The Morning Dump 07-16-24

Episode Transcript

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I saw this thing yesterday I wantedto bring up. I saved it for
the podcast so we could dig inon it. Remember that lady who said
she slept with one hundred and twentytwo students in twenty one days. Yeah,
like for her OnlyFans or whatever.Right, Yeah, she's sharing why
men cheat, Okay, and Ifeel like that's a very complicated thing that

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man, it can be. It'sjust not always once a cheater always achieveder.
No, it can be as simpleas I just wanted pleasure, right
right right, slip fell and landedinto virgina. She says she seventy percent
of Americans will engage in an extramarital affair during their marital lifetime. Okay,

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now that sounds misleading, right,But as someone who's been married before,
that statistic could play an effect tome absolutely, and I could say,
yes, that's happened. That doesn'tmean that's happened with my wife,
Like that's that That can be ablurred stat right, Or if you got
married again, the same thing couldbe true for you, absolutely, on

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either on either end mine or theirs. Yeah, yeah, because it's it
makes it sound like if you're married, seventy percent chance you're gonna get seated
on absolutely, and that's not whatthe status said the case, that's not
the case at all. According toone research, forty percent of people in
unmarried relationships will deal with acts ofadultery. That's that number feels a little

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more accurate. Okay, because adultry. I don't know how they defined it
in the research, but some thinkhaving an uh an OnlyFans account is adultry
or looking at porn is adultery,right, right? Right? What's webster
define it as? I guess wouldbe the ultimate I mean, it's just
websters. I don't know if that'sadultery is voluntarily sexual intercourse between a married

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person and a person who is nothis or her spouse. Okay, so
they counted just as complete injection hasto be, has to be the sex.
Yeah, it's not just looking atporn or whatever. Now, because
I get what you're saying, becausesome people will look at Some people considered
looking at porn cheating, right,even though you're not physically cheating on them,

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you know, you are with thesethese people on the TV screen or
whatever it is. So, butthey're saying that that is adultery. Is
fucking somebody else, that's match yourspouse now that woman who slept one hundred
and twenty two students in twenty onedays. She claimed in an interview that

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women moan a lot, which makesthem appear unattracted to their boyfriends and husbands.
Say that again, Say that again. Women that moan a lot appear
unattractive to their boyfriends and husbands.She says that women, especially as they
get older, become he HEYSI inthe bedroom and think a pillow princess performance

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will keep their husbands happy, whenin fact that's when I find them booking
for me for the weekend. Okay, not just older men, but just
in general. Yeah, if you'renot getting if you're the one doing all

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the work, I could see,and you know your partner's not, you
know, doing anything at all,just laying there taking it, I could
see how that other person would belike, Yo, this is boring.
I need to go find something else. She says that if women were better
in the bedroom, men wouldn't cheat. Lindsay, hmm, not necessarily true.
Why you say that? I thinkthat men cheat for different reasons,

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and there's different forms of cheating.Right, So you have emotional affairs,
you have, you know, andfor some women it's not all about a
sexual cheat, a sexual affair.She says. All the nagging about dishes
not being done, as an example, I think is resulting in me being

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bent over the kitchen countertop. Iused to blame the men for cheating,
but since being a sex worker,I blame the women. Men look elsewhere
when they're bored, so stop boringthem. I will say this, lindsay
that the most common reason you hearwhy men cheat is they say they're not
getting something in the bedroom, right. And I will say this to the

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other point is that men think sexshould be like a porno. And so
when you hear a statement like shemade of that they're lazy. That's because
men watch porn and they think it'sgotta be like something. That's the only
argument I can come up with tovalidate that statement, because what is lazy

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in the bedroom mean? It meansyou're just laying there, not doing a
fucking thing, you know, likethe goal just lays there, she spreads
your legs, You fucking stick yourdick in her. Three pumps. You're
done. That feels like ungratefulness.Listen, you you're you're absolutely right.
You should be grateful you're even gettinganny at all whatsoever. However, it's

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kind of like when you're the onlyone doing the dishes or taking out the
trash, or cleaning or doing allthe fucking laundry all the time. You're
the one that does it all thefucking time, and you would like for
your partner too at least, maybejust wants fucking help out, do some
fucking laundry, help me out alittle bit. I'm overloaded here, all
right. I'm tired of being theonly one that does it all the time,

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and now I have to be aporn star too. No, you
don't have to be a porn star. No, you don't have to do
that fucking weird shit like that.Take control sometimes, maybe guys believe it
or not, as fucking gay asit sounds, guys like to be pampered
too. They want to be lazy. They may be not so much lazy.
Lay there, maybe take you know, have the other person take control.

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You know, guys like that sortof thing. Sure, you know
so. So again, if you'rethe one that's doing all the work and
you're like, hey, just totake out the trash on me one time,
I'll be all right, you know, then I'll take it out for
the rest of you know, nextthree months, and then again, you
know, then I'll start complaining it. I am not someone who has that
attitude about marriage. If you wantall the what was the example, get
doing all the dishes, you havelaundry done? Yeah, laundry done.

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That's because you're choosing to do itnow. Should I be a good spouse
and help out, Sure, butI can't control you. I want the
laundry done, so if I wantthis certain threshold, it's up to me
to keep keep it up, right. I'm not gonna put pressure on you
to keep up with my expectation.I feel as a partnership you should though,
because that's what a marriage is isit's a partnership, it is,

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but it is to meet your expectations. No, you've got to meet in
the middle for each other, right, and shit needs to get done regardless,
right, And I think it's justa matter of you know, the
one person does all the work allthe time, it gets stressful and frustrating,
right. I hear what you're saying, and I believe in living a

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marriage that way, where we worktogether on the things that have to be
done. But I don't think it'srealistic to expect the other person to be
that well because just not everybody.That's not the marriage cycle they were exposed
to. That's you need to havethat conversation before you get married. Yeah,

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if your expectation is, hey,I want to marry you. You're
great, you're fun, and thenyou realize they squeeze the toothpaste from the
wrong spot or they do the toiletpaper the wrong way. If you want
the you want the mullet and notthe bangs, then that's not my fault.
I I I've always done it thebangs. Why do I have to
change for what you want? Becauseyou've become a partnership with this person and

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it's time for compromise on both ends, not just one person or the other.
But in the toilet paper roll,there's no there's no compromise. It's
one or the other. I thinkit's funny how this bitch is blaming,
how she's blaming the women when shesays men look elsewhere when they feel bored,
to stop boring them. Women getbored too, Yes, and women
also run out and get up therehere exactly, But also women are way

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more passive and way more acceptive ofmonotony. I don't know. They will
tolerate things that men aren't good atbeing patient with. It's a complimenting women
women like. Women are really goodabout, like they'll have sex with their
partner even when they don't want to. Women are really good at that.
Yeah we will, Yeah, menaren't. Doctor Ruth popped up on tiktoking

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yesterday and it was like, so, let's say your man, you know,
wants to have a lot more sexwith than you do, right,
And she said, well, whatdo you do? She's like, listen,
it takes three minutes and you're done, give him an orgasm and go
back to the right. Now,I've seen that advice to you, like
just showing up. Very rarely hashave you had sex with your married partner

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and been like, well that wasa bad idea. Well, she's saying
like, I used to blame themen ford cheating, but since being a
sex worker, I blame the woman. Well why would the woman know to
change if her husband's running out onher because you're providing it for him.
So now the polster that you're gettinga little worked up, you're getting a

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little worked up don't forget she runsa business. She's she's giving validation to
her clients to come to her bookher Yeah, right right, So don't
get a little don't get all yeah, yeah, sisterhood on me. Obviously
there should be a communication and allthose things. Yes, But also to
Gimpi's point is you should be takingthe initiative as the other partner to know

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that, hey, I should wearI shouldn't be wearing my period panties all
the time, right right, rightright? You seem a little stressed.
Let me suck a dick or something. Yeah, something like that. What
you're saying, that's the most foreignthing I've ever heard you say. And
you said some foreign ship, myman. I'm just saying, initiative is

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where it's at. Yes, anotherescort, she said, so many husbands
are bad in bed, and howare their wives putting up with it?
What I got, I'm just Ihave never paid for an escort. I've
never paid for a prostitute. Iknow where you can go. Where's the
highway going through Memphis has got plenty. So I can't speak with any authority

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on this. But when I renta car, I don't drive it.
The most pristine way to be happyat the end of when I turn it
in, right, So I canonly imagine I am not caring about the
escort's enjoyment of what's happening. No, No, I am just trying to
get you. Yeah, I'm puttingon a performance service. Yes, yes,

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it should perform for me. Ifwe all go out to dinner and
you see me stack the dishes andmake it easy for the server to take
the dishes you away, You go, why is Corbyn being weird? We
pay someone to take the dishes away, right, that's what you're paying someone
to deal with the bad sex inthe scenereo. No, like when we're

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out to dinner and if my husbanddoes that, it's because he's hinting to
the server like we're done with ourplates. Get him always off of our
Sure, I'm just saying that whenyou start doing you can't you do that
at home typically, Yeah, I'mgoing to give my wife the best sex,
not the escort that I'm paying for. They better give me. Well,
the tables turned real quick for you, change your argument real quick.

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Yeah, I just don't see thatas like, yeah, of course you're
having bad sex. Ain't nobody tryingto work for a perform like a return.
If you get a disc now,if I get a discount, right,
yeah, because you really enjoyed it, that's a whole other thing.
Right, that's the way to evaluatethat. Do you think prostitutes give discounts.

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I think there may be a differentrate for frequent clients. Okay,
Okay, that makes sense then,and they may have something like a frequent
fuck pass or something. Right,Tom shows up, you know, every
Thursday, and he's been doing thisevery Thursday for the past ten years.
So of course, you know,we break it off to him a little
bit cheaper, but not like here'sa coupon. She the woman said,

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there are so many bad There areso many husbands, boyfriends, and men
young and old who have absolutely nota single idea how to please a woman.
How are their wives, girlfriends andwomen in general putting up with this?
I am shocked she made this statementthat she isn't aware that vaginas are
different depending on the model, right. Absolutely. Also, that's just her

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opinion just because she's having bad sexwith these people. You see what I'm
saying. Who's to say that theirspouse is are not I'll give you a
good example. I tell you,guys a joke that I've told a hundred
times. You don't think it's funny. We've heard of me meaningtimes. Yeah,

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my kid, who's never heard thejoke thinks it's funny for a good
six or seven times. Right,So, when you're going through miles of
dick miles, how would you knowif it's good or not? And there's
no way it's got to be thebest. Yeah, the threshold is constantly

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moving right, right, right,right, So I feel like she's just
not being honest. She's just awhore who cares what she says. She
says. Porn can be an amazingeducational tool. It can give some guidance
on the general flow of a session. You don't need to compare your size
or stamina to that of a pornstar, but if you can. If

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you can't even last two seconds andonly do missionary and can't execute that properly,
then we have a problem. Well, that person's got a problem anyway,
if they're only going to seconds.Right, maybe because I'm afraid if
I flip you over, it's anew fee, right, right, I
know how add ons work, right, I never really thought about that as

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extra cost more. Yeah, maybethey paid by the hour and they want
to make sure they get off beforethey're hour is up. Oh, I
think that's a guarantee. Right.Oh, maybe by the five minute increments.
Right. Again, I've never gottenan escort, so I'm not clear
on how the roses work. Uh. There are also a lot of self

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help guides and videos that teach betterbedroom etiquette and techniques, specifically for males.
Again, I'm not a giant fanof that. I'm not gonna get
a book and read that on howto have sex with my wife. One.
It's a little weird. My wifewalks in and bedtime, she's put

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the kids bed, and I've gotthe book open, the reading glasses and
I'm reading Orgasm for Dummies. She'sgonna be like, what are you doing.
I'm reading up. She's gonna belike it's fine or not. I
don't I don't know. I justfeel like that's weird. Yeah. And
also, what if your wife doesn'tlike that technique? Some women don't like

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receiving oral sex, right, soif you so, if you read it
and then it says to do thatand your wife's like, gee, gee,
now you've turned her off, You'vemade it worse. So I'm not
a big fan of the of thebook scenario. I was just looking at
see what kind of books they haveout there. Lots of men do not

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ask their sexual partners what they like. The best encounters are ones where guys
ask me what I also like.It doesn't have to be robotic, it
can be in a sexy way.Uh. Yeah. Some women don't like
talking during sex. Neither do men. It's so weird to me because they're
not in a relationship with her,so I don't care what you like exactly

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exactly. They are not courting you. If she was like, why don't
you ask me what I like?I go, well, why don't you
give me a discount? I wouldsay, fuck what you like. I'm
not a courting you, I'm lettingyou save. Uh. All participants in
a session with people that they've notslept with before should be asking their partner

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what they like, checking in tosee if something feels okay. I've had
many clients look at me weird whenI ask them if they like something.
Yeah, probably because they're not they'repaying you not to talk. I'm just
being honest. I saw a thingonline and It was a woman in a
podcast and she was like, whenyou're a man's talking to you and he

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starts talking, let them finish andlet them get through their thought. Don't
answer right away, let them finish, and it transitions to this young,
younger man and he goes, thiswoman just learned shut the fuck up.
Can you imagine discovering shut the fuckup at that age? Yeah, I'm

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I'm paying you to not have aconversation, right, You're here for one
thing, and one thing only.Lots of men will assume that all women
like the same things. This iswhere asking each individual partner what they like
is important. I agree on afirst date though, No, that's something
you work over time. I thinkso too. Yeah, so is this
woman trying to pose as is shean escort or is she a love therapist?

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Like? What is she? Whatis she trying to be here?
I don't know, Yeah, Idon't know. Probably get clients. Uh.
The big trend she has noticed isthat men think women can orgasm on
command, as if some as ifit's something I can just snap my fingers

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and do on command. These menusually tend to always be the guys who
are the worst in bed or thereverse when a man will finish in two
seconds and then ask me if Ialso came. We can't control it again.
If you're an escort and I'm payingfor sex, I don't care.
I'm just finish whenever I want,take her as long or as little time

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as I want. I'm the client, right, customer is always right,
said, A lot of men don'tknow where the clid is. I believe
that. Yeh, there, youguys move it from person to person.
Guess where the penis always is.It's always in the You never you never

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have to figure out how a penisworks. I'm just saying, no,
you're absolutely right of vagina. Somewomen don't like their clip touched right.
Some women do. Some women likea different, more vulgar way to be
pleasured. Like there. Men arepretty easy when it comes to the the

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sequence of events that you need todo right, right and out and out
and out. I'm done. Theonly anomaly would be some sort of prostate
massage. And that's an anomaly.I think that's a giant anomaly. Whoever
you women are that were taught tostick a finger up a guy's asshole.

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When you're given oral sex, you'relistening to the wrong people get it from
the porn man, that's all.I've never watched a porn where a woman's
giving oral sex and then she decidesto oil check him. I've never seen
that porn. Maybe you have tolook for it very Also, I just
tend to not include in my searchhistory butt play, stay away from all

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that plan. I tend to stayaway from that stuff. But like as
we started this and Lindsay was gettingworked up, these type of articles don't
help the cause. In my eye, they don't at all. One no
guys gonna be like, well theprostitute said it. I should probably do
better because this prostitute said right,Well, but baby the horse said yeah,

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like that goes over the well.Chefs say, caviars the best.
It ain't that great. It's salty. It's it's good for some people,
but that doesn't mean it's the best. A lot of people are happy with
a plain old chicken, thigh boiledchicken. Yes, so I do think
you should ask your partner though.For sure, it's all about communication now,

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and you pick up on their cueswhile you're doing it, subtle movements
or sounds or whatever. Yeah,for sure, you don't sit there and
ask them every five seconds. Andyou know another pitfall gimby is the hey,
that's a nice blue shirt, right, because if you say, hey,
I enjoyed that, then they're goingto be doing it every time.

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It's all you're getting. It's allyou're getting. No, I like it
when you twist my nipples. Ohyeah, and then a sudden right,
oh not so much? Right?Yeah, yeah, last night when you
choked me, it was good.Listen, I don't want to be choked
all the time. Right, itwas hot and spicy. When he slapped
me across my face. Well,now you're just abusing me. Yeah,

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right. As men are horrible withcompliments, you get a compliment like sure
is a nice blue shirt. I'mbuying fucking seventeen blue T shirts and I'm
wearing them all the time because we'redumb. Sky blue, royal blue,
No, no, just royal blue. Just one shade, that's it.
Do you ho? Many guys orother were the same thing all the time

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because we were told once it looksgood. Uh huh, we all do
it. Yes, we're horrible aboutit. So when you're like that felt
really good, we're like, shit, I found the code, right,
yeah, not realizing that it's it'sgoddamn it's Nicholas Cage and National Treasure where
there's another fucking layer. It's aclue to a clue to a clue to

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a clue, and it all endsup on Lincoln's desk. Desk, you
desk, listen. All right,So no Patty a party this week,
but we are going to have anotherone next week. And we had to
broke an arrow. Yeah, we'regoing to be a Jamison's right here on
seventy first and one hundred and fortyfifth, stumbling distance from my house.

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Yay, I'm excited. Congratulations youguys have a great week. Thanks for
listening to us. Bye bye,see you, father,