Your Chance at A Free Caribbean Trip, Trivia, & Scandals

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is the most scanless thing you've ever seen happen
on the job? Call us up eighty eight three fourth
three one six one, texted in four to one oh
six one. I asked the question because somebody posted that
question online, and of course they got a ton of answers,
and the answers are hilarious. So we'll go over that
list and also call us with yours eight eight eight

(00:21):
three four three one o six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. What is the
most scanless thing you've ever seen happen on the job.
Here are some of the top responses. A doctor and
nurse were secretly having an affair and nobody knew until
he got mauled by a bear after a rafting trip.
What and the nurse was on the rafting trip with
him and saved his life. What a way for people

(00:43):
to find out though everything was fine, if it wouldn't
have been for that stupid bear.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
My goodness. Another Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Another response to what's the most scanless thing you've ever
seen happen on the job? A woman brought her daughter
to work, Then a day later a coworker said, you
can't bring your daughter to work here anymore. I'm not
allowed to be around children.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh and the whole.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Off at crickets, the whole office. What does that person
still have it? What?

Speaker 3 (01:18):
There's so many layers, I know, right.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Three four three six one text in four win six one.
What's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at work? Hey, Cassie, Hi, Hey,
what's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at your job?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
So I fell to sleep at my office where I work.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
I was working really late, and I was just trying
to power through.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
But I just kind of knocked out, and I guess
it was so quiet for a while. But I woke
up and it was midnight, and I'm like, oh wow, okay,
let me get out of here. But then I hear
music and I see my boss as the owner of
the company. He's playing like loud music at this point,
and he's got the coffee grounds from the day's coffee machine,

(02:07):
but he's.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
In his underwear. He's rubbing them on his body. He's
singing along to that song. All I do is win
win When am I.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Let me up the street?

Speaker 1 (02:23):
So you were working late, you woke up to grab
your stuff and go, And then you just heard loud
music and you looked and saw your boss was rubbing
the office coffee grounds on his body and singing.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.

Speaker 6 (02:38):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (02:39):
I was like, I thought I was dreaming and I
wanted to laugh, and at the same time, I just
was like, I gotta go before he sees me.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I don't ever want to This must be doing good. Yeah,
is he successful?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Does he win?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
I mean yeah, so I guess it's a ritual one
that's nightly rich.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
It's tightening his skin because if you rub coffee grounds
on your body, it tightens your skin, helps with circuits,
it reduces the appearance of cellulite. So there's actually into
rubbing that on your body, normally in the shower, but
you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
It also discovered your bosses on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like call us up eight and eight three four three
six one text in four one o six one. Imagine
seeing that. Imagine walking around the corner me like, is
that Jim coffee grounds? And Okay, I'm gonna leave, Nina.
What's the most scandless thing you've seen happen at work?

Speaker 7 (03:36):
It was pretty wild. There's a trend here. I think
bosses really got to get it together. But it was
a holiday party and I walked into the bathroom and
I saw two pairs of feet underneath of a bathroom stall,
and it was like rattling a little bit, and I
thought it was just like some of my coworkers, like
just messing around or whatever, and so I was like, ah, whatever,
like playing with them and like sticking stuff underneath. So

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then I leave the restroom and I'm not that far
from the door, and I look up and it's my
boss with one.

Speaker 8 (04:01):
Of the salespeople.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh why. He was going through a.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Divorce, so that made it a little bit sketchier because
he wasn't really, but it was weird.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I was just like, merry Christmas, Hey, guys, a hippy Christmas.
I'll be I'll leave now, Okay, there's not.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
And then every time I saw people naked, but that's
a different story.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Were asking the question what is the most scanless thing
you've ever seen happen at work? Calls up eighty eight
three four three one six When somebody asked this question
on the internet and the answers are hilarious. Another person said,
a manager of a landscape scaping company was sleeping with
the owner's wife.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
Man, bosses and owners are really getting it right?

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Why And he was talking dirty to her with his
speakerphone on, but his two way radio was keyed, so
everybody at the company heard him talking dirty to the
owner's wife. That's so often, Producer bread, what's the most

(04:58):
scanless thing you've ever seen it work?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
This is not based kind of on the same type
of scandal, but what happened was someone was removed from
their job for doing similar things to what we're talking about,
right the scan and I wasn't there at the company
at the time. The scandalous thing was a new boss
came re hired that person, and that person was just
walking through the hallways and it was just whispers for months,

(05:21):
just like they hired that guy back, but he did
bad things and it was just like all the and
it was like, honestly, it was the talk of the
office for almost a year.

Speaker 8 (05:31):
Well, it's definitely before me too, right, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
It wasn't even here.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
It wasn't here like way back, I get hired back
after doing bad things.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Definitely before we're asking you.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Question, was the most scandless thing you've seen happen on
the job, because somebody asked that question on the internet,
and the Internet, of course, had a ton of answers.
Here's when somebody's bossed boss. Somebody's boss allegedly mixed her
own pee into the water cooler. What wi the employees
drink it?

Speaker 8 (06:01):
Why?

Speaker 6 (06:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Yeah, No, I wouldn't do that. I mean I might never.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
I might try to drink my own because I saw
something on TikTok that said it has health benefits. But
I would not have other people drinking unless they wanted to.
If somebody asked me, sure, that'd be interesting.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Okay, yeah, they did have to figure how to price.
It would be a whole thing. But I don't think
table would do that. I think it sounds like this
boss was tired of their nine to five. Yes, because
they did get fired.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Oh crap, that's so gross.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Can't collect unemployment if can quit? You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
I used to work at restaurants, you know, most of
my most of my working life has been in the
service industry before this. And one night I was doing
a sidework cleaning up and I was the last person
in there. There was the manager and me I thought,
And then I came around the corner in the kitchen
and on the kitchen counter was the manager in one
of the servers, and they were not doing kitchen things

(06:56):
in there, but Meg got on the counter on the counter, Yeah,
they prep the food.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'm never eating out again.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Do you notice that it's never anybody normal hooking up
with a normal person. It's whatever, like regular employee with
manager every single.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Time, right, it really is? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, I mean if you're trying to sleep your way
at the top of the restaurant industry.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
And also there's no point in being a boss if
you don't you know.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
Yeah what, No, I was kidding.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
But I don't.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't think they ever cleaned that food prep area.
So you're right, of bread. Yeah, oh no, you may
never want to eat out again. At least you know
what's going on in your own counters at home. Your
phone break up is every single hour in the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that it's what's training with Nina.

Speaker 9 (07:45):
It's another jubile phone frames on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Hello, Hi, this is Pete Eakins.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm calling from Instacart and I'm just letting you know
that your groceries have been all delivered. They are in
the refrigerator and put away in the cupboards, and everything
is all good in that department. What, yes, everything, don't.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
You mean outside?

Speaker 4 (08:15):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm sorry, Oh well, yes, there is one thing I
needed to speak with you about. But they've all been delivered,
all put away. Everything has been done perfectly. I think
I think you'll be very happy.

Speaker 10 (08:28):
Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 (08:30):
I feel like i'm hearing that you say you put
them in my house.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yes, and that was the thing I needed to speak
with you about. So this is my first day delivering groceries.
You're actually my first stop.

Speaker 12 (08:41):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
And I had.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Assumed that the door would be open, but it wasn't.
So I want to let you know that I will
pay for any damage out of my pocket. Damage to
what the window. I tried to pick the lock and
that did work very well. If the lock is broken too,

(09:04):
then I'll also pay for that. But I went ahead
and let myself in the window in the living room,
and I want you know, not worry about it. I
did not get any blood anywhere on that white couch.

Speaker 11 (09:15):
Oh my God, are you kidding me here?

Speaker 13 (09:17):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
You don't you?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Are you okay?

Speaker 11 (09:21):
I'm gonna calm down for one second. You are telling
me you went into my house. It's through my window.
You broke my window.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yes, I had no choice, and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
But I got the rock out, I clean up all
the glass, and I made sure to clean it up
before I even crawled in, just so I wouldn't get,
you know, cut, and then get blood all over the floor.

Speaker 11 (09:39):
No no, no, no, no no no no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 10 (09:42):
We do not need to talk about this.

Speaker 14 (09:43):
You are going to.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Oh my gosh, is something wrong. I will pay for
any damage, like.

Speaker 11 (09:51):
I said, Oh yes you will. You will also be
going to jail, my friend, because you do not go
into my house.

Speaker 6 (09:58):
You don't break into someone's house.

Speaker 14 (10:00):
I am literally calling the police right now.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
What is your name?

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Be Well, I guess I just don't know how the
groceries were going to get in your refrigerator and everything.

Speaker 11 (10:09):
You don't put the groceries in my refrigerator, did it?
Did you not go to basic training? It is just
it goes in the box outside the front door.

Speaker 13 (10:21):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
What would you what are you doing.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
What would you like me to put in a box
in front of the front door the groceries?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
You fool?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
What if I left it outside in a box, someone
could just come along and take it. So I thought
that what I was supposed to do was go into
the house and put it away for you.

Speaker 11 (10:40):
You someone brought you, broke into my house and you're
afraid someone's gonna take my grocery.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah, yes I did. I did vacuum.

Speaker 11 (10:51):
Yeah you you You went to my house and found
the vacuum.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, I went the extra mile, Like.

Speaker 9 (10:55):
I said, that's it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
I'm done.

Speaker 11 (10:58):
I'm calling I'm hanging up right now. I'm going to
call the police, and then I'm gonna call your company
that you work for and let them know what happened.
And and I'm leaving work right now so I can
get home and figure.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Out how don't wind don't leave work because this is
actually double from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank
on you and your husband.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Jamie set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
You ordered grocery delivery for the first time and have
been like freaking out about it.

Speaker 14 (11:29):
Come on, doesn't sant to relieve my stress?

Speaker 10 (11:32):
Not like bringing heart attack.

Speaker 9 (11:40):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone Franks, we say,
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Time for what's trending with Nina.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
Well, Target's about to make chaos happen again. Oh we
just saw what happened with those Stanley cups. But now
everybody's going to be racing to get their Valentine's Day
sharqute platters. They have these really cute charcuterie boards that
have these little heart dippy sections and they I don't
know if you guys know this, but there's actually an
account called Target Gems.

Speaker 8 (12:05):
Do you guys follow it?

Speaker 7 (12:06):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
I didn't. Now did you.

Speaker 8 (12:09):
Look at me like that's a ridiculous thing?

Speaker 7 (12:11):
I mean Target and Trader Joe's those both have gems
and it's always good to share when you find something great.
So now since this has been posted, and the cool
part is is that it was it's found in the
Target's Bullseye playground.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
What is the Target Bullseye playground?

Speaker 7 (12:26):
This is it's the part where when you walk in
and they have like that little dollar spot where they
have seasonal decor that for uh, it ranges from a
dollar to five bucks. I didn't know they called it
Target's bulls Eye Playground too.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Welcome to the Bullseye plays.

Speaker 7 (12:42):
You know that you can find get in that bullseye
and you'll get your little heart shark cute. So I
don't know, man, I feel like I'm going shopping today.
This stuff is so adorable, Like look at this.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
I yeah, that is I'm looking at the picture right now,
and it is pretty cute, honestly.

Speaker 7 (12:56):
So, whether you like Valentine's Day or not, hearts are
never out of season.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
And who doesn't like a charcotery board.

Speaker 8 (13:02):
Yeah, you can never have too many cheese.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
And it can be so many things really, sometimes they
can double as cutting boards.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I do follow a few charcotery board accounts. See you do. Yeah,
these people do straight up art with meat and cheese.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
It's crazy what they can do. I'm like, is that
a painting? Oh no, that's salami and some kind of
fancy cheeses. It's nuts. It's really cool, I know, right,
So I want to learn to charcoot.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
That way, you can.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Get one of these little boards and like just start.

Speaker 7 (13:32):
Yeah, well it's cool because with sharkutes, it doesn't always
have to be just like the meat and cheeses.

Speaker 8 (13:36):
Right like, it can be whatever you.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, yeah, almonds, dates.

Speaker 8 (13:41):
Hot chocolate marshmallows.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Thank you, hot chocolate charcotery port or Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:45):
You can also remember the butterboards.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
That was a big thing.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
But boards.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Yeah, that's the most American thing I've ever heard. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Look, it's for like bread.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
It's all different kinds of butters on a board.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
But on a board.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
That sounds good. Took your bread right on into it.
You eat the board too.

Speaker 8 (14:07):
Check out that Bull's Eye playground.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
I never know what they've got in there.

Speaker 7 (14:11):
This is not an advert Target, but if you are
a fan, Target sends me maybe your go to Just
pictured a.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Salami charcouterie board made of salami with a bunch of
butter on it.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Oh, I don't know. That's delicious. You can't control my thoughts.
Somebody would eat it. It's time to Catch a Cheater
only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
If you want to win the Jubil Shows Trip to
the Caribbean, you got to listen.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
At eight ten.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Kathy is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend Steven of five months.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Might already be messing around. Hey, Kathy, tells what's going on.

Speaker 12 (14:46):
Yeah, well basically, yeah, it's been about five months, and
you know, we've had an awesome five months. We met
at a party that he actually crashed, even actually crashed.

Speaker 14 (14:57):
They sort of like swedged himself in bitch me and
my sister.

Speaker 12 (15:01):
But you know, we were just having an awesome time
and we had a great connection.

Speaker 14 (15:09):
And then I don't know about last week, he's been I.

Speaker 12 (15:11):
Don't know, just I don't know, just kind of off.
It's just not who I've seem to have met, you know.
So I caught him at least had once or twice
looking at my phone, and when I asked him about it,
he just said he was looking for a picture that

(15:32):
we had taken and that we wanted to post.

Speaker 14 (15:35):
And you know, I really didn't care. I was just
you know, I wasn't.

Speaker 12 (15:40):
Hiding anything, so I just let him send himself the picture.
But on the flip side, he's been reallysed sketchy with
his computer, and you know, he has a key to
my place where at that point.

Speaker 14 (15:54):
You know, and and I actually walked.

Speaker 12 (15:58):
In on him talking quote unqu it was someone but
he was just to say who enjoying himself while doing
so on his laptop and he left my dress.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
I think it was so weird.

Speaker 12 (16:12):
He just said that he was adjusting himself, like to
write or whatever that means. You know, we've been pretty
open in you know, bedroom wise since we've met, and
we've had a very very healthy, physical kind of relationship.

Speaker 14 (16:30):
I'd catch my grip.

Speaker 12 (16:31):
But not only that, but two weeks ago, I had
this girl's night over at my place and he knew it,
and he kind of just invited himself over, which was okay,
I guess, but the whole time he was just ignoring me,
like I don't know, like I was the third wheel
that night.

Speaker 14 (16:51):
And so we got into a huge fight about it.
I mean, I don't know, I could go on.

Speaker 12 (16:55):
It's just he's just acting really weird. If I could
just say that, and I just think something, there's.

Speaker 8 (17:01):
Kind of a lot of flags here.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
He crashes the party, he's crashing your party, he's going
into your house playing with himself.

Speaker 8 (17:06):
I mean, I don't know, some of some of this
stuff just doesn't.

Speaker 14 (17:09):
Feel it's not right, right, No, not at all.

Speaker 8 (17:12):
And it's five months.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
They say that nobody can fake who they really are
for longer than three months, right, So five months. Maybe
he was able to fake it for four and like
the five months point, he's just a sketchy dude.

Speaker 14 (17:24):
So I'm just trying to find out, like what the
heck is going on? You know, women are always really
good about like you, we have to listen to our intuition.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah right, And your intuition is telling me that something
is going on, telling you.

Speaker 14 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, he's telling me too, and I.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
Don't Yeah, I mean, it definitely sounds shady, and and
he wasn't like apologetic or I mean, his reaction sounds
strange to me, That's what I mean.

Speaker 14 (17:50):
It's just because that makes.

Speaker 7 (17:51):
Sense, like you could effortlessly lie about anything else, like
whether he's cheating or not.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
There's a lot of stuff that feels sicky.

Speaker 14 (17:59):
I don't know what to say, and I don't want
to be paranoid girlfriends or whatever, but I want to
know what's that before we keep going down in the road,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think there's a time to be rightfully paranoid, you know, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (18:11):
I mean that.

Speaker 12 (18:12):
I just so, I mean, it's just, you know, when
I approach him about it, he's like, you know, one,
it's just me being a guy.

Speaker 14 (18:17):
And it's guy's stuff, and you know he's just downplayed.

Speaker 15 (18:20):
At all, like, you know, come on big, like I
just I don't know, I don't just you know, just
just adjusting myself whatever.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Now, all right, well we'll try to figure it out
for you. We'll play a song come back. And you
already told us what grocery store he's Awards card member at,
So we'll pretend to be from the grocery store and
say that every single month, one of our Lucky Rewards
card members when's free flowers delivered to anybody that they want.
It's our little way of saying thank you. And we'll
see if he sends those flowers to you or to
somebody else.

Speaker 14 (18:49):
Okay, yeah, I just want to know.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Yeah, we'll try.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
To figure it out for you. We'll play a song
come back and get you to catch a teater.

Speaker 16 (18:56):
Next, it's time to Catch a Cheater.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
Only on the table show. Right in the middle of
to Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us,
Kathy is on the phone and she thinks that her
boyfriend of five months named Steven might be cheating on her.
We're about to help her out and give him a
call and pretend to be from the grocery store that
he's a rewards card member at, and say that every
single month, we choose one rewards card member who gets
free flowers delivered from our flooral department. We'll see he
sends those to Kathy or to somebody else. But before

(19:23):
we do that, Kathy, why don't you refresh everybody's memory
on your situation.

Speaker 14 (19:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (19:27):
I'm just you know, my boyfriend of five months has
just been acting really weird and I have to follow
my gun and think I've chared to approach me about it,
and you just downplaced everything.

Speaker 14 (19:36):
I caught him, you know, playing with himself.

Speaker 12 (19:39):
But he said it was just like from adjusting himself
and I was like, yeah, whatever, And then he's just
acting weird at my girls night and I just I
don't know.

Speaker 17 (19:49):
Something is just not adding up.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, all right, Well are you ready for us to
call him?

Speaker 10 (19:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Please please?

Speaker 14 (19:55):
I just want to know.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, this is Shor been
calling from. I was looking for our rewards card member
named Stephen.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
Ah.

Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah, this is Stephen.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Hi, Stephen, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to give you some
good news today. Congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
Where did I win?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Uh, maybe you haven't seen the signs.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member at
random to win free flowers delivered from our floral department.
It's our little way of saying thank you very much
for shopping. Oh, so you've just won thirty six long
stim red roses, a card, and a box of candy
to be delivered to anybody that you want in the
United States, absolutely free. It's a three hundred and twelve
dollars value.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Actually, okay, that's that's awesome.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
If you know who you want to send them to.
I can take the information down in just a matter
of minutes over the phone. So if you know who
you want to send them to right now, I can
do that right now.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Yeah, No, I can do it right now. It's fine.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Eight Okay, I guess I just need to get the
first and last name of the person you would like
to send them to. You can send them to Sasha, Okay, Sasha, okay, okay,
hold on.

Speaker 17 (21:13):
A second, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
That's my sister Stephen.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Hey, this is the Dubal Show. It's a radio show.
We do a segment where we try to catch people cheating.
That is actually your girlfriend, Kathy.

Speaker 18 (21:25):
Oh my god, you I'm sorry.

Speaker 17 (21:32):
Stephen, that's my sister. What are you talking about?

Speaker 15 (21:38):
You're gonna have you been have you been shagging?

Speaker 17 (21:42):
Have you?

Speaker 6 (21:45):
We have not? We haven't. We haven't hooked up yet.
We haven't even hooked up yet.

Speaker 17 (21:50):
Yes, Oh my god, I am cool.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
I can explain honestly.

Speaker 17 (21:55):
But we've had a great.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
So. The truth is, the first night that that we met,
I was actually trying to hook up with Sasha.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
But you were all over me, and I was like, maybe.

Speaker 18 (22:11):
I'll try Maybe I'll try this for a little while.
And so I did and I and I thought that,
you know, for a little bit, it was all right.
And then I don't know, it didn't feel like a
perfect match. And so I started talking to Sasha.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
Again and it felt like we had more of a connection.

Speaker 17 (22:26):
And I just like, even I don't get together. We've
been together five months. You came to Christmas, my Christmas
dinner with my sister. So were you guys just all flirty? Flirty?
Like when I was in the kitchen cooking a.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Little bit, I just like, I'm.

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Sorry, guy, it was Oh my god, oh my god,
oh my god.

Speaker 17 (22:48):
I hate you. I you know, I hate my sister.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
You my dog.

Speaker 17 (22:54):
No, and I don't. I'm done.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
I don't feel like I don't.

Speaker 18 (22:59):
I really I did try, and the truth is that
I just have more of a connection with your sister
and I and I honestly, I just hope that one
day you can respect that.

Speaker 8 (23:11):
Though, yeah, with her sister a.

Speaker 6 (23:14):
Little bit like we didn't hook up yet or anything.
You were talking. We just didn't like.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
This.

Speaker 17 (23:21):
Five months we've been together.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Five months.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
You're such dog.

Speaker 17 (23:26):
I hate you. I hate you. I never want to
see you again. You are awful. I'm gonna go bye.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
We haven't even hooked up yet.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
It doesn't make it any better. Say, how does that
make it better? It doesn't.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
It doesn't make it any better at all. Kathy hung
up and Steven, it doesn't make it better.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Man, You know what, you have everything up? All right?
You gets happy? We did.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I didn't date Kathy and then start dating her sister
in the middle of that.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
Nope, are you're going around narking on everybody? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Man, that sucks.

Speaker 8 (23:59):
I cannot believe that.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
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sisters the whole time. Do the people you're with that
you don't want to be with a favor, yeah, and
tell them, Yeah, I know it's hard to have that conversation,
but it's a lot harder later on if you don't
like having to deal with a bunch of drama or
also think about it for the other person. It's a
lot harder to heal from somebody being with them really

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wanting to be with their sister and then lying about
it the whole time.

Speaker 8 (24:22):
I mean, yeah, that's one layer of it.

Speaker 7 (24:24):
The other layer of it is is if you have
a sister, you should probably not touch her man, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (24:29):
I can't imagine being the guy though, Like, how could
you be with someone knowing you also want to.

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I was doing pretty good on this very cold morning.

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Let's do this to.

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Oh yeah. I like how Victoria forgets sometimes. Actually every
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Speaker 1 (27:15):
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass. And you
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Okay, Okay, I'm super nervous.

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Oh well, oh, let's do this now.

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Let's do this now.

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Speaker 8 (27:51):
Who's the lead singer of the band Panic at the Disco?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Uh pass?

Speaker 7 (27:56):
Who is the author of the Book of the Giving Tree?

Speaker 11 (28:04):
In maths?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Where was the capital of the United States first located?

Speaker 13 (28:10):
Oh? Im?

Speaker 7 (28:13):
As they still Washington, DC, who hosted the twenty twenty
four Golden Globes.

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Oh my gosh, I'm not sure.

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Okay, No, I don't know if i'd want that job.

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Honestly, you can't make any jokes at those things because
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To Taylor Swift?

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Can you did you see the mean spirited thing they
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Walk into.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
You'll find out soon, you'll find out I'm talking about
show some class and not be mean to Taylor Swift?

Speaker 8 (28:58):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
But why don't right here? You go? All right, Jen?
What's something that you would like the world to know
about you?

Speaker 11 (29:08):
That I am a female and a male dominant industry
and I manage.

Speaker 10 (29:13):
And service right for an auto mechanic shop.

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Oh nice, pop off? Yeah, that's great, that's awesome. Okay, Victoria,
how you film?

Speaker 13 (29:23):
Good? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (29:23):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Thanks?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Third thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and you
have to beat Jen outright to win?

Speaker 16 (29:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Sound good? Okay, good?

Speaker 1 (29:37):
Go?

Speaker 8 (29:37):
What who's the lead singer of the band Panic at
the disco.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
Uh a guy who is the author of the book
The Giving Tree.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Uh, author Nicholas Something. Where was the capital of the
United States first located New York?

Speaker 8 (29:52):
Who hosted the twenty twenty four Golden Globes? Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (29:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (29:58):
What's his name?

Speaker 8 (30:00):
That's what I'm asking.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
I don't know. No, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (30:04):
Past you wrote the novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Really, that's the last question you end on. Don't get
out of me.

Speaker 8 (30:11):
I didn't write.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
If that's what they're getting with.

Speaker 4 (30:15):
All right, so hard than they were.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Let's sit it on over to the scoreboard and see
how you guys did with our scoreboard.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Producer Brad all Right sarcastically bored.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Jen got zero correct and Victoria stumbled her way into
one correct.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
What gratulations, Victoria?

Speaker 17 (30:35):
Thanks Jen, You're so sweet.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
You get to wear the coveted fake diamond necklace of trivia.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
For the day.

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There, you don't see, it's in the corner. We're there,
go look for it. But Jen, you get Nicki Minaj's
tickets just for playing.

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Congratulations you so much. I don't know, thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I'm sorry that you don't get the coveted fake diamond
necklace of trivia and you get NICKI minosh tickets this
but congratulations.

Speaker 16 (31:01):
I find it.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
I can ship it to you.

Speaker 7 (31:02):
But Victoria had this.

Speaker 13 (31:03):
Good job, girl.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Hard Thanks when I got right though, Let's go to
the answers of me.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Brendan Brendan Uri is the lead singer of Panic at
the Disco. Shel Silverstein wrote the book The Giving Tree.
New York City was the capital of the United States. Yeah, well,
Joe Coy is the name of the comedian that host
of the Golden Globes. And then Mark Twain wrote the
novel The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
His same sounds familiar.

Speaker 14 (31:28):
Yeah, he sounds familiar.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah, he's got a big following on TikTok ya. That's
you're joking, thanks, Jen, No, I'm not completely serious. That
Mark twyn account is fire.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
What.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, I've never heard that.

Speaker 8 (31:43):
Look it up.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
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Okay, it's a little wrap yep, like zach Efron or something.

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Speaker 1 (32:40):
Michael is on the phone today for a first day
follow up. He met a beautiful lady named Lady Katherine.
But now Lady Catherine is ghosting Michael and he doesn't
know why. So we're gonna see if we can have
him out.

Speaker 16 (32:50):
Was that Michael, Hello, Hello, Yes, beautiful Lady Katherine.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Lady Katherine can talk about Lady Catherine.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
He needs to be stirring Michael.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, Michael, Michael, how long has it been since you
talked to Lady Catherine.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
Oh, this is about a week ago. Our one date
was about a week ago.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Okay, so tell us about it.

Speaker 16 (33:09):
So it was a tender day, yeah, swipe right. We
both spiked right. She has the taste for craft beer,
or so she said in her profiles, So I thought, hey,
let's set up you know, a craft brewery.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
That's cool and yeah. So I thought it was a
fun first aid idea.

Speaker 16 (33:28):
And turns out she was like, lived like thirty forty
minutes away from.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
The brewer or you know, out from the brewery.

Speaker 16 (33:35):
So I was like, all right, hey, let's push the
time back, so give you plenty of time to get there.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
And she was like no, And I was like okay.

Speaker 16 (33:44):
So I get there a little early and I text her, hey,
I got us a good spot a little early, and
then she says, okay, just leaving now. So I'm doing
the math. I wait with, so I'm going to sit
here for forty minutes. Then yes, my math was correct.
I sat there for about forty minutes until she arrived.
So we're off to a great start.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Did you call her?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm not like, hey, like that's why I kind of
recommended we push it back.

Speaker 16 (34:09):
I made a joke like, oh well, something about being
fashionably late. I guess, you know, you know, it's a
little hurt. But I tried to have a good sense
of humor about it, okay, And but yeah, I was.
I was definitely hurt. And then you know, we're just
chit chatting. She didn't seem very interested in anything, so
felt like I had to carry the conversation.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
And then and then at some point order another round.

Speaker 16 (34:34):
I offer to order another round, and I'm bringing it
back to the table and I, you know, you.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Know, I just giff it. I spill it in au.

Speaker 16 (34:41):
And you know it should be what I think, a
charming moment, like, you know, we can laugh about it.
I spilled the beer on the way back. She didn't
seem to find it funny. So I went to the
bathroom to clean up. And when I got back, she
hangs up the phone like she was just on the phone,
and she's says, Hey, my sister's really sick.

Speaker 6 (35:03):
She's in trouble. I got to get out of here.

Speaker 7 (35:06):
Wait, I'm so confused because the state sounds horrific. Why
we want to talk to this girl again?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Well, oh I don't.

Speaker 16 (35:13):
I just want to know what I did, Like why
From her perspective, this was a bad day because from
my perspective, it was a disaster. But I thought I
did pretty good.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
Like you feel like you should be the one ghosting her,
not her ghosting you exactly.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
So I'm really curious.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I was about to say, yeah, you just like she
just punches me right in the face. Michael, you're into
whatever you're into, man, I guess, okay, So you just
really want to see what's up?

Speaker 16 (35:45):
Yeah, and then and then call her out on call
her out on a few things.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
And then maybe she'll call you out. And then, sir
Michael is all the way in. Maybe all right, we'll
try to figure it out for you to play a
song come back, and then we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you, and maybe
give you another date if you still want. Okay, alrighty,
all right, man, Please I'll come back and get to
your first day follow.

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Speaker 1 (36:13):
Michael is on the phone today for a first day
follow up please and getting ghosted by Catherine. We're about
to call her and see if she'll tell us why
she's ghosting him and maybe get him another day if
he still wants one, even though his first date it's
kind of a train wreck. Well, Michael, just refresh everybody's
memory real quick before we give her a call.

Speaker 16 (36:29):
Okay, yeah, so she made me wait for forty minutes,
even though I offered to push back our.

Speaker 6 (36:38):
Date so she can make it on time.

Speaker 16 (36:42):
She and I'm pretty sure she made up a fake
story about her sister being sick to leave the day
and showed absolutely no sense of humor when I spilled
the beer all over myself.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I don't know about you, but I gotta hear from
this girl too. Hey girl, Okay, all right, Michael, we're
about to call her. Mostly Michael just wants to figure
out what happened, but maybe another date. Who knows, right,
So we'll give her a call right now. You're ready?

Speaker 6 (37:05):
Oh yeah, do it all right?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Man? Here we go, Hi, Hi, may speak to Catherine.
Please hello, Lady Catherine. My name is Jewbel.

Speaker 7 (37:28):
Please don't hang out. This is not supposed to be weird. Catherine,
my name is Nina. I'm on a show called The
Jebel Show. That's where he's from too. She is also
a lady and I'm here to I'm Victoria.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Lady Victoria.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Okay, please don't hang out. Okay, we're calling you for
a specific reason. We got to email about you. Okay,
So we do a segment on the show. It's called
the first Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with someone and then you end
up ghosting them, that person can email us to get
you on the phone and ask why you're ghosting them.

(37:59):
So we got an email about you from a guy
named Michael.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Hmm, okay, that sounds familiar.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Do you remember your date with Michael?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
I do?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Would you mind telling us a little bit about it?

Speaker 2 (38:16):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Uh? So we uh decided to get well. He set
up a date for us at like this craft brewery,
which is fine, I'm mean Mento craft beer. And when
I got there, he just seemed like really annoyed and totally.

Speaker 19 (38:36):
Uninterested in anything that I was saying, like we were.
I was just trying to make regular conversation and he
just I don't know, he just looks annoyed. He made
some rude comments when I got there about oh being
fashionably late, blah blah blah, and I was like, I
like forty five minutes away.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
I mean, I was busy.

Speaker 19 (38:56):
I had stuff to do, like I was trying to
get there on time. I just anyway, the main thing
is it was so awkward when he so so he
went to get us another round.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Okay, so he goes up to get us another round
of drinks. Well on the way back, he like he's
almost at the table.

Speaker 19 (39:21):
He still his beer like all over him. Like, I
don't know what the hell happened. It was so weird
and awkward and just like totally I don't know, nerdy
I gets.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
It just was so weird, and I mean it just
was it was like he was a spaz or something like,
I don't know, I don't even know what happened. And
it was just awkward and super embarrassing the way that
it happened. I mean, people weren't looking at him, dude,

(39:54):
I don't know. I mean, and then he just staid
there and I was like, uh, okay, I like reached
over and grabbed my beer out of his hand so
he could.

Speaker 19 (40:04):
Like walk away and go whatever, clean up or whatever.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
I mean, it was just freaking weird. I mean it was.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
Yeah, try to like help him, yeah, yeah, give him
a towel or something napkin?

Speaker 19 (40:18):
Where are I going to towel from napkins on the table?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
I mean of not his mommy, Like, I'm not cleaning
up his still, you know what I mean. It was
just weird.

Speaker 19 (40:29):
The vibe was very awkward when that happened, and I
just thought, okay.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
This is bizarre.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
So is that why you're not calling him back?

Speaker 19 (40:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
Totally. I mean, it just he was just very awkward
and not my vibe. He just it was not good.
Let's just say that, I'm gonna be nice. It was
just not good. Yeah.

Speaker 15 (40:54):
He did say also that you had to leave in
a hurry because something was wrong with your sister.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
I'm just curious, like, is she okay?

Speaker 4 (41:02):
True, She's totally fine.

Speaker 19 (41:04):
You know how you set up those phone calls, like
when you go on a first date with somebody met
on tenders like your rescue call.

Speaker 4 (41:11):
Does anybody else do that? Or that's just me anyway?
So uh no, that was my total rescue call. Absolutely.
I was like, I gotta get out of here, and
I got to make it be something.

Speaker 19 (41:22):
A little bitsbelievable, but anyway, no, I had to get
out there.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Well, thank you for being honest.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
With us.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
Yes, no problems, just nothing to live here.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
You may have lost Michael. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Okay, Michael is on the phone listening and wants to
talk to you. I'm not sure if you've lost him.

Speaker 16 (41:41):
But yes, hello, this is uh, this is the nerd,
this is nerdy Michael.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
Michael, how's it going?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
I mean going?

Speaker 6 (41:55):
I just have you ever seen somebody spill a beer before? Like,
has this never happened to you?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Actually? No, that's what. Yeah, I don't know, you know.

Speaker 16 (42:12):
Yeah, I you know, gravity works differently from me than
everybody else.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Uh, well that was clear, that was clear. Just let
me just really.

Speaker 16 (42:21):
Deeply apologize for spilling a beer on myself. I'm so
deeply ashamed.

Speaker 19 (42:28):
You know.

Speaker 6 (42:28):
I blame my father for not having bigger hands.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
M hmm. See, well it was something. I mean, I'm sorry, Like,
I'm not trying to hur anybody's feelings. I didn't know
you were on the phone, dude.

Speaker 19 (42:39):
I mean, that's just from my point of view, it
was super awkward. Very I don't know, it was just weird.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Your reaction was weird? Are you just in there was weird?

Speaker 16 (42:49):
Yeah, I'm b weird man. It's totally weird. You're right,
I'm so sorry if this is totally on me. In fact,
I'm going to turn myself into the authorities for spilling
that beer. It was a crime against man.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
What are talking about? It was a really good talking about.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Okay, I'll say you guys can see what I'm talking about.

Speaker 19 (43:11):
Like, what if he even I'm turning myself into the authorities.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Yes, okay, yeah, I made the right choice. Clearly made
the right choice.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Sounds like sarcasm, but.

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Yeah, oh wow, okay, I.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Don't have anything else to say. I will tell you.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
There may be one thing, maybe just one word even
you might want to say, Katherine, would you like to
go out on another day with Michael?

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Will pay for it?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Two words?

Speaker 6 (43:35):
Hell no?

Speaker 9 (43:39):
All right?

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Uh well that's too bad. That was the Catherine in
my dream.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Keep dreaming, Michael, keep dreaming.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
All right, Michael, You'll find another Catherine. I'm sure maybe
she'll spill her beer instead of you this time.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (43:58):
I think I'm I'm all done with kathright be ruined.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
All the.

Speaker 9 (44:07):
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Speaker 2 (44:13):
Com time for what's trending with Nina.

Speaker 7 (44:14):
You know that saying that sometimes the answer is right
in front of you. Well, that's what's happening when it
comes to dating. The answer to finding the love of
your life has been right in front of us this
entire time. What people are turning to LinkedIn and having
great success dating site cool. LinkedIn is now being used
to find love and here are some reasons why it's

(44:35):
been so helpful. Their honest profiles, easy vetting, great dating
pool isn't LinkedIn to find jobs and stuff.

Speaker 8 (44:43):
And to network. So some of those people are have jobs.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
Well you could people like job interviews and the networking
for sure, but you can fact.

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Check most of that.

Speaker 7 (44:52):
And there's a good chance that you know somebody that
they know, and then you can call and be like,
is this legit? There's just a lot easier than just
believing whatever they say. You know, you don't have to
stalk as hard as what I'm saying. You need to
google no fake accounts. You can use them as connections
if it doesn't work out. Actually, I don't like that idea.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I do you do?

Speaker 13 (45:14):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (45:16):
And they're saying that you're sure that people are are
interested in the serious relationships.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
But I don't think that that's fair.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
But anyway, there's it's just a better a better form
of success if you go there versus all of the
other options that we've been on this expedition to find love.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
But how do you start a conversation like that, Like
if you're on LinkedIn versus tender he.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
That fought you used?

Speaker 4 (45:41):
Damn?

Speaker 8 (45:43):
Maybe not that you went san serah?

Speaker 16 (45:47):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Who does that? Look at you with your aerial bold.
I guess those are.

Speaker 8 (45:55):
Some options for you, Victoria.

Speaker 7 (45:57):
I don't know if I like those, but you could
just you know them a little message and be like, hey, congratulations,
I saw you just had a work anniversary.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
You know what, if you don't know them yet, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
You can say something like that you don't know.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
I mean, why not? You see the stuff that comes
in our dms all the time? Why not?

Speaker 2 (46:11):
That's true. I've never been on LinkedIn?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
So can you just search any profiles and you could
just like you see like a lump of people, so
you can just click on a picture you like and
be like, hey, they got a good job too, I'm
gonna hit them up.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
Yeah, I'm stuck on a lump of people.

Speaker 7 (46:29):
Yeah, even if you're not looking for a job as
a lawyer, you can look for a lawyers.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Oh, you can also look for the profession that you
would want to date.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Yeah, so you're like, hey, want to date radio people,
So you click on a radio company and then you
can see a list of everyone.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Who works in radio. You should probably lie about that, Yeah,
I think it helps. I think it's on LinkedIn. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:49):
Anyway, so if you need a new place to look,
LinkedIn may be your answer. Best of luck, and as
I log in right now anyways.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
That is Wayne State University in Michigan is a school.
It's a cup show. I don't know if it's a
good one or not. But they just released a list
of words that are about to be extinct forever unless
we start using them. So they're trying to save all
of these words from going extinct by asking people to

(47:19):
start using them in their regular vocabulary.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
This is like a public service we're doing.

Speaker 8 (47:23):
Yes, words are funny that know these words.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
I think they're the only ones that care to put
the list together.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Oh, they're ready to rock. These are the words that
they'd like you to revive. Also, remember on performing at
Last Comedy Club this weekend. You can get tickets at
Lastcomedyclub dot com. Will I use some of these words?

Speaker 2 (47:38):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
I hope so, probably because the list is pretty funny.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
KERR laugh c U R g l A f F.
What does it mean?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Yeah, what a shock felt when you first plunge into water,
into cold water, as in he dove into the pool
without thinking and the kerr laugh caused him to shriek
when he came up for air.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
I could see using it when you jump into cold water,
but more like instead of a profanity.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
More like that. Definitely.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
This is a list of words that Wayne State University
in Michigan has published, asking people to use them in
their vocabulary so that they don't.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Become as extinct.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
That I'm trying to picture saying that that.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Kerglass.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah, I've pictured it a hundred times already, and I
can tell it's every time I get in the shower.
And my question then is do you have to say
it around other people for it to not go extinct?
Because I often get the temperature wrong in the shower,
and when I jump in, I could imagine myself going klass.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
I can imagine you doing that too, But that's because
you want to speak a language that nobody else speaks.

Speaker 8 (48:51):
So you can be like, I'm brad and I know
words that you do.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I'm very interested in this segment. And there's a lot
of people like that.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Yeah, so if you're one of those people, you can
just doing your part and using these words so that
they cannot go extinct. Words like coffee, coffee clatch, okay
K E K L A T s H, caffee clatch

(49:17):
say when these were used, No, it doesn't, but they're
very old words and they're about to be extinct and
informal social gathering where coffee is served, as in, after
the kids got on the bus, the parents headed to
the porch for their morning caffee clatch.

Speaker 8 (49:33):
What I should totally go extinct? Are you kidding? It's
just easier to say, let's have coffee?

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, yeah, would you like to come over for a
coffee clatch? Excuse you?

Speaker 16 (49:41):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (49:42):
That's funny someone should use that like in.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Their tender bio.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
You get all sorts of weird people wanting to match you. Yeah,
funny to use all of these words in your tender bio.
Oh my gosh, that would be so funny.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
You want to get together and maybe have a coffee
clatch this weekend. No, I don't like leather and chains.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
It does say latch in it.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
We're going over a list of words that are about
to be extinct forever if we don't start saying them.
It was published by Wayne State University in Michigan, and
they're asking people to use these in your everyday language
so that they don't go away.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Pocky p a w k y pocky w sounds like
an insult, But I'm open to a little pocky today.

Speaker 15 (50:32):
Bro.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
That actually works the way you said it in Unit,
I think wow having a mocking or cynical sense of humor,
as in, he had a pucky wit that undercut his superiors.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
That's self importance.

Speaker 6 (50:45):
I like it.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I like it a lot. I like it a lot.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Putting it in my signature on my email you can
kind of tell sometimes how words sound what they are.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, pocky definitely sounds like that. That would be your
feeling a bit powkey today, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Yes? I am.

Speaker 7 (50:59):
I feel like that's like really instead of like a
bro Like there's different kinds of dudes, right, so there's
like your bro dudes, your preppy dudes, and then you
got your pocky dudes.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
You know, the no at all pockys.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
We're going over a list of words that are about
to be extinct forever, and Wadne State University in Michigan
is asking people to use these words, begging them to
use these words so that that they don't go extinct.
Words like petricore p E t r I c h
o R. Petricore sounds like petrified. It's a pleasant smell
that frequently accompanies the first rain after a long period

(51:34):
of warm, dry weather.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Oh it's kind of nice. That's actually romantic, great company
name as well.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
He walked outside after the storm and the petrocore lifted
his spirits.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
I like that one. That's kind of like that.

Speaker 8 (51:45):
I'm not going to use it, but I like it.
You do drops from rain like all. That's kind of poetic.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
So petricore is a little bit harsh, even though the
thought of what.

Speaker 8 (51:53):
It means is beautiful.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
The word sounds harsh to you, it does.

Speaker 8 (51:56):
That doesn't sound romantic enough.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
The pet color is nice outside, would you like to
go walk around in it for a while.

Speaker 8 (52:04):
That so terrifying it does.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Another word that they're asking people to use so that
it doesn't go as extinct as Pettifogger.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Has the word petty in it is that.

Speaker 8 (52:16):
Fogging a thing? Was that frogging fogging fogging something.

Speaker 16 (52:21):
There is a thing.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Like they were trying to figure out what it is.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
A pettifogger is an inferior legal practitioner, especially one especially
one who deals in petty cases or has dubious practices,
as and he started with his dreams of being a
Supreme Court justice, but in practice he was just another
ambulance chasing pettifogger. Pettifogger used two together at bonus points,

(52:47):
and that also sounded really good, Like that's if you
call someone a petty fogger today, they're not gonna know
what hit on.

Speaker 8 (52:54):
It's like a fancy.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Way of being like you loser much.

Speaker 13 (52:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
Another word that they're asking people to use so that
it doesn't go extinct. Raw abbit r A w G
A bb t.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
What does this mean?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Rag abbit? A raw gabbit don't know.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
Is a person who speaks confidently but ignorantly not what
I thought? What as in my social media is filled
with rag abbits trying to say that they know everything
about how to run the country.

Speaker 6 (53:30):
Jubiles, dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (53:40):
Hie, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do, sweet.

Speaker 13 (53:44):
So my dirty little secret is I had a roommate
who would always eat all of our cookies and all
of my food and breaching. It wasn't her, so we
were pretty fed up with it, and we ended up
making laxative cookies, so she ate all of it. The
next day, all the cookies were gone. Unlet's say after that,
there was no more sealing of food in that house.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
He wow, that's funny.

Speaker 7 (54:08):
Wow, I mean, I guess it's not really that much
of a secret. Did she know that you guys put
laxative in it? Or did she just think she had
too much or your bad cuts?

Speaker 13 (54:15):
She never knew. We did so good to open each
pill of the laxative and made sure to mix in
the blue with the cookie dough so well, like hand
picking out all the little pieces of the laxative, so
you couldn't tell. So to this day she still does
not know. But it's like a hidden secret from us
in our roommates.

Speaker 6 (54:30):
So it is so funny.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Wow, I'm never eating anything they cook. Ever again, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret?

Speaker 13 (54:41):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (54:42):
Yeah, what's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 13 (54:52):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (54:53):
What's up?

Speaker 10 (54:54):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
I do.

Speaker 19 (54:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (55:00):
My friends let us dogsit their dogs a lot because
we're like huge animal people. And one of my friends
has a dog that's like just super quiet to the
point where you forget that the dog's there. And she
got out and we didn't know for I don't even
know how long, and when we discovered it, we were

(55:21):
freaking out because we had taken her collar off and
she's not microchipped. So we're driving around the neighborhood trying
to find her dog. And we couldn't post it on
social media saying hey, we're missing the dog because my
friend would see it. And so we finally found her
at the pound and we had to pay for like
two hundred and eighty dollars to get her back, and
never told my friend ever. Yeah, and every time she

(55:42):
asked us to dog sit, we're just like, yeah, we
can't or libe, we can't do it.

Speaker 8 (55:49):
You're actually doing her a favor because you're going to
lose her dog.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Yeah, yeah, you're like, no, that's expensive. I'm not dogsitting.
Thanks for your dirty little secret, have a good one.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
What's your Dirney little secret? Text cuble to four one
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