The Morning Dump 01-06-26

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Okay, So I have two funny things to bring up
for the podcast, and one of them just happened to
here at the very end of the show. And when
we do our what you learned, I write notes the
whole time, and then I tried to formulate that into
something and in this today, the example was the statement
Gimby made about not being able to eat that much meat. Obviously,

(00:36):
obviously there's a connection there to make a joke about,
you know, homosexuality and Gimbi.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Right, And so I went down the rabbit hole.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Of searching for funny gay porn meat names, and I'm
going to read you some of them. And these are
apparently real gay porn names. And there's a genre that
I discovered that I didn't know existed in gay porn.
But these are gay adult movies. And I'll let you
judge at your own will Frisk.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It feels yeah, okay, wrecked damn near killed him into
the lions den, Hey uncut? Okay, Yeah, like a loose
meat sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Greek pete.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
That doesn't sound interesting, just just because if it was
Greek Peter, maybe, but just Greek Pete sounds like a
there's a.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Guy in my hometown, and his name is Pete the Greek.
That's what he goes by.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I mean, I think a lot of people in you know,
South Chicago area go by names like that, uh, super eight.

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And a half, funny.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Uh auto or up with dead people? Oh god, taxi
to the toilet, I don't even know. Short bus.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Okay uh and then I'll say one more and then
locked up.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, that's like women's penitentiary fifteen. What have you seen
it again?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
The sentence is, if you carefully, it's like fish sticks.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
U huh uh. I will never forget. I was God,
I was fucking fifteen at that time. I was doing
a newspaper round in taka Wa, Oklahoma, and my brother
lived in these apartments and he had some neighbors or whatever.
Eddie and Rooster. Those were the guys' names. And I
walk in there because we go in there and party
all the time. We go in there and we'd party

(02:42):
or whatever. That's why I first started smoking pot. The
first time I ever got I was with those two
guys and I go in there and I'm like, they're
watching TV, and I'm like, what are you guys watching?
And no shit, he looked at me and said women's
penitentiary fifteen, pull up a chair and it was it
was a fucking porn. Just two dudes sitting around watching
a porn. So bizarre.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Listen, I have watched porn with you, but only for
a joke, for us to laugh at something. There is
no way ever have not will not sit with a
bunch of dudes and watch porn together.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh you've never done that with your friends.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
No, sit around and be like, all.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Right, whoever gets a boner first loses? No, it's kind
of like pooping. It's a private thing.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah, okay, I don't group and you.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Say it like it's a regular thing for you.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
You know what's happened a couple of times, you know, Yeah,
my senior year we gathered around. It was like it
was fun, all right, boom pop this in see who
gets a boner first? Whoever gets the boner first loses?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
How many times did you lose?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Every time?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
So yeah, he's obviously so because it takes him more
to get a boner. What The part that's weird about
that argument is that you have to look at other
people's penises right while you're trying to also watch a
porn and also be restrained.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know how I know you're gay?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You just get a yardstick?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Is a Catholic This isn't Catholic school.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
You got there?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Oh yeah, no way, that's not a thing that I'm doing.
All right, So, did you know there's a genre of
like gay porn comedy films.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
I didn't either, So I went down this rabbit hole
within two minutes of the show almost ending, and the
list started populating, and then movies like The Birdcade showed up,
which is a gay comedy, but also.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, it's a gay comedy.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
The whole basis of the movie is homosexuality and their
child who is dating somebody.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Heterosexual. Yeah, but it's not a porn no.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I agree, But I can't say that of these other
ones like Torch Song Trilogy, Jeffrey In and Out is
on here, which is a really good movie if you've
ever seen it, about a teacher, beautiful thing, Edge of seventeen. Gee.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I have not heard any of these movies except The
Bird Game.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
But I'm a cheerleader. Nine dead gay guys. Well that's hilarious.
Eating out another gay movie. Okay, these are I didn't
know this even existed, But nonetheless, So there's that, and
then there is a list of these are real porn

(05:28):
movies that spoofed real movies. So the porn came first,
and then no, no, no, the real movie came first, and
then they made a porn as an example.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm Scooby Doomy.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Right, I've seen the Madams Family for sure. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Shaving Ryan's privates? Yeah, spread legged freaks?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
What's that? A playoff of.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Eight legged freaks? Something I don't know. On Golden Blonde.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
A Golden bond, sex caliber okay, six degrees of penetration,
Edward penis hands.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
That has to be hilarious.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Not as funny as a foreskin gump, the bear Winch Project, okay,
Romancing the Bone, goodwill humping okay, Willie Winker in the
Fudgebacking Factory, Rambone all right, Dawson's crack, Oh, poor James Van,

(06:38):
I know, pulp friction okay, forrest hump, White men can't humph?
Playmate of the Apes okay, poke my hauntess, that's funny.
Shindler's fist, Oh god, all of you get this this time?

(07:02):
Harry Squatter and the Sorcerer's Bone, the Wizard of Oz,
the Firm.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Oh good, you didn't have to change that one at all.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
So there's those, and these are movies main I did
all this within like us inn in that segment during
the commercial break to US coming Back, I found all
this stuff, mainstream movie titles that could easily work as
gay titles. Deep Impact, oh for sure, Daddy's Home Too, Yeah,
Toy Story okay, yeah, Home Alone, Straight out of Compton, Yeah,

(07:42):
The Midnight Meat Train okay, Pacific Rim okay, Lord of
the Rings blow ye, Enter the Dragon, oh yeah, Gold
Member okay, easy, yes, Twelve Angry Men, Unbreakable, The Blob

(08:07):
Step Brothers, Oh God, Dirty Harry, Sure, Dirty Harry, thirteen
going on thirty.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
That's awful.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
Driving Miss Daisy Inside Llewellyn Davis. It's a great movie
if you've ever seen it. All those isn't that crazy?
So that's there's that. But then there's this thing that
I told Lindsay about, and this headline is amazing. The
Federal Health Department has now endorsed at home pap smear.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Excuse me, I'll read the story to you.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
For those who don't know, a pap smear is a
highly invasive process that women have to go through to
have their cervix tested. And the way it works is
they put a device inside the vagina and scrape the cervix. Yeah,
crape it, scrape it. Yeah, it is insanely painful.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
No, it's not insanely painful, it's not at all. What
is what is? So the painful part is the clamp
that they put foresips.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, when they spread you wide open.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's it's kind of like when you when you put
a what do they use to put your car up
to change a tire?

Speaker 2 (09:27):
A jack jack.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
That's what it feels like.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Like they're just got a lot of jacks on you.

Speaker 4 (09:31):
Now, they're just like jacking open your vagina. That's what
That's what it feels like. Those clamps, and they're cold
and they're uncomfortable and it makes you cramp.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Yeah, well, less you get the warmer so question you
say it's not that bad, I have no idea. I
can't even relate to it in one not even the
foresip part.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Reason number sixty three one glad I'm a gay.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Right, you didn't need the apple, do But my question,
because you said it's not that bad, so the first
time you ever had to have one, it ended you went.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Not that.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
It's just invasive and you're just uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, I can't imagine it's great, right, But to hear
you denounce it as it's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
It feels crazy, it doesn't hurt, it's not painful.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
I really got to that point. A man came up
with that idea one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
There's no listen, go down the rabbit hole of things
women have to go through at a gynocologist that are
completely unnecessary, like all of it. Not saying they there
aren't some things that are necessary, but to have to
go through it constantly, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
But the fact that the government is saying you can
do this at home is fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, well, hold on, I haven't even read the story.
You don't even know the details yet. Let me read
the story.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Health department is endorsing at home alternative to the pap smear.
The Health Resource and Service Administration says a self collected
vaginal sample is acceptable. The at home kid has been
found sensitive enough to detect the presence of human papaloma virus,
the primary cause of cervical cancer as it and is

(11:02):
mailed back to the lab for analysis. It's believed the
self collection could be particularly helpful for women who live
in rural communities without local access to a gynecologist.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
I don't necessarily see a problem with this because then
at least you're doing it yourself, you're a little more
comfortable as opposed to having a dock down there with
his minor fucking hat on, you know, digging around down
in there.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
I see what you're saying. Who's gonna fucking do it?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
You are?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, hear me out. I'm
not listen. I have zero opinion on this. This affects
me absolutely zero. But you already put a tampon inside
your vagina. I don't see what the big thing is
about putting a Q tip to get a sample.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Because you're not ever gonna get up there far enough.
There's a reason why they put the clamps in you
so they can get in deep enough.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
No moment.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
No. The reason they do the foresips is because that's
the way it's always been done. They think you have
to scrape the cervix to get the cells to do this,
and they have created a new way to do it
where it isn't so, which you've complained about invasive.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Remember COVID tests. Really shove that cotton swap so far
up that you know, that's the only thing I can
think of. But at the same time, you could COVID
test at your house. You just have to shove that
sit right up your nose.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
No one does that? Who does that?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I mean we did it when we had to go
to town like that was a thing.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
But did you do it far enough up like the
doctors are doing.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Now?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
See this as classic fucking woman. It's invasive.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
And then someone comes tries to come up with a
better idea and you're like, well fuck that, that's dumb too.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
And you're like, well fine, where do you want to
go to eat?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
For fox sees the point? So who would you rather?
Would you rather the doctor? Would you have your man
help you? I think personally at least me, if I
was getting my pap smeared, I would have my partner
do it for.

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Me because I want it done right.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Again, here they have instructions.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Again you're going to what you know right, which is
the cervical scrape. And that's not saying what this is.
This is saying that a sample from the vagina is acceptable,
so you don't have to go so deep in the
right that's you made that assumption a little bit of badge. Okay,
see that's not that bad.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Okay. So then you send it in and it's like
it's clear. And then what happens when a year or
two down the road you're diagnosed with cervical cancer. It's like, well,
wait a minute, I did the at home test. Come
on than insurance, and then your insurance says, well, because
when you're diagnosed by your doctor, you're smarter than this,
get it at home. We're not going to cover your.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Ad you're smarter than this. You know that when you
do the test.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
You're only clear when they do the test, right, Okay,
there's all that time that passes.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
Because no, you only have to do a test every
four years.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Okay, so in three years you can develop it, right yeah, right,
That's what I'm saying. So it doesn't matter whether it's
the you do it at home or the doctor doesn't.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
It is this.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
The time goes by, it can develop. It doesn't negate
the test.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
I'm just not gonna trust an at home test.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
Do you make a whole day for that sort of thing?
Get your fucking pap smeared and your license renewed since
it's every four years. No, it just be like I
could get it all done at once. Yeah, that makes.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Sense, dude, I am.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I have zero opinion on a woman should do with
what a woman should do with her vagina. It is
fucking insane. It is insane. And when you go to
the fact that they have to go and most doctors
that are gynocologists or men just fox with my head
so much.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Yeah, I would rather go to a male.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Fine, that's fine, because a woman's gonna hold you accountable.

Speaker 4 (14:42):
No, because a woman isn't They're not as sensitive. I've
been a couple of female gynecologists that I have been
to have just been bitchy. They have not been sensitive.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Right because they go through it too. And that's my point.
A man can't relate to it at all.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
True and at all that's what makes them more sensitive.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Again, I have no idea. I've never been to a gynocologist.
I'm friends with a gynecologist, but I've never been to
a gynocologist and had an exam by one.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I've been in the room while my wife has one. Yeah,
but it is not.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
I mean the last female gynecologist that I went to
told me that two periods that I was having a
month was normal, regular periods, two of them a month
was normal. And then I got a second opinion, and
the male gynecologist said that's not normal.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
So was he more sensitive because he told you what
you wanted to hear? I don't know, because it is
it is mathematically possible to have two periods in a month,
but it's not healthy. I don't know that you only
say that because this other gynecologist told you that. I mean,
because you already didn't think it was okay. I'm not

(15:56):
saying you're wrong. I'm saying you already thought it wasn't okay.
People do this all the time with medical They go
find a doctor that tells them what they want to hear.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Maybe I just I mean, I didn't know any anyone
else that was having two periods a month.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
You guys talk about it that much?

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Yeah, we do, so weird. Men don't talk about how
many erections they get.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
How many times have I told you any problem I'm
having with my dick? Uh?

Speaker 3 (16:21):
None? Speaking of news, Yeah, yeah, I've got great news.
I'm fucking jizz free.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Whats yeah, right, only only now since the test results winning.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
I came in this morning and I and I uh
and I opened up my emails and they're like, hey,
we got your results. I'm like, oh God, am I
gonna have to take this motherfucker again because I sent
it in over the holidays and I was like, they're
gonna make me fuckingiz and a cup again. This is
like the fucking sixth time I've had to do this, right,
I am tired of jigs and the cups. And I
come back, We've got zero sperms and your jizz fuck relief.

(16:55):
Yeah a lot, Yeah, a lot.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
You've done a lot of things I'm proud of, but
that I'm very proud of for you do it much.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You don't need no fucking surprises. Not that you couldn't
still get one that you don't know about, but.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
The truth, Yeah, it really brings the chances down quite
a bit, so.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
It can happen.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's you.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Men are never absolved from that. No, No, unless you've
never had sex, you've only had sex with one person.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Right, and and even then, but if you're with them,
you know they've had you should know most of the
things they've gone through. Yeah, good anyhow, didn't mean to interrupt.
I was just so excited to share that news. That's
been something I've been worried about for the past I
don't know, since fucking May. I had my besectomy and
here we are January. I'm just now getting yeah to go.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You've tried so hard to do the right thing. It's
impossible to Like, I'm just trying to not have a baby.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's it. No more new life for.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Me, right, Yeah, well, good for you?

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Thanks? Uh anyway, dick problems?

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Did you did you uh use a styrofoam cup or
just like the little medical cup that they give you.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Oh, they gave me the whole fucking kid. It's the
it's like a plastic little fucking cup that you gotta
into and then the liquid that you pull on top
that preserves it or whatever. Okay, because climb, Yeah, because
you're mailing it from Sarre Tolsa to fucking San Francisco.
Literally that's where it's going, right, And they give you
that mail delivery guy for that street is I get

(18:24):
I got to drop it off right because they give
you the box and everything, and it's already pre labeled,
and I got to take it to fucking ups, right,
And I've taken so many of them and they're like,
I'm sure, goddamn me exactly, Like they're just gim mese
fucking jiz sample again. Oh God, I don't want to
handle that one.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
We were watching TV last night and uh a, a
commercial came on for col rectal Mailing Exam yea, and
my daughter.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Was like, what's that?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Why is that box talking?

Speaker 1 (18:53):
And I was like, oh, it's for it's for a
test that you do at home and then mail it in.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
She's like a test for what.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
And I'm like, well, it's for colon cancer. She's like,
what's colon cancer? I was like, well, you know what
cancer is? Yes, So you're calling eat food. It goes
to your stomach through your testines, and then when you
poop it out, it comes out.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
You're calling.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
She's like, okay, I go.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You ready to find out how they determine whether you
have colon cancer via a box. She's like, all right,
I go, you poop in a box and mail it.
She could not stop laughing. I'm sure I'm going to get.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
A call today that.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
On the playground, She's telling all the kids that you
poop in a box and mail it.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Right, or she got caught shitting in a box.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Na, she ain't that kid.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
She's not old enough yet.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
No, she ain't that kid. But that and she's right,
It is so funny we mail that stuff.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
This bizarre. My brother had to do that for his
little exam or whatnot where he got his colon oscy.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I had to do it.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
I'm like, that is so funny. And the same thing
shitting and you're not shitting the whole fucking turd. You're like,
you just got to scrape up just a little bit. Yeah,
fuck all that, you're taking this whole fucking log.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
Yeah, I had to. I didn't. Mine was in a box.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Mine was I had to put this like apron over
the toilet, and then they gave me like a really
poorly made Q tip, right, and then I had to
grab a sample and put it in a tube, and
then I mailed the tube into like a special Why
not just.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Take the poorly made Q tip, shove it up your ass,
whirl it around a few times, and then send off
the Q tip like that.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
I don't know, I've never I've only I've only No,
it's not a good point.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Why is it not?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Why is it not as opposed to shooting on a
fucking apron and then wiping it up. You just take
the Q tip, shove it up your ass, whirl it
around a little bit, and say there you go. There's
no heaven.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
That's how they do it for dogs. They take a
steel sample for dogs.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
So just because you two are fucking con used to
having but something in your asshole, it is a sensitive
area that is very delicate.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
It's a YouTube, and so it's not a man's can
damage your ear, can damage your ear. It's not your butthole.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
It is more your buttthole, the skin around. That's why
certain things that you do sexually are so enjoyable for people.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Isn't such a sensitive area?

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Uh huh. But yet the doctor can go in put
a fucking glove on jelly that motherfucker up, and.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
He's had training. You've had zero just because you watch
some goddamn skin of cure code and watch how to
collect it.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
It's a YouTube video for everything of a box.

Speaker 4 (21:36):
Next time you're getting that exam, go hey, get you
pull some out.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
I didn't find it to be that big of a deal.
I was like this is nothing. I asked my wife
she would help me, and she told me to get bent. Well, no, no,
I'm not helping you.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Would you help her? Uh yeah, it's just.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
You would give a ship.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
He's taking ship.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
There's not much tending it up for my kids or
my wife that I would do. There's like my wife,
she doesn't do vomit r I a while back, I
stubbed my toe and pulled my pinky nail off. Oh yeah,
on my toe, pulled it right off, like was on
the ground like I thought I was having a heart attack,
but it was just my toenail was missing and there
was a lot of blood.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
And my wife's like, are you okay. I'm like, don't
come over here, don't come over here.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
She can't handle oh no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
So I had to ask my nine year old daughter
and she was like I can't look. I'm like okay.
I then had to get my seven year old daughter
and it was like is my toenail because I couldn't
see it right because I was like in my fat belly,
I couldn't see it. So I was like, is it there?
And she's like no. I was like, okay, well help

(22:47):
me find it. Oh great, because I can't have my
wife find it.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Just cleaning one day, Hey found your toenail.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, And so like for the next few days, I
was changing the label on it or the band aid
on it, and I'm like, can you look and see
is it getting infected? And my wife was like, fuck you.
I was like, oh good, I'm glad I'm married.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Mom, mommy, please.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
She was like, take your ass to urgent care. All right,
But there's not why. I don't think there's anything that
that's free that would bother me to do for you.
It's just I just have a high tolerance for that stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah. I don't know, man, Julie, with raw shit, I could.
I can handle the vomit, you know, I'll clean up
your bar for a little bit. But if you're wanting
me to hold your fucking robed her in my hand
while scraping it, I think I'm good.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
I treat it like food you've never had. It just
takes a second, just do it right. Like we went
to Mexico and went to a sushi place and they
served me like this fish marrow thing in the skull
of a fish. It was fucking weird, man, And my
wife was like, I ain't get that shit away from me,
and I was like, gave the other one to the neighbor.

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Guy was sit next to him like cheers and went.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I was like the fuck good And the guy laughed
at me because he could didn't speak English. She was like, aha,
he probably didn't mean for me to fucking eat it.
He just said it there and let me just be
a stupid American. Yeah, but I think that's the same
thing about vomit or poop or whatever.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
You're just like it, just take a second.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yeah, you're not wrong, But if I can get away
with not dealing with it, I will.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
And I am extremely calm and chaotic situations like that.
My wife is, well, I can say this, a fucking lunatic.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
She's the one running around screaming with her hands in
the air.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Technology and that kind of shit. She cannot get everything
else in life. She's calm as be, but those two things.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
M M.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Meanwhile, technology, I'm super calm and chaotic stuff. I'm super
calm and I can see through everything.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
All right. Well, next time I need somebody to scrape
my shit sample, I'm coming to you.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Then, my sister in law sends me crazy gross videos
because I'm like, yeah, that's fun. And I I know
people in first responders and they send me videos. I'm like, ah,
you want to see this, and I was like, get them.
I don't want to see that. So at homes pap smears.
So you get a call for an endorsement, They're like, hey,
we need a female to do an endorsement for at

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home pap smears.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
You're out, I'm really gonna turn away the money.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Huh, Yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
I'll do it at home. Listen, ladies, a.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Vagina, right, says the person who can't put a cue
tip in the pussy. All right, all right, you guys
have a fantastic weeky the New Year Blood Drivers. Next
week we're gonna be with the hard Rock Hotel and
casino obi dot.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Org if you want to reserve your spot. And yeah,
you guys have a great week.