The Morning Dump 07-22-25

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Okay, So I found this list that medical professionals revealed
the body facts that people don't know that they should know.
And there's one in particular that's really fascinating, but one
of them. We'll hit some of them and then we'll
go to the one that I really want to get to.
Your kidneys and liver do all the toxic elimination you

(00:38):
ever need. Cleanses and detoxifying products are bullshit in a
waste of money.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Oh yeah, Like you see people doing, like I'm on
a detox right now, they buying some shit off a
shelf or whatever. Is that what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I'm assuming that's what they mean.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, Which I knew that about
the liver and the kidneys. That's why it's very important
to take care of that shit. The liver is the
only real organ that can repair itself. You know. That's
what I'm trying to do right now.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
But a lot of people what does that mean?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Oh, repair my liver, because I put it through fucking
hell for the past eight years.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
So it's like, okay, so what are you doing. I'm
curious to what you're doing to.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Repair drinking less, drinking way less? You know, moving more,
mostly drinking less because you know, constant on it is
not good. It's all fatty and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
A lot of people think buying cleanses or doing enemas
and things like that are a good thing, and this
says that that's not. Uh, this is so many people
don't know where the orifice each gender urinates through, really
is your phleurine? I think this is more directed towards women, like.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Which one is the sex hole and which one.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Is the pa hole?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, well I think you can put your dick in
one and not the other. I'm just calling to throw
it out there. You might be able to put your
dick in a woman's pee hole.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I doubt it though, But you're gonna they're neighbors like,
not neighbors like butthole.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah, they're close, they're close.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
But you know, I have a story to tell you
to say you're exits the body of people with vaginas
through the urethra, small tube located in the vulva between
the clitters and the vaginal opening, and people with penises.
The urethra passes through the prostate gland and the penis
and opens the tip of the penis. I feel pretty common.

(02:32):
I know where piss comes from. Yeah, I like to
think that. I know, once you're inside, there's another some
other exit ramps, right, same with a woman's vagina. So
the story is is this woman went in for a colonoscopy.
They put her under, they do the colonoscopy, and after colonoscary,
they're like, hey, you got cancer. Oh, and she's like, fuck, okay,

(02:55):
this is serious. I gotta figure this out, right. She
goes in for a follow up. They can't find the cancer.
She calls the doctor did the kolonoscopy. They don't return
her call, keeps pressing, keeps pressing, and finally they emit
they did the colonoscopy in the wrong hole.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Well, I mean, it's not like she could scream out
and be like, hey, wrong hole, fool. She's she's out.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
So but here's the part I don't understand about this story.
I've had a kolonospy and when you do it afterwards,
they will give you the images if you would like that.
And I've never visually seen the inside of a vagina,
but I can't imagine it looks like a colon.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Right, true, you're just getting your inside openings though you're
getting the inside images right.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
It's not like.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
They gave her the full video where the camera shows
knocking on mister backdoor and then you're in No.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
But your colon looks again, I've never seen the visual
inside of a vagina, but the colon has a distinct look, right,
And I can't imagine the vagina the vagine looks the same.
Maybe it's a fucking wild story. I can't even imagine

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the fact.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Of they had the fucking cramass some bitch in there, right,
because you know, one holes looser than the other. Right,
they're probably trying to jam this camera in her pee hole,
and it's like this bitch's asshole is tight as fuck.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
They where the hell did she go and get this done?

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Out?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Right? To self, don't go there or they or they
don't say that. They're like, shit, that was easier than
we saw it, right, I was like throwing a hot
dog down the hallway.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Hold on, I'm seeing I thought, I think I have
it saved here. But I don't even know what recourse
you have against the person.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
How do you doctor?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah, I don't know how you you prove that?

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well? She certainly she had to find out somehow they
they told her that apparently they admitted it. Then that's
an omission of guilt, and then that's all that she needs.
But you still have to prove that a mission. What
people say has to be backed up with evidence. Oh,
I mean, go back and look at the you look
at the fucking cameras. Check the cameras. All right, your honor,
does this footage look like the inside of a colon

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or the inside of vagina?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
But either way, even if that happens, there are limitations
within the state, or a lot of states, that limit
how much money you can get right in a malpractice situation? Right,
I thought I had it, but I don't see it here.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Either way, it sounds like it sucks. Yeah, that doesn't
sound like it sound like a good time.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
That does not sound like can you just the mind
fuck of thinking you're gonna have cancer alone is not awesome, right, right? Uh?
Do not use soap or douching products inside your vagina.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I thought everybody knew that. I thought everybody knew that
causes infections.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
I don't think everybody knows that. They still sell douches.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yeah, that's really weird. I thought we were up on
the times yeah, I like that. It's not a good thing.
But I guess maybe for them old school women that's
still like, you know, Summer's eve. Whatever.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, I've not forty three years old. I never once
in my life have I ever douched.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Never. I don't believe you. I'm sure there are a
couple of guys. I'm sure yea guys that you could label.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
That no good for you because it's not healthy, that
it takes away too many of your good Back to.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Right, right. You often feel normal with high blood pressure.
It's often found incidentally, so it's a reaction diagnosis. Usually
don't wait until it gives you symptoms. This says you
should get checked at least once a year if you're
over the age of fifty. Nope, the old ass thirty five. Uh.

(07:09):
The immune system is incredibly complex and nuanced organization of
cells that communicate readily to destroy anything deemed hostile within
the body. It explains why vaccines are supposed to work,
why allergies come and go, and why transfusion transplants are
hard to successfully pull off. Dude, there's a story in
the news this morning. You good, Yeah, okay, I need

(07:32):
to hear. Unless you're in the middle of something. Yeah,
if you're in the middle of something, you can step
out and take care of it. Wrong, I get this.
Today they announced that they did study into transplants and
twenty eight situations of them doing transplants of organ donors

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were alive at the time they started the organ transplant,
like the removal of the organ or the.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Actual person is still alive when they're removing their organs.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Now, before we all jump off the ledge of shock,
because I was floored with this, there may be a
possibility that what we're deeming alive, right, there may be
a possibility of keeping it alive for the organ like
they're right, right, Yeah, that makes sense, It's that's possible.

(08:28):
I think we were all under the impression that when
you give an organ donation, they've certified a time of death.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah right, I mean, you don't have to be dead
to donate an organ. Again, I thought that absolutely absolutely.
I'm like, think about, like, you know, you're giving your
sister a kidney because she needs it or whatever, right
or whatever the case is, Right, you are essentially donating
an organ and you would still be alive during the process.

(08:57):
When you said that, though, I'm thinking, like, why awake,
no anesthesia, no nuhsing. Hey guys, god, yeah, yeah, that's
kind of what I was thinking. But that makes sense,
like they'll keep the body alive in the blood pomping
to keep that shit fresh. Yeah, as opposed to you
know what I mean, Fuck it, maybe they don't. Maybe.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
According at least twenty eight cases involved patients who may
have not been deceased at the time of organ organ
procurement was initiated. HHS described this as raising serious ethical
and legal questions. Finding showed that hospitals allowed the organ
procurement pre procurement process to begin when patients showed signs

(09:43):
of life.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
So they're illegally taking their or against their will.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's I don't know, that's.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I feel like when you splash a headline like this,
you gotta give some more contacts.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Also, twenty eight which is a lot. How many do
you think are done a year? Oh?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Okay, and that's twenty eight percent out of all the
transplants and organ harvesting throughout the world, the entire world.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
I would think a life is saved every day by
an organ.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Now I want to go with you know, uh, two
hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Forty eight thousand, okay, forty eight that I feel like
that's a lot.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
That's a year, right, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah yeah, that's like two thousand a month, right.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
And there are living donors yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Again, like if you're going to give somebody a kidney
or something to that effect.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yeah, but see, I think most people don't know there
are living donors. You think you have to be dead.
So like it sends a weird message by that headline.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, I blame it on the driver's license bureau. Put
the little heart on your guard. I'm an organ donor now,
and I can only donate when I'm dead.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
What are you applying.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I'm not implying anything. I'm talking straight out of my ass.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Well, a lot of people used to think that if
you had a donor, if you were a donor on
your license, and if you were in an accident or
something and then they saw that you were a donor,
they would let you die because.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Take your Yeah, they won't work on you near as hard.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
I'll have to ask some of the people I know
that are first responders or people that are medics. I
don't think they look for a wallet first.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
No, right.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
I don't think they go hold on, We'll get to
your fucking bleeding body in a second. We need to
driver license.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Not his name, so you can be like, oh, Steve,
everything's gonna be fine.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Likewise, I don't think they get to the hospital and
as they're the nurses are cutting clothes off and whatever.
One nurse is like, hold on, this got a we
got a gold mine here, Proctor.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
When my husband's best friend died of a widow maker
heart attack, he was forty five or forty six years old,
and he was a he was a donor, and he
ended up saving a sixteen year old girl because his
kidneys ended up being donated to her and she had

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it at the kidney transplant. And about a year later,
after he died, his widow his wife got a letter
from her from the sixteen year old and she said
it made all the difference in the world.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Sixteen years old and the kidneys of a forty six
year old.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, I think all the difference in the world would
be an understatement because you lived. Yeah, this is the
reason I'm even bringing this list up is this one
which I already know how Gimpi's gonna feel about it.
Ejaculating blood happens to most people at least once in
their lives. Thank you. I felt like this is and

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this is very odd.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
You're calling your doctor asap.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Yes, you.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
You fucking come blood once. You just happened. God, if
it continues, If it happens once, you keep an eye
all on it. If it keeps going, and you're like,
fuck all right, second time I came it was more
it was it was still bloody. You know, you monitor
those soda things. I wouldn't jump Let's go straight to
the doctor. If I came blood. As a guy who

(13:33):
has come blood before, you don't go jump straight to
the doctor. You just remember not to shove things down
your pea hole anymore.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Self inflicted is a different story. But to me, I
don't know the last time I checked the color of
my discharge, right, I'm just being honest.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
I paid blood after surgery and called the doctor right
away because I had no idea hold on.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
There's more to this and we'll come to that.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
We'll get to that.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
This says in ninety nine percent of cases where people
ejaculate blood, it resolves within a week without taking any action.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Every Body heals itself. Your body is an amazing, amazing machine.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Typically it does. Here's the ellipses to this. Peen blood
for both sexes is a serious medical emergency, and you
should immediately go to the er. People think it's the
other way around.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
That makes sense. I've never pissed blood before. I never know.
I've never pissed blood. I've never shited blood before.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Okay, I have never pissed blood. Shitting blood I can't
say with confidence because when blood has been there a while,
it turns a dark color, right, And I don't do
that thorough of an examination.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Right, But I think if you look down after you
took a shit, right, or let's say you know you
wiped or whatever back in your toilet paper using days
before you start a power washing it or whatever, and
you noticed it was bloo black, maybe smelled worse than normal,
you'd be like, Okay, I think there's because that's a
big fact. Director is the smell and the color from everything,

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all the research that I've done that it's the it's black.
It's not going to be red. Like if you cut
your arm and started bleeding on the table, right, It's
in your body, so it's it makes your shit black.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
It is black is how long it's been in there.
But it can be blood. It can't be red.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
It can't see actual red if it's if it's fresh enough.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
And having blood and having blood when you clean up
afterwards is not the same, right, because you can have
a fissure on your on your skin around your buttthole,
and that's a different issue which also needs attention if
it does not go away within twenty four hours.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, I have I have had those heavy drinking days
right where like it's just fucking liquid coming out the end. Right. Well,
I'm just saying you could have just said, diary, well hot,
but you know that you wipe so much it gets
irritated and you draw back, you know, droplets of blood
or whatever because you've irritated your booty hole or whatever.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's never happened with them day. By the way, this
says in males, there's a vestigle remnant of the uterus
located in the prostate. It's called a prosthetic uticle. It's
a duck that leads to nowhere. It sometimes has a
remote endometrium in it and can produce one drop of
blood every twenty eight days.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Wow, So we all got our PMS in something.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
It's your ac you know, leaked thing. Right, your air
conditioner drips water when you use it. You have this
one tube, but it's one drop of blood every twenty
eight days, so you could make an argument every twenty
eight days you bleed from your pe hole.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Yeah that makes sense. All right, then, all right, the
study starts now, not like right now, right now, but
like today. Now, I go home, squirt your hand and
do that for twenty eight days and see if it's
got any blood in.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
I get it. I just don't check it that off
and slash.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Ever yeah, no, ever, no, you know, when you when
you finish on her belly or chest or face or
whatever the case is. I don't know. Maybe you don't
look I don't look like Admi like ah, I did that,
but it's there because it's got to get cleaned up. Yeah.
I'm married though, so usually I'm the guy with the
pale and it's like, all right, let me get that
for you real quick.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I haven't been in that situation.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
True, and you're and you're fixed, so you got no
problem there. I gotta wait until you know, the end
of the month before I can figure all that out.
So so there is still some you know, finger painting
that's happening there, you know. So if if I noticed
it at that point, I'd be like, Okay, that doesn't
seem right without instrumentation and the p hole.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
But even then you're like, ah, yeah, I doesn't it.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
I would monitor it then and be like, Okay, that
doesn't seem right. Let's see what happens next time. And
if the same amount or more, definitely probably would go
see the doctor then because that doesn't seem right.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
But if it's less, I'm just being honest. Blood comes
from anywhere that's not supposed to happen, that isn't caused
by trauma on my end or accidental, I'm going to
the doctor, and I'm definitely making a phone call.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Yeah, And that's the only reason that I did was
because of the trauma from first time sounding yeah you
know what I mean, which it's it.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
I would not be alarmed. That feels like, yeah, that
makes sense. If I spar in class and get punched
in the face and have a bloody lip that is
a result of my behavior that happens.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Had I had not tried that, I probably would ever
have that story to tell.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
So there you go, I have zero plans, expectations, or
desire to bleed from there. There aren't very many things
in life, definitely with my genitals where they go, hey,
you might bleed from there, and I go, shit, sounds good.
Let's give it.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Let's give it a spin with yeah, yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
If I am Yeah, I think that's so fun that
I don't want to, you know, potentially create a trauma scar.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Yeah. It did slow things down a little bit, that's
for sure. I mean it didn't stop it entirely, obviously,
but there for a couple of days I was like, Okay,
I can't even I can't even look at this thing
for a little while. Maybe a little bit of shame,
maybe a little bit. Let's just yes, some real.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Psychological things were happening in your brain awareness shame.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
Dick's looking back at me like, dude, you have done
some fucking vile.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
What have I done? I've only brought you join up.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
With you just hops off and runs away.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
The other thing I wanted to bring up, and I
think this is a great question. When women buy sex toys,
I can't women celebrate that. They're like, that's awesome, and
most men do too, right, what.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Do you mean, always celebrate, like call up their from.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Feminism to a point, right, like you're like, good for you,
it's healthy, right. Yeah, But a man buys a sex
toy with moaning options and body temperature and in gorge breast,
we look at them as.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
A sick perve. Yes, men are already perverted as it is.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, but to me, aren't they both sex toys?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's exactly what they are.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
It's practicing a healthy relationship with your body.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Because here's the thing. You could either be having sex
with a pulsating rubber doll that has you know, temperature
control and everything, or you could be out there fucking
animals like some people do.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
That's not masturbation.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I don't look at it as you know, a perversion.
That's what I'm trying to give pleasure. Yeah, I don't.
I don't look at that as like a perversion sort
of thing. You know. It's no having sex with rubber
dolls as long as they're not childlike like that story
I read, Yes, yeahday, yeah, And what I mean, yeah,
fuck all the rubber dolls you want to, you want to,
It's okay, you can have a fucking orgy of rubber

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just you and your sex dolls. Yes, as long as
you're not after doing kids or animals.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, it's kind of like guys who have to get
the quad blood plunk whatever engine with the nitrous injection. Like,
that's just what guys.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Do, right, We're gonna do it. We're gonna go way
over the tip with it.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Bick, go home erectly.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Yeah, I'm er your wife whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
So that's the only difference. Women are very good at
being like, I'm grateful for this. I don't need all
that extra stuff, right, That's why my wife's with me, right, Like,
but guys don't do that. They're like, no, I need more.
We're gonna have more power. Yes, that's what that is.
It's like I don't want just just the torso, right,

(22:02):
Why why just one whole one?

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I have both of them.

Speaker 1 (22:05):
And get body temperature. There's a control what get out
of here? I can program a voice.

Speaker 3 (22:11):
We're like that though with other things go like, for example,
like a carpet cleaner, it's got different features against the
regular one.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I gotta have the premium one. Okay, you know what
I'm saying. No, I don't know what you're saying. I
hardly equate model. I hardly equate the upholstery attachment to
warming a piece of silicone to ninety eight point six.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
You can stick your neck in both of them, though,
saying don't you not to bother mele.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
And cleaning a room. It feels like we have exasperated
all this. We're probably having some drops of blood right now.
Time we're we're done. We need a break for a week.
You guys have a fantastic week. Make sure you go
visit Gimpy Out for a chance to win that golf

(23:07):
cart negling flights. You guys have a great week.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
So yeah boy,