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(00:00):
So Jessica Bile has issued a listof rules for Hobby justin Timberlake to follow
while he's out on tour. Sohis tour kicks off next month. We
kind of already talked about how JessicaBil is feeling, which is just extremely
nervous because the last time, ornot the last time, but one of
the last times I were back intwenty nineteen, he was out shooting Palmer
and he was seen ca noodling andgetting all cozy with one of his co
(00:23):
stars off camera. There was therewas hand holding, they were very couplely
looking. So Jessica Bil has madeit clear should he mess up again or
humiliate her, it's over. Soapparently she's given him like a set of
rules, not a long list,just a couple of things. Let me
know what you think about that onedon't cheat, Yeah, and then that's
rules one through ten. They're allthe same, don't cheat. Well.
(00:46):
She says that he's got to checkin with her every night before bed,
and she has to be able toreach him whenever she wants, no excuses.
I think it's very reasonable. Ithink it's very reasonable given what happened.
I'm surprised she's not. If itwas me and I was her,
I'm going on tour with you.I don't care whatever it takes. I
do wonder if they didn't have kidstogether that she has to look after she
(01:07):
she might do that. I don'tbelave in the kids behind himself following you
on tour to make sure you don'tdo it again justin. Timberlake also has
to agree to not going out andpartying or drinking after shows. That might
be the tougher, but again,I think it's a reasonable ass. It's
a reasonable ass. But that onehurt Timberlake to his cores, not even
(01:30):
what I think. What And thenagain, anything that's going to humiliate her,
that is the last straw. It'sdone. The source says that Jessica
believes in second chances, but notthird Okay, okay. Do you think
he's gonna be able to follow theserules? Yep, I think so.
I don't know about drinking, that'sgoing to be tough. That one's also
(01:53):
easy to hide. She didn't sayno drinking in your hotel room by yourself.
She said you couldn't drink before youthat's true, but you know the
parties, you know the parties thatare being to offer to you while you're
out on your tour and your nameis justin Timberlake. I know, guys,
when if the party comes to you, is that she's going to be
(02:13):
facetiming and she's gonna see any betteranswer. Let's breaking rule number one.
All right. So Taylor Swift hasa very very famous distant relative, so
and ancestry posted on the Instagram account. We need to calm down, But
how can we when we have bignews? Renowned American poets Taylor Swift and
(02:35):
Emily Dickinson are six cousins three timesremoved. Oh Jesus, So Swifties are
like, oh my god, thismakes total sense. So I do wonder
if Taylor knew about this connection before, because looking back, there were some
signs, right, the signs arethere. More recently, she announced her
album that comes out next month.It's called The Tortured Poets Department. Oh,
(02:57):
come on proof. Also back intotwenty two, Taylor was accepting the
Songwriter Artists of the Decade award fromthe Nashville Nashville Songwriters Association International, and
she actually referenced Emily Dickinson. Shesaid, if my lyrics sounds like a
letter written by Emily's great grandmother whilesewing a lace curtain. That's me writing
in the quill genre. Huh.I don't understand the reference. But she
(03:19):
dropped Emily, so there's that era, okay. And Swifties have also speculated
that her ninth album, Evermore,was inspired by Emily Dickinson. It was
not only released on her birthday,December tenth, but the title Evermore.
They think that it references the lastword of Emily's poem One Sister Have I
in her House because the last wordis forevermore, and then her album was
(03:43):
ever More. People think there's aconnection to that. Do you think there's
like a warehouse somewhere and it's justfull of Swifties and they're just fiercely launching
investigations, and it's like all thosepictures of the string to text to each
one so they can desperately find anyconnection to any theory that they may have.
Like I think there's like a commandcentral hub somewhere and there's just like
(04:04):
people just furiously typing away and thenconnecting strings and like launching the biggest investigation
ever Exactly, the FBI and theCIA should they should only hire swifties.
Why haven't they that yet? Thereare so many unsolved mysteries the Swifties could
handle. That's seconds. They're likeinvestigative skills, like no, no bounds,
(04:26):
Like what are we doing? Hirethem? That should be on your
resume, Graham, what do youhave? Also, they have an incredible
amount of free time. I don'tknow they do. I know, like
who or you have that kind oftime to do that? But you,
guys, Meta is down. Thisis not a drill. Meta is down,
Facebook, Messenger, and Instagram worldwideoutage right now affecting now different news
(04:50):
Outlet's say hundreds of thousands of people. I think it's everybody. Do you
know anybody that has access to thisstuff? And they say it's a worldwide
outage. Now, a lot ofthese outed monitors on online down to Detector
and these other ones, they reportwhen people report to them that their thing
is down. So when we hadthat at and T outage, it's like
this is affected fifty thousand people.Well there's a lot more than that.
(05:12):
It's just fifty thousand people that wentand reported that their attsn't working. So
the number is way higher. Soright now, hundreds of thousands of people
have reported that their Instagram isn't working, or I've been logged out of Facebook
and it won't let you log backin, which is what I just checked.
I only check Facebook for one thing, to see when people's birthdays are,
and so if you have a birthdaytoday and you'll get a text for
me, I'm sorry. A Facebook'sdown. Facebook's down, but yeah,
(05:36):
Instagram down as well. No knowncause for the outage. I'm sure Zuckerberg
is scrambling around furiously pulling his hairout, trying and thriving. Right,
Yes, that's correct, because everybodyis going to Twitter to see and confirmed
that. Yes, Instagram is down. So I'll save you the trouble of
trying to remember what you're logged intoTwitter is to check there, because that's
(05:59):
what that's all that's trending over there. Yes, we're experiencing a worldwide outage
of meta. Do you think there'sbeen like a hack? You never know
what, you never know, becausethe worldwide outage that sounds really serious.
That's pretty big one. I meanat and T chalked theirs up to,
you know, some sort of codingerror when they're updating their protocol. You
know, like we don't know,so we'll have to wait and see.
(06:20):
Wow, okay, anything else?Graham, Yeah, Happy Super Tuesday,
everybody. Sixteen states across the nation, including us here in California, are
all holding their presidential primaries today,So get out and vote. Voters in
California say, you're also, inaddition to the presidential primary primary, excuse
me, you're gonna be able tovote on a couple of things primary voting
(06:40):
for our states. Next US senatoris going to be there. We're going
to be filling the seat left vacantby the passing of Dinna Feinstein Megan Markle's
name. I did not see theirbeginning. I'm sure you can write that
in the two top vote getters inthat race then make the ballot for the
general election this fall. Voting onthe presidential primary in our state and a
lot of states today is a littlebit less important because unfortunately the nominations in
(07:04):
that race for the two major partiesseem to be pretty set in stone at
this point, which we're not apolitical show, but I will say,
is a shame. We deserve betteroptions than what we're getting. We deserve
better, I's he to say,But get out and vote today because my
number one rule you guys have reallysay this before. You are not allowed
to complain about anything related to politics. If you didn't at least vote agree,
(07:25):
you have to vote all right,Thank you Graham. Next on the
JV Show, I saw this reportthat Gen z Yers are facing a blindness
epidemic, and I'll explain why next
So Jessica Bile has issued a listof rules for Hobby justin Timberlake to follow
while he's out on tour. Sohis tour kicks off next month. We
kind of already talked about how JessicaBil is feeling, which is just extremely
nervous because the last time, ornot the last time, but one of
the last times I were back intwenty nineteen, he was out shooting Palmer
and he was seen ca noodling andgetting all cozy with one of his co
(00:23):
stars off camera. There was therewas hand holding, they were very couplely
looking. So Jessica Bil has madeit clear should he mess up again or
humiliate her, it's over. Soapparently she's given him like a set of
rules, not a long list,just a couple of things. Let me
know what you think about that onedon't cheat, Yeah, and then that's
rules one through ten. They're allthe same, don't cheat. Well.
(00:46):
She says that he's got to checkin with her every night before bed,
and she has to be able toreach him whenever she wants, no excuses.
I think it's very reasonable. Ithink it's very reasonable given what happened.
I'm surprised she's not. If itwas me and I was her,
I'm going on tour with you.I don't care whatever it takes. I
do wonder if they didn't have kidstogether that she has to look after she
(01:07):
she might do that. I don'tbelave in the kids behind himself following you
on tour to make sure you don'tdo it again justin. Timberlake also has
to agree to not going out andpartying or drinking after shows. That might
be the tougher, but again,I think it's a reasonable ass. It's
a reasonable ass. But that onehurt Timberlake to his cores, not even
(01:30):
what I think. What And thenagain, anything that's going to humiliate her,
that is the last straw. It'sdone. The source says that Jessica
believes in second chances, but notthird Okay, okay. Do you think
he's gonna be able to follow theserules? Yep, I think so.
I don't know about drinking, that'sgoing to be tough. That one's also
(01:53):
easy to hide. She didn't sayno drinking in your hotel room by yourself.
She said you couldn't drink before youthat's true, but you know the
parties, you know the parties thatare being to offer to you while you're
out on your tour and your nameis justin Timberlake. I know, guys,
when if the party comes to you, is that she's going to be
(02:13):
facetiming and she's gonna see any betteranswer. Let's breaking rule number one.
All right. So Taylor Swift hasa very very famous distant relative, so
and ancestry posted on the Instagram account. We need to calm down, But
how can we when we have bignews? Renowned American poets Taylor Swift and
(02:35):
Emily Dickinson are six cousins three timesremoved. Oh Jesus, So Swifties are
like, oh my god, thismakes total sense. So I do wonder
if Taylor knew about this connection before, because looking back, there were some
signs, right, the signs arethere. More recently, she announced her
album that comes out next month.It's called The Tortured Poets Department. Oh,
(02:57):
come on proof. Also back intotwenty two, Taylor was accepting the
Songwriter Artists of the Decade award fromthe Nashville Nashville Songwriters Association International, and
she actually referenced Emily Dickinson. Shesaid, if my lyrics sounds like a
letter written by Emily's great grandmother whilesewing a lace curtain. That's me writing
in the quill genre. Huh.I don't understand the reference. But she
(03:19):
dropped Emily, so there's that era, okay. And Swifties have also speculated
that her ninth album, Evermore,was inspired by Emily Dickinson. It was
not only released on her birthday,December tenth, but the title Evermore.
They think that it references the lastword of Emily's poem One Sister Have I
in her House because the last wordis forevermore, and then her album was
(03:43):
ever More. People think there's aconnection to that. Do you think there's
like a warehouse somewhere and it's justfull of Swifties and they're just fiercely launching
investigations, and it's like all thosepictures of the string to text to each
one so they can desperately find anyconnection to any theory that they may have.
Like I think there's like a commandcentral hub somewhere and there's just like
(04:04):
people just furiously typing away and thenconnecting strings and like launching the biggest investigation
ever Exactly, the FBI and theCIA should they should only hire swifties.
Why haven't they that yet? Thereare so many unsolved mysteries the Swifties could
handle. That's seconds. They're likeinvestigative skills, like no, no bounds,
(04:26):
Like what are we doing? Hirethem? That should be on your
resume, Graham, what do youhave? Also, they have an incredible
amount of free time. I don'tknow they do. I know, like
who or you have that kind oftime to do that? But you,
guys, Meta is down. Thisis not a drill. Meta is down,
Facebook, Messenger, and Instagram worldwideoutage right now affecting now different news
(04:50):
Outlet's say hundreds of thousands of people. I think it's everybody. Do you
know anybody that has access to thisstuff? And they say it's a worldwide
outage. Now, a lot ofthese outed monitors on online down to Detector
and these other ones, they reportwhen people report to them that their thing
is down. So when we hadthat at and T outage, it's like
this is affected fifty thousand people.Well there's a lot more than that.
(05:12):
It's just fifty thousand people that wentand reported that their attsn't working. So
the number is way higher. Soright now, hundreds of thousands of people
have reported that their Instagram isn't working, or I've been logged out of Facebook
and it won't let you log backin, which is what I just checked.
I only check Facebook for one thing, to see when people's birthdays are,
and so if you have a birthdaytoday and you'll get a text for
me, I'm sorry. A Facebook'sdown. Facebook's down, but yeah,
(05:36):
Instagram down as well. No knowncause for the outage. I'm sure Zuckerberg
is scrambling around furiously pulling his hairout, trying and thriving. Right,
Yes, that's correct, because everybodyis going to Twitter to see and confirmed
that. Yes, Instagram is down. So I'll save you the trouble of
trying to remember what you're logged intoTwitter is to check there, because that's
(05:59):
what that's all that's trending over there. Yes, we're experiencing a worldwide outage
of meta. Do you think there'sbeen like a hack? You never know
what, you never know, becausethe worldwide outage that sounds really serious.
That's pretty big one. I meanat and T chalked theirs up to,
you know, some sort of codingerror when they're updating their protocol. You
know, like we don't know,so we'll have to wait and see.
(06:20):
Wow, okay, anything else?Graham, Yeah, Happy Super Tuesday,
everybody. Sixteen states across the nation, including us here in California, are
all holding their presidential primaries today,So get out and vote. Voters in
California say, you're also, inaddition to the presidential primary primary, excuse
me, you're gonna be able tovote on a couple of things primary voting
(06:40):
for our states. Next US senatoris going to be there. We're going
to be filling the seat left vacantby the passing of Dinna Feinstein Megan Markle's
name. I did not see theirbeginning. I'm sure you can write that
in the two top vote getters inthat race then make the ballot for the
general election this fall. Voting onthe presidential primary in our state and a
lot of states today is a littlebit less important because unfortunately the nominations in
(07:04):
that race for the two major partiesseem to be pretty set in stone at
this point, which we're not apolitical show, but I will say,
is a shame. We deserve betteroptions than what we're getting. We deserve
better, I's he to say,But get out and vote today because my
number one rule you guys have reallysay this before. You are not allowed
to complain about anything related to politics. If you didn't at least vote agree,
(07:25):
you have to vote all right,Thank you Graham. Next on the
JV Show, I saw this reportthat Gen z Yers are facing a blindness
epidemic, and I'll explain why next
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