that? Because something happened during
a Bucks First Saints game over the weekend that never
sees this to amaze me and it's amazing. Also, I
had an AHA moment during that, and now I think
(11:14):
I'm just the idiot's holl you what I'm talking about?
Coming up in my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow and
it's one fast food chain not only promising you fingerlicking
good food, but can now they'd be paying for it too.
Were coming up on that story, that's coming up in
my story. All right, more on those than just a
second before he first started the day in the iron
and the airport the news, I said, if you don't
believe in karma, there was a gas station robbery in Tennessee.
That will prove that karma is real because a man
(11:35):
in Tennessee tried to rob a gas station last week,
but he didn't get any cash and when he tried
to escape, he ran out of gas and was arrested.
So there you go. That is karma is real. Love.
This is the I where idiots are just in the news,
(11:56):
one of those things where you're like just wishing a
cop is there at the right time to like pull
somebody over. He was being in a hole traffic. I mean,
it's just definitely carma, just perfect. He should have stolen
some gats. Hello, you can't get gas until you like
prepay for it. Now, where did the wise give me
twenty dollars and also give me twenty dollars on pump?
Like in theory, he would actually got more money if
he would have routed him for gas because gas is
so expensive right now. Anything they would have literally and
(12:20):
some bugles. There's a delicious acre. Yes taste. Those reminded
my childhood. He beg them card b nails too amazing
if the guy ran out of gas, but he did
still a bag of bugles and he was in his car.
Not a total for a next Starlet's set it over
to Alex Fresh. She was on location. I met. I
(12:40):
don't know what is the field called where the Saints
first of Bucks played over the weekend. Who knows, don't
know where they were lean and Tampa Bay, Okay, Tampa
Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Evans and Saints cornerback Marshawn Lattimore,
we're both at j did because they got into a brawl.
(13:02):
So this was like pretty amazing. This happens all the
time because you know testosterone. But number thirteen Mic on
the Bucks, basically out of nowhere came and just sideswiped
in as hard as you could because you know testosterone.
And I always thought that, right, I always thought it
was just testosterone that these guys are on the field,
are getting in brawls all the time, Like right, it's
like fun to watch, and then like the whole team
(13:23):
started brawling. Everybody start brawlin. Right, it's fun to watch.
But then I realized because I boycotted. Then I followed,
don't even you know, I can't even get into that
right now. But I used to watch it religiously, like
pretty much up until a few years ago. So now
I just think that it's just a reality show and
I think I can't handle it. So I'm like, oh
my god, I'm such an idiot, because like I thought
it was funny at first and like it was entertaining.
I'm like, wait a minute, I boycotted this. Yeah, So
(13:46):
basically there was just a brawl, a big, huge brawl,
a big huge mane guys having a fun time at work.
That you very much. This is the I n and
the idiot newstwork radios aren't just in the news. Our
next story. Let's send her over to Christian Gray Snow
who was on location. I'm on location and Jackson, Georgia,
where a woman got a whole lot more than she
(14:07):
bargained for when she visited a local KFC recently for
some finger licking good chicken. Okay, yes, Joe and Oliver
called the police after finding something in her chicken sandwich. Okay,
let's not wait for it. Are you ready? No, five
hundred and forty three dollars and ten cents. Oh yes,
it was the restaurant's daily deposit that someone placed in
a sandwich back and then they put a sandwich in there.
(14:30):
She called the cops and gave it back. According to
Business Inside, her local authority said, not only did miss
Oliver do the right thing, she saved the manager's job.
Thank you for minding us that we have good citizens here.
She's better than me because I would have been like
God in my body, letting this money be nonurishment to
my bank. I'm taking the money, and I still would
have called him took a plane for not putting something
on it. Yeah, he's never where he had started to
(14:57):
send the news all the same time, another hard hitting
report from the ann Remember you can follow the show
on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow all of
us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh and not that dreas.
I'm a Christian Grace. Now I'm at Bennett No the
Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses
only on the Jewbil Show. Jenna is on the phone
(15:18):
today for War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater.
She thinks that her boyfriend Jake might be cheating on her.
They've been together for a little over a year, she says,
and the reason she thinks he's cheating is apparently because
of something that she saw on Instagram. Oh happens a lot,
not good, dang Graham. Then, Jenna, why tell us a
little bit about what's going on. Why do you think
(15:39):
that your boyfriend Jake is cheating on you. So we
have a group of like mutual friends, and so one night,
like I was hanging out with him and he was
out of town and my friend, like I was, my
friend was showing me like some silly video on her phone.
And then like you know how in the where the
stories are like if it's like a regular story, it'll
(16:02):
be like that purple issu or whatever. But then it's
like a close friends story, it'll be green. Yeah, Jake
had a story that was green, and I was like, okay,
but wait a minute, I didn't see it, Like, oh,
I'm not one. I'm not on his close friends list.
And then when I tapped it, it was like him
(16:24):
getting tworks on what by Yeah, but it wasn't like
like it wasn't like he was at a club or
or strip club or something. Definitely him and this woman
know each other, and the trking wasn't like a professional thing.
(16:46):
It wasn't like he was like at an usher concert.
And it was exactly wait, okay, so where was he then?
I couldn't really tell. I saw like a table. It
looked like maybe a restaurant or like a you know,
like sometimes how the hotel lobby will have like the
table with like a little couch next to it, like
(17:06):
where you're having burnch or something like that. Yeah, it
looked like that type of thing. Interesting. So did you
confront him? I mean I did it. Like I would
be flipping the heck out if my boyfriend fiance husband
had a close friends story that I wasn't on that
I saw on his and it was a girl working
(17:29):
on him, There's no possible way that I would not
say anything. Of course, I really wanted to confront him,
but I just I kind of want to catch him
this late because I don't think he'll tell me the
truth if I'm like that wrecked about it, right, and
I'm you know, I'm a little bit of a true
crime detective, so I like to have all my evidence. Yeah,
(17:49):
did you check to the people that are on the
close friends list for that story? I mean I don't have,
Like I couldn't get to his phone and check his
close friends lists and I'm not on it, and so
I didn't see it from my friend's day. I mean,
why would he even post that though? If you have,
if you're in a relationship, shameless, seriously, don't know how
you hi ripping down the shower curtain. Use I I
(18:19):
had agree where all his tires were flat? All right?
But no, I do understand why you didn't get front him,
And I wanted to find out this way because I
would want to know for sure, for sure definitely. Okay, Well,
what what grocery store does he shop at? Shopped him? Okay? Cool,
So we'll do the usual. We'll call from there and
say that every single month, we choose one random Awards
(18:40):
cardmember to call and give free flowers from our floral department,
delivered to anyone they want in the entire universe, and
we'll see if he sends them to you or she
mistworks a lot? Remember that is right? Cool? Well, we'll
play a song come back and then see if he
is cheating, and hopefully he isn't, and if he isn't,
(19:01):
get an explanation for why that video was on his Instagram.
Right after this, we'll get your War of the Roses
to sketch cheeter next. Right in the middle of a
War the Roses to catch cheater if you're just joining us,
Jenna is on the phone, and Jenna thinks that her
boyfriend Jake might be cheating on her because he was
in the shower the other day and she got the
urge to check his phone and when she did, she
noticed on Instagram he had one of those close friends
(19:24):
selections for a story, and he had a story posted
on it, and the story was him and some woman
working on him. You couldn't see where he was at.
You couldn't really see more of the woman than what
she talks with. And Jenna obviously is suspicious about that
and wants to know why that was on his phone.
She was able to keep her emotions in check long
enough to send us an email and get on the
(19:44):
phone with us to catch him cheating. She didn't confirm
about it because she wanted to catch him this way.
If he is cheating, so that he has no way
to lie to her, no way to back out. So
we're about to call him from the grocery store that
he shops at and say that every single month, we
choose one random Awards cardmember to win flowers delivered to
anybody they want in the entire universe, and we'll see
if he sends those flowers to his girlfriend, to Jenna,
or to someone else. And if he does send them
(20:07):
to his girlfriend Jenna, then we'll at least get an
explanation as to why he's posting stories on his Instagram
to his close friends of being torked on right when
his girlfriend had no idea he was even being torked
on at all. Yeah, and he's not the close friends.
I want to know who is? Yeah, and she's not
on the close friends and we want to know. All
this stuff will be figured out right now with one
of the roses cheater, Jenna. Is there anything you want
(20:27):
to say before we call your boyfriend, Jake? Um, I'm
so nervous. I can't anything else but thank you guys
for helping be all right? Well, yeah, Dallas one of
her right now? Hello, Hey is this Jake? Yeah? Who's
(20:54):
this Jake? I'm calling from your awards card, remember with
us calling to say congratulations, you're this month's winner. What. Okay,
I didn't even know I signed up for anything. I
don't have you seen the signs in the store or
anybody to talk to you when you checking out. I
didn't know you guys are given anything away. Yeah, every
(21:15):
single month, we choose one random Rewards Card member to
say thank you for shopping with us by giving you
thirty six long stem red roses delivered from our floral
department to anywhere that you want in the entire world. Okay, well,
thank you, that's pretty nice. Yeah, thank you for shopping
with us. If you know where you want to send them,
I can actually take the information right now, in just
(21:37):
a few minutes over the phone, or I'd be even
willing to call you back. I don't want anybody have
to get all that marketing stuff, you know. Yeah, let's
knock it out right now. All that we need to
be the first and last name of the person that
you want to send them to, anything that you would
like to put on a card, and then the address,
and that's all we need. Okay, let me go ahead
and send them to gen up anything you want to
(22:00):
on a card to Jenna. Let's see. Um, it's been
a great year. Here's to another one. Here's to another one. Yeah,
and um, is Jenna a love interest? I'm guessing maybe
it is. Yeah, yeah, Jenna, Jenna and I we've been
together for about almost a year. Okay, I'm just rounding up.
(22:22):
I was only asking so I knew what kind of
card to get in there, if you know, a heart
or something like that. Okay, great, I've got that down.
And also, I think your girlfriend is gonna want to
know who that was t working on you though, I'm
sure she's gonna have questions about that. What are you
talking about? Oh, I'm talking about the fact that this
isn't the grocery store at all. This is actually the
Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewel
(22:44):
Mine's Alex. I'm Christian Grace now saying nice surprise. We
do a segment called Ward the Roses to catch Cheater,
and your girlfriend Jenna found something on your phone the
other day. Then she thought you might be cheating, so
she reached out to us to see if we could
catch you. And she is actually on the phone right now.
Wait what Hi bib, how are you doing today? I'm good?
(23:08):
Is about? So who was the girl that was working
on you? Yeah? What are you talking about? Well? I
checked your phone and I saw that you posted a
story on your close friends, which one, why am I
not on your close friends? And two it was a
video of some girl t working on you? So when
(23:28):
you were out of town? What was that about? Oh,
that's what this was about. Yes, that's what this is about. Okay,
So the video you knows you? Yeah, I mean, but
that wasn't anything. That wasn't like anything serious. I wasn't
(23:49):
anything like that. I was just I was just out
with some people, were just at a party and somebody
was acting wild. Then nah, that definitely that definitely didn't
give party vies. And then like why are you into
some girl rubber butt on you? I mean look, it's like,
look man, it wasn't even it wasn't even like like that.
(24:12):
I wasn't talking to her or nothing, nothing crazy like
that was like who was she? And like you with Yeah,
and you were supposed to be out there for work
that did not look like work to me? Oh, or
is a different kind of work? Why do you even
have a close friend that your girlfriend's not all well,
I don't even I don't even get what this is
(24:33):
all about or why you got all of them in there,
and why are you even like why are you even
like creeping all my stories like that? I'm not no
no, no no, no, no, no no, you get what this
is about. I made it absolutely clear. It's about you
being out of town, supposed to be out of town
for work, and there's some girl rubbing her butt on you,
and then you're posting it on your close friends story,
which I'm not on, Like you're keeping secrets from me,
(24:55):
and I thought we didn't keep secrets, So what is
that about? And I want to know who was on
your close friends list because I'm not, and I want
to see your past story too, what are you writing? Okay?
I don't get it though, If you if you're not
all my close friends lists, how do you even see
that I had the close friends list? Don't worry about
how part doesn't matter. You still haven't answered the question
(25:20):
who is the girl? Like? What is going on? Are
you seeing somebody else? Look, I'm not, I'm not seeing
nobody else, but this is like you invading on my
privacy but just not cool okay, okay. I mean, look,
if I was cheating, I wouldn't be posting that. Oh,
I wouldn't be posting that up like that. So like
(25:42):
I wouldn't even put that up. If it was anything
more serious then then just then just dancing and messing around.
Like but then how come you just didn't put your
girlfriend on your close friends list as well to your story?
Then if I posted a video ain't working on some guy,
(26:02):
oh my close friendless that you weren't on, and you
just having to fight out about it, would that be okay?
Oh you quiet? Great? Great? Yeah, Look I don't even
know what you want for me, all right, Like I'm
not cheating on you. I sent you the flowers. I
just posted it because I thought it was like just
(26:24):
I just posted because I thought it was funny. It's like,
I don't know what else you want for me. Look,
this just walked up to me then started dancing on me,
and I was like, whoa, this just doesn't happen all
the time. I just I posted it. Well, you could
have told me and send it to me too. We
send each other funny videos and memes all the time.
But now it looked shady because I'm this close friendless
(26:47):
that I'm not on Yeah, you're cheating. I don't know
if that would have made me say anybody yet if
I saw the girl working on my husband Jake, be
serious with me right now. That that's all it was. Look, yes,
that's all it was. I promise, all right. I love you.
I get that that was stupid and I shouldn't have
(27:09):
posted it, all right, but I'm not. I'm not doing
you like that. I'm not out here disrespecting you. I'm
not out running behind your back and nothing. Okay, I'm
I'm I'm gonna believe you, but I'm also gonna go
out tonight and shake my ass on some strange minutes
(27:29):
just for fun. And I send you the video. I
send you the video on her close friends. Oh my god,
come on and pay back some mother. You are my
close friends. The Jubils Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
(28:03):
what's up? You texted in at four one or six
one that you have a dirty little secret. And this
is the Jewel Show. This is Jewel this is all.
This is Christian Stow calling you back to ask you
what your dirt little secret is? So, Hi, what's your
dirty little secret. Finally, you guys like seven times listen,
we're busy. Yeah, the secrets we're calling you. Do you
know how how many dirty little secrets people want to tell? Yeah?
(28:25):
Yeah I was. I guess a lot. Yeah, I was waiting.
I didn't think, baby, my, it's dirty little it's your dirts,
your time, your time. Let us know. We'll tell you
if it's dirty enough or good enough for whatever. What's
your dirty little secret? Okay, So my fiance and I
just adopted two rescue dogs from a shelter good humans.
(28:48):
And the dirty little litle secret is I actually got
them from a breeder and ate a lot of money
for them. How does she not know? Because she thinks
we got lucky that we found that we rescued these ups?
Are you there by yourself? But I surprised her with
it they came up. I surprised her. She had no
idea that's cute. You just came home and you're like,
(29:10):
I found a couple of cute little rescues. I lied,
it wasn't cute. You're a liar. Yeah, Well the breeder
thing like, yeah, you just be honest. Yeah, why would
she be mad if you got him from a breeder
because a lot there are a lot of dog owners
out there don't like breeders. Right, Yes, she would be
very angry if we if she knew that I got
(29:31):
from a breeder or not from a shelter. I'm surprised.
It's not like doing her due diligence. Yeah, like asking
where did you adopt them? They can I see in
the paperwork a lot of time when you do like
foster and rescue like they do like background checks and
things like that. So she wasn't curious at all about
how you just pulled these beautiful little puppies. She didn't
care at all. She didn't She was just happy to
(29:52):
get excited to have dogs. She's not finds out, Yeah, exactly.
I hope she'll never find out because they I'll be
living in a shelter. You might deserve it. The Jebel
Show on demand. If you're in traffic and you just
honked at the person in front of you because you
(30:13):
didn't like the color of their car, congratulations, you're like
most people. Show, Or you flip the bird to the
person behind you because they merged onto the freeway after
you were already a mile past the entrance where they
merged on, but it was just a little too close
for your comfort and you had to honk at let
them know. And don't get me started on the person
next to you, right, What about them? What they do?
(30:35):
You know what they're doing. They're doing something to make
you angry if you're driving, because people are mad on
the road all the time, and they want to tell
everybody else how they should drive, and everybody's doing everything
wrong around you all the time when you drive. That's
a normal feeling when you're driving, and sometimes that behavior
can get you a ticket or jail time or a
slap in the face, depending on how you handle it. Now,
(30:58):
road raging can actually you a paycheck, get paid to rage.
I say that because the website vehicle freak dot com
is looking for angry drivers. Why they're looking for one
angry driver, to be more specific, to take part in
(31:18):
a study examining road rage, and they will be paid
four thousand dollars a month. If you're in your car
right now and your face is all read and you
can barely listen to the segment because somebody in front
of you has a weird bumper sticker or something, and
you're just really pissed off about it. This might be
the job for you to pay somebody four thousand dollars,
and since there's only one position available, you'll have to
(31:41):
be as aggressive and confrontational and reckless at pursuing this
job opportunity as you are drilling on the road. I
don't think I wrote Ridge that much, but my husband
would say it differently. I learned how to honk my
horn because of jewels, So that's not fair. Really, well, yeah,
Alex and I met. Your horn was already dead in
your other car. It died shortly into our. It's not
(32:03):
my fault that the horn sucked. This is the only
person I've ever known that the horn just gave up.
It was like, I'm not I can't anymore. It was
like a brand new car, though like it was like malfunction.
It was not my fault. I barely used it. I
get mad when people don't use their horn. I'm like,
what are you doing? And you know what I'm so
excited about. I thought of yesterday when nobody's going and
I actually get a honk it because they're not going.
(32:23):
It feels good because they're on their phone or something.
I'm like, I wait a few seconds and then I'm
like that justified honk is the best. Yes, it's like,
get off your phone and go. Road Rangers are kind
of like dogs. Have you ever seen dogs barking at
each other? Yes? And then like you opened the gate
and then they stopped barking. Yeah. Road rangers are like
they won't say anything unless they're in the car. A
(32:46):
lot of times they won't. If you ever seen road
rangers who are about to get in a fight, one
person will get out of the car, the other one
is never getting out of the car, and one's always
in there like, oh shoot, this got real real for me. Yeah,
I'm definitely the one that's out there like run of
their mouth, throwing their hands, but my doors are locked.
I will talk a big game, but please don't come
(33:07):
up all. You can make four thousand dollars a month
if you road rage. There's a website, vehicle freak dot
com that's looking for one angry driver that they can
pay four thousand dollars a month to take part in
the study. And here's how it will work. The chosen
road ranger will be asked to take part in three
two hour driving sessions per week over a month. Long period.
They'll be put in various scenarios through a driving simulator,
(33:29):
and their reactions will be monitored along with their heart
rate and blood press. Oh wow, Yeah, it's not actually
on the road. Yeah, I know, it should be real world.
They say that the person will also be required to
keep a road rage diary. What you can apply on
their website through October thirty. First, you have to be
twenty five years old and have at least one year
(33:50):
driving experience, and you have to provide examples of your
road rage experience. So you've got to give good examples.
Here are examples of my anger management issues. Yeah, back,
I don't know if you classify this as a road rage,
but I'm not good at staying out of the crosswalk.
You know. When I stopped, people don't like that, right,
even if your nose is in there a little bit,
they don't like that. It's like, dude, I'm not going
to run you over. My foot's on the brake, Relax.
(34:11):
That little white line, that imaginary white line. I know
it's painted, but like that's that's not a wall. Like
I could be right next to the line. I could
still let off the gas and hit you. That's you know,
but even if you're a little bit in there, people
will get mad about that. And I was going through
a parking lot and a couple of college kids walked
across and they were angry because I was a little
bit nosed into the crosswalk. So one of them like
(34:31):
walked real close to the car and right next to
the window, right next to the window, like one of
those self entitled like yeah college, yeah, yeah. He looked
like you'd play on the water pool of team for sure.
And so I just rolled down the window and we
were nose to nose when I rolled it down. And
there's me who he doesn't know on five seven and
a half because I'm sitting down and did like he's nosed.
It doesn't mean I'm a throat tattoo. And I looked
(34:53):
like I don't care at all, and he just he
just went nope and then turned around and just took
you know that tight you know, that type buttwalk that
people do when they're trying to get away. Really that's
what Just rolling down his window and just like staring,
I'm like, yeah, what's up? Doesn't say a word. So
if you want to make four thousand dollars road ranging
(35:14):
there's the job for you. Remember, you can follow the
show on social media at the Jewels Show, follow us
all individually. I'm a Jewel fresh, I'm at that dress.
I'm a Christian Grace. Now, I'm at Bennett Knows The
Jewel Show on demand
The Jebel Show on demand, Him Winkler Chicken thighs and
this is stupid Internet question. It's America's favorite new game
show where we ask you the question that everybody's wondering
on the dot com today. Call us up eight to
eight three four three one oh six one. Text in
four one oh six one. If you want to be
a contestant on stupid Internet question, call up right now,
(00:25):
one six one, text in four one oh six one.
I'm Henry Winkler Chicken thighs and what is Today's a
stupid Internet question? What is it? I'm glad you asked.
Today's stupid Internet question? Is this who was the last
person to kiss you off? And why? Oh let's hear
from the house first. Okay, last person would be you.
(00:48):
Let's just go to a minute. Okay. So I have
a friend who like his dog accidentally swallowed a tennis ball,
and I do how he swallowed the whole tennis ball.
That's not why I was mad. We brought the dog
to the vet and they're like, yeah, You're dog definitely
needs a surgery, but we need you to pay all
of this money first. It was a lot of money,
and it's like we can't do the surgery unless you
give us some money. And I'm like, you are a vet.
(01:08):
This dog is dying right now like when you were
a kid and you were like, when I grow up,
I want to help animals. And they literally were like,
we can't help you. They st the dog away. Oh
my god, yes, our healthcare, we don't pay for it
up front. Yeah, I swallow the ball last week and
they got me in an out right away to pay later.
Needs to me eight three four three one oh six one.
(01:30):
Text in four one oh six one. That was the
last person I was angry at. It was like fun anger,
you know, um eight three four three one oh six
one text in four one oh six one. It's sup.
But internet questions who was the last person to piss
you off? And why you signya? Well? I was firston
that I got pissed off at with my mom. This
swoken one went to a bachelorette party and for her
(01:52):
best friend and she decided my mom, mom has to
be the center of attention. I had to talk with
her before it all started, and she of course did
not listen, and she brought up old drama and made
it a big ordeal. So here I was outside of
a club talking to fifty ye old Mills giving them
(02:12):
life less sense about whatever their drama wasn't trying to
fix their issue, and it was just it was just
really annoying. I mean, dang, who's a parent, who's a child?
Thank you for calling him? The last person to piss
me off, this was Christian was a man named Timothy
with last name I started with M. I can't remember
(02:33):
his last name, but he was working at Gate thirty
two at San Jose Airport on Sunday afternoon and he
was rude to me and I just ran from one
end of the airport to the other. I was drenched
and sweat I didn't have time to stop and get
anything to drink or eat. And I'm getting on with
Abby and he tells me that I don't have the
correct documents for Abby to fly with me. And I'm like, well,
(02:54):
you might want to call your co worker down here,
who I just talked to at the desk for the
last fifteen minutes, who gave me the okay because she
sent me down here. I'm sweaty, I'm not going all
the way back also at Southwest, so if i'll leave now,
I'm not going to get a seat on the plane
or I'm going to be in the middle between people
I don't know, which is not going to happen. So yeah, Timothy,
you know they don't care. Timothy, he doesn't care. But
(03:15):
it was a power trip. So I think Timothy m
might tquit his job at the Senate day where he
does care walking. I was like, man, I can't can't
work here anymore's affecting me too much. Call us up
any eight three four three one oh six one text
in four one six. One of stupid Internet questions today.
Stupid Internet question is who was the last person to
piss you off? And why? Marlena? Yes, hello there? Who
(03:38):
was the last person to piss you off? And why
do you buy? Best friend? Daisy? This is a couple
of years ago, Weak and tonat to Washington, d C.
Another very how do you feely person? He spent like
two weeks together and it was starting to get on
my nerves how close we were And will you take
him a trip into the city to buy some stuff?
(03:59):
And I bought some twelve there are you okay? Yeah,
she's picked Okay. It sounds like you're still shaking from
being pissed, like I'm telling the story. Yeah, huh No,
I'm just a little nervous. Oh yeah, Marlena, did you
hear the last couple of minutes of the show, Like
I can barely speak and pay attention this morning at all.
(04:19):
And I do this for a living. I've done it
for a long time. So you are good, Marlena. So
what happened with your friend girl? Well, we were writing
the train back and I thought she was reaching for
my toilet paper, and I kind of freaked on her
and I started beating her with a toilet paper and
I told her to back off, and then she she
blinked me that she wasn't reaching for my toilet paper.
(04:40):
I forgot what she said. She was trying to do it,
but she wasn't reaching for my toilet paper. And we
calmed down, talked about it, laughed, and we still laugh
about it to this day. Thank you for your st
You have patience like a saint because you haven't been
pissed for a few years. I know, well, probably because
you beat somebody with toilet paper, and if you do that,
you're like, I'm not getting mad for a little while.
That was my famite toilet paper. The last person that
(05:04):
I was pissed out was a person who quit who
was our personal assistant because we need more Like, oh yeah, yeah,
I haven't been pissed since then. What yeah, quitting never
forget Oh my gosh, you guys are like I got
pissed like a year ago. I'm gonna pissed every o
big day, every hour. I'm gonna get pissed in five minutes.
I think all of us probably should just get pissed
(05:25):
right now. Yeah, I'm pissed that Stupid Internet Questions is
over for the day. I don't worry, though. We'll do
it again at the same time tomorrow. That was Stupid
Internet Questions, America's most exciting new game show, where we
ask you the question that everybody's asking on the dot com.
Join us tomorrow, same time when we play another exciting
round of stupid Internet place just banana in front of
(05:45):
you guys right now. Oh, good for it. Oh now
I'm not pissed anymore. The Jewil Show on demand. It's
another Jewbil phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hello,
my name is Pete Eagans and I'm calling from HR
(06:07):
I'm looking for Larry Yeah, just calling to check in
because apparently you requested time off because you have COVID.
That's correct. I mean I didn't really request time off.
I have to be out, I have to quarantine with it.
Oh yeah, okay, m mmmmm okay. I'm looking at notes here,
and you have not taken time off because of COVID yet,
(06:31):
so this is your first time having it. Correct, lucky me, Hang,
got it right. I thought I was in the in
the clear. M m okay, Larry. I do want to
let you know that faking sick to take a few
weeks off from work is frowned on and really not
supported by our company guidelines. Not something I should buy
up to tell you that I don't actually have COVID. Yeah,
(06:52):
I guess that is what I'm implying. I haven't straight
said it yet, but that is what I'm implying, And
now I'll just say it, Larry. Arry, I have reason
to believe that you do not have COVID at all,
and you're faking it to be out of work for
ten days, which again the company frowns on. So let's
get back into the office and I won't write you up.
There's no way I'm coming. Not only do I feel
(07:13):
like death, I'm not coming back into the I'm kid
exposed people to. Okay, Larry, doesn't sound like I was
born yesterday. If I mean no, I guess yeah, because
I would sound like a newborn baby if I was
born yesterday. I don't sound like a newborn baby. Do
I sound like a representative from HR for the company
you work for. You don't sound like a representative that's
a very compassionate like this sounds like I don't know. Man. Well,
(07:37):
Larry Larry, and let me just say, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Larry, Laris,
whatever your name is, I've completely forgot heat, Larry Larry,
Larry Larry. Do you expect me to believe that you
have COVID when our president Joseph Biden said that COVID
(07:59):
is oh, our president said it, So there is no
more COVID, So you can't have COVID. I read the
news and I know you're lying to COVID is not over, Larry, Larry,
maybe not a big deal anymore. I see, I see
Larry wants me to believe Larry over the president of
these United States of America. I don't think so, Larry. Okay,
(08:21):
I don't think the COVID is just completely gone. I
think it was like, like there's not a pandemic anymore,
people still get it. Nope, that's not the quote that
I saw on the news from our great president. It said,
COVID is gone. You expect me to believe that the
President of the United States is wrong? Uh? Yeah, I
think that presidents can be wrong. Oh okay, let's not
(08:44):
go there. Go where I think I just heard you
say that the President of the United States can be
wrong from time to time. Yeah, okay, No, no, they can't.
They can No, they can't. They got a history book,
but they can be wrong from time to Okay. I
don't know what country you live in, Larry, but I
live in work in America, and everything the president says
(09:05):
goes with me, no matter which president it is. Joseph R.
Biden says that COVID is not a thing anymore. Therefore
it's gone. So you're lying, and I'm gonna have to
write you up. He said, You're going to write me up. Yes,
you're getting written up for faking sick to play hooky,
maybe to go to a concert or go hiking or something.
So the president said, Mickey Mouse is the new vice president.
(09:25):
That's just that's true, absolutely, And I think Mickey Mouse
would make a great vice president, don't you. I mean
talk about sharing people out all due respect. And you
can put this on my record too. I think this
is an insane conversation. I think this is not a
professional way to approach this. I think that the insane
part is that you, Larry, think that you can claim
(09:46):
that you just got COVID for the first time after
it's been around for two years and the leader of
our nation has said that it's gone. He minted as
a figure of speech, entirely gone. I've got it. Kay, Okay,
So discrediting the president and swearing at an HR representative,
Oh boy, I did a representative that just said Mickey
(10:07):
Mouse would be a good vice president. This is fool
is actually you know what, I'll come into work. I'll
come into work right now and I'll claws in your face. Okay,
well don't do that. Don't do that, please? Why because
you know that I probably really do have COVID idiots? No,
because this is actually Jewel from the Jewels Show doing
a phone prank on you and your sister Megan set
you up. It's a joke. Oh my god, she said
(10:32):
that you just got covidence. She was giving you a
bad time because President Biden said that it's gone and
you shouldn't have it. Well, I probably didn't need that
extra headache. The Jewels Show on Demand. Welcome to the
i n N, The Indiant News Network where idiots aren't
just in the news. For Tuesday, September twentieth, twenty two.
(10:53):
I'm Jewel Fresh and if you don't believe in karma,
there was a gas station in Tennessee that will prove
that karma is real. How in justice? But first let's
meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh and this is the
iron N the Adiant News Network where designed in their brothers.
And why do I say that? Because something happened during
a Bucks First Saints game over the weekend that never
sees this to amaze me and it's amazing. Also, I
had an AHA moment during that, and now I think
(11:14):
I'm just the idiot's holl you what I'm talking about?
Coming up in my story. I'm Christian Gray Snow and
it's one fast food chain not only promising you fingerlicking
good food, but can now they'd be paying for it too.
Were coming up on that story, that's coming up in
my story. All right, more on those than just a
second before he first started the day in the iron
and the airport the news, I said, if you don't
believe in karma, there was a gas station robbery in Tennessee.
That will prove that karma is real because a man
(11:35):
in Tennessee tried to rob a gas station last week,
but he didn't get any cash and when he tried
to escape, he ran out of gas and was arrested.
So there you go. That is karma is real. Love.
This is the I where idiots are just in the news,
(11:56):
one of those things where you're like just wishing a
cop is there at the right time to like pull
somebody over. He was being in a hole traffic. I mean,
it's just definitely carma, just perfect. He should have stolen
some gats. Hello, you can't get gas until you like
prepay for it. Now, where did the wise give me
twenty dollars and also give me twenty dollars on pump?
Like in theory, he would actually got more money if
he would have routed him for gas because gas is
so expensive right now. Anything they would have literally and
(12:20):
some bugles. There's a delicious acre. Yes taste. Those reminded
my childhood. He beg them card b nails too amazing
if the guy ran out of gas, but he did
still a bag of bugles and he was in his car.
Not a total for a next Starlet's set it over
to Alex Fresh. She was on location. I met. I
(12:40):
don't know what is the field called where the Saints
first of Bucks played over the weekend. Who knows, don't
know where they were lean and Tampa Bay, Okay, Tampa
Buccaneers wide receiver Mike Evans and Saints cornerback Marshawn Lattimore,
we're both at j did because they got into a brawl.
(13:02):
So this was like pretty amazing. This happens all the
time because you know testosterone. But number thirteen Mic on
the Bucks, basically out of nowhere came and just sideswiped
in as hard as you could because you know testosterone.
And I always thought that, right, I always thought it
was just testosterone that these guys are on the field,
are getting in brawls all the time, Like right, it's
like fun to watch, and then like the whole team
(13:23):
started brawling. Everybody start brawlin. Right, it's fun to watch.
But then I realized because I boycotted. Then I followed,
don't even you know, I can't even get into that
right now. But I used to watch it religiously, like
pretty much up until a few years ago. So now
I just think that it's just a reality show and
I think I can't handle it. So I'm like, oh
my god, I'm such an idiot, because like I thought
it was funny at first and like it was entertaining.
I'm like, wait a minute, I boycotted this. Yeah, So
(13:46):
basically there was just a brawl, a big, huge brawl,
a big huge mane guys having a fun time at work.
That you very much. This is the I n and
the idiot newstwork radios aren't just in the news. Our
next story. Let's send her over to Christian Gray Snow
who was on location. I'm on location and Jackson, Georgia,
where a woman got a whole lot more than she
(14:07):
bargained for when she visited a local KFC recently for
some finger licking good chicken. Okay, yes, Joe and Oliver
called the police after finding something in her chicken sandwich. Okay,
let's not wait for it. Are you ready? No, five
hundred and forty three dollars and ten cents. Oh yes,
it was the restaurant's daily deposit that someone placed in
a sandwich back and then they put a sandwich in there.
(14:30):
She called the cops and gave it back. According to
Business Inside, her local authority said, not only did miss
Oliver do the right thing, she saved the manager's job.
Thank you for minding us that we have good citizens here.
She's better than me because I would have been like
God in my body, letting this money be nonurishment to
my bank. I'm taking the money, and I still would
have called him took a plane for not putting something
on it. Yeah, he's never where he had started to
(14:57):
send the news all the same time, another hard hitting
report from the ann Remember you can follow the show
on social media. At the Jewel Show, follow all of
us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh and not that dreas.
I'm a Christian Grace. Now I'm at Bennett No the
Jewel Show on demand. It's time War of the Roses
only on the Jewbil Show. Jenna is on the phone
(15:18):
today for War of the Roses to Catch a Cheater.
She thinks that her boyfriend Jake might be cheating on her.
They've been together for a little over a year, she says,
and the reason she thinks he's cheating is apparently because
of something that she saw on Instagram. Oh happens a lot,
not good, dang Graham. Then, Jenna, why tell us a
little bit about what's going on. Why do you think
(15:39):
that your boyfriend Jake is cheating on you. So we
have a group of like mutual friends, and so one night,
like I was hanging out with him and he was
out of town and my friend, like I was, my
friend was showing me like some silly video on her phone.
And then like you know how in the where the
stories are like if it's like a regular story, it'll
(16:02):
be like that purple issu or whatever. But then it's
like a close friends story, it'll be green. Yeah, Jake
had a story that was green, and I was like, okay,
but wait a minute, I didn't see it, Like, oh,
I'm not one. I'm not on his close friends list.
And then when I tapped it, it was like him
(16:24):
getting tworks on what by Yeah, but it wasn't like
like it wasn't like he was at a club or
or strip club or something. Definitely him and this woman
know each other, and the trking wasn't like a professional thing.
(16:46):
It wasn't like he was like at an usher concert.
And it was exactly wait, okay, so where was he then?
I couldn't really tell. I saw like a table. It
looked like maybe a restaurant or like a you know,
like sometimes how the hotel lobby will have like the
table with like a little couch next to it, like
(17:06):
where you're having burnch or something like that. Yeah, it
looked like that type of thing. Interesting. So did you
confront him? I mean I did it. Like I would
be flipping the heck out if my boyfriend fiance husband
had a close friends story that I wasn't on that
I saw on his and it was a girl working
(17:29):
on him, There's no possible way that I would not
say anything. Of course, I really wanted to confront him,
but I just I kind of want to catch him
this late because I don't think he'll tell me the
truth if I'm like that wrecked about it, right, and
I'm you know, I'm a little bit of a true
crime detective, so I like to have all my evidence. Yeah,
(17:49):
did you check to the people that are on the
close friends list for that story? I mean I don't have,
Like I couldn't get to his phone and check his
close friends lists and I'm not on it, and so
I didn't see it from my friend's day. I mean,
why would he even post that though? If you have,
if you're in a relationship, shameless, seriously, don't know how
you hi ripping down the shower curtain. Use I I
(18:19):
had agree where all his tires were flat? All right?
But no, I do understand why you didn't get front him,
And I wanted to find out this way because I
would want to know for sure, for sure definitely. Okay, Well,
what what grocery store does he shop at? Shopped him? Okay? Cool,
So we'll do the usual. We'll call from there and
say that every single month, we choose one random Awards
(18:40):
cardmember to call and give free flowers from our floral department,
delivered to anyone they want in the entire universe, and
we'll see if he sends them to you or she
mistworks a lot? Remember that is right? Cool? Well, we'll
play a song come back and then see if he
is cheating, and hopefully he isn't, and if he isn't,
(19:01):
get an explanation for why that video was on his Instagram.
Right after this, we'll get your War of the Roses
to sketch cheeter next. Right in the middle of a
War the Roses to catch cheater if you're just joining us,
Jenna is on the phone, and Jenna thinks that her
boyfriend Jake might be cheating on her because he was
in the shower the other day and she got the
urge to check his phone and when she did, she
noticed on Instagram he had one of those close friends
(19:24):
selections for a story, and he had a story posted
on it, and the story was him and some woman
working on him. You couldn't see where he was at.
You couldn't really see more of the woman than what
she talks with. And Jenna obviously is suspicious about that
and wants to know why that was on his phone.
She was able to keep her emotions in check long
enough to send us an email and get on the
(19:44):
phone with us to catch him cheating. She didn't confirm
about it because she wanted to catch him this way.
If he is cheating, so that he has no way
to lie to her, no way to back out. So
we're about to call him from the grocery store that
he shops at and say that every single month, we
choose one random Awards cardmember to win flowers delivered to
anybody they want in the entire universe, and we'll see
if he sends those flowers to his girlfriend, to Jenna,
or to someone else. And if he does send them
(20:07):
to his girlfriend Jenna, then we'll at least get an
explanation as to why he's posting stories on his Instagram
to his close friends of being torked on right when
his girlfriend had no idea he was even being torked
on at all. Yeah, and he's not the close friends.
I want to know who is? Yeah, and she's not
on the close friends and we want to know. All
this stuff will be figured out right now with one
of the roses cheater, Jenna. Is there anything you want
(20:27):
to say before we call your boyfriend, Jake? Um, I'm
so nervous. I can't anything else but thank you guys
for helping be all right? Well, yeah, Dallas one of
her right now? Hello, Hey is this Jake? Yeah? Who's
(20:54):
this Jake? I'm calling from your awards card, remember with
us calling to say congratulations, you're this month's winner. What. Okay,
I didn't even know I signed up for anything. I
don't have you seen the signs in the store or
anybody to talk to you when you checking out. I
didn't know you guys are given anything away. Yeah, every
(21:15):
single month, we choose one random Rewards Card member to
say thank you for shopping with us by giving you
thirty six long stem red roses delivered from our floral
department to anywhere that you want in the entire world. Okay, well,
thank you, that's pretty nice. Yeah, thank you for shopping
with us. If you know where you want to send them,
I can actually take the information right now, in just
(21:37):
a few minutes over the phone, or I'd be even
willing to call you back. I don't want anybody have
to get all that marketing stuff, you know. Yeah, let's
knock it out right now. All that we need to
be the first and last name of the person that
you want to send them to, anything that you would
like to put on a card, and then the address,
and that's all we need. Okay, let me go ahead
and send them to gen up anything you want to
(22:00):
on a card to Jenna. Let's see. Um, it's been
a great year. Here's to another one. Here's to another one. Yeah,
and um, is Jenna a love interest? I'm guessing maybe
it is. Yeah, yeah, Jenna, Jenna and I we've been
together for about almost a year. Okay, I'm just rounding up.
(22:22):
I was only asking so I knew what kind of
card to get in there, if you know, a heart
or something like that. Okay, great, I've got that down.
And also, I think your girlfriend is gonna want to
know who that was t working on you though, I'm
sure she's gonna have questions about that. What are you
talking about? Oh, I'm talking about the fact that this
isn't the grocery store at all. This is actually the
Jewel Show. It's a radio show. My name is Jewel
(22:44):
Mine's Alex. I'm Christian Grace now saying nice surprise. We
do a segment called Ward the Roses to catch Cheater,
and your girlfriend Jenna found something on your phone the
other day. Then she thought you might be cheating, so
she reached out to us to see if we could
catch you. And she is actually on the phone right now.
Wait what Hi bib, how are you doing today? I'm good?
(23:08):
Is about? So who was the girl that was working
on you? Yeah? What are you talking about? Well? I
checked your phone and I saw that you posted a
story on your close friends, which one, why am I
not on your close friends? And two it was a
video of some girl t working on you? So when
(23:28):
you were out of town? What was that about? Oh,
that's what this was about. Yes, that's what this is about. Okay,
So the video you knows you? Yeah, I mean, but
that wasn't anything. That wasn't like anything serious. I wasn't
(23:49):
anything like that. I was just I was just out
with some people, were just at a party and somebody
was acting wild. Then nah, that definitely that definitely didn't
give party vies. And then like why are you into
some girl rubber butt on you? I mean look, it's like,
look man, it wasn't even it wasn't even like like that.
(24:12):
I wasn't talking to her or nothing, nothing crazy like
that was like who was she? And like you with Yeah,
and you were supposed to be out there for work
that did not look like work to me? Oh, or
is a different kind of work? Why do you even
have a close friend that your girlfriend's not all well,
I don't even I don't even get what this is
(24:33):
all about or why you got all of them in there,
and why are you even like why are you even
like creeping all my stories like that? I'm not no
no, no no, no, no, no no, you get what this
is about. I made it absolutely clear. It's about you
being out of town, supposed to be out of town
for work, and there's some girl rubbing her butt on you,
and then you're posting it on your close friends story,
which I'm not on, Like you're keeping secrets from me,
(24:55):
and I thought we didn't keep secrets, So what is
that about? And I want to know who was on
your close friends list because I'm not, and I want
to see your past story too, what are you writing? Okay?
I don't get it though, If you if you're not
all my close friends lists, how do you even see
that I had the close friends list? Don't worry about
how part doesn't matter. You still haven't answered the question
(25:20):
who is the girl? Like? What is going on? Are
you seeing somebody else? Look, I'm not, I'm not seeing
nobody else, but this is like you invading on my
privacy but just not cool okay, okay. I mean, look,
if I was cheating, I wouldn't be posting that. Oh,
I wouldn't be posting that up like that. So like
(25:42):
I wouldn't even put that up. If it was anything
more serious then then just then just dancing and messing around.
Like but then how come you just didn't put your
girlfriend on your close friends list as well to your story?
Then if I posted a video ain't working on some guy,
(26:02):
oh my close friendless that you weren't on, and you
just having to fight out about it, would that be okay?
Oh you quiet? Great? Great? Yeah, Look I don't even
know what you want for me, all right, Like I'm
not cheating on you. I sent you the flowers. I
just posted it because I thought it was like just
(26:24):
I just posted because I thought it was funny. It's like,
I don't know what else you want for me. Look,
this just walked up to me then started dancing on me,
and I was like, whoa, this just doesn't happen all
the time. I just I posted it. Well, you could
have told me and send it to me too. We
send each other funny videos and memes all the time.
But now it looked shady because I'm this close friendless
(26:47):
that I'm not on Yeah, you're cheating. I don't know
if that would have made me say anybody yet if
I saw the girl working on my husband Jake, be
serious with me right now. That that's all it was. Look, yes,
that's all it was. I promise, all right. I love you.
I get that that was stupid and I shouldn't have
(27:09):
posted it, all right, but I'm not. I'm not doing
you like that. I'm not out here disrespecting you. I'm
not out running behind your back and nothing. Okay, I'm
I'm I'm gonna believe you, but I'm also gonna go
out tonight and shake my ass on some strange minutes
(27:29):
just for fun. And I send you the video. I
send you the video on her close friends. Oh my god,
come on and pay back some mother. You are my
close friends. The Jubils Show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,
(28:03):
what's up? You texted in at four one or six
one that you have a dirty little secret. And this
is the Jewel Show. This is Jewel this is all.
This is Christian Stow calling you back to ask you
what your dirt little secret is? So, Hi, what's your
dirty little secret. Finally, you guys like seven times listen,
we're busy. Yeah, the secrets we're calling you. Do you
know how how many dirty little secrets people want to tell? Yeah?
(28:25):
Yeah I was. I guess a lot. Yeah, I was waiting.
I didn't think, baby, my, it's dirty little it's your dirts,
your time, your time. Let us know. We'll tell you
if it's dirty enough or good enough for whatever. What's
your dirty little secret? Okay, So my fiance and I
just adopted two rescue dogs from a shelter good humans.
(28:48):
And the dirty little litle secret is I actually got
them from a breeder and ate a lot of money
for them. How does she not know? Because she thinks
we got lucky that we found that we rescued these ups?
Are you there by yourself? But I surprised her with
it they came up. I surprised her. She had no
idea that's cute. You just came home and you're like,
(29:10):
I found a couple of cute little rescues. I lied,
it wasn't cute. You're a liar. Yeah, Well the breeder
thing like, yeah, you just be honest. Yeah, why would
she be mad if you got him from a breeder
because a lot there are a lot of dog owners
out there don't like breeders. Right, Yes, she would be
very angry if we if she knew that I got
(29:31):
from a breeder or not from a shelter. I'm surprised.
It's not like doing her due diligence. Yeah, like asking
where did you adopt them? They can I see in
the paperwork a lot of time when you do like
foster and rescue like they do like background checks and
things like that. So she wasn't curious at all about
how you just pulled these beautiful little puppies. She didn't
care at all. She didn't She was just happy to
(29:52):
get excited to have dogs. She's not finds out, Yeah, exactly.
I hope she'll never find out because they I'll be
living in a shelter. You might deserve it. The Jebel
Show on demand. If you're in traffic and you just
honked at the person in front of you because you
(30:13):
didn't like the color of their car, congratulations, you're like
most people. Show, Or you flip the bird to the
person behind you because they merged onto the freeway after
you were already a mile past the entrance where they
merged on, but it was just a little too close
for your comfort and you had to honk at let
them know. And don't get me started on the person
next to you, right, What about them? What they do?
(30:35):
You know what they're doing. They're doing something to make
you angry if you're driving, because people are mad on
the road all the time, and they want to tell
everybody else how they should drive, and everybody's doing everything
wrong around you all the time when you drive. That's
a normal feeling when you're driving, and sometimes that behavior
can get you a ticket or jail time or a
slap in the face, depending on how you handle it. Now,
(30:58):
road raging can actually you a paycheck, get paid to rage.
I say that because the website vehicle freak dot com
is looking for angry drivers. Why they're looking for one
angry driver, to be more specific, to take part in
(31:18):
a study examining road rage, and they will be paid
four thousand dollars a month. If you're in your car
right now and your face is all read and you
can barely listen to the segment because somebody in front
of you has a weird bumper sticker or something, and
you're just really pissed off about it. This might be
the job for you to pay somebody four thousand dollars,
and since there's only one position available, you'll have to
(31:41):
be as aggressive and confrontational and reckless at pursuing this
job opportunity as you are drilling on the road. I
don't think I wrote Ridge that much, but my husband
would say it differently. I learned how to honk my
horn because of jewels, So that's not fair. Really, well, yeah,
Alex and I met. Your horn was already dead in
your other car. It died shortly into our. It's not
(32:03):
my fault that the horn sucked. This is the only
person I've ever known that the horn just gave up.
It was like, I'm not I can't anymore. It was
like a brand new car, though like it was like malfunction.
It was not my fault. I barely used it. I
get mad when people don't use their horn. I'm like,
what are you doing? And you know what I'm so
excited about. I thought of yesterday when nobody's going and
I actually get a honk it because they're not going.
(32:23):
It feels good because they're on their phone or something.
I'm like, I wait a few seconds and then I'm
like that justified honk is the best. Yes, it's like,
get off your phone and go. Road Rangers are kind
of like dogs. Have you ever seen dogs barking at
each other? Yes? And then like you opened the gate
and then they stopped barking. Yeah. Road rangers are like
they won't say anything unless they're in the car. A
(32:46):
lot of times they won't. If you ever seen road
rangers who are about to get in a fight, one
person will get out of the car, the other one
is never getting out of the car, and one's always
in there like, oh shoot, this got real real for me. Yeah,
I'm definitely the one that's out there like run of
their mouth, throwing their hands, but my doors are locked.
I will talk a big game, but please don't come
(33:07):
up all. You can make four thousand dollars a month
if you road rage. There's a website, vehicle freak dot
com that's looking for one angry driver that they can
pay four thousand dollars a month to take part in
the study. And here's how it will work. The chosen
road ranger will be asked to take part in three
two hour driving sessions per week over a month. Long period.
They'll be put in various scenarios through a driving simulator,
(33:29):
and their reactions will be monitored along with their heart
rate and blood press. Oh wow, Yeah, it's not actually
on the road. Yeah, I know, it should be real world.
They say that the person will also be required to
keep a road rage diary. What you can apply on
their website through October thirty. First, you have to be
twenty five years old and have at least one year
(33:50):
driving experience, and you have to provide examples of your
road rage experience. So you've got to give good examples.
Here are examples of my anger management issues. Yeah, back,
I don't know if you classify this as a road rage,
but I'm not good at staying out of the crosswalk.
You know. When I stopped, people don't like that, right,
even if your nose is in there a little bit,
they don't like that. It's like, dude, I'm not going
to run you over. My foot's on the brake, Relax.
(34:11):
That little white line, that imaginary white line. I know
it's painted, but like that's that's not a wall. Like
I could be right next to the line. I could
still let off the gas and hit you. That's you know,
but even if you're a little bit in there, people
will get mad about that. And I was going through
a parking lot and a couple of college kids walked
across and they were angry because I was a little
bit nosed into the crosswalk. So one of them like
(34:31):
walked real close to the car and right next to
the window, right next to the window, like one of
those self entitled like yeah college, yeah, yeah. He looked
like you'd play on the water pool of team for sure.
And so I just rolled down the window and we
were nose to nose when I rolled it down. And
there's me who he doesn't know on five seven and
a half because I'm sitting down and did like he's nosed.
It doesn't mean I'm a throat tattoo. And I looked
(34:53):
like I don't care at all, and he just he
just went nope and then turned around and just took
you know that tight you know, that type buttwalk that
people do when they're trying to get away. Really that's
what Just rolling down his window and just like staring,
I'm like, yeah, what's up? Doesn't say a word. So
if you want to make four thousand dollars road ranging
(35:14):
there's the job for you. Remember, you can follow the
show on social media at the Jewels Show, follow us
all individually. I'm a Jewel fresh, I'm at that dress.
I'm a Christian Grace. Now, I'm at Bennett Knows The
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