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Speaker 1 (00:14):
I have a couple of things that I have been
holding on to for TikTok for our podcast, and I'm
very excited. One of them I'm super excited about because
I've never heard of anything like this, and I'm curious
how common it is because when I saw it and
then I read the comments, apparently it's very common.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But I love watching people do karaoke on.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
TikTok. I think it's really enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So this is a man, He's going to do a
song that we all know.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So we'll listen to that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Song.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Man, I'm sure you've seen this been done a bunch
of times, a bunch of times.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, never done it myself.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
But oh Jully bro Oh, I'm all about Joey bro Man.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
He looks. The part he sure fucking does.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
To feedback is fantastic.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
This isn't his best work, No, it isn't. Oh no,
if you I've been watching this guy since, hell since
TikTok came around and he started popping. I don't follow him,
but he pops up on my f y p a lot,
and he's got this.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh it's such a crazy I want.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
To say, dad dance and when I say dad dance,
I'm talking like seventies dance. Dance like your dad would
dance or like my dad would dance, right because they're
still kind of stuck back during the seventies or eighties.
And it's a lot of hip gyration and thrusting that
goes with it, you know, not like ooh ooh ooh thrusting,
but like I'm like, he's just kind of just circling
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his slong around, you know, and he's singing around and
dah da da da. And I was just like some
of the songs that he does, he's he's fairly decent.
Ats other ones like that one right there. I'm like,
that's your best word, joy, bro, this is the one
that has the most.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Watch the dance. There's a dance.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's a little bit yeah yeah, damn yeah yeah dad. Yeah,
it's a little bit of put the lotion in the
basket the baskets.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Staring at the camera is weird. He has like a
whole light set up at home and everything. Oh yeah,
he goes all in.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
He got himself a new motorcycle because he's got TikTok famous.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You know.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I don't have the balls. Good for him.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
He's gotten no fox at all whatsoever. He doesn't care
what people think. I don't think he spends a lot
of time in the comments. Maybe he does, I don't know,
but he just he does his thing and he's unapologetically.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah that bike is pretty Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
He just recently got that as far as I know,
not like maybe a couple months ago whatever. But yeah,
he's getting bigger on TikTok and and I think he's
I think he's feeling himself, right, I think he's I
think he's groove. Yeah, well maybe finding it. I think
he's already found his groove. I think he's like gott
in the big Head a little bit. It's kind of well,
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he he thinks he's that his ship don't stink and
he good. And there's there's there's a whole account that
I stumbled across where it's just bashing this guy Joey
really yeah, just fucking hating on him badly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing, man, Like, here's my
opinion on this. Is he good? I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
He's stepping out man, and a lot of people don't
step out exactly and is he a good dude?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I ain't judging whether he's a good dude or not.
And think about this wouldn't be possible. We would never
know who this guy is. He wouldn't get this self esteem,
his mental health wouldn't evolve or whatever's happening right without
It's fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He talk is so wild to me. Man, the amount
of content out there. And here's a guy that you're.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Just like, Okay, sure, there's that guy who's the cook
for uh A sorority house at the University of nerv.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Stay cool, kin or something like that, Okay, And.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He was just a guy. Maybe you do a couple
videos of him cooking food for the sorority house. Looked
like some grateful dead fan. And he got cancer, got
a bunch of started showing up in people's FYP and
I only did with make food and that's all he does.
And now he's got like millions of followers. He's beaten cancer.
He moved into a new apartment. Life is good. Right,
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That's such a wild story to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Me, because of a social media app.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
All because they were like, I can I sing all
the time at the bar? I'll go ahead and throw
that up here.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I give major prompts to Carrie yokerers.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Because there's a lot like Lindsay's fairly decent, right, she's
really good. I consider myself to be fairly decent. Right,
There's other people.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Out there that fucking suck ass.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
They sound like an angel plummeting towards the earth, Okay,
but they don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They get up and they do it anyway.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
And I'm like you, so, you know you suck, but
good for you for getting out there and doing it.
Because there's a lot of people that like, may just
be all right, they're too scared to get up there
in front of everybody is singing. They'll belt it out
in their car, around the house, cleaning or whatever. But
you get that mic in your hand and in front
of the crowd.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Sure, I can't do it. So kudos to all those
that do it, I kind of think.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And certain people that do karaoke do it because they
they that's their I don't know, it feels a little
ego driven, okay, right, Some they're good and they just
like singing. And the ones that key right, the ones
that can't sing, and they get up there, I'm like,
good on you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Man, yes, no, sing yes, do it doing lady?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Too many people get scared and I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Have you not stumbled across Chit yet?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It feels familiar? I can't remember everybody. Yeah you you
know Chit if you've seen Chit one.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
The iconic line do it lady is It's stuck in
my fucking head ever since I've seen him for the
very first time, and it made it cracked. It's kind
of like an office, you know the TV show of
the Office, where it's kind of shot like that. You know,
we're talking to one person, then we pin over here
and we look over so it's kind yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's kind of shot like that. But he's such a
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quirky and awkward guy.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You know.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
He's like one episode he was like, uh, he's on
the phone talking with customers or whatever, and it's like
he's doing it right now, and it shows his socks
and it says, I'm farting right now.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You know.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
It's it's it's funny. I'm surprised that you you haven't.
If if, if you haven't stumbled across it yet, you
should go down the Chit rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Fucking cracks me up every time.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's I think this is a famous comedian that does this.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah, I think you're right, because I did, like read
a bit of an interview we had on USA today,
and this is like a new thing that he's starting,
and it's really it's really taken off. Yeah, I think
so it is do a lady, okay on your birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So here's the other thing that I came across that
I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's a poop knife. Do you know what a poop
knife is?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I think we have talked about this.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We have.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
We have yet We've had a listener actually text in
and say that his family had a poop knife and
I thought it was the most disgusting thing ever. Yeah, Like,
they make special ones. But I guess if you want
to use a butter knife at your mama's drawer, you
could do that too.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They I don't remember this conversation they made. That's not
a big deal, by the way, because I don't remember
wht shit.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They make specific items called poop knives.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Google it up. You can find it on Amazon.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Most of them are like a hard silicone substance so
they wash easily. It's clearly not a knife. That you're
going to be used to spread mayonnaise or peanut butter
and jelly on. But they have see there you go
poop knives, poop knives and apparently I mean, I'm not
trying to stomp on anything here that you got going on.
But if if you ship like a lumberjack and you
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gotta it ain't gonna go down all the way you
grab the old poop knife and you fucking cut it
in half.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Up in pieces. That's so gross. It goes down the
toilet for the people that aren't healthy. Your food isn't
you're not eating correctly whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't know that if you're taking a good, healthy
ship like.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
That, No, nope, Number Jack, I don't know think a
turd should ever be the size of my forearm.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Listen, they have, they haven't changed and ship they what
the fuck are you saying, Paul Bunyon, is it real? Well,
but just big people the rock, Big people take big ships.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yes, listen to me. They perfected the toilet. It hasn't changed.
The design hasn't changed, and that hasn't changed because there's
no reason to change it. Yeah, but how many.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Times have you ever had a turd that's so big
it ain't going down sure, and that's where the poop knife. No,
you just flush again. That's a waste of water, that's
what five gallons down. It's a waste of a knife.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
But because what you're doing is you're not cleaning the
knife off and even if you are, you're not really. Yeah,
that's why I say, you don't put it back in
the drawer. You need no, no, no, this Look at
this person. It just stays in the bucket. They have
a bucket on.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
The back of the that's disgusting.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I'd come across the TikTok since we're talking about poop knives,
that there's a family out there that they have the,
for lack of better term, a shit sponge, and it's
what everybody uses. Everybody in the family uses the same
shit sponge. And it's a sponge on a stick and
they keep it like in like vinegar.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Or some shit.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
So that way, she says, you don't have to wash
it out, you know, you just keep it soaked in
the vinegar or whatever, and you have to change the
vinegar out like once a week or some shit. And
I thought that was the most disgusted it. They fucking
clean your eys with it. Okay, here it is take alf.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's also known as sponge on a stick. It's from
ancient Roman times. Academics disagree as its exact use, but
its primary sources are vague. It has traditionally been assumed
to be a type of shared anal hygiene utensil used
to wipe after defecating, and the sponge cleaned in vinegar
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or water, sometimes saltwater. Other research suggest it was most
likely a toilet.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Brush, like you would clean your toilet with. Correct, that's
what it looks like. Yeah, this gal was all about it.
Everybody in my family uses the same shit sponge.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Roman philosopher Seneca the Younger reported that a German gladiator
died by suicide with a sponge on a stick. According
to Seneca, the gladiator hid himself in the latrine of
an amphitheater and pushed the wooden stick deep into his.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Row throat.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Oh god, oh god, it was by dookie.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
What in the actual fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
People are wild? Wild? Yeah? I would like to think
that this woman was only making this up okay for TikTok,
but I know no.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Shit stick is a thin stick or steak or stick
used instead of toilet paper for anal hygiene, and is
a historical item of material culture introduced through the Chinese Buddhism.
In Japanese Buddhism, well known example is in a Watau
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or a Gangang, which in which a monk asked what
is Buddha and the master answered a dry shit stick.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
All of a sudden, my juicing does not say so bad.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
People.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
People have used many different materials in the history of
antal hygiene, including leaves, rags, paper, water, sponges, corn cobs,
and sticks.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Fucking corn cop That's where the term get the corn
cop out.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Of your That feels like an actual logical thing to use.
If you know what a drag corn cob looks like. Y, Yeah,
it looks like it would hurt, but it would get only.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
The first few times it would get the ship up
for sure.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Ah, the good old days, the good old days where
everybody in the family shared the same ship stick.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Thank God for the inventure of toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
But day toilet toilet paper is so weird. I don't mind.
My wife. We were on vacation. My wife was like,
where you've been.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm like, I just smearing shit on my ass because
That's all you're doing is you're smearing shit.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm surprised when you have mud on your arm you
don't wipe it. But you can? Can't You request be
days in hotel rooms, not on a cruise ship. Oh
you can't even have a You can't even have a
hair dryer.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
You have to use their hair dryer. I'm surprised you
didn't bring wipes with you, like wet wipes.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Of course, So what are we complaining about.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I have an issue with the wipes, to be honest,
to slick for you, they're pretty thin.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, that's fair. More than one play.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I could say something really gross on why I don't
like knowing my body temperature when I do that? You
know what I'm saying, right, I'm a court loop. Yeah
it's a little much.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I understand. I understand, but got to pass. I gotta
do is what you guys to do?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
For some people, you know, that's all they use is
just the wipes, and some people like you, use just
a bidet unless you are forced in a position.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, I'm traditionalists. I'll stick with my toilet paper. I
don't mind. It's it's all good.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You still haven't bought a bidet.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Fuck no, he's not spending that month twenty seven.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
You know what I could spend twenty seven dollars on
besides a fucking booty spray.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Come on, the pink cream you've got rubbed on your
fucking face, right, my fucking war paint.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Seven dollars. But you know what, Hey, listen, clay Man,
I don't itch. That's the fun thing. I don't. Hey,
when does mad Max three come out?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
I was slathering myself up this morning with all this
pink cream, and I was just.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I thought it would dry right and become invisible. Now
they dried and made it worse.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hey, did you fall on the way in?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Hey tell the teacher we're ready to put our pottery
in the urn.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Well, you know, I'll come over there and fucking rub
my boys and ivy.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
All over.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The dick so hard. Yeah, who's pink man now? Motherfucker?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Seriously, it's not contagious now I've done the research center.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Like, no, once you you know the oil's off of you,
you just have a rash. It's not contagious. I'm like,
what fucking sucks?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
All those times as a kid getting boys and ivy.
They go up there and you're like, no, keep.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It away, I don't want it. I could have on
is it? Is it your week with your girl?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, that's why you do the research exactly, because yeah,
just she's no dummy though, area. Yeah, just like, get
that ship better before you bring the funk.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Over here, totally clearness up, just in case, because we
don't need to itchy crutches in that we're both just
sitting around on the couch watching TV, rubbing like fucking
wolverines right here.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Hey, you've lived that life? Yeah right there? Hey passed there.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah, you only want one person on fucking antibiotic
in that house at a time, right, That's how you
keep passing it back and forth, right right.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
God damn.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I was telling Gimpy yesterday I was gonna mow my yard,
and uh, it looked fine outside, and I mowed a
little of this little patch area, mowed that first, and
then made one big stripe in the front yard and
it just started pouring and I was like, it's fine.
I could see blue skies. I was like, this isn't
a big deal. And I went around the front of
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the house and it was getting more heavy. I was like, shit,
So I went ahead and pulled in the garage and
now I can't even see like to the street.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's raining so hard.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I was like, well, I'll just go inside, get a
glass of water or whatever, because again, it was blue skies,
or at least I could see blue skies right, And
it rained half an inch and twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Damn, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I mean, I got standing water in the in the
drainage ditch, and I'm like, well, I guess I'm not
mowing now, right, Nope, take this time to enjoy the
So I've got this one stripe down the middle of
my like an inverted mohawk, and I'm on a corner,
so like, everybody walks by my house and you get
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I'm that guy.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
He're that guy. Everything else is nice and tallics the
one strip that one? Yeah, rip, yep.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
I made a deal with the neighbor kids. Yea, the
rain of kids that live next door to me, because
they're young, right, eighteen to twenty two I think is
the range. There's three of them that live.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
There, and they don't have a mower, right, they don't have.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
A mower, and it fucking gets tall and I was
just like, hey, guys, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'll make you a deal.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I'll mow your lawn every time I mow my lawn.
Thirty bucks. Right, that's ten dollars ahead for each of them.
That's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And so I was doing the same thing.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
If I can go over there and I mowed my
front lawn, mow their front lawn, go over there to
mow their backyard.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Luckily it was in the backyard and there's a fan.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
You can't see nothing because why lawnmower died, ran out
of gas, great, fill it back up, didn't want to
start starts pouring down rain. So I got a half
assed job in their backyard that I had to take
care of.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And they're m f well, they're they're gosh golly, and
you Yeah, I don't know if they are not.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
But I mean eventually got over there and got it
finished up and paid or whatnot. But it's the fact
I'm glad it was in the backyard so I didn't
look like you with a hash shaved fucking lawn. Yeah,
you know, but I guess I shouldn't care. It's not
my lawns cares if it looks stupid these guys. That's on,
that's on them.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
My neighbors must think I'm weird because when I mow,
like I'm covered head to toe. I have a stupid
son hat on.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Oh you're one of those. Yeah. I get long sleeve
shirts and everything huh yeah. Yeah, and face covering okay, because.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't want to mind. I don't want all the
allergies in my nose. Okay, messes me up.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
So do you wear like the white mask, like the
COVID mask, or do you just put like I wear
a Gator Okaya.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
It looks like a neck thing, but you can pull
it up over your head.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You can just use it as a headband. You can
pull it up like you're gonna rob a bank.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Gater's the brand. Yeah yeah, a lot of guys wear them, honey.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So that's the difference between you and me.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Man, you're out there fucking head to toe covered, me
fucking shorts and crocs.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's it. Yeah, I got my shirt up. I'm totally exposed.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The mowing not a big deal, right, But when I'm trimming,
or as Lindsey reminded me, because my dad called it,
this weed whacking, Yeah, Uh, it does, fling everything around,
and I don't I don't need it all over me.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I understand.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
I just hose it off with the hose before I
go inside, So I'm not tracking.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Grass in there, just tracking water in now dirty water.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I sit outside and dry off a little bit. Gives
me time. Stroll TikTok, watch for Joey bro or you know,
smoke a cigarette, smoke cigaret. I don't smoke cigarettes. So well,
I mean you can drink it drinking.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Well, you sit there and drying a yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
At the lawn, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Who does the Okay, you've got fake grass in your backyard, right,
but the front yards natural?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So who does the mowing?
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Then?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Marcus?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You get the yes.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
And right now he is teaching the twins how to
use the.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So hoping you would say the Australian. Yeah, teaches the Australian.
Maybe maybe, Hey, he lives in that house, he's now
his son. He can go his ways.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
But it's however, Marcus wants to do it because that's
his that is his job, that's hisn and he takes
pride in it.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Who did it before before your slave labor kick down?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Either Kevin or myself I actually enjoy cutting the grass,
but not that much. I haven't done it in years,
because how long has he been doing it?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Since he was could walk twelve? How old is he now?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
He'll be fifteen next week.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So three years.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, a couple of years, And that makes sense. That's
about when I started mowing lawn.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I think he.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Started using the trimmer when he was twelve. He may
have started mowing when he was eleven.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Yeah, that trimmer is another deal. Yeah, that's a whole
other beast. You get too close to your legs, you fucking.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Stuff rocks like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I told my daughters in the next year, so she's
gonna start mining.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
My dad never would let me mow the lawn.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
We wanted to look.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, he was very prideful in it and and I
was like, I can totally do it if you just
teach me, though. I mean he was like his lines
were like one line was dark and one line was light,
and it was very pristine, and I thought I could
do that, And he never did teach me, and I
would always try. I never did figure it out, but
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I always took pride in it too.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Whenever I did ride subjective though, yeah, yeah, I'm not
saying you didn't take private.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
We in our old neighborhood, we did have lawn awards, sure,
and I won one time and I thought, oh my god,
it was the best day ever.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Like, wait, one would you win nothing? You get a
sign in your yard.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
And I yeah, I mean fuck that. It was just
a you know, a sign in your yarn. But whatever,
I was.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Like, I did it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I thought my dad would be so proud. I won
lawn of the month. I thought it was so cool.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
But I thought, you know, hell, I could have been
doing this as a kid too, But yeah, it was.
It was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Do you do you you live in a fancy neighborhood corp?
Do you guys?
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I don't want to say compete for the best line.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
I guess try to keep up with whomever. Like let's say, no,
guy across street modess lawn and.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You're like, a fuck, I got a mo my line?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No, I mean I I I probably I try to
go no more than four days d in the summer.
But no, I don't give a shit. I'm not trying
to the guy across the street. Him and his wife
are pretty retired. I'm not not competing with that.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
They got nothing else.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Hey the lady, the lady next to them retired. The
guy next to me that him and his wife are awesome,
and he'll mow for like fifteen minutes and then that's it.
And then the next day he'll move for fifteen minutes
and that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Wow and yeah wow, Yeah, I'll get it all done
at once. Yeah, I agree, but you know you do it,
you can. Yeah. The guy across the street is retired.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
His wife's works and he's at the lake three days
a week, so he'll show up and mow and then
he he scrapes it like he's like, I don't want
to have to mow for a while.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, I whatever. I just realized, you
live in a retirement community. I definitely, I definitely live
I don't live in retirement community.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I just there's there are some people that have lived
there a long time.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Right right, that happened to be retired. Yes, yeah, yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
My neighbor on the other side, not retired, across the street,
not retired. Right across the street from them, not retired.
The neighbor we are friends with down the road, he's
a fighter jet pilot. He's not retired, right, so he's
gonna retire, but he's younger than me.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
If he got to go, he's a fighter pilot. Yeah,
you can do this. Yeah, I think he's dealt with
enough in his life.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, yes, he flies for a major airline too, but
they have to let him. So he got hired on
went on his military break. So he's earning seniority and
but he's working out his contract. It's brilliant, it's brilliant.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It just seems like the more you talk about there's
a guy across the street that's retired.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Here's a guy next to me that you sound like retirement.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
There are some people, well, you know, a community than
a home though, right, not everybody, right, I don't know.
I don't even call someone to wipe my ass, right,
make my bed, turn on cartoons, playing games?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Right, Dinners at four sounds amazing like clockwork. Lights out
at nine?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What are the pickle ball court?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm doing that. I'll watch right, I'm doing that.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
You're doing it wrong, you know it all up, Margaret.
We're gonna play chess today.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So my I've been looking for this place for my
mom that to like does activities people that are older
and so I found this place and in their description
it's all people.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
When you turn fifty as elderly, so like, so you're
right by the way. My mom's seventy seven. So I'm
like looking this thing up. I'm like, okay, this is interesting. Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
They have a like a clubhouse type of place. You
pay a membership fee. They have activities every day. They
plan field trips twice a month. Like it's it's really cool.
Sounds like a great place. Yeah, but it's like when
you turn fifty and planning act to it and I'm like, hey, yay, hey.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Hey, not everything dies at fifty. Yeah, settle down.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Isn't there? The is it the Purple Hat Society or
the Red Hat Society?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't talking about women.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
My grandmother was in it. Yeah, Purple Hat Society for ladies.
That is, it's a group of women who get together
and then they go it might be the Red Hat Society.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, Jesus Christ, what color is on your mind?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
They go to like they join once a month and
they Red Hat Society society it's the yeah, but then
they but they also.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Wear like purple members fifty and older. Yeah, they're known
as the Red Hatters.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Younger members are known as the Pink Hatters. Oh so
this is like an all ages group. Huh okay, uh yeah,
women fifteen old or fuck.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
And the ones that are crazy or the mad hatters.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, okay, Hey, listen, there is a massive disparity between
fifty and seventy.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Just so we're claire.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh yeah, and I'm not trying to like dog like,
it is what it is, but.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
There's a big difference.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The Red hat Society and it's just for women only.
Huh h yeah, my grandmother.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
And they would have for men, the Elks lodge racket,
the Knights of Columbus, Yeah, the Masons, the golf course.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Right, women are a lot at the golf.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Course some I know, but only if they're serving fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Women can be a part of that too.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
This is that's not this.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, i'd have to say Knights of Columbus or the
Elks or Moose or whatever fucking lodge that you're a
part of. Yeah, we are the loyal Order of the
Water Buffalo. Oh, I'm all about it, man, Fuck it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Why not you get to that age you retire fucking
signed me.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
My uncle, my great uncle, my bad My great uncle
was a member of the Elks in Ohio, and we'd
go in there with him.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
We'd eat, he'd sit around and drink beers with his buddies.
It was a great time. I'm for it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It feels like all those organizations are organizations to get
away from your wife.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm good for that. I'm good for that after fifty
five years. If you're fucking nagging, Jesus, I'm going lodge.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'll be back right, I'm going to the Lotah.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Settled down with all that?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, Let's see, we've got this chance for you
doing this golf cart. If you want to try and
win it, join us when we're out. The next chance
is Friday.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
We'll be out.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
I will be out as scratch indoor golf and big speed.
So google that one's on eleven East DAWs. If you
want to fucking andress, go.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Guys, have a fantastic week, see you see.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bye bye,
I have a couple of things that I have been
holding on to for TikTok for our podcast, and I'm
very excited. One of them I'm super excited about because
I've never heard of anything like this, and I'm curious
how common it is because when I saw it and
then I read the comments, apparently it's very common.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
So we'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
But I love watching people do karaoke on.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
TikTok. I think it's really enjoyable.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
So this is a man, He's going to do a
song that we all know.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
So we'll listen to that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Song.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Man, I'm sure you've seen this been done a bunch
of times, a bunch of times.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah, never done it myself.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
But oh Jully bro Oh, I'm all about Joey bro Man.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
He looks. The part he sure fucking does.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
To feedback is fantastic.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
This isn't his best work, No, it isn't. Oh no,
if you I've been watching this guy since, hell since
TikTok came around and he started popping. I don't follow him,
but he pops up on my f y p a lot,
and he's got this.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Oh it's such a crazy I want.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
To say, dad dance and when I say dad dance,
I'm talking like seventies dance. Dance like your dad would
dance or like my dad would dance, right because they're
still kind of stuck back during the seventies or eighties.
And it's a lot of hip gyration and thrusting that
goes with it, you know, not like ooh ooh ooh thrusting,
but like I'm like, he's just kind of just circling
(02:16):
his slong around, you know, and he's singing around and
dah da da da. And I was just like some
of the songs that he does, he's he's fairly decent.
Ats other ones like that one right there. I'm like,
that's your best word, joy, bro, this is the one
that has the most.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Watch the dance. There's a dance.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
It's a little bit yeah yeah, damn yeah yeah dad. Yeah,
it's a little bit of put the lotion in the
basket the baskets.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Staring at the camera is weird. He has like a
whole light set up at home and everything. Oh yeah,
he goes all in.
Speaker 6 (02:59):
He got himself a new motorcycle because he's got TikTok famous.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You know.
Speaker 7 (03:04):
Yeah, good for him.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, I don't have the balls. Good for him.
Speaker 6 (03:24):
He's gotten no fox at all whatsoever. He doesn't care
what people think. I don't think he spends a lot
of time in the comments. Maybe he does, I don't know,
but he just he does his thing and he's unapologetically.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah that bike is pretty Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:38):
He just recently got that as far as I know,
not like maybe a couple months ago whatever. But yeah,
he's getting bigger on TikTok and and I think he's
I think he's feeling himself, right, I think he's I
think he's groove. Yeah, well maybe finding it. I think
he's already found his groove. I think he's like gott
in the big Head a little bit. It's kind of well,
(03:59):
he he thinks he's that his ship don't stink and
he good. And there's there's there's a whole account that
I stumbled across where it's just bashing this guy Joey
really yeah, just fucking hating on him badly. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing, man, Like, here's my
opinion on this. Is he good? I don't know, but.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
He's stepping out man, and a lot of people don't
step out exactly and is he a good dude?
Speaker 2 (04:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I ain't judging whether he's a good dude or not.
And think about this wouldn't be possible. We would never
know who this guy is. He wouldn't get this self esteem,
his mental health wouldn't evolve or whatever's happening right without
It's fucking wild.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
He talk is so wild to me. Man, the amount
of content out there. And here's a guy that you're.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Just like, Okay, sure, there's that guy who's the cook
for uh A sorority house at the University of nerv.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Stay cool, kin or something like that, Okay, And.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
He was just a guy. Maybe you do a couple
videos of him cooking food for the sorority house. Looked
like some grateful dead fan. And he got cancer, got
a bunch of started showing up in people's FYP and
I only did with make food and that's all he does.
And now he's got like millions of followers. He's beaten cancer.
He moved into a new apartment. Life is good. Right,
(05:27):
That's such a wild story to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Me, because of a social media app.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
All because they were like, I can I sing all
the time at the bar? I'll go ahead and throw
that up here.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I give major prompts to Carrie yokerers.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
Because there's a lot like Lindsay's fairly decent, right, she's
really good. I consider myself to be fairly decent. Right,
There's other people.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Out there that fucking suck ass.
Speaker 6 (05:51):
They sound like an angel plummeting towards the earth, Okay,
but they don't care.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They get up and they do it anyway.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
And I'm like you, so, you know you suck, but
good for you for getting out there and doing it.
Because there's a lot of people that like, may just
be all right, they're too scared to get up there
in front of everybody is singing. They'll belt it out
in their car, around the house, cleaning or whatever. But
you get that mic in your hand and in front
of the crowd.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Sure, I can't do it. So kudos to all those
that do it, I kind of think.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And certain people that do karaoke do it because they
they that's their I don't know, it feels a little
ego driven, okay, right, Some they're good and they just
like singing. And the ones that key right, the ones
that can't sing, and they get up there, I'm like,
good on you.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Man, yes, no, sing yes, do it doing lady?
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Too many people get scared and I get it.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Have you not stumbled across Chit yet?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It feels familiar? I can't remember everybody. Yeah you you
know Chit if you've seen Chit one.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
The iconic line do it lady is It's stuck in
my fucking head ever since I've seen him for the
very first time, and it made it cracked. It's kind
of like an office, you know the TV show of
the Office, where it's kind of shot like that. You know,
we're talking to one person, then we pin over here
and we look over so it's kind yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's kind of shot like that. But he's such a
(07:15):
quirky and awkward guy.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You know.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
He's like one episode he was like, uh, he's on
the phone talking with customers or whatever, and it's like
he's doing it right now, and it shows his socks
and it says, I'm farting right now.
Speaker 7 (07:28):
You know.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
It's it's it's funny. I'm surprised that you you haven't.
If if, if you haven't stumbled across it yet, you
should go down the Chit rabbit hole.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Fucking cracks me up every time.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
It's I think this is a famous comedian that does this.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yeah, I think you're right, because I did, like read
a bit of an interview we had on USA today,
and this is like a new thing that he's starting,
and it's really it's really taken off. Yeah, I think
so it is do a lady, okay on your birthday.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
So here's the other thing that I came across that
I didn't even know existed.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It's a poop knife. Do you know what a poop
knife is?
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I think we have talked about this.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
We have.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
We have yet We've had a listener actually text in
and say that his family had a poop knife and
I thought it was the most disgusting thing ever. Yeah, Like,
they make special ones. But I guess if you want
to use a butter knife at your mama's drawer, you
could do that too.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
They I don't remember this conversation they made. That's not
a big deal, by the way, because I don't remember
wht shit.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
They make specific items called poop knives.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Google it up. You can find it on Amazon.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Most of them are like a hard silicone substance so
they wash easily. It's clearly not a knife. That you're
going to be used to spread mayonnaise or peanut butter
and jelly on. But they have see there you go
poop knives, poop knives and apparently I mean, I'm not
trying to stomp on anything here that you got going on.
But if if you ship like a lumberjack and you
(09:05):
gotta it ain't gonna go down all the way you
grab the old poop knife and you fucking cut it
in half.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Up in pieces. That's so gross. It goes down the
toilet for the people that aren't healthy. Your food isn't
you're not eating correctly whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
I don't know that if you're taking a good, healthy
ship like.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
That, No, nope, Number Jack, I don't know think a
turd should ever be the size of my forearm.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Listen, they have, they haven't changed and ship they what
the fuck are you saying, Paul Bunyon, is it real? Well,
but just big people the rock, Big people take big ships.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yes, listen to me. They perfected the toilet. It hasn't changed.
The design hasn't changed, and that hasn't changed because there's
no reason to change it. Yeah, but how many.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
Times have you ever had a turd that's so big
it ain't going down sure, and that's where the poop knife. No,
you just flush again. That's a waste of water, that's
what five gallons down. It's a waste of a knife.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
But because what you're doing is you're not cleaning the
knife off and even if you are, you're not really. Yeah,
that's why I say, you don't put it back in
the drawer. You need no, no, no, this Look at
this person. It just stays in the bucket. They have
a bucket on.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
The back of the that's disgusting.
Speaker 6 (10:20):
I'd come across the TikTok since we're talking about poop knives,
that there's a family out there that they have the,
for lack of better term, a shit sponge, and it's
what everybody uses. Everybody in the family uses the same
shit sponge. And it's a sponge on a stick and
they keep it like in like vinegar.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Or some shit.
Speaker 6 (10:42):
So that way, she says, you don't have to wash
it out, you know, you just keep it soaked in
the vinegar or whatever, and you have to change the
vinegar out like once a week or some shit. And
I thought that was the most disgusted it. They fucking
clean your eys with it. Okay, here it is take alf.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's also known as sponge on a stick. It's from
ancient Roman times. Academics disagree as its exact use, but
its primary sources are vague. It has traditionally been assumed
to be a type of shared anal hygiene utensil used
to wipe after defecating, and the sponge cleaned in vinegar
(11:19):
or water, sometimes saltwater. Other research suggest it was most
likely a toilet.
Speaker 6 (11:25):
Brush, like you would clean your toilet with. Correct, that's
what it looks like. Yeah, this gal was all about it.
Everybody in my family uses the same shit sponge.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Holy shit.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Roman philosopher Seneca the Younger reported that a German gladiator
died by suicide with a sponge on a stick. According
to Seneca, the gladiator hid himself in the latrine of
an amphitheater and pushed the wooden stick deep into his.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Row throat.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
Oh god, oh god, it was by dookie.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
What in the actual fuck?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
People are wild? Wild? Yeah? I would like to think
that this woman was only making this up okay for TikTok,
but I know no.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Shit stick is a thin stick or steak or stick
used instead of toilet paper for anal hygiene, and is
a historical item of material culture introduced through the Chinese Buddhism.
In Japanese Buddhism, well known example is in a Watau
(12:40):
or a Gangang, which in which a monk asked what
is Buddha and the master answered a dry shit stick.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
All of a sudden, my juicing does not say so bad.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
People.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
People have used many different materials in the history of
antal hygiene, including leaves, rags, paper, water, sponges, corn cobs,
and sticks.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Fucking corn cop That's where the term get the corn
cop out.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Of your That feels like an actual logical thing to use.
If you know what a drag corn cob looks like. Y, Yeah,
it looks like it would hurt, but it would get only.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
The first few times it would get the ship up
for sure.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Ah, the good old days, the good old days where
everybody in the family shared the same ship stick.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Thank God for the inventure of toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
But day toilet toilet paper is so weird. I don't mind.
My wife. We were on vacation. My wife was like,
where you've been.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
I'm like, I just smearing shit on my ass because
That's all you're doing is you're smearing shit.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm surprised when you have mud on your arm you
don't wipe it. But you can? Can't You request be
days in hotel rooms, not on a cruise ship. Oh
you can't even have a You can't even have a
hair dryer.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
You have to use their hair dryer. I'm surprised you
didn't bring wipes with you, like wet wipes.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Of course, So what are we complaining about.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I have an issue with the wipes, to be honest,
to slick for you, they're pretty thin.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, that's fair. More than one play.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I could say something really gross on why I don't
like knowing my body temperature when I do that? You
know what I'm saying, right, I'm a court loop. Yeah
it's a little much.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I understand. I understand, but got to pass. I gotta
do is what you guys to do?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, I get it. I get it.
Speaker 6 (14:30):
For some people, you know, that's all they use is
just the wipes, and some people like you, use just
a bidet unless you are forced in a position.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, I'm traditionalists. I'll stick with my toilet paper. I
don't mind. It's it's all good.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
You still haven't bought a bidet.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Fuck no, he's not spending that month twenty seven.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
You know what I could spend twenty seven dollars on
besides a fucking booty spray.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Come on, the pink cream you've got rubbed on your
fucking face, right, my fucking war paint.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Seven dollars. But you know what, Hey, listen, clay Man,
I don't itch. That's the fun thing. I don't. Hey,
when does mad Max three come out?
Speaker 6 (15:05):
I was slathering myself up this morning with all this
pink cream, and I was just.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I thought it would dry right and become invisible. Now
they dried and made it worse.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Hey, did you fall on the way in?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Hey tell the teacher we're ready to put our pottery
in the urn.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Well, you know, I'll come over there and fucking rub
my boys and ivy.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
All over.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The dick so hard. Yeah, who's pink man now? Motherfucker?
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Seriously, it's not contagious now I've done the research center.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Like, no, once you you know the oil's off of you,
you just have a rash. It's not contagious. I'm like,
what fucking sucks?
Speaker 6 (15:49):
All those times as a kid getting boys and ivy.
They go up there and you're like, no, keep.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
It away, I don't want it. I could have on
is it? Is it your week with your girl?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, that's why you do the research exactly, because yeah,
just she's no dummy though, area. Yeah, just like, get
that ship better before you bring the funk.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Over here, totally clearness up, just in case, because we
don't need to itchy crutches in that we're both just
sitting around on the couch watching TV, rubbing like fucking
wolverines right here.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Hey, you've lived that life? Yeah right there? Hey passed there.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, yeah, you only want one person on fucking antibiotic
in that house at a time, right, That's how you
keep passing it back and forth, right right.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
God damn.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I was telling Gimpy yesterday I was gonna mow my yard,
and uh, it looked fine outside, and I mowed a
little of this little patch area, mowed that first, and
then made one big stripe in the front yard and
it just started pouring and I was like, it's fine.
I could see blue skies. I was like, this isn't
a big deal. And I went around the front of
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the house and it was getting more heavy. I was like, shit,
So I went ahead and pulled in the garage and
now I can't even see like to the street.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It's raining so hard.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I was like, well, I'll just go inside, get a
glass of water or whatever, because again, it was blue skies,
or at least I could see blue skies right, And
it rained half an inch and twenty minutes.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Damn, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
I mean, I got standing water in the in the
drainage ditch, and I'm like, well, I guess I'm not
mowing now, right, Nope, take this time to enjoy the
So I've got this one stripe down the middle of
my like an inverted mohawk, and I'm on a corner,
so like, everybody walks by my house and you get
(18:00):
I'm that guy.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
He're that guy. Everything else is nice and tallics the
one strip that one? Yeah, rip, yep.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
I made a deal with the neighbor kids. Yea, the
rain of kids that live next door to me, because
they're young, right, eighteen to twenty two I think is
the range. There's three of them that live.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
There, and they don't have a mower, right, they don't have.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
A mower, and it fucking gets tall and I was
just like, hey, guys, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
I'll make you a deal.
Speaker 6 (18:26):
I'll mow your lawn every time I mow my lawn.
Thirty bucks. Right, that's ten dollars ahead for each of them.
That's not that bad.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And so I was doing the same thing.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
If I can go over there and I mowed my
front lawn, mow their front lawn, go over there to
mow their backyard.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Luckily it was in the backyard and there's a fan.
Speaker 6 (18:43):
You can't see nothing because why lawnmower died, ran out
of gas, great, fill it back up, didn't want to
start starts pouring down rain. So I got a half
assed job in their backyard that I had to take
care of.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And they're m f well, they're they're gosh golly, and
you Yeah, I don't know if they are not.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
But I mean eventually got over there and got it
finished up and paid or whatnot. But it's the fact
I'm glad it was in the backyard so I didn't
look like you with a hash shaved fucking lawn. Yeah,
you know, but I guess I shouldn't care. It's not
my lawns cares if it looks stupid these guys. That's on,
that's on them.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah right.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
My neighbors must think I'm weird because when I mow,
like I'm covered head to toe. I have a stupid
son hat on.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
Oh you're one of those. Yeah. I get long sleeve
shirts and everything huh yeah. Yeah, and face covering okay, because.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't want to mind. I don't want all the
allergies in my nose. Okay, messes me up.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
So do you wear like the white mask, like the
COVID mask, or do you just put like I wear
a Gator Okaya.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
It looks like a neck thing, but you can pull
it up over your head.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You can just use it as a headband. You can
pull it up like you're gonna rob a bank.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Gater's the brand. Yeah yeah, a lot of guys wear them, honey.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So that's the difference between you and me.
Speaker 6 (20:01):
Man, you're out there fucking head to toe covered, me
fucking shorts and crocs.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's it. Yeah, I got my shirt up. I'm totally exposed.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
The mowing not a big deal, right, But when I'm trimming,
or as Lindsey reminded me, because my dad called it,
this weed whacking, Yeah, Uh, it does, fling everything around,
and I don't I don't need it all over me.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
I understand.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
I just hose it off with the hose before I
go inside, So I'm not tracking.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Grass in there, just tracking water in now dirty water.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
I sit outside and dry off a little bit. Gives
me time. Stroll TikTok, watch for Joey bro or you know,
smoke a cigarette, smoke cigaret. I don't smoke cigarettes. So well,
I mean you can drink it drinking.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
Well, you sit there and drying a yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
At the lawn, are you? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Who does the Okay, you've got fake grass in your backyard, right,
but the front yards natural?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So who does the mowing?
Speaker 7 (20:57):
Then?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Marcus?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
You get the yes.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
And right now he is teaching the twins how to
use the.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So hoping you would say the Australian. Yeah, teaches the Australian.
Maybe maybe, Hey, he lives in that house, he's now
his son. He can go his ways.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
But it's however, Marcus wants to do it because that's
his that is his job, that's hisn and he takes
pride in it.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Who did it before before your slave labor kick down?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Either Kevin or myself I actually enjoy cutting the grass,
but not that much. I haven't done it in years,
because how long has he been doing it?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Since he was could walk twelve? How old is he now?
Speaker 3 (21:35):
He'll be fifteen next week.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
So three years.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Yeah, a couple of years, And that makes sense. That's
about when I started mowing lawn.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I think he.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Started using the trimmer when he was twelve. He may
have started mowing when he was eleven.
Speaker 6 (21:49):
Yeah, that trimmer is another deal. Yeah, that's a whole
other beast. You get too close to your legs, you fucking.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Stuff rocks like yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I told my daughters in the next year, so she's
gonna start mining.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
My dad never would let me mow the lawn.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
We wanted to look.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah, he was very prideful in it and and I
was like, I can totally do it if you just
teach me, though. I mean he was like his lines
were like one line was dark and one line was light,
and it was very pristine, and I thought I could
do that, And he never did teach me, and I
would always try. I never did figure it out, but
(22:24):
I always took pride in it too.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Whenever I did ride subjective though, yeah, yeah, I'm not
saying you didn't take private.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
We in our old neighborhood, we did have lawn awards, sure,
and I won one time and I thought, oh my god,
it was the best day ever.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Like, wait, one would you win nothing? You get a
sign in your yard.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
And I yeah, I mean fuck that. It was just
a you know, a sign in your yarn. But whatever,
I was.
Speaker 7 (22:54):
Like, I did it.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I thought my dad would be so proud. I won
lawn of the month. I thought it was so cool.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
But I thought, you know, hell, I could have been
doing this as a kid too, But yeah, it was.
It was pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Do you do you you live in a fancy neighborhood corp?
Do you guys?
Speaker 7 (23:10):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
I don't want to say compete for the best line.
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (23:15):
I guess try to keep up with whomever. Like let's say, no,
guy across street modess lawn and.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You're like, a fuck, I got a mo my line?
Speaker 1 (23:21):
No, I mean I I I probably I try to
go no more than four days d in the summer.
But no, I don't give a shit. I'm not trying
to the guy across the street. Him and his wife
are pretty retired. I'm not not competing with that.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
They got nothing else.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Hey the lady, the lady next to them retired. The
guy next to me that him and his wife are awesome,
and he'll mow for like fifteen minutes and then that's it.
And then the next day he'll move for fifteen minutes
and that'll be it.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Wow and yeah wow, Yeah, I'll get it all done
at once. Yeah, I agree, but you know you do it,
you can. Yeah. The guy across the street is retired.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
His wife's works and he's at the lake three days
a week, so he'll show up and mow and then
he he scrapes it like he's like, I don't want
to have to mow for a while.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh shit, yeah, yeah, I whatever. I just realized, you
live in a retirement community. I definitely, I definitely live
I don't live in retirement community.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I just there's there are some people that have lived
there a long time.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Right right, that happened to be retired. Yes, yeah, yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
My neighbor on the other side, not retired, across the street,
not retired. Right across the street from them, not retired.
The neighbor we are friends with down the road, he's
a fighter jet pilot. He's not retired, right, so he's
gonna retire, but he's younger than me.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
If he got to go, he's a fighter pilot. Yeah,
you can do this. Yeah, I think he's dealt with
enough in his life.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, yes, he flies for a major airline too, but
they have to let him. So he got hired on
went on his military break. So he's earning seniority and
but he's working out his contract. It's brilliant, it's brilliant.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
It just seems like the more you talk about there's
a guy across the street that's retired.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Here's a guy next to me that you sound like retirement.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
There are some people, well, you know, a community than
a home though, right, not everybody, right, I don't know.
I don't even call someone to wipe my ass, right,
make my bed, turn on cartoons, playing games?
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Right, Dinners at four sounds amazing like clockwork. Lights out
at nine?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
What are the pickle ball court?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm doing that. I'll watch right, I'm doing that.
Speaker 6 (25:46):
You're doing it wrong, you know it all up, Margaret.
We're gonna play chess today.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
So my I've been looking for this place for my
mom that to like does activities people that are older
and so I found this place and in their description
it's all people.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
When you turn fifty as elderly, so like, so you're
right by the way. My mom's seventy seven. So I'm
like looking this thing up. I'm like, okay, this is interesting. Oh.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
They have a like a clubhouse type of place. You
pay a membership fee. They have activities every day. They
plan field trips twice a month. Like it's it's really cool.
Sounds like a great place. Yeah, but it's like when
you turn fifty and planning act to it and I'm like, hey, yay, hey.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Hey, not everything dies at fifty. Yeah, settle down.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Isn't there? The is it the Purple Hat Society or
the Red Hat Society?
Speaker 2 (26:55):
I don't talking about women.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
My grandmother was in it. Yeah, Purple Hat Society for ladies.
That is, it's a group of women who get together
and then they go it might be the Red Hat Society.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Well, Jesus Christ, what color is on your mind?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
They go to like they join once a month and
they Red Hat Society society it's the yeah, but then
they but they also.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Wear like purple members fifty and older. Yeah, they're known
as the Red Hatters.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Younger members are known as the Pink Hatters. Oh so
this is like an all ages group. Huh okay, uh yeah,
women fifteen old or fuck.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
And the ones that are crazy or the mad hatters.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, okay, Hey, listen, there is a massive disparity between
fifty and seventy.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Just so we're claire.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh yeah, and I'm not trying to like dog like,
it is what it is, but.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
There's a big difference.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
I've never heard of this.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
The Red hat Society and it's just for women only.
Huh h yeah, my grandmother.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
And they would have for men, the Elks lodge racket,
the Knights of Columbus, Yeah, the Masons, the golf course.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Right, women are a lot at the golf.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Course some I know, but only if they're serving fantasy football.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Women can be a part of that too.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
This is that's not this.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Yeah, i'd have to say Knights of Columbus or the
Elks or Moose or whatever fucking lodge that you're a
part of. Yeah, we are the loyal Order of the
Water Buffalo. Oh, I'm all about it, man, Fuck it.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
Why not you get to that age you retire fucking
signed me.
Speaker 6 (28:53):
My uncle, my great uncle, my bad My great uncle
was a member of the Elks in Ohio, and we'd
go in there with him.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
We'd eat, he'd sit around and drink beers with his buddies.
It was a great time. I'm for it.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It feels like all those organizations are organizations to get
away from your wife.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm good for that. I'm good for that after fifty
five years. If you're fucking nagging, Jesus, I'm going lodge.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I'll be back right, I'm going to the Lotah.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Settled down with all that?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
All right, Let's see, we've got this chance for you
doing this golf cart. If you want to try and
win it, join us when we're out. The next chance
is Friday.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
We'll be out.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
I will be out as scratch indoor golf and big speed.
So google that one's on eleven East DAWs. If you
want to fucking andress, go.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Look it up.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Guys, have a fantastic week, see you see.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Bye bye,
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