The Morning Dump 05-06-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
I mean, you can check it for yourself. It's right
there on the QT website.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
That's dog shit, you ask me, because a lot of
the texts that came in are the same. The kitchens
haven't always been around, sure, the rollers have always.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Been there, yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
And and as far as I know, those and maybe
they recently changed them and the distribution and maybe now
Quick Trip makes them, you know, their roller items because
they have a fucking kitchen factory and actual legit kitchen, yeah,
like where they mass produce all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I dated a girl who worked there.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
For a while back in the early two thousands, early
twenty anyway. But as far as I knew they they
they order them in bulk, right, just like you to
think fast food. You know, they're not back there cutting
up your fucking French fries, you know, the fucking potatoes
and putting them in there.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Get them out of a box, opened a bag.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Throw them in the fryer. That's what I always saw
when it comes to the QT roller stuff. You open
a box, pull a couple egg rolls out, a couple
of hot dogs, and then put them on the roller.
And anything past this fucking sign here you gotta wait
a little bit longer, because you know they're still cooking. Yeah,
you know, so if they changed it with in the
past ten years. Okay, fine, no, I hear. I'm just
telling you what the website says.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Of course they're gonna fucking tell you that. I want
you to fucking believe whatever. Quick Trip propaganda's fucking keeping
me down. Shit, man, it's another motherfucker. Some people, man,
just don't get it. Okay. I found something on TikTok.
I'm gonna play fun and I actually have two things.

(01:59):
One of them brilliant. The other one might be brilliant.
The first one, I'm a play, might be brilliant, but
also I have a ton of questions. Maybe you've heard
of it before. I don't know, but I'll let you
take a listen.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hey, my name is Summer.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
I'm a freaking I like to fuck on the first day.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
So if you think you can keep up with me
at me one two three eight one two.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
She's making faces and whatever that is pin pals from prison. Yeah,
it's nice to see you and I have the same algorithm.
And it's like probably for more reasons than we want
to admit, but like it is like she's video recording
it in prison on the video phone. It's the fucking
weirdest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, I saw that because it pulls up on my
you page, just like Corbyn's as we're doom scrolling on
the shitter or whatever. I was like, Okay, is this
this has got to be a bait sore thing? You know,
obviously for the attention and the clicks and the likes
and the messages, but like, does anybody actually expect her

(03:08):
to get out and be like, well, you know we've
been pin pals in prison?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well yeah, love after lock up.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah, that's that's great. I'm looking up. I know where
she's at, and I'm going to look up to see
what her crime is. So what I want you to
think about is what crime is it acceptable? Is it
not accepted? On? What is like completely fine? Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
So like say we actually want to hook up with
this gal, and and you're gonna tell us the crime
we got to figure out, Okay, I could deal with that,
or no, this ain't happening okay.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
And and and you're you're like, hey, I'm gonna make
a fucking rund to boise.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Because she's kidding me that you would forgive and you
just couldn't be.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
There, like she's cute? Uh? Could you? Could you let
murder slide? Oh? Probably not probably not child molestation.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
But shoplifting.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I could let shoplifting slide. I could let that slide,
as long as they're not stolen from your partner.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Bad checks.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
If you're writing bad checks out of your own account,
that's on you. Embezzlement, embezzlement, I could let that slide, okay,
because she's stealing it from a major corporation.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, I let that slide. Okay. Oh, Boyce smiling so big.
It's not one you expect. Okay, Like I think we
can all fucking agree. Like murder, I don't know if
I want to that smoke. Embezzlement, fine, yeah, Prostitution, oh no, no,

(05:01):
drug use okay, drug with intent to distribute, I don't know.
I'd be fine with that. I don't know who you're
hanging with exactly, or that's what I would be worried.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Right, depends on the drugs. If it's just weed, all right, cool.
If it's mushrooms LSD, all right cool. If she's fucking
slinging meth, and then I'm out because I've been down
that road before.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
I hear you to me, it's the severity of the drug,
or it's not the severity of the drug. If you're
muling drugs, right, you can't get out of that, right, right,
You're fucked And I don't want to be attached. You're
a life.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
This depends on who you are and how you look
at it, because some people would take that as of
this is a golden fucking opportunity that you know. Yeah, sure,
I've got to shut a kilo of cocaine up my
ass and walking across the border, but I am protected
for life, and I have fuck tons of money to
do whatever I want with.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I think if you get arrested for muling, they take
your money, you don't get to keep it. And so
then you get out trying to be straight and narrow
and whoever you muled for maybe like we don't want
you talking, right or you want to mule again, right, Yeah,
there's a way to live that life.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I've seen enough TV. There's a way to live though.
You just go straight back into it. You go straight
back into it, you know, you don't try to get
out and run the straight and narrow you show and
you prove your loyalty to whatever organization this is, so
you don't rat anybody out because you know that's the
first thing that they're going to do. Well, who were
you muling for? Who are you working for?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Should you be even asking those questions? Right? Well, these
are the police asking what I mean when you're dating, Like, yeah,
you should be like, who'd you mule for? Like, I
don't know if I want to know all that? Don't
ask me about my business.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
It is well known in mafia movies that the wives
never get involved in the men's business.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Don't ask me about it. To be a lieutenant is
not the same as being a mule. I'm just saying
it all starts somewhere. So I'll tell you the crime
she's got. Three I'll tell you the crime, and you
can treat us. If it was a guy, but like
okay or no, okay, grand theft by any common law, larceny, embezzlement, extortion,
receiving stolen goods. So it fell into one of those

(07:12):
problem No, No, I got a problem. I got a problem.
Controlled possession of a controlled substance. No, yes, because now
I know what she's got.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Now I know that she's in for meth or fucking
pills or cocaine.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Cocaine, I might lest slide a little bit.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Yeah, but the meth and the fucking pills, that's bad
fucking news. I've been down that road too many times
and I'm not going down that road ever again in
my life.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
So that right there, strike one, you're out.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Okay, But what if the pills were prescribed matter?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
It doesn't matter, That doesn't mean anything. That is an
attic excuse exactly exactly when you use that excuse in
real life, you're not abusing them, right, If you're a
legitimate person who's using prescribed pills in the manner of
which they were intended, you're not getting yoked up on

(08:11):
that chart.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
That's a true statement. That is a true statement. She
is fucking hustling pills.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Or carrying pills without the bottle option. Yeah, but remember.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
There was a time when you could get them by
prescription and just keep getting them by a prescription and
then you're so addicted.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Absolutely, And that's why I messing with any of that.
I know that it's a controlled substance, and I ain't
fucking with any of that at all whatsoever, because it.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Makes you do bad, you're still being nefarious in the
example you gave.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, yeah, because even then if you like you know
your prescriptions up, you're like, oh no, I know, even
if your leg's still broke.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
More right, it's after you've already healed. But yet you're.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Fucking breaking your leg again to keep getting all that
so anyway.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Or blowing the doctor. By the way, the first one
she gets out twenty twenty six, the one I just mentioned,
she gets out in twenty twenty seven. This next one
she doesn't get out till twenty thirty. Child injury, No,
that's too broad. I don't know injury to.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
Child injury, so okay, child abuse, so child abuse, yeah,
I'll can do that.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
So strike one and two.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
You're done with the controlled substance and you beat your kid, Yeah,
because to me it's that's more than just a spanking.
You don't go to fucking jail for just spanking your kid.
That is legit abuse.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Listen. People make bad choices, right, that is part of life.
We all do it. And you know, I could see
maybe embezzlement or hey I needed to steal get some
diapers or whatever. Okay, controlled substance, listen, time was tough.
I broke my leg. I didn't realize how many I
was taking. Okay, okay, right, bet I beat my child. Whoa, Yeah,

(09:58):
that's not a mistake, that's not a it got out
of control. That's you thought that was okay. Yeah, I'm
with you on that one. You're out. Yeah, that's a definite.
I could probably let the sea I slide.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I can be very short tempered. Never could I ever
hurt my child even with a short temper.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
The injury to child could also be an association to
the other charge, one of the other charges, right, all
this could have gone down at the same time, Yes,
she could. It could have been the controlled substance. Could
have been the kid was in the car, right and
exposing like during a deal or something.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Right, or high on pills, wreck your car, you know,
with the kid in a car. Yeah, so either which way,
you know, just on the surface.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
But wouldn't that have been reckless endangerment of a.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Child that could have been plead out. I mean again,
you can parse these out, but to know what all
of it was in the beginning. But she is in prison, makeup,
she's a seven to eight maybe, yeah, for sure, And
I want you to hear it again, because our.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
The line right there in the very beginning. Let you
know the first date, so you ain't having a first date.
We're going to talk on the phone or send emails
or whatever, and then there'll be a conjugal right.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Maybe which could be the first date? Do you bring
four hours to that? Do you bring dinner? I don't
think you're inspected, right, I don't think you're allowed.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I brought I got a daisy and some Texas roadhouse ship.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
This might be the best idea ever. You date somebody
in prison, you don't ever have to buy gifts, right,
You just gotta put jpe and you only spend. You
don't bring them flowers, You put money on their on
their books.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Happy anniversary, baby, gets you something good, like a Snickers
or something. I know you've been eyeball in that stereo.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
You get your little walkman. I put a dollar on there.
That's going to get you some new makeup, all right.
The other thing I have this might be the best
idea ever.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
How to play pub golf, a game a lot like
normal golf, but instead of actually golfing, you're just drinking
at pubs. First, you and a group of friends, we'll
have to pick nine different bars in a semi close
distance of each other. Each bar will have its own drink.
Maybe one has beer, the next one has wine, the
next one.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Has a shot at tequila. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Each drink at every bar will get a par which
is the amount of SIPs it should take you to
finish that drink. Let's say it's a shot at tequila,
that would be a par one, but if it's a beer,
it's probably more of a par five. Now, the goal
of pub golf is the exact same thing as a
goal of normal golf. You want to have the lowest
amount of points as possible. By the end of the game,
each player will get a scorecard with their name on

(12:44):
it that will also have the name of the bar,
the drink of that bar, and the par for that
drink at the bar, and then right next to that
it'll be their score. So whatever they did at that bar,
however many SIPs it took them to finish that drink,
that's their score for that bar.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
And once you've gone to all nine.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Bars, each player will add up their score and whoever
has the lowest score wins pub golf. And if you
really want to make it a thing. You can even
dress up like golfers before you stupid?

Speaker 1 (13:10):
How genius is this? It's I don't make that at all.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I'm on that shelgorithm.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
I think we should do it. Listen. I don't expect
us to get through nine bars. I'm just being honest.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
I think we could do it.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Here's what's gonna happen. Let me let me get my
little genie ball out here, because we're picking the drink. Yeah, yeah,
we have like.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Two bars though, two shots if you're gonna do nine, no.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
No, let me let me finish my thoughts. All right.
So here's what's gonna happen. Is you're gonna have a
shot or two or whatever. Right, that's a lot, by
the way, Yeah, because you're drinking in a short amount
of time, and then you're gonna get some fucker who's
gonna be like it's just a wine. Yeah, it's beer glug. Yeah,

(14:06):
it's a gin and tonic glug. Ye. Do you see
what I'm saying? Like, huh. People are competitive as fucks,
so they're gonna you're just doing nine shots? Yeah. Yeah,
I used to play this thing in college. I feel
like I've talked about this on the air, Maybe I haven't.

(14:27):
It was called the beast Ball, and it would be
a non descript day. We would just know, hey, beast
balls coming up, beast Balls coming up. We would meet
draw teams. It was a four on four basketball and
it was at the fraternity house, and you knew who
your four team members were, and there would be indications

(14:49):
of when it might happen because the school would try
to shut it down, so we had to be kind
of secretive about it. And they would go, you get
a call beast Ball tomorrow morning, six am. You show up.
Every player shows up with a case of Milwaukee's Best
because it's yes, yeah, and anytime someone scores a point,

(15:10):
you have to chug your beer. We never finished a
tournament ever. No. Sure, you may play some guys who
were ringers, who were really good, but then the next
round they get fucked. Yeah. Yeah, And if you made
it out of the first round and got to the
second round, you could barely walk. You're vomiting the gate.

(15:31):
It never lasted till noon. We were hammered. Yeah, this
feels like the same thing. You're probably right. Oh, it
feels like it's a creative way to drink, for sure.
And I could and you're not like traveling, like, come on, Corbyn,
I'm enjoying my IPA.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Right Right as that guy was talking, I was like,
how could we make that work? I can down a
bloody Mary laggoning fucking nothing, even a double right, even
whatever cocktail, if.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It's a pretty much any cocktail, I can hammer.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
It absolutely, you know, and in a shot that ain't
fucking nothing.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
So I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
It would be very competitive and we would get super
smammered fast.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
But god damn, doesn't it sound like fun? See?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I think that's where it could be a challenge for
some too, because I don't like bloody Mary's. So if
a bloody Mary was on the list where you had
to have a bloody Mary somewhere and you're supposed to
have it and say four drinks, like, it would probably
take me longer than shirt SIPs because I don't like
to drink those.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
So that sure, that's gonna hurt my score then yes,
But the next stop where it's a chardonnay, you go,
I like this, You're gonna drink it in one?

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Now you just had a bloody Mary and a chardonnay. Yeah,
in a short amount of time. Yeah, in the great
it'd be fun. It would basically do the same thing
for the crawl for cancer. Yeah, exactly my point.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
And we make it through, we make it to the end,
to the very last now and is listen as somebody
who's become very much a bystander.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
By the end, it's like what you doing you? Yeah, absolutely,
even though you were collecting bottle caps. That's the best part.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
That is the best part is that the very end,
you don't you don't know how bad you're going to be,
and you may know you may not need whatever.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
I think that's brilliant. Let's make it happen. Take this
to sales, absolutely not. Our problem would be how do
you found nine bars close to you? Yeah? Yeah, because
you don't want people driving. Oh that's easy. Yeah, nine
bars downtown, go ahead, nine bars near each other. So
we've got the rabbit Hole, the Max okay, right, reds Arnies.

(17:48):
I'd have to pull the map right, but there's at
least nine. I'll help you faster, Hall Faster, the Bowling Alley,
uh huh, right, huh, the dust Bowl. Yeah, so that's it.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
Let's see here is the first shop, still saying nope, Okay, Juniper, no.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Fine dining restaurant until four thirty. You're not going in
there like a fucking asshole. You are. No race.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
By the way, the bars don't have to participate. This
is self created. Absolutely absolutely so. There's at least six
right just in the downtown are sliced. If they still
have that bar next to what about the Cellar Cellar
Dueller or whatever? The place that's not near downtown is that?
I mean it's downtown, but it is closer to the

(18:38):
homeless quick trip? Okay, you know what I'm talking a Yeah,
I know what you're talking about. Uh God, because I
swear I know. There's plenty.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
I know Elgin Park. Okay, there's another one that's still.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Uh fucking Kazes Kazes, Yeah, kaz Nellies mcnelly's. Look at that.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
We've I've never heard Okay, yeah I have, Yeah, I
have heard of that. Yeah, there's at least nine bars.
Uh don't they have?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
What is it? YBr Is that still a thing? The
yellow brick road that's over on fifteenth. Oh, that's on
I kN there was. Yeah, there was you know a
gay bar down fucking the Majestic. It's not open till
like nine, who says we have to do this in
the afternoon. If I'm doing this, I'm not doing it.

(19:29):
My wife is out of town and her flight was
delayed leaving, and so last night she didn't get into
where she was going till like eight thirty at night,
and they were going to eat dinner and bro I
was going to bed, fun good night, Yeah, and she
I talked to her this morning. She they took their
luggage to the restaurant, really and then they went to

(19:53):
a bar with their luggage in toe. I was like,
what are you doing? She's like being social. I'm like, fuck,
I'm getting out. Motherfuckers. They didn't check into the room
till like midnight. I'm like this, fuck ye crazy. All right.
So if I'm doing it, we ain't doing it at Nagin,
all right. So here's what we Arena Pub Arnies hold on.

(20:16):
Arena Pub is by the b Oka.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yes, we could start on Boulder and go bar forty six.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
You're just stomping on gimpie. He literally was just starting that.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's okay, I'm just going down the list of downtown bars,
so Arena Pub and.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Then they just have to be close to each other, right,
You don't want to be green. Scooters are like walking
to the other side of downtown. Do that later. That
can be the Grand Prix. Yeah, the Brook, No, the
Brook is on oh no, no, no, it's by Pac. It's
on the Second. It's on Second Street. So that's sasically downtown.

(20:55):
That's by the Pac. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, So there's going to have to be a little
bit of walking for sure. But I get what you're saying.
You don't want to over extend it. You don't want
to walk down to fifteenth Street. No, you don't eleventh
or something like.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
If we got to do fucking ten thousand steps to
do this, that fucking sucks. Best comment, by the way,
how's this different from regular golf? Right?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Because oh, oh my gosh, enter circles down there as well.
That's another downtown bar a little bit further, I guess,
but because it's over there by the canes.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Yeah. But I uh a friend I was at a
birthday party and a friend of mine and he's playing
in a golf tournament this weekend, and it's called the wingman. OK.
And if I understood it correctly, whatever you can't drink,
your wingman has to drink. And so oh yeah, yeah,
and so like you deliberately, it's like whatever the drink

(21:49):
is on a toll right, right, right, So you get
there and it's like a Gin and Tonic and you
don't like our bloody Marion. You don't like it, you
give it to your wingman. I'm alright with that. It's
sound sounds like you're getting screwed. But if the wingman
might be getting screwed over, let's just say the wing
man doesn't get anything that doesn't sound awesome. No, come on,

(22:11):
come on, come on. I thought you'd enjoy that golf thing. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
I've seen that guy many times because shows up on
my algorithm as well, and it's just like it's.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Tuesday and you gotta drink.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Blah blah blah, And I'm like, wow, I wonder if
he really drinks as much as he.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Promotes on the TikTok for like a group to get together. Okay,
but I don't need a reason to drink. I'm a
grown fucking adult. If I want to get a drink,
I just fucking get one. I don't need to come
up with some contraption right to do that. I keep
seeing that out of the corner of my eye and
it feels bright. So I thought it was the alert, right,

(22:53):
that's why I keep. It's done that more than once today.
All Right, Whether we do the golf thing, I don't know.
We'll see if it's up to us. Probably not right.
If we involve sales, it'll be in Fayetteville and then Muskogee, right,
and you've got to walk and then Hoocha Town places,

(23:13):
then Disney and then we'll have one bar here in Tulsa,
but it'll actually be uh in Sperry because why because
that's how they do it. Let's go. But we love
God love them. Yeah, keep making us money, all right,
So you guys have a fantastic week, and uh we'll
talk soon. See bye bye